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Chris Franjola on P. Diddy, Conjoined Twin Wedding and Getting Punched in the Face · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
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  Speaker 1: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
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  Speaker 1: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
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  Speaker 1: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
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  Speaker 1: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 2: Woo, woo. Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello, and welcome to
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  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop, the one, the favorite, everyone's favorite, boyfriend, dad,
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  Speaker 2: gay best friend, whatever you want to say.
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  Speaker 3: I can fill all those categories.
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  Speaker 2: You really can. Musical theater guest. All of it. You're
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  Speaker 2: plus one.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, sure.
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  Speaker 2: You can be a great plus one for a sporting
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  Speaker 2: event or Broadway.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I try to tell people.
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  Speaker 2: You're just a delight.
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  Speaker 3: I do work around the house. Heavy lifting I can do.
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  Speaker 3: Light hauling. Electrical work.
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  Speaker 2: Staging.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'll stage this.
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  Speaker 2: In interior design.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely. All of it.
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  Speaker 2: Don't get a mirror home goods. It'll never come out.
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  Speaker 3: I was there yesterday. Oh, yes. Good to be back. Hello.
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  Speaker 3: How are you? Welcome back from La Quinta. What a life.
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  Speaker 2: We had the best Easter ever. You know, through so
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  Speaker 2: many Easters, being that my sister and I, our kids
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  Speaker 2: are close in age, she's my best friend. But many
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  Speaker 2: years we didn't spend it together because who wants to
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  Speaker 2: drive the three hours to get to each other? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Now that we have a place there, we just had
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  Speaker 2: the best Easter weekend ever. I was there from Thursday
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  Speaker 2: and then drove in this morning.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And we did a Saturday night Easter thing with a... Um,
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  Speaker 2: with an Easter egg hunt, which was super fun.
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  Speaker 3: But the kids are a little older for that.
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  Speaker 2: We haven't done it in a few years, but I
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  Speaker 2: was like, look, we're going to do the Easter egg hunt.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: We did, uh, money, dollars, twenties, fives, all of it.
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  Speaker 3: What was the highest denomination? Twenties?
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  Speaker 2: Twenties. We did candy.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And then I did this other thing and moms, you
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  Speaker 2: can steal it. It is a great idea for a
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  Speaker 2: warrant of an adult or whatever. I made little pieces
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  Speaker 2: of paper. And if you got those, first of all,
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  Speaker 2: whoever got the most eggs won an extra $ 20. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So you want to get as many eggs. Then you
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  Speaker 2: take your loot and you separate money, candy, and these
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  Speaker 2: things which I call challenges.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And you have to do them, whether you got five
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  Speaker 2: of them or one of them. You can trade with
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  Speaker 2: another cousin, but you have to do it. And one
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  Speaker 2: was like, sing a Miley Cyrus song. So my nephew
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  Speaker 2: got that. Then he looked up the words and it
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  Speaker 2: was really cute because he's not a singer. The other
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  Speaker 2: ones were things to benefit us. So one was, what
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  Speaker 2: makes your mom better than all the other moms? Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: And Drake did that one and it was fucking hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: So he had to get up there and say- He
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  Speaker 3: got up.
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  Speaker 2: There and he's like, she hasn't beat me. She hasn't
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  Speaker 2: starved me. She hasn't kept me in a room.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like that woman.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: That influence.
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  Speaker 2: And he goes, so therefore I guess she's better than
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  Speaker 2: some moms. And I was like, so it was really funny.
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  Speaker 3: That was nice that you were compared to the most
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  Speaker 3: horrible mom in the world and you won.
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  Speaker 2: I won.
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  Speaker 3: That was pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: I won. And then like Brandon, one was make a
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  Speaker 2: rap about today. Brandon did a great rap. He's really
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  Speaker 2: good at like improv rap. And then, like, Haley got
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  Speaker 2: something sweet, like, what's your favorite thing about your mom, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: And then Brandon also got imitate your dad in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: So it was, like, hacking up fluids.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Talking about how the, you know, the podcast, da-da-da-da, the podcast, and,
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  Speaker 2: you know, Brandon take out the trash. It was, like, hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: And so that was a really fun thing that we
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  Speaker 2: all did together. And then the next morning we went
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  Speaker 2: to breakfast. So it was perfect.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I have a four-year-old.
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  Speaker 2: So that's cutest age ever.
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  Speaker 3: I know. However, we kind of dropped the ball on Easter.
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  Speaker 3: We had a lot going on.
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  Speaker 2: Well, because it was raining here too, right?
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  Speaker 3: It was raining. And it was raining on Saturday a lot.
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  Speaker 3: And then we thought it was going to... The forecast
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  Speaker 3: was Sunday was going to be a washout.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So we thought it was. So we were like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: just forget it. She'll just watch TV. She likes to
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  Speaker 3: watch TV. She's like a lazy kid. I always ask her,
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  Speaker 3: what would be your best day? She goes, having lunch
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  Speaker 3: in bed. So anyway... We totally forgot like eggs are
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  Speaker 3: hiding or anything.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So in the morning I got up like a panic
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  Speaker 3: at 6 a.m. And we had two hard boiled eggs
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  Speaker 3: in the refrigerator. And I took them out. Not colored. Nothing.
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  Speaker 3: I got a magic marker. A Sharpie. A black Sharpie.
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  Speaker 3: And I wrote happy Easter on one. And then the
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  Speaker 3: other one I drew like a little Easter bunny face.
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  Speaker 3: And I hid them in the living room.
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  Speaker 2: The hunt was for two eggs?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Well, let me, so then my daughter wakes up and
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  Speaker 3: I said, I think I heard an Easter Bunny in here.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody was jumping around in here last night. She's like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: maybe it was Easter Bunny. I said, I think so.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe they hid something. So she looks and finds them both,
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  Speaker 3: and she's like, but these are like real eggs. I
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  Speaker 3: was like, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, I've watched a lot of TV, and I
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  Speaker 2: see that there's plastic eggs, and there's supposed to be
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  Speaker 2: some good shit in them.
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  Speaker 3: And inside the plastic egg is fun stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like what's this?
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  Speaker 3: These were hard-boiled eggs that weren't even– but didn't that–
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  Speaker 3: I thought we used to hide hard-boiled eggs.
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  Speaker 2: We did. Okay. In our day– In our day as
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  Speaker 2: a Southern California Catholic kid, we would color all the eggs.
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  Speaker 3: And then hide those.
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  Speaker 2: And then my dad would throw them all. And he
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  Speaker 2: would actually do a map so that he would remember
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  Speaker 2: because we'd had some ones that we never found. And
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  Speaker 2: then it would smell horrible in our backyard.
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  Speaker 3: Right, right.
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  Speaker 2: And he'd be like, hot, hot, cold, cold.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you went outside.
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  Speaker 2: In our backyard. We'd always do it in our backyard. Hot, hot, cold, cold.
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  Speaker 2: And he would try to do it so that Shannon
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  Speaker 2: and I both scored like 12 each or 10 each
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  Speaker 2: or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And that was it. It was just a hunt. And
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  Speaker 2: then my mom would bake deviled eggs. Deviled eggs and
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  Speaker 2: Bloody Mary for the family.
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  Speaker 3: Fantastic. So wait a minute. It was hard-boiled eggs, though.
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  Speaker 3: It was.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even think those plastic eggs were invented when
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  Speaker 2: I was a kid.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't think so either. So anyway, we failed
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  Speaker 3: on that. And then we got a basket, the worst.
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  Speaker 3: It had a big ball in it. And then underneath
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  Speaker 3: the ball, we were under the impression it was going
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  Speaker 3: to be a bunch of fun stuff. And it wasn't.
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  Speaker 3: It was just a ball with like a.
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  Speaker 2: The pre-made baskets, you mean.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, pre-made baskets.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, those suck. I think they call those days
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  Speaker 2: where you just lay in your pajamas all day and
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  Speaker 2: eat in your bed and watch TV. There's a name
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  Speaker 2: for them. It's not called like a mental health day.
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  Speaker 2: It's called- Depression.
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  Speaker 3: My daughter's depressed. No, she just, you know, doesn't every
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  Speaker 3: kid- Who doesn't? Every kid likes to eat. We try
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  Speaker 3: to monitor it, you know, but it's one of those
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  Speaker 3: things like, oh, I mean, I grew up on TV
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  Speaker 3: and I turned out okay.
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  Speaker 2: My niece, when she was little, like she'd only go
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  Speaker 2: to school, preschool, like- I don't know, every other day
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  Speaker 2: or something. Yeah. So she'd wake up and be like, oh, please, Bobby,
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  Speaker 2: don't tell me it's a farm school day. Don't you
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  Speaker 2: and I just want to go to lunch and snuggle?
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  Speaker 2: Like she just was like, fuck that.
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  Speaker 3: I know. But whatever. Anyway, so that was our Easter.
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  Speaker 2: My mom used to do the trickery where she'd go,
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  Speaker 2: you know, go to the store.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And it'd be like the one time she, I was,
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  Speaker 2: someone else could watch me and I didn't go to
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  Speaker 2: the store. And she'd come back and she'd be like, Well,
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  Speaker 2: that was the worst. The Easter Bunny was ahead of
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  Speaker 2: me in line buying all these eggs and he had
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  Speaker 2: all these coupons. And I just remember just imagining like
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  Speaker 2: a full-blown Easter Bunny like in the checkout line at
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  Speaker 2: Ralph's and being like, how did I fucking miss this?
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  Speaker 2: The only time I felt that same way is when
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  Speaker 2: my friend lied and said she was at a Christmas
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  Speaker 2: party with JFK Jr., And it was the one time
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  Speaker 2: I stayed in. The one time I was like, I'm
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  Speaker 2: too burnt out to go to this Christmas party.
