Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 9 - Manic Monday

Transcript

Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 9 - Manic Monday · Son of a Boy Dad

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: can listen ad free on Amazon Music.
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: When Cool, Creamy Ranch meets tangy Bold Buffalo, the whole
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: is greater than the sum of it sauce, Say Howdy,
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: partner to new Buffalo Ram Sauce only at McDonald's for
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: a limited time.
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: And participating McDonald's go ahead.
• 0:30
  Speaker 3: What's up, guys, Welcome back to another episode of Son
• 0:34
  Speaker 3: of a.
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: Just Another Man.
• 0:38
  Speaker 3: It's just another manic Monday. What's up, everybody? It's just
• 0:43
  Speaker 3: another manic Monday. Here in the barstool HQ with Son
• 0:47
  Speaker 3: of a Boy Dad Podcast. This is your host, Lil
• 0:51
  Speaker 3: Sasquatch with my co host. Oh oh oh, all right,
• 0:57
  Speaker 3: let's just restart.
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: Oh no, that was good. That was good. But what
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: were you saying? Oh about?
• 1:01
  Speaker 3: I was about to say owen, but I realized that
• 1:02
  Speaker 3: my co host is actually rown oh ship.
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: That would have been an all time blooper real moment.
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: We need to put together tat that in a blooper
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: reel and a best of episode where it's just like
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: all of our fucking sickest jokes just lined up out
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: of context.
• 1:16
  Speaker 3: Just crazy funny jokes that we do.
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: Our fucking bits premises. I love to come up with
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: a good premise and just spit ball off of it.
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: That's my ship, fucking just talking.
• 1:28
  Speaker 3: I just love the sticks.
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: I love it, dude.
• 1:31
  Speaker 3: I was working on some sticks last night.
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do the German accident you were we were
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: working on.
• 1:36
  Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, that needs a lot of work.
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: You're doing the angry German brought worst.
• 1:44
  Speaker 3: I was doing if Jimmy Fallon was an angry German
• 1:47
  Speaker 3: Man working on a lot of impression.
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: Quest it's a work in progress. That was my impression
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: of your impression of him yelling at a questlove quest Love, Yeah,
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: and all that. Shout out quest Love, shout out. Shout
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: out the whole Roots crew. Uh love those guys, Frankie Knuckles.
• 2:07
  Speaker 3: One time, me and my friends were talking about rap
• 2:09
  Speaker 3: and my buddy, who like thinks that he's like better
• 2:11
  Speaker 3: than everyone else, told us that his favorite rap group
• 2:14
  Speaker 3: was He said, he said his favorite rapper was the Roots,
• 2:17
  Speaker 3: and we were like, we've never heard you play a
• 2:19
  Speaker 3: song from the Roots ever. It was like he just
• 2:21
  Speaker 3: found them like that day and he was like, yeah,
• 2:24
  Speaker 3: the Roots are my favorite rap group ever. Guarantee you
• 2:27
  Speaker 3: he has not even listened to the Roots song in years.
• 2:31
  Speaker 3: I love the idea that the Roots are his favorite rapper. Yeah,
• 2:34
  Speaker 3: it's a guy. It's a guy that's.
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: The rapper, and uh, he is a really good rapper,
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: Like your friend's not wrong about.
• 2:41
  Speaker 3: It is half grade and he was like the Roots
• 2:44
  Speaker 3: and we were like, what the fuck is the Roots?
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: And he's not wrong, but like in his eighth grade
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: mind couldn't even like he raps about like Bosquiocht and.
• 2:54
  Speaker 3: Like he probably knew one Roots song. They were like
• 2:56
  Speaker 3: they like performed on some show he was watching, like
• 2:59
  Speaker 3: a Tonight like a Tonight's Show type thing.
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: I push my seed in Bush for Life. That's their
• 3:05
  Speaker 1: only like song that ever like got radio play, I
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: feel like, and that's like a rock song.
• 3:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know any of their music. I only know
• 3:11
  Speaker 3: of them.
• 3:12
  Speaker 1: I used to be signed to, uh like the Roots
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: like Raw Life really yeah, when I was in Philly,
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: I would like record in their room with them. Actually
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: wrote I submitted stuff for their last album. Actually they
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: use it no and I hate myself that I just said.
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: Actually actually is my least favorite word by far.
• 3:29
  Speaker 3: Why actually I actually did this. If I don't think
• 3:34
  Speaker 3: it's a bad word. Actually, I think maybe literally could
• 3:37
  Speaker 3: be worse.
• 3:38
  Speaker 1: I literally literally get shipped on in the way that
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: actually should get shipped on. Actually, like when you say actually,
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: it's like proving that you know something that other people
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: don't know. Like everybody's joking, but you have this fucking
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: nugget of fucking perfect truth. And I hate the word.
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: Actually literally is bad as well. Yeah it's terrible. I
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: say it all the time, and I'm really just a
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: self loathing actually use her, I'll say, actually, and I'll
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: just hate myself for fucking weeks.
• 4:09
  Speaker 3: True, true, true.
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: Tue true. That let's fucks what's fucked? So let's jump
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: into these topics.
• 4:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess we'll just dive right in so uh residency,
• 4:23
  Speaker 3: that's we could just hop into politics.
• 4:25
  Speaker 1: Biden is in the news once again.
• 4:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Biden fucked up again pretty hard. He was sniffing
• 4:31
  Speaker 3: children's hair again.
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: He brought Olivia Rodrigo in s was so cringey, just
• 4:37
  Speaker 1: so we could smell the fuck out of her. He
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: was just smelling her head to toe like he usually
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: they have guard dogs like sniff people like bomb sniffing
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: dogs when they come into the White House. He just
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: got on all fours and started sniffing. Olivia Rod, who
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: do you use? He was convinced it was fragrance? Is this?
• 4:56
  Speaker 1: I was asking to do that yesterday? I was like, bro,
• 4:58
  Speaker 1: is that is that the top four cologne? And he
• 5:03
  Speaker 1: was at the at the Yankees at the bar outside
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: the Yankees game, just smelling it. You were at that
• 5:09
  Speaker 1: bar for a while. Yeah, you guys, honey potted me.
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: What did you do there? I thought you were fucking
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: with me? Yeah, and that there was no Yankees game.
• 5:17
  Speaker 3: You were at that. You were at that bar for
• 5:19
  Speaker 3: what an hour before we got Yes.
• 5:20
  Speaker 1: And you're like, you're like, oh, we're all going to
• 5:22
  Speaker 1: meet there. So you meet there at six. I got
• 5:24
  Speaker 1: there at six.
• 5:25
  Speaker 3: Well what happened? Why were we so late?
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: Oh? We had to wait for KB. KB took the
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: train too far and.
• 5:30
  Speaker 3: Then we waited and then I think we like the
• 5:35
  Speaker 3: train to there was way longer than we thought it
• 5:37
  Speaker 3: was going to be.
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: I think we couldn't get the.
• 5:38
  Speaker 3: D Yeah, and then we tried to get an uber
• 5:42
  Speaker 3: to uber took like fifteen minutes to get there, and
• 5:43
  Speaker 3: then they canceled when they got there for.
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, and I don't know if you know what you
• 5:47
  Speaker 1: just said, but Bro, you just said you couldn't get
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: the d pause, big pause, Paul Rooney pause, Uski the
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: boy says something suss shit Paul is Owen sus hold up. Pause.
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: We need to get a soundboard to pause.
• 6:09
  Speaker 3: I want to get like a like a like a
• 6:12
  Speaker 3: click and explosion type noise and then just pause right
• 6:16
  Speaker 3: after that and maybe some of those horns.
• 6:20
  Speaker 1: Would you would you control the board.
• 6:23
  Speaker 3: I would be on it. I would be running the board.
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: So I'm not trying to control the board. But I
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: also those those horns are like, actually to me, I
• 6:30
  Speaker 1: feel like people have just overused that.
• 6:32
  Speaker 3: Remember one of those things first like took off in
• 6:34
  Speaker 3: the radio. It would just be like in the middle
• 6:36
  Speaker 3: of just normal songs and just be.
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: Like but then people who had like improv comed there'sah,
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: there'shs like city damn son.
• 6:55
  Speaker 3: It is fucking freezing in here, I know, bro, how
• 6:58
  Speaker 3: are you old old day bitches?
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: Love bitches loves some freezing.
• 7:02
  Speaker 3: And I just haven't eaten anything today.
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: Oh you're malnourished. I'm fucking hungry. Do you ever get
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: jittery when you don't eat enough all the time. Your
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: hand starts to shake, my hands get like very vainy.
• 7:12
  Speaker 1: That's what I used to with my hands, hasty. That's
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: the perfect time to jerk off when your hand starts
• 7:16
  Speaker 1: naturally shaking it because it's like it's like brushing your
• 7:20
  Speaker 1: teeth with a vibrating toothbrush. You get like extra all
• 7:23
  Speaker 1: the work, exactly, Michael J. Fox when he jerks off, bro,
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: he definitely fucking I think he got Parkinson Parkinson just disorder.
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: He could get an explosive orgasm anytime.
• 7:34
  Speaker 3: That would be a bad one to have. I think
• 7:35
  Speaker 3: that'd be worse than like, what do you think would
• 7:37
  Speaker 3: be worse, like parkinson is, like a vertigo. I'm thinking
• 7:39
  Speaker 3: of something like that's like well, I'm just thinking something
• 7:42
  Speaker 3: that's like kind of like debilitating, but like not in like.
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: Part, Parkinson's will be worse than vertigo.
• 7:46
  Speaker 3: You aut people who have like really bad.
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: Had vertigo, and he just like he got over it.
• 7:51
  Speaker 1: He like smoked enough weed that he didn't.
• 7:53
  Speaker 3: Have any really bad vertigo.
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: And it just makes them like sick. But I think
• 7:57
  Speaker 1: Parkinson's you deal with every second of every day of
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: your life.
