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#566 Theodore M.E. Taylor aka Bowtie Guy | We Don't Smoke the Same Podcast · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: Alright, I don't know what I live without you? What
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  Speaker 1: know what I live without you? What I kinda do?
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  Speaker 2: What I gotta do?
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  Speaker 4: Any good what is up?
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  Speaker 11: Welcome back to another episode here the Waken Bake on
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  Speaker 4: We're gonna do.
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  Speaker 11: We're gonna do a nice little run bro even shout
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  Speaker 11: it out on the Green Thumb Show's oh my guy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: Also, uh, next to him is the one and only
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  Speaker 11: mister Chicklets himself. What's going on?
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  Speaker 4: Will? Good morning everybody. Thank you guys for having me again.
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  Speaker 11: Coming through with the fire you know as always.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, have a good one today.
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  Speaker 11: Thank you Ray for running the boards as per usual,
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  Speaker 11: Morning Shot Films, Morning Real Podcast. And before I introduce
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  Speaker 11: the guests, I do listen. I know you guys have
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  Speaker 11: been wondering where x G has been at, and uh,
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  Speaker 11: we all understand the situation of the whole things that
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  Speaker 11: you know, whole things that are going on in downtown,
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  Speaker 11: and we are playing it safe. We are listening to
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  Speaker 11: the advice that the immigration lawyer was given had given
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  Speaker 11: to him. But he will most likely, you know, I
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  Speaker 11: will try to see if you know, he will make
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  Speaker 11: an appearance tomorrow or we can figure something out on
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  Speaker 11: how to get him over here without having him run
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  Speaker 11: the risk of, you know, getting in some serious trouble.
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  Speaker 11: This is all for his current situation. For everybody knows.
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  Speaker 11: It's not like, hey, you know, he's been exiled and
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  Speaker 11: ship like that. It's just there's nothing really we could
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  Speaker 11: do against the law, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: So nobody that get with the juice for the tunnels,
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  Speaker 4: secret passes in New.
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  Speaker 11: York joint Yeah yeah, tels go everywhere. Yeah, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 11: I go under the ocean dog yeah yeah. Now let's
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  Speaker 11: give a let's give a big, warm, warm welcome here
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  Speaker 11: to the very funny just release a special bow tie guy.
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  Speaker 11: It's out there on Amazon Prime. That's where I watched it,
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  Speaker 11: very hilarious. I met him at Philip as Barza's house
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  Speaker 11: studio warming party. Uh got good vibes, very funny all
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  Speaker 11: the way from Texass. Give it up for the one
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  Speaker 11: only Theodore M. E. Taylor.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody, what's happening, ladies and gentlemen, fish, how you deal
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  Speaker 4: with man?
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  Speaker 11: It's good to have you on here.
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  Speaker 4: Man. We need that bartender here though, you know what
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  Speaker 4: I mean, Like we do that'll set this motherfucker off. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: fucked up at nine thirty in the morning. I'm fine
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  Speaker 4: with it.
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  Speaker 13: I was waiting a while and not drive because they're
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  Speaker 13: out there. I saw one cop and that means they're
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  Speaker 13: out there.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 11: Sometimes you don't see any of them, nobody. That's a
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  Speaker 11: good ding, you see.
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  Speaker 4: You want to be like these motherfuckers out out here.
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  Speaker 12: What's surprised me when I moved to LA it was
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  Speaker 12: like I didn't see as many cops as Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I thought it would be real alure out in these
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  Speaker 4: streets and it's not. They're not.
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  Speaker 13: And I've been pulled over by cops knock on wood
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  Speaker 13: and they let me go because I am a cop whisper.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, let me go.
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  Speaker 13: And uh, you see the trick here is first you
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  Speaker 13: take the base completely out of your boys. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 13: you take it out. See you see all this timber
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  Speaker 13: in my voice. This is going to scare them.
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying a lawyer this one. So you just go, Hi,
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  Speaker 4: how you doing, sir? How you going?
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  Speaker 13: Don't basing your voice? Agree with them? Oh wow, get
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  Speaker 13: a little lift. Well, I don't know, officer, you know, yeah, joke,
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  Speaker 13: you know, joking the bow tie house. Oh yeah, I
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  Speaker 13: got to stop last hour on.
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  Speaker 4: The bow time. He was like, nah, get your good
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  Speaker 4: for another as on that. Oh one of the good ones. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not going to pull over one of the good ones.
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  Speaker 11: The law sikly, I hate your guts, I think when
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  Speaker 11: it comes to cops, man, sometimes man, it's just the
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  Speaker 11: luck of the draw. Bro, you got a cop in
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  Speaker 11: a shitty neighborhood, he's gonna be pissed. But you know
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  Speaker 11: what I mean, Like he's just gonna be very pissed.
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  Speaker 11: It's nine times out of ten, Bro, it may not
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  Speaker 11: even be you. So if you're like a shitty place, brother,
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  Speaker 11: the best thing you could do is just really play cool.
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  Speaker 11: Like I got pull I talked about it the other day.
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  Speaker 11: Remember when I tell you I got pulled.
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  Speaker 3: Over by the Jungles.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, And I'm gonna way to the gym and I'm
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  Speaker 11: just like, this is not the time to be you
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  Speaker 11: know what I mean, This is not the tide.
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  Speaker 13: And i'ma I'm gonna I'm gonna go get a lawyer
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  Speaker 13: and put that handle it that way, you wrong me,
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  Speaker 13: I'm gonna handle it on it out in the spreets.
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  Speaker 4: Ain't thread to where to handle if anything, do something
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  Speaker 4: so that I can get paid yeah, I really ain't
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  Speaker 4: a revolutionary.
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  Speaker 13: No fuck that, do something. I'm trying to get home.
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  Speaker 13: I'm not a revolutionary. I'm gonna talk abou shit like online.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. But I ain't. I ain't
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  Speaker 4: out there like in cops. Face fuck that. You know
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  Speaker 4: you ain't. You ain't regular.
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  Speaker 11: The chat room is being savage and I'm gonna read
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  Speaker 11: this comment right now.
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  Speaker 4: Keep going from this out.
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  Speaker 11: It took a black guy to be on the guess
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  Speaker 11: where we don't smoke the same for them to be
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  Speaker 11: on time, ashole, I'm all the time A lot of
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  Speaker 11: the times, Yes, you were the Yeah, he's actually been
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  Speaker 11: one of the earliest guests back.
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  Speaker 13: I have to like it makes me being late pisses
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  Speaker 13: me the funk off, Like I mean, I'm sorry, it's yeah,
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  Speaker 13: oh ship, God damnit, I know you have mother.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta tell me yea.
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  Speaker 11: Every morning we get the same text in the group,
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  Speaker 11: and it's usually he's on first being like I'm on
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  Speaker 11: my way, and then usually I'm like, okay, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 11: be there soon. And then today we got a message
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  Speaker 11: saying guest this here, and I was like, oh god, damn,
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  Speaker 11: no way, leave it.
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  Speaker 6: But he was.
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  Speaker 4: He was still here before me.
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  Speaker 11: He was on the block, all right, It just did.
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  Speaker 11: He didn't know there's so many black gates, bro, there's
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  Speaker 11: like this one. The woman the cops are had this
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  Speaker 11: other one. So I've had people drive into the other one.
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  Speaker 13: Like I went down there in a little in a
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  Speaker 13: little white plays well but we're car okay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And I was like, man, this can't be it.
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  Speaker 4: But you know the Water and Power podcast, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: good old w P. Let's do this.
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  Speaker 14: It's trippy how you can look at something from the
• 20:12
  Speaker 14: outside and you walk in you're just like yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, yeah, I didn't think all
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  Speaker 13: this was in it. I thought y'all were trying to
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  Speaker 13: trap me. I ain't gonnaud like Cyprus.
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  Speaker 4: Hill, get out of here. Yeah know what's what?
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  Speaker 11: Once he got to the green room, because I'm not
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  Speaker 11: gonna lie. We're here in the morning, bro, Like we're
• 20:35
  Speaker 11: the morning show. So for people that when you do
• 20:38
  Speaker 11: come here, like we're barely said now, we're the first
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  Speaker 11: ones to open up. So you gotta turn on all
• 20:42
  Speaker 11: the lights, you gotta turn on the machines, everything has
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  Speaker 11: to be in place. It does look very sketch, especially
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  Speaker 11: for the person like me that opening.
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  Speaker 4: Up the motherfuckers closed last night.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, bro, when I open up here, I feel like
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  Speaker 11: I'm walking into like the saw, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 11: Like you just wake up.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm gonna get like that, you know,
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  Speaker 4: the little they put to knock you out. It's just
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  Speaker 4: cold warehouse vibes. Ever go hello, make sure in here.
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  Speaker 11: I come in singing every time I come and singing
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  Speaker 11: every time a different song.
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  Speaker 13: They go, Okay, I don't want to fight somebody. Don't
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  Speaker 13: you never spring up on the motherfucker?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, bro, you ever.
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  Speaker 11: Catch you ever catch any of the staff sleeping when
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  Speaker 11: you show up in the morning, passed out on the
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  Speaker 11: couch or something. I think that that staff sleep because
• 21:30
  Speaker 11: we don't have any Like the people here are not
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  Speaker 11: like you know, they're not. They don't have the immigrant
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  Speaker 11: where Jeane where they want to work all the time.
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  Speaker 11: These fools know at five o'clock they clock out. The
• 21:41
  Speaker 11: only people they want to stay in a fun place
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  Speaker 11: like this to work overnight are people that are on drugs.
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  Speaker 4: Like Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: Like for example, when I was doing when we were
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  Speaker 11: doing Yale for two years, we would not leave here
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  Speaker 11: till three am, because it was a party that was
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  Speaker 11: I'm speaking for the podcast here, right, No, I'm not
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  Speaker 11: speaking for Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean so you try to tell me cocaine
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  Speaker 4: kept the party going. That was crazy. The rumors are true,
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  Speaker 4: that's crazy, y'all.
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  Speaker 11: But but it would be one of those things where
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  Speaker 11: it's like, why am I even gonna drive home? I
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  Speaker 11: gotta be work here next time, I'm just go to
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  Speaker 11: sleep here.
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  Speaker 13: When I used to work at the he said, the probably,
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  Speaker 13: Uh it used to. We used to have nights like that,
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  Speaker 13: like fucking like a fucking like whoever the headliner there,
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  Speaker 13: like being Ralphie may or something like that, and he
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  Speaker 13: be fucking staying there the whole fucking night, and he'll
• 22:30
  Speaker 13: go there and like we would party with them inside.
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  Speaker 4: The fuck. They don't do it anymore because uh getting yeah, yeah,
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: people could die too.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah yeah, amen, Sometimes niggas die, yeah, bro, straight up, man,
• 22:47
  Speaker 13: it's the streets, baby.
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  Speaker 11: That's the thing with the cocaine. The cocaine keeps the
• 22:51
  Speaker 11: party going. But nowadays it could end the party real quick,
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  Speaker 11: real bro.
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  Speaker 13: When I first got out here, I came out here
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  Speaker 13: in twenty twenty, Maine, and uh, motherfucker three comics right
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  Speaker 13: off on one that f.
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  Speaker 4: Fit hanging out with that white girl. Yeah, with the
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  Speaker 4: white girl with man, I was like, I ain't doing
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  Speaker 4: that ship out here. It was probably really with the
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: white girl too. I was like, because I was here
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  Speaker 4: too when that happened. Bro, it was that whole you
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  Speaker 4: hear about.
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  Speaker 11: The whole situation kind of tripped me out because I
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  Speaker 11: had done drugs with that person who was in that
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  Speaker 11: room so many times and like so many times. But
• 23:24
  Speaker 11: thankfully it was always my ship. Yeah, I was always
• 23:28
  Speaker 11: sketched out whenever somebody, whenever somebody everybody, whenever somebody else
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  Speaker 11: offers you some ship. Bro, that's a big ass risk.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: Bro. You might as you might. You like you could
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  Speaker 4: sign a.
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  Speaker 13: Tester with you as a year old man. I'll tell
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  Speaker 13: you this now, who did a lot of drugs? Get
• 23:45
  Speaker 13: yourself a tester. Just get a tester, man, you know
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  Speaker 13: what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, or just keep nur can in your pocket always.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: I mean there's that too, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 13: You can you know what I'm saying, But uh why,
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  Speaker 13: I mean, just just the like they're like sixty something
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  Speaker 13: dollars if you're gonna party.
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  Speaker 4: Add that to your funds, you know what I'm saying, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: to the budget.
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  Speaker 11: You know what's crazy, Bro, I had a homie who
• 24:08
  Speaker 11: who uh Bro, this fool odeed like but he came
• 24:12
  Speaker 11: back right like you know, like so he was already
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  Speaker 11: pretty much gone. He's a fat fool dog like big
• 24:16
  Speaker 11: ass food nark can will not revive your fat ass
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  Speaker 11: up if you if you took too much, bro, Like,
• 24:23
  Speaker 11: if you're really big, you need more than one nar
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  Speaker 11: cam Bro because they had to use three on this
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  Speaker 11: motherfucker to cut to bring this.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: Mood coin a forty three old.
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  Speaker 11: In fact, it's crazy that they charged in Canada the defense.
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  Speaker 11: No problem got so bad that you can get test
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  Speaker 11: kits for free at the pharmac season so.
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  Speaker 4: You can get him here too.
• 24:41
  Speaker 11: You just still want to roll?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, true, okay, I mean just like.
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  Speaker 13: The thing is is like just it's just too much
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  Speaker 13: shitting things anymore now, you know what I'm saying, Like
• 24:50
  Speaker 13: I can't trust no more.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, he wants crazy even weed.
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  Speaker 4: They don't regular weed.
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  Speaker 14: What's crazy about drugs? People don't want the ship that
• 24:57
  Speaker 14: doesn't hit. Motherfucker died on it. They're like, shoot, yeah,
• 25:00
  Speaker 14: I take that I who couldn't handle it.
• 25:03
  Speaker 11: It's weird bron like that uh Bluehi death. You know
• 25:08
  Speaker 11: how he really died with his drug dealer. She like
• 25:11
  Speaker 11: she she like she gave him that power shot because honestly,
• 25:15
  Speaker 11: like a speedball is fun, bro like a poor man
• 25:17
  Speaker 11: speedball fun. I ain't never done it, like for real,
• 25:19
  Speaker 11: like you know what I mean, Like a speedball is
• 25:22
  Speaker 11: a speaker who doesn't do speedball is a recipe to
• 25:25
  Speaker 11: make your heart explode because you put an upper and
• 25:27
  Speaker 11: you put a downer at the same time, and you
• 25:29
  Speaker 11: try to meet the median. But it always you'll get
• 25:32
  Speaker 11: there sometimes, but you're gonna lean towards one way or
• 25:34
  Speaker 11: the other. You either gonna go to sleep or you're
• 25:36
  Speaker 11: gonna start be palpitating like crazy.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: But you want to do a mini speedball, drink a
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: monster take two debs.
