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Season One, Episode 22: The Dusk Funnel Part 2: Powdah Rangahs · Flail to the Face: A "Compatible with Mörk Borg" Actual Play Podcast

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Greetings, scum, and welcome to Flail to the Face.
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Oh my God, my name is Cannibal Chris.
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I'm gonna be AGM once again. This is the dust funnel part
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2:00-ish. We're gonna get deeper.
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We're getting deeper with. Hello, I'm Levi.
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I'm the first one being deep down the.
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First one getting deeper. I regret it all.
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I'm Thomas. I'm playing Rusig and I don't
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regret it at all. Love you, Thomas.
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Cut that, I'll. Cut it, I'll cut it, don't you
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worry. I'm Kevin and I'm playing Tommy.
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Is that is that it? Is it my turn?
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You got nothing really weird from him?
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No, I. I just can't do it anymore.
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I. Appreciate.
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I appreciate that. I feel like we've had too much
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time off from each other. Oh, I'm Jake, and I play a guy
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from Transylvania. Yeah, you don't know his name
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either. It's.
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It's strand. It's not spinned, it's strand.
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You know how I were. Listen to the episodes.
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I'm Nate. I play Screech.
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Flail. So the five of you, I'm not
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going to name you all. You name yourselves about a
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couple rooms deep into this dusk funnel, we'll call it Trademark
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group was gone. I was.
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Gonna say a good time? No.
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This. Duck hole.
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You encountered four of these filthy rag draped dudes, one of
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which you killed pretty brutally by all.
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Kind of plummeting down a shaft at him wasn't quite that
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elegant. Or maybe it was more elegant.
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So you you decided. I thought it was great.
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That was good too. Yeah, it was beautiful.
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I got cataracts I couldn't tell. Fair enough.
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That really makes sense, Was what happened.
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Yeah, the other three guys here, though, are a little bit
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dumbfounded by you. Your guys is dropping in, Yeah,
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but they're a little bit upset, brandishing.
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Toothpicks. Makeshift knives look like
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ships. They just like, maybe even
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carved from slate. But that's real initiative.
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So let's start with Levi. Oh, hey, that's a good role.
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It's. Four.
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So. So that's you guys.
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Now we know that these this, this chamber here has but
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several shallow puddles of water are on the floor of this place.
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Rotting food piled along the walls stinks kind of sweet.
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You know like small rotting produce.
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Low smoldering fires cast a sinister glow on the underside
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of iron cauldrons. That's notable.
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So that's, you know, keep that looks like you have interrupted
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them kind of watching. Like their linen.
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Yeah, clothes and pans in this muddy water.
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You also notice a strange little slanted ramp leading up back to
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the main shaft where Sasha came from.
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As you remember, you went a different direction.
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You came from a different direction, rather.
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And also so does that shaft that the rest of you fell from
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gracefully, and a very shoddy spiral staircase that descends.
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Whoa. So that all being said, you guys
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are all in here as well. We'll assume just since it's a
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top of another episode that you guys were all kind of reset, you
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know what I mean? I know some of you were on the
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ground. Some of you were thrown across
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the room, specifically spin. No standing the whole time I.
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Don't know. Maybe.
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Either way, we'll kind of reset everybody for the top of the
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episode situation. Right, that's bad.
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Yeah, yes. OK, very cool.
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So what are you guys doing? Probably murders.
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Probably murders. Again, these guys, they look
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very angry that you guys are here.
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Initially. You guys just kind of dropped in
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on the. I think they yelled some stuff
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at you guys, man. I suppose I already ignited
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feelings. They were.
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They were trying to convince Levi to rob us.
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Yeah, yeah, he he came in they he reaction role was different.
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I believe he kind of joined them for a second.
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They believe that. Anyway, yeah, who knows maybe he
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did. Did you planned an idea or
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anything? But maybe he did I turn.
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Coded. Again, is Someone Like You.
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I'm on a step forward and be like, hey guys, we don't want to
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fuck around. We're just here for some powder.
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We we don't want to kill you. We obviously took out one of
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your guys. Just point us towards the
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powder, Yeah, yeah. Just point us towards the Powder
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and we'll, we'll leave you fucks alone.
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Good. Maybe.
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All right. So we're going to, we're going
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to do a reaction role. OK, I like that.
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I have a question first though. How filthy would you say Tommy
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is? On a scale of one to 10, where
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would you put his filth? 10 being very filthy.
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They are not filthy. He is freshly showered, is he
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not? Well, it got rained on from the
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outside, so I'd probably say 3-4.
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You did take your shit clothes off when you were in town too.
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Yeah, yeah. OK, so give me a reaction role
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2D6. I'm a goblin.
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People don't like that, so I'm gonna try and hide.
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Yeah, so am I. Fuck, you don't have the crazy
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thing that I have then, right? What's that?
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One, you do not pass along your goblin curse.
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Nevertheless people despise you. Reduce reaction test by two.
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Then you're the mutated Goblin. He's a.
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He's a. I'm a legit goblin.
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OK, I'm gonna hide behind Tommy. You.
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Think I'm a real goblin. I'm gonna try to hide behind him
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so I'm not noticed like a shadow that.
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Probably works. Do you mean just Just give me an
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agility test to see if how successful that is.
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We'll call that ADR 10. Oh yeah, you got it.
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Perfect. Nice.
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OK, I'm. Not here, yeah.
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You slip behind Tommy. Fortunately, you're smaller than
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him and he hides your entire form from these three anyway.
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What did you get on that reaction?
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I got a nine. A nine.
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You know what one guy steps forward from the group, kind of
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he they're all holding shins like they're about to Shank you.
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But they one of the guys steps forward, kind of puts hold it
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down at his side rather than at the ready.
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You guys, I'll let you guys get the fuck out of here, but I
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ain't getting let you any powder.
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That powder is ours, not yours. Unless you're interested in
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maybe buying. Some well, I'm not necessarily
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looking to buy some. I'm looking to get some, if you
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know what I mean. But I also don't want my friends
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to kill you. So it'd probably be in your best
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certain interest to let us do our thing.
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You do your thing and we'll fucking take off.
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Screech with his crazy hammer weapon just kind of crouches
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down in in a little shadowy spot.
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Little Corner and take some poop.
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Nope. He just.
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You know what? Why don't you join us down below
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working here? You want some powder?
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Maybe you can harvest it yourselves.
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But I'll tell you what. Whatever you harvest, you leave
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half with us. You take the other half.
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Fam let. Me talk to my friends here and
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I'm going to turn around. I'm going to take my shield off
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of my back and kind of put it on my arm and I'm going to look
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back. It's like, guys, what?
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What? What do you fucking think?
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I mean, we could easily fucking kill these mooks right now, but
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we don't want to cause too much attention to ourselves.
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You notice as you as you look over, when you say these mooks,
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you look over and they're also huddling and you see two of them
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this other I'm going. To hold my I'm going to hold my
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10 foot blow gun thing and hold it to my ear and try to listen
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it on them. That's a lot.
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That sound is pretty, actually. You know what to be Presents.
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OK, I'm an equal opportunity. That's a murderer.
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It's a natural. Talk to me.
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Fuck. What do I hear?
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I think we should still kill them.
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I think we should still kill them.
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Just, you know. Anyway, just kill them.
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So 50% you can't get away that much I.
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Am going to retract my poll. So hey, I just overheard all the
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talking over there and it sounds more like you.
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Could. Whisper Oh, you're right, they
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could probably do that too. But it sounds like our who found
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friends are going to just they're going to fucking off us.
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And I've been around and let me tell you something.
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One of my wives told me gross story about how she was living.
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That's great. Yeah, sure.
