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Ep. 65 ”You’d Be Surprised at How Many Times My Hands have been Covered in Poop” with Titus Dominy (Privychat 9) · Privycast

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>> Speaker A: It.
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>> Speaker B: I'll get your stuff, uh, organized
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here. You can talk
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whenever.
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>> Speaker C: There we are. What are you doing in my bathroom, bro? Like,
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I know we were gonna fill a podcast or whatever, but, like, at least
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give you five minutes to finish my deuce.
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Just barge in here, like, got my drawers
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down and everything.
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>> Speaker B: Didn't even.
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>> Speaker C: No, that's a lie.
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All though, let the record state
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if this is going on, oath.
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He's not that weird. He's weird, but not that weird.
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>> Speaker B: Uh, depends on the day, probably. Oh, yeah.
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Mine's, like, weirdly.
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Is it big?
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>> Speaker C: Oh, yeah.
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>> Speaker B: Cool.
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>> Speaker C: To the other side.
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>> Speaker B: Sweet. I think we're good.
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>> Speaker C: Cool.
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>> Speaker B: I'm keeping all that, though. Definitely not getting
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rid of that.
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>> Speaker C: Do it. Um, you should
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have an out every once in a while. Just post an outtakes thing of,
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like, the season or something. These are all
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the outtakes from the last year.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, my gosh.
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>> Speaker C: Compiled it in a bonus episode.
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>> Speaker B: You know what's weird is I don't have a
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lot of outtakes.
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>> Speaker C: No.
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>> Speaker B: Um, yeah.
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>> Speaker C: Or at least any that are actually funny.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker B: Because most of the outtakes, there was
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one where
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I think it was Jason said
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something, but then after he said it, he was like,
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hey, you got to cut that out.
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>> Speaker A: Right?
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>> Speaker B: I'm like, yeah, I got you.
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>> Speaker C: I pretty sure remember hearing that on the cast, though.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, but I did. Maybe you did it a second.
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Um, but for the most
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part, it's pretty unedited,
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uncensored, free
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speech.
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>> Speaker C: There you go.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah. All right, I'm going to do the welcome,
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and then we'll crash on into this.
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>> Speaker C: We got a titty light in here. You got a what? You got a
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titty light in here?
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>> Speaker B: There it is.
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Welcome back to privy. Privy is a
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podcast about bathrooms
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recorded this week. Uh, I
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am crashing another bathroom. I'm on
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location, if you will.
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>> Speaker A: Uh.
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>> Speaker B: Um. Man, we have quite the setup.
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So I have trapped my friend in his own
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bathroom via my full
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setup. Uh, and this week, I'm
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joined in Titus's own home by
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Titus. Titus, how are you?
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>> Speaker C: You could have at least let me finish pooping.
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There's the least you could have done. But it's cool.
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I knew it was going to,
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uh, know.
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>> Speaker B: I could see the car parked, and I went, we're going in.
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>> Speaker C: Got to get him while he's down. I bet he's still in the shower.
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>> Speaker B: It's like a SWAT team. Just like, no, don't let him move. Just get him
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while he's on the.
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>> Speaker C: Burst of the door. And I'm like, go.
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>> Speaker B: Um, yeah. So, Titus,
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I, uh, know who you are, but tell us a
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little bit about who you are, and I might even learn
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some stuff like who are you, where you come from?
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>> Speaker C: Uh, well, you guessed it. My name is
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Titus. I've been around here pretty much
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my entire life. Grew, uh, up in Sweden,
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probably never heard of that town. And, uh, moved
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to Brownsville eleven. Just stayed in basically the general Lynn
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county area. And I started going to church a few years
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ago. Uh, we went to a different church after a while
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and met this guy. He was our youth
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pastor, and he's pretty creepy, pretty cool
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guy. So then eventually he's like, hey, I'm going to
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start a podcast about poop. And we're like, yeah,
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all right, I'm down for that. It's weird, but
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I'm down.
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>> Speaker B: Uh, your response is better than the handful of parents
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that I've had discover it. They're like, so is
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this you?
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>> Speaker A: And.
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>> Speaker C: Yeah.
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>> Speaker A: Huh.
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>> Speaker B: And they're like, why? I'm like, well,
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it's just interesting to me. And they're like, m, why don't you
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just make like a Bible podcast?
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>> Speaker C: And I was like, well, I also do that.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, I do that with a buddy. And, uh,
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there's plenty of those. And he had the idea carved
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out for something that was kind of niche and different,
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and I didn't, and so I just hopped on board with him.
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But, yeah, I don't know much, but I do know a
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little bit about bathrooms, but, ah, yeah. So
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growing up in Lebanon sweet home,
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Brownsville, what was like? Because
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it's hot as heck out here in the Willamete
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Valley, um, right now for once.
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>> Speaker C: Yeah, usually, uh, it's dumping rain.
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>> Speaker B: So what was y'all's. Yeah, for real.
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And stay tuned because it's supposed to drop 20
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degrees in the next like two days.
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>> Speaker C: Really?
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker B: High of 74 by Tuesday or Wednesday,
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I think.
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>> Speaker C: But I might be okay with that. Not going to lie. Might be
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okay. Sounds good.
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That's a good average.
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>> Speaker B: Doesn't dump rain in July. For July
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4, that would be the only, like, can we not.
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>> Speaker C: And it could happen in Oregon.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker C: The perfect average of temperature is 69 degrees.
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>> Speaker B: That's right.
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>> Speaker C: Nice. It's just right on there.
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>> Speaker B: Uh, but where was your go to spot out
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in this area?
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>> Speaker C: You're talking to poo.
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>> Speaker B: Well, that too. But, you know, where was the
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hangout? Uh, yeah, where
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did y'all go to?
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>> Speaker C: Well, when I was a know, before I got a
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license, uh,
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they had this thing, we were home school for a while and
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they had a community thing at the pool here in
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Lebanon. It's, uh, just a home school swim. It was like
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02:00 p.m. Every Friday. And so we'd always go to that.
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Jason would go to that. Sometimes my budy Caleb would
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come and we'd all just be swimming in a public
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pool full of chlorine.
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And that was always fun.
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A lot of times we drowned. It was great.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker C: You do your best not trying to tackle each other. Just getting
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in trouble with the basketball.
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>> Speaker B: Yep.
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>> Speaker C: And after that, we usually get ICE cream or go to McDonald's or something.
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Whatever's open.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker C: Uh, and then after that, just, uh, a lot of nature
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drives. If you've been to sweet home, you know what I'm talking about. You
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just go right up that mountain and there's just endless roads
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everywhere.
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Oh, shout out to Jason, by the way. He was on
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episode three of privy chats, and my brother
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Jude was on episode. We're here. I
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am.
