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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show August 6th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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Speaker 1: It is a brand new hour of the Woody Showy
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Speaker 1: and Jeff g are out of town there to be
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Speaker 1: back on Monday. Everybody else is here on a throwback Thursday,
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Speaker 1: and this is kind of throwback. At my house, I
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Speaker 1: have a trash compactor, and I had the crappiest night
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Speaker 1: last night because I haven't taken my trash out in
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Speaker 1: so long, because I always forget that it is a
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Speaker 1: trash compactor. So I've been compacting and compacting and compacting,
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Speaker 1: and I thought this thing rules, I can save on
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Speaker 1: garbage bags or just compact the hell out of it. Well,
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Speaker 1: today's garbage day, so I had to take the garbage out,
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Speaker 1: and I had been compacting it for so damn long.
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Speaker 1: The bag ripped as I try to take it out,
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Speaker 1: so I can't get the trash out. So now with
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Speaker 1: my bare hands, I'm trying to get I don't know,
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Speaker 1: three weeks of garbage out of there. The bag explodes,
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Speaker 1: Coffee grounds everywhere, avocado pits everywhere, macaroni and cheese everywhere.
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Speaker 1: It was such a disaster. It was so disgusting, and
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Speaker 1: then I had to spend about an hour cleaning it up.
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Speaker 1: So my night sucked, but MENACE's Night ruled. Apparently it
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Speaker 1: did because you had the distinct honor of having dinner
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Speaker 1: with Tyler's family.
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Speaker 2: I did, so, Yeah, I talked about it a little
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Speaker 2: bit yesterday. But I'm doing this thing with Lazy Dog
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Speaker 2: Restaurants where they have family Night every Wednesday night, and
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna be having dinner with like listeners and then
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Speaker 2: friends and family. And the first family that I had
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Speaker 2: dinner with was Tyler's family, and it was quite lovely,
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Speaker 2: and I got to ask them a lot of questions
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Speaker 2: about Tyler, and unfortunately, like my microphone, like there was
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Speaker 2: some issue with it, but I did get some audio,
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Speaker 2: but this part I didn't get on recorded. And I
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Speaker 2: asked him. I was like, was there any like embarrassing
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Speaker 2: things with Tyler that happened? And the first story that
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Speaker 2: his dad shared with me was that they went to Disneyland,
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Speaker 2: and I guess it was like, what was it the
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Speaker 2: Matten Horn or something. So we go to Disney Yeah,
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Speaker 2: and we go on Space Mountain. Yeah. Yeah, Well they
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Speaker 2: going on Space Mountain and they all sit on there
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Speaker 2: and then suddenly he's like, yeah, the ride stopped and
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Speaker 2: they asked us to get off the ride and they
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Speaker 2: pulled us aside and said, sorry, your your son is
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Speaker 2: too large to be on the ride.
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Speaker 3: How old were you at the time, mid twenties.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was saying.
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Speaker 3: And what he did not mentioned is that there was
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Speaker 3: a whole other car in front of us and had
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Speaker 3: a bunch of heavy people on it too.
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Speaker 2: So it wasn't that. Yeah, apparently you maxed it out there.
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Speaker 2: But yeah, if you don't know Tyler, there's Tyler, his
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Speaker 2: mom and dad and five brothers, right, So I asked him, like,
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Speaker 2: how did you even get by? And this is what
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Speaker 2: happened when they went grocery shopping. So here's the clip.
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Speaker 2: One recap this real quick. So when you would go
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Speaker 2: to the store, there's Tyler and then he has five brothers.
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Speaker 2: How many gallons and milk would you buy?
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Speaker 1: Every two weeks?
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Speaker 4: We'd let fourteen yellows? I think how many eggs would
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Speaker 4: go through?
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Speaker 1: Five dozen, five dozen two weeks? Yeah, five dozen or
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Speaker 1: two weeks.
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Speaker 2: So they would drink a billionaire milk a day.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so.
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Speaker 5: Very milk heavy family.
