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- 0:00SPEAKER_13: Ladies and gentlemen, we ask that you please take your seats at this time as the program will begin momentarily.
- 0:06SPEAKER_13: Thank you.
- 0:14SPEAKER_13: Uplifting the airways, one dimple at a time.
- 0:18SPEAKER_13: It's time for the Demple Report.
- 0:22SPEAKER_13: News, laughs, and Dimplified Moments with your host, founder, and Chief Dumples Officer of National Doubles Day, Graceful Grady.
- 0:32SPEAKER_13: Remember, dimples are more than a trait.
- 0:35SPEAKER_13: They're a reason to celebrate.
- 0:38SPEAKER_13: Oh yeah!
- 1:03SPEAKER_15: Welcome back, Dimples Nation.
- 1:05SPEAKER_15: Quick question for you.
- 1:07SPEAKER_15: Have you ever noticed something amazing?
- 1:11SPEAKER_15: No matter where you look, sports, entertainment, television, music, or world events, somebody with dimples, a cleft chin, or another member of the Dimple family is always making headlines.
- 1:26SPEAKER_15: And that's exactly why every week we gather right here.
- 1:31SPEAKER_15: I'm Graceful Grady, founder of National Dimples Day, and this is the Dimple Report.
- 1:39SPEAKER_15: There's no need to waste any time.
- 1:42SPEAKER_15: Let's get started with what we call dimples in the headlines.
- 2:22SPEAKER_15: Get set.
- 2:24SPEAKER_15: Go.
- 2:26SPEAKER_15: Congratulations to Shikari Richardson, the dimpled speedster with also a cleft chin, open her 2026 season with a win at the LA Grand Prix by blazing to victory in 10.99 seconds.
- 2:44SPEAKER_15: Naturally, I immediately ran over to ask Shikari, what do you have to say for the Dimples Nation?
- 2:58SPEAKER_15: You know what?
- 3:00SPEAKER_15: Let's give her a minute.
- 3:01SPEAKER_15: We'll check back a little later.
- 3:07SPEAKER_15: Next up, the NBA draft was held Tuesday night.
- 3:12SPEAKER_15: Now, the top three picks didn't all have dimples, but dimples nation, we still got on the board with the third overall pick.
- 3:26SPEAKER_15: The Memphis Grizzlies selected Cameron Boozer out of Duke University.
- 3:33SPEAKER_15: And yes, Cameron is proudly representing the Clef Chin Division of the Devil's Nation.
- 3:41SPEAKER_15: Congratulations, Cameron.
- 3:43SPEAKER_15: We can't wait to watch your NBA journey.
- 3:50SPEAKER_15: Next up, Hollywood gave us one of the more interesting stories of the week.
- 3:54SPEAKER_15: Comedian Robbie Hoffman, owner of a very respectable Club Chin, admitted she had a bit of a meltdown after losing at the 2025 Emmy Awards.
- 4:07SPEAKER_15: Apparently, she was convinced she would take home the Trophy for Outstanding Guest Actress, but instead it went to her co-star.
- 4:16SPEAKER_15: Now listen, I've heard rumors that I might be in the running for the 2026 New Podcast of the Year Award.
- 4:24SPEAKER_15: That's like the Oscars, Best Male Actor Award, which, by the way, was won by Michael B.
- 4:31SPEAKER_15: Jordan.
- 4:33SPEAKER_09: Yes.
- 4:35SPEAKER_15: Calm down, ladies.
- 4:37SPEAKER_15: Anyway, if I lose, well, let's just say I won't be a happy camper.
- 4:47SPEAKER_15: And lastly, the FIFA World Cup.
- 4:50SPEAKER_15: At this point, they might as well rename it the World Cup of Dimples Domination.
- 4:57SPEAKER_15: Why?
- 4:58SPEAKER_15: Let's start with the founder of the World Cup himself, Jules Vermey, and that famous cleft chin.
- 5:06SPEAKER_15: Then you got Messi, sporting both dimples and a clef chin, continuing to add to his legendary gold total.
- 5:14SPEAKER_15: Then there's Mbappe, also with dimples and a clef chin, scoring goals like he's collecting trading cards.
- 5:21SPEAKER_15: One more.
