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An Exciting New Beginning! Season 2 Episode 1 · The Steve & Jeff Show

• 0:04
  SPEAKER_03: Well, hey everybody.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_03: Welcome to the first episode of the exciting season two of the Steve and Jeff Show.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_03: I'm Steve.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm Jeff.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, Steve.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_03: Is that what you really look like?
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, Jeff.
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it is.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_03: My goodness.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_03: I it was only three months, but I you've you've gotten older.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_02: What happened?
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, a lot's happened over the summer.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_02: We'll get into that in a bit.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_02: But um, is this the first time that we are seen by our audience?
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_03: I think it is, Jeff.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_03: And I think it is because we're we're doing all kinds of new things.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_03: We're taking a new track, we're taking a new bend, taking a new road.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_03: We turned, we took a turn.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_03: That's a new turn, and it's a good turn, Jeff.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_03: And we're we're gonna talk more about that.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_03: But yes, I think this is the first time people are seeing us.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_03: So you get to see what we really look like, and what a disappointment that must be to our millions of fans.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_02: Well, and Steve, you know, I know this sounds weird, but I actually don't remember what you look like in general.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_02: When we did all those episodes, I wasn't, you know, really looking at you during that time.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_02: So now you're standing out, and I think you're quite handsome.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_03: Well, thank you, Jeff.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you, Jeff.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, the surgery has worked, and so I I think now it's now I I can be presentable here.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_03: So it's it's it's very good to hear that reinforcement, Jeff.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_03: And you know, Jeff, season two.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_03: Many thought we wouldn't last one year, but we lasted a year, and now we're starting year two, starting season two, an exciting new development.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_03: Season two, you know, most shows when they start the new season, they have that recap.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_03: They say, like last season on, whatever the name of the show is, you know.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_03: And I thought we're a real show, so we need to do that recap.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_03: I'd like to play a little recap of season one for those who missed it.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_03: And kind of like some of the shows do, you know, hey, if you missed it, what were you so busy doing?
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_03: Why weren't you listening to this?
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_03: Look, I got a lot of stuff going on, and I listen to every show.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_03: Come on, where were you, right?
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_03: You are so right now.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_02: Steve, are we gonna hear this or are we gonna see it?
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, you're gonna see it.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_03: So for our video viewers, this this will be won't be that entertaining, but for our audio people, this will be a treat.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_03: So, Jeff, here's our season one recap last season on the Steve and Jeff Show.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_00: I I still can't believe you recorded our session.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_00: That's a severe breach of trust.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_02: As long as I can get a lot of drugs, I pretty much do whatever you want to me.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_03: Someday, someday, someday, someday at smoking US 30 Cathedral.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_00: I I'm still baffled by the notion that you claim to be from the future.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, when I first started there, you could find Dion Warwick Dutton Blow in the back room.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_03: It's not just good, it's fucking good.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck they're tombstones, okay?
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_03: You're gonna be under the damn grave, okay?
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_03: Forever.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_03: He said that our comedy was what he called comedy extrano.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_03: You know, Jeff, I'm I'm from the future, as you know.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_03: Can I call you mom too?
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_00: It makes me a little uncomfortable.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_03: Dr.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_03: E or Dr.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_03: A?
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, your dad and my mom.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_00: Stevie, you're gonna have a brother.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_00: Don't overthink it, Stevie.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_00: Don't overthink it.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_03: You know, you gotta be ready, you gotta be prepared.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_03: Things are happening, things are moving, things are growing, things are developing, things are coming out of things I didn't know had things to come out of, but I digress.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, uh, I'm getting an answer here.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, Glass here, let me tap in.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_02: Is my dad here?
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, not that one.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_03: Uh Jeff, we have got a repeat sponsor tonight.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_02: Wonderful.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_00: One man, then another, then my sister, then another.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_00: Chloe, you signed up for another Pilates class.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_00: Chloe, why are you wearing fingerless gloves?
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_00: Chloe, are you studying Kabbalah?
