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Gabriel Pimentel - Ep 596 · What's Up Fool? Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Don't try to run, don't try to hide. You'll steal
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  Speaker 1: your time without thinking twice.
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  Speaker 2: Stop the party, hide your shit.
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  Speaker 3: Felipe's in the house tonight. Whoa! Felipe!
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  Speaker 4: Go!
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  Speaker 3: It's a very spooky What's Up Fool podcast.
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  Speaker 2: What's Up Fool podcast.
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  Speaker 3: What's Up Fool podcast. Welcome everybody, man.
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  Speaker 2: The What's Up Fool podcast. The What's Up Fool with Hickabod.
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  Speaker 3: I'm wearing this hat because I want the brewers to
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  Speaker 3: lose and I'll put a spell on you. I put
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  Speaker 3: a spell on you.
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  Speaker 5: You look like you're about to go pickpocketing in 1920s London.
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  Speaker 3: Is the Dodgers losing? What?
• 1:00
  Speaker 5: You look like you're about to go pickpocketing in 1920s London.
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  Speaker 3: You know what it looks like, bro? It looks like
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  Speaker 3: I'm about to take you guys to a carnival. Get
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  Speaker 3: you guys all nice and high. And in the morning,
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  Speaker 3: you're going to wake.
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  Speaker 2: Up looking like donkeys.
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  Speaker 5: You look like you have the cure for my asthma.
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  Speaker 2: You look like Dorito Chip the Ripper.
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  Speaker 6: The Dorito Chip Bag Ripper.
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  Speaker 2: What was the serial killer's name again?
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  Speaker 3: Jack the Ripper?
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  Speaker 2: Jack the Ripper, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'm the guy who stole the idea for the cure
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  Speaker 3: for penicillin. I said it all wrong because I stole
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  Speaker 3: the idea.
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  Speaker 7: Dude, you literally look like the bad guy from Wild
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  Speaker 7: Wild West with the spider legs.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I look like that guy that tried to
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  Speaker 3: bribe the untouchables. You got to consider yourself untouchable.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, what's up, little butch?
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  Speaker 8: What's up, brother?
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  Speaker 3: What's up, little butch? Sit down, little butch. Get the
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  Speaker 3: fuck out of here. You got a.
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  Speaker 8: Little butch.
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  Speaker 5: What's up, my brothers? Do you get to see you now?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, come on up, little butch.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, little butch is here.
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  Speaker 3: Who's who, bro?
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  Speaker 2: What the fuck? You got more child support, bro. This
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  Speaker 2: has to stop happening.
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  Speaker 8: You'll be money, please. You know, it's not good.
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  Speaker 3: I'll shave it off. I'll shave it off.
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  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, bro.
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  Speaker 5: I love that shit, dude.
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  Speaker 3: Now you know how you look, bro, without the beard.
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  Speaker 3: Now we know what you look like, fool.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, now we don't have to wonder.
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  Speaker 3: You look like Vin Diesel with cerebral palsy.
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  Speaker 2: Here, give me that.
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  Speaker 6: I'll put that over here for now. That's hilarious, dude.
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  Speaker 6: Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 5: This has got to stop happening, bro. What's next, bro?
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  Speaker 3: What's next?
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  Speaker 2: Just wait till next week, bro. Just wait till next week.
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  Speaker 6: If my girlfriend shaves her head and walks in here
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  Speaker 6: with a beard, dude, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Going to go live in the LA River.
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  Speaker 3: Don't you live already?
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  Speaker 8: Close.
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  Speaker 3: I'm close. I'm close.
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  Speaker 2: I see people fishing at the LA River, bro.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 2: It's weird, dude.
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  Speaker 4: It's true.
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  Speaker 5: There's sea turtles in there.
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  Speaker 8: What?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, over by Long Beach, bro.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They actually have, like, really good fish there, too. The
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  Speaker 2: ones that we eat.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you very much, man. So, tell us about Frankie Quinones.
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  Speaker 3: What shows do you have coming up? What's up? We
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  Speaker 3: got Cholo Finn here in the house. So, what shows
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  Speaker 3: do you got coming up, Frankie? Tell somebody's joke. I
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  Speaker 3: want to find a chat, dog. Like a Jeep. Kill Felipe.
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  Speaker 2: Bro.
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  Speaker 6: He is kind of Frankie Quinone in his ish right now.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, hell yeah, bro.
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  Speaker 8: Is that good?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Because they can't hear you. All right.
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  Speaker 8: Test these.
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  Speaker 2: What's up?
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  Speaker 8: What's up?
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  Speaker 2: Test these.
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  Speaker 3: What's up, fool?
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  Speaker 8: Hey, the bathroom's back there, no?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, shit, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Look at those biceps on the homie, dog. Fuck yeah, bro.
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  Speaker 3: That's what we lift in twos. So, yeah, man. So,
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  Speaker 3: I got this potion, bro, that'll.
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  Speaker 6: Make all your problems go away.
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  Speaker 3: Now, they're making fun of my hat, dude. They say
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  Speaker 3: I look like a guy that rode in here on
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  Speaker 3: a stagecoach.
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  Speaker 6: You look like the old guy that was at the
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  Speaker 6: back of the concerts when I was a kid, just
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  Speaker 6: standing there with a recording device.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I think about? When I see a
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  Speaker 3: guy dressed like this in a movie and a coat
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  Speaker 3: like this, and he's on a horse on his way.
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  Speaker 3: He's a doctor or somebody. He's on a way to
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  Speaker 3: cure somebody. I'm watching a movie.
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  Speaker 2: He's got like a carpet bag.
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  Speaker 3: He's going to fucking die. Yeah. That bitch was showing
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  Speaker 3: up with dirty-ass hands.
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  Speaker 5: I was going to say, no hygiene.
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  Speaker 3: Holding the leather the whole time. Yeah. Dirty hands.
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  Speaker 2: Teeth are rotting.
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  Speaker 3: Drunk.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Those were the doctors back then. They had the,
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  Speaker 2: remember the.
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  Speaker 3: The mask.
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  Speaker 2: The mask. That was for the plague.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It was a plague mask.
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  Speaker 5: But, yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 3: Life was dirty back then, huh?
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  Speaker 5: Life was hella dirty, bro. That's why I think about that.
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  Speaker 3: People think about, like, we got a... Protect the earth
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  Speaker 3: and don't do this, don't do that. The people 100
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  Speaker 3: years before us were destroying the earth and we're still here.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: If you think about it, man, they didn't start picking
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  Speaker 3: up trash in America until 1900.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, do you think at some point we're just going
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  Speaker 6: to suffocate? Fuck no, bro. But when the air is bad,
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  Speaker 6: we'll have figured out a way to breathe with it.
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  Speaker 3: When things get bad and we can't find where to
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  Speaker 3: put our trash, We're going to go to put coimas
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  Speaker 3: to Omar. We're going to pick a part. We're going
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  Speaker 3: to lift up all those cars and dig holes under
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  Speaker 3: the trash in those cars. Ain't nobody.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know why pick a part is too open.
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  Speaker 4: If you need a part for your car and you're
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  Speaker 4: going to go in there and get there, man, you know, bro.
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  Speaker 3: It's time to start taking the bus. Stop trying to
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  Speaker 3: pick up that fucking Ford Focus.
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  Speaker 5: My worst days were at Pick Apart.
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  Speaker 7: I remember actually trying to rebuild a car from Pick
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  Speaker 7: Your Part.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was called Pick and Pull where I was from, but.
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  Speaker 6: My worst day is anytime I see a dusty-ass field
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  Speaker 6: with hella cars in it, and there's people going through it,
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  Speaker 6: there's nothing worse than when you're leaving, bro, and the
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  Speaker 6: guy with tats on his face is making sure you
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  Speaker 6: didn't steal anything in your toolbox.
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  Speaker 3: I want to steal something.
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  Speaker 2: Because they give you the wheelbarrow. There's a pickier part
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  Speaker 2: by my house.
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  Speaker 3: I went to that one, too.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, I see people there all the time trying to
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  Speaker 2: rebuild a car.
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  Speaker 3: My first time there, I went there without tools. Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: How did you? What was your goal? You just rip
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  Speaker 2: out the fucking.
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  Speaker 3: I ripped that mirror out, bro. Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, because if you go without tools.
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  Speaker 3: And I screwed it myself, bro, in my house.
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  Speaker 8: You got to bring your own rementa, your own mechanic,
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  Speaker 8: all that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, everything.
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  Speaker 8: You got to bring everything, and you'll take the whole
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  Speaker 8: car if you can do it.
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  Speaker 2: It's fun.
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  Speaker 6: I went there ripped, bro, one time, and just was breaking.
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  Speaker 2: All the windows.
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  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 8: No way.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was fun, dude. I had a good time
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  Speaker 2: with that.
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  Speaker 8: With the silencers?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, no one said shit to me. Yeah, I was like,
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  Speaker 5: I had to.
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  Speaker 8: I think you, a spark plug, you break it, you
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  Speaker 8: start throwing it. I think I did that too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 8: And it took me, I was born.
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  Speaker 3: Just breaking it. Put the beer back on, bro. We
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  Speaker 3: need more little butch.
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  Speaker 2: Little butch?
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  Speaker 3: You don't have to do it, bro. As if it fits.
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  Speaker 3: You are. You should have seen when I did it, bro.
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  Speaker 3: It was crazy. Oh, bro. Oh, yeah, man. Find Felipe
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  Speaker 3: Esparza as Butch Escobar.
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  Speaker 8: Did you see that?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, he had a ball cap and air thing. I
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  Speaker 7: told him he should have walked in with a little
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  Speaker 7: McDonald's bag, bro. That would have been perfect.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, say Rebecca. Say Rebecca, I love you. Rebecca, I
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  Speaker 3: love you, man.
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  Speaker 8: I love you, baby.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, I got to. Please, I had to freak
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  Speaker 3: her out right now.
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  Speaker 2: All right, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Rebecca, I love you, man. I don't even know what
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  Speaker 8: that is.
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  Speaker 3: Say, I love mountain bike pizza. It's the best pizza ever.
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  Speaker 8: Mountain bike pizza is my favorite?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, how do.
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  Speaker 2: You do this for real, though? Because it just feels like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's, dude, he wore it the whole episode.
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  Speaker 8: No, but like a real barba. Like, how does that work?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you get used to it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: First few, like, months or two.
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  Speaker 3: How can you do exactly inches?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, bro.
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  Speaker 3: I hung it for an hour and a half.
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  Speaker 8: Even my regular.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 8: When I go a little something, I'm like this.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, he wore it the whole episode. And I was like,
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  Speaker 2: you can take it off now.
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  Speaker 3: I'll scratch you like this, Gabriel.
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  Speaker 7: You have to stay in character, bro. Because I saw
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  Speaker 7: the video when he surprised you.
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  Speaker 3: That was funny, bro.
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  Speaker 6: There's so many moments in there where I'm trying to
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  Speaker 6: be serious, talking about history, and I look over, and
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  Speaker 6: he's mimicking me.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, bro, you want to know?
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  Speaker 5: This fool is on my girl's phone. Like, it's not
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  Speaker 5: even me.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I haven't been on her phone since we first
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  Speaker 6: got together.
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  Speaker 3: Look, look, look, look.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, dude.
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  Speaker 3: Bro, I read this good article.
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  Speaker 2: That ball cap is creepy.
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  Speaker 8: That's wild.
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  Speaker 3: And they quoted Judge Justice Brandeis.
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  Speaker 8: But he's being accurate.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, that's the same beard?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, look, look, look, look, look.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, they made it smaller.
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  Speaker 3: Look, I'm laughing, bro.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, shit.
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  Speaker 5: All right, you can turn it off now.
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  Speaker 6: This is my last day on fucking history. Anyway, we
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  Speaker 6: have a guest here. We're totally ignoring the guest.
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  Speaker 2: Is that your actual shirt, Felipe?
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  Speaker 5: Bro, even better, I have a shirt just like that.
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  Speaker 3: No way.
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  Speaker 5: It looks like a NASCAR shirt, but when you look
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  Speaker 5: at it closely, it's not.
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  Speaker 8: It's not?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's dude, he's I was booking a window seat
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  Speaker 3: with his own fan.
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  Speaker 5: He was coughing in the middle of stuff, like how
• 11:04
  Speaker 5: I cough.
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  Speaker 3: But this won't surprise you too, huh? Dude, this is hilarious.
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  Speaker 8: But it's crazy.
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  Speaker 9: I can play so many characters. I did little Felipe
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  Speaker 9: walk back. I did you.
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  Speaker 3: Felipe, bro.
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  Speaker 8: I said they called me Little Man with a Thousand Faces.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 2: That was hilarious. When I saw you come in right now,
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  Speaker 2: I died.
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  Speaker 8: I was like, what are we doing? Okay, let's go.
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  Speaker 3: That's Butch and a Thousand Faces and Butch and a
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  Speaker 3: Thousand Corpses.
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  Speaker 2: The multiverse.
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  Speaker 3: You were recently working in a movie with Adam.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot going on. If
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  Speaker 8: I can say it.
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  Speaker 3: I just can't say what I'm doing.
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  Speaker 8: We know what you're doing, bro.
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  Speaker 3: You're out there protesting against ICE.
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  Speaker 8: So check it out, homies. I was in New Jersey
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  Speaker 8: for two weeks.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, wait. Let's reverse all the way back. Because, man,
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  Speaker 3: you mentioned it the last time, right? Yeah. You went
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  Speaker 3: to Amalfi, Italy, right? Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. You were
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: filming a movie over there? So the Jersey part was
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  Speaker 3: before Italy?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, Jersey was a studio in New Jersey. And then
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  Speaker 9: we had to finish the movie in Italy.
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  Speaker 2: Whoa.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 8: Never been to Italy. It was pretty cool.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, you started out going to Jersey.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: And I'm like, what? They're like, yeah.