- 5:22SPEAKER_15: 18-year-old Spanish sensational Laminha Mall, Clefchen, appearing in his first World Cup, made history by scoring Spain's first goal.
- 5:32SPEAKER_15: I'm starting to feel like the Energizer Bunny.
- 5:34SPEAKER_15: I can keep going and going and going, but for the sake of time, I'll stop there.
- 5:44SPEAKER_15: When we come back, we got a special treat for the Dimple's Nation.
- 5:55SPEAKER_08: Oh darling.
- 6:11SPEAKER_08: Those little dimples on your cheeks.
- 7:05SPEAKER_07: So don't be late before the night.
- 8:06SPEAKER_15: Now, before you start guessing, one Betty has been making people laugh so hard for decades that their bellies hurt.
- 8:13SPEAKER_15: The other Betty has been helping to fill bellies for generations.
- 8:17SPEAKER_15: One Betty gives us belly laughter, the other Betty makes sure our bellies are full.
- 8:22SPEAKER_15: And trust me, you don't want to miss either one.
- 8:26SPEAKER_15: You're listening to The Dimple Report, the official broadcast of National Dimples Day.
- 8:33SPEAKER_15: We will be right back after this message from the Dimple Store.
- 8:39SPEAKER_17: Cheek dimples, sweet and fine.
- 8:41SPEAKER_17: Shin so bold, that perfect line.
- 8:43SPEAKER_17: Back dimples, ooh, they shine.
- 8:45SPEAKER_17: Every curve, every smile, divine.
- 8:48SPEAKER_17: Confidence, that's the core.
- 8:50SPEAKER_17: Style in love we give you more.
- 8:52SPEAKER_17: Flaunch your dimples, they're a door.
- 8:54SPEAKER_17: Your charm at the dimple store.
- 8:56SPEAKER_17: Every dimple, every dimple deserves its shine.
- 9:00SPEAKER_17: The dimple stars a car.
- 9:10SPEAKER_15: Welcome back, Dimple's Nation.
- 9:12SPEAKER_15: Let's begin with the Betty responsible for all that belly laughter.
- 9:16SPEAKER_15: A television legend, a comedy icon, a woman whose smile, kindness, and adorable dimples won over generations of fans.
- 9:25SPEAKER_15: It's time for this week's Dimple Spotlight.
- 9:30SPEAKER_15: The one and only Betty White.
- 10:02SPEAKER_15: And for the Dimples Nation, she proudly represented those wonderful chick devils that appeared every time she flashed that unforgettable smile.
- 10:12SPEAKER_15: Betty's career spanned more than eight decades, making her one of the longest working entertainers in television history.
- 10:21SPEAKER_15: Many fans first fell in love with her as Sue Ann on The Mary Tyler Moore Show.
- 10:28SPEAKER_15: Others remember her as the sweet and hilarious Rose on The Golden Girls, a role that made her a television legend.
- 10:38SPEAKER_15: But what truly made Betty special wasn't just her talent, it was her warmth, kindness, and ability to make people laugh regardless of age.
- 10:49SPEAKER_15: She became a cultural icon, earning multiple Emmy Awards, a Grammy Award, and the admiration of generations of fans.
- 10:59SPEAKER_15: Let me tell you, even in her later years, Betty continued appearing in movies, television shows, and commercials, proving that humor, optimism, and a great smile never go out of style.
- 11:14SPEAKER_15: Speaking of commercials, go to YouTube and pull up Snickers 2010 Super Bowl commercial.
- 11:21SPEAKER_15: It's Betty at her best.
- 11:46SPEAKER_15: So I have a surprise for everyone that I think you will appreciate.
- 11:52SPEAKER_15: Betty White gave us decades of laughter, but sometimes the funniest moments happen when she messed up a line.
- 12:01SPEAKER_15: Those bloopers can leave you in stitches.
- 12:04SPEAKER_15: And let's just say they weren't always G-rated.
- 12:09SPEAKER_15: Here's a little taste of the Betty White we all loved.
- 12:14SPEAKER_16: Give me a vodka stinger.
- 12:22SPEAKER_16: You weren't right, I suppose.
- 12:56SPEAKER_16: No, the lesser public areas were right.
- 13:00SPEAKER_16: Once you go Blackberry.
- 13:11SPEAKER_15: Betty, Betty, Betty.
