Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 280: The K's Getting D'd
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- 0:00M hm hm, James, keep that nigga locked up? What are you
- 0:27looking at me for? It was about what you said, you're good about
- 0:30to say what you're looking at me for now? He was just eating that
- 0:34water. Yeah, God damn, I didn't hear. I'm just like,
- 0:40god damn chomping the water. He was chomping the water. Heat in the
- 0:44water. Bro can't get it was like potch fam you are you talking about?
- 0:50Like, who's eating a wall? Now? He was going hard.
- 0:55He was talking about dude playing the like yo, like he was gonna die.
- 1:03He said, who's in a wall? Off? At ahi, guys,
- 1:11it is not that serious podcast. I happen to be one of your
- 1:15hosts. Michael Keen is in the building. A ka doctor w m J.
- 1:21Your boy cute yep and yeah yeah and we're here uh to uh you
- 1:30know, to to do the mathematics, to spread the knowledge uh my Asiatic
- 1:36kings and queens on this beautiful uh bitch balmy night and uh Keen's house in
- 1:45Delaware. M hmm. I love being a Delaware Delawarean, Delawarean Delaware Dela
- 1:52White, you know, definitely Dela White, the Delawareans, y'all see that
- 1:59fucking tweet that nigga posted. I'm still so confused by that. What nigga
- 2:06Joseph Biden just like, uh, he's not helping, He's not like it's
- 2:13like all you gotta do really is like not ship yourself and you can win.
- 2:20And you're like, what I obviously was not from him, right,
- 2:23I'm obviously not. But it's like, my, nigga, whose idea do
- 2:28you think? Like, come on, who okay this Who's like, who
- 2:32are running these social media teams? So let me do who are running these
- 2:37social media teams? Let me do my normal. What are we talking about?
- 2:40Go to Joe Biden's twitter on Twitter right now and you'll see the picture.
- 2:46As soon as you see it, you think it is that a picture
- 2:49for everyone that doesn't feel like going to it right now? It's a picture
- 2:52of him. It's it's a it's a picture that the other press the present
- 2:59before, a proper post right picture of him with the glowing red eyes that
- 3:02says, just like, we drew it up. But this is a bit
- 3:07problematic because you he's probably his team is probably talking about the super Bowl.
- 3:10But while the super Bowl is going on, there was some bombings there's you
- 3:16know, yeah, yeah that's wild. Yeah, so that posted with no
- 3:22context is crazy? Actually send that to me. That's gonna be the cover
- 3:25art. Sure, why not? Man look like uh fun, what's his
- 3:30name? From Homeland? That's old Homeland crazy Nazi And that's the title what
- 3:42biden Lander look at that? Maybe well we'll see how they have so progresses.
- 3:49I might find something bad. Yeah, but like and you already know
- 3:53that just fees into like that other side where they really they are convinced that
- 3:59he is like part of it. They all. I like how they simultaneously
- 4:03think that he is an old, incompetent man that can't even like has that's
- 4:10demented and has like Alzheimer's, you can't really know where he's at, but
- 4:15also simultaneously an evil mastermind that is destroying the country at this like simultaneously you
- 4:23understand, like these people are so like disconnected from reality that it doesn't make
- 4:30any sense. But you know what the problem with that is as demented and
- 4:34stupid as they are, there's a lot of them. So if enough of
- 4:40those idiots vote, we might have a problem, especially if you look at
- 4:46the numbers when drunk was voted in last dar, I'm looking at you.
- 4:51White women look great. Numbers don't look that great. And so now there's
- 4:57no COVID to stop them, you need to be a a little more tactful.
- 5:01Let's just focus on abortion. Yeah, let's focus on giving women their
- 5:05rights back, because that's about the only thing that's going to get these white
- 5:09bras in line. You would hope you would, I hope, I hope.
- 5:14I don't care more about your university. It's the white women in the
- 5:16States that took the laws away that be voting for him. Yeah, we
- 5:23don't have to get into that. We don't have to let me want to
- 5:25take away abortion, but has paid for a lot of them. So about
- 5:31the there's no smooth transition out there, there's nothing speaking of what what what?
- 5:42What are you about to say? Question? Uh huh? He said
- 5:46he going to help? Uh huh? Why is he going to hell?
- 5:48I don't know what I said speaking of speaking transitions, speaking of I only
- 6:00want to do it. It's so bad so and speaking of abortions, okay,
- 6:06No, So, as you were saying, as you were saying last
- 6:11episode, a lot of the technologies that's ever been invented has already been invented.
- 6:17Oh my yes, we're I can't even jump to the next thing.
- 6:21But but we're yep, nope, no, yeah, what were you saying?
- 6:26Mostly yeah, you can say it again if you want. How about
- 6:30us living at a time where everybody like they just thinking about yeah, in
- 6:33a time where there's abortion, right, it's already been invented abortion like you've
- 6:39been you being born or being just in a time where everything's is like been
- 6:45pretty much figured out, like what foods go together, what not, like
- 6:53what food to eat, like ship like that cars, right, technology,
- 7:00Yeah, there's the next big boom is listen right now, m J.
- 7:02You're making so much sense, But right now everybody's just focusing. I know,
- 7:05I'm trying to just we're playing ahead. We're playing ahead man something get
- 7:14Oh yeah, yeah, so I that I never sat around and thought about
- 7:18that, but now that that start is in my mind, Like I'm like,
- 7:23like a lot of times I'm on TikTok and I'm like watching dudes like
- 7:27like chef stuff up, like they say, like a sushi chef or something
- 7:31like how they figured out the what's it is the lion fish or what you
- 7:35wanting to fish? Like the poisonous fish, like how much you got to
- 7:39eat before it kills you? Or how or like us just eating certain animals
- 7:45that like or even plants like that, Like you're just like how do we
- 7:50like like a lot you know a lot of dead people. But it's like
- 7:56it isn't like yo, we were born in a time like this is off
- 7:59like every day that week past, that s past it like we have fucking
- 8:01lights, we have electricity. We have the first person like cook food right,
- 8:09like to render food and cook like oh wow, or the first person
- 8:11be like oh, seasonings, the accidental finding of seasonings, like I like
- 8:18to see there where seasonings were like, oh I could take this. I
- 8:26saw it that. It was like it was making a joke, but it
- 8:28was supposed to be like a king. It was like in a kingdom,
- 8:31like back in like whatever, I'm trying to think medieval times and uh,
- 8:39the dude was trying to poison the king or whatever and was trying to make
- 8:43a concoctions and he was it was like seiz and he was like what do
- 8:46you call this? And he's like and he just asked. He says,
- 8:50like pepper and I'm going to kill a lord and he like tries to make
- 8:54like a sauce, like but it's a cocoction. He's like and then he
- 8:58was like, yell at dude, like catch up and he's like, oh,
- 9:01ketch up. That's like I'm going to poison the earl? All right,
- 9:07what you're gonna make here? I made a poison. It's called guahamoule
- 9:11like like ship like that, like it was probably meant to kill somebody was
- 9:16yeah, yeah, Like that's what tricks me out, Like seasonings, like
- 9:20who's the first to make a fucking sauce? That's sauce? That's a season
- 9:26and I get season like it grows like that. You just kind of gotta
- 9:30like like time and so much you go away from food, think about music.
- 9:35Don't go away from food. This ship? What was not away from
- 9:39not? What was the first nigga trying to do that? Milk the cow?
- 9:43Oh yo? You know yeah yeah, oh yeah? What was he
- 9:48trying? What are you doing? You sick? Motherfucking thank you? But
- 9:52what were you doing? A cow? Or goat? Because that Joe,
- 9:56if you did a goat first, no, I probably didn't go first.
- 10:00Yo? How many animals did you go through? Because every how many gallons
- 10:03of seamen were drink before we decided, oh it's milk. They were jacking
- 10:11off different, they're just jack nah, no, just following on stuff about
- 10:18it. You don't know these animals. You just because you know the human,
- 10:24you know the anatomy. So these back in caveman days, I'm thinking
- 10:31this happened. I don't think they were milking, Mike, I don't know.
- 10:35I don't care. It's funny. No, stop trying to serious it
- 10:37out. It's not that serious, kid. Let's all right. Can we
- 10:45all put a timeline on what what? What era? Do you think milking
- 10:48of cows began? Of cows? The cows go milk like milk is like,
- 10:54oh, you can drink milk out of these animals. Well, you
- 10:58gotta think when they became domessic thing. I was gonna say, like over
- 11:05two thousand years ago, like okay, like like I don't even know,
- 11:07like a thousand BC. Who knows? So that what I'm saying, all
- 11:13right, did it just start with cows? Because if you look at it
- 11:18others, if you look at the otter, what male cows don't have others?
- 11:24Did you really just have to look that up? I just have to
- 11:26make sure. Niggas a fucking bull we know don't have so I should I
- 11:33should have kept that to your That's why I was trying to stop before.
- 11:35But before I spoke, I had to make sure I had to. They're
- 11:41not jacking off? How do you know that? But maybe not just jacking
- 11:46off other animals. That's that would still be women. Okay, are you
- 11:52pulling on dog nipples making sure that happened? Are you pulling on fucking squirrel
- 11:58nipples? Are you just pulling on random fucking cat nipples? Are you fucking
- 12:03orangutang nipples? Until you see? When? What? What determination of milks?
- 12:07Because they all make milk mammals, so which ones is? Like?
- 12:11All right, this is the good milk to drink, Like the cows are
- 12:13the milks to drink, and the goats are the milk to drink. But
- 12:18we shouldn't be drinking doberman milk. I'm sure somebody drinks, Okay. According
- 12:28to National Geography, it was about three thousands literally what Lama said, about
- 12:33three thousand years ago, people may have been using cow's milk to wean their
- 12:37babies by the Bronze Age, Yeah, are you talking about Patrick mahomes kids.
- 12:46Yes, age, So I'm thinking you can't tell me that are in
- 12:52the midst of these nipples that a few hundred people around the world. Was
- 12:56like, maybe the males make milk. I'm sure they enjoyed the milking the
- 13:05animals did. Yeah, who's to know. I don't know. I don't
- 13:16know. Do you think it feels good for milk? It's probably playing with
- 13:22his nipples. It's probably a relief. It's gotta be. They're not nipples.
- 13:31Nipples and others two different things. Yeah, I don't think. I
- 13:33don't know if they had the same sensation. Okay, the other is down
- 13:37here. The nipples like animals are up here, but we can chat that.
- 13:45I think that would be considered I said they do. I'm saying I
- 13:50believe that their others are. I think are the nipples. I think they
- 13:54are. I believe. Just type in cow nipples all comes up this O.
- 14:03Yeah, I mean that makes sense. Playing with having two sets of
- 14:05nipples in my experience a great time. Do they have nipples and others?
- 14:13Yeah, your nipples and otters, but bulls only have nipples. The we
- 14:20go. Okay, so score one for the old nigga got the all right,
- 14:28all right, he was there when cows invented you got it were named
- 14:33that got cow. He's like, where was that? It was? Like
- 14:41even words, that's the one. That's what fucks me up. What we're
- 14:45thinking about that thinking about the the inventiation of language, ah and other languages,
- 14:52yeah, other and and interpreting what like what's the same thing? What's
- 14:56the different language? That ship fucks me up? Also like that thing,
- 15:03I mean it is separate, but I always think that that with like people
- 15:07who speak other languages, Like do they like people who speak Spanish? Like
- 15:11they thinking their inner monologues in Spanish, but like they know multiple languages are
- 15:16there in the monologue is in I think language? Like that? That's just
- 15:24crazy because I only know one language. I wish I knew more, But
- 15:28like, how do you like people who speak Spanish or like have bilingual their
- 15:33bilingual Spanish speaking people bilinguals do your inner monologue in English and Spanish or whatever?