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>> Speaker B: We're getting the, um.
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Definitely, I will say. And Jude can be as grumpy as.
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>> Speaker A: He wants to be about this.
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>> Speaker B: I did want to have you on before
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Jude, um, because you're
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older, and I feel like you've been more involved with
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this.
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>> Speaker C: With poop podcast.
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>> Speaker B: That too. I mean, you've existed longer, but
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I feel like you've been involved with
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my nonsense, specifically the podcast
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related a little bit longer than he has.
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Um, I don't know.
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>> Speaker C: In my brain, in all honesty, it's been very
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intriguing. Yeah, I mean, there's such a history
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to poop and bathrooms and bathroom etiquette
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stuff we just don't even know. Like, it really is interesting.
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And some people think it's gross, and I'm like,
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I don't know, it's history.
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>> Speaker B: Some of it's gross.
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>> Speaker C: Yeah, it's kind of disturbing. But, I mean, I'm just one of those
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people. Doesn't really bother me.
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>> Speaker B: Right? Well, me neither. Um,
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I can't be bothered at this point,
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and I refuse to be bothered
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right now.
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>> Speaker C: Just moving on.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah. So
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I have a story that I want to visit, but we don't have
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to visit it immediately. Um, do you
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have any bathroom
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stories that you want to tell?
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>> Speaker C: Well, let's see.
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I feel like most of them are, because obviously I've listened
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to basically every episode. I'm a super fan, but
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I feel like most of these stories are going to be almost directly
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related to the questions you're going to ask. Hey. And so I don't
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really have any that are out there. That wouldn't
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be related necessarily. So I think I'll just let you
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get through the questions and.
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>> Speaker A: Sweet.
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>> Speaker C: We'll just keep going from there.
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>> Speaker B: Uh, no, that's great. Uh,
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there is one about waffle stomping. Oh,
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I'm thrilled. Uh, no, we'll get to that
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and I'll circle back if we don't cover the
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story that. I mean, I think you already know where I'm
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going, probably. Um, yeah,
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I've been teased.
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I need the satisfaction. So when
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you're out on, tell people what you do, if you want
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or if you can. I don't know if it's, like, top secret.
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>> Speaker C: What is your job? Oh, demo, baby. We just
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destroy stuff all over the state.
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>> Speaker A: Man.
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>> Speaker B: That's awesome.
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>> Speaker C: I mean, they've done some jobs with, like, bridges and stuff. I haven't
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personally done them, but, uh, you probably heard about. I'm
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sure some people have heard about the big old Osu.
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When was it the stadium collapsed? That
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was my company. I also didn't get to go to that one,
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but I got a pretty cool video they posted in the
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chat that was pretty sweet. But, yeah,
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we just do demolition all around the state and
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big jobs, basically.
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>> Speaker B: Wow. Have you
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seen them take down a bridge?
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>> Speaker C: I haven't seen a bridge. Um, I really haven't
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seen much of anything, like, with explosives besides
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video, digital videos. But there's been some other
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cool stuff like, oh, man, when we're dropping lids or
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ceilings of really tall buildings or warehouse or whatever
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thing, and you're just like 20, 30ft in a boom
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lift and then there's me down on the ground
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just loading out, but just
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watching it from the ground. You just see big old chunks of ceiling
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and giant tiles and stuff hit the floor at like,
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I don't know, 60 miles an hour, probably.
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It's pretty. Does it, like, shake the ground sometimes? Uh,
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it does. Mostly it's usually the machines that are just shaking the
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ground, just moving around over all the debris and
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taking down the ceiling. But, yeah, we've done some pretty
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big stuff. We did one in Hillsborough, uh, where
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we took down a big old ceiling and it was just
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giant pieces, I mean, steel beams and everything.
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Just the biggest, heaviest pieces
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of ceiling you could ever think of. It was
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insane, man.
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>> Speaker B: Um, when you're out on work sites,
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are you all using the facilities there?
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>> Speaker C: It is.
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>> Speaker B: Of the building that you're tearing down or do
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you guys have on site, like porta potty type things?
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>> Speaker C: So speaking of demo, uh, we destroy a lot of
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toilets.
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>> Speaker B: Very good.
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>> Speaker C: We destroy a lot of toilets, bathrooms, stripping all those and
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whatnot. So usually they are all cut
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off, like the wiring and the water and everything has got to
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be cut off because if you break all that stuff.
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>> Speaker B: Right.
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>> Speaker C: So, yeah, we usually have to destroy bathrooms or
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restrooms or where we're going. Um, so, yeah, at this
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point I probably spent the last
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year, I spent more time in a porta potty the
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last year than I have in my own toilet.
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>> Speaker A: Jeez.
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>> Speaker C: Guarantee probably be hotel, uh,
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bathrooms.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Because you all are staying out.
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>> Speaker C: A lot of the stuff's kind of far from home.
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>> Speaker A: Dang.
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>> Speaker C: But yeah. Wow.
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>> Speaker B: So you're demoing bathrooms.
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Um.
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>> Speaker C: There'S that roundabout.
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>> Speaker A: Yes.
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>> Speaker B: Is it trying to go in to just like clobber some of
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that?
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>> Speaker C: Honestly, it is. Have you ever taken a sledgehammer to a toilet?
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It's like the best feeling ever.
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>> Speaker B: I've never taken one to a toilet. I have taken one to a
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shower. Like we tore out a shower when I was
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in high school and, man, it's just like
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sink it through the side of the.
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>> Speaker A: And it's.
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>> Speaker C: Yeah, pretty much, yeah. With toilets you'd be surprised
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because they made it such a thick glass, but they're actually
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hollow. When you hit them with a big old
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freaking hammer, they just kind of just swing it, pop
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up.
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>> Speaker B: It just shatters big
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old chunks. It's amazing that something
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hollow can hold some of the things that it has
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to hold.
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>> Speaker C: Uh, like people.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker C: Like, what is the weight limit of a toilet?
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>> Speaker B: I don't know, but, um, he's
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got.
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>> Speaker C: Big old randy sitting on it. Well, and then you sit on it and you're like,
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why is it shifting?
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, well, and it's like, that used to be my thing.
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So when I was a janitor in Salem,
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those toilets serviced some bigger people sometimes
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and it's just part of it and that's fine. But, uh,
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nobody I really hang with is categorized as
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petite. So every time I
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hit up a toilet, I'm like, is this like, am I going to overdo
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this?
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>> Speaker C: Am I going to be the one?
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>> Speaker B: The last one myself is like, we're still within the realm of
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reason. There's some folks that
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are putting it to the test.
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>> Speaker C: Yes.
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>> Speaker B: Called everybody fat.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker C: Keeping it discreet.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker C: Uh, I appreciate how polite you try to be.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah.
