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Hour 3- Zack Wheeler being petty or right? · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 2: As Zach Wheeler campaigning for an All Star spot then
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  Speaker 2: rejecting an offer to be an All Star, who goofed?
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  Speaker 1: It's the All Star Game.
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  Speaker 4: I do.
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  Speaker 2: Now this involves a stalwart of the fighting pills for.
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  Speaker 1: Years, Zach Wheeler. It turns out that Zach Wheeler.
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  Speaker 2: Was really upset with the whole All Star voting selection
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  Speaker 2: process among the coaches and the players and everybody, except
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  Speaker 2: he's not upset enough to go to the All Star Game,
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  Speaker 2: he declined. Zach Wheeler has declined a replacement invite to
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  Speaker 2: pitch for the National League All Stars on Tuesday. I
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  Speaker 2: don know if you saw this or heard about it.
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  Speaker 2: Perhaps not. Despite a really really sexy season, really good
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  Speaker 2: like an era under two and a half and a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of wins and solid nerd stats and just really
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  Speaker 2: good numbers, Zach Wheeler was not part of the original
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  Speaker 2: All Star Team. He was not selected for the All
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  Speaker 2: Star roster for the Nash League. The All Star Game,
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  Speaker 2: as we mentioned, is in Philadelphia Citizens Bank Park, so.
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  Speaker 1: He was very upset by that and he did not
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  Speaker 1: bite his tongue.
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  Speaker 2: Zach Wheeler voicing his frustration, calling the snub quote bs
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  Speaker 2: he said, saying that it pisses me off. After a
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  Speaker 2: dominant fourteen strikeout performance over the weekend. Major League Baseball
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  Speaker 2: later offered him a spot as a replacement. They said,
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  Speaker 2: you know what, bat job by us. You know we
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  Speaker 2: want you to be part of the All Star Game.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you just accept this? And they said, okay,
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna offer you, and Wheeler turned it down.
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  Speaker 1: Say what.
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  Speaker 2: He told reporters that he didn't want to be the
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  Speaker 2: fifth option or feel disrespected, so he said, quote, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not gonna be disrespected. They disrespected me, yell, so I'm
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  Speaker 2: not going to participate now. His agent also ripped Major
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  Speaker 2: League Baseball, saying they were tone deaf, claiming that what
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  Speaker 2: Wheeler's done is a modern medical miracle because of his
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  Speaker 2: comeback from injury. So that is a good jumping off point.
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  Speaker 2: Let us discuss the question. Give me the word, all right,
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  Speaker 2: give me the word for the Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Zach Wheeler,
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  Speaker 2: who had campaigned to be an All Star, wanted to
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  Speaker 2: be an All Star, then got offered the All Star
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  Speaker 2: spot and rejected the job as a replacement, saying he's
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  Speaker 2: not going to be disrespected. So I've got a Walmart
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  Speaker 2: green jacket and puffy sticker, and we will combine all
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  Speaker 2: of these things together and we are going to make
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  Speaker 2: some chicken teraoki is what We're gonna make a little
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  Speaker 2: side of rice.
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  Speaker 1: That's what we're gonna do. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So, first of all, my word to answer the question,
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  Speaker 2: give me the word for phillyes a Zach Wheeler campaigning
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  Speaker 2: for the All Star spot and then rejecting the offer.
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  Speaker 2: My word is performative. What he did was a performative act.
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  Speaker 2: He had a temper tantrum, right, he was very upset.
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  Speaker 2: Temper tantrp with the whole thing. We have a classic
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  Speaker 2: midsummer snub where the player barks at the door for
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  Speaker 2: three days. In this case, Zack Wheeler bark, bark, bark,
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  Speaker 2: just like that for three days and just like your
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  Speaker 2: dog FIGHTO and barking at the mailman. And then the
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  Speaker 2: moment that the mailman comes to the door, Fido hides
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  Speaker 2: under the couch.
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  Speaker 1: In this case Zach Wheeler.
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  Speaker 2: In this case, Zach Wheeler hides the second Baseball starts
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  Speaker 2: knocking on the door, saying, Hey, we want you to
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  Speaker 2: come to the al STO give I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: the O swingm Why don't want to go to the
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  Speaker 2: ol stringing.
