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Hour 2 - MVP Money · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Ding dong. It's our number two, our number two, And
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  Speaker 1: how new you new? And how do you translate the
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  Speaker 1: messaging of this Matthew Stafford extension with the La Rims.
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  Speaker 1: After the Rams went out and drafted a quarterback in
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  Speaker 1: the first round, Stafford now locked up for the next
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  Speaker 1: two years, Ka Rumba. And also, where are you at
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  Speaker 1: on the Football Giants extending the GM Joe Shane despite
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  Speaker 1: John Harbaugh being the one calling all the shots there,
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  Speaker 1: he's been given some new money there rathery're surprising. And
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  Speaker 1: speaking of the Giants, how are you thinking about the
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  Speaker 1: Giants quarterback Jackson Dart doing a one point eighty on
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  Speaker 1: his reckless running style. Yeah, he's been working with the
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  Speaker 1: New episode will be up later today. But here's our
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  Speaker 1: number two.
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  Speaker 2: Well, mister MVP, Money Money money, money, money, money, Welcome,
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  Speaker 1: our lead this hour is from La La Land developing story,
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  Speaker 1: a developing story out of the La Rams facility. They
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  Speaker 1: have opened up the checkbook yet again. And those of
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  Speaker 1: you that don't understand the salarycap are losing your mind.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's not fair they keep paying their players.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god. So if you haven't heard this, perhaps not.
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  Speaker 1: We have learned that the reigning most valuable player in
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  Speaker 1: the National Footballinggue, the greatest player in the NFL and
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five, Matthew Stafford, and the Larams have reached
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  Speaker 1: agreement on a one year, fifty five million dollar extension
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  Speaker 1: through twenty twenty seven. The deal is worth up two
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  Speaker 1: you know how that is weasel terminology, up to sixty
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  Speaker 1: million with incentives. Of course, once you get done paying
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  Speaker 1: the California, the People's Republic of California taxes. It's actually
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  Speaker 1: about a ten dollars extension. So after all that the
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  Speaker 1: MVP of last year can make up to one hundred
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  Speaker 1: and five million over the next two seasons. We are
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  Speaker 1: told that is good. We are told that is good.
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  Speaker 1: And how do you get that kind of raise. He
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  Speaker 1: led the NFL with four thousand, seven hundred and seven
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  Speaker 1: passing yards, a career high forty six passing touchdowns, and
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  Speaker 1: only eight interceptions, and Stafford heading into his eighteenth season
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  Speaker 1: in the NFL. So that's a good jumping out point.
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  Speaker 1: Let us discuss the question, how do you translate the
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  Speaker 1: messaging of this Matthew Stafford extension with the Rams. So
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  Speaker 1: my take, I've got box, Jellyfish, prince Y, Key Key,
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  Speaker 1: and Frogger, and we're gonna combined all of these things
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  Speaker 1: together and we're going to take the stabilizers off. Is
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  Speaker 1: what we're gonna do now to kick off here, this
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  Speaker 1: is what grown up franchises do. The Rams yet again
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  Speaker 1: schooling the other weak franchises in the NFL. And Matthew
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  Speaker 1: Stafford is currently residing in the presidential Suite of Quarterbacks
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  Speaker 1: and all you dopes. When he came over to the
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  Speaker 1: from the Lions and he's, oh, he's stat Patford and
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  Speaker 1: all that crap. You know, my guy, Rob Parker. I
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  Speaker 1: love Rob, but Rob you know, old Michigan sports writer
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  Speaker 1: from back in the day, and he loved taking pot
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  Speaker 1: shots at Matthew Stafford. Well, Stafford's been better than advertised
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  Speaker 1: with the Rams. He's galvanized the franchise. They've won the
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl, they've had the MVP season this year. They're
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  Speaker 1: a consistent threat in the NFC year after year, in
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  Speaker 1: large part because Stafford knows what he's doing. He's got
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  Speaker 1: McVeigh and they work well together. But he's in the
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  Speaker 1: presidential suite right now. For quarterbacks, there's good room service,
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  Speaker 1: skyline views, the concierge is available whenever you need it.
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  Speaker 1: They'll do your laundry for them. And so he was
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  Speaker 1: head and shoulders above every quarterback in twenty twenty six,
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  Speaker 1: and it took the NFL giving Seattle two points to
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  Speaker 1: help eliminate the Rams, which was ridiculous. And he's actually
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  Speaker 1: playing like he's aging in reverse. He's actually getting better.
