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Charlie got pissed on · F*ck Off Fridays

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SPEAKER_01: Welcome back to Fuck Off Fridays with your girl Liv and your girl Charlie.
0:08
SPEAKER_01: Coming up this week, we have your resident fuck-off of the week.
0:12
SPEAKER_01: And a brain-breaking poll.
0:14
SPEAKER_02: And we talk about Sydney Sweeney's big balls.
0:17
SPEAKER_01: Oofed.
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SPEAKER_01: So grab yourself a beverage, sit down, give us a listen, and off we go.
0:27
SPEAKER_02: Okay, what are you loving this week?
0:29
SPEAKER_02: So following our episode with Lulu, Lulu's Sunnox, Scotsworth Sex Therapist, obviously a lot of the clips have have gone viral on social media, which is great.
0:39
SPEAKER_02: People are loving it.
0:40
SPEAKER_02: However, what's the the best thing is, I don't know if you've noticed, I've had quite a few swingers follow me.
0:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
0:47
SPEAKER_02: Which means they're following the podcast too.
0:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
0:49
SPEAKER_01: Swingers, all sorts.
0:51
SPEAKER_02: So if you're a swinger and you're listening and you want to come and sit on this couch and be interviewed by us, slide into our DMs.
0:57
SPEAKER_02: Honestly, I'm interested.
0:59
SPEAKER_02: I'm interested.
1:00
SPEAKER_02: I'm intrigued.
1:01
SPEAKER_02: My ears are pricked.
1:03
SPEAKER_02: Um, the other thing I've really enjoyed is in the comment section, all the men that think that they are sex therapists and experts.
1:11
SPEAKER_01: Oh I woke up this morning and I think there was one around the ones I hate are the ones that are like, oh, this is just a healthy marriage.
1:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:23
SPEAKER_01: But also the ones that are like, oh, CNC is free use.
1:26
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:26
SPEAKER_01: No, it fucking isn't.
1:28
SPEAKER_01: Shut your fucking gobs.
1:30
SPEAKER_01: So there's literally an expert there who's trained in this talking about it and you're trying to correct it.
1:33
SPEAKER_01: You know when those men were interviewed on the pavement and they were like, Oh, do you think you could beat a female pro-athlete in a sport?
1:41
SPEAKER_01: And every single one of mediocre men went, Yeah.
1:44
SPEAKER_01: It's like that.
1:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because they're all idiots.
1:46
SPEAKER_01: You have an expert in her field.
1:48
SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
1:48
SPEAKER_01: Who knows what she's talking about.
1:50
SPEAKER_01: The one I enjoyed the most was the guy who said, You guys need Jesus.
1:53
SPEAKER_01: I think we were.
1:54
SPEAKER_02: That's next on my list.
1:56
SPEAKER_02: Y'all need Jesus.
1:57
SPEAKER_01: Oh fucking hell.
1:58
SPEAKER_02: Or did I reply?
1:59
SPEAKER_02: I said something like, Is he is he a sex expert?
2:01
SPEAKER_02: Asking for a friend.
2:03
SPEAKER_01: A friend of mine basically said, Oh, she's a little bit nervous to deflower her partner as a joke, like have sex with him, even though we've had sex for years.
2:12
SPEAKER_01: Um, and she said, Apparently it's just lying down and singing Jerusalem or something.
2:16
SPEAKER_01: And I said, And a good friend to come and jump on the bed whilst you do the whole in the sheet thing.
2:21
SPEAKER_01: That's an Amish thing.
2:22
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yes, I have heard about this.
2:24
SPEAKER_02: Apparently it's not if you're not thrusting, it doesn't count as sex.
2:28
SPEAKER_02: So basically, the guy will insert into the girl.
2:30
SPEAKER_02: Good demonstration.
2:31
SPEAKER_01: They call it soaking.
2:33
SPEAKER_02: That in itself, horrendous.
2:35
SPEAKER_02: They call it soaking.
2:35
SPEAKER_02: And what they do is because if they're if they're thrusting, it then counts as sex before marriage, which is a big no-no in the Amish community.
2:41
SPEAKER_02: So somebody will literally jump up and down on the bed, so it feels like the yeah.
2:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:46
SPEAKER_01: But if they lie there through a like hole in the sheet kind of vibe, correct me if I'm wrong on this, but I'm pretty sure I'm right.
2:52
SPEAKER_01: It's called soaking.
2:53
SPEAKER_01: So it's not actually sex, it's just closeness.
2:57
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
2:58
SPEAKER_02: I mean it's well.
2:59
SPEAKER_01: But anyway, that Jesus thing led on to that.
3:00
SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
3:01
SPEAKER_01: No, I enjoyed that loss.
3:02
SPEAKER_02: The other thing I'm loving this week, I I don't know if you've seen it, but we obviously messaged about it offline.
3:07
SPEAKER_02: Um, was Apocalypse that was on Channel 4 on Sunday night.
3:11
SPEAKER_02: But I didn't watch it on Sunday night, I watched it the day after.
3:15
SPEAKER_01: Just tell Rich what this is about, basically.
3:17
SPEAKER_01: It's a new programme.
3:18
SPEAKER_02: So basically, it's on channel four.
3:20
SPEAKER_02: You have two teams of people go into this deserted town in America, which the US Army used for training.
3:28
SPEAKER_03: Right.
3:28
SPEAKER_02: And they have they don't know there's two teams, they think they're the only teams going in, so that makes it more fun.
3:33
SPEAKER_02: But basically, there's enough supplies there for them to last 28 days.
3:36
SPEAKER_02: So there's they discover chickens.
3:38
SPEAKER_02: Sorry, spoiler alert, everyone.
3:39
SPEAKER_02: They discover chickens.
3:40
SPEAKER_02: I think I saw in a in a clip summarising the whole programme, they find little kids, as in goats, not children.
3:47
SPEAKER_02: Um there's a um like hidden around like various bits of food, but there's no electricity, there's no running water.
3:54
SPEAKER_02: And at first, when we were messing about this, I was a bit like, oh, yeah, I reckon I could do that.
3:57
SPEAKER_02: I did juke vertebrae gold.
3:58
SPEAKER_02: Don't know if you um and I was a bit like I've camped, I've shot in a hole, I could probably handle that.
4:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
4:05
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, watching it, I was like, absolutely fucking not.
4:08
SPEAKER_02: And I tell you for why, because of the people that you get put with, and I know the whole point of being.
4:12
SPEAKER_02: It wouldn't be you and I going on it together.
4:14
SPEAKER_02: Oh I think you and I could survive for 28 days.
4:17
SPEAKER_01: But I don't think they don't bother you, you can't go on as friends.
4:20
SPEAKER_02: No, no, can you?
4:21
SPEAKER_02: You're with randoms, and it's also as well to make it even better, it's a mix of Aussies and English.
4:26
SPEAKER_02: So the Aussies are like super.
4:27
SPEAKER_02: There's a guy in there who's a cattle farmer who's like built to shit.
4:31
SPEAKER_02: Like he's a big muscly lad, but he's just like, No, you can't have that.
4:34
SPEAKER_02: Like when they're talking about like food, he's like, You need to ration this food.
4:37
SPEAKER_02: Like, and they're all like, Let's have egg-fried rice, and he's like, No, you need to save the rice for when you need more calories further down the line.
4:43
SPEAKER_02: And like everyone's like painting him to be the devil, and I'm like, No, no, he's actually a really smart guy, and he's gonna keep you all alive, you idiots.
4:49
SPEAKER_02: But he'd be the type that could go in, I'm a celeb.
4:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, for sure.
4:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
4:53
SPEAKER_02: But recommend it as a watch.
4:55
SPEAKER_02: It was good.
4:56
SPEAKER_02: But I was watching it, and at the end it says, at the end it said, Do you want to apply?
5:00
SPEAKER_02: Do you want to come on this?
5:01
SPEAKER_02: And I almost signed you up.
5:02
SPEAKER_02: I'd do it.
5:03
SPEAKER_02: Would you basically you'd make good TV for that?
5:05
SPEAKER_01: It came up on my TikTok and I sent it to her because I thought this is someone who openly admitted, I think maybe a couple of episodes ago, you'll remember, um, when I said who would survive a bomb zombie apocalypse out of all of us.
5:19
SPEAKER_01: I think you voted for yourself, and I said you because you'd be so prepared with snacks, but you said the anxiety would take you out, and I sent it to you thinking, I wonder if she'll watch it and just see what she thinks.
5:30
SPEAKER_02: I wouldn't go on it.
5:30
SPEAKER_01: No, straight up.
5:31
SPEAKER_01: I thought you'd get anxiety just watching it.
5:34
SPEAKER_02: Do you they all look so cold, and I'm okay for that.
5:38
SPEAKER_01: But they're not where are the they're not in a cold place, are they?
5:41
SPEAKER_02: It looks chilly.
5:42
SPEAKER_01: Because I again I haven't watched it, I just sent it to you because I thought fuck it.
5:45
SPEAKER_02: It snows in one of the episodes.
5:46
SPEAKER_02: Watch it before we revisit, you'll be able to watch two episodes before we we come back together.
5:52
SPEAKER_02: It looks cold, there's no Lecky, there's no running water.
5:56
SPEAKER_02: I could cope with that, that wouldn't bother me.
5:58
SPEAKER_02: I could survive without the electricity.
6:00
SPEAKER_02: If I was prepared, like Duke of Edinburgh, then I'd be fine.
6:02
SPEAKER_02: Like if you've got a little torch and all of that jazz and you've got water with you, fine.
6:07
SPEAKER_02: But I was watching it and I felt stressed out.
6:09
SPEAKER_01: To be fair, I say I could cope with that, but then when we were doing that ITV stuff for we can we can talk we can talk about it because we're out of our NDA.
6:21
SPEAKER_01: Are we?
6:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
6:22
SPEAKER_01: Because I've I've been wondering about what point we're gonna do.
6:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we can talk about it.
6:26
SPEAKER_01: Are you sure?
6:26
SPEAKER_01: But we'll just it was a version of that we were gonna go on, basically.
6:29
SPEAKER_02: We'll just I don't know if you're allowed to say that.
6:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
6:31
SPEAKER_02: It's not we released it.
6:33
SPEAKER_01: Of course we can.
6:34
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
6:35
SPEAKER_01: It was we were okay.
6:37
SPEAKER_01: I think we can.
6:38
SPEAKER_01: Emma Emma.
6:39
SPEAKER_02: Maybe we just say ITV.
6:40
SPEAKER_02: Can we beep out the version of But when we got a when we Anyway, fine.
6:45
SPEAKER_01: It was when we did for ITV.
6:47
SPEAKER_01: We did the ITV stuff when they said to us, Oh, by the way, is there any people you're gonna need to speak to while you're doing this?
6:55
SPEAKER_01: Because you'll we're basically gonna be out of contact with everyone for a month.
6:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we were gonna be like, no comms weren't allowed our phones for a month.
7:03
SPEAKER_01: So they basically we were like, yeah, no problem.
7:07
SPEAKER_01: We had to have like a mini therapy session as well with someone that they approved to make sure we were.
7:15
SPEAKER_01: Um sound smart.
7:17
SPEAKER_01: I did think to myself then, like, how am I gonna cope without my phone?
7:20
SPEAKER_01: So I'm probably chatting out my ass that I could do that zombie apocalypse thing.
7:24
SPEAKER_02: I think you'd be fine.
7:25
SPEAKER_02: Um it's the pe it's the clashing of personalities I'd struggle with.
7:29
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I yeah, I people do think that's how they make good TV, is they put you with people that you would clash with.
7:34
SPEAKER_01: And I haven't got much fucking patience.
7:36
SPEAKER_01: No, I got the patience of a three-year-old face painting most days.
7:41
SPEAKER_02: Could we go get our faces painted at some point?
7:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, as long as someone who isn't three does it, yeah, that's fine.
7:46
SPEAKER_01: I'd enjoy that.
7:47
SPEAKER_01: Fucking hell, honest to Christ.
7:50
SPEAKER_02: No, that's me.
7:50
SPEAKER_01: What are you loving this week?
7:52
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I haven't got a fucking loving this week.
7:55
SPEAKER_01: Um, I've been terribly grumpy and I feel terribly grumpy.