- 13:13SPEAKER_15: We will be right back.
- 13:14SPEAKER_15: But don't forget to grab a pen and a piece of paper.
- 13:17SPEAKER_15: You know what time it is.
- 13:19SPEAKER_15: It's trivia time.
- 13:22SPEAKER_10: Hi, cute dimples.
- 13:24SPEAKER_11: Is that your best pickup line?
- 13:26SPEAKER_10: No pickup line.
- 13:28SPEAKER_10: Just complimenting your dimples.
- 13:30SPEAKER_10: Did you know July 9th is National Dimples Day?
- 13:33SPEAKER_10: Really?
- 13:33SPEAKER_10: Yeah, they have a fun site and merchandise.
- 13:36SPEAKER_10: Check it out.
- 13:37SPEAKER_10: NationalDimplesday.com.
- 13:39SPEAKER_17: Hmm.
- 13:40SPEAKER_17: NationalDimplesday.com?
- 13:42SPEAKER_17: Got it.
- 13:43SPEAKER_10: May I uh buy you a cup of coffee?
- 13:45SPEAKER_10: I feel something brewing between us.
- 13:48SPEAKER_16: Sure.
- 13:52SPEAKER_15: Welcome back, Dimples Nation.
- 13:54SPEAKER_15: It's trivia time.
- 14:10SPEAKER_15: Question number one.
- 14:12SPEAKER_15: Which classic television series made Betty White famous for playing the lovely Rose?
- 14:21SPEAKER_15: A Cheers.
- 14:24SPEAKER_15: B.
- 14:25SPEAKER_15: The Golden Girls.
- 14:27SPEAKER_15: C MASH or D Designing Women.
- 14:39SPEAKER_14: The correct answer is the answer B.
- 14:44SPEAKER_15: The Golden Girls.
- 14:46SPEAKER_15: Question number two.
- 14:47SPEAKER_15: What animal charity cause was Betty White especially passionate about?
- 14:52SPEAKER_15: A horses.
- 14:55SPEAKER_15: B dolphins.
- 14:57SPEAKER_15: C Animal welfare and rescue.
- 15:00SPEAKER_15: Or D.
- 15:02SPEAKER_15: Birds.
- 15:08SPEAKER_14: The correct answer is the answer C.
- 15:13SPEAKER_15: Animal welfare and rescue.
- 15:16SPEAKER_15: Question number three.
- 15:18SPEAKER_15: Final question.
- 15:19SPEAKER_15: What feature made Betty White a proud member of the Dimples Nation?
- 15:25SPEAKER_15: Was it A.
- 15:26SPEAKER_15: A cleft chin?
- 15:29SPEAKER_15: B shoulder dimples?
- 15:32SPEAKER_15: C back dimples.
- 15:35SPEAKER_15: Or D.
- 15:36SPEAKER_15: Cheek dimples.
- 15:44SPEAKER_14: The correct answer is the answer D.
- 15:49SPEAKER_15: Cheek dimples.
- 15:52SPEAKER_15: Well, Dimbles Nation, if you aced all three trivia questions, give yourself a round of applause.
- 16:13SPEAKER_15: Now it's time for one of my favorite traditions here on the Dimple Report.
- 16:19SPEAKER_15: Every Dimple Spotlight ends with a song dedicated to our Dimple Spotlight member.
- 16:25SPEAKER_15: And this week I made a request to test out our musical group to include violins, a harp, some heavy metal, and house.
- 16:35SPEAKER_15: Let's see what they came up with for the wonderful Betty White.
- 16:40SPEAKER_15: Ladies and gentlemen, Dimpo Suave and the Dimplets.
- 16:46SPEAKER_15: Take it away.
- 16:56SPEAKER_05: From the Dimple Report.
- 16:59SPEAKER_02: Founded by Graceful Grady.
- 17:06SPEAKER_02: Founder of National Dimples Day.
- 17:10SPEAKER_14: Dimples Nation.
- 17:13SPEAKER_10: Get on your feet.
- 17:17SPEAKER_10: This one goes out to the Queen of Smiles.
- 17:21SPEAKER_10: Betty White.
- 17:30SPEAKER_00: Betty, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very.
- 18:08SPEAKER_02: Funny on Monday.