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  Speaker 1: I thought he was done a couple of years ago.
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  Speaker 1: We did monologues like I was just expecting Jimmy Garoppolo
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  Speaker 1: to take over and Stafford, Oh, my back, my aching back.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that's it. And here we are a couple
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  Speaker 1: years later as off an MVP's get a new contract
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  Speaker 1: in it in a world. I love the fact that
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  Speaker 1: Rams do this so while you're a rams honk okay.
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  Speaker 1: Just in general, having worked in the real world, I
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  Speaker 1: love the fact there's a world where major companies are
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  Speaker 1: not titwitse. They actually hand out raises. Like most companies,
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  Speaker 1: their idea of taking care of employees is like, well,
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  Speaker 1: let's give him a Chuck E Cheese pizza party instead
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  Speaker 1: of a raise. You know, they don't give out cost
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  Speaker 1: of living raises anymore. The Rams actually reward performance, like
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  Speaker 1: that's what That's how I was raised. Like companies are
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  Speaker 1: supposed to do that. They don't do it anymore, most companies.
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  Speaker 1: So when I see someone do that, I'm like, that's great,
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  Speaker 1: that's wonderful. And right now the ramslog they are at
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  Speaker 1: the Blagio and they're sitting in the high roller room
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  Speaker 1: there and McVeigh is he just pushed fifty five million
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  Speaker 1: to the center and said, deal the cards, deal the cars.
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  Speaker 1: Now that's it. I am going to be truthful, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to point out the clear snuffle of Figus
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  Speaker 1: in the room. All right, when you have to juxtapose
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  Speaker 1: the dopamine hit of Matthew Stafford getting the MVP and
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  Speaker 1: then all of that with what just happened back in
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  Speaker 1: April in the draft, and that Ty Simpson pick out
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  Speaker 1: of Alabama that stings even more. It stings like a
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  Speaker 1: box jellyfish venom in the nervous system. Pain in the tuckis.
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  Speaker 1: Rams had an opportunity to get a player that could
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  Speaker 1: help them right now, they're going for it. They have
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  Speaker 1: an old quarterback who they're paying top dollar two, and
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  Speaker 1: they decided, we don't want to help We don't want
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  Speaker 1: to help him. You don't waste a first round pick
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  Speaker 1: on a clipboard holder when your MVP is older and
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  Speaker 1: now you've given him more money. The Rams are on
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  Speaker 1: track to not take advantage of the only real reason
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  Speaker 1: to draft a quarterback in the first round, that rookie contract,
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  Speaker 1: that window where you play them and pay them by
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  Speaker 1: NFL standards, mere peanuts. And so you're gonna, if things
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  Speaker 1: go right, establish can play two more years. So you
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  Speaker 1: blow through two years of the rookie deal for a
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  Speaker 1: guy who will not see the field unless Matthew Stafford
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  Speaker 1: ends up wearing a hospital gown, and then then ty
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  Speaker 1: Simpson will be out there. It's really an admission by
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  Speaker 1: the Rams, like we draft this guy and he really
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  Speaker 1: is what we'd said the night of the draft, he's
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  Speaker 1: a fourth round developmental player. And the Rams, by giving
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  Speaker 1: Stafford an extension, are saying, you know what, you're right,
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  Speaker 1: that's take validation, that's hot, take validation from other Rams.
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  Speaker 1: The Rams, by giving Stafford the extension, are admitting to
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  Speaker 1: me and to you that, hey, we drafted the guy
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  Speaker 1: in the first round who is not going to be
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  Speaker 1: anywhere near play ready for two years. Why on God's
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  Speaker 1: green earth would you do that? They doubled down on
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  Speaker 1: the championship window with Stafford. I paid the man the
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  Speaker 1: MVP and yet flushed a draft pick down the toilet.
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  Speaker 1: Ty Simpson. They turned him into a Rodeo drive hemorrhoid cushion.
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  Speaker 1: And so two years on the bench warming is took us.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the job description. Man, it's great to sit around.
