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Comic quest Ep 5: Alan Lily's pussy palace · Comic Quest

0:01
SPEAKER_10: Here we are again! We are forced to meet the instraft in the lines of Dungeons and Dragons.
0:11
SPEAKER_10: How are we gonna get back home?
0:13
SPEAKER_10: We don't know.
0:17
SPEAKER_02: Whoa!
0:25
SPEAKER_07: This is Comic Quest.
0:31
SPEAKER_10: Alright, if you're a first-time listener, I would start episode one, but if you're really serious about continuing on, you'll be joining Tom State, who's playing Bill Futler, and Gareth Murch, who is playing Don Baldree, Kate Hammer, who's playing Fanny's Big Wind, and me, Liam, your DM.
0:53
SPEAKER_10: Allo, a little bit of podcast.
0:55
SPEAKER_10: We're going straight into it because Gareth has said he wants this on the record.
0:59
SPEAKER_07: I will pay real life money.
1:03
SPEAKER_07: Real life money to Tom and to Kate if we don't be fucking punning it up today.
1:10
SPEAKER_07: No puns.
1:11
SPEAKER_07: No puns for cash.
1:13
SPEAKER_07: You have to pun the done.
1:16
SPEAKER_07: You have to punch attack.
1:19
SPEAKER_07: See what I just said?
1:20
SPEAKER_07: I take it back.
1:21
SPEAKER_11: Also, it's so wild for the one person who has to pun because he punned so hard to be telling me.
1:28
SPEAKER_07: I realize it's hypocritical.
1:33
SPEAKER_07: You were punning it up a storm.
1:35
SPEAKER_11: I've only punned, I think I only got caught once.
1:38
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, you might have got caught once, but you were punning it up a storm.
1:41
SPEAKER_11: Tom was going out of his way.
1:42
SPEAKER_04: I had a few good ones.
1:44
SPEAKER_07: Because I remember how angry you two both got at me in the first episode, because I was punning it up like and you kept going, shut the fuck up.
1:51
SPEAKER_07: How many times have you met God?
1:53
SPEAKER_07: I've been I've met God once.
1:55
SPEAKER_07: I've met him once, too.
1:56
SPEAKER_10: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:56
SPEAKER_10: So we've both been punning it up.
1:59
SPEAKER_10: It has sustained 13 pun damage in total.
2:03
SPEAKER_10: That seems out of I can't tell you how much.
2:07
SPEAKER_10: Yeah, that's high though.
2:08
SPEAKER_09: That's high.
2:08
SPEAKER_09: I think you're right on the precipice.
2:10
SPEAKER_11: Well, you guys have met God and lied about it.
2:13
SPEAKER_11: Remember, Tom came down lying, all this shit.
2:15
SPEAKER_11: I would maybe it's me, God.
2:17
SPEAKER_07: You don't tell everybody.
2:19
unknown: You look like a fucking lunatic.
2:21
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, you do, to be fair.
2:22
SPEAKER_07: To be fair, it's kind of like with aliens as well.
2:24
SPEAKER_07: You keep it to yourself.
2:25
SPEAKER_11: But we knew, we knew you met God.
2:27
SPEAKER_07: No, you didn't.
2:28
SPEAKER_07: Nobody.
2:29
SPEAKER_07: I just didn't saw you get sucked up into a clone.
2:33
SPEAKER_04: That could mean anything here.
2:35
SPEAKER_07: Oh, beat born lord.
2:36
SPEAKER_07: Tom, if you saw me get sucked up into a clone, you're assuming he's probably chit-chatting with God.
2:42
SPEAKER_01: Or a magician's around.
2:44
SPEAKER_01: Remember, I'm a cruise ship comedian.
2:46
SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah, true.
2:46
SPEAKER_07: It could just be the magnificent Bernardo.
2:49
SPEAKER_07: Of course, it could be you met in Naples.
2:51
SPEAKER_04: Of course.
2:52
SPEAKER_04: On that Mediterranean cruise ship between there and Napoli.
2:57
SPEAKER_10: Right.
2:58
SPEAKER_10: So I'll give I'll give the uh listeners a quick recap of what happened.
3:01
SPEAKER_10: Please recap.
3:03
SPEAKER_10: So what happened was uh you obviously you went down, you defeated Big Toad, you all got we items and stuff like that.
3:09
SPEAKER_10: Then you decided that you wanted to go and get the materials to make so bean can make you weapons and armour and stuff like that.
3:17
SPEAKER_10: So you went out into the beach, Don saw the barrels of beer.
3:21
SPEAKER_10: Yep.
3:22
SPEAKER_10: You went straight for them, you met Ig, the merman, who demanded that you trade him a personal item to give you them, and then laughed in your face, you lost it, and you killed them, and then you came back up, you went to go and drink the barrels of beer.
3:35
SPEAKER_10: Fanny tried to stop you, you said no.
3:38
SPEAKER_10: Sake Fanny.
3:39
SPEAKER_10: And then you rolled a one, which meant something bad had happened to you.
3:42
SPEAKER_10: Barrels of beer were hit and got knocked away into the sea.
3:46
SPEAKER_10: So now you're standing you well, Fanny and Sean and Bill are all standing on the beach.
3:52
SPEAKER_10: I believe you're kneeling on the beach.
3:53
SPEAKER_07: I was just gonna say, did I give a very like uh cinematic out into the beach?
4:01
SPEAKER_10: Yeah, that's cool.
4:02
SPEAKER_10: Don't scream no, there's a foreign language at some going on in the next room.
4:05
SPEAKER_10: Oh yeah, we fucking imagine them.
4:07
SPEAKER_10: It's like that sounds right.
4:08
SPEAKER_07: No, well, that's a sign for it.
4:10
SPEAKER_11: They might want us, they might be like, speak up, you know, I'm gonna write down everything you guys say.
4:15
SPEAKER_11: This is pure English, baby.
4:16
SPEAKER_04: This could be like a big test for them.
4:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, exactly.
4:19
SPEAKER_04: Bring them in.
4:21
SPEAKER_10: So uh the scene that is before you is uh the water was clear, so you can see I's body, uh no blood, it's kind of sinking to the bottom, and you're all on the beach watching Don cry his wee heart now.
4:37
SPEAKER_11: It's crazy that you're crying more for alcohol than you were for the picture of your son on a tricycle.
4:42
SPEAKER_07: Well, that made me angry.
4:44
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
4:44
SPEAKER_07: So I've still got strong emotions in there for him.
4:47
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, but you don't really see your kids anyways.
4:49
SPEAKER_07: That's why I've got the photograph, you piece of shit.
4:52
SPEAKER_07: I want to fight.
4:53
SPEAKER_07: No, no.
4:57
SPEAKER_11: So guys.
4:59
SPEAKER_01: Isn't there a boat around here?
5:00
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's so.
5:01
SPEAKER_04: And and what like like uh while while Don is crying, I turn to Fanny and go, what was uh what were we supposed to find on a boat again?
5:11
SPEAKER_11: Um Fanny goes, let me think about it.
5:13
SPEAKER_11: And then she a voice appears in her head.
5:16
SPEAKER_10: So you're meant to go to the boat to find the materials to give to being the blacksmith so she could purchase weapons and armor.
5:23
SPEAKER_08: That's right.
5:24
SPEAKER_08: Okay, so uh how far is the boat?
5:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, how far is the boat?
5:30
SPEAKER_10: The boat is about a hundred uh about two hundred feet away.
5:34
SPEAKER_11: Can we swim there?
5:36
SPEAKER_10: You could walk, it's like what it's like.
5:39
SPEAKER_10: I'll give you a description of the boat because I've not done that yet.
5:42
SPEAKER_11: Done, get it together.
5:44
SPEAKER_07: We got it together, what an act.
5:47
SPEAKER_07: You're on in five.
5:48
SPEAKER_11: Way to way to really cry for an audio only podcast, you fucking idiot.
5:54
SPEAKER_07: Well, just no, I'm committing here.
5:56
SPEAKER_07: Now I'm just uh I'm letting you guys play that.
5:58
SPEAKER_07: I'm just giving little bits of uh Dawn in the background.
6:03
SPEAKER_11: Yeah, exactly.
6:04
SPEAKER_07: You'll you'll love me in the edit.
6:07
SPEAKER_11: People who are like, God, I wish there was a man crying in the background.
6:10
SPEAKER_10: Well no, you're welcome.
6:12
SPEAKER_10: So uh you see this boat, it's like so the back of the boat, it's like a big kind of pirate ship looking thing.
6:19
SPEAKER_10: The back of the boat is caught on a rock, and you can see water is like and going into the I believe it's called the bow of the boat.
6:26
SPEAKER_10: Uh so it's not sinking, it's kind of just kind of struggling to float, but it is still floating in the water.
6:33
SPEAKER_10: Uh if you just want to move towards it and stuff like that, you can let me know if you just want to have a chat.
6:38
SPEAKER_11: I just a quick regroup of uh I think okay, we're doing well.
6:43
SPEAKER_11: Don, Don, you need to get it together, okay?
6:47
SPEAKER_11: Get it together.
6:47
SPEAKER_11: You got your phone back.
6:50
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
6:51
SPEAKER_01: Get it together.
6:52
SPEAKER_11: That's good.
6:52
SPEAKER_11: I was actually gonna do, I think it's better if he does this.
6:54
SPEAKER_01: Because I'm a littler hand.
6:56
SPEAKER_04: That's such a I'd also prefer it to be Bill.
7:00
SPEAKER_11: If I tried to slap your face, I would just fucking clock your entire head out.
7:03
SPEAKER_11: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
7:04
SPEAKER_07: All right.
7:05
SPEAKER_07: Get it together, Bill.
7:06
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
7:07
SPEAKER_07: All right, all right, all right, all right.
7:08
SPEAKER_07: Oh, okay.
7:10
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, okay.
7:11
SPEAKER_07: Oh, just really thirsty.
7:12
SPEAKER_11: So wait, does did you slap him?
7:14
SPEAKER_07: I don't know.
7:14
SPEAKER_07: Let's find out.
7:15
SPEAKER_07: No, well, you know, we did it.
7:17
SPEAKER_07: He did it with words, you know?
7:19
SPEAKER_11: He raised his hand and you said, okay, okay.
7:25
SPEAKER_10: Uh I was about to ask you all what your passive perception is, uh, but it doesn't matter because the person who needed you to know that has rolled a one.
7:34
SPEAKER_11: So there's a person on board the ship.
7:36
SPEAKER_10: Uh no.
7:37
SPEAKER_10: What happens is there was meant see an eye on a like a kind of eye snark, almost like a snail's eye kind of thing.
7:45
SPEAKER_10: It pops out of the sand and it's staring right at you.
7:49
SPEAKER_10: But it made a proper kind of sound when it came up, so you immediately all your attention is drawn to that.
7:55
SPEAKER_11: How far away is this eye, sa a snail eye?
7:58
SPEAKER_10: It's about uh 30 feet away from you.
8:00
SPEAKER_10: That's quite far.
8:01
SPEAKER_10: We can that's not very much.
8:02
SPEAKER_10: How big is it?
8:03
SPEAKER_10: It's not terrifying.
8:04
SPEAKER_10: It looks it's big enough that you can all see it.
8:05
SPEAKER_10: It's like pressing.
8:06
SPEAKER_10: It's like the end of this table.
8:08
SPEAKER_10: Nah, a bit more.
8:10
SPEAKER_10: You want people, bit more.
8:11
SPEAKER_11: I think we're at a 30-foot table.
8:13
SPEAKER_10: Yeah, yeah.
8:14
SPEAKER_10: We're at a pretty big table, yes.
8:16
SPEAKER_10: I would say it's the size of a football.
8:18
SPEAKER_01: And it's just one eye.
8:20
SPEAKER_10: And it's on like an eye stock.
8:22
SPEAKER_01: I say.
8:23
SPEAKER_01: It's like a periscope eye, kinda.
8:25
SPEAKER_11: Yeah.
8:25
SPEAKER_07: A butt like that eye.
8:27
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
8:27
SPEAKER_07: A snail's eye.
8:28
SPEAKER_07: He's he said it right as well.
8:30
SPEAKER_11: Can we all agree that we may be trying not to kill this one right away?
8:34
SPEAKER_07: Good note.
8:35
SPEAKER_07: Good note.
8:36
SPEAKER_07: I don't know.
8:37
SPEAKER_06: Let's let's do that.
8:38
SPEAKER_07: A lot of my instincts right now are saying run up and kick the eye.
8:41
SPEAKER_07: But good note, I will fight those urges.
8:43
SPEAKER_11: Fanny's gonna approach the eye.
8:45
SPEAKER_07: Oh.
8:46
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
8:46
SPEAKER_07: If she fucking gets to kick this eye, I'm gonna be real annoyed after getting me to not kick it.
8:52
SPEAKER_10: As you are ten feet away from the eye, sand starts to shake.
8:57
SPEAKER_02: Guys, I fucked up.
9:00
SPEAKER_10: We might have to kill this.
9:02
SPEAKER_02: Shit! My perception is that this thing is much bigger than the eye! Fanny!
9:09
SPEAKER_07: Uh, can I roll?
9:10
SPEAKER_07: Oh, hold on.
9:11
SPEAKER_07: Whoa, we don't know what's happened yet.
9:13
SPEAKER_07: The sand starts to shake.
9:15
SPEAKER_07: I don't know if we need to help Fanny.
9:17
SPEAKER_11: It might be okay.
9:19
SPEAKER_08: Sands just shake it.
9:20
SPEAKER_08: Keep going, Liam.
9:21
SPEAKER_10: Okay, so what happens is it starts away.
9:25
SPEAKER_10: What happens is the stands the sand starts to shake, and then you notice like almost like a cone start to appear out the top of the sand, and it keeps going, and then there's a massive eruption, and in front of you is a giant sand castle, and there is a man standing on top of like so if you imagine like Edinburgh Castle, you know how the kind of wall bit that goes around it, he's standing on top of it.
9:51
SPEAKER_10: Uh, he looks very happy, and he waves at you and he goes, Hello!
9:55
SPEAKER_07: How big is this fucking castle?
9:56
SPEAKER_11: I was hoping you were gonna drop a new voice today.
9:59
SPEAKER_11: I am thrilled.
10:01
SPEAKER_11: Hello! That's a good thing.
10:04
SPEAKER_10: It's massive, it's like aye.
10:05
SPEAKER_10: It just takes up the whole beach.
10:07
SPEAKER_10: There's no way to round up.
10:08
SPEAKER_10: Yeah, you're not back, so you're safe.
10:10
SPEAKER_10: It's done no damage to you, but it's now just in front of you.
10:13
SPEAKER_10: And there's a dude up on top.
10:14
SPEAKER_10: Aye.
10:15
SPEAKER_10: Happy Jolly.
10:16
SPEAKER_11: Is the um is the dude good looking?
10:19
SPEAKER_10: A vintage fanny.
10:21
SPEAKER_10: Vintage.
10:22
SPEAKER_10: I'll f I'll we'll fucking roll for hotness, man.
10:25
SPEAKER_10: I would like to roll Fretacious, please.
10:28
SPEAKER_11: I just imbibe check-in constantly.
10:30
SPEAKER_10: He's a seven, but I is at a twenty, so he would be like a three out of ten.
10:34
SPEAKER_10: Oh like an old, old looking guy.
10:38
SPEAKER_04: He's not fuckable for fanny.
10:41
SPEAKER_04: No, definitely.
10:42
SPEAKER_05: A three out of ten, brother.
10:44
SPEAKER_11: Not for anyone.
10:44
SPEAKER_11: Yeah, not for anyone.
10:46
SPEAKER_07: Oh, I'm pansexual.
10:49
SPEAKER_07: I enjoy personalities.
10:51
SPEAKER_07: True.
10:52
SPEAKER_07: You are you are learning.
10:53
SPEAKER_07: I'm learning a lot.