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  Speaker 9: They're like, Jersey, two weeks. Come back home for a
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  Speaker 9: month and a half. And then Jersey for a week
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  Speaker 9: and a half. And then from Jersey, you're going to
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  Speaker 9: go straight to Italy. You want to go home or
• 12:28
  Speaker 9: stay in? I'm like, I'll just stay in Jersey.
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  Speaker 3: Man, this is a sweet. That's my dream gig right there.
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  Speaker 8: So I haven't done that in a minute. It's been
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  Speaker 8: like maybe. Five years, I've done a movie.
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  Speaker 5: You have a lady or kids or anything?
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  Speaker 8: I have one son.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 8: But he's 23.
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  Speaker 5: So you're not trying to get back home to him
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  Speaker 5: or nothing?
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  Speaker 3: Nah.
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  Speaker 5: You're like, fuck it, I'll stay in Jersey.
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  Speaker 8: Nah.
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  Speaker 9: To keep it real, when I get projects like that
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  Speaker 9: where I have to travel for work, I forget about
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  Speaker 9: back home. I want to focus on what I'm doing
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  Speaker 9: over here. If I hear bad news, I'm like, I
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  Speaker 9: love you, homie, but can we.
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  Speaker 8: Talk about this when I get back?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Because it kind of messes with your brain.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: You don't want to hear.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I want her stuff, you know?
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  Speaker 3: Good energy. We can't talk about this when you come back.
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: I need that money right now. I know. Hey, bro,
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  Speaker 3: people trying to hit me up.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to say, wait. Hey, dog, when I get home, dog.
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  Speaker 8: No, but I'm excited. So real quick.
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  Speaker 9: So yeah, I just finished Grown Ups 3.
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  Speaker 8: It's coming.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, hell yeah. Grown Ups 3, baby. Grown Ups 3.
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  Speaker 8: Adam Sandler, baby.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, bro.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I love it. It's like a little reunion, though,
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  Speaker 8: because I haven't worked with them in 20 years. Remember Benchwarmers?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: How do you think he feels?
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  Speaker 2: You did Benchwarmers?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, come on, real quick. I love that movie. And
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  Speaker 8: Adam Sandler, that's the first time I met him. So
• 13:34
  Speaker 8: real quick, so Benchwarmers.
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  Speaker 3: I auditioned for Benchwarmers.
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  Speaker 8: Did you really?
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  Speaker 9: When I auditioned, I'll tell you, but when I auditioned
• 13:39
  Speaker 9: for Benchwarmers, the character was more nerdy, right? More nerdy, but,
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  Speaker 9: you know, I don't really like a nerd. So when
• 13:44
  Speaker 9: I wrote up, I said, you know what? Let me
• 13:45
  Speaker 9: just do my best. If they like me, they like me.
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  Speaker 9: And before the movie, Adam was like, who's that? And
• 13:50
  Speaker 9: then he called me back as myself. Because he's another
• 13:53
  Speaker 9: little person, but he looks more nerdy. I didn't look
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  Speaker 9: nerdy enough, but to me, it's like, I still went,
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  Speaker 9: and I'm still part of the movie. You know, a
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  Speaker 9: small role, but.
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  Speaker 8: I came back as myself. I'm just a random little guy.
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  Speaker 2: That's fucking rad, though.
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  Speaker 8: So I was like, damn, my friend, did you get
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  Speaker 8: a photo? Did you chop it up with Adam? Like,
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  Speaker 8: a little bit.
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  Speaker 9: It was kind of like, you just came in, y'all action,
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  Speaker 9: thank you for doing this. Because he produced it, directed it,
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  Speaker 9: but he's not in the movie.
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  Speaker 8: So then he took off. So I was like, fuck,
• 14:17
  Speaker 8: I haven't seen this guy in a minute. And I'm like,
• 14:19
  Speaker 8: you know what? I have faith. You know what? You
• 14:20
  Speaker 8: just got to keep manifesting. I'll see him again, right?
• 14:23
  Speaker 9: Sure enough, I got the grown-ups three, and we're talking
• 14:25
  Speaker 9: the whole time, and guess what? Si yo esquiere, another
• 14:28
  Speaker 9: film's coming.
• 14:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah!
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: What?
• 14:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 14:32
  Speaker 9: He told my little brother, part two's coming to that project,
• 14:35
  Speaker 9: and your brother's in it.
• 14:36
  Speaker 8: When I heard that, I'm like.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: Hey, bro, can I ask you a favor real quick?
• 14:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, bust it.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: Can we switch places?
• 14:41
  Speaker 8: Right now?
• 14:42
  Speaker 5: And I'll go as you.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: Ow!
• 14:43
  Speaker 8: Hey, you want to piss in a fountain?
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: I'll be like, what's up? I'm Gabriel, dog.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: No, something happened. I have a bruise. That's why I
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: look like this way.
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dog.
• 14:52
  Speaker 9: So to me, it was a good experience. I've been
• 14:55
  Speaker 9: waiting for this moment. And all my 14 years of acting,
• 14:58
  Speaker 9: it just led to that day. And basically, yeah, so
• 15:02
  Speaker 9: when I got on set, I got to see everybody.
• 15:04
  Speaker 9: And then they're all like, what do you say? Oh,
• 15:07
  Speaker 9: he's like, good to see you again. He told everybody, oh,
• 15:08
  Speaker 9: that's the little homie from Bench Rumors, Gabriel. He's calling
• 15:11
  Speaker 9: me Gabriel.
• 15:11
  Speaker 8: That ain't my character name.
• 15:12
  Speaker 9: And then, like, the reason I say it was like
• 15:15
  Speaker 9: a little reunion because David Spades, we did a show
• 15:18
  Speaker 9: called Just Shoot Me.
• 15:19
  Speaker 8: It was like the village people. I played a cowboy. Oh,
• 15:21
  Speaker 8: you were in Just Shoot Me? Yeah, just one episode.
• 15:23
  Speaker 8: But that was like a while back. So he remembered me.
• 15:25
  Speaker 8: I'm like, oh, shit, that was a while back. So
• 15:27
  Speaker 8: I worked with them before, right? And then Ben Tromers, everybody.
• 15:30
  Speaker 9: And then Chris Rock, we did a GQ magazine. And
• 15:33
  Speaker 9: he remembered me, too. So to me, it was like
• 15:35
  Speaker 9: a little reunion. But it's been a long time.
• 15:37
  Speaker 8: So it was fun, bro. And I do my own stunts.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, dude.
• 15:40
  Speaker 8: You know what else can do it?
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: Do they pay you when you do your own stunts?
• 15:44
  Speaker 6: They pay you extra, right?
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: You get a surpay for that.
• 15:46
  Speaker 9: They call it a bump or there's another word, adjustment.
• 15:51
  Speaker 9: It's funny, before we started doing my stunts, I'm like,
• 15:55
  Speaker 9: you're going to do a bump or adjustment, right?
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: Give me a bump and an adjustment, dog.
• 15:59
  Speaker 8: Because I had to go train Saturday.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: I had to go.
• 16:02
  Speaker 9: Practice my stunts on Saturday where everybody's just chilling.
• 16:05
  Speaker 8: On my days off, I was putting in work. But,
• 16:07
  Speaker 8: you know, this job, I'm very excited. I'm proud of myself.
• 16:10
  Speaker 9: I'm proud of myself because I had a little French
• 16:12
  Speaker 9: overnight for the audition. This time I auditioned, and I
• 16:15
  Speaker 9: got the part.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: Little Pepe Le Pew over here.
• 16:18
  Speaker 8: And then I did it, and it was four in
• 16:21
  Speaker 8: the morning, five in the morning days, rough days.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: And this is a big role, right?
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: This is a big role for you.
• 16:25
  Speaker 8: It's pretty good, pretty important.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: But I mean, for you personally.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: This is a big role.
• 16:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah, finally, dawg. Yeah, she's awesome.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Did you touch her leg?
• 16:33
  Speaker 8: I danced with her.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: You took pictures with her?
• 16:36
  Speaker 8: I did a photo.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: Where's the photo at?
• 16:38
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Can I show it?
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: She still looks hot.
• 16:40
  Speaker 8: No, but I'm in makeup, though.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, we can't.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: Show her, then.
• 16:44
  Speaker 8: Next time. I'll post it later on my IG. I
• 16:46
  Speaker 8: just can't talk about it. You know what I'm saying?
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: So you play her baby?
• 16:50
  Speaker 8: No, no, no.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Stop whining. Oh, hell yeah. Where can we find your IG?
• 16:54
  Speaker 8: GP Wiz.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: So you're playing Summer High's baby? The next one.
• 16:59
  Speaker 8: Nah, but everybody was dope, though. Yeah, finally got to
• 17:01
  Speaker 8: meet Selma.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: That's so cool, dude.
• 17:02
  Speaker 8: She's my favorite vampire, if you guys remember. From dusk
• 17:04
  Speaker 8: to dawn.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: From dusk to.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: Dawn, dog. There it is. We found it.
• 17:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, there it is, baby.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: GP Wiz.
• 17:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but I can't post. I'll post some other stuff later.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, I forgot. You were in fucking... Scare Tactics. Scare Tactics, bro. Oh,
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: there's Jason Lee right there, bro.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:22
  Speaker 8: I was a professional skater before that.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:26
  Speaker 8: So, yeah, growing up today was fucking amazing, bro. I
• 17:28
  Speaker 8: can't wait to just Summer, next summer.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: And you were in Thunderbolts?
• 17:32
  Speaker 8: Nah, I did a project with Turtle.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Helena.
• 17:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we did a short film, me and her and
• 17:38
  Speaker 8: that girl from Clueless.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Dude, there's so many cool histories behind every photo right now.
• 17:43
  Speaker 9: It was a massive disguise with Dana Carvey.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: You were in fucking Turtle, Turtle.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: Was that at the party right there? The one right
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: there with.
• 17:50
  Speaker 8: I did a music video with Selena Gomez and Becky G.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:53
  Speaker 8: All the big dogs.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: John Lovitz right there.
• 17:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 17:55
  Speaker 8: That's Tropic Thunder. I play a little panda.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: You're in Tropic Thunder? You're in Tropic... There's so much here.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: I'm a panda.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: You're the panda in Tropic Thunder.
• 18:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah, real quick. Sometimes you won't recognize me because I'm
• 18:08
  Speaker 8: in like a role, you know?
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: We talk about this movie all the time in my family.
• 18:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm the one that kills the panda.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 18:14
  Speaker 8: He's like, what? I killed the panda? He's a stupid ass.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: There's so much here that we can just pick on.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Like we can just like.
• 18:21
  Speaker 8: Betty White.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Betty.
• 18:23
  Speaker 8: It was a show called Off the Rockers.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: Off the Rockers.
• 18:26
  Speaker 8: Look, that's Paris Hilton.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: Bro, you have pictures with stars that are worth it.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: Man, you should be interviewing us.
• 18:32
  Speaker 8: There's a Chris Rock, look, GQ magazine.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: We only take pictures of people from Blood and Blood out, bro.
• 18:36
  Speaker 8: Look it, I was on two.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but cool. Celerity pictures, bro. I know, I only
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: have like one picture of Popeye.
• 18:42
  Speaker 8: That's my little portfolio, you know. I got to support
• 18:45
  Speaker 8: my acting.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: Career, you know. Right there, next to Eminem.
• 18:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I was on tour with those homies. That was dope.
• 18:51
  Speaker 8: You're on 8 Mile? Eddie Griffin, All About the Money.
• 18:53
  Speaker 8: Look at Uma Thurman over there. Jimmy Kimmel. And Kill
• 18:56
  Speaker 8: Bill right there.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: You're in Kill Bill?
• 18:58
  Speaker 8: No, no, I wish. That was the last movie he finished.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: That's cool. You're playing that puppet.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Your little puppet movie?
• 19:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah, little puppet. There's bench homers. There's bench homers. I
• 19:09
  Speaker 8: want a little guy, too. Want to go back? Click
• 19:13
  Speaker 8: on that. Look at it.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: I auditioned for the movie, man. I remember I auditioned.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: That could have been you, don't we?
• 19:19
  Speaker 8: Look at that. So I got called for that.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: You're so young.
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: Did they actually pick you up and hand you over
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: or are you on a rig?
• 19:25
  Speaker 8: No, they picked me up.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Or Jason.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro.
• 19:29
  Speaker 9: So I'm so excited. I hope everybody likes the, not
• 19:32
  Speaker 9: because of me, but it's going to be a funny movie.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: You wearing shoulder pads?
• 19:35
  Speaker 8: It's going to be dope.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Look at that. Just chilling. That's it.
• 19:39
  Speaker 8: That's amazing.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: The Invention Wars is such a good classic movie, man.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to lie.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't mind cuddling myself.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: That's a dream gig, bro, to get a gig like
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: that one, and then you have to go to Italy
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: or somewhere exotic. Because I would get the horrible gigs, bro. Oh,
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: guess what, man? You're going to have to do your
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: voiceover there in Frogtown. I'm going to send you an
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Uber for $ 38.
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: You're going to go to Alviso this week.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Really, man? You get there, man? Yeah. And it's like
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: being in a movie, Back Rooms. Like everybody in the
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: building is renting something, bro. Yeah, bro. And I walk
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: in there, I got to pass a birthday party.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: He's over there, bro.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: I got to pass to two birthday parties to get
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: to where I have to go. And there's only me
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: and one Armenian guy. And I goes, bro, it's just
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: you and I? Yeah, bro, just go in that other room.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: And I feel like I can't even talk to him
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: or have a conversation with him because he's all about
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: the business, bro. Just pressing buttons. All right, okay. And
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: then I get four Zooms and it's fucking everybody. They're
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: in Mexico City. They speak better Spanish than me. I
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: never felt so alone. Violated. I never felt so alone.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: I remember I was talking to Omar Chaparro, fucking Gabriel Iglesias,
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: and Omar Chaparro said that for that movie he was
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: doing voiceovers. Yeah. They flew him to Great Britain.