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  Speaker 1: You're not gonna you're not able to play, We're just
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  Speaker 1: gonna keep you around. It's wild, all right. Furthermore to
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  Speaker 1: New York we go where the Giants did the thing
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  Speaker 1: they weren't supposed to do. At the time, they weren't
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  Speaker 1: supposed to do it. So when the Giants changed coaches,
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  Speaker 1: it was assumed that John Harbaugh was going to bring
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  Speaker 1: in all of his own guys, and for the most
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  Speaker 1: part did. One of the holdovers was the general manager,
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  Speaker 1: Joe Shane, and the news came out on Thursday night
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  Speaker 1: that Joe Shane had agreed to a multi year contract extension,
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  Speaker 1: and so that means he's locked in at least for
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  Speaker 1: a couple more years with John Harbaugh in the Big Apple.
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  Speaker 1: So the question where are you at on the Giants
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  Speaker 1: extending the general manager Joe Shane after all of the
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  Speaker 1: chatter that he was completely downgraded with the Giants. So
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  Speaker 1: it's pretty obviously the NFL unlike the Portland Trailblazers in
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  Speaker 1: the NBA, they don't have any money and they're firing everyone.
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  Speaker 1: The Giants have money to burn. And even with that,
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  Speaker 1: this I put it in the basket ridiculous, ridunculous. Only
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  Speaker 1: in New York do you build a roster that has
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  Speaker 1: gone twenty one and forty five that's a three eighteen
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  Speaker 1: winning percentage as the GM, and you get a multi
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  Speaker 1: year contract extension. Like I'm cool with rewarding good performance
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  Speaker 1: like Matthew Stafford and winning the MVP getting a new contract,
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  Speaker 1: Joe Shane getting a new contract. It's like rewarding the
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  Speaker 1: arsonist and giving the arsonists a box wrapped with a
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  Speaker 1: bow on it. And he opened the box and they
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  Speaker 1: take the wrapping paper off. What's in the box, Well,
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  Speaker 1: you got some matches and a bit lighter. Well that
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  Speaker 1: doesn't seem like a great gift for the arsonist, but okay,
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  Speaker 1: So if results actually mattered in the Giants organization, Joe
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  Speaker 1: Shane would be updating his information with express pros, not
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  Speaker 1: signing an extension. And now keep it. He didn't just
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  Speaker 1: fall upward, he pull vaulted upward, and that said this
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  Speaker 1: this is purely a ceremonial job. It's a well paying job.
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  Speaker 1: It's a ceremonial job. At this point, the cash is legit,
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  Speaker 1: and John Harbaugh is the one that wears the boots,
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  Speaker 1: he wears the pants and all that, and he's the
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  Speaker 1: one calling everything. However, Joe Shane gets the paycheck and
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  Speaker 1: the Giant fans get some ibut profit because they got headaches,
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  Speaker 1: and John Harbaugh he wanted a loyal lieutenant by all accounts.
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  Speaker 1: Instead he got a kabana boy from Prince yki Key
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  Speaker 1: there with Dorko the comedian in Hawaii, and he's got
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  Speaker 1: a corner office. Joe Shane's job is not that easy.
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  Speaker 1: Like think about it as a kabana boy for the Giants.
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  Speaker 1: He has to greet arriving guests. He has to rent
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  Speaker 1: out the cabanas. He has to give out the towels,
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  Speaker 1: the swimsuits, the beach chairs right, write down everyone's name.
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  Speaker 1: He's got to set up the pool furniture in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: He's got to monitor the amenities. He's got to make
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  Speaker 1: sure that fresh towels come out of the back. There's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of moving parts to being the New York
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  Speaker 1: Giants cabana boy and John Harball when he says jump Joe,
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  Speaker 1: Shane will ask if he would rather have him lather
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  Speaker 1: suntan lotion all over like he's Michael Leprecaun, right. He
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  Speaker 1: gotta take care of all the wants and needs like
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  Speaker 1: that Drake song back in the day. He's got to
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  Speaker 1: take care of it all right. Last thing, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: stay in the Tri State area. We'll do the full
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  Speaker 1: tilt boogie, the boogie woogie. So the Giants quarterback Jackson
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  Speaker 1: Dart still on the fence on this guy. I don't
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  Speaker 1: hate him. He doesn't scream to me as a good
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  Speaker 1: player like he's more like an average player at this point.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see what happens going forward. Hadn't played that much.
