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THE PARTY, THE SEX AND BANGING THE WALLS · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's
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Dungeon. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia,
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and today it's me and Bama Lady. Hi.
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Usually if I have Barbie here, she's like, hi, it's like that
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prolonged. She's so fucking cute.
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It's it's ridiculous, but Bama lady, you've been my friend for
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God. What has it been four or five
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years now? It's been.
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Over 6 I think. It's been a while, but you know,
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we have had God parties, celebrations and everything else
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in between. I think we've seen so much
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together, it's kind of crazy. So this last party, because I've
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lost my voice after this last party, I still sound kind of
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shitty. I I didn't do a sit down with
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anybody. No, you didn't.
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So and God, that last party, that was fucking crazy.
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You had to get up in the morning and go to church.
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Yeah, with 2 1/2 hours of sleep. And lots of fucking before that,
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I should say. We can.
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We can say that, yes. We can say that.
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Yeah, you got, you got kinky and crazy so much the point where
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you were having this wild God rendezvous and you were upstairs
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and Charles came to me. We were outside.
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We're doing our thing. And he's like, you know, there's
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like 20 people left. He's like Mia, Mistress, do you
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do you want to hear this? Oh, my God, this is beautiful.
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You got to hear this. He's like, come over here, come
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over here on the side. Come here, come here, come here.
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I'm like, OK, I get it. And I'm like, what is it?
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And he's like, BM ladies up there with some guy and they're
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like fucking so hard. It's like rattling the wall.
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I was like Jesus. I knew y'all didn't hear our
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voices because we kept that quiet, but what do you expect?
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We were on an air mattress. It was about two feet too long,
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too short for him. Yeah, he's, he's like 63.
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I just like want you out for the curio cabinet.
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It's a small room. It's a small bed.
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It's a big. Room small bed.
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Well, you know, we have to make room for the sand Andrews Cross
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and the spank bench so. Yeah, I had trouble with the
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spank bench. Everybody does.
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I think it's the titties. You may need You may need a sign
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picture up showing how to use a spank.
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Bitch. Yeah, yeah.
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You know, someone else told me, I I think it was Barbie when she
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was in there and she was like, it's so hard.
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You know, it's like it seems like he's too short or, you
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know, somebody's too tall. And I'm like, the key is you
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have to get on your hands on the floor and go all the way forward
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towards the bench. Oh, that was my problem.
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I went in there. Well, you're 52.
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Like, you only have so much way to go down there.
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He might fall off. He almost had to duck for the
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ceiling fan. Oh good Lord.
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So tell us your perspective on this party.
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It was fun and I don't remember much now, but we had.
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Different memories out there. He did.
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They're they're all gone. We had good food in the kid in
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the kitchen and the dining area. Everybody seemed to have a good
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time. Yeah.
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And. Those outdoor tents, did you see
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them? Use the fucking machines.
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I didn't see them using the machine, the fucking machines,
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but I did see the one mattress getting used.
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And I want to compliment you on the positioning of the tents.
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You told Intrepid to put it so that the window faced your
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chair. Yes, so you could see in the
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tent and know what was going on. Yes.
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Now I thought it was a different guy in there and I had told you
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it was somebody else, but it ended not being him.
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So was. It the birthday boy.
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No, he wasn't here yet. He was late.
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Why was he late? He had a family function that
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kind of surprised him with the birthday party.
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So we got. 2 little birthday parties for the night.
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Well, I I took you the cake and the candles and I and then I
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disappeared, I think shortly after that.
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So yeah, you did. You pretty much ran up the
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stairs, didn't? Fall down this time.
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So funny thing, there is this really adorable little kid.
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I I call him kid Jesus. He's almost 30.
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He's so fucking adorable. He looks like my nephew and I
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met him years ago at his first job when he was like 1718 years
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old because he looked exactly like my nephew.
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And he's like, no, my, my name's this.
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I'm I'm not Christopher and I'm like, Oh my God, I just met my
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nephew's doppelganger. Doppelganger.
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I can't talk. But anyway, he's at the party.
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And so he comes to the parties for the last couple of years and
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he's always brought, you know, a kinky, kinky girlfriend.
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Well, he's then since found a new girlfriend who's awesome and
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she's fun and they have a great time and everything else.
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And I told him, I said, yeah. I said, you know, I said I had
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Charles put the windows up on my side because I want to see you
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all fucked this time. And he's like Mia.
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He's like, I was in there and, man, I was working hard and I
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was pounding her. And all I kept thinking was, I'm
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putting on a show for Mia. Fuck yeah, he was.
