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#58 Duran Duran · Draft Offsides Podcast

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  You sculpted a porn sash. I was restricting all over the
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  place, on the plane, in the bathroom, everywhere,
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  everywhere, in the in the in the airport lounges, everywhere.
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  They smell. They smell a bitch.
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  Or double, double. We're double shaking on that.
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  Nice. We do.
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  Yeah, We're we're fuck fallen. We're friendly.
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  Fuck fallen. Don't have problem.
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  United does have a problem. OK, those are the matchups.
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  This just got into waivers. We're going to try and keep this
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  episode quick. Wait, wait, keep, keep.
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  We're not going to. We're not going to let it slide
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  there. There was one more game.
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  I, I initially put seven and then I was like, well, this is
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  half of my remaining fab for the year.
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  I'm going to reduce this to three and just like just realize
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  that it's like check myself a little.
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  Too quick for his own fucking good.
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  I I don't think he's that good. No, I said, too quick for his
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  own good. I'm saying I don't think he's
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  that good. I mean, every day is a little
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  out when you're with me babies. Are you guys ready for our last
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  segment? So I lost second.
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  Gamblers Anonymous. God damn, All right.
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  Not convincing honestly, but. They've been OK.
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  Yeah, but it's not been, you know, convincing from my
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  opinion. Spotted your bullshit and doing
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  that alongside you like a fool. All right, that's the bet.
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  Let's do it. I'll trash the numbers.
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  It is plus 2936. No fucking.
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  Wait, that's crazy. I love this bat.
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  Hello, welcome to episode 58 of Draft Off Sides.
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  I'm with Tico and Enzo. My name is Keith and we are
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  looking at the undefeated number one guy in our league of record
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  right here talking who's speaking?
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  Currently four and O. Damn, This is why.
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  This is why I sounded like last season.
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  I was, I was, I was going to be humble, but Tigo was being such
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  a little brat about it so. I didn't do anything.
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  You were talking shit all last week and then and then all of a
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  sudden you get beat and you're really humble and you're like,
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  hey, good game, man. You know why he's humble?
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  Because he's only one bad result away from having the same record
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  as me. Yeah.
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  So. No, the difference between you
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  last year and Keith and even my team right now is look at the
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  point score difference. The top two teams in the
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  standing are the top 2 point scoring teams.
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  So whereas you last year you were beating people by like 70
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  to 60, like you were getting lucky.
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  I don't understand how that's lucky when and they're scoring
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  less than I am. I'm just scoring enough.
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  I don't like to destroy teams. I like to just beat them out and
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  hold the ball for the rest of the he's.
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  Just pacing himself out, you know.
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  Yeah, All right. It was a good week.
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  It was a pretty fun week of games, although our our gambling
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  now was just not quite as sharp as it's been the weeks prior.
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  We kind of got returned to Earth a little bit on our parlay
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  skills, but from a fantasy standpoint, I think we had some
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  good call outs. So let's get into suds and duds.
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  Let's kick it off. Tikka, what do you got for us?
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  Dwight Mcmea person who actually my.
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  Man. He probably won you the week 28
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  1/2 points project that only 11.82 more than doubled it.
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  One goal, one assistant had four key passes.
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  You mentioned this is a player that always over performs his
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  draft. ADP.
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  ADP. Yeah, and I said I thought
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  driving deals is one of the most over most underrated fantasy
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  assets and Enzo took issue with that.
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  I didn't take issue. I just said I don't think he's
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  underrated in fantasy. I think it's known that he gets
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  fantasy points. That's why he where did he go
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  in, in the in the draw. He went late, he went like the
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  fourth or fifth round. He should be like a third round
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  pick. He shouldn't be a third round
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  he. Should be like a third round
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  pick, but no, it's just it's the most unsexy pick of all time,
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  you know? It's like.
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  It's like getting health insurance.
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  You don't really want to do it, but you have to do it.
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  Because you live in America, you're right.
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  Yeah, no, I mean, do I make the deal?
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  I I also think positionally, the way that he's playing, he's
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  playing a little more like behind the striker as opposed to
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  being 22 out on the wing. So last year he was a lot more
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  playing as a left winger and now he's almost playing like behind
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  the striker in that role. So I actually think that he
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  could be set for even more points than usual this year,
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  which I'm excited about. Let me ask you guys a question
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  for of the year. Why do you think he's ranked?
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  He's. Going to be top five.
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  I I know I saw I looked it up because I was rasturbating
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  pretty hard after last week so. Were you rasturbating in the
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  playing Keef? I always feel alive.
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  I was rasturbating all over the place on the plane, in the
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  bathroom, everywhere, everywhere.
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  So in the in the airport lounge, everywhere.
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  Was he top three? He's ranked 4th behind Holland,
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  Mosala and Saka. That's not bad.
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  Say, and a lot of our ghost ones too.
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  I mean, I think he maybe has one goal and two assists.
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  Tell you, man, he puts a lot of balls in, he puts a lot of balls
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  in dangerous areas, man, he creates a lot for that team.
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  Yeah, he probably should have had at least one more assist.
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  But Calvin Lewin can't fucking you.
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  Know Calvin Lewin missed 2 clean chances through that he'd be
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  created as well. He can't fucking hit the target,
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  man. No, I mean, he scored one.
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  Let's not. It's it's tough.
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  He did hit the post on the other.
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  It's just bit unlucky, but yeah, definitely should have been,
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  should have done better. Yeah, but.
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  No, I really I think Dwight McGill is prime for a great
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  year. Yeah, we could watch on this
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  guy. Just stop.
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  Just stop. Just stop adding to it.
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  We get it, we get it, we get it. OK, well who else is on here?
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  Our favorite from last year, Outreach Janet.
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  I don't know how you pronounce his name, but Mulich, the
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  goalkeeper for Ipswich, 24.75 points projected 10.27 had six
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  save. He's back, he's getting all the
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  saves, scoring points, but it was actually a big week for
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  goalkeepers Sanchez, Ederson and Anand, also 20 plus points.
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  So it was a good a good week for goalkeepers.
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  And I think Ryan 19 1/2 too, just says like, you know, a lot
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  of high school all. Right.
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  So firstly he's back with sudden after last week.
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  I think we were, we were off him saying we, you know, didn't
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  think he was that good of a goalkeeper.
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  The other thing is Sanchez will have a penalty save or none had
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  a penalty save. So I think that was key to them
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  getting 20 plus points. Anderson had an assist.
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  Anderson had an assist. Yeah, that's right.
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  Anderson had an assist, that's correct.
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  So that was big. So I think Murek is probably the
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  most, you know, impressive 1 out of one of them with the six
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  saves. Did they win that game?
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  No, they drew. And they and they drew, they
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  didn't win that game either. So looks like so, yeah.
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  Looks like Murek's back on the menu, boys.
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  Is that not the Lord of the Rings fucking?
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  That's all I got. All I have are a lot of the
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  rings. I don't really have much else
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  but like cultural cache you. Know I just did because my
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  flight got cancelled. I binge watch all the Lord.
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  I mean, I do it. I put them on when I'm like
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  working some, I'll just put them on in the background.