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_03: He said that our comedy was Nischtvermir.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_00: We're bros.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_00: We're brad.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_03: I know we were bros.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_01: You know, as far as loads, Steve, yours is the biggest.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_03: I have the biggest load.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_03: Dad.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_01: It has been like years, son.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_01: This has been one of the best days of my life.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_03: And see, everyone, that's what you missed last year.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_03: And we have, Jeff, we've got even more fun than that, which is hard to believe, hard to package, hard to picture.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_03: But we've got more fun than that this year.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_02: You know what's weird is I don't remember any of that.
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, are you sure that was our show?
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_03: Well, no, I mean, but it it it's nice clips, isn't it?
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, those are funny clips, right?
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_03: So, yeah, I whether it's ours or not, you know, comedy is really just out there for everyone.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_03: It's just it's part of the public domain and it's just available to people.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_02: True.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_02: And you know, Steve, the other thing, I again I'm a little disoriented.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_02: We, you know, this is new stuff.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_02: We haven't done any of this before, but I'm just realizing that you're the person in the upper left hand side.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_02: I thought you were the person in the bottom center, and I was gonna say, Steve, I don't recognize you.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, no, no.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_03: No, I'm in fact, everyone's Zoom is a little different.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_03: Zoom is kind of like personalities, you know, everybody's a little bit different.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_03: See, in mine, I'm on the upper right, and you're on the upper left.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, oh, I see.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_03: So now we do have someone in the center.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_03: That's not me in the center, that's not you in the center, is it?
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_03: Because when you talk, that nothing happens on that one.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm I'm thinking that's not you.
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_03: We'll get to that, Jeff.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_03: That's part of the exciting new trend for CISA two.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_03: I gotta tell you, that's very part of the trend.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_03: But but Jeff, before that, this this break we took, this hiatus, it was nice to get away for a little bit, wasn't it, Jeff?
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_03: It was it was kind of like a retreat, like a renewal, like a restart, like a reincarnation, almost like a recoil.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_02: It was re-something, I'm sure.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_02: And you know, you know, Steve, um, we talked during our break that we were going to be on camera this year.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_02: So, you know, step forward.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_02: And so I don't know what was important during your summer vacation, but I'll tell you, probably the cornerstone for me was that as you can tell, I don't have Jennifer Aniston's nose anymore.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_03: You do not.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_03: I was going to say you look very non-Anistine and Anistinian.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_02: Uh yes, I am too, yeah.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_03: And you got your old nose back too.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_02: I actually live in Israel.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_02: So um but but my point of that is that I can't believe I saved the nose.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_02: You know, usually when you have surgery, they put they put it away somewhere.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if they dispose of it.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_03: I think it goes to landfills.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_03: I think it I think they test it and then it goes to a land, it goes, it's like a medical landfill.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_03: I've driven past places to say warning, medical landfill.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_03: I think that's where like your nose probably went there.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_03: And they probably sent it back, Jeff.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_02: It's probably back and uh I put it on myself.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know, you know, if it's on the right way, but the nostrils are pointing the right way.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_03: I know that you did your own nose restoration surgery.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_02: Well, Doc, you know, when he did the surgery, he had these clips that I didn't realize that actually hold the nose in place.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_02: They they really are just little toggle switches.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_02: You know, you just you pop them off and the nose comes off, and you can put the you can put anything on the I could put a circus clown nose if I wanted, you know, if I wanted to get rid of the nose and just have the round ball, it would actually attach to anything, so which probably explains a little bit why I was having trouble breathing.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_02: Because you know, it wasn't a real solid, secure thing.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_02: So I think I attached it pretty good.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_02: I put some blue in there.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think it's gonna come off.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_03: He did the surgery at a red roof inn.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_03: So I mean, come on, you know, really I know it was the best.
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_03: And interestingly, interestingly enough, Jeff, we've got one of the shows that we're gonna do in a few weeks is is about self-surgery.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_03: So you're you're gonna be you're gonna be great on on that show.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_02: Now you're not the guest, we've got another guest, but yeah, you're gonna so for me, that was the big the best part of the my summer.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_02: What about for you?