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But. Anyways, indentured servitude is
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a fucking thing, and I think we're about to find out what
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that is or die. I'm just going to say that right
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now. I've been around for a while.
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I could stand to be OFT. I like your I I like how you say
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it. I could get off too, but.
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At this point, Rusik is going to turn and he's just going to kind
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of like massage in his temples, like he's got just a headache.
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It just kind of like glares over at the group and I'm going to
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use a gift of woe, which is spend the power and do ADR 12
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presence test. Speaking of which, what class
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are you playing? I am playing the bearer of woe
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that was created by myself. Who's that guy?
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They never heard. I've never heard of you before.
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That's wonderful. Yeah, that's excellent.
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And I you know I'm going to use my my last omen.
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Oh, OK. It wasn't too successful at all.
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Nope. OK.
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Well, and instead he just ends up giving himself a bloody nose
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as he's just like concentrating. What would it have done if you
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succeeded? No, but we'll fade it from when
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it does happen. I like that.
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That's good. We'll do that.
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I'm going to hold up a dirty handkerchief that I pulled out
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of my pocket. How dirty?
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It's pretty dirty. Cool train.
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Thank you. And just like blow it.
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This is big of like blood and snot just right in the center of
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it. Just hand it back.
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I put it back in my pocket. That's fucking disgusting.
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All right, guys, well, they want to kill us no matter what.
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I got an idea. If we fucking rush them, I'll
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take Nathan Lane's face off of my shield pointed towards this
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fucking puddle. Then we get the fuck out of here
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and they could deal with that fucking demon thing that we had
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to deal with earlier. You let the old man get head
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start. I see him.
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I. Fucking go.
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Then okay, you all right and I'm going to start fucking petering
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my way over. Like taking a couple steps.
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Put the pole down couple. Steps like Yoda, yeah.
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He he sets you up like you'd think he's going to do some Yoda
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ass shit and then he just fucking snaps his hip and falls.
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Over like this knee feels like Yoda Ass shit.
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Let's be honest. So that was the weirdest round
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of initiative ever. Like, none of that was roundy.
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They still? Have Sasha to go?
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That's true. Are you all that kind of Dita
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thing? And I'm cool with that, to be
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fair. What's up with Sasha?
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Themes is not going to do nothing.
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Jesus, I think you kind of broke it.
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Anyway, OK, so these three guys, the the one that spoke.
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So what do you say? Is this the same voice or what?
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Sure enough. Cool.
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So what do you say? I think we're going to say fuck
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you. Yeah, I thought so.
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And then it's our initiative anyway.
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So all three of them charge three of you?
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How about? I got the high ground.
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I'm at range. Don't, don't pick off you.
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Literally walk closer to. Them.
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A fuck. True.
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Shit. Sasha did nothing.
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Tommy has been probably angry when this guy I moved into the
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shadows. You did.
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And be creepy. But Rusig's bleeding from the
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nose. He seems like an easy target for
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these guys. Probably.
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So we're going to go, yeah, right, the map.
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Of my head was different. I put myself in danger.
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It happens a lot and often the whole thing you just said.
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So yeah, Tommy, Rusig and Stind give me agility tests.
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You are 12. That's a 60.
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God, OK. That is a 7 + 2.
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That's nine. OK. 16.
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OK, so the 11 Yoda bitch you you run just that the old man, the
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old the old goblin and press the stab right in the face and he
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just like matrix back like like back bends.
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But you hear this. Oh God.
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And his back. You can't take it as well as you
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just got talked there. Yeah, probably felt good.
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Oh, that's the spot. But unfortunately, Rusig and
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Tommy both get stabbed with these improvised weapons, so AD
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4 damage each of you, That's. One damage and I have padded
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armor. So negates.
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Yeah. Nice.
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Yeah. Your armor takes the brunt of.
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It two damage, but I got the shield up so that deflects one
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and and. You have armor, don't you?
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Yeah, I got the D2 armor, so you're good to get it.
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Hell yeah. Both of you well armored?
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Either do you take any? Shield reflects the damage to
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both. Damages.
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Oh. From your armor and your.
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Shield. So this on the bitch is going to
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take two damage, eh? Yeah.
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Oh my goodness. Oh, that's excellent.
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So yeah, he stabs into the shield.
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Like it just actually goes into the shield, but it just fucking
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into it. It's got the mirror ability
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still. Well, this motherfucker, like
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the other two are charging at you guys.
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The One manages to stab Roosic but doesn't make any purchase on
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anything but his armor. The other one whips it from
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where he's standing, his his little throwing dagger
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essentially. And it fucking hits this shield
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and houses off and it hits him right in the eye and it just
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gushing blood out of his eye. He's screaming and still
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standing, but barely. Don't they have like, a mud
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carapace? They do Thank you so much.
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No, they that's fair coding. But to be fair, what I said
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really wouldn't make OK. So I'm gonna let him take that
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'cause that's not me I like. That's a side seat lawyer in,
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right? There side seat Yeah, that's the
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sidecar lawyer. Yeah.
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Anyway, we're initiative again, but keep in mind Tommy, Rusig,
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and technically Svind are all engaged.
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That's a six. A six.
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OK, that is you guys again. Let's start with the well,
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whoever wants. Rusig is going to the guy that
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just stabbed him. Kind of like reach out and grab
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and like on his shoulder and try to make eye contact and we'll
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try this power again. OK.
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That is a 14, So what that does is AD 6 damage.
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Nice. SO 5 tell me about it.
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So basically it's like he reaches out, kind of grabs on
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his shoulder and makes eye contact with the guy and there's
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just like this real tense, like stare.
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And then the guy's like eyes just kind of roll back up in his
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head and then like, he just starts bleeding out of his
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mouth. And Oh my fuck.
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Oh, just Jesus. It's.
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Like claps as a part. Holy fuck.
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Yeah. Fucking your version of the
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pendant stare, yeah. Yeah, nice work, Ghost Rider.
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What is that ability called? That is the it's the gift of
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woe, and it is the one that's Dr. 12.
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And then it's AD 6 damage as it rips the target's mind apart.
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Well, then, that's very cool. I like that a lot.
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Whoa. Awesome.
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So we have Whoa. What about the rest of you guys?
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I'm going to. I'm going to reorientate my
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spine. Right.
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Good call. Yeah, give him a line.
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Is he, like, close to me then? Is that what's going on?
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Yeah, but. He's not a chiropractor.
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OK. Actually, yes.
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If he passes over me, I'm going to take that 10 foot pole and he
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he does like his weird samurai slide and I'm going to try to
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bloke on him in the butt cheeks. Oh yeah.
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There's a lot of weird stuff sent there, but allow it.
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That's a natural. Point It is a natural goddamn
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20. What's the damage on that?
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It's D2. D2 OK.
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Please bro please do too. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Where's a coin? I think that.
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Stands up. I don't have any, I don't think
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tell. Me about it.
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There's three points. So I'm still in like limbo mode
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and I just whip that stick around, trick him with it, and
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while he's like trying to scramble back up, his ass is
15:31
facing me and I shoot one right in his butt cheek and it just
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puts him asleep and he goes into a comb and dies.
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Nice. Real quick, he's.
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Going to say what you're like, prophesize.
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Like coma I really. Like that?
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No. And then to the armor of the mud
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coating not affected there because of your crit, I'm going
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to say. And then also Thomas's thing,
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Arusig's thing that I feel like the mud coating wouldn't help
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you with that, you know what I mean?
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Would not prevent that from happening.
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That's more of an internal thing.
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So yeah, I was really those forgetting them, but then I
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justified it after the fact. Still.
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Anyway, Tommy, you're still engaged with a homeboy?