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  Speaker 3: Was there really?
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  Speaker 2: No, it was a lie. It was April Fool's, which
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  Speaker 2: is today. It was April Fool's, but that was a lie.
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  Speaker 2: But they didn't tell me it was a lie for
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  Speaker 2: like 24 hours.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: So much is going on. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Is it ever?
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  Speaker 2: Conjoined twins, Abby and Brittany. These are the, they're probably
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  Speaker 2: about 30 or something now. They had a series only
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  Speaker 2: for one year about, 10 years ago on TLC. So
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  Speaker 2: for those of you who don't know, they had lots
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  Speaker 2: of 2020s and things.
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  Speaker 3: An Oprah appearance, a very famous Oprah appearance.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. So they were conjoined. So they have two heads,
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  Speaker 2: two arms, and they have two hearts, but the bottom
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  Speaker 2: half of their body is one.
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  Speaker 3: So it's my.
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  Speaker 2: Understanding they'll I don't know if they have two uteruses,
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  Speaker 2: but they have one vagina, one way to pee, and
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  Speaker 2: two legs.
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  Speaker 3: Butthole.
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  Speaker 2: I assume one butthole, yes. Everything for the butthole. And
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  Speaker 2: they looked into separating them at the time.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And they were told very, very unlikely that they'd live
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  Speaker 2: through it because there was just too much combined with
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  Speaker 2: other conjoined twins. Maybe they lose an arm or maybe
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  Speaker 2: one leg, but it's like only their hips are, you know,
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  Speaker 2: like their massive organs are not attached. And that's why
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  Speaker 2: they didn't do it. So they went on to have fun.
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  Speaker 2: They'd be visited by cameras every once in a while.
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  Speaker 2: And then they were, they are currently fifth grade teachers.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, school teachers.
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  Speaker 2: And- Now, this is what's interesting because I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: do they have a TLC show now? No, they were married.
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  Speaker 2: And I say they, though he said only one is married.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, one got married.
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  Speaker 2: The one that's closest to the husband in the photo
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  Speaker 2: is the one that he actually married. So when they
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  Speaker 2: show them dancing, he's only kissing the one that he's married.
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  Speaker 2: And the other one is just there for the ride.
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  Speaker 3: Which kind of has to be.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. He is a vet, He, an army veteran and
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  Speaker 2: he is a nurse. So like, you know, they're both,
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  Speaker 2: all three of them are professional people. And now I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 2: if this happened in 2021, how did this get out? Well,
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  Speaker 2: they have a TikTok page and I guess they load
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  Speaker 2: it up and just finally someone realized they had a
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  Speaker 2: TikTok page. Or is this a soft launch to tell
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  Speaker 2: us they are going to be having another series on TLC?
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  Speaker 3: I heard they wanted out of the spotlight. That's why
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  Speaker 3: they– so maybe that you could be– right. But I
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  Speaker 3: heard that they– That just happened.
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  Speaker 2: Someone just happened to have found that they posted on something.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Look, you know, I know there's like a million.
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  Speaker 3: Jokes to be had, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: But they are who they are and they deserve– To
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  Speaker 2: have love. And there's nobody else like them.
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  Speaker 3: I know. Well, I think there's probably a few others. No,
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  Speaker 3: there is.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody else on this earth like that, that are living
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  Speaker 2: as two people attached. In my opinion, in my research,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that there is.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It's a very unique case. But maybe I'm wrong.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe one of these countries, you know.
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  Speaker 2: One of these countries that don't have cameras. They're like
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  Speaker 2: out of a village. Yes, exactly. So I think that...
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  Speaker 2: So they said they want to be moms, in which
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  Speaker 2: they would. They'd have one child.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know which egg would drop because I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if there's two uterus. This is only one uterus.
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  Speaker 2: But I think they could actually carry a child if
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  Speaker 2: they wanted. I think it would probably be very complicated
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  Speaker 2: and it would probably be much safer to do it
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  Speaker 2: with a surrogate.
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  Speaker 3: But what do I know? Well, I think just looking
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  Speaker 3: at the pictures. Now, this is one of those stories
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  Speaker 3: you want to tiptoe into. Yes, tiptoe. Because we all
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  Speaker 3: have the same questions. I mean, let's face it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to try and be as delicate as we
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  Speaker 3: can with this one, but come on. There was a honeymoon,
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  Speaker 3: and there's one person there who's got to be a
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  Speaker 3: part of it, but doesn't necessarily want to be a
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  Speaker 3: part of it. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: You're along for the ride. OK, well, clearly, you know,
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  Speaker 2: they made sure that that was the side that she
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  Speaker 2: sat on. So he's closest to the one he married. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then obviously when you're making love.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you know, you're the ultimate third wheel. So
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  Speaker 2: I guess you could maybe put on like headphones and
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  Speaker 2: a mask. Sure. But you would be able to feel it.
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  Speaker 2: You'd be able to feel it. And you know what?
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  Speaker 2: So what? If these girls were my daughters, I would
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  Speaker 2: be like, great experience at all.
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  Speaker 3: Of course.
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  Speaker 2: Experience at all. I would encourage them not to do
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  Speaker 2: the TLC show. I don't think the money is going
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  Speaker 2: to be worth the pain and the hate that you'll
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  Speaker 2: get being so public. And they've been public– they've been
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  Speaker 2: the school teachers for like a decade. And all those
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  Speaker 2: people at that school are very happy to have them
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  Speaker 2: teach and love it and like– And also, if your
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  Speaker 2: kid was taught by the conjoined twins in fifth grade,
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  Speaker 2: that's a good college essay.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, when I was going through those essays with Brandon,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, you got to have something original. These people
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  Speaker 2: are bored. They're reading how you gave shoes to children
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  Speaker 2: in another country. It's not that juicy. Neither is when
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  Speaker 2: you won the 5K or whatever. What we need is
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  Speaker 2: what it was like to be taught by conjoined twins.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And hear about it in a beautiful, interesting way.
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  Speaker 3: You ever do like a family picnic or whatever? Sometimes
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  Speaker 3: they'll do a thing called the three-legged race where you'll
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  Speaker 3: tie yourself to somebody else and then you do your
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  Speaker 3: best to get down. So now imagine you're in a
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  Speaker 3: three-legged race and then usually at the end of the
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  Speaker 3: three-legged race, you would stop and everybody would untie each
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  Speaker 3: other and go home. But now the three-legged race, you
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  Speaker 3: just stay together with the person. You go back to
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  Speaker 3: the house and then they fuck their husband while you're attached.
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  Speaker 3: That's what it is.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, there was conjoined twins before them, and I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if there's still a lot.
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  Speaker 3: They were at the head or something, right?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: One, yes, they both had heads and bodies.
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  Speaker 3: They used to do a lot of the Maury Poviches
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  Speaker 3: and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: But one was, like, smaller, so that person's body was
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  Speaker 2: on a little, like, rolling stool. Yes. And one wanted
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  Speaker 2: to do charity work, and the other one really wasn't interested.
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  Speaker 2: I remember going, so one was, like, volunteering at the...
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: At the hospital, the other one was just like arms
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: crossed or whatever. And then the other one, and definitely
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: you could look up this, wanted to be a country singer.
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: I remember it vividly.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: And the one I think on the rolling chair was
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: the one that was singing. And the other one just
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: had to be like her hype woman.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: Maybe my mind is playing tricks on me. I thought
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: one of them wanted to be a stand-up comedian, too.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: I really think there was a minute where they were.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Most stand-up comedians actually want to be singers. So probably
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: when she didn't get a song, she was like, well,
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: this can't be very hard. I mean, imagine the jokes.
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: It would be amazing if they got up there.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, the guy seems like a nice... He is.
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: But he's obviously got a type or some sort of...
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: He's got a fetish.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: I think they... met somewhere and they connected on a
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: level that he was, maybe he didn't have a lot
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: of girlfriends before and was just like, I totally connect
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: with her and her sister.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: And we don't care what the rest of the world says.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: It's, this has got to be tough for all the
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: single ladies out there who are like, I can't find
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: a man. Really? You can't, look who got married last week.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: You can't find him. What is wrong with you? This guy,
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: who's a nice looking man.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: He did it. They did it. What is your problem?
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: It's got to be a tough day for the single ladies.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: No, because there's too many women encouraging their other girlfriends like,
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: you can do better, sister. Kick him to the curb. Well,
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: guess what? Maybe you can't. No, exactly. Maybe you better settle.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: It's tough out there. There's one of them who's still single.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: I mean, now this guy, I mean, if.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: The- I mean, that's the other thing. Like, what if
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: he brings a friend to a dinner?
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: And they're holding, he's holding the hand of the wife,
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: you know, and they're there and the sister's there just
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: like eating her chicken parm. And then he's like, oh,
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: I want you to meet my army buddy, you know, whatever.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: And he comes over and he's like, hey, you never
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: remember when we were in the foxhole, whatever. Then they
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: start talking.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: And she really connects with him. And he really connects
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: with her.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Now what?
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Now that I say.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: We could do now what's all day. You know, I mean, it's.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: But doesn't she get to experience. Yeah. Yeah. And then
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: the other one has to put on the mask and
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: the ear.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: But you know what? They're good people. They're contributing to society.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: They are. If they choose to share more about their life,
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: then I hope it's extremely profitable. TLC, I know you
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: don't pay a lot.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: So maybe don't go to TLC. Maybe go to Netflix
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: or something.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: And how much do you pay them? Do you pay
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: them for one or two?