10:54
SPEAKER_07: I'm furry.
10:55
SPEAKER_11: I can't believe I just got schooled by the.
10:57
SPEAKER_07: I'm fur to you.
10:58
SPEAKER_07: I'm really fair to you.
10:59
SPEAKER_07: Well done.
10:59
SPEAKER_07: Thank you.
11:00
SPEAKER_07: That's learned.
11:00
SPEAKER_07: That's that's a lesson well taught.
11:02
SPEAKER_11: And Fanny goes, okay.
11:04
SPEAKER_07: Except if it's an ugly person.
11:06
SPEAKER_11: Everyone's okay.
11:08
SPEAKER_11: And we're back.
11:10
SPEAKER_11: I say, uh, hello, who the hell are you?
11:14
SPEAKER_09: I am Alan Lilly, and this is my pussy palace.
11:19
SPEAKER_09: No, no.
11:21
SPEAKER_07: Ridiculous.
11:22
SPEAKER_08: It looks like a dojo.
11:25
SPEAKER_11: Did you listen to it?
11:27
SPEAKER_08: Yes, I did.
11:28
SPEAKER_08: And I'm also here to say I saw my first season of Traders.
11:33
SPEAKER_07: Oh.
11:35
SPEAKER_07: Let's ditch the DD thing and just do lessons with Tom State.
11:41
SPEAKER_07: Um, yeah, man.
11:42
SPEAKER_11: Wait, go back to Lily Allen.
11:44
SPEAKER_11: What did you think of?
11:45
SPEAKER_11: It was okay.
11:46
SPEAKER_07: It's definitely not for him, is it?
11:48
SPEAKER_07: Let's be honest.
11:49
SPEAKER_07: Like I didn't relate to any of it, except for the guy.
11:52
SPEAKER_07: It made me like David Harbour a bit more.
11:54
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I felt bad today.
11:55
SPEAKER_07: Cool.
11:56
SPEAKER_07: That's cool.
11:57
SPEAKER_07: The one thing He totally didn't want to be married.
12:01
SPEAKER_07: Totally didn't want to be married.
12:04
SPEAKER_07: So did it.
12:05
SPEAKER_11: That's correct.
12:06
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
12:07
SPEAKER_08: Like, if we look at it from his perspective.
12:11
SPEAKER_11: Which why wouldn't you?
12:12
SPEAKER_00: Why wouldn't you?
12:14
SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's so funny.
12:15
SPEAKER_00: Totally didn't want to be married.
12:17
SPEAKER_07: Not at all.
12:18
SPEAKER_00: Not at all.
12:18
SPEAKER_07: I mean very bad husband.
12:21
SPEAKER_11: All right.
12:22
SPEAKER_11: Now we're back.
12:23
SPEAKER_11: I do think listening to that and taking away.
12:27
SPEAKER_07: I would like to hear his album.
12:31
SPEAKER_07: My dick house.
12:33
SPEAKER_05: My dick house.
12:35
SPEAKER_03: My dick house.
12:36
SPEAKER_05: My wife doesn't know about this place.
12:40
SPEAKER_05: I'm a bad husband.
12:41
SPEAKER_05: Bad husband.
12:42
SPEAKER_02: I didn't want to be married.
12:44
SPEAKER_02: Be married.
12:45
SPEAKER_02: I told her it was a no joe.
12:47
SPEAKER_02: No joe.
12:48
SPEAKER_02: She said, no, no.
12:50
SPEAKER_02: No, no.
12:51
SPEAKER_10: Yeah, that'll be a deck dungeon.
12:53
SPEAKER_07: Your dick dungeon.
12:54
SPEAKER_07: I was searching for looking for another D word, but I couldn't get it.
12:58
SPEAKER_07: So I went nouse or whatever.
13:00
SPEAKER_11: I love how when you said searching, you your hand just went lobster climb.
13:03
SPEAKER_11: Yeah, that's how I searched.
13:06
SPEAKER_07: Uh find it.
13:07
SPEAKER_10: Find it.
13:08
SPEAKER_10: So Alan Lilly is in the Pussy Palace.
13:11
SPEAKER_10: Uh he's out in front of you.
13:13
SPEAKER_06: He says, fuck you, stuh.
13:14
SPEAKER_10: No, he's just saying front of you.
13:16
SPEAKER_06: Oh, oh, Jesus.
13:17
SPEAKER_07: I was like going, whoa.
13:19
SPEAKER_07: I like a pussy palace.
13:20
SPEAKER_07: He's not, yeah.
13:21
SPEAKER_07: Liam's not that Scottish.
13:23
SPEAKER_07: Fuck you, fuck you.
13:24
SPEAKER_07: It does sound similar.
13:25
SPEAKER_11: Does the palace, is it quite like vaginal?
13:29
SPEAKER_10: Yeah, there's a lot of kind of there's a lot of well, it's not just fat, it's genitalia based.
13:34
SPEAKER_10: So there's top the tops of like the spires and stuff like that look like ducks.
13:37
SPEAKER_10: They kind of thorin kind of looks quite vaginal.
13:41
SPEAKER_07: Don is staring at the castle as he's wiping away the last tear from his eye, and he does one last snort, and then he has this brain wave.
13:51
SPEAKER_07: Castle.
13:52
SPEAKER_07: Castle.
13:53
SPEAKER_07: Wine, whining castle.
13:55
SPEAKER_07: There'll be booze.
13:55
SPEAKER_07: There'll be booze.
13:56
SPEAKER_07: There will definitely be booze in the castle.
13:58
SPEAKER_07: And Don bows, because he doesn't know the correct etiquette, but he thinks a bow's a safe bet.
14:04
SPEAKER_07: Bows.
14:05
SPEAKER_07: Alan! And does a big bow.
14:08
SPEAKER_07: Did you just do Alan's voice?
14:10
SPEAKER_07: Yes.
14:11
SPEAKER_07: That's yep.
14:11
SPEAKER_07: He absolutely did.
14:12
SPEAKER_07: Ah, hello, Alan.
14:14
SPEAKER_07: Both of them could probably be thinking who that's not who Don sound.
14:18
SPEAKER_07: May we enter your pussy palace?
14:22
SPEAKER_04: He doesn't even know us.
14:25
SPEAKER_07: Alan, it is good to meet you, sir.
14:28
SPEAKER_05: May we get to know each other's acquaintance inside your pussy palace?
14:34
SPEAKER_11: I'm looking to film like what the fuck is happening to go like this crazy deal.
14:46
SPEAKER_05: He's the middle act.
14:49
SPEAKER_11: I like the Bill Futler and I go, uh, I know I'm all for mental health, but this guy is cuckoo banana.
14:57
SPEAKER_10: Uh so Alan Lilly uh Do I have to roll Lilly?
15:01
SPEAKER_07: So conviction?
15:05
SPEAKER_07: I I want to roll something.
15:06
SPEAKER_07: Okay, I thought I did well, but then fucking the judges over there.
15:11
SPEAKER_07: Well, we gotta decide.
15:13
SPEAKER_11: We know what you normally sound like, and you're you're putting on an accent.
15:17
SPEAKER_11: He's just said hello, this is my personal palette.
15:19
SPEAKER_11: You've immediately said, Can I come in?
15:22
SPEAKER_07: So I think he's got booze in there.
15:24
SPEAKER_11: But you haven't told us that.
15:25
SPEAKER_07: Correct, to be fair.
15:26
SPEAKER_07: So you know, you're probably right to think who the fuck's why.
15:29
SPEAKER_07: Well, maybe we should find out who this guy is, man.
15:32
SPEAKER_07: You know what, weirdly, I would like to roll Timon Ace.
15:35
SPEAKER_07: Before raging alcoholic takes us into the pussy palace, which could be a trap.
15:40
SPEAKER_04: This guy's castle just came out of the sand.
15:43
SPEAKER_07: This guy's not then you're thinking about his booze.
15:46
SPEAKER_07: That is how an alcoholic's mind works.
15:49
SPEAKER_04: No, it's not.
15:49
SPEAKER_04: I'm an alcoholic.
15:51
SPEAKER_04: I would be a little freaked out at this point.
15:54
SPEAKER_07: This whole podcast has been a ruse to get Tom to admit that he's an alcoholic.
15:58
SPEAKER_07: We got there, episode four.
16:01
SPEAKER_11: I I I I think I was like, oh my god, Don must be so horny because look at his.
16:06
SPEAKER_11: He's looking at a castle of genitalia and immediately going, can I come in?
16:11
SPEAKER_11: Get in.
16:12
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I want it in.
16:13
SPEAKER_11: And I'm like, oh my god.
16:16
SPEAKER_07: You know what?
16:16
SPEAKER_07: I'm fine being that.
16:17
SPEAKER_07: I'm fine being an alcoholic or a horny bastard.
16:20
SPEAKER_07: Whatever I need to be known as that gets me in this.
16:22
SPEAKER_07: You want to roll intimidation?
16:24
SPEAKER_10: I'm just going to make this clear.
16:26
SPEAKER_06: Already said he was happy, right?
16:28
SPEAKER_10: Al's happy.
16:29
SPEAKER_07: If you feel intimidation, I didn't say Raikate.
16:32
SPEAKER_07: My reasoning for intimidation was I just wanted to try and convince him.
16:36
SPEAKER_07: That would be the most Raquet, performance helped me then.
16:39
SPEAKER_07: What should I pick?
16:40
SPEAKER_10: For persuasion.
16:41
SPEAKER_07: Persuasion.
16:42
SPEAKER_07: Persuasion.
16:43
SPEAKER_10: No persuasion.
16:44
SPEAKER_10: That's the whole thing.
16:46
SPEAKER_10: What did you get?
16:47
SPEAKER_07: I don't want to say.
16:48
SPEAKER_10: I think it was a two, wasn't it?
16:49
SPEAKER_10: It was.
16:50
SPEAKER_10: You got good eyes.
16:50
SPEAKER_10: That's good eyes.
16:51
SPEAKER_07: Oh, God.
16:53
SPEAKER_07: We ain't getting in the ball.
16:55
SPEAKER_07: So there's that.
16:56
SPEAKER_07: You need to do that.
16:58
SPEAKER_11: You fucked this up so hard.
16:59
SPEAKER_11: Alan was just introducing himself, and now you've blocked our way from entering.
17:03
SPEAKER_11: We didn't even.
17:04
SPEAKER_11: Not necessarily.
17:04
SPEAKER_10: Let's hear from Alan.
17:06
SPEAKER_10: So Alan looks at you and he goes, Ah, Don.
17:10
SPEAKER_10: I know that's not how you sound.
17:12
SPEAKER_11: He has.
17:13
SPEAKER_11: He also changed his accent.
17:16
unknown: Alan, do you change the account?
17:16
SPEAKER_11: Alan?
17:17
SPEAKER_11: Alan, do you know all of us?
17:19
SPEAKER_10: Yes, I do, Bill.
17:21
SPEAKER_11: Ah, finally.
17:23
SPEAKER_11: Alan, are you God?
17:25
SPEAKER_07: To some people I might be.
17:28
SPEAKER_07: Alan.
17:28
SPEAKER_07: Oh, Alan.
17:29
SPEAKER_07: How do you Alan?
17:32
SPEAKER_07: Really nice to meet you, Alan.
17:34
SPEAKER_11: It sounds like he's already getting pleased.
17:37
SPEAKER_11: And the pleasure and the pussy.
17:39
SPEAKER_11: Oh, Alan.
17:40
SPEAKER_11: Oh, Alan.
17:40
SPEAKER_11: Oh, Alan.
17:41
SPEAKER_07: Alan.
17:42
SPEAKER_07: Oh, for the love of fuck, Alan.
17:45
SPEAKER_07: You are taking me there, Alan.
17:47
SPEAKER_07: Alan, you're obviously not from this world.
17:51
SPEAKER_01: You're not from Forn Lord.
17:53
SPEAKER_01: I don't feel you're from Forn Lord if you know whatever this town is.
18:00
SPEAKER_06: Last place I remember was the Chuckle Hut.
18:03
SPEAKER_06: Do you know that?
18:03
SPEAKER_11: Chuckle Bucket.
18:04
SPEAKER_06: Chuckle Bucket.
18:05
SPEAKER_06: Have you been to the Chuckle Bucket, Alan?
18:09
SPEAKER_00: No, I I've not been to I've not been.
18:12
SPEAKER_11: Alan, are you a Beatle?
18:14
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
18:16
SPEAKER_00: Where's Ringo, Alan?
18:20
SPEAKER_02: This is John Lennon in the Pussy Palace.
18:24
SPEAKER_07: This is Alan's pussy palace.
18:28
SPEAKER_07: Pretty good.
18:29
SPEAKER_07: Alan's already been five guys.
18:31
SPEAKER_09: I wouldn't worry now about the consistency.
18:34
SPEAKER_09: Bill, I know you're not from this war realm.
18:37
SPEAKER_01: Ah, realm.
18:39
SPEAKER_01: You used the word realm.
18:40
SPEAKER_01: Write that down.
18:41
SPEAKER_01: So we're from another realm.
18:44
SPEAKER_07: Realms.
18:44
SPEAKER_07: I'm just gonna Alan said.
18:46
SPEAKER_06: And how do you know?
18:48
SPEAKER_06: Thank you for acknowledging that, Alan.
18:50
SPEAKER_06: And and how do you know that we're not from this realm?
18:55
SPEAKER_10: I know you are not from this realm, Don.
18:58
SPEAKER_10: I wish it felt sorry.
19:00
SPEAKER_10: My name's Bill Al.
19:02
SPEAKER_09: I know you are not from this realm, Bill, because I know of many things.
19:06
SPEAKER_01: But you didn't know his name?
19:09
SPEAKER_01: That's very interesting, Alan.
19:11
SPEAKER_04: Um, Al, uh, why the Pussy Palace then?
19:16
SPEAKER_09: This is my Dominion.
19:18
SPEAKER_09: Your Dominion.
19:19
SPEAKER_04: Look that word up.
19:20
SPEAKER_07: I I think he meant to say domain.
19:22
SPEAKER_11: I think I think also Dominion works, but it's just realm again.
19:27
SPEAKER_11: It's kind of realm.
19:28
SPEAKER_11: Or is this the PC place?
19:30
SPEAKER_01: Alan, why did you I saw a little I pop up and then you came up?
19:35
SPEAKER_01: Why are you even here, Al?
19:41
SPEAKER_01: Are you from this realm, Al?
19:44
SPEAKER_10: Yes, I'm from this realm.
19:47
SPEAKER_11: You thought he might be from the Chuggle Bucket?
19:49
SPEAKER_08: I'm I'm a little curious on why I know how he knows all our names.
19:52
SPEAKER_08: Like that's that's good.
19:54
SPEAKER_08: That's good.
19:55
SPEAKER_08: Well, well, okay.
19:56
SPEAKER_08: That's the one question you have to ask Al.
19:59
SPEAKER_01: How do you know all our names then?
20:01
SPEAKER_09: I've been watching you.
20:02
SPEAKER_09: I found you all very intriguing.
20:05
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you saw us come in from the beach.
20:07
SPEAKER_09: Yes.
20:08
SPEAKER_01: Did you see him kiss the fish?
20:11
SPEAKER_09: You didn't kiss a fish.
20:14
SPEAKER_09: I would have noticed that.
20:15
SPEAKER_09: That's kind of my fish.
20:16
SPEAKER_09: Did you kiss a fish?
20:17
SPEAKER_09: I'm glad we put that rumor to be.
20:20
SPEAKER_11: Well, this just brings up that you remain jealous of Don and the fish person.
20:25
SPEAKER_07: You keep bringing it up.
20:26
SPEAKER_07: You love it.
20:28
SPEAKER_07: You love it.
20:29
SPEAKER_07: Why are you so obsessed with me?
20:31
SPEAKER_11: I don't like out of no, it's so long ago now, and then you're like, hey, you watched us?