• 25:42
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that's how you see, And that's that's the for me.
• 25:46
  Speaker 13: And that's my speedball. I just jump up real fast,
• 25:51
  Speaker 13: little light headed. You know what I'm saying out here.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: My shoelaces saying that he shoes license, you know what
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: I'm saying. Sure, I'll put my shoes in so they
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: don't have the time one time, lace him up once
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: never again. No, ain't no reason to go back down there.
• 26:14
  Speaker 11: Well, Theodore man, I got a chance to watch your
• 26:16
  Speaker 11: special last night, and let me give him around the
• 26:19
  Speaker 11: applause read hey push the button man me for I
• 26:21
  Speaker 11: got it for your first one bro funny ship out there.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: I started when I was eighteen, so like I started
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: in like two thousands.
• 26:30
  Speaker 11: I was gonna ask you that, man, like starting at eighteen,
• 26:33
  Speaker 11: because you mentioned he said Ralphie may get that.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: That's like they couldn't even that's like, yeah, that's a og.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: But yeah, like I opened for John Winterspoon. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, so.
• 26:49
  Speaker 13: Uh yeah, he didn't like a certain kind of comedian
• 26:56
  Speaker 13: to go in front of him, a black one sometimes,
• 27:01
  Speaker 13: you know, actually in both time, yeah exactly. So I
• 27:04
  Speaker 13: had to be like, hey, listen, uh, I wear both
• 27:06
  Speaker 13: times too.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: I just I just come up with this ship. You've
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: been wearing the boat ty since day one.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Nah.
• 27:14
  Speaker 13: I started when I don't know when I started, because
• 27:19
  Speaker 13: some nerd ship on some black nerd ship blurred.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: I like doctor Yeah, some blurred ship, I like doctor who.
• 27:28
  Speaker 13: And there's a guy named Sam Smith and he he
• 27:31
  Speaker 13: was like one of my he said both ties are cool,
• 27:33
  Speaker 13: and I was like, hey, they are kind of cool.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: So I learned how to type both time and it's honestly.
• 27:39
  Speaker 13: A tool where I can go on stage and tell
• 27:42
  Speaker 13: dick jokes and old white ladies accept it.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: Yep. Yeah, it's it's easy to trick people's mind. It
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: looks like the safe kind of danger to some people. Yeah.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: I mean I'll say some real ship and people are like, okay, cool.
• 28:00
  Speaker 11: That I never thought about it. It's kind of like
• 28:03
  Speaker 11: the same perspective, Like, you know, think about it. If
• 28:06
  Speaker 11: a car salesman was just wearing some jeans and a
• 28:08
  Speaker 11: T shirt, you would feel like, but technically they're good.
• 28:11
  Speaker 11: Look bro, you're getting a car, yes, but you're getting
• 28:13
  Speaker 11: pounded at the end of the day.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm here, you know what I'm saying, Like you,
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: I am the caveat to get into what you want.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. I ain't about to talk
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: myself out of that's great, you know what I'm saying.
• 28:29
  Speaker 13: So, like, I mean, it's one of those it's I
• 28:33
  Speaker 13: used to kind of dress any kind of fucking way
• 28:36
  Speaker 13: going on stage. I'm really I mean, I'm very funny,
• 28:38
  Speaker 13: but sometimes this is preventable, man like, and all the
• 28:41
  Speaker 13: old heads with the scream at you and say, hey man,
• 28:43
  Speaker 13: it's shell. So it's a way I don't have to
• 28:45
  Speaker 13: wear a fucking suit, you know what I'm saying. And
• 28:48
  Speaker 13: I get to wear like, you know, bow ties and
• 28:49
  Speaker 13: cardigans cause I am.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: What the casualist. So I'm.
• 28:56
  Speaker 13: It's like at one period of time, like in the nineties, Uh,
• 29:01
  Speaker 13: it was a castle like, yeah he was weird that
• 29:05
  Speaker 13: what and I just I just carried it over.
• 29:08
  Speaker 11: It's just this dapper bro. Anytime he could do like
• 29:11
  Speaker 11: a bow tie or something like that, that's just like
• 29:13
  Speaker 11: some dapper ship.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: It's like, uh, as much as I I could look
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: like a fucking cartoon.
• 29:17
  Speaker 11: That's so I come from the generation maybe like a few.
• 29:22
  Speaker 11: I've been doing it fifteen years. I'm thirty four years old.
• 29:26
  Speaker 12: When I started, I would I would wear sweatpants on stage,
• 29:30
  Speaker 12: shorts on stage, and that older heads will give me
• 29:32
  Speaker 12: so much.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: What do you wear shorts for? Yeah? Why do you
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: wear shorts? Can't wear shorts?
• 29:37
  Speaker 11: But the very light skinned black guy that from Canada,
• 29:40
  Speaker 11: he probably told you, yeah, I had I had a
• 29:44
  Speaker 11: feeling he talked, so fucking uh, Ali, right, he.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: Got me on the show with motherfucking d L. Hugley, Right,
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: so it was a fucking u.
• 29:56
  Speaker 13: So Lee's for something reason the Houston probably trying to
• 30:01
  Speaker 13: do They're trying to be in the game, you know
• 30:03
  Speaker 13: what I'm saying. So these motherfuckers like had a Super
• 30:05
  Speaker 13: Bowl fucking watching party or whatever, so they had me,
• 30:08
  Speaker 13: had him there and like one day because they for
• 30:14
  Speaker 13: some reason and another reason, these motherfuckers had us dressed
• 30:16
  Speaker 13: up in suits as door guys.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: I don't know why. They just did the factory too.
• 30:24
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, they don't do it anymore, these fucking assholes.
• 30:26
  Speaker 13: Fucking stop the fucking practice bitches. I wrew him like
• 30:29
  Speaker 13: two suits and another I ripped the fucking back of
• 30:33
  Speaker 13: my ship because like I mean, yeah, well, you know
• 30:37
  Speaker 13: you had to say it like.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: That, But.
• 30:40
  Speaker 13: He's right though, I used to and I would ship
• 30:43
  Speaker 13: up like sharp ship out out the fucking all the
• 30:47
  Speaker 13: corners and stuff like that, so you have to like
• 30:48
  Speaker 13: squeeze and you know, this ship hold like fucking like
• 30:51
  Speaker 13: five hundred people, but you can pack here at least
• 30:53
  Speaker 13: five five, you know what I'm saying.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: So you pack it packed it.
• 30:58
  Speaker 13: Back in the day before COVID orest so and uh
• 31:02
  Speaker 13: but uh we were saying, uh, we were sitting there
• 31:05
  Speaker 13: and like we would wear a suit.
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: So I wanted he had me do some time up
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: there with d L. It was like cool of that.
• 31:13
  Speaker 13: The next day I came in, I was like, well,
• 31:15
  Speaker 13: I'm going up anyway. I'm wearing some jeans and uh
• 31:18
  Speaker 13: and some fucking and button up.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: It was like, oh yeah, man, wait, uh he doesn't
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: want to go up today, you know what I'm saying.
• 31:29
  Speaker 13: Gene shorts there, regular regular jeans and you know what
• 31:32
  Speaker 13: I'm saying. Came in casual, had like a button up,
• 31:35
  Speaker 13: you know what I'm saying. It was like, you know,
• 31:36
  Speaker 13: a tail out, you know. And he was like why
• 31:39
  Speaker 13: did you Why did you dress up and tie again?
• 31:41
  Speaker 13: I was like, because I was trying to be relaxed.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
• 31:45
  Speaker 13: What I'm saying, So it's it's yeah, it's one of
• 31:47
  Speaker 13: those things where I mean and it's just it's just
• 31:49
  Speaker 13: like one of those things where I do like tied
• 31:51
  Speaker 13: up both tiyes. I do like putting closing ship together.
• 31:55
  Speaker 11: I was gonna say, who set the president the president
• 31:57
  Speaker 11: for that? Was it like Steve Harvey or because I've
• 32:00
  Speaker 11: noticed it. Well, no, because at some point, like every
• 32:02
  Speaker 11: other like like group branched out from it, like you
• 32:05
  Speaker 11: know what I mean, Like that, you don't see so
• 32:06
  Speaker 11: many Latinos besides me, Like not even George Lopez. He
• 32:09
  Speaker 11: looks like Albert Einstein, now you know what I'm saying,
• 32:10
  Speaker 11: Like like not even him, Bro, he used to wear
• 32:12
  Speaker 11: suits all the time. But even he got out that
• 32:14
  Speaker 11: habit White comics. They don't do it no more, but
• 32:17
  Speaker 11: they used to do it all the time. Everybody used
• 32:19
  Speaker 11: to do it.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: That was the game though.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: That was it.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: You win. It's a show, bro, you're the theater. Yeah
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: you do what theater? You're doing a club? You know
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: what I'm saying?
• 32:26
  Speaker 13: Like that people, it was it's a night club gig.
• 32:30
  Speaker 13: I mean, comedy is a night club gig. Anyway, it
• 32:32
  Speaker 13: started out so like I mean, still old head still
• 32:35
  Speaker 13: had like nobody give as go up and fucking drawns
• 32:40
  Speaker 13: and shy, especially if you're funny. You can really do
• 32:43
  Speaker 13: whatever you want, you really can, you really have.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: I mean I decided it's a gimmick that works.
• 32:49
  Speaker 13: But like by by Pillar, I don't rest all about gimbick,
• 32:53
  Speaker 13: you know, I like the specials called Theodore.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: Everything was bow Tae guy. I think I missed both.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: What it's just something for them to stick. Yeah, it's
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: just the ship man that So you start, you started
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: at Houston? Is there? Like did you? Is it true?
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: I mean there is such a thing as like the
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: black comedy scene, right, okay, So it's a blurket So
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: is that is that where? Because do you have to
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: make a choice, like I'm gonna start here and try
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: to go around the groups where Steve Harvey is at or.
• 33:28
  Speaker 13: You know, like I started like okay, so like I
• 33:30
  Speaker 13: started in two thousand and by that time, depth jam
• 33:34
  Speaker 13: wasn't like a thing anymore. It was really about the
• 33:37
  Speaker 13: blue collar comedy shit was out, you know what I'm saying.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: So black comedy. There's this fucking name that people like
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: to fucking hit you are your urban? Your urban? You're
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: urban and I'm not. I mean I wasn't urban.
• 33:46
  Speaker 13: I mean you know, I told I actually wrote jokes,
• 33:48
  Speaker 13: but it was always like something they try to stick
• 33:51
  Speaker 13: on you.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: What urban black comed.
• 33:53
  Speaker 11: It's a safe word to call people.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: From the hood. Yeah, yeah, that was that was It's
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: like he does little urban stuff. It's like, no, I
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: don't you know what I'm saying, I'm fucking like kid
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: from the Burbs. You know what I'm saying. I'm just
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: out here trying to do you know, just judging straight up,
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: so like you know, so yeah, and then you have
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: then have to fight through that.
• 34:12
  Speaker 13: But I would say at that one point in time,
• 34:16
  Speaker 13: I didn't know how to make my own people laugh.
• 34:17
  Speaker 13: So I had to remedy at myself because yeah, there
• 34:20
  Speaker 13: are two different certains, there are two different people.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
• 34:24
  Speaker 13: It's like, I mean, I mean, I I open for
• 34:28
  Speaker 13: Hispanic comedians. I hope you know what I'm saying. You
• 34:30
  Speaker 13: have to be able to just be funny, man, you
• 34:33
  Speaker 13: know what I'm saying, Like, no matter.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: Who, you're supposed to be able to go anywhere.
• 34:37
  Speaker 11: Right, this is the furthest comedy's gone where it's like,
• 34:41
  Speaker 11: just be funny. Isn't the thing anymore?
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: No, you gotta do other ship. Oh you do one thing,
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: hey man, you should do other stuff. You know what
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: I'm saying. You know that one thing you do really good?
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: Stop doing that. Do some other ship. Do some other
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: ship so you canize the ship you want to do that.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: Are there one hit wonders in the comedy world. Like music,
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: you know how one guy makes it that way.
• 35:09
  Speaker 11: I think it's like one hit special.
• 35:12
  Speaker 13: Anyway, you making this business, My hat's off to you.
• 35:15
  Speaker 13: I've seen a lot of cats. Keep going.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: I see some cats and then other Dude, if you
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: can make money doing this, you fucking won. That's like, uh,
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying, Like, if you pay your
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: bills doing this ship, you won.
• 35:28
  Speaker 13: However it happens, you know what I'm saying, It don't matter,
• 35:30
  Speaker 13: It don't matter, Like just figure it out. So like,
• 35:34
  Speaker 13: and I don't even hate all those people who do
• 35:36
  Speaker 13: other ship people who fucking uh like internet comedians quote
• 35:40
  Speaker 13: unquote or whatever. Dude, you try to fucking find a
• 35:43
  Speaker 13: business liner stand up comedy.
• 35:48
  Speaker 11: It's one of the most disrespectful career choices you can
• 35:50
  Speaker 11: make in any type of industry.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 35:54
  Speaker 12: Comedy is so disrespectful it pays nothing. Could be so
• 35:58
  Speaker 12: good for years and make two hundred bucks four hundred
• 36:01
  Speaker 12: bucks a month. Yeah, but that's the that's the anomaly, dog.
• 36:06
  Speaker 12: I mean well yeah, yeah, I mean that's yeah, that's
• 36:09
  Speaker 12: a once in a life.
• 36:10
  Speaker 13: That dude that made a lot of good decisions and
• 36:13
  Speaker 13: he made a lot of like smart.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: Like giving Hart comedy. Yes, I'm a huge comedy I thought.
• 36:19
  Speaker 11: In the beginning, bro, it was like some uh, it's
• 36:22
  Speaker 11: like that band that you like in the beginning, and
• 36:24
  Speaker 11: then they fucking after they make those three albums when
• 36:26
  Speaker 11: they're struggling, and then that ship is no longer relatable
• 36:28
  Speaker 11: to me, you know what I mean?
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: Like I was just like listen, bro, Yeah, I can't
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: relate to the last ship.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Like.
• 36:34
  Speaker 11: It's kind of like a I can't say. I can't
• 36:36
  Speaker 11: say like like I'm a fan of Cat Williams, but
• 36:39
  Speaker 11: Cat Williams it has always been the same, bro, And
• 36:42
  Speaker 11: I like that he's been true to his fucking character.
• 36:44
  Speaker 13: It's like, I don't I really, I can't judge people
• 36:47
  Speaker 13: with this business. I always tell people that it's not
• 36:49
  Speaker 13: about a couple of tea. It's nothing something because that
• 36:52
  Speaker 13: man's making somebody like it's real subjection. People are showing
• 36:58
  Speaker 13: up that arena.
• 36:59
  Speaker 11: There was eating Brandon shop shows, you know what I mean.
