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It's 5:20 Somewhere - Karlous Miller Doesn't Hold Back! 🔥 · Club 520 Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to It is five twenty somewhere. I am
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  Speaker 1: your girl, Barbie, and we're gonna run it like five
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  Speaker 1: twenty does. So I'm going to introduce my co host
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  Speaker 1: first before we get to our very special guests. To
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  Speaker 1: my left, I got nurse Trick, Miss Nigga. How you feeling?
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  Speaker 1: My mom? Feeling feeling good? You're feeling good? Ain't you?
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  Speaker 1: Ain't been niggaing around? Have you? Nope? Not really? You
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  Speaker 1: in yourself life? Lars girl, Yes and too. You are
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  Speaker 1: left my right and to my right, I got the
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  Speaker 1: beauty and the bus down. Key key. How you feeling, baby?
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  Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm great. You good to be happy to
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  Speaker 1: be here. I'm overly happy. You looking like a Southern
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  Speaker 1: mile you real, y'all. Don't guess me. It's too early
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  Speaker 1: and drink. We'll get into that later, but you'at ready
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  Speaker 1: for my intro. Let's do it, do it my father? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So this episode is going to be one of them
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  Speaker 1: once because our guest today is all about the chaos.
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  Speaker 1: Before you can even watch his show on YouTube, a
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  Speaker 1: warning label pops up that this gets really really wild
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  Speaker 1: on that show. He is a comedian, entrepreneur, media mogul,
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  Speaker 1: and he has built one of the largest independent comedy platforms.
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  Speaker 1: And you may know him from eighty five South Wold
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  Speaker 1: and out all of that good ship. Welcome to the couch,
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  Speaker 1: Carlos Miller. We're so happy that you are here. And
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  Speaker 1: and you know what, we are so happy for you
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  Speaker 1: to be here because you're probably one of our first guests.
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  Speaker 1: That's like, really with the ships. Absolutely, let's get into it.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing's off limits. Have some fun. Okay, Well, he didn't
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  Speaker 1: want to drink with us today, but this drink is
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  Speaker 1: inspired by you. It's called you Just Smoke. Well today
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  Speaker 1: we are drinking the wick Kekey.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so you know we got it.
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  Speaker 1: I guess it got a little bit of all of us.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, so the weak is for me because
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  Speaker 1: I'm hood the key key waikiki, my beautiful girl over there.
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  Speaker 1: And then it's Trump. What's a tropical juice? We got
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  Speaker 1: some mango in there, some nextar, some strawberry for Trump.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like some real pimp shit.
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  Speaker 1: It's real pimp shit. And you know, y'all got the
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  Speaker 1: Section eight hurricane. So I tried to put in like
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  Speaker 1: a little Capri pouch for y'all home. Yeah, a little
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  Speaker 1: ivy bag. That's what I used to slam these. I
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  Speaker 1: believe it I did. I went to one hood one time,
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  Speaker 1: so made a thousand dollars selling these things. I can't
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  Speaker 1: do it no more because people recognized my face. I'm like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: hopefully three. But before we get started, our guest love
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  Speaker 1: when we do, fit check, fit check, get your we
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  Speaker 1: So let's go ahead and get that started. Come on, Kiki,
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  Speaker 1: y'all always made me go first, let's go looking like
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  Speaker 1: a real Southern belle. You're from Mississippi, anties absolutely absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: Oh double cheeked up in the sun dress. Please do
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  Speaker 1: not wear this the church. The deacon would lose his job.
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  Speaker 1: Up next, trople hals mix tape for your bastard. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: black on black, you look like a g t a prostitute. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: we didn't do dance today, y'all. We don't got the
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  Speaker 1: time for it today. Watching local cable hate, they was
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  Speaker 1: mad us that we didn't glass time so far didn't
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  Speaker 1: the last purpose we just I was tired, yahn, I
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  Speaker 1: am not. I just do on the first dress that
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  Speaker 1: I seen.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all looking good.
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  Speaker 1: We're looking at doing today, Okay, let me see.
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  Speaker 3: What Mama house type ship?
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  Speaker 1: Kids?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, season right now? School about to start back?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah it is yet, but I can't wait. I'm
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  Speaker 1: ready get the hell off the house and don't come
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  Speaker 1: back until six o'clock. And I'm just playing. But let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you. Do you watch female podcasts?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: So what as a female podcast? What are some things
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  Speaker 1: that we could do that will keep the males engaged?
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  Speaker 4: You got to stop bashing me in so much, not
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  Speaker 4: you personally, we do, but I think you spent a
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  Speaker 4: lot of time focused on the motherfuckers that we don't like.
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  Speaker 4: So that way, it feels like, you know, like the
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  Speaker 4: gender wars type situation. I think you gotta kind of
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  Speaker 4: balance it out with the ship that you don't like,
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  Speaker 4: and then you know, give some niggas some game on
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  Speaker 4: how to approach women.
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  Speaker 2: Like y'all you get what I'm saying. Yeah, I share
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  Speaker 2: your experiences, but do't all of them. Don't have to
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  Speaker 2: be negative though, right?
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  Speaker 1: But what if they all are negative?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe we should start looking within.
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  Speaker 1: We are. We're trying to heal a day at a time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And like with y'all show, do y'all have do you
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  Speaker 1: feel like you have a Niche for your show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, what's that.
