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Show #198 The $20 Whore Tier · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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Because fuck you That's why. Is a founding member of the Odd Pods Media
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Network. Hello, and welcome to episode one hundred and ninety eight. Hello
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because fuck you this is why or that is why. Either because fuck you
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That's why. One and ninety eight times place to see you with just about
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anything, because fuck you. Toronto is why. Let's believe not an entire
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city of Canadians because fuck you tarantulas. Why why Well, we won't.
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Hey there, we're just having a normal episode. It is just the three
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of us. We could have invited people, we didn't. It's been an
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extremely tiring and uh yeah yeah, extremely tiring, extremely tiring and month.
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I think overall, I caught COVID that was fun. Yeah, COVID's fun.
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Yeah, no, it it sucked to be on the telling of it
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and I would not wish it on anyone ever. And I had the light
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version, like it wasn't even bad COVID light. Yeah. I had COVID
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light version, which is like it's like extremely strong fever for like two full
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days and then and then just like light cold system, the symptoms for two
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weeks after that. That kind of sucked. You didn't have to sleep in
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a shower for three days, so your covers differently, I mean, but
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that's because I didn't get my COVID shot of my flu shot at the same
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time, and then go to literally the day before going to Vegas. Get
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stranger talk about gambling and losing pressive. Let's get on with it. He's
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a gamer in a storyteller, and he's my young well he was my youngest
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friend. Now I don't know what to call him. It's hoggy what to
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call him. Indeed, Hey, so as as this is a after good,
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we've all we've all gotten a chance to do Christmas. My Christmas came
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late this year again due to illness. But what word? What did you
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get from Santa this year? Not COVID only one special Let's see here what
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did I get from this year? I got a stepfather and new snow thrower.
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Oh very cool. Yeah, it was way more wholesome than here under
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the tree. Did you have to do a ribbon? Yeah? Was oddly
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place. Hello son. I don't know why he decided to get wrapped in
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that pose, but yeah, he is, you know, kind of just
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you know, like French. Paint me like that French girl in their own
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thing. I guess. Well, good for you. Yeah, I hope
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you enjoyed the snow thrower. Snow thrower. Well it's is it blower or
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thrower? Did you tell me it's yours not mine? I don't know asking,
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So get back to us and be a don't This episode sponsored by John
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Deere. John, he's a veteran and a podcaster. Dear John. Uh,
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it's gonna be weird getting a John Deere letter. Oh yeah, John
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Deere, I'm leaving you. You're a tractor. He's a veteran and a
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podcaster, and he's absolutely insane. It's Stevie. Yes, it's weird assholes.
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It's weird ass that's me. That's me, a weird ass Stevie,
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because you that's me a weird asshole. Yeah, exactly, Stevie. What
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it's saying to get you for Christmas this year? It's so much awesomeness,
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Like, seriously, there's a lot of good things. I was looking for
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specific specifics. I got a box of jelly beans. Now these aren't just
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some regular jelly beans. They were the special assortment of jelly beans. There
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was sixteen different flavors in there. They were fucking Gormet jelly Beansda Santa,
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Thank you, Sarah, Like you knew there was only two in there,
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because I like the black ones, the ones. I love those things.
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There's another one right before that camera. What they were I'm not a fan
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of, but I'm still gonna eat them, you know, jelly beans.
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But yeah, fucking amazing. Like the food was huge, like just hanging
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now, like I was just like, I'm happy, there's food, it's
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warm, there's Christmas stuff on TV. Yeah, yeah it was nice.
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I got. I got a bunch of cool stuff. Got a motorcycle cover,
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but just sitting over there, not on the motorcycle snowing out. Yeah
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no, that's fine. Smart but you know, cool and smart, cool
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small things man, which made everybody child very cool. Hell's yeah, very
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cool. And finally I am your host, Pantil seron some stones for a
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lap or two. It's him in the studio today. For me, I
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got some shirts. You're nice. I got like an Amazon gift cards.
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I still don't know what to spend it on. Cool something for you,
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sir, Yeah yeah, and maybe one of those gaming books I like so
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much that I haven't read in a while. But I also got a pair
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of really cool handheld gaming systems. A pair of them too, who on
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different? No, they're different. I got ones like a vertical like game
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Boy screen on top and the buttons on the bottom. And I got one
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that's landscape with the buttons on either side like the game Boy Advance. Yes,
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pretty much good call. They're both under one hundred dollars, but they're
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both strangely powerful. Like one is capable of doing everything up to like Dreamcast
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and PlayStation and PSP. Just fine, Wow, it could probably, it
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could probably do some GameCube games even if I pushed it, But I'm currently
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not pushing it. I'm just just enjoying the stuff that's on there. And
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the other one is similar, very I haven't I haven't tested as much as
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it can do as much as the first one. I literally just had my
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Christmas two days ago, so I've barely dipped into the surface of what that
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one can do. But hopefully when I get some time, if that ever
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happens, if I'm not constantly behind on everything, I will get a chance
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to explore that. But yeah, and the last thing I got is a
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reproduction of a Sega Saturn game called Police nots Now. This game was only
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released in Japan, but it's extremely popular because the guy who made it also
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went on after this to make Middle Gear Solid. Oh this is like,
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yeah, it's like a third or fourth thing. But it never released in
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the States. It only released in Japan, but it has been translated into
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English and then it was burned to CD. It has labels on the CDs.