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  Speaker 1: Well I wanted to go, but now I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to go. Well, why don't you want to go? Well,
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  Speaker 1: disrespect was not You're an All Star.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody knows you think anybody the all streams well, he
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  Speaker 2: used the seventeenth replacement All Star pitcher for the National
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  Speaker 2: League All Stars.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody knows that.
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  Speaker 2: So Wheelers spent days, not a day. He spent days
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  Speaker 2: publicly bitching about the twenty twenty sixth omission from the
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  Speaker 2: All Star Game and talking about how it pisses him
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  Speaker 2: off and all this and all throwing a total hissy
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  Speaker 2: fit upset with the fans, the media. And then it
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  Speaker 2: turns out he didn't want to go to the game anyway. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: Zach Wheelers like a that he wanted the feeling of
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  Speaker 2: being wanted not to actually go to the game. Call
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  Speaker 2: it a ce situation. Conditional outrage. That's why it was
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  Speaker 2: conditional outrage.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it was. His his fury, his outrage.
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  Speaker 2: It only applies when the condition does not suit him properly,
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  Speaker 2: and then he gets really upset and worked up into
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  Speaker 2: a tizzy. The moment so called All Star justice arrived
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  Speaker 2: via a replacement invite, what did Zach Wheeler do?
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  Speaker 1: He did a one to eighty.
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  Speaker 2: He did the old Oakie doke and yeah, yeah, psych
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  Speaker 2: just kidding, and I really don't want to go rejected
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  Speaker 2: it because he refused to be the fifth choice. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so wonderfuls Baseball's version of screaming at the customer service
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  Speaker 2: rep at Walmart. And then when they say, okay, we'll
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  Speaker 2: give you a refund, well I don't want the refund.
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  Speaker 2: Well why don't you want the refund? You've been in
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  Speaker 2: line complaining that you want a refund. Well I don't
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  Speaker 2: want the refund.
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  Speaker 1: Why not?
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  Speaker 2: Well you weren't respectful enough. Okay, go away, loser, you loser. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so he wanted again. Zach Wheeler wanted the honor of
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  Speaker 2: being an All Star, yet only if it was hand
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  Speaker 2: delivered to his aceness or however you say it. So
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  Speaker 2: classic diva behavior, too good for it when it's not.
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  Speaker 1: On his exact.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and this does pop up in relationships, right, this
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  Speaker 2: type of thing like somebody wants you to do something
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  Speaker 2: in a certain way and you don't do it, and
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  Speaker 2: then you try to do it as well, I don't
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  Speaker 2: want it anymore, Well.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want it. Well I wanted it that way,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't want it this way. Well, what's up
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  Speaker 1: with that?
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  Speaker 4: All?
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  Speaker 1: Right? Now?
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  Speaker 2: Secondly to the draft we go. That's right over the
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  Speaker 2: weekend the draft was going on. That is where everyone's
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  Speaker 2: favorite bozo commissioner, Rob Manfraud took center stage. Rob Manford
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  Speaker 2: Baseball commissioner Rob Manford there at the podium. He announced
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  Speaker 2: the Chicago White Sox picked the number one pick in
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  Speaker 2: the Baseball Draft twenty twenty six draft over the weekend,
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  Speaker 2: and he mispronounced UCLA shortstop Rock Chalowski. He butchered the
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  Speaker 2: guy's name, creating a very awkward situation. The biggest milestone
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  Speaker 2: of your career up until this point, being drafted and
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  Speaker 2: the commission announces your name and you're like, I'm good.
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  Speaker 2: Instead of correctly pronouncing the player's name, Jolawski, which is
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  Speaker 2: his name, Manford pronounced his name Chaluski, so he just
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  Speaker 2: who goofed I've got there, and that went viral. Another
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  Speaker 2: Manford boner to add to his resume. So the question,
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  Speaker 2: how did Rob Manford screw up the pronunciation of the
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  Speaker 2: first pick of the Major League Baseball Draft by the
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  Speaker 2: Chicago White Sox. This is the easiest part of the job.