• 21:07
  Speaker 8: No way.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: What?
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Just to do voiceovers?
• 21:10
  Speaker 8: That's crazy.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Really, bro? You could have done that shit in Frogtown.
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: I was going to say they have a studio right here.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: Or they could have did it the way they did
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: my ass, bro. They went as cheap as they could. Yeah.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: They fucking sent me the equipment and instruction on how
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: to put it together, bro. Build your own studio, bro.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: I swear to God. Find a quiet place in your garage.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: I swear to God. They sent me the equipment. Lisa's
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: trying to put that shit together going on four Google Maps.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Google Apps. That's how fucked up this business is. Meanwhile,
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: they're flying the full first class. Sitting on top of
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: the luggage and shit. On the pilot's lap. The pilots
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: all climb up here, little guy. They give the full
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: little captain hat.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: You ever flown a plane before?
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: He's holding on to the flight attendant's leg while he's walking.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Well, I feel now it's all like a.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: They auditioned for a TV show.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: For real, bro. Frogtown, brotherfuckers standing, jacking cars outside. I
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: could hear the ambulance.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Well, now it's all self-tape, huh?
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Hey, you ever did a voiceover?
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: I hate self-tape.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: It's hard, dude. You ever done a voiceover where you
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: were there for a whole day, voiceovering the whole movie,
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: and they paid you for the movie? And then a
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: tweet later tell you, you know what, we're going to
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: go in a different direction. Oh, shit.
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: It's not with the voiceover, but it happened in the movie.
• 22:38
  Speaker 8: You know, real quick, remember Back to the Future Part 1?
• 22:41
  Speaker 8: They hired a guy.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 22:43
  Speaker 8: And I think they finished it or almost done.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Eric Stoltz?
• 22:46
  Speaker 8: They still paid him, but they're like, nah, it's not working.
• 22:48
  Speaker 8: And that's when they got Michael J.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: Fox.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: I was in Blue Iris.
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: So I was asked the worst, I think. That's the worst.
• 22:52
  Speaker 8: They're like, thinking it's done.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: A porno with Blue Iris?
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: No, it's a Woody Allen movie.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: You were in it?
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: With Louis C.K.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: I was in it, and.
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: Dude, it sucks because they took my last SAG waiver
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: for it, so now if I ever do acting again,
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: it has to be SAG. And they were like, it's
• 23:09
  Speaker 6: going to be worth it, trust me. And then they
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: took me out of the whole movie. It was like,
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: what the fuck, dude? I mean, I didn't have a
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: big scene or anything, but I was in the movie.
• 23:16
  Speaker 8: I like when they give you a heads up like, hey,
• 23:17
  Speaker 8: we might use it, we might not. You know.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: You're SAG-Astro or you just work undercover and they don't
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: pay you whatever?
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: How do you think he flew to us?
• 23:28
  Speaker 8: It's a union job, yeah.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: You're SAG-Astro?
• 23:30
  Speaker 8: I've been a member since, I think, 2001.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you ever do gigs that are not SAG?
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: You do a meme and those memes and reels and parodies.
• 23:42
  Speaker 9: You mean like B-movies that go straight to Amazon Prime?
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: No, bro.
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: You can't afford to do that stuff, right?
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about like this.
• 23:49
  Speaker 8: I do it all.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about like this, bro.
• 23:51
  Speaker 8: Work is work.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: He shows up and goes, man, I just wrote this
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: script called....
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: The bearded.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Warm benches won.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: It's not what you think.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: It's not what you think. It's about a softball team
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: in Guadalajara. We're going to shoot it in Pacoima. And
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: we're going to pay you 500 bucks a day, no
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: overtime pay.
• 24:18
  Speaker 8: I'll be like, shh, shh, cash money.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Cash, yeah, we'll give you cash money.
• 24:22
  Speaker 8: Under the two sides.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Okay, so you do take to the gigs.
• 24:25
  Speaker 8: I think it's been, I mean, I haven't done it,
• 24:26
  Speaker 8: I think I've done it probably once.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: You work under the table? I was born for this.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: I was born for this. You gotta understand, work is work, man.
• 24:33
  Speaker 8: Work is work.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: Work is work, bro, yeah.
• 24:35
  Speaker 8: I'm not picky, like, oh, I only do big projects.
• 24:37
  Speaker 9: No, I do it all because then it adds up
• 24:39
  Speaker 9: and somebody's gonna keep seeing. I'll make it somewhere.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Tell us about the most uncomfortable gig you ever took where, like,
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: you had to tell your older brother or your homies
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: to look for the guy that's gonna pay you because
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: they're taking forever.
• 24:52
  Speaker 8: And fuck his ass up. Yeah.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Was it one of these?
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Was it one of these gigs up? How did it happen, bro?
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: Take us.
• 25:00
  Speaker 9: All right, real quick. Yeah, I was doing a film once,
• 25:06
  Speaker 9: and I had to use the restroom.
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: I had to use the bathroom. And they're like, oh, um.
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: Keep shooting. I go, look, let me go to the bathroom.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Listen, man, here's a little milk carton, bro.
• 25:16
  Speaker 8: And we do it again.
• 25:18
  Speaker 9: Like, let me go pee real quick, and we'll shoot
• 25:19
  Speaker 9: 10 more times. And next thing you know, they're just, like,
• 25:23
  Speaker 9: lagging it. And then the director, what's going on? And
• 25:25
  Speaker 9: my brother's like, what's up, brother?
• 25:26
  Speaker 8: I'm like, I can use the bathroom. He's like, all right, cool.
• 25:29
  Speaker 9: And then the director's like, why did we stop recording? Oh, well,
• 25:32
  Speaker 9: this guy's telling me I got to stop shooting. Then
• 25:34
  Speaker 9: my brother's like, no, no, no, I'm telling you. that
• 25:37
  Speaker 9: he needs to go to the bathroom. You could keep
• 25:38
  Speaker 9: shooting without him, but he needs to go to the bathroom.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 25:40
  Speaker 8: So then everybody got quiet and the main guy came out.
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: What's going on? You know when somebody argues so loud,
• 25:45
  Speaker 8: you don't know who's going to throw the first punch after? Yes.
• 25:47
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but nobody defended the director because he was an a-hole.
• 25:50
  Speaker 9: So nobody backed him up.
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, if you don't let people go to the bathroom,
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: you're kind of an asshole.
• 25:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah. So I was like, what the fuck?
• 25:55
  Speaker 9: So they're arguing, arguing, and I'm like, fuck it, let
• 25:56
  Speaker 9: them get down. But then, you know, like, it didn't happen.
• 25:59
  Speaker 9: He's like, you got to go to the bathroom?
• 26:00
  Speaker 8: I'm like, yes. Like, all right, go.
• 26:02
  Speaker 9: And later on, like, oh, I appreciate you. They showed
• 26:04
  Speaker 9: me respect and that, you know what, um, I want
• 26:07
  Speaker 9: to put you in all my movies, blah, blah, blah.
• 26:08
  Speaker 9: But I heard later on that director kept doing my mothers,
• 26:12
  Speaker 9: and now he didn't do the Oscars, and he just, you.
• 26:14
  Speaker 8: Haven't heard from him. He's done.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 26:16
  Speaker 8: He's done. And it's weird, bro. I just want to
• 26:19
  Speaker 8: have pee real quick.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: The fuck?
• 26:20
  Speaker 8: Like, I'm a trooper.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck you, dude.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:22
  Speaker 8: So I'm glad my brother was there. My brother ate food.
• 26:24
  Speaker 8: I don't mean to do it in my mouth. This
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: is why you're here, bro. You're my brother slash everything. Bodyguard,
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: this is why you're here. And they tried it, and
• 26:31
  Speaker 8: it didn't fucking work. You know what I'm saying?
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: Because I'm from the streets. Tell them. Damn, bro. Tell them, bro.
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: See, but that's what's good about being you is that
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: Because if it's me, I got to do it myself.
• 26:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: No one's going to be like, yeah, butch, I'll go
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: handle this for you.
• 26:45
  Speaker 8: Like, I'll speak for myself, but since then, you got
• 26:47
  Speaker 8: to let them speak for you.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: Let Felipe get beat up first.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Go through that one.
• 26:52
  Speaker 8: Before he gets to us. Nah, I'm just kidding.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: I tried to save him from getting shot, and everybody
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: made fun of me, so I'm never doing it again.
• 27:00
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: You're like, talk to this guy.
• 27:03
  Speaker 7: It was at a comedy club in Utah, Salt Lake.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:09
  Speaker 7: And I guess you can have guns there. And these
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: two people started fighting. Because I guess somebody sold somebody's
• 27:15
  Speaker 7: sister fentanyl.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a guy killed her or something. A guy pulled
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: out a gun from a comedy club. Pandemonium. Everybody started rushing.
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: Butch grabbed Felipe like he was the president.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: I did not. I just pushed him into it.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: No, fool.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: I said, no, no.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: He put his head down.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: He grabbed the bodyguard, Kevin Costner.
• 27:30
  Speaker 7: I hugged him, dog. You went like a Trump security.
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: I wrapped myself around him. And he took him to
• 27:39
  Speaker 7: the fucking kitchen. Yeah, the kitchen, like a hidden spot.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: And the rest of us were like.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: That was the only true part you said is the kitchen.
• 27:47
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• 29:46
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• 29:47
  Speaker 3: So he kept their bus. Oh, shit, really? So you
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: might get a cheap car there, bro.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got to hit him up. Yeah, because I
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: need a car.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Real cheap cars for sales, too. There's a lot of
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: people that I guess they.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Don't pay us stuff. Yeah, so he just gets to
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: keep it. Yeah, yeah. It's right there.
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: What if I give him my old car?
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: He fixes it, and then I come back like a
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: year later, and I'm like, what are you going to
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: do with it, big dog?
• 30:13
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• 30:18
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• 30:22
  Speaker 3: Who's on the show, bro?
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Me, Rodrigo.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Rodrigo, eh? Dang. Listen, brother.
• 30:29
  Speaker 8: They're saying they want us to ride a bike.
• 30:34
  Speaker 7: And fun fact, too, the cool thing about that area,
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: if you like going to, what's it called, Miss Kitty's,
• 30:41
  Speaker 7: it's like down the street.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: What's Miss Kitty's?
• 30:43
  Speaker 8: Isn't that like the Gentleman's Club?
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right there on Valley. You know the old school.
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: I was hoping it was a vat.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're going to try to rock.
• 30:52
  Speaker 8: Let's try to rock.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Imagine people go there. Why are you making me do this?
• 30:56
  Speaker 8: Oh, it's pretty dope, huh?
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Who else is wearing these?
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: That's my question. He looks like little baby Richard Simmons now.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: Look at my little brother over there.
• 31:06
  Speaker 8: What's up, player?
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: I look like a gay Puerto Rican with this.
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, with the head over here.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: You do, bro.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: That's probably short.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 31:19
  Speaker 8: No, that's not on me.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: People are going to go like this. Now, that's a
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: comedy podcast. Oh, damn.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: The he's and the ha-ha. The he-he's and the ha-ha.
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: The he-he and the ha-ha.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: It looks like a shower hat on you, bro. It does.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: It does.
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: Also, the thing right there, La Puente right there, the
• 31:35
  Speaker 7: strip clubs right there on Valley, those strip clubs were
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: staying open during the pandemic secretly, bro.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: And the news were there. How do you know this? Yeah.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Secretly?
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: The news were filming this, right?
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: Just fucking outing every guy that was going to that
• 31:50
  Speaker 7: strip club, bro, like on the news, dude.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: All right. All right.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: That's a long way, bro. This is one of the
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: better ones.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Dude, my friend over here in the Camora.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Let's see how he looks, eh? Bro, that. Justin Bieber, bro.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Hey, Justin.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: Hey, Justin Bieber.
• 32:08
  Speaker 8: What's up, homies?
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Hey, you look sexy, bro.
• 32:12
  Speaker 8: Hey, that looks good. Is it like this?
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Hey, bro. So how long have you been running that
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: club in Monterey, bro? Oh, no.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: The Greek brothers?
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: How's the Gemini running, bro? Anthony Lane right here.
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: Were they Italian or were they Sicilian?
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Shout out to Anthony Lane, bro, from Monterey.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: What's the other brother's name?
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: That looks good.
• 32:38
  Speaker 8: That actually looks really good.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Now you look like a fucking Puerto Rican whore.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: You look like a hairstylist, bro. I mean, you guys
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: are hairstylists.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Hey, little Rod Stewart right here, if you think I'm sexy.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: That looks amazing on you, bro.
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: He's either Rod Stewart or an old lady living in Florida.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Before I say it from Sleepy Hollow, real quick. He
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: looks like a lady that always dries her clothes at
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: Laundromat but never washes theirs.
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: He says you look like something from Harry Potter.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: The fat guy?
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: That's it. He said you look like something.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Come on.
• 33:17
  Speaker 8: Come on, Potter.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: You're a lot lizard, Harry.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: All right, let me see. Put on my fucking.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Jumbo Jack the Ripper, homie. Oh, shit, bro.
• 33:28
  Speaker 8: Three shot, homie.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: Hey, watch out for the headless horseman. He's out there.
• 33:32
  Speaker 7: $ 200.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: For that slate right there with the nice teeth.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: God damn it, dude.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: I take that one right there with the.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: I take the one that looks more like he comes
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: from the West Indies over here.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: You guys got to go visit that ghost town by Reno, dude.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: They have a lot of old... Oh, Virginia City.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: You need to go get my horse.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: We stopped by the Bunny Ranch.
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: So our friend thought that we could just go in
• 34:09
  Speaker 7: there and like have a tour at the bunny ranch
• 34:11
  Speaker 7: like you're not you can't waste these.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: People's times we as it like a little fucking little.
• 34:14
  Speaker 7: Tour you can't you can't you can't but then don't
• 34:17
  Speaker 7: expect you to fucking.