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just saying, if you're them and you're like,
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: we were getting so much attention, everyone's talking about including
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop. Get a good entertainment attorney and see if
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: there is somebody like a Netflix or a Hulu that's
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: willing to pay more than TLC.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Because I don't think they pay enough, in my opinion.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: for it? This exclusive place that Dad has connections with.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: They have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch. What's it called?
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: It's Dune ADL.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Where?
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Dune DL?
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: There's an accent on the E.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Do you mean... Yes, I got it on Dundale Cars.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: Lift?
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: Please. Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage! No. Dundale Cars.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: filed against me.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: started crying. Everybody in life encounters hardships.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: What defines them is not those hard moments that they
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: go through.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: It's about what happens next.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: I realized how valuable every day was.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: You're worth the work.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: OK, so also Gypsy Rose Blanchard, who was the little
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: girl who was a victim of munch houses by proxy
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: with her mother and was horribly abused and went in wheelchairs.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: They did like medical fraud and all these fake things.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: She met a guy online and he and she planned
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: for him to kill the mom, which he did. He
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: is doing life.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: She got in half years and then she got out.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: And so when she came out, there was a lot
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: of media around her. People were obsessed because there's been
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: so many there's been scripted movies, there's been documentary.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: All of it. Right.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: And she married this guy that she met online who
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: was he was like a teacher or something. And they
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: did a circuit of interviews and red carpet and stuff.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: She has announced it's over with him.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: And it was pretty quick, right?
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: It's only been a few months.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: It's over with him. They are breaking– they broke up.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: They're separated. She made an announcement she is going to
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: live with her parents. And the parent is the dad
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: that didn't have custody of the kid because it was
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: like a one-night stand with that woman. Yeah. And his wife,
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: who he's had for like 20 years, who she's close to,
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: she's going to live with them in the bayou away
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: from the husband.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: And I think it's amazing because she– a couple of
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: things that I think would happen while they break up.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: One is the uncanny resemblance between the man that she
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: married and the mother that her boyfriend killed.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: They look exactly alike, especially by a certain angle. The smile,
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: the glasses, the jawline, all of it.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: And I don't think she ever noticed it until she
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: got out and the internet went ablaze.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Thought I'd put it.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: And that can give you an ick factor that you
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: maybe didn't realize existed.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: I bet.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Personally, there have been some moments where I look at
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Peter and with his hair, which is the exact, very
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: similar style to my dad's hair. And I'm like, wow,
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: now that is very similar to my dad. Now, my
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: dad didn't abuse me. My dad was a total delight. Right.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: And my dad is dead and I didn't kill him.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: So for me, someone being like, oh my God, Peter
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: sort of looks a little bit like your dad, you know,
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: with the hair and stature. That's one thing.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: Right. But I mean, don't we all– I mean, there
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: is some– But.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Mom and husband is a little weird and then given
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: the history. But what were you going to say?
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, we're all attracted, I think. Don't we– in
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: our significant others, isn't there always some sort of parallel to.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Or trait or personality trait or something.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing. I don't know.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: But again, my mother didn't pull my teeth out when
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: I was four. Didn't she do that to her? She
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: would pull.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Her teeth out. Then I think she would do the
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: gold caps, which I don't even know. But to– put
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: her in a wheelchair when she could walk. I mean,
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: it was horrific.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: And so, but there was this one, this one kind
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: of funny thing that I saw that I don't know
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: where it was, but it was like showing up in
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: my feet at a time on TikTok. And there was
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: this guy who just kept quoting her in her voice
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: and like annoying his mom. And it was making me
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: laugh so hard. It was like, I don't care about
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: the haters. I'm living my best life. And the D
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: is fire. Like her husband's dick was fire. Because she's
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: someone who was like– someone had said like he's not
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: attractive or whatever. And she went off on social media
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: to say like, I'm living my best life and the
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: D is fire. And like that she's just getting it.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: And I guess it just wasn't all enough. But he
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: could have been a little too excited about the fame thing.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: I saw them getting out of like a car and
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: a paparazzi was around him and they seemed to be loving.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: He did at least.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Yes. And so, you know, and he was just a
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: teacher before. I think I know what happened. Yeah. I
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: think she was in negotiations for a podcast.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, and I think he wanted to be part of it.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: And I think that and looking like the mother, she
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: was like, this is I don't want to do this.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: I want to be on my own. Also, you're like
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: the only guy I've really had a relationship with besides
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: the one that killed my mother. Yeah. So I'd like
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: to see if some other D is on fire. And
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: that's what happened.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. There's a lot of D's that are on fire.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: They did.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: I think they did one practice podcast and she was like.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Shut up. You're so annoying. And that was it.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Well, he also looks a little bit like family guy,
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Peter Griffin. So maybe he has a career.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Good luck to her.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Okay. Good luck to all of them.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Doja Cat is very upset because she wore her natural hair,
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: which is bleached blonde. And I guess people said that
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: her hair looked like pubes.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, it doesn't. It looks like a short haircut.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, I just want to say, you can't. Why
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: are you giving them? You know, like, have you seen
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: how much shit J-Lo's been getting?
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: For that show on Netflix or one of.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: The Netflix show that there was the Netflix show, which
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: was like a, you know, all these different music videos
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: of her, like acting like.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Rosie, fantasies.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: And then she went around with like an umbrella and
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: was like dancing. Right. And she was like, Hey Joe,
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: like the last line of it is like, and it's,
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: and it's fat Joe is supposed to be your therapist about,
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: cause she's had so many loves.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: And she was like, Never stop believing in love. This
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: is my favorite line of the movie. Never stop believing
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: in love. I'm like, that's your favorite line of the movie? Anyway,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: so that got a lot of shit. People couldn't believe
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: how ridiculous. Then she did a second movie documentary about
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: the making of that.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: And how hard it is. And then people also, in it,
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: she did this video where she takes her hair out
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: of its bun. She's like, my hair looks like, reminds
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: me when I was 16 years old. Crazy, crazy girl,
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: repping up and down the Bronx.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Going to the bodega. And then everyone's like, you know,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: you really didn't have that heart.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: Of a life. They show the street she lives on.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not how you order the food in the bodega.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Nice little suburban area.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: But then she did the thing where she posted something
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: and she's like dancing around and she just writes like, unbothered.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, then you are bothered.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: You are bothered. You're showing that you're unbothered. You're bothered.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: You're not addressing it, but you're trying to say, like,
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: you could all hate on me, but I'm the one,
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: fucking Ben Affleck, looking at a $ 30 million townhouse in
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: New York. But that's all you have to do. Just
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: go show– call the paparazzi to let them know that
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: you're going to look at these $ 30 million places, which
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: she did. But that's all you have to do. You
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: don't also have to do the unbothered video. That's my
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: advice as someone who's been through it.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: I watch a lot of the two of them coming
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: out of different– restaurants or whatever. And I don't think
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Ben Affleck gives her enough time to get in the
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: car before he slams the door. Every time. I'm like, wow.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: I mean, you didn't even look to see if her
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: leg was still out or her foot. And nobody, I
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: don't see anybody reacting to the fact that this might
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: be a problem in his marriage. How hard he slams
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: the door every time.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: You are so right.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: And she's not even in yet. Every time. I just
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: watched one yesterday. She gets in the Range Rover or
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: whatever and he slams the door and I swear she
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: just got her foot in. Within seconds of getting slammed
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: in the door.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: I've been married a long ass time. And if I
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: ever get to the level where paparazzi are around, I'm
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: literally going to always have to go, Peter, you got
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: to open my door.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: He is not a door opener.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He's just not.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I know some guys are raised that way.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Maybe if I, in the beginning of dating, would have insisted,
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: my dad didn't do it for my mom either.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: It was just something that we didn't do. I think
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: it's so classy. I think guys should do it. I
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: don't know that my boys will do it because I
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: don't think– I think if you don't see it– You
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: got to teach them. And you don't have some– but
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: it's weird for me to teach it when I'm like, hey,
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: dad doesn't do it, but this is what you– I
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: don't know. I try. But like, no, like you're walking.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: It's quicker. Just get the fuck– open the door.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because then you got to walk around.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but of course, of all the paparazzi you're watching–
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: and so I think that's probably like– he was probably
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: like– I know. And then she always has to act like,
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: oh my God, why are they here? Why are they here, Ben?
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: And we're like... At this point, it's just like, he
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: knows that she's called him.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: Did she make it? Somebody, like her people make that.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: But why did she still eat paparazzi? At this point.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: He says, okay, there's a clip in the documentary.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: And this is something not enough people have talked about,
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: so I'm glad you reminded me. He says... I had
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: an addiction with alcohol.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: And, you know, it was very hard to break up
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: with it. J-Lo, whatever he calls it, I don't even know,
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: but he basically says, the gist of it is she
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: is addicted to this. There's never enough followers. There's never
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: enough movies. There's never enough products. There's never enough things.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: She can't stop. That's her addiction. She has one glass
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: of champagne a year, yet she starts an alcohol company
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: when she doesn't drink and her husband's an alcoholic because
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: she can't say no to a deal. It's like if
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: someone brought me a deal and it really was against
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: my brand or whatever, I mean, I have. I've turned
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: down stuff. I've turned down ads that just don't align
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: with what I've said on this show. But yeah, I think.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: That's... She's just addicted to the whole thing, the fame
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: and everything.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he says that, and he knows it, and
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: I think he's getting tired of it.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Do you remember when Warren Beatty said a similar thing
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: about Madonna in Truth or Dare? Yes. That documentary from
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: years ago.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: She was so ahead of her time. She was the
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: first to have a thirsty dog.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Somebody said something about her doing something on camera, and
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Warren Beatty laughed and said, it doesn't do anything off camera.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't exist if it's not on camera. And actually,
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: she was the first to do that with Truth or Dare,
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: but she didn't continue that life. And then she got
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: a little thirsty in the last four years with Instagram.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: She started to do all the thirsty stuff that we
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: all do and younger people do, which I think is embarrassing.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: It's okay if you're 60 and people are like, dude,
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: you got to join. And you're kind of like Courtney
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Cox and you have a little team and you just
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: try to do some funny sketches or you make a
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: tuna fish sandwich.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: I still think it's kind of sad almost, but it
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: is the world we live in and you probably have
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: to be relevant on TikTok and Instagram. Yeah. But I
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: think when someone– when these superstars do it, I'm like, oh, God, girl.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: She was doing a lot of milk baths. Remember when
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: she was doing– Who was? Madonna.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: She would be in the bath doing like poetry and
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: stuff in a bath of milk.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Remember when she had her ass implants and she went
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: under a couch?