• 37:01
  Speaker 11: As much as people wanted to hate that, that.
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: Dude you're saying, motherfucker showed up.
• 37:06
  Speaker 11: Motherfuckers was mad because he was getting bitches.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 37:08
  Speaker 11: That's let's be real bro. It was other comics that
• 37:10
  Speaker 11: was mad.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: Because it was while being married. Yeah okay, oh.
• 37:19
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I forgot he did bodily dirty too.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: Man like that. There's you know, like the dry Bar special.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: You gotta be super clean, like Utah clean.
• 37:28
  Speaker 11: And it's like kind of if some people love that ship,
• 37:32
  Speaker 11: there's wholesome people, you know, Yeah, I love yeah, man,
• 37:37
  Speaker 11: please try to get me.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Out there, you know.
• 37:38
  Speaker 11: You know, like have you ever considered making like how
• 37:42
  Speaker 11: to do a bow tie? You know, there's a lot
• 37:45
  Speaker 11: of motherfuckers out there, like for like myself who had
• 37:48
  Speaker 11: the point of that when my dad left and now
• 37:49
  Speaker 11: they had to figure ship out, you know what I.
• 37:51
  Speaker 13: Mean, Oh, this is how I did it. I had
• 37:53
  Speaker 13: my wife figured it out and then she told me, listen,
• 38:03
  Speaker 13: all right, get this.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna get this. You're smarter than me. You
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: know what I'm saying. You're smart some things I'm smart. Ye.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, both teaching the out of both.
• 38:19
  Speaker 11: Ship can't be both tie guy with that bolt time wife?
• 38:21
  Speaker 11: Yeah yeah yeah, igine, Like the video is like how
• 38:25
  Speaker 11: to tie a bow tie? The videos just like get married.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: First of all. But I know, but like like it's
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: it's it's uh.
• 38:38
  Speaker 13: It's honestly like one of those things where it's becomes
• 38:41
  Speaker 13: secondary to me something And sometimes I have struggles with it,
• 38:44
  Speaker 13: you know what I'm saying, because like it gets weird
• 38:46
  Speaker 13: because you gotta unfolded, like hold it up.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: By the clip ones. Yeah, man, but it's not as
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: fun and you don't feel it's arrogant. That's U. I
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: can t tie, but that's just funny. You gotta do
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: it at ties. I'm shitty at times. Your wife does that,
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: I do it now him. I specifically was like, yo,
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: so I think it would be good.
• 39:12
  Speaker 13: She was like figure it out, all right, and then
• 39:16
  Speaker 13: it's like like she like fucking had like a little
• 39:18
  Speaker 13: like like a little yeah fucking did the thing in
• 39:22
  Speaker 13: front and she kept doing it, and then I was like, okay,
• 39:24
  Speaker 13: there you do.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: You pull it over, you pull the because like you
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: look at the.
• 39:29
  Speaker 13: The youtubeatorial and ship right, but like you know, there's
• 39:35
  Speaker 13: nobody to be like, Okay, there's a hole in the
• 39:37
  Speaker 13: back here where you have to put the loop through
• 39:39
  Speaker 13: and it's.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: Like just over your thing, and they do it like
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: real weird.
• 39:43
  Speaker 11: So yeah's one piece of thing.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: That's just what.
• 39:48
  Speaker 11: I've seen videos of you know, of them doing it, Bro,
• 39:51
  Speaker 11: just different styles some one of them. There's one dude
• 39:53
  Speaker 11: that just does it like a fishing reel.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: Bro. He goes around and he just yeah, like it's.
• 39:57
  Speaker 11: It's like the same thing with a tie. I could
• 39:58
  Speaker 11: only do it two different ways, and there's like ten ways.
• 40:01
  Speaker 11: There's different kinds of It's like a diamond knot.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: There's all these different ones, and it's just like, man,
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: that shit is hard.
• 40:06
  Speaker 11: I know because I used to sell cars, Bro, I
• 40:08
  Speaker 11: used to have to wear a suit every day, whether
• 40:10
  Speaker 11: you were the manager or not, you had to wear it.
• 40:13
  Speaker 11: You have to look at Knoka Park. I used to
• 40:15
  Speaker 11: sell cars here for four years. You have casual fridays,
• 40:18
  Speaker 11: like maybe on the weekends. But I'm just like, why
• 40:20
  Speaker 11: the fuck do i want to wear my weekends clothes
• 40:22
  Speaker 11: if I'm still at work?
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 40:23
  Speaker 11: Yeah, Like, I'm just like, I'm still here. I still
• 40:25
  Speaker 11: gotta merging the two, yeah, Bro, Like, you ain't gonna
• 40:29
  Speaker 11: merge my fund ship with my not fund ship.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: So what's a relaxed outfit for you? Ah?
• 40:36
  Speaker 13: You know, if the streets are dressed up at home,
• 40:39
  Speaker 13: I'm a slob, Like I still got Like the thing is,
• 40:42
  Speaker 13: the whole.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: Thing is it's showed business.
• 40:44
  Speaker 13: It's a show. You know what I'm saying. People come
• 40:46
  Speaker 13: out to go watch you. They don't want to fucking like.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. It gives motherfuckers that I
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: could do that bullshit, you know what I'm saying.
• 40:55
  Speaker 13: Like, you know what I'm saying, You don't have to
• 40:56
  Speaker 13: take it to au both just look clean, you know
• 40:59
  Speaker 13: what I'm saying. You know, like I mean, just figure
• 41:02
  Speaker 13: it out, you know, but like I just uh, I
• 41:05
  Speaker 13: mean I did. I will say at the beginning of
• 41:09
  Speaker 13: my career, I was slovenly. I will say, yeah, everybody
• 41:13
  Speaker 13: is right.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah baby? How long?
• 41:19
  Speaker 11: How long to your career in Texas?
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 41:23
  Speaker 11: Did you decide to move to l A Because I
• 41:25
  Speaker 11: saw your plates and I was like, yo, he's from Texas.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah five years bro, I just moved here five years ago. Bro,
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: I moving back?
• 41:34
  Speaker 11: Are you really okay?
• 41:36
  Speaker 13: Well, I mean, du I got it, I got I
• 41:38
  Speaker 13: got the special out here, and I could keep going
• 41:40
  Speaker 13: back like that's not a face.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: Not too far, like you could fly back.
• 41:48
  Speaker 11: He does it with Canada.
• 41:49
  Speaker 13: Yeah, it's not that hot Houston, Houston, there's a hob
• 41:51
  Speaker 13: in Houston, so you know, you know you not.
• 41:54
  Speaker 11: Is there a specific reason why you're leaving that leaving
• 41:57
  Speaker 11: l a oh man, My money.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: Can stretch a lot further in at Houston, Texas. Another clippable,
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, if.
• 42:08
  Speaker 13: You want to work, you live in blue state. If
• 42:11
  Speaker 13: you want to have a career and own money, you
• 42:16
  Speaker 13: should go with the Red states.
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: That's that's very you have a business.
• 42:21
  Speaker 13: If you have a business, that's actually you know, saying
• 42:23
  Speaker 13: if your money can stretch longer than the Red.
• 42:25
  Speaker 11: State, that's very solid advice to people out here that
• 42:27
  Speaker 11: are that are wondering, like how to cut it if
• 42:30
  Speaker 11: you do not have means to make income to fulfill
• 42:35
  Speaker 11: or or or sorry, like pay for your labor of
• 42:37
  Speaker 11: love that you're trying to do it. Because it's a
• 42:39
  Speaker 11: labor of love until it catches fire, and or it
• 42:41
  Speaker 11: never catches fire, it's always going to be a laborer love.
• 42:43
  Speaker 11: That's just the reality of it. When you're chasing a dream.
• 42:46
  Speaker 11: So when you're doing like that, if you do not
• 42:48
  Speaker 11: have a plan B funding your plan A, it's you're
• 42:51
  Speaker 11: gonna get yourself in a lot of depth and you're
• 42:54
  Speaker 11: gonna find yourself wondering, what the fuck.
• 42:56
  Speaker 13: I've good money in Los Angeles, but I paid out
• 43:00
  Speaker 13: a lot because you can make a lot of money,
• 43:05
  Speaker 13: but it goes goes goes fast. At one time, I
• 43:10
  Speaker 13: think it was like my because I came here doing
• 43:13
  Speaker 13: COVID and like the one year after COVID, uh I
• 43:16
  Speaker 13: had to pay the I R.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: S U one dollar one dollars. Yeah, I would love
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: to pay him one dollar. It was like coming out
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: of COVID and I was like, okay, well ship, let
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: me you know see what the I'm doing. Here's there's
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: one doll was like, you motherfuckers could have kept that ship.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: You gotta kept that next year is my nigga?
• 43:42
  Speaker 14: Like, yeah, why would y'all would You'll say, y'all sent
• 43:48
  Speaker 14: me that a dollar?
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't work. I'm trying to show you we
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: don't around. Hey, we counted every week.
• 43:57
  Speaker 11: You put that check in of any machine, break your
• 44:01
  Speaker 11: knees and ship. You're like, dog, don't make me come
• 44:03
  Speaker 11: to your house.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: You know, ship, I wanted to break that ship up.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: It costs more. It costs more money to probably send
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: that dollar to you. Bro. It's the principal.
• 44:12
  Speaker 11: The goddamn principal on funk with the government. Brock is
• 44:17
  Speaker 11: Canadian government? Really, it's worse like that in Canada. You
• 44:19
  Speaker 11: won't go to jail for not paying taxes? What No,
• 44:23
  Speaker 11: it's not arrestable. It's just like they will. They will
• 44:26
  Speaker 11: fuck up your whole life here they next to the
• 44:28
  Speaker 11: motherfucker they are.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: Have you been to Canada and you got that money?
• 44:32
  Speaker 9: Yo?
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Me?
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: Hey listen, I don't know jail. You can't come after you,
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: but you can't go to jail for it.
• 44:44
  Speaker 11: Yeah, there ain't no funk. You pay me out there, bro,
• 44:47
  Speaker 11: what do they do? What do you garnish your wages
• 44:49
  Speaker 11: so they take it?
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: They gonna get it. Yeah, but it depends, you know,
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: work under the table. Yeah, I'm sorry, it's just not
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: at least you're not in jail. That's what I'm saying. Hey,
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: my bad.
• 45:00
  Speaker 11: Oh, you'll never make as much money as you can
• 45:02
  Speaker 11: make out here.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And universal health care.
• 45:04
  Speaker 11: Look at that ship, you know that only covers so
• 45:07
  Speaker 11: much though. From what I hear my friend Jason, my
• 45:09
  Speaker 11: friend Jason Rowse, who's shout out to you.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: Jason Rowse is the man. He goes.
• 45:13
  Speaker 11: He does six months in Canada and then six months.
• 45:16
  Speaker 11: He does touring and he lives in Texas, right, so
• 45:19
  Speaker 11: he goes only He's like, yeah, the only I only
• 45:21
  Speaker 11: go for the stuff. I don't have to pay for it.
• 45:22
  Speaker 11: So he's like, my teeth are gonna be good. He
• 45:25
  Speaker 11: was like normal checkups. He was like, but god forbid,
• 45:27
  Speaker 11: you need something serious, then it's fucking no longer free.
• 45:30
  Speaker 11: Like if you like, if you need like I don't know,
• 45:33
  Speaker 11: like if you get stitched up really bad, or if
• 45:34
  Speaker 11: you need some surgery, like there's gonna you canna.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I mean, but you.
• 45:40
  Speaker 11: Get like you have to wait like fucking months for
• 45:42
  Speaker 11: sometimes to go for MRI.
• 45:44
  Speaker 13: Or I'm not the same thing here though, that's the
• 45:46
  Speaker 13: same thing here, yeah, because if you ain't got the
• 45:48
  Speaker 13: bottom still wait, yeah.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: That's the thing we can We don't have the option
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: to pay for better if you could or wanted. Yeah,
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: there's a lot of pores though. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, man,
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: that ship should be all wow, that a helpful, mean ship.
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: I think broke, like, hey, I would have basic health
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: care at the end of the day. But boy worked
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: at the v A. I mean worked, I mean he
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: was a vet and he was like He's like, dude, ship,
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: I mean it takes a while, but hey, I get
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: my d I get by DJ.
• 46:21
  Speaker 11: So for the average person, what is like, actually I
• 46:23
  Speaker 11: don't know, like what is that? What is it like
• 46:25
  Speaker 11: health care costs for like a month for the average
• 46:27
  Speaker 11: person to be covered. Some people get free Medicare and
• 46:31
  Speaker 11: they all have to do is pay like very small
• 46:33
  Speaker 11: what is it the whole pace?
• 46:35
  Speaker 14: It depends on your job, bro, Yeah, yourself, you probably
• 46:39
  Speaker 14: got to pay the government fucking I mean with with
• 46:41
  Speaker 14: the A C A.
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: I mean being past you get the can hop on
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: there and then you can get like fifty bucks one
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: hundred bucks. If you make a lot of money, you're
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: not getting you're not getting some And I think in California,
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: if you don't have health care you get you get penalized.
• 47:00
  Speaker 11: If you're pulling over two hundred thousand on paper, you're
• 47:03
  Speaker 11: you're paying five hundred dollars every time you go to
• 47:05
  Speaker 11: the fucking doctor, bro, like a month or every time
• 47:08
  Speaker 11: you no, every time you need it, but you're paying
• 47:10
  Speaker 11: like at least anywhere from three to six hundred depending
• 47:12
  Speaker 11: on whichever one you want. A month and.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: Kids, yeah, but years, like five hundred bucks around all park.
• 47:20
  Speaker 11: Yeah, just take it from you right away. You can't
• 47:22
  Speaker 11: find your own health now you know, you.
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: Seek it, you go get it, you know what I'm saying, Like,
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: you go and get it.
• 47:27
  Speaker 13: And then if you don't do it, it's like I mean,
• 47:29
  Speaker 13: then if you if you pour poor like, they don't
• 47:32
  Speaker 13: take it out of you.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: They don't take it out of your wages. You know.
• 47:34
  Speaker 14: You know people used to do it because you have kids,
• 47:37
  Speaker 14: so you have to do it for your kids too, right,
• 47:39
  Speaker 14: So back in the day it used to be when
• 47:40
  Speaker 14: it first came out, the penalty was fucking like two
• 47:42
  Speaker 14: three hundred bucks.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: If you had kids. It's like a thousand dollars you
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: pay a year the penalty. Yeah yeah, yeah, they got
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: rid of the they got the broader of the mandate.
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: But this ship is a stupid So what's Obamacare? Obamaca
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: is no longer existing, bro it exists apparently some guy.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: Some guys still.
• 48:04
  Speaker 13: Affordable affordable, hell h a able.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: Health care system.
• 48:10
  Speaker 11: Yes, I'm working very hard on Cancelingbama. Uh do black
• 48:17
  Speaker 11: people like is what I'm trying to say. Yeah, okay, that's.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: Like asking do you like being healthy? Bro? Like? I
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: get you.