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He was going to ## down. It was great.
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And I like how you had the round table down off the side so that
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anybody that smoked could have. Yeah, you set my table screen
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up, so it's like it wasn't blowing in our direction.
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Because you did not need that smoke with your vocal.
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Cords already, yeah. And we had one person that
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stripped down naked and dive into the pool.
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Oh my God. Oh yeah, I know who you're
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talking about. That was fun.
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And you know, that pool is like 60°.
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It was fucking. Cold.
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And here I am walking around the deep end and can't swim a leg.
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Oh my God yes. You tell me my titties will help
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me float. I know you're just going.
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To have the confidence. Rolling your back.
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Got to just rolling your back there, especially the titties.
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You know, everybody talks about your titties.
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What can I say as I sit here holding them out?
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They must be 20 lbs apiece. You should weigh those bad boys.
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Could you imagine going to the grocery store?
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Put those things up on the scale.
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They said the average woman's titties weigh about 5 lbs a
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piece. Let's ride over to Mississippi
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and we'll do that. That way we won't be seen again.
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OK, we can do that. That's funny shit.
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So tell everybody your bra size please.
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I think it's about a 42F or G. Jesus Christmas, I was going to
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say because I got you a G's before and it was.
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Because I know they skip EI think there's one letter they
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skip and I used to buy them at Walmart all the time, get a
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double D and now these babies ain't double.
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D's. They're not double D's at all.
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Jesus, they're not even triple D's.
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I was actually told once that they're bigger than Dolly
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Parton's and I thought no they're not, hers is bigger and
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I googled her bra size and I'm up there with Dolly.
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You're up there with Dolly, huh? Isn't that crazy?
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I. Just wish I had her waistline.
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Oh God, don't we all? I think she's like a size what,
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4/2? Yeah, somebody said it's because
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she pushes it all into a corset or girdle or something, but
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still, she's always pushed so much.
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Yeah, she's always been petite. She's beautiful.
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We love dolls. Well, I've had two children and
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she chose not to. So.
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She has that on her side. Absolutely shit had she had it.
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I mean fuck, imagine what size her titties would be now.
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Shit, men don't realize what women have to go through with
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childbirth and having kids and then, you know, their titty
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sides just multiply. Yes, and I've had friends, male
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friends, call my bras over the shoulder boulder holders.
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They really are. So this last party, did you see
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any scenes in the dungeon? That's a long pause.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm trying. It's been a while.
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This is the end of November and that party was the 1st of
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November. But your throat comes first.
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No puns intended there. Yes, there.
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There was this cute little shorter lady who wanted to get
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into the sex swing. And so Intrepid and another
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gentleman helped her in along with the box.
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It's in there the. Yes, CBT box and she was able to
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get into the sex swing and when I saw her later she still had a
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smile on her face. I don't know what she did in the
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sex swing, but she had fun. That's awesome.
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Yeah, it was fun. People had such a good time.
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I love that. I know there was a lot of impact
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scenes. I didn't get to see any.
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I heard them. Yes, we had.
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We had a few people bent over the big table in the center in
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the dungeon getting spankings and it was a newbie doing some
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of the spankings, but they tried.
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Did I tell you that once I went to bed, we had a few people that
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slept over, right? The one that was in the on the
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bed in the living room is the one that was doing some of the
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spanking with one one of the trans guests that was here.
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OK, and, and and her friend. Gotcha.
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Well, the two people that slept in the living room, the two
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gingers, right? So I go to bed and all of a
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sudden I'm in there and it's almost 5:00 in the morning and I
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hear bang. And I was like, what the fuck,
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you know, did somebody break something?
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And every it was kind of crazy because I was like, what the
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hell? So anyway, I called Charles and
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I was like, what the hell was that?
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And he's like, oh, you know, big Ginger Boy was fucking that
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chick and hit his head up against the piano.
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Oh, the poor piano. The poor piano.
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Exactly. A big oaf hit the piano with his
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head. I guess it's better than that
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big plate glass window. So I.
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Jesus, God, he's a walking hazard.
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But I, I was entertained. I thought that was kind of
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funny. I mean, he didn't go with it, go
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out with a concussion or anything, but the next morning I
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woke up and you could hear him snoring throughout the whole
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house. Snore.
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Oh my God, I thought he was so enlogged.
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It was crazy. It was crazy.
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Yeah, I was told he woke up the whole house.
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Now I slept through this, keep in mind 2 1/2 hours sleep.
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But I I was in my own own little world at that point, dreaming of
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chocolate. And buy chocolate.
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You mean big black cocks don't? You.