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: Yes, under the bed, under the couch.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Under the couch. It looked like the witch, when the
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: house fell on the witch, except it was a little
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: higher up.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: A Wizard of Oz.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: I mean, whatever. Some people are just kooky, you know?
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: I often say, I often wonder like why... Like, I mean,
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: in the end, J-Lo, Madonna, they're from like normal upbringings.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: They didn't grow up in this world. I mean, she,
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: and I think Madonna's like Detroit suburbs and regular. But
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: then somewhere along the way, they get a little kooky. Yeah.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: It just happens. And I often wonder like, why? And
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: then I believe it's because, you know, it's because there's
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: so many like yes people around them. They don't, you know,
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: like if somebody, if you were like, I'm going to
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: get my ass this big. If your friend is being.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know. No, her people are like, girl, you
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: look good. And then that same guy goes to his
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: other gay friend and is like, bitch, doesn't know what
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: she's doing. I'm so embarrassed. Yeah. Okay. So did you
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: hear that apparently Lizzo has stated she's done?
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: I saw the Instagram.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: So she just did it on Instagram.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: That's what I at least. Done.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I can't take it. Okay, we know that she's
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: got the lawsuits from the disgruntled employees and dancers, but
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: also just internet hate.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: She's had a lot of internet hate, yeah. But that's
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: the internet. You know, I mean, you have to, you
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: just have to ignore it.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Just like Doja Cat's pube comment.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Exactly. I mean, there's going to, it's, I think the
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: internet was built for hate.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Or I'm Billy in Saw. I'm Billy the Puppet in Saw.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, we all get it.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: We're going on a decade of it.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. You just eventually got to.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: You got to embrace it like I have.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: Kind of. You got to have a sense of humor
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: about it. I mean, the only thing I would say
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: to Lizzo is I follow Emily Retijanowski.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: It's called Emrata.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: Emrata. I follow her on Instagram. And some people would say,
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, the girl's perfect, right? Everything about her is perfect.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, you don't follow her because of her fabulous podcast?
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: No, I follow her for all the things she does.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: But anyway- You read her comments and people are like, gross,
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: fish lips, stuff like that.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: So even the most beautiful- So I'm saying like everybody
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: gets it. You're right. Even the most beautiful girl will
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: be like, yeah, they'll attack her in some other ways. Like, oh,
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: you're a mother. Isn't it time you stopped showing that
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: ass or that ass doesn't look as good as two
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: years ago?
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: They write that too.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: That is a really good point.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: So everybody gets it. So, I mean, I would imagine
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Lizzo gets more for whatever reason and- But you got it.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: You just got to go with it.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: I had predicted a year ago that she would get
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: on the Ozempic and lose weight and get hate because
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: she wouldn't be the size she was that made her
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: the body positivity person. And some people said that my
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: prediction was right, that she was appearing to be smaller framed.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: And so I don't know what– maybe she wasn't. Maybe
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: she's just had it. I don't know.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, I kind of feel like it is going
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: to be a hard comeback because her time was like
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: this little lightning in the bottle of like her talent,
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: but also the words and the body positivity movement, which
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: I definitely think is not with those epic and stuff.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: All the people that were saying they loved it are like,
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: I kind of love being a little smaller. Like it
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: is what it is. Like, don't be mad at me
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: for it. So I think with that, and then of
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: course that she treated people badly, according to.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: This lawsuit, Yeah. I'm wearing a lot of her lyrics
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: about like thick 30 of a thick.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: Like, wasn't it? Didn't she say that?
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's six 30. Yeah. Yeah.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: Thick, thick 30.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Thick 30 o'clock. Yeah.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: Something like that.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. A lot of it was that. This is what
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: I think that you should do. I think take a break.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Settle this lawsuit. Let it be forgotten. Right. Do whatever
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: you need to do for you. Stay your size. Go
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: on Ozempic. Do whatever you need to do for you. Yeah.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Come back in like a year and a half, two years.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Like it's got to be a decent amount. It can't
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: be three months.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Come back. Like go in the studio. You're super talented.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: And just come out with a whole new thing.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Flute. Break that flute out again.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Write the lyrics of just like. Oh, bitch, you thought
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: you got me down.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: You thought I quit? Yeah. Well, that don't mean shit.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: When we mediated. Yeah. I brought it. When we did
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: our depositions.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: Right, right.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Whatever. Tell the story of, you know, you ungrateful dancer.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: You wouldn't be dancing for once. Whatever the anger is,
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: whatever it is, go away. Do your thing. Know that
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: you're talented, Lizzo. No one can take the fact that
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: you came up with fucking great lyrics, hot beats, and
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: You can sing, you can dance, you can play an instrument.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: So you just have to like step aside.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Also, it's probably, I mean, we all have those days,
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Where you're like, fuck it. Oh, how did I, could
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: I just spend a bad day?
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: You start typing it up on Instagram.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: You're like, God damn it, why doesn't anyone realize what
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: I've been through? And then in the morning, you're like,
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: oh no, what did I do? 100%, where you're just like,
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: I'm sick of it. It's one complaint too many about
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: the free content that we put out. And you just snap.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Snap.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Some days you're good. You're like, delete, block, delete, block. Right.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: And other days you're like, listen, motherfucker.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Why didn't you try to.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Have a podcast?
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, to just put it into like, not
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: to say you and I are Lizzo status or whatever.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we are.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: But you know what I mean? It's just like, imagine yourself,
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: the people who write these things, like just walking down
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: the street and every fourth person just goes, you're fucking ugly.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: And then eventually you're like, Jesus, I got to stop.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go inside a Starbucks. This is, this
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: is rough. I can't handle this, but that's what it is.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: If you read it. So I would imagine eventually you
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: get to a point where you're like, I quit. I
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: don't think she's really quit.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: What I've been thinking about is like, you know how
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: we say, oh my God, thank God. I wasn't, I'm not,
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: I wasn't, there wasn't social media when I was a kid.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: And this is so awful for our kids. I want
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: to say, I think maybe kids five years ago suffered
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: are going to, probably suffer more than the kids today
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: because the kids today are growing up knowing to ignore it.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: And that's a part of life and to kind of
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: laugh at it and not take it so personally. And
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: it's like, we as Gen Xers didn't know that. Like
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: you would find out that maybe two friends were talking
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: behind your back and you're like, what? Or maybe you
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: were in the bathroom stall as a woman and you
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: heard two people talk about how your skirt was ugly.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: And you're like, I didn't know. Like now imagine everything
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: that you do is out there and it's going to
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: change your perspective because the toothpaste is out of the ball.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: It's never going away unless everybody just gets rid of comments.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: And of course, you can do that if you want
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: as someone like I just don't can't look at the comments,
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: but I need to still post that I'm coming to
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: this town. Yeah, you can do that. Sure. But it's
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: it's not going to be as valuable because there will
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: be no engagement. I know. So it's a hard thing,
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: but I think maybe more and more people should just realize, yeah,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: it's just.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Also, for a person like Lizzo, I believe the internet
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: made her. I mean, I think she was like a
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: YouTube star.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she was a YouTube person.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: And then now she's here.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: So, well, we wish her whatever.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: You just know somewhere that there's a publicist when that
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: thing came out. You know, publicists are always like frazzled anyway.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: It's like, this shit will fall out of their purse. Oh,
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: my God, oh, my God. We've seen so many along
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: the way. We had like third-rate ones. We never had
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: like top-of-the-line ones. So it was always some woman frantically
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: telling us we're going to be big stars as we
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: walk down some shitty red carpet. But I would love
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: to see the publicist of Lizzo that morning just trying
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: to put out fires and talk Lizzo off of the ledge.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: Sounds amazing to me.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, girl, just hang low and then she has to call.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: That gay guy that's like making her overnight oats being like,
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: could you please get her fucking phone from her? Why
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: did you let her have overnight? Why did you let
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: her have her phone after you guys been drinking in
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: the sun all day?
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: We have a rule. You take the phone away and
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: you say it's being charged. What is your problem?
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: I've made a drinking. I've made several drinking in the sun.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: Mistakes on– we all have.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: We all have. Or you wake up after a day
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: of drinking at like 4 a.m. and you're like, did I?