• 48:31
  Speaker 11: The same.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, be healthy, don't get it if you care.
• 48:36
  Speaker 11: Uh, everybody in the chat room, I do want to
• 48:38
  Speaker 11: let you guys know there is a comment that is
• 48:40
  Speaker 11: pinned up there and I just want to remind you guys, Uh,
• 48:42
  Speaker 11: there are two pro pen kits being given away to
• 48:46
  Speaker 11: too lucky super chatters today. So you will be getting
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  Speaker 11: a cart and you will be getting the Hea Zone
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  Speaker 11: collaborating battery, collaboration battery with Propen, so you will have
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  Speaker 11: a matching battery with the cart as well. All you
• 48:59
  Speaker 11: got to do is super hat and we will be
• 49:00
  Speaker 11: reading your comments at the end or towards the end.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
• 49:04
  Speaker 11: If you got any questions for our boy Theodore, put
• 49:07
  Speaker 11: him in there as well. There salute to you guys
• 49:10
  Speaker 11: that are in there in the chat room, and Felipe
• 49:13
  Speaker 11: is in the chat oh ship.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah that was saying feel huxtable. Yeah, that's why I
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: got to day Bro's uh saw my day.
• 49:26
  Speaker 11: Hey bro speaking, I mean speaking of like questions that
• 49:29
  Speaker 11: he asked to make no sense.
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: Do black people really like ketchup?
• 49:32
  Speaker 9: What?
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: Uh? Yeah, well it's.
• 49:41
  Speaker 11: Special.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: One of my white friends was asking me like she's like,
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 49:48
  Speaker 13: She was telling me a story with my black friend. Uh,
• 49:51
  Speaker 13: and she was like, you know, and like we were
• 49:53
  Speaker 13: went to the fast food restaurant. We got catch up
• 49:55
  Speaker 13: and you know, and you know how black people like ketchup.
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: I don't this day. I love you. You guys like
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: it regular, You like it a regular amount. What catch up?
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm gonna as uh my shirt gag
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: Mayonna mayname.
• 50:16
  Speaker 11: Of course, I would against Frank's Frank's guy, because I'm
• 50:20
  Speaker 11: a Franks guy.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: Franks Red hot Toss, Yeah, I do that firetur City,
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: Louisiana and Valentina. Okay.
• 50:31
  Speaker 11: The difference between the Mexican hot tosses, though, I would
• 50:34
  Speaker 11: be honest, is the viscosity of it.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 50:36
  Speaker 11: It's just the thickness, bro, because some of them are
• 50:38
  Speaker 11: water as fu. You're pulling shp down that ship he
• 50:41
  Speaker 11: starts dripping down. Valentina is thick.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:44
  Speaker 11: I like Valentina because you could scoop a puddle of
• 50:47
  Speaker 11: that ship with some chips, bro, and it tastes good
• 50:49
  Speaker 11: top of tillo, Yo, what the up? They want down
• 50:52
  Speaker 11: the recipe, bro? And then and then it turns it
• 50:55
  Speaker 11: oxidizes over time, bro, Like if you don't use that ship.
• 50:57
  Speaker 11: Why does it turn dark?
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: This isn't cheap.
• 50:59
  Speaker 13: Rosen Tabasco sauce is nasty, but Tabasco got the Tabasco Chipotle.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: Yes, hard like Tabasco. It's just it's hot. Tobascos just
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: hot for no reason. You know what I'm saying. You
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: just hot? You know what I'm saying. I need some
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: tasting with hot. You're like with Sabby h yeah, man,
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: but you know you need to take the dabble with Sabby.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: Ain't nobody You can't just be like russality. But I
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: always have extra hood with Sabby. How about white people
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: with Sabi?
• 51:25
  Speaker 11: Now you know what Sabbi's fake?
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: I mean they got to be mixed in with stuff
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: that's gotta be like.
• 51:29
  Speaker 11: Bro that with sabi we're getting in the restaurants. It's
• 51:31
  Speaker 11: not even actual with sabi, that.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: Is no, it's synthetic.
• 51:35
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it's synthetic with Sabbi because the actual with Sabbi
• 51:39
  Speaker 11: is so scarce and it would be so spicy.
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: That it would just not But does it dissipate just
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: as fast like real with sabi? Would?
• 51:49
  Speaker 11: I don't know, it's spicy. Well, I mean you're Indian,
• 51:51
  Speaker 11: you can handle a lot of spices. Still, Actually, I'm
• 51:53
  Speaker 11: not I can't handle that spicy that much. Wow, I
• 51:57
  Speaker 11: can't need at openion. My mom would make it less
• 51:59
  Speaker 11: spicy for me on West Africa.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: So it was like this the bitch, mix.
• 52:04
  Speaker 11: This the little bit.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: Why do you want your mouth on fire?
• 52:06
  Speaker 11: Then you can't taste the flavors? Dog, your mouth is
• 52:08
  Speaker 11: on fire. You can't taste nothing. You're sweating, but it.
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: Has to have some sort of taste. I like, I
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: don't know.
• 52:14
  Speaker 9: I like.
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: I don't know why people want to sweat when they eat.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: That's part of the I'm like, dog, that's part of it.
• 52:21
  Speaker 13: I don't I can't change my shirt after me. I
• 52:23
  Speaker 13: don't like nothing. I don't like any food. But I
• 52:26
  Speaker 13: am West African.
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: Shout out to that man. He's never tried any food.
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: It's just a lot of butter chicken.
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: Dog.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, here's the thing. Here's the thing. Let me speak. Hey, watermelon,
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: I hate chocolate. I hate coffee. I said it. I
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: said it that anger, dog. I love watermelon. Watermelon, I
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: love it. You know the reason why, you know why,
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: the reason why, you know.
• 52:53
  Speaker 13: The reason why black people got put with watermelon because
• 52:56
  Speaker 13: after slavery, they wouldn't let us have a lot of
• 53:00
  Speaker 13: crops that we could sell. So one thing that we
• 53:03
  Speaker 13: could sell was watermelons. So we sold a lot of watermelons.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: And it was like everything they say, you guys love
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: is actually just thinks that everyone.
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, chicken, come on, fried chicken is delicious.
• 53:16
  Speaker 11: Yeah, dog, yeah, that is true. A lot of a
• 53:17
  Speaker 11: lot of the stereotypical food is really good.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: And that's another thing.
• 53:21
  Speaker 13: Another thing when we were talking about Asians and black
• 53:24
  Speaker 13: people are essentially the same thing.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: We can dance. We like fried chicken. Their fried chicken
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: is not as good as your fried chicken.
• 53:31
  Speaker 11: Weird pieces, but they double they use weird pieces and
• 53:35
  Speaker 11: they're extra chewy and ship they do they.
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: Do they do that chicken with the point on the
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: end because they eat every piece of the chicken. Dog.
• 53:43
  Speaker 13: Hey man, I'm West African, so I'm eating every part
• 53:46
  Speaker 13: of the chicken my damnself.
• 53:47
  Speaker 11: I was in say you're librarian right from librarian Liberia.
• 53:53
  Speaker 11: I'm like, you're Liberian right a lot of books, you
• 53:57
  Speaker 11: know what I'm saying in my mind?
• 54:00
  Speaker 13: No, now library on West coast of Africa, Yeah dude,
• 54:04
  Speaker 13: I was born there.
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Nice, When did you how old are you? Forty three?
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: Came in when I was I mean that's what I mean? Yeah? Two? Yeah?
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: Oh ship? Have you gone back? Nobody ever goes? No,
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: my parents go back.
• 54:17
  Speaker 11: All that's cool, man, plan on it. You plan on
• 54:23
  Speaker 11: it one of these days.
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: I know a lot of lies. Was your dad very
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: like strict? Because I heard like dads are strict? Yeah? Yeah,
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: but like my dad, I grew up in Cera lyoned,
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: so like he was like real like.
• 54:38
  Speaker 13: You twenty upright and British okay, And my mom is
• 54:42
  Speaker 13: Ghana Ghana in a little library and so.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: Like, I have a like a weird mixture inside me.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: It's a lot of African. Now it's all all nigga ship.
• 54:52
  Speaker 9: Uh.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: No one at this table can comment on that. Yeah,
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: you see what I'm saying, black fatigue, wet, nitty, checking
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: the gates open. It's fun to see. I want to
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: make sure it's cooked.
• 55:12
  Speaker 11: Yeah, man, that's so. Does your dad talk like?
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 55:17
  Speaker 13: He has an African accent, right, but it's real, like
• 55:20
  Speaker 13: proper you know what I'm saying.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: What do you want to say?
• 55:23
  Speaker 13: Well, no, it's like Liberian accents are real like sing songy.
• 55:27
  Speaker 13: It's not real, like like here, I really can't do it.
• 55:31
  Speaker 13: I can do a Nagerian accent, but I can't do
• 55:34
  Speaker 13: Liberian because it doesn't be like, man, what are you
• 55:38
  Speaker 13: doing today? Like that that's how how they would sound
• 55:42
  Speaker 13: like you are you do an Indian accent?
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: I'd rather not.
• 55:45
  Speaker 11: Come on, I give you permission. We asked every guest.
• 55:52
  Speaker 11: That's how they get you. You're allowed to, bro, you
• 55:57
  Speaker 11: got the past, I give you the I.
• 55:59
  Speaker 13: Pad I trying to go be going for something in
• 56:02
  Speaker 13: in my future and be like remember that podcast.
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: Asked everybody cut? They cut the ship right in front
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: of you.
• 56:11
  Speaker 11: Hey, Philippi went out crazy though when he did it, though,
• 56:14
  Speaker 11: that ship was fucking funny though, because Philip it like
• 56:17
  Speaker 11: I was like, yo, it's not even like appropriate accent.
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: But he was like, didn't hesitate. He was like, do
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: you remember got six specials? I just got one?
• 56:24
  Speaker 11: So come on come on bro, hey bro respect though, Hey,
• 56:34
  Speaker 11: so how's how's your new how's your new special doing?
• 56:36
  Speaker 11: Like how how has things changed for you? And comedy
• 56:39
  Speaker 11: was like, are you getting booked a lot? More?
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: Honestly? I got I mean I got other people taking
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: money from me, So that's dope. Comedy comedy.
• 56:51
  Speaker 13: Yeah yeah, I mean I'm getting fucked here, and I'm
• 56:54
  Speaker 13: more selective with the booking. I'm starting more shipped online
• 56:58
  Speaker 13: that I'm doing because you know, like I saidbody wants
• 57:00
  Speaker 13: you to do other ship.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. I'm uh, I started doing
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: this just weird ship started.
• 57:06
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: I think weird because I don't like posting ship that
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: makes sense, that makes no sense. I'm really weird.
• 57:14
  Speaker 13: So I'll take times where I don't post ship for
• 57:16
  Speaker 13: a while, but like because it doesn't make sense to
• 57:19
  Speaker 13: just be like fucking flowers.
• 57:21
  Speaker 11: That's raised Instagram too. You don't like to repost like
• 57:26
  Speaker 11: like the ship you see.
• 57:28
  Speaker 13: Huh, well is I grew up in a different era,
• 57:31
  Speaker 13: and like, I grew up in a different era, and
• 57:33
  Speaker 13: I grew up in a time where.
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: People weren't trying to put ship online all the time.
• 57:37
  Speaker 13: And it's a it's it's it's a hindrance for me
• 57:40
  Speaker 13: because you know, I'm a fucking dinosaur.
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: But a long time they got to Instagram.
• 57:45
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, I agree, Yeah, it is, it is what
• 57:50
  Speaker 13: it is, and I honestly that's the most comfortable one
• 57:54
  Speaker 13: I have is the gram.
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: I don't use TikTok. I go on TikTok because I
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: just want to be a part of something. You know,
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: I don't use it enough. Here's the thing.
• 58:07
  Speaker 13: Here's the thing about TikTok and be I'm like, there's
• 58:11
  Speaker 13: like a band or a shadow band on me that
• 58:13
  Speaker 13: they won't show.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: My because yeah, because okay, here's the thing.
• 58:17
  Speaker 13: When I thought they were going like leaving, I started
• 58:22
  Speaker 13: cutting people out for no reason, and then they are
• 58:25
  Speaker 13: banded me. It's the weirdest it's the weirdest thing. So
• 58:30
  Speaker 13: I don't really may attention. I just have all TikTok
• 58:32
  Speaker 13: just so I know what's abreast in the in the street,
• 58:36
  Speaker 13: you know what I'm saying.
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: Like, you know, I just have things out. I still
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: have fucking Facebook.
• 58:41
  Speaker 11: You scroll more on Instagram or TikTok for like when
• 58:43
  Speaker 11: you're strolling TikTok TikTok.
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's it's brain dead scrolling.
• 58:49
  Speaker 11: I love it better than Instagram, you think, huh in
• 58:53
  Speaker 11: that sense, like I feel here's the thing, uh, daytime
• 58:57
  Speaker 11: your Instagram, night time TikTok.
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because you just like this is real, you know, like.
• 59:14
  Speaker 13: Breathing in the water that's crazy. Yeah, you pass out.
• 59:17
  Speaker 13: You know what I'm saying. But like, you know, here's
• 59:20
  Speaker 13: the thing.
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: I mostly it's mostly me and my wife's just sending
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: dumb ship together. I check out this. That's that's our Instagram.
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: Check this out. This is stupid because you guys, the
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: humor is the same right for you in a way.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: For yeah, I mean it has to be. I'm trying
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: to be funny. I'm trying to be a comedian laughing.
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: Will you send her a video as you're sitting right
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: next to her? Yeah.
• 59:54
  Speaker 11: Every time we do that, the algorithms like.
• 59:56
  Speaker 13: Yes, yeah, yeah, I it's it's it's that's. Instagram is
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 13: starting to be the old nigga ship too, So you
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 13: know what I'm saying. Okay, but yeah, y'all like that.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 13: Y'all like that, dude, you'll like that. I was thinking
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 13: that the starting I.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 11: Was thinking that.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: I was like, it's sunks welcome at some point. I
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: don't want to get to that.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 11: I don't want to get to it with a new
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 11: app is And you know how like sometimes that ship
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 11: is crippling to like older brother or like your mom
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 11: or something like that. That ship is gonna happen to
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 11: us one day, bro and in this fucking industry.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: Y'all remember friends there? Nope, I think yeah, I was
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: too young for that. Yeah, yeah, I was young friends.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 11: I just had my Space Facebook.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: I never got on Vine.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 11: I had a black plane. What did you say you were?
