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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 23 - On My Birthday Bruh · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: What is up? Everybody?
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  Speaker 3: Welcome back to Son of a boyd podcast. Today is
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  Speaker 3: October eleventh. It is three six pm Eastern Time, of
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  Speaker 3: course here in New York City, and today is also
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  Speaker 3: going to be I believe the twenty third episode of
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  Speaker 3: Son of a Boy Dad.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, congratulations to son of a boy. Dad long. My
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  Speaker 1: brain chemistry is all off today, but I'm hoping that
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  Speaker 1: just as soon as we start talking that the lights
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  Speaker 1: will come on and I'll be like Frank Sinatra and
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  Speaker 1: I'll just snap the fuck into it.
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  Speaker 3: My brain chemistry is all on today.
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  Speaker 1: Really.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're buzzing. Yeah, I was listening to that new
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  Speaker 3: rock song on the way in what rock and roll?
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  Speaker 3: You didn't listen to the rock song Tech nine?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Heat the rock is rapping, Yeah, and it's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Well was he what was he doing and getting on wax?
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  Speaker 1: So what was he doing on the track? Hasn't he
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  Speaker 1: had enough? Hasn't he done enough in this world?
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  Speaker 3: No, dude, he can do anything he wants.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm saying, he's been successful at everything. Of course
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  Speaker 1: he's going to be successful at rap.
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  Speaker 4: He goes.
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  Speaker 3: It's about drive, it's about power. We stay hungry, We
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  Speaker 3: devou It was like the worst song I've ever heard
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  Speaker 3: in my entire life. But you know, people are just
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  Speaker 3: bumping in.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like the same people who are like, I'm not afraid. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: those same people are super into this Tech nine. Tech
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  Speaker 1: nine has like a massive do you know who Tech
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  Speaker 1: nine is I know the name.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know who him though, hottest rap.
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  Speaker 1: Out of Kansas City, Missouri, and uh, I think he's
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  Speaker 1: like the favorite, Like he's the favorite artist of women
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  Speaker 1: who smoke when they're pregnant. If you smoke when you're pregnant,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna fuck with Tech nine heavily big time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know Tech nine. I've
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  Speaker 3: never listened to his music before, but I know of him.
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  Speaker 1: But I could tell by the Rocks rap verse that
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  Speaker 1: Tech nine wrote the Rocks verse for the Rock you think, So,
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  Speaker 1: I know this gets a pretty basic verse, and even so,
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  Speaker 1: there's no chance that he wrote it. The worst part
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  Speaker 1: is when he's like, what's my mother the fucking name
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  Speaker 1: the Rock? When I first heard it, I thought this
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  Speaker 1: has to be old because there's no way that the
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  Speaker 1: Rock is going to be cussing in front of the children. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think that he's just he's just saying motherfucking in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of it. That's all I know.
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  Speaker 3: He thought he was one of those people that didn't cuss.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Like he's Will Smith type or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Like he's dirtier of a rapper than Will Smith. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Give me some more of the lyrics of
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  Speaker 1: the song.
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  Speaker 3: Whoa what my laptop?
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  Speaker 1: What was that? Dude? You didn't even touch your screen?
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  Speaker 4: Know what that was?
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  Speaker 3: He goes discrimination defamation if you want to bring old
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  Speaker 3: that's not it. Desecration defamation, if you want to bring
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  Speaker 3: it to the masses face to face.
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  Speaker 1: Now with escalating when I have to put boots to asses.
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  Speaker 1: There's no way that he wrote that desecration. Yeah, what
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  Speaker 1: the fuck is he talking about? Who's getting desecrated? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know his body's on temple? Maybe they're what else?
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  Speaker 1: Keep going see if we can put sass his parts
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  Speaker 1: on a beat?
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  Speaker 3: Mean on you when a dream? Wait, I can't mean
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  Speaker 3: on your like when a dream. I'm rumbling. You're gonna scream, mama,
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  Speaker 3: So bring the drama the king Brahama. Then what coming
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  Speaker 3: with your coming at you with extreme mana?
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck is extreme mana?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know his whole thing is mana?
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  Speaker 4: Though?
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  Speaker 1: Isn't mana like bread from heaven in like a biblical sense?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: Really, because Owen's given me a vigorous yes. But you
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  Speaker 1: haven't been in the Old test on all ends. What
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  Speaker 1: was the last time you cracked this the mana. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he brings the mana. At first, I thought he was
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  Speaker 1: making like a Moana reference. I'm waiting to hear a.
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  Speaker 3: Rap song from like the Rock Lebron James and like
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  Speaker 3: Gary V. I think they would make a really good.
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  Speaker 1: Song about like NFTs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and just like Conquering, conquering all got the tokens,
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  Speaker 3: the non fungible. Yeah, just just battling the odds and
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  Speaker 3: constantly breaking through the next to the next level.
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  Speaker 1: He is very he is like Lebron. I think Lebron
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  Speaker 1: the Rock and Lebron might have been separated at birth.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, very similar mindset. He just have that mana mindset.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck is mana? I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: He always has mana though. I always watch his videos
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  Speaker 3: and he talks about like Hannah or like I feel
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  Speaker 3: like it's like a whole. I think it's like being
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  Speaker 3: driven or something.
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  Speaker 1: You got the mana.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta have the mana, bro, you don't have the drive.
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  Speaker 4: That I got.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it means. Let's go manomano.
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  Speaker 5: Did you look it up on ye it's the bread
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  Speaker 5: of Heaven that the Israelites survived on for their forty
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  Speaker 5: year wandering in the desert.
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  Speaker 1: See, Bro, I knew it was some He's been cracking
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  Speaker 1: his ball.
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  Speaker 3: He says it all the time. Oh okay, he says
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  Speaker 3: it's so. It's the spirit in when the Rocks is
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  Speaker 3: in Hawaii. We have a word called mana, which spirit warrior.
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  Speaker 3: Mana is his foundation. Okay, bro, why would he wrap?
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  Speaker 3: He has the mana because why wouldn't he rap? Dude?
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  Speaker 1: Him rapping was like you doing stand up? He just
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  Speaker 1: got up on stage.
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  Speaker 3: Just a disc, Bro, You just that was a sneak disc. Hey,
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  Speaker 3: sneak this wasn't that sneaky?
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  Speaker 1: Don't sneak this me on the pole of all my friends. Sneak,
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  Speaker 1: No sneak. I think that.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: People were just uh people were people wanted him to
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  Speaker 1: do rock fans wanted him to do well, to do
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  Speaker 1: what do?
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  Speaker 4: Well?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my fans want him to do so do I
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  Speaker 3: like you had some lisp when you were saying that
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  Speaker 3: I do need to get my mind. Fans want him
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  Speaker 3: to do so?
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  Speaker 4: Duo?
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  Speaker 1: Well that's what we say. Well, well, so what, bro,
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  Speaker 1: I'm from phil We from Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 3: What did you get into this weekend? Drone?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: I was on all types of ship, bro, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: was on. I went to Chris Stapleton concert on Friday night.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah fu yeah, little country music. You don't notice little
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  Speaker 1: staple steps. I was out at STAPs christ It was
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  Speaker 1: bull shit, bro. They made everybody wear masks in there
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  Speaker 1: and show VAX cards. I was fucking furious, bro, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Shame of the libs are taking over the country music industry.
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  Speaker 3: It is, dude, damn sham.
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  Speaker 1: And just because somebody doesn't want to show a VAX card,
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  Speaker 1: suddenly they're racist or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 1: You see they're putting that smut on Clapton's name, They're
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  Speaker 1: putting fucking mustard on head I actually read that.
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  Speaker 3: I was reading that on the way here.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see? The headline was crazy.
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  Speaker 4: He's a nut.
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  Speaker 3: But they were like, he's like fat, he's like funding
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  Speaker 3: bands to go spread like anti vax propaganda.
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  Speaker 1: But they also just sprinkled on that he's racist afterwards. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well you know he's racist, right.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently he had like some big racist rant on stage
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  Speaker 3: a while ago, and then he said it was because
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  Speaker 3: he was drinking.
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  Speaker 1: But everybody was cool with him being racist until he
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  Speaker 1: was anti vax. Yeah, hasn't he been racist?
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  Speaker 3: For a while.
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  Speaker 1: He's been racist. The racist shit isn't new.
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  Speaker 3: When you write a song like Tears from Heaven, you're
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  Speaker 3: allowed to be a.
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  Speaker 1: Little racist tier there, would you know?
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  Speaker 4: Money?
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  Speaker 3: I remember when I first found out what that song
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  Speaker 3: was about, and I.
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  Speaker 1: Was like, fuck if I called you the N word, dude,
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  Speaker 1: this is not right. Wait what is it about him?
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  Speaker 1: His son?
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  Speaker 3: His son like fell out of a skyscraper window or
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  Speaker 3: something because.
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  Speaker 1: He thought he was Superman and that's why you see
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  Speaker 1: that was on.
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  Speaker 3: A bender and like left the window open. Really yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so it was his fault.
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  Speaker 1: He was overheating and he's like, I gotta crack this window. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: your own watch. Yeah he died, charge his kid died, damn. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But greatest hit of clapp career.
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  Speaker 3: But it resulted in a banger.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I was listening to that.