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I am going to equip the punch knife I got off of Jimmy Dean,
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yes, and I'm just going to run up and I'm going to swing at
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him, hopefully fucking cap his. Ass in a punch knifingly matter.
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In a Punch Knifingly matter, that's a 15 on the die and I'm
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going to use an omen to do Max damage.
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OK. That's four damage.
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I'm going to counter your omen for Max damage with a thick mud
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coating as shield, 'cause I'll actually remember it for this
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last kiss. No.
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And then yeah. So you you go for this punch
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knife, you get him in a chunk of his like, cake, like mud armor,
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you know, like, you know when mud drives and it's just like
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all crackly and it's little pieces, he's kind of looking at
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like that. But you managed to crack them
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all the way and they just shatter.
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And he's completely nude, Completely nude.
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You didn't realize that 'cause he looked like he was just
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wearing mud cake clothing. Why don't you have clothes on if
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you don't, if you could just make them?
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I agree. Moving on, yes.
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So he's still up. He is still up, unfortunately.
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Oh, it's literally like a it's like a shield.
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Shield. It's a shield.
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Yes. You destroyed your shield.
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Yep. OK, so some of that stuff
17:15
probably would have been different.
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And but it's whatever moving forward.
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So Screech and Sasha, you guys are left.
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This one guy is now naked Muddless.
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Dickless trader. Oh, right, Yeah.
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What side are you on? Yeah, we'll find out.
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Screen share first. We know what side you're on.
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The winning side. Yeah, kind of obvious what side
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that is now. I just go up and just smack this
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dude in the head, OK? Just just creep out of the
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shadows and. Fucking, it's super.
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It's like painfully anticlimactic for Tommy because
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Tommy came out and punch knifed this dude, right?
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Shattered this thing and you come up with punk.
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Yeah, it seems like like, bro, like hey, man, no, I get it
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though. So give me your strengths.
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Roll. No.
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Yeah, that's a nine, so. You were expecting the shell.
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Was your trajectory in mind with that stick, was factoring that
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in, and now that it's gone, you're just way out of whack.
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It's sort of makes no sense now to you.
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So you come in with this swing and then realize that
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everything's changed and you just kind of lower it that you.
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Just kind of like. Like you need to reconfigure.
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Not like I haven't had to do that before, yeah.
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It's very weird. I don't know.
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It's funny though. And Slasher.
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How about we spare your life and you show us where the Potter is?
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Don't blow. You you know the fastest route,
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don't you? Dell.
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OK, and then I'm going to take, I'm going to take my weird sword
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and stab this. Guy in the throat.
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OK, I'll bite that down. DR12 it is true.
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I want you to miss so bad. I did.
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Did you? No.
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Way. Yeah, but why don't you start to
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make fun of you? Does 11 hit?
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No. Then I miss.
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He like dodges your lunge thought you're telegraphing hard
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and he's not coming and it is his term now.
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So give give me a point. There's no way he's not going
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to. I don't.
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I don't have him do morale. Why would he have any morale
19:12
left in this situation? He came with usually had three
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other buddies. All of them are dead.
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He has a knife in his eye. His own knife.
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He's naked. Reaction role.
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So no, he's. Actually feel bad now I I.
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Does. He flew, I definitely.
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Disengaged from this, this. No, he does too.
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He runs down that spiral stairs and it's like they're very tight
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spiral stairs and this very small like shaft that he is like
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awkwardly like running down them to the point where you see him
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for a while. The point where he's even turned
19:41
around and looked at you guys as this is happening, but he
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eventually, yeah, he continues on.
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So what do you guys do? You guys let him go or anyone
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intervene? What are you guys doing?
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I stand at the top of the stairs.
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If I can see him running all the way down, I'm just going to take
19:53
multiple shots into my blow can. I kill him.
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Okay. Well, he, the initial needs to
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be rolled actually first. Yeah, I realize.
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Because he is still. He might have something on him,
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no. He's literally, wow.
20:03
No. The thing is, if he, if he wins,
20:05
pocket Jake, roll for me. If he rolls, if he wins
20:09
Initiative 33, Okay, he does. And then he just disappears into
20:13
the dark. The stairs, the stairs.
20:15
Kind of just, yeah. He probably disappeared before
20:18
and they would have for him now. Trying to fix my back.
20:21
So what the rest of you guys? I'm gonna find the furthest
20:24
point away from everybody where there's a puddle and I'm gonna
20:27
take Nathan Lanes face off and try to get rid of this thing
20:30
that's in the. Why it does bad things to us.
20:35
Yeah, but if I leave it here, it's not gonna fucking chase us.
20:38
Until we have to come back and find it.
20:41
We don't have to go through this fucking hole.
20:43
We got scaffolding. That's right.
20:45
That's a good point. So many reflections though.
20:47
I'm scared. Yeah, there's a lot of them.
20:49
This this room has a lot of puddles.
20:51
Several several shallow puddles is exactly.
20:53
Please save Nathan Lane's face. Also there are these these iron
20:56
cauldrons bubbling, probably burnt stews and stuff.
21:02
It smells. Pretty tracked.
21:04
I will. Hold on, I'll hang on to Nathan
21:07
Lane or the the the Demon hidden behind Nathan Lane's face until
21:12
a time in the future. Thank you.
21:14
Well, do what you want with him. Honestly, if that's what you
21:16
want to do, don't let him talk to you.
21:19
Rusik's going to walk over and help spend realign his back.
21:23
Oh, thank you, son. Hey, kid, I smell soup.
21:25
Son, can you could you maybe walk walk an old man over there?
21:31
It smells so good. All right.
21:33
So yeah, kind of like helping the old person at the home.
21:36
Oh, thank. You I'm.
21:38
Going to pat his hand as we're walking.
21:40
Wow, you guys got really weirdly old.
21:45
So, Jake, as you gem up to this cauldron, give me AD 4.
21:48
Oh no. Goodness, that's.
21:49
Never Good fucking hysterics. Never good.
21:52
What is that, Nate? That's a four. 4 You see like a
21:56
black bag inside there, just kind of floating in this this
22:01
this Stew. Looked like it was probably
22:03
pretty good like 8 hours ago, but it's just like this crust,
22:06
kind of like it's like it's so thick that like with a spoon
22:09
you'd just be like scraping. I love a little texture with my
22:12
fucking soup. Catalyst.
22:14
The flavor went from Transylvania to Wisconsin real
22:17
quick, old man. But you know, you see a little
22:19
black bag. In there I take my 10 foot pole
22:21
and I'm going to fish it out. OK, That's where you keep the
22:24
broth. Chicken the live broth the live
22:28
chicken doesn't look like. The bags moving.
22:31
No, no, it's a small bag. It looks like as you like pick
22:35
kind of, yeah. Actually you notice as you pick
22:38
it up how your pole it's got like a powder inside.
22:41
I slide it down the pole and catch you with my hands in.
22:44
His mouth. OK.
22:46
Yeah. You open it up and you see,
22:48
yeah, there's there's a, there's a powder inside.
22:50
But this be the powder that we are looking for.
22:53
Give me a name, you give me AD 3.
22:58
You looked. There's probably about 3 doses.
23:01
Well, plenty for me. None for you, Sorry.
23:04
It's looking at me like that, Screech.
23:07
So we even know what this stuff is supposed to do.
23:09
Yeah, what is the supposed to be?
23:12
Do we want to taste run I mean. Rub it on your gums.
23:18
I'll stick one of my grubby hands in there and like, just
23:21
fist it a little bit, turn it and then.
23:25
Like half reached, like Oh no. Don't really want to.
23:31
Stop, I'll hold up my hand. Put.
