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EP 30 - THE MILLION DOLLAR IDEA?!!!! · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Okay, baddies. Before we get into today's episode, we have
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  Speaker 1: Also, we have decided, we've made an executive decision at
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  Speaker 1: the Relatables business meeting that there is free international that's right, international,
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  Speaker 2: Everywhere, international and just local. Does that that covers everything?
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't it? No free international shipping? I feel like free
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  Speaker 2: in there. Look but it's free. It's it's it's it's
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  Speaker 2: free shipping everywhere, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Basically, baddies, the merch is back. There's free shipping absolutely everywhere,
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  Speaker 1: Australia international. And also it looks fucking sick. Linker is
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  Speaker 1: in the description coming up on Relatables. What have you
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  Speaker 1: liked to your partner about I couldn't get the time
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  Speaker 1: off work for a holiday.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you just didn't want to go. She fucking hates him.
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  Speaker 2: Code four. I just don't want to go on a
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  Speaker 2: holiday with you. I don't want to spend my money
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  Speaker 2: going and spending more time with you. Surely you were
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  Speaker 2: to break up, just dump it relatable, Odie. I want
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  Speaker 2: to show you proof as to how much I love
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  Speaker 2: my girlfriend. I didn't need to see proof, but sure,
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  Speaker 2: but I need you to close your eyes and your ears,
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  Speaker 2: and I'll tell you when to open them. Why I
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  Speaker 2: close my ears? Just flock your ears? Oh right, close
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  Speaker 2: my ears. I'm ready. Okay, just wait wait, you're like
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  Speaker 2: fucking jump scheming or something. I'm not I'm not do anything.
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  Speaker 2: Wait till I say okay, okay, okay, good. What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: What could that possibly be? This would be good for
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  Speaker 2: the visual watches? How does this let me describe what
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying? Not knowing what it is.
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  Speaker 1: Jake's wearing sort of like you know in the NRL
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  Speaker 1: when someone gets a head knock and they strapped their
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  Speaker 1: face ridiculous so it doesn't fall off. He looks like
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  Speaker 1: he's been strapped. His hair is everywhere, and he's got
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  Speaker 1: like two straps coming over the side of his faces,
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  Speaker 1: so so his face my girlfriend's.
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  Speaker 2: Been complaining about my snoring. You're kidding. And I was
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  Speaker 2: at the chemist the other day. What the fuck is that?
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  Speaker 2: That's got to be worse than storing. So I'm on
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  Speaker 2: to sleep next to that. And so I was at
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  Speaker 2: the chemist the other day, and I also have I
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  Speaker 2: forgot to bring something. I actually also have a mouthguard
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  Speaker 2: that I put in that that like that stops me
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  Speaker 2: from storing. And so, because I love her so much,
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  Speaker 2: I would never normally do this. I'm on the record
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  Speaker 2: saying I hate it when people do this type of shit.
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  Speaker 2: But I looked into it and apparently if I can
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  Speaker 2: just breeze from my nose and get my mouth closed
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  Speaker 2: at night, then I'll stop snoring. So this keeps my
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  Speaker 2: mouth closed. I have a mouthguard, and I try I've
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  Speaker 2: been trying nose strips.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you actually should sleep a lot better and feel
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  Speaker 1: better in the morning to to be fair, well this
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  Speaker 1: last night because you know, and you slept on. How
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  Speaker 1: come you're not just like mouth tape? No strip just
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  Speaker 1: as it is not strong enough.
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  Speaker 2: Let me take this off. You look like I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to pay for the mouth tape. How much was
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  Speaker 2: that twenty bucks? Okay? And like, I buy this once
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  Speaker 2: and mouth tape, you've got to use it once.
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  Speaker 1: I might have in my bathroom actually because I didn't
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  Speaker 1: like mouth tape because it gave me a rash.
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  Speaker 2: See. Also, I don't want to shave this. I have
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  Speaker 2: a sense I have sensitive skin. You have to shave this. No,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it might have hurt a couple of times.
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  Speaker 1: You get used to it, but I might have something there, mate,
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  Speaker 1: you can use this.
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  Speaker 2: I can use every day. Ye. Basically I just looked up.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, you really do love your girlfriend. I
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  Speaker 2: was like nighttime chin strap. Yeah. And she was saying
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  Speaker 2: to me like just mouth tape. And I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: this is for you. Believe it or not. He's gonna
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  Speaker 2: wake up and be like I forgot you were wearing that.
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  Speaker 2: What the fuck am I sleeping next to? Believe it
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  Speaker 2: or not? Got lucky with this bad boy the other night.
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  Speaker 2: Took it off, but I was wearing it. I was
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  Speaker 2: wearing it and somehow, and that's how you know your
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  Speaker 2: girlfriend loves you. Did you start kissing with it on? No? No, no,
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  Speaker 2: no no no. I was like I was like, uh,
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  Speaker 2: like I could take this bad boy off. I was
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  Speaker 2: like I can take this off, you know. So, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's how much I'm my girlfriend, you really really do.
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  Speaker 2: The related was this podcast is hosted about myself, Jake Craig, Okay, Daddy,
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  Speaker 2: and my partner at crime like aka mummy. And we
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  Speaker 2: haven't said this for a while. Oddie is Mummy because
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  Speaker 2: he would be.
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  Speaker 1: Most likely the one you go to to confide in, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: talk about your feelings. And Jake is Daddy because he's funny, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: full stop.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'll give you that. That's a nice compliment.
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  Speaker 2: And you guys are the baddies, and your baddies because
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  Speaker 2: you're just bad here looking at the mirror and you're like, damn,
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  Speaker 2: I'm fucking bad as Yeah, you guys are the baddies.
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  Speaker 2: M IG question. We're going to start with the IG.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like we haven't done it for a while now.
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  Speaker 2: We haven't.