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Speaker 3: It was about like fourteen gallons of milk, and then
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Speaker 3: just one brother would drink about.
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Speaker 1: Half of it. By himself because that kid loved milk.
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Speaker 1: Was that it was not maybe yeah.
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Speaker 2: But they were telling me, like their their breakfast like
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Speaker 2: every Saturday Sunday. It was like a hole loaf of bread.
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Speaker 1: It was.
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Speaker 3: It was like at least a gallon and a half
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Speaker 3: of milk, a whole loaf of bread, maybe a dozen
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Speaker 3: and a half eggs, pound and a half maybe two
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Speaker 3: pounds of bacon. Because I mean you're feeding six or yeah,
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Speaker 3: six growing kids, so you know, it was a full
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Speaker 3: cheaper by the dozen, right.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was insane. But it's not like Tyler didn't
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Speaker 2: help out around the house. So his mom shares a
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Speaker 2: story about him providing for the family. So you had
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Speaker 2: a story about Tyler coming home with a bunch of
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Speaker 2: food one time.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, there's actually two. I have this issue with tweinkies
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Speaker 6: because they're so unhealthy, and at the time there was
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Speaker 6: a rumor that Hostess was going out of business, and
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Speaker 6: so they were like, you gotta get yourself. So Tarna
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Speaker 6: comes home with like ten boxes of tweakies. It comes in, Dad,
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Speaker 6: I know she won't let you have them, so I
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Speaker 6: got them for you because he got him I at
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Speaker 6: a discount. And this one time when the grocery store
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Speaker 6: was about to close. He waited till the meat was
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Speaker 6: on sale for seventy five percent off, and he came
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Speaker 6: home with like thirty six pounds of bacon.
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Speaker 5: Okay, that's really really nice of you. Good effort. And
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Speaker 5: your mom has such a sweet, adorable voice.
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Speaker 7: What I was picturing his.
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Speaker 2: Mom is so cool and sounds way more.
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Speaker 5: Just haggard and exhausted.
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Speaker 2: There were so nice.
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Speaker 7: So this couple things here, this twekies thing that was
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Speaker 7: that was very recently.
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Speaker 3: No, this was when Hostess was maybe first going out
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Speaker 3: of This is like early twenty tens.
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Speaker 7: A while that happened like an early twenty ten.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been a while.
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Speaker 7: I don't know my.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I do trust Tyler.
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Speaker 3: So I remember that because I was working at the
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Speaker 3: grocery store at the time. So that's how I was
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Speaker 3: able to, like even all the boxes in the back.
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Speaker 3: And my mom hates it when my dad gets twinkies
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Speaker 3: and she specifically calls some cancer sticks. Yeah, so yeah,
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Speaker 3: and these are cigarettes, yeah, pretty much. And then you know,
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Speaker 3: that's how I knew that. Also the bacon was going
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Speaker 3: down because our store was closing for good and time.
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Speaker 7: Tyler worked there.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so every book disappearing.
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Speaker 3: Everything got marked down, so I bought all the bacon
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Speaker 3: we started in the freezer.
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Speaker 1: It lasted about six months. It worked out.
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Speaker 8: Back back to the getting kicked off the Disneyland ride
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Speaker 8: for being too fat? Were you the only one, yes, please,
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Speaker 8: the only one in your group who was not allowed
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Speaker 8: to ride?
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Speaker 4: Uh?
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Speaker 3: No, So they had to. They took everybody off and
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Speaker 3: then they split us up into like two other separate cars. Oh,
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Speaker 3: they wanted yeahad out. Yeah, it was basically to spread out.
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Speaker 5: They took everybody off and they're like, everybody, but you
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Speaker 5: get back.
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Speaker 7: On kind of.
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Speaker 3: So they took the first group and they're like spread out,
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Speaker 3: and then they took like the second group and they're like,
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Speaker 3: are you guys spread out?
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Speaker 2: Yeah. So I've been with Tyler when this has happened. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: we were on the well, we tried to go on
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Speaker 2: the Grizzly No.