• 8:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess that's true. I watched a movie where
• 8:04
  Speaker 3: the guy where this old dude at a bar had
• 8:06
  Speaker 3: Parkinson's and he had to like he would like back
• 8:08
  Speaker 3: to the future. No, he was like an alcoholic and
• 8:10
  Speaker 3: he would like order a shot and he like wouldn't
• 8:12
  Speaker 3: be able to take the shot because his hands haking
• 8:14
  Speaker 3: so much. Or he would like tie his tie around
• 8:16
  Speaker 3: and like put it around his neck and use as
• 8:18
  Speaker 3: like a pulley system to like get the shot into
• 8:21
  Speaker 3: his mouth.
• 8:22
  Speaker 1: Bro, guys like that need a product. Yeah, we need
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: to make an infomercial.
• 8:26
  Speaker 3: He was a very smart thing of.
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: Parkinson's ruining your alcoholism. Try the shot Master with three
• 8:33
  Speaker 1: thousand We need one.
• 8:35
  Speaker 3: Is there like any there's no cure to Parkinson's?
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: Is there just love?
• 8:39
  Speaker 3: Man? Is there any like temporary relief? Like if you
• 8:42
  Speaker 3: drink a lot, do you get like just to get
• 8:43
  Speaker 3: rid of the shakes?
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: You just drink and have a bunch of like burgers.
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: Put yourself in a food coma.
• 8:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like Joey who we work with. When he
• 8:52
  Speaker 3: has a he has a bad stutter and when he
• 8:54
  Speaker 3: drinks it's all of a sudden he's just the best
• 8:55
  Speaker 3: talker alive.
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: Joey Molnaro has a stutter.
• 8:58
  Speaker 3: No, Joey Lang Joey langoing, Joey Langon oh n y
• 9:02
  Speaker 3: u langing? Yeah, yeah he does. Have you ever seen
• 9:06
  Speaker 3: him when he drinks, he's.
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: His stutters like uh gay pat sexuality. No, he's got
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: a bad stutter. He just turns it on when he benefits. Now,
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: Joey Langone just doesn't.
• 9:20
  Speaker 3: He has a bad stutter, and then went, no, but
• 9:24
  Speaker 3: he has a stutter.
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: And I don't. But I think that he just turns
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: it on whatever he feels like. You know that. Speaking
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: of politics, you know Joe Biden has his stutter.
• 9:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, but he like sleepy Joe.
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: But he there was that to do with his stutter.
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: He has dementia. Yeah, well that's obviously, but he h
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: like there were stories coming out about his stutter and
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: then like he like turned up his stutter.
• 9:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean lean into it.
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you exactly, That's what I'm saying.
• 9:49
  Speaker 3: I thought I had a stutter for a bit, but
• 9:50
  Speaker 3: then I was just like I'm just rushing through my sentences.
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: I'm just nervous. Yeah, when did you think you had
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: a stutter when you like as an adult, when you
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: worked at barstool.
• 9:58
  Speaker 3: No, No, I think I was probably in eighth grade.
• 10:00
  Speaker 3: I think it was probably one day I was like,
• 10:01
  Speaker 3: I think I have a stutter.
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: You had hypocontry, Yeah, like ate some bad meat.
• 10:05
  Speaker 3: I thought you caught a stud I would like miss
• 10:07
  Speaker 3: say things out. I would say things wrong all the time.
• 10:09
  Speaker 3: I would stumble over my words.
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ bro probably had to go to therapy for that.
• 10:15
  Speaker 3: I know I did. I had to work through it
• 10:16
  Speaker 3: with a professional.
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: But you're doing the work, and that's all that's important.
• 10:19
  Speaker 3: It is just do as long as you can, as
• 10:21
  Speaker 3: long as you can try and make yourself happier. It's
• 10:23
  Speaker 3: all that matters.
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, just do the work and just take care
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: of yourself and each other exactly. To say that at
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: the end of Jerry Springer, who was at the Yankees
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: game last.
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: Night, really he was on the jump book. I didn't
• 10:36
  Speaker 3: see him.
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: You never watched Jerry Springer now, but the.
• 10:39
  Speaker 3: Yankees game was we should talk about we should you
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: should just hop into the Yankees game. Just an absolute wipeout.
• 10:47
  Speaker 3: It was just an absolute wipeout.
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: You are learning your baseball terminology quite fast.
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, top of the count, you're strike three.
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think top is top of the count one.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: I don't think it like top of the inning.
• 11:00
  Speaker 3: No, top of the count right or full count, top
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: of the order.
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: Full kint of top of the order, top of the inning,
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: full count? What is full count?
• 11:06
  Speaker 3: Three and two?
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Three two?
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: I know that.
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: Shit, yeah you do. That's also his own defensive basketball.
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: But we'll get into basketball. You're becoming to sportshead by
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: working here. Just the other of the big sports guys
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: are taking you under their wing, and they're really showing.
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: The sports experiences I've had have been strictly personal. I
• 11:26
  Speaker 3: have had nothing to do with anyone here.
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: What do you mean personal?
• 11:29
  Speaker 3: Like I've gone to two sports games in the last
• 11:31
  Speaker 3: like two weeks, and both of them were on my own.
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: You went with us to the Yankees game last week, Well.
• 11:35
  Speaker 3: It was more like I was like, you guys were
• 11:37
  Speaker 3: just there mentally. I was in my own world. I
• 11:40
  Speaker 3: was in the game.
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: You kept on it, you kept on asking questions like, uh,
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: like a wife who's never seen sports before, So what
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: who are we rooting for?
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: I was rooting for the Socks. The Socks got absolutely pumbled.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: They got terribly pumbled. Bro, they were fucking why.
• 11:59
  Speaker 3: It was just an absolute wipe out.
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were fucking was a ninet. Yeah. The highlight
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: was seeing Noah Beck at the stadium. Yeah, but that
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: was the only sweet part of it. Was a good guy. Yeah,
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: they had him running the bases in the beginning of
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: the game.
• 12:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, please remove your caps and rise
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: for Noah Beck. And then he got out on stage,
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: and he got out on the field and he did
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: a little dick swing and then sprint it around. So
• 12:23
  Speaker 3: this wung as dick for us. And he actually hit
• 12:27
  Speaker 3: his dick is so big they actually he bunted the
• 12:29
  Speaker 3: first pitch with his fully hard penis.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Noah Beck had an inside the park home run
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: with his his penis. Yeah, he just laid down a
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: penis butt.
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: He ran the bases faster than anyone's ever seen.
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: Just though fucking popped ve sweating. He fucking he almost
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: broke his pooka shell necklace. But he did not break
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: his pooka shell necklace, thank god. And then he went
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: to catch steak. He did go to catch the perfect
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: New York night. That's what people are going to look
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: back at our era, our age of New York, and
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: that's what it's to be like. It used to be
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: like Frank Sinatra going to like a fucking famous ass
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: like McCormick and Schmix or something like that, or Smith
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: and Wolinsky or something like that.
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be Noah back catch Steak, going to catch steak.
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: Have you ever been to catch bro?
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: Of course Bro go down there, see actual Rod, see
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: the hockey players they put us in there.
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: There's is there a catchteak in Like there's a catchtak
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: in New York?
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Where is it? Because I want to go to.
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: Chelsea It's like twentieth and eighth or something.
• 13:29
  Speaker 4: We were across from Catch Steak when we saw that
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: fan at an atm oh yeah.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: By Donnie's spot. They have an attractive they have a
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: hot person room there.
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: Do they really?
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: That's awesome classist yeah, or looking look as it's just
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: looking look at them.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah that.
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: I imagine you going to the a to catch steak
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: with your buddies and they're like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: Like the bouncer stops you. He's like, nah, you gotta
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: go to the ugly section.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: You're good, You're good, You're good.
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: No, And they bring over a couple other people, like
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: like when you have like a fake ID, they bring
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: over a couple other people to look at you with
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: like a light. They're like, what's that acne on the cheeks?
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: Can we get wear Henley?
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Can we get that taken away?
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: We're gonna need you to go home put on some
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: makeup or either can't come back.
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: Everything here is wrong. They put you at the kids table.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's definitely a table of other misfits. O, the
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: ugly ass misfits, just like they just.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: Got Rudolph playing or No, what is the the Island
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: of Misfits? What movie is that from the.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: Island of Misfit Toys?
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: Fuck?
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: Why am I slunch and misfits?
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: It is some claymation or some ship.
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: I think it might be Rudolph.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: Is it rude Off?
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: I think it might be rud Off because Rudolph is
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: a misfit And there's these.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: Ugly ass people with like coke bottle glasses, like.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: Acne and like ugly asses.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: Ugly asses people are wearing glasses. Ugly ass peop with glasses, bro,
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: you never catch me dead.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: And thin glasses are one of the biggest indicators if
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: someone is a fucking ugly person.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: Seriously, you never see a hot ass person.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: I think glasses are very in these days. They are,
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: but they have been in for a while now. Actually,
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: because when was it When was it a time where
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: people were like, oh, if you have glasses, you're a
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: nerd and you're ugly.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: The fifties through the I think through like when did
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: nerd culture? Who recaptured nerd culture? Toby McGuire and Spider Man.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: No, like John Lennon was wearing glasses, but his ships
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: were circles. Yeah, but they were cool, Yeah, exactly, they
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: were circles. So like when people saw him wearing glasses,
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: Like if I was a little kid with glasses, I
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: would have been like, fuck.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Buddy Holly. Maybe Buddy Holly was wearing some thick
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: ass glasses. I think Toby McGuire and Spider Man though,
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: because like people put on glasses and be like, actually
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: I might be Spider Man. The guys would pretend that
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: they actually could have been like shredded and ripped, and
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: then people started appropriating nerd culture. People start acting like
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: nerds when they're not nerds at.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: All, Like Nick.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Exactly, like Nick, Like Nick is not a Nick, has
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: his tattoos and up, Ladies love him. Ladies love him.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: There's nothing nerdy pipes constantly. The nerdiest people are the
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: people who fucking like sports. Yeah, like if you like
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: know every player on a sports like Dave and Big Cat.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Those fucking geeks, Yes, dude, fucking absolutely nerds. Dude, fucking
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: guys who just if it wasn't for Barstool, Dave wouldn't
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: have anything. No Barstool gave Dave everything. Dave should be
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: saying thank you Barstool at every fucking chance that he gets.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: I know, and here he just just he just forgets
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: about us. Bro's like he doesn't even know when.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: It was the last time he even came into work,
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: doesn't even slack mode recently. If it was Milton. If
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: it was Milton, Dave would begin.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Dave would never survive Milling Bro, no.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Chance he couldn't have, Dude, he doesn't. He's not built
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: for it, Bro, He's just worried about his Italian penish pants.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: Tight ass pants and sweet ass. With some of those
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: tight ass pants, we should all start wearing. What are
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: the jeans that are like really really, Jenkos jankos. We
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: should all start everyone in the office to start wearing
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: jankos for when Dave comes in next Yeah, we'll just
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: bully the fuck out of him. Up with those tight
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: ass pants. Bro, We're all we're all rocking loose ass pants.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: He's gonna run out of the office crying. Yeah, he
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: just sees everything.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, that'd be such a funny fucking video. We're all
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: standing in the lobby talking casually, and then Dave comes
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: in with his skinny jeans on. We all turn around
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: in jencos and just well, well, well what do.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: We got here?