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It's in a case like it's fully professionally done. It's a reproduction,
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so it's not an actual like legal copy so I speak. But if I
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want to play the game, I'm gonna have a much easier time of it
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now than like setting up an emulator telling it that, you know, here's
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a list of three discs I can switch between blah blah blah blah blah and
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making sure it's the translated ones and YadA YadA, And it's kind of a
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nightmare to do, whereas now I could just set up my Saturn and put
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discs in and actually play it like an actual of Saturn game. Oh oh
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yeahs cool. It's basically like lethal Weapon in Space. No, yeah,
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yeah, it's pretty funny. It's it's pretty funny. It's pretty funny how
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lethal Weapon it is, like the main character has like long it's supposed to
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be a black but it's like blue hair, and he's got like, you
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know, the the leather like sports jacket on, and his partner is this
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aging black gentleman. Yeah, it's it's very obviously lethal weapon inspired. So
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funny, so funny. And then there's similar sequences too, Like I remember
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there's a sequence you're disarming a bump and the two of them are bickering back
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and forth, and I'm like, Jeeves, did he just like copy the
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movie? Perhaps it's it's it's a it's a it's a fun game that just
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didn't get here to the States. So I just put it on my Amazon
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wish list just to see if someone would get it for me, and they
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did so. Yeah, so I'm going to enjoy that. That's very sounds
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awesome. Yeah, this is very cool. So I'm excited about it.
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But yeah, let's give a Christmas present to our listeners, shall we.
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Let's play some games and have some fun. Yeah, oh that grip.
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Okay, thank god. If we give them all the time, it's pretty
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funny. They do enjoy it, but yeah, they do, right right,
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leave a voicemail let us know, give us something. Uh, we're
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gonna We're gonna play three silly games. We're gonna start with an oldie,
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but a goodie. It is like a share block block. I've got three
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news stories here, and all our players need to do is tell me which
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one I would like, which one I would share, and which one I
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would block on social media. Uh. The player who is closest to the
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correct set will win the game and earn one episode point. Cool. So
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story number one Chinese chess master's bathtub poop proves he didn't use anal beads to
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cheat. Oh, such extremes, just to prove you're not cheating on somebody.
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This genuinely was the first story I saw on the website that I go
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to to get my stories, and I did not even get to the article
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before I started laughing my eyes. This is kind of a retread of an
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older story we did where someone was accused of using anal beads to cheat at
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Yeah. Yes, yeah, they were using like a vibrantor or whatever for
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the movie. Yes yeah in Morris code vibrates. So recently, a recent
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Chinese chess champion, Yan Cheng Long as forty eight years old. He won
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the national Chinese Chess Amateur competition final on December seventeenth. Mean, well,
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he won. He won prize money of roughly like fourteen thousand dollars. Now
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he was he was Rumors were flying around that he was cheating using anal beads,
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which is the popular thing to accuse people of nowadays. Amazing. But
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and this this is where the story gets weird. This is where it gets
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weird. Humorously enough, what after After checking out of his hotel the next
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day, an employee reported that they'd found poop in his tub. He'd apparently
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taken a bath, taking a ship and left it there. So what kind
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of asshole? Well, obviously all person does that to somebody. He's like,
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even if you're met at the hotel, I want a chess, I
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can poop wherever I want. I'm the king, check me. So he
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apparently celebrated by you know, drinking a lot with others in his room,
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and then he ship in the bathtub and act that. According to the the
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Chess Organization in China, damaged hotel property, violated public order and good morals.
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They stripped him of his title, provoked his prize money, and banned
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him from playing for a year and basically like just fucked him over completely just
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for shitting in a tub. I mean he has denied the allegations, claiming
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that he suffered from diarrhea after drinking alcohol and couldn't make it to the toilet
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in time. That's fine, Son't explain why you didn't clean it up or
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didn't say anything, you know, or didn't say anything. Someone someone,
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some poor hotel employee had to find it. Yes, that's wrong. That's
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just yeah wrong. At least if you said something there would have been sympathy
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or it was like three hundred dollars on the nightstand after right, without an
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apology, no being like listen, I was sick. I don't have gloves
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to clean it up. So this was it. This was a follow up
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to the to the the story about Hans Nieman who was was accused of using
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analb's to cheat, and he he categorically denied using the sex toy to cheat
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and they settled a hundred million dollars lawsuit over it. Wow. That Yeah,
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this is the original guy, not the new one. He might have
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his own lawsuit. Beats code beats Mar's code beat. Do you think it's
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actually Morri's code, or do you think that because he's inside you and so
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close to your spinal cord, because your tailbone's there, it can actually talk
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and you can actually hear because it's vibrating up your spine. My brain just
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shut down. We need we need audio projecting anal beads people, once you
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can get right up against your tailbone. Anyway, let me know, long
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story short. People people have claimed that the poop proves he couldn't have cheeted,
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since if he had anal beads up there, the poo would have been
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extremely compacted and would not be coming out for some time. However, he
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wasn't accused of doing that, and in fact, the the the the the
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Chess Association in China has basically not done anything about the rumors of anal beads.
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They're just ignoring that they're their penalty. They're penalizing him. Had everything
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to do with just pooping in the tub and lea right, which is fair?
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Which is fair? Like yeah, like the whole anal beads have said,
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this is coming from me, someone who once vomited in a hotel bathroom
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and did not know about it and therefore left it behind for someone else.
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To take care of. Again. In my defense, I had thought I
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made it all into the toilet. I was extremely drunk anyway, So I
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completely understand. I completely understand this dude's plight. Sometimes you just drink so
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much that you don't know what you're doing anyway. Accountability for your actions,
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yeah, no, Accountability is fair, is fair. Let's move on to
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story number two. Okay, let's have something lighter, shall we. Yeah?