- 15:41When you think whatever your language you know lang, if you speak another
- 15:45language and English or multiple languages, what language do you have your inner monologue?
- 15:50I think I think about this like with like the first generation Americans to
- 15:54the like I said, like a Spanish speaking person, they're taught in both
- 15:58languages. Inner monologue is whatever language you speak the most commonly. Yeah,
- 16:03that's what I'm saying, Like I don't know that. I'm just saying like
- 16:06that baffles me though, if you only speak Spanish, like with your parents
- 16:10Spanish saying language, but like you speaking with everybody else's English, Like what
- 16:15do you do you think in Spanish? Do you think in English? I
- 16:18had a dream in Spanish, but since I don't know, like I'm not
- 16:22fluent in Spanish, I didn't know enough where it was happening to simple language.
- 16:30I guess they're talking about main It was just like such simple Spanish.
- 16:33It's that music like coming up with Como te Yama that was pretty good at
- 16:41may Yamo Calvin, Nah, I was good at Spanish. Your story like
- 16:48Mary Kano. Yeah, but liked think about Bbi Leo teka, like coming
- 16:56up with write notes or coming up with notes, coming up with music like
- 16:59all that. I think you need a certain thing in your brain for that
- 17:02music. Yeah, you know, I'm just saying, like the beginning of
- 17:07music. What times like when somebody was doing something it was like oh oh,
- 17:12and then that's fire. Like it progressed from here, let's not.
- 17:17Let's take time away from this hunting gathering to see what to see what this
- 17:22beats hit? I mean, think about the Native Americans like part of the
- 17:25rituals, like that's how it started, like thinking like the Native Americans they
- 17:27need drump circles and stuff. Listen, I hate to be that guy.
- 17:33I need to know the first time we first time, that's probably the oldest
- 17:37weed is like we put this in. This thing makes you feel good.
- 17:41They probably was just looking for something to burn and start a fire, but
- 17:45then the smoke had them feeling like a little I think I think that's what
- 17:48happened. Was that that's what really happened. Yeah, apparently like the first
- 17:52recorded like use of marijuana was like in China or somewhere. Talk about it,
- 17:56Mike, Oh baby, I'm a scot I do this. That's what
- 17:59Emperor shan in twenty seven twenty seven BC. But even uh listen, Hi,
- 18:08I thank you? Opium? Why am I so high? Can you?
- 18:17Oh you're not a kid, Yeah you're wild boy boy? Yeah opium.
- 18:25That's yeah, just all this just like I said, just another part.
- 18:30Well, at what point in humanity. Did we realize that semen is
- 18:36what gets women pregnant and that pulling out is the thing to do. I
- 18:41don't know, because they had a lot of ideas about what seemen was,
- 18:45That's what I'm saying they had They thought that. I'm pretty sure they thought
- 18:48they figured out the semen was just to pro create, Like well they before
- 18:52they thought it was all in the semen, like there's a whole body that
- 18:56would just form out of the nut just like like if you came on the
- 19:00ground, eventually, if you left it alone, a baby would come out.
- 19:03To say it, that's pretty much the lot fucking pregnancy because you don't
- 19:07know, like I mean, all that ship pregnancy has been on what I'm
- 19:12saying, like, so it's not like but yes, but I'm saying,
- 19:17like understand they don't have that core like like, oh, it's the nutting
- 19:19in you that's making this happen, not just the like if I just pull
- 19:23out, but also like I might have a whole likely chance of not doing
- 19:27this, the figuring out of being pregnant. Oh, like that ship at
- 19:34least a month at least. All you're saying that part like knowing that someone
- 19:38is pregnant at the very least, like and then realizing what the period stopping
- 19:45is the indication, and then also like whoa, what is this? Why
- 19:48is my belly getting bigger? That's like early, that's like that's what that's
- 19:52like chicken in the egg type. I don't think that ever happens, honestly,
- 19:56because like that's just happened. I just don't think. I don't think
- 20:00it's that a confusion where it's like what's the word estif whatever? That?
- 20:07What's that word? What the like pregnancy gestation? Yes, there you go
- 20:11period? You know what I mean? Like not everybody's nine months, so
- 20:18like human you gotta wait nine months versus like fucking or something like two years.
- 20:26But this topic reminds me of like when growing up, when I would
- 20:32be like playing video games or like watching something on TV my and my grandpa
- 20:37was there. He'd always be like amazed, like really amazed at like just
- 20:41me just doing such simple things to myself. But then I thought, like
- 20:45to him, this is like really spectacular because it's still amazes me bro like
- 20:52like what no, I'm talking was the stuff he was amazed at, just
- 20:57like me playing like Madden seven, like imagine your great grandfather seeing a cell
- 21:03phone for the first time. My dad used to sit there watching plate.
- 21:06But I'm saying I'm saying that too. That's just still amazing to go from
- 21:07we didn't have. It was fucking rocks and ship and we have like it
- 21:14came his time. All he had was like maybe the radio, yeah,
- 21:18and then black and white TV and then they had pong. Yeah, and
- 21:22now I have the game in the fact that like the radio was the entertainment,
- 21:27like no tea, Like you we need to all sit around together as
- 21:32a family and listen to the radio program figuring out the not the radio the
- 21:37signals to like, don't listen to all that. We got to turn the
- 21:41radio. Guys, it's time to go to bed. You only get ten
- 21:44more minutes of radio before bed, right now, everybody, now you are
- 21:53young. But I think it stopped like in the mid nineties, I think.
- 21:56But it used to be at a certain time the TV that because they
- 22:03would play the national anthem and then no TV pretty much. Yeah, it
- 22:08will be at the bars and ship mm hmm. Yeah, that's crazy for
- 22:12like a few hours and then like around the morning, it'll just start back
- 22:15at dark times that was the time. But back in the day, we
- 22:18can just kill somebody and get away with it. Cut my cable off,
- 22:22nigga, I'm pissed. Well, that's like back in the day, like
- 22:23the sixties, niggas have can run away from home and start a new family
- 22:29the town way from home, nigga, around the corner, down the street,
- 22:33start a family in Florence. Nobody knows. Yeah, nigga, you
- 22:38have a family in Newark, like near where we live, and then you
- 22:42can start a family in Wilmington. They'll never know. They won't know until
- 22:48after you die at the funeral, which is most multiple families, and then
- 22:53and if they play their cards right, you won't know then well unless they
- 22:57put the habituated in the newspaper. If you didn't change your name already.
- 23:03Yeah, man, it's just you weren't putting pictures in the newspaper. This
- 23:07is one of those mind boggling things, Like it's just like that's why I
- 23:10said, like damn, like we were born in a time where like I
- 23:12mean, I want to say, everything's figured out, but like for the
- 23:15most part, like stuff it's figured out, like you know what to eat,
- 23:18you know what, like all that shit man about to put this on
- 23:22streaming platforms and YouTube, like this is just just that alone, like crazy,
- 23:27damn, it's crazy. What the fuck did you do with babies fifty
- 23:32years ago and you couldn't give them YouTube? To shut the fuck up?
- 23:34You actually the parents, you know, you smacked the ship out of them,
- 23:37correct? Correct? You send them outside, which they need to bring
- 23:41back. Slap this ship out. It's one thing I think y'all might have
- 23:45been young. I'm trying to figure out. But I was thinking about this
- 23:49too. There was a point in the eighties and the to the mid nineties
- 23:56that kids were falling into wells a lot, right, But I think it's'
- 24:02were like I don't remember just like being born. Like I remember like a
- 24:04big ones when in the nineties and I remember this girl baby Jessica, that
- 24:08was like one of the biggest ones where like kids were falling into wells a
- 24:14lot. That was that was a thing. Wow, that wells because it
- 24:19was just opening the ground. They were open. They were just kids would
- 24:22falling. Like the Mike said, I got city with a nigga. You're
- 24:26talking about no, no, I'm talking I'm like, all right, but
- 24:27like you're talking about wells where it's just a hole in the ground where mean
- 24:32where it's like because normally when I think of wells like a little like brick,
- 24:36we put break around it. But you have a kid that's out playing,
- 24:40yeah, because that's back in the day we used to I mean,
- 24:41parents would just let your kids just go play's be home. By the time,
- 24:45you can't collect water in your backyard. You can't even like you can't
- 24:51collect rainwater. It's illegal. What collecting rain water is illegal in New Jersey?
- 24:57I know in New Jersey it is, yes, Delaware, but y'all
- 25:03yeah Delaware. Yeah, you know you ever heard of Baby Jessica? No
- 25:08where you were like literally probably like it stopped doing it because I read up
- 25:15on it, like they had to they made a law or something that they
- 25:18all had to be covered or it was something that happened like they all all
- 25:21well had to be covered some man. So that was at the point where
- 25:23they stopped. When you were born, I barely remember nine eleven ain't the
- 25:27way I remember Baby Jessica. The rescue of Jessica McClure. I remember that
- 25:32ship like it was yesterday. Yeah, Baby Jessica. That was like,
- 25:37oh, it was nineteen eighty seven. Yeah, I remember that because she
- 25:41was just born. No, but there was there was still a bunch of
- 25:44after that. It used to happen. They made a television movie about it
- 25:45used to happen a lot. It used to be on the news, like
- 25:49saving baby Jessica, a little dumb ass baby fall on the well every every
- 25:53year. It was like a kid that fell in the well. It's crazy.
- 25:57Yeah, it was always like a it was That's the thing. It
- 26:00was weird. And I guess because I fly a lot TV. This is
- 26:04what I think about, how the fun we go from like the Wright Brothers
- 26:07bullshit plane to fucking air busses and several back and that's how it happens.
- 26:12Like fucking crazy, Nigga, I'll be on the plane. Yeah, what
- 26:15the fucking my right, nigga. Years ago, you used to have to
- 26:21start cars with a hand crank, Nigga, that's why a hand cranks.
- 26:26Why I say, nigga, Bridges and to wind the car up to drive
- 26:30that bitch. Bridges and tunnels they did all that ship without modern technology.
- 26:33That's that's actually pretty amazing. Yeah, build a tunnel through a fucking mountain.
- 26:38Yeah, how the mountain. The one is the underwater ship under the
- 26:45water or bridge. Yeah, how do you tunnels on the wall? That
- 26:49Chesabare Bay bridges, that ship bridges bridges is crazy. Bridges is crazy.
- 26:55That Chessabare Bay Bridge like a like a like a major bridge, like a
- 27:00one that was built. Like yes, yes, Q, that Chesapeake Ray
- 27:03Bridge is a motherfucker that that The fact that that is a real thing is
- 27:07nuts. Nigga. That one, that one bridge you're talking when we was
- 27:08going down to Maryland, like that one, that's what that's that's what you're
- 27:11talking about. Is that the two three miles, Yeah, youre talking about
- 27:15some different Yeah, the other one bridge talking a few miles. I'm not
- 27:19talking about the Chesapeake when I'm talking about the one. It's like you're on
- 27:22your right before you get to Baltimore and it's like high as fuck, you're
- 27:27above the water, but it's like between the mountains. Yeah, it goes
- 27:32up. That it's one that goes really hogh. It gives me anxiety,
- 27:34that one. But like building it goes up and it's like building that ship
- 27:38like that ship is crazy. Yeah, nigga has to figure out bridges and
- 27:44tunnels today, Like trip me out, trip out today it's still tripping me
- 27:48four point three miles and it's a combination of bridges and tunnels. That's crazy.
