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Long Droopy Butt Cheeks · Mikey and Bob

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Speaker 1: Well the ninety six one kiss morning free show. Careful
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Speaker 1: with that sip of coffee there, the ice coffee you've
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Speaker 1: got today? How do you like it? How do you
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Speaker 1: like it?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: I know right, it's not it's not the best. It's not. Yeah, right,
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Speaker 1: it's not the best. That's not good. It's not a
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Speaker 1: good side here, it's not a good well. Hey, listen,
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Speaker 1: four day work week. We have mid coffee today, but
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Speaker 1: it's four day work week for us. We weren't on yesterday. No,
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Speaker 1: four day work weeks are awesome. I don't know why
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Speaker 1: we don't have four day work weeks for everybody. It's
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Speaker 1: all summer as soon as summer hits you weeks summer only. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: but I agree with that. And you're like, all that
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Speaker 1: won't work. Well.
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Speaker 3: Shift the work week, so it's like some people on
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Speaker 3: Fridays and some people have Mondays and rotat.
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Speaker 1: It, you know, make it work, rotate, make it work.
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Speaker 3: There's not Yeah, you shifts the workers. Some have Friday,
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Speaker 3: some at Monday. So your your staff isn't like completely
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Speaker 3: out of the building.
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Speaker 1: Damn you figured this all out, haven't you? Yeah for it?
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Speaker 1: Send him work, Send him to Congress right now. He's
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Speaker 1: ready to go. Bob's ready, dude. By the way, you
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Speaker 1: ever want to be an elected official, there's no chance
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Speaker 1: you would ever lose.
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Speaker 4: Oh.
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Speaker 1: I know, especially around here. I know that any politicians
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Speaker 1: around here just be in fear of my man right here.
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Speaker 1: He could take any one of you out. This Mustache
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Speaker 1: is coming for you. And it's not planning for a
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Speaker 1: four day work week. God, dude, you could win political
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Speaker 1: office in any any any place like mustache four day
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Speaker 1: work week, dude, get it done right, like wow? Yeah, alright,
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Speaker 1: every political party voted for this guy. It was it
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Speaker 1: was a sweet Hey. Uh, listen, if the show is
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Speaker 1: kind of mad today, we're blaming it on the ice coffee,
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Speaker 1: all right, So don't blame us. If the show's just
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Speaker 1: it's missing something. Something's missing out of the coffee, right,
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Speaker 1: it's not sweet enough or something. Yeah, wow, baby cook
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Speaker 1: eats some sugar, break and sprink sprinkle some sugar right
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Speaker 1: in there. Hey, some he wants to blame us for
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Speaker 1: their algorithm. We'll get to that coming up next here
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Speaker 1: on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Also, we're getting towards
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Speaker 1: the end of May here, right, so a pair of
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Speaker 1: day in May we've been giving away some of the
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Speaker 1: biggest concert tickets, right, dude. I looked at the layout
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Speaker 1: of the week we got we got a week, buddy,
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Speaker 1: this week, these next four day we got the ones.
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Speaker 1: Eight am, be listening this morning. We have a chance
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Speaker 1: for you to win tickets to one of the biggest
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Speaker 1: shows coming. Uh eight am, be listening for that. It's Mike,
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Speaker 1: you Bob, Good Mornings. Worst Memorial Day weekend ever? This was. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: the weather was awful. Memorial Day weekend should feel like
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Speaker 1: the kickoff the summer. Yeah, should be like eighty eighty
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Speaker 1: five degrees and just nice where you're like, oh yeah,
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Speaker 1: we're about to get into summer here where.
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Speaker 3: It starts Monday and Tuesday where it was like great fortune, hot,
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Speaker 3: almost record highs.
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Speaker 1: It just left us where that go. We need that.
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Speaker 1: It's gonna be warm again today. Highs in the low eighties,
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Speaker 1: mix of sun and clouds, but some rain could come
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Speaker 1: through the area. Yeah, just not a great Memorial Day weekend.
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Speaker 1: If you had like an event planned, or if your
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Speaker 1: job or you know, something you were doing with the
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Speaker 1: family or your friends entailed you to be outdoors. It
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Speaker 1: was just not a a great weekend in our area.
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Speaker 1: It's Mikey Bob the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
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Speaker 1: You know, if you're listening to the show long enough,
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Speaker 1: not only do we maybe pop in your head every
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Speaker 1: now and then, we also apparently pop into your algorithm.
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Speaker 1: Let's get to this talkback message brought to us by
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Speaker 1: One Team Media. Well, fellows, the machines are taking over.
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Speaker 1: I was a little behind on the podcast. So two
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Speaker 1: days ago I listened to Mikey's horse fart video. Okay.
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Speaker 1: A day later it started showing up with my Instagram feed. Okay,
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Speaker 1: so of course I looked the first time because you know,
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Speaker 1: why not, and then I watched it the second time
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Speaker 1: it showed up because I hate myself. Yeah, but okay,
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Speaker 1: the machines are taking over and everyone's listening to us.
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Speaker 3: All right, listen, how many times have you watched it?
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Speaker 3: Why you gotta blame me for that. It sounds like
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Speaker 3: you like it. You're blaming us, but you watched it.
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Speaker 3: You watched it twice. That algorithm's going to listen into it. Listen,
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Speaker 3: send the more. What do you want on your algorithm?
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Speaker 1: Like, honestly, everybody needs like person who is taking care
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Speaker 1: of a horse pushing on the horse's stomach to release
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Speaker 1: some gas. Everybody deserves to see this in their algorithm. Right,
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Speaker 1: just oh, that's good stuff right there. You watched it twice. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: we may have led you there, but you watched it twice. Okay,
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Speaker 1: just wait until the whales starts showing up. That's when
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Speaker 1: you gonna really be popping. Hey. Coming up next here
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Speaker 1: on the show, we will check in man, there's a
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Speaker 1: lot of things that happened in and around our city
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Speaker 1: on Memorial Day weekend. We will get to the Pittsburgh
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Speaker 1: Police scanner. Coming up next, Also a pair of day
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Speaker 1: in May a massive concert ticket for you to try
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Speaker 1: to win. Today around eight am, It's Mikey and Bob Kiss.
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Speaker 1: I'm Mikey bum. Hey, thank you for listening to our
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Speaker 1: a message and maybe you'll make the show. Watch Out
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Speaker 1: here come then, Buckos, Watch Out. Pirates beat the Cubs
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Speaker 1: two to one to kick off a seven game homestand
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Speaker 1: manager Don Kelly ejected for the second time in three Hey, Donnie, baseball,
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Speaker 1: they're getting caught not taking anything. Yeah, there's a pitch
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Speaker 1: that like, it looked like it grazed Connor Griffin's helmet,
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Speaker 1: but they said, nah na didn't hit him, and Donnie Donny,
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Speaker 1: Donny Kelly's like, hey, review that. Then the reviewed and
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Speaker 1: he's like, nah, I don't think it hit him. And
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Speaker 1: then Greg Brown was losing his mind in the booth.
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Speaker 1: He's like, you can see it right there. And I
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Speaker 1: was looking at him like I don't think it hit
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Speaker 1: him either, but Greg Brown was going nuts. Pirates back
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Speaker 1: at it today. Braxton Ashcroft pitching tonight, and ladies and gentlemen,
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Speaker 1: it is gro Goo Bobblehead night at the Bucos game
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Speaker 1: tonighth That was the real noise. By the way. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: you gotta buy a special ticket for it, so it's
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Speaker 1: not just anybody go to the game. It's one of
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Speaker 1: those they acquired the ticket. No, no, I mean if
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Speaker 1: I want it bad enough, I'll just somebody goes sell
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Speaker 1: it to me at some point or something like that.
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Speaker 1: You see it though, it's sweet looking. Yeah, I see
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Speaker 1: a lot of teams have a gro goo bobble. You
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Speaker 1: don't want it. I don't talk like man, don't talk.
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Speaker 1: I like it, but not enough to go down in
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Speaker 1: the park spend money on a ticket and do the
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Speaker 1: whole parking thing and go it. I like it, but
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Speaker 1: if I really want one, I'll get it in another
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Speaker 1: way other than actually going to a pirate game. The
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Speaker 1: dark web. Yeah, dark web, all dark dark web for that. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: God's Mikey about the ninety six to one Kiss Morning
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Speaker 1: Freak Show. It's time to check in with the Pittsburgh
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Speaker 1: Police Scanner over a big Memorial Day weekend too. Let's
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Speaker 1: see what's going on again. A couple people listening to
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Speaker 1: the Pittsburgh Police Scanner. They have their own website pghdash
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Speaker 1: scanner dot com, and it is time to check in
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Speaker 1: with Pittsburgh Police Scanner find out what is happening in
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Speaker 1: and around our city Downtown Triangle Park. Carr says it.
