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Twins Swept by Aliens from Space | Minnesota Twins News

The Minnesota Twins got swept by the San Diego Padres in a game so bizarre, it might as well have been alien intervention—complete with delayed spaceship arrivals, cosmic mind control, and pitchers mysteriously losing their minds. Fernando Tatis Jr.’s homer apparently signaled the Beeblebroxians’ arrival, who then sabotaged the Twins’ bullpen and even dabbled in gambling chaos. The final score? A humiliating sweep that pushes the Twins further from playoff contention. Next time? Bring the tinfoil hats. Listen in comfort:Get a discount on a Soli Pillow: http://solipillow.com/discount/dnn…

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