23:32
It in his mouth. Yeah.
23:34
I. Want to say that you've probably
23:35
got a dose is worse on your hand, your fingers in his mouth.
23:38
Are you doing that to him? I'm going to try, but if he
23:40
doesn't want it, I'll I'll. Oh yeah, no, I'm going to try to
23:42
resist. There's no way I'm letting this
23:43
guy. Opposing strength.
23:45
Opposing. Strength.
23:47
Opposing strength. I love the idea of like you,
23:49
actually working. Working.
23:51
Just him being too quick. Just like just.
23:54
Crammed it in. There when you get 4. 4/14/14.
23:58
And yeah, you get a taste of it. There you go, Fran.
24:03
Just let me get it. In there.
24:06
Don't bite down now. I bite his figure.
24:10
He didn't take them out, just standing there with this hand in
24:14
his mouth. So first thing, give me a 3D ten
24:18
Thomas. Look, it can't be that bad. 17
24:26
total. OK, so this is gonna last for 17
24:28
minutes. OK, no.
24:31
And you get a + 1 to strength and agility.
24:34
He eliminates food or drink as a requirement for resting, steps
24:38
unarmed, damage up a die fuck and creates a state of euphoria.
24:42
Also give me a toughness test. That is a six.
24:50
OK, give me AD 12 and what's your toughness modifier?
24:54
Toughness modifier IS0 and I got a 12.
24:58
OK, so there's a table here that you're rolling on, and it's AD
25:00
12 plus Toughness table. Now you rolled Max on there.
25:03
It says hit me with that shit, bro.
25:06
You feel invulnerable? Ready to take on the dying
25:09
world, gain an extra D4 hit points, but lose double the
25:13
amount gained if you don't take another bump on the way down.
25:17
So in other words, in 17 minutes you're going to lose double the
25:20
the bonus XP that you gain if you don't take more.
25:23
All right, now I just ruled 2. OK.
25:25
So you get 2 and then you'll lose 4 if you don't re dose.
25:29
OK, that's hilarious. Oh God.
25:31
And with. That it's rinse of repeat after.
25:33
That I imagine sort of like this.
25:36
Amplify the more you take. Yeah, at this point like Rusik
25:39
grabs sin's hand, pulls it out of his mouth and his like pupils
25:43
dilate. What's going boys?
25:46
Oh wow, you are just like. It starts going down the stairs
25:50
and dragging spin behind him just.
25:53
I don't. Please lie.
25:55
Print the wounds. I don't.
25:57
Like this stuff and. With that, let's take a break.
26:22
How about you play with the face?
26:25
So Rusig you are towing in your powder rage, spin down the
26:30
stairs. What about the rest of you guys?
26:32
Also, you guys are just like heading down Into Darkness.
26:35
This room that you guys are currently in that we started in
26:37
this episode anyway, was pretty much lit by the fires of the
26:40
cauldron. Again, you're underground.
26:42
It isn't dark, isn't. Sasha Bright.
26:44
I'm bright. Sasha's bright, so wherever
26:45
Sasha goes is pretty well lit, I guess.
26:47
That's where I hang out. With the The Walking Brazier.
26:49
He's essentially the one that I know and yes, that is the
26:52
logical decision. I like it.
26:54
Rusig is just power walking down.
26:56
Dragon down and save. Come on, old man, we're.
26:59
Unstoppable. Oh, trust me.
27:01
I believe that you know you'll remind me of my seventh son.
27:05
Believe it or not, Impotent cannot have kids.
27:07
But fucking wives? They sure can with everyone
27:10
else. Who else is going down the
27:11
stairs here? I'm going to follow Rusig, yeah.
27:14
So everybody. Okay question.
27:16
Yep. So with that powder, did Jake
27:19
get dosed through his skin too? I have tough, ropy skin.
27:23
No, he didn't. Ingest it.
27:24
Though you got to put it in you. Yeah, okay.
27:27
Like you can hold coke and you probably won't get high from it,
27:30
right? I don't know for a fact.
27:31
It depends on how much you're holding.
27:33
That's probably true. You're like a mess.
27:34
Not in my mouth, married up to your neck.
27:37
He's probably pretty high every breath.
27:44
Yeah. Oh, there it is.
27:45
Powder. I mean, you're just breathing it
27:47
in. Fuck.
27:47
Oh, man. So don't bear me into the neck
27:48
and sand. I'm like, breathing that without
27:50
realizing that that probably works that way too.
27:52
OK, so this is hilarious. And this is the reason I asked
27:56
why you're all going. Thomas, give me AD 2.
28:01
Oh boy, that's a one. That's a one.
28:02
OK, so as you guys are all like you go power walking down these
28:06
stairs. Dragons spin to the rest of you
28:09
all follow suit. Maybe not as power walkie, but
28:12
definitely trying to keep up. And as soon as you guys get like
28:15
halfway down the stairs into the dark here you hear a massive
28:18
creaking of metal and the groaning and the gulf collapses
28:21
underneath. Everybody take D4 damage and
28:25
ignore. Armor Wait, he's got me.
28:29
I I'm gonna. Yeah, he's got me.
28:32
But being held while falling still is falling, you know.
28:35
I hold on close to his chest. OK.
28:39
Then it's a 5050 shot. Do I land on you?
28:42
And he doesn't get damaged. Or well, you're pulling him,
28:45
right? So you're further down the
28:47
stairs. You're falling at the same rate
28:49
he would fall on you, so so spin would fall on Rusik.
28:52
Unless you're spinning in the air.
28:54
I guess it's possible you are like going down a spiral
28:57
staircase. Now we're going down a spiral
28:59
staircase. Too.
28:59
All right, what do I got? So you are rotating.
29:02
It's a. What is it?
29:03
An automatic. D4 It's D4 fall down.
29:05
Can I can I like to put my 10 foot pole pull out and stop us
29:08
somehow? No, I was definitely thinking
29:13
about it. I'm just like, well, here's what
29:15
it says, OK, and here's why I will read the entire the entire
29:19
description of the desk section. It says shoddy staircase
29:22
descends into the darkness leading to room whatever.
29:25
One in 20 chance it collapses. Reduced die size for each party
29:29
member on the steps. For example, three people would
29:32
make this one in eight chance of collapsing.
29:35
I went all the way down to AD 2. Oh my God.
29:38
Which now I realized it's probably D4.
29:39
This is funnier. So, so yeah, you guys all going
29:43
down, that's, you know, yeah. So it collapsed.
29:45
So it's D4 for damage. Everybody.
29:47
Yep. Nice And ignores armor, like I
29:50
said. So armor is not gonna help you,
29:52
Yeah. This is gonna be hilarious it.
29:54
Now makes me realize that I think that actually is the case.
29:56
That armor never is. I took three, you took three.
29:59
And here. I'm I'm at four.
30:01
Oh to seven. OK.
30:03
So I'm. I'm.
30:04
I'm. I'm old.
30:05
I've been around. I'm.
30:06
Thick He broke some things, but he's fine.
30:08
Oh my fucking hip. Oh God.
30:11
Get off of me. Rusik takes three as well.
30:14
And yeah, I started climbing up. No time to just lounge around,
30:18
boys. Let's.
30:18
Go So, the room you guys are in now, you you notice several
30:24
dozen holes in the ground, each no wider than a barrel, arranged
30:27
in neatly staggered rows. Some are filled with weirdos
30:30
asleep on their feet. All contain a a weird, sludgy
30:34
soup of water, mud, waste and decaying.
30:36
Plant matter. I don't have time to look
30:38
around. I'm being drunk.
30:39
That's true. Yeah.
30:40
So what do you guys do in this room here?