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  Speaker 1: We've been taking a little bit of a rest on it,
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  Speaker 1: haven't we. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: This week's IG question what if you lied to your
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  Speaker 2: partner about juice cake? Yeah, pure juice. I'm pretty happy
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  Speaker 2: with these answers.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was interesting because this came up organically
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  Speaker 1: on Patreon. Actually we're like, oh, that'd be a great
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  Speaker 1: ig question, and in my head I was thinking that
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  Speaker 1: men obviously lie more than women, but we have a
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  Speaker 1: ninety percent demo of women, So this is an insight
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  Speaker 1: to what women lie to their male partners about.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, this is interesting. Ok first one,
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  Speaker 2: I got a banger. Okay, go, this hits close to
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  Speaker 2: home for me because I've asked this question to my
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  Speaker 2: girlfriend that I would not pick Garrett Graham or Dean
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  Speaker 2: Dilerentess over him, and.
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  Speaker 1: They lied, Yeah, relatable though relatable to keep asked birth
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  Speaker 1: got to keep your ego in check.
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  Speaker 2: I've asked Beth that and she's like, and I'm like, seriously,
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  Speaker 2: they're like me and Garrett the best blood is fucked.
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  Speaker 2: But she loves said me. She's just a been nice.
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  Speaker 2: Beeth loves to tell her how it is. I'm surprised
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  Speaker 2: he said that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that means she loves me. Maybe maybe you're
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  Speaker 1: wearing that head thinking she was like, you're the one.
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  Speaker 1: What have you lied to your partner about my body count?
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  Speaker 1: A reccurrent Wait, are you saying it's bigger or smaller?
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  Speaker 2: I think small. I would assume smaller. Yeah, Hey, it
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  Speaker 2: doesn't matter who gives his ship.
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  Speaker 1: Also, it shouldn't be a conversation relationship.
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  Speaker 2: Why did he ask? Is my question? He's in the wrong.
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  Speaker 2: He is in the wrong. You should you know what
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  Speaker 2: grounds to lie? Agreed? Yeah, when the question is invalid? Yeah, lie,
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  Speaker 2: why is he asking?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: No, I didn't eat the whole bag of chips? Are
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  Speaker 2: you sure that you didn't see them in the cupboard?
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  Speaker 1: I remember doing that to my family a lot. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: did you eat this?
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  Speaker 2: And I was no eating? Did it my brother? My
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  Speaker 2: brother did it? I swear havn't a brother is good.
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  Speaker 2: The worst thing was, that's a crazy way to say.
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  Speaker 1: It was even becoming vegan because I couldn't blame him
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  Speaker 1: on eating stuff anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Who ate the ice cream? I was like, well, it's
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  Speaker 2: not eaten. That is fair.
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  Speaker 1: What have you lied to your partner about coming? I
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  Speaker 1: hope you saw that coming.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's common.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what, So I've said on this podcast before,
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  Speaker 1: you've always had confidence in saying that women are really
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  Speaker 1: good at faking orgasms. Yeah, and I've always I've always
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  Speaker 1: struggled to comprehend that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But watching Hannah, oh oh.
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  Speaker 2: Hannah Wells, when when when when they masturbate in front
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  Speaker 2: of each other off campus. Yeah. Yeah, yeah her coming
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  Speaker 2: yeah that was real. Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm convinced that
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  Speaker 2: she came. And I was like, maybe they can fake it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: let me tell your brother. Yeah yeah she be fair.
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  Speaker 2: He was quite convincing as well. Yeah, but like was
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  Speaker 2: he because you know what there was like, think about
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  Speaker 2: when you like genuinely think about the times you've masturbated,
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  Speaker 2: Like you're not going like.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, but what was relatable was so when
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  Speaker 1: women orgasm or fake orgasm, like their whole body gets consumed. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and she was like, oh, but then when he did
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  Speaker 1: it like his actual like ejaculation, it was like done.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was kind of just like yeah, and he
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  Speaker 2: was done. But prior to that, he was he was
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  Speaker 2: carrying on a bit. He was carrying. He was put
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  Speaker 2: on a show for her. Though.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like, as a man, this is disgusting
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  Speaker 1: but probably a good insight growing up wanking, you try
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  Speaker 1: to do it as quietly as possible.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's always discreet thing, and it's always for
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  Speaker 2: something like it's always kind of like yeah, yeah, what
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  Speaker 2: if you lied to your partner about how late I've
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  Speaker 2: slept in he gets up at five am. And I'll
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  Speaker 2: say I get up at seven, but really I get
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  Speaker 2: up at eleven.
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  Speaker 1: And I've realized my relationship is the opposite dynamically. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because normally, like women are dating trades who wake up
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  Speaker 1: really early.
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  Speaker 2: I'm dating a kookook. Yeah, you're you're dating an athlete
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  Speaker 2: that gets up at four point thirty, legit. And she's like,
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  Speaker 2: what time did you get up? And you're like, no, honestly,
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  Speaker 2: she doesn't long after you. She doesn't. She doesn't do it.
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  Speaker 1: But I still feel guilty if I wake up like seven,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like seven. She doesn't make you feel guilty, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: But she's like waking up at four.
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  Speaker 2: Thirty, I'm like, oh seven, Yeah, she's like sleeping. She's
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  Speaker 2: lived a life. I wake it up, you know what?
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  Speaker 2: You know what I hate? Right, And it's like, so
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  Speaker 2: if your girlfriend slept in till seven, that is like
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  Speaker 2: a jit. That's like the equivalent of you and I
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  Speaker 2: sleeping in until like nine thirty. Yeah, which is like
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  Speaker 2: I can't do it anymore. When you say, like if
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  Speaker 2: I was to sorry, if I was a sleepuntil nine thirty,
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  Speaker 2: I'd be like sleeping. Whoa? But like if your girlfriend
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  Speaker 2: was to sleep into seven thirty. It would be pick
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  Speaker 2: me for her to say I had to sleep in
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: but like she actually has had a humongous sleeping yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but she's not allowed to say she had a sleeping
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  Speaker 2: because everyone would be like, oh, yeah, whatever, yeah, seventh's early,
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  Speaker 2: all right?
