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Is "Gym Cuddling" Cheating? | Kinkiest States, Ryan Gosling & Mansion Stripper Disaster · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Speaker 2: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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Speaker 2: with us inside the Treehouse.
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Speaker 3: I'm Dan, O'Malley along with Trey Trenholm.
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Speaker 2: I don't think it is overstating it when I say
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Speaker 2: today's episode of the Treehouse may be the sexiest episode
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Speaker 2: we have ever done, saying a lot it is because
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Speaker 2: we've had some sexy moments on this show, but like
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Speaker 2: the Houston five hundred, this one's going to be packed.
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Speaker 3: Coming up today.
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Speaker 2: Inside the show, we've got the dumbest question a redditor
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Speaker 2: has ever asked, followed by what may be an actually
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Speaker 2: smart one, the sexiest in the United States, and strippers,
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Speaker 2: a hot tub and felonies.
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Speaker 3: And that's not even where we're going to start today.
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Speaker 1: That's not even Cowboys training camp.
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Speaker 3: Which is also happening right ah. Yes, sex and super Bowls.
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Speaker 2: a spouse, or maybe even a cuddle buddy. And together
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Speaker 2: we can grow the Treehouse show. Speaking of cuddle buddies,
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Speaker 2: it is truly amazing to me the things that people
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Speaker 2: will post on online, and this is another great example
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Speaker 2: of that.
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Speaker 3: In reddit's am I overreacting for him?
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Speaker 1: Am?
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Speaker 3: I overreacting that my wife has cuddles and friend dates
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Speaker 3: with a guy from the gym?
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Speaker 1: Oh?
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Speaker 3: You want to take this tray?
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Speaker 1: Oh buddy's I've this guy needs a cut.
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Speaker 2: Chair and just just nail him to it. Am I
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Speaker 2: overreacting that my wife has cuddles and friend dates with
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Speaker 2: a guy from the gym. The guy that posted this
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Speaker 2: is a thirty four year old dude. Actually, I take
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Speaker 2: that back. He's not a dude. This is a thirty
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Speaker 2: four year old just thing and his wife is thirty one.
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Speaker 2: He says, I've been with my wife Lily for nine years.
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Speaker 2: We do not have kids together yet, but share a
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Speaker 2: house and are otherwise very tangibly connected. Over the last
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Speaker 2: year or two, Lily's been going through a lot. She
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Speaker 2: was kicked out of several friend groups due to her
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Speaker 2: toxicity and how she treats people. Allegedly, as a result,
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Speaker 2: she started SSRIs anxiety meds and ADHD meds. We're working
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Speaker 2: through her, though I am sure it's difficult, and I'm
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Speaker 2: certainly ill equipped as a human to be the best
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Speaker 2: at home therapist. Lily met a guy named Jay at
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Speaker 2: her volleyball gym about six months ago. This already starts
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Speaker 2: out hot.
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Speaker 1: I didn't even know they had volleyball gyms.
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Speaker 3: I didn't either, and they may not.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just what she's telling the That's just what
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Speaker 2: she's telling her husband. She said he was recently single
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Speaker 2: and looking to make friends.
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Speaker 3: M hm, okay, bro.
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Speaker 2: I had seen him from Afar before, but I never
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Speaker 2: really actually spoken to him. Lily makes a lot of
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Speaker 2: guy friends, so I don't bat an eye, and I'm
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Speaker 2: generally very trusting of her. For example, a couple of
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Speaker 2: years ago, she wanted to go on a multi day
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Speaker 2: bush camping trip with no reception and a bunch of
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Speaker 2: guys she just met a couple of months prior, and
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Speaker 2: I didn't really say much besides the general okay, just
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Speaker 2: be safe.
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Speaker 3: Oh this guy, this can't be real. There's no way
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Speaker 3: this guy.
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Speaker 1: Did uh.
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Speaker 3: Ah, he goes on.
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Speaker 2: Anyway, After they met, I noticed she became increasingly reclusive
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Speaker 2: from me. We messaged during the day noticeably a lot less,
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Speaker 2: and in some ways I did feel her time and
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Speaker 2: words to me have become low effort.
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Speaker 3: In short.
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Speaker 2: In person, she constantly made random comments about Jay, how
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Speaker 2: kind he is, a relatable, how good Jay was at volleyball,
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Speaker 2: which mean I guess he is fine. Additionally, she started
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Speaker 2: spending money on Steam games to play with him deep
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Speaker 2: into the night, off and coming to bed around three
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Speaker 2: or four am. I had previously asked her to play
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Speaker 2: games with me, but she told me she wasn't interested.
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Speaker 2: A couple of months into this, I went out of
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Speaker 2: town for several days. Whenever either of us is away,
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Speaker 2: we always call each other to say good night and
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Speaker 2: that we love each other. It said or Lily had
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Speaker 2: told me she was going to a birthday party that evening,
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Speaker 2: a commitment she had made weeks prior and wanted to keep.