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: Leave your jankos at home, boss man, forget your jankos
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: at the dry cleaners.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I did not. I did not forget my jangos at home.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: That in my high school, there was an urban legend
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: about a teacher, woman teacher, getting peanut butter ate off
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: her pussy by one of the students. Fuck yeah, And
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: they said that the day after everyone found out, she
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: came into her Spanish class and everybody had a jar
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: of peanut butter on their desk and she just sheesus
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: printed out crying. I don't know if it's a true
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: story or if it's just like one of those stories
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: that gets passed around.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: That sounds like it's definitely not a true story that
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: someone in that class had to be like, yeah, maybe
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: we shouldn't do this.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just gonna bully the teacher. Yeah, like where
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: do people get off just bullying?
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: But also she kind of deserves it if she's fucking
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: the students getting bullied. Yeah, you know, you can't be
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: fucking in the student style. And they're like, you.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Can't victim shame, bro, you love who you love.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: I don't think I'm I don't think that's victim shaming.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: She's the victim there, but she's a victim of bullying.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: The kid who ate the pussy is the victim. He
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: probably didn't even know what he was doing. He probably
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: just was like, oh, I like peanut butter.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: She trained him like a dog, like a dog toy
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: or a dog.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: There was a rumor in our school. I don't know
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: if it was true or not. I don't even remember
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: who it was about, but that someone like put peanut
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: butter on there pussy and had their dog look it off,
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: shut out. Yeah, it was big on Like when yikiyak
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: was a thing.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: What was yakak again?
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Uh, Roan's old ass. He doesn't even know.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Fuck Yikiak was like nodding myself here.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: It was like an anonymous Twitter based on location.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Damn, I don't know why I've I don't know why
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I didn't get that. Yeah.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: So like basically it was just like it was basically
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: like people. It was just used for cyber bullying because
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: you could just say anything and then it would be
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: it would be. It was like it was like a
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Reddit feed basically because you could up vote and down
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: vote ship.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: What would you uh? Who would you like, give me
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: an example of some of the bullying that you would do.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: I would usually just talk about myself. I'd be like, yo,
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: that Harry kid, it's like funniest fuck and I know
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: you get down voted to. It would just get obliterated
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: in the votes.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Did uh were you the funniest kid in your high school?
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: Not even close?
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Who?
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: I don't think I talked in high school like once?
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, I was a.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: It was such a shy boy.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: That people find your Twitter and it was like this,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: it's actually hilarious now everyone was like, what the fuck
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: are you doing?
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Dude? I remember so clearly, sitting at lunch and people
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: coming out to me like, dude, what the fuck is
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: wrong with your Twitter?
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, they would tyre a.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Bully you And I'll be like, I don't know, I
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: don't know. Older kids, no kids my age, put more
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: popular kids, kids in the grades above two. They'd be like, God,
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: I fucking hate that kid. And look at me now, bro,
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: looking on the pirate ship.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Pussies.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Guess what, There's no room for you boys on the
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: pirate ship.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Oh you want to get on, you want to you
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: want to get in a producer role. Oh, you you
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: love sports, and you got some great ideas of what
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: you would do at barstool. You want to help out
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Davy daytrainer. They even hack it at barstool. But what
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: makes you think you could act it up?
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: What makes you think you could make it on the
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: pirate ship?
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Fuck it, bro, We'd make you walk the plank of
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: the pirate ship if you ever came around here fucking noise.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: It really wasn't it really wasn't that bad though.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Who is the funniest kid in your high school?
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: Me?
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: So it was you? Who I always do I always
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: knew it was me deep down.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Like the thing is like the funniest kid in school
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: is usually not the funniest kid in school.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: It's usually some kid who like whose parents are poor.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he has substance abuse problems.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: His dad puts out cigarettesous yeah, and it's funny's forced
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: to be loud in class to get attention. Yeah, it's
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: the only it's his only outlet.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: There was this kid who would comment to my class
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: senior year and just like, bully the fuck out of
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: our teacher. Who is this really skinny, like shy guy.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: And it was a comedy It was a comedy writing class,
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: but it was like an English like it was just
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: one of the options for an English class. And we
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: would read these books and watch these things that were
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: like so shockingly unfunny, and we were like, we're all
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: eighteen years old, like why can't we watch like actual
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: comedy d And he was just like, it's like it's
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: just in the curriculum.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Guys like I don't know.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: What i't me to say and throw on some fucking
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Dave Chappelle. It's like obviously, like he's just like he
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: gets a list of books we have to read.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: And then we read them, but who the fuck is
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: making up that list? It's probably like Random House Publishing
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: is getting paid for.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: It was like a one quarter. It was like it
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: was like a one semester class, like it was a
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: it was a joke.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: It's definitely some Paola bullshit. Though. If I'm ever fucking
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: down bad, I'm just going to write a textbook and
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: then update it every year with like version like seventeen,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: version eighteen, because textbooks go for the most money ever.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Textbooks are so expensed making up a fucking curriculum for
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: people to read, like they you should be able to
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: watch Dave Chappelle in a comedy writing class, like you
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have to, Like they just like shouldn't offer a
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: comedy class if they're not going to teach actual comedy
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: or yeah, like you don't need the fundamentals of old
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Like it should be what you find to be funny.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, it should just be anything funny. Like
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: it was like we would read these books that were
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: just like shockingly bad.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: It should be funny shit like peanut butter on a pussy.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Peanut butter on a pussy would be funny as full.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: And if you've got peanut butter on your pussy, you
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: might want to use man skin.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Let's segue into our first ad.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: What do you think, Royan? I think that it's perfect
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: time now, sas I've personally had a problem with my
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: pussy where I'm always getting peanut butter on it, and
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: most rangs I.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Know exactly what you mean, Rown.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Most razors can't shave peanut butter off my pussy. But
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: there's one razor that I found recently that can do that,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: and that's why I support from Son of a Boy.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Dad is brought to you by Manscaped, the best and
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: below the waist grooming, and they're the fucking champions of
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: the world that getting peanut butter off of your pussies?
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Do you want me to take over from here? Brother?
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Hop right in with a personal endorsement of why your
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: pussy is completely creamy and not crunchy at all.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Manscaped offers per No, no, no, don't say that one.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Don't say that shit, don't say that one? Why not?
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: All right? Fine?
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: I say Manscaped offers precision engineered tools for your family jewels.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Manscape just launched their fourth generation trimmer, the lawnmower four
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: point zero. You heard that right, The four point zho
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: join over two billion men worldwide who trust manscaped.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Don't you dare take the piss out of manscape? You
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: better show them their fucking requisite request. When I was
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: in the shower trying to fucking shave peanut butter off
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: of my ball sack, but I almost bled to death.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: I was using the Phillips two blade months before manscaped,
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: and they literally cut my balls in half. Both of
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: my nuts were at the bottom of the grain, covered
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: in pubes and I had to take them and put
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: them in a jar. And I ran over to Owen
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, we got to go to
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: the hospital right now. I heard that was like, no worries, brother,
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: And also, let's get you a manscaped.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: When you do that, you're supposed to dunk your balls
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: in milk and rush to the hospital because the milk
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: has all the nutrients that your balls are losing so quickly.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: That happened to my sister. She tried to fucking dangle
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: from a fucking rope in the hallway of my house.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: She tried to bite onto it because I like to
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: kill herself. She was seven years old. What is the
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: what is the text there? Brother?
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: She was? I was like, we were hanging from a
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: rope in our house by her mouth.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I was like, we were fucking seven and eight years old,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: and her tooth got ripped out. She was a fucking
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: idiot child. She's very bright now, but she was dumb.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: But they had to like put the tooth in milk
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: until it like got shoved back in her mouth because
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: like you lose the nutrients of the bone of the
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: bone or something like that. Yeah, And it's the same
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: way with Manscape.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: And the best thing about Manscape is with this exclusive
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: offer just for the sons of boy dads, you can
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: get twenty percent off and free worldwide shipping with the
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: code son had manscapes dot com.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: That is Son, that is Ana.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Dot com s o N.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: How do we get son, dude? Of all the promo codes,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: how do we apprise?
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: That's not taken because that's like a three letter we're priority. Yeah,
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: it definitely likes twenty percent off.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they probably took that from it from a different
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: famous son. Yeah. Probably Fuck Jesus Saron Trump, like.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Jesus is crazy ass, Like.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Jesus is fucking buck wild ass. Al was fucking turning
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: everything into wine getting slashed.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Fucking the fucking body of Christ.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: And shit, what do you think Jesus was doing before
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: we you know how Jesus Like, we didn't hear shit
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: about him from when he was fourteen till thirty three. Yeah,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: fourteen to thirty three.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, he was probably just smacking ass and smoking blunts.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Just kidding, bro, he.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Was definitely really good. Just kidding.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Sorry, got way too fucking I'm so sorry. God, please
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: forgive bro. Love the Pod like, that's where we're gonna
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: get in our mentions. Love the Pod, Bro, but like
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: the Jesus Jesus shit out of it was that I'll
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: get people like my Instagram user name is little Sasquatch
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: six six six because sixty six was taken and I
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: get dms all the time. Dude, I wanted to follow you,
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: but what the fuck is up with a six sixty
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: six in your username?
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: What kind of little nause x shit are you on?
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: You fucking kind of Satanist?