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Speaker 1: A group of thirty people are handing out beers in marijuana,
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Speaker 1: including the children, and the caller doesn't like it. I
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Speaker 1: don't know who is doing free samples. They're handing out
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Speaker 1: beer and weed like thirty people in Triangle Park. They
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Speaker 1: trying to get the holiday weekend party going? Or what
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Speaker 1: is there? Like flyers made for this, Like, hey, meet
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Speaker 1: us and Triangle Park around noon. All right, we're gonna
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Speaker 1: have our own little party. Sounds like a mythical party,
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Speaker 1: it does. It doesn't sound rare. Now weed everybody he
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Speaker 1: had users. Only thirty people there. Man walking through downtown
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Speaker 1: all got beers, We all got weed. The kids were
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Speaker 1: there too. I saw a kid try weed for the
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Speaker 1: first time. I saw the kids first beer. It does
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Speaker 1: not sound real, but either way, that made the Pittsburgh
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Speaker 1: Police scanner this weekend also happening in and around our
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Speaker 1: city East alleghany where they have the famous Wendy's that
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Speaker 1: doesn't play. Carr said he pulled over because the rain
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Speaker 1: and hookers keep going up to his car. Is he
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Speaker 1: bragging like, man, these hookers won't leave me alone. It
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Speaker 1: does sound like a brag. I mean, just I feel
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Speaker 1: this pain that we used to live downtown. Yeah, but
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Speaker 1: never called host Hooker's never left me alone.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you know, hey, sugar, I'm hearing the block,
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Speaker 3: I'm hearing them away.
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Speaker 1: I mean, there's no way meaning you could ever hide
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Speaker 1: from the uh the women of the night down downtown
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Speaker 1: sniff me coming. But listen, you know, hey, world's all
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Speaker 1: this profession. What are we doing here? You know, the hustle,
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Speaker 1: hustle you respect gostly. You don't need to call the cops.
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Speaker 1: You know, you don't want any of the services. Keep
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Speaker 1: moving along, or somebody from the east Alleghanty Wendy is
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Speaker 1: gonna come out and beat your ass. That's what's happening
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Speaker 1: in and around our city. Cat, I'm micay hearing Bob.
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Speaker 1: Anybody answer you? No answer? Oh all right? Well, still
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Speaker 1: mystery why it smells like sausage here and only Bob
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Speaker 1: can smell it? Creams The Mikey and Bob podcast on
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Speaker 1: iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. Stuck inside for
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Speaker 1: a lot of the extended Memorial Day weekend because of
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Speaker 1: the rain. We're getting some more rain today, mix the
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Speaker 1: sun and clouds. Highs today in the low eighties. I
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Speaker 1: don't know why I started doing this, but I'm back
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Speaker 1: in on a show. I mean, this show has been
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Speaker 1: over for years and years and years. Do you remember
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Speaker 1: the show with the plane crash and the weird island Lost?
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Speaker 1: I started rewatching Lost, rewatching it. Yeah, I haven't watch
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Speaker 1: it since it originally aired. Great show still right right? Well, yeah,
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Speaker 1: I just I'm done with season one. That was my
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Speaker 1: weekend binge. The first season of Loss, got four more
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Speaker 1: to go. I know exactly what happens, but also I
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Speaker 1: don't because I barely remember this show at all. I
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Speaker 1: remember I liked it. But yeah, that's what I started
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Speaker 1: rewatching this weekend because every time I looked outside, I
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Speaker 1: was like, yeah, it's just raining out there and it sucks.
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Speaker 1: It's Mikey Bob the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
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Speaker 1: On Sunday night, our station had the Kiss Summer of
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Speaker 1: Kickoff Cruise on the Gateway Clipper and guests who came
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Speaker 1: into town. Our buddy Geoe from Cleveland was in Pittsburgh
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Speaker 1: this Memorial Day weekend. Let's get to his talkback message,
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Speaker 1: brought to us by the Pavement Group.
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Speaker 6: Hey, Mike, you and Bob, this is Greal from Cleveland.
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Speaker 6: I just got off the Summer Kiss Kickoff Cruise. And
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Speaker 6: it was such an incredible time.
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Speaker 1: Just like last year.
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Speaker 6: This was my second year doing it and I loved it.
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Speaker 6: Just the music, some music, just the views from the boat.
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Speaker 6: It was all incredible. I have to say that Justin
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Speaker 6: is a great host. He did an incredible job.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's our guy, Justin who does the night Joe. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: throwing the party on the gateway clippers MIAs.
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Speaker 6: Was really good. It was just an amazing time overall.
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Speaker 6: And Geo, I think this might become my new Memorial
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Speaker 6: Day weekend tradition.
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Speaker 1: Oh my, Geo, every Memorial Day weekend though, We'll just
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Speaker 1: come out here every year. Yeah dud, this cruise spend
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Speaker 1: Memorial Day weekend here in the burg every year. And
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Speaker 1: before I got on the cruise, I also went over
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Speaker 1: to the original for Manny. Oh jeez, what a yinser
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Speaker 1: weekend GEO had. GEO coming over from Cleveland to see
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Speaker 1: all this, you know, full tour leaving town as the
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Speaker 1: Calves get swept by the NIXT which.
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Speaker 6: Was actually my first time in the Strip district as well.
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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that.
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Speaker 6: Was really cool for me just seeing the original location
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Speaker 6: and yeah, it was just a great time today. I
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Speaker 6: hope you guys continue doing this cruise for years to come.
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Speaker 1: I love the show. By Jess Geo from Cleveland in
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Speaker 1: town just tearing up. Pittsburgh had a weekend, a week
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Speaker 1: had a weekend. I was like it all right, A
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Speaker 1: pair of day in May. There's some big concert tickets
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Speaker 1: for the rest of the week. Here we'll tell you
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Speaker 1: what show you can win tickets to around eight am
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Speaker 1: this morning. It is a big one this morning. Be
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Speaker 1: listening around eight am. Also, we'll get to today's weird
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Speaker 1: Florida story that has to do with Pokemon cards and
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Speaker 1: a chainsaw. Around seven to twenty five, it's Mikey Ababa
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Speaker 1: Kiss Morning, Free show. Goody. Who's so big concert ticket
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Speaker 1: we're giving away this morning? Find out who it is?
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Speaker 1: Coming up around eight am as we continue a pair
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Speaker 1: a day in May. Here on ninety six to one, Kiss,
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Speaker 1: it is Mikey and Bob. Let's get to this talkback
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Speaker 1: message brought to us by One Team Media. You want
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Speaker 4: Hi, Mikey and Bob, this is missus Coach Putney from Tampa.
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Speaker 4: I am a teacher and so excited is the last
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Speaker 4: week of school.
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Speaker 1: Teachers, everybody with kids, administrators, janitorial staff, cafeteria workers, congrats
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Speaker 1: a lot of you. It's we're real close here.
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Speaker 4: But I was in Disney today and I went and
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Speaker 4: sat in the Hall of Presidents because air conditioning?
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Speaker 1: Is that the only reason why people go in the
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Speaker 1: Hall of President's, Like you're at Disney World, you don't
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Speaker 1: want to go to the Hall of President's. Nobody wants
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Speaker 1: to go see the Hall of Presidents but cool in
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Speaker 1: their air conditioning in ninety.
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Speaker 5: Eight degree weather.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, And I realized that you have destroyed the Hall.
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Speaker 1: Of president Okay, hold on one second, hold on, we
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Speaker 1: have destroyed the Hall of President's at Disney World for you.
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Speaker 4: How is this Because at the end of the show,
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Speaker 4: they introduce each president, and as I am sitting there
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Speaker 4: watching the show, all I can think of is, you
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Speaker 4: guys are giving your top ten crop dusting presidents, and
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Speaker 4: the looks that are on their faces at the Hall
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Speaker 4: of President's definitely agrees with your statement. I have a
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Speaker 4: great day.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, Let's do that for today and
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Speaker 1: Free show History takes you back today history top five
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Speaker 1: presidents that would cropt us You or pass gas in
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Speaker 1: your presence. B up. Number five on your list, the
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Speaker 1: twenty second and twenty fourth president, mister Grover Cleveland Clan. Alright, listen,
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Speaker 1: a lot of you might need to google these pictures
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Speaker 1: because me and Bob were looking at a list of
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Speaker 1: president's pictures and these are all based on their photos.