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Speaker 3: We tried to go on a ghost Rider.
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Speaker 2: Ghost Rider yeah, yeah, a wooden roller coaster and they
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Speaker 2: want to let him on. We had to get off
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Speaker 2: the ride.
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Speaker 1: That was a bit of a wake up con seventy
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Speaker 1: pounds slider.
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Speaker 2: So yeah, it's great. So, yeah, I would love to
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Speaker 2: try it again, but he's super afraid of roller coasters that.
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Speaker 1: Hate so good. Yeah, Final Destination three scarred me for life.
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Speaker 7: So because when you're on the coaster, you're not allowed
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Speaker 7: to eat, is that.
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Speaker 1: No doubt it takes away from you. Don't want to
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Speaker 1: take three minutes of your eating schedule.
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Speaker 2: On top of that. So I also I did ask
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Speaker 2: his dad as Tyler like, disappointed you, you know, let
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Speaker 2: you down so currently, So one.
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Speaker 4: Of the things that Tyler did when he was younger
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Speaker 4: dad still annoys me to this day to no end,
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Speaker 4: was I believe he was working at the Woody Show
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Speaker 4: when he first started, and he wanted to buy a truck,
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Speaker 4: and he's kind of hinted about it, and I said, no,
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Speaker 4: you're not buying a truck. You got the car. That's
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Speaker 4: what you can afford, live within your means. So he
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Speaker 4: comes home with a nice, brand new truck that he
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Speaker 4: leased it set up. But and that was the beginning
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Speaker 4: of his troubles, way beyond his means. And he found
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Speaker 4: that out that for about a year year and alf
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Speaker 4: but I was just so mad. I just wanted to
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Speaker 4: just kill him, just to strangle it. And so I
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Speaker 4: had to help bail him out to get out of
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Speaker 4: that mess, and it took him a few years to
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Speaker 4: pay that off back to me. But uh, as a dad,
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Speaker 4: you just can't fix stupid, So.
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Speaker 1: Just leave you with that.
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Speaker 5: And that does he know that's how you became.
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Speaker 1: He is very well aware that is the origin of
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Speaker 1: the He supports it.
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Speaker 2: Too, And it's like we we thought, like, oh, this
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Speaker 2: guy has gone through life without any guidance, but he has,
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Speaker 2: but he just ignored it.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, can you get for folks who are fresh, can
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Speaker 8: you give the quick numbers on what that truck lease was?
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Speaker 3: Oh god, it was six hundred a month, and then
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Speaker 3: the insurance on top of that, I think was like
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Speaker 3: another two hundred sook.
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Speaker 7: The the total the total package, the term limit.
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Speaker 3: It was six hundred a month for I believe six
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Speaker 3: years least.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was a least.
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Speaker 8: At least yeah, which you know apparently that is the
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Speaker 8: norm now.
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Speaker 1: So I was just OK.
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Speaker 8: Because he does heavy construction outside yeah oh wait, no,
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Speaker 8: he didn't need to.
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Speaker 2: It made more than minimum wage.
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Speaker 4: He just can't fix stupid.
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Speaker 5: Also, we now know exactly what Tyler is going to
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Speaker 5: sound like in thirty.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, exact same boy and Unfortunately, his dad had
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Speaker 2: something really nice to say to him, just record that
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Speaker 2: he does love that Tyler has followed his passion in,
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Speaker 2: you know, wanting to pursue what he does now, and
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Speaker 2: he supports that, so he's happy that he's doing that.
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Speaker 2: That was cool, but it was a It was a
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Speaker 2: lovely dinner, and I hope to be having some more
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Speaker 2: dinners with some actual listeners. So on my Instagram later
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Speaker 2: at mens uh just follow there and I'll have some
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Speaker 2: instructions and maybe we can hang out at Lazy Dog together. Fun,
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Speaker 2: good times.