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Was I scrolling around and possibly commenting? I don't even
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: fucking know. It happens, people. Okay. Listen. I can't believe this.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: They are saying that Kelsey– Travis Kelsey has a dad
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: bod because he was seen on the beach with Taylor
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: and they said people are more attracted to dad bods.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Because women are, because they say, they said nearly 75%
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: of singles are fans of the dad bod. They like
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: a figure that's not super chiseled. 78% of women feel
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: men with dad bods are confident in their own skin
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: versus the guys with six packs. And women might find
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: a male they assume to have lower testosterone levels more
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: appealing because they'll be less aggressive. Keep talking. Less likely
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: to hit you.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: More likely to sit on a couch and not get
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: up when you don't clean the kitchen right.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: I don't know what this means. Honestly, when I saw
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: this picture, I was like, oh, okay.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: On the beach.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: Travis Kelsey's not as ripped as I thought. However, there
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: is a school of thought in the NFL. Tom Brady's
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: an example of this, as is- the quarterback for the Chiefs.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: People are saying now too muscular, you're more prone to injury.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Like your muscles are tighter. You could pull them, hamstrings, whatever.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: So to be less muscle bound is actually encouraged now.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: In certain sports.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Like to have a little marshmallow outing when you fall
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: that can be a cushion, like a pillow.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Kind of.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: To like crack in a rib.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So they don't want athletes muscle bound like they
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: used to.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Like zero, like 3% body fat. Yeah, right, right, right.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: That's what I've heard. I mean, I could be wrong.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: But anyway, yeah.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: It's just such a sexist thing because no guy is like,
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: you know what I like? I like a mom bod. Yeah.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: I like a C-section scar.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: I am. I always say it. I say it all
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: the time. When I first heard all this stuff that
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: went on with the Epstein Island stuff, I was like,
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know, nothing sounds more annoying to me than
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: being on a yacht with a bunch of 15-year-olds.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: Girls.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: I would go out of my mind. I'd rather be
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: on a bunch of 48-year-old women in chunky heels. Of
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: course you would. Barely holding it together. Bring it on.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: That's what I want.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: A hundred percent. It's a better time.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Also, I'll say this.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Like nobody looks good in a bathing suit. Nobody. Like 1.1%
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: of people look great in a bathing suit. And this
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: is two of the most, some would say most beautiful.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: But yeah, even she, like if you're going to, you know,
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: because it's not airbrushed and she's not posing, she's just walking.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Even she has a great figure. The place where the
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: bikini bottoms hits, there's like slightly a little bit of pooch,
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: which is nothing. But yeah, because we're all about You know,
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: putting out every product to be all curated and photoshopped. Like, yeah, people.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: That's what a couple that had had two margaritas that
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: day making out in the sand, finally not working, look like.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: I know. And it's great.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: I love it, too. Okay. So, Ariana Maddox, who is,
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: of course, Tom and Ariana, you know, from Vanderpump Rules. Sure.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: She is going to replace the host, which was the girl.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Nikki Glaser?
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. It was Sarah Hyland.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes, right.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: And Sarah Hyland's leaving because she has some other big project.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: It's not because she got the boot. So Ari Otomatics
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: at one point in talking to Tom before after breakup,
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: she said, you know, I just wanted someone to watch
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Love Island with me. And like you always were going
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: out and she didn't know he was fucking her best friend,
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: but she just thought he didn't like Love Island. So
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: that was really smart because then Love Island are like,
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: come be the host. You know, you're a pretty girl.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: You're single. Like you're popular. So anyway, she's going to
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: do that. And one of the things that's going on,
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: and I'm not going to like recap the whole Vanderpump,
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: but one of the things that's going on is that
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: she has had such a windfall of one-off products, branding,
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Dancing with the Stars. Then she did Chicago on Broadway.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: And now she's got this gig.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: So she's killing it.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, which I think will be a good gig for her.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's hard. Practice reading a teleprompter, hold
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: your cards.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: And be like, so guys, how was last night? Woo!
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: So today we are going to do a little something
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: special calling what is your love language? I mean, it's
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: going to not be hard.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: Okay. Pretty good job. You just did right there.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: If she doesn't work out, you might find yourself on
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: an island somewhere.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: I would love it. Yeah. Anyway, what I'm concerned about
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: is what I'm seeing that's going on in the show
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: is there are these little throwaway lines from all the
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: cast members of like, God, okay, move out of the house, Ariana,
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: which now she has, but when was shot, you know,
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: you're doing fine. You have a million opportunities. Like you
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: have so many brand, like stop being sad about Sandoval.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Like you're still doing great. And I'm like, oh my God,
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: when this news came there, I'm like, fuck. But, You
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: know what? It's not her fault. She was still fucked
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: over by him.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: And good for her for getting all this shit.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: But I'm sure he's killing it, too. Like, his band's
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: selling out everywhere. Yeah.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I talked to him in a thing. He's got
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: all these dates.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: People want to go. The same people that were protesting
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: his restaurant six months ago are now the front row
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: at the thing.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: Nobody gets canceled. Everyone moves on. And she, in the show...
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: has moments where she is like, get the fuck out
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: of here. Stop talking to me. And people are like,
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: oh my God, she's so aggressive. And he's like, see,
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: this is what it was like. This is why I
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: had to leave. God, this is the way she would
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: talk to me for nine years. And I love it.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: I love seeing a woman pissed off and not getting
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: over it. And they all have to film together. They
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: all have to. I get it. I'm not mad at
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: the other cast members and I'm not mad at Tom.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: Like this is the show and she's participating. You think
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: she wants to go to beach day and, you know,
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: but when she's there and he says something that irritates her,
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: she's just like, why is he fucking talking to me?
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: I think it's great. Good.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm, I'm happy for her.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: And she bought a house and she got out of
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: the Valley.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: She's out of the, where's she now?
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Some Hollywood Hills home by herself. Got her for 1.6 million.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: Good for her.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: I think so. Good for her too. So I'm liking it.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: I never really found her to ever have that juicy
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: of a storyline or that much personality in the show
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: for nine years. So now I'm like, I actually think
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: she's killing it more than she did last season when
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: she was cheated on. Okay, Bethany Frankel. is saying that
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: she too was punched in the face.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, there's a, well, I think you need to tell,
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: talk about this.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: So explain what's going on and then I'll say how
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Bethany Freitag.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, what I know.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: Being your New Yorker.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: I'm a New Yorker, yes. And what I'm reading is
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: that there's this TikTok trend. Not that that's it, but
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: what the women are doing once they're punched in the
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: face is they're immediately going to TikTok and saying, I
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: was just punched in the face. So what's happening is
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: I guess somewhere in New York, all over the city,
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: If a woman is walking down the street with her phone.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: Just reading the phone or looking where she's going.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: Somebody will punch her in the face. It seems to
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: be a man. Nobody has any more information other than that.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: I have a little more info on it.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, you do?
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: So the first girl that got the most views is
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: a big influencer.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: 50 million views at this point.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: And she filmed it right as the golf ball was swelling.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: And she's crying and she's shaking and she's like, I
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: don't even know what the hell happened. I don't know
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: if she got a good look at him or what,
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: but that's what happened. After that, in the algorithm, these
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: other girls, and I don't know if they're the same
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: day or maybe their videos just didn't get as much views,
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: that popped up. And there were two other girls, the
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: same type of stories, but kind of in different parts
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: of the city, but still in the heart of the city.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: And under one of those videos, Bethany Frankel writes, oh,
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: my God. This happened to me a few months ago
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: when I was filming some video of a bakery outside
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: and somebody punched me in the face, but I was
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: too embarrassed to tell. Well, as someone in this world,
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: Bethany Frankel posts 12 to 15 times a day. It's
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: amazing how many videos she does, whether it's a salad,
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: whether it's anything. And when there's been times when her
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: dog was dying, she was filming the dog choking or
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: dying and going, what should I do instead of getting
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: the dog in a car and going to a vet?
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: So nobody who has followed Bethany Frankel's career for the
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: last 15 years believes that if she was actually punched
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: in the face, why would you be embarrassed by that?
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: You're a victim of a crime in New York where
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: you live. You could be on every news station. This
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: would be the one thing that would make your video
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: go viral, and you're not going to do it, but
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: then you're going to wait. I don't even think– I
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: think if people even went back three months, they couldn't
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: even find a time where she didn't post for four
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: days for her to keel. Anyway, immediately people are like,
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: we call bullshit. So she removed her comment. Oh. Wow.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: And I do think, in my opinion, I don't think.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: So it was bullshit? She wasn't punched in the face?
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: I don't think she was punched in the face. I
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: do think she was trying to jump on it. Maybe
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: someone shoved her and then she made it to a punch.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: I don't think she's a really truthful person in my opinion.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: And yeah, because of course, of course, out of all
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: the things.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: She posts about everything, good, bad. She was a victim
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: of a physical assault. She shows herself when she's looking
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: horrible all the time. Right. She's not going to show
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: when she has like a bruise on her head. No way.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: So what about the trend of being put in a
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: bunch of ways? Is this really happening or does it
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: just happen three times?
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Apparently, I think they got somebody. They arrested somebody based
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: on surveillance on the street. But we don't know if
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: he's the one that did everybody or if it's just
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: crazy savages walking around the street, killing people, like punching
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: people for the hell of it.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: Is it just like a crazy homeless person or is
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: it somebody who's trying to.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: Punch TikTokers. Like an angry incel man.
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: Because if there's somebody out there punching TikTokers, sign me up.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: I think it could probably be a combo.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: And then hopefully, or did one person do it and
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: then it gave other people the idea?
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's dangerous out there. I tell my
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: kid this. I see people all the time walking across
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: the street in traffic on Ventura Boulevard looking at their phones.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: And I, you know, especially girls, sadly. That are out
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: there walking around. Also, apparently if you're jogging and you're
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: a woman, that your ponytail is, you know, too much
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: of a desire. You can't control men once they see
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: that ponytail.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: Is that right? Like it lulls them in like a.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: It lulls them in. And they say, so if you're,
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Like hypnotism. Yeah, like how dare you think that you
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: could throw your hair at a pony and jog around
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: the street today.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: You don't need to cut your hair like.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: Because there's a lot of men out there that, you know,
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: might see the pony and can't control themselves. So girls...