• 7:49
  SPEAKER_03: Do you do what for me?
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I think I did all kinds of cool stuff first.
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_03: Before I tell you what I did, I gotta tell you what my mom did, you know, as we heard in that recap, you know.
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_02: Your mom did.
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_03: My my well, she did a bunch of stuff.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_03: I gotta tell you, she's got but you know, my 90-year-old mom had a baby this summer.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_03: Some said it couldn't be done, but there it was.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_03: She had June 21st on that summer solstice.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_03: She gave birth to.
• 8:13
  SPEAKER_03: Now, I know she said that I was gonna have a brother, but you know, it's my mom.
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_03: I think she was doing a little vodka with the ultrasound, you know.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think you know, so I think she read it wrong, or I you know, heard wrong.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_03: She had a little girl, but you know, now hello girl, June 21st.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_03: And so I got a little niece, a little well, a little sister, I guess it is, because yeah, that's my mom.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_03: So let me think.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_03: That'd be sister, yeah.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_03: And and you know what my mom did.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, she's so she's so sweet, you know.
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_03: Now, some people say she just is a drunk, but no, no, she is so sweet, she's a very sweet drunk.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_03: Because here's what she did she named that little girl Stevie after Stevie Nix, yeah, but also you know, because she's new, maybe she's old and she drinks a lot, and she can only keep track of a very limited range of names.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_03: So she said, Well, Stevie, okay, I got that one.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, you're Stevie now.
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_03: So I got a little sister Stevie.
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_03: How's that?
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_03: That's pretty cool, huh?
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_03: Steve?
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_03: Stevie, Steve.
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, uh as you recall, the guy who impregnated her was my dad.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_02: Well, that's right.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_02: Well, well, it was your dad that was in prison.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_02: So it was the faux dad.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_02: She's kind of my sister, too.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_03: Well, she's like your faux sister.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_03: Well, speaking of dad, uh, you know, I I was reading, I was reading about your real dad, you know, that we had him on the last show of the season.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_03: God finally found your real dad, and lo and behold, I think he's I think he's back in Stateville again, from what I've heard.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_03: That's sorry to say.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_02: He'll get he'll be out soon.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_02: I'm hoping he'll be out before the end of the season.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sure a lot of the audience would like to get a look at him.
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_02: And you know, we have the mug shot.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_02: We maybe we can put that up sometime.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_03: And you know, the whole thing with the fundraising and the church coin and the the fake religion, I think I think that was too much.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_03: I think somehow that might have violated his parole.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know, but I think maybe it did, you know.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_03: So we'll get him back on here soon.
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_03: So, but oh Jeff, in addition to the birth of a new little sister and faux sister for you, I kept I repeatedly took an IQ test this summer because you know, some people would that had listened to season one said, I think there's something a little strange, a little wrong, a little not normal, a little abnormal, a little less than zero about him.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_03: And so I took this IQ test.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_03: I really I studied a lot for it, and I took it several times, and I didn't quite get a hundred, but I'm gonna I'm gonna get a perfect score of a hundred next time.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_03: I tell you, I'm ready.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, it's very close, very close.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_03: I'm very proud of you, Steve.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_03: That's just about there, you know.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, uh the only other thing that happened in my life was Kathy and I started a new business.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_02: Well, we don't haven't exactly started it yet, but we're in the process of starting it.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_02: We don't have a name for it, but basically, you know how everyone loves puppies and they love the breath of puppies, you know, breath is great, and usually there's a letdown better than old dog breath.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_02: Old dog breath is yeah, you know, usually puppies is it's kind of cute.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you know, yeah.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_02: You know, kind of like your children, you know, like how they're really cute when they're infants, and then as they get older, they become less cute.