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Speaker 3: My parents had a blast. They loved Menas, so I
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Speaker 3: was like cool, everything worked out.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna get married to disappointed your dad's.
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Speaker 3: Do you really have a good relationship with your dad
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Speaker 3: if you don't disappoint him at least once?
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Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah, Okay, maybe we got more Woody Show coming up.
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Speaker 4: You just can't fix stupid show.
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Speaker 1: I'm so glad that we're back here on the Woody Show,
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Speaker 1: Woody and Jeff. She will be back on Monday, but
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Speaker 1: it's Greg Gory, Menace, Gina Yeah Seas, Sammy, Tyler, Benji
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Speaker 1: Morgan and probably some other people that I'm forgetting. Yes,
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Speaker 1: broke goat Thursday.
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Speaker 2: What the hell broke goat Thursday? Well, we have the
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Speaker 2: throw goat himself in the studio. His name is Tyler.
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Speaker 2: You have done the nine by nine challenge? How many times?
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Speaker 5: Uh?
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Speaker 1: Nine?
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Speaker 3: Nine nine challenge?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 3: Twice, which is nine hot dogs, nine beers at a
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Speaker 3: baseball game and nine innings.
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Speaker 8: Nice that sounds, by the way. This is the full
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Speaker 8: like a full beard, a full hot dog. There's a
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Speaker 8: lot of stadiums when they saw this was catching on,
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Speaker 8: they said.
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Speaker 7: Oh, we're gonna do our own, but that give you
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Speaker 7: like little teeny dogs and the beer.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's got to be pretty easy, right.
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Speaker 2: Full dogs because the beard like you know, all the
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Speaker 2: carbonation that fills up. Well, this is a game but
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Speaker 2: amongst us and you guys can win a prize. And
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Speaker 2: what you're gonna do is I gave everybody blindfolds and
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Speaker 2: you're gonna put them on, and Tyler is going to
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Speaker 2: put something in his mouth and you're gonna have to
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Speaker 2: try to guess what it is by asking him questions. Okay,
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Speaker 2: all right, So I'm gonna give you a time limit
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Speaker 2: and whoever guests it first wins and the first prize
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Speaker 2: will be a hundred dollars visa gift card. So if
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Speaker 2: you can put on your blindfolds.
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Speaker 7: Okay, and do we go in order asking questions?
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Speaker 2: Is this like you can just shut him out. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: you can shout him out. Try not to talk over
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Speaker 2: each other as much. Okay, now here we.
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Speaker 1: Go putting something in his mouth.
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Speaker 2: He's gonna talk. You can put the first item in
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Speaker 2: his mouth right now, and you can start asking him
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Speaker 2: him questions. Now, I'm going to give you a time limits.
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Speaker 7: No questions or anything at all.
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Speaker 2: Anything at all, he's gonna have to try to talk
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Speaker 2: through it.
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Speaker 7: What's in your exactly?
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Speaker 1: Okay?
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Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah, by you know what it is? Here we
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Speaker 2: go two minutes on the clock right now.
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Speaker 1: Tyler, I would like to start by asking is this
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Speaker 1: something you would normally put in your mouth? No?
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Speaker 5: Is it edible?
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Speaker 1: No? Is it a toy of some sort? No?
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Speaker 7: Would you enjoy having this at home?
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Speaker 1: No? Is this something that you own? No?
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Speaker 7: It's a tampon? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Wow, wow, how did you do that?
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Speaker 2: Well?
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Speaker 8: Know that he was the emphatic, knows he was giving
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Speaker 8: and everyone can see you check the cameras.
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Speaker 7: My my blind felt was fully on the entire time.
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Speaker 7: Uh and it did sound for whatever reason.
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Speaker 1: It's cotton tampon is incredible.
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Speaker 8: The way Tyler talks is so wet, and he has
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Speaker 8: so much fluid that's in his mouth.
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Speaker 7: I picked up.