20:36
SPEAKER_01: Did you see him in the I'm just asking where in the timeline has it?
20:41
SPEAKER_04: Did you watch us?
20:43
SPEAKER_04: Al, did you see us appear?
20:45
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
20:46
SPEAKER_04: Al, how long have you been on this beach?
20:48
SPEAKER_04: Are you homeless, Al?
20:50
SPEAKER_11: He's standing in his home.
20:52
SPEAKER_08: I've been a palace, Billy.
20:54
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, but you're also a beach palace.
20:56
SPEAKER_11: Alan, can you help us get made out of sand?
20:58
SPEAKER_11: Can you help us get back home?
21:00
SPEAKER_11: We're not from here.
21:01
SPEAKER_11: We're from the Chuckle Aberdeen Chuckle Bucket.
21:04
SPEAKER_09: Uh no, I can't do that.
21:06
SPEAKER_09: Uh what I can offer you is my pussy palace, or it can be a dojo.
21:14
SPEAKER_11: So why would we what is to sleep in?
21:17
SPEAKER_10: So my offer to you is you can either come in and do some tasks for me.
21:23
SPEAKER_07: I am all for the tasks.
21:25
SPEAKER_07: What about the pirate ship?
21:28
SPEAKER_07: That's sinking.
21:29
SPEAKER_11: No, but we needed to make weapons to get out.
21:33
SPEAKER_07: Or we go into the pussy palace, do some tasks.
21:37
SPEAKER_07: Well, if it's a trap.
21:38
SPEAKER_07: Look how charming he is.
21:40
SPEAKER_07: He already knows our names.
21:41
SPEAKER_07: That's weird enough as it is.
21:43
SPEAKER_11: I have a feeling that Don Don has ulterior motives for going in the Pussy Palace to the side.
21:48
SPEAKER_07: No, I don't want to fuck the guy.
21:49
SPEAKER_07: I want to drink him dry.
21:51
SPEAKER_05: Well, that's that sounded sexual.
21:53
SPEAKER_05: That's sounded that sounded way more sexual than I wanted to.
21:57
SPEAKER_05: I want to drink.
21:58
SPEAKER_05: Both of those things are fucking somewhat.
22:00
SPEAKER_04: You serve drinks in the Pussy Pala in the d in your dojo.
22:05
SPEAKER_01: Do you uh do you do you have drinks in there?
22:08
SPEAKER_09: No, uh the Pussy Palace is an alcohol free place because I'm worried about consent.
22:14
SPEAKER_07: Will you go for he's trying Oh he is horny.
22:18
SPEAKER_07: He is horny.
22:19
SPEAKER_07: He's trying to he's so trying to finger us.
22:23
SPEAKER_11: You know what?
22:24
SPEAKER_11: I think actually I'm feeling more pansexual.
22:28
SPEAKER_11: Alan seems like a good guy.
22:30
SPEAKER_07: I have a phenomenal question.
22:31
SPEAKER_07: I have a phenomenal question.
22:33
SPEAKER_04: She got turned on by the fact that he actually cares about consent.
22:37
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
22:38
SPEAKER_07: That's awesome.
22:39
SPEAKER_07: Alan.
22:41
SPEAKER_07: Alan, how many bottles of baby oil do you have in this pussy palace?
22:47
SPEAKER_07: As many as you need, Don.
22:48
SPEAKER_05: He's diddy.
22:49
SPEAKER_05: He's diddy.
22:50
SPEAKER_05: He's diddy.
22:50
SPEAKER_05: Let's get out of here.
22:51
SPEAKER_05: He's totally did it.
22:53
SPEAKER_05: Let's get the fuck out of here.
22:56
SPEAKER_07: This is a this is Puff Gardy S.
22:58
SPEAKER_11: Alan, why would we why would we come in your pussy palace?
23:02
SPEAKER_10: I can ear offer you mastery of a weapon in the dojo.
23:07
SPEAKER_10: So uh so if you look at I've put your infantries in, they all have a thing under them at your weapons that say mastery.
23:14
SPEAKER_10: That means that that gets added to it if you master that weapon.
23:17
SPEAKER_10: So Alan's offering to take you into the dojo part of the palace and teach you how to master one of your weapons, or you can come into the pussy palace and answer one of my riddles, and then I will give you a magical artifact.
23:31
SPEAKER_09: Who doesn't love a riddle?
23:33
SPEAKER_11: Alan, why do you want to help us?
23:35
SPEAKER_11: Like, this is quite, you know, what do you get out of this?
23:38
SPEAKER_11: You put cameras in the bathrooms?
23:40
SPEAKER_10: No, because I'm into that.
23:43
SPEAKER_11: I just want to know.
23:44
SPEAKER_10: Nostinless, you sign the consent form.
23:47
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
23:48
SPEAKER_10: Um is a horny old bastard, and I love it.
23:51
SPEAKER_01: And nobody else is with him.
23:52
SPEAKER_01: So why do you got a pussy palace if you're there all alone?
23:55
SPEAKER_07: Because he's trying to get us in the pussy palace to fuck us.
23:58
SPEAKER_07: Has anybody else come into the pussy palace?
24:00
SPEAKER_07: People come, people go.
24:03
SPEAKER_11: Alan, have you ever been married?
24:06
SPEAKER_10: I don't believe in monogamy.
24:08
SPEAKER_11: Oh, of course he's one of those guys.
24:12
SPEAKER_11: Okay.
24:12
SPEAKER_11: Um polyamorous or like uh ethical non-monogamy.
24:17
SPEAKER_07: Uh ethical non-monogamy.
24:18
SPEAKER_07: What's ethical on monogamy?
24:20
SPEAKER_07: We don't have time.
24:21
SPEAKER_07: We don't have time.
24:22
SPEAKER_07: Next tomorrow, next lesson.
24:23
SPEAKER_07: We will get there.
24:24
SPEAKER_07: We will get there.
24:25
SPEAKER_07: We don't have time.
24:26
SPEAKER_04: That sounds like something that's cool.
24:28
SPEAKER_07: Alan.
24:29
SPEAKER_07: I mean ethical.
24:30
SPEAKER_07: You throw ethical in the code.
24:31
SPEAKER_07: Oh no, it's cool.
24:32
SPEAKER_07: It's cool.
24:32
SPEAKER_07: It's cool.
24:33
SPEAKER_07: What's unethical?
24:34
SPEAKER_07: They're all racist, the unethical ones.
24:36
SPEAKER_07: Alan.
24:38
SPEAKER_07: Quick question.
24:40
SPEAKER_07: Quick question.
24:41
SPEAKER_07: Quick question.
24:42
SPEAKER_07: Yes.
24:43
SPEAKER_07: Can we talk as a three to decide if we're going to come into your PP?
24:47
SPEAKER_07: Of course.
24:48
SPEAKER_07: Thank you, Alan.
24:49
SPEAKER_07: Give us two minutes.
24:50
SPEAKER_11: I think PPD, Pussy Palace Dojo.
24:52
SPEAKER_07: Can we talk as a three to discuss if we want to come in your PPD?
24:56
SPEAKER_07: Of course.
24:57
SPEAKER_07: Thank you, Alan.
24:58
SPEAKER_07: We'll be two minutes out.
24:59
SPEAKER_04: I think I'm gonna might go for the riddle.
25:01
SPEAKER_07: Right.
25:01
SPEAKER_07: Team, huddle up.
25:03
SPEAKER_11: I think it'd be good if we master something.
25:05
SPEAKER_07: Oh, I really want to master some stuff and I want to crack a riddle.
25:08
SPEAKER_11: Yeah.
25:09
SPEAKER_07: So I'm all for going in this.
25:11
SPEAKER_07: And also, I kind of want to fuck.
25:13
SPEAKER_07: So we should go in.
25:14
SPEAKER_07: We should go in.
25:15
SPEAKER_02: I'm not only yet.
25:17
SPEAKER_07: Let's just see what happens.
25:19
SPEAKER_07: Look.
25:19
SPEAKER_07: I'm a half-ling, right?
25:20
SPEAKER_07: I'm a little guy, yeah?
25:22
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, you'll see.
25:22
SPEAKER_07: Do you just say I'm an athlete?
25:24
SPEAKER_07: No, half-ling.
25:26
SPEAKER_07: Well, we're talking about I'm an athlete, right?
25:29
SPEAKER_07: Oh no.
25:30
SPEAKER_07: Like I'm is he human?
25:32
SPEAKER_07: Is he human?
25:33
SPEAKER_04: Uh he from what you can tell, he was it his eye that came out of the sand?
25:38
SPEAKER_10: Clearly, so you maybe maybe as it's up to you.
25:43
SPEAKER_04: He's got one eye that pokes out of the sand.
25:45
SPEAKER_04: That's cool.
25:46
SPEAKER_11: Who knows where that could go?
25:48
SPEAKER_11: You know?
25:50
SPEAKER_11: Who knows if that could be used for?
25:52
SPEAKER_07: Well, it could be used, I don't know, to check your rectum.
25:55
SPEAKER_11: Exactly.
25:57
SPEAKER_07: That's probably plan A.
26:01
SPEAKER_11: Do a little prostate check while you're in there.
26:03
SPEAKER_07: Maybe I say we go in because Well, let's take a vote.
26:07
SPEAKER_07: Let's take a vote.
26:08
SPEAKER_07: Let's take a vote.
26:09
SPEAKER_07: All in favor of entering the PPD, raise your hand now.
26:13
SPEAKER_11: Fanny raises her hand.
26:14
SPEAKER_07: In an audio format, this is the best way to do voting.
26:18
SPEAKER_07: Just so everyone is clear, three hands went up.
26:20
SPEAKER_07: And Don raised it.
26:22
SPEAKER_07: Sean raises his hand as well.
26:23
SPEAKER_07: Alright.
26:25
SPEAKER_07: I keep forgetting you're here.
26:26
SPEAKER_07: I keep forgetting you're here.
26:28
SPEAKER_01: Uh, excuse me.
26:29
SPEAKER_01: Sean's with me.
26:30
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so.
26:31
SPEAKER_07: Who knew his surname was Michaels?
26:33
SPEAKER_07: I did not know that.
26:34
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I did not know.
26:35
SPEAKER_07: That's the wrestler.
26:36
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, the HB.
26:37
SPEAKER_07: Is he HBK?
26:38
SPEAKER_07: But he's not a heartbreak kid, is he?
26:39
SPEAKER_07: He's not a heartbreak kid.
26:40
SPEAKER_07: Just a sexy boy.
26:42
SPEAKER_03: Ugly boy.
26:44
SPEAKER_07: I'm not your boy, toy.
26:46
SPEAKER_05: That's the wall.
26:47
SPEAKER_10: Shawn Michaels and Wrestler.
26:49
SPEAKER_07: Nice.
26:49
SPEAKER_11: I was just I loving it for the pure entertainment value.
26:53
SPEAKER_07: Well, for that, I mean, I can't take credit for that.
26:55
SPEAKER_07: That's Shawn Michaels.
26:56
SPEAKER_07: That is Sean.
26:58
SPEAKER_07: So you're going out to the pussy palace?
27:00
SPEAKER_07: We would love to, Alan.
27:02
SPEAKER_06: Lower the draw, bitch.
27:04
SPEAKER_06: For we wish to visit your pussy palace.
27:08
SPEAKER_11: Does the like sand come gather us up or something?
27:11
SPEAKER_11: No.
27:11
SPEAKER_07: What happens is Yeah, you said sand come.
27:15
SPEAKER_07: You can't pretend you didn't say sand come.
27:17
SPEAKER_11: Does the sand come gather us up?
27:19
SPEAKER_07: No, no, no.
27:20
SPEAKER_07: Does the sand come gather us?
27:24
SPEAKER_07: That's how you said it.
27:25
SPEAKER_10: Does the sand come?
27:27
SPEAKER_10: Is it coming?
27:28
SPEAKER_10: So uh what happens is uh the sand basically starts to sink down where Alan Stalin standing up and I think it's the rampart starts to send it.
27:37
SPEAKER_11: Did you say Alan Stalin?
27:39
SPEAKER_11: He did.
27:39
SPEAKER_10: He for sure.
27:40
SPEAKER_11: Oh no, is Alan secretly Joseph Stalin?
27:43
SPEAKER_10: I thought he was Diddy.
27:44
SPEAKER_10: He's so much worse.
27:46
SPEAKER_10: So when he's standing, uh the stand basically sinks down, he sinks down and he's sinks down and then he just appears at the door and he opens the door and he goes, Come in.
27:56
SPEAKER_11: I'd come in.
28:01
SPEAKER_01: Take the lead, Sean.
28:02
SPEAKER_01: And I want to follow Sean in in case it's a trap.
28:07
SPEAKER_01: It's a trap.
28:08
SPEAKER_01: Sean always good idea.
28:09
SPEAKER_07: Push Sean to the front.
28:11
SPEAKER_10: Good idea.
28:11
SPEAKER_10: Sean.
28:12
SPEAKER_10: If anything's gonna fucking happen, it's gonna happen to you.
28:14
SPEAKER_10: Sean walks past Alan.
28:16
SPEAKER_10: Alan goes, ooh, ugly.
28:20
SPEAKER_11: And I say, yes, but Sean has killed most of the things we've been battling, and it's been it's now lore that he has really big thumbs.
28:30
SPEAKER_07: And he's actually a pretty nice guy once you look past his horse.
28:33
SPEAKER_07: He is ugly.
28:33
SPEAKER_07: I walk by Allah.
28:35
SPEAKER_07: He's fucking ugly.
28:36
SPEAKER_07: No, he's ugly.
28:36
SPEAKER_07: I like him.
28:37
SPEAKER_07: No one can lie.
28:38
SPEAKER_07: He's by the way, you're not exactly handsome.
28:42
SPEAKER_11: Alan, just to be clear, we know Sean is a butt's face.
28:45
SPEAKER_11: We've been over this, but I'm the most beautiful of the group.
28:49
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
28:50
SPEAKER_01: Of course.
28:50
SPEAKER_07: Never ruled for that to decide.
28:52
SPEAKER_07: Well, 14.
28:53
SPEAKER_07: 14, please.
28:54
SPEAKER_07: If I know, if I know Tom, I will have been in the character development.
28:58
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
28:58
SPEAKER_11: Should we roll for who's the most beautiful out of all?
29:01
SPEAKER_07: If you want to all rule for what's going on.
29:02
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, but charisma says who's the most beautiful.
29:04
SPEAKER_07: Charisma is never beautiful.
29:06
SPEAKER_07: It does.
29:07
SPEAKER_07: No, no, not at all.
29:08
SPEAKER_07: It does.
29:08
SPEAKER_07: Disagree.
29:09
SPEAKER_07: Disagree.
29:09
SPEAKER_07: Not at all.
29:10
SPEAKER_02: D20?
29:10
SPEAKER_10: Yeah, D20.
29:11
SPEAKER_10: Everybody wrote D20.
29:12
SPEAKER_04: Oh, what do you got?
29:13
SPEAKER_04: Oh, 14.
29:14
SPEAKER_04: What's your charisma?
29:15
SPEAKER_04: Plus two.
29:16
SPEAKER_04: Mine is okay.
29:17
SPEAKER_04: We're about the same, but fucking.
29:18
SPEAKER_04: 13.
29:19
SPEAKER_04: 13.
29:20
SPEAKER_04: See, he's obviously below.
29:22
SPEAKER_11: Charisma.
29:22
SPEAKER_07: But I think, you know, it's going to find out who's and I'm going to fucking show you ugly bastards.
29:30
unknown: Oh, fuck.
29:31
SPEAKER_07: What do I have to be?
29:32
SPEAKER_07: I didn't like either of those noises.
29:34
SPEAKER_07: Those were both bad noises.
29:37
SPEAKER_07: Ho ho ho! Sixteen.
29:40
SPEAKER_07: Seven.
29:41
SPEAKER_07: Seven.