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: But what if you don't there's no law that says
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: you can't.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Go in there and look window shop at the bunny
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: yeah i.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Did fucking anthony lane over here.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: I went in there one time.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: You went in?
• 34:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I went in and brewed.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Because they have a bar. You could drink in the bar.
• 34:33
  Speaker 8: Let me get a little sample.
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: And then actually one of my homies ended up going.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Like Costco with a little.
• 34:41
  Speaker 8: Hey, dog.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: That's good, dog.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Wait, you actually went inside?
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: I thought you couldn't do that. Moonlight Bunny Ranch. The
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Bunny Ranch in Reno. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: It's outside of Reno.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the ghost town.
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and actually one of my homies ended up going
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: in there, but yeah, you could just go in and
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: drink and they still line up for you and you go, man,
• 35:02
  Speaker 6: I'm good.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: I was like this.
• 35:06
  Speaker 8: I thought you had to make an appointment.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: And then they laughed at me.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just kidding.
• 35:10
  Speaker 7: Because across the street, they have the cheaper version of
• 35:15
  Speaker 7: Bunny Ranch.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the uglier ones. The ghetto version.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: Wait a minute. Keep it like that.
• 35:20
  Speaker 8: Keep it like that.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Wait a minute, bro.
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: The one you had on right now was so fucking hilarious.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 35:28
  Speaker 8: This one's dope, though. This one's dope.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: Beethoven?
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: You look like a really cool drama teacher.
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you look like Ricky.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: I look like I never heard of Andy Warhol. Who's that?
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know. You say I look like him?
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: You look like Juana Deyes.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: Give it to Anthony Lane over there to go back
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: to work.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: Did you just bring this guy here to give him
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: props and wigs?
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: I'm happy props. Put a little hat on, bro.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: A little cab driver right here.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: We got a little cab driver, bro. We have a
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: little Russian guy. Damn. Damn, bro. You look Armenian.
• 36:14
  Speaker 7: You look like a little Timmy from what they call
• 36:17
  Speaker 7: the Christmas.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Fuck yeah. Look at him, bro. Hey. Look at my b-hole.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: I'm walking here. We got Joe Rogan right here, right?
• 36:28
  Speaker 8: Joe Rogan.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: So-so Joe Rogan, man. You never call out your friends.
• 36:34
  Speaker 8: Michael Rubin.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, hey. I love that.
• 36:36
  Speaker 8: That's my next suit. I want to get a custom
• 36:38
  Speaker 8: one like that. So what's up, man?
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: You could be like the fourth Peaky Blinder.
• 36:43
  Speaker 9: I got a photo of me and my son, a throwback,
• 36:46
  Speaker 9: like just kind of similar.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Hustine Bieber.
• 36:50
  Speaker 8: He's like a finder.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Hustino Bieber, dude.
• 36:54
  Speaker 8: Hey, but real quick, there might be a Scare Tactics movie, too.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, they're going to make a movie out of
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Scare Tactics? With Scare Tactics.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's a good-ass show, bro.
• 37:02
  Speaker 9: I talked to the creator. We're working on two projects
• 37:04
  Speaker 9: right now. It's still like we're just waiting for people to.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: They will scare people with practical jokes, but scare them.
• 37:11
  Speaker 8: Let me give you an example. Real quick. So let
• 37:12
  Speaker 8: me tell you how it works.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: Can we see Gabriel's... The rap way?
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: Let's show how it works. Wait, hold on.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: Explain to me how it works. I've never heard of
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: this in my life.
• 37:21
  Speaker 8: Is it real? Is it fake?
• 37:23
  Speaker 9: I thought the same thing, right? So when I first
• 37:24
  Speaker 9: started doing it, they gave me more details. The people
• 37:27
  Speaker 9: you trust, people you trust, boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, brother, sister,
• 37:33
  Speaker 9: people you trust.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: She would never.
• 37:34
  Speaker 8: Set you up.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Don't you ever.
• 37:36
  Speaker 8: Make an example. Hey, go clean Felipe's garage. All right?
• 37:39
  Speaker 9: You're going to go do that. You already know there's
• 37:41
  Speaker 9: already hidden cameras. You're cleaning.
• 37:43
  Speaker 8: Shit starts moving.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Blah, blah, blah.
• 37:45
  Speaker 8: But then they interview you before that happens.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 37:49
  Speaker 8: They interview you like, so how's your heart condition? Oh,
• 37:51
  Speaker 8: I'm good. What is your biggest fear? Oh, I hate spiders.
• 37:55
  Speaker 8: I hate being in the dark.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: Boom.
• 37:56
  Speaker 8: They put you in a room just like that. They
• 37:58
  Speaker 8: really got all your fucking influence.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: I'm afraid of weed. I'm afraid of a big room
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: full of weed.
• 38:03
  Speaker 8: So they set you up.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:05
  Speaker 9: They find marks, and they have no clue. There's actors,
• 38:08
  Speaker 9: but one person doesn't know nothing.
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: Rizzo, if you fucking trick me into this, bro, it's on.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Bro, it's basically, remember, like punked?
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: But, like, it's just scary-ass shit.
• 38:17
  Speaker 8: It's, like, another level.
• 38:19
  Speaker 7: So, where you might believe that this is, like, real. Bro, like, dude,
• 38:22
  Speaker 7: there's fucking crazy shit. There's, like, where they prank people
• 38:25
  Speaker 7: with fucking aliens, Bigfoot.
• 38:26
  Speaker 8: Everything.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: And people got fucking PTSD, bro.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: Also, there was one where... Joey Diaz, remember? They went
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: into a... They left the guy at a warehouse, and
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: then Joe Diaz pretended to be a mobster and shot
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: two people. Yeah, right?
• 38:37
  Speaker 8: And shot that fool.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: And if he could bring my mom back from the dead,
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: there's nothing. Nothing.
• 38:43
  Speaker 8: So yeah, a lot of people think they're going to
• 38:45
  Speaker 8: die when I do my episodes.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Go back to the... What's going on here, dog?
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: That dude was scared, bro. I remember watching this.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: The gay guy?
• 38:53
  Speaker 8: He was so afraid.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: There's been a lot of shows that try to copy this.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: Like the practical joke on ABC, I thought it was
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: like this. But this doesn't work out, bro. You got
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: to be scary.
• 39:04
  Speaker 9: And not just that, but we keep going. We keep
• 39:07
  Speaker 9: going until you say I'm scared.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: Hey, it's for real then.
• 39:10
  Speaker 8: Oh, fuck yeah.
• 39:11
  Speaker 7: So this guy was supposed to be cleaning a lab
• 39:13
  Speaker 7: and they're like mutation shit?
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: So you believe shit like this?
• 39:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I would totally be freaked out.
• 39:21
  Speaker 8: You know what's crazy? I didn't even come out yet
• 39:25
  Speaker 8: and he's scared. Watch it, watch it.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: He wants to work more than acting.
• 39:34
  Speaker 8: He's having anxiety right now.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Pull it together.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:36
  Speaker 8: I'll get scared.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, dude.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Think about it.
• 39:47
  Speaker 8: They added a fucking tail and everything.
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: Hey, aren't they afraid he's going to kick you, though?
• 39:52
  Speaker 8: No, no, I thought about that.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: No offense, I would start kicking.
• 39:56
  Speaker 9: They tell me to keep my distance, but then we
• 39:58
  Speaker 9: have security on the sidelines real quick.
• 40:00
  Speaker 8: I thought about it. You better search them good.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to get smoked. Look at that shit.
• 40:06
  Speaker 8: Her mom set her up.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: It was the day my son was born. Bro, imagine
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: seeing that shit, bro.
• 40:14
  Speaker 8: She's like, what the fuck?
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: See, it's not scripted.
• 40:24
  Speaker 8: It's not scripted. That's all, she just said that. She said,
• 40:32
  Speaker 8: where am I?
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: Did you show one? She's got a scare tactic where
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: A Marine comes home, and he shows up to his house,
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: and his wife would pretend to have sex with somebody.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: That's a real scare tactic.
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: And then go, ah!
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: I'm not a Marine, but that's actually happened to me,
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: and it's terrifying.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 40:58
  Speaker 8: You want to show off?
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: I came home from Japan.
• 41:01
  Speaker 8: Can you beat it up Vince Vaughn?
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do it, bro.
• 41:03
  Speaker 8: It's right there.
• 41:04
  Speaker 9: Like, that's who told me I want it to be real.
• 41:07
  Speaker 9: You can hear me for reals.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's Fred Claus.
• 41:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: Bam, bam, bam.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: I love this movie, dude.
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, this is such a good movie.
• 41:15
  Speaker 8: I had to go to London for that shit for
• 41:16
  Speaker 8: like seven months. Lucky.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: I was in London. I saw the movie. It was funny, man.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: It's a good movie, too.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is.
• 41:21
  Speaker 8: Come on. I fucked his ass.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: I'm a sucker for Christmas movies, bro.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Is there a lot of hate in the little person community,
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: like actors and real, like? Regular actors, like, oh, man,
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: it's full work because he's shorter than everybody. Sometimes, sometimes.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: But you got to put in the work.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Well, there's that whole Peter Dinklage fuck thing.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. You guys hate him the way we're commenting?
• 41:52
  Speaker 9: I'm like, whatever. I do understand where everybody's coming from, but.
• 41:56
  Speaker 9: I know that I'm a different little person. So to me,
• 41:58
  Speaker 9: whatever he did, I don't.
• 42:01
  Speaker 8: Think it affected me. It's fucked up that he affected
• 42:03
  Speaker 8: probably a little bit, but not as much. I feel
• 42:05
  Speaker 8: like it didn't because we're not the same level, but
• 42:09
  Speaker 8: we're not the same level. He's like four feet. I'm
• 42:11
  Speaker 8: like 211. So we're not even the same sport.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 42:15
  Speaker 8: We're different.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: It's like boxing and karate or something.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:20
  Speaker 8: So it didn't affect me. Whatever he did, it didn't
• 42:22
  Speaker 8: affect me.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 42:23
  Speaker 8: And then we flopped. and the reason why I.
• 42:27
  Speaker 9: Think I'm still doing this business because I'm a cool
• 42:31
  Speaker 9: guy first of all I'm all about respect and I'm
• 42:34
  Speaker 9: very physical and I'm here to learn and do what
• 42:36
  Speaker 9: I gotta do just give me the chance to do
• 42:38
  Speaker 9: it and I could do it and like I said
• 42:41
  Speaker 9: Grown Ups 3 I had to learn French overnight I
• 42:44
  Speaker 9: had a good team they trained me to do my
• 42:47
  Speaker 9: interview and I had to just memorize it if you
• 42:49
  Speaker 9: can memorize lines you got it but it's nice when
• 42:53
  Speaker 9: they let you have fun with it, and then you
• 42:55
  Speaker 9: do improv.
• 42:57
  Speaker 8: You know?
• 42:57
  Speaker 9: And then Adam Sandler was like, hey bro, can you
• 43:00
  Speaker 9: say it in English in your way? And first they
• 43:02
  Speaker 9: have said, I said it in French, and he's like, hmm.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: How about... Did he speak French?
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Did he learn it?
• 43:08
  Speaker 8: Like, I learned it, and then I forgot it.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: I just learned it for the moment.
• 43:12
  Speaker 8: But it's... Hey, dude, who talks like that?
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: Honestly.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 43:14
  Speaker 8: That's just fucking hard. So I did my thing.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: French people talk.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. All country.
• 43:20
  Speaker 9: No, but this job was so challenging. The first day
• 43:23
  Speaker 9: on set, Adam's like, all right, do your thing, or
• 43:26
  Speaker 9: do your shit. I'm like, fuck it, let's do it.
• 43:28
  Speaker 9: So he's directing me. He was like, oh, he's directing
• 43:30
  Speaker 9: my crew.
• 43:31
  Speaker 8: So I did it in French. He's like, what does
• 43:33
  Speaker 8: that mean?
• 43:33
  Speaker 9: I go, he looks like me. He's like, all right, um...
• 43:36
  Speaker 9: How about an English in your way? And like laugh
• 43:38
  Speaker 9: with it. I'm like, all right, fuck it.
• 43:40
  Speaker 8: And it got quiet. And everybody was on set. Like everybody,
• 43:43
  Speaker 8: like a lot of people. And I'm like, damn, this
• 43:44
  Speaker 8: is putting me in a spot. But this is what
• 43:46
  Speaker 8: I'm here for. So I'm like, all right. He said,
• 43:48
  Speaker 8: do it my own way in English.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 43:49
  Speaker 8: So it took a little beat. And then I did it.
• 43:52
  Speaker 8: That's it. Do it again.
• 43:53
  Speaker 9: So I did it in English and I laughed with it.
• 43:55
  Speaker 9: They'd be like, good job on your lines.
• 43:56
  Speaker 8: I'm like, what lines? Well, it was all improv. Put
• 43:59
  Speaker 8: me on the spot.
• 44:01
  Speaker 9: But this is what I would train my whole life,
• 44:02
  Speaker 9: 14 years of acting, I guess for that moment.
• 44:05
  Speaker 8: And he is so easy to work with. He's just
• 44:07
  Speaker 8: have fun with it.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Have fun with it. Don't get hurt.
• 44:10
  Speaker 8: Just have fun with it. Dude, he's so awesome to
• 44:12
  Speaker 8: work with.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: Lay back, dude. Yeah, so chill, bro. Not like a
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: total dick. Not like, why are you fucking up my shit?
• 44:16
  Speaker 8: Good people, man.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Very humble.
• 44:18
  Speaker 8: You know, people hear stories, and it's real. I got
• 44:20
  Speaker 8: to win this.
• 44:21
  Speaker 9: Very awesome guy, though. I'm so happy I came back,
• 44:23
  Speaker 9: and I can't wait to kill it again.