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  Speaker 1: Giants quarterback Jackson Dart though. The one thing that he's
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  Speaker 1: been a lead at is engaging in contact risky business
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  Speaker 1: running the football right, running into contact and has exposed
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  Speaker 1: himself to a fair amount of injuries in his brief
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  Speaker 1: time in the NFL, and this has been a topic
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  Speaker 1: of conversation for those that pay attention to the jumbled
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  Speaker 1: nonsense on the day to day in the NFL. This
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  Speaker 1: was during his rookie season. Well, the Giants, as we know,
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  Speaker 1: they have a new coaching staff with John Harbaugh and
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of other new assistant coaches that have taken
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  Speaker 1: over there. And one of those assistant coaches who did
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  Speaker 1: such a great job with the Tennessee Titans he lost
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  Speaker 1: his job, Brian Callahan, the Giants quarterback coach. Callahan another
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  Speaker 1: NEPO baby. His daddy was a head coach. We got
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  Speaker 1: to be Dumba's team in the NFL. That's what his
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  Speaker 1: dad said when he coached the Raiders. So Brian Callahan
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  Speaker 1: and others we are told have been working with Jackson
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  Speaker 1: Dart to try to establish some guardrails and encourage him
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  Speaker 1: to not run into contact, to make better decisions about
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  Speaker 1: when to take off and run, run, run, run for us, run,
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  Speaker 1: and then when not to do that. So the question
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  Speaker 1: how are you, how are you thinking about the Giants now?
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  Speaker 1: Second year quarterback Jackson Dart doing a one tot eighty
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  Speaker 1: on his reckless running style and putting the kebash on
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  Speaker 1: that zip it all right? So as always, seeing is
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  Speaker 1: believing And we have very small sample size. And did
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  Speaker 1: I watch every single snap of the Giants? Hell no,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't. I did watch a fair amount. So so far,
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  Speaker 1: all we've seen from Jackson Dart is a guy who
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  Speaker 1: looks like he's auditioning for Jackass six. The Giants are
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  Speaker 1: practically begging him to do the electric slide, pleading with
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  Speaker 1: Jackson Dart to stop playing Froger with his NFL career.
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  Speaker 1: Just do not hop into traffic. What are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: It's just not an arcade game Froger. However, Jackson Dart,
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  Speaker 1: he wants his star and his own weekly injury documentary
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  Speaker 1: like a Netflix docu series. And look, you're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: all of a sudden erase the evil canieval tendencies with
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  Speaker 1: a couple of spring meetings and a whiteboard that's not happening,
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  Speaker 1: and now people can change. Doesn't happen often people can't change. However,
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  Speaker 1: muscle memory does not lie. This is always my issue.
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  Speaker 1: For example, Daniel Jones, I know, off topic, but Dan
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  Speaker 1: Jones in Indianapolis had some really good games. You knew
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  Speaker 1: eventually muscle memory would take over and he'd start doing
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  Speaker 1: the tango of suck, and he did. And so I
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  Speaker 1: look at Jackson Dart and I'm like, yeah, for some
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  Speaker 1: of the games, I'm sure he'll be okay. And then
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  Speaker 1: he's hardwired to run into contact, to run into danger.
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  Speaker 1: And you can coach decision making all day and all night. However,
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  Speaker 1: you cannot coach out the addiction to adrenaline. The adrenaline addiction,
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  Speaker 1: and when the pass run USh gets real, the pocket
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  Speaker 1: collapses and the instinct ends up winning eight days a week,
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  Speaker 1: right every single time it happens, And right now, Jackson
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  Speaker 1: Darts instinct is pure yolo. You only live once, baby,
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  Speaker 1: Let's go for it. Battering Ram now, I kind of
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  Speaker 1: like seeing it. I'm not a giant sky. I enjoy
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  Speaker 1: seeing it. So we don't buy the offseason hype about Hey,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna do a one to eighty and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: He's the whiz kid and all that. To me, he's
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  Speaker 1: the same daredevil and a tiger generally has not been
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  Speaker 1: able to change the stripes, although with AI, I guess
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  Speaker 1: they'll eventually be able to do that. And just because
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  Speaker 1: the coaching staff asked very nicely does not mean it
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  Speaker 1: is going to happen. So he's got an on and
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  Speaker 1: off again relationship with evil Knievel like tendencies at this point.
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  Speaker 1: Jackson Dart will see how that goes going forward. It
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  Speaker 1: how is stripper won a million dollars? Did you see this?