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Yeah, and eleven year old steals a Virginian DoorDash driver's car at gunpoint.
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Whoa a super sulker. So a nurse in Chesterfield started delivering for DoorDash
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to supplement her income. That's said that a nurse need her income. And
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she showed up for the door Dash and dropped off in order an apartment complex
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when she was approached by a kid who pointed a gun at her and asked
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for her keys. Wow. She tried to talk her way out of it,
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and another kid from behind her yelled for the other one to get in.
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Oh shit, because apparently he had had like hot wired it or something.
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What the fuck? And and she basically ignored the gun like kind of
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bravely, you know, she was like she was like Are you serious You're
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gonna kill somebody at your age? She's actually trying to talk him down right,
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it's pretty brave. It's pretty brave with a gun in your face.
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I gotta say yea. But the other one yelled at the eleven year old
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to get into the car, and the story has a kind of bittersweet ending.
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They didn't make it very far. She got a call from the police
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later on that day, say founder car, it had been totaled. She
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had just finished paying it off two months prior. Listen, this is why
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you have insurance, and hopefully she does. Yeah, why is eleven year
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old strapped? Police took the kids into custody because their kids probably ain't gonna
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have much happened to them. If if hockey, they might try as an
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adult. But I mean eleven is pretty young, and they've done it before.
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They have but I mean they've done much worse. They've done before before,
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but they've died before. Yeah, so fun stuff all right now,
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Now, now let's have something lighter for real. Story number three. The
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story number three mafia boss busted by his shirtless pool side photo, is defiant
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in court, saying it was a great picture. Yeah, the mobster named
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Ralph de Matteo, sixty years old, appearing in court for his sentencing,
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asked if he had any second thoughts about posing for the for the for the
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camera, He's scoffed. He goes, why, it was a great picture.
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He got caught. Honestly, this like this is my favorite. Like
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honestly, He's like, I don't care that I got caught. It was
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a great picture. It's worth it. This picture is worth me going.
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He's fine with it. He's sitting in a pool, floating or some shit.
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No, he's standing. He half submerged in the swimming pool. He's
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got a gold cruise fix around his neck. Course he does. And he's
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just standing there. You know, he's got his gut hanging out. He's
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not exactly thin, but he's not exactly fat either. He's just kind of
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fat bod and he's just kind of like, yeah, I'm too cool for
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school, looking like I would have love staring straight at the camera at the
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photo with him with like float he's on like just like goggles goggles float.
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He's in the defense trying to like tread water in his defense. I mean,
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he does look pretty cool. He's like he's like, yeah, what's
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going on. I don't know if you've seen it. Here's the pictures.
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Oh yeah, definitely he's crazy, dude. Yeah, he's just chilling.
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He's just chilling. He's like, yeah, what you're going to do a
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great time. This is going to get me put in jail later, but
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you know what, it's worth it. It looks good. So they found
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him. Hey, as long as they don't say ship. None. Ship
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happened to me. It was like posted online. It had like a GPS
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tag ad it or some ship. I don't know how it happened. He
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was I believe he was supposed to be in Florida something like that. He
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was supposed to be in Florida. I couldn't leave the state type Yeah it
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was not or no, no, he was supposed to be in Florida or
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something like and yeah, and the he flew there a day before he was
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going to get charged in New York. But his cover was blown when his
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son posted the photo to Twitter, and the rest is his history. He
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would wind up surrendering like a day later, he turned himself in. Well,
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he's probably fine. He basically he basically arranged for a plea deal.
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He's he's he's he's aging out of the crime family business. He's sixty eight
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years old. So they're not exactly throwing the book at him, but they're
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not happy about it either because he tried to quote unquote tried to run,
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you know whatever. I don't know what is true or what is not,
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but I do think it's funny that he's like, yeah, he got me
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thrown into but it's a great picture. It's a great picture. You agree,
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you like it, you know, you see it. So that's very
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funny with me. I like it anyway, very very Italian, mom boss,
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Yeah, just just like, yeah, it was Italian. It got
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me caught. But I mean, look at me. I look great.
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Look at me. Look at me. I looked great. Did I tell
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you to look at me? Oh yeah, I did them a pizza?
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Your stories of like I someoneed into a red thread. I can't remember what
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the question was. I think it was like an ask credit of like,
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have you ever walked into a bad situation and immediately realized you screwed up?
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And somebody posted a story about how they walked into this Italian restaurant they'd never
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heard of, uh and checked it out and they were the only ones there
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aside from very large, very heavy men who all kept looking at them,
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just kind of staring at them in confusion. Eventually, an old Italian woman
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came out and asked what they wanted to eat. They ordered, they got
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their food. The food was incredible, apparently, but they were not given
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a bill, and so they just left it. They were like it was
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it was very clearly affront that's awesome, but they had no idea they were.
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They were like chists or something. Yeah, it's so it's just really
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funny of like those mobs are just kind of staring there, like what do
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we do with these guys? Sounds, and then the other mobs like just
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get on, get it, get it to cook something. Fine, But
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yeah, was the stand up part of the story for me. It was
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like they were like the food was incredible. Then you're like, oh man,
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it'd almost be worth it to go there anyway over and with all these
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all right, so those are my three stories. Uh, you got to
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figure out what combination of like share block I applied to those three news stories.
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Okay, uh, and whoever is the correct or most correct will win?