- 27:55But yeah, these ain't even high thoughts. These are just everybody listened
- 27:59to this right now. These niggas highest. It's amazed by hard advance,
- 28:03high on life. But yes, we just appreciate, you know, having
- 28:07the thought process of that spectrum of things. Speaking of spectrums. Oh that
- 28:12was yeah, good job. Love on the Spectrum. It's not a new
- 28:18show, but it's been. It's new to me. Y, you watch
- 28:22it too. It's entertaining it, it's interesting, honestly, it's very cute.
- 28:29Yes it is cute, all right, break it down for somebody who
- 28:32don't listen like me, Break it all right. Love on the Spectrum is
- 28:37a show about people on the autistic spectrum and varying degrees and levels pretty much
- 28:45all adults in the spectrum basically on their journeys to find love and relationships and
- 28:51companionship dating on their first dates. Different audis like what talking with themselves,
- 28:59friends and family, how what they seek in a partner, what their views
- 29:03on lovely, what love is, what they perceive love to be, what
- 29:07their expectations of it are and their pursuit of it. What I continue to
- 29:15continue, Oh my god, it's to add to the conversation. Go ahead,
- 29:21continue. That's the show pretty much the show. And it's like,
- 29:29it's very interesting to just see them interact like how because with a lot of
- 29:36people on the spectrum, the you know, the biggest thing, the one
- 29:40of the biggest identifiers is like the social cues aren't always there. But that's
- 29:48you know, that's only kind of like a thing with people who aren't on
- 29:52the spectrum or are very far on the one in the spectrum that not really
- 30:00in it, you know what I mean. That's only apparent to people who
- 30:04aren't on it. But when you see two people who are in the spectrum
- 30:08interact with each other, it's as an outside person looking in. It's wild.
- 30:17It's kind of funny. I'll be real, it's funny just see how
- 30:22like making fun of them. It's like, wow, like my brain,
- 30:27I know their different brains are different than mine, but in my brain,
- 30:30I could never think to just say something like that. So casually, like
- 30:36I was watching these one these two they were on a date and then one
- 30:38guy he's like they're very, very nervous. I know, if you've seen
- 30:42the one, like he brought her to like this mansion place. It was
- 30:47outside of the mansion, like he was like where they did Game of Thrones.
- 30:49I believe no Game of Thrones. Hung yes, he's like he mentioned
- 30:53that, he's just spinning off random facts. And then like in the middle
- 30:59of the date at least, I don't even know if you call that a
- 31:02date, because literally they met each other. They just sat in front of
- 31:06like this little park area. They sat there and talked for like a few
- 31:08minutes, and they moved up to the stage and talk the steps and talk
- 31:12and then left. But literally, like four different times throughout this conversation goes,
- 31:18how do you think this is going? I'm like, damn okay,
- 31:22Like I get it. One checkup that yeah, he did like six checkups,
- 31:29Like damn nigga, Like just let it happen now. I want to
- 31:33know how it's going. He's like, how is it going? I want
- 31:37to know how do you feel about this date? Right now? I asked
- 31:38you another question, how do you think it's going? Now? I mean,
- 31:42how has that changed? My man was going through it. But before
- 31:45they went on a date. When they was doing the speed date, I
- 31:48didn't see that. Is that way? Is that the blonde one? No,
- 31:49it's the guy. Uh yeah blonde. No, he's a brunette.
- 31:55Oh no, I think the guy. They asked the girl about going hiking.
- 32:00Oh no, no, the speed I'm just speaking with dating was different.
- 32:02I'm thinking another one. Yeah, yeah, like you like on hiking
- 32:07and she was like, no, I don't like nature. And in the
- 32:08middle of the date he sees him writing down no, yeah, like outdoors,
- 32:20that's Connor. Yeah, And then like the producers were like, did
- 32:23you write that down? While she was saying that. He was like yeah,
- 32:27you're not supposed to he was, and the producers like, yeah,
- 32:29you should probably wait until after they leave to write down. He was like,
- 32:31fuck, I know, I messed up. Yeah. It's like they're
- 32:36so innocent because it's like they wanted. But he was the one that was
- 32:38like talking to his mom and talking about like like talking about paparazzi and stuff
- 32:43like that, and she was just like relax, you know what. I
- 32:45don't know what season when I just remember his one clip. It was an
- 32:49Indian guy and he was told his mom about dating. He goes I don't
- 32:53want an Indian girlfriend. The honesty he just he was. He's like,
- 32:59we're we're happy for uh for whatever he's going on his first day today.
- 33:06He's like, yep, he's looking for a girlfriend. Like I don't want
- 33:07any girlfriend, thank you. She's like, okay, my too, Abby
- 33:15and uh Tanner. Abby's the design the the girl like their boyfriend and girlfriend
- 33:21now like her. Oh the ones that went to Africa. Yeah, you
- 33:24know what. I meant to mention that one, cause like what kind of
- 33:30money they got where? That's just a date, Like let's go on so
- 33:32far into Africa. Sometimes, well the boyfriend already been so like, I
- 33:38swear to God, wanted to see these motherfucking lions so goddamn bad. I
- 33:46know that. That poor little African man was so fucking annoyed. Was like,
- 33:51bitch, we will get to the lions. When we get to the
- 33:53lions. She asked this, motherfucker, like nine times eighteen different ways are
- 34:00we gonna see the lions? Are the lions there? Supposed see the lions
- 34:05tomorrow? But what about the lions? Now? Like this is not a
- 34:07zoo, this is actual nature. We are in their actual habitat. There's
- 34:13not a pin. You can't. I can't just throw off bread crumbs and
- 34:15the fucking lions will come out, Like we got to catch them where they're
- 34:20at, wherever they may be at. But she's you know, she's pure
- 34:22of hearts. Yeah, yes, they're innocence. But I'm thinking about me
- 34:30driving in the hot sun, and then I gotta hear the lions, the
- 34:34lions. Oh there's no lions. There's not no lions, bitch, it's
- 34:38there's not here right now, Mike, Mike is too deep into carre.
- 34:44Mike's the driver. Now you y'all thinking if y'all was him right now and
- 34:49one hundred and seventy seven thousand degree weather, you're driving, you're you're you're
- 34:54driving these four colonizers around your homeland, and then you gotta hear for the
- 35:00lions, the mines, and then you answered her four times already. I'm
- 35:04sure the drivers was told what, like what was going on? Well,
- 35:07yeah, I bet you. Yeah, that's fine. But that still wears
- 35:10on you, still wears down on you. Sure, But but I ain't
- 35:15gonna wear like that. It was like, bitch, shut up, No,
- 35:19I didn't do it, but I know it has Like if this fucking
- 35:22bitch doesn't say anything about these goddamn lions. Again, it's going to feed
- 35:29her to the lions. What the hell? Whatever it was bleep in thirty
- 35:37five minutes. Uh yeah, Like you gotta tell me that wears on you
- 35:42like I know it must. It's a common Oh my god, that's probably
- 35:46there's probably like a tenth tour of the day. Hey, it's not that
- 35:52I used to work kids the spectrum. It don't work like that with the
- 35:54tours. I'm sure it seemed a lot more than you work with kids in
- 35:59this spectrum at ymc ain't not and that Sarenetty Serengetty Nigga. You don't think
- 36:05I was just you were outside in Wilmington, Delaware, not in the wilds
- 36:12of Africa. The heat is very different, my friend. Like I was
- 36:15about to say, I'm sure probably with people that don't believe in the spectrum.
- 36:19But and Keenan, you're with them all the time. The tour guy
- 36:24guy is not with them all the time at all. But what I'm trying
- 36:27to say is, I'm sure it wasn't as much as the as the the
- 36:31show made it. The show made it seem more. Yes, they grammaticized
- 36:37it a bit. Yes, we mean dramatic, sided, traumatized, traumatize
- 36:39it than you like like. So though, those multiple instances where she's asking
- 36:44about the line, that could have just been one time, and they just
- 36:46chopped up into multiple things. All right, for you to hear you four
- 36:50times I said, no, don't ask me again. I told you that
- 36:54would be more annoying, all consecutively to someone who doesn't. Are they going
- 37:00to be lions? Yeah, to someone who doesn't, someone who doesn't deal
- 37:04with them, Yeah, on the regular in the hot and then let's be
- 37:08real that culture might may or may not be understanding of that though of them.
- 37:19That goes back to our other conversation figuring out Ah, oh well,
- 37:24I mean it has taking us a long time, very long. We're just
- 37:29now turning the corner to day in twenty twenty four. What they used to
- 37:32do, the other things they used to do dastardly. If you watch that
- 37:37movie or three hundred what's called the Bottomy, Yeah, we the bottom the
- 37:43botomy shot they yeah, three hundred you just saying no defective down the whale.
- 37:50Yeah, that's why niggas was falling in the web. They was chucking
- 37:52on the phone. They were being thrown, they were getting chucked down there,
- 37:57they were skipping them like rocks but luckily. But yeah, so that's
- 38:00what I'm saying that that would be probably more annoying. Four times in a
- 38:06minute, asked me about these goddamn lions. Think he did it? But
- 38:12did she see the lions? Did She didn't even know what I'm saying,
- 38:14saw yeah, good God, And then she saw the I was like,
- 38:20God, kind of like she said something like, oh, that never happened
- 38:23to me or something like yes, because the lion was like it was eating
- 38:27something like a dead animal, and she was like, yeah, that Wi'll
- 38:30never happen to me. I'm like, never happened to me, though,
- 38:32yes, Oh damn, we didn't talk about that. God damn it.
- 38:37Yeah, oh yeah, it happens. And then it was one dude,
- 38:45the one guy was like, They're like, it's like, ah, the
- 38:50one at the end of the one day. The girl was like, I
- 38:52think I want to see you again, and he goes, uh, maybe
- 38:58maybe next week. I don't know, all right, bye. I was
- 39:02like, damn, yeah, I love the honesty, bro. My guy,
- 39:07My guy was tannered. The one that's like I want to bring joy
- 39:09to I got I'm here to bring joy to the world. He was really
- 39:13happy. Yeah, he's always happy talking. He was, he was.
- 39:16He was on that one day with that one chick. She was giving him
- 39:19nothing but you know, but keeping that conversation a lot. But he was
- 39:23and he was like do you think I think you're pretty? And do you
- 39:25think I'm cute? And like he says, like I want nice like Christian
- 39:30girl or something like that. He wasn't letting her get nothing out, like
- 39:32they asked him like dude, like girls who were talking if He was like,
- 39:36yeah, but think it is On that day, he was literally asking
- 39:37the question. They answering the question before she had the beauty of like the
- 39:42she was just sitting there saying nothing. Though. I was like, dahn,
- 39:45hey, brother, want to freak up the different types. But yeah,
- 39:52it's a spectrum. It's a spectrum. So it's like very he she
- 39:58had down So yeah, okay, I didn't see that part. Yeah I'm
- 40:05not sure what what what form of that he had, but that one had
- 40:09huh okay. Yeah, but the first time I heard of that, I
- 40:17was like, people are cruel? Yeah you think that? Wow? Yeah,
- 40:23what sick Man was like, you know what, this needs to be
- 40:27televised. This needs to be televised. But then why, I'm like,
- 40:30okay, it is cute. It's definitely cute. I don't think they were
- 40:32trying to be cruel. I think they were more human, right, But
- 40:37I see how you would say that, Keenan, because you think of it
- 40:39like just entertainment. It's like just as simple as possible, Like we're going
- 40:45to have a show about watching autistic people fall in love and it's just like,
- 40:47what the fuck are you doing? I'm sure, I'm sure the person
- 40:52who thought of the idea had a holistic reasoning, but yeah, that put
- 40:54the money to some reason. Yeah, like oh yeah, no, this
- 40:59is gonna be great, Yeah, this is gonna be great. I mean,
- 41:01we got crazy show. We got shows about six hundred pounds black white,
- 41:06fat people because and I say that those people are bullies because they don't
- 41:14get a funk about them actually losing the weight. They're just like that sho
- 41:16wouldn't be metle. That's another episode. Thanks thanks Fatty toc is raking it
- 41:25be in the garbage, that's ship he I mean you would saying being in
- 41:31garbage, but it's fucking populous, especially when you are in a relationship that's
- 41:37like the relationship easy easy money in reality TV, I think are responsible for
- 41:42like eighty percent of our problems as well. Yes, yes, maybe not
- 41:46TLC, but reality TV reality But like the manufactured reality TV, it's all
- 41:53manufactured. It wasn't it wasn't always. Oh yeah, it wasn't always.