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  Speaker 1: There's a stripper in Vegas. I wish that was me
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  Speaker 1: that won a mill I don't know I want to
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  Speaker 1: tell you the story. You might not want to know.
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  Speaker 1: But stripper won a million dollars and uh payment like
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  Speaker 1: thirty thousand dollars a month. It's just a great deal
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• 22:23
  Speaker 1: an NFL star enjoys barking and admitted to it. And
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: this is a we're talking about a quarterback here, a
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  Speaker 1: well known quarterback who enjoys a good bark bark.
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  Speaker 4: Bark, bark bark Mark Mark, Mark, Mark Mark.
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  Speaker 1: All right, scroll the phones, and we travel to Oceania,
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  Speaker 1: We go now to Hawaii and we say hello in Honolula,
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  Speaker 1: the top comedian in all of Hawaii, the Dave Chappelle
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  Speaker 1: of Hawaii. Darko the comedian, Hello dark.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, oh my god. Then, oh my god, it's me
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  Speaker 5: Dorko the comedian guaranteed dorky. Y'all, yes, please let let
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  Speaker 5: doctor Dudley Danny sweerenof know that I have a live
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  Speaker 5: that's that's evil backwards copy of myself singing fight for
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  Speaker 5: your right to party, Yo. He can loop it for
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  Speaker 5: twelve straight hours.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's wonderful. It's great. Any gigs coming up here,
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  Speaker 1: dork o, What do we got anything here we need
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  Speaker 1: to know about.
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  Speaker 5: I'm on the streets literally, but I've been working more.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not focusing on stage stand up, but more for
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  Speaker 5: songs for the for the Malard Palooza.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's right, that's right. If we established that the
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  Speaker 1: other day. So the world. You're planning on having some
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  Speaker 1: like merch, some malord merch, different items there. That's very exciting.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: People always want they always want merch, and I won't
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  Speaker 1: have any. We were supposed to get some last year
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  Speaker 1: and the guy that I was talking to flaked out.
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  Speaker 1: So but that would be great, that would be absolutely wonderful.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that'd be so awesome. It's gonna be so cool.
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  Speaker 5: We have sweatshops here in Hawaii and Honolulu as well
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  Speaker 5: as sweatshops connections in China.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's great. And there's nothing better than overpriced merch
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  Speaker 1: made in a sweatshop. It really is the American way.
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  Speaker 1: So we're excited about that. That's that's gonna be one.
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  Speaker 5: Truly, truly, you'll be Stilkes, believe me the word Stilkes.
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  Speaker 5: Who won't even it'll be like to the tennis tower.
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  Speaker 1: Are you a surfer. Are you a surfer, dude? What
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  Speaker 1: do you think are yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Is that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: But my brother's better. You get better. Dan O Macho
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  Speaker 5: met Dano Macho.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah. Okay, all right, very exciting. All right, do
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  Speaker 1: anything else? That's it. You're good, okay, just check it in.
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  Speaker 1: All right. I love you too, all right, big hugs,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: bye bye, go away. All right, all right, let's go
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: to a man who I was so excited. I was
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: hoping this guy was going to be there. I was excited.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: I was like, man, I get to meet Cardiac Staley.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I was there. I was in Cincinnati, I was in Newport, Kentucky,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: and I was looking around us. Are you Cardiac Stanley? No,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I'm not Cardiac Stanley. What about you? Are you? Are
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: you Cardiac? I know I'm not Cardiac Stanley. And so
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I kept going around the room. I said, well, I
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: gotta find Cardiac Stanley. I gotta find the man. And
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  Speaker 1: I did not. I did not find And the reason
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: that I did not find Cardiac Stanley is because he
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  Speaker 1: was not there. But I believe he is here. Now.
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  Speaker 1: So let's go now to a man the only man
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: in the history of my broadcasting career that had a
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: heart attack on the air, and that would be none
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: other then Cardiac Stanley and I got ninety nine problems,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: but a heart attack ain't one. Hello Cardiac Stanley, Hey Benny,
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: what's going on?
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Happy Memorial Day weekends?
