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Tuesday

Surfboard-stealing otters and killer pigeons in California, massive Amazon outage crippling major apps, $600 toilet camera subscription for waste analysis, daylight crane heist at the Louvre, retro walking fitness craze, looming turkey shortage from bird flu, and Eric Clapton’s upcoming album reissue—all wrapped in humor, chaos, and classic Ian Canfield wit.

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