30:41
And you notice as you look around too, the only eggs that
30:44
you see out besides the staircase that you destroyed is
30:49
a single narrow corridor on the other side of the room.
30:52
It's probably pretty hard to tell.
30:54
Your bearings are now going on the spiral staircase, then
30:56
falling down them. So I guess I'm going to where
30:58
that goes or where you might think it goes, you know, I mean
31:01
so. So you're saying we see like
31:03
these guys are just standing? There look like, OK, these holes
31:07
like I said don't wider than a barrel but they look like
31:09
they're deep enough where. Yeah, in the ground where a
31:12
person standing in it up to their head like you know like I
31:16
said buried cocaine. No about that same height though
31:20
like you threw a buried person in the sand just their head
31:21
sticking out and they all they're they're clearly
31:23
sleeping. I.
31:24
Am going to use a spin and just kind of like use them like a
31:29
broom and just like sweep them across one.
31:31
Of the Use me as me, a fucking minesweeper.
31:34
Yeah, as you guys both do this. Give me both presence tests.
31:40
Nice. That's a 12.
31:42
Okay. So you're trying to sweep the
31:43
head with fins body. Yep.
31:47
I got a 0. Yep, I'm aware you're fine.
31:51
Don't worry. Well, so.
31:54
He saw your shame. The other guys, the rest of you
31:56
in the room, 'cause I had you behind.
31:58
'Cause he's not. I'm not chasing, right?
32:00
Right. He's power walking through this,
32:02
but he's all high on powder. I'm definitely more I I think
32:06
I've established some screeches a bit more cautious, which is
32:09
hilarious considering. Yeah, I think so too.
32:16
You, you 2 Rusik and spin don't notice this, but the rest of you
32:19
see it as it's happening. That as you're sweeping this
32:22
head with spinned body 6 all holes.
32:25
Kind of mirroring the holes on the bottom.
32:27
Not as many kind of concealed in a way, like just within the
32:30
angles of the room and the ceiling itself.
32:32
Guys pretty much kind of look like the the mud dudes that you
32:36
guys were dealing with in the room above with just wild eyed
32:40
noseless people. You see this big black upside
32:43
down cross just like Ash Wednesday into their forehead,
32:47
you know? Yeah, and they come leaping down
32:50
from the ceiling to one of which coming straight on to Rusig.
32:54
If you've noticed it was the presence test failing, you would
32:56
not see you guys see that this is pretty much jumping to land
33:00
on Rusik and he has no idea another one going to do the same
33:03
to spin. It looks like it's trying to,
33:05
but as he's being swept, it's like his angle doesn't land on
33:09
him. The other, but there's also four
33:11
others as you see them kind of coming down as well and they all
33:14
seem to have their attention on on you guys, but primarily on
33:18
Rusik. We're going to start off with
33:20
that initial attack from the one coming down.
33:22
We're going to do it to both of you two who are kind of at the
33:24
target of things just from the two that were right there.
33:27
So Rusik, you're going to, I'm going to need a agility test
33:30
from you. And then because you're moving
33:33
in this situation, and like I said, he probably has a hard
33:35
time pinpointing you exactly because you remove it, I'm going
33:37
to call it a 10 for you. Agility, you say?
33:39
Agility, I say. That is an 18. 14.
33:43
Fucking wonderful. Wow, so you know, something
33:45
tells me just rubbing me against them is not going to solve
33:48
anything. Don't know.
33:50
Do we try? Fortunately in Roosig's swing
33:54
obviously Svind is quite mobile in that and watch the face.
33:57
But the the the moment him from doing that is kind of causing
34:00
Rusik to what's kind of stand funny to correct his balance
34:03
which fortunately moves him directly out of the way as this
34:07
we're to call my powderhead lands as the others do as well.
34:11
Role initiative and who hasn't done it yet, Kevin?
34:13
That is a three. Three.
34:15
OK, so that's them. First, I said that a majority of
34:18
them are focused on on Rusig. I am going to go with the first
34:22
two that the two that were targeting initially because
34:25
they're going to go first. So Rusig, one of them did.
34:27
They're attacked. It just says roid Rage.
34:30
So I kind of imagine he's just like viscerally just like
34:33
grabbing you and punching you and you know, he's just just
34:36
kind of going nuts. He's just, he's just like really
34:38
handsy, Like like, like, like like prison fights.
34:41
More like the guys don't really know how to fight, but they're
34:43
fucking all each other. Yeah, wide swings are pointless,
34:48
but. Rusik's a professional.
34:51
Boxer. Is a 12.
34:54
OK, perfect. That meets it.
34:55
Beats it. So yeah, this he goes in for
34:57
this. Wide swings, wide swing, you.
35:00
Suck one is a 13. OK, that one again, the other
35:03
one goes I'm. Imagining what I'm doing here is
35:06
I'm just using spin and just like oh fuck, flying away.
35:11
Deflecting them with. Swing Body with with Swing.
35:14
Oh, I liked it a lot. Oh my God.
35:16
The other four, I got to imagine that seeing that their friends
35:20
are or their colleagues. Whatever.
35:22
Colleagues. Yeah, Allies.
35:25
That's the right one. Are not making any headway with
35:28
Rusik. I'm going to send two more in at
35:30
him. So give me two more Rusik.
35:33
Yep. That is an 18.
35:35
OK. Yes.
35:36
And A7. Oh fuck.
35:39
OK, so yeah, Another one you deflect with with Finn's body,
35:42
but then the other one just clocks you right in the jaw.
35:46
Take AD 6 damage. Oh, geez.
35:48
Yeah, they got a heavy ass hit. Damn boy all.
35:51
Right. So that's.
35:53
It. 5 and -2 so I take 3. I am down to one hit.
36:00
Oh my God. But there's two more of these
36:03
guys, though. They also attack.
36:05
Now let's do that. Like, yeah, they are.
36:07
Why would I pull punches? You know what I mean?
36:09
So we're gonna send one in. That's a 10.
36:12
Okay. Well, you have armor, though.
36:15
You have armor. So take that.
36:16
Yeah. So you die.
36:17
Hit. It's 2.
36:19
Two damage minus. -2 so. Yeah.
36:23
Oh God, yeah. So that that punch, that guy in
36:25
the jaw rocked you enough to kind of daze you enough to not
36:27
see another one coming in, and he goes for a gut punch that
36:30
doesn't really connect as much as the attacker problem.
36:33
Cocaine's a hell of a drug. However, another one is running
36:35
in one more and he's got a foot just like.
36:38
And that is. Power Ranger kicking on.
36:40
The defense. Oh God.
36:41
And that that that foot connects to the face.
36:44
That's that's a three. So the best I can I'm -1.
36:49
And yeah, that's what connects to the head, just severing it
36:53
from the body. Can I can I use an omen to
36:57
reduce that damage? Yeah, you totally can rewind the
37:00
the head kick God. Yeah, I mean, I'll give you a
37:05
hand here. He turns brighter, Claps.
37:10
Booty claps. OK.
37:15
Well, roll your dice. D6 you said.
37:18
Yeah, two of it. Yeah.
37:22
Nice. I'm still at 1:00 then.
37:23
OK, yeah, yeah. You see this?
37:24
I can't. Do this.
37:25
Anymore this flying foot coming in, you duck below it, he goes
37:28
flying over you lands, almost falls into one of the holes and
37:32
it's on you guys. So all six of these guys are
37:35
doing just fine, but they're all really going to gang but ganging
37:38
up on on roofing over there. I'm going to dash over there and
37:46
punch the closest one I can that's fucking up my friend.
37:49
OK. We're just going to call one of
37:50
them tagged by you all. Right, that is 14.