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>> Speaker A: Um.
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>> Speaker B: Okay. Yeah, moving on. Uh,
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so the questions that I ask everyone, we're going to get into
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these because you said there's some stories involved in there. So the first
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is, and I can kind of see it, but I'm going to tell you,
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I can't identify just by sight.
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What type of toilet paper do you all use here at your
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home?
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>> Speaker C: Well, currently,
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sometimes I will get whatever's on sale.
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I'm the kind of guy who likes buying cheap stuff every once in a
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while. If it's a deal, it's a deal. And so this one
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time, I was at the back of Safeway and found out, of all
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things, a, uh, toilet paper man, a bamboo.
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>> Speaker A: Oh.
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>> Speaker B: Whoa.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker C: And I'm pretty sure that's what this is, because what happened is
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I bought, like, two cases of it. I think they only had two left,
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and it sat. And then I think we just forgot about it. And
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then when the move came, we had found them after moving, and
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then they actually sat here and we started using them.
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>> Speaker B: I've heard that that bamboo paper is pretty good,
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too, I'd say.
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>> Speaker C: Yeah, it's decent. It gets the job done
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for how thin it is, how you can see through
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it. It's different than the other
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stuff that you can see through. Like this.
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Yeah. I think the bamboo is way better, honestly.
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>> Speaker B: Thinner.
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>> Speaker C: But even though you can see through.
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>> Speaker B: It, it goes longer.
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>> Speaker C: Yeah.
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>> Speaker B: It's a little more dirty.
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>> Speaker C: You have a higher chance of. No, uh, fingers. No,
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fingers through the hole.
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>> Speaker B: Um, hole. Punch yourself.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker C: Screen one.
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>> Speaker B: Right up the bead. So
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you share your bathroom space with at least one other
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person?
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>> Speaker C: Yes.
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>> Speaker B: Is the other people who share your bathroom space, are they more
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particular about the toilet paper amenities or is
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it just like it's there? I'm cool.
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Mean, we haven't really had over it.
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>> Speaker C: A deep conversation, let alone really any
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conversation about toilet paper. It's like,
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if it's there, it's there. Um, besides this, on a
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regular, I think we were buying every once in a
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while. We get back, back when the
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whole big old Rona hit and everyone was
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freaking out about toilet paper. My grandparents just bought a God
15:05
awful amount at the Costco, and
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so they gave us a bunch of Costco for a.
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Yeah. But, uh, we really just buy
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whatever. I think I could probably almost
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guarantee. We've always had a, uh,
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brand, like, not a store brand, like
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select or whatever. I think we've always had something that was
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branded. So we're not like super cheap, like dear
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poor cheap or anything? Yeah, no, we've had
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that.
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>> Speaker B: You're getting something that's suitable to your
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needs.
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>> Speaker C: Paper that does the trick, basically.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, I dig that. I like that. Uh,
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so with that, I noticed that
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the toilet paper, the optics here that it is
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folded over. How are
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you feeling about that? Is that a requirement or.
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>> Speaker C: It's funny because it's going to make you mad. Honestly, you usually
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put on at random.
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>> Speaker B: Hey, it doesn't make me mad.
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>> Speaker C: Nobody stands here and makes sure, like, it's on one side.
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But honestly, I can't tell. A huge difference. Although
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sometimes I think it varies per toilet
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paper and how it rips.
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But depending, uh, on that, if
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it's on the backside, you have a better,
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uh, grip. And just to rip it,
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basically grip and rip it.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, that's where I'm at when it's on the
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front. I'm convinced it doesn't
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matter. Um, now, one of my coworkers,
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she said that she only puts it on backwards,
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which, uh, usually if you have somebody that's particular,
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they're like, I know it's got to go over the top, but she puts it on
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backwards so that way she knows there's not spiders
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hiding behind the
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paper.
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>> Speaker C: I feel like that would all be a problem in Australia
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or deep in the woods. I don't know.
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Civilization maybe, where your house isn't
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sealed.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, she's pretty savvy, but I was like,
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man, I've never heard that before.
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>> Speaker C: I can see that being possible. I mean, I've heard people getting them
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in their shoes and know there's a.
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>> Speaker B: Snake in my, uh, a. I'd take a
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snake over, or a spider over a snake anytime.
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>> Speaker C: Yeah.
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>> Speaker B: Did you know Kyle Fisher's, like, mega afraid of snakes?
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>> Speaker C: I did not. He's like a country
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boy.
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>> Speaker B: Hey, everybody's got something. Um, he
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is, like, super afraid of snakes. Uh, and
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now I have to text him, make sure I can say
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that.
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>> Speaker C: Uh, right.
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>> Speaker B: Uh, and then when you do your business
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so you've laid a fresh pie.
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When you get the toilet paper, are you crumpling or are you
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folding, man?
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>> Speaker C: It's funny because almost all these, it's really just
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variation. Like, I do not sit here and pay
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attention. Really? Um. Uh, sometimes, I
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mean, every once in a while, I want to say, if I had
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to guess, it's probably more common that I
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fold. Probably.
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>> Speaker A: Okay.
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>> Speaker C: But every once in a while,
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I'll just go with the crumple, or I'll kind of just pick it up
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and fold it with one hand.
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>> Speaker B: Okay, just go for it.
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>> Speaker C: Just send it.
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>> Speaker B: So you're just talking like it also.
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>> Speaker C: Depends on the toilet paper. Like, if I'm at the porta potty, because, you
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know, they always put that cheap crap in there. The hole punch
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paper.
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>> Speaker B: It's tissue paper.
18:11
>> Speaker C: Then I'm usually just crumbling the crap out of it because
18:14
folding it takes so much longer because of how thin it
18:17
is.
18:17
>> Speaker B: Yeah. So when I do the
18:20
toilet paper in the thing, I just kind of do the
18:23
swirly hand motion until. And then
18:26
I just get, like, a pan, uh,
18:29
toilet paper bundle. And that's what I'm going back with.
18:32
>> Speaker C: I've done that on occasion.
18:34
>> Speaker B: Okay, so you're just generally,
18:37
like, laissez faire about
18:40
how we do our toilet paper. That's dangerous sometimes.
18:42
>> Speaker C: Uh, I hate to say it, but sometimes, I'm sure you've
18:45
been there. You can't use toilet paper.
18:48
>> Speaker B: Yeah. Like, straight from the shower.
18:50
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
18:51
>> Speaker C: Yep. You've seen parks and rec, and
18:53
Dwyer says a thing. It's like wiping a marker.
18:57
Wipe, wipe, wipe. More poop still poop.
18:59
>> Speaker B: Yeah.
19:01
>> Speaker C: I think it was yesterday, the day before.
19:06
I don't even know what I ate or what it was, but just
19:09
caked. Just straight up caked.