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Speaker 2: I texted her a couple of times around four o'clock
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Speaker 2: in the afternoon to let her know where I was,
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Speaker 2: ask her how her day was going, and check on
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Speaker 2: the party. I received a couple of one word responses,
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Speaker 2: but otherwise no responses. At eleven forty pm, I finally
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Speaker 2: got a text back. She said she had bailed on
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Speaker 2: the party at the last minute, and when I asked
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Speaker 2: why she canceled, she just said IDK. After that, I
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Speaker 2: tried to call and message her a couple more times
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Speaker 2: if my calls went to voicemail. Lily later claimed she
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Speaker 2: just didn't see my calls, probably because she was face
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Speaker 2: down in the pillow, she says. I will say Lily
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Speaker 2: is religious about wearing her garment smart watch at all hours,
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Speaker 2: even for sleep tracking, and even when charging, it vibrates
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Speaker 2: quite loudly on the nightstand, So I do find this
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Speaker 2: a bit suspect. That's what you find suspect, the vibrating
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Speaker 2: watch on the nightstand. Yeah, not the gang bang camping
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Speaker 2: drip with all the dudes, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Or the fact that you know she's getting she's getting
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Speaker 1: railed while you're out of town and sounds like while
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Speaker 1: you're in town and.
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Speaker 2: Just yeah, as she's getting volleyballed by Jay.
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Speaker 1: Spiked mm hmm.
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Speaker 2: He goes on in the morning, Oh wait, I missed
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Speaker 2: over to me, it was fairly apparent the calls were
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Speaker 2: being ignored and that she was otherwise preoccupied in the morning.
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Speaker 2: I found out Jay had come over to our home
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Speaker 2: at two o'clock in the afternoon, stayed over night till
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Speaker 2: six am, sixteen hours. However, our door camera had been deactivated,
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Speaker 2: leaving no record of his arrival or departure.
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Speaker 1: Shocking.
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Speaker 2: This goes on for like eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, fourteen,
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Speaker 2: fifteen more paragraphs.
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Speaker 3: I don't need to read this. We know what's happening.
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Speaker 3: I didn't. I could have stopped reading about two minutes ago.
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Speaker 3: We already know what's happened.
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Speaker 1: Rock would really stop at just the title of the
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Speaker 1: post and go, no, she's getting plowed. And you seem
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Speaker 1: to be just clueless.
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Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever seen or heard of a
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Speaker 2: more clueless individual than this. So much so I actually
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Speaker 2: do question the veracity of it.
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Speaker 1: It's I mean, I remember, there's the one clip that
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Speaker 1: remains above and beyond all and you just wonder if
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Speaker 1: they're really that stupid. There was always there was a
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Speaker 1: clip from Maury of there doing the DNA test and
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Speaker 1: it's a white couple in the white dad, Oh that's
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Speaker 1: my baby, and the baby is brown, and the guy
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Speaker 1: is just crushed when he finds out, Oh, you are
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Speaker 1: not the father, and you're like.
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Speaker 3: Really right there staring at you in the face.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, I'm sure Lily is quite popular and
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Speaker 1: probably got kicked out of her friend groups because she
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Speaker 1: was banging some of the other, you know, boyfriends of
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Speaker 1: our friends.
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Speaker 2: Maybe all at once on a camping draw. I am
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Speaker 2: with you that you're right. It's like every so often
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Speaker 2: humanity does something or someone does something to lower the
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Speaker 2: bar of humanity. It's what I mean by that is
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Speaker 2: someone that does something or thinks something so unbelievably stupid
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Speaker 2: you question the reality of it, like, there's no way
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Speaker 2: that's real. There's no way someone walks around on this
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Speaker 2: planet with us that is that stupid. And then sometimes
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Speaker 2: you see proof of it and you're like, Okay, well there
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Speaker 2: it is.
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Speaker 3: I can't deny it anymore.
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Speaker 1: Sometimes radio stations make announcements.
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Speaker 2: That make absolutely no sense to the rest of the world,
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Speaker 2: but they do them anyway. Yeah, and that's their and
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Speaker 2: that is their prerogative.
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Speaker 1: Because that one share on one station is gonna just
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Speaker 1: multiply by one.
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Speaker 3: We'll bolster the other one. What's one times one tray anyway?
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Speaker 3: Uh No, dude, you're not overreacting that. You're you're underreacting absolutely.
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Speaker 3: This is one of those rare occasions whores like no dude,
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Speaker 3: you need to start reacting period.
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna guess he doesn't have a lot of friends either,
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Speaker 1: because it's at some point your buddy's are gonna go. Dude,
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Speaker 1: everyone screw on her. Yeah, literally everyone.
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Speaker 3: Yes, it's not everyone maybe except him.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you see everyone. Yeah, you're not gonna have
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Speaker 1: kids with her. She's probably gonna have a kid, but
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Speaker 1: it's not gonna be biologically yours.
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Speaker 2: But it sounds like it might be biologically like seven
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Speaker 2: or eight other Dude, it's gonna be like when they
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Speaker 2: do the test on hamburger meat to see how many
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Speaker 2: different cows are in that hamburger meat and it comes
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Speaker 2: out in like hundreds. That's that's your wife. She's hamburger meat.
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Speaker 2: And everyone. Yeah, and everyone knows it. I mean, I
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Speaker 2: mean ship the first moment, the first comment on this
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Speaker 2: is just simply brother.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: And there's nothing else you need to say. That sums
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Speaker 3: it up well.
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Speaker 1: I think reditor posts do not have Posters do not
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Speaker 1: have a lot of tact.
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Speaker 3: They will tell you like it.
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Speaker 2: H that being said, one of the sexiest stories that
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Speaker 2: we have come across recently here inside the Treehouse is
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Speaker 2: this one.
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Speaker 3: A stripper, a hot tub and a night of drinking
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Speaker 3: a North Fresno leads to felony charges. Yeah, someone cue
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Speaker 3: the il bimbo music from Police Academy.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's too bad this wasn't Oxnard.