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  It's the best, but OK. OK, wait, this ain't Lord of the
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  Rings. Move on.
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  Yeah. I mean, again, I just, do you
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  think this is indicative of him or is it just he's on bad teams
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  that get a lot of shots caught against him and you're going to
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  get burned every now and again with him?
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  Yeah, you are going to get burned every now and again.
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  However, if you if you get 6 saves, what's that?
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  12 points? Yeah, and they say he loses one
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  nil. You're still happy.
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  Oh yeah, you know. What I mean?
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  And he gets a couple of smothers, a couple you know
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  when. I claims.
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  I claims. You're you're good, Yeah.
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  No, I agree. I totally agree.
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  So that's cool. Good to see.
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  I mean, good. There was a yeah, Tico said.
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  Great, great week for keepers in general.
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  Should we move on then? Yeah, next one.
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  Ollie Watkins, someone as I own them in one of our leagues, Very
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  happy to see him have a good game, 27 1/2 points projected,
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  16.58. He's back at the brace and four
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  shots on target and he didn't play the whole night right.
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  He still came off. Was good to see Ollie Watkins
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  and that performing that comeback win.
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  Enzo, I'll let you do the. Rest, I was happy to.
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  I am in the other league been, you know, I know it was it was
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  coming. It was going to come for him.
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  So two goals that I think now maybe the floodgates open a
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  little bit. I don't expect them to score,
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  you know, a goal every 45 minutes like Harlan, but maybe a
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  goal every other game would be great for this guy for the rest
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  of the season. I also think with him it's
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  there's the there's way more potential for assists and just
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  other engagement other than just goals.
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  Like he has a lot more to offer than a Holland.
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  So you don't need to rescore a goal every game.
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  That way you kind of need Holland to score a goal every
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  game to be as valuable. But the bad news with Watkins is
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  I watched the game against Young Boys this morning and he got
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  subbed off at like the 60th and he had ice on the ice on his
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  ankle with his foot up in the second-half.
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  So that's not a great sign if you're a Watkins owner.
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  Yeah, they just, they just milk. That bad boy.
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  No, but they'll melt that bad boy, you know, put some endless
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  spray on there. He's back, back on.
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  The Walking out. The one thing I would love to
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  see with Villa as if they instead of whenever they put on
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  Duran instead of taking Watkins off playing two strikers that
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  will give him more assist opportunity, I think that would
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  be like something else that would make you way more happy as
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  a owner of the Watkins. I would love to see that.
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  I bet if they could make that work, that'd be lethal.
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  So like getting both of them into the team would be so fun to
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  watch because Joanne is Joanne is that that was something else.
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  I. Was going to say that goal.
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  I know we're going to get to it. But yeah, what a goal we're
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  talking about twice. All right, Honorable mention.
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  Manchester United players told important game they won 30 they
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  lead at the most points of everyone in the last week. 29
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  1/2 with his first goal for United, Rashford Garnacho had
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  goals. They had 10 players with 10 plus
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  points, four of them with 20 plus points and Rashford looks
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  much better than he did last year so and today I know they
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  were playing the cup game. He had a brace and a.
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  Couple of yeah. The Champions League, Yeah.
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  Yeah. No, not.
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  Champions League they're not. And Oh, no, you're right, The
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  EFLEFL, yeah. Yeah, so.
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  If they won 90 or 9, two or something.
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  Yeah. 70 something crazy, yeah. You're the main knife, Antilles.
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  Too many goals. I mean, Real Madrid was playing
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  so we know what came. I was watching.
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  Don't tell anyone though. No, I think it's really exciting
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  for exciting. Like I saw one of the
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  commentators was saying that like from the side lines you
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  could tell that his like Rashford's like, like shoulders
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  were better, like his like posture was better after scoring
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  the goal. Like he just like looked like he
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  had confidence immediately from scoring.
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  So sometimes you just need that little like, like, good thing to
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  happen and then you're just kind of snowballs from there.
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  So hopefully that continues for him.
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  I think, man, I play against Southampton, I don't think they
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  played badly. I spotted and they play against
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  Southampton. That hasn't rescored anything
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  done or anything offensively effective.
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  I guess we had more possession in the game.
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  Southampton, yeah. Not that not not that it means
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  that much. But that means that much because
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  Man United is now a counter attacking football team.
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  Yeah, Rashford, he is playing better than last season, but
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  he's still not at that caliber he was three seasons ago.
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  I don't think he's got it back. And I think, you know, man, I've
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  already shown this in two games where if you've got a bunch of
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  man, I have players and they win and they beat one of these
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  teams, you're probably going to win because they're all they're
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  all doing something, I guess. But when they lose?
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  Yeah, regardless, it was important game, clean sheet
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  coming off of a loss and you kind of ride the ship.
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  These are the games that you need to dominate and get the
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  players confidence up. So I know you're saying
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  Southampton trying to take away from the amazing achievement we
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  had, but this was an amazing win.
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  Yeah, the amazing achievement of beating the last place team.
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  I know the biggest game of the of the season.
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  Oh. You know what though?
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  It was, it was they needed to win and they won.
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  That's all you can do. You know, you got to beat the
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  teams in front of you, but I want to see that consistently
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  from them now, you know, to duds.
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  First one, Andrew Robertson, zero points projected to have
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  18.27 versus Forest. The whole Liverpool squad was
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  disappointing. That's one of the things that we
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  were like surefire Liverpool was going to dominate and that's the
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  reason I was talking so much because I thought Silvasi Mosala
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  and Luis Diaz would at least put a goal or an assist.
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  But combined they're like less than 15 points you.
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  Don't look like Forest played fucking really good football.
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  You guys, they're perfect. They're perfect.
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  Oh yeah. So yeah.
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  And that goes, that goes like a wonder strike too, that calm,
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  that's it. Like you, they, you can't, you
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  know, there's one of those things where I don't think
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  Liverpool played particularly bad.
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  They could, they couldn't quite score, but they did.
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  Everything else they didn't do. It was just the way Forest is
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  playing the press. They didn't really well.
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  Really. Well, that, yeah.
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  And Andrew Robinson better days ahead.
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  I mean, you know, I think they're pushing pretty hard.
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  And when Trent starts getting super high up the pitch like
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  that, and I think Robertson has to stay home a lot more too, you
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  know, So not that shocking. Not that worried either.
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  Yeah, not that worried. No, now this one.
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  Next one who do we got? Dominic Solanke 2 points versus
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  projected 12.048 game against Arsenal.
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  Derby had zero shots on target as a starting 9th, which is
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  very, very disappointing. Obviously Snow.
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  Oh my God. Yeah, I didn't think he played
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  particularly bad though. I mean, obviously he needs to
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  score goals. He's like whatever, but he had a
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  few good opportunities there was off target.
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  I mean, I, I'm not like, I'm not full panic mode with Dominic
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  Solanke. I'm not full panic mode.
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  He did just come off a slight injury and he was playing
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  against probably one of the the best defense, if not one of the
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  best defenses in the league. But I was more more worried
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  about not getting him chances and crane chances.
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  Some of the worst driven I've seen in this in this game.