19:13
Fortunately, swamp butt over here,
19:16
I'm pretty sure it was before I taken a shower, though.
19:18
So I was just like, well, I got to do it
19:21
anyways, so. Yeah.
19:24
>> Speaker B: Is your family in the home at that
19:26
time?
19:28
>> Speaker C: Um.
19:28
>> Speaker B: Because they know what's going on?
19:30
>> Speaker C: No. The only one that's usually
19:32
home, I feel like often when I'm here, is my
19:35
poor little sister.
19:37
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
19:37
>> Speaker C: And she'll sit in her room right across. The.
19:41
Right across the hall, like, probably 5ft away from this
19:43
door. And, I mean, I'm not trying to make anything obvious,
19:46
obviously, but I don't know the
19:49
thing. She probably hears the rustling going on in here,
19:52
just hitting stuff, just blowing it, uh, up. Well, because
19:55
getting in that dang shower, I mean, you always hit that stupid
19:57
glass. It's too narrow, bro.
20:00
>> Speaker B: And you all got this weird thick
20:02
bar.
20:03
>> Speaker C: Oh, yeah. That's like the. What do they call it? That's
20:06
like.
20:06
>> Speaker B: And I noticed you have a shower
20:09
rod coupled with.
20:11
>> Speaker C: Well, so we had a curtain. As I mentioned,
20:14
we moved. I don't know where the curtain went.
20:17
Hey, but I'm going to put that curtain up eventually.
20:19
>> Speaker B: Just part of it.
20:21
>> Speaker C: It's nice for privacy, although it's worked out so
20:24
far, where usually certain people are
20:27
home or whatever, so we just end up taking showers, and there's no one else
20:29
around, so it's not like we ever have to use it while we're in the
20:32
shower.
20:33
>> Speaker B: Okay.
20:33
>> Speaker C: But growing up, it was way more. Usually happened
20:36
a lot more.
20:37
>> Speaker B: So growing up, you're like, somebody's in shower,
20:39
and they're just coming in for the job
20:43
pretty much.
20:43
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
20:45
>> Speaker C: At least I did. I usually peek to make sure there's a
20:48
curtain or something up, and then. Yeah, sometimes
20:51
duty calls.
20:52
>> Speaker A: Yeah. As it does.
20:54
>> Speaker B: Uh, wow. Um,
20:57
so with the area
21:00
of showers, a few things happening in showers. The first is we
21:03
got soap situation. And I'm not going to lie, I've
21:06
been trying to spy, but it's kind of tough.
21:08
>> Speaker C: It's all in that corner, this freaking shower.
21:11
Whoever designed it is an idiot. Yeah, there's, like
21:14
nowhere to hold anything. And the only spot there
21:16
is is like this thin spot that's barely wide enough to hold
21:19
any type of bottle. And it's got like a lip, so it
21:22
leans over and it falls in there. Anyway, so
21:25
I hit up Walmart and got the corner thing.
21:28
Yeah, the corner caddy. It does its job.
21:31
>> Speaker B: It looks like this is fairly new install.
21:36
It looks like they put this in after the
21:39
fact because they
21:42
usually don't put this type of door on
21:45
this type of tub.
21:50
I think this was a remodel, but that's my
21:53
opinion. But you're in the shower. Are you a
21:56
bar soap or a liquid soap lad?
21:59
>> Speaker C: I'm usually a liquid soap guy. And I mean, m old
22:01
spice is just the best.
22:03
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
22:04
>> Speaker C: Hey, and they usually have the ones that are like
22:07
three in one. So you just buy one big old bottle. It's
22:10
that blue stuff. I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about.
22:12
>> Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
22:13
>> Speaker B: Um, and then, are you aware that you
22:16
said, you listen to this? Are you aware that your brother used
22:19
to carve messages into the bars of soap at your
22:22
grandparents house?
22:27
>> Speaker C: I'm not going to say it didn't happen, because I'm sure it did,
22:30
but, uh, that had to have been so
22:32
long ago, I wouldn't even remember.
22:35
But I feel like in the deep part of my
22:38
memory as a, uh, young, and I probably saw
22:41
a message every once in a while. I feel like that was one
22:44
of those things because I think I looked at it at this bar of soap and I
22:47
was like, what the heck?
22:50
>> Speaker B: It just says, run.
22:53
Shoot, I don't even have my clothes
22:56
on.
22:57
>> Speaker C: Okay. But, yeah, it probably happened, but a lot of the
23:00
stuff we did as kids, especially younger kids, I
23:03
don't even remember anymore.
23:04
>> Speaker A: Right.
23:04
>> Speaker B: You've tried to block it out.
23:06
>> Speaker C: No deep, dark
23:08
memories.
23:09
>> Speaker B: So, liquid soap, you said old spice. It's a
23:12
strong pick. Liquid soap is just kind of a. Generally, I
23:15
think, um, it kind of does it better.
23:17
>> Speaker C: I mean, bar soap sometimes takes effort.
23:21
You got to moisturize. Although if you do got to go with bar
23:24
soap. You got to go with the irish spring, man.
23:26
>> Speaker B: It just smells so good, those green bars.
23:29
>> Speaker A: Mhm.
23:29
>> Speaker C: It smells so good. Yeah, they got that.
23:32
And Dove is all right if
23:35
you have to use bar soap, I guess Dove's got decent soap.
23:38
>> Speaker B: Yeah. Um, and then,
23:41
ah, baths, where are you at? Do you take them? Do
23:44
you like them?
23:45
>> Speaker C: I think they're totally pointless.
23:49
Common sense would tell you. I mean, you're just
23:52
sitting in the stew of your own filth, right?
23:56
Yeah. Uh, even a bubble bath, if it starts out clean,
23:59
it ain't going to end that way.
24:00
>> Speaker B: That's how it goes. Right. So everyone
24:03
has pointed out to me is like,
24:06
oh, you just shower off, lady. Da,
24:08
uh, where are you at with that? Could you
24:11
do that? Or is it just like, no, this is not worth
24:14
it.
24:14
>> Speaker C: You could, but I mean, I think to each
24:17
their own. I mean, if you want to waste. That's the thing
24:20
is, even if it is, even if you've done it and you're
24:22
like, oh, yeah, this is nice. This is luxurious. It takes
24:25
probably, I don't know, 2030 minutes to fill a dang
24:28
tub. I mean, it's like, what? 100 gallons of
24:31
freaking water?
24:32
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
24:32
>> Speaker B: I don't know. Uh, and every bathtub is different.
24:36
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
24:36
>> Speaker C: And I got some smaller ones and some even bigger than that. It's
24:39
like miles to just go visit a hotel and
24:42
go to a hot tub or something.