• 44:25
  Speaker 8: And this is why I'm here, man. So, like, hanging
• 44:26
  Speaker 8: out with you guys. Thank you for inviting me.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 44:28
  Speaker 9: It's all about, you know, respect at the.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: End of the day.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 44:31
  Speaker 9: You can clout to a certain point, but it's all
• 44:33
  Speaker 9: about respect. And people know, if you can do that,
• 44:35
  Speaker 9: then you're fine.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: Totally.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: Totally. If you could pick any little person, actor, to
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: go a total 12, who would it be? Dan DeVito?
• 44:42
  Speaker 8: Dan DeVito?
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: Like, any actor?
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: Dan DeVito?
• 44:45
  Speaker 8: Or like a little person.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: A little person, bro. Fuck.
• 44:48
  Speaker 8: Well, meaning he's rest in peace.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Brad Williams, bro.
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: But if he was alive, you would fight him.
• 44:52
  Speaker 8: Oh, hell yeah.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: I'll be.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, dude.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: I want to see you and Brad Williams, bro. But
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: real quick, though. Real quick.
• 44:57
  Speaker 8: That's my next thing right now. You know, there's people
• 45:00
  Speaker 8: fighting right now.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Fighting robots, dude. No.
• 45:02
  Speaker 8: There's people fighting.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: No.
• 45:05
  Speaker 8: Wait, wait, wait.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: Hold on.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Hey, shut up.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: Let me hear this.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Let me hear this.
• 45:08
  Speaker 8: I'm going to go to Miami tomorrow night, man.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: What?
• 45:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm going to go to Miami because my homie
• 45:14
  Speaker 8: Arnold Barboza, he's like a professional boxer.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: Arnold Barboza.
• 45:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we know him. He's a homie, yeah. I've been
• 45:19
  Speaker 8: streaming with him, just hanging out, checking out that new world,
• 45:21
  Speaker 8: and everybody tripping out on us. Yeah.
• 45:23
  Speaker 9: He's going to take me and I told him, if
• 45:27
  Speaker 9: you can find me another little person that weighs 60 pounds,
• 45:30
  Speaker 9: I'll fight somebody.
• 45:31
  Speaker 8: Because it's my dream to just... I always wanted to
• 45:34
  Speaker 8: fight just to see how it feels. Just a little world, chiquito,
• 45:36
  Speaker 8: puro picozo. I just don't want to put in work,
• 45:38
  Speaker 8: you know?
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Have you ever been in a fist fight?
• 45:41
  Speaker 8: In high school when I fucked his ass up. I
• 45:42
  Speaker 8: knew it was bigger. It was like three feet. I'll
• 45:44
  Speaker 8: tell you about that in a bit. So anyways, so
• 45:45
  Speaker 8: I'm supposed to go to Miami and there's a little
• 45:47
  Speaker 8: black dude. There's a little black dude. He's three feet.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: What's that fool's name?
• 45:51
  Speaker 8: His name is D-Lo.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: D-Lo.
• 45:53
  Speaker 8: But that fool called me out.
• 45:55
  Speaker 9: So long story short, one of my homies, like, hey,
• 45:57
  Speaker 9: I told this other dude that we should do a
• 45:59
  Speaker 9: reel with him.
• 46:00
  Speaker 8: You and me, us three. He's like, does he want
• 46:02
  Speaker 8: to fight? Does he want to fight? And I said,
• 46:04
  Speaker 8: you know what? Challenge accepted.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Challenge accepted. You know what I'm saying?
• 46:09
  Speaker 8: So the other homie couldn't do it. But now Arnold's
• 46:13
  Speaker 8: going to try to get me in the fight. And
• 46:15
  Speaker 8: I'm going to see that fool this weekend. I'm like,
• 46:17
  Speaker 8: what's up, dog? I heard you called me out. You
• 46:18
  Speaker 8: want to do this or not? But we got to
• 46:20
  Speaker 8: get paid.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 46:22
  Speaker 9: So I want to fight, bro. So bad, you don't understand.
• 46:24
  Speaker 9: And I've been training. You've been training?
• 46:27
  Speaker 8: And I just want to show the world that I
• 46:28
  Speaker 8: can be a fighter too.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: You have a bit of your training?
• 46:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: So Arnold has a fight this weekend in Miami?
• 46:34
  Speaker 8: No, he's going to go. We're going to go explore and.
• 46:38
  Speaker 8: What do you call that? I think somebody else is fighting.
• 46:41
  Speaker 7: Arnold's killing it on kick right now, dude.
• 46:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Hey, could you tell me about your fight in school?
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Can we go.
• 46:47
  Speaker 7: Back to that real quick?
• 46:49
  Speaker 8: All right, let's go.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: What school is this?
• 46:52
  Speaker 8: This was Stanford High School.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: Is this with another little person?
• 46:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: Wait, there's more than one little person at your school?
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, real quick.
• 47:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, actually, I was the only one. I was the
• 47:03
  Speaker 8: only one for a minute, and then I don't know
• 47:04
  Speaker 8: where this came out of nowhere.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: Hey, there can't be two of us.
• 47:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: It's not big enough for both of us.
• 47:12
  Speaker 8: Shut up, dog. So let me tell you how that started.
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: This is like that Kim Peel sketch with the two singers.
• 47:17
  Speaker 8: So we're at lunchtime, right?
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: It took me two.
• 47:21
  Speaker 8: So let me tell you how that fight happened. So
• 47:23
  Speaker 8: it was a high school fight, right?
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:25
  Speaker 9: So we're having lunch, and they started instigating, like, hey,
• 47:28
  Speaker 9: Gabriel wants to arm wrestle you.
• 47:29
  Speaker 8: And they told him, like, instigate him, like, fuck it,
• 47:30
  Speaker 8: arm wrestle.
• 47:31
  Speaker 9: So we arm wrestle, and I think that won. Yeah,
• 47:33
  Speaker 9: it won, and then he won. And then, hey, man,
• 47:35
  Speaker 9: he wants to spar with you. And I go, well,
• 47:37
  Speaker 9: bring some gloves. So one day we came in, and
• 47:39
  Speaker 9: somebody forgot the gloves. So all right, fuck it. The
• 47:42
  Speaker 9: next weekend, you know what? We need to get one
• 47:43
  Speaker 9: pair of gloves.
• 47:44
  Speaker 8: I go, hey, bro, I don't give a fuck. You
• 47:45
  Speaker 8: want to do with gloves or no gloves?
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: He said, I don't care either. I don't need to
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: tie two t-shirts together.
• 47:49
  Speaker 8: He said, I don't care either. That fool said, I
• 47:51
  Speaker 8: don't care. So guess what? We're in behind the bleachers.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: Yes. Don't want to fight or not.
• 47:55
  Speaker 8: With no gloves.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 47:56
  Speaker 8: Remember, he's three feet.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: Bare knuckles. Three feet, but watch out.
• 48:00
  Speaker 8: But he had like a short reach, like little hands.
• 48:03
  Speaker 8: I don't know. It was like a dinosaur's rex. That's
• 48:06
  Speaker 8: what they're saying.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: A T-Rex?
• 48:07
  Speaker 8: But I go, look, bro, he's three feet.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Doing her little T-Rex.
• 48:12
  Speaker 8: Well, guess what?
• 48:13
  Speaker 9: When I jumped in, I jumped in like a little kangaroo.
• 48:15
  Speaker 8: I just fell like that. Then I fell down on
• 48:18
  Speaker 8: his knees. He was rubbing his eye and his lip.
• 48:20
  Speaker 8: And then he took off. And I heard he was
• 48:21
  Speaker 8: at the nurse bleeding later on.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: No.
• 48:24
  Speaker 8: And then he checked out. Or supposedly he died. I'm like,
• 48:26
  Speaker 8: fuck you.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait. You killed somebody?
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: No.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: Wait, what?
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: Whoa.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: Stop the tape.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: I didn't see him no more.
• 48:39
  Speaker 9: But people are like, oh, before you killed that guy.
• 48:44
  Speaker 8: I was like, if he.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Dies, he dies. You fucked up somebody so bad that
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: he moved schools?
• 48:50
  Speaker 8: I think so, dog.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: We got to look for that DNA on a real
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: rock or something.
• 48:54
  Speaker 8: That was a friendly fight. He wasn't even my enemy.
• 48:56
  Speaker 8: Not even my enemy?
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: But he died. He was your enemy, bro.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, for sure.
• 48:59
  Speaker 8: For sure.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: Do you have enemies?
• 49:01
  Speaker 8: I don't think so. I hope not.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: God damn, bro.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Because I feel bad for them. I just stabbed him, man.
• 49:06
  Speaker 8: I'm a guy. I'm a man of focus. I'll get you.
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: Can you imagine the surveillance camera?
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: I want it, dude.
• 49:15
  Speaker 8: Hey, real quick.
• 49:16
  Speaker 9: How would you feel if I was to be like
• 49:18
  Speaker 9: a hitman in a movie?
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 49:20
  Speaker 8: It's never been done. I'd go out anywhere. I'd just
• 49:23
  Speaker 8: come in and you didn't know.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: I was here. Butch shot himself.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: Actually, I saw a movie. I saw a movie where
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: Peter Dinklage was a hitman or a tax collector. The
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: girl was He had a sledgehammer. He would fucking lose
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: up in the kneecaps.
• 49:41
  Speaker 8: He was like a mafioso in the league. He took
• 49:42
  Speaker 8: advantage of his grandma and mom.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: No, another one before that.
• 49:46
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: It's called Safe Man.
• 49:48
  Speaker 8: I would like to be in the John Wick role.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: Safe Man.
• 49:50
  Speaker 8: Am I in the John Wick role?
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Dude, I'd be sick, John, bro.
• 49:53
  Speaker 9: Nah, but this guy, he did fuck it up for
• 49:55
  Speaker 9: other people. He did take work off other people. But me,
• 49:58
  Speaker 9: I feel like it didn't faze me, dog.
• 49:59
  Speaker 8: Look, I got grown up.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: Dude, he is a hitman, bro. He's a safe man. Oh, okay. Dude.
• 50:03
  Speaker 8: I did a music video with that guy, Tiger. I
• 50:06
  Speaker 8: play hitman real quick.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: So because of him, they use regular-sized people to play
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: little people, right? And they CGI-ed them to make small. Yeah.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: Are you mad about the whole Snow White? That was
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: a controversial, right?
• 50:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they're going to be like these fucking magical creatures.
• 50:19
  Speaker 8: Get the fuck out of here. What's It's a little dwarf,
• 50:21
  Speaker 8: little people. You should have done old school prosthetics, like.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Back in the days. Or at least use bush walking
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: on your.
• 50:26
  Speaker 8: Knees or something. Because when I did for the claws.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: I need work.
• 50:29
  Speaker 8: When I did for the claws, they.
• 50:30
  Speaker 9: Didn't know if it was going to work. But then
• 50:32
  Speaker 9: when they put the wires on it, like harness, it's
• 50:34
  Speaker 9: really me flipping, doing all the moves.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: It looks better.
• 50:36
  Speaker 8: But they just hide the wires. But I'm still doing it.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 50:40
  Speaker 8: But they control you.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: I'm still sleeping.
• 50:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Practical, man.
• 50:43
  Speaker 8: I can still do shit like that.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: Practical effects is always going to look good, you know?
• 50:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah. It's always good.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: That's why the new Spider-Man movie looks so good because
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: it was all practical effects.
• 50:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, because you can tell when it's not perfected.
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: Practical effects is what they call it.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: It's what I've seen for you, bro.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: It's actually happening. Yeah, traditionally.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: It'll be like Little John Wick, bro. One of the
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: hitmen opens a violin case and you come out with
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: an Uzi and kill him, bro.
• 51:04
  Speaker 8: Say hello to my little friend.
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: Or dude, Little Mariachi, bro. Like you're the fourth Mariachi.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: The violinist.
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: Like the El Mariachi 3 or something.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: The violinist.
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: I think you can, though, but that's the thing, bro.
• 51:17
  Speaker 6: It's like, I mean, you took something, right, that most
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: people would consider like, oh, this is what God.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Did to me.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: And you turned it into a huge thing, bro.
• 51:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: Into a big thing.
• 51:27
  Speaker 8: That's amazing. I forget I'm a little guy.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: And you travel. You travel everywhere.
• 51:30
  Speaker 8: I love it.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: That's amazing, bro.
• 51:32
  Speaker 8: I have a good time just being a plane.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: I'm not afraid of planes. Have you ever, like, people
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: are like, I know you've been in the business a
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: long time, and also you're from the Valley, and being
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: from the Valley... You're close to Shatsworth, California.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: The porno capital.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: Okay, bro, that was the next question.
• 51:50
  Speaker 8: All the time.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: Have they offered you to be in a porno group?
• 51:52
  Speaker 8: All the time. What?
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: So that's not really your leg right there.
• 51:55
  Speaker 8: The first announcement.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: A big old man going to a porno?
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: I was wondering why you were dragging in here, bro.
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: I noticed one shoe was bigger than the other.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: I was wondering, why is he dragging the other leg
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: all limp?
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: Come on, why is he flying like Superman?
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: I could see you in a movie, bro, like somebody
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: straps you on. Somebody straps you on like a parachute.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: I'm dressed like a little Zorro?
• 52:17
  Speaker 8: I'm dressed like a little Zorro?
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: Like she hides you in her pants or something.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
• 52:24
  Speaker 8: I got a... I did a movie once.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: You just broke Martin's brain.
• 52:30
  Speaker 8: I got so many stories. I did a movie once.
• 52:32
  Speaker 8: It was straight to like a college film. But he
• 52:36
  Speaker 8: got an A. So this guy wrote a short story.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: He got an A, bro.
• 52:39
  Speaker 8: So they're good. So he did a movie where... He
• 52:42
  Speaker 8: did a movie where I have this older woman, right?
• 52:44
  Speaker 8: Older wife. And every time I want to have sex,
• 52:46
  Speaker 8: I want the AC on, right?