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  And he wasn't really getting the service.
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  So again, if he starts getting service, you know, we know.
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  So like he can score goals? Man taught them.
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  It's like they this is that. This seems to be the biggest
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  issue for them. It's just finishing, finishing,
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  you know? 22 they got 2, they got 2
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  fucking issues. Finishing and defending.
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  Finishing and defending set pieces.
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  Yeah, yeah. Vicario, They, they, they, they
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  smell, they smell a bitch and they're just fucking putting
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  balls in that 6 yard box. They're just fucking.
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  Like blood. Like blood in the water, huh?
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  Yeah. Exactly.
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  But yeah, Solanki just needs. He needs a little bit more
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  service. I also think once a goal comes
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  for him, I think it's a floodgate thing too.
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  I think he'll start scoring. I think it's going to be fine.
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  I just hope it's not like a a Hoyland thing where he gets it
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  for, you know, a little power batch and you need it for the
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  whole season. So yeah, we'll we'll see all.
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  Right. Who else?
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  Who else we have on this list? The list of losers?
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  The shame list. Nico Jackson finished with
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  negative points, seven or five points projected to a 14.59,
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  just one shot on target, dispossessed twice and had a
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  yellow card which resulted in him getting negative points.
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  The yellow card was for Descent. He must have.
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  I think he must have the most yellow cards for Descent in the
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  last year in the Premier League. Like without a doubt, it's
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  insane. It's insane.
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  It's like you don't want Chelsea, you escape me a two
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  year extension, This is what I'm.
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  Going to give to you. I'm going to run my mouth.
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  I'm going. To run my fucking mouth to the
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  referee and do nothing this game.
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  I don't know, man. We've we've seen this Nicholas
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  Jackson last season where he goes up and down, but he he can
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  score goals and great goals in his team.
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  He seems to be the the main show.
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  So I'm not worried about him. It's it's a bad game.
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  If I was a Nicholas Jackson owner this year, which I'm not,
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  but if I was, I'd be a little concerned with a Cuckoo coming
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  on and scoring the game winner. And now it's like it's out.
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  There's a little bit of a threat for him is he is like, you know,
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  As for if he does another few bad games or he's a little
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  absent and Cuckoo comes out and continues to kind of deliver, I
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  could see him kind of taking that spot because in Cuckoo they
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  paid a lot of money for him. He's he should be a starter, you
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  know, in some way. I mean, I think they're just
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  they don't really have a place for him right now.
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  So if he continues to kind of come on and make an impact.
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  Yeah, I don't think the. I think the way he's playing is
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  a big part of it, but the cost of it doesn't e-mail how much
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  you pay for Mudrick, you know what I mean?
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  Like it's not. If it's not working, it's not
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  working. Yeah, I think.
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  And Cuckoo's come out and look pretty good every time, no?
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  That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
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  I think his price tag does remain.
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  Yeah, yeah, OK. It's, it's more the way he's
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  playing. He's he's playing really well.
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  Yes, OK. OK, you know Chelsea scored that
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  money. Yeah, I mean, actually, we
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  actually are profitable this window, I think.
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  Yeah, I don't know, like 100 probably offences in there
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  somewhere that they'll find. In 10 years. 10 years from now.
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  Yeah, I'm like, I think Jackson for right now you're not super
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  concerned, but I would be. I'm getting a little nervous
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  just considering just what's happening, which I'll see in the
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  amount of options that are at Raska's disposal.
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  OK, audible mention. Eddie and Katya, we kept an eye
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  on him when he went to Palace, he got the start but he only had
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  five points versus projected 17.36.
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  So fantasy wise not a good first outing.
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  However, he did score today in the against QPR in the
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  Championship. Do you think you guys watch this
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  game by any chance? Was do you ever see Matea come
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  on and just score Bryce? Yeah, well, no, he was always
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  on. Oh, I thought he came on.
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  No, he was. That's why I was asking, because
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  it was like they played like they played like a 35, like a
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  352 essentially. So then as a behind Mateta and
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  Ketia, but it didn't seem like it worked super well, you know,
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  but I don't know. I didn't really watch the game,
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  I just saw Matteo scored two goals and I see what Tico's done
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  with the with the duds here. What have I done?
• 18:10
  He's basically done. He's done.
• 18:12
  So he did Tottenham player, did Chelsea player, did the player
• 18:15
  that Sergei was speaking highly of in Katia and instead of
• 18:19
  playing on Diaz or or Salah, the players that he's got for
• 18:21
  Liverpool, he tried to hide it by pointing Andrew Robinson on
• 18:24
  there. Yeah.
• 18:26
  I mean, I think you could just say that Liverpool attack was,
• 18:28
  was it dead like the whole Liverpool attack?
• 18:30
  I think so. We'll we'll add that in.
• 18:34
  I've. A little bit underwhelming, but
• 18:36
  I also think that people are baby sleeping on forests a
• 18:39
  little bit like I think that they they're looking pretty
• 18:41
  solid and I don't know it's it happens few.
• 18:46
  I mean Liverpool a few inches away from scoring a few times.
• 18:48
  Mm, hmm. Mm hmm.
• 18:50
  But in Ketia, I just don't. I don't think that.
• 18:53
  I think, I don't know, I'm just not 100% sold that he's going to
• 18:56
  be a super valuable asset for Crystal Palos.
• 18:59
  I think it's going to be either or him and Mateta.
• 19:01
  I can't, I can't really see them playing this like 352 situation
• 19:05
  and then both like getting enough service.
• 19:08
  I almost think you need someone else next to Eze behind Mateta
• 19:11
  to really thrive. No all.
• 19:16
  Right, that's studs and duds for you.
• 19:18
  Let's kind of go on to some key moments from the matchups.
• 19:22
  Man United wins, we were saying a really convincing win.
• 19:25
  We talked about a little bit earlier, Rashford confidence
• 19:28
  back, our Nacho came on, scored. I mean, all good things, right?
• 19:32
  I mean, pretty happy if you're a United fan, right Tico?
• 19:36
  Very happy, just one of those games where you just have to
• 19:38
  take care of business and happy to see they did and they score.
• 19:41
  Were players they could score from a set piece with the lead.
• 19:43
  Got his first goal and then two players that have been having
• 19:46
  kind of like consistency and confidence issues.
• 19:48
  So those are the players that you want to see thrive against.
• 19:51
  Share your teams. I would even argue three players
• 19:53
  because at Delict had a really bad international game.
• 19:55
  We got yanked at half time in the in the Dutch game.
• 19:57
  So I'm just, I mean, I feel like if anything, it was like all the
• 20:00
  guys I needed to have good games, happy games.
• 20:02
  And then they showed off by scoring a bunch of goals in the
• 20:04
  EFL Cup this week today. So Yep, good for them.
• 20:07
  Happy. Very disappointing results from
• 20:10
  both Brighton and Liverpool. So.
• 20:13
  Both failing to score a goal against teams that they should
• 20:16
  be scoring on, they should be winning against.
• 20:19
  So that's a drag a little concerning.
• 20:21
  No job Pedro for Brighton. I wonder if I wonder how
• 20:23
  important that was full of sorry.