24:43
>> Speaker B: Most of them aren't sized for adult men, I
24:46
think. Anyway, um, to be fair, uh,
24:50
uh, with the shower you mentioned,
24:53
but I want to ask, have you ever taken the dark
24:55
shower?
24:56
>> Speaker C: I have. After? Yeah, after the cast?
24:59
>> Speaker A: Yes.
25:01
>> Speaker C: I tried it out.
25:02
>> Speaker B: That's one.
25:02
>> Speaker C: Might do it again. I don't know. It kind of
25:05
felt nice. I would say it was somewhat
25:08
relaxing just keeping all the light
25:11
out. It felt kind of cool in here since I
25:14
got that blue neon clock.
25:15
>> Speaker B: I bet that was rad.
25:17
>> Speaker C: Yeah, it's like all the lights usually, uh, there's no
25:19
lights on in here. It's just that clock. So you'll like coming here the middle
25:22
night to pee or something. You just got that blue perfect glow.
25:25
>> Speaker B: It's like a night.
25:26
>> Speaker C: Um, yeah, exactly. It's
25:29
pretty neat. I like it.
25:30
>> Speaker B: And I think the title
25:33
dark shower is misleading because I am operating
25:36
off a nightlight. There is a little bit
25:38
of light.
25:39
>> Speaker C: But, um, I think I did it once. Full
25:42
darkness. And then the second time is after we had finished.
25:45
Yeah. So the first time I did it was at our previous house.
25:48
Second time I did it was here. And I just got that clock in here,
25:51
revamped it, and I was like, yeah, let's try it with just the blue.
25:54
And it's kind of nice.
25:57
Nostalgic in a way.
25:58
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
25:58
>> Speaker B: And then. Have you ever eaten or drank anything in the
26:01
shower?
26:01
>> Speaker C: Um, yes.
26:02
>> Speaker B: Okay.
26:03
>> Speaker C: Obviously, mountain Dew now, sponsored.
26:05
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
26:06
>> Speaker B: They're not a sponsor of the show, but they are a sponsor of you
26:09
as just.
26:10
>> Speaker C: They're a sponsor of my life. I live my life based
26:13
on Dew. Just do
26:16
it. Wait, that's not it.
26:19
But, uh, yeah, I've had
26:22
sodas. I think I've had juice. Uh, I
26:24
want to say, when I was younger, I tried milk at one point because I was like,
26:27
what the heck?
26:28
>> Speaker B: Milk in the shower.
26:29
>> Speaker C: Just a cup of milk. Wild man. It's going to get chocolate
26:32
milk, strawberry.
26:36
Well, the trick is, if you're set up right, you can kind
26:39
of just hold it out here away from all the water.
26:41
Yeah, but you're probably thinking about warmth, huh? It'll get
26:44
warm with the hot water.
26:45
>> Speaker B: Thinking of it like, it's got to be quick
26:48
warm. It's kind of like when you drink too much
26:50
milk on a hot day.
26:52
>> Speaker C: Yeah. It's like having
26:55
a cold milkshake on a summer day, and you're like, hey, that was pretty good. And
26:58
they're like, oh, and then that's dairy.
26:59
>> Speaker B: Yeah.
27:00
>> Speaker C: 45 minutes later, it's churning.
27:02
>> Speaker B: Oh, that was a bad turn into butter.
27:04
>> Speaker C: Should have just went with the five dollar lemonade.
27:06
>> Speaker B: Yeah, I could refill it.
27:09
Okay. And then. Did you say eat?
27:12
Did I miss that?
27:14
>> Speaker C: I think I've eaten chips before.
27:16
>> Speaker A: Chips.
27:17
>> Speaker B: Oh, no, they're going to get so soggy
27:20
again.
27:20
>> Speaker C: You just got to master the hand outside the water
27:23
situation. Yeah, but they're still going to get.
27:26
>> Speaker B: Wet from your hand.
27:28
>> Speaker C: I think my favorite I've done was jerky.
27:31
>> Speaker A: Uh uh.
27:31
>> Speaker C: Stick like a beef stick.
27:32
>> Speaker B: Okay, I can see that. I can see that.
27:34
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Okay.
27:35
>> Speaker C: Totally redneck, but it's cool. Jerky sticks,
27:38
a mountain dew.
27:39
>> Speaker B: You say slim
27:42
jam, snap yourself out.
27:44
>> Speaker C: Those are so gross, though. Those ones are too greasy
27:47
because they're just sitting in it, in the packaging, bro. You
27:50
got to get the ones that come in the big bags.
27:53
>> Speaker B: Oh, do they do slim jims in the bag? I don't think Slim
27:56
Jim does just like jerky.
27:57
>> Speaker C: Uh, but, like, Reese's does them, but they're kind of hard
28:00
to find. I don't know why I want to say.
28:03
Costco probably has a variant, too, I think.
28:05
>> Speaker B: I'm sure they got some, um, they're.
28:06
>> Speaker C: Pretty big on the jerky game.
28:08
>> Speaker B: They usually have that big, like, screw top.
28:10
>> Speaker C: Oh, that's it. Ah, they used
28:13
to have a place called Alberto's in Albany. Actually,
28:16
they're closed down now, but. Oh, yeah, we'd go there all the time. And
28:19
they had the best jerky and all the different varieties, and
28:21
it was like going to a cheese store, like on the
28:24
coast.
28:25
>> Speaker B: They had one in Albany.
28:27
>> Speaker C: Yeah, it was, uh, right off Pacific
28:30
there. Uh, I think it was right across
28:33
from where the police department is now.
28:35
>> Speaker B: Okay.
28:36
>> Speaker C: I think the building is still painted, like, red and green.
28:39
It's still kind of obvious.
28:41
>> Speaker B: I'm going to have to peek at that.
28:43
>> Speaker C: Yeah. Sadly, it's just an empty building now. But
28:46
I don't know why they went out of business. Probably because meat is so dang
28:48
expensive, right?
28:51
>> Speaker B: Yeah, getting good meat is tough these
28:54
days.
28:54
>> Speaker A: Um.
28:58
>> Speaker B: Uh, and then have you ever taken your shower
29:00
snack and just moved it in this bathroom right around
29:03
the corner and had your snack on the toilet? Have you ever
29:06
dared do the dance that
29:09
shouldn't be done?
29:10
>> Speaker C: Probably done that a time or two with a jerky stick.
29:13
>> Speaker B: Jerky stick.
29:14
>> Speaker C: I was probably pooping during.
29:16
>> Speaker B: Well, and that's it.
29:18
>> Speaker C: Sometimes you get in the shower. Sometimes, uh, you're
29:21
having a real bad day. You poop. You get in the shower, then you're
29:23
like, time for round two.
29:25
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
29:26
>> Speaker C: And then there's water all over the floor and you're like, well, crap.