7:59
SPEAKER_01: So I've got lot I haven't got lots.
8:01
SPEAKER_01: I've got fuck off of the week.
8:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, go on, let's have it.
8:04
SPEAKER_01: Um, my main fuck off of the week, anyone that's listening, people who are listening, if you're guilty of this, fuck off.
8:12
SPEAKER_01: Okay, especially when it comes to me.
8:14
SPEAKER_01: This is where you and I, Rich, get paranoid, they're like, don't do this in the front.
8:17
SPEAKER_01: Definitely not you two.
8:18
SPEAKER_02: Don't be late and don't do whatever this is in front of her.
8:20
SPEAKER_01: You do not get 24-7 access to me.
8:24
SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
8:25
SPEAKER_01: People, if you text me and I do not respond, there is a reason why.
8:31
SPEAKER_01: I might be one, ignoring you because you're a cunt.
8:35
SPEAKER_01: I might be two, busy because that's the way I go.
8:39
SPEAKER_01: I might be three, having some zero phone time.
8:42
SPEAKER_01: Or four, I could be having a wank.
8:45
SPEAKER_01: Bottom line, piss off.
8:47
SPEAKER_01: I'm so sick of it.
8:49
SPEAKER_01: And if you do message me, and then message again.
8:53
SPEAKER_01: Every time you message, there's a new rule.
8:55
SPEAKER_01: Every time you message that someone something isn't relevant, 24-hour wait.
8:58
SPEAKER_01: 24-hour wait.
8:59
SPEAKER_01: Unless it follows on.
9:01
SPEAKER_02: I'm I'm you know this, I'm a double messager.
9:03
SPEAKER_02: I swept I'm like a triple quadruple messenger, but it's all relevant because I'll be like, oh, hang on, one more thing.
9:09
SPEAKER_02: But I don't I don't expect someone to reply straight away.
9:11
SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's so but that's where you and I are the same.
9:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like you know, if I didn't reply to you that day, I'd reply to you later or something.
9:17
SPEAKER_02: But you also know if I called you four times, it's probably an emergency.
9:20
SPEAKER_02: I wouldn't be in a I wouldn't just call you four times.
9:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
9:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
9:25
SPEAKER_02: But we've spoken about it before, haven't we?
9:26
SPEAKER_02: People are too accessible.
9:28
SPEAKER_01: Oh god.
9:29
SPEAKER_01: Also, if you see me on Instagram or if you see me, I'm selling you stuff on TikTok, it's my doom scrolling time.
9:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, doesn't mean I have the mental capacity to reply to the fact that you're trying to get me to commit to a date in December that you want me to go out for supper with whoever.
9:44
SPEAKER_01: Fuck off.
9:45
SPEAKER_01: Feels I honest to Christ, nine times out of ten, I'm not ignoring people.
9:51
SPEAKER_01: I am literally just like, I just haven't got the capacity.
9:54
SPEAKER_01: And what pains me is when I have loads of WhatsApps to reply to.
9:59
SPEAKER_01: And then there's a few group chats in the mix, and then oh group chat does overwhelming.
10:04
SPEAKER_01: Oh, fucking hell.
10:05
SPEAKER_02: That's why I'm always like headline news, please.
10:08
SPEAKER_01: There's two group chats I will reply to without thinking.
10:11
SPEAKER_01: Our group chat because it's podcast related.
10:15
SPEAKER_02: Or yeah, you chim me off in there, I'll come for you.
10:18
SPEAKER_01: One I have with Ellen Sof and Luce because we don't see each other all the time.
10:26
SPEAKER_01: It's very rare that it all pops off, but it's normally when we're trying to organise something.
10:31
SPEAKER_01: Other than that, if I've made a plan and I've originally said yes to something in the group chat, I will silently observe, I will never engage unless something stupid's been said, and then I will fucking weigh in and make you feel shit about yourself.
10:48
SPEAKER_01: But that's that's my fuck off of the wheel.
10:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's my fuck off of the wheel.
10:53
SPEAKER_01: Honest to God, people just need to take take be and if you ring me and I don't answer, don't ring me again.
11:02
SPEAKER_02: Unless it's an emergency.
11:03
SPEAKER_02: Unless it's an emergency.
11:05
SPEAKER_01: But people need to remember what emergency is.
11:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
11:07
SPEAKER_01: If I haven't landed on a flight yet, no.
11:12
SPEAKER_02: But if you're in horses impaled on a fence, let you know.
11:15
SPEAKER_01: That's dark.
11:16
SPEAKER_02: Well, that's the one I always go to.
11:18
SPEAKER_02: That's an emergency, isn't it?
11:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but everyone has a different version of emergency.
11:22
SPEAKER_02: That's my version of an emergency.
11:23
SPEAKER_02: But if you call me before you've called my vet, you're an idiot.
11:27
SPEAKER_02: Call your vet first, then call me.
11:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, or if I'm like, if I'm 4,000 miles away and there's something I can't co can't deal with, make a decision because I'm not flying home.
11:40
SPEAKER_01: Preach.
11:40
SPEAKER_01: I'm not doing it.
11:42
SPEAKER_02: Do you want to know something funny?
11:43
SPEAKER_02: Make me laugh, go on.
11:44
SPEAKER_02: Uh, this is my fuck off of the week, and I've held this in for about six hours.
11:48
SPEAKER_02: Go on.
11:49
SPEAKER_02: So I was in the garden earlier on at lunchtime hanging out with the washing, and I was like, sounds like Brin's having a wee.
11:55
SPEAKER_02: I look down, my dog is pissing on my feet.
11:57
SPEAKER_02: He cocked his leg and pissed on me.
11:59
SPEAKER_02: So hang on a minute.
12:00
SPEAKER_02: He pissed on me.
12:01
SPEAKER_02: You said it sounds like he's piss- you Yeah, it sounds like it's just like him peeing and it's hitting the grass.
12:06
SPEAKER_02: I get it.
12:06
SPEAKER_01: And then your brain recognized the warm sensation.
12:10
SPEAKER_02: Uh no, because I had thick socks on and then the trainers were like relatively thick.
12:15
SPEAKER_01: Oh, so you weren't barefoot?
12:16
SPEAKER_02: I wasn't barefoot.
12:17
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, I had trainers on.
12:18
SPEAKER_01: Someone, somewhere.
12:20
SPEAKER_01: That'll be a fetish.
12:22
SPEAKER_02: I'm not joking.
12:25
SPEAKER_02: Someone, somewhere.
12:26
SPEAKER_02: Is into that.
12:27
SPEAKER_01: You could sell those socks.
12:29
SPEAKER_02: I might sell the trainers.
12:30
SPEAKER_01: You could sell it all.
12:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
12:32
SPEAKER_02: But that is niche.
12:34
SPEAKER_01: He's never done that before.
12:35
SPEAKER_02: He's never done that before, and it was honestly horrifying.
12:37
SPEAKER_02: And I don't know if he I'm like, how bad do my trainers smell that he wants to piss on them?
12:41
SPEAKER_02: And they are like my old, old running trainers, and they're the ones I walk the dogs in now.
12:44
SPEAKER_02: So I'm like, maybe they do just sting.
12:46
SPEAKER_02: But yeah, he flipped.
12:47
SPEAKER_01: Maybe he's pissed on them before and you haven't noticed.
12:49
SPEAKER_01: And he's just like, that's a piss on it.
12:50
SPEAKER_02: It was horrifying.
12:51
SPEAKER_02: I threw a shoe in his direction.
12:52
SPEAKER_02: I put took it off.
12:54
SPEAKER_02: I didn't throw.
12:54
SPEAKER_02: I don't want to start rumours.
12:55
SPEAKER_02: I did not throw my shoe at my dog.
12:57
SPEAKER_02: My aim is not that good.
12:58
SPEAKER_02: But I threw I picked up my shoe and I threw it in his direction.
13:01
SPEAKER_02: Like to the side.
13:02
SPEAKER_02: His general direction.
13:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and he was like, wow.
13:04
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, don't ever piss on me again.
13:05
SPEAKER_02: I fully went meant to him.
13:07
SPEAKER_02: I don't understand.
13:08
SPEAKER_02: So how like what am I meant to do now?
13:10
SPEAKER_02: Assert my dominance by pissing on him?
13:11
SPEAKER_02: I don't understand.
13:12
SPEAKER_01: I don't think it will.
13:13
SPEAKER_01: I think they have no idea, right?
13:15
SPEAKER_01: And I'll tell you for why.
13:16
SPEAKER_01: Because the amount of times.
13:18
SPEAKER_01: No, Sweep hasn't done it to me.
13:20
SPEAKER_01: But the amount of times he lifts his leg and he's just not aware of his surroundings and he does he's like pissed on Soot's head before.
13:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
13:27
SPEAKER_01: And Brynn's done-I mean, Bryn's pissed on Dottie's head before.
13:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, sometimes dogs don't get in the way of it, but yeah, it was quite horrifying.
13:34
SPEAKER_01: So there's my there's my fuck off of the week, which um if anyone wants to buy those trainers or socks, please let me know.
13:43
SPEAKER_01: It'll be a high price.
13:45
SPEAKER_02: I'm open to offers at this point before they go in the bin.
13:48
SPEAKER_02: Um, but the other thing, kind of a fuck off of the week, kind of a topic that we need to talk about.
13:54
SPEAKER_02: I know where we're going.
13:55
SPEAKER_02: Drum roll piece, brrrrrrrrrr.
13:57
SPEAKER_02: Sydney Sweeney, get your waps out.
14:01
SPEAKER_02: Discuss.
14:03
SPEAKER_01: You know how I feel because I put a message into group chat saying, why aren't we sitting on a basketball net with our volver out?
14:09
SPEAKER_02: Is that how we should sell the podcast from now on?
14:11
SPEAKER_01: Wait, should we just get your wap sell?
14:14
SPEAKER_01: Listen, sex sells at this point.
14:17
SPEAKER_01: Let's just get naked.
14:18
SPEAKER_01: I think we'd get a lot of viewers.
14:21
SPEAKER_02: I agree.
14:22
SPEAKER_01: No, there's nothing worse to me.
14:27
SPEAKER_02: My take on it is she you know me, the old the Gemini in me, I always try and take a balanced view.
14:34
SPEAKER_02: As a marketing campaign, it has done what it's intended.
14:38
SPEAKER_01: No one had heard of that company about it 24 hours before.
14:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
14:42
SPEAKER_02: Admittedly, like I said to you earlier, I didn't understand the first time that I watched said video, I didn't understand what the product was that she was selling.
14:54
SPEAKER_02: Now perhaps it's because I'm not her target audience, i.e., a bowling white male, yeah.
14:59
SPEAKER_02: Old pale and stale.
15:01
SPEAKER_02: I was like, why is she why is she holding so many balls in so many areas?
15:07
SPEAKER_02: Um, so I didn't really understand what the product was to begin with.
15:11
SPEAKER_02: Then I watched it again and I still didn't get it, and I thought it was a like a pants commercial because her pants said Novig on them, and I was like, why is she wearing?
15:18
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, Oh, maybe they're like sporting pants.
15:21
SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, we talk about how like when you ride, you don't want to wear a thong, she don't want to chafe.
15:24
SPEAKER_02: I was like, maybe they're pants designed for female athletes, yeah, don't know, or maybe like tighty whities for men.
15:31
SPEAKER_02: Um so yeah, so everyone knows who Novig are now.
15:35
SPEAKER_02: So I mean, as a marketing campaign, you know when they say there's no such thing as bad PR?
15:41
SPEAKER_01: All press is good press, I think, is the thing like because it doesn't really matter your opinion, people are still talking about it.
15:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
15:51
SPEAKER_01: But I think I don't enjoy I don't enjoy her anyway, you know that.
15:58
SPEAKER_01: But I don't enjoy the fact that she's gone, yeah, okay, I'll be painted as a dumb blonde.
16:03
SPEAKER_01: Like she's put herself down massively.
16:05
SPEAKER_01: She's so I think in my eyes, she's sold herself for a lot of money.
16:09
SPEAKER_02: She's got shares in the business though, so she's personally invested.
16:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but she's at to what end?
16:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
16:17
SPEAKER_02: There's not much more of a like what I will say, her body, her choice, and her body looks wow, unreal.
16:24
SPEAKER_02: Not much has been left to the imagination.
16:26
SPEAKER_02: But then if you watch, if you look at all of her obviously last week I referenced some of her lingerie stuff, and I was like, holy fucking smokes, she does she does look smoking.
16:35
SPEAKER_02: I think maybe that's just her, like she's happy to and I've thought about this a lot.
16:40
SPEAKER_02: Like, is it a sign of and this might send people west, is it a sign of female empowerment that you can put yourself out there so confidently?
16:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, in some ways, but also at the same time, is sexualizing women the right thing to do?
16:57
SPEAKER_02: No, I don't think it is to sell a product, but at the same time, if her target audience are old, pale and stale and they're gonna buy what she's selling, then it's a good campaign.
17:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but the problem you've got is it it leans into the patriarchy.
17:14
SPEAKER_01: Like, how many years have women spent trying to undo all of that?
17:20
SPEAKER_01: Undo it.
17:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
17:22
SPEAKER_01: And I think the whole like you know, women couldn't have their own separate bank account until 1975.
17:29
SPEAKER_01: And then you've gone someone going, sports, sports, sports, and like playing into that dumb blonde, like again, how long have we been trying to get rid of that?
17:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
17:38
SPEAKER_01: If she wants to do that and put herself down, fine.
17:40
SPEAKER_01: But I think that's exactly what she's done.
17:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
17:44
SPEAKER_02: I think the other thing though, which is interesting, is that when it comes to the whole thing, and like I put a post on TikTok about it myself, about like this is what female athletes look like.
17:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, at no point is she professing to be a female athlete.
17:57
SPEAKER_01: No, but what she's doing is she's she's ignoring the fact that there are women in sports and she's playing to the male, to the patriarchy, to the male side of sports.
18:10
SPEAKER_01: Like that's that's the only thing that's r that's only thing that's relevant.
18:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
18:14
SPEAKER_01: And that's damaging.
18:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think the the big thing for me is if you're gonna talk about sports, like you look at any athlete, and you look at I mean, even if you go on the Gymshark website, shout out, because I wear their stuff.
18:27
SPEAKER_02: Product placement, product placement.
18:29
SPEAKER_02: If you look at their stuff, all of their um models are athletes, they are all jacked to shit.
18:37
SPEAKER_02: They're powerlifters, they're high rox athletes, they're crossfitters, they look athletic.
18:42
SPEAKER_02: They are not size six, nothing against size six, skinny models, but they're not size six, skinny models.
18:48
SPEAKER_02: They are representative of the people that are looking to buy that sort of product, probably feel more seen seeing someone that's like got bigger guns than my calves.
19:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that probably relates to them more than seeing someone that is like a bean pole.
19:06
SPEAKER_02: Um, and I just think like all the young girls who are like I heard somewhere today that 45% of teenage girls stopped playing sport because of body image.
19:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean you think look at our generation, we grew up in the size zero era, right?
19:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so when I was at school, no.
19:26
SPEAKER_01: Most of the girls with me were skipping lunches, taking pro plast, drinking Red Bull, like there was a whole thick whole movement behind it.
19:32
SPEAKER_01: Most people had an eating disorder of some form.
19:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
19:35
SPEAKER_01: We were size zero, Kate Moss was the go-to.
19:38
SPEAKER_01: People were doing Atkins diet, people were doing baby food diet, people doing special K.
19:43
SPEAKER_01: Like.
19:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so remember when special K was a uh Two meals a day?
19:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, panic.
19:48
SPEAKER_02: And have two bowls of cereal, and that's two meals a day.
19:50
SPEAKER_02: No, no, that's a snack.
19:52
SPEAKER_01: We're finally in a place where we're promoting models of all sizes and all shapes and all colours and all ethnicities, and then you've got and then you've got that dumb blonde white woman.
20:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and girls will look at it and go, and you honestly telling me, people can come for me about this.
20:09
SPEAKER_01: You honestly telling me if you did that with Lizzo, it would land the same.
20:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I agree.
20:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
20:16
SPEAKER_01: Being brutally honest.
20:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
20:19
SPEAKER_01: No, that that's that's how calculated it is.
20:26
SPEAKER_02: Like I said, it I'm very much like there's two sides to it, and I think I said as a marketing campaign.
20:33
SPEAKER_01: She's laughing all the way to the bank, right?
20:34
SPEAKER_02: 100%, yeah.
20:35
SPEAKER_02: As a marketing campaign, it's done what it's meant to.
20:38
SPEAKER_01: But I guarantee that girl will still be crying into her pillow at some point because the hate she's got is second to none.
20:45
SPEAKER_02: I reckon she's posted and then logged out of her social media account.
20:48
SPEAKER_02: She must have been.
20:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but you've got to come back, her people must be doing that, managing that for work.
20:52
SPEAKER_02: We think she'd go offline for a few days.
20:54
unknown: Yeah.
20:55
SPEAKER_02: I watched just side note talking about that.
20:56
SPEAKER_02: Have you seen you remember that uh Reagan, the the Australian breakdancer?
21:01
SPEAKER_02: I've not spoken about this one here yet.
21:02
SPEAKER_02: Um I don't know.
21:04
SPEAKER_02: When the in the last Olympic Games, the 2024 Paris Olympic Games, they brought in breakdancing for the first time.
21:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
21:10
SPEAKER_02: Yes, right.
21:10
SPEAKER_02: And there was the Australian lady called Reagan.
21:12
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
21:13
SPEAKER_03: Right?
21:13
SPEAKER_02: Okay, okay, yeah, I know I'm with you.
21:14
SPEAKER_02: Yes, they've done a Netflix documentary which was all about her side of it, and it's so worth a watch.
21:19
SPEAKER_02: But basically, obviously, she got absolutely slated because when as soon as she was up against, and I've seen all the clips of her against the Australian dancers, and honestly, no disrespect, Reagan, they're all as shit as each other.
21:32
SPEAKER_02: But she was the best of a bad bunch.
21:35
SPEAKER_02: When she goes against like some girl from Poland who's like head spinning and stuff, and you're like, wow, that's a prop, like in my mind, that's what breakdancing is.
21:42
SPEAKER_02: So she got absolutely rinsed online for like doing the kangaroo and doing um she was trying to make it like really patriotic towards Australia, and she tried to do like a uh like spray the hose pipe and all this kind of shit.
21:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was it was awful.
21:55
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, her team said to her after she did her like final performance.
22:00
SPEAKER_02: Moments, they were like, We recommend that you just like log out of your socials for a few days.
22:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
22:06
SPEAKER_02: And the amount of stuff like she popped off for all of the wrong reasons, but it went on for weeks and weeks and weeks to the point where she had to go and move somewhere in Europe, go like off grid just to escape it.
22:20
SPEAKER_02: So maybe Sydney Sweeney will just log out and that's her mic drop goodbye.
22:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
22:24
SPEAKER_02: But everyone, like you say, everyone's talking about Novig.
22:27
SPEAKER_02: Everyone now knows who they are.
22:28
SPEAKER_02: But what is really interesting, I have done it in my research, I found out that in the UK, because obviously this is now promoting it's gambling, right?
22:35
SPEAKER_02: But in the UK, the laws around advertising gambling businesses is really restricted, and you are not allowed, like they're protecting it in terms of like younger viewers not being able to see it, but also you're not allowed to sexualise women alongside gambling.
22:53
SPEAKER_02: So whilst that's all fine in the US, like in the UK, that'd be completely unacceptable, which is probably another reason why people in the UK have even more gone, what the flack, as well as all the athletes being like, What on earth are you doing?
23:05
SPEAKER_01: It it depends what you want to be known for, right?
23:07
SPEAKER_01: This might be a bit of a tough wank of a listen for people.
23:10
SPEAKER_01: But it does depend on what you want to be known for.
23:12
SPEAKER_01: And I've got two points to this Callaway Golf.
23:17
SPEAKER_01: You probably haven't seen it, but Callaway Golf put out while you were away an advert that got approved by very, very high-up people on the board, had to go through multiple different clearing purposes of a man playing golf, a woman dressed in golf kit goes to grab a driver and he abusively pushes her to the ground because she picks up a golf club.
23:40
SPEAKER_01: Uuuuh! Yeah.
23:42
SPEAKER_01: So it depends what you want to be known for.
23:44
SPEAKER_01: You got it.
23:44
SPEAKER_01: Some uh Rich, could you Google it for show Charlie?
23:48
SPEAKER_01: And then on top of that, I heard Women not play golf.
23:51
SPEAKER_01: I heard.
23:53
SPEAKER_01: They could have, it was calculated.
23:55
SPEAKER_01: They could have easily picked another bloke or just not done the shove at all, but it's aggressive.
24:02
SPEAKER_02: Um, and I mean it's aggressive male on female, but also like just uh generally like take the golf out of it.
24:08
SPEAKER_01: But the fact that men should be pushing women, it's been okayed by so many, so many people.
24:12
SPEAKER_02: But where there is such a gender imbalance, it's 2026, and this is how they decide.
24:18
SPEAKER_02: How do you want to be remembered?
24:20
SPEAKER_02: How do you want to be known?
24:21
SPEAKER_02: I don't enjoy that at all.
24:25
SPEAKER_02: There's already enough of a divide with women in sport and in particular golf, and this is one of the big bugbearers.
24:32
SPEAKER_02: Sorry, before we come on to point number two, one of the biggest bugbearers I have is that so much fucking business is done on the golf course, and it honestly does my tits in, and everyone's like, Oh, they're trying to make it more inclusive.
24:42
SPEAKER_02: No, you're not.
24:43
SPEAKER_02: It's all old pale and stale men playing golf on the golf course, and what about everybody else?
24:49
SPEAKER_01: Closing deals, yeah.
24:51
SPEAKER_01: And my second point this pro-life march that happened.
24:57
SPEAKER_01: I saw an all bar one thing about this.
24:59
SPEAKER_01: It's the only reason why I know about this.
25:00
SPEAKER_01: Honest a fucking Christ.
25:02
SPEAKER_01: I mean, the fact that we've got to think about the fact that they own Milla Carter, they own so much shit, but All Bar One hosted all the men that verbally abused and attacked multiple women in that pro-life march because of their views on abortion and how it should be, you know, it should be legal.
25:22
SPEAKER_01: It should be legal about YouTube, blokes.
25:25
SPEAKER_01: I find it absolutely mental, and I am gonna fucking say this on the pod, and I know you don't agree with us having politics on here, but I find it stupid to fuck how many men have an opinion on abortion and the way they do it.
25:40
SPEAKER_02: Oh no, I agree wholeheartedly.
25:42
SPEAKER_02: Like to me, this is nothing that honestly nothing to do with politics.
25:46
SPEAKER_01: I get you can you can have a say if you're in a couple and you have an unwanted pregnancy, okay, I get it.
25:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but fuck off are you my view on it is what if we turned around and we said, right, all of you are gonna have vasectomies from the this age.
26:03
SPEAKER_01: I support this, and then you have to prove, and we'll you know, prove that you're okay to reproduce.
26:09
SPEAKER_01: Like, let's control your bodies.
26:11
SPEAKER_01: Uh there would be a bigger uproar.
26:13
SPEAKER_02: Oh, 100%.
26:14
SPEAKER_02: But in some ways, I actually support that.
26:16
SPEAKER_02: You've got to have an IQ of a certain level, you've got to be able to prove that you have a stable income and you can actually support a family.
26:22
SPEAKER_02: Because how many single mothers are there?
26:24
SPEAKER_02: How many single fathers are there?
26:25
SPEAKER_01: And just gonna put it out there.
26:27
SPEAKER_01: Goes back to that thing that I said, I think, in maybe a first few episodes of the pod.
26:31
SPEAKER_01: Men can get women pregnant in their 70s and 80s.
26:34
SPEAKER_01: Women go over the hill, we cannot reproduce anymore.
26:38
SPEAKER_01: Can't self-pollinate either.
26:39
SPEAKER_01: Fuck me.
26:40
SPEAKER_02: No self-pollination.