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  Speaker 4: Our core audiences is real niggas who's still trying to
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  Speaker 4: strive and get a little bit more. You know, niggas
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  Speaker 4: who understand that it is a lot of negativity out
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  Speaker 4: there about us, but we still got to push and
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  Speaker 4: we still gotta be those guys. So you know, it's
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  Speaker 4: like a rehab center for niggas. Yeah, it's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: we were trying to build our brothers back up to
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  Speaker 4: just keep facing the world.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody going through.
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  Speaker 1: Some ship, everybody going through something.
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  Speaker 4: Man, you know, somewhere we can all kind of relate
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  Speaker 4: and y'all roast a lot too.
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  Speaker 1: Is that something that can be taught or that just
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  Speaker 1: got to come from trauma? Childhood trauma?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I think you could probably learn if
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  Speaker 2: you wanted.
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  Speaker 5: To, because I don't know to roast, and I really
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  Speaker 5: want to learn how to do. She don't give herself
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  Speaker 5: enough cridast.
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  Speaker 4: I believe it's because you combative and you just used
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  Speaker 4: to throwing hands. You don't do a lot of talk.
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  Speaker 1: Damn. Okay, how you know that?
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  Speaker 2: I can tell?
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  Speaker 1: Is it the locks?
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  Speaker 2: It's the glasses mostly make me look innocent.
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  Speaker 4: They don't because that's the misconception people will be.
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  Speaker 2: That's old.
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  Speaker 4: Like when you see people with glasses, you think like
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  Speaker 4: all that squash ship, But now them are the real
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  Speaker 4: killers because everybody know the real freaks were the glasses.
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  Speaker 5: They saying, that's that's facts folk.
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  Speaker 1: These motherfuckers up so fast and thrown behind the bed exactly,
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  Speaker 1: it's what it's busy. Oh okay, because the contact, you know,
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  Speaker 1: once your eyes get the water and stuff, they can
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  Speaker 1: you pull up the thing. I sent you some video.
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  Speaker 1: We were talking about women and men and this ginger Wars.
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  Speaker 1: But this is a humiliation ritual that women have went
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  Speaker 1: through on TV shows and movies, and I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: ask the girls and get your opinion on it of
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  Speaker 1: which humiliation ritual if you had to go through it
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  Speaker 1: would you go with? So malcous went to pull it
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  Speaker 1: up for us. Wait a minute, I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: go through.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody wants to.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean it is something that we do. Kinky shit. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: no hold on, let me send it personally to milk.
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  Speaker 1: So it was Gray's anatomy on there, it was Sheila,
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  Speaker 1: it was loving basketball, and it was melody off of me. Lie. Yeah, yes,
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  Speaker 1: So that shout out to that man. We did. The
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  Speaker 1: guys were asking I sent, I texted to your milk.
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  Speaker 1: But the guys are asking the girls if they would
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  Speaker 1: be embarrassed from their men being in the club, cutting up,
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  Speaker 1: rug like, dancing, dancing hard as hell, sweating. So you'
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  Speaker 1: from Mississippi? I told them, guys in other states dance
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  Speaker 1: like do you dance?
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes?
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  Speaker 4: Entertained ladies, I don't just be out there for my leisure,
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  Speaker 4: Like if I'm at the club and I run it
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  Speaker 4: to a little suthing, she wanted. You know what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 4: But I ain't just out there hitting no TikTok dances.
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  Speaker 1: You feel okay? So here we go, So swipe over milk.
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  Speaker 1: So it's the it's loving basketball. Would you rather go
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  Speaker 1: through the love and basketball humiliation ritual? He definitely? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He ate her up. I wouldn't even know why would he?
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  Speaker 1: Why would he grow up? Gazing anatomy? He married? She
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  Speaker 1: begging him to pick her over the wife. Oh hell no,
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  Speaker 1: mad school, y'all know what happened with med school? He
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  Speaker 1: had on earth. Yeah she couldn't. He said, I'm always
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  Speaker 1: choosing that baby in my family over you. Oh fuck
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  Speaker 1: your family, bitch, family are family, and the family fuck
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  Speaker 1: my husband. And then the last one. The last one
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  Speaker 1: is she this is the worst one. So which one
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  Speaker 1: is those humiliation rituals? Would y'all choose?
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, this is so funny, y'all, she said, Traina said.
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  Speaker 2: You would like it?
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  Speaker 1: He said, lie, So which one, y'all? Choosing?
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  Speaker 5: The first one? Loving basketball was romantic.
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  Speaker 1: Her head.
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  Speaker 2: She actually had a chance though, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He actually liked her like he.
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  Speaker 2: At least was.
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  Speaker 4: Fair and balanced. He could have at least had a shot.
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  Speaker 4: But all the rest of them looked terrible.
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  Speaker 1: It goes back to you seeing that I put my
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  Speaker 1: hands on people. If he would have got to balling
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  Speaker 1: on me like that, from my heart, let's just fight,
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  Speaker 1: let's just let's just get to it.
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  Speaker 5: But they're probably like the only couple on these host
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  Speaker 5: lines that actually had like genuine love lokey mm.
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  Speaker 1: Hmmm, I don't know much. That's what I'm saying, everybody love. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're all hypothetical.
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  Speaker 4: Embarrassed you I ever had to go through like a
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  Speaker 4: real some real life ship where you was like.
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  Speaker 2: You was the dumb man Senter situation all the time.