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  Speaker 2: It's on a card written for you phonetically, or it's
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  Speaker 2: on a telestrater phonetically. Either way, just simply read what's
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  Speaker 2: in front of you, Read and react.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: We're not talking about a seventh round pick or a
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  Speaker 2: twentieth round draft pick. This was the top selection of
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  Speaker 2: the baseball draft. However, Rob Manfred, who has been the
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  Speaker 2: commissioner for over a decade, and he still has these
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  Speaker 2: moments where he reads these names like he's seeing vowels
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  Speaker 2: for the very first time.
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  Speaker 1: What is that? Is that? A?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god? Where did those come from? I can't
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  Speaker 2: believe it. If Manford ran a spelling bee, every one
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  Speaker 2: of those kids would walk off stage and protest. Every
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  Speaker 2: one of those little punk kids in the spelling Bee
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  Speaker 2: would walk off stage. They'd say I'm out. And at
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  Speaker 2: this point, it's a tradition. It really has become a
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  Speaker 2: tradition with Rob Manford. The Masters likes to brag about
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  Speaker 2: the green jacket that they give out to the winner
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  Speaker 2: of the Masters. Major League Baseball has Rob Manford mangling words,
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  Speaker 2: mangling them right. He has now mispronounced.
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  Speaker 1: More number one picks than.
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  Speaker 2: The Angels have had winning seasons since he took over
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  Speaker 2: his commission. By the way, that's true. Manford's been the
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  Speaker 2: commissioner since twenty fifteen. The Angels have had no winning
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  Speaker 2: season since twenty fifteen. However, Rob Manford has butchered the
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  Speaker 2: top pick in the draft. So there you go. Now,
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  Speaker 2: joking aside, this continues to be a massive branding problem.
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  Speaker 2: Now Manford's got a couple of years left. He claims
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  Speaker 2: he's going to leave. None of these guys like to
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  Speaker 2: give up power. I'll believe it when Rob Manford is
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  Speaker 2: no longer the commission The draft is this rare moment
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  Speaker 2: that gets attention. It's not about the game, right, and
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  Speaker 2: this mistake reinforces the pre existing narrative, if you will,
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  Speaker 2: that Major League Baseball does not present the game the
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  Speaker 2: proper way, and there's not enough polish. It's modern media,
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  Speaker 2: and this dork is your commissioner, and it's rather embarrassing
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  Speaker 2: and all that stuff. Remember this is the same guy,
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  Speaker 2: Rob Manford who has routinely sounded intoxicated at the World
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  Speaker 2: Series and other events and famously called the Championship Trophy
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  Speaker 2: the prize of prizes in Major League Baseball, a piece
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  Speaker 2: of metal and refuse to punish a team that he
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  Speaker 2: knows cheated in the World Series. But he didn't have
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  Speaker 2: the enough hair on his chest or big enough balls
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  Speaker 2: to punish the cheating A one one thousand and two,
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  Speaker 2: one thousand holes. Couldn't do it, couldn't.
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  Speaker 1: Do it all right now?
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of that, well, the city we go to Houston,
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  Speaker 2: We go to Houston, Houston, we have a problem.
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  Speaker 1: This is not about the a holes, It is not
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  Speaker 1: about the ales.
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  Speaker 2: Earlier this offseason, the Texans had a decision they were
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  Speaker 2: to fork in the road, to pay the man or
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  Speaker 2: not to pay the man. Now, the Texans GM ex
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  Speaker 2: pat Nick Caserio. Now, he did pick up c J.
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  Speaker 2: Stroud's fifth year option, keeping him under control through twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty seven. However, they did not give c J. Stroud
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  Speaker 2: an extension. Training camp starts very soon. Have there been
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  Speaker 2: new developments.
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  Speaker 1: Is c J.
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  Speaker 2: Stroud about to get paid the riches of Solomon? No? No,
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  Speaker 2: apparently not. All indications out of Houston are that he
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  Speaker 2: will not get paid the bag. No bag for you
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  Speaker 2: question the Texans holding off. It would appear based on
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  Speaker 2: the reporting holding off on giving CJ. Stroud their quarterback
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  Speaker 2: a big extension. How does that land for you? How's
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  Speaker 2: that land for you? So I think it's great and.