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_02: So what Kathy and I came up with was renting out puppies for people for like weekends or for possibly a week.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_02: So the idea is that you know you get your puppy, you play with it for a couple days, you're probably up all night, you want to give it back, you give it back, and then they resell them as used puppies.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_03: Brilliant.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_03: That is a brilliant idea.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_03: Because that way, you know, when you buy one of those puppies, then you don't have to worry about all the paper training and all that because it's already happened.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_03: You just play with the dog, Monday comes around.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, take the doggy back, you know.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_03: Nothing wrong with that.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_03: That is that's what a brilliant idea.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm planning on launching that this year.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_02: I'll I'll give I'll give you guys an update or or you an update as as we go.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_02: And Steve, again, there is another person on this screen, and I was just wondering, is this our daughter?
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_02: Is this Stevie?
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, Stevie is only like three months old, you know.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_03: So Stevie, no, Stevie's not on TV yet.
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, she's a very cute little girl, doesn't really look like my mom or your faux dad.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not sure where she came from, tell you the truth.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_03: But she's a very cute little girl, my little sister, you know, who would have thought at my age I'd have a baby sister.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, I mean, come on, right?
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_03: But and me too, sort of, well, and and uh you'd have a faux sister, because I mean how many people how many people have a faux sister?
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, that's that's kind of cool, that's unique, that's different, you know.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_02: She goes, I have a ho, I have a ho sister.
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, and now I have a faux sister.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there you go.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_03: It kind of balances out ho and fo, you know.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_03: That's that's gonna be, you know, when Christmas comes around, you're gonna be glad you got them both.
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_03: You know, ho ho ho fo, you know.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, that's that's gonna be yeah, you're gonna be all all over that.
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_03: But but but I digress.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_03: See, we're we're back to the old ways, aren't we, Jeff?
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_03: But we are Jeff, the yes, we do have someone else and our audio people.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_03: See, this is so cool because we got some that'll be on video, and we got some that'll be on audio, and the audio people have no idea until we told them that there's somebody else on the screen.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_03: But the video people have been saying, What's going on with that?
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_03: Who's that?
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_03: Why why are they just you know, they haven't said anything about that?
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_03: Well, we're going to, yes, Jeff.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_03: Part of our season two is we're going in new directions.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_03: We're going, we're boldly going where no podcast has gone before.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_03: We are staking out new territory.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_03: We are gonna catch that, you know, no names, but you know the guy, right?
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_03: The podcast guy.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_02: We're gonna wrestle away his audience.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_03: We are going to MMM amaze all his people, and he is yeah, that comedian MMA guy.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_03: But but I digress.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_03: Part of that is we now have somebody that's going to work with us to to get that that attention, get that recognition, to get that place in the sun, if you will.
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_03: And that's who that is.
• 14:11
  SPEAKER_03: She's on the show tonight.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_03: Say hello to Chelsea.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, Chelsea.
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, see, she listens to the show.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_03: See, why don't you?
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_03: You should too, right?
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_03: She did.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_03: Chelsea, welcome to the show.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_03: And welcome to the welcome to the family.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_03: Because you know, if you can have a faux sister, you can be my faux sister.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I why not?
• 14:35
  SPEAKER_04: Faux cousin.
• 14:35
  SPEAKER_03: You know, Chelsea, I'm just so excited about some of the stuff that you're gonna be doing for us.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_03: That maybe tell us a little bit about some of the stuff that that we have planned for this year that that Chelsea's gonna do.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_04: All right, let's see.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_04: First, we're gonna come up with a new logo to push out there in the world, bring your podcast to life through social media.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_03: Absolutely, yes.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_03: You know, I've heard about this social media.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_03: I I've heard about social media, it's just I'm I'm so antisocial that I I I didn't go.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, are those your quotes in Instagram?
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_03: Instagram, yeah.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Instagrammable.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, wow.