29:30
The end of the poop, you've basically dried off
29:33
and you got to get back in the shower.
29:35
>> Speaker B: Yes, you've air dried.
29:36
>> Speaker C: And even worse, it becomes a cycle.
29:39
And you're like, I got the flu today. Don't, uh, I got the
29:42
stomach flu.
29:43
>> Speaker B: That's it. The butt flu.
29:46
>> Speaker C: You ever had mouth and butt at the same time?
29:49
Just releasing it just all over
29:52
the place.
29:53
>> Speaker B: We're going to let that one sit for just a moment.
29:56
>> Speaker C: It's brutal.
29:57
>> Speaker B: I have. But it has been a
30:00
long time.
30:00
>> Speaker C: Since I've had same. I was probably
30:05
middle school, I want to say.
30:07
>> Speaker B: Okay, that was about mine, too.
30:08
>> Speaker C: Thank God. Only half at once. It was brutal. Had
30:11
to get like a bucket, holding the bucket, sitting on the
30:14
toilet.
30:16
>> Speaker B: Because your brother just had that as an adult man.
30:19
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
30:19
>> Speaker C: And the craziest thing is I found that out on
30:22
the podcast.
30:26
I guess some people just want to keep things private until they
30:28
showcase into the world in a podcast.
30:30
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
30:31
>> Speaker B: Um, but, yeah.
30:34
>> Speaker C: I felt terrible for when I was listening to that.
30:37
>> Speaker B: No, uh, you just in the backyard.
30:39
>> Speaker C: I mean, it was kind of funny. But the fact that
30:42
he's like, I was in the backyard just laying there.
30:45
>> Speaker B: I bet it's better for you because you know the
30:47
spot. You know what I mean?
30:49
>> Speaker C: I do. I know the exact spot where that probably happened.
30:52
>> Speaker B: You're like, oh, I probably walked by it
30:55
later that.
30:56
>> Speaker C: No, there's a Christmas
30:59
tree farm back there, too,
31:01
because it borders a Christmas tree farm. So he
31:04
probably just laying there, just
31:07
foul. Feels like he's fading off into another.
31:09
>> Speaker B: Merry Christmas.
31:11
>> Speaker C: Oh, my gosh. Yes.
31:13
>> Speaker B: You mentioned, um, needing to get out of the
31:16
shower to do the poop mid
31:19
shower. Um, have the best of us. Yeah,
31:21
but have you ever, uh, not done
31:24
that and just kind of skeeted it right into the bottom of the
31:27
shower and stomped her down?
31:29
>> Speaker C: And this is where the podcast takes a turn.
31:31
>> Speaker A: Yes.
31:32
>> Speaker C: Welcome, folks.
31:33
>> Speaker B: This is, uh, the waffle stomp. Have you ever
31:35
performed the waffle stomp.
31:39
>> Speaker C: Morgan? Take that. Like this?
31:42
>> Speaker A: Yes.
31:43
>> Speaker B: Wait, how many
31:46
times?
31:47
>> Speaker C: Oh, man. It's, uh, probably been about a
31:50
handful of times.
31:51
>> Speaker A: Okay.
31:51
>> Speaker B: Like more than five,
31:54
maybe.
31:58
>> Speaker C: One of them. Sometimes
32:01
it just hits and you don't have time. Like, your body's
32:03
in motion if you're standing up. You know what it's like if you're
32:06
standing up. Sometimes certain muscles are there just
32:09
going, and you can't move and get out of the
32:12
shower because it's just too late. It's not going to pause
32:15
itself. And one time that happened,
32:18
I was at, uh, probably going to get banned from
32:21
all Oregon state parks for this.
32:24
>> Speaker A: Yes.
32:25
>> Speaker B: Here we go.
32:26
>> Speaker C: They had the showers down at, uh, the
32:29
park over right off Bandon. I don't know what it was called.
32:31
Bowlers beach or something. I was
32:34
just taking a shower and. Yeah, it happened.
32:37
I just stopped right in the grate. It was an actual waffle
32:40
grate.
32:40
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
32:41
>> Speaker C: And I was able to take it off, too, so I kind of just
32:44
did it, cleaned off the grate, put it back. You
32:47
could never tell it happened. There's that.
32:49
>> Speaker B: So you did it, right.
32:50
>> Speaker C: So I performed at Waffle stop in a state park.
32:52
>> Speaker B: Yes, man. So good.
32:57
If there's somebody else in the shower
33:00
just listening to the
33:03
footstomp and squash sound.
33:05
Oh, man. Um, have you ever
33:08
performed one in this
33:11
one? In this one or
33:13
in your own home?
33:17
>> Speaker C: Once or twice.
33:19
>> Speaker B: Okay. Yes.
33:21
>> Speaker C: I don't think it was in this one. I don't think it was in the last
33:24
house I was just in. I think I did it once or
33:27
twice when I lived back in sweet home at
33:30
that country house.
33:31
>> Speaker A: Um.
33:33
>> Speaker B: So good.
33:34
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
33:35
>> Speaker B: In the shared shower. Yeah,
33:38
perfect. That's it. Um,
33:41
yeah, I
33:44
think everybody should try it once. That's where I'm
33:47
at.
33:48
>> Speaker C: Yeah, you probably didn't hear. Did you hear about the turd on the
33:51
floor?
33:53
>> Speaker B: Tell me more. I'm about
33:55
to.
33:56
>> Speaker C: So my apologies to, uh, the
33:59
hotel up in Hillsborough. I'm just putting all these out there because I
34:02
don't care.
34:03
>> Speaker A: Oh, my. Go ahead.
34:04
>> Speaker C: Uh, so my apologies to the Lardwood Inn right there
34:07
off of, uh,
34:10
just right there in Hillsborough. You know who you are.
34:13
Um, so I was, uh, in nice
34:16
terms, unclothed in the bathroom, and I was
34:19
just laying down a towel because you know how hotel showers
34:22
are. Like, it just spills water all over the freaking ground.
34:25
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
34:25
>> Speaker C: And those curtains just don't do nothing. Why did they curve the
34:28
pole? That's what I'm wondering.
34:29
>> Speaker B: That's what she said, literally.
34:31
>> Speaker C: But seriously, the pole is curved, and
34:34
so the curtain just goes out in front of it. And, I mean, you could
34:37
tuck the curtain into the tub, but it just
34:40
doesn't quite do it because it doesn't touch the sides to keep the water
34:43
off the floor. Long story short, I'm putting down a towel and
34:46
I don't got clothes on, and I still had to poop.
34:49
And so I bend over, put the towel down, and it
34:51
just squeezed right on the floor of the
34:54
Larwood Inn in Hillsborough.