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: And she gets all mad.
• 52:50
  Speaker 9: And she kicks me out. So I get kicked out
• 52:53
  Speaker 9: of my house with a little palito and a little bandana.
• 52:56
  Speaker 9: What do you call that?
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, like a hobo.
• 52:58
  Speaker 9: See, the whole time I have something special there that
• 53:01
  Speaker 9: nobody knows about. So I'm walking around.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: A head.
• 53:04
  Speaker 8: I'll tell you later. So I'm walking around. I'm going
• 53:06
  Speaker 8: through all these things. I smoke a cigarette. I flick it.
• 53:09
  Speaker 9: It hits the pole and it lands on a chubby guy.
• 53:11
  Speaker 9: And then he fucking chased me through the whole valley.
• 53:15
  Speaker 9: And then we're at the playa, the beach, and there's
• 53:18
  Speaker 9: a beautiful girl with a gym bag, right?
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 53:20
  Speaker 8: Like, leaving the gym or going home from the gym.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 53:23
  Speaker 9: And they bump into each other. So she drops the
• 53:25
  Speaker 9: gym bag. And me, real quick, I jump in the gym.
• 53:27
  Speaker 8: Bag, and I zip it, and I'm in it. I'm
• 53:30
  Speaker 8: in the gym bag.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 53:32
  Speaker 8: And then she grabs it like, gosh, it's heavy. And
• 53:34
  Speaker 8: she takes me home. And then later on, I get starved.
• 53:36
  Speaker 8: She bought a go-to bed. And you see the little zipper.
• 53:38
  Speaker 6: Ooh.
• 53:39
  Speaker 8: And I come out of the gym bag.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Because of felony.
• 53:41
  Speaker 8: And then I open it up.
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: Already we have a felony.
• 53:45
  Speaker 8: And it's a special cologne. What I put the cologne on?
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 53:49
  Speaker 8: It's on for.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's what was in the bag.
• 53:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, the whole time. It's a special cologne and a hematizer.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Like pheromones.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:56
  Speaker 8: And then I crawl into the bed and, tú sabes,
• 53:58
  Speaker 8: game over.
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: What's that movie where you wish someone was in love
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: with you?
• 54:04
  Speaker 8: Oh, the... The way you break it up.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: Obsession.
• 54:06
  Speaker 8: Obsession.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:08
  Speaker 8: Oh, the director, writer, he's in Grown Ups 3, too.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
• 54:12
  Speaker 8: The one that says, I want a million dollars. The homie.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: So... Be.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: Careful for what you ask for.
• 54:19
  Speaker 8: Yes, just kidding. People are like... Sorry, man. This is
• 54:22
  Speaker 8: my year.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: Dude, it really is, bro. Congratulations. It has to be.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: Hold on. People in the chat want to know, man.
• 54:30
  Speaker 8: What's the deal? They want to.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: Know Frankie Quinonez. They want to know if this full
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: season three is coming back.
• 54:38
  Speaker 8: This full season three?
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we want to know, bro. We want
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: to know if you asked Chris Estrada.
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: You and Chris Estrada have been riding together.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: I got canceled.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: Are you going to do any more Cholo fits?
• 54:55
  Speaker 8: You know what's funny?
• 54:56
  Speaker 9: The homie Arnold, he FaceTimed him yesterday, and he came
• 55:00
  Speaker 9: on the chat and was supposed to link up.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: Would that be perfect if you do like mini creepers?
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: Because I did it already.
• 55:09
  Speaker 8: I did it already for Fools Gone Wild.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, I was there. Hilarious. Oh, you did?
• 55:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's perfect.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: That was hilarious. I don't know what happened. That fool
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: has little khaki shorts and everything. Really?
• 55:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they put a fake.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: So get back to, go back to. You're scared, yeah.
• 55:21
  Speaker 8: I'm going to bump into him. I'm like, let's keep
• 55:22
  Speaker 8: it going.
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: Go back to people offering you to do adult films. Huh?
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: He wants to know people.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: People offering you to do adult films.
• 55:30
  Speaker 8: Oh, let's go back to that.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 55:31
  Speaker 8: So the first time I got offered. My agent's like, hey, man.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: No, wait, wait, wait. Your agent does that stuff with
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: casting too? Yeah.
• 55:39
  Speaker 8: Well, actually, I'm in.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, they probably hit him up.
• 55:42
  Speaker 8: If anybody's out there right now, I'm looking for a
• 55:43
  Speaker 8: new agent. I don't have one.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 55:45
  Speaker 8: I'm talking about my rest in peace. He kept me
• 55:46
  Speaker 8: very busy.
• 55:48
  Speaker 9: And my first time they offered me for the adult industry,
• 55:52
  Speaker 9: my agent's like, go check it out.
• 55:53
  Speaker 8: See what they say.
• 55:54
  Speaker 9: But I told him that you might not do it
• 55:55
  Speaker 9: because that same weekend, I was getting ready to go
• 56:00
  Speaker 9: do Man in Black Part 2.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 56:02
  Speaker 8: Aliens. So I go, look, bro, I'll come check out
• 56:04
  Speaker 8: your studio and just to see what's up.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: Did you have to check out the girl? Was that
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: the thing in your mind? Like, let me see how
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: the girl looks like?
• 56:10
  Speaker 8: No, I just went to their set to go look.
• 56:12
  Speaker 8: I didn't see nobody. I just met the director, producers.
• 56:15
  Speaker 8: And he's like, yeah, here's an idea.
• 56:17
  Speaker 9: You're going to be a character before they get into it.
• 56:20
  Speaker 8: They wanted me to be an Aztec warrior. And then
• 56:22
  Speaker 8: later it's like, it's like me by myself. And then
• 56:25
  Speaker 8: it's not, and not in the same, the same thing.
• 56:27
  Speaker 8: It's before they get down, before they get intimate. So
• 56:30
  Speaker 8: I'm not really in.
• 56:30
  Speaker 9: It, but, but, but I did, I was like, I'll
• 56:32
  Speaker 9: see what's up. But then my agent's like, just go
• 56:35
  Speaker 9: see would be nice. And they, they paid me just
• 56:37
  Speaker 9: for the, they paid me just to show up.
• 56:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 56:39
  Speaker 9: I was like, I think a hundred bucks just to
• 56:40
  Speaker 9: roll up for the.
• 56:41
  Speaker 8: Sometimes I'll pay you for interviews.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: So I got paid a hundred bucks.
• 56:46
  Speaker 9: And then I said, you know, bro, I'll think about it,
• 56:49
  Speaker 9: but most likely I won't be able to do it.
• 56:51
  Speaker 8: And guess what?
• 56:51
  Speaker 9: I'm glad that they finalized it. I went to New
• 56:55
  Speaker 9: York for three days, and I did Man in Black
• 56:57
  Speaker 9: Part II.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: Part two.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:02
  Speaker 8: I played like a little alien in the basket real quick.
• 57:04
  Speaker 8: That's so cool, dude.
• 57:05
  Speaker 9: I went three days for like a fucking three-hour scene.
• 57:08
  Speaker 9: And I had to wait until like 11 at night.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: In New York.
• 57:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah, because they shoot late at night.
• 57:12
  Speaker 6: And so you're just mostly just sitting around New York
• 57:14
  Speaker 6: having a good time.
• 57:15
  Speaker 8: And you know what's cool, dog?
• 57:16
  Speaker 9: I'm glad I went because after I came back, that's
• 57:18
  Speaker 9: when 9-11 happened.
• 57:20
  Speaker 8: Ooh, fuck. So I got photos of the store there.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: Old school Twin Towers.
• 57:24
  Speaker 8: So when I came back, I think a week later, Desmoderick.
• 57:28
  Speaker 8: Mine were still there, bro.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: You fuck up a guy in San Fernando.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: So that was the first time. So that was the
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: first time, right? You got offered with a second time.
• 57:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I got offered, dog. I got that close.
• 57:41
  Speaker 9: Then another time, I was pumping gas at the NPM
• 57:43
  Speaker 9: on Chester.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: Shut up. Oh, shit. That's how they find them, bro.
• 57:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah, dog, pumping gas.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: That's how they find them. Bank bus, homie.
• 57:50
  Speaker 8: Totally suspect. So there was a girl.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Bank bus.
• 57:53
  Speaker 8: There was a black girl.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Gas banger.
• 57:55
  Speaker 9: And I'm like, dude, I don't want to judge this girl,
• 57:56
  Speaker 9: but stripper. Or fucking, fucking, what do you call it, hooker?
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: One of those.
• 58:02
  Speaker 8: She was just like the whole, you look like the part, right?
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: She looked amazing.
• 58:07
  Speaker 9: And then she saw me walk out and she was like, hey,
• 58:09
  Speaker 9: are you married or you have a girlfriend?
• 58:12
  Speaker 8: I'm like, yep. Here comes the question. He's like, oh, nah,
• 58:16
  Speaker 8: I'm single. What's up? Would you like to be in
• 58:18
  Speaker 8: the movie? I'm like, what kind of fucking movie?
• 58:20
  Speaker 9: She's that guy in the car, ratchet-ass car, throwback, some
• 58:23
  Speaker 9: black dude fucking licking all raunchy.
• 58:25
  Speaker 8: That's my boyfriend. He's the director. I'm like, nah.
• 58:27
  Speaker 9: It doesn't look right, but I'm very sketchy. And I'm like,
• 58:30
  Speaker 9: here's my business card.
• 58:31
  Speaker 8: I'm a real actor, like not that kind of movies.
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: Right. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: I love, though, that you're like, here it comes.
• 58:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: You're used to it happening.
• 58:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: What the more they have offered you?
• 58:43
  Speaker 8: That's the thing. They haven't shown me a million dollar briefcase.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: How much have they offered you, bro? Because we have
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: under $ 100 right here somewhere.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: We have a chola.
• 58:54
  Speaker 6: You and me and that little Bobby thing right there.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: See, it's because you have opportunities they offer you. I
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: feel like we would have taken it, you know?
• 59:03
  Speaker 8: Oh, for sure.
• 59:04
  Speaker 6: Bro, if someone walks up to me with money, yeah. Yeah,
• 59:07
  Speaker 6: I would have been, okay, yeah, we're at it.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: We feel, you know?
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: I'm still full of bad decisions.
• 59:13
  Speaker 9: No, and there's some that are really popular, gorgeous. People
• 59:17
  Speaker 9: pay them to collab. They were like, let me know
• 59:20
  Speaker 9: if you change careers.
• 59:20
  Speaker 8: I'm like, yeah, I'll let you know.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: Have they asked you to collab? Yeah.
• 59:26
  Speaker 8: All of them.
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: All the tall girls.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: Do you have a YouTube channel?
• 59:29
  Speaker 8: No, but I want to start one.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: You should.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: Is that woman you took a picture with, the video with,
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: she's seven feet tall, does she do OnlyFans?
• 59:37
  Speaker 8: I think she does.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, dude, check him out. He took a picture with her.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they all do.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: Are they Instagram? Her name is Liz Longlegs or something
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: like that. That's her name.
• 59:45
  Speaker 8: No, there's a couple of them. He talked about Marie.
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: She's seven feet tall.
• 59:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah, she's tall, bro. She's very nice, but.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: You're shorter than her kneecaps, right?
• 59:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm shorter.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: And what do you feel like to climb on that?
• 59:56
  Speaker 8: Like a big tree.
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: Mount Everest, baby.
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah, there you go. Keep going. It's more down.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: All the way down.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah, she's going to be. She's Catwoman, like a Catwoman.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 8: Look at that shit, friends.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: This is sick, dude.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 8: I'm just having fun. Look at that shit.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, fuck, dude.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 8: Look at that Lego Batman.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: Look at that.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 9: Look at that shit, bro.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God, bro.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: The fact that you let people pick you up and
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: down is crazy.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah. Guys want to do it, too.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: Catwoman.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 8: Through silence.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: Let me see the other one. Is that the same
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: girl as the other one?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a different one.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 8: That's a different one. That's a different one.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: Different girl?
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: Go inside her fucking pipa, homie.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm here to clean your pipes.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: Look at that shit.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 8: She's a professional.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: She's a basketball player.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 8: That was a basketball player.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: Was she really?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: How tall is she?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 8: I think she's like 6'6 or 6'7.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: Is there more?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: I think I've seen her.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 8: There's more.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: I want to see more.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 8: Look, there she is again.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, hey.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 8: I fucked that fool up.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: I know that guy, dude.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 8: He just came out of jail. Not jail, you know.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 8: They took that fool away.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he got deported to Mexico.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Yeah?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he has a tall... His wife's tall.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I fell out with her, too, before he met her.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 8: I kind of did that.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: That's Bane, bro.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 8: So, homie, try to pick up on my leg, that's
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 8: what happens.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: So, that guy.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 8: Give him my money.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: One for the roadie.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: And the LAPD didn't do shit about that.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: Not that way.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: Not that way. That guy's normal.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 7: The guy's wife actually is really tall, and he got deported,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 7: and his wife went with him to Mexico.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 8: That's Catwoman right there. Look at that shit, fool. through
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 8: the fucking.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: Skirt oh you're riding a board.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 8: Dude look at that.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 7: Let's go skate homie yeah drive through that's the best drive.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: Through the me curtains bro I would've looked up dude.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: That guy's a good actor right there he was in
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: the Joker.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 9: Yeah yeah yeah he's cool I met Vargas he was
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 9: cool I caught him little homie he's like what'd you
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 9: call me watch that's a cool interview that's another two
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 9: sides right there.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 7: When you did the podcast last time what's homeboy's name
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 7: I haven't seen that phone in a long time bro Who?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: The homie.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: Go up, Romeo. The podcast pick. A little bit more up.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: Right there.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: What's up, who?
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 8: Oh, that shit?