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Speaker 1: Number four, Number four is George H. W. Bush, the
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Speaker 1: forty first president. Yeah, okay, all right, so you're going
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Speaker 1: with like Bush Senior. Yes, yes, so you think he's
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Speaker 1: squeaking them out. You think he has no shame at all,
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Speaker 1: and he finds humor in it. Okay. Number three president,
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Speaker 1: that would crop us you were pass gas in your president.
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Speaker 1: It's the forty third president, George W. Bush. Oh my gosh,
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Speaker 1: father and Solar Como both Bushes in the top five.
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Speaker 1: Father Bush handed down, Yes, okay, all right, Bob your
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Speaker 1: what are we on? Number two? Number two? Second president
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Speaker 1: that would crop us your pass gas in your presence?
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Speaker 1: Joe Biden, Joe Biden, it is why Joe owens a
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Speaker 1: smirk on his face. Could be happiness, could be him
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Speaker 1: just letting out some gases. He's passing a passing along
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Speaker 1: big one here, though. Bob's number one president that looks
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Speaker 1: like they would pass gas in your presence or crop
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Speaker 1: dust you. It's the eighth president's Martin van Buren. Oh hello,
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Speaker 1: whoa everybody google a picture of Martin van Buren. The
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Speaker 1: eighth president right now is by as Bob is claiming,
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Speaker 1: he is the president most likely fart in your presence
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Speaker 1: or crop dust you. He's the president of arts, all right.
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Speaker 1: He is my top five presidents that would crop dust
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Speaker 1: you or pass gas in your presence. Number five, Bob,
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Speaker 1: I also have the twenty fourth to twenty seventh president's
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Speaker 1: Crover Cleveland. If you make both of our lists, you
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Speaker 1: know you know you're the guy right. Number four, I'm
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Speaker 1: going with the forty sixth president. It is Joe Biden,
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Speaker 1: same refic. All This guy seems like Mark, seems like
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Speaker 1: he has no shame, doesn't even care. He might not
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Speaker 1: even know he's farting in your presence. Number three, I
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Speaker 1: got the eighth president, Martin van Buren MVB with the
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Speaker 1: assbdsvy van Buren. You gotta look up the picture of
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Speaker 1: Martin van Buren. He looks like he's a sneaky crump duster.
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Speaker 1: Number two, I got the forty third President. It's George Bush.
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Speaker 1: It's George, it's the sun.
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Speaker 5: It's not Dad.
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Speaker 1: I feel like George Bush, the forty third president, right
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Speaker 1: in the sun. Not number one though, Bob, my number
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Speaker 1: one president on President's Day, that would crop doest you
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Speaker 1: or pass gas in your presence. I need you to
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Speaker 1: google this man right now. Thirteenth President Millard Fillmore. Millard Fillmore. Guy,
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Speaker 1: look at Millard Fillmore and tell me that that dude
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Speaker 1: dropping a hot Millard Phillmore is not. Tell me that
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Speaker 1: guy's not crop dusting the entire west wing of the
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Speaker 1: White House. Millard Fillmore, I have the thirteenth president as
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Speaker 1: my number one president. That would crop us your past
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Speaker 1: gas in your president. Millard Fillmore looks like kind of
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Speaker 1: guy shows up your house and like uses your toilet
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Speaker 1: and then comes out and announces to everybody, you're gonna
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Speaker 1: want to give that one. A couple of minutes, they're
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Speaker 1: out and there A Paara Day in May. It is
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Speaker 1: a big show. We're giving away tickets to this morning
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Speaker 1: around eight am. Find out what artists you can win
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Speaker 1: tickets to a Paraday in May a round eight am.
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Speaker 1: I'm kiss morning freak show. It is Mikey and Bob
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Speaker 1: topp into this roll something together. Right now, it's time
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Speaker 1: to find that what the hell is this trading with
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Speaker 1: Mikey and bab didn't even know this was a thing.
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Speaker 1: There is an award show on last night, the American
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Speaker 1: Music Awards. Wow, still go I guess so. Artists of
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Speaker 1: the Year bts Okay, did they show up? They did? Yeah? Okay.
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Speaker 1: The New Artists of the Year cats I. Cats I
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Speaker 1: is good like cats Eye. They also showed up. They
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Speaker 1: showed up too, okay. Album of the Year went to
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Speaker 1: Sabrina Carpenter. Song of the Year went to Golden Best
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Speaker 1: Male Pop Artist, Justin Bieber, Best Female Pop Artist, Sabrina Carpenter,
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Speaker 1: Breakthrough Pop Artist cats I. They showed up.
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Speaker 3: A lot of these award shows. You can tell who
19:31
Speaker 3: shows up. Queen Latifa hostedna Win. Yeah, Queen Latifa was
19:35
Speaker 3: the host. Do you see the reunion?
19:37
Speaker 1: No? What reunion? Fergie was back with the Black Eyed Peas.
19:42
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, what's about up? Dude? The world? Stop?
19:47
Speaker 1: Are we ready for another Black Eyed Peas run? Ah?
19:51
Speaker 1: It might have been long enough.
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Speaker 3: Smaller venues, yes, smaller venues, Smaller venues than they have
19:57
Speaker 3: like songs that everybody knows.
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Speaker 1: We don't need new music.
20:03
Speaker 3: No, we don't need that, Like that's the mistake that
20:06
Speaker 3: all these nostalgia.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I have, Yeah, you don't need new Hell
20:10
Speaker 1: the new music, we don't need that usually doesn't work
20:13
Speaker 1: out all right, So American Music Awards we're on last night. Also,
20:18
Speaker 1: I think a lot of us know that there's a
20:19
Speaker 1: new Star Wars movie out. Over the long Memorial Day weekend.
20:23
Speaker 1: Mandalorian and Grogu made one hundred and sixty three million
20:28
Speaker 1: globally one hundred million domestically, so it sort of beat
20:32
Speaker 1: the I think it was expected, like it was like eighty, right,
20:36
Speaker 1: you need to one hundred, maybe one hundred on the
20:38
Speaker 1: high end. So yeah, it did pretty good. And also
20:42
Speaker 1: the Michael Jackson movie, it's up to eight hundred million
20:45
Speaker 1: dollars worldwide now. It is now the second highest grossing
20:50
Speaker 1: music biopic of all time, behind Bohemian Rhapsody in twenty eighteen,
20:55
Speaker 1: which was nine hundred and two million. So looks like
20:58
Speaker 1: Michael's probably gonna yeah Bohemian Rhapsity and Freddie Mercury and
21:04
Speaker 1: knock them off the top spot. It's crazy that's almost
21:06
Speaker 1: made a billion dollars a Michael Jackson movie.
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Speaker 3: Did they have Michael Jackson popcorn buckets? Like you were
21:15
Speaker 3: just at the theater he saw the Grogu Mandalorian I
21:18
Speaker 3: did get.
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Speaker 1: A Grogu ten bucket? Yeah? Yeah? Did they have like
21:22
Speaker 1: a dazzled glove popcorn bucket? No, dude, of Michael Jackson
21:27
Speaker 1: popcorn bucket. It just his head though, but like his
21:31
Speaker 1: hair is the popcorn that? Yeah, almost like a chia
21:35
Speaker 1: pet with popcorn. I'd be pretty sweet.
21:37
Speaker 3: I was thinking the giant be dazzled glove that you
21:39
Speaker 3: could just stick down in the front of your pants.
21:41
Speaker 3: That could just sit there as you're watching the movie
21:43
Speaker 3: and you could.
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Speaker 1: Have some. Drake has the number one, number two, and
21:50
Speaker 1: three albums on the Billboard two hundred chart, first time
21:53
Speaker 1: an artist has all three albums and the one, two three,
21:56
Speaker 1: I mean since nineteen fifty six when the chart started.
22:00
Speaker 1: That was his goal, right, Like that was kind of
22:01
Speaker 1: I think so kind of the play with this seems
22:03
Speaker 1: like to get out of his record deal and everything
22:06
Speaker 1: it is. Iceman is Drake's fifteenth number one album, which
22:10
Speaker 1: means he goes ahead of jay Z for the most
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Speaker 1: number ones among solo men. And tying him with Taylor
22:17
Speaker 1: Swift for the most number ones among solo artists. All right,
22:21
Speaker 1: so what that says to me? Jay Z and Taylor
22:24
Speaker 1: Swift back in the studio, please back in the studio.