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Speaker 8: Oh, it's not his fluidy and like swampy is his
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Speaker 8: usual voices. It's not that slashing like sea shanty. It
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Speaker 8: doesn't sound like like like a bubble and mot of
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Speaker 8: just festering moldron like it's gotta be a tampa.
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Speaker 7: That's it's pretty well.
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Speaker 2: All right, job, Yeah, I owe you a gift cards.
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Speaker 7: To afford it to the hottest chick.
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Speaker 2: Okay, sweet?
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Speaker 7: All right, so the text although I can't see the
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Speaker 7: text anymore.
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Speaker 2: All right, let's go the next item here Tyler has
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Speaker 2: for you. I'll put two minutes on the clock, and
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Speaker 2: if somebody gets it, I'll buy everybody breakfast because I'll
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Speaker 2: get breakfast as well. Okay, here we go, two minutes
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Speaker 2: on the clock right now.
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Speaker 5: Is this when you enjoy having in your mouth?
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Speaker 1: No? So, is this a food item? No?
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Speaker 7: Sounds like Is it a household item?
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Speaker 5: Is it bigger than a fist?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 7: Bigger than it seems like there's.
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Speaker 5: Something really bigger. Does it belong in the kitchen.
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Speaker 1: No. Is it soft?
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Speaker 4: Uh?
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Speaker 2: Not early?
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Speaker 7: Is it a squish mellow?
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Speaker 1: No? Is it a tool of some sort, something that
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Speaker 1: you would use to either clean something or fix something? No?
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Speaker 5: Is it something that you personally own?
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Speaker 1: Is this something that you enjoy a jockstrap?
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Speaker 5: Is it? Was it ever alive?
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Speaker 1: Is it made of material? Yeah?
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Speaker 5: Is it soft or hard?
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Speaker 2: At whole?
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Speaker 7: Describe this thing's general function.
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Speaker 8: In many words general function like does it clean things?
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Speaker 7: Does it used to cover things?
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Speaker 5: It helps you out cowl?
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Speaker 1: Is it a piece of sporting It can be, It
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Speaker 1: can be.
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Speaker 7: Is it a ball no?
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Speaker 1: Is it a knee pad no? Is it a sock?
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Speaker 7: Do you wear it jersey?
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Speaker 1: No?
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Speaker 7: A helmet no, Morgan's use sock. No, a bat, Morgan's
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Speaker 7: used underwear, shoulder pads No.
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Speaker 1: But it's specifically sporting equipment it can be.
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Speaker 5: Do you like the sport? Do you like the sport
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Speaker 5: that it's generally involved with?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 5: Do you play it?
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Speaker 4: Ah?
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Speaker 2: Huh?
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Speaker 1: Can you? Can you chomp on it and make some
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Speaker 1: noise with yeh? Do it again? Do it again? I'm
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Speaker 1: the crank to mic.
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Speaker 7: It sounds wish, so it's soft.
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Speaker 5: So it's soft on the outside.
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Speaker 1: Thee is it spongy, kind of spongy.
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Speaker 2: Can be two minutes? One last one shint.
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Speaker 5: Guards no, all right, pencils down, all.
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Speaker 2: Right, all right? Seat Alrey opened it, so but everybody
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Speaker 2: else take one.
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Speaker 7: It's a shoe.
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Speaker 1: It's a shoe.
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Speaker 5: Shoe, Tyler, Where did you come up with that child shoe?
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Speaker 1: It was provided?
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Speaker 7: That is that supposed to be a dog tree like
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Speaker 7: a dog show.
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Speaker 5: It's just a tiny kid's shoes, a little little ship
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Speaker 5: if you're willing to use it as a.
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Speaker 7: Dog shot papers all right?
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Speaker 2: Right now? How are you on time?
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Speaker 1: Right now?
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Speaker 2: One more?
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Speaker 1: All right? Yeah, it's like a break. All right, okay,
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Speaker 1: I'll take a break.
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Speaker 2: I have a another item for you guys to guess,
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Speaker 2: another chance for you to win breakfast.