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: Damn, that's old school.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 8: That's the old spot. That was the old spot.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: Burbank. Burbank. That's Roger Lopez.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 8: Look at Felipe with his backpack going back to school.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: Roger Lopez. They haven't seen that fool fucking.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: Forever, dude. Yeah, Roger Lopez. The guy with the long hair.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: Roger Lopez.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 8: Oh, I forgot about him, huh?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: Roger Lopez, bro.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 8: He still around or he's okay?
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's still around.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: Okay. He's around. We used to see that guy all
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: the time. Rizzo looks different. They recasted me, bro. What
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: happened to Rizzo?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 8: That's the new update. The new scare tactic. That shit.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 8: Look at those horns.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: Wait, so you went back?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 8: We did a reboot at Alana.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: Did you get pink eye after that reboot? skateboard shoot? Almost.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, your head looked shiny when you came up with this.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: What you got working on right now that you can
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: tell people to look out for? What you got that's
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: coming out.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 8: For people to go watch?
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 9: Next summer, we got Grown Ups 3, and if anything
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 9: works out, we got a Scare Tactics movie, so you'll
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 9: get it, and a new prank show Scare Tactics is
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 9: trying to do.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 8: But that one's about little people pranking regular Joes like you.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, hell yeah.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 8: You know who's going to be in it? Me and
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 8: that other comedian. Oh, fuck his name. Brad Williams. Brad Williams.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 8: That's the plan, bro. Dude, that's sick, dude. It's okay
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 8: to talk about things if you can put it out there.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: Are you working with Eric Andre again?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 8: I would love to.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: That's how you guys met, right?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah. But we met at a backyard boogie years ago,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 8: and then we finally reunited again at the Eric Andre show.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: That's where I met you, was at the Eric Andre show.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, at the smoking event.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was fucking fun, though. That was cool.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: PuffCon, baby.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: That was fucking nuts. PuffCon was one of the best
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: days ever.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: That was fun. I'd given those away.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: So much fun, dude.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: Lisa Longlegs.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 8: So, bro, what's up?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: People want to know about your mentor, Bill Barty.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 8: Oh, Billy Barty? Rest in peace. Yeah, though, he was awesome.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 9: He opened a couple doors for me because of him.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 9: I really like, you know what? This is what I
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 9: want to be when I grow up or when I
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 9: get a chance. So he was an actor since like
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 9: the early, I guess since black and white movies.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 8: He did a movie with Tom Cruise called Legend.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: So you wanted to be an actor when you were younger?
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 8: Oh, since I was a kid. Okay, let me tell
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 8: you what happened real quick.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 9: So I grew up on watching like, you know people
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 9: get motivated by like certain things. My motivation was Rocky movies.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 8: Arnold Schwarzenegger those were my that was our motivation I
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 8: think people from the 80s or 90s I felt like
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 8: those were our motivation me and you were probably the
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 8: same age yeah so I felt.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 9: Like those movies motivated me like damn that's fucking dope
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 9: don't give up on your dreams don't give up on
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 9: shit so I grew up on Rocky and Arnold Conan
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 9: Terminator so you know what how do they do shit
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 9: like that so you know what I want to be
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 9: like them but my style like a little guy you
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 9: know but you know whatever and then Billy Barty came
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 9: into my life we had the same doctor's appointment and
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 9: he took me to his premieres and I'm like wow
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 9: this is cool and then He showed me that he
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 9: could drive.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 8: You know what?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: What's the name of the doctor?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: Billy Barney.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: What's the name of the doctor?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 8: Fuck, I forgot, bro. It's a minute.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: You want to know something, bro?
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 8: But because of him, I feel like because of those people,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 8: it kind of like, hell yeah. It's possible, and this
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 8: is what I want to be when I grow up.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 8: I want this. You know, I want to be president. No,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 8: I don't give a fuck about that. I want to
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 8: be a movie star or I want to be a
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 8: real fighter.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: Real party, bro.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 6: See, when I say I want to be a little person,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 6: I want to be like Rizzo. Rizzo is not getting
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 6: these opportunities, bro.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: I'm either not too smart.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 7: You're not in the good little person zone.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 9: Well, everybody chips out, though, because I drive a Camaro.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 8: I like driving fast. People are like, oh, you like
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 8: the fast life, fast women? I'm like, yeah, I guess.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, bro.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: Why not?
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 8: I mean, I would love to settle down, but it
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 8: hasn't happened, so.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: Do you want to settle down?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 8: I do. I do, and then I don't.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: You already have kids.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 8: I have a son.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: He's 23.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 8: I'm good. I'm good.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you already did your job.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 8: Exactly. So I'm just, I'm in this trouble. No more
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 8: catching feelings. I'll catch flights. What was the last time
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 8: you caught feelings?
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: What was the last time you caught feelings?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: When was the last time you caught feelings?
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 8: Probably like three years ago.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: What happened?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 8: Well, you know the women be like, love bombing you?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 8: And you're like, all right, I'm going to be a
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 8: nice guy.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: Was she a fan or was she?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 9: Nah, she actually liked me and then started realizing who
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 9: I was and then she still cared about me.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 8: I hope so.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 5: Was she a regular size person?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah. She's like probably like 5'3 or 5'5.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, fuck, bro.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: Like Rizzo size.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 8: I think the smallest girl, normal. It's like doing it
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 8: with Rizzo.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: 4'11.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 8: 4'11 is pretty cool.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: Why do you keep saying something about me?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 8: Well, my baby mama is 6 feet. So regardless.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: Your baby mama is 6 feet?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: Your baby mama is 6 feet?
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 8: This guy.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 7: Dude, we got to learn about this guy. I love
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 7: this guy. This guy, we got to learn how this
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 7: guy does.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 8: What the fuck, dude?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: All the girls I dated have always been five feet,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: four nine. Never fucking.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: This guy's been in the rooms I dream about getting into.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: You spend all day at the mall, bro.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: I need a.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 8: No, but I don't even plan it.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: You're over there hanging out with George Wang, bro.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 8: See? They're all taller than me, dog. Like, it is
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 8: what it is.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: Bro, I don't even have Jordans, dude.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 10: Like i want to have tall kids so that's the
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 10: way to do it date a fucking six foot yeah
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 10: he's like a five and how tall is your son he's.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 9: Like probably average i want to say five probably five
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 9: seven oh wait mom's six we try to find a
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 9: picture of them.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: If i have the first girlfriend you ever had she
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: was uh.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 9: Like around that same night yeah no actually she was
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 9: a little shorty she was I think she was 5'4.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: You're so shorty. I'm fucking shorty, bro. He's a little shorty.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: Hey, bro.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: I think shorty.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 8: I think perfect.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: How old were you when you first had a girlfriend?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 8: Fuck.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: Don't say it like that.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: This was hooking up with my teacher, bro.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 8: Like junior high.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: Junior high?
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I dated the hottest girl in junior high.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: I didn't get laid until after high school.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 8: You know what's crazy, fool? She wasn't really dating somebody.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 9: She said, you know, I really like you, but let
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 9: me break up with this fool first. But we're dating now,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 9: below key. Let me just break it off with him.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 6: So you never had a time in your life where
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 6: you're like, I might not ever get laid because of
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 6: my size or nothing?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: See, that's not... I'm right here fucking thinking like... I'm
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: over here depressed in my life.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 8: Don't be afraid to strike out, doc. Straight up. Look,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 8: here's my son and his mom. I don't think it's...
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 8: Growing up, I was always like... You want to show
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 8: the camera?
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: Or how do you.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 8: Show the camera later? Him and my son.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 7: Have Butch take it to the camera.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 8: When you guys see it, then you can see it.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: Because growing up, I really had no confidence.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: You know how low, dude?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 8: No, but low-key, I don't know what it is.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: Dude, is that.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: You got a white chick.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah. People ask me if I have a, like a.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: That's your baby's mama?
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 8: People ask me if I have a type.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: Show the camera.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: Put it to the camera. I would not be in acting.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: Does it look good?
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 8: Can you guys see it? My peoples?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: Closer?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, bro.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: Here.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: I'll hold it.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: Maybe if I hold it, it'll.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 8: Be- And I'm going to find a throwback when we
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 8: first met. You're going to trip off.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: That phone has sneezes.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 8: So I don't know what it is, homies, but I
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 8: guess I was.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can totally clearly see it.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: That's your son.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's my son.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: That's your son.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: Bro, you make good-looking people, too, bro.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: Thank you. Look at that.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: You have good genes, bro. Yeah, you have good genes.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: Can you be my dad? He has good jizz.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 8: Let me take you back to a throwback when we
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 8: first met. When we first dated. This fool's a fucking player, bro.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 8: But you know what it is, bro? I'm that guy, like,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 8: I don't choose to be the playboy. I could be
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 8: with one woman, bro. You know, these days.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 7: Hey, Felipe, why you fucking stopping, bro?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: Where you going, Felipe? Come back, Felipe.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 8: Nah, but low key, like, you just got to build
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 8: your confidence.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: It's teachable. How low?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 8: I was just born like that. I don't know what
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 8: to say.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: You got to write a book, bro.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: Let's see a picture.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 8: Let me find it. Let me go throwback.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: No obstacles, bro.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 8: I mean, you got nothing to lose, bro.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: You got to take a chance.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 8: You got to go fishing.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: Catch a fish right away.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 8: But you will catch a fish if you keep fishing.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: We are the bait.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 6: If it's state property, if it belongs to Trey Taylor
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 6: Crew Tractor, you can't fish there.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 9: But I will say this. The day you prove yourself like, fuck,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 9: I got this, what else can I get?
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: Damn, bro.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 8: Think about that.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: Dude, the people in the chat, they need inspiration like this.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: You guys need to listen to this. I need to
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: listen to this guy.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 8: That was like 2001, before we got pregnant.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: Wow. Get out of here, dude. Let me see this.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 8: Believe me, dog. At this point, dog, I'm like.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 9: Like, I want to settle down, but then I'm not
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 9: because these people, I want to just try all the
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 9: flavors if you can.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: Show me your ways, man.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: Are you really going to deny the world, the women
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: out there?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 9: And I'm pretty sure a married woman, I'm people's bucket
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 9: list if they want to.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 8: Some people are having a sad day.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: They can have your seed, but they can't have you.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 8: Exactly.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: Got it.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: Well, you are a fetish.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: You are a fetish.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: Easily.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 8: Because I met girls like, all I want for my
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 8: birthday is you. Like, fuck it, let's go.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 6: Does it even matter, bro, whether he's a fetish or not?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 6: The fact of the matter is my man's out there
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 6: spreading it. And that's what I love most.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: Is that he's out there.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 6: Dude, I thought, bro, in high school, I'm fucking fat
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 6: as fuck. No one's ever going to fuck me. I'm
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 6: never going to have nothing, bro. This guy starts out,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 6: how tall were you when you first?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: How tall were you?
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 8: My first pet was fucking kindergarten.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: In kindergarten. I sent it to my website on Instagram.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 8: And then you can do Cyrus.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: Can I see that one too?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: Real quick there, my friend. You respect his baby mama, right?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 8: I'm going to.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: I just want to.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: I would like, put me down.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. She's redheaded too.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 8: White girl yeah white girl color eyes you know what
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 8: people keep asking me that but you know what low
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 8: key I do like all the flavors but growing up
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 8: as a kid do you remember Superwoman in the 80s
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 8: that actress.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah she did Billie Jean.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 9: Legend I think watching that and I seen it recently
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 9: and I'm like fuck that's what it is I think.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 8: All the blonde with colored eyes is fucking super woman.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: Right, right. Well, you know what it is?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 8: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: Because I'm into white.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 8: I think that made me become like, I guess that
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 8: is my dad.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: No, you know what it is.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 8: Colored eyes, blonde hair, nice photo.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 6: For me, it was like my mom wouldn't beat me
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 6: in front of white women because she was afraid to be.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: Judged by them. I'm not even kidding you.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 8: No, no, I hear you.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 6: And this is what my therapist told me. She was like,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 6: because your mom, you felt safe around white women. So
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 6: there you go, bro.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly. I felt safe.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: I felt safe.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: You felt safe, bro.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 8: And they keep me happy. They're down with it.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 7: So basically, everybody here in this room....
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: Is everybody here in our room? In the room are
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: a butch. All of our ladies are white. I know.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what the fuck?
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 6: Because we come from abusive parents.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Yeah.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 6: And it doesn't matter if your mom's Latina. She abused
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 6: you in one way or another.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: Somehow.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 9: Somehow.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 8: It's all white women.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: I know why. I know.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: I know why.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 6: Because my mom would literally go, don't make me beat
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 6: you in front of that white woman.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: So, what's a race that you've been curious about?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 8: I've never been with a black woman.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 6: Filipina?
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 8: Filipina. That'd be good, too. What else?
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: Jolly Bays.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: French.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 7: What about Portuguese?
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: That'd be good.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah. I'll turn to the other countries.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: Brazilian?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 8: Brazilian would be dope. Colombian would be nice.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: Ooh, yeah.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 8: Colombiana, damn.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: Well, we got help home. I mean, we got help home,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: but he can do it himself. Yeah, he can do
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: it himself.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: Bro, this homie has to help us.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 8: I'm the best wingman. I just don't, just don't. If
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 8: you hesitate.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: You're the wing, bro.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 8: If you hesitate, you're the master, bro.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah. What's up, dude?
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: Stay away from my lady, bro.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: This week.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: Stay away. I swear to.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 5: God, bro, I don't give a fuck if you got
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: your brother with you or not, dog.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: This week, I'm going to be in Tucson, Arizona. And Albuquerque,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: New Mexico at Route 66 Casino. Woo!