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Speaker 3: That's true.
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Speaker 2: That would have made a lot more sense. What started
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Speaker 2: out as a night of adult fund for three couples
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Speaker 2: at a Northeast Fresno home turned into a nightmare involving gunshots,
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Speaker 2: an alleged arm robbery, and an exotic dancer in tears.
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Speaker 2: I'd like to point out that this story out of
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Speaker 2: the Fresno b is a real and b reads more
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Speaker 2: like a Netflix documentary script than it does a traditional
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Speaker 2: news article. I'm going to read some more of this
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Speaker 2: to you and you let me know if you think
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Speaker 2: my theory holds hot tub water. Okay, What started out
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Speaker 2: as a night of adult fund for three couples at
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Speaker 2: a Northeast Presno home turned into a nightmare involving gunshots,
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Speaker 2: an alleged armed robbery, and an exotic dancer in tears.
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Speaker 2: Police arrested twenty year old Adam Daniel Delacruz that winter
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Speaker 2: night earlier this year, and prosecutors later charged him with
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Speaker 2: multiple felonies, including three counts of robbery, one count of
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Speaker 2: shooting into an inhabited dwelling, and two counts of assault
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Speaker 2: with a firearm again.
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Speaker 3: That winter night. That winter night.
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Speaker 2: I don't know has that ever or made it into
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Speaker 2: a straight news article, and here it is.
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Speaker 3: I continue. He is awaiting trial.
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Speaker 2: If convicted on all charges, he faces a maximum of
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Speaker 2: twenty seven years and eight months in prison. His attorney
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Speaker 2: said this is not a simple case of someone sneaking
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Speaker 2: into an exclusive gated community of luxury homes to committed crime.
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Speaker 2: Dela Cruz was there for a reason, and it initially
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Speaker 2: had nothing to do with invading someone's home at gunpoint,
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Speaker 2: The attorney said. Dela Cruz was there was there on
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Speaker 2: January tenth to drop off an exotic dancer hired by
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Speaker 2: a homeowner in the exclusive Copper.
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Speaker 3: Ridge Estates community.
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Speaker 2: According to court documents, the homeowner was hosting a dinner
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Speaker 2: party for two sorry was hosting a dinner party for
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Speaker 2: two other couples at the trendy Seizon restaurant. After dinner
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Speaker 2: and some cocktails, they went back to his home. They
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Speaker 2: drank wine, heated up the hot tub, and later in
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Speaker 2: the evening, the homeowner called an exotic dancer he was
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Speaker 2: familiar with him, requested she'd dance for him and his guests.
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Speaker 2: After her performance, she also jumped in the hot dub,
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Speaker 2: according to according to court documents, and that's when one
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Speaker 2: of the males started to become aggressive, making her feeluncomfortable.
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Speaker 2: She got upset, got out of the hot tub and
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Speaker 2: called Delacruz to come get her. When he arrived, she
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Speaker 2: came out of the home in tears and got into
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Speaker 2: his car. The two argued, and Delacruz got out of
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Speaker 2: his car, grabbed his gun, put on a black face mask,
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Speaker 2: and forcefully entered the home. Police later found two spent
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Speaker 2: brass cartridges on the exterior step, alongside a bullet hole
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Speaker 2: in the interior entry hallway. One of the homeowner's guests
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Speaker 2: told police he took an iPhone, Dela Cruz took an
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Speaker 2: iPhone and wallet from him and an iPhone from his wife.
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Speaker 2: Documents also state that Dela Cruz approach the homeowner took
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Speaker 2: cell phones, laptop computers.
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Speaker 3: The third couple was not at the home when police
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Speaker 3: arrived and did not provide a statement. The attorney said
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Speaker 3: that initially none of the witnesses, including the homeowner, told
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Speaker 3: police anything. After reviewing select video footage, did the homeowner
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Speaker 3: admit to hiring the dancer? First of all, yes, you.
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Speaker 1: Know, I love the fact that the dancer's boyfriend dropped off.
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Speaker 3: Go on, baby, make some money and rents already ten
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Speaker 3: days late.
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Speaker 1: And you know, because what are the things that's essential
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Speaker 1: for living in California in the Fresno area, or ski
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Speaker 1: mask so you always have one in your car. So
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Speaker 1: surely this wasn't premeditated and you didn't think, oh, you know,
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Speaker 1: now my girlfriend made the money. She had told me
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Speaker 1: the lay of the land. Now I'll go in and
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Speaker 1: rob the people. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And also you're a bonehead because you're dating the stripper
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Speaker 1: and you're going into an exclusive gated community, which in
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Speaker 1: California means multimillion dollar homes. You didn't go for any jewelry.
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Speaker 1: You just went for iPhones and laptops, traceable stuff. Well done, sir,
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Speaker 1: well well done.
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Speaker 2: And the fact that he waited to put on the
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Speaker 2: ski mask until after he got out of the car
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Speaker 2: so everyone's ring cameras could get a good look at him.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, probably. It didn't even drive off and then
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Speaker 1: walk back up, just let her get in and then
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Speaker 1: and she's probably like, no, baby, don't, don't do it. Oh,
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Speaker 1: I gotta do it.
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Speaker 3: It's in my nature. I can't help.
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Speaker 1: But I'm dating a stripper. What else do you want?
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Speaker 1: I'm dumb enough to date a stripper, So I'm to
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Speaker 1: rob this community.