26:42
SPEAKER_01: I can't get over how many men and the amount of men that were going up to women that were wearing the same jeans, the same length shorts, and calling them sluts or harassing them and going like literally as that American guy got famous for, going, your body, my choice.
26:58
SPEAKER_01: And honestly, if someone said that to me, I honestly would do some damage.
27:05
SPEAKER_01: This is um I would do some damage.
27:08
SPEAKER_02: I came on here feeling like as I got described at work the other day, I got described as Disneyland because I'm always quite happy and cheerful.
27:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Disneyland is gone, but unreal.
27:19
SPEAKER_02: It's just uh I feel I feel angry.
27:23
SPEAKER_02: I don't like that.
27:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
27:25
SPEAKER_01: So it's again, it goes back to the All Bar One thing, Callaway Golf, the no big thing.
27:31
SPEAKER_01: As a company, how do you want to be known?
27:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, do you want to be associated with that?
27:37
SPEAKER_01: And this girl went viral on TikTok and she called the All Bar One.
27:40
SPEAKER_02: That's what I saw.
27:41
SPEAKER_02: That's the only reason I knew about it.
27:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they wouldn't comment.
27:44
SPEAKER_01: And she said, okay, well, what if we said we want to host the pro-life, you know, but our side of it, like abortion side of the show.
27:53
SPEAKER_02: She was like, she starts out, doesn't she, by trying to book a table for next year or something?
27:55
SPEAKER_02: And they're like, Oh, we just need to check because um the people that booked it this year might want to book it next year.
28:00
SPEAKER_02: And she was like, Yeah, oh, so all the people that you know are men having an opinion who are pro-life and like say won't let women decide how they should be able to manage their own bodies.
28:12
SPEAKER_02: Honestly, it's women can't get pregnant on their own.
28:14
SPEAKER_02: I've said it before, and I will say it again.
28:17
SPEAKER_01: It's staggering, but yeah, it again goes back to that thing.
28:20
SPEAKER_01: Like I said, depends how it what you want to be known for.
28:23
SPEAKER_01: Right.
28:24
SPEAKER_01: Are you guys both ready?
28:25
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you got one more thing.
28:26
SPEAKER_01: Well, something that is gonna gross you out but hopefully make you laugh.
28:31
SPEAKER_01: Kind of is quite funny because it's about sperm banks.
28:33
SPEAKER_01: I think we'll say it's about slugs, I wasn't.
28:34
SPEAKER_01: No, it's about sperm banks.
28:36
SPEAKER_01: Um, there was a woman that was recently let go from her job at a sperm bank because she was shotting people's samples of sperm.
28:45
SPEAKER_01: I have been sent the link many a time.
28:47
SPEAKER_01: I refused to send it to you because I didn't want you to know about it till I spoke about it.
28:52
SPEAKER_01: Who's doing it out of choice?
28:54
SPEAKER_01: She's literally sat on a wheelie chair, isn't she, Rich?
28:56
SPEAKER_01: I should have to send it to Rich.
28:58
SPEAKER_02: It's just like CTTV in an office, yeah.
29:01
SPEAKER_01: Test tubes of people's jizz.
29:03
SPEAKER_02: That's hanging.
29:06
SPEAKER_02: Isn't it?
29:06
SPEAKER_01: Oh the calories.
29:10
SPEAKER_01: And not when we all five agreements.
29:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's rank, isn't it?
29:14
SPEAKER_02: I wonder if she takes tasting notes.
29:17
SPEAKER_02: Sample A, bit pineapple.
29:19
SPEAKER_01: Number two, five, six.
29:21
SPEAKER_01: You could use more fruit and veg.
29:24
SPEAKER_02: I don't enjoy that.
29:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, anyway, sorry, you can go on.
29:26
SPEAKER_01: Am I ready for what?
29:27
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so I've got a fun little game for you both, Rich.
29:29
SPEAKER_02: You ready at your mic?
29:31
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you've got a bell.
29:32
SPEAKER_02: Okay, well fuck.
29:33
SPEAKER_02: You don't need you don't need your bell.
29:34
SPEAKER_00: I just want to use it wherever I can.
29:35
SPEAKER_02: Um, this is called Finish the Sentence.
29:37
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
29:37
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, yeah.
29:38
SPEAKER_02: So I have different scenarios and I want you all of us to finish the sentence.
29:41
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
29:42
SPEAKER_02: So I'll start first as an example.
29:44
SPEAKER_02: So I have absolutely no evidence for this, but I believe dot dot dot that dogs know exactly what we're saying.
29:51
SPEAKER_02: They just choose not to acknowledge us.
29:53
SPEAKER_02: Oh, your dog definitely has selective hearing.
29:55
SPEAKER_02: 100%.
29:56
SPEAKER_01: Dogs know up to a hundred words, you know.
29:58
SPEAKER_01: I have no evidence for this, but I believe.
30:03
SPEAKER_01: Ooh.
30:07
SPEAKER_01: How long you got?
30:10
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I don't know.
30:10
SPEAKER_01: This is the one I found hard to think about.
30:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, it's the hardest one.
30:13
SPEAKER_02: Um Rich, you got Rich?
30:15
SPEAKER_00: Got anything?
30:17
SPEAKER_02: The other ones are a bit easier if you want me to move on to those.
30:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we'll come back to this one.
30:20
SPEAKER_00: I got on the one.
30:21
SPEAKER_00: I feel like there is something in that.
30:22
SPEAKER_01: You're gonna answer, go on.
30:23
SPEAKER_01: All men are closeted in some way.
30:26
SPEAKER_02: Do you know how many people have messaged me?
30:28
SPEAKER_01: We have got evidence, actually.
30:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
30:30
SPEAKER_02: Do you know how many people have messaged me going, is Rich gay?
30:35
unknown: Rich.
30:36
SPEAKER_00: I can say exactly the same thing to you.
30:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but I am a raging lesbian.
30:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's true.
30:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
30:42
SPEAKER_02: Right, moving on.
30:43
SPEAKER_02: The pettiest thing I have ever done is Olivia.
30:47
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
30:48
SPEAKER_01: I had an answer for this.
30:49
SPEAKER_01: Rich, have you got one?
30:50
SPEAKER_01: Because I I did have an answer for this, but I can't remember it now.
30:53
SPEAKER_01: Um pettiest thing you've ever done.
30:56
SPEAKER_00: Oh, why didn't you go first?
30:59
SPEAKER_02: Pettiest thing I've ever done, very earlier on we spoke about how I went into my ex's Netflix.
31:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
31:04
SPEAKER_02: I found that programme about cheating on your partner or something, and I basically moved it to halfway through, left it on his recently watched, and then I logged out.
31:14
SPEAKER_02: Stay toxic, not sorry.
31:15
SPEAKER_02: You go on.
31:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
31:17
SPEAKER_00: I removed it from my Apple friend, so she lost all her Apple music and everything because we're on the family plan.
31:22
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
31:23
SPEAKER_00: And I did the same thing with Netflix.
31:25
SPEAKER_01: Patsy's thing I like to do is certain people in my life that I have blocked, periodically, I unblock them and block them again just so they feel like they've got an opportunity.
31:36
SPEAKER_01: Like, oh, her photo's there.
31:37
SPEAKER_01: Oh, what's she up to?
31:38
SPEAKER_01: Goodbye to you.
31:40
SPEAKER_01: They block them again.
31:41
SPEAKER_02: I enjoy that a lot.
31:42
SPEAKER_02: Periodically.
31:43
SPEAKER_01: Gives people false hope, you know.
31:45
SPEAKER_02: Right, next one.
31:46
SPEAKER_02: My most delusional dating moment was Ooh.
31:51
SPEAKER_01: He was gonna make me finish.
31:54
SPEAKER_02: Anyone in particular?
31:55
SPEAKER_01: I've got one in mind, yeah.
31:56
SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
31:57
SPEAKER_02: Uh so my most delusional dating moment was um that dating someone who has a mattress on the floor is okay.
32:04
SPEAKER_02: Uh yeah.
32:05
SPEAKER_01: My gal Sov could weigh in on that with the old pillow gate.
32:08
SPEAKER_01: Rich?
32:10
SPEAKER_00: There's so many, I don't know how to choose.
32:12
SPEAKER_01: Um that someone posting everyday individual selfies was gonna be an okay thing.
32:19
SPEAKER_02: What was the most um delusional dating moment you've had, Rich?
32:24
SPEAKER_00: Probably her, thinking that she was mature.
32:26
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
32:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:28
SPEAKER_00: She said she was.
32:29
SPEAKER_02: Oh, mm, never believe what girls say.
32:31
SPEAKER_02: Come on.
32:31
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's like me dazing older men and going, but they're so mature.
32:35
SPEAKER_01: They've been married and they have children.
32:38
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
32:39
SPEAKER_01: And a boat.
32:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
32:41
SPEAKER_01: No.
32:43
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
32:44
SPEAKER_01: No.
32:44
SPEAKER_02: Finish the sentence.
32:45
SPEAKER_02: If if my search history was leaked, I would earn some money off it.
32:55
SPEAKER_02: How so?
32:56
SPEAKER_02: Don't know.
32:57
SPEAKER_02: What are you looking at?
32:58
SPEAKER_01: What am I looking at?
32:59
SPEAKER_01: Should we have a look?
33:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, go on.
33:01
SPEAKER_02: So I think with me, I'd probably be accused of either being on OnlyFans or uh being a drug dealer because I'm always looking at flights or the weather somewhere or things that are just unattainable.
33:12
SPEAKER_02: I love going and looking at really fancy schmancy houses.
33:15
SPEAKER_02: I have a list on right move.
33:18
SPEAKER_02: When we applied for this, well, applied, we got approached by ITV for this programme.
33:21
SPEAKER_02: I had a list saved on my right move called If We Won the Beep.
33:26
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
33:27
SPEAKER_02: I saved loads of houses.
33:28
SPEAKER_02: Didn't happen.
33:29
SPEAKER_01: If you read my search history, you'd probably get me section.
33:33
SPEAKER_02: Do you want to share?
33:35
SPEAKER_01: I googled that man that finally finished his his walk around the world in September that started in 1999 or something.
33:43
SPEAKER_01: Oh, wait a minute.
33:45
SPEAKER_01: He finishes in September this year.
33:48
SPEAKER_01: He's walking around the world.
33:50
SPEAKER_01: That's absolutely started in 1998 or 1999.
33:53
SPEAKER_01: So I Googled him.
33:55
SPEAKER_01: I Googled even pop into your head out of it in Jess.
33:58
SPEAKER_01: Uh I was I was talking about it with someone else at the time.
34:01
SPEAKER_01: How have I not heard about this?
34:02
SPEAKER_01: Um I Googled, are Aldi and Lidl the people that own them brothers?
34:07
SPEAKER_00: Yes, they are.
34:08
SPEAKER_01: They're not.
34:09
SPEAKER_01: Oh, they're not?
34:10
SPEAKER_01: No, they're not.
34:10
SPEAKER_01: They fucking do that.
34:12
SPEAKER_01: Uh the Sperm Bank shotting girl.
34:16
SPEAKER_01: Um I googled Liam Payne for some reason.
34:19
SPEAKER_01: Why did I Google Liam Payne?
34:20
SPEAKER_01: Was I talking to you?
34:21
SPEAKER_01: May he rest in peace.
34:22
SPEAKER_01: Uh Bristol Zoo, because I wanted to know if it was a myth that it closed.
34:26
SPEAKER_02: Uh I think it was going to at one point, wasn't it?
34:30
SPEAKER_01: I think so, yeah.
34:31
SPEAKER_01: It's still open now though.
34:32
SPEAKER_01: Um, I mean, I don't know.
34:33
SPEAKER_01: I've got I've Googled all sorts of things.
34:35
SPEAKER_02: You say Kots of Wildlife Park is very much open.
34:38
SPEAKER_02: So you'd probably be like, what the fuck's wrong with her?
34:41
SPEAKER_02: Fun fact for you, Rich.
34:42
SPEAKER_02: Well I ride Big John, uh, it goes almost to the back of Kots of Wildlife Park.
34:46
SPEAKER_02: You can hear the lions.
34:47
SPEAKER_02: You can hear the lions, yeah.
34:49
SPEAKER_02: It's really cool, yeah.
34:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
34:50
SPEAKER_02: Probably probably Kutz would live in that.
34:52
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, we continue.
34:53
SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
34:54
SPEAKER_02: Um I secretly judge people who drive their boyfriend around.
34:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you've said that before.
35:00
SPEAKER_01: I really do.
35:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
35:02
SPEAKER_01: I I thought.
35:04
SPEAKER_01: Do you know what's really great?
35:04
SPEAKER_02: Is ever since you said that, I mean, I'm always passenger princess, but um I never have to drive anymore.
35:09
SPEAKER_02: Thank you, Charles.
35:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Olivia.
35:11
SPEAKER_01: I'm always passenger princess, it's great.
35:13
SPEAKER_01: I've been passenger princess with you a few times.
35:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but I mean, like now, Charlie drives me everywhere.
35:19
SPEAKER_02: That is so great.
35:20
SPEAKER_01: And I do judge people who cut their spaghetti.
35:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I can see that.
35:26
SPEAKER_02: Spoon and fork job for me.
35:27
SPEAKER_02: Spin spin.
35:28
SPEAKER_01: Spork and a foon.
35:29
SPEAKER_01: Spoon and fork.
35:29
SPEAKER_02: I'm having pasta on I get.
35:31
SPEAKER_02: Uh Rich.
35:32
SPEAKER_00: Are you cutting it?
35:33
SPEAKER_00: Can we just check?
35:33
SPEAKER_00: No, of course I won't be.
35:34
SPEAKER_00: Okay, fine.
35:35
SPEAKER_01: I secretly judge people who people who eat pizza from the inside out.
35:40
SPEAKER_01: Weird.
35:40
SPEAKER_01: Sorry?
35:41
SPEAKER_02: Are people doing that?
35:42
SPEAKER_01: What level of autism is that?
35:43
SPEAKER_02: That's high.
35:44
SPEAKER_02: That means you have to do with a knife and fork, surely.
35:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
35:45
SPEAKER_02: That's weird.
35:46
SPEAKER_01: My girl, Soph, if you're listening, it's you.
35:49
SPEAKER_00: Um pot noodle with a spoon.
35:52
SPEAKER_01: The fuck?
35:53
SPEAKER_01: You're not getting anything on the spoon.
35:55
SPEAKER_02: Surely that's a spoon I'm for.
35:56
SPEAKER_00: You've got to wiggle it around.
35:57
SPEAKER_00: If you're not going to be able to get out there that will eat a pot noodle with a spoon.
35:59
SPEAKER_02: I haven't eaten a pot noodle for probably 20 years.
36:01
SPEAKER_01: Have you guys seen that snippet?
36:03
SPEAKER_01: And I can't remember who it is.
36:05
SPEAKER_01: But it's those two.
36:06
SPEAKER_01: It's an actor and an act.
36:08
SPEAKER_01: It's two actors.
36:09
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I want to say it's like um the lady who did play What's Her Name?
36:16
SPEAKER_01: She passed away.
36:17
SPEAKER_01: She was in Harry Potter.
36:18
SPEAKER_01: She was also in Downton Abbey.
36:20
SPEAKER_01: This is what you used to do before.
36:21
SPEAKER_02: Um I know exactly who you're talking about.
36:25
SPEAKER_02: Um Professor McGill.
36:26
SPEAKER_02: Maggie Smith.
36:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
36:28
SPEAKER_01: I don't know if it's her or not, but she goes.
36:30
SPEAKER_01: He goes, I absolutely love baked beans cold from the tin.
36:34
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yes, so do I.
36:36
SPEAKER_01: What about all the saucy?
36:37
SPEAKER_01: I use a fork.
36:38
SPEAKER_01: What about the saucy baked spoon?
36:40
SPEAKER_01: And they like do this weird thing, and that's what that gave me.
36:43
SPEAKER_01: No?
36:44
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna share that.
36:45
SPEAKER_02: I'm as Margaret research.
36:46
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna have a pot noodle soon.
36:48
SPEAKER_01: I had a pot noodle the other night.
36:49
SPEAKER_01: Did you?
36:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I did.
36:51
SPEAKER_01: A king size one.
36:52
SPEAKER_01: Interesting.
36:53
SPEAKER_00: I've eaten one of the spoon, and it turns out it was by mistake because my friend who bought me the pot noodle at work, this was years ago.
37:00
SPEAKER_01: What you need, boy, is a spork.
37:01
SPEAKER_00: He said that's the ideal.
37:03
SPEAKER_00: That is the ideal scenario.
37:05
SPEAKER_00: But it genuinely was a mistake.
37:06
SPEAKER_00: He meant to pick up forks and he brought spoons.
37:08
SPEAKER_02: Interesting.
37:09
SPEAKER_02: And do you drink the water at the bottom?
37:11
SPEAKER_02: I did.
37:12
SPEAKER_00: No, this is what people have said.
37:13
SPEAKER_00: This has sparked so many conversations that people go, fork, and then drink it.
37:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I would agree with that.
37:18
SPEAKER_01: Just for full frontal honesty, not full frontal nude.
37:21
SPEAKER_01: Like Sydney spoke down.
37:24
SPEAKER_01: Um I had two ponyles.
37:26
SPEAKER_02: Did you?
37:27
SPEAKER_02: In one sitting.
37:31
SPEAKER_02: That's the green one, isn't it?
37:32
SPEAKER_02: One after the other.
37:33
SPEAKER_02: That's a strong answer.
37:34
SPEAKER_02: Just being honest.
37:36
SPEAKER_02: I didn't want to lie to you guys and say you only had one.
37:38
SPEAKER_02: She didn't have to tell us anyway.
37:39
SPEAKER_02: I'm not secretly judging you for that.
37:40
SPEAKER_02: I am no judging you for that.
37:41
SPEAKER_00: That's my judgment thing.
37:42
SPEAKER_02: That you could have that as your um I've never told anyone this, but you're judging me for that.
37:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
37:49
SPEAKER_01: Says the person who has like 10 to 12 espresso every day.
37:52
SPEAKER_01: What's wrong with that?
37:53
SPEAKER_01: Gay.
37:54
SPEAKER_02: No, you can't.
37:57
SPEAKER_02: You can't say that.
37:58
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, I this is this is mean, but it's fine.
38:01
SPEAKER_02: I because we're being honest here, I secretly judge people who have bad teeth.
38:05
SPEAKER_01: Ah, yeah.
38:06
SPEAKER_01: I'm big on, you know, when people say someone comes to mind.
38:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it sounds mean, but everyone's eligible for free dental care until the age of 18.
38:14
SPEAKER_02: Thereafter, keep your NHS space with your dentist, go for regular checkups, and if you need to, like me, get invisalign.
38:20
SPEAKER_02: That's not an ad, because I paid for it, but it's the best thing I've ever done.
38:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she comes to write the day.
38:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, sorry.
38:27
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, the quickest way to give me the ick is I'll start with this one.
38:32
SPEAKER_02: Chew your mouth open, be rude to a waiter, or have poor personal hygiene.
38:36
SPEAKER_02: Uh yeah.
38:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I just have yours.
38:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
38:39
SPEAKER_00: That'd be pretty good.
38:40
SPEAKER_01: Cool, Olivia?
38:41
SPEAKER_01: Quickest way to give me the ick.
38:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
38:45
SPEAKER_01: Wear crocs.
38:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
38:49
SPEAKER_01: Wear crocs.
38:51
SPEAKER_01: Cut your spaghetti.
38:54
SPEAKER_01: Have to have a barber chair, be pumped up.
39:00
SPEAKER_01: Not be able to drive and/or have your female friends or someone drive you around.
39:06
SPEAKER_01: Oh Christ.
39:07
SPEAKER_01: I thought three was a lot, but this is an end of the segment.
39:12
SPEAKER_01: Um, I don't know.
39:14
SPEAKER_01: Drink something stupid like Dr.
39:15
SPEAKER_01: Pepper.
39:16
SPEAKER_01: Just fucking have a shit.
39:16
SPEAKER_01: What's wrong with Dr.
39:17
SPEAKER_01: Pepper?
39:18
SPEAKER_01: Dr.
39:18
SPEAKER_01: Pepper's me.
39:19
SPEAKER_01: Anything like that.
39:20
SPEAKER_01: Just don't be an idiot.
39:23
SPEAKER_01: Right, I've got or be really, really narrow-minded.
39:25
SPEAKER_01: Really fucks me off.
39:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
39:28
SPEAKER_01: Be like me.
39:29
SPEAKER_02: Have an opinion on both sides.
39:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
39:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
39:32
SPEAKER_02: Okay, last but not least, the hill I will absolutely die on.
39:37
SPEAKER_02: You can only have one.
39:39
SPEAKER_02: Is you got one?
39:43
SPEAKER_02: No, I've got several.
39:45
SPEAKER_02: One.
39:45
SPEAKER_02: I want your best one.
39:49
SPEAKER_02: Do you want me to do mine while you think about yours?
39:53
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
39:54
SPEAKER_02: So mine, and a lot of people will hate this.
39:58
SPEAKER_02: Badly behaved dogs or children are a product of poor parenting.
40:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's why your dog's a cunt.
40:05
SPEAKER_02: Excuse me.
40:07
SPEAKER_01: That much of a cunt.
40:08
SPEAKER_01: It's actually quite well behaved.
40:09
SPEAKER_01: Charlie shouts Brynn and he just fucks the wolf away from us.
40:13
SPEAKER_02: Do you know what he does?
40:14
SPEAKER_02: He looks at me and he goes, get fucked, and keeps going.
40:16
SPEAKER_02: And that's why he's got a um I call it the zappy collar.
40:19
SPEAKER_02: It's not electric because they're banned.
40:20
SPEAKER_01: No, he's a he's a really good dog, but he's got selective hearing.
40:24
SPEAKER_02: He does have selective hearing.
40:25
SPEAKER_02: But now when people have arsehole children misbehaving, and kids get away with blind murder these days because people aren't parenting them.
40:37
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I know.
40:37
SPEAKER_02: Put the fear of Jesus in them.
40:40
SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
40:42
SPEAKER_01: Mine is body count.
40:46
SPEAKER_01: What about body count?
40:48
SPEAKER_01: It's irrelevant.
40:49
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
40:49
SPEAKER_01: And that is a hill I will die on.
40:51
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
40:52
SPEAKER_01: And any man that is upset by someone having a high body count, I'm looking at you.
40:58
SPEAKER_01: Don't look at me, you overgrown weasel.
41:01
SPEAKER_01: Um is insecure came to me and needs to grow up.
41:08
SPEAKER_01: Hoisted by your own batard.
41:10
SPEAKER_01: Kill me.
41:10
SPEAKER_02: Go on.
41:11
SPEAKER_02: You know, if you post this, someone will go, Yarn e Jesus.
41:13
SPEAKER_02: Yarn e Jesus.
41:15
SPEAKER_00: I wonder what his body count was.
41:16
SPEAKER_00: Um Jesus.
41:18
SPEAKER_02: Sticking it left, right?
41:19
SPEAKER_00: I reckon twice.
41:20
SPEAKER_02: The Christians are coming to the case.
41:21
SPEAKER_01: You must lead.
41:23
SPEAKER_02: Rich, what's the hill you're die on?
41:25
SPEAKER_01: I'm English Rose Pretty, isn't it?
41:30
SPEAKER_00: I say it to her all the time.
41:31
SPEAKER_00: That's it, isn't it?
41:32
SPEAKER_01: I think that's it.
41:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
41:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
41:34
SPEAKER_00: That's it.
41:35
SPEAKER_00: You look quite pretty.
41:37
SPEAKER_00: That in the Love actually video.
41:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
41:40
SPEAKER_02: Draw some snorkel voice.
41:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, go on.
41:42
SPEAKER_02: Okay, right.
41:43
SPEAKER_02: So your three people are.
41:44
SPEAKER_02: We're gonna go females first.
41:46
SPEAKER_02: Angelina Jolie, Doja Cat, and Natalie Portman.
41:49
SPEAKER_02: Rich will come to you first because you always copy Olivia.
41:52
SPEAKER_00: Doja Cat.
41:54
SPEAKER_02: Uh yeah.
41:55
SPEAKER_01: She's a person.