• 20:28
  Yeah, go ahead. Just.
• 20:29
  Yeah, before we move on if switch defenders, I don't know
• 20:31
  if you guys have seen it, but these are the point totals they
• 20:34
  had 13.7516 point 7516.75 and 23.5.
• 20:40
  Total points or just from last week?
• 20:42
  Just last week. Oh damn.
• 20:44
  Yeah. The rest would clean sheet
• 20:46
  points, right? Yeah, yeah.
• 20:47
  Yeah, correct take. So Daryl or O'Shea, I think he
• 20:51
  got his first start so he had 23 1/2, two takeaways for
• 20:56
  interceptions, 6 clearances for block shots.
• 20:59
  So on 6 aerial duels 1, which is pretty huge.
• 21:03
  So I think for Ipswich, if they have a favorable matchup, the
• 21:07
  defenders are a good like spot starter options.
• 21:10
  Yeah, well, yeah, I'm. I'm not, I'm not soldier.
• 21:15
  I know. Unless you really are in need of
• 21:17
  a defender, it's a good gamble to make.
• 21:19
  But with a switch I'm not sure. Who are they?
• 21:23
  I'm trying to see if they play next week.
• 21:25
  I literally cannot find that. Oh they played Southampton too
• 21:27
  next week so they got a pretty decent one to try.
• 21:31
  And maybe if you're if you're looking for a defender, it's a
• 21:33
  pretty solid 1 to go for. There we go.
• 21:37
  Some options there. OK, moving on, Fulham started
• 21:39
  Rahul Mendez, our man Tico, our guy's back and he's be sort of
• 21:44
  goal. Well, it was a neat little
• 21:46
  finished shoe. I love the I love the dreads on
• 21:48
  him. Looks so great.
• 21:50
  I fucking hate them. I'm fucking hate the way of just
• 21:54
  as much as Tico's porno porn mustache.
• 21:57
  Would you rather Which one would you rather have personally?
• 21:59
  Enzo, the porn mustache or the dreads?
• 22:01
  I look good with pornstash, no? Dreads.
• 22:04
  Yeah, OK, product. Right now I can't cuz if I shake
• 22:08
  this all off it's all pale white underneath this beard.
• 22:12
  Right now he's doing a castaway thing and there's got castaway.
• 22:14
  Going on. Love Tom Hanks.
• 22:19
  So it was. Interesting.
• 22:21
  Yeah. So your boy came on, but also
• 22:25
  your boy. OK, well, you got taken off
• 22:28
  right And bench Muniz? He's Muniz is not our boy.
• 22:31
  You guys love Muniz. That we love Raul.
• 22:34
  No, Jimenez is our boy. Jimenez is our boy.
• 22:37
  I bet he doesn't score again the whole season.
• 22:39
  Jimenez is our homeboy. I'll.
• 22:41
  Take that. Yeah, he's definitely going to
• 22:44
  score again this season. Oh, double, double.
• 22:45
  We're double shaking on that. Nice.
• 22:51
  I'm not worried about it though. I think probably, I mean, Muniz
• 22:54
  just hadn't really contributed much.
• 22:55
  So I think it's good. It's healthy competition for
• 22:58
  these guys. All right, young gun, old, old
• 23:02
  guy. How did Charlie do this game?
• 23:04
  I thought we didn't like Fulham. I thought we said fuck Fulham.
• 23:07
  We did, yeah. We're fuck Fulham, we're
• 23:09
  friendly, fuck Fulham, but not but they also have the best,
• 23:12
  they have the best left back in the world.
• 23:15
  So. Oh, that's right, you just say
• 23:17
  that. Yeah, Anthony Robinson, another
• 23:19
  solid game for him. I think he's the number one
• 23:20
  defender in fantasy. No, he isn't, is he?
• 23:23
  Pretty sure. He is Tico Sawyer.
• 23:25
  I mean check it. Ah, I'm on it.
• 23:29
  Troyo re lost game got Oh my God yeah 13.5 he's at 3 stand out
• 23:36
  games. Yeah, Anthony Robertson 61.75.
• 23:39
  Number one. Yep #1 best event in the world.
• 23:43
  I can't, can I just, I can't remember early in the season
• 23:45
  where I panicked. I I suppose you guys are getting
• 23:47
  more angry when I say that I'm like trying to date you guys.
• 23:50
  You guys just ignoring ignoring. Me, I panicked, picked him in a
• 23:54
  mock draft and then go fucking rip the ball for it like Tikko
• 23:58
  and his brother. It's not because of the player
• 24:01
  you picked, it's because you went out say you're not going to
• 24:03
  direct a defender and then you drafted a defender.
• 24:07
  OK, yeah, OK. Yeah, I forgot about that.
• 24:09
  All right, moving behind City got scored on Bradford, scored
• 24:12
  on City in like 30 seconds and then Holland happens.
• 24:16
  Does has no one learned their lesson yet?
• 24:19
  Don't score on city. Don't score them early.
• 24:21
  If you're going to score on them, score like 85th minute.
• 24:25
  That's when you might feel you're safe.
• 24:27
  Did you guys watch this game? Yeah.
• 24:30
  No. Branford was dominating like the
• 24:33
  1st 20 minutes. Yeah, they looked really good in
• 24:35
  the 1st 20 minutes. I heard it was the first whole
• 24:37
  first arm. That's what I heard, pretty
• 24:38
  much, yeah. Yeah, and it looked pretty
• 24:40
  solid. I mean, that Anderson assist was
• 24:43
  pretty amazing. But also like the way Holland I,
• 24:45
  I, I could have seen that being called back in the foul.
• 24:48
  He did this weird little thing where he like was running in
• 24:50
  front of the defendant and then stopped and like bumped him and
• 24:52
  they kept running and it was like, fine.
• 24:54
  It was like like a little bit of a move.
• 24:57
  He just stood. He just stood there.
• 24:58
  You know what I mean it. Was fine.
• 25:00
  I mean I don't have an issue with it.
• 25:01
  I'm just saying like that's the type of thing that like I've
• 25:03
  seen a ref call. Yeah, but you hate it when they
• 25:05
  call it. It's like when, yeah, like for
• 25:08
  example, the Tottenham also game, it was a push, but you're
• 25:12
  not going to call it because it wasn't that big of a push, you
• 25:14
  know what I mean? Yes.
• 25:16
  The takeaways from this is Kovich had started but he got
• 25:19
  bashed in the second-half for Rodri.
• 25:21
  I think it was his first appearance this year and.
• 25:24
  They look so much better. Yeah, and no minutes for Doku.
• 25:29
  Jack Reelish got the start and I don't think he's doing a good
• 25:33
  job. He did not play well and that
• 25:35
  that was I mean, I was I was someone like hand up.
• 25:37
  I like I I I picked him up in a league.
• 25:40
  I thought, Oh man, this is the time of Jack reelish and was not
• 25:44
  correct. I'm going to keep him for
• 25:45
  another week or two and just see, just because at this point
• 25:48
  why not? But I'm I'm starting to lean.