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  Speaker 3: I had I literally read the article and then I
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  Speaker 3: threw on Tears Tears from Heaven. I was just like,
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  Speaker 3: because now I'mchael, now I'm thinking about Clapton, and I
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  Speaker 3: got to listen to the song.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it just got to pop on Laila real quick.
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  Speaker 4: And uh, I mean I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't really know when it Clapton songs except for that one.
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  Speaker 1: Would do you know, Layla, I don't, damn bro, it's
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  Speaker 1: about his daughter that.
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  Speaker 3: He's not his daughter who fell out of a skyscraper.
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  Speaker 1: His whole fucking catalog, like he had twelve children, like
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  Speaker 1: Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor dream Coat. They all died
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  Speaker 1: one by one and he made the fucking greatest album
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  Speaker 1: of all time based off of it. I need another
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  Speaker 1: kid to die. Uh.
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  Speaker 3: He was on the anti COVID and like anti lockdown thing,
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  Speaker 3: like early on clap was yeah, absolute, I know he's
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  Speaker 3: stuck by his convoice of a generation.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, not our generation, but still he's the voice of
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  Speaker 1: a generation.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's pretty hard to be the voice of
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  Speaker 3: a generation, and like, what are you.
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  Speaker 1: Going to give that up and try and be the
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  Speaker 1: voice of the next generation? Definitely not stay where you're at.
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  Speaker 3: That's what a lot of people don't understand. Yeah, some
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  Speaker 3: people they don't have like that mindset.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they'll never be the voice of the generation. You
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  Speaker 1: can't be the voice of two generations. It's never worked before. Now,
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  Speaker 1: Jesus tried that shit. They killed him for it. Yep,
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  Speaker 1: fucking Hitler tried that shit. They murked him for it.
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  Speaker 1: He tried to be the voice of too many generations.
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  Speaker 1: If he just catches up with you, stay in your lane,
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  Speaker 1: brouches up with you. That's with Joanes. Alex Jones is
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  Speaker 1: the voice of his generation. Yeah, not another generation, not
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  Speaker 1: our generation, Addison Ray. Vinnie Hacker is the voice of
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  Speaker 1: his generation.
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  Speaker 3: We were talking about Vinie Hacker yesterday when I was
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  Speaker 3: home and my mom, uh my sisters were like, oh
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  Speaker 3: my god, you met Vinnie Hacker. And I was like yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And then my mom like looked him up and like
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  Speaker 3: watch one of his videos and she was just like shocked.
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  Speaker 3: She was like, this is what they like do for
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  Speaker 3: a living.
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  Speaker 1: Which video did you see?
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  Speaker 3: I mean just I think just want any one of
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  Speaker 3: his videos. They don't do anything, They just stare at
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  Speaker 3: the camera.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he just was like hot and inoffensive.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's also like super like not funny or cool.
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  Speaker 3: Really we met him, were you not there? I was
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  Speaker 3: in there.
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  Speaker 1: I mean he was just playing family feud.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he kind of just seemed like a tool.
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  Speaker 1: But you're trying to put mustard on Vinnie Hacker's jacket. Now, dude,
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  Speaker 1: don't put mustard on his jacket. I'll probably muster his
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  Speaker 1: jacket up. No, I don't give a fuck.
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  Speaker 3: I'm never gonna see him, like, don't put smut on
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  Speaker 3: his name. And then if I do see him again,
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  Speaker 3: I'll be like, oh, bro, I was just playing.
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  Speaker 1: I just pay for the pot.
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  Speaker 3: That was all jokes. But it's a comedy pod.
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  Speaker 1: It just jokes for the pod. Just say ship like that.
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  Speaker 1: It isn't get out of jail free card. We could
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  Speaker 1: put mustard on whoever's jacket we want, just get the.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck out of deal.
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  Speaker 3: It's comedy. It's a comedy.
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  Speaker 1: It's a comedy.
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  Speaker 3: Shows you don't understand a comedy.
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  Speaker 1: We just dunked your jacket and mustard.
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  Speaker 3: But and then I go into the whole Dave Chappelle
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  Speaker 3: bit or Dave Chappelle's speech when Vinnie Hacker like confronts
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  Speaker 3: me for making fun of him, Well, this is kid.
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  Speaker 3: I can't slay all just getting out of control.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I can't make jokes. I can't say anything anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I can't make jokes at the expensive hot kids from Seattle. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all the hot kids from Seattle. Suddenly you act like
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  Speaker 1: their struggles the same of mine.
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  Speaker 3: The thing, the one thing I did understand is that
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  Speaker 3: kid's got like a full body of tattoos, and he's like,
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  Speaker 3: isn't he like seventeen?
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  Speaker 1: Is he? I always wonder what first couple of tattoos?
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  Speaker 1: He just woke up one morning.
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  Speaker 3: It was like, I'm getting like one hundred tattoos and
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  Speaker 3: I'm just doing like because obviously it's like his brand.
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  Speaker 3: He's like the cool skater, edgy kid.
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  Speaker 1: Right, but he's like, hey, no, he looks edgy, but
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  Speaker 1: he's not old, not act, he's not old enough.
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  Speaker 3: He's not old enough to have the amount of tattoos
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  Speaker 3: that he has.
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  Speaker 1: He's not like an actual edge lord though now he's
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  Speaker 1: not like on four Chan making racist jokes or anything
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  Speaker 1: like that. That's a real edge lord, that would be.
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  Speaker 3: That's like, who's real edg Eric Clapton, Yeah, Vinnie Hacker
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  Speaker 3: wishes he is fucking Vinnie Hacker is going to have
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  Speaker 3: a kid and leave his fucking skyscraper window open just
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  Speaker 3: because he's chasing Eric Clapton's coat. Exactly if if Vinnie
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  Speaker 3: Hacker killed his son and then also went on stage
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  Speaker 3: and said a bunch of racist stuff, then he would
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  Speaker 3: be the real edge lord that he's trying to be.
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  Speaker 1: Who is Vinnie hacker to explain to people who don't know,
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  Speaker 1: because I I bet there's like a half a percentage
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  Speaker 1: or like a decent percentage of people who listen to
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  Speaker 1: this that know exactly who he is. And there's some
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  Speaker 1: people who have never heard of him in their life.
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  Speaker 3: He's just a it's really not hard to explain. He's
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  Speaker 3: just a TikTok.
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  Speaker 1: He's a goat, TikToker. He's like a young hot goat.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a hot goat.
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  Speaker 1: He's like in the he's on the rush, the current
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  Speaker 1: rush more of of tik tok Cotti's yeah, yeah, he.
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  Speaker 4: Has twelve point one million followers.
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  Speaker 3: Might work or twelve point one million hackers. That's what
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  Speaker 3: they call themselves.
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  Speaker 5: They did uh huh a lot of videos getting out
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  Speaker 5: of the shower fuck yeah, classic yeah, which is always
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  Speaker 5: awkward because you gotta I mean, when you're if you're
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  Speaker 5: getting out of the shower recording, that means that you're
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  Speaker 5: in the shower, Get out of the shower, put your
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  Speaker 5: phone there, start recording, get back in the shower, and
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  Speaker 5: then you get out of the shower again, and you're like,
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  Speaker 5: I got a look real hot.
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  Speaker 1: When I'm doing this, you touch your phone screen with
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  Speaker 1: wet hands. Oh yeah for sure. Oh yeah, or like
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: you were soaking your floor. Yeah, I hope to god
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: he's got a heated bathroom floor.
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: Unless he's just like recording, Unless he does like what
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: we do when he records his shower for like an hour,
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: then he just chops up.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: The cli.
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: Just let it run.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you just got some intern to her, like scuttling
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: in and like making sure his print looks right.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: And the Vinnie Hacker getting out of the shower compilation
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: highlight video highlight reel.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: But he's on like too much vibance that day and
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: his dick's shrinking up. Yeah, he definitely has to like
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: jerk off for like a cool half hour to get
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: his chub right.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be hilarious when all those kids are just
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: like wildly addicted to drugs in like two years.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah it is.
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: He's gonna be funny.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it fucking is, because I mean addiction is. Uh,
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: it's like the transit of property. You'll get He's so
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: successful at his phone and at TikTok because he got
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: addicted to it, learned the algorithm or whatever, and now
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: knows it like the back of his hand. Is addicted
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: to the success that it brings. But like that success
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: is like, uh, he's just trying to fill a hole
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: in his soul that he'll eventually try and stuff up
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: with prescription pills.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I'm sure he's already doing that. You think, Oh, yeah,
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: I'm talking. I'm talking about the real stuff.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: You think he's fucking banging hard ship yea, dude, The
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: problem is you can't even bang hard anymore. He's fucking You.
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: Don't do hard drugs unless you got a name like Vinnie.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Vinnie's like an eighties hard drugs. Now, it's a cool name.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, he has a cool name. Do you think
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: that's his real name or do you think it's a
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: stage name stage name? Definitely, you think of what's his
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: real name. Let's look up his real name and what
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: his parents look like and do for a little. Vinnie
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: Hacker's real name is Vincent Hacker.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: See, I knew he was lying, I know.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: So how did you know he was from Seattle, Washington?