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Speaker 1: There's only one act now ahead of Drake for number
22:31
Speaker 1: one albums. It's the Beatles. Yeah, they got nineteen number
22:35
Speaker 1: one albums, so not too bad. And then of course
22:38
Speaker 1: at the Pirates game tonight, it is big giveaway night.
22:41
Speaker 1: It is the Grogo bobblehead at the Buccos game tonight,
22:44
Speaker 1: Pirates beat the Cubs two to one, kick off a
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Speaker 1: seven game homestand it is It's Grogu Night at the
22:51
Speaker 1: Bucco game tonight. Gotta have a special ticket for it,
22:53
Speaker 1: though they ain't giving it to everybody. Coming up next
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Speaker 1: on the show, there's always weird things happening down the
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Speaker 1: state of Florida. Florida story has been a staple of
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Speaker 1: checking with Florida listeners of the first It's time to
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Speaker 1: the Suntime stage. Yes, it happened again. It's another Florida Story.
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Speaker 1: Down to Florida we go.
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Speaker 7: This is security video from Collection Realm, a collector's shop
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Speaker 7: in Lake Park, Okay. And investigators say that's thirty three
24:15
Speaker 7: year old Clayton Warren of West Palm Beach.
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Speaker 1: Oh what did Clayton do? Hurling a rock at the
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Speaker 1: glass window in front? Okay tried to throw a rock
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Speaker 1: through the glass window multiple times. Yeah, it didn't work
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Speaker 1: because it's it's hurricane glass.
24:28
Speaker 7: Hurricane impact class so it stayed solid. But the store
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Speaker 7: owner told me Warren did not give up.
24:33
Speaker 1: No, I didn't give up there. So this guy's trying
24:35
Speaker 1: to break into like a card shop. Yeah yeah, and.
24:37
Speaker 7: He went home or wherever he went, came back about
24:40
Speaker 7: an hour and a half with a chainsaw.
24:41
Speaker 1: Yep, all right, so he's got a chainsaw. Now, my
24:44
Speaker 1: guy going to lows for like an hour and it
24:46
Speaker 1: like no, his chainsaw cut through glass, right, Like what
24:50
Speaker 1: do you He can't throw rock through the glass, so
24:53
Speaker 1: he's like, I gotta think of something else there, so
24:55
Speaker 1: let me go. Hour and a half later, he comes
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Speaker 1: back with.
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Speaker 7: A chainsaw, a chain saw, a chainsaw, and there's video
25:02
Speaker 7: of that too, awesome. Warren has more success here and
25:05
Speaker 7: is eventually able to carve out a hole in the glass.
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Speaker 1: All right, so he's into the collector's like card shop
25:12
Speaker 1: now right. The rock didn't work, Then he went and
25:14
Speaker 1: got a chainsaw. Cosey chainsaw. The hole got into the
25:17
Speaker 1: collector's shop and then he gets to work. Oh what
25:21
Speaker 1: is he gonna do?
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Speaker 7: You see Warren stuffing whatever he can in a bag
25:24
Speaker 7: before exiting through the same hole he came in.
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Speaker 1: They did indeed steal about between ten and fifteen thousand
25:31
Speaker 1: in Pokemon cards. Geeze, man, I mean, I don't know
25:36
Speaker 1: I'm risking it all for Pikachu. I mean, I don't know
25:39
Speaker 1: how I'm whipping your chainsaw. Man. I just it's a
25:43
Speaker 1: lot of Pokemon cards. I feel like, I don't know
25:45
Speaker 1: what this shop was holding on to. But fifteen to
25:47
Speaker 1: twenty grand a Pokemon cards that he wanted to rip
25:51
Speaker 1: packs really did? Man, He even went back and got
25:54
Speaker 1: the chainsaw. He said, we're ripping packs tonight. It didn't
25:56
Speaker 1: take deputies long term, fine Warren.
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Speaker 7: They say he was driving his mom's SUV.
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Speaker 1: That, oh no. The saddest head to the story. They
26:05
Speaker 1: caught you. You driving mom? Yes, v Mom, I gotta
26:10
Speaker 1: go up for a while. My mom, I'm going to work.
26:13
Speaker 1: I take the car. You don't have a job. It's
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Speaker 1: my first day. He just steve breaks into a place,
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Speaker 1: steals like fifteen twenty grand worth Pokemon cards in his
26:24
Speaker 1: mom's suv with your chainsaw. Not just that.
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Speaker 7: Bostle Locata went back and found Warren had been at
26:30
Speaker 7: the store a few days earlier, shopped for a few
26:32
Speaker 7: hours the scoping it out. Warren now faces multiple felony charges.
26:36
Speaker 1: And can you just imagine going to jail. What are
26:38
Speaker 1: you in here for? Well, I drove my mom's car
26:41
Speaker 1: and went and stormed tokimon cars. He's like real killers
26:46
Speaker 1: in Florida jail. You're not gonna survive very long in
26:49
Speaker 1: Florida jail if that's what you're in for. It is
26:51
Speaker 1: Florida making the show once again. All right, stick around,
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Speaker 1: trust me eight am. We do a Paara day in May.
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Speaker 1: You can win concert tickets some of the biggest shows.
27:00
Speaker 1: We have one of the biggest that you can win
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Speaker 1: tickets to find out who around eight am. It's Mike
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Speaker 1: you bop so we get you. Remember when we were
27:11
Speaker 1: asking last week, when the Pirates do like Pop Night,
27:14
Speaker 1: who has to clean up all the dog logs and everything?
27:18
Speaker 1: We got an answer.
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Speaker 2: Hey, chicken nugget in French. This is Stephanie, a long
27:21
Speaker 2: time listener.
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Speaker 1: Solid Names.
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Speaker 2: I just wanted to let you guys know how they
27:25
Speaker 2: pick up poop at Pirate games when this Pop Night.
27:28
Speaker 2: Since I've taken my dog to two separate games, they
27:31
Speaker 2: have a designated section for pop so you can only
27:33
Speaker 2: stay in there. And then there's a crew like our
27:37
Speaker 2: company that picks up dog poop and they have like
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Speaker 2: that sawdust stuff area where your dog is supposed to
27:41
Speaker 2: poop back and those people pick it up.
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Speaker 1: All right, Levea is by all right? They got a
27:45
Speaker 1: crew that makes sense. Wow, So they don't. It's not
27:48
Speaker 1: like the pirate pairrot out there with a big dust
27:51
Speaker 1: pan or anything like that. They actually have BROGI the
27:54
Speaker 1: no by the way, alping you know Hannah wrestling? Are
27:57
Speaker 1: you kidding me? This is the greatest city on Earth?
28:00
Speaker 1: What was that? Wait? Hold on, what's it is that?
28:05
Speaker 1: Is there strip District Hannah or is real Halapenohannah? Just
28:09
Speaker 1: on these streets? Did the pirates allow hallopeno Hannah get
28:13
Speaker 1: in a fight? I can't really understand what happened over
28:16
Speaker 1: the Memorial Day weekend, but there's video all over the
28:19
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Internet of Halapaenjohannah in a wrestling match, like legit
28:23
Speaker 1: wrestling ring, the ropes, the turnbuckles, all that Halapanohannah was
28:28
Speaker 1: wrestling backyard wrestling stunts.
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Speaker 3: It looked legit. It looked like the real suit did.
28:36
Speaker 3: If that's a bootleg suit, it's a damn good one.
28:39
Speaker 1: Somebody explain how Halapen Johannah got into a legit wrestling
28:42
Speaker 1: match this weekend in like an actual wrestling ring. If
28:45
Speaker 1: that's a bootleg suit, it's a dupe from like a
28:48
Speaker 1: real China factory.
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Speaker 8: Now.
28:49
Speaker 1: I know that you can rent the parogis though for
28:52
Speaker 1: like parties and stuff like that, but like why yeah,
28:55
Speaker 1: Like I don't you have to tell them like what
28:57
Speaker 1: they're gonna be in for, you know, because if not,
29:03
Speaker 1: then I don't know. Let's take Kalipenio hand on adventures
29:07
Speaker 1: man right back, that's Mikey Bob the ninety six to
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Speaker 1: one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Hey, I'm telling you, the
29:14
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Police Scanner had a weekend here. We had a
29:17
Speaker 1: long weekend for Memorial Day yesterday, right, A lot of
29:21
Speaker 1: happening out on these streets. Yeah, the Pittsburgh Police Scanner. Again,
29:24
Speaker 1: it's just a couple people who will listen to the
29:27
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Police Scanner. They post on social media, they have
29:30
Speaker 1: their own website, pghdash scanner dot com. It is time
29:33
Speaker 1: to find out what is happening in and around our city.