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Speaker 1: Show. All right, We're back on the Woody Show doing
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Speaker 1: throat Coat Thursday. He's the question, was the tampon sent? Yeah? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: scent to tampons?
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
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Speaker 8: Is it?
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Speaker 5: I don't know they well, they make scented pads. I
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Speaker 5: don't think they make scented tampons.
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Speaker 2: Really, I don't know. I have a huge box of
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Speaker 2: tampons now, and mill.
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Speaker 1: You pull a SeaBASS and distribute them in the women's restaurant.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, true, it was a pack of thirty. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: it was actually a lot cheaper than I thought it
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Speaker 2: would be. But anyways, we're going to continue the game.
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Speaker 2: You guys are going to try to win breakfast for yourselves.
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Speaker 2: Right now, everybody needs to put on their blind folds.
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Speaker 2: We're gonna put another item in the Throat Goat's mouth himself, Tyler.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, Tyler, have you always been known as the throat
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Speaker 5: Goat or is this a new title?
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Speaker 3: I think it come around since like the last couple
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Speaker 3: of years. So since the first time I did the
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Speaker 3: nine nine nine at a baseball game.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, it was seeing sow the term throat. It's about
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Speaker 7: three years old.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, and he's the original.
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Speaker 2: He's also the Glizzie King. So all right, so here's
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Speaker 2: the next item that he's about to put in his mouth.
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Speaker 2: In there, yeah, all right. Now I'm going to start
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Speaker 2: the clock. Now you have two minutes to try to
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Speaker 2: figure out what is in Tyler's mouth. Give me one second.
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Speaker 2: The clock is not coming out.
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Speaker 1: I want something mushy this time.
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Speaker 2: Mushy. Yeah, oh yeah, I get it. Okay, the clock starts.
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Speaker 5: Now, okay, is it hard?
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Speaker 1: Is it rock hard? Well? Completely solid, not pliable at all.
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Speaker 5: If you hit it against a table, would it make
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Speaker 5: a really loud noise?
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Speaker 1: Yeah? Is this an office supply of some sort?
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Speaker 7: No household item?
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Speaker 5: Then? Oh? Is it a tool?
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Speaker 1: Oh? Is it something you would use for play measure
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Speaker 1: like a book? Okay, not you as in you tyler.
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Speaker 1: Is this something someone.
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Speaker 5: Would use for pleasure, for a hobby?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 7: Is it something someone would use for pleasure like a
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Speaker 7: dill doo?
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Speaker 5: Is it for outdoors? Is it for school?
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Speaker 7: Is it something people look at to use?
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Speaker 2: Uh?
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Speaker 4: No?
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Speaker 5: Does food come inside of it?
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Speaker 1: God?
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Speaker 5: Is it of use to you in any way? Do
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Speaker 5: you own one yourself?
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Speaker 7: Do? I?
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Speaker 1: Is is it video game related? Is it a game controller?
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Speaker 2: I look at it? Is the very nice game controller.
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Speaker 4: Yeah?
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Speaker 7: Pokemon, Pokemon.
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Speaker 1: This thing was way in my throat.
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Speaker 5: Right in there.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
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Speaker 2: I opened the box and he immediately he took half
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Speaker 2: a second and to ask if he could keep it.
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Speaker 8: Is that something that you had bought yourself, mad us?
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Speaker 8: Yes they did, he bought a Pokemon controller.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, well you for game?
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Speaker 1: It looks pretty cool.
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Speaker 2: I wanted something custom.
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Speaker 5: Well mouth, I think that means he claims it, right.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's how he put his spunk on it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, keep it.
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Speaker 8: I'm looking for cent of tampons. I see you play
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Speaker 8: text as an odor shield. I think it's a good
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Speaker 8: idea anti scented.
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Speaker 1: All right, well, probably don't want perfume down there?
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Speaker 5: Up in there?
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Speaker 2: All right, you guys want to play one more time?
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Speaker 5: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Okay, so this one should have been one hundred dollars
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Speaker 1: gift card, but whatever.