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: You freak? He said it when he was when we
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: met him.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: Bro Oh wow, his mother is a nine to one
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: one dispatcher.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Shut up.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: She's definitely so he's been through the he's been through
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: the fucking his father, Nate is an electrician.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Shut up. I wonder where they met at, probably a bar.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: They would probably just yeah, he probably yo, am I
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: the goad or what bro if I had to guess.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: He electrocuted himself and then he called nine one one
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: and it was like a Her with Joaquin Phoenix type
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: situation where he fell in love with just her voice.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: And he just he fucked her sight unseen. Yeah, he
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: fucked her over the nine one one dispatch line. He's like,
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: I'm currently, sir, what's your emergency?
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: I'm currently pulsating with electricity, but I can't help but
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: think about how much I want to fall in love with.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: You right now one I've gotten emergency.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: M I want to spend the rest of my life
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: with you.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: My dick is full of comb and I need to
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: dump it out somewhere.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna need to get this nut off.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Where's your emergency, sir? Just stay right there?
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: He called her, and after he let shoot, and he
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: was like, what do you think of the name Vinnie?
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: I want to grow old together and have a child
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: named Vinnie.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: They're just cuddling in a ball of electric wire. Do
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: you like the name Vinnie? Just holding jumper cables in
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: their hands and a fucking puddle with their hair shocked
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: out like mar from Home Alone.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: He had one thing happened awhile ago where he got
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: like canceled on his birthday.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Really he is fucking ripped because his mama. How come
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: some people just have genetics like that? Like that's not
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: fair because that hard labors.
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: Vinnie Hacker canceled on his birthday for allegedly using Edward. Edward,
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: he begs, let me live, No.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Yo, I throw around the N word, bro, he might
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: be the edgelord that we.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Thought he was. Get off my back, bro, let me live.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Let me. Can I ever catch a fucking break?
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: Come on, I remember seeing this tweet on my birthday, Bra, real,
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: he goes, He goes radios. I can't ever catch a
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: fucking break. Something new every fucking week, he said the
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: N word, though, keep in mind into the camera camp
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: to avoy that one. But it's not everyone that is
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: against you. Well, it's starting to fucking feel like it.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: The tweet he added today today, out of all days
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: and every time, y'all are proven wrong. Fuck everything on
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: my birthday, Bra and then and then he just tweeted
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: the N word right at to end the thread.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: I'll say what I want to.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: What is this?
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: In his defense, he revealed he's an Obama supporter.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, so he's straight. Okay, never mind, So like,
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: what's everybody? So what's the problem.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: He would have voted for Obama in a third term too,
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: he later tweeted.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: He later tweeted, adding phrases like I piss excellent and
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: I ship bricks on that same excellence.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Meanwhile, social media was divided, with a section of Vinnie's
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: followers shading him for the alleged racism, while other groups
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: stood in the tiktoker's defense, saying that racism isn't real
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: and that Vinnie should be allowed to say the N word.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Thank you?
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, well, okay, I get it now beside, are you on, Roan?
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: I'm on Vinnie Hackers should be able to say whatever
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: he wants.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: Do you have a body like that and tattoos like that?
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: You can say certain things that people can't say. You
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: might as well be black? Yeah, yeah, just you know
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: who else got caught saying the N word this week?
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Tyson Fury Like right after his fight. There was like
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: a video of him like rapping along to a biggie.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Is he the bigger one? He's a little he's not
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: the typical boxer. He's not.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: He doesn't have a vnue. He doesn't have a vine ball.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Pick your next words carefully, he doesn't have a viny ball.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: I'm saying the N word is one thing, but fat
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: shaming is beyond the pail.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, so be I'm not fat shaming him.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: I just saw a lot of people being like, this
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: is a boxer, which, like it's funny when people say that,
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: like being like they're trying to clear they're trying to
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: be like nice about it, but like you're basically are
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: just fat shaming him in a nice way.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a boxer. You probably wouldn't have thought
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: that because he's fat, or like somebody who's like four
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: hundred pounds is like just found my new favorite boxer. Yeah,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Tyson Fury's like, like, fuck you, dude, I'm not trying
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: to be fucking lumpy. He's really not fat.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: He's just like his love handles, he's just not like
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: a like a chiseled boxer. Yeah, he just hast of
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Dad's strength.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: And sometimes like there's no amount of cardio that you
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: can do away to like to like get that shit away.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like me, I'll never get rid of my fat.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: What if you popped off your shirt and you're built
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: exactly like Tyson exactly, I asked, like long legs and
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: like love handles sitting on top.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: No, that's literally what I'm built like.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: He has the funniest body, and I think a lot
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: of people are built like that.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah I am.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I think it's like a very common body tie. But
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: like he's the only one who's ever had the confidence
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: to pop his shirt off with that body type. You
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: see him at a he was like with Steve Aoki.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: He got like knocked down like three times in the
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: fight and then was just partying till eleven am with
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Steve Aoki.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Oh No, that's funny.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: He's a fucking legend.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a goat.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: His brain just battered all the way in.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: Probably Yes, they probably have such bad cte.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you can't blame him for saying the N word.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Not like, what are you going to say to him?
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Who are you gonna send out? He's basically a vegetable.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: He's basically untouchable.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's untouchable, and he's a vegetable.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: He's like Thanos of the N word.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: I saw a video that was ten thousand Pokemons fighting
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: ten thousand Thanos and the Pokemon's.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Lost by a lot. I saw that video.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: I feel like it was weird though, because first of all,
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: in the video, Pokemon is not using any of his superpower.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: He's not using his like lightning bolts. I think there
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: was like a couple of lightning bolts. But but what
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: did it take too long to charge? Like, couldn't those
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Pokemon all just have like a concentrated attack and just
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: shoot off. Also, we're kind of going into the like
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: ten gorillas versus a thousand zebras.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: No, because it was very recent. I saw this this week,
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: and but I was curious. I was confused because also,
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Danos didn't have his.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Got his gauntlet the gauntlet glove.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: If he had that, he would have been able to
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: destroy all of them in one second. He's basically indestructible
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: with that thing.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: So maybe that they tempered back Pikachu's powers a little bit.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: And maybe since Pikachu wasn't fully evolved, maybe that.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Twitter kind of came down too, dom though, stupid.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: But I watched the whole video though. Yeah, I watched
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: the whole.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Video too, because at first it seems like that Pokemon's winning,
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: doesn't it, because they're not really making any progress. Yeah,
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden, it rapidly fails, and
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: then it turns the camera back and there's like still.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Ten thousand Pokemons just kind of sat there like bitches.
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: Though.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't understand why the Thanos got to move
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: in and on the Pokemons. The Pokemons didn't get to
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: move at all.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: The Pokemons couldn't have flanked the Thanoses.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: Is that like the Deadliest Warrior type simulation? You think
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: they like programmed it and everything.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: I think that they must have, But I've got some
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: problems with their their simulation.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll fix it, We'll make a better one. I'm
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: very I think they should bring back that this war year.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: That show was so fucking good.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: It was sweet throwing in the background samuraized, Yeah, it
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: was awesome, like with thereen Berets. Yeah, Jesse James versus Alcalpone. Yeah,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: that shit was awesome. Yeah. Also, wasn't there like six
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: million ways to die or something? Was that one of
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: the shows that was also adjacent to There was A
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Million Ways to Die? Is that what I'm thinking of?
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: But I never watched that show. It was a thousand
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Ways to die. It's a thousand Ways to die. Yeah,
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: I never watched it.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: I feel like it was like the same kind of family,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: just simulated death. Though that was like a that was
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: a category for a little bit.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: I remember there was one who was a girl practicing
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: sucking dick before a date and then she swallowed the
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: cucumber hole and died.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that understand, Shut up, that didn't happen. Well, are
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: they based on real events or what?
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Supposedly, because I saw one that was like someone was
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: having sex on a bunk bed and then like the
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: punk bed collapsed and they died, And I was like,
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: what's what's the point of the show just showing.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: How people died dunking on dead people.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: I'm sure there's I'm sure there's millions of ways that
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: like people have died that have been like crazy.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: They're just making these people's ghosts relive the embarrassment of
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: fucking sucking down an entire cucumber and down an entire cucumber,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: just fucking lodged in your throat. I mean, that's a
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: terrible imagine the horror of dying that way just a
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: fucking fat ass.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: Is like the craziest feeling because it just hits it.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: And sometimes, like if you ever choked bag, you're like,
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: oh shit, like it's over.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you died from the panic. Yeah, like the panics,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: or his rise is so fast and you yeah, just
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: gotta have someone dig down your throat and fuck, have
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: that cucumber and rip the cucumber out.
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm reading the top ten Craziest thousand boys to
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: Pierre in France had a Pika syndrome and he ate
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: nothing but coins.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Oh gross, What the fuck is Pika syndrome? What do
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: you think?
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: Bro?
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: He's addicted to money? Fuck bro, he had Vinie Hacker syndrome.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: He just loves money. We got to avoid those pitfalls.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I know, I know the Vinnie hackers at the fucking bank.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Now I've never seen him there for real. Makes you
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: wonder he probably just eats all his coins. I've been
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: on a I've been on a very big curious kick recently.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: What have you been so curious about?