29:38
Speaker 1: This is in Carrick, Brownsville. Road caller said, he sees
29:41
Speaker 1: a van that says cocaine van written on the side.
29:46
Speaker 1: Caller believes it's suspicious. Dude, there's the insur cocaine van,
29:53
Speaker 1: a car, cocaine van, this CCV. Oh my god, the
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Speaker 1: ice cream man thought on these. Okay, now I know
29:59
Speaker 1: what happened here. I know what happened here. This is
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Speaker 1: a dirty van. And then somebody just wrote cocaine van
30:07
Speaker 1: hu right right, And the person who's driving the van
30:10
Speaker 1: didn't know that their van was dirty enough to have
30:13
Speaker 1: messages written on it. So somebody probably maybe driving behind
30:17
Speaker 1: the van is just like, well, I can't have a
30:20
Speaker 1: cocaine van in mind it It's like, oh, all right,
30:23
Speaker 1: settled down, it's not written nobody's maybe maybe may all right,
30:29
Speaker 1: maybe all right? Maybe maybe maybe the cops did be
30:32
Speaker 1: called there because we're not sure if it's legit cocaine
30:35
Speaker 1: van or not. Also happening in around our city, East Liberty.
30:38
Speaker 1: This was at the Goodwill on center out. Caller is
30:41
Speaker 1: an employee, said that while attempting to kick out.
30:44
Speaker 3: A banned elderly woman, what do you do to get
30:47
Speaker 3: banned from Goodwill?
30:48
Speaker 1: She mooned him on the way out. Well, maybe it's
30:51
Speaker 1: not the first time the good Will employees have seen
30:53
Speaker 1: the granny cheeks. That might be it. She might be
30:56
Speaker 1: a mooner good Goodwill granny cheeks. Dude might be And
31:02
Speaker 1: I want to know this lady's track record, Like when
31:05
Speaker 1: an elderly woman walks into a Goodwill story, he got liberty,
31:09
Speaker 1: They got your picture up, they know you. But cheeks.
31:13
Speaker 1: Get out of here. Take those cheeks outside. Nobody wants
31:17
Speaker 1: to see the cheeks anymore. You know, elderly woman butt cheeks.
31:22
Speaker 1: I'm gonna show them. Are haling over prices, Like what
31:27
Speaker 1: what made you so angry at Goodwill? Drop your pants?
31:30
Speaker 1: Plus an elderly woman too. You can't fight, you don't
31:32
Speaker 1: have a weapon. You got one thing though, long droopy
31:36
Speaker 1: butt cheeks. That's what's happening in and around our city.
31:44
Speaker 1: See Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey at the Calves game
31:47
Speaker 1: the other night. That's kind of fun, right, Travis, ponding beers.
31:49
Speaker 1: They're having a good time.
31:50
Speaker 3: I saw the clips of them like on the court,
31:52
Speaker 3: but then I saw them walking through like the back
31:55
Speaker 3: entrance and the people coming out of sweets and seeing them,
31:57
Speaker 3: and they were they were taking time to say hi
31:59
Speaker 3: to like everybody's incredible.
32:01
Speaker 1: They're that famous and they still are just like seems
32:04
Speaker 1: like very nice people.
32:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're very aware of like at least Taylor is
32:08
Speaker 3: very aware of, like where the little kids are and everything.
32:10
Speaker 1: It's awesome. I'm starting to see that stuff rob Off
32:13
Speaker 1: on Travis where he'll never pass up a kid or
32:16
Speaker 1: anything like that. Yay, good, go get married kids. Go
32:20
Speaker 1: get married kids. By the way, Cavs get their ass.
32:22
Speaker 1: Kids swept by the New York Knicks. New York Knicks,
32:24
Speaker 1: You're in the NBA Finals, all right. Coming up next
32:27
Speaker 1: on the show right around eight am, a pair of
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Speaker 1: day in May will tell you what concert tickets you
32:33
Speaker 1: can win. We got a big concert today. Coming up
32:35
Speaker 1: next on the Kiss Morning Free Show, it's Mike and Bob,
32:44
Speaker 1: a pair of day in May and man, we got
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Speaker 1: a big ticket to win today. We'll tell you what
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Speaker 1: concert you can go to. Coming up next here on
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Speaker 9: Media Guys and Green Tree on Friday's podcast.
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Speaker 6: Boy, I'm learning so much, probably more on this show
33:08
Speaker 6: than I did the two years I was enrolled.
33:10
Speaker 1: Yeah in college. Yeah, I mean we're basically college professors
33:13
Speaker 1: at this point, me and Bob with the education that
33:16
Speaker 1: we get. The wonderful people who listen to us.
33:19
Speaker 5: Fingers in the front toes in the back.
33:21
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was giraffes, right, Girafts have fingers in the front,
33:25
Speaker 1: toes in the back. Drafts don't have legs. We learned, uh,
33:29
Speaker 1: no contact, fingers in front toes in the back. Yeah,
33:31
Speaker 1: I like it. You know, I never heard an elephant
33:34
Speaker 1: mating call. That was cool. Yeah it.
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Speaker 9: Sand Castle was open, sand Castle back open, yeah, wild
33:42
Speaker 9: open to you.
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Speaker 10: Holy smokes.
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Speaker 1: Holy smokes is right by the way. What an awful
33:46
Speaker 1: opening weekend for sand Castle idle wild right, Memorial Day weekend,
33:51
Speaker 1: sunshine and fun and it's just awful weather. I've heard it.
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Speaker 11: You go to the aquarium now, next time I'm there,
33:57
Speaker 11: I'm gonna be looking for this rare one legged way.
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Speaker 1: Okay, they don't have a one legged wail at the
34:03
Speaker 1: the aquarium. Okay, you sure anyone out in those rivers,
34:08
Speaker 1: maybe in the rivers down in the deep maybe in
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Speaker 1: the deep.
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Speaker 5: Man, Just what an educational journey?
34:13
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know I was on today.
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Speaker 6: It happens all thanks to Bob Ny the research guys.
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Speaker 1: Wow, Bobny the research guy. That's a great name for you. Yeah, okay,
34:24
Speaker 1: listen garage though, Mikey, I don't know know that. You know,
34:28
Speaker 1: I didn't start thinking about horses not having legs or
34:31
Speaker 1: you should offer a some type of bachelor degree me
34:35
Speaker 1: and you. Yeah, from Mars show. Let's get to another
34:38
Speaker 1: talkback message here.
34:39
Speaker 5: Hey, thank you Bob real quick. We've been talking a
34:43
Speaker 5: lot about horses having fingers and all which whatever.
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Speaker 1: You know, it's not whatever, though it's not disturbing. Nobody
34:52
Speaker 1: told us the truth this whole time, that they're not legs.
34:55
Speaker 1: Horses don't have legs. Why why? I guess it's a
34:59
Speaker 1: big deal they talk about. That's a big deal. This
35:01
Speaker 1: should be like one of the first things we learn.
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Speaker 5: That's mind blowing itself. But I had another thought. My
35:07
Speaker 5: uncle shoes horses.
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Speaker 1: Your uncle shoes horses, Okay, all.
35:13
Speaker 5: Right, for a living, he's a farrier.
35:15
Speaker 1: Is a fairier the official term for it. I didn't
35:18
Speaker 1: know that the people put the shoes on horses. The
35:20
Speaker 1: horseshoe people. They're they're farriers. Still learning. Okay, all right,
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Speaker 1: James Ferrier.
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Speaker 5: Does that mean that he's that was a weird horse manicurist?
35:28
Speaker 1: It does, Yeah, I think right, horse manicurists.
35:31
Speaker 5: Giving horses manicures exactly. I mean, that's fantastic. Happy birthday, Bob.
35:37
Speaker 1: Birthday, Thank you. Bob's birthday is New Year's Day. I
35:40
Speaker 1: think that's right if you're a person who deals with
35:43
Speaker 1: horseshoes horse manicures. Hey, by the way, we need their
35:47
Speaker 1: horse horse rings horseshoes, and we can't call them morshoes anymore.
35:51
Speaker 1: They're not on their feet, right body? Whoa oh body?