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: I had a black Planet account?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 11: What were you doing on there?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: My friends had one. It was I didn't realize fating
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: they and were black people. It was like for all
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: black people. It was. It was like a MySpace for
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: black people.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 11: Okay, yeah, bro, yeah I remember that ship that Like
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 11: that ship was crazy, bro, like you just like I
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 11: remember all the homies were on that ship and I
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 11: was like, why don't you just get on my space?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 12: It's like it's for us, just like bro, Like I
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 12: was like, but then that was I was like, I
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 12: was on it. I didn't realize those for black people.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 12: I just thought it was called black Planet. I didn't
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 12: put two and two together because I had everyone in
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 12: my high school was in.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: It was was your high school a black planet? It was?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 12: But it was a mixed It was very it was
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 12: very cultured. We had like twelve white people in our
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 12: high school. Yeah, a lot of in Toronto and Rex in.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: Toronto, a little little, little little Sultan there we had.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 12: They were all in one hallway and we called it
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 12: the Dawson's Creek Hallway. It was everything that was Indian, Somalians, Jamaica, Curry.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 9: Bro.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 13: That's like that I grew up with. I grew up
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 13: with a Spring text and like it was two. I
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 13: graduated the year two thousand. I'm old anyway, I.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: Was in grade five.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 11: I was in grade five in the year two thousand,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 11: because I'll never forget. Grade six was two thousand and
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 11: September eleventh.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: I remember that day.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 11: It felt responsible.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: I just remember that day. They brought into TVs and
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: then you know what's crazy.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 12: Everybody, everybody, everybody that you asked, got a TV rolled
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 12: into their classroom.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: Wow, and they put it on. And it's like, I
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: didn't know we had cable. I don't we had cable
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: in this classroom.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 11: It was on reg it was on all the channels, Bro,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 11: but like cable still, you know I didn't know that because.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, TV. I used to put that ship behind
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: the used to have TV's I used to hang out.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: Everybody watched it happen. Yeah, man, I watched it. I
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: was in college. That ship. Yeah, Why why do you guys,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: say grade five, I said, you're in grade five, you're
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: shut off in grade one, grade two, grade three, at
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: least say fifth grade. I don't know, some weird ship
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: you're better than with your fucking gallons, dog, there's a gas. There.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: Used to be this fucking uh back in the day.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 13: This science guy name was mister Wizard, right and like
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 13: he was from Canada, man, his mother fuckers used to
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 13: be saying decal leaders and fucking the Yeah, it's like
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 13: it's a leader.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 6: But some some unit of lead, the royal, the royal
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 6: or metric system that you are the metric, we're on
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 6: the metrics, you're the we're on the proper system.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: Oh it's it's not royal. I don't know the other
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: I know it coming to me. It's something to do
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: with fucking non metric. Yeah, but yeah, so yeah, but
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: they say like decal leader and and.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 11: And then I used to be like, we don't say
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 11: dec leader very often, not in regular speak. We say
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 11: leaders milli leaders.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: But you already know what's decon that was that you
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: even got So that.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 11: Water bottle, right, there is a five hundred millimeter bottle,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 11: so would be a half a leader that'd be a
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 11: half a leader, half a leader.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: So you would say, hey, give me half a leader.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 12: I would say, I would say, give me in just
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 12: a five hundred militer or just a small water bottle.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: That's a lot of words.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 11: I wouldn't even say that. I would just grab it.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 11: I don't know, but but I think, but I think
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 11: that most of the world is on metric.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I know, we're stubborn. No, it's actually a
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: lot easier. Actually, that's what drugs are.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 14: Special, because a gall it's not even a four leaders
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 14: three points.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're on metric.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 11: You guys are on your US We're no, no, we're
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 11: on metric and it's uh, we're on US standard.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: We're on metric. Imperial standards, Imperial, Imperial. There you go,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: it's imperial and yeah, yeah, yeah, imperial. There we go. Theodore,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: how did you How did you know you were funny?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: Bro?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 11: Because like, I mean, I'm curious. I always want to ask.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 11: I always ask comics that question when like, because it's
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 11: got to be a point where you're like, you know what,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 11: you don't have.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: A special dog, not not yet already. The third one
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: is coming up.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 12: It's coming he bro, sorry, going, I'll ask you I
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 12: got in my emotions sorry going.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah man, oh yeah, uh uh.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 13: I've always been like a fucking precocious kid, like you
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 13: know what I'm saying, even like I hate precocious children,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 13: like I hate children, like children think they're then they're wise.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: It's like, you know what I'm saying, be a child,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying. But uh, but like I've
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: always been like one of those like no it all
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: tri children and like like you.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 13: Got, I came here when I was two, and Nick
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 13: and Knight used to actually show old Ship, you know
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 13: what I'm saying.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: So like me and my dad.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 13: Yeah, well, fucking Dick van Dyke, I love Lucy fucking
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 13: Mary Tyler Moore, fucking uh uh. Dick Van Dyke is
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 13: a show about comedy riders. It's like it's old as fuck.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 13: It's about comedy riders. So you're watching people try writing
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 13: a sketch show inside a regular television. It was like,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 13: if you think about it, it's a warp concept and
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 13: you watch it and it helps you, like it, watch
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 13: your brain. I used to think Saturday Night Live was
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 13: the Old Ship because that's what they used to show
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 13: on because Nigga Night used to be Nickelodeon. Yeah, and
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 13: then motherfuckers had nothing ship else to watch a night.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 13: Right before TV go off. We were like, like, hey man,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 13: we still got these albums. Put these kids in front
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 13: of this ship, you know what I'm saying. And then
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 13: they got fucking Saturday Night Snick fuck fucked up that
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 13: ship up, fucked that ship up for us, and then
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 13: you gotta wait later for Nick Knight now and now
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 13: they just got regular shows on fucking goddamn married with
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 13: children and fucking friends.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 11: I watched, I watched, I watched Nick at Night. But
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 11: like the other like, I think not too long ago,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 11: because they have their own their own channel. I think
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 11: it terms the TV line or some ship like that. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 11: and like the stuff that they show on there is
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 11: it's probably like uh these days, and it makes you
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 11: feel old.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: Like the George Lopez show. I like that ship. It
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: was just it was just you know what I'm saying.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: You still watch that.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 13: You can stream that ship, yeah, and put something on
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 13: that's way older than this ship. So I mean you
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 13: when I was, when I was growing up, you you
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 13: had an offenditing for older ship and we used to
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 13: watch ship with my dad, and my dad was a
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 13: funny dude, and he like, I mean, my dad's one
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 13: of the funniest guys.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: Can't stand up that ship, don't staping arena my nigga, But.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 13: He's funny as fun But so like it's it's one
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 13: of those things that kind of bounce off of bounce
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 13: off of me.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: Then going through school and like just being weird and
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: stuff like that. Just how did you dress in school? Oh,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: I was kind of.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 13: A slacker, but I was kind of preppery. El see
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 13: what I'm saying. So like it was back in the day.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 13: It was like I would dress like some dontar's creaking.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: An I was. I was. I was still a husky kid.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: So it wasn't africomie. Ship wasn't fitting on me.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 13: You got your gaps saying, old Navy, you want to
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 13: jazz up, Put you in some banana repubbs. You know
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 13: what I'm saying, Just killing the game, you know who
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 13: little sketchers.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: But uh lins no, but uh.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: Uh no.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: But like I don't know, it's just I was. I've
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: always been like a a kid that was funny. I
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: was just like it was one of the things I
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: was just I've always been.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 13: Funny, but like I never I did my first stand
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 13: up thing actual when I was in second grade.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: Second grade, okay, you were one of those kids.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 13: Well yeah, because it was like one of those things,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 13: because it was like, all right, it was a talent show.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 13: I wanted to do, be part of the talent show.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 13: Didn't know what I wanted to do. I just happened
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 13: to see a stand up comedian the day because like
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 13: everybody had signed up on the board and what they
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 13: would do. I didn't sign up what I was doing.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 13: I just signed up and she was like, what you're
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 13: gonna do? My teacher was like, what are you gonna do?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 13: The day before I saw a stand up comedian, I said, hey,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 13: jokes now, the joke was me being chased up. I
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 13: would run up there and I tripped and said, woof,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 13: I almost got ran over by a turtle.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: Second rate baby, almost got rapped over by a turtle.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 13: You know what I'm saying. Turtles ain't fast. You know
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 13: what I'm saying, Turtles ain't fast.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: You know, not fast.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 11: I remember go when the talent shows in elementary, and
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 11: I do remember there was this kid in third grade.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 11: He told a story about like some like a like
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 11: a like a little like a little story or something
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 11: like that. He made it into like a stand up back.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 11: I never was the type of kid about a yearbook,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 11: but he from what I remember, I'm like, yo, man,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 11: I wonder if this kid ever turned into like like
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 11: a comic because he had that ship down when you
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 11: know when when you were little, you know, you remember
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 11: it so vividly, like you did this ship for a
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 11: talent show. All the parents were there and all this stuff.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 11: I was like your parents. It was in elementary school.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 11: I saw this kid do it, you know, and I
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 11: was and I'm like, man, it just kind of you know,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 11: new memory on Lockdown was like, I wonder what happened
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 11: to this kid?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: It's probably at the comic Yeah, bro, I remember his
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 4: name was His name was Derek.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 11: That's all I remember.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: The Yeah bro, I'm like, yo, Martin Luther King elementary. Yeah,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: that was hood.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 11: That's the best kid joke I ever heard was if
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 11: you're American in the living room, what are you in
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 11: the bathroom?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: It was a European. Ah. I heard that kid say that.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: That's a solid Yeah that's you know. But yeah, but
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: my boy, my boy, my boy.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 13: Uh when in the year two thousand, he was like, dude,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 13: I'm taking my boy jo jor hey danky. He was
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 13: German and Nikola walking like he's one of my best friends.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 13: And I hate the fact that I don't know where
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 13: he can. I can't really say where you come from, man,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 13: but he's but like, uh, we were. He was like, dude,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 13: I gotta take you to a comedy comedy club was
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 13: a place called a lap Stop in Houston, Texas. Thirty
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 13: year comedy club closed down, but like, yeah, that's the
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 13: only and a girl told me that was funny and
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 13: to come back. And that's the only reason why I
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 13: came back. I was, I was in theater, I was
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 13: doing all kinds of other ship around town, you know
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 13: what I'm saying. But like stand up, I always say
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 13: standup is that honest element because if you don't like
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 13: and any type of the fucking arts, you can like,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 13: you know, I think there's only a certain fus. It's
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 13: like people play instruments. If you can't play the instruments,
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 13: you can't play the fucking instrument. You know what I'm saying.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: If you can't dance, if you're a dancer, you can't dance.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: You can't dance.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 13: You can act and be bad at acting, and people
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 13: be surrounded by people will tell you that you're good,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 13: and then you can make a career out of that.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 13: You can see now you got fucking voice modulators and
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 13: ship like that to make you, you know what I'm saying,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 13: become better singers and ship like that. But like the
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 13: thing is, it's like, for some fucking reason, like stand
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 13: up dancing, things like that has an honest element.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: Either you can do the sh or you can't. If
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: you go up there like a fucking suck, stop doing this.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 11: It's not I don't think no, I don't think that's nobody's.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 13: Driving the same feeling that person feel the same feeling
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 13: that person going up there bomb and got the same
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 13: feeling that you're going up there killing.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: How much take that away? Speaking of.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 13: You know what I'm saying, do your thing. You're not
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 13: just not It's not like one person away is going
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 13: to keep this bitch unpacked. I'm saying, thats what the
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 13: motherfuckers already. You know what I'm saying, You're not like,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 13: do your thing, homie. You know what I'm saying, don't
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 13: get arrogant, with it.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: Now we get arrogant with it.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 11: You're right about that, But you said bombing. Do you
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 11: remember the first time you bombed?
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: Like you know, like, what up? How about? How did
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 4: you how do you how do you handle that?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 11: I mean, I bet it doesn't have to care.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: I didn't care. No, I didn't care.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 11: What about the first time you significantly bombed where you're
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 11: like all the best?
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 13: First time I said it went bomb It was in
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 13: front of t s U, the Texas Southern University h HBCU,
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  Speaker 13: and they bomb They bombed.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 4: The ship out of there.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: Yeamn.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: How big of a crowd.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 13: So it's supposed to be bigger. And it got moved
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 13: into the cafetorium and uh yeah, it was like it
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 13: was like seventy.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 4: Like they like booed they electively. Oh yeah, it was.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 13: Supposed to be in the auditorium and they moved that
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 13: Mitchell on bleachers in the fucking cafeteria.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: It was like cookies in the back. Man. Oh man.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: They moved me right off the bat though, so like
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: I had bad energy completely right off the bat.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 11: They broke you down before you even went up, not
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 11: even it was like, hey, man, I had a shitty joke.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 4: Back in the day. It was.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 13: It was because you, I mean, you would go up
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 13: and white clubs or whatever. You know what I'm saying,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 13: you go up and sit like That's where I started.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 13: I started, like the club, you know what I'm saying,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 13: like a stand up comedy club.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: I mean someone bombed before they make it. Huh how
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: many times did somebody like? I mean, it's a recipe.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: It's a recipe. Man. You gotta hang in, yo, Philip,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: we have to read this call, but I'm gonna read
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: it right now.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 11: Phelippe's parta says THEO and I went to an after
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 11: hour party and some food that had age.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: What what is he talking about?
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 13: Bro?
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: Like that? I know it's just they're just in the
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: chat room. Yeah, we went to this place. It's one.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: I was on Fleep's Uh a third, No either third?
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: I think the third. Uh, what's up?
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 11: Fool?
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: He did it in Houston like I'm at Felipe. Uh
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: back in the day, he was at the He used
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: to go to the live stop back in the day,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 4: and Uh I was. I was riding my bike up there.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 4: Sounds were hard.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 13: Yeah, you know you do what you got so like,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 13: you know, uh, I went up there and uh, Felipe
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 13: made fun of me.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 4: So that's how hey he was that it was hilarious.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: It was a hilarious.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 13: A lot of people were like a lot of the
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 13: guys were not nice back in the day. That's like,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 13: that's how you knew you were worth a ship, because
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 13: they wouldn't bother you if you weren't worth the ship,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 13: you know what I'm saying. So yeah, and one time
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 13: we went on an adventure. It was a crazy adventure.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 13: It was a place called Holmes Road in Houston, Texas.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 13: Uh and uh, dude aids.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 11: Like but how do you know?