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: Fuck shit? Are you on?
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: That love the T shirt video? But this is not cool.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: That sprinter Shikari Richardson who got kicked out of the
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Olympics for smoking weed, she was like that. Those were
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: her tweets about Little NASAs when he dropped the sho
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: really like this guy's not it?
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Fuck this guy? How are you smoking the Devil's lettuce? Yeah?
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: If I was her, I would just lean into the
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: weed thing completely, like us open up a weed store.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I think she is, but she's not is or I
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: think she's leaning into it. I think that she was,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: like I don't know, posing with fucking miro At.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Fusing with Snoop Doggs.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Posing with yeah, all the all the truth with Willie
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Nelson and Snoop Dogg, Seth Rogan. Who are some other
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: weed smoking legend? This is a new segment that we
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: wanted to bring up Mount Rushmore. Weat Smokers Mountains a
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Weed podcast. This is the Mount Rushmore plus one. It's
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: our own segment that we do Mount Rushmore, Mount five five,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Mount Rushmore. Steven Cha told us.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Let's Talk Weed, introducing our newest segment, Let's Talk Weed.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Snoop Dogg smoked a faty balon on Instagram Live this weekend.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: What's a good memory you have about smoking a fat?
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Tweet at us with the hashtag sons of Weed.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Dads show us a picture of the fattest blunt you've
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: ever purled up. Show us your most absolutely perfect blunt
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: you've ever rolled in your life.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: Four twenties right around the corner, It's already time to
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: start prepping. Use code cush.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Part of that haze you get spoken too many fat blunts.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Introducing our newest, our newest merch line. We should drop
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: a weed string like Seth Rogan. I mean, all the
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: good parts of weed, scratch all the bad parts. Are
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: you sick of having psychotic meltdowns when you smoke a
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: fat joint? Introducing Son of Boy Dad Weed?
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Are you tired of getting on the plane after a
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: fat blunt and having a psychotic episode that makes you try.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: To break into the cockpit? They're forced to make an
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: emergency landing on a random track field on a random
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: high school's track field while they're in the middle of practice.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Just because you thought it would be too long taking
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: not smoke a blunt for two hours between years in Chicago.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Introducing Delta eights.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Oh man, does that delta age shit really work? People
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: are always asking me. The answer is yes, Delta eighth.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: They just like sell them like seven eleven now.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: All of it They found like the craziest loopholes and
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: they sell them everywhere. They sell them on like Nick Junior,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: there's like fucking Averaci for kids introduced me for children.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: I do think merch will be out by the time
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: this episode drops.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Guess, sir, cops some merch jahs ah, show you support
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: yah sah. We're gonna and also send us Send us
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: your merch, send us your merch, mock up designs. We
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: will be stealing, though, Send us some merch no credits.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: That is a promise. That's our promise to you. If
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: you send something to us, you have entered an unspoken
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: agreement that we may have that. Glennie Balls took us
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: through his entire legal regimen that he goes on goes
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: away the Balls beach where slogan.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: But we got some good merch coming out, really good ship,
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: uh cop some of that, yes, send us a picture
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: of it with your cock out.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: To keeping the lights on in this place. All proceeds
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: go right.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: And all proceeds are going straight to Macy's. We are
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: donating all the money to Macy's. Mister Macy, I'm sick
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: of seeing Macy's out of business. All this that Nordstrom
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: gets all the credit.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Neiman Marcus is getting all the fucking credit, and we're
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: gonna fucking put Macy's on our back and take them
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: to the fucking top.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: We're trying to put Macy's back on the fucking block, bro.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: And we are. We're gonna flood the block with Macy's,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: that ass. I've been into Macy's three times in the
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: last month, and it's always a better experience than the
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: last time. I don't know.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Buying Were you buying your tucks at macy Oh, you
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: gotta bruh tell me you're not rocking on Macy's tucks
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: at your wedding, Dude.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: It's all I could afford. I got one.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: Hundred kidding, Actually, I don't. They just sell normal tucks
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: is at Macy's.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I got one hundred and twenty nine dollars maroon tucks
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: at Uh you're going maroon? Yeah? Are you really?
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, well, I went out to end
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: this episode and the new co host when I was
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: you were definitely that kid in school prom white tucks
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: leached white.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: I think I wore for Dora.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Oh Jesus pro you wore like a turtleneck, a black
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: turtleneck with a white tux.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: I dressed up like the rock. I had a bunch
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: of change. Dick in a box. Yeah, I was fulled
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: dick in a box mode. I used to think that
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: when you were when you got married, you were allowed
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: to make your grooms men wear whatever you wanted. Like
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: you can make them like wear like orange Paisley, and
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: they would just have to wear it no matter what,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: like it would just dominate should But I don't think
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: you want to do that to people. I don't think
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: you want like just You're not just gonna clown her boys,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: make them wear a goofy suit like his dumb and dumber.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: You want the pictures to look good, Sash.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: But I'm always on clown mode, so like I would
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: do that, you are on some freak shit. I'm always
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: on good type of dude. To yell Penis in the
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: food court, of course, bro that's your vibe, that SIT's ritual.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: Can't fucking leave the food court without yelling Penis at
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: least once.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Bro Chill who said that, Bro Yo, who said Penis.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Dave's in today?
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Fuck? I dare you to go into Dave's office and
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: just yell Penis in his face.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: We're gonna turn this into a prank show. Yeah, we
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: definitely should, you know, get Dave in here and tell
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: him this is a Fox News interview.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, he'll come crawling in.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah he will.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Fucking he just loves loves Tucker. If we told him fucking.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Talk talker's on talking, we got Tucker Carlson on the line, Dave,
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: we'd come in and talk to Tucker real quick. Fuck,
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: we would get him so good. It's with his dumb ass,
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: with his dumb ass.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: I was listening to another podcast with Malcolm Gladwell. Yeah,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: he's talking about these self driving cars, and he was
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: saying that there I've been waiting to hop in on this. Yes, dude,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: this is this.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: AI is just taking him way too far, Yes, bro,
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: And John.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Rogan says, we we are.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: We're way past the line of going back, past the
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: point of going back exactly.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: We're about to have singularity. We're almost at acularity.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: That video on Boston Dynamics of those robots dancing shocking.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: That was that was a CGI? Was it?
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: It was?
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: I thought it was CGI too, but then all the
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: mentions are like, it's not CGI, but they're dumb. It
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: was so obviously CGI.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, that makes me feel better because that make
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: you feel like.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: I watched that and I was like, there's no I
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: was like, this is blatantly CGI. But the only reason
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: I thought it might not be because there was that
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: dude standing in the background watching.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's just part of the CGI.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: That's nuts. Yeah, that didn't look real at all.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's some bullshit.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope it is. I hope we're not. We're
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: hoping no one debunks this. I hope we don't get.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: If we get deep No, we're debunking right now. Yeah,
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: but we could get reverse debunked, a double debunk, a
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: debunk bed. Yeah.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Fuck they're gonna debunk us.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Fuck we'll get canceled after a debunking. Yeah, that would
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: be fucking devastating. But anyway, Malcolm glad Well I was
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: talking about these self driving cars and he said, there's
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: this new one that it runs off of human ejaculate
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: and the car itself will actually suck you and use
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: your nut as fuel for the car.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: That sounds productive, yeah, but.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: It said the car is so sensitive that if like
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: a bird flies in front of it, it'll stop. But
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: it uses human ejaculate. All right, all right, Yeah, so
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: what was your topic that you were gonna you're supposed
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: to bring.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: I actually heard of this other car that you have
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: to put peanut butter on your pussy and then the
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: car licks the peanut butter off your pussy and that's
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: how it runs.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: But it just makes you. It makes you so ticklish
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: that and you just start working your feet because you're
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: so ticklish. It turns into a flintstone car and you're
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: just like running yourself around because it's stimulating your pussy
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: so aggressively. Yeah, it's just an overstimulation.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I don't really FuG with the whole
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: self driving car thing. The only thing I think I
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: would maybe use it with is parallel parking.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Nah, you don't really fuck with like the.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: I'm sitting in the back seat and no one's in
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: the front seat type shit. Why that's terrifying.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Because you want to be in control it all. Yeah.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: I'm a really good driver. I could literally be like
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: a NASCAR driver if I wanted to.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: I don't think you could. I do? Yeah, I think
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: I could. No, I am a driver.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: I'm a very careful driver though, so I probably couldn't
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: be a NASCAR driver.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: You could be like someone's personal driver. Yeah, you could
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: be a famous person. It's like personal driver or a cat.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: You think you would you you could be a big
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: cat's personal driver.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, mister cat.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Mister cat.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Is there anything I can get you?
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Where wearing a tuxiedo every day? Yeah?
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: That would be so funny. I'm gonna get that role.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna get that going.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Didn't Uber start because famous people just wanted uh or
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: rich people just wanted limousines at the drop of a hat. Really,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that that's why I started the Uber.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: I saw some shit saying that, Like the Uber guy
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: was like I want, I want. He's like, they were like,
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: what do you think the future is for Uber? And
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: he was like, I want someone to be able to
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: sit be sitting in their living room and have a
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: piano delivered to their apartment in thirty minutes. And he
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: was like, dude, right now. And someone quote sweeted it
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: and it was true. They were like, right now, it
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: costs like sixty dollars to go two blocks in New
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: York oh Hoover. Yeah, it takes like thirty minutes. Like
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: and that's never gonna happen.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, one's and imagine the impulse by baby grand pianos. Yeah,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: people are just gonna have like a stack of steinways
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: and they're fucking like, who's.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Sitting in there apartment? Be like we needed it, we
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: need I need a grand piano in this room.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: In thirty minutes, that fuck, I forgot the grand piano
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: recital and I forgot the piano. Its sad, how would
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: they even fucking bring it?
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: Like, you definitely have a grand. I feel like you
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: have a grand piano in your apartment?