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Uh, Okie, I'm gonna make you go first. Mostly because fox
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Stevie fu stev for the holidays. Please fuck me for holiday. Please his
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addresses one O four West one four, please go to his apartment and fuck
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him, especially if you're a twenty dollars member of our patreon. Yeah,
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it's oh do you I gotta get that twenty dollars. Oh man, hold
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on. Anyways, So what I what I had is I believe because just
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because it's it's got, it can't be coincidence that this has gotta be a
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because it is a follow up to the previous story about antal beads. I
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would think that you would share this just because it has kind of like a
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thread of events that you can trace back to all this shit. So now
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there's like some weird conspiracy that in chests. Now everybody's got like shit shoved
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up their heads. Yes, yeah, right, it's gonna be a thing.
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I mean every chess Chess tournaments are going to start having like doctors with
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gloves and you have to get inspected before you can go have your match.
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You have to visit a product, you have to visit a bloctologists within twenty
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four hours match. That's fine. Yes, I think that you'd block the
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nurse cars, just because that's just depressing that there's just young kids getting hand
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in their hands on firearms and robbing people, robbing nurses no less who have
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to work a second job just to pay their way. It's like you can't
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ignore it, but at least in this case you could. So I'd say
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block that and then and then like the mafia boss photo just because it's it's
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funny. I get it. As someone from an Italian family, I get
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it. It is pretty funny, and just be like getting caught, be
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like, oh, what are you talking about? You talk about I look
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great in that pictures, look like my great great grandfather. All right,
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Stevie, you are allowed to keep one of his, but you must switch
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the other two or you can go entirely your own way. What do you
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want to do. It's so difficult because he made some really good choices,
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and I'm scared that he might have got it. I'm telling you, the
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anal beet is a conspiracy. Well, you want to share the pooh?
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Yeah, you always you gotta share the poo, So I'm going to stick
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with sharing the pooh as well. Okay, pooh is for me. I
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can't no, I can't. I gotta scratch it. I can't share the
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poo this time. I just can't. I can't see him blocking the mob
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boss. But if you like it, I'll share the mob boss instead,
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and then I will block the kid as well, kids stealing the car as
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well, and you will like the chess pooh. Okay, So instead of
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sharing the poo, like it, you're just gonna like it, just liking
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it. Okay. It's a bold strategy, I know, but it paid
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off because you're absolutely right exactly what I did. Not share the pooh.
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I'm like, it's it's a retread. It's a retread of a story we've
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heard before. So the best you can really get is a like the mafia
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boss thing made me laugh, genuinely made me laughing. What I'm going to
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jail. But it's fine. Look at his picture, his picture, my
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kids, right, you got to say just a twitter, you know,
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and I look good. I like it. Yeah, it just it just
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makes me laugh. I adore that quite a bit. And yes, of
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course I blocked the eleven year old steering the car. I mean, if
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you think about it now, it's much harder for her to get to her
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nurse job. And she can't do her DoorDash job because she's out of a
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box. So she is. I mean, insurance is going to pay her
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for the vehicle, but I mean it sucks. It sucks, so yeah,
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and I feel bad for her. So I hope she gets everything she
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needs taken care of. So agreed, and she gets the house that she's
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trying to. I hope those kids get the help get their lives turned around
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very quickly. Yeah all right, so that is one point to Stevie.
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Nothing doggy yet, but hey, it's still early. Game two is coming
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up. Game two is gonna be worth two episode points, and we're going
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to play that game right after this. I'm Richie aka Midnight Agent Raw.
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there. Casey, one of our occasional guests and frequent contributor. Yeah,
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I said, sorry I missed this one, but glad we got to introduce
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K number one to the podcast next time, the trifecta. Yeah, And
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as I said during the break, I don't know that it's such a good
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idea to invite the KKK and both of these boys just went what I had
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to explain, not the actual, which is good because they're not good.
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It's good. Not Casey and Kristen are all sisters. Yes, your names
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all beginning with K. Anyway, it's like a theme. Yes. Moving
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on. On the same episode, had comment from William M A very funny
31:06
show, A very fun show. Awesome, thank you, thank you sir.
31:11
See if we got anymore, well, I think we got more conference
31:15
too. This is awesome. Was this on the last mini app epis Yeah,
31:22
video that was a lot of fun. That was wise. That was
31:25
really cool is to Crunch and the h If you haven't seen that one,
31:29
I highly recommend that one. It's definitely my top five. It is.
31:33
It is a lot of fun coming up with prompts and then seeing what you
31:36
guys do with them. Oh my gosh, always a delight. Sometimes I
31:40
know what I'm gonna get. Like I knew exactly how the tiny man falling
31:42
down the stairs was gonna come out of you. I knew exactly what you
31:45
were going to do. It didn't make it any less funny, but I
31:48
knew it was coming. Yeah, But I what I was not ready for
31:52
and you weren't ready for either was the who Wolf? What Wolf? And
31:55
why Wolf? Almost woke me there and I'm just like, well, I
32:04
know what I have to do. I knew what I had to do,
32:08
couldn't do it, could not do it. That first one, I was
32:12
like, we did the thing, and I'm like, this is too fucking
32:16
good. It was so good it's too funny to definitely check it out.
32:21
So yeah, episode is definitely a highlight, and the video version on Patreon
32:25
is so awesome. You get the seat us all crack up like this all
32:30
the time. We had a couple of comments on that. One. Kristen
32:34
f which constant contributor and huge supporter of the show, said, such a
32:38
fun episode. Game two had me laughing so hard, which was an improbable
32:44
one. The snacks they sent us eating some of them we should be eating
32:47
so well, not on Mike right, not on Mike. Next break,
32:50
next break. Yeah, we're going to get into something to turn this to
32:52
an as MR podcast. Okay, you know what it's gonna be recorded.