35:57
Speaker 1: Why do we call them horses shoes when they're not
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Speaker 1: on their feet? They should be called like horse gloves
36:04
Speaker 1: or something. Wow, horsnails. Why are we doing this? I
36:07
Speaker 1: don't know why we're doing this. Hey, let's get to
36:09
Speaker 1: the business at hand. Though. Buckle up, because we got
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Speaker 1: a big concert to give away right now. Pay close
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Speaker 1: attention here. It's a big one. They're a D and
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Speaker 1: me one of the biggest hardest tickets to get twenty
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Speaker 1: twenty six. We're giving away tickets today to go see
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Speaker 1: Olivia Rodrigo and the September at the Arena. You were
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Speaker 1: just telling me the second the secondary market prices on these.
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Speaker 1: I look this up through the roofs side stage obstructed
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Speaker 1: view where you don't even get to see like Olivia
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Speaker 1: like face, like head on right side of the stage.
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Speaker 3: Obstructed view, might touch a speaker or something blocking half
36:53
Speaker 3: the stage.
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Speaker 1: Three hundred and thirty dollars one ticket and you don't
36:57
Speaker 1: even really get a good view of the stage. It's yeah,
37:00
Speaker 1: gonna be a big couple shows. Noah CON's gonna be
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Speaker 1: playing a massive show at PNC Park on July third.
37:10
Speaker 1: Huh'd be nice if you could win some tickets to
37:13
Speaker 1: that show, right, no Con? I mean today, a Paara
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Speaker 1: Day in May, We're giving away Olivia Rodrigo tickets. You
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Speaker 1: send us a talk back message. Be nice if maybe
37:23
Speaker 1: one day this week around eight am we announced, Hey,
37:26
Speaker 1: you can win Noah conticts. That'd be a big deal.
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Speaker 1: Today's Olivia Rodrigo. I'm just saying, a Paara Day in
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Speaker 1: May eight am. For the rest of this week. Maybe
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Speaker 1: we got some Noah continents. Maybe maybe tomorrow we got
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Speaker 1: some and we got some good ones this week. Hey,
37:41
Speaker 1: it's on Mikey Bob the ninety six one Kiss Morning
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Speaker 1: Free Show. Let's get to a talkback message here, send
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Speaker 1: them through the free iHeartRadio app brought to us by
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Speaker 1: the Pavement group Miike and Bob. Now that we know
37:51
Speaker 1: horses have fingers and toes, yeah, here we go. We're
37:54
Speaker 1: back to horses again.
37:56
Speaker 5: All right, right, shouldn't horseshoes technically be called horse Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Because you put rings, I don't on your fingers and toes.
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Speaker 1: You don't put shoes. No, it's running fingers and toes.
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Speaker 1: So I think I think they should be called horse rings.
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Speaker 1: You know what this is. I don't even know if
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Speaker 1: horseshoes are a real thing anymore.
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Speaker 3: It's a long week, and I don't know if my
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Speaker 3: brain can process this on a first day back.
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Speaker 1: Okay, well let's get Let's get to our buddy George
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Speaker 1: here because he wants to tell us about whales.
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Speaker 12: Was going off fellows, Georgia. You're catching up on Friday
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Speaker 12: Morning his podcast.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's listening to Friday's podcast, which was when we
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Speaker 1: discovered about whales. Whales still have hip bones. Whales also
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Speaker 1: used to have legs and used to walk on land
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Speaker 1: and they still got hip bones. So watch out when
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Speaker 1: a whale starts popping it. You might have start dropping
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Speaker 1: it and just run away. Right these whales get back
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Speaker 1: on land, We're done for it.
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Speaker 12: All this talk about how whales used to have legs
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Speaker 12: and lived on land. Yeah, did you know that when
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Speaker 12: they lived on land, they only weighed about fifty to
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Speaker 12: one hundred pounds and they were about the size of
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Speaker 12: a dog or a wolf. Okay, I just y'all take
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Speaker 12: it easy.
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Speaker 1: I don't know a whale doll. Don't know. If I
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Speaker 1: can't take it easy, you take it easy, all right.
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Speaker 1: Just think about this, okay, think about evolution. Whales used
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Speaker 1: to walk on land and used to be like the
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Speaker 1: size of a dog. Couldn't you imagine seeing a walking
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Speaker 1: whale dog? Jesus.
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Speaker 3: Did they have dog tails or was like a big
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Speaker 3: floppy whale tail?
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Speaker 1: Due? Wow? What else?
39:23
Speaker 3: The whale scooting their ass like a dog scoots? Dude,
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Speaker 3: I don't know if I want to live in that time.
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Speaker 3: Freak out, itchy whale bottlele man.
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Speaker 1: Hey, you're not gonna believe this, but coming up next
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Speaker 1: around eight twenty five, Yeah, I'm going back to the
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Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Police scanner for the third time already this show.
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Speaker 1: I'm telling you the city had a weekend, busy weekend.
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Speaker 1: There's some nudity involved in this one, with somebody dragging
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Speaker 1: their ass like a whale crust and also a local McDonald's.
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Speaker 1: All right, Pittsburgh Police scanner coming up next on Kiss
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Speaker 1: one Kiss, Bob, it is time to once again go
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Speaker 1: to the Pittsburgh Police Scanner. Wow, I did not expect this.
40:36
Speaker 1: Maybe this is what happens when it's sort of a
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Speaker 1: rainy Memorial Day weekend going on. You know, yeah uh,
40:43
Speaker 1: maybe people were just in a bad mood. Didn't they
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Speaker 1: know how to act? Yeah? Yeah, wild wanting that sunshine
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Speaker 1: that never really came over the Memorial Day weekend. So
40:52
Speaker 1: time for us to check in once again with the
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Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Police Scanner. And this is the third time we've
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Speaker 1: done this on the show today already. But again their
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Speaker 1: webs pghdash scanner dot com. It's a couple of people
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Speaker 1: who just listened to the Pittsburgh Police Scanner report on
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Speaker 1: what is happening in and around our city. We go
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Speaker 1: to Knoxville, the McDonald's there on Brownsville Road. Callers said,
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Speaker 1: he's still a little drunk and apparently has an electric saw.
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Speaker 1: Called the police on himself. Callers said, he's a little drunk, yeah,
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Speaker 1: and apparently has an electric saw. So it does sound
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Speaker 1: like he called the cops when he was at the
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Speaker 1: McDonald's on Brownsville Road and said, hey, well, a little
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Speaker 1: bit drunker, thought McDonald's.
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Speaker 9: Wait, you're drunk. How do you know you're drunk? I
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Speaker 9: brought an electric saw to McDonald's and I don't know
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Speaker 9: how I got here. All right, man, we're gonna send
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Speaker 9: a cop car out your way. Also happening in and
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Speaker 9: around our city. We go to Homewood second have Flowers Street.
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Speaker 9: Caller says that a man is blocking a PRT bus
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Speaker 9: and is.
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Speaker 1: Strip dancing in the middle of the road. I'm not
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Speaker 1: sure that's how we pay for bus fares around here. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I don't think that's getting you on the bus anytime soon.
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Speaker 1: I mean, my boss, if I was a bus driver,
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Speaker 1: I'd be like, hey, hope, everybody on the bus ready
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Speaker 1: to party, because room for one more now boarding ladies
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Speaker 1: and gentlemen the street in front of us. I mean,
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Speaker 1: you already got the polls in there and everything like
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Speaker 1: that man seriously, he wants to pop that door open,
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Speaker 1: popping on the PRT man, you know, drow them dollars. Hey,
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Speaker 1: get on the street, get on this bus'd be pretty
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Speaker 1: messed up. Morning commute. You're on a commure, you're on
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Speaker 1: your way to work and answer for you this morning.
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Speaker 1: That's what's happening. A busy weekend in and around our city.
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Speaker 1: giving away Olivia Rodrigo tickets today. She's got two shows
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Speaker 13: My name is Julie Smith and from New Brighton, Pennsylvania,
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Speaker 1: What don't put bananas in my butt?
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Speaker 14: I sent it to y'all on Instagram. But no, many daughters,
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't have the kid going into school singing
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Speaker 1: In my back I don't know, might be singing that
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Speaker 1: And I say, I think that bringing the kids in
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Speaker 1: is unnecessary. It's probably AI anyway, I need the backing
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Speaker 1: track of the children seems unnecessary. Ninety six kiss. Keep
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Speaker 4: My name is Claire.
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Speaker 1: You can win Olivia Rodrigo tickets all right, let's get
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Speaker 1: to something something together. Right now, it's time to find
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Speaker 1: that what hell is this shit with Mikey and bad
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Speaker 1: I just saw it killed off a main character last
47:05
Speaker 1: night on the HBO show Euphoria. You know that like
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Speaker 1: Zendeia and Sydney Sweeney and Jacob LORDI around, they're all
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Speaker 1: super famous. Now yeah, I mean no spoilers. I guess well.