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I can't help it, but my Nubian God has a.
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Glorious cock. A good one.
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All right. So as I've said this before,
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we've we've talked about parties and the parties we've had.
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What are some of these more memorable times that you've
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thought about with the parties, with things that?
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You've seen falling down the spiral staircase?
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Yeah, now it was only a few steps.
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I had been upstairs with another well endowed man that you
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introduced me to. And I went down this small side
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of these spiral stairs because somebody was standing on the on
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the wide side. And I think I skipped about two
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or three. And a friend of mine was doing
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the bar when you had it in the little nook, and all he could
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see was me grabbing my arm, grabbing a hole to the pole and
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thinking, no, God, she's going to pull her arm out of socket.
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And then we're going to have to explain it to her family.
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Oh, God. So this would have been 2016. 17
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It was a long time. Ago and I begged is there a
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camera on the staircase? I'm going to see me fall down
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the stairs and you have none. No, no.
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But I tell you what, Sir, there's always been somebody
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that's that's a big, it's a big hazard for a lot of people.
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They don't know how to do it. And like you said, there's two
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people climbing it. It's, you know, little tedious.
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It's kind of scary. But we had this woman and she's
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70 and looks like she's 45. No, she is.
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She's blonde. She's beautiful.
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She's only been to two or three parties, but this last party she
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comes with a man who's half her age because she's gorgeous,
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beautiful body, just gorgeous. Anyway, she kind of like slid
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down the last four or five steps and she landed on her butt.
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And I saw what happened. I'm watching this.
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I said, Oh my goodness, you know, are you OK?
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She's like, oh, I'm perfectly fine.
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She's like, I landed on my butt plug, let me show you.
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And she flips up her dress and shows me I.
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Think I was there for. That you remember that and it
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was a big jeweled butt plug right there in her asshole.
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I was like, only at my party. Now there the one memorable 1
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was in the dungeon, one of your regular guests, and she was not
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at the last party. They were using different toys,
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especially Doug. Oh, the.
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Big Doug. Doug.
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Shit we talked about. Doug and she squirted like
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nothing I've ever seen before, and I decided time to go.
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Yeah, you did not want to see that, but the photographer was
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in there getting a lot of good pictures.
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Yeah, thank goodness he was here, That for that party.
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They were impressed. They were impressed by that.
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And you. And the men were impressed.
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I know you and I were just like, oh Ouch, yeah, like how the fuck
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she do that? Have you ever measured Doug?
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I haven't. Doug's easy.
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I would say 14 inches around, like he's fucking huge.
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No. You think he's bigger?
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No, he ain't going there, OK? He's pretty fucking big.
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I need to post a picture of it. Yes you do and compare seeds
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needs to be on your your fat page.
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Yeah, he needs to be compared to something else though, in a
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picture. So yeah, maybe I'll put in that,
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put it like a handcuffs or something next to them.
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Show them with a measuring tape. Measuring tape?
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Sure, sure, we can do that. Or a banana for for size I was.
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Like in comparison, you're like, oh, no measuring tape.
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Oh yeah, OK, that's logical. Oh God.
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But. Everything went great I think.
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You know, it usually does. It's interesting to me.
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You know, we, we put out the food and you know, it's funny
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just to see people like they go fuck and walk around naked a
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little bit and then they go and dabble in the charcuterie a
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little bit, you know, eat a little bit, stand there naked.
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It's funny, you know. Good times.
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Oh, and what did you think of me being on display around your
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gate as people were coming in? Oh my God, yeah.
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Ginger, Ginger. Bama lady had her big old
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titties out for. Everybody, they were taken out
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for me. Oh yeah.
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You took them out for you. Yes, Ginger took them out for
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me. He was impressed like, and a lot
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of people, they're impressed. They look great.
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Anything compared them next to another girls.
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Yeah. And Ginger thought mine were
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fake. Yeah.
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She felt of them and she says Oh no, these are real.
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I have felt fake ones before. These are real.
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It's always interesting. It really is.
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I mean, you see all these things and I I just love to see
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people's reactions. So as they're coming in the
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gate, it's just like, wow, well, you know the.
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Entertainment right off the bat. It is, it's exact.
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I mean, that's just that is like, you're welcome.
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Come see these titties. Come on, come all.
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But it was one chick who was in the swing.
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And the last party we had, the Hawaiian theme, was at two
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parties ago. It was like the luau.
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Halloween party I didn't get to come.
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To you didn't Yeah, the luau party we had back in July and
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she walked in on a fucking grass skirt with nose top on there and
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I was like, well, you know, we got neighbors, you know, but
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she, it was dark fun. Is that the one I was mentioning
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getting into the second? Swing.