37:54
That hits nice. Nice.
37:56
And I'm using the punch knife because I didn't pull up my
37:58
tomahawk. So.
37:59
Nice. It's four damage.
38:01
Four damage minus D2. That is 2 damage.
38:06
Two damage, OK? And you notice like you punch
38:09
you this thing leaves sunk it to the hilt into this guy's back.
38:12
Yeah, right between the shoulder blades and like you.
38:14
You know what that looks like when someone reacts to that?
38:17
This guy didn't react to it nearly as it's like it didn't
38:19
hurt as much, probably due to a fried nervous system from too
38:22
much drug use. You.
38:23
Fucking. Literally, their armor says
38:25
fried nervous system. So.
38:27
Speaking of drug use, I'm going to open up the drugs that I do
38:30
have. The powder.
38:32
Yeah, did do they react to me opening that up?
38:34
They look pretty engrossed. Well, you're keep in mind you're
38:37
being flailed around by by He's dead.
38:39
He probably dropped. He's not dead.
38:40
Drop me. He did.
38:42
So I'm still attached. I'm still attached to my fucking
38:44
10 foot pole being used as a flail, Yes.
38:47
OK, I was. Going to try to do a peace
38:51
offering? God, you know what?
38:52
While I'm being flung around, I'm just going to stick my whole
38:56
face into this drug thing. Really.
38:58
I have no other options. Recalling it spin.
39:00
Is not going to die here. If you're putting your whole
39:02
face into that, we're calling that 2 doses.
39:04
Yeah, what? There, you can double up.
39:08
He's. Double dosing.
39:09
He's nostril like I started. Spin through worse, hit me with
39:13
it. SO3D10 First off, 7 wives.
39:15
Yeah, that's true. 242. 8 So 8 minutes.
39:20
It'll last for 8 minutes. Yep, you're going to get a plus
39:22
one strength and plus one agility.
39:24
You won't have to be a eat or drink for resting.
39:27
Your unarmed damage goes up a die and your euphoric is fuck.
39:31
Give me a toughness test. What's my toughness here, oh 17?
39:36
17 OK, very cool. That's it.
39:39
That's it. Yep.
39:40
Wait. Yep.
39:41
OK. Nice.
39:42
Yep. You made the toughness test.
39:43
OK. So that was 1 dose.
39:45
That was 2 doses. OK.
39:47
Yep. That's it.
39:48
Yep, Yep. If you were to, yeah, He made
39:50
the test for it. Oh, he got like.
39:52
Oh Oh no. Test toughness.
39:54
D12 for each dose consumed. That's what I figured.
39:56
Give me another one. No.
39:58
Yeah, that's not like it. There we go.
39:59
There we go. That's a 10.
40:01
OK, what's your toughness score? It's plus one.
40:03
OK, so it'll D12. Add that and subtract 1 for each
40:06
additional dose beyond the first.
40:08
So that negates it. So you're just rolling A raw D12
40:11
99 jitters, Itching, nervous energy, it's all there.
40:15
The constant finger tapping, nail biting, and picking at
40:17
anything that seems pickable causes your fingernails to fall
40:20
off. It's painful.
40:21
Very painful. Anything requiring fine motor
40:24
skills is nearly impossible. So you've got like the meth
40:27
mites. I guess you know you're picking
40:29
and scratching period for 8 minutes.
40:33
For 8 minutes. Yeah.
40:35
I don't need fine motor skills to choke a bitch.
40:37
Give me another 3D ten. It's each dose consumed last
40:40
3-10 minutes and you did two doses.
40:42
Oh. OK, 7/7/18. 26.
40:47
Yeah, yeah. So 26, it's about 1/2 an hour.
40:50
Yeah, you're. Doing that so would that be plus
40:51
two string +2 agility? Yes, stacking etcetera.
40:54
Yes, it does. Yes, yes it does.
40:57
Road, You know, Grandpa Goblin. Yeah, Rd. it out, Grandpa
41:00
Goblin. Exactly.
41:00
I suppose that's my turn then. Yes, I would say so.
41:03
Yep, Drinking a bunch of drugs. Take some time.
41:06
What about the rest of you guys? Bruce at this point will let
41:10
spin go and I'll try to make eye contact again with one of these
41:15
guys and try my brain fuckery stuff.
41:18
OK. Is it a fresh guy or the guy
41:20
that Tommy stab fresh? Guy, OK.
41:22
Fucking nervous. So that is a 18 on the roll. 18
41:27
on the roll that totally hits. Four damage and they had D2
41:31
armor. Yeah, and it's fried nervous
41:32
system, so I'm going to assume that that definitely effects
41:34
that it won't affect them as hard because they're OK.
41:37
So how much damage is the end of doing 33 damage.
41:40
OK, very cool. Yeah, you definitely notice it.
41:42
You you see blood pouring out of his ears from this, but he's
41:45
still standing. Screech.
41:47
Sasha, I believe you two are all his lives.
41:49
Sasha, should we just run? Should we just beat feet through
41:52
that right house? He's.
41:53
Called him your own name. He's talking to himself.
41:56
Yeah, you talk to yourself too. I guess so.
42:06
I. Mean fuck we.
42:07
Respect these guys, dude. The only way to go is across the
42:09
room through that. Like I said, that narrow
42:11
corridor. It's hilarious.
42:13
Surround all the fittest here. I'm going to go.
42:17
You're leaving the room? Hey.
42:19
I'm going to run across, but while I'm running across, can I
42:21
slice a couple ankles or something?
42:23
I will. OK.
42:24
Yeah. So I will allow you to run
42:25
across. You'll make it to the others.
42:27
You'll make it to the corridor and just give me a strength
42:30
test. OK, I want I want to slash an
42:32
ankle. OK, that short, yeah.
42:34
Maybe. We're running in the everyone's
42:36
like equal height. Sword, You know, just.
42:39
What you're saying dragon it inches.
42:41
Yeah, yeah. That's a 12, so D 6 + 1.
42:45
OK. Minus D2 then that's a six plus
42:48
one, 7 -, D two. That's a 5.
42:51
Nice. So 5 total.
42:52
Yeah. All right.
42:54
Yeah, you you slashed one of these dudes his ankles as you go
42:58
running by and you just sever the whole foot and you just
43:00
blunt porn out of the thing. He falls into one of the holes
43:04
and like it's just his bleeding foot is just bouncing out of
43:06
this. That's.
43:10
All you got to do is just push him in the hole.
43:11
He says he's escaping. Yeah, what?
43:15
About the scratch. Hell, and I go up and.
43:19
Fucking. There there's an X side on this
43:21
thing, right? I'd like to do that.
43:23
Yeah, yeah, I'd. I'd like to clavicle a guy.
43:25
Clavicle a dude. A fresh guy.
43:27
From the back. A freshie, Yeah.
43:29
OK. It's a 7 on the, yeah.
43:34
I'll omen reduced, hit him. I suppose you got plus something
43:36
to that. Yeah, it's a two.
43:38
OK, OK. Seven damage.
43:40
Nice minus D2. -1 Six damage. Tell me about it.
43:45
Yeah, I. Fucking hit this dude right in
43:48
the clavicle from the backside and just tear straight through.
43:52
Go all the way to the centre, all the way through the body.
43:56
It'll stop, like about halfway, but about the time I hit a
43:59
spine. OK.
43:59
Yeah, the spine catches on it. It catches on the spine and you
44:02
just pull it out and then just blood shoots out of that like a
44:04
fan blade of blood out of that slice.
44:06
Carry it the that's initiative Nate.
44:13
You haven't rolled yet. I'll do it five.
44:16
I do it to the next one too. OK.