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Speaker 1: I tapped out in the middle of this season. I
47:19
Speaker 1: like was just like, this shows, this, this shows just
47:21
Speaker 1: why am I watching? That's one I've never watched. Yeah,
47:24
Speaker 1: it's I don't know. It was sort of shocking the
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Speaker 1: first season since like whoa high school kids at parties? Yeah,
47:31
Speaker 1: and now they're like it's creepy, creepy, creepy, we we weird.
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Speaker 1: So Euphoria we're on its last legs here and they
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Speaker 1: killed off main character. I won't spoil it for anybody.
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Speaker 1: Mandalorian and Grogu at the box office one hundred million domestically,
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Speaker 1: one hundred and sixty three million globally for Disney. I
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Speaker 1: think this weekend's gonna really determine, like, you know, if
47:56
Speaker 1: they can say, hey, this is a huge success. Star
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Speaker 1: Wars back in the theaters let's go. It's got to
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Speaker 1: come back again and make some more money. Yeah, like
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Speaker 1: the second weekend. You know you did your part. I
48:08
Speaker 1: did my part. I might go see it again. I
48:10
Speaker 1: always tell you about that, and I always lie. Now,
48:13
Speaker 1: can you bring your popcorn bucket back? I don't think
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Speaker 1: it's around too. I don't think it's a refi bucket.
48:18
Speaker 1: By the way, I wouldn't even bring my popcorn bucket
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Speaker 1: back because my grogu popcorn bucket now lives in the garage. Wow. Yeah,
48:27
Speaker 1: garage bucket. Yeah, a roach bucket. Oh, at least have
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Speaker 1: found a youth or bugs. Keep more bugs in there. Right.
48:35
Speaker 1: You see the Pope? Have I seen the Pope? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: You see what the Pope said? No, you say something wild?
48:41
Speaker 1: I mean he's the Pope, so he can say whatever
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Speaker 1: he wants. Yeah, he's God's right hand. Every everybody's supposed
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Speaker 1: to follow the Pope, right, Uh, like if they're Catholic.
48:50
Speaker 1: It's like, all right, I got to listen to this guy.
48:52
Speaker 1: I think that's how it works, right, Okay, what he say? Then,
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Speaker 1: Pope says AI should be disarmed man to avoid dominating humanity. Dude,
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Speaker 1: this is gonna be tough for super like your super
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Speaker 1: religious parents that always post the worst AI slop and
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Speaker 1: believe it on Facebook. You gotta tell you, gotta tell
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Speaker 1: your mom today. The Pope said, no, she's gonna have
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Speaker 1: to choose between AI or her religion. So the Pope said,
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Speaker 1: AI's bad for humanity and we should all stop. Yeah, yeah,
49:23
Speaker 1: that's what the Pope says, So hold on.
49:25
Speaker 3: The Pope's probably not wrong, Like I mean, for real,
49:28
Speaker 3: the Pope's probably.
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Speaker 1: Not wrong, probably not wrong. But I wonder if the
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Speaker 1: Pope saw like an AI video of him, maybe that's
49:36
Speaker 1: what it was. Maybe he saw like the Pope in
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Speaker 1: a WWE match and it's just like, I've never wrestled
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Speaker 1: in WrestleMania before. He's like, when did this happen? And
49:44
Speaker 1: they're like, hey, when you see you don't tell you
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Speaker 1: what technology is. Right now, AI is getting out of control,
49:50
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, listen, if I'm the head of
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Speaker 1: the Catholic Church, Bomas, whatever its up. You've got the
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Speaker 1: walkie talking to God. I gotta pour stop to this
49:59
Speaker 1: right now. So Pope's out on AI. He said, to
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Speaker 1: stop this AI. Let me ask you a question. If
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Speaker 1: you work with AI in your job, then can you
50:10
Speaker 1: be like, as against my religion. Oh wow, let's try
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Speaker 1: one today. It's just like, nah, I wonder what's gonna
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Speaker 1: happen if people start using that ri excuse, Like, oh,
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Speaker 1: you want me to do an AI like mock up
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Speaker 1: of this. Yeah, the Pope told me, I'm excused. It's
50:30
Speaker 1: like bringing in a note to class to excuse your
50:33
Speaker 1: FM class. I don't have to swim in gym class today?
50:37
Speaker 1: Why not? I got a rash? And also religion, I
50:41
Speaker 1: think religious reasons can get you out of using aion.
50:46
Speaker 1: Are two separate things? Well, yeah, I just I hated
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Speaker 1: swimming in high school. Man, I used to have in
50:51
Speaker 1: first period. It's just like that's the worst time to
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Speaker 1: have the worst. So I want to wake up in
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Speaker 1: the morning, go to school and do swim class, and
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Speaker 1: then have to go sit in the last for the
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Speaker 1: rest of it. No matter how much he tried to
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Speaker 1: showeries don't feel you smell like chlorina, don't feel right. Well,
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Speaker 1: we had George of the janitor who once almost blew
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Speaker 1: up the school because he was mixing chemicals. Why did
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Speaker 1: we put the janitor in charge of the chemicals in
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Speaker 1: the school pool? He did he had no idea. What
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Speaker 1: he was doing almost blew us all off one day.
51:20
Speaker 1: He shut the school down one day. Also, the American
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Speaker 1: Music Awards were on last night. I don't know BTS
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Speaker 1: was there, so they gave them Artist of the Year.
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Speaker 1: Now BTS just came back, though, how can we give them?
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Speaker 1: They showed up. That's true, It's all it takes with
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Speaker 1: Sabrina Man's best Friend, Album of the Year and Song
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Speaker 1: of the Year went to golden last night at the
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Speaker 1: American Music Awards. It's Kiss Morning Freak Show. Mike You
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Speaker 1: Mom apparent day in May. You can win Olivia Rodrigo
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Speaker 1: today Here on the station. It's Mikey and Bob the
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Speaker 1: be back at it tonight PNC Park Now Star Wars Night.
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Speaker 8: Not only that it's your last week dinner, is it
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Speaker 8: last new last week dinner, last week to get your
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Speaker 8: deck messages in, and then not only will somebody get
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Speaker 8: a brand new deck from Sly Deck and Fence, but
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Speaker 8: Me and Bob will come over and hang out on
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Speaker 11: Hey, Mike and Bob, it's Liz Rogan here entering the
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Speaker 11: Schly Deck and Fence contest. Okay, because our deck is
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Speaker 11: twenty years old, it's small it's wooden.
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Speaker 1: Wait she said it's small. Yeah, yeah, she did this.
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Speaker 11: Okay, small wooden there, and it's in desperate need of
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Speaker 11: an update.
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Speaker 5: So I would.
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Speaker 11: Love to win and it will be super fun. Okay
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Speaker 11: if there's a party on our.
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Speaker 1: Deck, Okay, I can't have a party there now. Small
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Speaker 1: Wood not gonna do that. We're not showing up for
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Speaker 1: small Wood. No, Sly would make that bigger. They know
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Speaker 1: what they're doing.
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Speaker 5: I'm Mike and Bob.
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Speaker 13: My name's Rosa Rout, and I'm applying for our family
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Speaker 13: to win a new deck built by Schly. Urt is
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Speaker 13: about one family of barbecue away from becoming a trap door.
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Speaker 5: For all of us.
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Speaker 1: All right, well, listen that that deck needs to get
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Speaker 1: fixed because me and Bob are bigger people. Okay, we
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Speaker 1: will make that a trap door, absolutely because.
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Speaker 13: It was not built up to code by the previous owner.
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Speaker 1: See that's what you get. You get yanky people in
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Speaker 1: there building the deck. I'm jagged just with his hammer
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Speaker 1: and nail putting up boards. Bop falls through your deck.
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Speaker 1: I don't know if we're ever going to see him again.
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Speaker 1: I fall through your deck. You're gonna see the top
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Speaker 1: of my head. Tell I'm a stick out. Okay, so
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Speaker 1: we gotta get that fixed.
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Speaker 13: And now that our almost two year old son wants
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Speaker 13: to spend every minute outside, oh yeah, his summer tradition
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Speaker 13: is not getting out splinters on this old wood deck.
54:42
Speaker 13: You love a space, safe space for him to play,
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Speaker 13: to drink some beers, and not to become the next
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Speaker 13: viral TikTok video of a crashing down deck.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you. And ghost dealers.