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely do Yeah? Do you really? It's a baby
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: grand but it's I mean, a baby grand looks like
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: a grand piano, so like, I don't think that you'd
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: be able to differentiate between a regular piano and a
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: baby girl.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: I played piano for eight years, So.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Do you know what a baby grand is than a
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: grand God? Idea, what's the difference then smaller? No, it's
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: actually it's like parring golf. The lower score is better.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: A baby piano.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Broke the fuck out of here with your baby grand piano.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: I don't want to hear it from you.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Walk in and flip flip my baby ground fuck out
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: of here with this baby grand piano. I just snored
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: at or all off of it.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Course that's the only that's literally the only purpose for
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: having a piano.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: I would get a fucking baby grand and delivered just
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: like something to bang, fat gator tails of thick blue
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: adderall sucking down adderall. Yeah, the inside of my nose
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: top a.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Smurf, two straws sticking out of your nose.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: Just the blueberry nose, just the tons sugar fur least,
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: just the just the one part, just the one hand
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: the right hand part though, is.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: That the fur least?
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Or no, no, no, no no no no no no
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: no no no no no no.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Dude, your pitch is perfect.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: If I had a piano, when here I could do it.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: There's a kid, Uh Tim, Tim Villain didn't come in
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Celebrity book. It didn't. Kelly just said she.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Just let us know, thank you, Thanks Kelly, scot that
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: thanks Kelly.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: All right, and tell uh Selena that we'll have on
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: next Week's not coming. He's not. She loves to be
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: in charge, loves to be in faith office.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: I know you were supposed to record with Tim Dillon yesterday,
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: but he's not gonna make it.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: I actually run this place people don't know.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: But I'm actually that was a big fuck you to us.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Oh big time. But do you hear? She went on
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Erica's podcast. She went on Token CEO and was like,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: I'm the one that actually runs barstool?
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: Did she really say that?
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Yes, no way, I swear to god, dude, people don't know.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: People don't know that, Kelly. I'm happy I wasn't in
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: that room, so you know me, you know what I
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: would have done in there, Ask my mom. Call it
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: my mom right now and ask well what happened? You
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: were definitely a big Call my mom, guy, dude, call
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: my mom right now.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: No one time. My friends are bullying me.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Tho.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: When I pretended to call my mom about in the trade, yeah,
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: I was like, can you pick me up? And they
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: were like, dude, I'm so fucking sorry.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Well were they bully? Had you eaten your teacher's pussy? Yeah,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: that's what it was about. And they started bullying or
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: your teacher ate your pussy and they were they were
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: bullying you about it, and.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: My teacher ate my ass she ate new tail out
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: of my asshole, and everyone in the school found out,
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: and then they all wore jankos to school that day.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know how I going back on that last thing.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know how you. I don't know how you
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: segued from Jenko's to to the teacher eating pussy thing
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: those head. I was like, I thought you were gonna
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: I literally thought you were gonna say when my teacher
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: likes this girl or this the teacher's got her pussy
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: ate by a student, and then everyone wore Jancos the
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: next day.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: That's the only way to make fun of her. They
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: hit the buster ass by fucking wearing.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: We should get Jancos for the next episode.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I'll get them. Good luck eating pussy and these Jankos fuck,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: good luck even finding the pussy. Jenco, good luck breaking
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: through this. PFT would always wearing Jenco's. I think Pft's
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: got a grip of right now.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I saw a picture of him Jenkos the other day.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: He's like the lone Jenco where even though people have
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: tried to bring the shits back, I don't even know
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: how you get that much, denim. I wish I could sew,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: though you ever wish you could make your own clothes.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: I used to be able to sew when I was
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: in fifth grade. I took a sewing class and I
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: went to when I went to private school for one
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: year where we're about to go amish, Yeah, I don't know.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: I took a sewing class and I sewed a pillow.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: Two pillows. Actually they were very good. My mom still
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: uses one of them.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: When I was in the fifth grade, I thought that
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: I was gay because I took because I took a
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: sewing class and I loved it, and I loved that ship.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: I used to stay after school and he eat the teacher's.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Pussy A good change.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: I used to stay after school and eat thirty peanut
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: butter off and I was like, I don't even like
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: this shit, bro, And then I realized I had a
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: peanut butter allergy, and then we were I was like,
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: let's just stick to sewing next time, because I don't
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: really like it in the peanut butter off your pussy.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Here's your grammy, mister sasquatch. I can't believe his ass
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: won a fucking gram Was it was for that song,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: wasn't it? Or was that his second song? When he
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: was like, I want to grammy. I could literally write
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: a song about anything and they'll fucking eat it.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: Up.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: No, that was definitely before, because that was before I
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: remember I found that song because of thrift Shop, because
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: then I went and looked at his whole.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Oh so they were both on the album that won
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: a Grammy over Good Kid, Mad City and like all
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: those other.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Oh really, I didn't know that they won over Good
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: Kid Mets.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: They won Rap Album of the Year over like Watch
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: the Throne, Good Kid, Mad City, two other incredible albums.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: I would have gotten up on stage.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Seriously, I would have grabbed the mic. As a true
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: hip hop.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: Head, I would have said, the Roots should have won
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: this album. I'm gonna let you finish, but the Roots
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: had the best album of all time? Dude, did you
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: see the Roots haven't released an album in like thirty years?
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: All right? Did you see Hannibal Burris on T Paines
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: podcast or whatever where he was like rapping in like
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: an old school rap cadence and he was like hip
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: hop star it out in the darkout it out. I
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: haven't seen that. My favorite.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: One of my favorite Eric Andre things though, is when
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: is when uh they're playing walka flocka Flame and and
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: a Hannibal's wrapping the whole thing and they're bleeping out
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: all the words except for the N.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Word for some reason. Oh my god.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: And it's so funny. It was walk of Flaka on
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: that episode. Is that what it is? Did he go
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: on the Argondra Show?
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Probably Alaka. I would have put it fucking pasted him.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: I definitely would have put it past him.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Now that's Flaka, that's classic Flaka. Shout out to Floka,
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: though I can't believe that Kelly Martin just walked by
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: and did that. So strange, it's it's in your head. Well,
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: we're in the middle of recording.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Kelly Martin's are celebrity booking agent agent. She's an agent
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: of chaos though.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: Tim Dillan's not coming in guys. Oh no, fuck Well,
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: we're just finding out about this as well.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: He's not He's not coming in yesterday. He's not gonna
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: be able to make it yesterday. Sorry, I got bad
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: news for you boys.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: Speaking of bad news, let's bang one of these out.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: Uh Oh you thought there was gonna be an Ad
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: freed sha Ad free show.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: No chance. Fuck no.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Speaking of chaos, me Yundies believes that comfort is more
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: about what's touching your skin. It's feeling about Wait.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I'll just take this one. You take that, I'm gonna
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: go off. You take right now, because there comes a
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: point in everybody's life where you just have to do
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: a purge of your underpants. You just got old ass,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: fucking busted waistline, no elastic left. Maybe there's sports on
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: your underwear. You can't have sports on.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Your underwear, no now.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Riley learned about that the hard way. Brianna chicken Fry
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: talked about it on her fucking uh on her TikTok.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: She said that guys aren't allowed to have fun underwear
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: with fucking designs of puppy dogs and dalmatians and shit
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: like that. So that's why you have some sweet ass
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: underwear like me Yundies adult underwear that's gonna cup your
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: penis and ball sack. And we might have to just
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: redo this.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: Why because like most of me Undies underwear has designs
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: on it.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Yea, they gave me a.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: Cool ones They sent me a onesie today and it
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: literally has baby Yoda.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: All over it. Well, that could be for you, that
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: could be for your young And I'm gonna get the
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: one that's all black. We leave all this in. We're
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: gonna leave every We're gonna leave every bit of this
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: in because they have some of They had the fun shit.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: If you want that fucking chicken Fry was talking about
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: talk she wants a guy that's young, that she wants
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: a guy that has.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Baby Yoda all over his onesie. And I'm actually pumped
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: to wear the onesie. I ordered it special.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: They asked me what I.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Want, and I said, I want the onesie.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that you got a onesie. Does it
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: go over your shoulders? It's a full body Okay, Well,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: I like the classic colors, you like the ridiculous Princes, Yeah,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: and that's what.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: I'm because I'm like the goofy Sillier one and you're
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: like the mom got to Earth.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm one hundred percent God like you have demons.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: I am fucking dark bro, Like I'll crack you could you.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: Never could wear like like a flashy underwear because like
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: if if you were a battle if you were in
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: a battle rap and like you like lifted up your
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: shirt or something and saw someone saw that peeking through
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: the flame your ass.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: But me, on the other hand, you're joking, But I
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: definitely would like play defense with my offit tip at
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: wrap battles and like, not wear stuff intentionally, not wear
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: stuff that uh that would get made fun of, that
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: you could, uh you can make fun of because dude,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: one time in a rap battle, this guy had a
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: shirt that said analog on it. Yeah, And the guy
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I know you're an anal og. Ah,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: that's awesome. It's fucking genie. Let's get him on the pod,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: the guy who said anal og. We might be able
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: to find the anal og guy and get him on
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: the podcast. But until then, you can be a true
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: anal Og with a me Undy's membership that means you
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: never leave your couch again. With a me Undies membership,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: a monthly subscription that sends new pairs right to your door.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Each month, you'll get new Undies socks or a bra
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: let for your boothing or if you're a dude who
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: wants to wear a bulet, a bra let like a
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: little thing, you know, a little bra yep, and pick
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: you pick a style on the color or the print
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: dope bast print that feels good for you and it's
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: fun right. Plus, you can enjoy this kount of pricing,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: free shipping, and exclusive early access to new launches, love
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: your butt and get the membership seriously.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and remember to get fifteen percent off your first
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: order and free shipping. Go to meundies dot com, slash
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: son son son Yo son meundies dot com slash sun.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: First time purchasers get fifteen percent off.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: And it should feel like you're It should feel like
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: you're sitting on a heaven cloud. Yeah, can I is
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: that too crazy to say?