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_02: Just for the record, Chelsea.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_02: For those who don't remember, you were Frazier on TV.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_02: So I think she was, yes.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, love that show.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_02: Great in reruns, too.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_02: It's still funny.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_02: I okay, be completely honest.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_02: I never watched the show, but I used to watch Cheers, and I know you were on Cheers as well.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_02: So welcome.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I also had my plastic surgery done at our red roof and wow.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_03: That's why this is gonna work out so well because we you know, we we we we surge at the same place, so to speak.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_03: Oh and we've got we've got a lot more to talk about.
• 15:49
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• 15:54
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• 15:57
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• 16:12
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• 16:14
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• 16:22
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• 17:49
  SPEAKER_03: But I digress.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_03: So, Chelsea, tell us a little more about some of the directions that we're gonna go here this year.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_03: I know social media, but we're gonna be doing we're gonna keep doing this dynamic loved my millions podcast.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_03: But we're gonna start doing some other interesting stuff too, aren't we?
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we're gonna do um a whole website refresh.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_04: And then we'll also be doing some it's so refreshing videos.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_03: Wow, wow, did you see my reaction to that?
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_03: Do you need do you need like do you think really good?
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_03: Do you need like reflexes?
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_03: I think you need reflexes to do a reaction video, don't you?
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I don't know.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_04: So basically, just reacting to videos.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_04: Not really sure what direction videos were gonna go.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_04: I'm sure you guys have something in mind, but that will be also something that we'll be showing the audience behind the scenes.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_03: Cool.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, how how the gears work, how the mechanisms work, how the watch is made.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_03: That's what's so interesting about all this, isn't it?
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_03: You know, that's and that's really what what people want to see, don't they?
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_03: Totally.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_02: You know, as far as what we're gonna be talking about or reacting to, we're all about comedy.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I don't know if you do that, but that's what this show is about.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_02: And I think, Steve, I think you and I are are kind of if I would say experts in comedy.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_03: Um, I would agree.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_03: We are comedy pros, comedy experts, comedy mavens, one would even say, if I can borrow some Yiddish.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_02: Well, please do, but put it back when you're done.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_03: If nobody else is using it, I may as well.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_02: Just put it next to the Latin and the Gaelic.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_03: I will, yeah.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_02: When you're done using it.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_03: See, my three my three favorite languages, and nobody cares.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_03: Nobody cares about any of them, right?
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_02: So I think we're gonna be focusing on comedy a little bit, but not like your basic, you know, here, I'll get a lot of clicks because I mentioned somebody famous.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_02: I was gonna say Bob Hope, but then that shows my age.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_02: So, but uh you know.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_03: So you wouldn't get a lot of clicks for Bob Hope.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_02: You would not get a lot of clicks for Bob Hope.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_02: So, but we're gonna be sharing people that nobody's ever heard of before.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_02: Ernie Kovex, you would get a lot of clicks.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_03: Ernie Kovex, you would get a lot of clicks because everybody knows who he was.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_02: Phil Silvers was my favorite.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, Phil Silvers.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, absolutely.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, he's great.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_02: Ironically, ironically, I go and I watch these reaction videos, and they're infatuated with Abbott and Costello and all these really old performers, and I was like, God, I said that's really cool.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_02: And then I realized they're targeting me for who I think is funny.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_03: Well, and even Abbott and Costello is even old for us, and we're old, and we're old.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_02: Where were we?
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I think you're in Chicago.
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_03: I'm in oh, you mean in the show?
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_02: Oh where are you, Chelsea?
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_02: Where are you?
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_02: You know, you're the first producer that's willing to give their last name.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_04: Um, Chicago.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_04: Why are people not gonna give their last names?
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_04: They don't want to be identified.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_03: I'm proud of didn't want to be part of it, you know, kind of was was a little ashamed, I think.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_04: Well, we're gonna be the three best friends.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_03: We are indeed, yes.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_03: And we are going to produce the best funniest podcast and reaction video, and we're gonna have we're gonna do a YouTube channel, right?
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, YouTube, gonna get you guys on TikTok.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you guys talk amongst yourselves for a second.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_02: My wife just came in.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_02: I want her to see you, Chelsea.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_03: So okay, wow, yeah.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_03: Now that we're now that everyone's all on video, isn't this so cool and modern?