41:58
SPEAKER_02: You've got access to Google, then give her a go.
41:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but I can't.
42:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
42:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, tune in, dementia.
42:02
SPEAKER_02: Fucking hell.
42:03
SPEAKER_02: I couldn't even tell you what Doja Cat sings because I'm really not down with the kids.
42:06
SPEAKER_02: And more of a West Life and Blue kind of girl.
42:07
SPEAKER_02: So is it Angelina Jolie?
42:09
SPEAKER_02: Doja Cat and Natalie Portman.
42:11
SPEAKER_02: Uh who you snog in, who marrying, who you avoiding?
42:16
SPEAKER_00: Um snog, Angelina Jolie.
42:20
unknown: Nice.
42:20
SPEAKER_00: Marry Natalie Portman.
42:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
42:22
SPEAKER_00: And avoid Doja Cat.
42:24
SPEAKER_02: Nice.
42:26
SPEAKER_02: I'd agree with you, Olivia.
42:30
SPEAKER_01: Can we stop including him?
42:31
SPEAKER_02: Why it's fun.
42:32
SPEAKER_02: People like Nelson.
42:34
SPEAKER_02: Because that's exactly what I'd do.
42:35
SPEAKER_01: But my reasoning for marrying Natalie Portman is because my last name is Portman.
42:41
SPEAKER_02: Nice.
42:42
SPEAKER_00: That's the only reason I was marrying it.
42:43
SPEAKER_00: I wanted to take her name.
42:46
SPEAKER_01: You're so creepy.
42:47
SPEAKER_00: No, it's Black Swan.
42:48
SPEAKER_01: That's because Lannon rhymes with Canon and everyone thinks you're a dick.
42:52
SPEAKER_01: Poor Dickie.
42:53
SPEAKER_02: Okay, and then your three blokes are Barack Obama.
42:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, give it.
42:58
SPEAKER_02: Sean Mendez and Vin Diesel.
43:02
unknown: Ah.
43:03
SPEAKER_01: I'm snogging Sean Mendez.
43:05
SPEAKER_01: I'm Marion Barack Obama because what a powerful man.
43:09
SPEAKER_01: And um and I'm avoiding Vin Diesel.
43:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what a horrible, horrible, horrible looking man.
43:18
SPEAKER_02: Short man, big and muscle.
43:20
SPEAKER_01: Got a head like a bowling ball.
43:22
SPEAKER_01: Christ.
43:23
SPEAKER_02: Slap on that.
43:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so shiny.
43:26
SPEAKER_02: Shiny.
43:28
SPEAKER_02: Rich.
43:29
SPEAKER_00: Same.
43:30
SPEAKER_00: Oh genuinely the same.
43:31
SPEAKER_00: But I think I'm gonna guess Charlie's.
43:33
SPEAKER_00: I think you are going to.
43:35
SPEAKER_00: I think you're going to kiss Barack.
43:37
SPEAKER_01: Burnt incorrect.
43:38
SPEAKER_01: No, she'd avoid him.
43:39
SPEAKER_01: Burnt incorrect.
43:40
SPEAKER_00: No, it's I'd marry Barack.
43:42
SPEAKER_00: You want to kiss you wanting to kiss Vin Diesel then?
43:45
SPEAKER_02: Uh I feel like Sean Mendes looks about 12 years old.
43:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think sorry.
43:50
SPEAKER_00: I was sent in the Vin.
43:51
SPEAKER_00: I think.
43:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, maybe I think I'd probably snog Vin Diesel, marry Barack, and then I'd like to be pally with Michelle.
43:57
SPEAKER_02: Maybe we'd be a thropple, I don't know.
43:58
SPEAKER_01: If you had to do a Shag, marry, kill us three.
44:02
SPEAKER_00: What the fuck is your head there?
44:05
SPEAKER_02: We don't shag or marry yourself.
44:07
SPEAKER_02: Shag myself.
44:07
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna marry you and I'm gonna kill him.
44:13
SPEAKER_02: I make great great uh white material.
44:16
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
44:17
SPEAKER_02: So I've heard.
44:18
SPEAKER_02: Um anyway, here ends.
44:20
SPEAKER_02: Should we move on to this or that?
44:21
SPEAKER_02: Uh no, no, no, no, no.
44:23
SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
44:23
SPEAKER_02: This is fun.
44:24
SPEAKER_02: There's there's more.
44:25
SPEAKER_02: There's more.
44:26
SPEAKER_01: Can I just ask you both before I go on to the poll that has broken everyone's brain this year?
44:31
SPEAKER_01: Broken the internet, yeah.
44:32
SPEAKER_01: Um front seat car driving.
44:36
SPEAKER_01: Right.
44:37
SPEAKER_01: Let's say you're married, you've got your long-term boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever.
44:43
SPEAKER_01: Um would you expect your significant other in any form to sit in the front of the car with you?
44:51
SPEAKER_01: And if you were going to pick someone up or you had someone already in the front of the car, would you expect them to move for your significant other to sit in the front of the car?
45:00
SPEAKER_02: I would never expect anybody to move from the front of the car for someone else.
45:05
SPEAKER_02: So if you and I get in the car, yeah, and we're going to pick up my significant other, I would never ask you to get into the back so he can sit in the front.
45:14
SPEAKER_02: Equally, if we're picking you up and he's already sat in the front, because we've come from the same destination, I would just expect that you jump in the back.
45:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
45:21
SPEAKER_02: I feel like that's but regardless of who that is, it could be like my she's dead.
45:26
SPEAKER_01: I think that's grandma.
45:28
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so understand that.
45:30
SPEAKER_02: Find us keepers, whoever sits in the front first, slightly different dynamic.
45:33
SPEAKER_00: Shotgun.
45:34
SPEAKER_01: Slightly different dynamic.
45:37
SPEAKER_01: Charles, for some reason, is picking me up first.
45:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
45:42
SPEAKER_01: Right?
45:42
SPEAKER_01: And then he's coming to pick you up.
45:44
SPEAKER_01: I would automatically get out and let you sit in the front of the car.
45:48
SPEAKER_01: Because it's your boyfriend, it's your car.
45:49
SPEAKER_01: It's your boyfriend's car.
45:51
SPEAKER_02: I just get in the back.
45:53
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
45:53
SPEAKER_02: I've never been.
45:54
SPEAKER_00: How long's a journey?
45:55
SPEAKER_01: It doesn't really matter.
45:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because it does.
45:57
SPEAKER_00: If you're driving like two or three hours, like you probably would want to sit down.
45:59
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
46:00
SPEAKER_01: I would just give that person the ultimate respect.
46:03
SPEAKER_00: I would do what you did.
46:05
SPEAKER_00: I would I would offer as well.
46:06
SPEAKER_00: I'd be like, I'd be.
46:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
46:08
SPEAKER_00: Unless it was a short trip and we're like, oh, we're only going to the park.
46:10
SPEAKER_00: It doesn't really matter.
46:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't know.
46:12
SPEAKER_02: I guess I've already thought about it.
46:13
SPEAKER_00: If it's a long journey, definitely.
46:15
SPEAKER_02: I think if you're all pally enough, it kind of doesn't matter what you say, because it's not like just because I'm sat next to him doesn't mean I'm gonna wank him off while you set them back.
46:21
SPEAKER_01: No, but like let's say okay, let's get it.
46:24
SPEAKER_01: Let's change it again.
46:25
SPEAKER_01: Let's say you're a child, how were you raised?
46:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
46:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
46:31
SPEAKER_01: So I've done this where I've dated people with kids, um, and the kids sat automatically gone to sit in the front and I've had to sit in the back.
46:40
SPEAKER_01: No, and that to me is whoa, kids are elders and no, no, kids are a different thing.
46:46
SPEAKER_01: No, I'm so I'm just asking for different dynamics here because the internet has gone mad over certain different dynamics about it.
46:51
SPEAKER_01: And there was one video that I saw that fucking sent me wild, was um, let me fucking tell you today.
47:01
SPEAKER_01: Um it was a husband and wife, and his mum, his mum uh basically went to sit in the front of the car and just uh automatically assumed that the wife would get in the back of their car.
47:15
SPEAKER_01: No, sorry, that's her husband and her car.
47:18
SPEAKER_01: You're not more important than his wife just because you birthed him sit in the back of the car.
47:22
SPEAKER_01: And the wife, what she did was I think she played it fucking well.
47:25
SPEAKER_01: She went, okay, you sit in the front, that's fine, I'll drive separately.
47:28
SPEAKER_01: And him and the mum had a fucking meltdown about it.
47:31
SPEAKER_01: She thought, No, I'm just gonna drive separately.
47:32
SPEAKER_00: You'd definitely do that.
47:33
SPEAKER_01: I thought, fair fuck.
47:35
SPEAKER_01: I would so do that.
47:37
SPEAKER_01: I would.
47:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, to me, you don't get priority because you're like a parent, like if we're all adults, whoever gets there first, whoever's calling a shotgun.
47:47
SPEAKER_01: But but I would respect you enough to give you the front seat if I was in the I wouldn't sit next to your boyfriend in the front seat.
47:54
SPEAKER_02: I but I'd then tell you you're an idiot and just say that.
47:56
SPEAKER_02: But that's just me, other people might be different.
47:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the only other thing is sickness.
48:00
SPEAKER_00: Some people do get sick in the back, so it could ruin a journey, but that's a conversation, and that's that needs to communicate communication.
48:07
SPEAKER_02: Would say, Oh, sit in the front.
48:09
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
48:09
SPEAKER_00: And then they just go, yeah, no worries.
48:11
SPEAKER_00: But they would offer.
48:12
SPEAKER_00: They go, I can sit in the back, but I'll probably be sick and we would pull it over.
48:15
SPEAKER_01: Great so then the the other dynamic was a husband bringing a basically used to take a female work colleague home every day from work, and um no, used to take his wife every every day, used to pick his wife up, and they used to go home together, then decided to give his work colleague a lift home.
48:34
SPEAKER_01: She would not budge from the front seat when he they went to pick the wife up, and then the husband called out the wife for causing a scene.
48:42
SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
48:43
SPEAKER_01: So I would automatically as a work colleague, it doesn't matter how close you are to me, male or woman, if I'm picking up someone like my best friend, my partner, whatever, yeah, get the fuck out the front seat if I tell you to move.
48:56
SPEAKER_01: In that situation, yes.
48:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
48:58
SPEAKER_01: Because the audacity, one, the husband was like, What are you doing?
49:01
SPEAKER_01: She's just a work, why should she move?
49:03
SPEAKER_01: And the audacity of putting what men don't realise, and I will say this is that woman who sat in the front seat who's irrelevant now knows she's slightly more important than your wife.
49:13
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
49:14
SPEAKER_02: Interesting.
49:15
SPEAKER_01: And before we move on to this or that, uh, we've we did the poll that broke everyone's brain, apparently.
49:23
SPEAKER_01: I put out a poll that said, Would you rather be ghosted by your soulmate or marry the person that's good on paper but that you're not in love with?
49:35
SPEAKER_01: Before I do the results, can we discuss it, Rich?
49:41
SPEAKER_01: Because Charlie's kind of already told me she'd find this hard to answer.
49:46
SPEAKER_01: Did you answer it though?
49:47
SPEAKER_02: I did, yeah.
49:48
SPEAKER_02: It's the first time I've pressed and held the screen when I've actually thought.
49:51
SPEAKER_02: Often I have a gut instinct, and I was like, oh, this is really making me think.
49:59
SPEAKER_00: So in the scenario where you're ghosted, you're just not marrying anyone.
50:04
SPEAKER_02: Well, I guess not, because they're your soulmate.
50:06
SPEAKER_02: Good luck finding another one of those.
50:08
SPEAKER_01: So one of my friends messaged me and she said, if you're being ghosted by someone, they're not your soulmate.
50:17
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
50:18
SPEAKER_01: But my caveat to that is you can feel for sure that someone is a soulmate to you and it not be reciprocated.
50:27
SPEAKER_01: 100%.
50:30
SPEAKER_01: I have had many a connection with female friends or men where I've gone, fuck yeah, that person really understands me on like a soulmate level, even if it's just like platonic.
50:43
SPEAKER_01: You say that scissors, yeah, but it might not be reciprocated.