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  Speaker 1: All the time we've done enough sharing. We a little
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  Speaker 1: over shared. I don't know it's been embarrassed like Shela.
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  Speaker 1: Though I put on someone once the don't like you.
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  Speaker 1: She don't like you no more. I put on some
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  Speaker 1: lingerie and was running around the house looking like a hamhok.
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  Speaker 1: I had like a little netted set on. You didn't
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  Speaker 1: like it. He's a square talk about me, but he
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  Speaker 1: just didn't give like. So that's why I thought, do
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  Speaker 1: niggas not like laundry lingerie anymore?
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  Speaker 4: Niggas like nudity. It's getting niggad. But nigga put your
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  Speaker 4: family reunion t shirt on? Yeah, and that's it. You
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  Speaker 4: don't really need no whole lot of ship. The shorts
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  Speaker 4: they fold up one time on the waist, put.
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  Speaker 1: Them on the booty. She be knowing hanging Southern bell.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely, that ain't that bad, though, Barb. You know me,
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  Speaker 5: we had Niggas don't have babies on us and ship.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody have a baby on me on me? They
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  Speaker 1: have me too.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 5: He swore it was during the breakup that he impregnated
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  Speaker 5: the girl.
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  Speaker 1: So they always say it was going to break. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 5: You cannot leave your nigga wandering for too long. You
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  Speaker 5: gotta when you're there.
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  Speaker 4: He was sad the baby go cheer monk. No, I'm
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  Speaker 4: just saying the lady did.
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  Speaker 1: Who's sorry.
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  Speaker 5: You should You should at least avoid that, like you
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  Speaker 5: should go to all take all proper measures to not
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  Speaker 5: get someone pregnant.
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  Speaker 1: That's the extreme.
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  Speaker 4: But he'll take when you operating now a hurt. It's
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  Speaker 4: a little different when your heart broke, your mind ain't
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  Speaker 4: working like like it needs to.
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  Speaker 1: He probably missed his grandma.
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  Speaker 2: Or so he did.
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  Speaker 4: Every band go through that. We're missing Greening sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's like making a missing people. Have you
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: ever lost your favorite eater?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Absolutely?
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  Speaker 1: What's worse?
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: That's that? Ain't nothing topping that shut up?
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  Speaker 4: Or when you have a freak, like a certain fact
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  Speaker 4: freak that you hear whenever and then you notice like
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  Speaker 4: she ain't hitting me back like she used to it,
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  Speaker 4: she ain't answering is quick, and then you find out
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  Speaker 4: she got a boyfriend.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's that's a fun your little some up. It's like, bro,
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  Speaker 2: why would you be selfish like.
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  Speaker 1: That and comfor because you was?
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  Speaker 5: You?
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  Speaker 1: Was she on your bitch with her her nigga with you?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Man?
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  Speaker 1: We don't. We're getting a relationship and be committed. But
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  Speaker 1: if you your girlfriend's between you.
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  Speaker 4: That's why a lot of dudes don't don't do relationships.
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  Speaker 4: It's the trauma of fucking somebody else girlfriend. Like, bro,
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  Speaker 4: we we've seen how not saying all of them. But
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  Speaker 4: sometimes you'll start getting like, it's.
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  Speaker 5: So, what's worse losing your best eater? Be for real
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  Speaker 5: or the realist bitch you ever.
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  Speaker 2: Had your best eater? We ain't trying to be either.
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  Speaker 5: I would have never thought, wow, we really don't understanding
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  Speaker 5: up the wrong.
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  Speaker 4: Want us to like focus on the ship that you
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  Speaker 4: all give a funk about, Like the education is smart,
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  Speaker 4: you good person, all that shit matters, but do you
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  Speaker 4: understand a fat ass?
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  Speaker 2: It's the focal point. It's like you gotta add that
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  Speaker 2: around the fact. Because men we like shit.
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  Speaker 4: We like shit specifically, Like like my boy right here,
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  Speaker 4: if he liked.
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  Speaker 2: Women with ass, that's all he liked about, none of
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  Speaker 2: the others.
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  Speaker 4: Like you can't you can't mind fuck him and give
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  Speaker 4: him a smart ass girl with a bunch of degrees.
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  Speaker 4: If he just like ass, he just gonna be like
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  Speaker 4: that's cool. But I like ass, My man, right here.
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  Speaker 4: He might like tennis. You would get him the best
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  Speaker 4: shit in the world. But if the tennis ain't right,
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  Speaker 4: he's not gonna be happy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And then some dudes they like all the other shit
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  Speaker 4: that they be focused on that they don't care about
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  Speaker 4: the physicals and the you know, the mental and all
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  Speaker 4: that shit. They just be focused on what they be
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  Speaker 4: focused on. That's why men list of shit that they want,
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  Speaker 4: and a woman be way shorter than the ship that
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  Speaker 4: a woman wanted a man.