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: Don't look at your phone and don't wear a ponytail.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: That's why Doja Cat can run around. Nobody's going to
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: bother her.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: Except now they say, hey, pube head.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: And that could be just as bad. Oh, wow. So, yeah.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Really, really scary. But I do think that's the lesson
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: to be learned is like to not be looking down
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: at your phone.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: No.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: And you really shouldn't even have it. your earbuds in
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: but I understand if you're doing 12 blocks why you'd
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: want earbuds in but at least don't be looking at
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: it just be listening I don't like.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: To go with the air because I always feel like
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: I'm missing somebody screaming at me like well look out
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: yeah I.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: Don't think you should either I know especially like it's
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: one thing to listen to the earbuds as you're walking
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: around your suburban neighborhood yeah and listen to like Juicy
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: Scoop or Cover to Cover that's one thing but busy
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: streets with any crazy person that can walk around no
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: I don't think you should have it on at all
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: right I agree Be safe out there, everyone.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: Be safe.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Kim Zolciak and her husband are getting a divorce. But
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: she said they're filming a reality show. I don't think
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: it's true. I think she puts it out there. But
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: I would like to see a reality show of her fight.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: She does this thing, this weird thing that a lot
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: of reality stars get paid for, Vicky from OC and
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: Tamara from OC do, where they allow a company to
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: just put clickbait articles.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: So it'll be like, it'll be under their Facebook page
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: or whatever. And then they get a portion of it,
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: I guess. I've been approached. I was like, no way.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: And it'll say like, it'll have like Teresa and Louie
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: and it'll be like, you know, they're separated.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: And then you have to go and click through all
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: this stuff.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, I've seen that.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: And you find out they separated a dining room table
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: and made it two square tables.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's happened. I've bitten on those. Okay, it's literally....
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: You know, new member of the family. And you're like, oh,
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: my God, is this person pregnant? And you find out
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: their dog is pregnant or brought home a cat. Right.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: But it takes you like 12 minutes to get to it.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: So she literally did her own one. I cheated on Croy.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: And she put it on her thing. And I guess
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: if you went through all the clicks, it wasn't even,
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: she didn't even cheat. It was like she didn't even
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: cheat with another guy. It was some other story about cheating.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: Do you say it Yahtzee?
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: I cheated and scrabble. Like it's literally like that.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: It's ridiculous. It's just hilarious.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about the P. Diddy, some of the P.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: Diddy stuff that's happened over the weekend.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: 50 Cent has somewhat entered the chat.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: Because 50 Cent loves to enter chat.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: Doesn't he?
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: He jumps on everybody's.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: He also gets so happy when somebody that is maybe
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: a perceived enemy of his is like going through a
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: bad time. And it kind of reminded me of when
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: I had Jax on during the Scandival thing from Vanderbilt.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: And I mean, he could not be more elated at
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: the time.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, really? Yeah.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: To be like, I'm not the biggest douche.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: In the group.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: I'm the number one guy and there's a bigger douche
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: than me. And he loved it.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: And so I kind of feel like... So he jumps
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: in and... So he had a child with this woman.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: But like probably a year after he dated Chelsea. Like
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: it was like 2013.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: They weren't together, but he is an active parent in
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: the child's life apparently. And in this explosive lawsuit about
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: P dating and everything, they named... her, the baby mama,
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: as one of his sex workers who he paid a
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: monthly fee to. And we don't know if that meant
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: that she was just like a paid girlfriend of his
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: or if part of that money was she was having
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: sex with other people he'd watch. So he made some
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: jokes about it and some Instagram stuff and in a
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: sense deleted it. But he also went on the Nicki
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: Minaj concert and made some like reference to it too.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: And some people are like, Dude, gross. Like she still
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: is the mother of your child. Like, why are you?
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: But then she went out and also accused 50 of
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: like being sexually abusive to her at one time.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: So now he's like, I don't even. Yeah, it's just all.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: So what did the FBI find? Anything?
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: We don't know. But apparently they're looking for videos and
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: anything because a lot of people that do this kind
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: of weird shit save the evidence. They like it. And
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: so that is what they were looking for in both
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: the homes. He went on, I guess, to have a
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: spring break with his daughters. Yeah. And, of course, his
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: attorneys are like, they're going to find nothing and blah, blah, blah.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: You know, there's kind of a confusion of like, what's
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: a prostitute, which we never hear that word anymore?
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: No.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: A sex worker versus sex trafficked. And the way I
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: am interpreting it is– A sex worker can still be
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: someone who is in charge of their own autonomy in business.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: Like I'm on OnlyFans, I'm a sex worker. I am
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: a paid girlfriend to you. I have sex with you,
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: you pay me, we have an arrangement. Technically I'm a
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: sex worker.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: I'm having sex with you.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: But I think the trafficked is, even if it's at
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: a high level of like you're not in the grossest
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: hotel room, there's a sex trafficked of, Kidnapped you and
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: I've drugged you and you're in this hotel room and
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: people are coming and having their way with you and
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: you can't leave because you're terrified.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: Then there's the sex trafficked. I was with this powerful
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: boyfriend and then other people started to come in and
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: I was threatened and I couldn't get out of it
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: and therefore I was trafficked. Oh, I see.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: So I don't.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: Have a say in it. I feel like the traffic
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: is– I don't have a say in what happened to
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: me because I was so either manipulated or out of
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: fear or technically kidnapped.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: So is that what they're accusing P. Diddy of?
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: Like, okay.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: That with these people, a couple of these people, he
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: would do this to them and they were so under
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: his spell or out of fear. Yeah. That they had
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: to cooperate and it's not something they chose.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: So it's not like he was driving around like a
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: car full of Vietnamese women doing nails or something. You know,
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: like a lot of times they say that's trafficking. Those
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: people who work in like nail salons.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: That's like human trafficking. Okay. Where you're almost like a
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: slave in that sense. But I had read both. And
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: then sex trafficking is that it's the same.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: I had read both sex and human trafficking in one
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: of the headlines I read about P.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: Diddy's. So then it could also have been- That he
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: had people like working and they felt like they couldn't leave.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: It's not good. And then like, you know, now J-Lo
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: was his girlfriend back in the day. And that's when
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: that shooting happened. Yes. She was there for that. And
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: there's a lot about that in this lawsuit that he.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: did do the shooting, even though he got out of it.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: I don't even understand. It was like a shooting in
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: a nightclub and she was there. And shortly after that,
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: they broke up. Yeah. That's what she wore. The low rider,
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: white pants and the bandana.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: White bandana. At her best, I believe. For my money,
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: that was her best era. For your money. That was
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: my favorite era of, of J-Lo. Yeah.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: I said it.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: I remember I went, I was talking to a guy
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: that was going to be my manager. Oh. And, um,
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: And he had told me, like, during this time, he goes,
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what it's like, you know. I have
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: all these big deals going. I ended up not going
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: with him probably because of this story. But he's saying
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: I represent J-Lo and, you know, and he's like, we
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: had a meeting once and Puffy came in and he
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: just laid his gun on the table. Okay. And I
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: was like. I just kind of, to be honest, and
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: this is awful, I just kind of thought that wasn't that.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: I thought it was weird.
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: But I didn't think it was that big of a
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: deal because I'm like, I don't know. He's a gangster.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: He's a rapper.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: You got to put it somewhere.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: But now that's one of the things is that he
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: would constantly have guns and be threatening people with guns
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: and stuff. So that's a big part of it. Wendy
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: Williams has, people have gone through and said all the
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: things that she has talked about where she was talking
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: about him on the radio show before she got Wendy Williams.
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: And he sent one of his all-girl groups out there,
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: I think they were called Total or something, to threaten her.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: This was it. Wait. Once upon a time, there was
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: a music mogul, this is what she said, who sent
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: his all-girl group to beat my ass in front of
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: the radio station.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: Wait, so the musicians went to beat her up? Like
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: West Side Story?
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Diddy's all-girl group, Total, was sent over because she
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: was talking shit about him. And she was always saying,
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: you know, this was her other thing. There was a
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: radio personality once upon a time, meaning herself. Yeah. And
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: it's all coming full circle. I don't like when people
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: change their name in the middle of our relationship. She
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: made fun of him changing his name all the time.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: She said, I have a certain level of contempt for Puff.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: He single-handedly tried to ruin my career. So this is
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: from her book.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: So she said many other things. But then in 2017,
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: he came on the show and they like, And people
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: thought everything was fine, that they had buried the hatchet.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: But she had mentioned when he was dating Cassie, who
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: was the one that did the lawsuit and they had
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: the settlement, she had made a reference of like, look,
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: when you date somebody like that and you want to
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: leave or you want to go to a hotel and
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: just be by yourself, they'll have a helicopter land in
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: the hotel and they'll have people outside your door and
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: like anybody can be bought yeah if if if this
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: guy this guy can buy anybody to make sure that
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: you stay put and she had said that so at.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: This point What is there anything or is it just accusations?
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: I mean, from what I don't know, I feel like
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: at this point.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: It's all accusations and enough that people have filed lawsuits
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: and stuff. Right. So there's got to be enough evidence.
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: But how many, is it the lawsuit? From what I understand,
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: it's the one man, like an assistant who's been filing lawsuits.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: But then he's been, he's a little off, I think.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: Some people.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: So they're saying.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: Well, some people are saying, yeah, I don't believe it.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: And this and that. And then the woman as well.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: And then there's the woman that is the mother of
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: his daughters.
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: Who died. And there are people that believe that that
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: was under strange circumstances.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: That maybe she was going to tell. And there's just.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: But tell what? Like, I don't see.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: Tell about these stories, about whatever it is. Then there's
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: all the Justin Bieber and Usher stuff.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, once again, though, I mean, I've seen the just,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: not that I'm defending Pete. I don't know.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying this is what the chatter is about.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like every, I feel like Kate
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: Middleton was the same thing. I was just like, it
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: was just a lot of chatter. I'm like, but there's
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: no story. Like nobody has any facts, but which is fine.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's kind of the way the world works
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: these days. But pictures with him and Justin Bieber, all right,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: it's strange that a 35-year-old man is hanging out with
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: a 14-year-old. But they are in the music business, and
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: he was a musician, and so there would be pictures together.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: Right, right.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: Same with Usher. It's not unheard of.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so they're analyzing something of him being like, hey,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: why don't you come?