• 25:49
  I'm, I'm, you know, I'm, I hate to be like hot cold on someone
• 25:53
  like that, but just not what you wanted to see from him.
• 25:55
  You know, also Gundogan got a first start of the year as well.
• 25:59
  Yeah, and. What's going on with Foden man?
• 26:02
  If you're a Foden freaking owner and you picked him up early.
• 26:05
  This is a bummer. Oh man.
• 26:08
  I mean, we, I mean, none of us were hot on Foden because we all
• 26:10
  thought he was going to regress to the mean a little bit because
• 26:12
  his numbers kind of over performed.
• 26:13
  But we were not expecting him to not play games because of like
• 26:16
  the sickness. Yeah, I think there's something
• 26:18
  going on that like, you know, there's something a little
• 26:20
  behind. Some we don't know about.
• 26:22
  Yeah, either he does like, like some sort of weird.
• 26:25
  I don't like It's more than just a stomach bug, whatever's going
• 26:27
  on. Imagine what a luxury you could
• 26:29
  essentially arrest Florida for the first like 1520 games and
• 26:32
  then have him healthy for the. Oh God, that's scary.
• 26:35
  Yeah. I mean, when you look at all the
• 26:38
  all the players that went to England, it's not like there's
• 26:39
  been that many that have like come out of the the gate just
• 26:42
  rearing to go. I think fitness has been an
• 26:44
  issue for all these guys. Harry Kane.
• 26:47
  Yeah, but even him, I mean, I mean, yeah, I guess he scored
• 26:49
  Hatch this week. Well.
• 26:50
  He's doing the same thing Harlan's doing, scoring a
• 26:52
  freaking goal every game at the. Moment.
• 26:53
  It's insane. He scored three penalties today.
• 26:56
  Yeah. Whistling went down injured in
• 26:58
  this game, which is a little scary if you're with owners, so
• 27:03
  not not a great look there. Nope.
• 27:06
  All right then, moving on Chelsea, we Tigger call it a
• 27:10
  forward clusterfuck. Yeah.
• 27:13
  Just a lot of a lot of talking players, a lot of lot of stuff
• 27:16
  going on like natsos started yanked at half time Sancho
• 27:20
  Sancho came out of the great Jackson pretty ineffective and
• 27:23
  cuckoo comes on scores. Just a lot of Cole Palmer
• 27:26
  started in the in the hole ended up on the right side.
• 27:29
  Nada Weke was very ineffective. Like there's a.
• 27:32
  Lot of game on. Yeah.
• 27:35
  Also new records for the most yellows in the game.
• 27:38
  Oh, it was amazing. Was it 14?
• 27:40
  Something like that, yeah. Looking ridiculous.
• 27:42
  Central gets some. Central gets Maryland match only
• 27:45
  playing 1/2. Yeah, I mean, yeah.
• 27:47
  And he changed the game. He looked really good.
• 27:48
  I'm I'm hoping that he'd be. I mean, it's an endeavor on Man
• 27:52
  United that they couldn't get more out of him, in my opinion.
• 27:55
  If like if he, if Sandra continues to play like he did
• 27:57
  against Chelsea, and then it's like, oh, he was great at
• 27:59
  Dortmund. He comes to Chelsea.
• 28:00
  If he's like good here, too. That's it.
• 28:02
  To me, that just means something.
• 28:03
  It's a man. Yeah.
• 28:06
  Then have a problem. United, there's never a problem.
• 28:08
  OK moving on though, Newcastle come back to win.
• 28:11
  Poor poor Everton huh? Everything went on 2O again and
• 28:16
  then lost 32 which is so heartbreaking.
• 28:18
  Only only second team to do to do that.
• 28:21
  In back-to-back games. Yeah, Bournemouth was the first
• 28:23
  thing to do it woof. Yeah, just you feel for
• 28:26
  everything. But like, they're not doing that
• 28:27
  much wrong. I mean, I mean, obviously
• 28:29
  they're conceding goals late, but like everything else,
• 28:31
  they're like, they look pretty good.
• 28:32
  They're scoring goals. Like, you know, it's just, it's
• 28:34
  almost like a mentality thing that needs to shift, but you
• 28:36
  can't. I don't think if you're then we
• 28:37
  like RIP stuff up and you know, I think you're just like stay
• 28:40
  the course a little bit here. Yeah, I think you do.
• 28:43
  I think like that. That Harvey Barnes strike was
• 28:46
  exquisite. Yeah, you, you got to start
• 28:49
  thinking now like when ESAC is healthy and you got Gordon and
• 28:53
  Barnes. You played both of them.
• 28:55
  Oh my God, yeah. You played one on the right, one
• 28:57
  on the left. I mean, I think Harvey Barnes is
• 29:00
  like a a great trade target because some people might be
• 29:03
  like, oh, he scored goals. He hasn't started games yet.
• 29:05
  People might not feel great about wanting to start him, but
• 29:07
  I think he's someone I'd be I'd be looking at.
• 29:09
  Well, there's a few players man, that come off the bench.
• 29:12
  Duran good Nacho now Harvey Barnes.
• 29:15
  Yeah, absolutely. And Kunku coming off the bench
• 29:18
  and doing well, I started going Nacho.
• 29:20
  I should have started the lip but I started going Nacho and
• 29:23
  you know it got me 11.75 points. Feels great.
• 29:26
  I was still upset. I had put a claim for Tribier
• 29:29
  and I had to, I think like 20 or like 15 fat points because, you
• 29:33
  know, I could afford it. And then I took it off 'cause I
• 29:36
  was online reading it. Like they were saying he's
• 29:37
  probably not gonna start, whatnot.
• 29:39
  And then I saw you got him for only three fat points.
• 29:42
  You know what's so funny is I I initially put 7 and then I was
• 29:47
  like whoa whoa. This is half of my remaining fab
• 29:49
  throughout the. Year.
• 29:51
  I'm gonna, I'm gonna reduce this to three and just like just
• 29:54
  realize I needed to like check myself a little.
• 29:56
  And then I got him. I woke up this morning and I had
• 29:58
  him amazingly, he got dropped. So he start, he came out for the
• 30:01
  last 30 minutes. He, I honestly think the reason
• 30:03
  he wasn't starting games for a while is 'cause there was some
• 30:05
  discussion that he was potentially gonna leave.
• 30:07
  And so I think Eddie Howe was like, let's just, let's just
• 30:10
  bench him until this is sorted out 'cause we have like the
• 30:13
  resources with Livermento and Hall and all these other like
• 30:17
  right left backs and so. But I think now that Tribbier is
• 30:20
  like the windows closed and everything, I think.
• 30:22
  And if I think Tribbier could easily start starting games
• 30:24
  again. I don't seem starting just
• 30:26
  because they've they got to a good start without him and they
• 30:30
  took away his. He's no longer the captain.
• 30:32
  They took away the batch from him and Liveramento has looked
• 30:36
  pretty well and he's much younger.
• 30:38
  So I'm hoping they sell them in January just so I don't want you
• 30:41
  to have him. I think it was that.
• 30:42
  I think it was worth the 3/5 I spent just to take that risk.