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  Speaker 1: I had a man compare me in his favorite eater,
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  Speaker 1: like in sports terms. He said, now I may y'all
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  Speaker 1: gotta tell me. He said, she was Michael Jordan, I
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  Speaker 1: was Scottie Pippen. Did I get that right? No, we
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: didn't do it together. So me, I like to I
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: like to study film, so like you got that just
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  Speaker 1: made me I need to get back. I need to
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  Speaker 1: try a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how he meant that, but Scottie pitt
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  Speaker 4: was naturally gifted with all the abilities depending on what
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: context he spoke that in.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: But the girl, her mouth was this big, so I
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  Speaker 1: was like, she probably could do he was she was
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  Speaker 1: the star player. She was the star player, so whatever
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  Speaker 1: way it was, But I do like to study film,
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: like with the guys that I'm dating, Like if you
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: have old videos, I want to see them. I want
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: to see him and I don't never bring it up,
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: but I like to see it, like what was really
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: going on? Let me hear it, Let me see what
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: I need to do, because why go out and watch porn?
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  Speaker 1: This ain't the same situation what he liked, what he
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: does studying film.
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  Speaker 2: You're different a little bit. You're definitely different.
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  Speaker 5: So you I know, listen, let's go ahead and freestyle
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  Speaker 5: and create, just.
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  Speaker 1: Rediate me, bro, just tell me what to do, tell
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  Speaker 1: me what you like. And didn't get creative, definitely talked
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  Speaker 1: me through it. But I just I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I just feel like everything's not always in our control
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  Speaker 5: as women.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe we can't control.
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: Who's who got bigger titties if they but you can
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  Speaker 5: always control your level you get down, you know, so
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: you might as well do.
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  Speaker 1: It with really well, really well. And he told me
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: that titties are not saggy until the nipples are pointing down?
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  Speaker 1: Is that true? Because I got some long titties.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I love me a droopy titt everybody.
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  Speaker 5: Do see I told y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Told you that.
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  Speaker 3: Lost yeah in the face.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because you don't got to lean up. You could
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  Speaker 4: just droop them bitches over your face.
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  Speaker 1: That's the motion. That's bones. I can't oh you, I
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  Speaker 1: do no pennies who don't wear bra you have to
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  Speaker 1: wear and my titties to be down here on the floor.
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  Speaker 1: Not that, not that.
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  Speaker 5: I did see you eating a piece of pizza and
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: was going in the way that you was chasing, and
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: I said, that's how you be chasing.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta get.
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  Speaker 4: Men really prefer natural anyway, y'all, y'all don't give us
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  Speaker 4: enough credit for that natural?
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  Speaker 2: What everything?
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  Speaker 1: If you would have seen my ass before this right
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  Speaker 1: on past me, my ass was like with some hips,
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  Speaker 1: hang it upst screen. I had to do a.
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  Speaker 2: Little bit extra, Okay, do your thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm just saying with or without it, because you
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  Speaker 4: were still getting niggas without it, right, I was exact more.
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  Speaker 1: I actually did have more hosts before I got my
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: b BUILD. What's that about?
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: Hell if I know he just said, y'all because they
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: like natural, Because with or without the b BL, I
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: am who I am in the bed.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: So in outside the bed, beautiful soul inside and out
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: each Yeah, watching porn together? Do y'all watch porn? What
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: y'all mean? I don't know, man, but I have you before?
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I have. What about you, Carlos, you watch
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Born with your lady?
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: Absolutely, that's when you learn that you don't know her
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: like you think you do. Real kind of poor, That's
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: what I'm saying. It depends on the category that she was,
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: and sometimes you don't judge her if she absolutely not.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: It's just gonna make me wonder, like when you start
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: doing this ship, what makes you watch this?
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: What?
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: I do not know what card it was?
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Gang Bangs?
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: Oh that's yeah, that's like eye in that a little bit.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: I like watching you know.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: It's like when it comes to ship like that, you
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: ain't supposed to kink shame, but you do kind of
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: have a few questions where you would like to know
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: where did you develop this, where did you see this?
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: And why did you pick this one specifically?
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: But some people don't mark. They can have some freaky thoughts,
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: but they just maybe not indulged.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: Said she said, I don't never want to do this,
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: but if I was going to watch this, I just
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: this is what I.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Like, because it's freaked out. What about swinging?
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: What about it?
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: If you get older, you're an old freaking man, you've
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: been married or whatever, are you gonna try swinging? Saying
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: all swingers is old?
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: Let another man like parties at the house, y'all have
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: wine and fruit and ship and for everybody fucking I
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: have it.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: Was it sounds a little description like it sounded so
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: oh okay because you knew exactly the play.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: You've probably seen a movie about it. But the high
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: days before the stuff.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Did it wasn't.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: I didn't never go to no Diddy party. I know
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: some people who waited and did it, and right I said,
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: I went, I just left before the started.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Why you didn't want to see it?
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Because I'm not I'm not sharing. I didn't bring nothing
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: to this.
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: But you could be like, ba, we're not doing this,
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: we just don't watch watch these people.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: And next you know, somebody sliding down your shoulder, Carlo, Yeah.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: You chilling.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: And then you think you're just watching and now you're
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: getting comfortable with your shoes all leaning back, and next
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: thing you know, you fucking.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Somebody watching you, Miss Johnson from down the street.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Then one thing made me think that this situation that
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: was awful, he said. He regretted that so bad, the
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: way that man pants to the.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: Cross, and you always got to worry about ship like that.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: What if somebody your lady right in front of.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: You get off my maid? I wouldn't care as a
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: as a woman, like if she out freaks you and
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: got him making noises he ain't never made before, gets
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: throwing up west side, you're gonna be okay with that?
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: You don't want to see that.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: I get some juice and you come back and this
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: nigga is killing your girl, sweat dripping off his chin
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: and in the back.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: But are you happy? Hell no, she's feeling good.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: That made me.