- 41:58But now it's just like we got to push. But that was the thing
- 42:00when we talked about before about like the new like the Disney no more the
- 42:05Disney kids and stuff, is like these are the new stars, reality stars,
- 42:12and they're not even as talented. Like that's the that's the problem,
- 42:15and triple threats like the old Disney. You get a reality stars, you
- 42:19gotta stop making some of these streamers and such. Yeah, yeah, you
- 42:29want to talk about this, I can ask real question, real quick,
- 42:31real quick, real quick, talk about what I can't believe these niggas making
- 42:35me defend jo buddy. You don't have to. I am talking about that.
- 42:38You're talking about the other thing you put on there? What are you
- 42:43okay? Never mind? Just yeah, just talk about other things. No,
- 42:45go ahead, just finished. You're here now, don't look look at
- 42:47it, but yeah, we don't have to talk about Yeah, that's yeah,
- 42:53it's not even there anymore. Just go Yeah, apparently you know Aiden
- 43:02Ross and Aiden Ross was talking about Joe, Butden he called him like a
- 43:08loser old man, blah man. Some things have to have to be deleted.
- 43:21What can we can you tell me if we problems not to talk about
- 43:23it? It was just funny, like watched the Christian Rock as it said
- 43:30on our notes, what's she doing? What she said about? That's what?
- 43:35Yeah, I've seen that. Yeah, that's really bad. She's get
- 43:37out. We don't. We don't have to talk. We got talking about
- 43:39Joe in the in the streamers. Yeah, the streaming niggas is whack.
- 43:44I'm sorry, it's just I'm not gonna say. I can't. I don't
- 43:49want to be the old nigga that says, you know, whatever, what
- 43:51they do is valid for their audience and who look up to them. But
- 43:54let's let's bring some talent back. Let's first of all, yeah, let's
- 44:00be mindful when we start talking about people like, let's not listen, Joe
- 44:06Budden is a nice punching bag for many reasons or whatever, but let's not
- 44:10act like he's not one of the better rappers. Well, he hasn't been
- 44:14one of the better actual rappers that has an actual talent right in all time
- 44:22also has an all time song that's never gonna go away. You can make
- 44:27fun of pumping up all you want, but that he kind of is like
- 44:30the pioneer of some of this stuff they're doing. Yeah, I think the
- 44:36simplest angle to take is what Killer Mike said, how Killer Mike handles it.
- 44:40Yeah, I thought that was whack too from constant that like, you
- 44:43know, like you don't think streamers are well, those streamers are talented.
- 44:49They have a talent. It's not very useful for how you figure I think
- 44:55it is. I don't know if it's talent versus maybe skill. It takes
- 45:00some skill to be able to entertain and captivate an audience of that many people
- 45:06for eight hours and ten hours every day of the week, to keep that
- 45:09many eyeballs on you to just come up with to do every day. So
- 45:15having a skilled I'm saying, I don't know if your talent skill, whatever
- 45:19you want to call it, talent, whatever you want to call it talent,
- 45:22a talent. I think it's a talent. That's when you look at
- 45:27the spectrum of talents, it's very replicable. M it's low stakes talent,
- 45:39like it's nothing. It's a product of the time. Why is that?
- 45:43I mean, I mean, I don't mean to play like devil, but
- 45:45why is that low stakes? Because I mean, yeah, Q shared it,
- 45:50Duke Dennis broad broke it down. It's like there's a system like pretty
- 45:54much that you could just do and you could be a talent or successful as
- 46:00a lot of the streamers just systematically. The only thing to say about him,
- 46:04he was saying using like basically what he said, you were piggybacking off
- 46:09of the work a Kai or Aiden or a Duke or somebody or Speed,
- 46:14but going off your own. Yeah. Like what he was saying is basically
- 46:17you take what they do and you react to it, and it puts your
- 46:22stuff in the same algorithm as theirs if you do it enough. Right.
- 46:25So like somebody like Kai, where a lot of his ship is original,
- 46:30right, So he's not piggy, he's not reacting to Well, now a
- 46:32lot of them react to each other, right, or reacts to react to
- 46:36that already exists. Yeah, it's just like you're going on people's Instagram plages.
- 46:42You bring in some instagram check, right, you're gonna go through your
- 46:45homies instagrams like what would you rate them? Would you fuck them? Word?
- 46:51But it's hard to keep people entertained for ten houris some of the ship
- 46:54is gonna be a little weird and want helps. What's the difference between what
- 46:58they're doing what we were doing. I wouldn't say that we're uber talented for
- 47:04doing this. And also not everybody can do this. I don't think not
- 47:07everybody can do this, but I will also the conversation are y'all this I
- 47:10just wanted to make sure y'all are clear. This shifted from what the problem
- 47:14or what their back and forth was, right, Like, nobody called them
- 47:15talentlessen No, no, like this, this is not what you're saying that
- 47:20it's he was. I think it started with like he was talking about like
- 47:25Joe Buddes, That's what it all started with the Travis skit, Travis Scott,
- 47:30right, it was Kay said that all due respect to Killer Mike,
- 47:35we don't want to see that ship. We'd rather the Utopia's or the Drake,
- 47:37which is like Nigga Drake was like this ain't or not. Drake Joe
- 47:42was like, this ain't for you, young niggas. Shut the fuck up.
- 47:45Not things about y'all young niggas. This is which is very logical to
- 47:49think, like it's the Grammys, nigga, nobody like I can't be playing
- 47:59feet like these grown as niggas and tuxedos don't want to see you go fiend
- 48:08thirty nigga. This is not Coachella, nigga. It's not the same thing.
- 48:14It's not that this is every like And I think that's what you're saying,
- 48:17like everything is not for you exactly. That's what you need to understand
- 48:22that the Grammys is not for you. I like what he said, like
- 48:28bitches lathered up and washed. They ass for a long time to be here.
- 48:32They're not trying to see that ship. And plus they're talking about how
- 48:37everybody was like you told me what snuff when I came out, a lot
- 48:39of people saying the album was fucking mid, even people that like traviling.
- 48:45So I don't understand why y'all think this motherfucker. It's because for them it
- 48:51is the best. It's just like Kennan's last week, Like Kennan didn't know
- 48:53the killer Mike West sending cont I don't know who the fuck this nigga is.
- 48:58And then you also got remembered the people he's not talking to. Oh
- 49:00he's he's talking to year old sixteen year olds, and talking to is different.
- 49:07It doesn't matter when you're talking. When you're at a certain place,
- 49:10everybody's gonna see it. I didn't see it, Okay, some context of
- 49:15this not saying there's a lot of ship that we don't see or y'all don't
- 49:17see. But that's a common theme amongst this group. But he's the no
- 49:25keep on going. This was blown out of proportion in my opinion, right
- 49:31as someone who follows this realm of ship. Uh huh. Joe and Kyle
- 49:37had some back and forth for a little bit now because Joe trashed him for
- 49:39the ship in New York when he had all the kids outside, right,
- 49:44so they've had some like little punching bags back and forth. Joe used his
- 49:50used Ky's audio about talking about Travis Scott should have win as like the intro
- 49:54to his Grammys segment on the pod being like this is for the old niggas.
- 49:59He wasn't really disin kind it was more so just like you know,
- 50:01it like Coy took it as because he uses audio up, so like he
- 50:06took it that way because they already have a history of not really like to
- 50:08have something back and forth. He probably took it but just well within his
- 50:12right to feel that way. But it really wasn't about Coy. It was
- 50:14just it's about y'all. Like but you know, I listened to the clip
- 50:17and it's like it's about the arrogance in which when you speak about something it's
- 50:22like yo, I mean Joe Budden has that same arrogance. It definitely does,
- 50:28definitely does. But I think he does have an arrogant but it's a
- 50:31more of a perspective and don't acknowledge the young niggas. Young nigga don't knowledge
- 50:36old fact. It's just a back and forth, constant thing and that's how
- 50:38it's always going to be. But I think that's how it's gonna how it
- 50:40is. But I think in this one is a very clear if you take
- 50:45a second and look at it just a second, that wasn't that wasn't the
- 50:53place for that on who's part, Like Travis Scott, you told me doing
- 50:58the from the year old wait, are you talking about the Grammy No?
- 51:01Are you talking about them or him winning Best Rap Album? Or are you
- 51:06talking about the performance? Both both? Right, I think because that falls
- 51:14into the like you're like a look not hip hop historian, but like you
- 51:16like a lot of the older hip hop acts. Yeah, but I don't
- 51:19listen. I've never listened to killing like a day in my life. Right,
- 51:22but you just understand I'm aware of him. Yeah, you just understand,
- 51:24like I understand. I was surprised to anybody, I'm like, damn,
- 51:28he did a sweet Yeah, but I wasn't gonna go micro soft like
- 51:34that that type of narrative that happens all day. Like, all right,
- 51:37let's have some like you know what I mean. Just like Joe Budden was
- 51:42performative, Kai has to be performative. Yeah, to keep that's what they
- 51:46do. Kai got some back and forth ship with them. Like I said,
- 51:50it's all back and forth and it's just get a little nasty. Aiding
- 51:53and Kai are real real tight. So that's why he jumped in. Then
- 51:57white boy, calm down, you you you stay over there like they you
- 52:01worry about getting your money back from twenty one savage fuck nigga, he did.
- 52:06He would you worry about that? He said, And you heard about
- 52:09twenty one, it's it's gonna be a while now. But twenty one releasing
- 52:14like cards and dice, that's what you're talking about, that's what you're talking
- 52:16about. Yeah, but he released like twenty one as like official cards and
- 52:21dice. He oh no, oh no, you're talking about like products.
- 52:23Yeah, oh no, I didn't know that. So wow. They're saying
- 52:27like it might be like a rollout, Yeah, yeah, which is just
- 52:32like it makes it. I don't see that as being far fetched. I
- 52:36can see that being a real thing. Exactly. Everything's a rollout. But
- 52:38if you look at it, like he just had twenty one on, right,
- 52:42they both did. They both just had twenty one. Uh he had
- 52:45Cardi on for two seconds play work Cardy. So like them, niggas are
- 52:49tapped in with that younger rap generation, right, so they're gonna ride for
- 52:53them and Joe is Joe had killing mic on a couple months ago, so
- 52:57it's just like, might handle it away very greatly. Joe said that too.
- 53:02Joe's like I would have liked him to, he said, he ended
- 53:07the way I should have. I just get on here and be talking.
- 53:10This is the podcast exactly. He's like, but they said that a lot
- 53:14nicer than what I said. But it's the same ship. But yeah,
- 53:15I just feel like I would have understood this whole lot thing if it was
- 53:21for a project that was universally thought of as good. Yeah, But this
- 53:28was like, to him, that's what the music is, so like,
- 53:31like we do this here, think it's to him, though maybe I know
- 53:36a lot of people and that that loved him did not think that album was
- 53:39good, right, But we just did the same thing with Beyonce and Usher,
- 53:44Like he swear about this Usher album already. Right, You're like,
- 53:46Nigga, I don't even care to listen to the ship. Yeah, because
- 53:51but again, it's all about how I'm disrespectful to everybody when it comes to
- 53:54beyond. Yeah, it's just how you see it because you're not Beyonswer.