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's too crazy. It's crazy to.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: Say it should feel like you're sitting on a heaven cloud.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: No, it should feel like young cherub angels are cupping
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: your nutsack and just holding them ever so slightly. So
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: the strings of your nuts aren't really they're not fully
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: pot they're a little slack. There's like a little bit
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: of give and.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: You feel like just a little jiggle on the balls.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a little jiggle.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: It's a little just someone's like an angel is cradling
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: your nuts and maybe they're even licking peanut butter off
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: of your dick.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but in a but yeah, consensual, not sexual, posentual,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: not satutory way at all. There's nothing statutory. No grown
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: up angels, grown up angels, not baby angels. But it's
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: a grown, consensual, hot ass angels.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: With beautiful they're cradling the nuts, golden your ass, cheeks,
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: blonde hair, that's what I like.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: And they're just fucking licking, licking the back of your sack.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: And oh yeah, the taint. And they're not they're not
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: forgetting about the taint.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: No, why the fuck would they the fucking the best
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: undies on the fucking market. And and and that's my
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: fucking promise to you.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: And that's my promise as well. Fifteen percent off code
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: or me undies dot com, slash son Son s O
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: n son is s O n Son.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: If you want to bulge like little sass Is, you're
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: gonna you're gonna use promo.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: Pull up that picture of Roan with the bulge. Pull
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: up that picture of Ron bulging. You know that, I
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: ask you know that's me Undies. I have put it
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: in the video.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Flat Penis and that's completely changed by me Undies. It
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: frames it like fucking McDonald's food and a commercial.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: You're gonna be walking around with that, Dave Portnoy, dick,
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: how do you think Dave does it?
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: How do you think he gets that bulge? That's why
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: he doesn't have to work as hard anymore because me
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Undies does all the work for him, giving him a beautiful,
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: perfect bulge hereo see, buy some me Undies, send us
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: pictures of your bulges. You know what to fucking do,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: but make sure that the me Undies is visible in
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: the picture. Let's bring up our guests.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: I got I say a piss real.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Quick, dude, No no, no, no, no.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: I really have to do.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: Not piss, just piss in your sweatpants and ring it out.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: What would you do if we were like what if
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: we were straightened in a car right now? What would
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: you do?
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: Well? I don't know, but I don't feel as much
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: pressure because we'll just piece those together.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: I really got to get all right, go go, even
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: though you went right before the show started twenty yeah.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: Well then I drank a whole water bottle hip hop.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: It started out in the bar one of the first
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: times I met my girlfriend's dad. I put on the
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: dirt because it's about Motley Crewe. I figured that like
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: an old dude would like it. And the opening scene
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: is uh, a girl squirting in front of a whole party.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: He left, He just left the room. He left the house, oh.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Jesus, because like we've got a lot of the stuff
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: to think.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: He went to his club to Campbell what. Yeah, he
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: was so horny. I gotta go jerk off. I gotta
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: go to my car and jerk off.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: He was like, damn it, owing, why are you making
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: me horny? What are you doing coming into my house
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: and making me a horny?
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Never go into another man's house and make him horny. Son,
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: don't you know nothing about being a man. If you
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: haven't jerked off driving, you haven't lived.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: I have not jerked off driving.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: You're just driving, fucking just edging. I have a buddy
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: who does it most times. He drives. Yeah, no matter
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: who's in the path. Behavior, you haven't tried it, doesn't
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: knock it, bro.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: Don't knock it till you try it.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Not you try nahn yet, No, not gonna We're leaving
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: that part in about you getting your uh and we'll
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: just pick it up right here.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll just pick it up.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, maybe we're gonna.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: Leave that in.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Sassy had to ut si utsi and also see that's
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: that's the start of your Jimmie Fallon's German impression.
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Gruner ledo, fuck what's a what's a German word?
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Who's a famous German? Hitler? Bro, he's gonna go there.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: He's Austrian, so Charles Bakowski, Oh ship hit your idol? No,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: not my idol. Bro, It's crazy that uh that that
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: all the Germans just got bitched up by Hitler, like
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: he just came from another country. Imagine fucking just a
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Canadian coming into the United States and just like telling
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: everybody like what their new ideas should be, and they
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: all just got in line in the dictatorship. Yeah, but
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: you got dictated by a guy who's not even from there. Yeah,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: I guess that's weird.
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Let me put this in fucking terms. You can understand
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: role fucking saw one from New Hampshire sure tries to
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: take ol.
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: If that game was in Boston last night, it wouldn't
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: have been Wo'd have been a completely different story.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: We would have jumped some of those Yankees fans.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: Fenway is way smaller though the Yankee stadium.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Fenway's fucking petite, Bro, No way, I heard that
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Anway is such a petite little but a little bit
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: petit's a little bit.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: A little slut. Family the Green Monster is such a
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: little slut.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: Have you ever been to a game at Fenway?
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Now Never, You'll have to take me sometime.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: Oh it's magical. Oh it is magic. I uh you
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: ever just walk in somewhere and you kind of just
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: like feel like you're home.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: That's been way.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: I was like when I go to Fenway.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like to kneel down as soon as I
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: get into the stadium, just kiss the ground.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like to get there a little early. Just
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: rub my hands on the grass, touch.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: The bricks, just fucking walk around. Heckle, tell the tell
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: the right fielder to to put up his one hand,
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: put up his right hand if he's ask guy, or
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: his left hand if he's a brute guy. Classic baseball
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: ship like that, classic We're actually we podcast and a
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: baseball podcast podcast, and a lifting and a yawning podcasts.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: You fucking yawned with the best of them, bro.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: Just because you yawned doesn't mean you're sleepy.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: It means that you have undealt with psychological data. I
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: heard that you haven't eaten today. I heard that dogs
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: yawn because of they're just being empathetic or is it empathy?
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Is it that? Or they're stressed or maybe if they're
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: stressed humans.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: Yonn because of empathy, dogs, Ye, because that's why I'm
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: because I feel so fucking bad for you.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: Fuck well, if I had any empathy, I'd yawn back
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: at you. I'd answer your yawn with another yawn.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: To be empathetic about.
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: You.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: Got I'm yawning because I'm in the room with you two.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: You got this sad boy look, you got this down, badass,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: fucking sad boy season. Brother, it's the summertime. It's not
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: sad boys season our all right, bro?
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: And it would be nice if there was like a
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: little more sunlight in this building like that would think
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: that would make me a lot happier.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Dude, Let's take the corporate card. Let's let's decorate one
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: of the rooms. You think this is the worst decorated
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: office in all of America. Now, it's like fucking uh
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Soviet design. It's so gray. It's like, uh, it's like
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: a country that builds its own like price. It's like
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: it is like a project. It looks like how projects
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: are built, like no thought like the walk is put into.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: It, walking in through the like walking in it's not bad.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: Do you think it's bad?
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: It's not bad walking in there's at least a defined
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: a triom area.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but then any bang are right and then things hit,
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: things go south quick.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: Anywhere that there could be designed, there is no intelligent design.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: Nobody's doing anything that's fucking different, dope or any o.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: It's just a big pile of trash in everyone's desk,
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: including yours.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: And you don't get shit. You get sent like fucking
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: brand though. I get sent a lot of stuff. Do
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: you what's the sweetest ship you've ever been sent?
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: Probably this?
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: Probably uh well if besides me and is in manscaped
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: that probably.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: That mortgage that you got shipped.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: No, not right now, too soon, bro way too soon.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not ready for fucking to be a home
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: y'all aren't.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: Y'all aren't ready for another ad.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: We can't jump into that for the people. No, we
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: gotta hit this hit this next premise. So, uh did
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: you ever think about so?
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we talk about the Tim Dillon things. So Tim
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: Dillon was supposed to come on the podcast.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah we should because you went to his comedy show.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: You Yeah, did you say what's up to him at
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: the show or he just saw you? Like did you
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: go backstage or anything.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, he said, what's up to me?
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: So you haven't really talked to him. But he was
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: just like little sasses in the building. Yeah, and he
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: was supposed to come in here.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: But he was suppose to do our podcast and a
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: couple other podcasts and a couple other ones.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he couldn't. We're not gonna say their names.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: We don't want to give any other podcast.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not trying to platform anyone else.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: No, except for Malcolm Gladwell, who there is a car
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: that will suck you.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: But yeah, you're supposed to something came up, couldn't. Well,
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: it sucks to because we didn't even know we Keith
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: wasn't going to come in until about twenty minutes ago.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: And Kelly Martin just told us.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: This kid.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he told us on Friday.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Just just kidding. We just had to shit on Kelly
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: a little bit more. Yeah, Does I mean I think
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: some podcasts actually do just shit on her a ton.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: I saw that clip from the Kirkmanahan Show where he's
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: just like screaming about Kelly Martin. Really why, I don't know.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: He said, don't ever break Kelly Martin.
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, Jesus Christ about what I.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Think someone asked permission, if like a guest could come
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: on and or like they like ran It by Kelly
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: and he's liked don't run It by Kelly. If a
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: guest can come on, I hope she feels bad. I
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: hope she feels bad about it. Nah, Bro, I hope
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: she feels better about it. I hope she's I hope
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: she's like Bro. I hope she's good. I stop caping, Bro,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: She's not gonna fuck you, Bro.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: We want to get we want to get some big guests.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, we want Kanye.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna email I'm gonna email Kelly today and say,
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: can we we want Kanye West on our podcast?
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: She she actually nothing pisses her off more than people do,
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: like when people ask, like for a guest that she
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: deems like a little bit out of their reigne.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: Really I know which going back to her running barstool,
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: I don't think you're very for Kanye.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Why don't we start you off with Syhi the Prince Hi.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: We'll see how you do. We'll see how you do
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: with push your Tea.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: I think we could maybe get you guys like.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Tommy Smokes if you're like Tommy Smokes does a podcast
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: about the Yankees. Would that be nice? You guys talk
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: about baseball a lot, right.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we can get you.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Baseball is right to me. Base Ball swear they're at
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: the top of the count's don't you know anything about baseball?
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: But yeah, we're gonna say the least. Kanye doesn't want you.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: Guys.