- 18:10SPEAKER_02: Funny on Tuesday.
- 18:12SPEAKER_02: Funny every single day of the week.
- 18:16SPEAKER_02: One little grin and the whole room smiles.
- 18:19SPEAKER_02: That's the power of those dimples on her cheeks.
- 18:24SPEAKER_02: And the haze.
- 19:34SPEAKER_02: Gold in the sky and that's the last field.
- 19:38SPEAKER_02: Golden girls, golden heart.
- 19:51SPEAKER_05: To the balls.
- 20:59SPEAKER_15: Dibbles Nation.
- 21:01SPEAKER_15: We will be right back.
- 21:03SPEAKER_11: I love everyone except a very specific group of people.
- 21:09SPEAKER_11: They make my my skin itch, irritate my soul.
- 21:14SPEAKER_11: It does all boil down to the fact that I'm hating, but it doesn't matter because I can't stand them.
- 21:20SPEAKER_11: And that group of people, those are people with dimples.
- 21:23SPEAKER_11: The first reason is when you're talking to a person, just having a regular conversation with a person with dimples.
- 21:28SPEAKER_11: They don't look you head-on.
- 21:29SPEAKER_11: They turn just enough for you to get a clear shot of the dimple.
- 21:33SPEAKER_11: There's no winning an argument with a person who has a dimple.
- 21:36SPEAKER_11: No matter what I say back, no matter even if I'm in tears, I'm always gonna be the bad guy because they look like cherub angels next to me.
- 21:44SPEAKER_15: Now, dimples Nation.
- 21:49SPEAKER_15: We celebrated a real life television legend.
- 21:53SPEAKER_15: But our next Betty never actually existed.
- 21:56SPEAKER_15: Yet somehow she became one of the most recognizable.
- 22:00SPEAKER_15: Women in America.
- 22:03SPEAKER_15: Calm down.
- 22:04SPEAKER_15: Her name is Betty Crocker.
- 22:09SPEAKER_02: Say what?
- 22:12SPEAKER_15: Betty Crocker was created in 1921 by a flower company to answer cooking questions from consumers.
- 22:19SPEAKER_15: The company wanted a kind voice people could trust, so they invented Betty Crocker.
- 22:26SPEAKER_15: Soon Betty became a radio personality, a cookbook author, a newspaper columnist, and eventually one of the most recognized names in American kitchens.
- 22:37SPEAKER_15: Over the years, artists created official portraits of Betty Crocker, one of the earliest versions used for radio promotions, featured a distinctive cleft chin, making her an honorary member of the Chin Dimple Division of the Diplos Nation.
- 22:56SPEAKER_15: Millions of Americans learned recipes, baking tips, and cooking techniques from a woman who never actually existed.
- 23:06SPEAKER_15: Now, that's quite a recipe for success.
- 23:09SPEAKER_15: From cake mixes to cookbooks, Betty Crocker became an American icon and proved that even fictional characters with a dimple can leap a very real legacy.
- 23:23SPEAKER_15: And that's why Betty Crocker earns this week's dimple drop.
- 23:30SPEAKER_15: Now it's time to slow things down for our halftime tradition.
- 23:35SPEAKER_15: You know what time it is.
- 23:38SPEAKER_15: It's poetry time.
- 23:54SPEAKER_06: Now it's dimple versus let the good vibes flow with graceful Granny on the mic so steady from the dimple report and the poetry's dimple reddy.
- 24:16SPEAKER_15: Dimple's Nation, let me grab my shades.
- 24:26SPEAKER_15: One smile, one famous name, one lit up TV, one built kitchen fame.
- 24:33SPEAKER_15: From cheek dimples shining to a cleft chin glow.
- 24:37SPEAKER_15: Double's Nation salutes them both before we go.
- 24:42SPEAKER_15: Oh yeah.
- 25:04SPEAKER_03: Yum Yum Yum fit it up, fit it up.
- 25:09SPEAKER_03: Yup yah yah yah yah Got them bugs, showing proud.
- 25:14SPEAKER_03: One dim bugs, say it loud.
- 25:16SPEAKER_03: Love them bugs, you'll be loaded on the dim report.
- 25:21SPEAKER_03: Come see the low grade for greedy on the mic.
- 25:25SPEAKER_03: On the road in the two I didn't mind, I didn't like to put that in the bookly forward.