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Speaker 1: I don't like those videos people falling through decks. No,
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Speaker 1: I don't like them. It just makes me worried about
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Speaker 1: my own deck. Like you know, if it can happen
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Speaker 1: to them, it can happen to me too. All like
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Speaker 1: those videos at all? Dude, nice new deck is so
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Speaker 1: so awesome in this summer. It's so good in the summer. Well,
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Speaker 1: let me experience some of it. They'll invite me over
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Speaker 1: your house. You got a TV? Yeah, yeah, I know,
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Speaker 1: I've been over. I've been over one time to watch
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Speaker 1: that deck TV. Okay, I know shlide decking fens did
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Speaker 1: in number. You ain't got a pool anymore. I'm not
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Speaker 13: Hi, I kying Bob.
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Speaker 16: My name is Jen from Scott Township.
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Speaker 5: I'm a teacher. It's almost the end of the year.
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Speaker 16: Who anyhow, I would love to win Olivia Rodrigo tickets
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Speaker 16: for my eleven year old daughter Bella.
55:58
Speaker 5: She would love to go.
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Speaker 16: Her very first concert was Taylor Swift whenever she came
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Speaker 16: to repeat the experience for her and do something else
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Speaker 16: super fun.
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Speaker 5: I appreciate it.
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Speaker 1: I kind of feel bad for some of the parents
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Speaker 1: that took their kids to their first concert and it
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Speaker 1: was Taylor Swift Aristour, because I don't know if you'll
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Speaker 1: ever repeat that experience, having to live up to that. Nah. Like,
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Speaker 1: I love Olivia Rodrigo, but that ain't the airstore the
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Speaker 1: aristour was. I mean, that felt like it took over
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Speaker 1: the country in the world, you know, yeah, yeah, but yeah,
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Speaker 1: Olivia Rodrigo is gonna be a fun show and definitely
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Speaker 1: some passionate fans in there. We can tell because the
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Speaker 1: resale tickets are hundreds of dollars. All right, Have you
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Speaker 1: seen the clip of the comedian Chris Porter yet? Have
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Speaker 1: you been sent the catch up guy yet? The comedian? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: by dozens of Okay, so the same with I just
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Speaker 1: want to make sure we're on the same page here,
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Speaker 1: because I have gotten this from a lot. There's this
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Speaker 1: comedian Chris Porter. I don't know the connection to Pittsburgh.
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Speaker 1: I tried to look it up. It looks like he's
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Speaker 1: from Kansas and he's doing this in a comedy club,
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Speaker 1: not even here, it was in Denver. But he mentions
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Speaker 1: ketchup and then all this sudden bing that peaks everybody's
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Speaker 1: in their interests. It dos you're gonna talk about ketchup
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Speaker 1: in your stand up routine, all right, So a lot
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Speaker 1: of people set this clip in. I want ketchup made
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Speaker 1: by a giant corporation that was built on making ketchup.
57:36
Speaker 1: That's us, that's heines. Baby. You ever gone to someone's
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Speaker 1: house and they don't have heines and your immediate reactions,
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Speaker 1: you broke ass suns?
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Speaker 11: What are we doing?
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Speaker 1: I could have stopped and gotten as all real ketchup? Ye, no, no,
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Speaker 1: you had to let all your friends know that you've
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Speaker 1: hit hard times with your hunts ketchup. It's so good.
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Speaker 1: This guy has to have a tie to Pittsburgh right
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Speaker 1: doing the doing the ketchup. He's gotta have a tire.
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Speaker 3: So that and he mentioned of Pittsburgh or anything like
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Speaker 3: that's Pittsburgh related.
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Speaker 1: That ends up on the internet. People just send it
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Speaker 1: to us because you guys are just our producers. We
58:13
Speaker 1: should have a whole new segment of our show just
58:16
Speaker 1: called you guys see this yet? Because that's really so
58:20
Speaker 1: many of the messages past week. Yet it was that clip.
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Speaker 1: It was Halopino Hannah. Oh dude, Halopeno Hannah wrestling match
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Speaker 1: was unbelievable wrestling. So many people sent me clips of that.
58:30
Speaker 1: We're still trying to figure out how that became a thing,
58:33
Speaker 1: because I do the pirates really let Halopenno Hannah out
58:37
Speaker 1: to just backyard wrestle. I have no clue, no backstory
58:40
Speaker 1: that and dude, the Ross Park Disney Store, Oh, my god,
58:44
Speaker 1: this was a whole thing this weekend. We're sending me pictures.
58:47
Speaker 1: I guess they got Pittsburgh shirt. It's like, yeah, I
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Speaker 1: said to Bob, seen this yet? Yeah, okay, like that's
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Speaker 1: gonna like in the Mickey Mouse Pittsburgh shirt at the
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Speaker 1: Disney store at Ross Park Mall. Like that's gonna fit
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Speaker 1: either one of us. Right click on one of those
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Speaker 1: next thing. I know, I'm getting fed like Disney store stuff.
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Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah, they put people in like a queue
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Speaker 1: to get into that thing. I saw that. If you
59:07
Speaker 1: went there, they're like, oh, hey, you're not gonna be
59:09
Speaker 1: able to even get in the store today. There's too
59:11
Speaker 1: many people here. Why don't you come back to Sunday
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Speaker 1: at three thirty all at your shop here? Yeah, pretty wild. Hey,
59:18
Speaker 1: good for Disney and the Ross Park ball though. You know,
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Speaker 1: yeah that line the first day they opened over the weekend.
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Speaker 1: Yeah wild. It was stupid, right, but they good for
59:27
Speaker 1: anything that shows up online that is Pittsburgh related. As
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Speaker 1: you sent to us almost instantly, you see this. Do
59:33
Speaker 1: you see this? Yes? See this? Like it it's a
59:36
Speaker 1: new segment on the show. Yes see it? Yet? Week
59:40
Speaker 1: two of Steeler's OTAs are upon us. Will Hard Uh
59:49
Speaker 1: less happens at OTAs than even happens at training camp.
59:53
Speaker 1: So not a lot's gonna be going on. No, no, yeah,
59:56
Speaker 1: just hop Hey, can you break down with when five minutes?
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Speaker 14: Sure?
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Speaker 1: Less? How will Hard looks out there in shorts? Hope?
1:00:04
Speaker 1: Nobody pulls a butt cheeks something. By the way, speaking
1:00:07
Speaker 1: of butt cheeks, Bob, why don't you go ahead and
1:00:09
Speaker 1: name the podcast today? Just a great name. It is
1:00:12
Speaker 1: long droopy butt cheeks. Yeah, long droopy butt cheeks is
1:00:17
Speaker 1: the name of our podcast today. So you know, if
1:00:19
Speaker 1: you've been missing a new Mike and Bob episode because
1:00:22
Speaker 1: we were off yesterday for Memorial Day extended weekend, all
1:00:24
Speaker 1: of a sudden, peek a boo, get that notification on
1:00:28
Speaker 1: your phone. Long droopy but cheeks shows up. It's ready
1:00:31
Speaker 1: for you. It's ready for you. Bucco's back at it tonight,
1:00:34
Speaker 1: the taking on the Cubs six forty game. You gotta
1:00:36
Speaker 1: buy a special ticket tonight if you want the Grogu bobblehead.
1:00:39
Speaker 1: It's a little bobblehead of Grogu. He's like tossing a
1:00:41
Speaker 1: baseball up in the air. So, and by the way,
1:00:43
Speaker 1: the Pirates aren't the only team that's doing that. Like
1:00:46
Speaker 1: I've seen the Grogu bobblehead for other teams too, which
1:00:49
Speaker 1: like Disney sold the rights to Just yeah, I think
1:00:52
Speaker 1: like the Dodgers had one stuff. But gotta buy a
1:00:55
Speaker 1: special ticket. You can't just buy a regular ticket because
1:00:58
Speaker 1: you know, pirates trying to get MOI of course, yeah,
1:01:01
Speaker 1: man thany, So that's it for us. If you missed
1:01:04
Speaker 1: any show, and get caught up on the podcast. And
1:01:05
Speaker 1: by the way, Paraday in May again all throughout the
1:01:09
Speaker 1: day today, keep trying to win Olivia Rodrigo tickets. Send
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Speaker 1: us a talkback message through the free iHeartRadio app. And
1:01:15
Speaker 1: by the way, I already know who it's going to
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Speaker 1: be tomorrow. You're gonna want to listen around eight am
1:01:19
Speaker 1: because we got another big artist, another big Pittsburgh show.
1:01:22
Speaker 1: Another show. It's hard to get tickets for tomorrow morning.
1:01:26
Speaker 1: Find out around eight am. All right, that's it for us, right,
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