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, I have pictures with Justin Bieber. You
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: know what I mean? Yeah, watch that. Yeah, you know
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: what I mean? We do.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: And we have our stories of where those stories were.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: One was that- Three of us women, grown women, were flirting.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: And it was a sketch acting like we were dying
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: for him. And he was like 14.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: And the other, you know, the other one, as I've told,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: where he was really sick. And I was like, oh,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: so he's not going to do the show. He's sick.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: And they're like, no, the doctor's coming to give him
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: a B12 shot.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: Get out there. And that when he wrote that song, like,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: I was so sick and nobody cared.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: I was like, I swear to God, I've never seen
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: the Chelsea Lately show.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: I did a bunch of sketches with them.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: So, I mean, who knows? But like, yeah, I mean,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: I expose it all. But after what's happened with Epstein,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: I'm like, does anyone ever, do we ever really know? Right.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: Do we ever really get to see the videotapes or the,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: you know, footage? So now they're saying there's some NFT,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: but no, but there's no evidence of it. TMZ is
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: saying there's an NFT video. Supposedly the behind-the-scenes videos of him,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: you know, with I don't know what.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: I don't even know.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: I thought NFTs went away.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: We're going to spend the next hour explaining NFT. I
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: don't care. I don't know. I have no idea.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: I want to talk about this thing that's happening. The
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: squatter thing. It's another article. I mean, there are so
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: many articles.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: This is my hometown. This is my people.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: So a New York City couple is sued by squatters
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: who allegedly took over their $ 930, 000 investment home and won't leave.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: This particular article, I didn't have a chance to really research.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: So I'm assuming from all the other squatter articles I've read.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: There's a lot.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That this house didn't have anybody in it because
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: they were there in between leases or whatever.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: It's their right to have an empty house in America.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: And people went in and they squatted. And if you're
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: there for like– I don't even think you have to
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: be there for any time. It's different states. But what
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: I've read is like certainly if you're there for 30 days,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: there's some like law that now it's yours. And the
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: owner has to keep the– not the air conditioning, but
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: they have to keep the heat and the electricity on. Right. Otherwise,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: they're breaking the law, even though it's their home.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: And cops can't do anything. And then you have to
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: go through the legal system. And they'll just make up
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: a fake lease that they'll show the cops. Yeah. So
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: then the cops are like, we don't know what to say.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: They have a lease saying that you leased it to them.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: And they're like, well, but we didn't. Well, it's not
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: this 30-year-old cop's deal. So he leaves. And now you
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: have to hire attorneys and everything. And now these– yeah.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: It's terrifying. It's fucking terrifying. If I had an extra
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: house that we weren't going to or that wasn't in
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: a gated community with security. Right. This is the new
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: thing that I think people should make.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: If you're a construction guy, I have it for you.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: You're going on a vacation for two weeks in the summer. Right.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: To be able to get something that you put on
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: your door and all your windows that bolt it up.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: that maybe doesn't look completely unattractive. And then when you
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: come home, you take them off, you put them in
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: your garage, and then you use your normal locks because
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: you're going in and out every day. But if you're
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: gonna leave for more than like three days, you put
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: that stuff up.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: To stop the squatting.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: Yes, I honestly think I would do, if I was
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: just in, Do.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: You think it's that big a problem?
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: I think in certain neighborhoods it is. Really? And I
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: think in a certain, yeah. Like look at Atlanta, Georgia. It's,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: it's an absolute, it's a problem. Yeah. So I'm just
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: saying if you are, or if you have like your
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: mother's home that you inherited and you like haven't checked
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: it out in a while or hire someone in the
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: neighborhood to just go by like every three days, I would,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: I would. Cause I'm like, once they're in, then that's
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: the problem. Like, It's just a big problem.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: But for the most part, like maybe it was like
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: a homeless person who would get out. But these people
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: seem to be, they like know the laws and stuff.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: They know the laws. They bring their whole family. They're
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: making leases. People come in there like having a barbecue.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: And like it's real.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: It's a real thing. And I'm just saying if that
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: is you and you have like an extra property that
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: you are not using or it's your, you know, it
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: doesn't seem like it's like vacation homes. But I'm sure
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: they'll clue in and start going to vacation homes. It's
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: just like. Extra, like a house that's just, they kind
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: of scope it out. They realize nobody's been there for
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: like a week.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: And so it's probably in between renters or it's just
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: an extra property. The person doesn't know what they're going
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: to do with it yet. And then they're like, well,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: no one's using it. And then it's very hard to
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: get them out. But it doesn't seem like, I mean,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: but I'm telling you, that is a good business, what
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: I just said.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: I mean, they have it.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: I guess what you would do if there was a hurricane.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like those things that roll down in front of
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: a liquor store.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: But maybe you could make it something that's easier. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: you're going to have to. Yeah, but I'm saying maybe
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: you could have something that's just an easier, more attractive thing.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: But doesn't that then, then are you walking down the
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: street like, well, this house is obviously vacant. Looks like
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: an old liquor store.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: And I'll find a way in.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: I feel like that would— You're right.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: That's setting off an alarm.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: It would call more attention to it.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: All right. Well, forget my idea. Back to podcasting. I'm
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: not going to get into the construction business for squatters.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right. Keep squatters out.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: The latest with the Nickelodeon show about Quite On Set,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: there is this guy from Zoey 101. He says he
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: did not have a problem with Dan Schneider. However— He
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: did have an agent when he was 19 that sexually
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: harassed him and everything and then– oh, but you were 19. Anyway,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: the point is more stories are coming out from this
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: time of child actors between Nickelodeon and probably Disney or
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: whatever where you just realize how shady it was for
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: kids and how people.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: Shady was for everybody.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we weren't aware of our own life, of our
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: own life. You modeling the kimonos.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: Among other things. I moved a lot of TVs for people. Agents.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: Come by the house and move this TV for me
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: in this outfit. And I would do it.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: Didn't go beyond that. But I was a strong person.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: I could move a TV. That's back when TVs were heavy.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: You know, Brandon told me there's some song we were
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: listening to. It's called like a bop or something. A
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: girl that's a bop. And I go, what is that?
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: And he goes, oh, that's a girl that, you know,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: dates you and like just uses you for like gifts
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: and money and purses and stuff. And I go, well,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: does she sleep with the guy? And he goes, yeah.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: And I go, what's wrong with that? That's like a girlfriend.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: And I go, I used to do that, but it
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: was just for meals and I wouldn't do anything with them.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: And he's like, you were a bop before you knew it.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: I would just go for food. Yeah. Like a hundred percent.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: I just wanted a good meal.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: And if the guy asked me out, he could be older.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: He could be a dork. I was just like, I didn't.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: But also that the meal and everything lends itself to
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: a nice conversation and you're having a nice evening.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: But he didn't get anything out of it as far
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: as sex.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: And I didn't become his girlfriend.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: So I was, I was old school bop. Yeah. I guess.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: Okay. True, true.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: Okay. Tori Spelling is finally filed for divorce.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: And it didn't kind of seem like a nothing story
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: because I thought they were separated. He has a girlfriend.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: It's been going on for a while.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: We see all those photos where is she living in
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: an RV or is she just having a fun glamping
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: moment in Santa Barbara? Nobody knew. Why isn't she living
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: at the mom's house? Why was she living at Josh
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: Flagg's house? Where are these kids? What is going on there?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: a lot of that for the last year. Now they're
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: officially getting divorced. And she did the filing and everything
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: around the launch of her new podcast called Misspelling. And
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: it's kind of a naked photo of her which is
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: kind of weird because it's just you talking.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: To promote the podcast? Oh, really? Okay.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: I like her. I think she's funny.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: She's been very sweet to me along the way.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's been cool. The two of them came to
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: see us together.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, in Thousand Oaks.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: In Thousand Oaks.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: It was very nice.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: Because he was pursuing stand-up at the time.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: He wanted to open for me.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he wrote me on Instagram. Like, can I come
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: feature for you? A couple of places. We never worked out,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: but he seemed like a nice enough guy. No, he
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: was totally nice.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: Now, he had a podcast called Daddy Issues. Then she
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: had a podcast. several different podcasts with like the other
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: girl from 90210. And when I saw that she was
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: getting divorced, I was like, what happened to that? What
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: were they just like rehashed 90210, you know, episodes? And
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I wonder when people do podcasts like that,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: once they've gone through all the episodes, do they just stop?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: Because I feel like Office Ladies has been on for
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: like five years. Haven't they gone through all The Office episodes?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: And then do they just go back and redo them
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: from different cast members?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, in the case of The Office,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: and both not out to another, I mean, you have
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: a lot to choose from. But yeah, it's still 200 episodes.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, do you go through all of them? And then what,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: do you just start over again and have a different perspective?
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I guess she's not doing that one anymore.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: So my point is, if and when, heavy on the when,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: I divorce Peter. No, just kidding. I will definitely plan
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: it around... You got to plan your divorce stuff, your
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: big thing around a launch of something.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: Otherwise it's just a waste.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: And so definitely I would be like my tour.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, you have some dates coming up?