- 53:58And I think the more we the more we do this and the more we
- 54:00talk about music, it's just like it's so fucking subjective, bro, what
- 54:05are you gonna do at the end of the day. You gotta just live
- 54:07and let live when it comes because we never gonna fucking agree on it.
- 54:09But who realized that the c note. Okay, I got some questions.
- 54:16Okay, are we tired of streaming? Are the streaming services? Yes?
- 54:22Maybe should we just go back to cable now? There's nothing we can do
- 54:24at this point? No, Well I pose that because I don't know if
- 54:29you've seen that the sports streaming thing that's coming out, the collaborative, the
- 54:34collaborative ESPN, T and T. Like, like you're saying, what's the
- 54:37difference between that and just fucking cable? Just get cable, go back to
- 54:39what we were doing. No. I mean, honestly, all those networks
- 54:44could just do it without Cable because they don't really because like we don't need
- 54:49Comcast except for internet. So if the networks somehow just all came together and
- 54:53just like package cable service from comcas, yeah, but then you need Comcasts
- 55:00in order to get cabled exactly. That's the problem. But that's what I'm
- 55:04saying, Like Comcast has the infrastructure, that's the problem, right, because
- 55:06of the hardwired ship, right, Comcast has the infrastructure. Well, they
- 55:09have the infrastructure to at least you need you at least need Wi Fi.
- 55:14Right, So that's what you need Comcasts for. But I'm talking about like
- 55:17I'm talking because you have to pay for all this stuff, right, it's
- 55:21not all like it's like a It's like you got to pay for individually individually.
- 55:24Well, some things are starting to group together, like with Disney.
- 55:28So that's what happening. That's what the new thing you see it. Look
- 55:35how fast we got back to that what to Look how fast we got back
- 55:38to the niggas not knowing ship working on. It's like esp with my baby,
- 55:45that's all I do. My who else is there? Not smoke weed?
- 55:47Because I had big one. It's like three big sports providers Fox,
- 55:53ESPN, Fox and TEMT Sports. Yeah, so imagine all that. This
- 55:58is the big It should be a big deal to you form like watching sports
- 56:00and TV give like you know, listen, you ain't for all this ship.
- 56:07It's a bunch of big sports broadcasts under one streaming service. Now whatever,
- 56:12we're gonna pay for it. But I'm saying that's not what he's asking.
- 56:15Yeah, but should we go back to keble at this point? Is
- 56:17it's not the same thing? No, it is, it's it is.
- 56:21It's like it's almost it's almost more. It's almost more confusing now because you
- 56:23gotta go to this that for that because confusing. But there's also so much
- 56:30more content. It's like almost excessive content. It's too much choice, Like
- 56:35you can't think of how many times like when I'm want, when I want
- 56:37to watch something, I can't. I don't even watch anything new because it's
- 56:44just so intimidating to just find something without a recommendation. Damn not for real.
- 56:51I would have never watched Miss Missus Smith if y'all an't come here talking
- 56:53about the last week. No, think about it, think about think of
- 56:57all that, think of just one app think of just Netflix, all the
- 57:01ship that's on there that you just skip. But now all the stuff like
- 57:09all the documentaries you don't watch, all the comedies you don't watch, all
- 57:14the dramas you don't watch, animates, you don't watch sci fi sports,
- 57:19all that shit, all the ship you don't watch, and god awful amount
- 57:24of time, God awful ship. Then you Boom, Now, HBO,
- 57:30Max, Amazon, Hulu, Disney plus it's so much stuff, That's what
- 57:38I'm saying, Like it doesn't even make it enjoyable to have all that stuff
- 57:44because it's too much. It's too much, like too much from too much
- 57:49to choose from, and so what ends up having I know what happens in
- 57:52my case, I end up just watching some ship that I've already watched a
- 57:57thousand times because it's just easier that way. I don't do that those people
- 58:00that I'm saying, it's to the point where you have to buy this thing
- 58:05in order to watch, right, Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
- 58:07Yeah, yeah, Peacock even like the thing, the thing in order to
- 58:10watch raw you have to have a subscription to Netflix in order to watch That's
- 58:15where that's what I'm saying is getting to Yeah you have to Yeah, it's
- 58:21you have to buy this. I think the solution would be cable again,
- 58:25but cable providers have an app where you can watch a live to they do.
- 58:30Yeah, right, but now everything has moved away. But the problem
- 58:32is, but all that back, well, yeah, the problem is the
- 58:35networks are these what are whatever you want to call them networks channels? They
- 58:39have this extra revenue coming from the apps. Yeah, so why are they
- 58:44the supers more profitable at this point and you have the infrastructure to do it
- 58:46just like but yeah, like Peacock, Peacock has it with like the Premier
- 58:52League where they have some games only on Peacock, and then some games are
- 58:55going on NBC Sports. Then you can't watch all the games on Peacock,
- 59:00even if you're paying this extra money. So it's just like, well,
- 59:02now that the new thing that just happened, a playoff game is going to
- 59:06be is it Amazon Prime? Probably get prim YouTube TV? No, it
- 59:13was it was somebody else. Playoff playoff game next year is going to be
- 59:19on another on the streams about NFL, Yes, didn't they have that this
- 59:22past year? Like it was it was Amazon only that I think it was
- 59:25Peacock it was, I think it was, but I think it's another one
- 59:29now. I think then the NBA Final, the NBA Finals or NBA playoffs
- 59:32just did something for the streamers service. Oh there's so many. Maybe was
- 59:36first round because I could see that because I usually have it like yeah so
- 59:39much. I ain't gonna by I'm still just gonna find a link on in
- 59:43and then watching it on my computer. But that ship, It's like at
- 59:49this point, come on, like this is getting out of It's like every
- 59:52time I want to look up a game or a show, I gotta look
- 59:55it up to see what happened to you to go to google the game that
- 59:59type. And I got to see this the super Bow. I'm all right,
- 1:00:06what appen? I gotta watch this on bitch. I'm running out of
- 1:00:07emails on free subscriptions. I got some questions for you all ask me from
- 1:00:16our lovely pier Tier three Patreon members. Subscribe. Subscribe, then I'll ask
- 1:00:23you questions every week. Would you rather be missing one of your arms,
- 1:00:29oh boy, or my legs two inches off your dick? Please? No,
- 1:00:35please, I'm sorry. I don't care how much money you pay.
- 1:00:37That's a fucking stupid question. We are skipping that. What Mike is trying
- 1:00:43to say is like ask us some real compelling questions, like i'd say one
- 1:00:46of them. I'll answer the question. Yes, I want to keep my
- 1:00:50penis attack so it wouldn't be attached to for you lost intact. I mean
- 1:00:54I wanted the way it is the way God gave me, and give me
- 1:00:57the smaller dick. I'm keeping my own. I don't need my left arm.
- 1:01:00I don't, Yes, you do, I don't for what you'd be
- 1:01:04surprised with? What you need? I get a prosthetic. Keep it moving.
- 1:01:06Let's go people. You know how you got left arm, and prosthetics
- 1:01:09aren't just cheap. You can't just go to Walmart, like, let me
- 1:01:13get the left arm. Yeah, that's fine. I want my penis.
- 1:01:16Who is the person that figured out the prosthetic had it? Mm hmmm hm
- 1:01:21hm hm, give me the short the penis too. Muches ain't that much.
- 1:01:30It's motherfuckers. I hear that. That's getting it done with two,
- 1:01:32so I won't be at too. So I'll be fine. That's true too.
- 1:01:37They usually don't deny you when they see it. They just they just
- 1:01:42say, not what I expected. But we're here now. It's very rare.
- 1:01:47I mean, I don't know, because well, I'm pretty sure it's
- 1:01:52never having a lot work. They like, oh, that's too small.
- 1:01:57Actually you're not having sex. That's too small. Yeah, there's it's called
- 1:02:00a micro microphenis said. I mean, at that point, you have a
- 1:02:04medical condition and you just need to make peace with whatever God you prayed to.
- 1:02:07You get a prosthetic. You need to get a prostheticund with a strap
- 1:02:12you can. Let's colored ship. I was watching on some dude had a
- 1:02:17microphenus. He was breaking down crime. I watched a mini documentary about a
- 1:02:21guy with a micro penis. Many a documentary, yeah, because multiple documentaries
- 1:02:25on micro many documentary. Oh, I think you said many, like a
- 1:02:30small document to a microphan. I was like, how many doctors they have
- 1:02:39miniature documentary on a guy with a microphene and I remember he's just breaking down.
- 1:02:45He was just like crying. He's one of the regular penis. How
- 1:02:51long was it micro? Well, the penis was less than it's hard.
- 1:02:59It was really bad, like it was really really bad. Looks like a
- 1:03:04baby toe. No, it was like this. I felt so bad for
- 1:03:07the guy. Yeah, he showed him. Look up micros crazy. It's
- 1:03:15really it's really bad. It was like ten, ten, fifteen minutes,
- 1:03:21not even okay, watch the Dame of Porn. Like the fuck that's not
- 1:03:28that's he wasn't fucking nobody, He wasn't turking off. It was just what
- 1:03:32porn niggas can't. Yeah, what porn humiliation. I'm sure there's micro penis
- 1:03:40flicking the doorstop. I'm not saying that's. It was really bad, bro,
- 1:03:50it was really really bad. Like it's that little rubber thing at the
- 1:03:53where it's like his hair, like it was lost in his pube. He
- 1:04:00just looks like he has a bush. And he looked like he had a
- 1:04:02vagina. Got a Harry kend and he's probably peeling your ball already. There.
- 1:04:08He definitely pieces on his ball. He sits down, he has to.
- 1:04:12He's on his balls. God bless him. He's on today. He's
- 1:04:19he's on one today. Yeah, he's on one today. Next question from
- 1:04:25the Lovely Tier three. Your favorite SpongeBob quote of all time? Oh,
- 1:04:34off rip. I want to say I can almost taste it, but not.
- 1:04:38I don't want to say that. Maybe soiled it mine. Mine's just
- 1:04:43careful SpongeBob. Careful SpongeBob. Yeah, Rember the episode when SpongeBob was teaching
- 1:04:47Patrick how to open the jar. Careful careeob off the lit the lit stop.
- 1:05:02Why have Sandy's homet on in the Super Bowl? Yeah? I saw
- 1:05:06something like that. You will you home now? It wasn't the right are
- 1:05:10so wait did they actually have to do like did they actually do like the
- 1:05:14the from the Yeah they did, they did. They did. That's tough,
- 1:05:17hard fare. Sponge actually had the sun raised the most I got the
- 1:05:25old brother. This guy stinks. Yeah, that's probably that one is good.
- 1:05:28Oh no, who you calling pennha, who you calling? Which one?
- 1:05:33I youse real? Dirty Dan? I'm dirty Dan, I'm dirty.
- 1:05:40Damn I'm dirty. Threw them across the whole No, when they were like
- 1:05:50really when it was on the fine detchament, literally they put that flying dustment
- 1:06:06through hell. You know, he didn't know what he was in for.
- 1:06:11Nah. Nah, it's not it's a quote, but it's a whole conversation
- 1:06:14where he was like, is this your wallet? No? Are you Patrick
- 1:06:23Starr? Yep? Is this your ID? Yep? I found this I
- 1:06:29D in your wallet. Okay, So if I found this I D in
- 1:06:33this wallet, then that means that this is your wallet makes sense to me.