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  Speaker 1: What have you lied to your part about? I said
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  Speaker 1: it was fine and he believed me.
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  Speaker 2: What are we meant to do? You just can't believe it.
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  Speaker 2: There's too much evidence to prove that. Like, whenever they
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  Speaker 2: say they're fine, they're clearly you could like hold you
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  Speaker 2: go off to the side, You're damn it gone. Yeah shit,
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know what I was talking about anyway.
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  Speaker 2: What have you lied to your partner about? How good
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  Speaker 2: the sex is? Took an hour plus to come?
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  Speaker 1: How plus still made you come? He's put in the work,
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  Speaker 1: But I'm like, proud of you for copping an hour
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  Speaker 1: of that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm proud of you. How are sex sessions fucking hard work?
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  Speaker 2: I've never loved it an hour?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever Like, if I couldn't come,
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  Speaker 1: I would give up after that time. I reckon, an
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  Speaker 1: I reckon, you could combine every single time I've had
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  Speaker 1: sex in my entire life and it would probably be
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  Speaker 1: like maybe three hours altogether.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I feel like who lasts an hour as a.
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  Speaker 1: Woman too, Like wouldn't that like become like unenjoyable?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Like how long can you be wet? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And we get a bit swollowen down there surely now
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  Speaker 1: also like you're gonna get friction burns.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't care how slow you're going, you still
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  Speaker 2: do it. Maybe that's friction.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that's why she wasn't finishing because he was like
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  Speaker 1: a little I feel like slows better than fast. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I mean like not slow and good rhythm where
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  Speaker 1: you're like ride like slow and just not good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Maybe it was like one of those, maybe like
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  Speaker 2: a full hour of him going like going, going and
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  Speaker 2: be like.
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  Speaker 1: Have got stuff, I'm going to come then so he
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  Speaker 1: goes back in and he's like, oh stuff, I've been there,
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  Speaker 1: I'm there right now.
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  Speaker 2: You bur you coughed, I might as well come come
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  Speaker 2: to it.
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  Speaker 1: Said that he's not good at sex, sorry that she
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  Speaker 1: lied about that he was good at sex and he.
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  Speaker 2: Wasn't simple one. But that's that's I feel like all
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  Speaker 2: girlfriends at some point have to lie to their boyfriend
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  Speaker 2: and say that I was, but.
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  Speaker 1: You just like, what if you keep to heading, does
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  Speaker 1: that lie then become truth?
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  Speaker 2: M It's like, yeah, is that good sex now because
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  Speaker 2: that's the only sex you're getting? Yeah, you have no
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  Speaker 2: more frame of reference. Yeah, it just becomes good.
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  Speaker 1: I've got another one. But what has your partner lied
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  Speaker 1: to you about telling him is mum? Isn't that unbearable?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? I have a feel like another thing that comes
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  Speaker 2: across our plates. Not commonly, but like when it comes
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  Speaker 2: to this is like it's quite often that the boyfriend
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  Speaker 2: never has an issue with the girlfriend's mum, but always always,
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  Speaker 2: like it's usually the boyfriend's mum has an issue with
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  Speaker 2: the girlfriend. So that makes it so the girlfriend has
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  Speaker 2: an issue with the boyfriend's mom. Yeah, it's like always
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  Speaker 2: seems to be the case. Yeah, it's interesting.
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  Speaker 1: I've never like understood how could anyone like if my
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  Speaker 1: son or daughter's in love. I suppose if I've never
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  Speaker 1: brought home a shit woman to my mum, and I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: But do some people do that? I guess I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: Like I sometimes think that I think it's more nice,
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  Speaker 2: like it's not. It's just that even if you brought
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  Speaker 2: home someone that your mom thought wasn't good for you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: your mom isn't the type of person to make it
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  Speaker 2: a big issue. Like your mum trusts your judgment.
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  Speaker 1: She's more like you'll fear it out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Like she's not going to make your girlfriend's
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  Speaker 2: life hell, even if some people do. But some moms
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  Speaker 2: do do that. Yeah, and it's always for some reason,
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  Speaker 2: at least in our experience, the boyfriend's mum. It's never
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  Speaker 2: like the girlfriend's dad making the boyfriend's life hell or
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  Speaker 2: the girlfriend's mom making the boyfriend's life hell.
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  Speaker 1: But there would be some overprotective fathers.
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  Speaker 2: There would be. Yeah, but it's like that just hasn't
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  Speaker 2: come across our late. Yeah. So yeah, that's also if
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  Speaker 2: the fathers don't care. And my experience true. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: father's true.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good point, especially the older the daughters get.
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  Speaker 2: That's a very good point. Okay, what if you lied
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  Speaker 2: to your partner about that I liked his haircut. No,
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  Speaker 2: that's a good lie. I feel like if I don't
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  Speaker 2: like it, yeah, you need to lie, Yeah, because hair
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  Speaker 2: grows back and like he tried, yeah, especially if he tried.
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  Speaker 1: Something new and you're like, man, that looks like she
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  Speaker 1: This is a valid lie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, I agree?
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  Speaker 1: What if you liked your partner about this is a
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  Speaker 1: good one. I'd still love him.
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  Speaker 2: If he was a worm? You lied? She wouldn't love
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  Speaker 2: him if heels a worm? What the fuck lied? You know?
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  Speaker 2: You may as well dump him. You don't even love
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  Speaker 2: him now. If you don't love him when he's at
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  Speaker 2: his worst, out and then you have him at his best,
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  Speaker 2: you don't get to have him when he's at his worst.
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  Speaker 1: She's a realist, jake. What would you do if Beth
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  Speaker 1: turned into a worm?
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  Speaker 2: Really my shoulder? But she needs soil? Fuck it, I'll
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: put her in a bag of soil on my shoulder. Ah.