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: Like he was just like yeah, like is he was
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: he dying? Or like okay, so we go.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 13: It's as crazy ass after I was we had we
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 13: had gotten a venture from like fucking all the way
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 13: from Homes Road we went to.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 14: We met off at this place called bar Rio all right, Texas, Right, Texas, Texas.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 14: And this is like traveling with places in the city
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 14: or this is going in the city.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 13: Flippe used to go out and he's to hang out
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 13: all the time, like you know, with comics and stuff
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 13: like that, and like he's a wild boy.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 4: Back in the day.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 13: So like Philip goes and we we He's at bar
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 13: Rio at a show and he calls us up and
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 13: he's like, hey, man, come out out here. We come
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 13: out there and and like he's like, yeah, I gotta
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 13: leave tomorrow, but I want to hang out. He has
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 13: me out tomorrow, but he wants to hang out. So
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 13: you're like, okay. We go back to fucking the lab
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 13: of the stop because it moved, and there's a comedian there.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 13: There's a bartender name Jay over there. He's like, all right, man,
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 13: we can go to this place. We can go well
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 13: to this after hours joint. We go to Jay's house
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 13: and we're playing Madden, right, and we're just playing Mad
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 13: and the ship like that, And like I remember this.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: Because my boy Keith was there too, right. It was me,
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: Keith and Felipe.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 13: We're taking we're taking place and we're playing Madden, and
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 13: Keith he is pissed off because he's losing because he
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 13: had gave up his Madden and he was like, man,
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 13: I kept playing the game, Pete.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: Keith is playing another dude. He's upset.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 13: So this is this night started out so tame, and
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 13: then all of a sudden, like we go, all right,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 13: we're going to this fucking after hour spot. The first
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 13: after our spot. We go to this fucking house.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 4: It's just a house.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 13: People are patting people down or whatever. And we're going
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 13: there and the bartender is selling dope on the bar
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 13: and yeah, and they taking his place, and like we're
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 13: going there, I'm looking for Felipe because they're patting people down.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 13: At Felipe is like having the time of his life
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 13: and everybody loves him, so like he's moving up the line.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 13: He's moving up the line and having like.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 4: Hey, you we're with a fun guy. What's going up?
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, Like I'm not dressed for this.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 13: I have khakis and a fucking golf sweater on and
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 13: uh with some loafers and uh.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 4: And I'm like sitting there.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 13: We go to this place and it's the first place
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 13: we're going. I bought weed off the bar. I bought
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 13: me some bar weed because I.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 4: Mean it was David Borrow, baby, you know what I'm saying.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 13: I didn't know we was gonna be there. You know
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 13: what I'm saying, I'm glad it was there. Ship So
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 13: like I was like, all right, I'm going I'm going
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 13: in that's right.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 13: So, like we were over there, all of a sudden,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 13: Felipe disappears, right, and we're going to this broad blue room.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 4: He's in this room that's just blue. It's just I
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: don't know where they're getting the lights.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 9: Rum.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 4: It's just a blue fucking room. It's a bar. Yeah,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 4: it's huh.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 13: It's painted blue and it's like a blue like glow
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 13: in the motherfucker. So we're sitting there and they're fucking
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 13: rolling up pre bowl. So like this is wild back days.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 13: He's vegan now, yeah, so.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: What so like we going. So we're doing there, we do,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 4: we do the thing, and we hang out there and
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: all of.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 13: A sudden, we're going to another after hour spot, which
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 13: is called Homes Road. This is the real ship. We
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 13: get out of that fucking one place. There's a caravan
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 13: of human beings, I mean cars, just driving down the
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 13: fucking road in Houston and dark fucking places.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: Because it's crazy. They get crazy. Yeah, it can get dark,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 4: and he's get back in some woods and ship like this.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 13: We pull up to this place where it's all dark
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 13: in the back and it's just like one home, like
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 13: a home, like one house right there, right, and it's
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 13: like and the only way you know.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 4: Is called homes. We were just on Homes Road, which
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 4: is a road in Houston.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 13: I can't tell you how we got there. I can
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 13: get the Homes Road, but I can't get back to
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 13: that place. I think it's been tearing down. So like, uh,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 13: we were in this fucking uh. So we get there,
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 13: all these cards and they all know how to park, right.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 13: We don't know Keith, and we don't know how what
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 13: we're doing. Like this is our first time, you know
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 13: what I'm saying. So they all park in an angle, right,
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 13: but you can't see anything we're missing. There's nothing you
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 13: can see, right, But like we parked there and then
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 13: we go into the thing.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 4: They're patting people down.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 13: I'm like, damn, what's the last time I've been padded
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 13: down in a motherfucker? And now I look around and
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 13: I see the clientele. I go, do your job, sir,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 13: be as thorough as you can fucking be.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: Known. So we're going there once again.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 13: Felipe has found his way of moving up the line
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 13: while wearing the fucking coming back Homes Road. Fucking it
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 13: was like fifteen for shorts ten for like pants, twenty
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 13: for pants.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 4: It was weird.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 13: It was like a weird opsite. Think so, like, I'm
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 13: out here paying twenty. I had fucking khakis, so what short?
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 13: I thought, Yeah, I remember that specifically, going.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 4: This is weird. That's so weird, that's so the weirdest ship.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 4: So I think I think it was for these I
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: don't know who I was going.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 13: There.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 4: My boy my boys, my boy kids said he saw
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: this girl who had a fucking tattoo on the side.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 4: I said, hat herd her.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 13: Uh, it was just on the sigh and she was dancing.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 13: It was a big motherfucker and they had boot add balls.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: Uh. This was some good ass. It was.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 13: There was a it was in a house, so it
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 13: was like one of those like holes where you can
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 13: get food out of. So they were just selling food
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 13: out of the kitchen out you know what I'm saying.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 13: And they had the most baller ass boot am.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 4: Balls and then mother fuck he it took attention off.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 4: Now I'm talking about cigarette smoke. Cools is in the air,
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 4: there's no anything you can see.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 13: It is smoky like this, but with cigarette smoke, you
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 13: know what I'm saying, Like, yeah, yeah, like it's insane.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 13: So it's sitting there, right, and uh, we're going there
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 13: and Philip is out there, motherfucking playing cards or dominoes
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 13: with motherfucker having fun thing talking to people. I'm sitting
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 13: there the whole time, like listen.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 4: I'm from the Burbs. I ain't been in this manue Keith.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 13: Keith had some hooding, so you know, he knows how
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 13: to hand himself. I got my mouth a gate just well, Keith,
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 13: go hey, man, fix your face. Yeah, fix your face,
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 13: your face, fix your face. You gonna get killed in
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 13: the moke.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 4: Okay. Well we're sitting there.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 13: Uh, we're sitting there, and we're sitting at the table right,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 13: So there's this dude. The dude's sitting there right, and
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 13: he's a drug dealer.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 13: So every single time as a comedian, like you tell
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 13: somebody you're a comedian, you go, hey, hey, what do
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 13: you do? I'm a comment Oh tell me a joke.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 13: So my boy, Keith, he would go, hey, what do
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 13: you do? And he'd be like, I'm a fucking what,
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 13: I'm a carpenter, But like, hey, build me a chair.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 13: You know what I'm saying, Like, you know what I'm saying,
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 13: you can't do the shit on the spot. You know
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 13: what I'm saying, Then you need to you know what
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 13: I'm saying. You tell I'm a fucking mechanic, Well fucking
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 13: build me a car. You know what I'm saying. You
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 13: would take That would be his comeback. So we're sitting
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 13: there and dudes saying, hey, what do you do? He goes,
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 13: I'm a comedian, Hey tell me a joke. He goes, hey, man,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 13: what do you do? I'm a drug dealer.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 4: You want a coke? He want a crack. I'm like, no,
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you the joke. I got plenty of him.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 4: You don't have to cost me, sir. So so like
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 4: we're doing the thing.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 13: We're sitting there right so later the whole day go high.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 13: I'm boot and bo I'm too boot and balls and
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 13: you know what I'm saying. So, you know, and we're
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 13: sitting there right and right now, like it's like fucking
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 13: once again. Felipe's bouncing around having.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: The time of this life.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 13: Because he would pay for things and like buy things
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 13: beer and stuff like that, and like because they're selling
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 13: stuff in the in the in the establishment. You know
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 13: what I'm saying something beer and he's buying and he's
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 13: having fun and he has to go to a fucking
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 13: plane the next morning in a couple of hours.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 4: So like we're sitting there.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 13: We're like damn, oh, we're sitting there, and so the
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 13: druddy come up to he's sitting right next to me,
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 13: and Keithan goes, look at my brother.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 4: Hi v the the motherfucker trying to holler everything in here, Hey,
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 4: we gotta go get we run to man, we gotta go.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 4: Ain't gonna why. It was like, because the fucking son's
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 4: creeping in nothing. We gotta go, what do you need why?
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 4: But luckily Jay's there.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 13: Apparently Felip they missed the whole ship everywhere it's the
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 13: plain or whatever, but he got back to where it was.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 13: So so like we go outside and by this time
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 13: we get there, all the cars are guard and there's
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 13: like a construction site right in front, and we don't know,
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 13: like what the like this We didn't see this. It
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 13: was dark and we didn't see none of this ship here.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 13: And like the guy was like, oh man, because like
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 13: during Holmes Road do the night people know to move
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 13: their cars a certain way, but nobody telling us this ship.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 13: Adu said like, hey, man, oh man, you got your car. Hey,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 13: next time I come out here, we're gonna tell it.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 13: And she goes, hey, if it is the next If
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 13: it is the next time, I want you to tell it.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 4: It was crazy, man, that is that is crazy. That
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 4: is a wild story, bro. Hopefully fe was crazy getting
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 4: into some ship man especially, it was wild boy. Yeah, Texas,
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 4: it's like the middle of no It's fun.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: I love about city. Man, it's tight. I like Texas.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 4: I like Houston. I've never been to Houston.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 11: Tomorrow. Hey, guys, I'm being flown out to Houston. Yeah,
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 11: I'm not gonna be in for the show next week.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 4: I would love that. Anybody wants to flying out to Houston.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 4: It's a guy. You want to come do comedy? Yeah,
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 4: Like I didn't say te jokes. Yeah.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 11: So hey man, So look, everybody in the chat room,
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 11: we're gonna get into some of your super chats right
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 11: now and read them up. By the way, all the
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 11: superchats are entered, you guys get two pro pen kits,
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 11: so you get the cart which is uh, you know,
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 11: it goes on the battery as well. So you get
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 11: both those items, only two of you guys, so we
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 11: will be picking them off the superchats. Felipe Asparza says,
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 11: I love you THEO Hey.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 4: What I believe man? What's up?
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 11: I'm about to go to the fucking moon. What happens
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 11: on this podcast? We get people fucking We do get
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 11: people up. But Jami Kennedy was we got him pretty
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 11: fucking high. That was one of the highest. We will
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 11: We definitely will continue to keep getting people high. That's
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 11: just how we do it on the We Don't Smoke
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 11: the Same podcast. Thank everybody who's been joining the Patreon
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 11: as well.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 4: All the people.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 11: By the way, remember if you guys are not on
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 11: the Patreon, you guys get two extra episodes that will
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 11: stay on Patreon only you guys get to see clips
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 11: on them on Instagram. But different conversation, different people. Two
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 11: episodes a month, plus you get access to a secret
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 11: man you a twenty nine ninety nine merch tier plus
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 11: one hundred dollars Patreon box uh mystery box tier. So
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 11: there's different. There's something different for everybody.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 4: Motherfuckers are bringing the savings to you.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 11: Yeah, straight up, there's something for everybody. And it just
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 11: costs five to play, so you could just be a
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 11: part of the community for just five bucks.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 4: There.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 11: If you guys want more, let me start off with
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 11: the first super chat. Browsey says, what's good? U yms
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 11: and yns and same team?
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 4: Stay safe, hope you're black? Okay, Now I gotta ask,
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 4: is why n an offensive term? I mean it.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 13: I mean it's one of those things where only yms
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 13: should be able to call themselves yms.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 4: These guys call themselves yms yms young Mexican.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 11: If I'm like, what if I'm like just some yms
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 11: hanging out with my yns, I mean abbreviation hanging out.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 4: Hey, I'm too old to give a fuck.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 13: Uh.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that is like a new term. Though I don't
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 4: know where it came from. It I love it. I
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 4: love It's like the Lions out.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 11: It's like, I don't know where it came from, but
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 11: it just got picked up and then sure enough it's
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 11: in every rap song. I don't know if the View
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 11: has covered it yet, but once it's on the View,
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 11: it's over. It's somebody's gonna bring it up.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 4: There'll be some new older bitches, yo. Why they're gonna
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 4: get some new older bitches on the view man.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 11: Old yo, oh man, you know what had me dying?
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 11: Bronna spanned me some Tubmans oh man dog.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 4: The yo.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 11: Yeah, like he said that he has what he has
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 11: a joke where you know it talks about you know
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 11: how Harriet Tubman was supposed to be on a twenty
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 11: dollars bill and he's like, Yo, how cool would it
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 11: be with a new term.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 4: He's like, Yo, this is uh watch the special. Special
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 4: is pretty good man. It's a it's a it's five bucks.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. Just just most of y'all
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 4: have an Amazon Primate Council is on Apple TV, it's
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 4: on YouTube, it's on uh if it's on Spotify.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 13: If you got on Spotify account, listen, do it on Spotify.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 13: I think it's funny.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 4: If you got Apple Music, you do that same ship
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 4: there title Wheezer. Listen to.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 11: Watch it, put it on your playlist.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 4: At Theodore Comedy on Everything.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 13: At Theodore Comedy on Everything, you'll find you'll find anything
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 13: for me.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 11: And when you watch it from the we Don't Smoke
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 11: the same podcast, tag them you'll know because they'll probably
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 11: be like a blunt in front.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 4: Of their hands and be like I'm watching it.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 11: That's usually how they do it. There it is, it's
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 11: on the screen. So that's the one right there. When
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 11: you see that one, make sure you guys take on
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 11: that one right there, right it's right about an hour hilarious.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 11: I I was high as fun watching it yesterday, you
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 11: know what.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 4: I was way to watch it.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 11: There's so much funny ship on there. Bro, So make
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 11: sure you guys go support. And next week we prepare
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 11: for Nitty Special as well. We're gonna well, I think
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 11: I might watch the second the Patreon episode.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 4: We're gonna do it. We're gonna just interview you Nitty. Okay,
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 4: let's go. I'm gonna ask you all the stupid questions
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 4: that you would ask. Yeah.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 11: Next one, Browsey uh says, I got your back, x G.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 11: All jokes aside, Well, she could pick you up, x
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 11: Gie if you don't want to drive. You know what
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 11: I'm saying.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 4: She went to go see Ralph in the hospital. Dog.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 4: That's the real one right there. I'll pick you up
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 4: to x G. Let's go, don't be lied, don't be lied?
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 4: Got you? Then?