- 1:06:41Didn't take it, it's not Yep, what a guy, Patrick Star.
- 1:06:50I really do feel bad for the parents that were not let the children
- 1:06:54watch SpongeBob. Yeah, there was some lady at my work that was like
- 1:06:57talking parents, y the kids of whose parents? I feel for the kids?
- 1:07:03Yes, great, great cartoon, is bro great cartoon. I'm this
- 1:07:10new Spongebo. New sponge Bob. The over animation is extra like the too
- 1:07:15much but classic SpongeBob with that whole the gay agenda. They went, oh
- 1:07:19my god, like just let they would woke the like go woke, go
- 1:07:24broke. The fact that they really thought that SpongeBob and Patrick was gonna make
- 1:07:27their kids gay baffles me. While Bugs Bunny and Daffy Doug dressing and drag
- 1:07:32kissing, futting the mouth every episode didn't make you know, you notice about
- 1:07:35some of these people, but they're acoustic, yes, Sorr, Yeah,
- 1:07:41yes, I used to used to the same people think you know the color
- 1:07:45of your skin. The term nigga. We washed. We watched the nigga
- 1:07:47off Power Up girls. You're talking about him. We watched him, didn't
- 1:07:54and not did not inspire me to do anything, did not inspire me to
- 1:07:59do any even so, I did not put on any that argument with my
- 1:08:03sister all the time. All the time, I'm like, girls, did
- 1:08:08you all see the trailer for the Dan Schneider ship. Oh, I'm gonna
- 1:08:13watch that document Yeah, there's like a little two part documentary two parts on
- 1:08:16like like the Dark Side of pretty much Surviving Dance one of all ops on
- 1:08:20the podcast. Yeah, we gotta so we will be than that and you're
- 1:08:25gonna get that when you get it. Definitely will the creator all the niggas,
- 1:08:29you're one of your favorite shows that got canceled. All my niggas hate
- 1:08:31Dan Schneider. It's only one on one. He was like a bakery nicol.
- 1:08:39He got Jamie Lynn pregnant. Wait, he allegedly relaxed, it might
- 1:08:45come it might come out in the show, y'all. See what's it called?
- 1:08:49Got ol girl pregnant? Man, I don't know it was because I
- 1:08:56saw the other Instagram. You know that that podcast has quickly turned into a
- 1:09:01fucking u horny hour sex podcasts Horny hours. Yeah, it's literally just turns
- 1:09:09out. He's like, I was watching one clip. It was just fucking
- 1:09:13cookie talking about last time. This chick was ritting, like you know what
- 1:09:16chicks are riding you. They're usually don't last a long time, but wow,
- 1:09:19I had this one chick. I'm like, nigga, talk about your
- 1:09:23time on the show. I just want to know about season two, episode
- 1:09:27five, Yeah, I just want to know was the journal really? Was
- 1:09:30the guide really real? They're giving you the real stuff, man, this
- 1:09:33is their guide now. Guy to remember God to fillatio. She was like,
- 1:09:39you don't remember when I sucked your dick? No, I don't do
- 1:09:44it again. It wasn't good. I don't think he was when I was
- 1:09:47doing coke off your dick? God damn. All right, next question,
- 1:09:55are you guys gonna start touring? If so, please come to Detroit so
- 1:09:58my friends can stop looking at me when I use the term real beaters.
- 1:10:02Sorry listening, We're probably not gonna mister to Detroit. What you can do?
- 1:10:10You can meet us in Chicago. Yeah, come to see us Atlantic.
- 1:10:15Oh an I that did you see the Someone posted about something like there's
- 1:10:25like some gangster niggas and they was talking about being from ann Arbor and everybody
- 1:10:29was like, nigga, ain't no fucking hood and Ann was like, what's
- 1:10:32your ops? Fucking like you gotta It's like it's like niggas who lived down
- 1:10:39the street. Yeah, but from the hood. Ran into another fan last
- 1:10:46week R and B only No. We were going we had a game and
- 1:10:51he was coming out of the school that we were playing and he was like
- 1:10:56yeah they astra question Like sure. He was like, aren't you from the
- 1:11:00podcast? I'm like yeah, he was like the podcast. I was like
- 1:11:03yeah. He was like I figured like, oh, it's not We're playing
- 1:11:08all to day And he was walking out he was like, uh, tell,
- 1:11:11Mike took his ass back in the pool, so this guy wants you
- 1:11:14to swim some more. So I was like, I'll definitely. I forgot
- 1:11:17to get his name, but uh, you know what's funny, thanks for
- 1:11:19listening. I thought you were Elsie would probably get recognized that and only at
- 1:11:24one point even knew every fucking body there. But that's because because but I'm
- 1:11:29talking about YouTube, Like, I was like, that would be funny recognized.
- 1:11:33Yeah, it would have been dope, but nah, we ain't that
- 1:11:36big yet. Now the next one we go to now yet, we're gonna
- 1:11:40be ten times a big than where we are now. And then we're gonna
- 1:11:42have to come in through the back because you know we okay can be that
- 1:11:45big. Okay that you want? Yeah, I like the confidence. Next
- 1:11:48question, okay, big my brother, what's okay? What's one law that
- 1:11:58you would think would get the most votes to pass? I guess in this
- 1:12:02hypothetical it would be everyone in the country votes on the law. Have an
- 1:12:10example. I don't know, So what's a vote, like, what's the
- 1:12:15what's the law like drafted, like legalizing marijuana? Like I believe that if
- 1:12:23what what would get the most votes, Like, what do you think everyone
- 1:12:26can agree on the most death penalty to pedophiles? Was going to vote against
- 1:12:31it? Yep, and then we track their votes then we kill them.
- 1:12:42Yeah, that might be the best, would be one sympathize. I think
- 1:12:46legalizing it has failed in multiple states. That's not because that's because of the
- 1:12:51station, not the people. I think if we had like a nationwide vote,
- 1:12:56it will pass. Wow, it'll be more than fifty to fifty.
- 1:13:01Like, I don't know if it's going to be the most popular. That's
- 1:13:03what I'm I think the question is, I say, there's I don't know
- 1:13:08the way you read it and made it seem like everybody that The answer to
- 1:13:11that is nothing. So you have to get like, what are you going
- 1:13:13to get the most votes on? Not everybody's never going to agree to one,
- 1:13:15right, what we get the most? Yeah? Yeah, killing pelfoles
- 1:13:20you can't. You can't. I mean, it's no way what gets the
- 1:13:25most votes. I feel like, oh, I got access, it would
- 1:13:31be the one that's going to get the most votes. Making super Bowl Monday
- 1:13:36on federal holiday. Oh, I like that. I think that might get
- 1:13:41Yes. No one's gonna say no to a day off work, except for
- 1:13:45if you own a business. Not enough people in business, enough people in
- 1:13:48businesses. I think that could be it. I thought about that, but
- 1:13:51I feel like we underestimate the number of people. But also, you can
- 1:13:57shut down your taco truck on Monday, bitch ass nigga. Honestly they might
- 1:14:00because they probably have been overwhelmed and everybody take a break and you see your
- 1:14:06wingstop was going crazy and ship like you think that would get more votes than
- 1:14:11if people have to pay less taxes. I don't think anybody's happy with paying
- 1:14:15taxes. No, Like I'm saying again, nobody's happy. I guess no
- 1:14:23one's happy with paying taxes. But what would the law be, Like we're
- 1:14:26just going to drop everyone's taxes by a yeah, drop everybody pays five percent
- 1:14:30lesson taxes. I don't think anybody's saying no to that because that number too
- 1:14:34low. Cut paying Like, I'll give them the option. You want a
- 1:14:40day off if you want five percent less than taxes. Nobody benefits from paying
- 1:14:45taxes that doesn't also have to pay taxes. That makes sense, So that
- 1:14:51makes sense. The people that benefit from paying taxes are people that work for
- 1:14:55the government. Really right, or unless you are unemployment or something like that
- 1:14:58or social Security. But you also have to pay taxes, so you're paying
- 1:15:02into the own ship. It depends on the taxes. Yeah, but yeah,
- 1:15:08okay, mm hmm. That's a good one. I thought. I
- 1:15:14thought maybe a vote to in homelessness. Yo. No, people are people
- 1:15:23are thought. People are fucking terrible. After being in l A last week,
- 1:15:28they have a serious fucking problem. Correct, like serious, it's bad.
- 1:15:35It is awful. And as us over here, like nigga, we've
- 1:15:40seen New York and Philly, like you know what I mean, it's bad
- 1:15:43in most major cities. It is to a different degree out there because the
- 1:15:47weather is normally fine. That ship was and I mean talking about like nice
- 1:15:51areas that it was in Beverly Hills. I was like, I'm used to
- 1:15:59that walking around the city. That shit was different out there, bro.
- 1:16:03And the thing is, we easily have the means to do it, but
- 1:16:06they don't get a fuck about it. Yeah, I said, I saw
- 1:16:10somewhere that with twenty billion dollars you can end homelessness in America. I hate
- 1:16:16shit like that, only because not that I don't agree, but like,
- 1:16:20like it happens the same all the time with hunger too. But it's like
- 1:16:25how long is that fixed? That time? Yeah, like everybody gets a
- 1:16:30house for a fucking night or like a week, Like there's no way that
- 1:16:32would solve. Sure, I'm homelessness forever, like for an extended period of
- 1:16:36time. You know what, I maybe just put building facilities, make like
- 1:16:40free housing, right facilities, or they at least had like the homeless pods
- 1:16:44where it's just like a one bedroom like a little smaller than even like a
- 1:16:48pod like the moving pod. It's just like a five by five something that
- 1:16:54has a bait, right, and it's just like these are all located next
- 1:16:58to each other. It's a place to sleep, running water, bathroom,
- 1:17:01like it's just stuff. So you're not right on the street elements. Yeah.
- 1:17:05Yeah. So it's just like we can at least do that some type
- 1:17:09of infrastructure. Yea. So it's like I just think about all the like
- 1:17:15I know it's a bigger topic about homes, but I'm just thinking about all
- 1:17:16the abandoned buildings and like homes. I guess the only thing it's like,
- 1:17:23yo, you, we could like easily, I think it could easily be
- 1:17:27set up. I think the upkeepers with would be the main maintenance. Because
- 1:17:31then also it's like, so we get them off the streets, by how
- 1:17:34are they now sustaining lifestyle because they still don't have jobs, like the government
- 1:17:41paying for it, But no, it's not about Jobs's like you're not in
- 1:17:45the street right now, how you live but from you just not it's literally
- 1:17:51just you're not in the streets. It's just a roof over your head,
- 1:17:55that's it. So so the government is always paying for that. Yes,
- 1:18:00for you to not be in the street, that is a benefit to the
- 1:18:01community, not giving not giving you like your money is just a roof over
- 1:18:11in the street. Yeah, or they probably would at least have some sort
- 1:18:15of food, like once a day, this is gonna be the time where
- 1:18:17you can get some food that exist already exactly, but now it would all
- 1:18:23be in one place, Like I know there's already homeless shelters and all that,
- 1:18:26but for all these places where obviously it doesn't work for whatever reason,
- 1:18:30just because there's too many, it's not it's not enough resources to end the
- 1:18:34problem. And then you have like people that get kicked out and because they
- 1:18:40do this or that, that ships wild. But I was standing on the
- 1:18:44corner waiting for Uber in downtown l A. This nigga came up, came
- 1:18:47up next to our group, took his shirt off and started to push up
- 1:18:50and talking to himself right in front of us. That's downtown l A.