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: And next week, I'm going to, anyway, go to FelipeWorld.com
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: for all the tours. Man, I have a lot of
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: shows coming up. I made up the date for Orlando.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: It'll be January 7th, I think, or 17th.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: New tour, bro. Nice.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah. Desert Diamond Casino in Tucson, Arizona, October 16th.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: Albuquerque, New Mexico.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: Route 66 Casino in Albuquerque, October 17th. Hawaii Theater, October 23rd.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: Spokane Tribe Resort and Casino, November 6th and 7th. Fantasy
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: Spring Resort. No Sleep Joe Brooklyn on that one. Wild
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: Horse Pass, Channel, Arizona.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: I'll be there with you, bro.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: Comedy Bar, Toronto. Nashville, Tennessee.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: I'll be right there with that one.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: New Brunswick, New Jersey, Stress Factory. Yahoo. Jacksonville, Florida, The
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: Comedy Zone. The Plaza Live, Orlando. Lillian S. Wells at
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: the Hall and Parker. Cap City Comedy Club. Oh. Pala
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: Casino Spa and Resort.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: Pala's a fucking badass place, dude.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: Comedy Attic Bloomington in Indiana. Never heard of that place.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: Brea Improv, baby. Look at all those shows.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 6: Nice.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: Look at all those Brea shows, dude.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: Mic Drop, Detroit, Michigan.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: Hello.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: You're doing a Mic Drop comedy club?
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: In Detroit. Port Comedy, Baltimore, Maryland. Well, Baltimore, we have
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: an Oreo hat. Commonwealth Comedy Club, Cincinnati. Never heard of
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: this place. Milwaukee Improv, Brookfield, Milwaukee. There it is, people.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: Hell, yeah, bro.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: All my shows chose April. Then, in the summertime, the
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: biggest comedy tour ever is coming to your mom's house.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: So have her ready with Sopas and Fidel. Perras. Do
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: you feel like you're going to be played by little
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: person AIs?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 9: No, after what I did in this movie, Girls 3.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 9: I seriously doubt it.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: You proved it.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 8: I proved it.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 9: There's some shit that they just can't do it. Like
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 9: physical stuff?
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: Nah. No way.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 9: And the way I was doing my acting and laughing,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 9: all the emotions, it's going to be tough.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 8: Really tough.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, dude.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 8: Let's not let that happen. Because then we'll replace all
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 8: the motherfuckers.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we can't.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 8: It'll be like the real Terminator show. I'm going to
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 8: have to go fuck him up.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: I saw you at the ice house, right?
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah, ice house. I saw the homie.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: You were at a show?
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 9: I went to my friend's. They promote it and run it,
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 9: and I went to see all the people perform.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 8: Did you perform that day?
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: I was performing that day, yeah. I remember I sent
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: you the picture.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 8: I did catch you a little bit, yeah. Pretty cool spot.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: People want to know if you're a torta lover.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 8: Let me tell you guys real quick.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: This guy fucks fucking tens, bro. He's not a torta pounder.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 8: He's not a torta pounder, bro.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: I'm not.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: I'm not.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: But... We pound the tortas.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: He's never... I'm still not a lover. I just.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: It's out of necessity.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 8: It's just... That's a big mountain that I cannot climb.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 8: It's very difficult.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: No pun intended.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 8: Not to be discriminated. It's a tough one.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: It's a tough one. You need them tall and thin.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it, bro.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: You said it. Dude, I get it. Thank you, thank you.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: I get it. So you're a lover, not a smother. Yeah, boy.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: Holy shit.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 6: Dude, that is, yeah. Yeah, you blew my mind tonight, man. Yeah,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 6: I'm going to go home and drink bleach.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I just tried, man. I mean, life's a blessing, dog. Just,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 9: you know, so much drama in this world. We got
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 9: to laugh sometimes. And hopefully, after today, people... or happy
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 9: for what we did. It was fun coming in with
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 9: all the makeovers.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 8: That was good.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: Dude. That was cool.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 8: Surprised you guys.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 6: I'm going to go to all the girls that you've
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 6: been with and be all, hey, what's up?
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 8: What's up?
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: I'm Gabriel.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: You're too fucking tall.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: I grew. Puberty.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: What's up, fool?
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: Last week, we.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: Produced Saul Trujillo's special, Romel, Lisa directed, Isaac, Johnny.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: Rocco, Santa Bellflower, Xavier, and a.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: Lot of, some food that crashed, a lot of foods, man.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: It was fun, dude. It was a whole, bro, it
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: looked like, like a fucking, like a studio there, bro.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: It was crazy, the way they, it looked like they're like,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: it was like a big production, like they were shooting
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: like a movie there. That's great.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: It was sick.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: I wish I would've been here for that.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: Anybody know the Dodgers score? Game started? Started at five.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: Started at five. Okay, we're good. We're good.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, is that why we did it early?
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: No, we do it at three o'clock all the time now. Oh, okay.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: You're a Dodger fan? Of course, of course. Raiders or Rams?
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 8: I was Raiders. Bo Jackson was in the mix. Remember
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 8: Bo Jackson?
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Bo Jackson.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 9: But then he got hurt, and then they moved to Oakland,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 9: and then they went to Vegas.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 8: I felt a little disrespected. Like, you hurt the homie,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 8: then you guys moved. Like, wow, I don't have a team.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: Butch Slade is going to serve him bleach out of necessity.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 8: Because he was my favorite.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: She's all going to go be with Gabriel now.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 9: Nah, but I feel like you ever had like a
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 9: favorite person, like your favorite, not a team, but a player?
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 8: Wherever he goes.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: You're going to go with him.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 8: That's what I thought about Bo Jackson.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 5: So Bo Jackson, that thing with Bo Jackson did break
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 5: your heart.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 8: Oh, I'm from LA.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 9: It's all about that. No, I was all about, I
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 9: liked the way he played. He was my favorite player.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 8: So I followed him.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 9: But I still have love for LA, but I just
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 9: followed him the whole time. And I collected baseball cards.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 8: He was just badass, bro. And he did football and baseball.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: And he was great at both.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 8: Crazy, right?
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was great at both.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 8: He's a.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: Legend, man.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 8: But he's what he is.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah. The Dodgers today, man, down two games. They
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: need to win four in a row to go to
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: the World Series again.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 8: That's going to be dope. That'll be three times in a.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: Row, right? Yeah, man. Three-peat.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: So if they lose two games, that's it. They're out.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: They're out, bro.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck, dude.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: I hope they don't, man. They'll be in Acapulco. Acapulco.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 8: Margarita Mondays?
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: I look weird with this top hat, right?
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 6: You've been sporting it almost the whole... You actually took
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 6: it off for a spell and then.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: Put it back on.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: Because I was casting a spell. That's why.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: You know, yeah. You've had it so long that I
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: can't imagine you without it anymore.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: They put it on too, bro. They put it on.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 8: Look, I got a white girl.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: He disappears inside of it.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: I got a white girl calling me right now.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: Damn, bro, look at that.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 8: I got an appointment tonight.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: You got an appointment tonight.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: What's up, girl?
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: I just grew up to six foot one and I
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 5: live in South Central.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: Tell him do not pass go-go straight to jail.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 8: Do not pass go-go straight to jail.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, God, bro. You're adorable.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: I love it, dude. I want to sleep with you now.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: You have your game, bro.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: The truth comes out in this What's Up Food podcast, people.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: Your aura is trans... Transcending. Transcending beyond gender.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: I'm not gay, but, you know.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: So you're turning, what, 45 this year? I don't know.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 8: We talk about age.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: If I'm 45, how old are you guys? Not as
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: old as you, apparently.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: 50.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 8: Tell them you're 21 now.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: Chill out. Yeah, I'm 26. You're 21, right?
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: I'm 26, bro.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: All the time.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 8: All the time.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: I am what I eat.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: What's up, Food Park? We got Gabriel right here, man.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: Go check him out in Grown Ups 3.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 8: Summer, homie.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: It's summer.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: Also, my marching results here. You have shows coming up?
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 6: I got two shows with you, but go see me
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 6: November 3rd at the Throckmorton Theater.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: I'll be headlining. Hell yeah.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: They want you to be on that podcast, bro, on
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: B-Real TV. It's called We Don't Smoke the Same with E-Zone.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 8: Oh, that's B-Real stuff, no?
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 3: No, it's a side podcast inside of Be Real TV.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 8: Are you going to be there?
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: I won't be there.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: That's a good podcast, though.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 8: But they smoke a lot of weed, huh?
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: They smoke a ton, yeah.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: But you won't have to. They smoke less than they
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: do on the Be Real one.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 8: I will go, but you guys got to smoke after
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 8: my interview or before I get there.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, not during. You can't.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 8: I'll be fucking. I can contact high. Very easy.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: You ever got contact high?
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 8: I almost had the Eric Andre puff.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: Awesome. I was going to say, bro.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 8: Remember when you guys were smoking in the trailer? I
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 8: had to wait outside like that.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Do you have a contact high?
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: I get contact high with you guys. You like it, though.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: It's chill. It doesn't bother you.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 8: Mine, I'll be like, did you hear my phone ring?
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: You don't like being high.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 8: Nah, it just hits me really hard.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: Okay. What about drinking?
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 9: I'll probably be stuttering and shit.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 8: It fucks me up.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 8: Alcohol, too. One beer on bus, we're good. I'm like
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 8: a cheap date. I eat kid's milk. What's up?
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: I don't care.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 3: Dude, I love this. Just give him chocolate milk, bro.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: You want to go to McDonald's after this? I'm actually hungry.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: I want to go eat. When I did, we don't
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: smoke the same podcast.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 7: I got a crazy contact high because they just wouldn't
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 7: stop smoking.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: I smoked the whole time.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 8: The whole time, bro.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 7: When I left, I had to go eat. I was
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 7: eating at Tacos de Gabilan, bro, right there on Central.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh. That was good right now.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 7: I thought people were looking at me the whole time
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 7: because I was still fucking high.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: That's the one by my house.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 3: I'm so good right now.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 8: I like this one.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 3: Bro, you look awesome. You look like Joe Rogan, bro.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 8: I have a little one, like, bat hat in my room.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 5: You look like Frank Quinones and Joe Rogan had a baby.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: With Peter Dinklage.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: Tremendous. You look like little Timmy from.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: That's Joe Rogan, bro.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 8: That's Joe Rogan.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 5: He does kind of look like little Joe Rogan, though.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: He does.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 8: I heard about that. I did some... You are universal,
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 8: my friend. I did a funny skit. Look, bro.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: Micro.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 8: Micro... Micro....
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: Put on the hat. Do the face. Do the face.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 8: They call me Micro... Micro Joe Rogan.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: Do the face.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 8: Like that?
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: You're like the man of a thousand faces right here.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: Show Belipe. Show the sketch of me and Belipe, bro. Oh, yeah,
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: show him. Because I didn't even know he was going
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: to dress like that when he came out.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 5: Oh, he came out like a mini you?
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't know he was going to dress like that.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: We scared the shit out of, what's his name, Blake Griffin.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: So Belipe was Black Felipe and then you're Little Felipe. Yeah.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 8: You know, maybe my son took a photo like that.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit. Look, he took a pic with his son
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. I don't know who's who. Look, look, look, look.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 8: That boy got scared, homie.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: We're saluting these guys doing a seal 69. What can
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: I say, man?
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 7: Patriotism is the conviction that your country is superior to
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 7: all others because you were born in it.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, jeez.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: Look, look, look.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: Look at him out of nowhere.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: Why do I hear.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: Stuff all the time?
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 7: Oh, shit.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: It's Ice Rasta.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 8: That boy look all scared, homie.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 3: Look at him.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, look at the little Felipe.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: Wait, are those actual reactions?
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's real.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 8: They don't know. That's all like.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: Did you ever watch this show?
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: I've seen it. It's the best show ever.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we don't rehearse nothing.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: The one that I saw that was freaking.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: Out the most was Demi Lovato.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: She looked fucking scared as fuck, dude. When she was
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: on there, I remember.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 5: Dude, I watched a video the other day with.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: What's his name?
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 5: Tom Hankson?
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: Or Chet Hanks.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 8: My son was young.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 5: You guys were the same age back then.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 6: Chet Hanks confronts Eric Andre because I guess he felt
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 6: like he made him look dumb or something.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 3: What the fuck? Who's calling us?
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: Who the fuck is that? That is not mine.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 8: Are you looking for me? I'll call you back later.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: New age fucking children.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: Never heard my tablet ring.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 6: But yeah, I think he, I don't know if that's
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 6: why he confronted him. I just saw a video where
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 6: he's trying to get up in Eric Andre's face.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: He put his hand on his shoulder. And I'm like, man,
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: Eric Andre will fuck you up, bro.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: In a heartbeat, dude.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 5: You pretending you from the hood.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: You grew up with Tom Hanks.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: Tom Hanks is a fucking survivor. He survived on a
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: fucking island.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 3: You grew up with Tom Hanks. There was a maid.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 3: With a handkerchief every time you cried.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: Exactly, bro. You're fucking fake, dude.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 6: Tom Hanks, by the way, grew up in Oakland. But
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 6: Chet Hanks did not. Yeah, Tom Hanks grew up in Oakland.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 6: He grew up in Oakmont. Yeah, he went to.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: He's from the hood?
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 6: He's not from the hood, though. But he did go
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 6: to what's a rough school now. I don't know if
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 6: it was a rough school back then.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: But he... Yeah, he's from Oakland. Every movie with Tom Hanks,
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: he's always stranded. You ever noticed it? Yep.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: Trained in an airport.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: Trained in an airport. He's stuck being a kid. Big
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: is one of my favorite movies ever. What's it called?
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 2: He's stuck in an island.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: He's, what else? Stuck before his gum life.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's, Woody, he's lost. Yeah, he's always, like, stranded.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 3: What's up, Fool Podcast man? Gabriel right here. Pushy Escobar
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: from the History for Fools. It's time for any podcast
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: right here.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: What's up, homies?
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: Felipe Esparza, man. Go check out. Do you even binge
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: this Friday? We're back.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 8: What's up, foos?
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 3: Also check out Mozart, Ritzel. Let's take a picture.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: Ritzart. Ritzart.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Chet Hanks got mad because Eric Andre asked him.