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 11: He then that's the reason he's late.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, shout out to you x G stay in your house.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 4: Uh to be safe. You know what I'm saying. He's
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 4: ad a rave Uh.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 11: Tino Santo sends the thumbs up. Uh, combs up to
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 11: you right back. Joaquin Rodriguez says, Salulus, same team, thank
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 11: you so much for that super chat.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 4: Same team.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 11: Sam Wise the Great says, I just bought the Laboobu
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 11: mystery box from my kid. Hey, salute to you man.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 11: They're becoming harder and harder to get. I think once
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 11: China got a handle the handle them, it's it's it's
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 11: done for there.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 4: No, there's the real ones are in demand.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 11: Next one comes from Tino Santo says, shout out to
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 11: the We don't Smoke the same podcast I asked. I
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 11: was asked, was my favorite weed brand is? I said,
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 11: chick Lits all colors. He's going to be up there
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 11: with the big brands one day.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 4: Chickens. I mean I liked it.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 11: The hash hole fucking correct, bro, No fucking problem, Bro.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 11: I was saying, I was gonna send you a video
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 11: at the end, No need. I usually send it to everybody.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 11: I made a how to because or maybe it's just
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 11: Philippe Filippa would.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 4: Destroy these things better. Yeah, he's getting better, but he
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 4: just destroy But like, bro, you gotta have an even burn.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah man, and then it sucking steaks up on you. Yeah, amazing,
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 4: They're so tasty.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 11: Man Dead Presidents for twenty says, shout out from Houston, Texas.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 4: Time we got some gets baby EXAs in the house.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 11: Uh Miguel, Miguel Marquez, Damn right what he says, That's right, right,
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 11: that's right. Next, next one comes from Whitney p Salute
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 11: from North Alabama.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 4: Fuck ice and any other three letters in their name.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 11: Yes, I see e baby e, all the e's all
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 11: the eyes, salute to you. Next one, Rex says he
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 11: much love to y'all. Take care XG can't believe this
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 11: ship is here and happening. Let's all help one another.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 4: I concur yep.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 11: Next one E win and just sends a supersticker in
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 11: the super chat, Thank you so much. Dade Franco says,
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 11: what a dude, fellas smoke to stay lit. Same team.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 11: We definitely smoked. I've smoked the number already, three, I've
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 11: smoked one. I did a speedball pretty much because I
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 11: had I was doing I was drinking the celsius.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 4: Those things are fucking and they're amazing, Dude. I love
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 4: those things like.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 11: I was and when I go to when I go
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 11: to the gym, Dog and I just I don't even
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 11: need pre work. I was just half a Canada and
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 11: I'm like juiced next one or when when they were
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 11: about to do the Green Thumb Show. Sometimes I just
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 11: fucking just need that that ship because before Dog, That's
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 11: the reason I would do coke because I would be
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 11: so tired all the time. Yeah, I would just I
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 11: would smoking all that and that. Remember when I was falling.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 4: Asleep all the time. I did cocaine in high school.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 11: So you have natural energy at that age.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 13: But man, but the thing is like the I like okay,
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 13: and it's like it's it's one of those things where
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 13: it did the opposite effect on me, like I could
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 13: actually calm down and go in it.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 4: It like that.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 13: It's the reason why I can smoke a lot of
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 13: weed is because I have ADHD and like I think
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 13: I'm self diagnosed.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 4: Like so it's like I could take a lot I
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 4: can you know what I'm saying. I can get high. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 4: It takes a lot for me to focus.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 13: When I focus in on something it's it's really like
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 13: I've been like I have a show that I'm actually
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 13: trying to like do. It's a stupid little thing that
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 13: I'm trying to figure out. It's called Eating Foreign with Taylor,
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 13: where I find uh. I have my comedian friends and
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 13: I eat uh like their uh like their culture. So
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 13: like I find like I've eaten I did Nigerian friends
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 13: culture and my Filipino friends culture, about to do my
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 13: friends out Salvador.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 4: And home cook style.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 13: No, No, it's just like I just pick a restaurant
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 13: because it's not about the food. I don't give about
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 13: the food. I just give you facts about like the culture,
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 13: you know what I'm saying, and about the thing. It's
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 13: just a stupid thing that sit there with my friends.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 13: I think it's like one of those things where I
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 13: don't like to just put things on just to put
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 13: things on.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 4: If I put something on, then maybe it's something you
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 4: know that's dope.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 11: And I think I think that's the I think that's
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 11: a great concept, you know.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 4: I mean I love that ship. But Ray and.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 11: Myself, he'duce helps me producing your films. A food show
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 11: we do. We've had it for six years on Be
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 11: Real TV. It's called High and Hungry, but you know,
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 11: we get high and then we just we go. We
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 11: pretty much do what Guy Fieri does, but we incorporate
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 11: a lot more of the you know, the weed space
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 11: in it. And uh yeah, man, that's like kind of
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 11: like we do. Maybe I gotta have you on that show.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 11: I take you to one place and then I'll show
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 11: you how Salvadorians.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 4: Do it with our with our food.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 11: I had the Salvadorian Yeah, what did you eat my
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 11: most Yeah?
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 4: They were so good. Yeah?
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 11: Did you eat him up the way I told you?
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 4: Though? I put him in.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 11: Okay, yeah, well no, because I told him I was like,
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 11: look for don't put him in the microwave. I was like,
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 11: you're either gonna put him in a frying pan and
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 11: then butt no, no, no grease, or you're gonna put
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 11: him on the in the airfimer in the oven and
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 11: then that that would make the doll like.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 4: Soft again and you know, delicious glad.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 11: I mean, I'll try to bring some more next time.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 11: Next one comes in from quaking d J Boz. He says,
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 11: same team, same team to you, back dog, Christopher uh says,
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 11: sends another super chat ice better funk off.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 4: They're trying anything. It's war abo the African African. I
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 4: mean she she.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 13: Said she called me every day. I'm calling you every day.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 13: See if they get you or not. That's what I'm like,
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 13: because like I'm a Hey listen, I'm a citizen. I
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 13: paid to get in here, so you know I'm a
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 13: more citizen and wanted to know what I'm saying. Boom,
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 13: that's how more American I am. I put money down
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 13: for this ship. You know what I'm saying.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 11: Ye, America has always and will probably forever be a
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 11: pay to play country.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but she's scared of the fucking ice ship man.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 13: Yeah, Well, I mean this ship is wild, bro, Like
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 13: like it's crazy because everybody thinks that sh is going
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 13: on everywhere, and it's like, dude, this is it's propaganda.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 4: Bro, It's it's weird. It's weird when you're not there.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 4: It's crazy. They ain't taking no black people and I'm good. Yeah,
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 4: and none of the clips that I've seen, I haven't
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 4: taken away holidays, Nigga, you ain't importing me. I'm good.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 4: No more Black History Month, Okay, I can still celebrated.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 4: I haven't even seen like a dark Cuban up in
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 4: the mix. Bro, Like they're just like what I'm saying, Like,
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 4: y'all got your own black people. Yeah, well, y'all need
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 4: to bring them out there blocks.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 11: Yes, I know black, yeah, yo, Dominicans and Cubans behating
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 11: that ship.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 4: You know black black, y'all need to get them out
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 4: in front. And you know, and y'all they do some
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 4: making sure.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 11: Next one comes from a sap Gary Uh says, we
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 11: don't smoke. We don't smoke her the same dog pro
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 11: pan or no pen. Thank you so much for that one.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 11: And last at the moment comes up from Mega Man
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 11: people just live your life. Salute to you, Mega Man.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 11: Thank you so And I hope your son's in a
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 11: good place. Bro's missing right now and it sucks, but yeah,
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 11: I hope everything situated itself with that good vibes to
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 11: you dog. Thank you everybody for the super chats. We
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna let you guys go all the way to
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 11: like eleven twenty so we can go ahead and get
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 11: all the most super chats in there and everybody in
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 11: the rifles so you guys could win the pro pen
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 11: and uh get out get all the goodies with it
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 11: as well that uh you know, you guys win a prize.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 11: Do you have do you have any jokes that you're like, yo,
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 11: this is too dark for me.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 13: Uh well, the fucking like yeah, uh like, I mean
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 13: it's stuff like I don't know, Like I mean, I
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 13: don't talk about it anymore. The one joke that got
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 13: me booed at TSU was, uh, you know, there's there's
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 13: no actual explanation for having a retro while walking inside
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 13: of a daycare, right, And it was a joke being like,
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 13: because my sister woke me up one day when I
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 13: I mean I was a young kid, so I'm in
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 13: my twenties and she told me to drive her the
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 13: fucking daycare and you gotta sign her in And I
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 13: was like, uh, ship, I don't want to go up
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 13: in here. You know what I'm saying, Like you know
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 13: what I'm saying, I just hopped. I just woke up.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 13: You woke me up out of my sleep. I was
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 13: having a good dream up the street, Go fucking drive.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 13: And it's like he's like, you lazy bitch, Like you
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 13: know what I'm saying, it's at the driver. And that's
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 13: what wasn't my fucking bra I'm an idiot they booed before,
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 13: but like it is the buddy the joke that turned
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 13: into a Michael Jackson joke, And it's like, ya.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 4: Wait till I get to the funny part, Like you
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 4: know what I'm saying.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 13: But it's like I tried not to fucking write shit
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 13: like that because there's no reason to fucking nobody want
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 13: to hear that ship.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. I can be funny. I'm
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 4: not in this climate these days. Bro.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 11: Maybe I don't know, like because you look at some
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 11: of the material they had before.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 4: Man, it's you're just like anything you went.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 13: Yeah yeah, But like I mean, if you can't, you're
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 13: just not doing it right man. If you can't right now,
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 13: Like there's always been rules. If you could, it's the
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 13: bending of the rules that's fun, it's not the breaking.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 11: If you could describe your comedic style and like like
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 11: in a way, like describe it as a rapper.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 4: How what rapper would you describe it as? You know,
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 4: my favorite rapper is uh, rock him, rock him a
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 4: law Like I like rock him saying so like I
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 4: like flow. You know what I'm saying. My face, I
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 4: like he's like Big Daddy.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 13: I'm Old Big Dady Kane and ship like that, you
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 13: know what I'm saying like that, I like flow so
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 13: like rock him is my favorite rapper, so I try
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 13: to do like my jokes are written in like type
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 13: of melody that like, so I can remember him because
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 13: a little bit you know then like you know, so
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 13: like you know, so when I get on the roll,
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 13: I can do the thing that's the sing song. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 13: so like you know, it's it's one of those things.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 13: So it's a well written things. Boss man, look at that.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 13: Motherfucker just saw my dry ass, fucking crusty ass lips and.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 11: It was like, you know, no, no, no, I saw
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 11: the empty water bottle and I'm like, yo, my man's
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 11: been talking a lot.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 4: It's like, let me houck him up.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 13: So but uh yeah, it's one of those things where
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 13: I mean, that's how I kind of write what I'm saying.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 4: I'm telling us. I mean, I mean, I'm not a storyteller.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 4: I write jokes. I like that music too, though, like
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 4: it tells a story or it said, it's like a
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 4: listen to the Yeah, it's one.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 13: Of those things where it goes into this and it
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 13: bleeds into this and you think something you think I'm
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 13: telling like three or four or five jokes, it's like.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 4: It's like two they get into that, but but I've
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 4: just moved it into this and you know those are
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 4: the good ones, Yeah for sure. So like and yeah,
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 4: AirPods under your chair? What the hell? Yeah?
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 11: So I mean that's a good way. That's a good
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 11: way to put it though.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 11: I mean, and I feel like you've given that some
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 11: thought to put some and then you have like a
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 11: melodic style and your.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it helps me write the joke.
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 13: And it's it's one of those things where it bleeds
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 13: into I don't know, it's it's it's something it's in
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 13: my head. Nobody else can hear it, but it's there.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 13: You know what I'm saying, you know, like it's it's
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 13: nothing that you'd.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 4: Be like, oh, you know what I like, you know
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 4: what I'm saying.
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 13: But I have written it away where I because most
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 13: of a lot of my ship listen, it's a lot.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 4: Of facial expressions and a lot of fucking like inflection.
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 4: I talk.
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 13: You know what I'm saying. I say, you know, you
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 13: know clever, but you know what I'm saying, Like it's
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 13: the way I do it.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 4: In the way I can tell it.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 11: You know, I was gonna I was gonna say, do
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 11: you have any regrets in your committed career? Like what's like,
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 11: what something that you're just like, Man, I wish I
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 11: would have not done that. I feel like you're not
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 11: a man of many regrets.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 13: Well, the thing is, it's it's like, what are you
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 13: regretting about? Like you know what I'm saying, Like, you know,
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 13: like like it's in the past. Until you get to
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 13: the destination that you need to get to, you can
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 13: worry about the past.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. I mean, I'm still trucking,
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 4: you know, I'm still keeping it going. You know what
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 4: I'm saying. I gotta try to find gigs.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 13: I gotta fucking be out there in these streets, you know,
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 13: looking for agents and stuff like that, you.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 4: Know, avoiding people with age, you know what I'm saying,
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 4: avoiding other than the damn goddamn demonstration. Then took away
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 4: the aide.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 11: Say it's the coolest thing you've got to do in
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 11: your comedy career so far. I mean there's probably tons, but.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 13: Just honestly, uh, I don't know, man, You know as
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 13: a comic. It's just it's one of those things where
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 13: it's like.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 11: Like actual thing or just like experience, whether it's a show,
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 11: working with someone or getting to do something because of comedy.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 13: Oh well one of my favorites. Okay, So like I
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 13: have like certain people, certain people in my life. I
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 13: little seal ball and stuff. But like when I started,
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 13: David Hell was like that's where that like, that's that
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 13: thing where it like.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 13: What was one of his jokes where it's like walking
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 13: like the you know, the way he sounds like that
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 13: that's where I picked that ship up where it's like
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 13: the way he fucking like you know, does things, and
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 13: it's like that's where I was, like, that's what when
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 13: I started.
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 4: It was a lot of those. So like he's like
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 4: like my.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 13: I would say, my favorite comedian, like you know what
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 13: I'm saying, because that's where I started, Like when I started,
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 13: That's how I started writing. So I had like jokes
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 13: kind of like I was like a little hotel, you
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 13: know what I'm saying writing and that you know, he
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 13: had a show call in Soniac where everybody were.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 4: And the road was what he wanted to be on.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 4: You wanted to be on the road.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 13: You want to have experiences and ship like that and
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 13: going around fucking small towns and ship like that and
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 13: fucking drinking being.
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 4: Being talking to town you know, because you got it.
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 4: But it's fun, dude, Like I gotta live. Let's have fun.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 4: Let's you know what I'm saying. You know, tick it?
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 4: That that was?
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 1: That was?
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 13: Those are good times, hey, hanging those good those those
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 13: things growing up doing the one you're starting. You're sucking
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 13: your first clique that you have, going out, your fucking
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 13: friends that you're writing with.
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 4: That's fucking dope ass ship. Like you know what I'm saying.
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 13: It's regret is like I don't know, it's it's one
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 13: of those things where you won't be who you are
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 13: because you have those experiences.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying.
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 4: I mean, I regret in the present a couple of hours.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 4: You know, I hate you now, you know, coming from
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 4: regrets to a whole other thing.
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 11: Is that you know, and you've been being so experienced
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 11: in your comedic career, is there any part of the
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 11: comedy journey that I guess life doesn't prepare you for.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 4: I guess that you weren't prepared for out of the whole.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's honestly, all of them.