44:18
Yeah, yeah, there's another fresh guy there.
44:21
I don't though. That's a six.
44:23
Oh, I got to. The prom?
44:25
Yeah, the prom line. That guy threw drone him seated.
44:29
I'm taken aback. Yeah, right now.
44:31
You had to prom a Ted. How could you dare?
44:35
You OK the rest of you guys? I was just going to say I was
44:38
going to just continue to punch knife this one that I caught
44:41
earlier, so. Just another punch knife in the
44:43
back. Yeah, right in the spine.
44:45
Yeah, so go for it. Dr. 12 strength.
44:48
I'm going to omen that, cuz that was a one.
44:51
Oh damn, that's definitely you wouldn't eat.
44:54
And OK, that's a 12. A12 There you go.
44:58
That's right on the button. All right, so D4 damage, that
45:03
is, it's a four on the damage and then D2, so three points of
45:08
damage. Very nice.
45:09
He you're you're hitting them in like vital organs.
45:12
I got to imagine that, like an attack is not just one stab, you
45:14
know? Well, I mean, realistically.
45:17
So yeah, it's not like like roll for him, just punching him.
45:20
Like, yeah, you're just sitting there just, yeah, you're just
45:22
going you're just bargaining this guy that that drop.
45:25
But you know what I mean? Yeah.
45:27
This is eronomous in front of you here.
45:29
People are going to like that. I'm fine with that.
45:31
I don't like it either. Yeah, they'll get over you.
45:33
Got a broad deal anyway. Anyone else?
45:35
Rusik still has the one guy in front of him, correct?
45:38
Yes, you do. Yep, he's bleeding from the
45:40
ears, from your mind thing. So yeah, Rusik, go ahead.
45:44
And I was just gonna take a stab at him with a short sword.
45:47
OK. I'll be at 13.
45:49
A hits 4. Four damage.
45:53
Minus D23 damage. Tell me about it.
45:56
Yes, yeah, nice. So basically at this point like
46:00
bruising like just still hopped up onto powder, just like grabs
46:03
the guy by the throat and just like holds the sword and then
46:07
pulls the guy into the sword. Oh yeah.
46:10
And then just like, throws him on the ground.
46:12
With stabbing yourself. I love it.
46:17
That's great. Sasha.
46:18
You ran off across the other side of the room.
46:20
What are you doing over there? I'm in the crevasse.
46:23
You're in that little corridor. Is there anyone close to me so I
46:25
can do another a little poke before I dip?
46:28
No, OK. So if you.
46:29
In and out of it. Yeah, yeah.
46:31
You could get close enough to somebody if you ran back in the
46:33
room. Otherwise, no.
46:34
Just trying to lose aggro every time.
46:39
Los him. He knows how they work too well.
46:41
I got to change the mechanics. I'll look over my shoulder and I
46:43
see that no one's coming so. Get all sad.
46:48
Back in, I'll poke at someone and then I'll.
46:51
Run back out. Is it going to be doing?
46:53
Is it going? To be This has happened twice
46:55
now where he's been like, let's go.
46:57
And everyone's like, Nah, so there are only four left.
47:00
There's the one guy that you see Tommy is stabbing the shit out
47:02
of in the back. There is one guy that you sliced
47:04
his foot and now he's in a hole and his legs are up, right
47:06
spraying. The one that screech has not hit
47:09
yet, who was kind of like he's in conversation about movie
47:12
carry. And one that is the guy that was
47:15
the kicker, right? The guy that did the Power
47:17
Ranger kick. That's what I call it.
47:19
Know what it's called? I'll run over to and stab the
47:21
one next to Screech. OK, Yep.
47:23
The other one that hasn't seen carry.
47:24
Gotcha. That's who.
47:26
Deserves. That's what turns you around.
47:29
You really haven't seen Carrie. What?
47:33
The fuck's wrong. It's a classic.
47:35
It's a. Good flick.
47:40
It's a good flick. That's an 18.
47:41
Yeah, to hit buddy. What a monster.
47:44
No, no. Open to Max damage, yes.
47:47
You're going to open to Max it, Yeah.
47:48
OK, so again, it's D2 damage or D2 armor.
47:51
Another five. So 4.
47:52
Well, 6/6 plus one. Oh, OK Yeah.
47:55
Oh, oh, oh. So seven.
47:56
OK, Yeah. Gotcha.
47:57
You. What do you do with him?
47:59
What did you try to do? I kind of cut off his his lower
48:02
jaw and his tongue so he can't. Reply.
48:05
Oh yeah, And you, you got to the you got a little further than
48:08
you intended to and you got into his throat and he sees
48:10
everything is running hard. Now he's on his knees like he's
48:13
still alive, but he's like he can't talk or watch.
48:15
Carrie this. Is just I can carry.
48:20
OK, you know. They're just blinking incredibly
48:22
fast and and I'm I'm, I'm scratching at my flesh, all my
48:25
Roby skin and starting to bleed out.
48:27
What you're doing it. Yeah.
48:31
He's just going to grab the nearest guy and try to strangle
48:35
him to death. OK we're going to go.
48:36
I'm going to pick the bugs out of his neck.
48:39
Oh, I got you. Everything's itchy and I have to
48:41
itch something. Even if it's not you, even if
48:43
it's OK, we're going to call it the fresh guy, the guy that did
48:45
the the cool kick. Not cool.
48:47
Because I leap at him like Yoda, and I start taking out his neck.
48:50
Love it, OK? Hey, do I get bonus health from
48:53
taking drugs? You not health, but only if you
48:56
would have rolled the specifics. OK, that's what I thought it
48:58
was. Yeah, but you do have +2 to your
48:59
strength, keep in mind. Yeah, and you're.
49:01
Excited about that, I hope. Though, Oh my God, you keep it.
49:09
I have to. You have to.
49:10
Oh my. Fucker omen re roll it, damn
49:13
you. You're spending you.
49:14
Have one. Yeah, don't spend it on this.
49:16
Last one too. OK, fine.
49:18
I won't. You're not going to.
49:19
So what's gonna happen? This guy will attack you.
49:22
I have high agility. That's a good point I have.
49:25
Really high agility. So you go to, you go to, you
49:28
tell this guy that you're gonna pick his bugs off him and he
49:30
just goes for a sick Roundhouse. But he Yeah and yeah, agility.
49:39
OK. OK.
49:39
That's 16. And you're way too fast.
49:41
Like everything's happening. I fucking.
49:42
Grill I Grillo leap his Roundhouse kick.
49:45
Oh, that's fucking dope, this. Is very Yoda.
49:47
Now I don't like this. I love it also happens when you
49:49
get high. I'm actually just tumbling
49:52
around. Yeah, they're both way high.
49:58
It's just methods. Fighting, This is fights.
50:01
This is underground bump fights. Literally.
50:03
Like your Yoda, but you're just kind of following.
50:05
Over each other. OK, so everybody went, that is,
50:09
I know them. So we've got the guy with the
50:12
bleeding back. I got to feel like he's
50:15
continuing to. I'm going to go with him last.
50:17
We're going to go with the kicker and he's trying to
50:20
continue to kick spend. So give me your agility all.
50:22
Right. Listen here, Van Damme, I.
50:25
Can punch you. That's a 15.
50:28
Yeah, he's your way. He's moving in slow motion to
50:30
you. Yeah.
50:31
I bet he is. I just kind of wide eyed clock
50:34
backwards slowly. Easy.
50:38
They're Quicksilver. The the guy with no bottom half
50:43
of his face, the guy that wants to carry that hasn't never will,
50:47
never will because of what happened to him by Sasha's hand,
50:50
He's going to do the aggro mechanics that, you know, I'm a
50:53
robot attacking Sasha, so you can do, yeah, you can do attack
51:01
on him. Do I throw attack?