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Speaker 2: We still have the sexiest states in the United States
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Speaker 2: to get to along with the dumbest question ever posted
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Speaker 2: on Reddit, and that includes the one we started the
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Speaker 2: show with.
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Speaker 1: Today.
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Speaker 2: Yes, it's gonna get dumber in here, but before we
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Speaker 2: can get to that, we have to scratch our birthday itch.
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Speaker 2: Today is Tuesday, August fourth, twenty twenty six. Holy balls,
19:51
Speaker 2: it's August. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays and what
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Speaker 2: many people see as a very polarizing figure. Former United
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Speaker 2: States President Barack Obama is sixty five today. Crazy to
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Speaker 2: think that he's sixty five and he is still fifteen
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Speaker 2: years younger than our current president. And he was in
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Speaker 2: his forties when for his first term. Yeah, it's crazy
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Speaker 2: to think how.
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Speaker 3: Young he was. I think, wasn't he the youngest since Kennedy?
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Speaker 1: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: Because if you think about it, like who came after Kennedy? Man,
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Speaker 2: there was no younger person in there. I honestly.
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Speaker 3: Bush might have been the next youngest.
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Speaker 1: Bush was in his fifties.
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Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean from Lyndon Johnson. Nixon obviously was
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Speaker 2: old as dirt, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan Bush Senior.
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Speaker 3: I don't Clinton. I remember Clinton was in his fifties.
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Speaker 3: I think he was in his fifties.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Clinton was in his fifties. Eh, God, was he
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Speaker 1: in his forties?
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Speaker 3: I don't know.
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Speaker 2: Anyway, And then you get you know, and then to
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Speaker 2: current days you get Biden and Trump, and they were
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Speaker 2: obviously and are obviously much older. But yeah, former President
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Speaker 2: Barack Obama sixty five years old?
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Speaker 3: Did they?
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Speaker 2: Some people hate him, some people love him. It's just
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Speaker 2: a notable birthday here inside the treehouse.
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Speaker 1: I'm a gifted, didn't like a lot of his policies.
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Speaker 1: In general, I still say one of the coolest presidents.
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Speaker 1: I mean he he's charismatic. Yeah, I mean he was
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Speaker 1: somebody you definitely want to go grab a beer with.
21:51
Speaker 2: Sorry, I was just stuck in memory land there thinking
21:54
Speaker 2: about all the flak he took from really weird places
21:57
Speaker 2: during his time, like the pastor from Harlem.
22:03
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought Barack Obama was a gay werewolf?
22:07
Speaker 1: Who who is? Who was making the rounds again?
22:10
Speaker 2: I know you sent me a video a couple of
22:12
Speaker 2: weeks ago of I can't remember the dude's name, but
22:15
Speaker 2: it's from that that at La Ministry Church in Harlem.
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Speaker 3: That dude, that dude's a freaking nut.
22:21
Speaker 1: Oh, he's a wackydoodle. But he's entertaining as hell.
22:25
Speaker 3: He's better than the weekly World news man.
22:28
Speaker 1: Yeah no, and he's still at it. And uh yeah,
22:33
Speaker 1: he's now he's just bagging on liberals and Mamdani but uh,
22:40
Speaker 1: James something I think. But yeah, and it's funny. A
22:44
Speaker 1: whole new generation is finding him and he's gaining traction
22:49
Speaker 1: on social media again.
22:52
Speaker 2: He's a boomerang man, goes around. They'll come right back
22:54
Speaker 2: at you all right, other birthdays today?
22:57
Speaker 3: Uh, this is what turned out to be a very
22:59
Speaker 3: polar rising figure in England.
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Speaker 2: Megan markle is forty five. I mean, former Suits actress
23:10
Speaker 2: and current member of the.
23:12
Speaker 3: British Royal family. Oh they're not actually, yah.
23:15
Speaker 2: They kind of extra communicated, extricated themselves on that.
23:19
Speaker 1: Yeah. And and it's funny. I really liked her on Suits,
23:26
Speaker 1: but it seems like ever since she got involved with
23:30
Speaker 1: Prince Harry she has just just come off poorly. Yeah.
23:37
Speaker 1: I mean, and I hate to say it, but if
23:45
Speaker 1: you thought you were going to marry into the British
23:47
Speaker 1: Royal family and you weren't going to encounter a little
23:49
Speaker 1: bit of racism, you were naive. Not saying it's right,
23:53
Speaker 1: but you know, there are a lot of trade offs there,
23:56
Speaker 1: and one of them is there's a lot of money
23:58
Speaker 1: and a very privileged life.
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Speaker 3: And a rich history.
24:04
Speaker 2: Yeah, not exactly one known for being really accepting of
24:08
Speaker 2: any outsiders, so much so that they all have a
24:11
Speaker 2: tendency to hump each other.
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Speaker 1: I was about to saying in a history of inbreeding over
24:15
Speaker 1: the years of centuries in the royal royal line. So
24:19
Speaker 1: but then everything, it seems like everything everything since then.
24:25
Speaker 1: That just that disaster and then just complaining and bitching
24:30
Speaker 1: about the royal family to the point where everyone's like,
24:33
Speaker 1: shut up. And then every project. I mean, she did
24:36
Speaker 1: this this show on Netflix that was just got awful,
24:41
Speaker 1: like a cooking show or kind of a lifestyle deal
24:45
Speaker 1: that was clearly just so scripted.
24:48
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. Look, I don't I don't really use
24:50
Speaker 3: this term much because I try to leave most of
24:52
Speaker 3: the kids' terms to the kids, but that show was cringe.