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  Speaker 1: I'll believe it when I see it. There's still time.
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  Speaker 2: There's still time for the Texans to cave in and
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  Speaker 2: whether they pay him during the exhibition games or right
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  Speaker 2: before kickoff week one. So we're not completely out of
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  Speaker 2: the woods yet. I love the idea that the Texans
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  Speaker 2: are actually going to do this and have some backbone.
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  Speaker 2: Most of these teams don't have backbone. They don't and
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  Speaker 2: they pay for it. Like the Cardinals. Arizona Cardinals knew
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  Speaker 2: they had a guy that wasn't very good, Kyler Murray,
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  Speaker 2: that would rather play video games than watch tape. They
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  Speaker 2: put it in the contract. He bitched and moaned, they
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  Speaker 2: gave him the contract, and now he's playing quarterback for
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  Speaker 2: the Minnesota Vikings.
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  Speaker 1: And the Cardinals will be lining up at.
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  Speaker 2: Defensive tackle dead caphit will be playing defensive tackle for
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  Speaker 2: the Cardinals this year as a result of that.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, the Texans. I love this.
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  Speaker 2: This is like a radical concept for the Texans front
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  Speaker 2: office here that you don't have to light money on fire.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have to light money on fire. They're finally
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  Speaker 2: apparently realizing I say this with a wink at a nod,
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  Speaker 2: the difference between one magical rookie season and a decade
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  Speaker 2: Stroud was was good, absolutely, but facts are facts. And
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  Speaker 2: Stroud went from looking like a franchise messiah, a savior
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  Speaker 2: for mister Irrigation there in Houston all the Texans fans
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  Speaker 2: as a rookie, that's my rookie quarterback right now. He
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  Speaker 2: a foreign language. He has no idea what he's looking at, Like,
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  Speaker 2: what is that? The turnover rate was so high?
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  Speaker 1: How high was it? It was so high?
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  Speaker 2: The turnover rate in the in the playoffs should have
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  Speaker 2: been sponsored by office depot. They should have sponsored it.
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  Speaker 2: The Texans get I'll tell you this. They get a
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  Speaker 2: puffy sticker. I'm giving them a puffy sticker for saying,
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  Speaker 2: show us you're that guy again, show us you're that
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  Speaker 2: guy again. Not here's a blank check. We're gonna be
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  Speaker 2: like every other dumb team. And because we liked your
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  Speaker 2: twenty twenty three mixtape, we thought you were really good
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  Speaker 2: in twenty twenty three, so we're gonna pay you now. Well,
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  Speaker 2: you haven't good the last couple years. I know that,
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  Speaker 2: but we're still gonna pay you. Well, why you're you
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  Speaker 2: gonna pay me?
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  Speaker 1: I've been good?
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  Speaker 2: Well, it doesn't matter. We think you might be good again.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell think of the twenty twenty six upcoming
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  Speaker 2: NFL season? Like CJ Stroud's mid term exam and he's
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  Speaker 2: the kid who forgot the pencil? Where's your pencil?
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  Speaker 1: Teacher?
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  Speaker 2: Why I left it at home? Well, you're supposed to
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  Speaker 2: bring the pencil. I know that, but I left it
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  Speaker 2: at home. It's an honest mistake. Okay, Well, we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: pay four hundred and fifty dollars for this item that
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  Speaker 2: from the World Cup final for four hundred and fifty
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  Speaker 2: That is the malory riddle of the day. The answer,
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  Speaker 2: all right time now for the Mallard Riddle of the day.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: FIFA is apparently already sold out of blank from the
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  Speaker 2: twenty twenty six World Cup Finale, which hasn't even played yet,
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: for four hundred and fifty dollars each. Fans lining up
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: to buy this. The thing comes with a certificate of authenticity.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: So that is the question. Ferk Dog's what's he going with?