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: So if you break up with somebody, you don't want
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: them to be happy after you.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: Absolutely yeah, you can be happy with me, but when
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: you ain't with me for your happiness, you want them
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: to be an internal, eternal state of sadness after me.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know, nobody add up.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Y'all know what's been making me miserable here lately? I
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: started back working. That's just terrible. Damn five. What's the
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: worst job you've ever had?
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Ship? All though, every single one and no such thing
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: as a good job.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: You talked about women in mainly job field.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: That ship is so funny comment I did. They went
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: the fuck in.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: That's all kind of truck drivers and welders and motherfuckers
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: in the union of you.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: I love my job. I never said nothing was wrong
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: with it. I just said that's funny as hell me.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: So what's the red flag with the women with the
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: manly jobs?
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: That ain't where it's gonna stop. They gonna talk, you're crazy,
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: to treat you up, they.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Gonna about you. I was still a soft little baby.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: I used to drive cargo vans state to state. I
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: drove to Mexico.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: For real. There ain't nothing wrong with a woman having
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: a grown man and his job. Just know that they
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: tough as hell.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing. Men. Jobs are hard and they're dangerous.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: When I was driving state to state, I literally was.
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: I had a knife, a gun if it was applical,
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: applicable in the state.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: I had a toy and yeah, a toy like a
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: rose or something.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: And you grabbed the wrong ship.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: You know, you got to.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Clean those ladies, clean those roses, clean those toys. They're
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: not cleaning it after every use that's you know. Sometimes
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: you might listen come so hard and then you just
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: kind of like let the rose fall off the bed.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Find it.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta put that away immediately. My son he
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: did find He was like, mommy, what is this my ship?
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: He puts I had some of those pennies that have
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: the back out. He put it around his neck. I
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: was like, Lord Jesus Christ, who made me a mother?
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Do that type of ship? Sometimes? Do what?
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Put the pennies right in there?
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: I put just like as a trophy.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: I came out the bathroom one time this man had
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: my thronge on his face, looking like Ray mystereo. I said, oh,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: he loved me.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: You nigga.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: And then I also think that ship women working though,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: like it's just trash. Anyways, I just did an event
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: last night, and now my hand it's all so now
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I can't even do my little twisty thing because I'm working.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I'm a bartender. Oh yeah yeah, I'm a bar tender.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: So now for I got carpal tunnel in here, I
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: can't do my little signature twisted move. You'll get it back.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: So you want me to be out here making money,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: or you want me to be out here twisting, No,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: for real twisting. I'll take this twisting or making money
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: you like you're working woman.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: I love a woman who got some money.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: They always say men being intimidated by successful women, But
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: none of the men I know are like, we love
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: a woman who we buying ship, especially when like somebody
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: say the wrong ship and she kind of get mad
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: and she popped a little bit.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: How much is it I got it with tricks on
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: this couch. We trick a little bit if it's.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: You know, nothing like that.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Some niggas don't appreciate that ship though.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: A lot of them. Do you see how we be
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: focused on them?
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: A little bit of niggas who fuck it up for everybody,
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: like just let's let's eliminate.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Them, right, something that makes your philosophical.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Them niggas make it hard for everybody.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: They are the majority, though.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: They stretch y'all out.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: And then when niggas like michell I am ready to
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: have a good time and entertain, then y'all be reserved
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: because you've been dealing with this fucking nigga who then
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: told you all this great ship that you bring it
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: to the table ain't valuable. Now you don't want to
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: wear your lunch ready with the legs out of shit.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: He appreciated.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: And now a nigga like I don't even get that
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: because you think all niggas don't like this. Don't stop
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: fucking with these whole ass niggas you.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: Meeting the one, give him a fair chance, start from scratch,
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: don't be jaded.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: So what what would you like for a woman to
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: buy you? What are those things that you know you
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: can buy to make a man feel good?
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Anything?
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Anything?
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: We out here operating with so little that the smallest
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: little things feel so.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Because they bashed the women on the internet for buying
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: like the little remember they was doing the baskets with
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: the underwear and the socks and stuff like that. And
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: then you'll meet him and he'd be like, if a
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: woman just bought me sox on hunderd, I'd be happy.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: Well, that'd really be a lot of them broke ass
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: women in the comments trying to make that ship sound bad.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Ain't nothing wrong with buying your niggas something. It just
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: be the women who can't do it who try to
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: make it seem like it's fucked up because they got
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: flat persons.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Or is these the young hucchie mamas talking about younger
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: men that they just like, bitch, if you ain't coming
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: with what's some overly designer ship being like? Because which
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: buy a designer for your men? They deserve it.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: But some of these of the niggas who like too
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: into the labels.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Too, yeah, like you ain't buy me a go yard bag,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: you a flat purse like, or they just be dropping
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: hints like I like it wouldn't a woman do for me?
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: And that like why do you keep saying that I'm
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: gonna buy your ass a comforter?
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: Because this is the thing men can buy his flowers?
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: They can like you know, buys some edible arrangements and
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: stuff like what is the equivalent to flowers for y'all?
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: That's easy to buy some even though to be expensive.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: By your nigga ship that you want them to have.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: It ain't no just universal ship.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Niggas like ship too.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: You got some good answer, Get.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Your nigga, Get your nigga a fresh fitted or something.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Nice T shirt and wife's bit of combo, some ship
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: that you like to see a man, you know what
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: I mean?