50:48
SPEAKER_01: That's my caveat to that.
50:52
SPEAKER_00: I'd rather be ghosted.
50:54
SPEAKER_02: I'd rather be ghosted.
50:56
SPEAKER_00: I would rather than be with someone that wasn't.
50:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
50:59
SPEAKER_01: My worst nightmare, I think I've told you this, both of you this, is walking down the aisle and having someone else in my head, like thinking of someone else on my wedding day.
51:11
SPEAKER_01: So being with the good on paper, yeah, and not being that I couldn't physically do that to that person, or like just do that.
51:23
SPEAKER_01: Because yeah, okay, it's a safety net, it's nice, isn't it?
51:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but still.
51:27
SPEAKER_02: Well, it's like we spoke about before we started recording that programme on Netflix Sex Life.
51:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
51:34
SPEAKER_02: Where the Billy, the main character lady, has like on paper the perfect husband, works in the city, big time banker, beautiful house out in like Columbia or wherever it is.
51:46
SPEAKER_01: She settled for comfort over not necessarily happiness, but like safety, didn't she?
51:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but I think probably for a period of time, like she was happy because she kind of blocked out her ex, and then her ex comes back with a fucking vengeance, yeah, and is big sexy Australian man with a remember the shower scene?
52:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, big old wanger.
52:06
SPEAKER_02: Have you seen it, Rich?
52:07
SPEAKER_02: It's like a wall of skin.
52:07
SPEAKER_02: You don't watch sex life, never exactly.
52:09
SPEAKER_02: Like sitting on a fire hydrant.
52:10
SPEAKER_02: I might rewatch it.
52:11
SPEAKER_02: It's so good.
52:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's very good.
52:13
SPEAKER_02: Get you going, let me tell you.
52:15
SPEAKER_02: But like with that, like she goes with the guy who likes yeah, like you say, it's almost like the safer option, and then long term it doesn't Yeah.
52:24
SPEAKER_02: It doesn't quite go that way.
52:25
SPEAKER_02: But yeah, I found that that's the hardest poll you have put out.
52:29
SPEAKER_02: I yeah, everyone said the same second.
52:31
SPEAKER_02: What are the results?
52:32
SPEAKER_02: What the what's the internet saying?
52:34
SPEAKER_01: Um 62% said ghosted by soulmate.
52:39
SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'm glad that's the same.
52:40
SPEAKER_01: 38% said marry perfect on paper.
52:44
SPEAKER_01: Um yeah.
52:47
SPEAKER_01: But imagine it being the other side and you being it being you that's perfect on paper, but they're not in love with you.
52:54
SPEAKER_01: I wouldn't want to be I wouldn't want someone to marry me.
52:58
SPEAKER_01: Do you know what I mean?
52:59
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
53:02
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
53:03
SPEAKER_01: Um perfect on paper, you know.
53:08
SPEAKER_01: And also one thing I will say for the girls, louder for the ones in the back, they always come back.
53:14
SPEAKER_01: So you'll never truly be ghosted.
53:17
SPEAKER_02: Ghosts haunt, they don't just, you know, disappear.
53:20
SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah.
53:21
SPEAKER_01: No, that one broke a lot of people's brain.
53:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
53:24
SPEAKER_01: Like, and I didn't quite realise until I had started getting message after message on Instagram by random people.
53:30
SPEAKER_01: I was like, just think about it and vote.
53:32
SPEAKER_02: Stop making this my problem.
53:35
SPEAKER_02: Please tell me you've got notifications switched off on Instagram so you don't get a ping-ping, ping ping.
53:39
SPEAKER_01: My phone is permanently on do not disturb.
53:41
SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah, nice.
53:42
SPEAKER_01: Which is why people don't have access to me 24-7.
53:45
SPEAKER_02: Should we do some this or that?
53:47
SPEAKER_02: We are, yeah.
53:48
SPEAKER_02: You can kick it off if you want.
53:49
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so would you rather get back with your first love or meet someone completely new?
53:54
SPEAKER_02: Meet someone completely new.
53:56
SPEAKER_02: Would you rather have to pop everyone's spots for a living or clean up after a hundred dogs a day?
54:01
SPEAKER_02: Pop spots?
54:02
SPEAKER_02: That's so satisfying.
54:04
SPEAKER_02: I agree.
54:04
SPEAKER_02: I also I love dogs.
54:05
SPEAKER_02: I cannot stand the smell of dog shit.
54:08
SPEAKER_02: Every time I'm gagging.
54:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
54:12
SPEAKER_02: I hate it.
54:12
SPEAKER_02: I get it.
54:13
SPEAKER_02: I genuinely heave every time.
54:15
SPEAKER_02: Dry heave.
54:15
SPEAKER_02: You'd think after eight years of Brian I'd be okay with it.
54:18
SPEAKER_02: No, no.
54:19
SPEAKER_02: Would you rather your phone read all of your notifications aloud in public or your diary entries got auto-posted once a month?
54:26
SPEAKER_02: So it's obviously on the basis that you keep a diary and Frank over there.
54:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, diary entries.
54:35
SPEAKER_01: Although you wouldn't tell them.
54:37
SPEAKER_01: I think people already know what I think of them, but if they want it publicised, fine.
54:41
SPEAKER_02: Would you rather sweat maple syrup or cry mayonnaise?
54:46
SPEAKER_02: Maple syrup is sticky.
54:48
SPEAKER_02: Tastes nice though.
54:49
SPEAKER_02: I don't know, gross mayonnaise would be depends how often you cry.
54:54
SPEAKER_02: What's your cry to sweat ratio?
54:57
SPEAKER_02: Hmm.
54:58
SPEAKER_02: Mine's probably about the same.
55:03
SPEAKER_02: Cry mayonnaise.
55:05
SPEAKER_02: Would you rather be in a long distance relationship with your soul mate or a local relationship with someone just fine?
55:12
SPEAKER_02: Long distance.
55:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
55:15
SPEAKER_02: Would you rather accidentally like a three-year-old photo while stalking someone or comment on the wrong post entirely?
55:23
SPEAKER_02: Comment on the wrong post entirely.
55:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't think it's as bad.
55:26
SPEAKER_01: No.
55:27
SPEAKER_02: Would you rather your partner plan every date or leave it all up to you?
55:34
SPEAKER_01: Plan every date, because sometimes I get to the end of the day, I don't want to use my brain anymore.
55:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
55:38
SPEAKER_02: Also it's nice to have to plan stuff for you.
55:40
SPEAKER_01: I understand why.
55:41
SPEAKER_01: I like to switch my brain off.
55:42
SPEAKER_01: Full passenger princess.
55:43
SPEAKER_02: I don't want to think.
55:45
SPEAKER_02: Um would you rather drink expired milk or eat a mouldy piece of bread without knowing beforehand?
55:51
SPEAKER_02: Mouldy piece of bread.
55:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I agree.
55:53
SPEAKER_02: Um would you rather have to fart loudly every time you sit down or burp uncontrollably every time you stand up?
56:04
SPEAKER_01: Burp loudly.
56:05
SPEAKER_01: And do you know why I say that?
56:06
SPEAKER_01: Because I physically can't burp.
56:07
SPEAKER_01: Did you know that about me?
56:08
SPEAKER_01: Well, this would be burp uncontrollably.
56:10
SPEAKER_01: What do you mean you can't burp?
56:12
SPEAKER_01: There's an actual condition, and I physically cannot burp.
56:15
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna try and burp you after this.
56:16
SPEAKER_02: You just think after a can of fizzy pop, you don't want to burp.
56:19
SPEAKER_01: No, I'm not joking.
56:20
SPEAKER_01: I cannot burp.
56:21
SPEAKER_01: I automatically get hiccups about stuff, but I don't burp.
56:25
SPEAKER_01: And there is a there is a more burp.
56:27
SPEAKER_01: Honestly, I've spoken to the GP about it.
56:29
SPEAKER_01: I cannot burp.
56:31
SPEAKER_00: Was it have you told me this?
56:33
SPEAKER_00: Otherwise, I know someone else that has talked about this recently.
56:36
SPEAKER_01: I haven't told you this, no.
56:37
SPEAKER_00: Well then I know someone else very recently has got the exactly the same thing.
56:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and I'm pretty sure you should just mental.
56:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah?
56:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm shook by that.
56:45
SPEAKER_01: So, ha.
56:46
SPEAKER_02: Can we?
56:47
SPEAKER_02: Okay, right, go on, I'm done.
56:50
SPEAKER_01: Would you rather your partner remember every detail that you say or forget things constantly but always try their best?
56:58
SPEAKER_01: Remember every detail.
56:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, type A freak.
57:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
57:01
SPEAKER_01: Would you rather be known as the person who cried at the office party or the person who fell asleep in the meeting?
57:08
SPEAKER_01: Oh, let me cry at the office party.
57:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, fuck yeah.
57:11
SPEAKER_01: Would you rather bite into a fruit and find a worm or bite into bread and find a staple?
57:17
unknown: Staple.
57:18
SPEAKER_01: Staple, yeah.
57:19
SPEAKER_02: I don't know if the worm's dead or alive.
57:20
SPEAKER_02: I'll take a staple.
57:21
SPEAKER_02: What's a staple doing in a loaf of bread?
57:23
SPEAKER_01: I put it there.
57:25
SPEAKER_01: Would you rather be stuck in a time loop of your best day or your most boring day?
57:33
SPEAKER_01: Oh, best day.
57:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's a weird one.
57:36
SPEAKER_01: Would you rather have the power to read minds or the power to control minds?
57:41
SPEAKER_01: Control minds.
57:42
SPEAKER_01: Control minds, yeah.
57:44
SPEAKER_01: Would you rather find out your partner stalks your social media or never looks at it at all?
57:49
SPEAKER_01: Well, we know the answer to this.
57:50
SPEAKER_03: Never looks at it at all!
57:53
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
57:55
SPEAKER_01: Would you rather have a partner who always who's always the last to apologize or always the first, even when it's not their fault?
58:02
SPEAKER_01: Always the first.
58:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
58:14
SPEAKER_02: But also people that oh god, that's that's actually a hard one.
58:17
SPEAKER_02: The people that are last to apologize, yeah, that fucks me off too.
58:23
SPEAKER_02: Um maybe I have to go first to apologise, even if it's not their fault, because I feel like at least they want to come to some form of an agreement, and I respect that.
58:39
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
58:39
SPEAKER_01: Would you rather wake up with a completely different face or a completely different voice?
58:46
SPEAKER_02: Face.
58:47
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
58:47
SPEAKER_02: I value my voice too much.
58:48
SPEAKER_02: Imagine if I couldn't sing anymore.
58:50
SPEAKER_02: Well, terrible.
58:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, fair.
58:55
SPEAKER_01: I take a different face.
58:56
SPEAKER_01: Uh well, last one, would you rather have your group chat exposed to your boss or your parents' wet t-shirt?
59:04
SPEAKER_01: My boss.
59:05
SPEAKER_01: My boss.
59:08
SPEAKER_01: Keep the innocent Jesus tonight.
59:13
SPEAKER_01: Um, so before we fuck off for the week, my random thought.
59:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
59:21
SPEAKER_01: I've got a couple, so I'm interested to see what you've got.
59:24
SPEAKER_01: Um, so my random thought is, and Rich, you can weigh in if you fancy it.
59:29
SPEAKER_01: Is jealousy proof you care or proof you're insecure?
59:35
SPEAKER_00: How long have you got?
59:40
SPEAKER_01: I would say proof you care.
59:42
SPEAKER_01: I think it's proof you're insecure.
59:44
SPEAKER_01: Interesting.
59:45
SPEAKER_00: I think it depends on the level, because I think you should feel something, but it's all about how you control that emotion.
59:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
59:57
SPEAKER_00: I also think it depends on because if you genuinely don't care, sorry.
1:00:01
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, carry on.
1:00:02
SPEAKER_00: If you genuinely don't care, that's a problem.
1:00:04
SPEAKER_00: I mean you just don't care.
1:00:07
SPEAKER_01: If you don't care, you're not jealous.
1:00:08
SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
1:00:08
SPEAKER_00: You can be jealous, but you don't have to show it.