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: He's going with Ben Malors trash, I got your used
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  Speaker 2: o Piner. That's his answer, Sir smokes A lot checks
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  Speaker 2: in with Hidden Valley FIFA edition ranch bottles for four
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  Speaker 2: hundred dollars.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: What else do we have?
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Let' see page down ranch ice cream from Donkeys Sauce
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  Speaker 2: Mummy that's terrible, A goat head signed by Doc Mike
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: from Inka Terror red cards from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: What else do we have? Mike the Leprechaun says they
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: sold out of the official FIFA flip flop band aids
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  Speaker 2: for all the players who flop on every play Right
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: JT the Wing man got it right, bad job by him.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Giant bottle of ranch dressing. Also guests by smokes. What
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: do we got here? Pizza popa something deep fried, chocolate
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  Speaker 2: covered crickets me and a side of ranch dressing.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: I can't read that? All right, Lorraina, do you have
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  Speaker 1: an answer of the rain.
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: I'm going to guess their specialty FIFA leather jacket.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Leather jacket, all right? Is that correct?
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: It turns out that FIFA has already sold out of
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: their grass cubes. They're chopping up the field for the
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: World Cup finale, and they're charging four hundred and fifty
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: dollars hitting Yes, I wish I was kidding you. They
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: come with a letter of authenticity four hundred. So I
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: did some malor math on this. What do you think
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: the possible or that FIFA hasn't said how many of
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: these they have? But if you do the math on this,
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: the standard pitch for a soccer match is I believe
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: if I'm correct on this, it's one hundred and five
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: meters time sixty eight meters, so it's seven thousand, one
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: forty meters.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: I believe I'm correct on that.
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: So sorry you said it was forty Yeah, meters.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: So if you slice it up each piece of grass,
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: that each part is a three by three each three
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: three three by three, so seven point six centimeters by
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: I think I'm right on that, don't question me. So
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: the math works out to be if they were to
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: take the entire field FIFA and chop it up into
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: little bite sized pieces and charge four hundred fifty dollars.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: And I don't think they did that, just part of
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: the field, however, they did, that means at four hundred
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: and fifty dollars each, you know how much money they
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: would make?
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: Let me put it is random numbers?
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: All right? I got, I got, I did the math ory.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: How what do you think? How much? How much you do?
• 24:07
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna go with three hundred and sixty thousand dollars.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Three hundred and sixty thousand dollars, Oh my god. All right, Brandon,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: would you like to play our game here?
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: How much would FIFA make if they sold every inch
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: of the pitch after the World Cup finale?
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I would say thirty million.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: That's a lot. It's a lot, a lot more than
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: the rein. And you're you're you're high, but you're not
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: you're low. For what the actual numbers at four hundred
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: and fifty dollars each, the entire soccer field. If they
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: sold all of it for four hundred fifty dollars each,
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: each little three by three thing five hundred and fifty
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: three million dollars, they would take five hundred and fifty
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: three million. So my question is, why wouldn't they just
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: sell the whole thing? And and and and also how
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: would anyone know?
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: You know, I wouldn't need like cleat marks in my square.
• 25:04
  Speaker 6: I need to know that there was a foot foot
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: has been here.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Or a logo or something football.
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: Would you do that?
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Back in the day, there was a scam people to
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: sell like dirt by dirt, and people would make money.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: They're doing that. This is man. There's a lot of money.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Man. I don't know who's paying for that. I do
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: not want a piece of the turf from the FIFA
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: World Cup.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good. I just go to the calls,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: and who do we have this year? Any meenie, miney moe.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Pick a call. Let's see. I think phones need to
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: be rebooted. What are we talking about here? Let's see here.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: I put them randomly on, you put them randomly.
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: Well, he was waiting for the game.
• 25:44
  Speaker 6: Okay, so he's been putting them game.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Oh so we have no we have no screen calls. Okay,
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: all right, we'll just take a call blindly a caller.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: You're on the air, unscreened on the Ben Maler Show.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Hello caller, welcome.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Oh how lucky are we? What London?
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: What were you doing? Anyway?