- 1:18:55That's that's like any downtown. This nigga looked like like what he like one
- 1:19:00of the niggas that be doing to push up bars, to pull up pars.
- 1:19:02Yeah, don't be surprised if you see them down. Well, no,
- 1:19:05well that was the that was the one like international. I was right
- 1:19:09up close to this nigga, but I see them all over the place.
- 1:19:12I see him and it was like bad, Well that's I told you that's
- 1:19:15a hood. Yeah. Yeah, the costume really isn't the hood? I
- 1:19:17told you that ship's nuts, bro, Damn. I was clutching my pearls
- 1:19:24on the bus. I know you were. Next question, there's a noon
- 1:19:30meeting. It's moved up two hours. What time is the meeting? It's
- 1:19:34a noon meeting. There's a meeting at noon. It has moved up two
- 1:19:39hours. What time is the meeting now? It's a new meeting. It
- 1:19:48was moved up two hours. I feel like it's a trick it was moved.
- 1:19:51I don't know. I feel like it's a trick question. I didn't
- 1:19:56ask the question. I don't that's you know what I'm saying, Like,
- 1:19:58I feel like the obviously answer is I am right, yeah, yeah,
- 1:20:00but it's like that oh question, like it was moved closer to midnight eleven
- 1:20:08fifty nine PM or there was also there was also a TikTok where they were
- 1:20:15having a conversation on what's considered Noone and like we know who they are there
- 1:20:19it's well, I don't know what you're talking about. You know that,
- 1:20:25I know now that you said it, I know, yeah, or well
- 1:20:28it was still I forget the name of the podcast, but the podcast.
- 1:20:32Yeah, and then other guy can't believe that he said something. Well,
- 1:20:38they were on the side of noon being twelve o'clock, but it was a
- 1:20:41chick that was like it was their girlfriends. No noon is something like midday?
- 1:20:47Was this guy? I it was a very dumb conversation. Come on,
- 1:20:55never mind. You know, literally in elementary school you learned noon was
- 1:21:00was to read the read the question again the exact word, though I think
- 1:21:02I deleted it was like there's a there was a noon meeting. It's moved
- 1:21:08up two hours. What time is the meeting it was? I don't know.
- 1:21:10I feel like the answer to the ten o'clock or I don't know,
- 1:21:13it depends on you can't. Thanks for the answer, mm hmm, yeah,
- 1:21:18yeah, y'all, Page step y'all question. These are general questions.
- 1:21:25Good question for Mike. I guess the Bucks traded for Pat bev Are you
- 1:21:32gonna miss him? I am for real. He was a leader on the
- 1:21:36team, the leader or a leader a leader because he was a leader on
- 1:21:45the team like he was like he's one of the guys that understood the culture
- 1:21:50of the team, not even called the culture of the city, like he
- 1:21:53embraced it. And it's like he's a guy that just fits that Philly culture
- 1:21:58like he was everything been Simmons was not in terms of relating to Philly.
- 1:22:02It is a great determination actually trying. Patrick Beveley is the player that every
- 1:22:10team wants a guy like it, but nobody wants to play against him pretty
- 1:22:13much. And it's like, I mean, he will injure your best player.
- 1:22:16He he it feels like you treated him for no reason, Like what
- 1:22:20they what did they get for him? Maury said he was his minutes were
- 1:22:25gonna get decreased because of Buddy, which is true. So as a favorite
- 1:22:30of Pat Bev, he sent him somewhere where he can have the opportunity to
- 1:22:33still play on a meaningful team. Okay, And he felt like, did
- 1:22:39Pat Bev what about this? Well, he said two weeks ago Pat Bev
- 1:22:43he said no, he said no, hm hmm. But then the Buddy
- 1:22:46deal opened him. Do you a favor without you knowing I'm doing you a
- 1:22:49favor? Well, the day after the day of it was like, he
- 1:22:53told him, but it's happening anyway. We just got you don't have a
- 1:22:57choice, but I'm telling you what I'm doing you a favor. Okay,
- 1:23:00Yeah, take this favor. You may or may not want, but probably
- 1:23:03don't want. They probably do want. They traded Marcus Morris after they gave
- 1:23:08him the key to the city, like we should go nasty. It took
- 1:23:11nasty Nigga took the key to Minnesota, little the key of Philly in Minnesota.
- 1:23:16Soda. All right. We were talking about technology and advancements and all
- 1:23:20that, so this kind of fits in. Would you rather be in a
- 1:23:25world without cars? So we only advanced to having like bicycles and horse and
- 1:23:29buggies, or a world without cell phones. A world without cell phones.
- 1:23:34Yeah yeah, I mean we already lived through it. Yeah that was the
- 1:23:38nineties, so I'll go back to that. But that was it wasn't bad.
- 1:23:45It's crazy, I see. No, No, I've seen some ship
- 1:23:47today that car didn't say motorcycles. Imagine what it was like when we were
- 1:23:54kids, Like we were bored, we had nothing to do. Like these
- 1:23:57kids don't know what the fuck that's like because they always have access to have
- 1:24:00access to something stimulated, but they got the info in their hand. Well,
- 1:24:05Kenan don't know anything either. He a c phone all the time.
- 1:24:09No, that's why I can't sit like they can't just be in themselves.
- 1:24:14That's I know what I need to know. If I don't need to know
- 1:24:16what, I'm not going looking for it, that's your problem. And there's
- 1:24:20not a problem. I'm so bad that that y'all caught it. But he
- 1:24:26said about that weed not being past holistic. No, he said, Uh,
- 1:24:31it's the legislator. It's not the people vote. It's literally the people
- 1:24:34voting. Demine I said, it's the state that's that's stopping it. Not
- 1:24:41the people, That's what I said. No, it's literally the people.
- 1:24:43People vote yes to no. When you go vote for your thing, it's
- 1:24:45on the ballot. Yeah, but the state has to put it on the
- 1:24:48ballot. Yeah, so it's on the ballot. It doesn't pass because of
- 1:24:51the people. But that's not not everyone votes as well, So combination,
- 1:25:00I'm just having a vote singular laws at least for this scenario. Don't play
- 1:25:09me, bitch. He already already tried. No, I let it go.
- 1:25:15Someone. Hmmm, well, that's a kind of a weird question.
- 1:25:24I ask it anyway. If you could change anything about yourself, what would
- 1:25:29it be? The fat tissue under my nipples? Fair enough, the fat
- 1:25:35tissue under my everything. I'd say if I had my one grandfather's hairline,
- 1:25:45not the other one that I have right now, that'd be nice. I
- 1:25:49got the wrong one. My one grandfather he has like the real clan.
- 1:25:55His one grandfather probably looked like fucking Jalen Rhodes Sharp Sharp seventy. The other
- 1:26:01one I don't even know looks like anymore him. I've seen that. I've
- 1:26:06seen that video Steve talking about and Sharp and I saw that side view like
- 1:26:15that. Yeah, it's really bad. It's the middle of his Yeah,
- 1:26:18yea, because you know we don't see him from the side, because I
- 1:26:23think it's very strategic that he's probably always but yeah, you see was right
- 1:26:28here, bro go back and look at like the rock like that nigga had
- 1:26:30a terrible Yeah, he should have been balled a long time ago. The
- 1:26:34rock was holding on. Yeah, I'm telling the ship be doing wild ship.
- 1:26:40It's not even every other Simon Roman Ring, not Roman Rings. But
- 1:26:45what's his name? Him too? Is that the right person, the big
- 1:26:49nigga, all the tattoos. Yeah, yeah, that's his name. The
- 1:26:53moment always been. But you gotta get a beard. He tried to side
- 1:26:59burn. I'm gonna look like a milk dud. But I'm going ball,
- 1:27:03like take Diggs, I will, I will, I'm going ball. But
- 1:27:09more it's just like he can grow a beer though, Yo, I've never
- 1:27:15seen him with the beer tea. Oh no, no, no, he
- 1:27:19can be He's been beer all my life. Right. I thought that me
- 1:27:24not being able to grow beer was genetic because all my life my dad has
- 1:27:29always had to go tea. Right, But just recently he's he's been laying
- 1:27:32his hair grow out. So now my man's rocking the beard. I'm like,
- 1:27:36when the fuck did that happen? He was like, what are you
- 1:27:40talking about? I'm like, all my life, I thought I couldn't grow
- 1:27:42beer because you didn't have a beer. The lauryn don't have a beer.
- 1:27:44I thought we was just some beerless ass niggas. But now all of a
- 1:27:46sudden, my man's rocking a because he knew he was just shaving. I
- 1:27:50know that now, Michael. I know that now. So you never thought
- 1:27:55shaving was an option. I never thought, like, how how mine is,
- 1:28:00Mike, how it doesn't make yours? But he was shaving. Okay,
- 1:28:04now you're trying to act like you understand what I'm saying. I don't
- 1:28:08think he does, Michael. So you know how I can't grow a full
- 1:28:11beard, right, I still have to shave my face. So just because
- 1:28:15I have to shave my face doesn't mean that I can now grow beard.
- 1:28:16So I've always thought that he always had to go tea because he couldn't do
- 1:28:20a full beard like I do, because he never let it grow out enough
- 1:28:25to like he could grow a full beer. Yeah, he thought the go
- 1:28:27go tea was by necessity, not by choice. Yes, ah, yes,
- 1:28:30but all of a sudden that my man is rocking a beer. So
- 1:28:33I'm like, oh, so now I'm just the one that don't got the
- 1:28:35geans to get a beer. I'm the same way. You know, his
- 1:28:39dad was. My older brother and my younger brother both have full beard.
- 1:28:43I'm like, that's a bullshit, because I'm telling you if I if I
- 1:28:46was able to grow a beer over for you niggas, y'all, can you
- 1:28:50please tell them the story about the Anthony Hamilton R and B only by finding
- 1:28:57someone perfect for you? Throwback throw back to last week. So we're having
- 1:29:05a conversation and me, me and Kean are doing are normal antics and qugo
- 1:29:13yo, y'all are really made for each other. Y'all you're the same person.
- 1:29:16And Elsie chimes in and goes like, I would have never thought that
- 1:29:19you will find somebody that's exactly like you, and I'm like, nigga,
- 1:29:24me too. I was getting ready to join the other team before I found
- 1:29:26her, and these niggas found that shit hilarious. I was like, Okay,
- 1:29:30I'm just making jokes, but I was telling your girl you was found
- 1:29:34to go carey man, like you know, asexual or stop trying one thing
- 1:29:43like Nigga full on. You hadn't say that you was prepared to die alone.
- 1:29:45I was like, no, somebody gonna take this, dude. This
- 1:29:49is so. You weren't doing dependent, so you're doing depending, So you're
- 1:30:00doing No, he's doing the bending exactly. He's doing the bending. That's
- 1:30:05sexual harassment bending. It's only sexual harassment if you don't tell me to stop.
- 1:30:13I don't think that's how it works in this moment. It does.
- 1:30:15You take that to your new job. See how long take that philosophy to
- 1:30:19your new job. Bro, I'm not gonna start the scenario. NI gonna
- 1:30:25be testing out the mattresses like MP. Who got that? Is that what
- 1:30:33that's from? From? MP? I never knew that. I just always
- 1:30:38hear who got that good? Who got the good deal? Oh yeah,
- 1:30:40it's hilarious. He was like, yeah, can I test that the magiss
- 1:30:44He just starts doing that in the middle of the fucking that's crazy. You
- 1:30:48got gotta show it. It could take the pumps. But the twist at
- 1:30:53the end is that it's not for him. It's for the fucking Like the
- 1:30:58apartment he shares a wall with it. They go crazy, so so he
- 1:31:00can withstand like the the creaky ah like he's he was binding for them.