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my goodness.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_03: I think I could get that hundred on that IQ test if I knew about this.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_03: See hey Kathy, how you doing?
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, hey, how are you?
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_04: So maybe it might change though.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_04: New season, no new show.
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_03: It could be.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_03: It's a whole new a whole new way of thinking.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_03: I always love to turn people over because sometimes good things happen, you know.
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I don't know.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_03: And I, you know, I just I you know, when I hear something like that, I just I just I just have to do it.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_03: It's a compulsion, it's a it's a tick, it's a tick tock.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_03: And maybe that's why we're going to be on TikTok, right?
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_03: Because I got this tick, you know, that I just got to do it.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_02: And you know, the other thing is we have a loyal audience who only wants it the way we've always done it.
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_02: So, Chelsea, there's a little bit of a challenge for you to not disappoint them, similar to when you started Frasier after Cheers.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I mean, a lot of people said Fraser's not gonna work, people are sick of the character.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_02: And yes, we were.
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_02: And he was highbrow, and nobody liked that part of him either.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_02: But for some reason, he was fairly popular, like this wrestling guy I know who does podcasts.
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_02: So, but anyways, Chelsea, yeah, that's that's gonna be on you.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no pressure, no pressure though.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_04: No pressure, no pressure.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_02: No pressure.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_02: But if this show is the best you can do, Chelsea, then we're we might be in trouble.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_03: So hey, well, you know, though, keep in mind.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_04: We just started, you know.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_03: Keep in mind, keep in mind when when you when you spun off and nobody liked your character after Cheers, you spun off.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_03: You did another 15 years or so on TV.
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_04: So you know, somebody must have watched, but I was on Housewives also.
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_03: Oh wow, there you go.
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_04: You're on what Housewives of Orange County.
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I didn't know that.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_03: Wow, right?
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't know Chicago was in Orange County.
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_03: Wow, that's so see.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_03: I was learning all this.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_04: My IQ test is gonna be smooth.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, oh, okay.
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_03: So I shouldn't confuse that for my IQ test.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_03: Chicago's not in Orange County, okay.
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_03: All right, I thought it was a lot farther from LA than that.
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_03: You know, of course, of course, you know, with traffic, it takes a long time to get to LA from Orange County, so maybe I don't know.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_03: I thought Chicago, maybe it is.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I am just so excited about this season to come.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_03: And we've got some great guests, we've got a couple of shows that are coming soon, and then we got we got a lot more that'll be scheduled, and then we're we're gonna be everywhere.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_03: We're gonna be so many places, people can't ignore us, which is exactly what I wanted because those punks have been ignoring us, and now they can't.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_03: See, we're gonna be right in front of them.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_03: They can't ignore us, yeah.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, see, that's right.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_02: You know, you just cannot ignore us anymore.
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_02: I should that be our theme for this year, you can't ignore us anymore.
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_03: How about look, you hate us, but we're here.
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_03: I like that one too.
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_04: Or wait, what is the the state slogan for Nebraska?
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_04: Is Oh, it's not for everyone, it's not for everyone.
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_03: In fact, in fact, we had we had Nebraska Tourism run an ad, and their ad was it's not for anyone.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_03: Nebraska is not for anyone, really.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, it really isn't, you know.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_03: I mean that's why there's all that empty space, because you know, there's no way to stay, right?
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_03: You know, there you go.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_02: But uh I I'm very excited too.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_02: And Chelsea, I think you're gonna do an amazing job.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_02: Feel free to come on the show anytime you want.
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, um, because you're the producer and you pretty much can do whatever you want.
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_03: We'll just see see, I like those shows.