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: It was waiting for a game, which is like fifteen
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: minutes away. But I don't know.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: I hate that game on Monday.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: I never get why do you hate the game? It's
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: the instant advice line. It's a great hold. Well, you're
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: on the air right now, to stop your complaining.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: So at the Madison Square Garden thing, they were out
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: there the next day picking up all the trash. Yeah,
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: trash from the party that.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well it was they, weren't they weren't.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: It was one guy who was an artist and he
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: only sold That guy's a dope too. He only sold
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: like fifty bags of trash. You should have sold more
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: than that.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: Anyway, I'm ready for the Pluza on Thursday morning. Hopefully
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: not the first doll, but we'll see. And how about
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: those Red Sox.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Yes, the Red Sox as long as they play bad teams,
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: they look like a good team. So they're play the illusion,
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: the illusion of contention. For the Red Sox, the illusion
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: of contention.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: At least they're in the mix right now. They're in
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: third place.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: They have a losing they have a losing record.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: Did you win? Did you? Did you watch Gimbledon?
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: No? No, I didn't.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: Well it was the Europeans, it was the Czechs, it
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: was the Germans.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: I'm aware, I'm aware. I didn't watch it. I'm aware
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: of what happened. I just didn't watch it.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, But anyway, the Europeans are taking over.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Well, good for the finals.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: My final four for the World Cup are pretty much intact.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: So you want all chalk. Then you're saying it's just.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: You know, no, I had to toss up between German,
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: between England and Norway.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: But you can't brag about having the teams in the
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: fund because four of the top four teams and before
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: the tournament are in the final four.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: So it's all chalk.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: Okay. I was watching something called the Sail Boston this weekend.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: Have you ever heard it? At? All ships?
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: The tall ships came into Boston and I was on
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: the boat watching them down down there the near your hotel.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Basically they were passing by a bear and it was
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: very foggy in the morning. I tried to catch the fog,
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: but I missed it.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Oh see what he's doing, Dad jokes again? You did that?
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: Was that?
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Is that a preview of what's to come? Are you?
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: I show you a preview of what's to come? You
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: know what that means?
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Man, I got it, I got your trip. I gotta
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I gotta hang up with it.
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: So gullible?
• 28:30
  Speaker 7: Ben text me every weekend have fun on your trip?
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: Or that a good time on your trip?
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Is this true? You text her every weekend? Is that accurate?
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: I asked her? How was her trip?
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, social should actually go on a trip. No, there's
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: no trip.
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: And just because you have my number, it doesn't mean
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: you should text me.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Oh this is what happened with me and Doc Mike
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Man last time, last time? All right, thank you, last
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: time member. I do not believe that will be the
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: last time ever. I think that is it.
• 28:56
  Speaker 7: But I do kind of blame you, Ben, because you're
• 28:58
  Speaker 7: the one who says I go on tour for my number.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Four.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: That's accurate. You do perform. You're a great singer of
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: the number four.
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: Had a great time on your tour this weekend.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Knows I'm kidding, unless he doesn't, and then he's got issues.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Let's go to dog who's.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: On Long Island. Hello, e Dog, Welcome, Hey Ben?
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: How you doing?
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Oh your back? Eat dog? We missed you morning. You've
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: left us behind, e dog.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: You used to be a daily caller. Now you only
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: wake up, but you have insomnia? Yeah all right, Well
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: is that you just called in to tell us you
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: were awake. Congratulations on being awake. I'm very proud of
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: you being awake. And where's there? Where's the lady friend?
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Where is she bliss? Of course Melissa, Yes, she's she
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: was getting the.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: You're getting the what cainish? Is that what you say?
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I bet you. Lorena has no idea.
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: I've never even seen a condition.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: It's a Jewish dish.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a great Jewish dash.
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: Is it like a kish.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: It's a different ways to make it.
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: I take your care for the falafel, though, I go
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: for one of those.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: So you just you woke up, you called in and uh,
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: what's on your mind?
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 30:22
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, it is.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: Any of the call is senating about me lately or.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: No, now out of side, out of mind. Although we
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: do have the mallard of Palooza coming up in a
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: couple of days.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Are you going to enter that?
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Do you have any kind of special talent that you
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: can toss into the mallor palooza.