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  Speaker 2: He is a good one. That I'm stuck at work
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  Speaker 2: a little bit late, but I'm really getting myself a
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  Speaker 2: little sweet treat. That one's good. Sometimes you just need
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  Speaker 2: to be guilt free. Yeah, it does. She sears to
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: be guilt free.
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  Speaker 1: And this is my last one. What have you lied
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  Speaker 1: to your partner about? I couldn't get the time off.
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  Speaker 2: Work for a holiday? Oh, you just didn't want to go.
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  Speaker 2: She fucking hates him? Code four. I just don't want
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  Speaker 2: to go on a holiday with you. I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to spend my money going and spending more time with you.
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  Speaker 2: Surely you were a breakup, just dump it. Imagine that
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  Speaker 2: to me. Oh, I couldn't do that, e Like, I
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: feel so guilty.
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  Speaker 1: And then coming home and he's like, oh, you want
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  Speaker 1: to go to Bali for two weeks just get work off,
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  Speaker 1: and she's like, I'd love.
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  Speaker 2: To, but like, I can't. I can't. I just can't,
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: I asked, and they said, no, that's s What if
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: you lied to your partner about the fact that I
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: am wrong and he's right, Oh yeah, good life there.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Actually it wasn't me that farted. There's frogs around the house, Jake.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: There's frogs around the house Queensland.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, toads in Queensland. Let me tell you that much.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: You've got excuses for days for farty. There's toads in Queensland. Bro.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: I have a question actually to finish on.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: When you're in a relationship, when do you stop saying
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: I got lucky.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Like after you've had sex. Yeah, I don't think i've
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: said that.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: You said at the start of the episode, I got lucky.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have sex. Oh, oh I don't know. Then, yeah,
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: I feel like that's something that it's maybe that's just
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: like part of my vocabulary. Yeah, because like if you
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: think about it, it's not it's like we got lucky.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: And also I'm going to change it. I'm going to
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: change it up. I'm going to start saying so on
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: the weekend, my girlfriend got my girlfriend got lucky.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: You took it that way. I was thinking, like is
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: it not luck to your partners?
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Then oh yeah, when does it become that where it's
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: like it's not luck, it's like I earned this. No,
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: because that's.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Such a selfish way to talk about it, like it's
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: not luck. It's just like part of like I got riz,
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: like like we made love, Like that's just what we do.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: That's like it's not luck. Yeah, that's fair your brain.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Because here's the thing is, like I will quite often
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: I will say like make love when I'm with my girlfriend,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: and then like I think, when I'm with you, I'm
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: not afraid to say it, but like if I'm trying
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: to be funny, that's when I'll be like, you know,
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: I got lucky or whatever. To be fair, not I
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: feel like I would say it also not the particular
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: scenario because in the beginning, I was wearing my chin strap, right,
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: and if I'm getting if she's gonna have sex with
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: me and the chin strap, then I am getting lucky. Valid,
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: very very valid. I see your point, all right, Jake.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: As men and also people, I'm going to say, it's
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: very hard to take a compliment. And on Patreon, a
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: lot of good things have been happening on Patreon Plug
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: eight nin nine. A month we did a compliment circle
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: let's call it, yeah, and we had to compliment each
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: other and take it, which was actually.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Really really hard. It's hard to do without laughing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: And I feel like, not that it takes away from
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: the compliments, but it's definitely like a coping mechanism for
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: men especially. So I thought this segment we could do
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: something called I'm glad you're like this. I like it,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: in which we're going to enter a compliment circle kind
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: of vibes yep. And also we want to say, back
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: in the day when we had friends.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, here's this backstory is compliment circle was born because
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: in our group of friends, you know, I believe this.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: You know, men and women are like do this. Maybe
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: men a bit more, I don't know, but from my experience.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: At least we ban to heaps give each other heaps
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: of shit, and then one time one of our friends
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: was like, yeah, guys, this is a bit much. We
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: needed to do a compliment circle just to reset. So
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: every after that, every now and then we would go like, okay,
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: time for a compliment circle, and then we would have
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: to compliment the person next to us or something like that,
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: just to like prove we were all still mates and
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: then we could go back to our business.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: I remember, but it was definitely next to the person like, yeah,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: the compliment the person next to you.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: But then sometimes you're next to people who, like you
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: were biggest fan of think of like.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: The dumbest shit.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: You had to just be like you're like, oh yeah,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: like you're kind of funny, Jake, give me a second.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: But no, so that that was funny. All right, I'm
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: going to start I'm going to start with by saying that, oh, yeah,
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: I'm glad that you always celebrate my wins big and
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: small whenever I have them. For example, the other day
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: I said to you, it finished my motorbike license, and
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: today you rocked up with a box of Krispykremes. So
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: I think we should probably try and enjoy one of
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: these each while we do this. Why not? I that
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: was like a good plan. What are you gonna have?
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: I think I'll have the chok ice sprinkle. Certainly can't
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: say I got myself a strawberry sprinkle. Okay, my turn, though.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: So I'm glad you're like this.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you're very understanding and a good read of
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: how people are feeling.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: That's a night. I like to think that I am
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: like that too. I appreciate that. I'm glad you don't
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: make my problems about you or do I not do that?
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Nah?