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: I've just been curious. I've just been googling random shit
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: for real.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no way all the time. I wonder what that
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: means been learning a lot? I wonder what that means
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: about your I think it's just like.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: I've been I've been at a school for so long,
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: and now I'm like, you're starve for no star for knowledge.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: I just want to learn.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: What's some ship that you've picked up.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: I've just been googling shit about animals, Like I was,
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: like last night, I was looking up blue whale size comparisons.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Shut up? So big were they? Are? They bigger than
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: a building?
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: Dude? They're bigger than like they're like, they're bigger than
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: like multiple school buses.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: They are, Yeah, but isn't didn't somebody like fall into
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: a whale's mouth? Recently? There was like a video of
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: like a whale biting someone, but like they couldn't swallow them,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: like did they have big ass mouths but like tied
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: off throat holes. So I was looking at this and yeah, dude,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: look at the size of this thing you've just been googling. Damn, bro,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: you've got a first school bus. Oh shit, and that
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: school bus is already underwater, so yeah, fucked.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: So it's like three probably four school buses, probably three
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: school buses, three, probably four school buses.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I've just been on some.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: I've just been on some. I've just been on some
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: goofy shit recently.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: It makes you think, though, Yeah.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: And then I was looking up, like the strongest animals
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: in the world, and it's like a beetle pound for pounds,
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: a beatle can carry a beatle Like how strong? It's
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: like a buffalo beetle. How like a comparison for that,
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: it's like a human would be like if a human
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: could carry like four buses filled with people.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, beatles are thorough as ship.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: They could fall from like the Empire State Building on
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: their back and just like get up and like walk
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: just like a trudge away. There was a when we
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: were in UH in Nashville, there was a grasshopper that
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: kept We were on the eighteen floor and there was
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: a grasshopper that kept on trying to fly my window
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: and it would just fly into it and just smack up.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: I squared up with my window one time. I thought
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: it was about the fall. I thought it was about
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: the fly through the window. I thought I was about
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: to have the boxes grasshopper. But eventually, like it must
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: have just fallen off off, like it must have just
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: fallen the entire way. And these bugs are just hard headed,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: like you can't break a bug.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: No, you really can't, especially a beetle. Yeah, it's a
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: it's a it's a it's called a dung beetle. And
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: then number two is a rhinoceros beetle.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: These beetles are just tough as fuck. Wasn't it a
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: rhinosros beetle in Lion King?
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know, Oh yeah, I think so.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: They're just marching around, yeah, and then Timon and Poomba,
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: we're just snacking on them, yeah, which makes you think
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: how strong is a is a warthog's jaw? If they
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: can just well, I think you could.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: It's it's it's based off of like compared to body
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: weight god, So it's like we could still obviously kill
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: a beetle.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Like when like ants are like super strong, like their
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: cripts are.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: I think ants are up.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: There also, like the h the jumping ability of a spider,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Like if we could jump like spiders or like some
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: of the spiders, we'd literally be jumping like Spider Man.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: You have been learning I have, I've been learning a lot.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: What are you off some like delta AG or something
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: No, just pure, just pure knowledge.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: You're just thirsting, You're just fucking cracking.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: I've been off though the book boys, the Roman swipes.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: That's probably what it is.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: You're trying to get your brain bigger.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: I've been rubbing the Roman swipes on my brain so
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: that I don't get tired of learning.
• 28:10
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• 29:29
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• 29:31
  Speaker 3: He did before Sly endorsed it. He whispered into both
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  Speaker 1: through a day. I was gonna commit that SI whispered
• 29:51
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• 29:55
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• 29:58
  Speaker 3: As long as I got these, no one can stop me.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: He said, he told us to put that on a
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: wife beater. I'm going to commit to rocking a wife beater.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: When he came in, yeah, a wife beater and some dickies,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: some baggy dicks. So sick bro. When I first saw him,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I was like, is that a doc worker? Is he
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: work industrially? There must be a reason that he's wearing
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: exclusively dickies and cartharts.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: You got to be really confident to be able to
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: just pull up somewhere in a wife beater. Yeah, if
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: I pulled up in a wife beater, I would get arrested.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: You gotta love your nipples to pull up in a
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: white like you have to have like a love affair
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: with your nipple.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: I don't even think I could put a wife beater
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: on and look at it, look at myself in the mirror.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: I don't even want to know how I look with
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: a wife beater on.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: You get put on a watch list. I get like
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: an amber alert on my phone, like someone in your
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: area is violated. The cops just kicking the door, Like,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: who just put on a wife beater in here? It
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: bunches up, weird around.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Like my roommate in college used to wear a wife
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: beater all time, and I would be like so uncomfortable.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: If you got a Tyson Fury bod, you can't wear
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: a wife beater, Like if you're on some Tyson Fury.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Tyson Fury couldn't wear a wife beater.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: No, he was really My roommate was really skinny though,
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: so he.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Pulled it off so he looked good in it. You're
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: saying no, like he just.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Like was like Vinnie Hacker, but obviously way less chiseled
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: and way less hot.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Wife beaters used to be for kids that fought. Yeah,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: like you used to be. If you wear a wife beater,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: it's like, oh, you're you're a fighter, You're a domestic fighter.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Now, when I think of a wife beater, you think
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: of like a dude pulling up to like a driving
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: range with like sandals on and like long shorts that
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: go past his knees.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Now I would I think I'll start thinking of it now,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: but I've never thought of that before.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: That's what I think of.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Break it down. You want to do a wife beater episode?
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: If you hit ninety k subscribers.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: Nah, matter of fact, I hope we never get that's
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: the case. I'm never wearing a dude Janko's episode if
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: we got to ninety.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: K oh, Yeah, I wear Janko's on my fuck and
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: we'll do.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Goes and wife beaters in his Dave on whoa bro put.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: The cat back in the bag? Bro put the toothpaste
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: back in the tube. Now it's supposed to be a
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: surprise when he comes on next episode.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: He's coming on next episode unless people don't want him
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: to come on.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Then we actually should probably just talk about it. Now,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: what are we going to talk to him about?
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: I was thinking about we should just talk to him,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: like at you an interview.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: I was thinking about some jokes to make, But then
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: I was like, I don't think he's gonna think I'm funny,
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: I know, or any of the things I say is funny.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, what's the deal with that? So, so would
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: you rather just crack joke?
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: We can't make fun of Vinnie Hacker around him because
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: he's like, he's like boys within it.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Dave wears wife beaters too, Yeah, he definitely like tries
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: out a wife beater.
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: After either Vine was in the office. Dave and him
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: went out for drinks.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: He's styled they Yeah. He was like, Yo, this is
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: how you roll up your dickies. Yeah, this is how
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: you put a cart heart beanie on. He's like, Dave,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: why don't we go get you tatted up? We'll put
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: some hat tats. Bro check this out. Yeah, I'm tatted.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I'm tatted. Shit is so beta or where's Dave's No,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: David has a fingertat?
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Does he really?
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: I would never get a tattoo. Couldn't fraid of needles.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: Well that she didn't get the vaccine, just kidding idea
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: to get the vaccine. My mom today was like, are
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: you gonna get the booster shot? And I was like,
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: probably not. Are you gonna get the booster shot? Fut
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: political brou No. We should have on the podcast Eric
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: Clapton and Fauci.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Yo and have a great debate.
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Should we both pick aside or will moderate?
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: Like fell like, guys, can we all be friends with
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: like even if we have different political opinions. I'm gonna
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: shoot the ship for an hour. Yeah, and that way
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: will end this this hysteria going on in our country.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Because people just need to reach across the aisle and see,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: like everybody else isn't that different from you? Clapp is
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: not that different.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: From Clapton from London though, yeah, probably Claptain.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: But he lives in He lived in New York for
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: long enough. Like Eric Fauci is just.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: An english he's english Man. He's a Irish man or doctor.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: What's Fauchi's first name, uh, Jacomo Jacamo. Fauci is fucking
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: He's basically Eric Clapton without the guitar abilities. Like they're
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: the same guy. He just doesn't know how to shred
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: And if they could just put their differences down, put
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: down their swords. Come on, son of a boy, Dad.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: I just googled the I just googled Eric Clapton to
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: forgu out where he was from. And this says, you know,
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: so you read the Rolling Stone article. I'm assuming no.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I didn't even read the headline. I just thought the
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: headline was.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: Like, he's also donating money to the band. He gave
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: them one thousand, three hundred dollars, and they're saying that
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: he's like funding this funding anti VACS bands. So he
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: broke one thousand, three hundred dollars from Eric Clapton.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Anytime you give that specific amount of money, like you're
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: broke or he's just like.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: Not doesn't care that much about it. What's his net worth?
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: I thought he was worth like millions. He definitely was
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: five hundred million dollars.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got like old money and he definitely owns
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: his master.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: He gave them one thousand dollars.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: That's probably just what he had on it.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: You can't be that passionate about it.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: He just had it in his pocket.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: They were making it seem like he was funding the
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: anti vax like army.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: He probably just drove past the guy with a sign
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: on a cardboard cutout and like gave him what he
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: had in his ash tray. Yeah, like, oh, he's funding them.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Goddamn the media, bro, stop trying to talk bad about Clapton.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: He wrote Laila, he wrote, he wrote tears in Avla.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: Oh that's him.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, dollar old yous worried? Damn Roade, you know
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: my name? If I saw you in heaven? You think
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: you're ever gonna die? Yeah?