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  Speaker 5: Ster?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's right, at the beginning of the holiday weekend
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  Speaker 1: is here? Oh yeah, okay, I'll be I'm working. I'll
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: be working on the holiday, so I will be here.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I will be on the microphones. But yes, what's going on? Stanley? Welcome?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you say happy Memorial Day? We
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: gets this Memorial d weekend, but there we are here,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: we are together. What's going on with you?
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  Speaker 4: Uh? First of all, I want to uh, I want
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  Speaker 4: to put you on my Mount Rushmore of great emanators.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, who else is on that? Who am I competing with? Here?
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: And l rush Ball?
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Oh the legend one hand tied behind his back, you know,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: just to keep it.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: Fair off this fraying tied beyond his back.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Well, that's that's true. Yeah, that's true. I screwed that up.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: I was close, though, I was close.
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  Speaker 4: How about your buddy on the second floor, George Norri
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: took his place?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Oh? Are you talking about art? Bell back in the day,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: or you're you're George Norri. I love George. George is great,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: George is wonderful.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: Kim Traill, I'm afraid of my favorite at racing event
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  Speaker 4: of the year, the Indy five Photo. It's going to
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  Speaker 4: be a washout, man.
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  Speaker 1: Have you looked at the Doppler forecast? Have you projected
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: that there will not be any racing because of the
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: immense stormfront coming in?
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: That is correct, sir?
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, well send that out, Cooper Loop Cardiac Stanley, the
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: weather man, Cardiac Stanley reporting there will be no milk
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: spilled at the His Mexican Doppler two thousand is not working. Unfortunate.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: Hey, do you know what the pole speed was for
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: the Coop?
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: What?
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: What is the the poles? The pole speed for the.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means. You're asking you're
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: asking Coop a question about the one hundred ninth running
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: of the Indianapolis five hundred. Coop has watched none of
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: the indian The pole speed was like, what is that?
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Is that a He's like, is that a portn her?
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: What is that? I don't know that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's that girl there too. Hey, I'm miss heady.
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  Speaker 1: How about yes that that girl. Yes, that's how about.
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  Speaker 4: Two hundred and thirty and two miles an hour color
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  Speaker 4: pull that average.
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  Speaker 1: That's why Coop drives on the way home thirty two.
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  Speaker 4: Miles from now out there sounds hey.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's true during the day, but at night, when
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: we're driving around there, we don't have much competition there.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: They're in good ship. So I guess it's the one
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: hundred and tenth run. They've had one hundred and nine,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: but this will be the one hundred and tenth running,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: which will not happen. So not Sunday, not Sunday. Okay, rain,
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  Speaker 1: rain delayed, rain, rain relocated. I got you. Yeah, all right, Stanley, Yes.
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  Speaker 4: You are on the I'm out rushmore.
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  Speaker 1: I'm honored, Stanley, uh emanators. I appreciate that. And you'll
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: when I write a book someday, if I ever do that,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I'll make sure to food the chapter the night you
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: had a heart attack on the show, and it's a
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: big moment in show history. And we're glad you're doing well.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Your health is good. Yes, you sound great, You're doing
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: pretty well. All right.
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: I cut him off because he was repeating himself.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, don't blame you.
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: Can we can we talk you mentioned it? Can we
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: talk about this for a second. The Kyle Busch thing.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, Kyle Busch died. He raced, was it last?
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's kind of wild. I'm like, I don't know,
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: it's it's a little scary.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 6: You know, he's not too much older than I am,
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: and from from what I understand, unless there's been more
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: info that I haven't seen, that he had like a cough,
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: like a sinus infection like I currently have, and and
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: then I don't and then went to the hospital, and
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: then they released a statement on his Twitter account and
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: then a couple hours later.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: He was dead.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Like what what happened there?
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: That?