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Speaker 2: Okay, now I'll make this one a hundred dollars car.
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Speaker 2: Let's do it. We'll do a hundred dollars gift card.
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Speaker 2: All right, here's the next item. Get all up in there.
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Speaker 5: Are you ready?
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Speaker 2: We'll get the clock going and go.
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Speaker 5: Is it edible?
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Speaker 7: Is it primarily made of plastic?
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Speaker 1: If you bit down on it really hard, would you
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Speaker 1: chip a tooth? No?
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Speaker 5: Is it a office supply? Is it soft?
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Speaker 2: What would you say? It's rough?
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Speaker 7: Dollar value is uh?
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Speaker 1: High hook? Excuse me again?
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Speaker 2: High hook?
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Speaker 7: Or probably a buck?
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Speaker 5: Yeah? A buck? Or five bucks?
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Speaker 1: Five five bucks?
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Speaker 5: Okay? Do you wear it?
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Speaker 7: Do you clean with it?
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Speaker 4: Uh?
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Speaker 1: Is it larger than a stapler? Huh? It is?
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Speaker 5: Could you use it as a weapon?
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Speaker 1: Yeah?
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Speaker 7: Okay, dildo?
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Speaker 2: Do you use this? Ih?
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Speaker 1: You have used one?
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Speaker 7: Oh a soap?
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Speaker 1: Have you used that?
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Speaker 2: Reason?
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Speaker 5: Does it have anything to do with hygiene?
20:52
Speaker 1: Is this something you could buy basically at any grocery store?
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Speaker 3: Uh?
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Speaker 1: Yeah no?
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Speaker 7: Is it branded at all? The specific brand of anything?
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Speaker 7: Not really a toilet brush?
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Speaker 5: Are kids supposed to use it? Our adults supposed to
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Speaker 5: use it?
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Speaker 2: Okay?
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Speaker 1: Do multiple of these come in one package or do
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Speaker 1: you buy them individually? Individual?
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Speaker 5: Does that work?
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Speaker 1: Is it video game related?
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Speaker 5: It's mostly for kids?
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Speaker 8: Or is it a pack of baseball cards?
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Speaker 5: Is it an action figure?
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Speaker 7: Is something Samy with enjoy?
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Speaker 1: Maybe?
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Speaker 2: Maybe twenty seconds?
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Speaker 1: Do we currently have one of these in the wood
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Speaker 1: Show office? Do you have them in your bedroom? Yeah? So,
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Speaker 1: can't be that.
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Speaker 7: Tennis ball, don toy.
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Speaker 5: Mini basketball, hoop, political water gun?
21:57
Speaker 1: All right, nerf gun?
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Speaker 2: Give your final answers? Cun hell uh?
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Speaker 7: Mask of bows of the clown.
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Speaker 5: Board game?
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Speaker 1: Uh?
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Speaker 5: Plato?
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Speaker 1: Hell? Damn it?
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Speaker 2: That pretty close?
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Speaker 1: It's a frisbee.
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Speaker 3: Pretty close?
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Speaker 1: No frisbee.
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Speaker 8: You guys had two wins. That's pretty got good again.
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Speaker 8: I'm donating my one hundred dollars gift card Greg to
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Speaker 8: the hottest text in I can't see it, but I'll
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Speaker 8: find the way they figured out text in your Instagram
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Speaker 8: ninety seven Tyler the hot Yeah, Tyler.
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Speaker 7: Tyler will choose your Instagram.
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Speaker 8: Don't give me a name, just texted a directly to
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Speaker 8: your batta be public Instagram, obviously, and Tyler will choose
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Speaker 8: the hottest chick and she will get my one hundred
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Speaker 8: dollars gift card.
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Speaker 7: All right, all right, and Tyler and your d MS.
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Speaker 1: So that was the debut of throw Thursday.
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Speaker 2: We can change it up.
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Speaker 1: Will it make a return. We'll find out. The Woody
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Speaker 1: Show will be right back