24:56
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
24:59
Speaker 3: I saw a clip of that and just thought, oh
25:01
Speaker 3: my god, this is one of the most least authentic
25:04
Speaker 3: shows I have ever seen, and I've seen a couple And.
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Speaker 1: It's sad because it also Harry was arguably the most
25:12
Speaker 1: likable of the royals, and now he's not even really
25:15
Speaker 1: that likable anymore, just because I feel like she's rub
25:18
Speaker 1: off on him. I mean, and he's done such good things.
25:20
Speaker 1: The games, I forgot what they call him. He does
25:23
Speaker 1: those games for you know, athletes that were our soldiers,
25:26
Speaker 1: that were in Victus games, that have been wounded in war.
25:30
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just all sorts of good things.
25:32
Speaker 2: But everyone kind of related to Harry because he's he
25:37
Speaker 2: was we always refer to the red headed stepchild.
25:43
Speaker 1: He is.
25:45
Speaker 3: He's literally a red headed stepchild of his step mother.
25:50
Speaker 3: But before that, he was already relatable because he's the
25:53
Speaker 3: younger brother of the guy who's going to be king.
25:56
Speaker 3: So he acted out a little bit more, and a
25:59
Speaker 3: lot of people kind of related to that understood it.
26:02
Speaker 2: He could get away with more stuff than his older
26:04
Speaker 2: brother could because he didn't have to be king someday
26:06
Speaker 2: was never going to be him.
26:08
Speaker 1: But then he also was also very respectable, decorated service
26:12
Speaker 1: career in the military, all sorts of things. And then yeah,
26:17
Speaker 1: and then just man, sometimes this association with such a well,
26:25
Speaker 1: just cause you problems.
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Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that's a direct quote from Queen Elizabeth
26:31
Speaker 2: the second before she died. Other birthdays today, Cole and
26:39
Speaker 2: Dylan Sprouse, you ready to feel old. Cole and Dylan Sprouse,
26:44
Speaker 2: stars of the Sweet Life of Zach and Cody Riverdale,
26:49
Speaker 2: also the little kid who played Adam Sandler's kid in
26:53
Speaker 2: Big Daddy and Ross's Kid Ben and Friends. Dylan Sprouse
27:01
Speaker 2: are thirty four today.
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Speaker 1: See there is where there's an age gap between us,
27:05
Speaker 1: because I really don't know any of those shows. I mean,
27:09
Speaker 1: and I had really kind of lost friends at the
27:11
Speaker 1: point where they had kids.
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Speaker 2: Oh gotcha, they would pop in they like Ben Ross's
27:21
Speaker 2: son would pop in here and there on the show.
27:23
Speaker 2: We just rewatched it, so it's all fresh in my mind.
27:27
Speaker 2: But when the Colon Dilan Sprouse were that age of
27:30
Speaker 2: Ben on Friends, there's one episode where he's doing the
27:34
Speaker 2: pranks with Rachel and I hate that kid so much
27:38
Speaker 2: because he's such a little jerk. So that's part of
27:40
Speaker 2: the reason that these kids stick out to me. Other
27:43
Speaker 2: birthdays today, this is an interesting one, interesting one. Oscar
27:48
Speaker 2: nominated writer and director of Little Women, Lady Bird, and
27:53
Speaker 2: the Barbie movie Greta Gerwig is forty three. The reason
27:57
Speaker 2: why that one's interesting to me is because I just
27:59
Speaker 2: saw that they're trying to do a Barbie two. But
28:05
Speaker 2: the rumor is that it is being hung up on
28:09
Speaker 2: the salary demands of Margot, Robbie and Ryan Gosling, to
28:13
Speaker 2: which I say, you better pay those two not only
28:17
Speaker 2: from a talent standpoint, but also just from a physical
28:21
Speaker 2: commitment to those roles that those two have to do
28:25
Speaker 2: to portray Ken and Barbie.
28:29
Speaker 1: Did the first Barbie movie do that? Well, yeah, it did.
28:33
Speaker 3: Gangbusters man, I mean I think it was a billion
28:36
Speaker 3: dollar movie.
28:37
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I get especially Margot Robbie. I feel
28:42
Speaker 1: like she hadn't really done that much since then. But
28:45
Speaker 1: I mean, Gosling is going to be the new Oh
28:49
Speaker 1: what they announced on Marvel.
28:52
Speaker 3: Ghostwriter a ghost writer.
28:55
Speaker 2: And like he's and he's got a Star Wars project
28:58
Speaker 2: that'll be coming out I think now next year, like
29:01
Speaker 2: a Starfighter Star Wars something.
29:03
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, he.
29:06
Speaker 1: Has turned into a damn good lady. We talked about
29:11
Speaker 1: this in the plus episode Project Till Mary. Really solid movie.
29:15
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it, fun watch. He's really good.
29:20
Speaker 2: He's he's likable's he's good looking enough to where you
29:26
Speaker 2: don't hate him a little bit like a Brad Pitt,
29:29
Speaker 2: Like his face is not perfect like Ryan Reynolds. Yeah,
29:35
Speaker 2: you talk about hitting the genetic lottery Ryan Reynolds is that, yes?