• 30:46
  But I think, but also the reason that I did it is 'cause after
• 30:49
  the game I saw him and Eddie Howe walking next to each other,
• 30:52
  kind of laughing and joking on the pitch.
• 30:54
  And for me that was like, oh, that's a really good sign to me
• 30:57
  that they're like, they, their relationship is so good.
• 30:59
  It's not some like fractured situation where Trippy was
• 31:01
  really upset about losing the captaincy, yadda, yadda yadda,
• 31:04
  you know? So to me, that was really
• 31:05
  telling. But I went out and read it and
• 31:07
  did a deep dive, found out he's getting divorced and all that
• 31:09
  stuff, you know, disgusting like.
• 31:13
  So now you're just actually rude against of your own decisions.
• 31:16
  Yeah, OK. I like that.
• 31:18
  Like that for you being you and me.
• 31:20
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 31:21
  And me building a super team of everyone else's mistakes.
• 31:24
  Super. Team OK, those are the notch UPS
• 31:30
  this is kind of waivers you're going to try to take my.
• 31:31
  Episode quick, Keith. We're not going to we're not
• 31:34
  going to let it slide there. There was one more game.
• 31:36
  No, was there. There was one.
• 31:39
  Sorry at the game, sorry as I tried Arsenal 1, Tottenham zero
• 31:47
  that piece goal. Arsenal missing the false 10 and
• 31:51
  the real 10. Yeah, they had no ten.
• 31:53
  It was very teless. Like there's no like no fucking
• 31:58
  cojones up front cannot finish. The, the, the way they start
• 32:03
  games, Enzo, like the first 10-15 minutes, I'm like, this is
• 32:06
  crazy. I taught him looks so good.
• 32:08
  But it's almost like they can't keep that pace up.
• 32:10
  It's like the energy of that is just too hard to maintain.
• 32:12
  It's just so intense. It's like Brendan Johnson is too
• 32:15
  quick for his own fucking good. I I don't think he's that good.
• 32:19
  No, I said, too quick for his own good.
• 32:21
  I, I, I don't think he's that good.
• 32:24
  No, I mean, he gets, he gets all the way down there and there's
• 32:26
  no one up there with him to fucking cross the board into.
• 32:29
  Yeah, I think that he, he just isn't making the right decisions
• 32:32
  all the time. He's making bad decisions.
• 32:34
  And then watching Tim Awana, Helman's son, and I've got to
• 32:41
  add an Arsenal player into Marinelli.
• 32:43
  Some of the worst dribbling I've ever fucking seen in my life.
• 32:47
  Martha Nelli should have passed it like I think it was in the.
• 32:50
  First time, yeah. Yeah, and but I was actually
• 32:54
  surprised to see Sterling not starred and also more Martinelli
• 32:58
  fantasy wise. He produced.
• 32:59
  I think he had like 17. Points.
• 33:01
  Yeah, you're right. It was 17.
• 33:02
  Yeah. 17 points, so he's. Been together?
• 33:07
  Yeah, it was. It just wasn't a good game for
• 33:09
  Tottenham men and I, I watched the highlights.
• 33:11
  I watched most of the end of first half for some of the
• 33:13
  second-half. The ball by soccer was a good
• 33:16
  ball, but the goalkeepers got to do better.
• 33:19
  The defenders have got to do better.
• 33:20
  Romero's got to do better so. Romero's got to do better there
• 33:23
  to. Me.
• 33:24
  It looks like Madison is less on the ball this year than he was
• 33:29
  last year. I didn't like when you looked at
• 33:32
  the South in that midfield, I was a little bit weirded out.
• 33:36
  Literally in balance, I think they needed someone else.
• 33:39
  They need another like holding midfielder there.
• 33:40
  I don't know what we it was too. It was too, it was too easy for
• 33:44
  the transition for Arsenal. Like if Odegard and Rice are in
• 33:47
  that team they they they would have slaughtered.
• 33:49
  They would have destroyed that. They would have destroyed that.
• 33:52
  And doesn't matter who they would have had because we again,
• 33:54
  there was no balance. Like there was no Basuma.
• 33:56
  There was just no balance, no balance.
• 33:59
  So yeah, his what is? Terrible.
• 34:03
  Yeah. All right, Georgino, Parte
• 34:04
  started. I know Georgino, like there's
• 34:07
  moments where he looks good. There's moments where you just,
• 34:08
  you're like physically, you're so past it.
• 34:11
  You look so you look so past it to me physically, but but he
• 34:14
  still, he can just be just makes those little nice sideways
• 34:17
  passes that people love. Can I say one last one last
• 34:21
  thing on top of them? Sure.
• 34:23
  I love Big Andrew. I think he just his personality,
• 34:26
  the way he tosses in the result of that stuff.
• 34:27
  But last year they got off to a great start.
• 34:29
  But how many goals did they have like established time in the
• 34:31
  last minute, which is not really a skill that goes year over
• 34:35
  year. So if you factor that in, maybe
• 34:39
  like this is more what they're capable of.
• 34:41
  But I do want Ash to succeed just because I think he's.
• 34:45
  A great personality to have in the Premier League.
• 34:47
  Yeah, he's he's called. Stop saying stupid shit though.
• 34:50
  What did he say? He went, I'm going to correct
• 34:53
  myself. I don't usually when I always
• 34:56
  win and I get the confidence but mate fix the issues the team
• 35:01
  has. He he's stating a fact.
• 35:03
  Hire a step. He's coach.
• 35:05
  Hire a fucking set piece coach. You know who Arsenal got they
• 35:09
  brought? The man sees that set piece,
• 35:11
  Coach. They brought the Bradford set
• 35:15
  piece, coach, you know. What I mean like make a
• 35:18
  decision? I agree.
• 35:20
  OK, that's my problem. Let's move on that I grew tired,
• 35:23
  I grew weary in this all right waivers.
• 35:26
  So I got there's a seem to be a bunch of forwards in the so all
• 35:30
  waivers it's owned in 50% or less in leagues.
• 35:33
  So the, I think for me, the number one Ford waiver pick up
• 35:36
  is actually there's two, but I think the one if you're looking
• 35:38
  for the next few games is John Durant.
• 35:41
  You think so? Oh, because of the injury.
• 35:43
  I think Watkins with ice ankle today and then they the fact
• 35:46
  that they have a game in three days like and the fact that
• 35:49
  Durant's been good, like really good, I think he might does he
• 35:53
  ever start give Watkins a rest for a week, let his ankle heel,
• 35:56
  make sure he doesn't re injure it.
• 35:57
  Ankle injuries are prone to re injury.
• 35:59
  I think this would be a great opportunity to get Tran to start
• 36:01
  and I think that's a good good dice roll.
• 36:03
  And like his scoring clip is like insane.
• 36:06
  Like his like goals per minutes rate is like better than
• 36:09
  Hollands. Yeah.
• 36:11
  I also think if you have Watkins, here's someone you
• 36:14
  should definitely. Yes, Sash, it's a really good
• 36:16
  point. He does go down, yeah.
• 36:18
  Yes, absolutely. I think that's a really good
• 36:19
  point. The other day I have on here is
• 36:21
  Strand Larson. We've talked about it a few
• 36:22
  times. He got an assist this week.