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: You know how it's like super easy to like if
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: someone has a problem and you'll be like even like,
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: for example, when you spoke about your anxiety the other day, Yeah,
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: after like a minute or two, I was kind of like, oh,
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: here's how I deal with my anxiety. Like I kind
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: of was like, bring like the way that made it
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: easiest for me to talk about And I don't think
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: I always do it, but to make it easiest to
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: talk about was like, think of an experience I've had
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: and like, I don't think you do that often. It's
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: like where you'd be like, here's what I do.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: I do catch myself out trying to be understanding.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like I feel like, how like do you ever
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: like leaving? I feel like you wouldn't leave a conversation
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: often and be like wall I just spoke for myself
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: all the time. I never na. No.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: The funniest thing happened actually without the gym.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: I was telling you we.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Posted a clip and I said something funny or whatever,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: and the girl who works at the gym has showed
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: everyone in the gym because I'm like sort of friendly
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: with them. But I'm also myself and I'm very quiet.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: You. Oh, I didn't know what he was like that.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: He's very quiet and head down yea, yeah, and that's
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: how I am in life like normally.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, that was very sweet. Thank you very much.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: All Right, I'm glad you're a good reader. So valid, bro,
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: you are there. Yeah, I actually can read out loud
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: pretty well. That wasn't a fear of mine at school.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: The biggest fear of my name. That's funny. That's like
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: almost unrelatable as well as some people will just like
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: get mad scared of that. Oh yeah, it's so funny.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: I'm glad you like doing business stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah,
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: I'm glad you're like doing business.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, thank you very much. I do
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: like doing business. Yeah, it's one of my passions. And
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: we'll find out the next segment about some business that
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: I enjoy doing. I'm glad. This sounds weird saying it
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: this way, but it makes sense. I'm glad you have
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: nice features. Sounds like I'm.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Saying it because I enjoy them, but like I know
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: you might, you're allowed to. I'm glad that you stay
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: so consistent in the gym and with health because it
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: motivates me. It's a great one. It's definitely yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: one hundred percent because like you know, the people you
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: surround yourself with. It's like if you because like I'm
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: the type of person, genuinely, I'm the type person that
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: if you like, because I do like the gym and
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: I got super into it. But if you, let's just
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: say you stopped doing the gym, that's that's my permission
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: to fully stop the you'd be fucked. No, that's a
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: good one. I appreciate that. Okay, I feel like I'm
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: getting better at taking it.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, I'm glad you have a
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: willingness to try new things. Oh that's a good compliment,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: and you don't judge things off like the cover of
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: a book.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: No, that kind of vibe. I like that one. Thank you.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: I'm glad you value attention to detail. Oh thank you.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: I do, yes, yes, thank you. Simple things like the
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: vlogs that we've been posting a little bit lately. I
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: have want to post actually like I would happily post
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: on without a thumb now, but I was like, no, no, no, yeah,
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: I am fair fa.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: I kind of don't like that about myself.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: Something.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: It's good because like it gets to places like.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: The little details that up, but also like sometimes I
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: wish I could just leave something.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fair, how many you got left? One? All right,
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: I'll go too.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I'll finish on a funny one, simple one, burgod one.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: I'm glad you're a good listener. Thank you. I'm glad
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: you never judged me. Oh, thank you. All right.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: My final one, I'm glad you're under six foot.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: That's for your own fucking prove that's not for you.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: That is you know what I was actually thinking about writing,
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: and I didn't write in town was I was going
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: to say, I'm glad you're over six foot for your benefit, for.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Your benefit, because it's night. It would be nice for
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: you are thinking, you're glad for me to be under
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: six foot for your benefit, let me land.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: So I'm glad you're under six foot because I think
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: if you also had the height, your ego would be
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: too high because you wouldn't have the same person you have,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Like you've got the looks, the personality, but if you
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: had the high, I feel the ego would be too high.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: So there's a reason behind them. Okay, it equals you
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: out to be a good person.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: We are back with Oddie Shark Tank two weeks in
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: a rug and you said in the last segment that
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I like business. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which I do thoroughly.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: And if you knew around here, Baut's go back and
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: listen to the past two weeks actually, and Jake has
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: brought some business ideas to the table.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Last week I brought hitters. You fucking landed. I'm proud
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: of you for that.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: And how this is going to work is I actually
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: didn't think you were going to land on week two.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was pleasantly surprised.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: We've got options in my opinion from week two, Yeah, yeah,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: And where we landed was you were swaying towards the
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: perfume necklace. Yeah, yeah, the cologne, the Colonne chain yeah yeah,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: or ring there's like some sort of jewelry with cologne
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: that slowly releases. But as this is Addie Shark Tank,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I was being swayed towards the divider in the bed
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: to split people from rolling on each other side and to.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Stop what do you call it? Bed divorce? Yeah?
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no more bed divorce, yes, yes, yesses And so
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: funnily enough business right, I was actually quite good.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: At business in school, like business studies. Yeah, yeah, I did.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: I did really really well.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Actually, I just thought I should mention that that was just.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: The row away comment. I think I think I came.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I came second in our year actually in the h
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: but no, not first. But I'm sure there's a lot
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: of baddies listening right now who even did a unit
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: of business in university or like business completely true? Yeah,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: business degree is not uncommon. Yeah, and so we've got
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: a good idea, Jake, But what is the next step.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Once you have a good.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Idea, offload it to someone better than you wrong, see
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: if there's a market for it. Or if someone else
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: has done it. Oh okay, because where there's two people,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: let's see if the masses think that our bed divider
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: idea is a good idea.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, true, Like the chances of us having an original
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: idea is actually very low, very low.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: So what I've done, Jake, is I've called two specialists
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: in the bed industry to see if they stock our
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: product and if they think our product's a good idea.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Where anyway, it's just a recording of you calling them. Yeah,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: so this is this is where Audie Shark Tank comes
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: into places. What's this called like product research? Or what's
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: this called business?
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah? True, like entrepreneurship. Oh so this is cool number one?
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Which cool?
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Say, But Maria speaking, how can I help you?
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: I'm Maria, how's it going good? Thank to you.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: I'm on a certain product. I just want to see
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: if you stock it. It might be a little bit niche,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: but basically I'm after like a fitted sheet. But is
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: there any type of product that has maybe like a
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: cushion or blow up thing in the middle that doesn't move. Basically,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: what we're working here with is me and my partner.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: She's a massive roller, and we don't want to sleep
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: in different beds, but the pillow in the middle always
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: moves over.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: I was wondering if you had anything like that.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: No, have you looked on line? It'd be interesting to
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: know if it was anything like that available.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: So you don't have anything like that.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: No, So you wanted to finished sheet with a bit
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: of a bump in the middle.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, basically it would be a pretty good idea. Hey, yes,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: you've got to get onto that.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, so you don't stop anything right now, and you
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: don't know anyone who does.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: No, we're don't and I've never heard of it, to
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: be honest.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Ok thanks, thanks, thanks so much for your time.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: All right, you're welcome.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Than what was that bed buffom table?