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: Damn, this might be the last episode. Honestly, Fuck, bro,
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: never know, you never know.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: How do you want to be remembered as a twenty
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: year old.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: That wouldn't be bad because it wouldn't be bad to die,
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: and people would be like, he had so much potential.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, that would be the best. I mean, he was
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: just getting started. That's the best way to go. Yeah,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: always on the ascent. Yeah, you never have to see
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: the other side of the mountain.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: No, I don't want to see the other side.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: It's it's grim over here. It's shadowy and dark over here. Brother,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: it's cold over here. Get out, well you can, man,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: if you know my name, you gotta fucking get Clapton
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: as your babysitter. Man. That's the only way out.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: I want to know what Clapton said on stage, but
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: we'll talk.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: We'll Clapton made a song about it. You never listened
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: to his sout, his hit His song is like didn't
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: you care? Everybody do any didn't he make like a.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: Thirty minute song, which with all the confusion, bro, that's Dylan.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: He Dylan did a little bit now it fell and
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: did not say anything about the back wait whatever.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Would do that he might have He didn't.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: He didn't.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: No, he doesn't talk to them.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: In remove yourself, don't don't let stand culture affect your
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: opinion of Dylan. He did not.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: He made a fifteen minute song about JFK's assassination.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: So what if he did?
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Though?
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna stop? Are you gonna separate the artists
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: from the art It's not like you're gonna.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: Be slandering my favorite artist.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: You can. We can talk about Clapton all day, sunder
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: my favorite artist, then slander boskiot Bro.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: Dude, Like, you can slander Clapton all you want, But
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: when you get to Vinnie Hacker, that's where.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: It's a little rough for me. That's a real artist.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: We should call up Vinnie. Come you text Dave and
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: ask for Vinni's phone number. All right, No, I'm kidding,
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: don't I don't want to talk to Bro. I don't
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: want to talk to Vinnie.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: What if you just gave him?
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: He's so nervous.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that we missed Jay rich in the office.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I know, we both did.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: He seemed cool, Josh Richards.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Joh Ray, Well, that's like a thing that people say
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: it is joh Ray. Yeah, it's from like an the
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Cody co TikTok jah Ray. Everyone called him jah Ray
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: for a long time, so lout.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: To jah Ray. Yeah. No, he he did seem like
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: he seemed.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: Like a nice kid. I mean, I'm just very normal.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: I'm sure they're very media trained.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: What I mean, all of them, well, they all know
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: how to not step in it.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, except Vinnie.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I thought he did because, like we tried the first day.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: One of media training. They probably like, don't say the
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: N word. He's like that one says, let me live. Yeah,
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: let me fucking live. I ship excellence, I piss excellence.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: It is a fucking savage move to do.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: It's just on my fucking birthday too, you're gonna call
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: me out.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: He must feel like actual god. Oh yeah.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: I think those kids almost feel like just the greatest
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: people that's ever that have ever. Wont he had a
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: kid with him who had a Vinnie Hacker tattoo.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: No, No, one of his homeboys, And I think those
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: were the kids that he consulted with when someone made
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: like a Jewish joke or something like that, and he.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: Was like, is that okay?
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Allowed to make that kind of Oh yeah, dude, that
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: was so That's what I was, That's what I was
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: thinking of.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Cat made a Jewish joke.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: And he's like and he like consulted with his group
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: and then they like nodded and said, like that's a
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: permissible joke or whatever.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: They're like, yeah, we just looked it up. Big cats Jewish,
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: it's cool. He's It's kind of like Vinnie. It's kind
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: of like when you say it.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Hit because you like how you have black friends. He's Jewish.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: He's just don't even really worried about it.
• 39:20
  Speaker 7: Vinnie.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: I thought Vinnie was cool. Bro, I did it.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: I hated him the second he walked in. He were
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: jealous of I was jealous of his smoking hot bod.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he wanted to rip his fucking clothes off and
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: wear him for yourself.
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: Wait, you were there when he came on, Yeah, and
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: you just didn't say anything. No, he got your boy
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: got real crack. He just crossed his arms.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: He's nothing cool. Fuck this guy.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: I was like, twelve million, that's it.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: The Capetulant team.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Wonder what his net worth is?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: What other hot boys have more followers than him?
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Bryce Hall? But Bryce Hall is on the down He's
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: now he's going downhill.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you want to say that, bro,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: because he's got a ninety five percent girl followers and
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: B he's thinking about texting his xpac. Yeah, I did
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: see that.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Who his ex is Addison Ray right, yep, I saw,
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: and he's got a new apartment with black couches. I
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: was listening to Shane Gillis's podcast this week and he
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: was talking about how he was in La and how
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: everyone there's TikTok famous, and he said that.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: This big.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: Manager was at the restaurant and then like ten and
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: then like six boys in this house walked in, like
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: into the restaurant to meet with him. And I was like,
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: I couldn't help but think it had to have been
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: Ruin right the way he described him. I don't want
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: to say it, but like he.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Said, big, do you mean big? Like he said he
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: was a big, big Jewish guy. Ruin is grewing Jewish.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you could just put Judy as well.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: I am Jewish, so I'm allowed to do that.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: But you're allowed to just anoint someone Jewish? Yes, you
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: could get It's like it's like it's like a hood pass.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: It's like an N word pass, Like you can give
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: people Judaism. Yeah, you just blessed people with it and
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: yeah you can. Were you listening to uh Shane ghillis
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: his podcast to see if he said anything about you?
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: No, I was listening to because I've never listened to it,
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: and Greer is like obsessed with it and always sends
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: his clips.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? The real the real podcast
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: is war Mode though, m.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: H warm Mode?
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: What what QAnon one?
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Who's that?
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they're QAnon but maybe they're q
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: and on what's what's war Mode? It's uh, it's Matt's
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Uh okay, So he's.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: Like, but Matt is like a super big of a
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: conspiracy like spiritual guy too.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: He's just he's spiritual.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: He's like the Joe Rogan of the podcast. He's like though, yeah,
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: you could say that he's the one who's like rock
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: Like he doesn't masturbate. Yeah, he doesn't, master he said
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: when he masturbates, he says it feels like a chore
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: and he like hates doing it, but he says he
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: has to do it sometimes to drain his balls. It's
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: all out of the one episode that I listened to.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: But he's uh yeah, he's like dead serious about psychics,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: like he's like he'll take the He took the blindfolded
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: five five grams of mushrooms. It's like it's not a
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: joke to him. Like I know people who are like
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: that with like psychedelics who are just dead. Ser I've
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: never met man.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Is he a Philly guy too?
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: I think so?
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: I know people I know cousins on both sides of
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: his family, and the fucking sickest stories like one of them,
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: like one of them got in a fight with a
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: kid and he was like about to fight the kid
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: and he like had a plastic bag in his hand,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: and he threw the plastic bag in the air next
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: to the kid who was like, yo, look at that.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: And the kid was like what And the kid when
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: the kid looked, he just sucker once. He was like,
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: a plastic bag is like a prop to like knock
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: the kid out the most ingenious and inventive thing, like
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: he was. That's like a Jackie Chan move, Like he
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: was in like a hubcap to like knocking out or something.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: My my cousin walked up to someone and said there
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: was something in their teeth and then he knocked their
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: tooth out her. No, your guys and just punched the
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: girl in the face. And this that we found out brutal.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Oh and also you got punched in.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: The face by a did you actually get punched Yeah,
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: by a guy in a hospital ground.
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: Really yeah, you know, like forty ninth and yeah, ninth
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: that when we turned to take the subway, I had
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: air pods and a guy in a hospital gown just
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: came up and swang at me in the face.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: Is it swang or swung? People are correcting me both ways.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Swang is like how Paul Wall talks about, Like you
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: go to handy paint dripping car.
• 43:27
  Speaker 8: He drip.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: No, I ducked back and he hit me in the shoulder.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, that with dead arm.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: And then I was just like in shock. I watched him.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: He did it to a few more people.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, a punching rampage. Yeah, I guess it's crazy.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: It's better than it's like.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: I guess I shouldn't say that.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Say it. That's close s where we live. Yeah, yeah,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: so you guys got a puncher in your neighborhood. It's
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: right where we live. That's our corner. Yeah, you guys
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: have a puncher.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't live in a great area. But we're
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: almost out. We're gonna be out soon. No way, two
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: more months, I mean, no better fucking time to get out.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: I guess we're moving BK b K right in between
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: you and big Cats, right in between you and your wife.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: And yeah, welcome boys, keep up place for me. No,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: we're not.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: I don't think we're gonna move to Brooklyn. We might,
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: but I think we're realistic probably gonna move to East Village.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Why did you say that? Because I like to fuck
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: with you. You're you're pathic, bro, This is bordering on pathocological, bro.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: You're pathological. No, you're pathological.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: I was I'm not pathocological.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: I actually think that like hanging out with like KB
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: and Nick made me more of like a path like
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: more of a like I lie more in for the
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: sake of like making jokes, because now I just make
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: shit up to like get a laugh.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what making jokes is. No, it's not not.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Until I came here, it wasn't.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Uh what was making jokes before?