29:40
Speaker 2: But yeah, crazy talented. His his career has hit heights
29:47
Speaker 2: that I'm sure even he thought wouldn't be possible. So, yeah,
29:52
Speaker 2: you want to make Barbie two, You're gonna have to
29:54
Speaker 2: pay those two. So anyway, Greta grew forty three today
29:58
Speaker 2: and one final birthday to mention for funzies Billy Bob
30:02
Speaker 2: Thornton is seventy one today, really great at playing some
30:06
Speaker 2: really terrible a whole characters. But I remember one time
30:11
Speaker 2: he called into the road radio show and he was
30:14
Speaker 2: so nice. He was one of the guys. I was
30:16
Speaker 2: genuinely excited to talk to get him on the phone
30:18
Speaker 2: for the interview, and he was so nice. It was
30:23
Speaker 2: just it was a fun interview as well. Just a
30:25
Speaker 2: really cool guy. Billy Bob Thorton seventy one.
30:29
Speaker 1: I forget Have you seen Lamb Man?
30:31
Speaker 3: I have not all of it. We watched we didn't
30:34
Speaker 3: finish the first season. We watched some of it. I
30:38
Speaker 3: didn't love the show.
30:39
Speaker 1: You should give it another run, though it's so good.
30:43
Speaker 2: I do enjoy some of the clips that have popped
30:45
Speaker 2: up on social media. I do remember you told me
30:48
Speaker 2: about the one scene between Billy Bob Thornton's character and
30:51
Speaker 2: his daughter and her sex life that stood out to me,
30:54
Speaker 2: and that when I saw that scene, I was like, God.
30:57
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot, but it's especially when Ali Lauter
31:02
Speaker 1: gets in there. It really it's so good. You should
31:06
Speaker 1: give it another run. And by the way, as much
31:10
Speaker 1: as one thing you have to say about Ryan Gosling
31:14
Speaker 1: is the fact that any of us still like him
31:17
Speaker 1: or will watch his movies after the fucking Notebook says
31:22
Speaker 1: something about his.
31:22
Speaker 3: Talent, it does.
31:24
Speaker 2: It's like everything he's done since the Notebook has been
31:27
Speaker 2: an apology to his mail fans. I'm going to do
31:34
Speaker 2: the Fall guy, I am going to do a Star
31:37
Speaker 2: Wars movie.
31:39
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am going to be the new ghost writer.
31:43
Speaker 1: The rest of his career is called my bad, Bro.
31:48
Speaker 3: I'm sorry for what you had to watch that one
31:51
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Speaker 3: Uh. Let's start.
32:53
Speaker 2: Let's stay with the sexy theme, and then we'll get
32:56
Speaker 2: to the dumbest question ever asked on Reddit. If you
33:01
Speaker 2: had to guess the sexiest state in the United States,
33:06
Speaker 2: what would your guest be?
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Speaker 1: Tray. It's a really good question.
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Speaker 3: I I A lot goes into it, Yeah, a lot.
33:24
Speaker 1: Goes into it. My my leanings are going to be
33:28
Speaker 1: something probably southern, uh, Alabama, South Carolina somewhere, and Florida
33:40
Speaker 1: for all its falls, has attractive people. Texas isn't bad.
33:44
Speaker 2: No, Texas is good. Lots of good looking people. But
33:47
Speaker 2: you know, being good looking at being sexy two different things.
33:50
Speaker 1: True.
33:50
Speaker 2: Actually, I should probably rephrase the question Thusleep, what state
33:57
Speaker 2: in the United States is the most sexually adventurous?
34:04
Speaker 3: Like, I know a lot goes into that too.
34:08
Speaker 1: Well, so I'm gonna go that's gonna end up being
34:13
Speaker 1: like some weird state like Idaho, or something like that,
34:17
Speaker 1: because just something to me. Midwest or you know, Montana
34:22
Speaker 1: and Wyoming, lots of guys, not a lot of girls.
34:25
Speaker 3: And Alaska. Yeah.
34:28
Speaker 2: Uh well, here's a couple of the parameters driven by
34:32
Speaker 2: an astronomic driven by Google searches, So racy Google searches
34:38
Speaker 2: and visits to the adult store. Those are two of
34:41
Speaker 2: the big markers of sexually adventurous.
34:45
Speaker 1: I go figure, So I was about to say, I mean,
34:53
Speaker 1: so you have bad Internet, You're I'm going to go
34:54
Speaker 1: to the adult bookstore.
34:56
Speaker 3: I guess.
34:57
Speaker 2: Also, they mentioned, uh, sex outside. There's something called a
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Speaker 2: kink score. I'm just going to tell you the state,
35:06
Speaker 2: because there's no way you would guess it. The naughtiest
35:11
Speaker 2: state in the United States, New Mexico. New Mexico turns out,
35:17
Speaker 2: is the most sexually adventurous state, driven by an astronomical
35:20
Speaker 2: ten thousand, five eighty five racy Google searches per one
35:23
Speaker 2: thousand people and six and a half visits to the
35:27
Speaker 2: adult store per every million people each month. The Land
35:32
Speaker 2: of Enchantment counts BDSM, swinging, and outdoor whoopee as favorite
35:39
Speaker 2: pastimes as they sex it up on an average of
35:42
Speaker 2: two point zero six times per week. Their kink score
35:47
Speaker 2: tops the list with a zipper popping ninety one point six.
35:52
Speaker 3: The state with the second highest rate the state with
35:58
Speaker 3: the second highest sexually adventures rating Oregon at eighty five
36:02
Speaker 3: point ninety three.
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Speaker 1: That doesn't That doesn't surprise me because it's the Pacific Northwest.