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's what they sell, she eats, sleeps, shits beds.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Never heard of it. Thought it would be a great idea. Okay,
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: this is but as this is going somewhere. As entrepreneurs,
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: you don't stop there. Yeah, yeh yeah, yeah, you gonna
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: do at least too. You want to do at least too.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Jacob good Phoebe speaking, Hi Phoebe.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: How's it going? Hey, good, how are you? I'm great?
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: I'm just calling up to see if you have a
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: bit of a niche product that you might stock.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Good. So basically I'm looking for a type of fitted
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: sheet that has like some type of maybe pillow or
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: something that's inflatable in the middle that doesn't move, because
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: basically we're working with me and my partner. My partner
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: is a big roller and she gives me on that
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: side and the pillow in the middle doesn't really cut it.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I was wondering if you have anything that might like
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: attached to the middle kind of center of the bed
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: at all, like the kind.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Of pillow case to attached to, say, like the fitted
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: sheet that's.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, something like that. No, not really.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Anything like that, not really, if I'm being honest with you.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: But online, I mean, it's worth doing a bit of
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: a search online because to be honest, there's this company
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: like new things coming out that even we're not update
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: with in store yet. So it's definitely worth a bit
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: of a look online. But no, not not so much.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: We're we're pretty we're pretty standard, you know, fitted flight,
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: cheap pillow cases, all kinds of separate do nothing that
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: kind of.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: That'd be a pretty good idea if you could find
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: that it's not a bad idea.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, actually you might be onto the new onto the
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: new business model there. But yeah, we have a look
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: online like even like con chatty and.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'll look into it. Thanks so much for
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: your time, No worries YouTube. Let me just say, we
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: have had some good ideas in life, all right, and
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: we have never ever executed them because we thought they
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: weren't that good. This one, this one's a winner. She
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: was propping. I think, like, let me just go back
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: slightly on this last thing. Listen closely. I think she says,
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: like ship, thinking that was a brilliant business idea. Okay, listen,
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: no worries YouTube, She's like ship, that was. She's thinking,
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: like ship. I need to get on this trademarks pat
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: in process. We can't post this. Somebody get in touch.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: We need a manufacturer now, we need we need it.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: We need a product first of all, a name, manufacturer,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: trademark pattern.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: There.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: The next steps test models, bad used to test them
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: with their boyfriends, take them home.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what we need to do. I think
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: this is what we need to do for a quick buck. Yeah,
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: create the I'm in it for the long run. We
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: need to create the product, right, then if we could
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: get some actual shark get like on shark tank and
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: get some quick like and obviously like we have like
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: an audience and stuff. So we get some like uh,
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: what's it called, like some momentum behind sales going or
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: whatever bla blah blah blah blah blah. We start to
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: disrupt the industry a little bit. It sounds like it's
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: ready to be distracted. And then we get one of
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: the big dogs to bias. Oh yeah, we like being independent.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: But we'll get there, and then they'll be like, holy shit,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: fucking names.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: We'll work on it. But names. What's coming off the
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: top of your head. Divorce no more. We don't want
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: anything bad and something to do with sleep easy, something
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: to do with like you have to divide and conquer. Oh,
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: that's not bad.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: The great wall is that there's probably got some bad
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: behind it. If I don't conquer. Now we can work
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: like a mound, you know how you build something like
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: a mound and.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Like, but here's the things I think we need to
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: figure out a way for it to be like quite slim.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: But she made she made a good point in the
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: sense of like it's an extra little pillow case that's
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: on there and it's always there, and then you just
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: slide a bit of foam in there. That'd be a
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: pretty cool way. And then then when you do want
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: to cuddle, you just have to be quite seamless or
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: a zipper but zip it is not zipper on top
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: because you're not going to be on top, but it's
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: always there. Then take it in and out for like
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: sexy time too, because you need to be having sex
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: with your partner.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Too, like we don't want to Yeah, yeah, true, you
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: need to have it. We don't want to stop that.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: You gotta get lucky still. Yeah, you gotta make love. Yeah, yeah,
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: you gotta make love.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: You can easily do that on half a bed by
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's it.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, more of a business.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: You know how a pillow under the bum for a
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: ladies quite enjoyable.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: But get rotatable? Yeah, like sex men to a get distracted.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: But what the hell just staff anyway, baddies comment below if.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: You can help us. That is that's proof in the puddens.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: I was pleasantly surprised. Dang, that's the product because sometimes,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: like in this podcast, me and Jake bounced off each
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: other and we think it's the best thing ever, and
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: like we take it to the masses and then it's
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: just mid Yeah. Right, two industry leaders Jake to.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Goose, two individuals. They were like, that's she did at
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: the end? Okaytie, I have got some exciting news. Oh yeah,
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Well the baddies nowhere, March of babes that we are.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: I've recently upgraded my game. I've graduated to the perfect
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: head ceremonial grade much of powder love that. What flavors
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: are there? Well, there's the original, which is perfect if
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: you're an og marcher lover, or if you like to
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: add your own flavors. I am at this level. Now
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: whoa mar to Battie. And there's the strawberry and vanilla,
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: which already have the flavors perfectly mixed in. Well that's sick.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: So you could basically be your own Barisa at home exactly.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: It tastes like it came from a cafe. You've got
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: to try it, bro I want to, but where can
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: I grab it? Same as always Cole's baby Batti's. I
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: got a good dilemma for this fine Monday morning or
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: evening or whatever day listening to this too. Hopefully they
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: listen on a Monday. Yeah, that would be nice title.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: I stuffed up. So I have quite a few close
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: guy friends, not best I know where Mommy and Daddy
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: stand on that with Anyhow, a pop crawl resulted in
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: me and two of my two of the close guys
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: and one friend slash acquaintance, all men, crashing back in
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: my hotel room. Oh my god. She said that one day.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: I was the first time I read this, I was thinking, like,
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: that's like a literal foursome, one double and one pull
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: out couch. I ended up sharing with the third friend,
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: so I think that's like the acquaintance that was coming
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: into the group. One thing led to another and we
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: bonked that sex. Ye, that's sex. And now we talk
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: a lot more online because we live ten hours apart,
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: and we've talked about that night, and he's such a
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: gentleman about it. I'm a bit of a baddie in
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: more ways than just being a relatable baddie podcast subscriber,
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: and don't usually get attached to the people I hook
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: up with, but this was different, so good, And now
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure whether I like the attention or whether