1:00:10
SPEAKER_00: Or you can control your reactions.
1:00:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, okay.
1:00:14
SPEAKER_02: I would say I think it depends on where that emotion comes from.
1:00:20
SPEAKER_02: I.e.
1:00:21
SPEAKER_02: if it's a reaction to a situation because of something that someone else has done to you previously.
1:00:30
SPEAKER_02: No, it's that person previous trigger.
1:00:36
SPEAKER_02: Then I wouldn't say that you're insecure.
1:00:41
SPEAKER_02: I think that's some other fucking prick has made you feel a certain way about a certain situation.
1:00:48
SPEAKER_01: But it's made you insecure.
1:00:51
SPEAKER_01: So not you see how it's not necessarily proof you care.
1:00:56
SPEAKER_02: But then it might be because you care about that person that you don't want to feel the way that other person made you feel.
1:01:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:01:02
SPEAKER_02: That's where my mind goes too.
1:01:06
SPEAKER_02: What do you think?
1:01:12
SPEAKER_01: I think it is linked to insecurity more than caring.
1:01:17
SPEAKER_01: Because nine times out of ten, even if you think it's you're jealous of a platonic friendship, a normal relationship, or being like left out of something or anything, it comes from a place of insecurity of you not being needed or wanted or not enough for someone.
1:01:36
SPEAKER_02: Interesting.
1:01:38
SPEAKER_02: I immediately thought about relationships.
1:01:40
SPEAKER_02: You just mentioned the word friendship, and now it's made me think completely differently.
1:01:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:01:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:01:44
SPEAKER_01: I'm so then from an in a whole encompass of yeah.
1:01:48
SPEAKER_02: So when you look at it from a friendship perspective, that to me screams insecurity.
1:01:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:01:53
SPEAKER_02: Like you said, it's that am I not wanted?
1:01:55
SPEAKER_02: Am I not on?
1:01:56
SPEAKER_02: And it's okay if people have different levels of friends.
1:01:59
SPEAKER_02: Like you're just because to you they might be your closest and bestest friend doesn't mean that you are to them.
1:02:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:02:05
SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
1:02:08
SPEAKER_00: And that's without bringing in like I'm jealous of that person because I want that car.
1:02:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:02:12
SPEAKER_01: So then so then you can look at it again from a whole other angle.
1:02:17
SPEAKER_00: They're jealous because most of the time you'd be like an amazing car.
1:02:20
SPEAKER_00: I hope I get one of those one day.
1:02:21
SPEAKER_00: Or I've always wanted one of those.
1:02:23
SPEAKER_00: That's the secure way.
1:02:24
SPEAKER_00: The jealousy way would be I can't believe you've got those tires on that car.
1:02:29
SPEAKER_00: It just doesn't, you know.
1:02:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:02:30
SPEAKER_01: You know, there's a lot of celebrities that get hate online and they go, Oh my god, I can't believe she's wearing that, or she's got that bag, or whatever.
1:02:36
SPEAKER_01: I'm thinking, if you were gifted that, you wouldn't be moaning.
1:02:42
SPEAKER_02: No exactly.
1:02:42
SPEAKER_02: Do you know?
1:02:43
SPEAKER_01: So it comes the jealousy, it's just like insecurity because they can't have it, or they think they can't have it, or they'll never have it.
1:02:48
SPEAKER_01: But you look and look at it every different way.
1:02:50
SPEAKER_01: But I just thought it would it's done exactly what I thought it'd do.
1:02:52
SPEAKER_02: I thought it through one lens, and actually, as soon as you pivot it, I'm like, oh, okay.
1:02:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:02:58
SPEAKER_01: So that was that was my one random thought.
1:02:59
SPEAKER_01: You crack on.
1:03:00
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:03:00
SPEAKER_02: I've got some hard-hitting journalism for you here.
1:03:02
SPEAKER_02: Go on.
1:03:03
SPEAKER_02: Complete polar opposite.
1:03:04
SPEAKER_02: Question for you both Would you go on Love Island for£100,000?
1:03:08
SPEAKER_01: No.
1:03:11
SPEAKER_02: Split room, Rich.
1:03:12
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
1:03:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:03:13
SPEAKER_02: Respect that.
1:03:14
SPEAKER_01: You're too old for Love Island.
1:03:16
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you go on like Married at First Sight, Australia.
1:03:19
SPEAKER_01: Golden Bachelor for you.
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SPEAKER_02: Go on.
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SPEAKER_00: I try anything.
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SPEAKER_00: How do you know if you're gonna like it or not?
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SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Hey, it could be really good.
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SPEAKER_00: Why wouldn't you go on for it?
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SPEAKER_02: It could be great for nozzle media.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, why would you not?
1:03:31
SPEAKER_01: Because I don't want to be associated with that show.
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SPEAKER_01: Do you remember I said to you earlier, it depends what you want to be known for.
1:03:37
SPEAKER_01: I do not want to be known as that person.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but think about uh I don't want to be tainted.
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SPEAKER_00: Chris, what was he off?
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SPEAKER_01: I've been to the ITV studios.
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SPEAKER_01: I know what kind of people didn't.
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SPEAKER_02: You're like big dick Chris from Cheltenham.
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SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, it's Tabitha's uncle.
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SPEAKER_02: Tavs don't listen.
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SPEAKER_02: Put your pint glasses down.
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SPEAKER_02: Chris who?
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SPEAKER_00: Chris, he's got the podcast.
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SPEAKER_00: Modern Wisdom, Chris Williamson.
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SPEAKER_02: I've no idea who you're talking about.
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SPEAKER_00: He um he's got a really popular podcast, and I think he can't be that popular.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know about it.
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SPEAKER_02: No.
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SPEAKER_02: Is it funny?
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SPEAKER_02: Don't want to know about it.
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SPEAKER_00: That's why my head's like, yeah, definitely do it.
1:04:14
SPEAKER_00: Because now he's got a bigger platform and he's known.
1:04:16
SPEAKER_00: So he just turned it into and it's provides all the time.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but you'll forever be known as a Z Lister.
1:04:21
SPEAKER_00: He's he's like turned it I don't know, think about it's become his own thing.
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SPEAKER_02: Fuck, what's her name?
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SPEAKER_01: Liv what she is the exception to the rule because she's phenomenal.
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SPEAKER_02: She's great.
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SPEAKER_02: Anyway, okay, so you're not you're not going on it.
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SPEAKER_01: No.
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SPEAKER_01: No.
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SPEAKER_02: No.
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SPEAKER_02: Fair.
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SPEAKER_02: No.
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SPEAKER_02: Um, okay, and then the other thing I just want to very briefly touch on because it's topical to the Cotswolds.
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SPEAKER_02: There's been a lot of chat about old Oh fuck's sake.
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SPEAKER_02: You know, as it's going, Harry and Megan about them moving to the Cotswolds.
1:04:48
SPEAKER_01: Fuck off, leave us alone.
1:04:49
SPEAKER_01: We don't need any more tourism.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm so sick of it.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, interestingly, and this is the thing that kind of blows my mind is like fine, they're moving to the Cotswolds.
1:04:58
SPEAKER_02: Why that's even news, I have absolutely no idea.
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SPEAKER_02: I had the radio on today when I was working from home, and every hour on the hour they do the news, and almost every single fucking hour, all they spoke about was how Harry and Megan have pulled their kids out of the school.
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SPEAKER_02: Why is that making the news and why do I need to hear about it?
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SPEAKER_02: Like eight times today.
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SPEAKER_02: Slow news day.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, it really was.
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SPEAKER_02: But interestingly, so first thing I did was message my good friend Sarah.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, I think she's officially she's Sarah Chapman now on social media.
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SPEAKER_02: Go on, Sarah.
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SPEAKER_02: Anyway, one of my best pals from school.
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SPEAKER_02: So I messaged her and I said, because I think we messaged the other day and said, where do we think they're sending them to school?
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SPEAKER_02: When the news came out probably Kitebrook or something.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, I think that's oh no, transpires.
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SPEAKER_02: It said something about the traffic was really busy, and I was like, right, so they're gonna be somewhere central, and if it's local to the Cotswolds, there's one of three places in my mind Central Oxford, Marlborough, depending on where the Cotswolds are.
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SPEAKER_01: It might be Central Oxford.
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SPEAKER_02: I think it Central Oxford isn't the Cotswolds.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, no, but it's close, but if they're living in the Cotswolds, it's close enough.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: And then Cheltenham, also technically not the Cotswolds, but again, if you're living in the Cotswolds, easy enough to send your kids there.
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SPEAKER_02: Nowhere online does it say where the children were going.
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SPEAKER_02: But somehow she found out, and I was like, How have you even found out?
1:06:17
SPEAKER_02: But whilst we were playing the guessing game of where could they possibly have gone, all of my guesses were incorrect.
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SPEAKER_02: She said, Well, the thing is where they're living, so say, is very close to Stowe.
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SPEAKER_02: Obviously, very nice school, National Trust.
1:06:29
SPEAKER_02: You love the National Trust, National Trust House, and she said to me, and I'd never heard this expression before, and I really enjoyed it, so full credit to Sarah.
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SPEAKER_02: She said, The thing is, Stowe is just a bit like clotted cream.
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SPEAKER_02: Everyone's rich, but they're really fucking thick.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: And I really enjoyed it.
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SPEAKER_02: Bang on, I agree.
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SPEAKER_02: So there's a new insult for someone.
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SPEAKER_02: You're a bit like clotted cream, aren't you?
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SPEAKER_01: Um that yeah, everyone forgets there's there's quite a few influential schools around there.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: There's a lot.
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SPEAKER_01: I will tell you offline where Mercy Buckets.
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SPEAKER_02: Where they've gone.
1:07:04
SPEAKER_02: Um so yeah, that that was all my random thoughts.
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SPEAKER_02: But people are making news out of not news, and I honestly don't know why people care.
1:07:11
SPEAKER_02: Like, leave them alone, let them have their nice little private life.
1:07:14
SPEAKER_02: Why does everyone give such a shit?
1:07:15
SPEAKER_02: On the Daily Mail, there is a section called Royals.
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SPEAKER_02: Why does everybody care?
1:07:20
SPEAKER_02: Let people live their lives in private.
1:07:23
SPEAKER_02: I just don't care enough about them.
1:07:25
SPEAKER_01: People are just weird.
1:07:27
SPEAKER_01: Honestly.
1:07:27
SPEAKER_01: I really don't care.
1:07:28
SPEAKER_01: Honestly.
1:07:29
SPEAKER_01: I think they're idiots.
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SPEAKER_01: What was it?
1:07:32
SPEAKER_01: Someone said the other day, she's her own paparazzi.
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SPEAKER_01: People have already figured out where she's living just from her own Instagram.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: What a dilly donut.
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SPEAKER_01: Idiot.
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SPEAKER_02: Um do you want to finish with some good news?
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SPEAKER_02: The first drug that has been proven to slow down the progression of Alzheimer's has been made and has been released.
1:07:55
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Over here?
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SPEAKER_02: Or yeah, I think so.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, wow.
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SPEAKER_02: But I think that's a huge set of needs.
1:08:02
SPEAKER_02: You could need that.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I thought that was that was a really nice bit of news.
1:08:07
SPEAKER_02: Because it can be quite detrimental to people's families.
1:08:09
SPEAKER_02: So I think that's really um.
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SPEAKER_00: I think my nan's got it.
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SPEAKER_00: She's just really.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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SPEAKER_01: But you do.
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SPEAKER_01: So you're appealing to her empath and she'll cry.
1:08:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:08:21
SPEAKER_01: You're trying to make a joke out of it.
1:08:24
SPEAKER_02: Well, she doesn't know.
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SPEAKER_02: That's funny, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: See?
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SPEAKER_02: For fuck's sake.
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SPEAKER_02: That's really sad.
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SPEAKER_02: Sorry, Nan.
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SPEAKER_02: How do you cope as a family?
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SPEAKER_02: Fuck you, Rich.
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SPEAKER_02: Anyway, I thought that was really nice.
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SPEAKER_02: Good we love a bit of a medical breakthrough.
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SPEAKER_01: We're gonna fuck off for the week now.
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SPEAKER_01: Until next Friday.
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SPEAKER_02: Stay toxic.