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_03: It's it's like Gary Chandling, you know, we got the producer on the show, and the Gary Chandling show was hilarious.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, that was a great show, and so we're kind of we're kind of going in that that track, you know.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, it would be fun if you guys were filming and I'd just like pop in every single week.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that that sounds cool.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_03: Like, hey that's gonna get us banned in Bulgaria.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_03: So you know, you know, you just lost all of China.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_03: Don't you can't say that.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_04: Your numbers went from 10 down to five.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_03: 10 to 5, yeah.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_03: They listen.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_03: Well, no, 10 to 5.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_03: That's the hours they listen.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_03: They start in the morning, you know, they they have coffee and stuff first, and they they make an appearance at work, and then they leave, and then they go listen to the show, and then they listen 10 to 5.
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_03: And the five, they go back and you know make an appearance at the end.
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_02: It's kind of nice.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_02: For full disclosure, yes, there were 10 people listening, but some of them were listening more than once, right?
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_03: So there's really exactly and in some of those in at least one of those listens, there was somebody else in the room.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_03: So really, I think you could I think you could say we got listened to by 11, I think would be fair.
• 26:07
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, 11, maybe 12.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_03: Who knows?
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, we don't know about the other rooms.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, there are a lot of rooms.
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_04: Are we counting pets?
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_03: Pets, oh, the entire pet market.
• 26:19
  SPEAKER_03: My gosh.
• 26:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, here with your with your puppy business, this could be this could be a whole boom for you.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_03: You get you'd rent puppies that listen to the show.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_03: There you go.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_03: They would bark until the their renters put the show on.
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_03: I like this, yeah.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_04: We're growing already, yeah.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_02: And now that we're adding animals, maybe PETA would like to sponsor us because you know the puppy thing going.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_03: A little high in carbs and it's it's kind of Middle Eastern.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know that we oh, you mean oh no, oh, oh no, okay.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_03: No, you mean the other one, not PETA, but PETA.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay, yeah.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_03: No, I got that.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_03: No, I meant the sandwich.
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_03: The sandwich, okay.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_03: Well, yeah, the sandwich, it's a tasty little sandwich.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's kind of nice, kind of nice.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you know, guys, we are about to run out of time here, and it's I the season went by so fast, Steve.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_03: I know, and we're almost ready for that season.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_03: Almost ready for that season three opener, you know, and the season three opener is going to be killer, but people, you want to be around for our episode two, where we start bringing in guests back in and doing doing it in front of you.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_03: It's it's like those restaurants where you can see through to the kitchen, you know, and sometimes you wish you you didn't see through to the kitchen, you know what I mean?
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_03: But that's like you can see through, and some of our viewers probably wish they couldn't see us, but here we are.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_03: You don't like us, but we're here.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_02: I love that.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_03: Chelsea, you came up with that.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_02: It's a game changer.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_03: It is, it is.
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_03: It is so different.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_03: Well, guys, listen, we are we're gonna get kicked out of eccentric Lady Land Studios here, but you know, oh, oh, you know something else interesting that happened this summer?
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_03: What eccentric Lady Land Studios got rid of that engineer?
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_03: He's gone.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know if you know he's not here.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_03: Really?
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, look over there, he's not here.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_02: Amazing.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_02: Do we not need him anymore?
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_03: Or that's a guy I never liked.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_03: No, they got some they got some other guy doing it there.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_03: He's looks like he's asleep, but I I know he's like focusing.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_03: I think he meditates, or I don't know, yoga, I whatever.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_02: He kept saying to me, I I know when we were talking offline, he was like, you know, you should get like uh commercials from that oop parie product.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_02: Wow, and I'm like, I don't know if that makes a lot of sense.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_02: Chelsea, what do you think?
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_02: You feel like there's a market for that?
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_02: I think I don't know exactly how it works.
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_03: I think we're at the tail end of that market, though.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, are you pooping a lot in public places?
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_02: Not for free, not not not lately.
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_02: No, when we're famous, people are gonna pay to see that.
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_04: Let's make a great reaction video, guys.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_03: Guys, they are gonna kick us out.
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_03: So we will we will be back.
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_03: I'll see you, Jeff.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_03: I'll see you, Chelsea.