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Yeah, because she looks like Hawaiian chick.
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Yeah, you know, it's great. She looks very Polynesian.
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It's hilarious, but God, just the people in general.
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But you know, I always say that one of my favorite scenes was
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watching a certain someone, I'm going to call her little spider
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monkey. OK OK Cute little blonde 5 foot.
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She literally got on top of somebody fucking them with a
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strap on while my cousin at his first party who I hadn't seen in
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20 years. Oh goodness.
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Sitting next to me, he's high and drunk, but very lucid.
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You know, I'm sitting there. I I don't drink, I don't smoke,
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but I'm sitting there watching this and this guy comes in
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wearing a tuxedo and a top hat, eating a bag of popcorn because
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this was at our last Halloween party.
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OK, that's the one I had to miss due to family obligations.
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There you go. It was the Steampunk circus.
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So he comes in. Yeah, it was in November last
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year. Oh, OK.
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Last year. Last year, yeah, but he comes in
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and he's eating the bag of popcorn because we had a popcorn
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machine and he's like, oh, do you mind if I sit down and watch
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it? No, by all means.
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Here, come sit down and watch. Watch this chick pound this,
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this woman with a fucking strap on and it's again, it wasn't
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size of Doug, but that shit was fucking huge.
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And she took it like a champ. And then afterwards we watched
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her squirt on the other chick and squirt on her some more and
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suffocated her a little bit and we're like holy shit.
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Well, as long as it's consensual, I can go.
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That's it. It was all consensual.
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It was a great time for everybody.
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But you know, I do love the diversity of the people too.
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You know, that people come in, like I said, guy with the top
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hat, never been here before. You know, he was dressed in full
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theme for the circus, you know? Well, I like your your wristband
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system. Yeah, the wristband system's
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great. And I have threatened the black
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wristband on a few people. Just pick at them.
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Leave me the fuck alone. That's wristband.
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That's sad, but. Ginger could not get wristbands
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on when you had to step away. So I'm doing ace collecting
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money and I'm doing wristbands. That's OK.
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Half the time when people come in, Bree is just like, I don't
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know which color is for which. So she was giving people out the
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wrong wristband color and people were coming to me and saying,
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hey, Mia, I'm not gay. No offense, but could I have
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that straight wristband? That's sure.
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He's like, yeah, I keep getting hit on.
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I said, well, you're welcome. But yeah, I like it that
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everybody's welcome. Nobody is to be felt unwelcome.
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Yeah, it's. All exclusive.
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We have had gay, straight, bad trans.
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Yeah, all the above. You know, we all bleed the same
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blood, don't we? Come.
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See if you're fetish or your fantasy can be fulfilled.
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That's right. Well, I think that's a good way
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to leave it. I really do.
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I I think that we've covered a lot.
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We did, we did. It was been so much.
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Now the next party, have you got it planned already or in stages?
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Yes, it's number #1 the new party for the new year, because
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I'm not doing anything for January or February.
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It's going to be March 1st and it's going to be the British
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invasion, British takeover. So plan your British attire.
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British attire, yeah, people can follow me on TikTok is Dungeon
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Doms. I post videos there.
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I post them on Fetlife and that kind of thing.
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But you know, you don't realize how many people are from
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England, you know, and it's all of our favorite, you know,
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musicians and celebrities that are just amazing.
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So I thought what better way to celebrate because it's going to
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be Dragonlings birthday. Oh yes.
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And she loves all things British.
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Well, she should. She should.
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So we're going to be celebrating her shaman's birthday is going
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to be the same day they share. Oh, wonderful.
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So we're going to do a little shaman celebration.
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Oh, so we get to spank Shaman. We get to spank them.
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Not spanking her because she might come back at me.
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I'm scared of her, yeah. You should be.
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She is scary, but you know, it's, it's gonna be a great
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time. So DJ Tony is gonna be here.
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He's gonna, yeah, he's gonna play some British.
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Music. He's gonna.
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Play a lot of British music, but you gotta throw in some good R&B
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and rap. You gotta throw in some sex
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music. You know he'll do a.
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He'll do a good summation of. Sleep.
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Him and Erica are always great. They are great, aren't they?
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They're a beautiful couple. They are.
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Yeah, yeah, we sure do like them.
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So on that note, what do you say, Bama lady?
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Get a get a regular bed for that room for next party.
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OK, regular bed it is. You get the queen fur queen.
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All right, so thanks for listening.
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And until then, may all your fantasies become.
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Realities. Boom.