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Find out your niggas shoe.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Size, learn your nigga every.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Nigga need a fresh path forces.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: Every now, I'm good for some forged a nigga, some forces,
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: a little accessory and ship.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: You ain't gotta get a Rolexes and every time, but nigga,
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: you got it like that.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: And niggas love watch Duror or something. Yo, get a
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: nigga something nice.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: But it is good to pop your ship too as
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: a woman, because I'm telling you a lot of women
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: don't do ship for a nigga, but ask them for ship.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: So when you show up with some ship, it's gonna
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: put you in a whole another category.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Carlos allegedly that all sounds good, but you did just
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: tell us that fuck the realist bitch. You ever had
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: your favorite eater and she probably ain't buy nothing.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: What if your eater is the realist bitch?
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: You ever had the question though? But if that, you
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: got a two for one, So it makes sense. Now
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: she's buying you stuff doing all this. But then your
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: favorite eater, that's she rank everybody. So do we need
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: to buy stuff or do we need to got three thousands?
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Both?
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: Okay, you need to be both, because like I said,
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: you show up with the gift and you put the
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: God three thousand with it and the twitch to twitch.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: About this combination.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: We don't figure because his mama out about you.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I might be that girl. Sorry, miss Gladys.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: You don't know her like.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: And y'all gonna respect her exactly. I'm toss Gladys. I
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: didn't want you to get into it with your son,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: but I ain't Gladys. I would never call her name out.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: We're not. We're gonna stop being so personable. We don't
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: try to you.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Not because the nigga you're talking about, he's gonna see
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: this episode. Somebody gonna send him that little clippings.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: So you talk my MoMA. You got into it with
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: a nigga.
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: Mama never, I'm sweet got into it with me before,
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: but I didn't get as I was right, it's right,
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: So I ain't do too much.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I let her have it about the same pretty much. Yeah,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I don't do them because what the fuck? What we're
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: gonna argue? And then what I'm a show? Like, what
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: are we gonna do?
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: We're not gonna who's gonna do if somebody get into
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: it with your mama, Well say your mama started it.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna defend your lady?
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: I don't know, you just break it up and five
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: years old again, I don't know.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: My mama real hood project was before she passed. But
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: I don't think that that ain't that makes the kind
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: of problems you want.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want them neither. I just careed the
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: nigga with hoods, sisters and stuff like that too. You
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: got it, baby, your sisters like the gang bang. They
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: talking pistols all that. Don't call your sister on me,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: me and you can fight. Don't call you them sisters.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Key nim. She just did a five year bid.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: I don't got name with the e not the okayiki
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: lead them, lead them.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Holes over there.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Every hood got a key kio?
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: What's that? What their real name is?
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: It'd be some ship that you will. It'd be like Kyosha.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: That's a nice name.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Was Kyosha?
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna tell your real name? It's name? You was? You?
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Was you close?
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: You don't even know her first name until y'all like
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: graduate high school.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: I ain't never heard nobody calling ship.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: But it was your real name that was on your
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: first certificate. So with the with the women, would you
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: prefer a bad wig or chip totails?
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Both of them can't easily be fixed, so you.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Don't have no instant X with women. Like No, ma'am,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: you can't bad.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Wig get fun ship up though, because a bad wig can.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Really everybody can see it.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: Take you up, Yeah, because it makes you look like
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: you're making fucked up decisions, because you know people that
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: you care about to start pulling you to the stand,
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like your homegirl, why don't you.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Tell her to get a better wig?
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, always fucked up.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: She's cute, but the hell I always fucked that, And
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: it's hard for you to definish ship as a man.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: So sometimes you have to just let that ship go.
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: And you have to. You can't just like you're wig
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: fucked up. You gotta just starting us some money to
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: get her hair done, or you start introducing her to
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: stylists and ship because men know a lot of women appointments. No,
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: you can't hook up with none of your old host.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: But sometimes keep going back to your like you you're
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: best eating. Sometimes she'd be like, I ain't gonna say
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: nothing tail her, come see me at.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: The show real, especially if they like it, they were
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: like to beat it. That's the cold too.
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you gotta hit her with the mister Wilson, don't
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: you embarrass me. I ain't gonna lie. Niggas be caring
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: about how you look when you go out. One time,
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: this niggas told me you ain't going out with them
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: sandals on. They was like this much too little on.
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: My was like, yeah, but you're not wearing them sandals.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: I have stopped and bought some shoes before.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: What was my shoes?
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm a shoe sneak ahead, so I can't do
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: the up shoes. I cannot do that. That's a deal.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Break with you.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: But I will stop and get you something like you
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: wear them a little bitty then ass sandals like the little.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Or the ones that looked like they'll break real easy.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: They had a.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: String, you know, So how did you tell her were
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: gonna replace them shoes?
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: I just stopped and was like, let's go get some kicks.
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: That's right, that's cute.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: You know, like the women who we havn't fucked up shoes,
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: they be like I don't really care about shoes like that,
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: like you about to start.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: That's cute, though, what if she would have been like, okay,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: I gotta fit for them at home? Let's go you
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: about you.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: Gotta do it with it, like you gotta buy something
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: and then get her something like we got the air MAXA.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Yea yeah, I've done that a couple of times.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: That's cute, all right. So advice for our podcast? What
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: is something that like new podcasters like focus on too
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: much in the beginning, the numbers.