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I know it's wild. I don't know anymore
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  Speaker 1: than what I've read. You've read the same stuff that's
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: out there, and it's a lot of tributes coming in
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: from the NASCAR community and everyone's in shock. And I
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: don't know how you camp be in shock. It's it's
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: pretty crazy, like you're one minute you're racing in NASCAR,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: you're hospitalized and then that's it. And I was like,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: did he You always want to think about, well, he
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: must have had something he didn't you know I have
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: something for a while, right right right, And you know
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: it's like, you know, it's the craziness of life, right,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: you don't know, it's like you never know what it's
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: going to be a lot out. You have to live
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: every day like you're going to die, yeah, because one
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: of the days you'll be right, and you know you
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: might as well enjoy it until till that's it. But man,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: it's right in the middle. It's forty one. You can
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: keep going for many more years in that sport, and
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: you know you don't have to eventually do age out,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: but more time to go. So anyway, Kyle Busch, the
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: big story here, had died at the age of forty one,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: just a couple of days ago, was racing in NASCAR.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: And then that's that's it. They pull the plug and
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: that's all all right on that No, there's no good
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: transition the NFL quarterback. Is it true that enjoys barking
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: like a dog? That would be Josh Allen. Josh Allen
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: did a recent interview and he was asked what annoys
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: his new wife, Alan got married not lot long ago.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Has he's a girl, dad has a baby girl and
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: all that. So Josh Allen said when the thing he
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: was asked what really annoys youry it? And he said
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: when he gets something like a piece of food, like
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: he has a nice, a nice plate of steak and
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: he gets a little piece of the steak on his beard,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: and then his wife will reach over and try to
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: grab the piece of whatever's in his beard because he
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: looks like a pig. And Alan says he always barks
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: and snaps when his wife tries to take a piece
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: of food out of his beard or his mustache, and says,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: you can't, you can't do that. Now, Alan claims that
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: he inherited that habit from his father. I guess is
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: that genetic? Can you inherit barking? I know dogs inherit barking.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Can a human being inherit barking from their parents? Like that?
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Is that how that works?
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: No? I don't know.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know about that. And the from your parents? Yeah,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: was he the hair that you get that from your
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: mom's dad? Is that how you decide what kind of
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: hair you're gonna have? Is that usually how that goes?
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: Or that's what they've been told. But I don't think
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: that's true at least not always.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: No, No, my brothers have you know, they have good heads
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: of hair. I don't what happened. I mean we came
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: from the same set up there, you know, as far
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: as I know. Yeah, I think that might be boll crap. Well,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: how about this. A stripper in Vegas won a million dollars?
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Now did you see this? How did she win a
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: million dollars? Did she win it on like blackjack? Did
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: she win it on a slot machine? No? She won
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: one million dollars. Is talented? The dancer at the ballet
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: She won the Floyd Mayweather lottery. Yeah. So she was
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: a dancer at Floyd Mayweather's jiggle joint in Vegas, and
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Floyd apparently took a liking tour so much so they
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: made Whoopie. They did a little making Whoopie. They went
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: to Poundtown and there was a little kid that popped
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: out of the stripper. And so Mayweather has been ordered
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: by a court and divided to pay one million dollars
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: in addition thirty two thousand dollars a month in child support.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Who needs that much money? That's gonna be a You
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: know how expensive diapers are today? Lareyn wowcept for life. Right,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, and this is the always the thing
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: that the boys complain about. Right, you can be an
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: ugly dude if you're rich, because the payday is insane
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: for you know, the competition. I don't know what happened
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: with that, but thirty two grand a month in child support? God, man,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: that is outstanding. What up? I mean? I'll have Floyd
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Mayweather's baby for thirty two thousand dollars a month? My god,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: sign me up twice, right, you know, come on, Floyd,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: let's get going here. Uh yeah, two, I've got a
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: sixty four thousand a month. That'd be amazing, my god.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: All right, it is the bean Mauser. We'll push back
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: the passing Lebron story, the passing Lebron story. Push that back.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: We do have Mallard of the third degree. Here's the
• 34:31
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• 34:36
  Speaker 1: That's at Ben Malor. So. Dodgers as show Hey, O'tani
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: is now tied with Blank for the lowest batting average
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: allowed for a starter ever with a minimum of five
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: hundred innings pitched in baseball history. Again, the Dodgers A show,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Eotani is now tied with blank for the lowest bat
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: average allowed for a starter ever minimum five hundreds. That's
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: a large sample size, and it's also the insta trivia
• 35:08
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  Speaker 5: Welcome to the show, there, idiots.