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: It's not that I can't get Kanye, it's like he
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: doesn't want He.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: Said no, he said that he saw your fashion. No,
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: he doesn't like how you dress. Did you see that
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: quote that like Kanye said that he used to dress
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian all the time.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did see that.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: But then these outfits that Kim Kardashian has been wearing
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: since they broke up. Factor fiction. Kanye was behind Kim
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: style the entire time. You think, definitely bro she used
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: to go and he would be definitely broke. What yeasy,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: mister mister West, come.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: On yay fuck jeffree Star. Oh no, was I not
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: supposed to say that.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: No, they said that on Bffspublic Info. Yeah, they said
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: they could affirmed it on BFFs that that, uh, Kanye
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: and Kim groomed Jeffree Star and they.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: Isn't Jeffrey Star like forty.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: He's older, but they groomed him because he's he's young
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: as a woman.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: He's uh, no idea where this is going.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: Excuse my co host, all right, don't I don't know
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: anything about miss your Star.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: For anyone asking, We know nothing about the stars, the
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: Star family.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: But we are going to manifest him sick guests.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're working on manifesting him right now.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: We'll start with we'll start small with barstool people. We'll
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: see if we can get KB and Nick on. We'll
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: see if you can get.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: Big cats, depending on when this comes out. Bro sh,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: this is coming out tomorrow.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is gonna come out it Yeah, because we're
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: doing the adreach for this week.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: Oh fuck, and you talked about the week one such
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: did we talk about the weekend? We went to the
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: Tim Dillon show. Is really fun. It's really fucking fun.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: What was his best joke? The gift?
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: Just like you know, I don't want to be ripped
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: other comedians.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Jokes, promise, But that being said, Oh, it was.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: Really really funny. I like going to comedy shows a lot.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: Big cats just really walking back and forth Past doesn't
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: think he just wants to come in.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's peaking. If you need a little airtime, just
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: let us know. He's doing the bending snack and keeps
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: on dropping ship and showing his juicy ass. Jake Cat doesn't.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: Big Cat doesn't like when people from the yac like
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: hang out without him. He's very protective over us.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, you tried to hang out without me with
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: Big Hat. You tried to hang out with the rest
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: of the act without me, and I was literally the
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: backup option. And then you kept me on ice at
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: fucking Joe's Bar outside Yankee Stadium for.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: Bar. Give the bar some respect, dude. That that stadium
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: is a bitch to get to.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: I liked. I thought it was a nice kid there.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: I didn't. Oh, we took an uber back from her
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: there Ober there like thirty minutes to get home.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: That bar that we went to stands is a firefighter bar, really,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: firefighter really, dude. There were dudes from New York who
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: were like trying to like be like, Yo, how do
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: you say like water? And I was like water, just
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: fucking with them. They're like, oh my god, I can't
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: believe you talk like that. It's like, bro, listen to
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: your accent about water. Yeah, and they're the same dude
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: who say fire fighter. It's like, bro, you have an
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: accent too, Like everybody says we're New York accent.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: New York accent isn't great, No, it's it's one of
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: the it's one of the the least appealing ones in
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: my opinion.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not sexy like a Philadelphia accent. I also
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: think of New York accent is by choice.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: I think it's fake. A lot of people.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: Don't have the same with Boston. Boston is not real.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: Boston has legitimately heard like two people in my entire
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: life with an actual Boston accent.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: And the people with Boston accents love when you notice
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: their accent. They'll be like, oh god, I never even
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: knew I had it. I just talk like this.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: How it is like Mark Wahlberg Douchester. Yeah, I'm from Douchester.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: But he can just like turn it off for a
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: movie whenever he wants, like he could just Uh.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: That's always something that's really impressive when actors can like
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: change their act like when British actors just go full
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: normal American accent.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: The entire movie or any British singer.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, apparently when you sing, I know what, Apparently.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: When you're singing, find like you like perfect American diction
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: from this sloppy when you sing, your accent goes away
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: with this. She sounded like Michael Caine before she started
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: singing that she just turns.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: It off her mind of fine, if it bought a
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: far time knocked? Is that British sounds? I don't even
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: know what you're doing right now.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Like a Cockney British accent.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: Bro, you gotta work on your You gotta work on
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: your impressions.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: You're nowhere near me.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: Do uh go back to the German guy, German Jimmy
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: fallonro he told you it needs.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: Work, but do he just he just went to the
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: He just pissed his pants. He just shipped all over
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: his boy shorts.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: It needs work, Bro, you're Jimmy Fallon at a at Munich.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: He just shipped his leader hose, and.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: You're Jimmy Fallon announcing the Yankees game. But you're also German.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Dude. I noticed that you didn't stand up for the
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: seventh inning stretch. Another massive disrespect at Yankee Stadium yesterday.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: I did. And the only time you the only reason
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: you stood up for the national anthem is because Noah
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: Beck was fucking sprinting around the base and wanted to
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: get it. You were. You wanted to crane your neck
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: so you could see Noah Beck.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: It's that rhyme. Bro. Okay, that's a bar down down, Yo,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: that's a ball. You wanted to crane your next so
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: you could see Noah Beck.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck bro, Yo, Battle Raps going to ship Bro,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: this is my next segment. Let's talk about how fucking's.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: Move on to our next segment, Battle Raps.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Going down the tubes. Bro, it's fucking losing its bro.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: People are always saying that shit about fucking Battle Rapp. Bro,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: it's fucking bullshit.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: Well it's cause eight mile. It might fucking ruined the game.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because guys, guys could just be white and a
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: fucking bump.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah the good am white. I am a fucking bum.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: I do live in a trailer with my mom.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm hilarious in class.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: Oh I didn't even tell about this is I feel like, no, no,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: let's not go back.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: We have to.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: I feel like we're just hopping around too much.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: So fucking what what are you talking about? We're doing
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: our segments. Hop back, all right, I'm hopping back.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: There was a kid in my There was a kid
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: in my in my in the comedy class who used
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: to like bully the teacher aggressively, and then he would
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: just like bring weed into his back and it put
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: it like just put clumps of weed in his backpack
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: and then just like walk around the classroom with his
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: bag reeking of weeds. So everyone was like, oh my god,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: why does it smell so much like weed? And then
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: he would be like, sh is it me?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: Is it me? Bro?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: And then kids would be like it was like there
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: was like seven kids in the class, and he'd be
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: like having he'd be like going up kids like holding
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: his backpack, like having them smell like while the teacher
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: just blatantly saw what was happening, Yo, smell this smell
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: this shit? You're gonna do about it? Bitch? He would
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: just straight up bitch the teacher out, like bully the teacher.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: God damn, Like I could see like being a class
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: clown against like a tough teacher but outwardly bullying.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: And this teacher would not fight back about it.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the worst. When you notice the teachers like nervous,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: you'd be like, all right, guys, all right, put the
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: loud pack down, Jerry.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, can we maybe not smoke the weed in class?
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: You know it's stinking like Lincoln Jerry, but you're gonna
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: have to put down the loud Maybe we'll go easy
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: on the loud today class. No backwoods in class. We're
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: learning comedy. One thing that doesn't go with comedy kids
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: is we.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: Do you think like in the future they'll have comedy
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: classes and oh, they'll be like a Leyley Pond Like
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: this is like like one of the eras will be
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: like the vine Era and they'll be like Leayle Ponds
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: and like Logan.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: Paul there probably will. It'll be like a college.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: Someone someone's writing that textbook like right now anthropology of yeah. Yeah,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: someone's writing a comedy textbook and they're like, like one
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: of the chapters is just vine and it's like how
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: did Here's how Leyley Pond is able to put masterpiece
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: sketches into a six six second clip.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: Notice that he has a beginning, middle, and end of
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: a premise always in six seconds, making cohesive. But micro
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: art people will definitely fucking overanalyze that stuff. But the
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: problem is, where are you gonna watch it? Bro? What
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: do you mean Vine's dead? Bro?
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all on YouTube.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Where are you going to watch it? But it's not
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: formattic for YouTube?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: I guess, Yeah, I mean, I guess it's gonna be
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: hard for people to watch like Vine if you don't like,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know, Like I don't really watch like, I
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: don't watch Vine compilations.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: I know you do.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: You're always watching Logan pole compilations.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I am so what Bro, I fucking think he's funny.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Did you ever meet Logan pol Yeah? He came in
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: here and did the act.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Didn't he like say
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: some mean ass shit?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 7: He?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh I've watched it. It was on stool scenes.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: He like comes in and then he's like he like
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: COEs in and then as soon as he leaves, he's like,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: it's like, what the fuck was that shit? He said something?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: Doesn't he?
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't watch the stool scene. So
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: this is actually news to me because I thought that
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: we had a really nice rapport back and forth.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know he said something about it.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: He he kept on making KB lean forward, and then
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: he was he would throw cheerios into kb's ass crack,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: like through the top of his pants really, and he
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: like filled his asshole with cheerios. That's awesome. He made
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: like a whole bowl of cheerios out of kb's asshole. Yeah,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: it's fucking some classic. Like was he huge?
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: I imagine being like seven feet tall.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: Now he was wearing a he was wearing a check
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: or shirt. So no, he wasn't that big.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: I imagine him coming in and it's like everyone just
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: turned their next.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Robbie Fox started crying. He was so excited. Robbie
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: Fox had to leave. He's no, but that happened when
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: John Cena came. He Robbie Fox had to leave the
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: office because, like he liked John Cena so much and
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: he just like couldn't deal with John Cena being here.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: Was he coming on Robbie's podcast?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: Was here? He was here for something. I think he
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: was doing part of my take and he and like
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: Robbie was just like, dude, I.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: Like, yo, oh, I ca'p out leap out part of
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: my take when you edit this. Yeah, we don't need
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: free promo for them.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Say that it was U say that was Malcolm Gladwell's
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: podcast on the media. Bro, Malcolm Gladwell was acting like
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: that cars are self driving cars back to cars that
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: sucked that that that suck you. They're gonna be They'll
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: be like, bitch mate, they'll be scared. Dude.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: I bought a ninety dollars three pack of Malcolm Gladwell
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: books on a Sunday shadowt months ago.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: You thought you were about to learn it all? You
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: tell your idea, put in ten thousand hours yourself. What
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: did did you read any of them? Did you crack
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: into any of them? David and Goliath? I have not. Damn.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: You got to get you on that, bro. We'll get
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: you reading those. Yeah.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: Pushkin Media, Bro, check out Pushka Media. They got all
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: the best ship. But they made it seem like you
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: could like you'd be able to just you'd be able
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: to run in the street and like the car would
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: just stop just you right up?