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: I have developed a slight crush. I am instantly waiting
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: for his reply and checking and sometimes yeah, and checking,
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: and sometimes I see I've been left on red or
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: delivered and freak out a bit. You do have a
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: crush girl. When he does reply, I sometimes cringe myself
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: out and leave him un delivered on purpose. Hmm. And
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: then she said, you any chance he's doing the same
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: him all the attention, question mark, what would you do
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: if the roles were reversed? Help me? Ps not apologizing
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: for the length it was necessarily long. It wasn't that long, okay,
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: good length, bit of a sweet one. I guess, well,
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: you just I think you've developed a bit of a
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: crush on this guard.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: No, this is fun too, because, like she said, she's
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: still a baddie, but she's been a baddie in a
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: different way before.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: You're like changing your mindset a.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Little bit to be like, oh, and this happens, Like
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: you think one way about dating so much and then
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: you get stuck in that. But then you meet the
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: right person and they sway how you feel, and you're
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: experiencing this and it's exciting.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know, I feel like maybe he
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: could be feeling the same.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Do you remember how I spoke ages ago about having
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: a friend who's an anti vaxxer, and that was one
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: of the reasons he struggled to date because he was
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: standing dying on his heel, which I resper. I don't
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: agree with that, but I respect sticking with your decisions.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can be wrong. Whatever caught up.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: I caught up with him the other day and he's
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: been seeing a new girl, and I asked. I was like,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: how's Andy maxa thing going? And I said to him,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: I was like, when you meet the right one, I
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: feel like your opinion might change. He might like he
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: might just be like, look, yeah, get vaccinated. Yeah, And
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: he's like, oh yeah.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: I don't think that's going to be a problem. Wow. Wow.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: I broke his back instill. He grumbled like a cookie.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: I could tell too, because when we were talking about
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: it and he said like, oh, she's gorgeous, beautiful, like
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: described beauty in three different ways.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, it's a motherfucker. He's gone. We
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: got vaccinated that day. Bro thats fucking now, Chad me. Holy, okay,
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: Well look, I think you've just developed a nice little
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: crush and I think, like it's nothing with that, Like
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: this could lead to something. Yeah, I guess ten hours apart.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: It's a long way. But that's like, how for you
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: and I had like less than ten hours apart and
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: we're a long way apart. Yeah, yeah, we don't have sex.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: The only thing that will bring two people from ten
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: hours apart together is either sex or money. Yeah, honestly, So.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I guess the hard thing about long distance is I
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: would say it's better to have the foundations of a
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: relationship there to start rather than starting with long distance saying.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: That, or you start doing facetimes like you and Cassie did, Yeah, facelibs.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Like Cassie was in Europe for six weeks before we
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: first met, and we developed a great emotional connection, but
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: I knew there was an end.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Date she was coming back.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So it was like I was never like, yeah,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: what's going to happen here? Like she wasn't pointless, like
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: and then she was coming an.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: Hour away from me.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, whereas this is like, is he going to be
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: living ten hours away for the foreseeable future, Because then
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: then I would arguably say to waste your time. But
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: if you're open to moving, if he's open to the
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: conversation around moving, then like we could get the ball
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: rolling because also I wouldn't recommend having a fling after
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: the way you described how you feel it's.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: An interesting one. Yeah, it's hard, Like here's the thing.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Also, like, but why is he was back ten hours
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: with two of his mates. That means he's got a
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: reason to be there. Maybe, Yes, you come back frequently.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: And I mean also though, like I.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Don't see anything wrong with like, you know, let's say
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: you like him, right, you have a crush, you're developing
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: like a proper crush, and you like this guy, right, Yeah,
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: there's absolutely nothing wrong with maybe next time you guys
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: are together hanging out, seeing how it goes, if that
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: develops further. Like I mean, there's no right or wrong
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: way to start a relationship in all honesty, like like
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: literally there is no like actual Like every single person
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: in the world would be in a relationship if there
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: was like a textbook way to do it.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Agree, And I feel like you can make anything worse.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, like if it was fight, if it's like meant
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: to be and you guys want to do it, you'll
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: make it work.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Why muching a we were full leap, we would have
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: one hundred percent said like a year and a half ago.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Can hours fuck that shit? So yeah, like you can't
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: make that work long biness sucks.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: As yeah, yeah, I mean, but now it's like love
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: is love is love, love is love, So it really
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: is though my thing is like, wait, so show she
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: she asked us, what would you do if the roles
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: were reversed? Okay, trying to so.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: I guess she doesn't know if he feels the same
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: way or if he just thinks it was a fling.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Okay me Personally, all people are different, All men are different, right,
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: and like, unfortunately the more majority of men are trash.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: But this guy is apparently quite a gentleman, all right,
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: So he could be if you recommend relatables, and if
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: he listens to us and says we're good, he's a keeper.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: But if it was me, let me think about this.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: I've gone weekend boom sleep with a girl, got lucky,
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: Like I I wouldn't put it past me to develop
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: a crush, And I would say I would try it.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I said it in another dilemma, But I
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: think it works for this too. I am a massive
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: believer in trusting from the get go, and like, even
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: if this guy's trash. You figuring that out and giving
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: him the benefit of the doubt at the start, and
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: by that little chance that it might work makes it
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: so much more beautiful. Yeah, Like, rather than being on
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: the fence and being half asked, if you just think, no,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: this guy's perfect and giving them maybe that's not healthy
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: because you should be a little bit. But also, if
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: you fall in love, it makes it so much better. Dude,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: I just feel like there's no right or wrong way
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: to do it.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree. You know, if the end product is
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: you guys end up in love, no matter what way
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: you did, it obviously worked.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: True, So I reckon it's fall head over heels and
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: then figure it out.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: I agree with Yeah, And like, if it doesn't work out,
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: just put it down to experience and move on.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's the way to fall in love,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: because if you're half arsing and having a foot out
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: the back door, just's the slightest little bit just in
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: case to protect your feelings, it never works, Like, what's
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: the point in that, Because it makes it less beautiful,
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: it makes it less fun. That's when you start saying
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: things that's like, that's when you start acting like you
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: don't like them as much as you really do, so
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: then they start acting different and then your communication just
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: goes to absolutely nothing. And then someone hurts the other
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: and you're like, why didn't it work out?