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: Well, I'll tell you the story. When I was in
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: sack of practice with I ended the ball like fifty
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: times on my head and this guy Paul like jo
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: must shot to a ball the ball of my head.
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: A ball on your head? Great story.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, let me threw a ball and it hit the
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: ball in my head.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: The problem is that doesn't really work on the mallet polls.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Do you have like a.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Comedy routine you can do? Could you do an impersonation.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Song, parody? Any of that?
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: What is it?
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: Where is the I have to get her? I'm not
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: gonna do all here.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're you're you're drowning.
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: Why did the golfers have a home have a home one?
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Why did the golfer have a hole in one? I
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: Anyway.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: See, now that's your stick. Your stick, e dog is
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: to do the joke and not give the punchline. That's
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: your stick. You just do the jokes, you set the
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: joke up, and then you just move on to the
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: next thing. That's your stick.
• 31:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah you like it?
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: No, I hate it. It's terrible, but that's your stick. Yeah.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, thank you, call more often, all right,
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: get insomnia? All right, buddy, thank you? There he goes
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: he dog, Oh my god, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: Doesn't that remind you of the old days when you
• 32:09
  Speaker 7: used to call your like boyfriend or girlfriend first thing
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: in the morning, Like the morning.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: I'm still sing sleepy voice, I'm honored dead. When he
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: woke up, Ben, He's like he couldn't sleep. He's in
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: bed there out there on Long Islands, thinking about our show.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: How amazing. I'm in the man sat when he's waking up.
• 32:31
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• 32:34
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• 32:37
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• 32:42
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• 33:00
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• 34:26
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• 34:30
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• 34:30
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• 34:33
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• 34:35
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• 34:39
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• 34:45
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• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Wo?
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Well, I was gonna do somebody else, but Lorena. She's
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: a big cowboy fan.
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: Who's the coach of the Cowboys, Jerry Jones?
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Uh So Lorena loves the Dallas Cowboys and she wanted
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: to She said, Ben, we should help give dak Prescott advice.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: We talked about this earlier. There was a photo one
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: viral that appeared to show Dak or Dakota as we
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: call guess his name, Dakota Prescott looking all swollen and
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: all that stuff, except it was photoshop. So Lorena, you
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: would like to see him get that strong that we.
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: Need to give him advice on how.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: To get that Oh kay, all right, advice to Dak
• 35:21
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  Speaker 1: And take the fast free delivery.
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  Speaker 2: Assist the Home Depot Official FIFA World Cup twenty twenty
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  Speaker 2: six supporter subject to availability.
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  Speaker 1: Line one.
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  Speaker 2: You're on the instant advice line for Dak Prescott. Hello
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  Speaker 2: line one, Line one not paying attention, We'll go to
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  Speaker 2: line two.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Line two.
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  Speaker 5: You gotta call Halloween James Pharmacist for the thirty six fill.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, thirty six pills.
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  Speaker 2: That kind of sounded like jtl Wuman thirty six pills
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  Speaker 2: in the morning, thirty six pills.
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  Speaker 1: At night eight seven, seven ninety nine.
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  Speaker 2: On Fox, we're giving unscreened advice to Dak Prescott.
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  Speaker 1: You're live on the air.
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  Speaker 2: When you hear my voice, we can fatten up the
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: call totals. Hello caller three, Line three you're on the
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  Speaker 2: Airline three.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, more in time. And look at that you put
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  Speaker 4: one foot in front of the other. You're doing a
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: sobriety tip.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: That's the great Rick in Maryland Morning Time. Line four. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: line four, you're on the Airline four.
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  Speaker 4: If he signs up for Mallard Plus, maybe he'll get
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: in shape better.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, Malard Plus does help you lose weight. You'll
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: make more money. You get financial advice on Mallard Plus,
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: and yeah, and medical advice. You should never take any
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: of those things from an overnight talk show host.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Line five, you're on the Airline five.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Hello, minus nine hundred. Aaron Rodgers looks like his boyfriend. Hey,
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: that's Lucky Tony right there from the bay. I miss
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Lucky Tony. Call more often, Lucky Tony. Line six, you're
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: on the air. It's the instant advice line in honor
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: of Lorraina. She's a cowboy fan for Dak Prescott.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: You're live on the air.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: When you hear my voice at eight seven, seven nine nine,
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  Speaker 2: six six three six nine.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Line six, you're.