36:12
Speaker 1: But New Mexico eoh, because not an attractive state there,
36:18
Speaker 1: and Albuquerque's just ugly and the people really aren't that
36:22
Speaker 1: attractive and a lot of them are old. Yeah, I
36:25
Speaker 1: mean Santa Fe is gorgeous and that stuff, but it
36:29
Speaker 1: also really sparsely populated, so that that does surprise me.
36:33
Speaker 1: But then again, I mean, maybe there's just not a
36:36
Speaker 1: lot else to do.
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Speaker 3: Could be.
36:39
Speaker 2: This new study, conducted by Say It with a Condom,
36:43
Speaker 2: ranked every state by quantifying everything from how many times
36:47
Speaker 2: residents get it on each week, the searches for sexy
36:49
Speaker 2: online content and visits to adults only stores.
36:53
Speaker 3: Rounding out the top ten.
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Speaker 2: Vermont, North Dakotaw, Hampshire, Connecticut, Washington, Rhode Island, and Alaska.
37:06
Speaker 2: And then and then you get Oregon and New Mexico
37:10
Speaker 2: with the top two slots.
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Speaker 1: Vermont, Yeah, this is island. This is not the sexiest state,
37:18
Speaker 1: maybe the dirtiest or whatever. I don't but there's nothing
37:24
Speaker 1: sexy about New Mexico. Vermont.
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Speaker 2: Uh yeah, no, but I think I think the sexiest
37:35
Speaker 2: thing about Vermont was New Heart in the eighties.
37:43
Speaker 3: I mean, uh yeah.
37:45
Speaker 1: And then that where Bernie Sanders is from. I see,
37:50
Speaker 1: I forgot.
37:52
Speaker 3: Is he New Hampshire Vermont? Ah, he's one of those
37:56
Speaker 3: I think.
37:57
Speaker 1: There's just yeah, no, uhh. I take issue at this poll.
38:05
Speaker 2: And I know what you're wondering, what about Texas, because
38:08
Speaker 2: I'm wondering that as well.
38:09
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bernie Sanders is Vermont, because that's Vermont. Okay, I
38:12
Speaker 1: think sexy.
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Speaker 3: I think Bernie well, you know, you cover him in
38:16
Speaker 3: some you cover him in some Vermont maple syrup and
38:20
Speaker 3: give me a fork. I'm kidding.
38:25
Speaker 2: I had to scroll really far down to find Texas
38:28
Speaker 2: on this, they say. According to The New York Post,
38:29
Speaker 2: the cowboys and cowgirls of Texas are America's most straight laced,
38:35
Speaker 2: earning a score of just twenty two point seventy four
38:37
Speaker 2: on the sexually adventurous score. Texas ranked the least adventurous
38:48
Speaker 2: state in the sex department, although although one category in
38:53
Speaker 2: this survey, Texas stood out. Although it's called the Lone
38:58
Speaker 2: Star state, Texans are and shockingly into orgies. That's according
39:04
Speaker 2: to the survey.
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Speaker 1: I feel like there's some statistical anomalies in this that,
39:09
Speaker 1: uh don't don't factor in population as much as it should,
39:14
Speaker 1: because I feel like every state that you rattled off
39:17
Speaker 1: in the top ten are sparsely populated states.
39:23
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right. I think you're right about that. Although
39:26
Speaker 3: I keep thinking about this that according to the survey,
39:30
Speaker 3: even though it's the lone Star state, Texans are really
39:33
Speaker 3: into orgies. So just keep that in mind.
39:36
Speaker 2: If you get an invitation to someone's Alamo party, God,
39:42
Speaker 2: that's weird.
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Speaker 3: There you have it.
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Speaker 2: New Mexico is the most sexually adventurous state in the
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Speaker 2: United States.
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Speaker 3: That just doesn't feel right. It didn't fit right, It
39:53
Speaker 3: doesn't sit like. There's nothing about that is like like Nevada, California, Texas, Florida.
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Speaker 1: All I can think about. I was at a tattoo
40:03
Speaker 1: convention in New Mexico a year ago, and no.
40:09
Speaker 2: Honestly, I think I would have embraced Nebraska as a
40:14
Speaker 2: sexier state than New.
40:15
Speaker 1: Mexico without a doubt.
40:18
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, let's segue out of that into what
40:23
Speaker 2: is possibly the dumbest question ever asked on Reddit. Okay,
40:33
Speaker 2: did drinking more water and exercising impact your life?
40:37
Speaker 3: If so? How God?
40:45
Speaker 1: Just when you thought you couldn't get a dumber question
40:47
Speaker 1: than you know? Is my wife's cuddle partner? You know?
40:50
Speaker 1: Should I am I overreacting to my wife's cuddle partner? Wow? Oh? God?
41:00
Speaker 3: To drinking more water and exercising impact your life?
41:03
Speaker 2: If so, yes, it will, it absolutely will. Your life
41:06
Speaker 2: will be better if you do those two things. Drink
41:08
Speaker 2: more water and exercise. Yes, Jesus Christ, Why is that
41:11
Speaker 2: so hard for people?
41:12
Speaker 1: Tell me your gen z that you set in front
41:14
Speaker 1: of a TV or screen your entire life without telling
41:17
Speaker 1: me your gen z.
41:19
Speaker 2: Oh, that's solid, he says. This is in the ask
41:23
Speaker 2: men over thirty. I didn't even know there really is
41:26
Speaker 2: a forum for everything on Reddit, which I give him
41:28
Speaker 2: credit for. He asks in the ask men over thirty.