32:57
Anybody, If any of y'all like the asmtter stuff, let me know,
33:00
will I will put that up as a separate thing. So I'm not going
33:02
to do that to people. Also, we had another comment from David M.
33:07
I love the improv. Everyone was great. More please? Okay,
33:10
So that game absolutely was got to be back again. So if that's happening,
33:15
that means I need to smoke less weed those days or more or more?
33:22
I mean, I guess we'll go more. Yeah, I guess more
33:23
would not be a ban? Was the really the detrimental part was? Or
33:29
did you just like have nothing? Well? I think the weed contributed to
33:35
me having nothing. It's the problem. I thought you were great honestly,
33:38
aw well, thank you. It was a lot of fun though. It's
33:40
just like that. Yeah, when you get caught, it's a hard But
33:45
the other new thing on for our b FY t W stuff is we do
33:49
have a TikTok, so follow us on TikTok as well. We do many
33:52
little clippings of the shows right now when we do our trips and our live
33:58
shows and stuff like that. Obviously I'll be putting things together for that,
34:00
so it's small but hopefully growing. Yes, yeah, yeah, and I'm
34:05
sharing it as much as they can. Awesome, man, it's fun.
34:07
It's fun doing right. It's a good time. So I believe that's all
34:10
the comments and voicemails and whatnot. So let's get to the game. Game
34:15
two is going to be Pitch Me Baby one more time. I Am going
34:17
to give our players control of a media icon or property and ask them to
34:22
give me a pitch, and whichever pitch I like best will win the game
34:24
and earn two points. This month is the twenty fifth anniversary of the founding
34:30
of rock Star Games, which is primarily known for the creation and development of
34:36
the Grand Theft Auto Games and their studios have developed other original series like Red
34:40
dead manhun Bully, The Warriors, Smugglers Run, and Midnight Club. But
34:45
with the announcement of Grand Theft Auto six, it's clear they're going back to
34:50
their cash cow. It's beyond time for them to come out with a new
34:53
ip. So I want you to pitch me Rockstar Games next ari open world
35:00
game. I want to know who you play as, what kind of open
35:05
world you'll play in, and describe the general plot of the game. If
35:08
you have some gameplay ideas, throw them in as well. Obviously you're going
35:13
to want to avoid repeating ideas, so an open world game set in the
35:16
wild West is not going to earn you any points. Best pitch wins Now
35:23
you lost less game. So you have the choice do you want to go
35:25
first or second? I want to go second. Okay, fuck and Cebee.
35:30
You have to go first, sir. So when you're ready, pitch
35:35
me. Pitch me. You better pitch me hard. Gentlemen on the board
35:42
here at Rockstar I think our next biggest video game franchise that we're going to
35:47
pitch to you guys, and I think this is going to bring in so
35:51
much money and bring back a little nostalgia for the current gamers right now,
35:55
well the adult gamers once you have that income to who can spend the month
36:00
on this, And I'm going to pitch to you rock stars rockstar So you
36:06
play as a rocker, a punk rocker named Slate who's in an open world
36:12
obviously as we do here a rock star we have open world practically everything.
36:16
But you're playing as a rock star or a rocker who has to not only
36:21
build his band up, but he's got to check out venues throughout the cities
36:23
and stuff. So there's multiple cities you can actually travel to. There's gonna
36:28
be other punk bands that will rival you. You'll have the the capability of
36:31
driving around doing missions that way as well, you can do charity shows to
36:36
get some extra like like I don't say same, but yeah, reputation,
36:42
and then you can do the other gigs from next You're gonna pick up more
36:45
through that and there as well. It'll start in the eighties, so at
36:50
the punk era of the eighties, and then it actually can't transition up to
36:54
the current time, so you have the ability to have it transition to current
36:59
time along with the ability which i'd hope because we talk about this a lot
37:04
I know we talk about this a lot in the show. With video games,
37:07
I'm hoping for later on a collaboration with one of the developers of either
37:13
I don't know who did. I don't think anybody did anything with Rockstar but
37:15
the rock Band or Guitar Hero people to where you have the ability to actually
37:21
jump on there with your friends and play again. So it would have a
37:23
four player online co op open world, but not open like PvP world would
37:30
be, so you can rock around with your friends, either just in the
37:32
game or if you have the capability to connect the new instruments, I'd like
37:37
you can actually play again like we used to do. And yeah, COVID's
37:39
around, we know, and it's still fucking here and it does hit everybody.
37:44
Still, What a better way to still be able to play rock band
37:46
and stuff with your friends than be able to do this with your four player
37:51
or probably be able to sixties of the singers and stuff co op if was
37:54
a band. But you can have your open world game where you're going through
37:58
doing all these things, little concerts, doing missions, gaining rep and you
38:02
can customize your character how you want your instrument if you want a specific one
38:07
versus you're just a singer or something like that. You're not just a front
38:10
man if you want to, like I love bass because that's what I fucking
38:13
play or some shit. Fine, you can special tune or due just to
38:15
fucking rock on on base and ship with all your stats and that, like
38:20
you have a capability of doing all this stuff, but instead of like trying
38:23
to just like beat the crap out of people and shoot them in like a
38:25
GTA type of thing, which is a great game. But some people aren't
38:29
there for the violence. They're there for this open world fun and I think
38:32
rock Stars Rockstar would bring that. Okay, it's a bit on the nose
38:37
rock Stars Rockstar, And I question what the missions would be like. There
38:45
could be a few, obviously, like the you could do the racing miss
38:49
anything with the vehicles you could still obviously, do you got your rock vand
38:52
or something you had to get you a bunch of ra like yeah, like
38:54
you have to race the band van like yeah, I guess the other bands
39:00
say you roll up to a freaking like country band and they want to roll
39:02
against you, and yeah, and you're gonna have a battle, like I
39:08
mean, I was playing, I having like a Battle of the Bands thing
39:10
set up. It's like an intro, like this is your intro into the
39:14
game. You're just doing these small little missions in this area of this small
39:17
suburb, and that's it, and then it ends with Battle of the Bands
39:21
and then it opens up the rest of the world to you so you can
39:23
get your van. Now, you guys want to Battle of the Band.