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• 36:03
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• 36:38
  Speaker 1: not have a celebrity guest. I reached out to one
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: of the senior members of the Malin Militia. They have
• 36:43
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• 36:45
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• 36:47
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• 36:50
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• 37:00
  Speaker 1: We've got Mallard to the third degree. That'll be coming
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  Speaker 1: up here momentarily. But time now for the Insta Trivia
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: So Dodgers Ay Show. Hey, oh Tony, we are told
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: is now tied with Blank for the lowest batting average
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: allowed for a starter ever minimum five hundred inning pitched,
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: five hundred innings pitch. That goes back to the beginning
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: of earn run average being kept. Burger Man got it right,
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: obviously cheating. That's a bad job by you. Derek Jeter's
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: team of urologists from Rolf Oral Hirscheiser's twin brother. I'm
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: not saying that name, Milkman, Mike, but thank you, thank
• 37:44
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  Speaker 1: Hippolito Antonio Pichardo Balbina. Good name by alf the alien
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  Speaker 1: opineer outstanding. What else do we have? Page dam late
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  Speaker 1: night drugtesser says you are fifth our guest Tommy John
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  Speaker 1: who is eighty three today. There you go. Oh that's cool.
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  Speaker 1: She had Tommy John on again. Tommy was great. I
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  Speaker 1: love Tommy John, the old pitcher who will forever be
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: known in baseball lore because of that operation. It's a
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: real person lives in I don't know if I say
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  Speaker 1: where he lives. He that like Palm Springs area. Joaquin
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Andrew Harr from Mister Irrigation, Buddha from Andy and Lionel Lakes, Minnesota.
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  Speaker 1: Booth bondser A great named by Donkey Sausage. Our friend
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  Speaker 1: Jerry from Rhode Island, going with the entire Red Sox
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  Speaker 1: lineup moose haws from JT. The Wingman outside Knoxville, Tennessee.
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  Speaker 1: Bob Stanley, the steamer from Neil in Fall River. Honus
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  Speaker 1: Wagner gets by, Bill, do you have an answer, Lorena,
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  Speaker 1: biggest bird on the block? Big bird, big bird, big bird?
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  Speaker 1: Bird is the word. No, it's Herb score, Herb scores
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  Speaker 1: the name, and Mallard of the third degree is the game.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: It's how about that to the third degree? I just
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  Speaker 1: said that this.
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  Speaker 3: Is one thing that gets grilled.
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  Speaker 1: Coop oh Loop.
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  Speaker 6: Despite being on a three year playoff drought, the Bengals
• 39:12
  Speaker 6: are favored in fifteen of their seventeen regular season matchups
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  Speaker 6: this year. Ben, is this crazy or is their schedule
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: just that easy?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's an easy schedule, and it doesn't matter if
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: you're favored in May, obviously, right, it doesn't matter if
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: you're favorite in May. You still have to play the games.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: You still have to play the games. And the Bengals
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: are gonna have injuries and all that stuff. So I'm
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: pretty sure they're not going to win fifteen games, although
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: they should be back in the playoffs playing that soft
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: schedule next.
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  Speaker 6: Lane, Kiffin said in a recent interview that if he
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: could do over his departure from Old Miss, that he
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: wouldn't fight to try and stay and coach the Rebels
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: do the college football playoffs. But do you think that
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: would have prevented any of the animosity towards him as
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: he left?
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Lane always says, remember when Lane left Tennessee and they
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: were burning sofas in the street and then of course
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: USC they fired at like the airport or whatever. So
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: it's always something with this guy. There's no good way
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  Speaker 1: to leave, is what I'm trying to say, Coop, Like
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: there's they wanted him to stay at Old Miss. He
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: went inside the conference. So no, there would not have
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: been a good off ramp for Lane Kiff and it
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: would not have mattered too much.
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: Next, Jalen Brown's being linked to the Atlanta Hawks and
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: the LA Clippers as it's being speculated the Celtics will
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: break up their core this summer and an attempt to land
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: the honest. But do you think Jalen Brown is done
• 40:32
  Speaker 6: in Boston?
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  Speaker 1: It certainly feels like the Celtics are going to shake
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: things up here the way they vanished. And again, you
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: know Jason Tatum, if he didn't play in the closeout
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: game against the Sixers. And Hey, if somebody's dumb enough
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: to take the fifth pick in the draft for a
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: guy who's a Finals MVP in Jalen Brown and send
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: him to the Clippers, I'll take him right now. I
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: don't think Jaalen Brown's a perfect player by any means,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: but he's certainly better than the fifth pick in the draft.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: If Boston's dumb enough to do it, how do we
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: do you pass?
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  Speaker 3: This edition?
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  Speaker 1: Fare was going when I went, I went out Mallard
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  Speaker 1: Dinner