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 13: Honestly, like nobody really like people guide you into the
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 13: next place. They don't really tell you what it's gonna
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 13: be like doing this.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. You got to go through
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 4: the ship that you're doing. Like producing my ship.
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 11: Was very hard, that's all you.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so you're not well? Well I did okay.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 13: So basically I was at a festival and Comedy Dynamics
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 13: asked me to do a album. I was like, hey, man,
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 13: if I shoot a special, if I put you my
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 13: money into it and make it special, you guys want
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 13: to take that. I mean I saw what they had
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 13: and I was like, yo, I mean, I'm funny, you know,
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 13: So I just I went out there fucking produced it
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 13: and they liked what they saw and they put me
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 13: on and like, I mean, and you it's also at
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 13: the Comedydamics page.
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 4: You can you can also bid at the common page.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 6: But like.
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 4: It's one of those things where like, uh, being lucky.
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 4: Lucky is when preparation meets opportunity. Correct what I'm saying, So,
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 4: if you prepare yourself to when somebody says, hey, here's
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 4: an inch. If you prepare yourself to take a yard
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 4: every time, you can keep clawing in this business. You
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 4: know what I'm saying. You can keep doing the same thing.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 4: It's a it's a fun thing. I do it very well,
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying. You know, so like why not?
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 9: You know?
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 4: Why not? Ye know, so like that's it. I can
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 4: do other stuff, but hey, why not?
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 4: That does comedy ever take anybody out of the country? Yeah,
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 4: all the time? Yeah, that's the goal.
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean honestly, like I'm trying to do cruise
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 13: ships now, that's what I'm.
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 4: Am. You're down with the ocean like that every day. Brother.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 13: Well, I'm from Liberia, which was form of my former slaves.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 13: So we like, uh we said, hey, man, that first
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 13: boat ride was a motherfucker. How about number two back?
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 4: And but uh but uh no, I mean it's one
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 4: of these things.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 4: You you can travel the world and you can do
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 4: how long would you be on the boat for probably
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 4: three to four days, probably a week? You wouldn't do
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 4: the weekend. N I hate the ocean respectfully. That ship
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 4: is like the scariest ship to me. Yeah, man, Yeah,
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 4: I used to call it swim at the beach. I
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 4: don't know, to go to death. It's like it's a
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 4: lot of death. Can you swim? Yeah, well okay, what
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 4: I do is not die for forty five minutes. Well
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 4: he can't even swim, that's what see. You gotta you
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 4: gotta you gotta just learn see the trick. Ain't swim.
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 4: You ain't trying to be no on, you ain't trying
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 4: to be Michaelpheltes. Yeah, Like I don't want to be
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 4: in the middle.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 13: You gotta like not die for forty five minutes, be
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 13: able to be in the water and not die. That's
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 13: all you need tread water, just not die, I mean respectfully.
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 13: You know what I'm saying, be above water. You know
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 13: what I'm saying. You ain't gotta be That's all you
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 13: gotta do this.
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 11: You ain't gotta like at this point, you know, racing
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 11: how to happen at this point, you know, the only
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 11: place I'm getting into is like a pool dog Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 11: like that's like that's more.
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 4: That's where I'm getting to. We're not going to the ocean. Bro.
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 11: The ocean has so many things in it, Bro, that
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 11: she's been cleaning bodies.
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 4: Since the dawn. If you went to Hawaii, you wouldn't
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 4: step into the water with that.
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 11: I've been to Hawaii, and I walked in there as
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 11: much as right here, and then I walked right out.
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 11: No dog with a turtle. No, I'm not going and
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 11: dive down like thirty feet.
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 13: Man, that's some good water, what I do. That's some
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 13: good water over there, man, that's good water.
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 11: Like I'm okay, I'm going in the water, but I'm
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 11: not like fucking like, get a life jacket.
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, get a life jacket. Man. You can do nothing.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 4: You can just sit there for real. Man. I remember
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 4: fucking this. This is a place called Lake Comrade.
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 13: When Hes and this man and motherfucker we would go
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 13: there for like a fishing trip, on a boat trip.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 13: It was like one of those like double deck of
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 13: boats whatever they you know it on the lake. It's
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 13: motherfucking white people.
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 4: You got to get in the water and you have
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 4: to be all the life jacket all the time. They're like,
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 4: oh man, what the fuck? Ah, Man, like it sucks,
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 4: we save your wife, what the fuck? I hate wearing
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 4: life jacket. I hate wearing why because it's I feel
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 4: more free without it, and you can also die.
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 11: But I feel I feel like a confidence swimmer and
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 11: I'm not going in some rapid waters and ship.
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 4: But if I'm don't wear a seatbelt, I'm in a
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 4: lake and it's.
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 12: Like a calm lake and I'm like and I'm swimming
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 12: with other people and I'm like, yeah, I'll be all right.
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 4: And when you said what about the turtle, I was like, man,
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 4: fuck them turtles bro forty to thirty minutes and not dying,
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 4: that's all you need. See, I'm cutting.
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 11: Look, man, I'm like at first, I'm like, I always
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 11: was heavier. I always been heavy, like pretty heavy guy
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 11: all my life.
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 4: I forget that.
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 11: So I always thought I was like, man, I was like,
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 11: I don't just being that big. I don't think I'm
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 11: supposed to be in the water. But now you know,
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 11: I've been. I'd been working at my Fittish ship the
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 11: last seven months, so I'm almost.
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 13: Almost close to Pete and drinking so much and then
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 13: jumping back in the water, sobering up, getting back out
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 13: and start drinking.
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 11: See that's see, That's what I'm hoping to do. And
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 11: I think maybe like since we get late summer's here.
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 11: I'm hoping that towards the end, I will I'll document
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 11: a dog. I'm gonna take a fucking class and I'm
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 11: gonna learn how to fucking swim.
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 4: Swimming is such good exercise too, dog.
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 11: I mean, look, let's not get carried away. I just
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 11: want to learn to not fucking die. Yeah.
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, see that one. He's like, I don't need to
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 4: be like race you literally in the water.
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 11: Treading water is so much exercise because it's not you're
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 11: literally riding a bike half fun cool yeah, and Nidy's
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 11: trying to pull up once you learn with a gun,
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 11: He's like ready, he said, no, he's gonna jump in there,
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 11: like no, man, water, moving in water takes energy though, yeah, yeah,
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 11: it's more than regular energy.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 11: The the gymgo is like bodybuilders, so like it's it's
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 11: mostly all like weights and calasthetics and ship like that.
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 4: A bunch of guys doing steroids.
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 11: Nah, there, it's the dude that you can't do steroids
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 11: and win trophies at the same time, like in that business.
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 4: I think they know what's a test where it's not
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 4: like baseball.
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 11: But like, yeah, you know there's probably some guys just
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 11: fucking probably for some ship that we're for like a league.
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 11: They're just fucking doing it for oh for sure. Yeah no,
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 11: but I mean like the dude who owns it, he
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 11: like he has a crazy story, like dude was in
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 11: prison overseas and then he you know, story of perseverance
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 11: and all this ship like some Arnold ship. I haven't
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 11: I'm not done reading his book yet, so I'll invite
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 11: him to the show. Yeah he talks like Arnold. Yeah,
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 11: he talks like that, have a and then like he's
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 11: you want looks like the Iron Sheet, but you went.
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 4: Through the Indian, next the Germany, y'all the ones.
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 12: There's too many of y'all. Bro, you guys will we won't.
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 12: We love that ship dog off that was that was
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 12: a white guy did that? I mean, yeah, we love that.
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 12: We love that pool Dog it was is the man.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 4: I get it, though I can't. I can't hate all it. Listen, Hey,
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 4: well it was just a cartoon. Bring bring back a pool. Uh,
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 4: don't bring him back. You can't bring him back, no,
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 4: because it's not the same.
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 11: It's like if they were to bring Chef back in
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 11: South Park, like the damage has been done. We all
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 11: know why he's not there Bro, and we're not cool
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 11: with that. Yeah, bringing back because the pen swung back.
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 11: Trump is president, Bring back up pool, all right.
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 4: You can't.
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 11: You can't just be saying up in a country, like
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 11: in a country that all of a sudden you find
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 11: out we got freedom of speech here and then he's like,
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 11: you know, he's not gonna limit what he says. Pretty
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 11: the Canadian rules still apply to you. Dog here the
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 11: portrait as the portraits though, you think they don't have
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 11: to give a report card to Trudeau for you be like.
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 4: Who's currently running at Carney. It's not the Indian guy?
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 4: Like who just who switched up on Drake? What a
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 4: fucking goof goof? Yeah yeah, Jack sing rat, I just
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 4: went for Bro. All right, next one, U, last one,
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 4: says Joaquin rod Draker.
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 11: Rodriguez says, respectfully, we don't smoke the same breaking stereotypes
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 11: every day.
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 4: Cheers yes, what right? Well you know, like, well, I
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 4: don't know, I guess.
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 11: All the bet stereotypes that were broken today, Like you
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 11: know what, you're just like, man, fuck watermelon.
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 4: I don't like watermelon. I don't like water And then
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 4: catch up. Apparently I'm a Mayo. I'm a male eater.
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 11: I'm sorry always fired fired you know you never had
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 11: Japanese male. Yeah, qpe the one that I want a
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 11: little little baby in the front.
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that ship's so good. What's different about it? It's
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 4: it's different.
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 11: It's like a different ingredients, like if you make a
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 11: sounds with that with like compared to like the American one,
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 11: totally different experience.
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 4: I gotta try some Japanese male. It's like what they
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 4: should have done with Miracle Yes made his savory type
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 4: of ship America. WHI was too tangy qupy QP mayleisees.
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  Speaker 4: It's like it's like a little fucking baby. It's no cover.
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  Speaker 4: Next one comes from Vinnie Mack.
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  Speaker 11: Shout out from Texas, e looking strong, ge, thank you
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  Speaker 11: so much, appreciate that.
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  Speaker 4: Hey hot, I'm gonna go to Texas one day. It's fun, man, just.
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  Speaker 13: A fun like just all cities are fun. I say
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  Speaker 13: that ship when I get back, I'm my age, but
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 13: all cities are fun outside. I love I love going
• 1:59:07
  Speaker 13: to Dallas, love going to Santa Toad. I love going
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 13: to Crosby the off area under the freeway. No, I've
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 13: been to Crossley, Texas though. Yeah, uh like Texas is huge. Man,
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 13: it's a it's a you could bounce around everywhere. Man,
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  Speaker 13: I love I love all of Texas.
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  Speaker 4: Man, been tossing. I've driven through Dallas, but I've been
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 4: to Austin's Fun. Austin's fun. It's not it's not by
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 4: a couple of you. But everything's flat over there, Austin, Texas. Houston,
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  Speaker 4: Houston's flats fun. I love it. You can look everywhere
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  Speaker 4: you don't see that. Houston sounds so fun, man. It
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  Speaker 4: is a fun city man. A lot of lots of
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  Speaker 4: people too. Yeah.
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  Speaker 13: Man, No, it's the most diversity of the country because
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  Speaker 13: we have like everybody, it's just a bunch.
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  Speaker 4: Of lad you can take we're better than them. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: how uh well, I think that it's honestly. Okay, So
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  Speaker 4: I don't know where'd you go? Okay, so it's just sanatod,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, just.
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  Speaker 13: Santonio and like, I mean, yeah, that is like that
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  Speaker 13: was just more hony toy Houston.
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  Speaker 4: Houston is like a real like it's a more like.
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  Speaker 13: Uh, it's a blue collar city that does a lot
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  Speaker 13: of big ship you know, and like you know, we
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  Speaker 13: keep industry out though.
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  Speaker 4: So that's like a lot of like we have some
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 4: of the best comedians. We have some of the best
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  Speaker 4: comedians in that.
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  Speaker 13: Hey, the food is fucking delicious because we have all
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  Speaker 13: kinds of rockets.
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  Speaker 11: Baby, one day I'm gonna make my way down there
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  Speaker 11: in the near future.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 11: Uh, definitely shout out to Texas with them. Uh yeah,
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 11: I think it's about that time. We are going to
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  Speaker 11: pick a winner.
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  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 11: We're gonna pick two winners to win the pro pen kit,
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  Speaker 11: which you will get the battery and the cart. Uh
• 2:01:18
  Speaker 11: you know as a prize. So you got two chances. Salutor,
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  Speaker 11: I wish I had one, but thank everybody who entered,
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  Speaker 11: and good luck. It looks to be the first winner
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 11: is going to be and the winner is going to
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 11: be Miguel Marquez. Whatngratulations Miguel Marquez. Please send me, send
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  Speaker 11: me proof of your instagment, send me proof of your
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 11: YouTube page and your address on Instagram or Patreon.
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  Speaker 4: L yeah, Miguel, probably you did that, My dude, Sid
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  Speaker 4: hold your head up high all day to day.
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  Speaker 11: Cut Hey, that needs to be in the SoundBite after
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 11: every everything, after everyone, every time somebody wins. That's the
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  Speaker 11: pep talk. That's how that's how you should be fucking
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 11: having bro, got some right, got some ship.
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 4: It's like the family guy, Weather Guy. It's called it.
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 4: That was so quick bro, all right.
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 11: And the next the last winner, which last one for
• 2:02:31
  Speaker 11: today is going to be the winner goes to a
• 2:02:36
  Speaker 11: sap Gary.
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 15: Congratulations Sap Gary, you did that ship, homie. Congratulations to
• 2:02:44
  Speaker 15: a sap Gary uh and the other homie as well
• 2:02:49
  Speaker 15: for entering. And thank everybody for your super chats as well.
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 4: Tomorrow we will I'm gonna come back with something even
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  Speaker 4: bigger for you guys tomorrow.
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 11: So yeah, straight up, we're gonna go ahead and I'll
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 11: see what we have in the warehouse.
• 2:02:59
  Speaker 4: I don't know. You know what.
• 2:03:01
  Speaker 11: Tomorrow we're gonna do an autographed Real Cycle record autographed
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 11: by B Real and cycle Less.
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 11: It's gonna go to one lucky winner. So if you
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 11: have not gotten your real Cycle, which is be Reals
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 11: and and Cycle Least from the Beatnut's latest album. It
• 2:03:17
  Speaker 11: is out on vinyl and it is limited, but these
• 2:03:19
  Speaker 11: are signed, so I'm only gonna do one because the
• 2:03:22
  Speaker 11: rest are staying in my collection. But tomorrow tune in,
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 11: you know what, Let's throw in Rock's drum kit too.
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 11: You know what, you're right, you know he would. He
• 2:03:32
  Speaker 11: would cry so bad.
• 2:03:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he would cry so much. You're doing another Whatnot.
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna I'm gonna put date him today. I had
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 11: I was so busy the last two weekends. So I'm
• 2:03:42
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• 2:03:48
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• 2:03:48
  Speaker 4: There as well.
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 11: Let's give it up for our guest today, Theodore Emmy
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