39:25
You progressed you got some money to get yourself a van. Cool, we
39:29
got a van, guys that we can tour outside the city and stuff,
39:31
and then from there you do your games and things like that, just play
39:35
these little shows. I don't know. I thought it was fun things like
39:37
that you could do. I want to do, ah, I almost want
39:42
to do an ICP freaking a bash room where you go through with like your
39:47
instruments and just go through and just starts wrecking stuff and you have to like
39:51
almost a destruction point limit, like you had to get this much destruction points
39:54
in. That's much time. But that was the punk part. So I'm
39:58
not not finished, but that's my baseline for the game. Wow, okay,
40:06
very cool. I like it. It's definitely got potential for sure.
40:10
I don't know if the rock band or guitar hero thing has passed us by
40:15
at this point, but I do miss it for sure, and I know
40:19
I can't be the only one, right, so I know I'm here.
40:22
I'm one of them for sure. We were talking about it last night.
40:23
So that leaves you. What pitch have you got for me? Sir?
40:29
All right? So my pitch for you would be that rock Star does a
40:35
collab with BioWare and they do a rock Star esque mass effect game, completely
40:49
completely centralized, and I reimagine Citadel, Okay, re imagine such to obviously
40:58
to accommodate for the grander scale that grand theft Auto I like would be.
41:06
And yeah, you would play a character of which you get to choose the
41:10
race of you know, a sorry or human or whatever Garris was I can't
41:15
remember, Tian, yes, uh and yeah, and you would go through
41:24
and just like how on this is? Yeah, yeah, all that stuff
41:30
that I can't remember, because that would be super fun. I want to
41:37
know how that would work, Like, how would that mechanically? That would
41:42
work? I saw Blasto that's fair so yeah, Hannah and all that,
41:49
and yeah, it would just be like you would go through, Yeah,
41:52
there's there's crime, there's gangs and stuff like that fill you full of holes
41:57
and then there would be like easter eggs like that. Like you'd go to
42:00
like a strip club on the Citadel and you walk in and just goes,
42:02
peep peep. My name is Kamanda Sheppard and this is my favorite strip club
42:07
on everywhere you go, that one line, I've Commanda Shephard, this is
42:15
my favorite liquor store. I'm gonna god damn it. That guy got around
42:21
and that's it just just grand theft auto. But in Mass Effect, yeah,
42:25
using the Mass Effect world, but use it combining their mechanics for that
42:30
basically allowing you to explore the interaction between the alien races that were on the
42:37
Citadel. Now, would you still be a criminal or would you be I
42:42
feel like to kind of really give because in Mass Effect you you will.
42:46
I mean, even as a renegade, you still played the hero. So
42:50
it only makes sense that they kind of give you that more CD Underground kind
42:55
of play. So that way you got to experience the other side, Like
43:00
all the heroes are going out doing the heroes off and saving the world.
43:04
Yeah, where were the CD Underground doing in the meantime that we're kind of
43:07
you know, small pickings compared to what the hell was going on out there?
43:10
Yeah, okay, interesting, all right, so I like it.
43:16
I like it. I'm gonna go ahead and say this might sound mean,
43:21
but I'd say neither of you really wowed me. Let me ask you something,
43:24
because I had another pitch. This is what we went with. Okay,
43:29
this doesn't count. Just Skater Die, the open world version skater Remember
43:35
that Skater Die game. So I had one and two and I love those
43:37
games. Were you it was kind of open world a little bit back then.
43:40
Yeah, god's imagine it really open world where you're just like doing tricks
43:45
off everything in the world for smaller points, but you go in and actually
43:47
compete against other skis, like insane lines and you can tricks off helicopters.
43:52
Yeah, dude, I'm not going to say Tony Hawk, but you know,
43:54
yeah, yeah, I didn't want to bring him into that. That's
43:57
why I wanted to. I was like, oh, Skater Die would be
43:59
fun, like I would. They never did it, but I do.
44:01
I do enjoy the idea of like a Tony Hawk that's an entire city.
44:06
Yeah, and there's just lines built into everything everywhere, so you can just
44:09
do everything, go crazy and do whatever you want you can't get into like
44:15
the Skate three got some pretty large levels, but even that wasn't like a
44:19
full city like open world kind of experience, and neither were the Tony Hawk
44:23
underground games. But it'd be easy to do because look at like you can
44:27
just take the base engine of Spider Man from PlayStation Yeah, and you can
44:30
use that and just put a fucking skater skin on it. Yeah. I
44:36
mean I like both ideas, the rockstar and the skater diet rock stars.
44:42
I think you might have gone with the stronger one, like like Tony Hawk
44:46
in an open world is kind of one note, whereas your rock Star you
44:50
you had a lot of thought put into that so much. Yeah, but
44:55
I do a door mass effect in the idea of running around the citadel all
45:00
and like doing all these small you know, small time criminal missions and beating
45:06
up Volus and taking their lunch money or whatever, taking their credits and whatnot.