29:41
SPEAKER_07: So you're as ugly as Alan.
29:43
SPEAKER_07: What?
29:45
SPEAKER_07: What'd you get?
29:46
SPEAKER_07: Are you more ugly than Bill?
29:50
SPEAKER_11: I don't think I would like to be rolled, please.
29:53
SPEAKER_07: Did you get a two?
29:54
SPEAKER_11: Yeah.
29:55
SPEAKER_11: I got a two.
29:57
SPEAKER_07: Sixteen.
29:57
SPEAKER_07: Oh, so little old alcoholic red-nosed Don Bultry.
30:03
SPEAKER_10: It was actually beautiful.
30:04
SPEAKER_10: Canonically now, Fanny is as ugly as Sean.
30:09
SPEAKER_11: Oh, this is a rough one for me.
30:11
SPEAKER_10: Why do we have to roll for that?
30:12
SPEAKER_11: Yeah.
30:13
SPEAKER_11: I mean, look, I this is why she's been so horny for Sean because actually she's been doing exactly her level.
30:19
SPEAKER_07: The thing is, beauty is it just doesn't come to everyone as easily.
30:24
SPEAKER_07: You know, I wake up early, I moisturize, I take care of myself.
30:27
SPEAKER_07: And maybe you guys, you know, you are an alcoholic.
30:30
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I'm taking the rat out of my bag and I want him to bite Don's face.
30:36
SPEAKER_07: I'm taking a rat out of my bag and I want him to eat Don's face.
30:42
SPEAKER_07: Make that ugly.
30:43
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
30:44
SPEAKER_07: I'm gonna carve him up when he goes to sleep at night.
30:46
SPEAKER_11: Is Fanny's ugliness like like Nanny McPhee, where it's like she's got like a mole and a some a pair of glasses, but when she takes off her glasses and she's actually beautiful?
30:55
SPEAKER_07: No, I think no, no, it's not that.
30:57
SPEAKER_07: It's more just of an inherent people look at you and uh are fighting.
31:04
SPEAKER_11: But guys, please, does she have big knockers or something?
31:07
SPEAKER_07: Tiny tesli.
31:09
SPEAKER_04: Actually, they're both uneven.
31:12
SPEAKER_04: Lots of one is bigger than the other for some reason.
31:17
SPEAKER_04: Noticeably, noticeably.
31:19
SPEAKER_11: Yeah, the left because I was like, I was always a little guy.
31:23
SPEAKER_04: Nobody thinks little people are beautiful anyway.
31:26
SPEAKER_11: No, Donk, he's the same height as Donk.
31:27
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, also small.
31:28
SPEAKER_07: He could be a short king.
31:29
SPEAKER_07: Huh?
31:30
SPEAKER_07: A short king?
31:31
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, like a Stephen Buchanan.
31:33
SPEAKER_07: He's my short king.
31:34
SPEAKER_07: I don't understand.
31:36
SPEAKER_11: A short king is someone who is small of stature, but like hot, powerful.
31:40
SPEAKER_07: Like oh, like Kevin Hart.
31:42
SPEAKER_11: Sure.
31:43
SPEAKER_07: He could be a kid.
31:45
SPEAKER_07: So I'm a short king.
31:46
SPEAKER_07: No, we can't argue that.
31:47
SPEAKER_07: Kevin Hart is for sure a short king.
31:48
SPEAKER_07: Sure.
31:49
SPEAKER_11: I don't know his height.
31:50
SPEAKER_11: That was what that sure was.
31:51
SPEAKER_07: Oh, he's so smart.
31:53
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
31:53
SPEAKER_07: He's like five two.
31:55
SPEAKER_07: Tiny, but a lot of money.
31:56
SPEAKER_11: And you know, and then I'd be like that's someone I walk up to.
32:00
SPEAKER_11: Smiles!
32:01
SPEAKER_07: Great smile.
32:03
SPEAKER_07: I was grossed out by Fanny.
32:04
SPEAKER_10: Well, he's grossed out by most of his set.
32:09
SPEAKER_06: But I got charisma.
32:11
SPEAKER_11: I got charisma too.
32:12
SPEAKER_07: We've all got charisma.
32:14
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
32:15
SPEAKER_11: All right.
32:16
SPEAKER_01: Lowest number of charisma.
32:18
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
32:18
SPEAKER_01: Hey, uh, what's what so where where where should we go?
32:22
SPEAKER_10: So you're you're now in the entrance hall of as Pussy Palace.
32:25
SPEAKER_10: It's entirely made out of sand.
32:27
SPEAKER_10: Every part of this is made of sand.
32:29
SPEAKER_10: So it's like, have you ever seen Beauty and the Beast?
32:32
SPEAKER_04: I believe I have.
32:34
SPEAKER_10: It's like the entrance hall.
32:35
SPEAKER_07: Beauty and they're standing right in front of me.
32:39
SPEAKER_00: Ding ding.
32:40
SPEAKER_10: So it's like a big entrance hall, big staircase coming down to from both sides and then meeting in the middle.
32:46
SPEAKER_10: It's a big, lovely entrance hall.
32:48
SPEAKER_10: It's lovely.
32:49
SPEAKER_01: Uh Al, by the way, uh, how do you get this castle anyway?
32:52
SPEAKER_01: Is it all made of sand?
32:53
SPEAKER_10: It's all made of sand, yeah.
32:54
SPEAKER_09: Are you like a magician or something?
32:56
SPEAKER_09: I'm many things too many people.
32:58
SPEAKER_09: Why are you so cryptic, Al?
33:00
SPEAKER_09: Because I like my riddles.
33:02
SPEAKER_09: Ooh, okay.
33:03
SPEAKER_09: Hit us with a riddle.
33:04
SPEAKER_06: No, we well, we got we don't even know what the let's rush into it.
33:09
SPEAKER_11: Let's rush into it.
33:09
SPEAKER_11: Yeah, yeah.
33:10
SPEAKER_07: You picked up a riddle.
33:11
SPEAKER_07: I want to know what the riddle is.
33:12
SPEAKER_07: And if we because if you solve it, can you say if we solve a riddle, we get a magic item?
33:15
SPEAKER_07: Or did he actually say that?
33:17
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, he did, yeah.
33:18
SPEAKER_11: He literally did.
33:19
SPEAKER_01: No, he he said that she solved it.
33:22
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
33:22
SPEAKER_01: Why do you want first of all, why do you want to give us a magic item anyway?
33:25
SPEAKER_11: I don't, I think we should just trust it now that we're in.
33:28
SPEAKER_09: It's fun for me.
33:29
SPEAKER_09: I've been watching you.
33:30
SPEAKER_09: You're entertaining.
33:32
SPEAKER_07: We're entertaining.
33:33
SPEAKER_09: Can I put that on my poster?
33:36
SPEAKER_07: Entertaining.
33:37
SPEAKER_07: Creepy owl.
33:38
SPEAKER_07: Creepy owl.
33:40
SPEAKER_07: One eye owl.
33:41
SPEAKER_07: Sex radical.
33:44
SPEAKER_11: I can't believe I'm having to readjust my whole identity.
33:47
SPEAKER_11: My quote on my poster is not much of a looker, but you'll laugh.
33:51
SPEAKER_01: Do we each get a riddle, or do you give us one riddle per person?
33:55
SPEAKER_10: Yeah, so everybody gets one riddle each if you want to do the riddle stuff, or you could do the dojo stuff and he'll explain the dojo stuff for the floor.
34:01
SPEAKER_10: Can we do both?
34:02
SPEAKER_10: Or do we have the other one?
34:03
SPEAKER_10: No, you have to do it.
34:03
SPEAKER_10: It's one of you one or other.
34:05
SPEAKER_11: Oh, I either get to master or I get the riddle.
34:07
SPEAKER_01: What does it mean to master a weapon?
34:09
SPEAKER_10: So when you master a weapon, it you see your weapons have a thing on them, so it'll be like OPO or SAT.
34:16
SPEAKER_10: And then so when you so if you used your uh crossbow, I think your crossbow is slow.
34:22
SPEAKER_10: If you hit someone with your crossbow, they would then get hit by the slow property, which means they would slow down, all their movements would slow down and stuff like that.
34:30
SPEAKER_10: Ah, okay.
34:30
SPEAKER_10: But you only get that if you master the weapon.
34:33
SPEAKER_11: I'm going to hello Alan.
34:35
SPEAKER_11: It's me.
34:39
SPEAKER_11: One one breast swinging away, the other just a jiggle.
34:44
SPEAKER_11: Um, I would like to master.
34:46
SPEAKER_11: I I would like to master my quarter staff, please.
34:50
SPEAKER_10: Okay.
34:50
SPEAKER_10: For that, I'm going to have to train you.
34:52
SPEAKER_10: And for that, we're going to have to wrestle.
34:54
SPEAKER_11: Okay.
34:55
SPEAKER_10: Oh, Fanny is loving this.
34:58
SPEAKER_03: Oh, really?
35:01
SPEAKER_11: Do you want me to sign a consent form?
35:03
SPEAKER_11: Or yes.
35:04
SPEAKER_10: Uh a little sa a butler made entirely of sand form appears in front of you with a consent form made of sand and he hands you a sand pen.
35:12
SPEAKER_11: Let me, and I read over really quick.
35:15
SPEAKER_07: So watching it.
35:16
SPEAKER_07: In fact, I'd bet you five bucks.
35:19
SPEAKER_07: Let's start betting how it's gonna go.
35:21
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
35:22
SPEAKER_11: Penny holds up her paper and kind of goes, Hey guys, uh, I hope if we fail, we don't get turned into one of these sand butlers.
35:28
SPEAKER_04: Is there a sand butler?
35:30
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
35:30
SPEAKER_07: His buttons made entirely of sand.
35:32
SPEAKER_07: I also I want on record, I also did not fucking catch the sand butler.
35:37
SPEAKER_11: I didn't fucking it's because you guys were like, yeah, let's start thinking.
35:41
SPEAKER_07: He's a magician.
35:42
SPEAKER_04: He has to be a magician.
35:43
SPEAKER_04: And he's got magic items.
35:46
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
35:46
SPEAKER_04: So that would mean he's got like he's a cool friend to have.
35:49
SPEAKER_11: I just want us to be aware that that we might, um, if we don't watch ourselves and have each other's backs, that we might be trapped in this pussy palace made of sand forever.
35:58
SPEAKER_11: That's a fear I'm bringing up.
36:00
SPEAKER_11: Would that be the worst?
36:02
SPEAKER_11: Dude, there's no alcohol in here.
36:04
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, we gotta get out of here.
36:05
SPEAKER_05: What am I doing?
36:06
SPEAKER_11: Okay, I've signed the consent form.
36:08
SPEAKER_11: Thank you, Alan.
36:09
SPEAKER_11: And I would like to master the quarter staff now and wrestle you.
36:14
SPEAKER_10: Okay.
36:14
SPEAKER_10: Uh so um Fanny starts undressing.
36:17
SPEAKER_11: I assume it's nude wrestling.
36:18
SPEAKER_00: Oh, no, no, stop it.
36:22
SPEAKER_10: Uh so it's not nude wrestling.
36:24
SPEAKER_10: So uh a massive kind of wrestling ring appears in front of you.
36:27
SPEAKER_10: Uh-huh.
36:28
SPEAKER_10: Uh disappeared.
36:29
SPEAKER_01: This is all normal there, bro.
36:30
SPEAKER_10: It's sand.
36:31
SPEAKER_07: It's all just fucking dungeons and dragons, Tom.
36:34
SPEAKER_07: Of course this is normal.
36:35
SPEAKER_07: We're we are We just killed a big toad.
36:38
SPEAKER_07: You didn't say this once.
36:40
SPEAKER_07: Well, now it's a 50-foot toad, and you're like, did it.
36:45
SPEAKER_07: A fucking castle made up a bit of sand, and you're like, guys, why are we not quite?
36:49
SPEAKER_07: Start reaching into my bag for a rat.
36:52
SPEAKER_11: I was like 30 seconds ago, you wanted to pull a magic rat out of a bag.
36:56
SPEAKER_11: Exactly.
36:56
SPEAKER_11: And you're fine with that.
36:57
SPEAKER_07: Fine, fine.
36:58
SPEAKER_07: It's all normal.
36:59
SPEAKER_07: But Lars Well, this is just absurd.
37:01
SPEAKER_11: And he starts oiling up for the wrestling match.
37:04
SPEAKER_10: Okay.
37:04
SPEAKER_10: Uh so we're gonna say this is like classic WWE uh wrestling, so you're gonna have to make an entrance.
37:11
SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
37:11
SPEAKER_10: Uh I'm gonna get you to roll three things.
37:14
SPEAKER_10: So cool.
37:15
SPEAKER_10: This is right up my arm.
37:16
SPEAKER_10: So between you and Alan, you're basically competing now.
37:19
SPEAKER_10: Whoever wins this.
37:20
SPEAKER_10: If you beat Alan in this wrestling thing, you will gain the mastery.
37:23
SPEAKER_10: If not, you don't.
37:24
SPEAKER_10: So you're rolling against Alan.
37:26
SPEAKER_10: So you can do it.
37:28
SPEAKER_08: Oil up.
37:29
SPEAKER_07: Oil up, two tit.
37:36
SPEAKER_07: That's like going, fuck you, two eyes.
37:39
SPEAKER_07: Well, I did it.
37:40
SPEAKER_07: I did it.
37:41
SPEAKER_07: It happened.
37:43
SPEAKER_07: I'm not even taking it back.
37:45
SPEAKER_07: Thank you.
37:46
SPEAKER_11: It's actually the nicest thing you've said to me, Bill.
37:48
SPEAKER_07: Oil up.
37:48
SPEAKER_07: Thank you.
37:49
SPEAKER_07: You're welcome.
37:49
SPEAKER_07: Oil up, two knees.
37:51
SPEAKER_07: Two knees.
37:53
SPEAKER_10: So um your entrance, uh, you you've got to make a big WWE entrance.
37:58
SPEAKER_10: How do you want to do that?
38:00
SPEAKER_11: Um, great.
38:01
SPEAKER_11: Without having watched any WWE, uh, the the lights go pitch black.
38:06
SPEAKER_11: A spotlight appears uh on a door.
38:08
SPEAKER_11: Where is she?
38:09
SPEAKER_11: What?
38:10
SPEAKER_11: Oh, suddenly, boom, another door right beside.
38:13
SPEAKER_11: I burst out through the sand uh with uh fire behind me.
38:17
SPEAKER_11: It doesn't touch me though, even though I'm very oily.
38:20
SPEAKER_11: Boom, the fire is all around me.
38:22
SPEAKER_11: Uh little like fireworks, like the lights go down again.
38:29
SPEAKER_11: Boom, I'm somewhere else, and the lights go back on.
38:32
SPEAKER_11: And then I'm on a rope and I swing uh from like a high window and I swing above the wrestling thing and back forth the lights go off again.
38:40
SPEAKER_11: Where the fuck is she?
38:44
SPEAKER_11: I'm somewhere else.
38:45
SPEAKER_11: The lights go on.
38:47
SPEAKER_11: There's now a zip line.
38:49
SPEAKER_11: I zip line down and I I I let go right above the the wrestling match.
38:54
SPEAKER_11: I land in the splits.
38:57
SPEAKER_11: Um, do we need I think and then that's it.
39:00
SPEAKER_11: Okay.
39:00
SPEAKER_07: I like how I honestly love so much there at the end.
39:02
SPEAKER_07: You're like, do we need more?
39:03
SPEAKER_07: No, we're good.
39:06
SPEAKER_07: Roped.
39:07
SPEAKER_07: I'm somewhere else.
39:08
SPEAKER_11: Oh, and then but I said, No, I think we're good.
39:11
SPEAKER_11: Yeah, I was kidding.