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: Telling a funny story, telling the truth somebody that actually happened. Now,
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: I'll be like I was hanging out my family this weekend,
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: and and we were talking about something. I forgot what
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: I said, but I just completely made it up. And
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: they're like, oh my god, that actually happened, and they
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: were laughing, and I was like, no, none of that happened.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Like when you said that, my dad's like, yeah, I
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: don't see it.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that never happened.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a funny joke that you made. And
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: everyone could tell what jokes the podcast is all lies.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: Vinnie Hacker never actually said the N word, just kidding.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Thank god. I was worried about him. I just unfollowed him.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: I had to take my posters down from my room
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Hacker post.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I had to burn all my Hacker art, my Hacker CDs,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: color him in and put him back up. Yeah, tape
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: them back together. I'm sorry, Vinny. I ripped up my
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: my little nas X Vinnie Hacker air Max collaboration shoes
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: and I did that.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no way that Vinnie Hacker and Lil nas
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: X collabed.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: I know Lil nas X personally, Okay, I know him
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: on a friend level.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Have you ever been in a group chat with him?
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: I have, really Yeah that hasn't been in the group
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: chat with a lass X. Yeah, I'm not having a
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: group chat you get added to. It's like a bunch
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: of you. Then the laws X will be in it.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: He doesn't reply, but he's just in it.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bro.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: Then laws X followed me.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: When he had eighty K Shut up, bro, and then
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: he made meme account.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: He still follows me. God, right now, let me say,
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: come on some of a boy dad.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Oh God, yeah, do it. Ah, you're always making me
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: d M Drake.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's for my own personal benefit.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and this would be my personal benefit. Yeah, I
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: don't want to help you, this would be our personal benefit.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: You saw the Drake Drewski video.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: Oh was so funny.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Drew Sky, I want Drewsky's hilarious.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: You have We should have him on the pod. Yeah,
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: I think I'd be too nervous.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's on my wish list too. Yeah, so so
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: ore Gillian Walla that we could actually do that pretty easily. Yeah.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: They're fucking hilarious too.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: Could get them on today if we wanted to.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: That's where I gotta put a mustard on my jacket
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: from I always say that, like, don't put mustard on
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: my jacket. Don't put a smut on my name. You're
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: putting mustard one and they're dead serious, like they're like
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: about the fights home, being like, you're putting a fucking
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: mustard on my jacket right now.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: They're hilarious the same time they come on the yat
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: it's so funny and and.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: But just also getting mustard on your jacket is infuriating. Yeah,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: is it though, because the flick mustard comes off prettyase.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: No it doesn't. You've never had mustard on your jacket, bro.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: I got a mustard standing on a white sweatshirt and
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: it never came off.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: There's about mustard on ties. Really.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: I got pizza grease on my pants before we started recording.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Just a shame that I was eating pizza you because
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: it was supposed to like my big.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Day back back in the gym.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, today I was coming back.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Everyone has been like, sass is Jack, sas is so
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: rip that as fuck? Is that what it is? Yeah? Well,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I mean at least that's a good like part of
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: fat to be like, that's a good place on the
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: spectrum of too big, and I need to slim down.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get lumped out. You're gonna be on some
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: fury shit soon. Nough.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm trying to get on some vinie
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: hacker shit.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean you know that that's going to
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: require an entire lifestyle change.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: Modify news, wife beaters, dickies.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: The problem is a watch.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: Maybe a watch, No, yes, maybe a collective.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: Wait are we there yet?
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: I think we got to do another one before that.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Now think when we leap frog it. Yeah, let's go
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: right to Vinceo. I talked to somebody this week that
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: was like, I like, how on the podcast, like, you
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: don't like try and trick people into listening to the ads,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Like you just tell people when there's going to be
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: an ad. And I was like, oh, you like that.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: We suck at transitions. You like that we just jump
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: right into ads.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: But I hope you clocked whoever.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: That was clocked like a Ventcero watch share a watch.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: It was a woman that said it, So maybe don't
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: wish that. Uh all right, so Owen's cousin.
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: They're giving us permission to riff, but we have to
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: keep it brand safe.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, so let's start.
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: Let's rift.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Let's start riffing.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: So I was at the club the other day.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, don't you mean the bank?
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: The bank?
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I love the banks to me.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: And the oh that watch looks expensive, and I go, well,
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: not really, because guess what I used. I used promo
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: code son of a Boy dat or I used promo
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  Speaker 3: code son for fifteen percent off on for fifty percent
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: off on an entire order for limited.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Time fifty fifteen fifteen.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: Let's run that back.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Now you need some fucking diction lessons, my boy.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Bruh, go to vincero dot COM's Okay, you're putting mustard
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: on your own shover. I'm fucking this up. You take
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: this over.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, you got this now.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: I don't even know where to go.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: So I was watching a I was watching my favorite show,
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Squid's Game the other day, and I saw one of
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: the carrotters.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: Guys don't talk about squid Game in the notes.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Damn it. Hold up, all right, you go, you go,
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: you go. Vinceo watches, Vinceero watches I love. Okay, they're
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: not just watches though. My favorite TikTok to who says
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: the N word often wears a vincher around.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: Come on, we're cutting that now. Come on, bro, you're
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: about to get booted from the pod.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: No, dude, don't boot me from some of the boyd
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: in a week.
• 50:08
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• 50:39
  Speaker 3: And once again we are still offering the same offer
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: where if you guys buy one hundred watches, we will
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: come and personally deliver the one hundred and first watch
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: to your house erst desire location.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: No matter where you live in the continental United States
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: and Hawaii, and you.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: Need to actually show us like the receipt. You can't
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: just put one hundred in your car. You need to
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: show that you bought a hundred watches and we'll come
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: and deliver you a surprise one hundred and one.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: But it won't be a surprise, because we're telling you
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: right now it won't be a surprise, but when it
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: happens will be a surprise. And so just be ready.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Just don't, you know, wear something nice every day until
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: it happens. Exactly, we will be dropping in on you
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: like publishers clearing house and just with a big check,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: just shocking you. What'd you do all weekend, my bro, I.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: Really didn't do much. I had a very very laid
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: back weekend. I was at I was at home, took
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: the train home. The train's just gotten brutal.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Though you're a train dude, you're a train rider.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Well, it's like the only way to get there. It's
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: the only way to get home unless I drive, which I.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Don't have a car.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: You could take Dave's Helly, true, you could take the chopper.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: That'll be awesome if I just landed the helly in
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: my front yard.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Who is that Your neighbors are all checking you out?
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: No? Yeah, it was a good weekend though.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: I just that's probably what people in New England think
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: working for barstools.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: Like probably yeah, well yeah, I guess anyway, and that
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: it's a big barstool area.
• 51:58
  Speaker 7: Is it like that?
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: Actually, Oh yeah, Viva Viva Viva billboard in our high school.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, shut the fuck up, bro, that's so fun
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: and legendary. But uh yeah, good weekend.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: I chilled, I hung out my family, watch a lot
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: of movies, chilled with my dogs for a bit. Just
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: post it up.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: That's the best bro recharge.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, feeling good.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Get fourteen hours of sleep at night like Lebron gets.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I actually did night. I didn't get a
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: lot of sleep, but I I gotta sleep. The last
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: two nights bad, I've been on a bad sleep streak.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Watch to sleep with that melatonin?
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, still am probably gonna go back to it tonight, though,
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: Why just because I probably won't.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: It's it's it's just fucking awful. You're predicting a bad
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: night of sleep coming here.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: No, it's just like it makes me so drowsy in
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: the mornings, and it like ruins the whole beginning of
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: my day.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: The melatonin. Yeah, so then why don't you just stop
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: using it? I can't fall asleep really?
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I'll be fine. I'm gonna work out aggressively after.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: This, or why don't you just jerk off aggressively too.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna work out super hard so that I'm falling
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: asleep at like nine o'clock.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just start, Yeah, cardio, walking places and shit.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Like, yeah, Yeah, it's gonna be good. It's gonna be good.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be good.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: It's gonna be good.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: A lot of good shit coming good. Yeah.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: I watched A Quiet Place one end two not great?
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: Really did you see him?
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: No?
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: I didn't.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: They're not that great.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: I told myself I was going to I also, I
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: might have fucked up it. Probably.
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: It's not that bad. It's not like a bad movie.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: But I went into it thinking it was a horror movie.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Is it not?
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: No, it's like a thriller and it's not scary at all.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: What the fuck's the difference.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: A thriller's like more of like a like a story
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: and stuff. Like a horror it is just like a
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: scary movie. And it just wasn't scary. Now, a thriller
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: is like a little bit scary, but a horror movie's
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: like supposed to be like really scary.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: This was not scary. Were you thrilled?
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: No?
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: It wasn't thrilling.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: No, because I was just waiting to be scared and
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: they're just quiet.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: The whole time. Yeah, did they ever fucking yell?
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: In the second one? There's a lot more talking than
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: there is in the first one.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: You know, it threw me off when I first heard
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: John Krasinski getting interviewed afterwards, and he's got a different
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: speaking voice than Jim from the office says Yeah, I.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: Mean probably it's probably just like aging and stuff.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: You think that's your speaking voice changes with age.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: If you smoke a pack of SIGs a day.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, are you accusing Halpert of fucking smoking Siggi's yep,
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: no way. Do you know something I don't, brother? Are
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: you doxing him as a smoker?
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: Brother?