• 36:25
  I mean, he looks so good and he's starting every game.
• 36:27
  I mean, that's you, that's all you want from your strikers and
• 36:30
  like the goals are going to come or going to go, but like to have
• 36:32
  a guy that's, you know, it's consistently starting, it's
• 36:34
  pretty locked in nailed as they say.
• 36:37
  Like I think he's great. I think if you're like from a
• 36:38
  long term perspective, he's probably might be the number one
• 36:41
  pick up. Actually more than Duran.
• 36:42
  I think Duran's more like a big upside play for a short term.
• 36:46
  I agree, I go stranmalski. And then Jada Sancho owned a 50%
• 36:49
  of leagues he came on, he looked great.
• 36:52
  I think that left wing spot is up for grabs.
• 36:54
  You know, Neta Majik, him can all play there.
• 36:57
  But I think the fact that he played so well, I think he
• 36:59
  almost gave himself to get a start on the weekend on that
• 37:03
  left, that left wing spot. And then it just depends on what
• 37:06
  he can do. I think Chelsea has a pretty
• 37:08
  fairly easy run of games. The next feud as well.
• 37:10
  So worth it. And then the last one on here is
• 37:13
  someone who's underperformed is Evan Nielsen hasn't done well.
• 37:16
  He missed the penalty this week. So I know a lot of people are
• 37:19
  like disgusted by that and dropped him.
• 37:21
  But if you listen to Ariola speak, Ariola's like he's doing
• 37:25
  everything I want him to do. He looks great.
• 37:26
  Like if that penalty goes in, he's man of the match.
• 37:29
  He has a great game. But it's just he because he
• 37:31
  misses the penalty. It's just, you know, that, you
• 37:33
  know, it's a game of inches. And so I think he Evan Nielsen,
• 37:37
  if if everyone else is gone from these waivers, I think he's the
• 37:39
  one that might be worth the snag.
• 37:42
  Maybe you don't don't start them right away, but I think there's
• 37:44
  just some I think there's value to be out there.
• 37:47
  Moving on to the mid. I think the number one mid pick
• 37:50
  up for me is Bueno Note who's the former Brighton player that
• 37:52
  plays for Lester now. He's had two good games in a
• 37:55
  row. They play I I forget who that
• 37:58
  let me look real quick. They play Everton next week.
• 38:02
  I think there's some I think there's some real value there,
• 38:04
  especially for midfield man. I think the midfield position's
• 38:07
  a little light. So I think that's a goods one.
• 38:10
  The other one was cliverts from Bournemouth.
• 38:14
  I thought he said really good, he had to get some good
• 38:16
  opportunities and he they play Liverpool next week which is not
• 38:20
  ideal but after that they have two easy games.
• 38:23
  So long term speculation, what do you guys think about those
• 38:25
  two? I like the bueno Nolte, I really
• 38:28
  do. I think we spoke about him last
• 38:30
  week and then him doing it two weeks in a row and you strike
• 38:32
  wise hot and he's playing against you, said Evan.
• 38:36
  Yeah, I'll finish. Let in three goals last two
• 38:39
  games in a row. Yeah, so let's go get let's go
• 38:42
  pick him up and start him if you can, if you need him.
• 38:44
  Yeah, Cliver I'm not really too sure about.
• 38:46
  I know he's had a couple of good games but Bournemouth has been
• 38:51
  not convincing honestly. But.
• 38:55
  They've been OK. Yeah, but it's not been, you
• 38:58
  know, convincing from my beer. I mean, they, they, they
• 39:03
  dominated Chelsea in the first half of that game.
• 39:04
  They probably should have had a goal.
• 39:06
  That's Chelsea. That's true.
• 39:08
  That's Chelsea. OK.
• 39:11
  And then from a defensive perspective, I have kind of two
• 39:13
  on here. First, it's just Brighton
• 39:14
  players. I think they've looked pretty
• 39:16
  good. Obviously that draw gets Ipswich
• 39:18
  was a bit of a underwhelming thing, but from a defensive
• 39:22
  standpoint, they look fine. You know, like that's what you
• 39:24
  wanna see they play. Who do they play?
• 39:30
  Right here, play Forest and I think Forest might be coming off
• 39:34
  a little bit of a like a, a Liverpool hangover.
• 39:37
  I mean it's a win like that emotionally takes out of teams
• 39:39
  like Forest a lot of the times. Sometimes it's hard for them to
• 39:41
  bounce back and have another great performance after that.
• 39:44
  So I think this might be a good time for like a lot like I think
• 39:47
  there's like 3 Bret defenders that are all owned under 20,
• 39:51
  under 50% like Veltman, Van Hecke, Verbrugen.
• 39:54
  So I think you have some some good options there if you want
• 39:56
  to start. Do you want to take a risk on
• 39:58
  that on that? The other name I have is Lewis
• 40:00
  Hall from Newcastle. He got he played the full 90
• 40:05
  this week. And so I think he might be if
• 40:07
  he's locked into that left back role, if it's within him and
• 40:10
  Kelly, but if he kind of can secure that role, he's going to
• 40:13
  be a like a pretty solid player to have.
• 40:15
  So it's a little bit of a gamble, but I think he's he can
• 40:18
  be worth it. Where are your guys heads out
• 40:20
  here? I like Lewis Hall, I think he is
• 40:23
  a gamble. But the Brian defence, they've,
• 40:26
  they've actually had some really good games to see.
• 40:28
  If you look at their point Toll Verbrugen came in, boy, he's
• 40:31
  played the last couple games, but he's got 19 points toll.
• 40:35
  We're going against Forest. He could have a good game.
• 40:37
  Van Heck, even though, you know, after he kicked Declan Rice to
• 40:41
  go away with it, he's making it like a bandit.
• 40:43
  And yeah, I think Brian could be good.
• 40:47
  I like Brighton defenders. I have two of them.
• 40:49
  In the other league, they've only allowed two goals and four
• 40:52
  games. All right.
• 40:54
  That's all I got for waivers. Are you guys ready for our last
• 40:57
  segment? So I lost second.
• 41:02
  Gamblers Anonymous. God damn.
• 41:05
  So we talked about so we're we're each going to pick a game.
• 41:08
  Yeah. I am not able to look at the the
• 41:12
  odds right now. So we're going to not look at
• 41:14
  odds. We're going to like odds don't
• 41:16
  count, don't matter. And I will, I will announce the
• 41:19
  odds later. Let's let's try it this way this
• 41:21
  time just because I can't access the odds.
• 41:23
  Who get who gets to pick first? I could access the odds.
• 41:26
  First, it might be fun to not even think about odds.
• 41:28
  Let's pick the pick the games do you want?
• 41:30
  Do you want me to go first? Yeah.
• 41:33
  Why don't you go first? We'll do, We'll do rotate every
• 41:37
  week. I want to.
• 41:39
  I'm betting on Everton to beat Lester.
• 41:42
  Oh, I'm trying. OK, Tikka.
• 41:45
  No, you got Tikka. I mean Man United to beat
• 41:49
  Crystal Palace. No, I did not like that.