45:14
That could be super fun too. Man, It's I hate making this
45:19
decision every time. While so, I don't know why I keep picking this
45:22
game. Why do I keep doing this to myself? Games? There are
45:30
I guess the one I'd want to play more, sorry is just due to
45:35
bias, and that would be the mass expect one. I love the mass
45:38
effactor about what you would like it and getting a chance to explore more.
45:43
But I feel like I feel like Rockstar Games, like their actual board would
45:45
have gone with yours. I think they would have gone by because because they
45:51
could come up with their own I P. And they could work with harmonics
45:53
or not. Yeah, literally their own thing. They could really literally of
46:00
the game. They could come up with something better or they can do yeah,
46:02
they could do. They're big enough that they could set up their own
46:07
hardware creation. Yeah, that's now I think they have. They have like
46:12
twelve or sixteen different studios across the fucking world, Like there's a Rockstar Vienna,
46:17
or there was like Dave Rockstar Offs is like everywhere. It's insane.
46:22
I've mostly wanted to, like I want to play with everybody again, but
46:24
I'm like that would be fun. Yeah, like I got to name a
46:28
band. You gotta go through all balls and stuff. I miss doing open
46:31
world stuff with friends, like if one of you had pitched me like a
46:36
purely co op open world experience where you played with two to four people like,
46:39
I think I would have picked that instantly because that when the few instances
46:45
I got to play like Saint Roux with somebody where are Among my favorite memories
46:50
of that game absolutely jumping on a plane while Stevie is still in the menu
46:54
and him not having a clue the plane is plummeting to me. I think
47:02
it was on Xbox through sixty and we played it over system Link or something
47:07
like that. It was super fun that it is. It is on Gog
47:12
and Steam though, so yeah, the server still are the service still running.
47:17
I did connect once with Lovelust over the Gog version. I think it
47:22
was Saints Through four. That's the one where you get like superpowers a co
47:28
op Yeah, I don't play it. This is a superpower thing. I
47:30
was like, this is at Saints Row to me, but at the same
47:32
time it is. It was. It was Saints Row, but now you
47:37
can really fuck around like you My favorite ability in that game was just running
47:42
around and having the wind because you're running so fast, it's literally pulling like
47:46
cars and debris and ship behind you as you ran, and so if you
47:51
stopped running, like a pile of cars and ship would just fly past you
47:55
and hit like a building or some shit. I would just laugh hysterically every
47:59
time. I'll go to be if they made the buildings in that game destructible,
48:02
No, I don't know, Like that would be cool. And there's
48:05
a few. Obviously you can't because you need to be able to do shit.
48:07
But there's ninety percent of the buildings you can't even get into it all
48:09
in those games. For the blocks, why not make them destructible? Fuck
48:14
it? Yeah? Cool? Anyway, anyway, we're getting into like the
48:17
weeds here, like what if stuff like that. But anyway, Augie wins
48:22
this game. Yeah, it's two points. It is two points to one
48:28
in August favor. I don't know how this ending is gonna work because our
48:31
third game, Stevie is going to be in charge. I think I'm gonna
48:35
win. All right, Well, I guess we'll see. We're gonna find
48:39
out. We're gonna play game three where Stevie takes over right after this.
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49:37
It is time for Game three, and unusually for a normal episode, Stevie's
49:43
taking over Game three because he's got a rules of the game I call it
49:46
rig So Stevie will explain as much or as little of the rules of the
49:52
game as we are allowed to know before we start playing. Stevie take it
49:57
away, all right, Well, it's obvious you guys don't know the rules
50:00
of the game. Correct, that's correct? Maybe no idea? What the
50:04
hell you're about to spring? Honest, pretty sure you don't. So I'm
50:07
just gonna give you guys a prompt and you have to let me know yes
50:10
or no, And you can say your name to buzz In if you do
50:14
think you know the rules of the game to get an instant winka. Obviously,
50:17
if you are incorrect on that buzz in, you cannot buzz in again.
50:22
The other person can still go at any point at the very end of
50:24
it. If nobody can gets the rules of the game, who go by
50:28
whoever has the most points? Simple? That pretty simple? All right?
50:30
Awesome? All right? Yes, Now, since since Aggie was playing this
50:37
whole time, and Aaron, Aaron, you get the choice you want to
50:42
go first or second, I will go first first, Aaron, yes or
50:46
no? Steve, I will say yes, no, right, hug Dave.
51:07
So we we don't get any feedback at all. I guess I could
51:12
do it. Then hold on, let me make sure real quick what I
51:15
was gonna do it? After every five? But no, you know I
51:17
can. You don't have to knowledge making sure your game. I was just
51:22
like your rules of the game you make. I guess you literally make the
51:27
rules. I know I do. I can change them at any time,
51:29
can you guys? See? The rules of the game is that there are
51:30
no rules. I make them up as they go they change, I'll they
51:35
be fucked up. All right, No, no, okay, we're gonna
51:37
stop. Okay, So the first one was no okay, Ugly Dave no,
51:50
Aaron, Yes. The correct answer is yes, Aaron. The third
52:00
one is George yes or no, uh no, Aggie No. The correct
52:14
answer is yes. Oh oh no, you're eye a wait, we were
52:21
on Paul. He needs his eyeball, mad eg Oh, I'm starting with
52:29
you on this one. Marvin yes or no? Yes, Aaron No,
52:45
The correct answer is yes, It's okay. Character next, Aaron. The
52:52
next one is Jill yes no. The correct answer is no, son of
53:10
a bitch. Well, I have better guess this trouble. See, Augie's
53:17
got me three points to one right now, I've got seventeen of these.