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: You never share a cigarette with a man. Intel.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: He he talks like he's like trying to like cover
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: up his front teeth or something like that. Whenever he's Jim.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's kind of a little bitch in the first
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: movie too. Facts he's not even the second one, Halpert,
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: you're on Notice you just made the list.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Bro, you're a little bit of a bitch. Zas might
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: come and steal your booth thing.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: I know Emily Blunt, right, Emily Blunt's in the second
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: or in the movie.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: I saw her and uh and him right, on right
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: on the same street as our office one time, about
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: a block away from our office. When was this some
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: some eighteen months ago. Oh, unbelievable. Huh, that would have
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: been cool to see the people you fucking see in
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: New York, bro. I haven't seen anyone in New York ever, really,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: any famous people. I saw Gamadi on like my first day.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: When I first moved here. I remember Nick was like, yeah,
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: I see famous you all the time, Like we saw
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: we met the guy from Always Sunny.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: I saw Jonah Hill just walking down the street the
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: other day, and I just see like people who are
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: like on the verge of death constantly, and that's it.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Are they famous looking?
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: No?
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: What if there just has been famous has been true?
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: That could be me in a couple of years.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be Vinnie Hacker in a couple of years.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they all do look like Vinne Hacker, chiseled, tatted. Yeah,
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: it's weird that, Like the cool look is to be
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: like someone who's like boring death.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, super skinny like that, because you can't acquire that.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: Come, No one wants a plump guy like me. Someone
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: who's clearly well fed, takes care of himself.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: That used to be the way, even like the seventeen hundred.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: I'm clean, Bro, No tats, You're like edible, You're like, uh,
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: if we had to eat somebody, you'd be the.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: First one of the girlie hacker be the last. Yeah,
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: because ink poisoning.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, his skin is inked up, his his body is emaciated.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: He doesn't have any fat. You could make a brisket
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: out of you. Oh yeah, we could cut the cut,
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: the cut your back fat, fucking serve it up. Yeah,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: we could make a loin. We could make a tender
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: loin out of your inner thigh.
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know, man. So unfortunately I don't make the rules.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: You're not going to be the one that fucking gets eaten.
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: This weekend I went to a like a fall fest.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: I was on some fall ship, like a corn maze.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Oh that's fun. Pumpkin patch, Yeah, we got We had
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: a Bond five geek. It was the geek. We went
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: into corn maze and uh, rode on like a death
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: hearst or whatever, and uh, it's a death hearst. It's
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: like a fucking it's like a monster truck that like
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: a bunch of kids get one, and uh they just
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: whip around the cornfield. You're screaming. We're basically we were
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: basically the only adults there, and we were yeah, fuck
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: that fucking with the kids in New York. It was
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania. It was like, oh, you were outing penci pency. Yeah,
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: penn State, you already know that. It was fucking there.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: We were at this fall fest. I went just for
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: this fall fest. Yeah, it was fucking sweet. But we
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: were in the middle of this corn maze and uh
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: like we just started hanging out there and and my
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: friends are just a bunch of weirdos and they were
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: just like the mics there. Yeah, there was like three
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: mics there, the ones I know, yeah, uh no, not
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: those mics, but to the two other ones or no one.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you met him, but the one
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: whose house he went to, he was in there, but
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: they just we went to the cornfield and we were
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: just chanting as like all these kids are just lost
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: corn people corn and kids were definitely getting horror by
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: were like I was riding on this deathhurst and I
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: just started like screaming at the top of my lung,
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: so all the kids got even more scared. They started
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: scar hilarious. It was fucked up in massively immature. But
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: it's just like I got, I'm getting my fallen like
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have my pumpkins spice now my apple ship
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: like I'm gonna I'm gonna maximize it.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: I'm loving the weather. It's hot as fuck in this room,
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: but even just walking around, yeah, walking around outside, it's
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: like the perfect weather right now.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, I love this.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: I want to get outside, go to Central.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: Parks, just some crispass air.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go to Central Park and just start raking.
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: Community service.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: Have you ever done community service?
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: No?
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: God, no, giving back to the community is not my thing, bro.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: I've done some. I've done some court mandated community service before.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: And U do you have to do pick up trash?
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: Pick up trash?
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: Like why'd you GRADU get court manded?
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: It was for like an underage or some shit like that.
• 58:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: At some point murder basically murder, Like we got in
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: the car with like it was like a white van
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: with like it was like basically everyone else had to
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: be like on parole or like convicts. Everybody was like
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: basically and like it was like a chain gang. We
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: were all like rice. But it was just like such bullshit.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: We just would go to like a random city block
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: in like a park and like pick up people's like
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: paper plates with like the little four set things that
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: you used to grab trash, like for a fat people
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: who like don't want to bend over and grab their
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: cups out of their kitchen cabinet or whatever. But uh,
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: they let us off early every day. It's just bullshit,
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: like we're another time my community service had to like
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: clean up a firehouse and community service. I've had a
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: decent amount of community service. You're up to no goobe,
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: you got to straighten you out. Well, get me on
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: a scared straight program or something.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: And the last time you were when was the last
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: time you were locked up?
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: Uh? But it's a storm chasers thing. But they threw that.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: They threw that out because of COVID and we weren't
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: even really locked up. They just had us in a
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: little little situation. We were jammed up. We were I've
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: been behind the bars before. It wasn't I mean, I've
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: been in a I haven't been in like a holding cell.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: I've been in a holding cell, So I haven't been
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: in like a hilarious a jail or a prison. Yeah,
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: I've been in a holding site.
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: I didn't think you had.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not, but I've had like one of my boys
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: mic he's been he was thrown in He like like
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: opened up the door of like a cop car something
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: like at Penn State. He was just like walking around,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: uh drunk, and he like opened up the door of
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: the cop car and they came up to him, and
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: he like gave him a fake name and then they
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: threw him in. They like threw him in like the
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: actual jail, Like he had to go to like the
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: actual jail for like a fuck around prank. It's like
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: the same level of the ship that I was doing,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: but like he actually got thrown in jail with like
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: a cell mate. Like he like cried, Is it one
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: of the mics that I know? Yeah? Which one? Uh,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: one of them? I don't know if he wants it
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: out there that it's good plausible deniability to have a
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: bunch of a bunch of friends with the same things.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: Hilarious. Oh and have you ever been locked up?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: Never been behind bars?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, Rowan has apparently multiple times.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: It was like really a bitch ass like lonely jail
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: cell It's not like there was other people in there
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: that I like whirled out like I was like cold
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: and looking across the cell. Then you don't have to
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: deny if anything happened in the showers.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: We weren't even thinking about that.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: I didn't even say showers.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: He's like, no, dude, Like you're not like it wasn't
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: like what you think it.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Is, like now I'm trying to put mustard on my
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: fucking jacket. Bro. It was just me in there.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: It wasn't like there's anyone else in there trying to
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: have sex with me.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: I didn't suck the CEO's dick or anything like nuck
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: anyone off. Most of my shenanigans, I was under eighteen.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah me too, so it would just beat tickets and stuff.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: Mine would usually just be like a couple punches to
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: the face from the cop and then go home, get
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: out of here.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: A cop put me on the roof of it. He
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: like strangled me onto the roof of his cop, calling, well,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: I would love to know what you were doing that.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: This was This was like I was just like coming
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: out of a bar and there was like a brawl
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: that was happening, and I was like in the no,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: just near the middle of it. Yeah, and like cop, no,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: the cop must have seen me as like the biggest bitch,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: like the most like man handlable, and he like he,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: like Bart Simpson, choked me onto the roof of the
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: car and I just like put my hand ends up
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: right away and fucking he let me go. But uh
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: it stopped the fight pretty quickly. But he just he
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: choked the fuck out of me onto the roof of
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: the car. But like, what am I gonna do? Hit
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: a cop? Yeah? You going in exactly. That's all that
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: was echoing in my head. A good well reached for
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: his gun. At least my friends had a gun phase too,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: but that was like twenty three. Your friends are probably
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: coming up on their gun face.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I could see that we were gonna go shooting
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: one time, but we never did.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: I want to shoot bad.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, see you're coming up on I want to feel
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: that power. You're coming up on it. Yeah, you're gonna
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: get a little bitch ass twenty two.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: Start wearing it to surf bringing into the office.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: It's in a holster. We were just talking about my
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: friends being in their gun phase this past weekend and
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: like three of them all got guns at this one
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: house in Manny Unk and Philly.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: And they they brought like burners, what do you mean,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: Like what does their scratch offs?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: Whatever? They No, I think they bought legit guns. Yeah,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: they were like, uh, they probably had like a serial
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: number on them or whatever. But they like brought me
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: into like a room and a party and like locked
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: the door to like show me their guns. And like
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: I knew two of the kids, and the other one
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: who I didn't know, was like like I heard you rap.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: He like cocked the gun like spitch something. Oh, it's
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: like horrified. I don't think And I didn't wrap for him.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: I was like I don't think I want to. But
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: he was like he was like you're making a mistake,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: Like he going to kill you. No, because like the
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: other two dudes were like my friend, but he was
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: just up to I think he was just like practicing intimidation.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: He was like finding his legs. Like with intimidation.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: I don't think I would do well being around a gun.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's spooky as fuck, but there's like a phase
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: in your life or it'll just be fun. Another one
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: of the kids who was my friend. He said one
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: of the times when he freshly got his gun, like
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: he was showing it off and there was like a
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: fly flying around him and he like pulled out the gun.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: He was like, you believe the balls on this fly?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: The gun up to the fly. I just remember the story.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: They were bringing it up this weekend and I a dying.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: You believe the balls?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: So they had guns and they would just carry them around.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: It was like it was like it was like a
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: phase in their life where they were like riding motorcycles
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: and like having guns and like spiking their hair up
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: and shit like that. It was I don't know if
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: they were like taking the gun on the motorcycle or
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: like they would have the gun at home and like
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: lock it away or something like that. But they were
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: like locking their door and keeping I don't know if
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: it was perfect gun safety because they were brandishing at it.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: A yeah, had a fruit fly, but you believe the
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: balls on this fly? Speaking of safety, yoh, bro, you're
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: the transition God, it's too easy. How do you do it?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Speaking of safety? Talk us through your process has like
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: a comedia, and like how do you come up with
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: a good segue?