39:12
SPEAKER_11: Boom! A bunch of doves fly out from underneath me and around me, and they lift me up slightly, and I I go out of my splits and I and I land.
39:21
SPEAKER_11: They the doves make me land very gently, and my arms uh they kind of fucking doves are carrying 500 doves.
39:28
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I was gonna say that's gonna be a lot of doves.
39:31
SPEAKER_11: I'm light.
39:32
SPEAKER_11: I I'm a light girl.
39:33
SPEAKER_07: You're massive.
39:34
SPEAKER_07: I'm tall.
39:35
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, but you're massive.
39:36
SPEAKER_07: You can't be tall and light.
39:38
SPEAKER_07: Doesn't exist.
39:41
SPEAKER_07: I stand corrected.
39:43
SPEAKER_07: Oh my god, it's over.
39:45
SPEAKER_07: Good point my mate.
39:46
SPEAKER_07: Good point my made.
39:47
SPEAKER_07: You know, sometimes when good points are made.
39:49
SPEAKER_11: Uh just because you're pretty looking doesn't mean you're fucking smart, you idiot.
39:53
SPEAKER_11: Uh perfect.
39:54
SPEAKER_11: And I and then that's it.
39:56
SPEAKER_11: The doves disperse.
39:57
SPEAKER_10: So low charisma.
39:59
unknown: Thank you.
40:01
SPEAKER_04: I mean, it was I don't know where that came from.
40:04
SPEAKER_04: I've never seen she could only have done this at the chuckle bucket.
40:10
SPEAKER_10: Uh so low charisma.
40:12
SPEAKER_11: Seven, and then I'm plus two charisma.
40:15
SPEAKER_10: Oh dear.
40:15
SPEAKER_07: Oh dear.
40:17
SPEAKER_07: Oh we're about to watch Fanny get her fucking pussy kicked.
40:21
SPEAKER_11: What's that?
40:21
SPEAKER_11: No, no.
40:23
SPEAKER_07: I got five bucks on the window.
40:24
SPEAKER_11: Wait, wait, wait.
40:25
SPEAKER_11: She likes that.
40:26
SPEAKER_11: She likes it.
40:27
SPEAKER_10: Uh so Alan goes to make his big engines.
40:30
SPEAKER_10: Alan's big engines is he got that you know the song Here Comes the Money.
40:35
SPEAKER_10: Here comes the m- Oh, no, don't.
40:37
SPEAKER_10: Here comes the money.
40:38
SPEAKER_10: Shimmy Man.
40:39
SPEAKER_10: Money Tones.
40:40
SPEAKER_10: Money, money, money, money, money.
40:41
SPEAKER_10: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:42
SPEAKER_10: So he's being carried out on a bed by a bunch of sand model women.
40:48
SPEAKER_10: So like very attractive sand women and tiny bikinis.
40:50
SPEAKER_10: He's going, Yes, yes, Alan's here, everybody.
40:53
SPEAKER_10: Alan's here.
40:54
SPEAKER_11: Uh, but this is actually pretty gross, Alan.
40:58
SPEAKER_11: That's actually pretty bad taste.
41:00
SPEAKER_10: Alan rolled a seven, so it's all meant to be in bad taste.
41:03
SPEAKER_10: Okay.
41:03
SPEAKER_10: And then it gets worse.
41:05
SPEAKER_10: One of the sand women traps, and Alan falls off the bed and he goes, ah, fuck.
41:12
SPEAKER_11: I actually like these women.
41:13
SPEAKER_10: So unlike usual women.
41:15
SPEAKER_10: Alan got a two and he has plus four charisma.
41:19
SPEAKER_10: So you got six and you got seven.
41:22
SPEAKER_11: So nine, yeah.
41:23
SPEAKER_10: Yeah, yeah.
41:23
SPEAKER_10: So you win this one, so you're up.
41:26
SPEAKER_10: So out of the best of three, Fanny's in the lead tier, there's two more to go.
41:30
SPEAKER_01: Come on, Fanny.
41:32
SPEAKER_01: Go take up.
41:34
SPEAKER_10: Although those fan chicks.
41:36
SPEAKER_11: Oh, two tits.
41:40
SPEAKER_11: Wait, how many tits do the sand women?
41:43
SPEAKER_10: They had three.
41:44
SPEAKER_11: Do you just hear that?
41:45
SPEAKER_10: What's that?
41:46
SPEAKER_10: The sand women had three tits.
41:47
SPEAKER_04: See?
41:48
SPEAKER_04: I wasn't off by my two tit thing.
41:50
SPEAKER_04: Some women got three tits.
41:52
SPEAKER_04: Look at the sand people.
41:53
SPEAKER_10: What film is that in?
41:54
SPEAKER_10: Uh Total Rico.
41:56
SPEAKER_10: Total Rico.
41:57
SPEAKER_10: There you go.
41:57
SPEAKER_10: What a picture.
41:59
SPEAKER_10: Round two is the wrestle.
42:01
SPEAKER_10: So uh this is gonna be a strength roll.
42:04
SPEAKER_10: So you tell me the kind of move you're wanting to have Alan with first, and I'll tell you if he Is it like a WWE move?
42:10
SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
42:11
SPEAKER_11: Done.
42:12
SPEAKER_11: What are some moves?
42:13
SPEAKER_07: Uh is this the start of the mat?
42:15
SPEAKER_07: Pile driver.
42:16
SPEAKER_07: Uh that's like an ender.
42:18
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, that's a finisher.
42:20
SPEAKER_07: Uh for a first one, genuinely what all you want to do is you want to get him in some sort of grapple.
42:25
SPEAKER_07: You want to grapple him and get him in some sort of lock.
42:28
SPEAKER_01: Grab him by the head, throw him over your shoulder.
42:30
SPEAKER_07: Headlock.
42:31
SPEAKER_11: I will roll for headlock.
42:32
SPEAKER_10: Okay, so no strength.
42:35
SPEAKER_11: Oh god, why do I keep 17?
42:38
SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
42:38
SPEAKER_10: So Alan rolled a five.
42:40
SPEAKER_10: So fucking Alan and Alan has no Alan has plus six to strength.
42:47
SPEAKER_10: So you've fucking nailed this.
42:48
SPEAKER_10: Yes.
42:49
SPEAKER_10: So this is your uh you basically won already because he can't come back now.
42:53
SPEAKER_10: There's only one left.
42:54
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
42:55
SPEAKER_07: From here, what you want to do, I think.
42:57
SPEAKER_07: Twist his neck.
42:58
SPEAKER_07: If you jump up and land on your feet behind, you will fucking Pile drive.
43:03
SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
43:03
SPEAKER_10: This is your finishing move now.
43:05
SPEAKER_10: You're on it, and that will be a dexterity.
43:07
SPEAKER_10: So this is your finishing move.
43:08
SPEAKER_11: That's not great.
43:09
SPEAKER_11: It's a five plus two seven.
43:12
SPEAKER_10: Alan's got an eight.
43:13
SPEAKER_11: So I rolled a seven and he rolled an eight.
43:16
SPEAKER_10: Yeah, so he's gonna beat you in this one.
43:18
SPEAKER_10: So tell me what your finishing move would be.
43:20
SPEAKER_11: The pile drive.
43:21
SPEAKER_10: You're gonna try and pile drive him.
43:22
SPEAKER_10: So you try and lift Alan up to get him in a pile drive.
43:25
SPEAKER_10: He goes, no, no, no.
43:27
SPEAKER_10: And he flips you over.
43:28
SPEAKER_10: He gets you in a tombstone pile driver.
43:30
SPEAKER_10: Oh, wow.
43:31
SPEAKER_10: But she smashes your head down.
43:33
SPEAKER_11: These are like three moves.
43:34
SPEAKER_11: I thought we were supposed to do one at a time.
43:36
SPEAKER_10: Well, he's this is the finisher.
43:38
SPEAKER_10: This is your finishing move.
43:39
SPEAKER_10: Must have been a really good role.
43:40
SPEAKER_11: I really, I thought uh it wasn't even.
43:42
SPEAKER_11: It really wasn't.
43:43
SPEAKER_10: Well, you've still won, you're still gonna get your mastery on your course.
43:46
SPEAKER_10: Okay.
43:47
SPEAKER_11: I didn't understand that at all.
43:48
SPEAKER_10: He's just he's just trying to save his dignity here.
43:51
SPEAKER_10: So he wants to he's finally won one, so he's trying to make it look good.
43:54
SPEAKER_10: He slams you down and goes, It's all too easy for Alan.
43:59
SPEAKER_11: Alan's like
44:02
SPEAKER_10: I hate this new Allen.
44:03
SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
44:06
SPEAKER_11: So, but I still win.
44:08
SPEAKER_10: You won, so you now have the mastery of the quarter staff.
44:13
SPEAKER_08: Somebody knows how to use a quarter staff.
44:16
SPEAKER_08: Finally.
44:17
SPEAKER_11: I open my mouth to yell, a dove springs out of my mouth, flies away.
44:22
SPEAKER_04: Mouth.
44:22
SPEAKER_11: Yeah.
44:23
SPEAKER_11: Yeah.
44:23
SPEAKER_04: She's such a show.
44:25
SPEAKER_11: I look at Bill, I go, who's the fucking magician now?
44:27
SPEAKER_04: That's what I was gonna say.
44:28
SPEAKER_04: Can you show me that trick?
44:29
SPEAKER_04: I think that's a closer for me.
44:32
SPEAKER_10: Okay, and then are you still wanting to do the dojo or are you used to wanting to do Pussy Palace?
44:36
SPEAKER_11: Uh what's what can you master?
44:38
SPEAKER_11: What's your on your inventory?
44:39
SPEAKER_11: What kind of magic item does it?
44:40
SPEAKER_07: It's on the it's on the inventory.
44:43
SPEAKER_07: Dagger, it's on your inventory.
44:45
SPEAKER_07: I already have it.
44:46
SPEAKER_11: Bill's inventory is crazy.
44:48
SPEAKER_11: It's just tiny.
44:49
SPEAKER_11: Mine too.
44:49
SPEAKER_11: That's pussy.
44:52
SPEAKER_01: What the fuck is up with your inventory?
44:54
SPEAKER_01: You know, I got a bag of tricks.
44:56
SPEAKER_01: I got I got a crossbow, a dagger, or an ocean spear.
45:01
SPEAKER_07: I think he's going to take the pussy palace.
45:04
SPEAKER_07: You want the pussy pallet?
45:05
SPEAKER_07: Farelli.
45:06
SPEAKER_07: Farelli.
45:06
SPEAKER_07: What the fuck is that?
45:07
SPEAKER_10: Because he got the bag of tricks and he also stole the spear off at Agnamorman.
45:11
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
45:11
SPEAKER_07: Okay, so I got a spear that I don't even know what to do.
45:14
SPEAKER_11: So are you gonna master?
45:15
SPEAKER_07: No, I'm gonna get another magic item.
45:18
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
45:18
SPEAKER_09: My inventory's sad.
45:20
SPEAKER_09: Right.
45:20
SPEAKER_09: So Alan on here.
45:22
SPEAKER_11: Alan looks at we know the first one is for me, iPhone.
45:25
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, well, Nokia phone.
45:27
SPEAKER_07: So fucking beat you there.
45:30
SPEAKER_07: One Jasper 50 GP trident short sword.
45:34
SPEAKER_07: It's fucking bullshit.
45:36
SPEAKER_07: I need to steal more stuff.
45:38
SPEAKER_07: While he is doing his pussy pal thing, uh Don looks at Alan and goes, Is there a pisser in this place?
45:46
SPEAKER_07: Yes.
45:46
SPEAKER_10: Where's the uh he snaps at the buttle and the buttle leads you away to the toilet?
45:51
SPEAKER_10: Thank you.
45:52
SPEAKER_10: Yeah, okay.
45:52
SPEAKER_10: So Alan looks at Bo.
45:54
SPEAKER_11: Fanny admits that she's she's just been pissing in the sand.
45:58
SPEAKER_11: And it's just been, oh sorry, I didn't.
46:00
SPEAKER_11: I just thought we could go.
46:01
SPEAKER_07: Sand toilet.
46:02
SPEAKER_07: That's what you're getting.
46:04
SPEAKER_07: Obviously, everything's made of sand, even the one that guys, guys.
46:07
SPEAKER_07: Big fucking reveal.
46:08
SPEAKER_07: Not actually going to the toilet.
46:10
SPEAKER_11: Oh, wait, don't tell us.
46:12
SPEAKER_07: Uh, okay, okay.
46:13
SPEAKER_07: He's gonna get some sandwich.
46:16
SPEAKER_10: Okay.
46:17
SPEAKER_10: So uh Alan looks at Bo and he goes, Ah, so you've chosen Pussy Palace.
46:24
SPEAKER_01: I have, I have Al.
46:26
SPEAKER_09: So I'm gonna Yes.
46:28
SPEAKER_01: Uh what kind of magic items are we talking here?
46:31
SPEAKER_10: You can only find out after you've passed a riddle.
46:34
SPEAKER_11: I do have to do that.
46:38
SPEAKER_11: Bill, I do not have high hopes for this.
46:40
SPEAKER_10: Whoa!
46:41
SPEAKER_07: I don't either, but let's cross our fingers.
46:45
SPEAKER_10: Alan goes, Bill, can you tell me what is easy to pick up but hard to throw?
46:51
SPEAKER_10: Easy to pick up.
46:53
SPEAKER_02: Women.
46:55
SPEAKER_11: I'm just giving you, please, let's think this through.
46:58
SPEAKER_04: Women's a very good answer.
47:02
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
47:02
SPEAKER_04: You're not supposed to wanna out a window.
47:05
SPEAKER_04: Some days.
47:06
SPEAKER_11: Well, wait, what else could it be?
47:07
SPEAKER_11: What else is easy to pick up in different ways?
47:11
SPEAKER_04: It's obviously not something.
47:13
SPEAKER_04: Not a rock.
47:14
SPEAKER_04: No, so you gotta think pick up, pick up, but it can't Oh, an S T D.
47:19
SPEAKER_07: It's easy to pick up.
47:20
SPEAKER_11: But you can't throw it.
47:21
SPEAKER_11: I'm gonna write a list.
47:23
SPEAKER_07: Actually, you know what?
47:23
SPEAKER_07: I actually don't hate that.
47:24
SPEAKER_07: That's actually.
47:25
SPEAKER_11: Women, S T well, I think they're called S T I's.
47:27
SPEAKER_11: What else can you pick up?
47:28
SPEAKER_07: Uh they are S T I's.
47:30
SPEAKER_11: Yeah.
47:30
SPEAKER_11: We've changed.
47:31
SPEAKER_11: What else can you pick up?
47:32
SPEAKER_07: Should I just say, and I'm really sorry about this.
47:34
SPEAKER_07: I'm really sorry about this.
47:35
SPEAKER_07: I'm really fucking sorry about this.
47:37
SPEAKER_07: I thought it was one riddle per fucking person.
47:40
SPEAKER_07: If you picked a riddle.
47:42
SPEAKER_07: And we're getting a lot of help from Fanny here.
47:44
SPEAKER_10: Yeah, but now it's a team game, is it?
47:50
SPEAKER_07: You've not even done a riddle.
47:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
47:52
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
47:53
SPEAKER_08: And why are you even talking?
47:54
SPEAKER_08: You're not here.
47:55
SPEAKER_08: You've gone to the sand toilet.
47:57
SPEAKER_11: Shut up, two tits.
47:59
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, two tits.
48:00
SPEAKER_08: I have four tits.
48:02
SPEAKER_11: Well, that's why your hotness is so high.
48:05
SPEAKER_08: Because you got double tits.
48:07
SPEAKER_08: Everybody loves it.
48:08
SPEAKER_11: That's a knocker.
48:09
SPEAKER_11: One pair under each armpit.
48:11
SPEAKER_01: Okay, you can't pick it up and you have to throw it.
48:14
SPEAKER_01: So pick it up.