51:03
Yeah, yeah. And now he gets actually begging
51:10
the give me an agility. Listen here, listen here. 20
51:19
than a Nat one. Omen.
51:22
Yeah, it's my last one. Holy fuck, I didn't want to burn
51:27
them all up. Holy shit, that's hilarious.
51:30
That's pretty good. Oh.
51:32
Much better. 16. Yeah, OK.
51:34
Yeah. So you do hit him then?
51:36
For sure, yeah. Four damage minus.
51:39
Tell me about it. Well, my sword is holding on to
51:44
his like the last little fleshy bit of his throat.
51:47
I just kind of grab it by my other hand and just push it
51:50
right through. Oh.
51:51
Yeah. Yeah, and he just gurgling in
51:54
his own blood, falls to the ground lifeless then.
51:58
That's how I want to go. Out.
51:59
Me too. Really.
52:01
The one. The one in the hole drowns.
52:03
In the hole you just see the life like the legs, you know,
52:06
because he's upside down in this water hole.
52:08
He his legs just stop kicking. Eventually the blood stops
52:10
gushing. Like that's that's still.
52:12
For me. I thought about, how did he get
52:13
out of there? Yeah, and have no idea face down
52:16
in that thing like probably arms.
52:18
Died. Listen here, Gimli.
52:20
Gimli and then the one with Tommy within the last ditch
52:26
effort. Nope, Nope.
52:27
A morale check that seems right. Tommy.
52:29
Gimme Morale 2D6 all. Right, that's twelve they.
52:34
Don't have morale. They're powderhead.
52:36
Practice run. Yep.
52:37
So yeah, practice run. No, he goes for like a spinning
52:41
back fist because he knows you're back there, and I hope
52:43
so. Yeah, I got to imagine he knows
52:45
you're back there. It's not just not just bugs.
52:48
So. He's going to learn today.
52:49
Get. Going to Win today.
52:50
DR12 Agility. No, what is it?
52:53
20 All right, so give me that. Give me that.
52:56
Give me that free attack roll. All right.
52:58
This is insane. How much how lucky these fights
53:00
are. Oh.
53:00
That's a 13 on the dice that. Hits.
53:03
That's a 2. So as he turns around to do the
53:13
spinning back fist or whatever, I'm going to kind of duck and
53:16
I'm going to come up and take the the punch knife and I'm just
53:19
going to Shank him in the neck and just keep going until he
53:24
drops. Till your emotions run out till.
53:28
You stop crying, God, you're. My real.
53:34
Father. My God, that's a deep one.
53:38
Sorry, my bad. No, don't be.
53:40
Let's see. That's all of them.
53:42
So that was initiative time again.
53:46
Levi, come on. Golden Boy, yes.
53:50
That's fine. That's you guys, this last one,
53:52
Mr. Kickman, he's standing, He sees he's completely surrounded
53:56
by you guys. Give me morale, Levi, they don't
53:59
have morale. They don't have morale.
54:00
What are you doing? Yeah, he's he's still standing.
54:03
I don't know. But thought I had No, he's
54:06
standing at the ready. He's ready to take you all on.
54:08
In his mind I clearly look now. You can go first.
54:11
You're yodaing this guy. This is the guy that's engaged
54:13
with you, yes. Yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll try to
54:16
fucking get his bugs out, OK? That's an 18.
54:20
That's a hip for. Sure buddy, give me the damage.
54:22
Four because my fisty cuffs and wait, Would it go up to D6 then?
54:28
Yes, I believe let's do it because you did double dose.
54:30
I like to think it makes you have more powerful.
54:32
That's four. Four damage minus D, 2, -, 1, so
54:36
3D damage. You pick a lot of like parts of
54:39
him. Well, you got some big squishy
54:40
ones right here. I'm just going to get those out
54:43
of there, you know? You're pulling like ribs off of
54:45
him in shape, like you're really digging deep.
54:48
Any little hands in his rib cage?
54:52
Yeah, it's bad either way. He's not dead yet.
54:56
One of the rest of you guys as you see your your little
54:59
goblinoid buddy here just ribbing through him.
55:01
I punch with knife. Oh yeah, Punch knife Boy.
55:04
Dude. Two punch with knife, one punch
55:06
knife. That was a 7, actually.
55:10
A lot of. Punches. 10.
55:12
That's ten. I do the omens.
55:13
I have one left not worth it. Yeah, I guess the rest of the
55:17
group does have a chance to attack so that.
55:19
Yeah, I'll let, I'll let them. In your head would be good for
55:22
the soup on upstairs there were. Stairs.
55:27
I think it's funny that you guys all can clamoring down the
55:30
stairs. It crashes, right?
55:31
It falls and then you guys all get up and then just kill
55:33
everyone in the room. Not everybody.
55:36
All these sleeping dudes are fucking still sleeping.
55:38
Except for the one that you like.
55:40
He took his head off. He's dead.
55:43
Surprising. Well, you know, he can't pay him
55:45
to do that anyway. Scream Sasha Rusik.
55:47
Well, since this guy's a kick, man, I'm going to go for his
55:51
kicksters. Yeah, one of his.
55:52
One of one of his little Chevrolet legs.
55:58
That's 13. 13 hits. Tell me about it.
56:03
Tell me about it. I just sliced his leg off right
56:08
below the knee. He falls to the ground and I
56:11
stand over him a minute and stab him in the chest.
56:13
And I'm going to keep picking out his eyeballs.
56:18
You can't spell slaughter without laughter.
56:22
You hear one of the heads wake up.
56:24
Yeah, but that was infected. None.
57:13
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57:22
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58:29
I'm struggling man. I need.
58:30
I need Chris to give me another line pretty quick.
58:33
Oh, hello there. Oh, look at the dinner bell is
58:38
brought on the soup. OK, I think I've got it now.
58:44
Like stirring mashed potatoes with this strong hand.
58:48
That's like Scary movie too hand.
58:52
I'd rather die. Can't.
58:58
Believe that we've been using Alan Keyes.
59:00
Really. He's been the kind of guy full
59:04
volumes his phone in public. Fucking guy.
59:08
I got a guy at works at the that does that.
59:10
He'll watch fucking tik toks at full volume at fucking 8:00 in
59:13
the morning like I'm trying to read my fucking book on
59:15
cryptids, you fucking monster. Leave me the fuck alone.
59:18
It's like, all right nerd, don't read my Cryptid book.
59:22
Hey, I'm a cute nerd. It's a red.
59:30
Board. It's red board.
59:31
It's a red board. Red board.
59:33
Ohh great. Now I'm going to go into the
59:35
story on what's. Over your bro red board.
59:40
Red Borg plays you who's? This Mark Borg.
59:43
Who is this mark? Borg take Mark Borg for 100 Alex
59:48
delicious hamburgers and Mark Borg.
59:52
Mark Borg Mark Borger. Isn't that the place for Mark
59:56
Wahlberg? Yes.
59:58
Mark the Joke Mark. Mark Wahlberg.
1:00:01
His cousin Zuckerberg. What was you guys playing, Mark
1:00:04
Wahlberg? What are you guys?
1:00:06
Where did you come from? Definitely this episode.
1:00:11
Bum fights. No, it's not.
1:00:14
I know it's not. That's not a OK word.
1:00:18
Fights. Too violent?
1:00:21
No. Homeless arguments?
1:00:22
No, stop. That's not fun either.
1:00:27
No, it's not, I thought OK either.
1:00:28
I mean, he say it's fun, but. That's what Disney would do,
1:00:31
would. They.