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  Speaker 2: On the water is a scam by water from Fullerton.
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  Speaker 1: It's delicious and affordable.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, thank you for that. Shouldn't you go back to
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: doing the laundry for that guy? Numb nuts. Line one,
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  Speaker 2: you're on the Airline one.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: Hello, Cowboy fans need to stop saying it's our year.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, every year, it's our your every year, it's our year.
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  Speaker 2: All right, thank you, Sean the guy. Line two, you're
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  Speaker 2: on the air eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: It's the instid of Ice line in honor of Lorena.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: She's a cowboy fan. Dak Prescott Da Coda Prescott viral
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: photo looked all strong.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: It was fake. She wants him to get that strong.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: So advice to Dak Prescott.
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  Speaker 2: Line two, Hello, this is a great pokey booky booky.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Oh that's not see that's a fake post. That's not
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: the original pokey pokey pokey guy.
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  Speaker 1: Line three, you're on the airline three. Hello.
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  Speaker 4: Line three, Hello, Lorena cowboys love all right.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know I dumped that.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: I didn't dump, but I just had a feeling that
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  Speaker 2: was that was not that was going to place, a
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: deep dark place we did not want to go to.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Just on the I could tell the consumption of alcohol
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  Speaker 2: was at a very high level. Line four, you're on
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  Speaker 2: the airline four. Hello, line four, not paying attention. We'll
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  Speaker 2: go to line five at eight seven, seven nine nine,
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  Speaker 2: six six three sixty nine.
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  Speaker 1: This is unscreened radio.
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  Speaker 2: It's the instant advice line for Dakota Prescott, dak Prescott
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  Speaker 2: Loreno wants hi to get a little stronger.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, you're on the airline five.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: You already know I'm a Commanders fanning.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there it is right there, Rick and Maryland. Line six,
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  Speaker 2: you're on the airline six. Hello, Line six, I hear breathing,
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: but you're not there. Line one, Hello, line one, it's
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: the instant advice line. All right, you're not paying attention,
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: but I like that you have the show. Yeah, those
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: shows on they were making a lot of ambient noise.
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: That's us.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that was us. Line two, you're on
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  Speaker 1: the airline too.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Hello, what do you say?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're honoring the ghost of Spokane Gary. We used
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: to have this guy, Spokane Gary, who I loved. It
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: was one of the early star callers on the show.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: And Spokane Gary was convinced that Dale Murphy. You have
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: no idea who that is? Dale Murphy? As driver close
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: baseball player, I should be in the Hall of Fame.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Let's go to line eeny meenie money mode. Line four,
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  Speaker 1: you're on the airline four.
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  Speaker 2: Instant a vice line Line four for Dakota Prescott to
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  Speaker 2: get stronger.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: How's it going? Okay? Thank you. On line five, you're
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: on the airline five. Hello you okay, all right? Thank
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: you for that.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: That didn't work the first idea nor the second time.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Line Sex, you're on the airline Sex. Hello, Oh, bucket came.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: I'm here with Picket Dayton.
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: Good morning can bye bye.
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: Oh wow, that.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Was pretty good look at that. Bye bye.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: You know, I end every one of my podcasts. Now
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: my fifth hour podcast honoring Dick and Dayton.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: Bye bye, Oh do I do?
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: That's my new sign up? Bye bye yeah. Line one
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: you're on that's my buddy.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Hello. Line one, you're on the airline one.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Hey, we're picking a puppy.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: That's funny and not nice. Line two you're on the
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: air line too.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Hello, No, that's not your fakes are you're a fraud?
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Line three?
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Hello, see now the freaks are coming out.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: We'll do one more.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Hurry up, Brandon Pickett, last call, pick a call, go ahead,
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: any one. Line two you're on there go no.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: That's I don't know what that was. No, that you
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: should have picked line six. That was line two,