48:15
SPEAKER_11: Easy to pick up, can't throw it.
48:17
SPEAKER_11: Hard to throw.
48:18
SPEAKER_11: Hard to throw it.
48:19
SPEAKER_11: Oh, whoa.
48:20
SPEAKER_10: So you can throw it as hard to throw.
48:22
SPEAKER_07: Easy to pick up, hard to throw.
48:24
SPEAKER_10: What is easy to pick up but hard to throw.
48:27
SPEAKER_07: Merlin's sword.
48:28
SPEAKER_07: King Arthur's sword.
48:30
SPEAKER_07: No.
48:32
SPEAKER_11: Immediately no, there are bad ideas, and that was one.
48:36
SPEAKER_07: Okay, thank you.
48:36
SPEAKER_07: Thank you.
48:37
SPEAKER_07: Thank you.
48:38
SPEAKER_07: Just trying to help be part of it.
48:39
SPEAKER_11: I think, I mean, like maybe uh, you know, women are a hot date.
48:42
SPEAKER_07: I think you can too obvious.
48:44
SPEAKER_07: No, no one's ever said that about a riddle.
48:47
SPEAKER_07: No one's ever gone too obvious.
48:49
SPEAKER_07: That's how riddles work.
48:50
SPEAKER_07: It's supposed to be an obvious.
48:52
SPEAKER_07: Anything that fits really does.
48:54
SPEAKER_07: I like STI a lot.
48:56
SPEAKER_07: And you throw an STI?
48:58
SPEAKER_11: I thought it was hard to throw.
49:00
SPEAKER_04: It's hard to throw.
49:02
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
49:02
SPEAKER_04: So it can be thrown.
49:04
SPEAKER_04: It's as hard.
49:05
SPEAKER_07: Women is more You can't throw women.
49:08
SPEAKER_04: They're hard to throw.
49:08
SPEAKER_11: Well, technically.
49:10
SPEAKER_01: You could throw a woman.
49:11
SPEAKER_07: I don't think it's no way.
49:14
SPEAKER_07: Just take my word for it.
49:15
SPEAKER_07: You can throw one.
49:17
SPEAKER_07: Um you can't throw a pick up.
49:20
SPEAKER_11: Throw a easy to pick up fit.
49:23
SPEAKER_07: You can't throw a f you can throw a fit.
49:25
SPEAKER_11: Throw a fit.
49:25
SPEAKER_11: Yeah, but you can't pick it up.
49:28
SPEAKER_07: No.
49:28
SPEAKER_07: But it's gonna be something like that.
49:30
SPEAKER_07: You can throw a look.
49:32
SPEAKER_07: No.
49:33
SPEAKER_07: No.
49:33
SPEAKER_11: Easy to pick up.
49:34
SPEAKER_07: Easy to pick up.
49:35
SPEAKER_11: Pick up.
49:36
SPEAKER_07: It's the real one.
49:37
SPEAKER_11: Pick up.
49:38
SPEAKER_08: Pick up.
49:39
SPEAKER_07: Is that what he said?
49:39
SPEAKER_07: Easy to pick up.
49:43
SPEAKER_10: Yeah, thank you.
49:43
SPEAKER_10: What is easy to pick up but hard to throw?
49:46
SPEAKER_07: Right.
49:46
SPEAKER_10: Easy to pick up.
49:48
SPEAKER_04: It can't Is it a thing?
49:52
SPEAKER_11: An attitude.
49:53
SPEAKER_11: No.
49:54
SPEAKER_11: What were you gonna say?
49:55
SPEAKER_07: No, it's bad.
49:56
SPEAKER_11: You got really excited.
49:57
SPEAKER_07: I got really excited for a millisecond.
49:59
SPEAKER_07: And then I realized I'm a dumb fuck.
50:02
SPEAKER_11: Okay.
50:02
SPEAKER_07: I was gonna say a match.
50:04
SPEAKER_07: You can't throw a match, but you could pick up a match.
50:07
SPEAKER_11: You can throw a match.
50:08
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, but it's is it hard?
50:10
SPEAKER_07: Is it hard to throw a match?
50:11
SPEAKER_11: I know.
50:12
unknown: It's easier to throw that.
50:13
SPEAKER_07: But it's very easy to pick up a match, but I was saying it's hard to like throw a match.
50:18
SPEAKER_11: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
50:18
SPEAKER_11: Yeah.
50:19
SPEAKER_07: I think it's gonna be something along those lines.
50:22
SPEAKER_11: Pick up.
50:22
SPEAKER_07: It's gonna be an expression.
50:24
SPEAKER_11: A pick-up line.
50:26
SPEAKER_11: No.
50:26
SPEAKER_07: Well a joke.
50:29
SPEAKER_11: A punchline.
50:30
SPEAKER_07: Pick up your troubles and you're okay.
50:33
SPEAKER_07: Is it something physical?
50:35
SPEAKER_07: Because it has to be Alan.
50:37
SPEAKER_11: Is it something physical?
50:38
SPEAKER_07: I can't give you an exclusive.
50:40
SPEAKER_11: I thought he might.
50:41
SPEAKER_07: No, I think I think it's gonna be an expression.
50:43
SPEAKER_11: Is it oh something uh yeah.
50:46
SPEAKER_07: Hard to throw.
50:47
SPEAKER_11: What's a party?
50:48
SPEAKER_11: It's easy to pick up.
50:50
SPEAKER_07: It's gonna be something like that, yeah.
50:52
SPEAKER_11: Easy to pick up.
50:53
SPEAKER_07: Throwing.
50:54
SPEAKER_11: Hard to throw.
50:57
SPEAKER_07: No.
50:58
SPEAKER_07: Throwing a wobbly.
50:59
SPEAKER_07: Throwing a I'm glad we're never gonna be out of here.
51:04
SPEAKER_11: I open my iPhone.
51:06
SPEAKER_10: You got it.
51:07
SPEAKER_10: So you want to if you want to use your iPhone, you need to roll a D20 to see if it's bad.
51:12
SPEAKER_07: No, let's not fucking using gronky eye here.
51:16
SPEAKER_11: No, I'm gonna use Google, just you know.
51:19
SPEAKER_11: But that's cheating.
51:20
SPEAKER_11: You can't Is it?
51:21
SPEAKER_10: So if you want to try it, I'll tell you.
51:25
SPEAKER_10: You need to get higher than a 10.
51:27
SPEAKER_11: I need to move.
51:28
SPEAKER_11: I need to move that cup.
51:34
SPEAKER_10: Alright.
51:34
SPEAKER_10: So Fanny's phone now is completely dead.
51:37
SPEAKER_10: Fucking.
51:38
SPEAKER_10: Can I have a bash with my Nokia?
51:40
SPEAKER_10: Well, you're not there, you're in the toilet.
51:42
SPEAKER_10: Correct.
51:43
SPEAKER_10: I go on a how long do you think I pass for?
51:47
SPEAKER_11: Big bladder.
51:48
SPEAKER_07: Easy.
51:51
SPEAKER_04: Easy to pick up.
51:54
SPEAKER_07: I can't think and what's This is my favorite version of Tom State.
51:59
SPEAKER_07: Pondering state.
52:01
SPEAKER_07: It's yeah, but like Is it STI?
52:07
SPEAKER_04: No, no.
52:07
SPEAKER_07: No, because you can't throw it.
52:10
SPEAKER_07: No.
52:10
SPEAKER_11: I think it's it's yeah, like a party of uh It's gotta be a physical thing.
52:15
SPEAKER_10: Yes.
52:16
SPEAKER_10: But also an expression.
52:17
SPEAKER_10: Yeah, it doesn't have to uh so uh Alan's gonna offer you that snare he goes I see you are struggling, Bill.
52:24
SPEAKER_10: I am, obviously.
52:26
SPEAKER_09: Now don't offer you a deal.
52:28
SPEAKER_09: He's hello, okay.
52:30
SPEAKER_10: Uh I will trade you riddles, I'll give you a different riddle, but you've got to give me something.
52:36
SPEAKER_11: Don't give him the rat.
52:37
SPEAKER_09: I'll give him the spear.
52:39
SPEAKER_07: No, don't give him your spear.
52:41
SPEAKER_07: We can get this.
52:42
SPEAKER_07: We've just been thinking about it for like 30 seconds.
52:44
SPEAKER_10: Do you remember what the spear does?
52:46
SPEAKER_10: The spear comes with a ring if you put the ring on and you throw the spear, the spear always comes back to your hand.
52:51
SPEAKER_11: No, don't give him the water.
52:52
SPEAKER_10: Yeah, don't give that away.
52:53
SPEAKER_10: That's way too good.
52:54
SPEAKER_07: Give him a dagger.
52:55
SPEAKER_07: I can always get another dagger.
52:56
SPEAKER_11: I thought you said good.
52:58
SPEAKER_07: Or just let's think about it.
52:59
SPEAKER_07: Let's actually think.
53:00
SPEAKER_07: What is pick up?
53:02
SPEAKER_07: This is so fucking as soon as he says it, I'll get angry.
53:06
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, of course, unless we figure it out.
53:08
SPEAKER_07: Easy to pick up.
53:10
SPEAKER_07: Easy to pick up.
53:11
SPEAKER_07: Okay, knife, fork.
53:12
SPEAKER_07: Can I pick up?
53:12
SPEAKER_07: What is hard to throw?
53:13
SPEAKER_07: Let's just start there.
53:14
SPEAKER_07: What's hard to throw?
53:15
SPEAKER_07: A boulder.
53:18
SPEAKER_07: Tantrum.
53:19
SPEAKER_07: Tantrum?
53:20
SPEAKER_11: You can't throw it hard to throw a tantrum.
53:23
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, no, you're right.
53:24
SPEAKER_07: It's very easy.
53:25
SPEAKER_07: It's really thrown forward today.
53:30
SPEAKER_07: If you ask me.
53:33
SPEAKER_01: What kind of things are you asking for?
53:35
SPEAKER_01: Like, what would you want?
53:36
SPEAKER_01: What do I got?
53:36
SPEAKER_09: Well, whatever whatever you can sell me, Bill.
53:39
SPEAKER_09: Oh, okay.
53:40
SPEAKER_09: Hold on.
53:41
SPEAKER_11: But will the other riddle be easier?
53:43
SPEAKER_10: Yeah, no, it's just still a good one.
53:45
SPEAKER_10: I thought this was an easy riddle.
53:46
SPEAKER_10: Oh, fuck off, Barrell.
53:49
SPEAKER_00: Shit.
53:50
SPEAKER_00: Eat shit, you piece of fucking garbage.
53:53
SPEAKER_07: Oh, I thought this one was easy.
53:55
SPEAKER_07: Fuck off, Farrell.
53:57
SPEAKER_07: I can see him talking to fucking Tyler's going.
54:00
SPEAKER_07: It's easy when you know the F.
54:02
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, exactly.
54:02
SPEAKER_07: You cocksucking gunt.
54:06
SPEAKER_07: So angry at that.
54:07
SPEAKER_11: Anyway, you got a clue for it?
54:09
SPEAKER_10: So if you roll your charisma, you can convince, try and convince Alan to take whatever.
54:16
SPEAKER_11: And can you see his nose?
54:18
SPEAKER_11: Uh what is that?
54:19
SPEAKER_11: Why am I speaking to the mic?
54:21
SPEAKER_10: Ten?
54:22
SPEAKER_10: Okay, he's gonna roll plus to charisma.
54:25
SPEAKER_10: Oh.
54:26
SPEAKER_10: So that's you got twelve.
54:27
SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
54:28
SPEAKER_10: Not convinced him to hit a dagger.
54:30
SPEAKER_10: I think it goes.
54:30
SPEAKER_07: No, that's just a silly little dagger.
54:33
SPEAKER_07: Um what else do I have?
54:34
SPEAKER_07: My friendship.
54:36
SPEAKER_09: Okay, no charisma.
54:38
SPEAKER_07: That can't be your answer.
54:40
SPEAKER_07: That's such a bad answer.
54:41
SPEAKER_07: That's a bad answer.
54:43
SPEAKER_07: No, you're offering You got a fifty.
54:49
SPEAKER_07: I also have in this bag.
54:52
SPEAKER_10: You got a fifteen, so if you can give me a convincing argument that you take your friendship, don't even he'll give you a different idol.
55:00
SPEAKER_04: Oh well.
55:01
SPEAKER_10: Why is but why would Alan benefit having Bill's friendship?
55:06
SPEAKER_04: I can get you on a 10-minute spot at the Chuckle Bucket.
55:10
SPEAKER_04: I just have to call Tez.
55:12
SPEAKER_04: Me and Tez are great guys.
55:14
SPEAKER_04: He would love look, you're you obviously are great with magic.
55:18
SPEAKER_04: Plus, I'll also talk to my agent and he can get you on a lot of cruise ships where there's plenty of sand back in a realm that I'm from.
55:28
SPEAKER_04: And when I go back to the realm, Al, you can come with me and I'll introduce you to everybody.
55:33
SPEAKER_10: Yeah?
55:34
SPEAKER_10: Roll me persuasion.
55:35
SPEAKER_01: Oh, 18.
55:37
SPEAKER_10: And then you'll have pluses.
55:38
SPEAKER_10: Persuasion.
55:39
SPEAKER_10: 18.
55:40
SPEAKER_01: Persuasion is what does that say?
55:43
SPEAKER_08: Plus four.
55:44
SPEAKER_10: Plus four, so you have 22.
55:47
SPEAKER_10: That would be called the dirty 22 because it's an un.
55:50
SPEAKER_10: If you've got a natural 20, that's a 20.
55:52
SPEAKER_10: Okay, but I've got a dirty one.
55:53
SPEAKER_10: You got a dirty.
55:56
SPEAKER_10: Okay, let's see.
55:57
SPEAKER_10: Al's gonna roll.
55:58
SPEAKER_07: Al wants the gigs, man.
56:00
SPEAKER_07: He's a performer.
56:02
SPEAKER_10: Al's convinced to take your friendship.
56:05
SPEAKER_10: Oh yes, Al.
56:07
SPEAKER_10: Okay.
56:07
SPEAKER_10: So Al goes, okay, Bill.
56:10
SPEAKER_04: Tell me what the last one was.
56:13
SPEAKER_10: The answer to that riddle was a feather.
56:18
SPEAKER_08: A feather.
56:20
SPEAKER_08: A fucking feather.
56:22
SPEAKER_08: Are you ridiculous?
56:24
SPEAKER_08: Serious man's not a fat.
56:27
SPEAKER_07: That's actually that's actually pissed me off.
56:30
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, that's annoying.
56:31
SPEAKER_08: Come on, man.
56:32
SPEAKER_08: That's oh, oh, I remember.
56:35
SPEAKER_08: I thought that one was an easy one.
56:37
SPEAKER_08: To be sure.
56:37
SPEAKER_08: I can't wait.
56:38
SPEAKER_07: It is hard to throw a feather.
56:40
SPEAKER_07: It's easy to throw a feather.
56:41
SPEAKER_07: No, it's very hard to throw it.
56:42
SPEAKER_08: It's hard to throw it far.
56:44
SPEAKER_08: Easy to throw a feather.
56:46
SPEAKER_08: Roll it.
56:46
SPEAKER_08: Give me a feather.
56:47
SPEAKER_08: Roll it.
56:48
SPEAKER_08: That's a ripple.
56:48
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I can throw it.
56:50
SPEAKER_07: It might go behind me.
56:52
SPEAKER_08: Will it go far?
56:54
SPEAKER_07: Probably not.
56:55
SPEAKER_07: It might actually go behind you.
56:56
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, but easy to throw.
56:58
SPEAKER_08: Easy to pick up.
56:59
SPEAKER_08: Easy to throw.
57:01
SPEAKER_08: Hard to throw far.
57:02
SPEAKER_10: Roll it.
57:03
SPEAKER_10: Cold bullshit on him.