34:57
And the best part of this whole
35:00
thing is I finished my
35:02
shower, put my clothes back on,
35:05
uh, open the door, and I have a roommate in there.
35:08
He didn't know anything, of course.
35:09
>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
35:10
>> Speaker C: And so this could have been. I could have taken this to my
35:13
grave. But because of who I
35:15
am, I opened the door and I was like, hey, guess
35:18
what I just did.
35:21
And now the entire company that I work for
35:23
knows.
35:24
>> Speaker B: Oh, this recent, uh,
35:27
uh, would have.
35:28
>> Speaker C: Been like, I think it was like January
35:32
months ago.
35:33
>> Speaker B: Oh, my gosh.
35:34
>> Speaker C: That's one of the funny things about the company I work for. Word spreads
35:37
quick, and everybody knows me now as the guy
35:40
legend on the floor.
35:41
>> Speaker B: Oh, my gosh.
35:43
>> Speaker C: Just dropped a turf.
35:44
>> Speaker B: Have you met Titus? Yeah, he pooped on the floor in
35:46
Hillsborough. It was awesome. Oh, my gosh,
35:49
dude.
35:50
>> Speaker C: But there's technically no evidence of it except word of
35:52
mouth.
35:53
>> Speaker B: Yeah, sometimes that's the worst type of evidence,
35:56
honestly. Wow. Hey,
35:59
good for you.
36:00
>> Speaker A: Um.
36:03
>> Speaker B: Would you ever do the kobe
36:06
poop and catch it and try toss
36:09
it in the toilet from where you're at? Would you ever try that manual?
36:11
>> Speaker C: I got to say, when it comes to poop and doing gross things. I'm kind
36:14
of a freaking nature, but I don't know
36:17
if I. The thing is
36:22
what you got to do and not what I want to do.
36:26
>> Speaker B: It's necessity.
36:27
>> Speaker C: Yeah, it's a necessity, Karen. I have
36:30
to do it. All right. You got to understand, this isn't for pleasure.
36:33
But I'm not just cupping, uh, poop in my hand
36:36
and tossing it. I'm not a freaking monkey,
36:38
but, yeah, I personally don't see the
36:41
purpose of doing that if you're already in the shower.
36:44
>> Speaker B: Just go ahead, stomp it down.
36:45
>> Speaker C: Stomp it down. You'd be surprised at how many times my
36:48
hands have been covered in poop. And, uh, it's
36:51
never pleasant, never a good time. It's just.
36:54
I've ruined tons of underwear, just boxer briefs
36:57
in the trash. Sometimes you
37:00
can save them, sometimes you can't.
37:02
>> Speaker B: Is it just accidents, or is it, like, something you ate
37:05
that's causing this?
37:06
>> Speaker C: It could be both. Like,
37:09
there's this one time, just a few weeks ago. I don't know what it
37:12
was, uh, because I went to my grandma's house.
37:15
You'll never believe how much poop I've.
37:17
>> Speaker A: Had on my hand.
37:20
>> Speaker C: You should start making stickers with little quotes on
37:23
the episodes.
37:24
>> Speaker B: Some of these are too good. Like, oh,
37:27
my gosh.
37:29
>> Speaker C: Uh, I want to apologize right now to my grandma, who's probably
37:32
going to hear this for the first time. She's listening?
37:35
Yes. Although, you know what happened. You just don't know
37:38
how detailed it was.
37:39
>> Speaker B: Wait, this is the story? I think so. Strap
37:42
in. I'm ready now. I'm ready.
37:44
>> Speaker C: So we always have these, like, chicken enchiladas at her house
37:47
all the time. I mean, it's probably at least a monthly occurrence because
37:50
she has a list of foods that she makes, and I kid you
37:53
not, we've had this. It's the same recipe every
37:56
time. And just this one time, a few weeks ago, maybe a month
37:58
ago, I had it, and I sit
38:01
down. It was like an atom bomb, bro. Just
38:04
explosion. It was terrible. It just shot out,
38:07
like, just the beaches of Normandy. Just all over the
38:10
place. Most of it got in the
38:13
toilet. Not all of it. Most. Not
38:16
all. There were some sprinkles on
38:18
the walls. Oh, my gosh.
38:21
Yeah. Uh, like I said, some of it kind of hit the
38:24
seat. And you know how those are made of plastic, so it just
38:28
a little bit of backsplash.
38:29
>> Speaker B: You're shooting liquid.
38:31
>> Speaker C: Oh, yeah. I did forget to mention. Yeah, it was pretty much all
38:34
liquid. And, yeah, it's like, there
38:36
was bits on the toilet seat, a little
38:39
bit on the wall. I was able to clean it all off, just so
38:42
you know. Uh, but,
38:45
yeah, I'm sorry that happened. And I got out of there, and I was like,
38:48
grandma, did you change the recipe in your chicken slot? She's
38:51
like, no. You having
38:53
problems in there? I was like, yeah, I had
38:56
to text pops for a new pair of underwear.
39:00
>> Speaker A: Yes.
39:00
>> Speaker C: Probably the first. And I pray to God. Only time I ever to do
39:03
something like that, I'm just sitting there and I'm just
39:06
looking. There's just a mess. Um,
39:09
and I'm like, hey, you got an extra pair of briefs I can
39:11
borrow?
39:16
>> Speaker B: You got it both in,
39:19
around and on and on the
39:21
toilet and in the underwear?
39:23
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
39:26
Wow.
39:27
>> Speaker C: I recall. I think there's some on the floor, too. Uh,
39:31
uh. It's probably the worst experience I could recall.
39:34
>> Speaker B: You and your brother are just like.
39:37
You all have, like, the worst explosive.
39:39
>> Speaker C: And it's the strangest thing, too, because it just hits at random.
39:42
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
39:43
>> Speaker C: There's no rhyme, no reason or pattern to it.
39:46
Once in a while. There's just every once in a
39:48
while.
39:49
>> Speaker B: Could it be the mountain dew?
39:51
>> Speaker C: He's like, I feel like, yeah, how dare you, by
39:54
the way. Yeah, Ryan, I got a question. First of all,
39:57
how dare you?
40:00
Secondly, I think if it's the Mountain dew, like, it'd be happening
40:03
a lot more often, because
40:06
you know what? It's my guilty pleasure. Yeah, I probably have at least a can of
40:09
day. All right. But I usually
40:12
drink the diet, if it matters.
40:14
>> Speaker B: No, I mean, you do. You.
40:16
>> Speaker C: It's got a lot of sugar in it. I tell people I'm cutting back
40:19
on the sugar, but depends on what I'm
40:21
drinking.
40:22
>> Speaker B: Right? Wow, so
40:25
explosive diarrhea. Grandma's okay.
40:27
>> Speaker C: Grandma. I cleaned up the best I could. I'm sorry.