53:22
Ship all right, Age yes, Linda, yes or no? Yes Aaron,
53:37
Linda, I'm gonna say yes. You both would be correct. All
53:47
right, Aaron, we're starting on this one. Clarice yes or no,
53:54
Clarice yes, are Yi Yes? The correct answer is no. You're both
54:07
incorrect. Well, it wasn't what I thought it was. God damn Stebe.
54:15
It's gonna start becoming more evident after like the next three. I think,
54:17
really, because that's the real I like, it just became less evident.
54:23
We all say that, though, and then it never does until the
54:25
very end. We're starting with Augie here Jennifer, yes or no? Yes,
54:37
Aaron, Yes, you both are correct. I don't know why.
54:45
Uh. Starting with Aaron Shamus yes or no, spilt s E A M
54:53
U S no, Aggi no, both incorrect. It would be yes,
55:05
what dock, Okay, it's not what I thought. Number Number ten a
55:14
Mario Yes or no? Yes, Aaron, I mean I thought I knew,
55:23
but now I don't have a clue. Welcome to my life. Uh,
55:46
I'm going to say no. You would be correct, Aaron. You
55:52
get a point for that one. Look at him. Number elevens are with
56:00
Aaron Lorraine Yes or no? Yes, No, Aaron, you'd be correct.
56:14
Correct answer is yes man going down into Augie Emmett yes or no No
56:27
Aaron, Uh spell it form me E M M E T T Yes.
56:34
The correct answer would be yes, Aaron. You got an other put Number
56:38
thirteen, starting with Aaron Paul yes or no. Yes, Uh, Yes,
56:51
both would be incorrect. No, God damn it. Every time I
56:55
think I know what it is, we're going down to the last four.
56:58
You're gonna fret. You want to get don't hear I think you would think
57:01
so I thought I had it. I thought I had it, and then
57:06
Paul was no, and it doesn't make any sense, all right? You
57:10
ready a number fourteen? Oh, Aaron? Go ahead, Aaron? Are
57:19
these characters in the Back to the Future franchise? The next answer would have
57:30
been the prompt would have been Griff, then Marty, then Biff. Yeah.
57:35
That would have given Yeah, Biff would have given away. It took
57:42
me a second when I realized the y s's were Dave, George, Linda,
57:45
Jennifer, Lorraine, and Emmetts. I'm like, wait a minute.
57:50
I was totally on the wrong. You had me going. So I was.
57:52
I was convinced, especially after I got three in a row correct that
57:57
It was like does the name have even more automount of letters? And then
58:02
Paul was no, and I was like no, but no. And then
58:08
I looked at it again and I was like, son of a bitch,
58:12
well done. No good. That was great, dude. I figured the
58:15
next one somebody had to get like. I wouldn't have gotten it until you
58:20
got the main characters. No, that was awesome. That was great job,
58:22
guys, Like that was fun. That was a lot of fun.
58:25
Wow, that was pretty brilliant. You let us let me down like two
58:31
different fly Alex twice twice. I was convinced I knew it, but thank
58:37
god I decided to wait a few more entries to make sure I was continually
58:42
getting I realized he wasn't getting the points. After a couple okay, very
58:45
after, after getting Mario the rain and Emmett correct in a row, I
58:49
was I was ready to buzz it, and then you did, Paul,
58:53
and I was like, oh it's not. I'm so glad I waited.
58:59
I would have blown my only chance, and then I just would have been
59:00
sitting there waiting for Augie to guess it would which I never would have probably
59:05
even with Beff and Marty up there. I mean, come on, that
59:07
was awesome. That was awesome. It goes Doc Brown like, oh ship,
59:13
that's Emmett. Yeah, that was Emmett. L Brown. Oh that
59:16
shows how much I pay attention to Seamus was his ancestor in the Wild West.
59:22
Jennifer's girlfriend, Linda's his sister, Dave's's brother, George's his dad,
59:28
and Marvin is the guy who ran was the ice cream dude Or eventually ran
59:32
from Mayor. He ran from Mary yeah, yeah, yep, so good.
59:37
Well done, Stevie, and thank you for going on. Didn't met
59:42
three points? You won the episode Holy Ship, play that again, only
59:53
ship and one more timely Ship. I fucking won. I run the games
1:00:01
here and I fucking won. This is a This is a dictatorship. You
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may now refer to me as Daddy. So Daddy has one glorious a man.
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Thank you, sweetheart, but my name is Daddy anyway. Daddy wants
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to thank you for listening to the episode. Daddy hopes you're being good because
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if you're being naughty, Daddy, I'll spank you. Uh soh. So
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you can find Daddy on the social media's at pantiless Aaron. You can find
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Stevi at Midnight Smoke. You can find Doggy at Doggy Doggy zero A man.
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Daddy wants you to check the website at b fy twpod dot com,
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where you can find all the cool stuff Daddy and his friends are up to.
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All the stuff we do is on there, including our contact us,
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where you can send us a voicemail. You can tell Daddy just how naughty
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you've been, Oh my god, please, or you can send Daddy an
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email at b f y t W podcast at gmail dot com. We'll make
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all you say or read it in a sexy voice, and Daddy will just
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sit and listen with one hand. Busy ship. But I want to thank
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you for listening, and that's going to be it from us. Why Gods,
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fuck you. That's why Daddy said so now knowing the battle