• 41:51
  Oh my God. Really.
• 41:54
  You want to do that, Tikka? I really want to do that, yes.
• 41:58
  Oh yeah. All right, you ready?
• 42:05
  Before you get you're picking Everett Tate and you're
• 42:08
  criticizing my my pick. Yeah, it's, it's like a risky
• 42:13
  fun, like differential. You're picking like a A-Team.
• 42:18
  That's I think. Didn't Crystal Paul Spank United
• 42:20
  last year? Twice.
• 42:22
  Twice that was That was last year.
• 42:25
  This historical data is important.
• 42:27
  Yeah, Arsenal beat Tottenham. Three years at home.
• 42:30
  Historical data matters, I thought.
• 42:33
  That also and we saw what? Happened my pocket.
• 42:36
  Yeah, yeah, my pocket. Is also like I bought into your
• 42:40
  bullshit and though in that alongside you like a fool.
• 42:45
  OK, that's either here nor there.
• 42:46
  Tikka, or and who's that? Also Enza, Arsenal, The.
• 42:50
  BC, OH. You guys what?
• 42:55
  No order. Guard no rice.
• 42:59
  No rice will be there. That's the.
• 43:01
  Rest is serving in one game. Yeah, Rice will be back.
• 43:03
  Oh, that's over yet? All right, so we're betting on.
• 43:06
  Everton, United and Arsenal. Yeah.
• 43:09
  All right. That's the bet.
• 43:11
  Let's do it. I'll.
• 43:12
  Crunch the numbers, it is plus 2009. 136 no fucking.
• 43:17
  Wait, that's crazy. I love this bet.
• 43:20
  Well, this is this. Is how it is.
• 43:23
  So everything is plus 175, OK, United is.
• 43:28
  Plus one. 40 and Arsenal. Arsenal is plus 360.
• 43:32
  Wow, City how? Well, City R -, 100. 30 to win
• 43:37
  All right, I. Love it actually I like this
• 43:40
  bad. More I know it and see the odds
• 43:41
  now. I think those are acceptable.
• 43:43
  Those are acceptable. Odds Arsenal City.
• 43:46
  Have a making of a tie as well. But yeah, so if we put, I'm
• 43:51
  assuming Sergei is into, if we put $40, we would win 1200.
• 43:56
  Go ahead, get my money back. We're going to be rich, guys.
• 44:02
  Wow, you're. Becoming a Arsenal supporter?
• 44:06
  No, I I like money. Beat.
• 44:07
  Them join them. I like the money.
• 44:09
  All right, guys. This has been episode 58 of
• 44:13
  Draft Off Sites. My name is Keith, I'm with Tico
• 44:15
  Enzo. We will see you guys next week
• 44:18
  because we're just doing 1 episode this week, 1 episode
• 44:21
  later. Follow us.
• 44:22
  I dropped the. Sides at all the places.
• 44:25
  Boom. And ask that question again.
• 44:43
  What did you just? Say take a What's up with the
• 44:45
  porn? Stash so I've been meaning.
• 44:48
  To completely shave it off, just kind of let my chin see the sun.
• 44:55
  So since. Now I'm not really going to work
• 44:57
  and everything so I thought might be the perfect time to
• 45:01
  grow a porn stash while. You stay at home.
• 45:04
  I didn't go out. I had it.
• 45:05
  I just. Shaved the beard that's that's.
• 45:08
  Basically why I said you grew a porn stash.
• 45:10
  Well, no growing it means that I.
• 45:12
  Completely shaved and I grew just the porn stash, you know
• 45:16
  some. Things are better less left for
• 45:17
  mystery. You know where is.
• 45:20
  This no I. Didn't grew it, it was there and
• 45:23
  I just decided to shave the bottom part.
• 45:24
  You sculpted a porn stash. So you're, you're sculpted.
• 45:27
  You sculpted. A porn stash on yourself?
• 45:29
  Yeah, it's kind of fun, Dico. It's kind of a fun look, a top
• 45:33
  guy. I think it's fun.
• 45:38
  Nothing sculpted a porn star. I was actually in shape, no.
• 45:43
  Shape is me correct I. Just I don't, I'm not going to.
• 45:46
  Lie to you? I don't like it.
• 45:47
  You know what I really think happened then, Zoz?
• 45:49
  I think that, I mean, I think Tigo was so confident he was
• 45:52
  going to beat me. I think you seriously.
• 45:54
  Can you assume it sounds like I love?
• 45:56
  It but why did you do it? I told you because.
• 46:00
  But you could even, I don't know if you could tell, but like by
• 46:02
  Chin and my like the there's a color difference because yeah,
• 46:07
  so I was like, I might as well. I also want to make it.
• 46:10
  Grow like a little more straight.
• 46:13
  Hello. Yeah.
• 46:13
  That's honestly why I haven't. Shaved because I know if I shave
• 46:16
  it's white underneath my beard right now.
• 46:17
  Can you guys hear me? Yes or no?
• 46:19
  I mean I. Remember when I started shaving
• 46:20
  my? Head man, I look like a
• 46:22
  Skinhead. Oh, yeah, because that, that
• 46:29
  porn stash is really helping out the trigger.
• 46:31
  Yeah, yeah. Wow.
• 46:32
  Welcome back, Keith. You guys hear me?
• 46:35
  Yeah, yeah. What about now?
• 46:38
  Yeah, we heard you before. Too.
• 46:40
  Can you hear me now? Yeah.
• 46:44
  OK, so. Were you guys ignoring me when I
• 46:45
  was screaming? All that time or no?
• 46:47
  We could help you then. OK, sure.
• 46:50
  OK, now though that would. Have been amazing if because.
• 46:52
  You were screaming. You were ignoring me on purpose.
• 46:55
  This was either the best bit ever.
• 46:56
  You guys are both just completely ignoring me talking
• 46:58
  about Tico's porn stash. I was like trying to mediate the
• 47:01
  conversation. You guys weren't listening and I
• 47:03
  was like, what the heck? I was saying.
• 47:06
  He he he more sculpted the porn sash.
• 47:08
  You know that That'd be a better term, more sculpted.
• 47:11
  And I was my other thing. Was.
• 47:13
  I think some things are better left unknown.
• 47:15
  Tico, Yeah. I also think that maybe Tito.
• 47:19
  Did you do this because you were, is this like a like
• 47:21
  midlife crisis type scenario where you were so confident that
• 47:23
  you were going to beat me this week and then when you when I
• 47:25
  smoked you, you just had to make a change just to to try
• 47:29
  something new. A You didn't smoke.
• 47:32
  Me think he smoked. You think, think he smoked you?
• 47:35
  Yeah. I think if I won by. 20 plus
• 47:37
  points. I think it's a smoking.
• 47:38
  I think he he wrote you up in a blunt.
• 47:41
  And he smoked you? Yeah, smoked that shit.
• 47:43
  You won by 17. It's not 20 plus close enough?
• 47:47
  Because or not my aerial logic makes.
• 47:49
  Give that pass. I'll give that pass.
• 47:51
  What do you know? I think you he gets plus three
• 47:54
  from not. Having a porn stash.