40:30
If you want, I will pay for detailing of the
40:33
bathroom.
40:36
Just redo the whole thing, Mr. Garrison.
40:39
All over the place.
40:40
>> Speaker B: Right.
40:42
>> Speaker A: Uh.
40:45
>> Speaker B: That'S a lot. Um, so
40:50
in the bathroom, do you have any pet
40:52
peeves? Like, things that
40:55
people do?
40:57
>> Speaker C: Well, my brother mentioned the hair. I got to agree.
41:00
When women take, their hair just
41:03
falls.
41:04
>> Speaker B: Off and they just splatter it against the thing.
41:06
>> Speaker C: Just.
41:09
All right. On the
41:12
side of the shower.
41:14
>> Speaker B: So good. Oh, man.
41:16
>> Speaker C: Uh, I think my biggest one, though, bigger than that has got to be
41:19
toothpaste.
41:20
>> Speaker A: Okay?
41:21
>> Speaker C: My little sister, she brushed her teeth and just leaves
41:24
toothpaste scum all over the bowl, the
41:27
freaking bowl of the sink. And I'm like,
41:30
hey, it's a sink. You could literally just use the
41:33
water that comes out and spray it off the bowl, because
41:35
you know how toothpaste goes. It hardens, and then you have to
41:38
chip it. Yeah, you got to chip it off. Pull out the
41:41
friggin screwdriver.
41:44
>> Speaker B: Um, yeah. You and Jason both,
41:47
I think, are on that.
41:49
>> Speaker A: Curious.
41:49
>> Speaker B: You both have little sisters. Um,
41:52
patterns forming. Uh, yeah, no, the
41:54
toothpaste thing. The trouble is, I'm guilty of that,
41:58
but mine is always, like, residue in the
42:01
bottom, like, when you spit and it rinses,
42:04
and you don't rinse that down, and it just, like.
42:07
>> Speaker C: Because it catches that little ring.
42:08
>> Speaker A: Right?
42:08
>> Speaker C: Yeah, right there on the drain.
42:10
>> Speaker B: Has a little blue, but it usually gets rinsed off, like,
42:13
as soon as you wash your hands the next time.
42:14
>> Speaker C: There you go.
42:15
>> Speaker B: Um, yeah. So, toothpaste and hair.
42:18
Any other, uh, bathroom
42:21
triggers?
42:21
>> Speaker C: He's triggered maybe, uh, when someone
42:24
leaves just a nasty line in the toilet. Oh, wait, I did
42:27
that. So, back when I lived
42:30
in sweet home.
42:31
>> Speaker B: Here we go.
42:32
>> Speaker C: I had my own personal toilet for the first time and
42:35
probably the last for a while.
42:37
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
42:38
>> Speaker C: And I'm bidding. I
42:41
pretty much never washed it because I was like, what's the point? It's a
42:44
toilet. Like, poop goes in it.
42:46
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
42:46
>> Speaker C: And, I mean, at the same time, I was like, it's like, I never
42:49
have guests use it because we have a second toilet that the guests
42:52
use. But, yeah, it was kind of
42:55
gross. It's just, like, an orange, yellow ring.
43:01
Just built up scum.
43:03
>> Speaker B: Wow.
43:04
>> Speaker C: And I think the only thing worse than
43:06
purposely leaving that ring is the fact that you eventually
43:09
have to clean that. You got to get down on your knees and use
43:12
a brush in your hand, your hands, just
43:15
fingernails deep in this toilet bowl,
43:17
scrubbing off all the refuse.
43:20
>> Speaker B: One of the data points that I have for
43:23
you is at one point, you
43:26
were on record saying, and, uh, this might have been the same time
43:29
of life, but you don't have to clean the bowl. You just have to clean,
43:31
like, you.
43:33
>> Speaker C: Just clean the bowl.
43:34
>> Speaker B: You don't clean the underdeal. Do you remember that? I
43:36
remember this.
43:38
>> Speaker C: I recalled it being the opposite. Like, I believe you got to
43:41
clean the top of the bowl there. That's what it was like. It builds up
43:44
right under the seat.
43:45
>> Speaker B: Yes.
43:46
>> Speaker C: That's honestly pet peeve to me, too, especially when
43:49
you lift it. And it's just like, there's lots of. Just
43:51
nastiness, Randy, underneath there. But it's kind of
43:54
satisfying because usually I don't know how, um, must be,
43:57
like, I don't know, the bacteria or whatever, but the
44:00
way it sits, you don't even have to scrub. You just
44:03
wipe it right off. And it's all soft. It's kind of
44:05
satisfying.
44:06
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
44:06
>> Speaker C: Ah, I know. Soft and mushy.
44:09
It's gross, but it's fun at the same time.
44:13
That's what she said.
44:17
>> Speaker B: I was waiting for it. I was like, well, we'll see if he
44:19
does it himself. Um,
44:22
yeah, well, uh, I don't have
44:26
any other pressing matters for
44:29
you. I do want to say thank you for
44:32
letting me crash your pad
44:34
here, trapping you in your
44:37
corner. Uh.
44:41
>> Speaker C: There we go.
44:42
>> Speaker A: That.
44:42
>> Speaker B: Ah way people can get a visual of the.
44:45
>> Speaker C: There you go.
44:46
>> Speaker B: Trapped tight.
44:47
>> Speaker C: Absolutely. And it's been an honor to be on the
44:50
crappiest podcast around. And I mean that
44:53
as a compliment. Very big compliment.
44:54
>> Speaker B: It is also, like, in many ways, um,
44:58
it's so just, like, throw together.
45:01
I was telling.
45:04
Oh, man, I can't remember which. I think it might have been my
45:07
buddy in Portland. I was like, yeah, we're
45:10
really makeshift dragon stuff out here.
45:13
This is not my day job, but, yeah,
45:16
uh, I'm going to do the closing where I
45:19
do dog poop in the background
45:22
of, like, don't look while I do it.
45:24
>> Speaker C: Right.
45:24
>> Speaker B: Um, but, yeah. Thank you for another episode of
45:27
Privy. Thank you for listening. Uh, as always, we want
45:30
to thank Kevin McLeod for the use of bar room
45:33
ballet as our intro and outro music. You can find
45:36
Kevin's music@incompetent.com his music
45:39
is licensed under Creative Commons license Attribution
45:42
4.0. Thanks, Kevin. This
45:45
has been another episode of Privy. Thank you so much for joining
45:48
us. And now at as always,
45:52
don't forget to flash. And with the power of editing,
45:55
it will sound mere
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seconds.
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>> Speaker A: I'm just going to aim it whenever you're
46:02
ready.
46:07
>> Speaker B: That's got some noss on.
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>> Speaker C: Yeah, it does.
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>> Speaker A: Close.