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: The numbers, Yeah, don't worry about the view count or
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: the you know, the subscribers. You don't want to get
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: into it, like cause podcasts you can really find like
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: a pocket and you can really find the flow, you
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: know what I'm saying. Like, once you find your audience
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: and you get the feedback and you see what it
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: is that they like or you know, don't like, you
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: got to kind of tailor the show to the people
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: who watch it, you know what I'm saying.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: So just stay conceived, stay.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: Networking, stay looking for different platforms to put it out
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: on cross promoted. The audio in the video is two
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: separate audiences because you got people who listened to the
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: show who can't watch it, people in the trucks and
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: people who are working in the warehouse and stuff like that.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: So just stay consistent and like I said, look for different.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: Platforms like Amazon and Spotify and Apple Music and Facebook
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: and Twitter and social media Instagram. Clips have some dope
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: editors and some quick good turnaround because you don't want
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: to just be having shit because that's when you start
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: losing content. Like when you do the ship, have that
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: shit ready to go and stay in the studio, Like
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: if you got time to fuck around, bring some clothes,
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: change it up.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Some guests you don't need.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: Don't don't let your show be so relyingt on guests
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: that that's all that you have. But you know it
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: keeps you some good people around who you know inspire
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: you to be created.
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: But they said if you want, if you want your
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: ship to crack, you gotta have you on here because
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: lex P said they got their first big break after
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: you got on the ship. So hopefully we can get
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: a deal like flash, I like to go.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: On other people showed up because you get to talk
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: about ship that you wouldn't normally get to talk about.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I'm saying.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: And we love the Poor Mind's girls like everything they're like,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: they are clowning, love them and they're just themselves like
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: literally so and.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: That's how they are all the time, they really dope
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: like they so alike, but they're so different at the
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: same time that they did you know what I'm saying,
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: the show didn't never fuck up nothing. They had going
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: with their personal life and they stayed friends. And you know,
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: everybody has disagreements, ups and downs, but at the end
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: of the day, you got to put that ship to
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: the side and make sure that the focus is the
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: overall project.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: And they do a good job at that ship.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: They're fire, sold out tours, like shout out to them.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: They are definitely they twins.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: I was just looking at that.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Sisters are twins.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Sisters for sure, for sure their sister too. I didn't
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: know they were twins.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: I don't want to be like y'all sisters and the
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: hell that is my friend.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: But that's what you were saying, stay locked in and
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: keep the friendship first. I'm like, they sisters, so they're
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: gonna still be locked in. And yeah, push my ass.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: You got to worry about Barbe. We always gonna be.
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: We're good, but sometimes yeah, oh wait, I thought he
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: was talking about Barbie. Okay, by a millisecond who came
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: in a minute. Don't play what they meant, don't play
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: about that minute.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: I know that's what it is when you're the oldest
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: you that I was.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Here, But you're not the real oldest though. It's like
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: the older ones they want to know, they be wanting that.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: We're checking that, all right, I'm not.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: Going to get you are not the real oldest when
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: I came nobody.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: All right, So we go listen, we do this thing
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: called last call confession.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: So you really just have to break the twins.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: This is all the time. Yes, her my plant. But
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: he's being good. Yeah, your point is doing so.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: The little sister one, she's really really strong, he's saying.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Enlightened she is.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: She's very siblings, bro, you the little ones always be here.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: How many siblings you got a lot? A lots too,
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: you said, you said your us.
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I got six siblings out eight nineteen counting both sides.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: But the story for a different day. Who did you
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: have more fun with your mom's side or your dad's
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: side growing up?
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: Definitely my mom's sad because they are a little more
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: they're a little more like crazy crazy, Like you know
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: what I'm saying. Everybody on this side is a shit talker.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: My dad sag got a lot of shit talkers too,
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: but they are a little more They are a little
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: more violent.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: From my mom's side, they more fun.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, oh so your dad saw they getting drunk
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: and fighting each other.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: Like the killers and shit. Yeah, they didn't take shit
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: too far. People get hit with bats and shit like that.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: It's so serious.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: It's just that's just the gene on that side of
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: the family. Man, they take shit to the extreme.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: All right. So let's get into the last call. Confessions
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: are viewers. They tap in. They send us stuff that
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: they need help with. So this one says, I am
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: a thirty six year old black male. Over a year ago,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: I met an older woman, she's forty eight. She approached
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: me at the bar and told me she was recently divorced.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: I told her I was married, and she told me
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: straight up she was looking for new dick and like
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: what she saw. We exchanged infos, started talking in a
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: week later, we hook up and I hate to admit,
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: but her her lemon drop you following her lemon drop
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: is better than my wife's buy a landslide grit wetness,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: and she's a squirter, which I love. Eventually, she keeps
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: it real and tells me she has a problem with
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: the lack of causticity of the sex that we're having
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: since I only see her so often throughout the month.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Immediately I got an idea. I asked her how she
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: felt about screwing my homeboy. He's single and be on
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: the same type of vibe, plus he was allowing me
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: to use his spot for the link up. She looked shocked,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: but agreed and even said she was down for us
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: screwing her together at the same time. Needless to say,
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: we've been killing that old lemon drop for the past
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: six months. Most of the time it's a one on one.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's a two on one. No jealousy or accomness,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: just a good nasty time. How do y'all feel about this?