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: Bro, Who do you work for? Who the fuck are
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: you working for? I'm a syop, I'm Russian, your equity
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: in their company? Uh yeah, I'm like a purposeful misinformation.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: I found a girl on on like TikTok who everybody
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: is saying, is like a Russian syop that she's just
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: like flooding TikTok with like being like white people, you
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: need to fight back Jesus Christ. And she like made
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: her account private because everyone's like, like.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: Aren't aren't you Russian?
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: Aren't you so weird?
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: You like look and act and present Russian?
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: And like, because there's start, She's she's getting paid to
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: stir the pot. Bro. Yeah, it's between the between the nations.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: It's fucking sweet. Oh, it's fucking genius. Fucking we got
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: to start. We have to start hiring Saya people to
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: make tiktoks that just will plant information about us, plant
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: propaganda about us.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well we should just do it ourselves.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: That's that's what that Bulge video was.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: That was propaganda.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: I just I just paid a Russian the reasons I want.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: Son of the Boy Dad.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 7: Is dick as big as the Kremlin, big dick, big
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 7: dick like Howard's big dick like ak forty seventh podcaster,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 7: Massive podcast.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: Looking for a podcast with bigger the boys Russian women?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: Are you?
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 7: Are you fellow American women looking for a podcaster with
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 7: big dicks? Listen to the Son of a boy.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: That every Tuesday, Oh, we need people to check in on.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: That's seven yarns. I know I'm today. I'm sorry to
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: start eating food. You just have to eat so food.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: Are you on a intermittent fast? Are you waiting to work?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: No, we just I didn't wake up till late this morning.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Too many bruskies.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: Yesterday, I catch up on my sleep and then uh,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: and now I'm just on slump mokes. I didn't get
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: to eat because we did the yak and now we're
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: doing this well, you had quite a few. I hate
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: when I'm working so goddamn hard. I don't even have
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: time to eat, dude.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: I don't have a fucking second edgewise to be able
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: to fucking even even eat any food. Dude.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: This weekend I was talking to one of my buddies
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: from home and he was like, He was like, yo,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: I never see you in the clubs. And I looked
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: him dead in the eyes and I said, I never
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: see you in the bank, straight in.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: The eyes with his broke ass.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: I never see your broke ass in the bank.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Got a fucking Louis belt, but no fucking Rob thig Ira.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: He and my boys were always hanging out in the
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: just counting checks.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, in checks and knock out check cash and
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: cash creating new account building, credit building, personal credit, personal finance.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: That's the kind of shit that I'm into with. I
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: want to be rich.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: You go to the bank, Yes, you go where the
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: money is. You find the money at the bank.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, bro, fucking talk that rich shit. Bro, find the money,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: be the money. That's bro.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: Oh you don't see me at the club. I sleep
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: at the bank.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: That's a fact. Bro.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: If I party at the bank, my party is the bank.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: I'm just in the vault with bars of gold. You
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: want bar, you go to the bar. I'm hanging out
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: with the gold bars.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: I'm at the gold bar mining. I'm mining crypto gold money.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: Dude. And if and if you out there are a
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: grinder like sasses, you have your own business. You're making
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: your own money. Maybe it's time you get ship station
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: in your life. Maybe it's time you lean on the
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: good folks over at ship Station. Ship Station some of
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: the best partnership that we've ever encountered, because they're going
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: to make it easier for you to ship stuff out.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: When I was a fledgling young star, no younger than
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: the little sas. I had a T shirt business, and
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: boy was I trying to get these T shirts off.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: But the worst part of it for me was having
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: to ship every single T shirt individually. It made it tedious.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: It made all this work for me that I was
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: not trying to do. I wanted to focus on designing,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: counting checks, being in the bank, posting up with my boys,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: and fucking making a ton of money. But I couldn't
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: make all that money because I had to do all
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: the shipping work myself. Well, all the folks over at
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: ship station are going to take that hassle away from
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: you because they're the number one choice of online sellers.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: You can import orders from any sales channel, ship with
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: any carrier using ship Stations deeply discounted rates and automated
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: it just about any shipping task. That's why over one
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: hundred thousand online sellers choose ship Station. SaaS talk to
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: the people about Shopify and how to get down with Shipstation.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: Look, no matter how much, no matter how no matter
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: how you sell, bro you're a show. Shopify ets your
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: own website. Ship Station funnels all your orders into one
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: simple interface that you can manage from anywhere, even your
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: freaking cell phone.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: Yes, sir, who have thought that's crazy technical.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: You'll even get access to amazing discounts with major carriers
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: including UPS, FedEx and USPS. Easily compare carriers and choose
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: the best solution every time. Look.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, now you're about to get personal.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: Look I'm about to get personal. Okay, look I'm about
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: I'm about to take This is gonna hit home, This
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: is gonna hit the heart. You can ship more in
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: less time for a lot less.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: Money, Yes, a lot less money. All I'm asking you
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: to do is just use my code.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: Son son to get a sixty day free trial. That's
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: two months free of no hassle, stress free shipping. Try
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: out the free trial use the code son. All you
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: gotta do is go to shipstation dot com and click
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: on the microphone at the top of the page and
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: type in SON that's s o N that's shipstation dot com.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: Enter offer code SUN. Make ship happen.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: Yes, make ship It's what Gary V would do. Gary
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: V would tell you that you're not a fucking human
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: being if you don't use ship station. Unless you're using
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: ship station, unless you have a side hustle, a side
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: hustle to your side hustle, a grind to supplement your
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: side hustle to your side hustle, which supplements your actual job.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: And you shouldn't be sleeping during any of that. You
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: make a candle, you fucking send it over to Shipstation.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: They'll send it out to the fucking people, and then
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: you'll be golden. Then you'll be rolling in the fucking cast.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: Gary V said Gary director.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: Gary V quote was the amount of time that it
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: takes you to lay in bed and picture your entire
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: family was slaughtered by a wild bear. That amount of time,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: ship Station just shipped ten thousand orders.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: That's fucking crazy. Yeah, I was watching the fucking Gary
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: Vee's personal TikTok. I think seven million followers should I know,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: But he was saying that for five minutes a day,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: you should lie in your bed, you ship station and
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: imagine a bear eating your grandmother's pussy, a live butter
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: alive with peanut butter alive until your grandma died. And
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: that's just that's just a little extra for you to
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: motivate yourself. That's a little Monday motivation, that's just a
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: little get you through the week.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 8: Just another manic Monday, just another manic Monday.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: The one thing that you could still be doing if
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: you were in college is being in an a cappella group.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: I know I should have been Scooby Dooby doo bot
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: zimm You guys don't know. You guys haven't seen Pitch
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: perfect ron.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 4: Did you ever have where they could like come to
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: your dorm on Valentine's Day?
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't. They didn't offer that. They didn't offer
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: that package while we had that service. That's so fucking fire.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: That was tough. The guys in uh, the guys in
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: a cappella groups in college did the most sex.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, probably they did the most. Like they seduced ladies
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: with their voice.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or guys, they would uh just stand in a
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: circle and sing and.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: Then everyone will be like dripping through their panties. They
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: would be so fucking wet.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: That's how Pentatonics started. Pentatonics is so sick.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: You were definitely in a in an a cappella group.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: No, my fucking my roommate tried out for one though,
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: and uh.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: And then you started spitting instead. Yeah, like I am white,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: You're like, damn, I don't think this a cappella shit
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: is for me. I am white. I am a fucking bum.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: I were in Acapella and then you watch Date Miles.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: No I got cut from Acapella and I was sitting
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: behind the stage at the theater fucking crying to myself,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: and this guy and a beanie and fucking the factory
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: clothes came up to me. Was it slim? And he
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: was like, yo, kid, and he tossed me a microphone
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: and I just fucking grabbed it out of the air.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: And he was like, you could try spinning. There's always
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: there's always room over at the shelter. Damn. You could
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: always come down to the shelter.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: When you walk around.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: Then your rabbit the bunniers just yeah, the bunniers popped
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: up in a shadow. It was like the end of
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: The Departed. People were always like, whoa is that Easter egg?
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: Did he actually become the rabbit at that point? Is
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: he actually the b rabbit? Have you ever noticed that
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: at the end of The Departed that there was a
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: rat on the railing?
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: Nah, that's crazy though, And he was the rat.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: I got this gnawing rat.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: When when Jack Nicholson does that, that seems so fucking crazy.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: It's fucking sick. I've got this rat. See bro. Our
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: impression game is on. It's on ten. I'm about to
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: do an impression of Seaun White on a doing a
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: key bump of weed. I'll do.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: I'll line you up for the Shawn White. Line me
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: up for the Shawn White Mountain Dew. I was drinking
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: the Mountain dew his baby. Line me up for that, okay.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: Yo, I'll start it off. Okay, cool, you line me
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: up with the.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: I'll make drinks, aren't you nineteen? Yeah?
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, drinks all yeah.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: I mean it was great like it was. It was
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: we were dancing, it was VIP service. I got all
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: the drinks and food I wanted. I mean, it was
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: crazy drinks. Aren't you nineteen?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about the Mountain Dew's baby. Ro Hollywood, come
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: see us, come see us. It's like, what the fuck
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? You know, I'm talking about the
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: Mountain dews baby. That would be awesome if you just
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: did some crazy accent. You just hit a box. He
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: broke into a Boston accent. I'm set White. It's not
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: your fault, dude. So many people were after that clip
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: came trying.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: To bro your boy hasn't seen Good Will Hunting.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: Never seen Goodwill Hunting.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: I think they just wanted to jump on the fact that,
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: like they knew the.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: Movie, they've seen a Google Hunting that everybody else hadn't
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: seen Goodgile Hunting, but they had seen. We're also a
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: Google Hunting podcast.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: We are good Will Hunting, weightlifting, Sean White, baseball, baseball,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: and weed and weed.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: Those are the five. Every episode we were going to
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: touch on one of those five.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: And that is a promise.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: That is a promise, our promise from us to you.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: I gotta go get stretched.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: All right, sounds good. All right, we'll wrap it up there.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: Thank you for listening. If you're watching this on YouTube,
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: please give it a thumbs up. It helps a lot. Yeah,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: thanks for listening. We'll be back next week, and we'll
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: be back next week, and we'll be.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: Back next week. Why don't you sign us off?
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 4: Just do a sign off?
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: All right, I'm talking about the Mountain Dews, baby,