- 1:31:09He was buyding in preparation for them. Okay, yeah, that's actually pretty
- 1:31:15smart like that with the line that the dude was saying, Yeah, that's
- 1:31:19crazy that one moment, I feel like you're scrolling a lot. Does that
- 1:31:27mean our question? Uh quality is not up there? I mean, there's
- 1:31:31just nothing I wanted to ask. Is the last question? Would you rather
- 1:31:36have a tiny peanis? Or would you would you rather miss your middle finger
- 1:31:43on both hands or the middle toe on both feet? That's easy. I
- 1:31:47don't need that middle toe on my feet to spread with two toes? Do
- 1:31:56you need the middle finger on both hands? How many toes are you willing
- 1:31:59to lose? Two? Maybe? Ken, you wouldn't be to shoot a
- 1:32:05basketball? He said he can't shoot. Now, Wow, that's crazy.
- 1:32:13All I heard, I knew what we all did. You have to say
- 1:32:16it for disrespect? Yeah? Hm hmmm, I'm sure you still could.
- 1:32:25I mean you can figure it out. How long you think you're less than
- 1:32:29one of those uh you see those balloon popping yo? You know what we
- 1:32:33can That's how we can end it. I fucking hate those things. White
- 1:32:38sits are so stupid. I hate that ship. I don't know so much.
- 1:32:42All right, So on TikTok from primarily there's this little dating game or
- 1:32:47these things that that's the trend now is that there's usually like men and women.
- 1:32:53Right, there's like ten women, right, and they all have balloons,
- 1:32:58and then they'll bring a guy out and it's like a bachelorette bachelor type
- 1:33:00of thing. Guy comes out and whenever these chicks feel like they don't like
- 1:33:05him, they'll pop their balloon. So like, all right, it's ten
- 1:33:11women. Some dude came out. Hey man, I'm durrell. I'm a
- 1:33:14construction with some niggasgas don't even get that. And so as soon as they
- 1:33:19walk out, so it's like next, but yeah, it's like next with
- 1:33:25balloons, right, very long, mad bro. When Nigga stepped off that
- 1:33:29bus, next ah ship, That ship was delicious, the two fun facts
- 1:33:36masturbated in Church loves Chihuahuah puppies. Next, well, you just missed out
- 1:33:44on a great night. And they get up back on the bus. He's
- 1:33:47adwave. Anyway, the only way I'll be getting them back on this bus
- 1:33:50is with her yeah, it was great horrible television. Yeah, it's the
- 1:33:58same thing, but saying but it'd be what the reasons they be having is
- 1:34:04like it is very bird centric. It's very birdy, but you know,
- 1:34:10it is what it is. That's all that. Like twenty versus one content
- 1:34:13Yeah, yeah, yes, twenty twenty Chase Verse one rapper, they have
- 1:34:18g Herbo fucking talk to thirty bitches, like he really cared about what they're
- 1:34:23going on on the inside, Like it's not just who's gonna get fucked tonight.
- 1:34:27I think the British niggas started that. Bro. Yeah yeah, yeah,
- 1:34:30yep, but like I hate all that shit. It's like when they
- 1:34:34ask them why you like, it's like, oh, I like tall guys
- 1:34:40and you're not tall, Like I'm a medical special, Hey shorty, why
- 1:34:44you pop your ballue? Well, you know, I just don't like the
- 1:34:47way that you have the bag right there and you didn't really I don't like
- 1:34:50the earrings that you have. Like the nigga didn't even talk yet, and
- 1:34:54it'd be like, all right, well what do you do? Well,
- 1:34:56yeah, I'm an artist. I didn't find this ship, you know.
- 1:35:05It was It's a serious thing doing in Chicago. It's one bitch. It's
- 1:35:10one bitch. It's a little light skin chick, like she is fucking being
- 1:35:15a horrible bitch to everyone Like this one dude, real sweet dude, come
- 1:35:20out. He's like, yeah, I'm an artist on my nine five la
- 1:35:23la dah, but I do this on the side. He's like, well,
- 1:35:28what do you value she goes, He goes, yeah, I value
- 1:35:30a little to off anything else. The little bitch goes pop. I'm like,
- 1:35:34she's like, why do you pop? She goes, well, that
- 1:35:36just reminds me of something that my ex used to say. I'm like,
- 1:35:41why you want to fucking It's a little like because I thought it was the
- 1:35:44one with like, uh, you remind me of my brother. She did
- 1:35:47this multiple times, so she was like, it's just like all these chicks
- 1:35:53like I did see that ship you my brother? That ship its chicks like
- 1:35:59like yeah, I don't like the way you did that. And then you
- 1:36:00know you're an artist and I need somebody with a real job and you're fit.
- 1:36:06Yeah. The one nigga was like, yeah, I'm an electrician.
- 1:36:10I'm a DJ on the side and also fixed cars, and she was like,
- 1:36:14no, I need a doctor. It's like, you know, niggas
- 1:36:16in trades make a lot of money, like a lot more money than you.
- 1:36:20Probably doesn't know that she's a medical specialist. Yeah, she's a phlebotomist.
- 1:36:27Okay, say she's a dental assistant. Out of here. But you
- 1:36:30know the ones of that you like is the one where it was like she
- 1:36:35put the ray jacket on. I've seen multiple. It was like the one
- 1:36:40where it's like they were blindfolded and you had to guess the black dude and
- 1:36:43it was like one white dude. Hilarious. And I saw the one where
- 1:36:45it was like I guess the gate or like the straight dude, all the
- 1:36:47gay dudes. That's it's wonderful content. Have you Have you ever seen that
- 1:36:54thing that was on the internet where somebody pitched a TV show where it was
- 1:36:58a house full of gay people but they had to figure out who the straight
- 1:37:02one was. But the but the kicker was everybody in the house was straight,
- 1:37:06and you got a whole bunch of straight guys act like they are the
- 1:37:09gayest person in the house and see how far they'll go, you understand,
- 1:37:14But yes, it's I would that would be I'd watch that faithfully because just
- 1:37:19to see see what think of homosexuality. Now, he was about to ask
- 1:37:28me who out of the group would do the best in that scenario. Kid
- 1:37:34was running away with it. He was about to turn. Gave just said
- 1:37:38I was about to start sucking dick to his girlfriend. He said, I
- 1:37:43was about to get that. He was just, oh, I'm sorry getting
- 1:37:45your dick sucked by men? You like that better. The fact that he
- 1:37:48likes that better, let me know. He's running away with the prize.
- 1:37:53Get your dick suck man. I'd rather not think too many questions. Can't
- 1:38:00you want question? I'm asking a question. Head, suck a dick or
- 1:38:04get your dick suck by man? Or shoot? Hey, Adam, all
- 1:38:10right, that's two in a row. All right, that's my friend.
- 1:38:17You lie like ship too? No, but like yo who Yeah, he's
- 1:38:24winning by far. That's crazy. You're not winning? All right? Well,
- 1:38:30the room had a not even have to say it. Everybody voted you.
- 1:38:34So who do you vote? Mike? No, I probably went I
- 1:38:39am gonna hold you. I'm just talking ship. When it goes to the
- 1:38:45nigga, you thought about going again? Nigga, you thought about it?
- 1:38:48He thought about it and verbalize it to his woman. Man, he's like,
- 1:38:54baby here, baby, if I didn't find you's going to be hell
- 1:38:59of a dick, but speak king of how they're proved for each other.
- 1:39:00She found it equally hilarious him. She's from Atlanta. She used to it
- 1:39:11alrighty. Then she said, she said, I'd have better dated playing bye
- 1:39:15guys before. You wouldn't be the last. The lat that's wild, that's
- 1:39:24first is one thing, not the last. You are ignorant, nigga yo
- 1:39:29yo. And that's the episode. Thank you guys for not that SERI podcast
- 1:39:40all social medias because the kid is definitely cheating with a dude. It's not
- 1:39:45cheating God, it would be you a dude. I knew that it would
- 1:39:49be a dude because you got all the assets. I'm looking for, dude
- 1:39:55again. What's my name of your phone again, Sweet cheeks? Who's within
- 1:40:00the competition? Guys, come on listen, our viewers have seen them.
- 1:40:04It doesn't have to be my name in your phone Keenan Kenny. You've got
- 1:40:11multiple phones. This name has lasted through three four different generations of phones and
- 1:40:15different and different had an iPhone went from Android iPhone. The Sweet Cheeks went
- 1:40:21from and iPhone and Android back the iPhone again. We don't we it's been
- 1:40:27it's less. Have you changed anything in the contact once you put it in?
- 1:40:30How about the million times I've asked you to change bitch, you ship
- 1:40:35here? I ain't changing that ship you sweet cheeks? Have them cheeks?
- 1:40:40Stop being sweet exactly, making cheeks lose the flavor. And I don't know
- 1:40:45that. Like the transfer from an Android and the iPhone like that means again,
- 1:40:51he said, Michael, what's your number? Transfers over? Nah?
- 1:40:59Story it went through. It went through two different clouds, both transfer cloud
- 1:41:04one and what's that bullshit y'all got over there? S cloud? Probably that's
- 1:41:11what it's called cloud clouds cloud. There's a Samsung cloud, but cloud.
- 1:41:15I used Google Cloud. I use Google and I don't think anybody in here
- 1:41:20is saving the context to the cloud. Why are you doing that? Save
- 1:41:24it to the phone takes up no space? Okay, rightech was either way?
- 1:41:30Yeah, your socials and ye see you next time. Yeah, get
- 1:41:35the page on all that money, uh three five fifteen and mega mega megas
- 1:41:41here willing to do anything. Just tell us what you want us to do
- 1:41:44on Patreon. We'll do it. Yeah, I don't know. We'll have
- 1:41:47the competition. We'll do it live here in Delaware. We are not playing
- 1:41:53winner for we're doing the game. Start all right, where do I win?
- 1:42:03You want to dick in your mouth? It? That's what you want?
- 1:42:06Why you gotta be doing no? You know? Honestly, how I
- 1:42:14think the finals would definitely be between me and Corey? Wow? Christ,
- 1:42:18so you want to know now? My fantasy finals would be me and Corey
- 1:42:30the way I drimmed it up in my mind over countless nights. Go home,
- 1:42:38where's a little petite for your type? Ain't nobody trying to fuck Cory?
- 1:42:44That's not true. That's not nobody in his room is trying to fuck
- 1:42:48Cory. Okay, this ain't the stray he wanted. How's this one for
- 1:42:56a straight Coury pressing? But you can't like ship and he won't ship.
- 1:43:04He said, your name starts with the kke KD trying to give kate to
- 1:43:13d you. Alright, God, come on, please please for the third
- 1:43:19time, both KD KT square k D Dicky k D and the k D
- 1:43:26k D Q. Al Right, guys, by the greatest big k get
- 1:43:32the greatest episode Deep, I come for what had to stick around for a
- 1:43:40while. To stick around, we got it. Stigure around my mother for
- 1:43:44two dark skinned niggas at the jop By the time, that's always gonna look
- 1:43:45like a motherfucking smoke a fucking a fucking oreo cookie niggas like a black hole,
- 1:43:51double stuff doubles, look like this is your funa, look like cookies
- 1:44:00and cream ice cream nigga. I forgot my tweet of the week. I'll
- 1:44:03get it off real quick. It was what's the dumbest thing you did as
- 1:44:06a child? The quote said my babysitter was getting a train ran on her
- 1:44:11and one of the niggas slipped out and started stealing. I tried to stop,
- 1:44:13bro. He beat the shit out of me and went back to the
- 1:44:15fucking in the room like nothing happened. Mm. Wow, that's it.
- 1:44:26Yeah, I have a good night now