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: And what can I do to keep it up?
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: Young Niggasay's sister husband's sister husband?
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Is that a new.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Term just made up? Here? What are we doing?
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: That's wow, that's some freaked out shit. I wasn't expected
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: to go to that. I'm thinking him. He was like,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: he was gonna like bring her around with the wife,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: but through the best friend. But to get to a.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: Two to be one, he said, it's better than my
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: wife by laying landslide.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Is she old?
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Ain't? Oh, she's just older than him.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Older, she's forty. She almost fifty and still got grit,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: witness and old ladies. Grea, she's not that old fifty.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: That's a grandma squirting. Can show me, Ma. That's why
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: she got plastic on her couch if she wanted them
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: old ladies. You don't think she ain't that all? Yeah,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Oh she loves Asian people.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, forty three, So I don't know.
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: That's weird though, to be that he a grown ass
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: man and you're still doing ship like that.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: I couldn't do it.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: But I, like Kevin Gate said, I can't condone what
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: you're doing, big brother, but that salute you because that's wild.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: That means she was a real freak because he really
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: just didn't want to leave like loser. He did whatever
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: he could to keep her around and protect the marriage.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: I thought he was gonna hand her off to the friend.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: That's what's gonna end up happening anyway.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: That's a little boy go double crossing and end up
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: getting in the whole relationship with and then he gonna
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: be cut out the situation and he was like, I
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: brought the situation. Then he'll funk around and marry or
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: some cause O boys be tended like that.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: M m, he's gonna marry her. That somebody crack your
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: best friend? Mm hmm.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: They do ship like that.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: We do not.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: The one said show would you Oh, what's the one question?
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Would you rather your girl have?
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: Choose the girl with a thousand bodies or to be
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: with right or the girl who don't cracks your best friend?
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: What five bodies but one of them is your best friend?
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: A thousand?
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Are you saying, hold on, let me do the math
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: on this girl A.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Has a thousand bodies?
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: Would you choose her? Or would you choose girl B
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: who has five bodies?
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: But she been with your best friend? I think it
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: was like some of your friends of her body, some
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: of them more than one.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's still better than fucking a thousand people
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: a thousand.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: A thousand dicks is crazy? I agree. I agree, that's
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: like a Casco field house full of dicks.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: You really have to look at how much a thousand is?
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: That is a lot.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Can you do a room full of a thousand people?
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: Mouth?
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Can you look that picture up? For it? So we can.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: Understand like we couldn't fit, Like we couldn't even put
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: a thousand people in this.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: Building, right, you have time to do a thousand dicks.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: I mean that's multiple dicks a day, all right. I
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: don't correct my nigga with my friends. So I'm already
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: going to go with.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Get down, and I like that y'all put up by me.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: I did that before, but it was terrible. It's different
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: for women than men.
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: Men and women might look at it different weight, but
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: men were here.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Give me a fiver one hundred versus a thousand, one
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: hundred or one hundred.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: I mean it still it sounded like a lot, but
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: that's probably around average to me.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: In my mind, I'm thinking everything. I think everybody the
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: fuck at least one hundred people. That's how I'm like.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Women. Yes, hell fifty, not even that fifty at fifty
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: fifty years old?
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: No man at thirty five?
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: That's a lot. Are you from again?
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: From the dirty cell dirtself? From the dirty cell? People?
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: Be fucking a lot? Yeah, but a lot of fucking
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Well do.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: You recycle that? You can't just go out and get
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: a new winner? E time?
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: It sounds good, they sound good that's how you end
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: up fucking a thousand people see you go out here
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: fucking Okay, you can't convince me otherwise.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Do you have any funny fears fears that someone else
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: will hilarious because you have quite wrap up that topic. Okay,
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: I say my funny fears and then we can end
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: it out. My funny fears are the biggest. One is
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: being out with someone and they asked me for money
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: that I should have and I don't like. If we
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: was out at the club and they like Barbie, You
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: like Barbie by this bottle for me? This is now,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you the money and I don't have it.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: Why you need a credit card and I don't have it?
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: She don't have a credit card. Listen, this is her
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: little hood baby. We were working on her. She's gonna
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: He's a work in progress.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: She just got a funny fear. I don't want nobody
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: to see in my ass.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Why so you crack with your draws on?
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: I'm just saying, like nobody else side of the bedroom,
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: why is not like.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: I'm working with? Like I think sex is totally different,
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: but like.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Randomly, oh like your butt crack?
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: Nobody seeing enough, I wouldn't want to be having sex
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: and then like somebody looking.
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: Because I had this nigga one time. He didn't have
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: no blinds on his window, and I'm just thinking, like,
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: if somebody ever just walked past that window, they gonna
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: see us scene here.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: He had a big ass. He wanted his crack show.
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: When you get out the niggas, why don't they just
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: hold their draws, y'all? And they be trying to buy
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: smaller sizes than what they are small draw yeah, smaller draws,
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: like you know you were two three? Why are you
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: getting a medium large?
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: And if you are, don't buy breezes by the stinky
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: man through of the looms like Mount got on today.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Let that and them balls breathe all right, Carlos, thank
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: you so much for being here with.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: This was a very lovely experienced, great chemistry.
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: Maybe last time we get a little longer, Yeah, because
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: we have talked for hours and als and als and
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: al and Alice