- 25:48SPEAKER_03: That is a bummer forward.
- 25:49SPEAKER_03: We're not building the show.
- 25:54SPEAKER_03: That is a bummer forward.
- 25:56SPEAKER_03: Where's the money feel the show?
- 26:10SPEAKER_15: Welcome back, Dimblest Nation.
- 26:12SPEAKER_15: Now it's time to DMplify your watch list.
- 26:16SPEAKER_15: It's time for the segment I Call Film and TV Dimplified.
- 26:24SPEAKER_15: This week's recommendation is the Breakout Apple TV Plus hit Widow's Bay, directed by the incredibly talented Hero Marie, who proudly represents Dimple's Nation with his cheek dimples.
- 26:38SPEAKER_15: Talk about making a splash.
- 26:40SPEAKER_15: Widow's Bay has become one of the hottest television shows of 2026, earning a phenomenal 98% credit score on Rotten Tomatoes.
- 26:50SPEAKER_15: Congratulations to Hero Mori, another member of the Dimples Nation, is proving their dimples aren't just memorable.
- 26:58SPEAKER_15: They're directing some of the biggest hits on television.
- 27:03SPEAKER_15: We will be right back with everyone's favorite, my fantasy dimpled draftee.
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- 27:42SPEAKER_15: Welcome back, Dibbles Nation.
- 27:44SPEAKER_15: It's time again for everyone's favorite, my Fantasy Dimple Draftee.
- 27:52SPEAKER_15: This week's Fantasy Dimple Draftee is Olivia Miles of the Minnesota Lynx, proudly representing Dibbles Nation with our unmistakable cleft chin.
- 28:04SPEAKER_15: Now, you know how I do this.
- 28:06SPEAKER_15: I pick the player I believe is ready to have a breakout game.
- 28:10SPEAKER_15: And this week, my instincts are pointing to Olivia Miles.
- 28:15SPEAKER_15: I think she's gonna stuff the stat sheet with points, assists, and big plays as she normally does, especially when our teams need the most.
- 28:24SPEAKER_15: So, congratulations to Olivia.
- 28:27SPEAKER_15: You've officially been selected as this week's Fantasy Dimpled Draftee.
- 28:33SPEAKER_15: Now, before we take a break, I got one special announcement.
- 28:37SPEAKER_15: National Dimples Day is just around the corner on July 9th.
- 28:42SPEAKER_15: If you've been looking for a way to become part of Dimple History, this is your opportunity.
- 28:49SPEAKER_15: We're now inviting a limited number of supporters to join the Founders class of National Dimples Day.
- 28:58SPEAKER_15: As a founding member, you will receive top placement in the Founders Registry, permanent recognition on the National Dimples Day website, VIP access to future National Dimples Day events, and much, much more.
- 29:13SPEAKER_15: If you believe in celebrating smiles, confidence, and everything that makes Dimples Nation so special, we'd love to welcome you to the Founders class.
- 29:23SPEAKER_15: Visit the National Dimples Day website to learn more and reserve your place in Dimple history.
- 29:29SPEAKER_01: We will be right back.
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- 30:00SPEAKER_15: Alright, Dimples Nation.
- 30:01SPEAKER_15: That's it for today's episode of The Dimple Report.
- 30:05SPEAKER_15: And I want to say again, thank you for supporting the movement.
- 30:09SPEAKER_15: And to please subscribe on your favorite platform, share the episode with someone who loves dimples.
- 30:15SPEAKER_15: And of course, check out thedimplestore.com, the official store of National Dimples Day.
- 30:22SPEAKER_15: And please use the promo code DIMPLES and get 15% off on your purchase or purchases.
- 30:30SPEAKER_15: With that said, remember, dimples are more than a trait, they are a reason to celebrate.
- 30:37SPEAKER_15: Rico, take us out.
- 30:46SPEAKER_13: Thanks for listening to the Dimple Report.
- 30:49SPEAKER_13: Be sure to follow the show.
- 30:50SPEAKER_13: Visit us at national dimplesday.com and let someone know that dimples are more than a trait.
- 30:57SPEAKER_13: They're a reason to celebrate.
- 30:59SPEAKER_13: Until next time, Dimples Nation, be proud of those dimples.