41:33
Speaker 2: I don't drink a lot of water, and I lead
41:34
Speaker 2: a sedentary life where I work in it and I
41:37
Speaker 2: have couch hobbies. So I'd like to know how impactful
41:42
Speaker 2: drinking more water and exercising more would be in the
41:45
Speaker 2: long term. What I feel more productive at work and happier.
41:48
Speaker 2: Have you really felt any real results?
41:51
Speaker 1: Oh?
41:52
Speaker 3: God, Just try it for yourself. You don't have to
41:55
Speaker 3: ask other people to tell you, to give you information
41:59
Speaker 3: about whether or not you should try something for yourself.
42:01
Speaker 3: Just try something for yourself and see how you feel.
42:06
Speaker 1: And and and people wonder why we have an obesity problem.
42:12
Speaker 3: That's true. That's so true.
42:14
Speaker 2: And it's also weird to me because I feel like
42:16
Speaker 2: with gen Z, when I see younger people, they seem
42:23
Speaker 2: to be pretty fit. For the most part, I wouldn't
42:26
Speaker 2: see any less fit than any previous generations. It's it
42:32
Speaker 2: might be more hard, it might be easier to tell that.
42:34
Speaker 2: You might think they're a little more fit because athletic
42:37
Speaker 2: clothing is so common these days.
42:40
Speaker 3: So as suppose I don't know, I.
42:43
Speaker 1: I agree with you there, And maybe it's just the
42:47
Speaker 1: ones you see out fit and if I feel like
42:49
Speaker 1: they're all taller than we were, and you know what,
42:56
Speaker 1: maybe it's a younger millennial. But I mean, I really
43:02
Speaker 1: just exercise and drinking water improve your life. Yes, yes
43:05
Speaker 1: it will, that's I mean. And the fact if you
43:07
Speaker 1: have to ask that means you have been shut in
43:10
Speaker 1: and you've been playing too many games and not you've
43:16
Speaker 1: been out in the world at all.
43:18
Speaker 2: Yeah, go outside, it's how about this, how about this,
43:22
Speaker 2: don't even worry about exercising.
43:24
Speaker 3: Just drink some more water, Just go outside, get some sunlight.
43:27
Speaker 1: Yeah, go for go for a walk. It's amazing what
43:32
Speaker 1: it does. It's like I I try not to have
43:37
Speaker 1: a lot of prejudices prejudices, but if I do, there's
43:40
Speaker 1: one I really overweight people I have issues with because
43:46
Speaker 1: it's typically your own doing and very simple changes you
43:51
Speaker 1: could make that you can lose it. And it's like
43:54
Speaker 1: there's some woman on TikTok the other day just absolutely
43:56
Speaker 1: having a meltdown because she walked into the supermarket and
43:59
Speaker 1: there had a I think the salad dressings are called
44:03
Speaker 1: skinny girl. Oh yeah, Like it's the most fat phobic
44:06
Speaker 1: thing ever. It's like, you know, and she she was
44:11
Speaker 1: well over three hundred pounds. It's like, bitch, lose some weight.
44:14
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. If if you weren't morbidly OBEs, she might
44:19
Speaker 1: not be so offended by skinny girl.
44:21
Speaker 3: That's true.
44:21
Speaker 2: And also keep in mind not everything is an attack
44:23
Speaker 2: on you. Just because something exists doesn't mean it's an
44:27
Speaker 2: attack on you. Because there are people out there like
44:30
Speaker 2: me that want to be a skinny girl that came
44:35
Speaker 2: out wrong to you. Want to want to want to
44:37
Speaker 2: want a product like skinny girl because I want the
44:40
Speaker 2: option of a good tasting salad dressing that doesn't have
44:44
Speaker 2: all the uh you know, calories of a delicious hidden
44:48
Speaker 2: valley range.
44:49
Speaker 1: Yeah. We we would all like to if if we
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Speaker 1: could all eat like crap and not put on weight,
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Speaker 1: we would. I mean that if.
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Speaker 2: Anyone, if anyone ever creates the calorie free pizza, you
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Speaker 2: will have more money than Elon.
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Speaker 1: Musk Oh or if you could create a fat free
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Speaker 1: ranch that actually tastes really good. Just cash it in.
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Speaker 1: You are gold for the rest of your life.
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Speaker 2: You take on the world, baby, all right, last thing,
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Speaker 2: and we're gonna get it. Back to the sexy part
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Speaker 2: of the sexiest episode the Treehouse has ever done.
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Speaker 3: While also.
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Speaker 2: Backing this up to the dumbest question ever asked on Reddit,
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Speaker 2: this one actually is kind of a smart question.
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Speaker 3: This is a genuine problem that someone needs help with.
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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, how do I convince my dog that I'm
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Speaker 2: spanking my wife consensually?
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Speaker 1: Buddy?
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Speaker 2: If you get the answer to that question, you will
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Speaker 2: cause a riot on Shark Tank.
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Speaker 1: Oh it's funny because this has happened to me.
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Speaker 3: Spank Mark, spank Mark, spank Mark.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, spanking. And then this was back when
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Speaker 1: I had a great day and one of them absolutely
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Speaker 1: just started going nuts. It's all gay. This is and
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Speaker 1: you can't can go sound they associate with bad. You're like, no, no,
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Speaker 1: this is good. There is no good spanking to a dog.
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Speaker 1: No there is.
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Speaker 2: This is mommy's idea of the treat. Thank you for
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Speaker 2: hanging out with us here inside the tree House today.
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Speaker 3: He again.
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