57:04
SPEAKER_10: The answer to the riddle was a feather.
57:07
SPEAKER_01: But it's not.
57:08
SPEAKER_01: That's not the answer.
57:10
SPEAKER_01: It's a bullshit answer.
57:12
SPEAKER_07: I don't like it.
57:13
SPEAKER_01: Because if he would have said throw a feather.
57:14
SPEAKER_11: It's actually easy to throw.
57:16
SPEAKER_11: Yeah.
57:16
SPEAKER_11: It's easy to throw.
57:17
SPEAKER_11: It's actually very easy to throw a feather.
57:19
SPEAKER_08: You could throw a feather, it's so easy.
57:20
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
57:21
SPEAKER_10: Far.
57:22
SPEAKER_10: Alan is the wisest man you've ever met in this place.
57:24
SPEAKER_10: No, it's not really.
57:25
SPEAKER_11: No, I actually I agree with that.
57:27
SPEAKER_11: It's easy to throw a feather.
57:28
SPEAKER_11: Very easy.
57:28
SPEAKER_10: Well, we've already Bao decided to trade his friendship for another.
57:33
SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
57:34
SPEAKER_07: That's definitely going to come back to bite you in the ass.
57:37
SPEAKER_07: That is definitely.
57:38
SPEAKER_07: I want to be Al's friend.
57:40
SPEAKER_07: No, that's the sort of thing that a DM will make you regret.
57:43
SPEAKER_07: Right.
57:43
SPEAKER_10: So now the diddle that he's going to give you now as he goes, you can follow me with no directions.
57:51
SPEAKER_10: I can break without being touched.
57:54
SPEAKER_10: What am I?
57:54
SPEAKER_11: You can follow me.
57:56
SPEAKER_10: Your heart.
57:57
SPEAKER_11: You can follow me.
57:58
SPEAKER_11: Oh yeah, it probably is.
57:59
SPEAKER_11: You can follow me with no directions.
58:02
SPEAKER_10: And I can break without being touched.
58:07
SPEAKER_10: Really, honestly, Don.
58:08
SPEAKER_10: Really good one.
58:09
SPEAKER_10: And Alan goes, Well done, yes.
58:14
SPEAKER_07: Fucking listen to that, Dad.
58:15
SPEAKER_07: I'm not slightly.
58:18
SPEAKER_07: I go, give me a hug.
58:20
SPEAKER_10: You give Alan, you give Alan a hug, he feels quite slimy.
58:23
SPEAKER_10: Oh.
58:23
SPEAKER_07: Oh, it feels slimy.
58:27
SPEAKER_01: Play your friends, so it's good.
58:29
SPEAKER_10: So what Alan presents to you goes, I present to you my immovable rod.
58:35
SPEAKER_01: Your immovable rod.
58:37
SPEAKER_10: Rod.
58:38
SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
58:39
SPEAKER_01: What does it do, Al?
58:40
SPEAKER_10: So what this does is this is a a metal rod that is like if you think of like a scaffolding kind of thing.
58:48
SPEAKER_10: Okay.
58:48
SPEAKER_10: It's got a button on it, and when you press the button, the matter will, like if you're holding that rod in the air and you press the button and let go, that rod will not move.
58:57
SPEAKER_10: Cool.
58:58
SPEAKER_10: So it will stay there.
58:59
SPEAKER_10: That's cool.
59:00
SPEAKER_10: So you've just got this.
59:01
SPEAKER_10: So it's a metal rod that you can't move.
59:04
SPEAKER_08: I've got I've got a movable rod.
59:06
SPEAKER_08: That's cool.
59:07
SPEAKER_08: That's what my wife says.
59:09
SPEAKER_10: So now we cut to it's movable.
59:12
SPEAKER_07: It does.
59:13
SPEAKER_07: It's like so is Bill married?
59:17
SPEAKER_07: Um yeah.
59:19
SPEAKER_07: I don't know.
59:22
SPEAKER_04: Oh no, no, it's not.
59:23
SPEAKER_04: Because it would hold up, what do we think?
59:24
SPEAKER_11: He's a cruise ship.
59:25
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, he would have a dirty whore.
59:28
SPEAKER_07: He's like, he's definitely cruise ship material.
59:31
SPEAKER_07: Okay, so we fucked a lot of old ladies.
59:34
SPEAKER_11: And have a lot of old lady jewellery.
59:36
SPEAKER_10: Old lady jewellery.
59:38
SPEAKER_10: Okay, so Don.
59:39
SPEAKER_10: We cut to Dawn.
59:40
SPEAKER_10: So I have a raw.
59:41
SPEAKER_10: As you arrive, as you arrive in the sand toilet from the sand, you start to kind of rumble, and then Alan appears in front.
59:49
SPEAKER_10: He goes, Dawn, Dawn, Dawn.
59:50
SPEAKER_10: I know you don't need to pay.
59:51
SPEAKER_10: I know you're trying to steal things from me.
59:54
SPEAKER_03: Ah.
59:57
SPEAKER_00: Come on, let's get back to the room.
1:00:00
SPEAKER_00: Let's get back to the room.
1:00:03
SPEAKER_00: Fuck, he's good.
1:00:04
SPEAKER_09: Jesus Christ, he's in my soul.
1:00:07
SPEAKER_09: So, Dawn, would be like a dojo and would be like a pussy palace.
1:00:11
SPEAKER_07: Hit me with your riddle stick.
1:00:13
SPEAKER_07: That's a pun.
1:00:13
SPEAKER_07: Oh, I need to do them.
1:00:14
SPEAKER_07: Hit me with your riddle stick.
1:00:16
SPEAKER_07: No, if you have any attack them.
1:00:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:00:20
SPEAKER_07: So I'll take a breath here.
1:00:22
SPEAKER_07: I would like a riddle, please.
1:00:24
SPEAKER_07: Okay, Dawn.
1:00:25
SPEAKER_11: You don't want to master something?
1:00:26
SPEAKER_07: I kind of do, but it's a trident.
1:00:28
SPEAKER_07: I'm already terrible at throwing that up.
1:00:30
SPEAKER_07: Well, which it doesn't stop me from using them.
1:00:33
SPEAKER_07: It's just Yeah, it's just you get extra if you do that.
1:00:36
SPEAKER_07: I quite like Dawn being terrible in battles.
1:00:38
SPEAKER_07: It's kind of part of his handsome chunk.
1:00:40
SPEAKER_07: Okay, so the riddle Not for long.
1:00:48
SPEAKER_10: The riddle I present to you, Dawn is he's married many women, but he's never been married.
1:00:55
SPEAKER_10: Who is he?
1:00:57
SPEAKER_11: Yeah, Don.
1:00:58
SPEAKER_01: He's married many women, but has never um I go to L.
1:01:05
SPEAKER_11: Good find out.
1:01:07
SPEAKER_11: Wait, how do you spell Mary?
1:01:09
SPEAKER_11: Married, but like, is there another way?
1:01:11
SPEAKER_11: Married Mary Married Mary women, but has he named a lot of women Mary?
1:01:19
SPEAKER_07: That would be someone married.
1:01:20
SPEAKER_07: Right.
1:01:21
SPEAKER_07: Weird shout.
1:01:21
SPEAKER_07: God.
1:01:22
SPEAKER_07: Been married.
1:01:23
SPEAKER_01: What does it say the whole thing exactly as it is?
1:01:26
SPEAKER_01: Because his last one sucks.
1:01:27
SPEAKER_07: I get I got heart for you, so you better fucking help me out.
1:01:31
SPEAKER_07: That's not happening.
1:01:32
SPEAKER_10: He's already stopped.
1:01:33
SPEAKER_10: The riddle is he's married many women but has never been married.
1:01:37
SPEAKER_10: What do women marry?
1:01:38
SPEAKER_10: What do men marry?
1:01:39
SPEAKER_01: He's married many women but has never been married.
1:01:45
SPEAKER_07: He's never been married.
1:01:46
SPEAKER_07: So he's married women.
1:01:47
SPEAKER_07: Oh no, he's a priest!
1:01:48
SPEAKER_09: He's a priest! Priest priest!
1:01:50
SPEAKER_07: Priest!
1:01:50
unknown: Priest! Priest!
1:01:51
SPEAKER_07: You're welcome.
1:01:52
SPEAKER_07: Priest, priest.
1:01:53
SPEAKER_07: I would like to lock in.
1:01:55
SPEAKER_11: Priest.
1:01:56
SPEAKER_07: Or reverend, whatever.
1:01:57
SPEAKER_07: Fucking.
1:01:58
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it's priest.
1:02:00
SPEAKER_11: So Alan goes pastor could also be pastor.
1:02:06
SPEAKER_10: Whatever that answer is, that's priest.
1:02:09
SPEAKER_10: So priest.
1:02:10
SPEAKER_10: So he goes, Well done, Don.
1:02:12
SPEAKER_10: You got it.
1:02:13
SPEAKER_09: I present to you the pipe of smoke monsters.
1:02:19
SPEAKER_09: I like the sound of that.
1:02:22
SPEAKER_07: Pipe of smoke monsters.
1:02:24
SPEAKER_10: So with this pipe, what I can do is I can you blow it and smoke comes out, it takes the shape of a monster or a dragon, your choice, and it will stay there for ten seconds, maybe giving you a chance to run away if you need to.
1:02:41
SPEAKER_07: Or open a show with it.
1:02:43
SPEAKER_07: Does it do ladies and gentlemen?
1:02:46
SPEAKER_07: Welcome to the stage.
1:02:47
SPEAKER_07: Smoke dragon.
1:02:50
SPEAKER_07: Uh smoke dragon.
1:02:53
SPEAKER_07: Uh does it does it do anything else?
1:02:56
SPEAKER_07: Is it is it just kind of like uh a decoy sort of thing?
1:03:00
SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
1:03:01
SPEAKER_10: How big is the dragon?
1:03:03
SPEAKER_10: Uh it's it's it's dragon size, so it's like the size of a black dragon.
1:03:07
SPEAKER_11: In the in the edit, can you edit down the time it took us to think of priest?
1:03:11
SPEAKER_11: Because that's like thinking about this is really obvious.
1:03:14
SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
1:03:15
SPEAKER_10: I thought the feather one was obvious.
1:03:16
SPEAKER_10: Shut your fucking mouth.
1:03:18
SPEAKER_07: No, it's not.
1:03:18
SPEAKER_07: Shut your mouth.
1:03:19
SPEAKER_07: The feather one was shit.
1:03:21
SPEAKER_07: It's easy to throw a feather.
1:03:24
SPEAKER_07: You can't say it's too easy to throw a feather.
1:03:26
SPEAKER_08: If you want to throw it far.
1:03:29
SPEAKER_08: If you would have said far, we would have gone.
1:03:31
SPEAKER_07: Easy to pick up, but really hard to throw far.
1:03:33
SPEAKER_07: Far.
1:03:33
SPEAKER_07: Feather.
1:03:35
SPEAKER_11: Hard to throw.
1:03:36
SPEAKER_07: You still wouldn't have said woman.
1:03:39
SPEAKER_08: I would have said feather.
1:03:40
SPEAKER_08: Sure.
1:03:41
SPEAKER_10: You would have said woman.
1:03:42
SPEAKER_10: You would have said woman.
1:03:43
SPEAKER_11: No, no, because we knew it wasn't.
1:03:45
SPEAKER_11: We knew it wasn't.
1:03:46
SPEAKER_11: We never said woman.
1:03:47
SPEAKER_11: We said probably was.
1:03:50
SPEAKER_11: I'm gonna Sean.
1:03:52
SPEAKER_11: Edit point, edit point to Sean.
1:03:55
SPEAKER_11: Edit point to edit out the women.
1:03:57
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, Sean, you got our back on like this piece of shit.
1:04:00
SPEAKER_10: Right.
1:04:01
SPEAKER_10: I'm gonna offer you a choice now because Sean has to go as well.
1:04:05
SPEAKER_10: So Sean can do the dojo.
1:04:09
SPEAKER_01: I wanted to run I would control Sean.
1:04:11
SPEAKER_10: No.
1:04:12
SPEAKER_01: Sean's my buddy.
1:04:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but no, you don't know.
1:04:14
SPEAKER_01: John came into the chuckle bucket with me, right?
1:04:16
SPEAKER_10: You you this is a group thing.
1:04:18
SPEAKER_10: I'm gonna open that to the group.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_01: Whoa, when did Sean become there?
1:04:22
SPEAKER_01: I don't remember Don ever even knowing Sean.
1:04:25
SPEAKER_07: You've never ruled for Sean.
1:04:26
SPEAKER_07: Let me just Liam rules for Sean.
1:04:29
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but I decide what Sean's doing.
1:04:32
SPEAKER_07: You thought you were the most attractive person in the group again.
1:04:35
SPEAKER_07: I'm a seven.
1:04:36
SPEAKER_07: Brother, sixteen.
1:04:38
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
1:04:38
SPEAKER_07: Out of what?
1:04:41
SPEAKER_07: 17.
1:04:42
SPEAKER_07: 17 out of 20.
1:04:43
SPEAKER_07: That's high.
1:04:45
SPEAKER_07: I'm seven out of ten.
1:04:46
SPEAKER_07: Seven out of twenty.
1:04:47
SPEAKER_07: No, I'm seven out of ten.
1:04:48
SPEAKER_07: No, you're seven out of twenty.
1:04:50
SPEAKER_07: Ten.
1:04:50
SPEAKER_07: Twenty.
1:04:51
SPEAKER_07: There is no twenty.
1:04:51
SPEAKER_07: What is his spinal text?
1:04:52
SPEAKER_07: It's literally called a d20.
1:04:54
SPEAKER_11: Boys, boys, boys.
1:04:56
SPEAKER_11: There's enough of me to go around.
1:04:58
SPEAKER_10: You're right.
1:04:58
SPEAKER_04: No, he was up to 10.
1:04:59
SPEAKER_10: So I'll also be ugly, but Sean can either do the Jojo or Goose collectively can come up for a riddle for me and I'll answer it as Sean.
1:05:10
SPEAKER_07: Oh I'm gonna say dojo.
1:05:12
SPEAKER_07: There's no point.
1:05:13
SPEAKER_07: We need magic.
1:05:14
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I like magic.
1:05:16
SPEAKER_07: Magic's better because it'll be the riddle right now.
1:05:19
SPEAKER_10: I will allow you to use Google and I will answer the riddle.
1:05:22
SPEAKER_07: Oh, I fucking love this.
1:05:23
SPEAKER_07: No no no no.
1:05:24
SPEAKER_07: Can you leave the room for a second?
1:05:26
SPEAKER_11: Like pause the recording, leave the room.
1:05:28
SPEAKER_11: Okay.
1:05:29
SPEAKER_11: Or actually don't have to do the recording.
1:05:31
SPEAKER_07: Here's a good riddle for him.
1:05:34
SPEAKER_07: A comic goes on stage at the Monkey Barrel, 5 p.m.
1:05:37
SPEAKER_07: show, and does really, really well.
1:05:39
SPEAKER_07: That same comic goes on uh at the 7 p.m.
1:05:43
SPEAKER_07: show and does the same set, but he dies.
1:05:46
SPEAKER_07: Why?
1:05:47
SPEAKER_04: Um what's the answer?
1:05:49
SPEAKER_07: Because David was in at the 7 pm.
1:05:54
SPEAKER_07: Is that you?
1:05:54
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it was me last night.
1:05:55
SPEAKER_07: Yep.
1:05:57
SPEAKER_11: So wait, did you die at the one David was?
1:06:00
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, David was at the David was at the five and I ate shit.
1:06:05
SPEAKER_07: 7-9 fucking murdered and he wasn't there for the guy that runs the monkey brow.
1:06:09
SPEAKER_07: But I just anytime I'm there, anytime he's there, anytime he's there, I fucking eat shit.
1:06:15
SPEAKER_07: Anytime.