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: No, like if it was getting to that place, I'd
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: be like, wait a minute. We're getting divorced, but let
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: me just call Silvio and like get him, get a
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: whole bunch of dates going.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: It's a good idea.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: Then you do the TMZ, Heather's. I mean, she would
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: plan so many things in front of paparazzi. She would
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: have a notebook, like leaving a lawyer's office and she'd
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: like look distressed. And then she'd write on the front
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: page would be like custody, alimony, like huge writing. So
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: then all you do is zoom in like what? And
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: so like, again, Whatever. I get it. I get it, girl. Yeah.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: But like five kids, I get it. Okay. But so
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: I would, yeah. And it would be like the divorce
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: tour or whatever.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: And then it'd be like, get ready for all the
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: juicy stories that I've never told of why we're here
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: right now.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: But right now- It sounds like you've been giving a
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: little too much thought to this.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, I don't think I want to do that anymore.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: I'm actually really enjoying Peter again. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: Well, that's good to know. But there was a time
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: when things were- No, there's.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: A time where I was like, well, just like a
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: standup that like suddenly gets pregnant or has babies. It's like,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, I'm going to have a whole new
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: hour or whatever. I came out as gay and I
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: was straight before. I'm going to have a whole new hour.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: There's just certain things that you're like, if a big
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: thing happened in your life and your standup is about
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: your life, you'd be like, you might want to come
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: to this show because I got, A whole new hour
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: talking about whatever.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I mean, I think if.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: You're going to do it. I'm actually very happy right now.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: Now's the time. I mean, everyone's getting older. So you
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: want to have a couple of good years.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: I already missed the window.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: You think so?
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The window to me is the sweet age is
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: like 38 to 44.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: That's when you want to be back out there.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: No, that's when you want to get, yeah, get divorced
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: and get out there.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: Once after that, In my opinion.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: The guys aren't as good? Yeah.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: It's not as good. You got to get when all
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: the guys, when everybody's getting divorced and like you're still,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: your kids are still in school.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: So there's opportunities to meet other divorced people. I know
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: people are going to hate this conversation.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying as someone who's observed half my friends
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: going through this, I have noticed patterns that kind of work.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: Right, right.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: And I feel like, and then some of those people
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: regret it.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: Listen, they have.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: A lot of fun years where they marry another dick,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: another asshole, and they're like, I should have stuck with
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: the first one. Yeah. So there is a little bit
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: of that.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: And then we could just be happy and relaxed in
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: our 50s. Yeah. And I'm not, you know, having to hustle.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: But you're there now.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: I'm happy, relaxed, and still married in my 50s. But
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: like- Good.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: I feel like there's a sweet window. Yeah. And once
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: you miss the window, then like- You should just see.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: What– Now, you also have to find a place where
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: you're happy and relaxed but not too relaxed. Don't you find? Oh, yeah.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: You can't get too disgusting. Yeah.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: You got to– it's a very– because you could get–
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: I'm happy and relaxed as well. But then you don't
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: want to be like every now and again you still
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: got to go out. Oh, yeah. To dinner and stuff.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: And you got to meet like new couples and stuff.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: I have no desire to meet anybody ever again. I
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: really don't. I mean, that is not my thing. We've tried.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: It is for me.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 5: It is?
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: I like meeting other new couples. I really do.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: When's the last time you met a new couple?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: I've just met a new fun couple.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: Okay, now.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: But I have to say.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: You met them once. Have you taken it to another, like,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: let's get together again?
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: We've gotten together twice, but it doesn't totally count because
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: she is a juicy scooper.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: So what does that mean?
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: She's already qualified as a cool girl.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, gotcha.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: She was pre-qualified. If somebody meets me and is a
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: juicy scooper and like we've hung out in a juicy
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: scoop situation.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: And then we hang out, then you are like a
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: pre-qualified for a loan.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: If I was a realtor, I wouldn't show somebody that
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: wasn't pre-qualified.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: Right, sure, sure.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: So you got to be a little pre-qualified.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: Now at this age, just stay with me here.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: And maybe I'm just a paranoid weirdo. Sometimes I get like,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: if we meet new couples, I'll... I feel like eventually
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: it's just going to become some sort of swinger proposition.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: I don't know why. I feel like it's odd that
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: we're meeting at this age and now we're going. And
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: then I feel like one day they'll be like, hey,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: you want to fuck Susan? I'm like, oh, whoa. I
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: knew it. I knew it. Do you not get that?
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: Do you not feel anything like that? Am I crazy?
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: I think I have to admit something to you.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: I don't think Peter and I. Give off enough of
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: a sexual vibe because nobody has ever even hinted at it. Really?
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: In our 23 years of all from school age trends
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: to Little League to, you know, Hollywood to whatever.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: No, people have never wanted to take it to the
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: next level. At all.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: I'm going to give you another scenario.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: Now I feel like I should be slightly offended that
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: we are not giving.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: Off a freaking deal. I'll give you something to be
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: offended about. Okay. Say, just stay with me. Say you
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: guys had a couple that you were friendly with.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: And they never hit on you in that way.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: You found out later that they hit on other friends
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: in that way. Would you be upset about that? You're like, whoa,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: what are we doing that we didn't get a swinger proposition?
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: You know, I wouldn't be upset about it, but I'd
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: be like, They were right. Yeah. They knew not to–
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: they got the vibe of like it's not going to happen. Also,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: I don't think these people are going to be that
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: happening to get with.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: Really? Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: Like we just like our thing the way we like
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: our thing.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: I'm with you.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: I feel the same way.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I would be like– I would think that
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: was kind of funny. But no, I would not be
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: offended because that type of stuff really– freaks me out
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: if there's been hints dropped then we just drop we
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: we didn't catch them like we just really didn't catch
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: them you know also i think because we don't do
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: drugs yeah and so i think i'm not saying now
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: someone's gonna go i'm a happy swinger and i've been
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: drug free for.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: 25 years you know that one's coming okay susan yeah.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah um but i think like I think that type
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: of stuff happens when you're like, are we upping it
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: a notch? Like, are we going to do some rails
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: in Vegas? Yeah. And look at our girls dancing together.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, that's never happened.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: All right, all right.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: Peter and I are like, if we're in Vegas, we're like, okay,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: let's eat our fucking face off at a steak place.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: I'm with you. Yeah, it's perfect.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: And then go gamble a little and have some drinks.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: And then we're like, oh, my God, we're so tired.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: And then I'm wearing some uncomfortable heel. And we just
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: go back up to the room. Then we're like, both
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: of us, like, 6.30 a.m. Like, going to get a
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: coffee and being like, let's walk around the casino. Like,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: It's never....
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: But thank God, though.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: Thank God neither of us has ever been like.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: Because I feel like that adds a lot of drama
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: to life. Yeah.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: OK.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: I mean some would say, Heather, are you more like
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: brother and sister? And I'd say possibly.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: I mean in the end, isn't that what it becomes?
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: Kind of. I mean not to ruin everyone's relationship.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: Chris, tell everybody where they can find you. In your
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: exciting life.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: Well, this weekend, I'm at Tampa. Sidesplitters in Tampa, Saturday night,
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: 6 p.m. I do a 6 p.m. show out the door.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: Sidesplitters happen next night. Dania Beach improv. in Dania Beach, Florida,
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: Sunday night, April 7th, I believe. Then I go to
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: Rooster Tee Feathers in Sunnyvale, California, up there in Sunnyvale.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: Dallas Hyenas.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: Your fave.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: And then I got a lot of places coming up,
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: Boston and all of it. Franjola.fun.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: The Juicy Scoopers come out in droves. And they love
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: your standup. I get so many messages. I put it
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: in the Juicy Scoop Obsessed page.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: They love it. It is a damn good time.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: I love meeting the Juicy Scoopers. In the beginning of
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: the show, I always ask how many people I hear
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: from Juicy Scoop, and it's a big ovation all the time.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: So I love having them there. I love that because
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: I have the.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: Best audience ever. And we all have fun. I, of course,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: will be in Palm Beach.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: I know, we're so close to each other.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: At the Kravitz Center this Friday and Saturday night, two
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: shows a night.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: And so I know there's some tickets left. They are moving,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: but there's definitely some tickets left. Especially for the later show.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: What are you doing?
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: Straight stand-up out there these days? Or are you doing
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: some juicy scoop and stand-up?
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: It's going to be like a little combo, like hot
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: topics and stuff like that. But this one will just
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: be like a heavy Heather show. Yeah. And then you're
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: coming with me to Temecula.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: We're doing Temecula, California.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: I have a bunch of other dates and things I'm
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: going to announce. I've got Scottsdale with Brandi and Julie.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: That's going to be May 3rd. Okay.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: And then Denver. Julie's joining me there, too. Denver Comedy Works.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: You've done that one.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: Comedy Works.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: That's going to be, I think, 17th and 18th of May.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: Then I have the rest of the summer I'm going
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: to announce in a minute. Humphreys is up there July 27th. Oh,
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: that place is great.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: Everything is HeatherMcDonald.net. That outdoor venue?
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: Humphreys in San Diego.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: You came with me last time.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a good time.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: HeatherMcDonald.net is where all my stuff is.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: And you are- Frangola.fun has everything. I'm in Phoenix, too.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: May 25th, I believe. A couple days after.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: Awesome.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: A little stand-up live. And then I got so many more.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: A bunch.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: And really, go look at the dates. Plan your trips
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: ahead of time. But this weekend- You will never be disappointed.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: We're both in Florida. Tampa, Dinah Beach.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: And you're in- Palm Beach.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: Love it.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: Love it.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: I have all my cute outfits. Cover to Cover is
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: my podcast. Come over and listen to that. We have
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: some fun over there as well. Cover to Cover, people
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: love it. Go listen.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: Always a delight.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: And I'm going to do a little more topics with
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: you that we're going to plop on the top of
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: Thursday's show.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: And then I have a great interview that I already
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: recorded that's super juicy for Thursday. Beautiful. Don't miss out
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