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: But we know why it did work out. Ball of confusion.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Let's make it a ball of love.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the ball of love. So I mean, I guess,
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: go for it. That's what we're saying. Yeah, have sex
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: of them again two times?
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Six times.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Comments time bad is so we're reading the comments from
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: previous episodes. So if you were like your comment read
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: one day comment on the episode, you're listening to you
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: right now. I got YouTube. My pitch for the donut
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: is a cream filled donut with blue vanilla icing, a
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: white chock letter R on top, a letter that's kind
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: of cool. So the letter R on top I assume,
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: so I assume field means one of those round ones
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: that's like a full just like oval, like we have
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: actually one of them in there. And then we've got
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: inside blue vanilla icing, so vanilla icing dyed blue, and
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: then a white R on I'm gonna sneeze. No, I'm
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: not a white r on. Wait for you coming. I
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: just like sneezed, burped, coughed, and then just like farted
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: and came at the same time. I wouldn't put okay,
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: I'm picturing it. I like it.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: I don't mind na. I'm not gonna lie to you.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: I don't mind it. I can we I just cream field.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: My only criticism would be.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: I like simplicity, same sounded comp I.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: Don't know if you guys have noticed, but we keep
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: on going for the just the chock sprinkle or the
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: strawberry sprinkle.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Almost like there was too much going on for you.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: And shit, Baddie, we've got a couple of minutes left.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Let's see if we can make Jake come. I've got
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Spotify how to make me come. Put that thing back
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: on it. I'll finish you off, Nina said. Apparently the
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: squatty potty position helps prevent boo cancer, according to an
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: oncology surgeon, so definitely worth doing.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Dang, okay, what do you sent me?
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: You sent me a freaking' the s that were sent
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: by Baddy? Oh really, I sent you on relatables.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: I'm just scrolling on relatables. But that's that thing will
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: take full recycled Australian company, and that's why I thought
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: I was going to buy instead of sending it to you.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, buy one for Jake and Beth.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Was two hundred and twenty bucks.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: That's what I was like. It's a plastic fucking stool.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: That's why I just bought a stool from fucking Sowbos.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: That's what I mean.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: I was like, surely you can create one for five
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: dollars and recycle plastic.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: It's second hand. Why is it too twenty I don't know.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: It looked cool, but because it lasts a lifetime.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: But I was thinking I'm not paying over forty bucks
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: or a stool a shit on?
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, hell no, yeah, but hell I might
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: give it a go. Actually I recommend it.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what happens, It's like, oh, business, idea portable squaty
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: potty because I actually at the.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: Gym a lot.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: What if I it's probably out my gym bag taking
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: the TA ship.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, portable squady pody everywhere. Its best.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: The idea of using the bins in that looking for
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: any chance you can get best needs a pocket size.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: It's time for one of you two sign off the episode. Jake,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: who are we going to call Steph. Hello is that Steph?
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Hello, Hello Steph, it's Jake.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: You know this, it's Jake and already from the Relatables podcast.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: How's it going good? How are you guys? Very very good?
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: We also want to preface that you are officially the
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: first international Battie that we're going to ask to sign
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: off the episode.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, love that.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: I do have a riddle as well.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: You have a riddle?
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: No?
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: Why if you're coming.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: In with the goods? Go go go.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: A man shaved several times a day but still has
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: a beard?
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Why a man shaved several times a day but still
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: has a beard shaves? But why this is a riddle.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Isn't it just because he's a man? Do you shave?
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Say it one more time?
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: A man shaved several times a day but he still
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: has a beard.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: Why this one's fucking tough. I've got no idea. Because
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: he shaves cheese, that can't be a man's shave. Because
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: he shaves seven times a day, I don't think he's
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: shaving anything on his body. Yeah, but he still has
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: a beard because he shaves a day though.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: We do a day?
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: What can what can? What's a profession where they shave.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: He thinks I don't want to be stumped. Shame is actual, honest, No, no,
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to give up, steph are you. I
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: don't have any I don't have a single things. That
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: was so simple, like once a month to what I
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: was thinking.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: I was thinking personal like skin face and that pro
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: I don't get one of them once a day.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: No, you guys, you're getting there. Yeah that was so good. Yeah,
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: thank you so much, Thank you, Stephan. Enjoy your day.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah you too. Bye. Dang, that was hard, so bad.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: He's we've gone international. She was from New Zealand? Was
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: that a New Zealand accent?
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: Tried? Get me a pie? Get me a pie? How
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: do you do New Zealand? No, New Zealand is more
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: like they kind of have some just some specific words,
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: like they call they call it an es chili bin
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: chili bin. That's really and then they have.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: A bunch of different ones, but they're they're pretty similar
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: to the Only downfall with international calling is we have
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: to call on what'sapp obviously, and then like my name
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: pops up.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so like they're less excited.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of fun to be like checking out
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: and they're like yeah, Whereas this is like Addie is calling,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: like who the fox A.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Baddies, Thank you for listening, We love you. Stay bad.