1:06:16
SPEAKER_11: Okay, here's my riddle.
1:06:17
SPEAKER_11: What can you drive that has wheels and also flies?
1:06:21
SPEAKER_01: What can you drive as wheels and also fly?
1:06:23
SPEAKER_01: A plane.
1:06:24
SPEAKER_11: A garbage truck.
1:06:25
SPEAKER_11: Not yet! Yeah, not yet.
1:06:26
SPEAKER_11: Say that.
1:06:27
SPEAKER_01: Say it again.
1:06:28
SPEAKER_01: Say it again.
1:06:29
SPEAKER_11: What can you drive that has wheels but also flies?
1:06:32
SPEAKER_11: Flies.
1:06:32
SPEAKER_11: A garbage truck because it has flies flies.
1:06:34
SPEAKER_01: That's great, actually.
1:06:35
SPEAKER_01: I really like it.
1:06:36
SPEAKER_11: I think that's a good one.
1:06:37
SPEAKER_11: Um, why do French eat snails?
1:06:39
SPEAKER_11: Because they don't like fast food.
1:06:40
SPEAKER_11: That's not a fucking riddle.
1:06:42
SPEAKER_11: That's a bad joke.
1:06:45
SPEAKER_11: Rich people need it, poor people have it.
1:06:47
SPEAKER_11: If you eat it, you die.
1:06:48
SPEAKER_11: Problems.
1:06:49
SPEAKER_11: Nothing.
1:06:51
SPEAKER_04: What?
1:06:51
SPEAKER_04: Say that again.
1:06:52
SPEAKER_11: Rich people need it, poor people have it.
1:06:54
SPEAKER_11: If you eat it, you die.
1:06:56
SPEAKER_11: Nothing.
1:06:57
SPEAKER_07: That's not bad.
1:06:58
SPEAKER_11: I like the garbage truck one a little bit better.
1:07:00
SPEAKER_07: Right.
1:07:00
SPEAKER_07: No, hold on.
1:07:00
SPEAKER_07: Just let me type.
1:07:02
SPEAKER_07: Let me do one give me one more minute.
1:07:04
SPEAKER_01: I'm not even Googling anything.
1:07:06
SPEAKER_01: I'm just gonna ask me, I'm gonna say one that doesn't make sense, like is like No, well, let's not do that.
1:07:12
SPEAKER_07: Why not?
1:07:13
SPEAKER_07: Because what let's actually come on and hard and has a muff on it.
1:07:18
SPEAKER_07: Tom's penis.
1:07:21
SPEAKER_07: What it would have been a microphone.
1:07:23
SPEAKER_07: I think he'd get this too much.
1:07:24
SPEAKER_11: What is always coming?
1:07:26
SPEAKER_11: What is always coming but never arrives?
1:07:30
SPEAKER_01: Tom.
1:07:31
SPEAKER_11: Tomorrow.
1:07:32
SPEAKER_01: Really close.
1:07:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:07:33
SPEAKER_01: Tomorrow.
1:07:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but that's everybody.
1:07:35
SPEAKER_11: What goes down, what goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up.
1:07:42
SPEAKER_07: This is fucking umbrella.
1:07:45
SPEAKER_07: This is great.
1:07:46
SPEAKER_07: If you write this five-letter word at all capitals, it reads the same right side up and upside down.
1:07:52
SPEAKER_07: What word?
1:07:53
SPEAKER_11: Like a riddle.
1:07:54
SPEAKER_07: That's not really a riddle, is it?
1:07:56
SPEAKER_11: What is it?
1:07:57
SPEAKER_07: Swims.
1:07:59
SPEAKER_07: And I'm looking, I'm looking at it and I'm like, that's fucking brilliant.
1:08:02
SPEAKER_07: What can you find in the middle of March and April, but not at the beginning of either?
1:08:06
SPEAKER_11: What can you find at the beginning of the eye?
1:08:08
SPEAKER_11: Wait, what?
1:08:08
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, this is a good word.
1:08:10
SPEAKER_07: What can you find in the middle of March and April, but not at the beginning of either?
1:08:14
SPEAKER_01: Middle, say it one more time.
1:08:16
SPEAKER_07: It's good, right?
1:08:17
SPEAKER_07: What can you find in the middle of March and April, but not at the beginning of either?
1:08:23
SPEAKER_07: 15th.
1:08:24
SPEAKER_07: No.
1:08:24
SPEAKER_07: Fifty.
1:08:26
SPEAKER_07: No.
1:08:27
SPEAKER_07: Because of the fifteenth in the middle of both an R.
1:08:30
SPEAKER_07: Correct.
1:08:31
SPEAKER_07: That's careful.
1:08:32
SPEAKER_07: That's careful.
1:08:32
SPEAKER_07: That's it.
1:08:33
SPEAKER_07: Do it.
1:08:33
unknown: Do it.
1:08:35
SPEAKER_07: I think the garbage shock.
1:08:37
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
1:08:37
SPEAKER_07: Right?
1:08:37
SPEAKER_07: Let them back in.
1:08:38
SPEAKER_07: Let them back in.
1:08:40
SPEAKER_00: Did you hear us?
1:08:41
SPEAKER_10: I can't make out the LCM though.
1:08:47
SPEAKER_10: Oh, okay.
1:08:48
SPEAKER_10: Right.
1:08:50
SPEAKER_10: There's a reception.
1:08:51
SPEAKER_10: No, but Axime is like, oh no, they've heard it.
1:08:56
SPEAKER_04: Hey, maybe we taught them something.
1:08:58
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:08:58
SPEAKER_07: They're like, oh my god, they love it.
1:09:00
SPEAKER_07: We want to give you two.
1:09:02
SPEAKER_07: And you need to get both of them.
1:09:04
SPEAKER_07: No.
1:09:05
SPEAKER_07: Both of them?
1:09:05
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:09:07
SPEAKER_07: Use the I want to do my one.
1:09:10
SPEAKER_10: You do realize a party gateless item.
1:09:14
SPEAKER_10: Oh, Ricky.
1:09:15
SPEAKER_10: No, let's go with Fanny.
1:09:17
SPEAKER_06: Let's go with Fanny's Fanny.
1:09:18
SPEAKER_07: Hit him.
1:09:18
SPEAKER_06: Tell him what the riddle is for Shawn Michaels.
1:09:22
SPEAKER_11: What can you drive that has wheels and also flies?
1:09:27
SPEAKER_07: We kind of want him to get it.
1:09:28
SPEAKER_11: I know now I've misunderstood.
1:09:30
SPEAKER_11: I've misunderstood.
1:09:31
SPEAKER_07: Let's so do mine.
1:09:34
SPEAKER_07: Let's so do mine.
1:09:36
SPEAKER_07: Because we do want to get it.
1:09:37
SPEAKER_11: We do want Sean to get it.
1:09:39
SPEAKER_07: I thought it was about What can you find in the middle of March and April, but not at the beginning of either?
1:09:48
SPEAKER_07: Can I look at calendar?
1:09:51
SPEAKER_11: Oh, he's not gonna get it.
1:09:52
SPEAKER_07: No, you totally can.
1:09:53
SPEAKER_07: He's gonna get it.
1:09:54
SPEAKER_07: We got it.
1:09:54
SPEAKER_07: He's gonna have to roll for Sean.
1:09:56
SPEAKER_07: Well, you got it.
1:09:57
SPEAKER_07: I didn't get it.
1:09:58
SPEAKER_07: What can you find in the middle of March and April?
1:10:01
SPEAKER_10: So Sean's phone just looks, but he's got what he this is the only thing he'll be able to do with his phone.
1:10:07
SPEAKER_01: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1:10:08
SPEAKER_01: I had to sit there looking like a dumb fuck for a long time.
1:10:10
SPEAKER_10: I told you, I told you you had a phone.
1:10:13
SPEAKER_10: Yeah, but I didn't want to look at it.
1:10:15
SPEAKER_10: What is in the middle like a notebook?
1:10:17
SPEAKER_00: You look like a notebook.
1:10:18
SPEAKER_10: What's in the middle of March and April?
1:10:20
SPEAKER_10: Correct, but not at the beginning of either.
1:10:22
SPEAKER_11: It's so easy.
1:10:22
SPEAKER_11: You're gonna be mad that you the 31st.
1:10:24
SPEAKER_07: You fucking I went for that one too.
1:10:28
SPEAKER_07: I went for that one and the other one.
1:10:30
SPEAKER_07: It's not come on, think about okay.
1:10:33
SPEAKER_07: Can I hit him?
1:10:34
SPEAKER_07: Can I hand him?
1:10:35
SPEAKER_07: You're kinda right.
1:10:36
SPEAKER_07: And I'll yes.
1:10:38
SPEAKER_07: Uh did you tell him?
1:10:40
SPEAKER_07: No.
1:10:41
SPEAKER_07: Did he get it?
1:10:42
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:10:43
SPEAKER_07: Shawn Michaels gets the thing.
1:10:44
SPEAKER_07: No, he doesn't.
1:10:45
SPEAKER_07: He sent the folly first.
1:10:46
SPEAKER_07: Oh you.
1:10:47
SPEAKER_11: No, but that was like a that was your thinking you're like.
1:10:52
SPEAKER_07: Can I ask?
1:10:52
SPEAKER_07: How does a garbage truck fly?
1:10:55
SPEAKER_11: Flies in it.
1:10:56
SPEAKER_11: Little buzzing flies.
1:10:58
SPEAKER_11: This is why you didn't like it.
1:11:00
SPEAKER_11: You didn't get it.
1:11:00
SPEAKER_10: I didn't get it.
1:11:01
SPEAKER_10: I don't think that works either.
1:11:02
SPEAKER_11: It does.
1:11:03
SPEAKER_10: It's better than the feathers.
1:11:04
SPEAKER_10: Does it also fly?
1:11:05
SPEAKER_10: Yeah, it has flies.
1:11:06
SPEAKER_11: No, no, but that's literally what it says, Liam.
1:11:09
SPEAKER_11: No, you says what can you drive that has wheels and flies?
1:11:13
SPEAKER_11: Oh, right.
1:11:14
SPEAKER_10: It has wheels and flies.
1:11:15
SPEAKER_07: It's in the same sense.
1:11:16
SPEAKER_04: Well, all depends when it leaves.
1:11:19
SPEAKER_04: Like when it leaves the it in in the middle, maybe.
1:11:22
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, but but if the first garbage truck is the first collection?
1:11:25
SPEAKER_07: Come on.
1:11:27
SPEAKER_11: I think garbage truck has always been stinky.
1:11:30
SPEAKER_10: So uh Sean holds up, so Alan says that to him.
1:11:34
SPEAKER_10: What can you find in the middle of April and March, but it doesn't end with it.
1:11:40
SPEAKER_10: Sean holds up a three and then at one and he goes, hey, it ended up silly, stupid, ugly little man.
1:11:50
SPEAKER_11: Let him answer, Alan.
1:11:52
SPEAKER_11: Alan, let him answer fully within another time.
1:11:56
SPEAKER_09: No, I know it was in his head.
1:11:57
SPEAKER_09: He thought it was the first offense.
1:11:59
SPEAKER_07: No, no, he put the three and the one up to create an R Dawn like this.
1:12:06
SPEAKER_07: Uh-huh.
1:12:06
SPEAKER_07: That's kind of Dawn?
1:12:08
SPEAKER_07: Yep.
1:12:08
SPEAKER_10: Do you remember when I knew you were stealing from my toilet?
1:12:11
SPEAKER_10: That's correct.
1:12:11
SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
1:12:12
SPEAKER_10: You're the all you are God.
1:12:13
SPEAKER_10: You are all powerful.
1:12:14
SPEAKER_11: What?
1:12:14
SPEAKER_10: Omnipotent.
1:12:15
SPEAKER_11: You were trying to steal from the toilet?
1:12:17
SPEAKER_10: He's omnipotent, this guy.
1:12:18
SPEAKER_10: Right.
1:12:19
SPEAKER_10: Well, I think that brings an end to listen in my pussy palace.
1:12:24
SPEAKER_10: Uh so Alan Alan goes, until we meet again, go forth and be well.
1:12:28
SPEAKER_10: And then the sand crashes down on top of you.
1:12:31
SPEAKER_10: It doesn't do any damage.
1:12:34
SPEAKER_00: What the fuck in hell, man?
1:12:37
SPEAKER_00: That is too funny.
1:12:39
SPEAKER_07: The sand crumbles down.
1:12:43
SPEAKER_07: So you couldn't wait.
1:12:45
SPEAKER_07: You literally couldn't wait.
1:12:46
SPEAKER_07: He's wrapping it up, man.
1:12:48
SPEAKER_11: I didn't, but I didn't know the noise it was gonna make.
1:12:51
SPEAKER_07: Oh, he's wrapping it up and just boring.
1:13:01
SPEAKER_11: So this is the sound of the sand crushing around us, but we're still saying sand crumbling down.
1:13:06
SPEAKER_11: I'm a little bit like I signed a consent for him to do like a bit of fucking, like not even a hand.
1:13:11
SPEAKER_11: Handy.
1:13:13
SPEAKER_11: I didn't even get so much as Grays.
1:13:15
SPEAKER_11: And we were inside of a Pussy Palace.
1:13:17
SPEAKER_11: And we didn't get even like Oh my god, you can't do three.
1:13:21
SPEAKER_11: You can't do three times.
1:13:22
SPEAKER_07: Three's insane.
1:13:23
SPEAKER_07: Three is insane.
1:13:27
SPEAKER_07: Pussy Palace.
1:13:28
SPEAKER_07: Pussy Palace.
1:13:29
SPEAKER_07: Oh, thank you for listening to this week's episode.
1:13:32
SPEAKER_07: If you join us on Patreon, uh you can hear more mechanical noises with us.
1:13:39
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, we're gonna do our next episode on a construction site.
1:13:43
SPEAKER_10: Okay, so Alan says, he goes, and now you've had the full experience, my pussy palace.
1:13:49
SPEAKER_10: I hope you can go forward, though.
1:13:52
SPEAKER_10: How can you live without this?
1:13:54
SPEAKER_10: And then the sand starts to crash down on top of you, doesn't do any damage to you, specs like crashing down, totally disappears.
1:14:01
SPEAKER_10: Alan's got in it in front of you as the shop on the rocks again.
1:14:05
SPEAKER_11: But he said, How can you live without this?
1:14:07
SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
1:14:07
SPEAKER_10: I think that's just like a little tag.
1:14:09
SPEAKER_10: He's being he's being he's being like, he's that's his sort of character.
1:14:12
SPEAKER_07: I don't think he meant like you can't.
1:14:14
SPEAKER_11: I thought he was taking something from us.
1:14:15
SPEAKER_07: No, no, he's he's just being cocky.
1:14:17
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, he's just that sort of guy.
1:14:19
SPEAKER_07: Well, for once he's being cocky.
1:14:21
unknown: Yeah.
1:14:22
SPEAKER_07: Weird guy.
1:14:23
SPEAKER_07: Weird guy, very omnipotent.
1:14:24
SPEAKER_04: Horny! I gave up my friends.
1:14:27
SPEAKER_10: Yeah, you're gonna live to regret that.
1:14:29
SPEAKER_10: Uh Bill.
1:14:30
SPEAKER_10: That well, that does bring an end to this episode.
1:14:33
SPEAKER_10: Uh so tune in uh for the next one and we'll say goodbye.
1:14:44
SPEAKER_07: Thanks so much for listening, everyone.
1:14:45
SPEAKER_07: Just a few quick shout outs before we wrap up the episode.
1:14:48
SPEAKER_07: First of all, a big shout out to the person who designed our image, uh Kitty Christland R.
1:14:54
SPEAKER_07: Alan Orr, who did the theme music, and last but certainly not least, John Stables, who does all of our sound production and editing, and there's a lot of work to stuff to do that.
1:15:06
SPEAKER_07: So thank you, John Allen.