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: Golf season? Is in full swing and getting out there
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: to work on your game is bound to make any
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• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: You get up on stage at all recently.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did last week and fucking crushed.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: I believe it is even a question.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: You might be the next him. You might be him.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: I think I'm next up to say the least, and.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: There's no shame in saying it. Sometimes, if you know
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: you're good, you're good. Yeah. It's like jay Z calling
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: himself the best rapper alive.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I am the best tan up comedian alive.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: You don't have to work on your craft. No, all
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: these other suckers have to work on their craft. See.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: That's something like like the way I like to put
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: over people is like, so you know how Beethoven he
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: could just play fine, and he could always just play right.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: For me, I could always just play.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: Beethoven was blind is deaf lined? Any wait? He was
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: death and he could play the piano.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he also had no limbs.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: Something doesn't add up. He was like and frank out
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: there and.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: He could always just play and I could, Uh. Ever,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: since I remember that first time it did stand up
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: two weeks ago, I could just play.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: What if there's like video that emerges of you as
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: like an eighteen month old just holding a microphone in
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: front of a brick wall. He just had it in him.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: He's like a young Tiger Woods. Yeah.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: No, it was a good It was a good show.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: I did a lot of new jokes and they were
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: very fun and people liked him. They're very well received,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: and I wish I had footage from it. I should,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: but there's some technical difficulties I guess with it, so
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm ever going to get it.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: That's fucked.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: I don't really care. Like, it's probably good that I
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: don't post anything, because if I ever want to reuse
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: the jokes.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: What if you post every stand up comedy you ever do,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: and you do something new every single.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: Time, right, Like that's what I'm thinking about. That would
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: be legendary. And also it would just like probably change
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: the game.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: It would literally change the game because it would shit
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: on all these comics who were like, oh, I've been
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: working on this act for a year and a half.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: It's like, dude, fucking come up with something new. Yeah,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: you lazy bastard. You're telling the same joke over and
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: over and over and over again.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: You're telling me you don't have an original thought.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: You don't have an original thought inside your entire head.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: Come on, you dumb, you dumb motherfucker. Put pen to
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: paper one time. Where's your work ethic cat grind for
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: me one time?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: So I ask you this, why do you choose to recycle?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: And there's always another option to create? Oh and where
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: are we at right now?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: We're our end almost ten minutes in. Because remember at
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: the beginning of the episode, you say it was three
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: oh three set, it's three oh nine. Actually, well now
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: it's four sixteen.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: Actually I think I said it's through a six, So
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: it's about so it's an hour and ten.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: It makes sense. So Owen's telling the truth.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: So Owen's not lying, which is new. Yeah, finally, dude
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: is a liar. Yeah, Owen's the true liar. Of the
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: bunch ohens, the real fucking liar. But you said that
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: when you met Shane Gillis at the stand up show,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: he lied to you.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: He lied.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: Oh he was fugging with you.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he lied to you hard.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: I was tweaking out big time.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: Shut up.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: Well he was like, he said he was gonna watch
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: my set, which is one thing I didn't want him to.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: And that was the lie that he told. And then
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: he walked over to me with a corselet and goes,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: I need something stronger. I need to bang some heroin
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: in my veins. Fucking stat He said that there was
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: tons of agents in the crowd, No way, damn. And
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: that spooped you, because that didn't spook me at all.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: So what what spooked you? That he was gonna watch
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: my set? Was what spooked me?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: Because what if he doesn't think you're funny?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: I just don't want like the pressure of having to
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: do it in front of someone who's funny.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: So you think everyone in your audience is not funny
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: at all?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why they were rely on me to make
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: them laugh.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: If they were funny, they could just think up their
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: own funny thoughts and they'd be laughing just sitting there exactly.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: It's a fact.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: But you you ever seen Dave Chappelle a comedy.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Show acts, bro, He's probably never seen comedy. No, I
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: heard Frank formed it. Frank Kelly Endo said the same thing. Yeah,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Caliendo doesn't watch any comedy because he wants to come
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: in fresh. And it's like, those are the two funniest dudes.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: I feel like watching comedy is a great way to
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: get like motivate yourself to do it.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Wow, they're like this guy sucks.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like she's like, yeah, you just take it right down.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: One day, whatever they said on stage, and you go
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: up and you say the same things, like, oh they're small.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: Have you ever heard about that Norm McDonald thing that happened.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: He was like at some small comedy club doing stand
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: up and there was like a bunch of openers who
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: are doing like five minutes and apparently they did like
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: multiple shows that night, and like on one of the shows,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: he just went up and did all their material. He
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: was like, He's like, I want to go up first
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: and just like warm up the crowd. And he goes
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: up and he just does all of the opener's material.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: I mean that's funny. I know, that's a funny Joe.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: And then he got off stage and the opener was like,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: that's literally like all I have as ay, they were
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: like new to stand up and they like they only
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: had like five minutes and that was literally.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: All of my material. That's kind of genius.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hilarious. If I ever would be insane if
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: someone did that to you, I want to do it
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: to you. No, you won't even see my material coming.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is that out of left field? Yeah, I'll just
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: have to watch the YouTube one time.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: No, I don't do any of the material anymore.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna memorize.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: I scratched all that shit. That's old, this old stuff.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: I'm beyond that. My jokes are much more mature.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: But you're like a young Gerrod Carmichael. That's yeah, Yeah,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: that's what you're like.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: I'ld think of myself of a of like a younger
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: of any minie hacker.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: You are kind of like a young Bosquiocht. Yeah, how
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: Boscocht came to New York and that would make me
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: Andy Warhol. I think, bro, you're no Andy Warhol. I'm
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: Andy Warhol. I ruined modern art.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: True.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: You know, don't you know? People you just you don't
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: ruin it.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: You just disrupt it. You disrupted the game.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: Bro, I am a disruptor. Yeah, like my boy wallow Bro,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: wall though Wollow is a disruptor. Don't put fucking mustard
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: on my jacket.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: Put mustard on my jacket. Don't ever put mustard on
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: my jacket.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Dude, what about this mustard color jackets? So you can
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: never tell when there's mustard on your jacket.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not a bad idea. We'll sleep on that.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: Should we wrap it up?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's wrap it the fuck up our live shows.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: There's no new tickets on sale.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: Are we gonna put out the live show? Uh?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely on YouTube. I'll see how the audio is
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: for a podcast.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: We should try to put it out as a podcast,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: even if it's just a bonus episode.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: There should be a way to like, well, we can
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: talk about this after, but there should be a way
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: to record our actual microphones and have it amplify out
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: still right.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we just have to hold our voice memos
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: up to our faces like this and just record ourselves
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: and he gets stitched together and post.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, or resolved to Microphones Live show will be out
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: on YouTube and podcast platforms on Friday.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: On Wednesday, also Chicks in the Office Live show from
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: Philly on Thursday. We're not supposed to say that.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: Why isn't that like a surprise that we're going to
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: that surprise.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: Surprise. It's not like any of their fans are gonna
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: listen to this anyway.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: We're good, bro.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: I think that I think that the boy Dad's sweatshirts
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: sell best with women. They do, so we need to
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: get a girl mom sweatshirt for the men. That's it
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: would sell better. So that's coming soon. Mustard Jackets coming.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: We might have a sketch coming out tomorrow.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: Fact sketch coming out. We shot a sketch. It was.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: It was fun to do. I haven't seen.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: I'll see if it's it will maybe I'll come out tomorrow.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: If it's not bad. Yeah, if it sucks, then this
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: will just be a fig imagination.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah you can. You can just try and come up
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: with one yourself and then send us the idea if
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: you're so funny. There is no anything like that.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: But Vinnie Hacker does.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: Vinnie Hacker did direct it, so it was a little edgy.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: He came in like Tarantino.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: It was a little little settle. Yeah, why do all
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: our scripts have the N word in it? Yeah, he
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: was a little more out of our comfort zone, but
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: you got to respect it.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: He's an artist, though, like we don't. We don't know
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: with our fat lumpy asses. No, we don't fucking know
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: which way is up.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: Hacker does, though, Hacker does. All right, Thank you guys
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: for listening. Make sure you like, subscribe comments, unsubscribe on podcasts,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: then resubscribe and give us five stars.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say something else too.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Owen, shout out to Jake, shout out
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: to Tyler.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll cup that all right, Thanks guys,