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Dirty Little Secret: I Destroyed A Bathroom And Blamed A Kid! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: It's Dirty Little Secret with Billy the Kid in the
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  Speaker 1: Morning on Mix 102.9. Brought to you by Mint Dentistry.
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  Speaker 2: Confess, 833-787-1029. What is that dirty little secret?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a secret from last Christmas that I
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  Speaker 3: have never told a single person.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Not even my husband have I told this to because
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  Speaker 3: it is honestly one of the most embarrassing things I.
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  Speaker 2: Have ever done. Oh, what happened? I love embarrassing.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Yeah. Last year, my husband and I
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  Speaker 3: went to this little Christmas party at one of his co-workers' houses.
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  Speaker 3: And it was my first time meeting a lot of
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  Speaker 3: people he worked with. So obviously, I was trying to
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  Speaker 3: make the best impression. Yeah. So everything was going great.
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  Speaker 3: We were eating, drinking. I don't know. what I ate,
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  Speaker 3: but suddenly my stomach started making noises I have never
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  Speaker 3: heard come out of a human body before.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's the worst ever. Oh, my God. When you're
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  Speaker 2: not home and that happens. Oh, my God. The bubbles. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: my God.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever. Yeah, I never have stomach problems. So whatever I
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  Speaker 3: ate was just legit trying to kill me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And so I casually sneak off to the bathroom. And
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  Speaker 3: after I was in there for way too long, the
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  Speaker 3: absolute worst thing that can happen in somebody else's house
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  Speaker 3: happened to me. What? I clogged the toilet. Oh!
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  Speaker 1: No!
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  Speaker 2: That is a legit fear of mine.
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  Speaker 3: It is?
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  Speaker 1: Yes!
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  Speaker 2: I mean.
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  Speaker 3: I co-logged it. So I'm just like... I'm panicking, right? Because.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I've done it before. You have? Have you?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. So you know.
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  Speaker 1: It is an awful place to be. My anxiety, it
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  Speaker 1: shot up. It only happened once.
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  Speaker 2: It was at a friend's house that I knew. Not
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  Speaker 2: even like this situation. So you do start to panic.
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  Speaker 3: For real.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm freaking out. I'm looking everywhere for a plunger
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  Speaker 3: and there isn't one. And I... You know, like I
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  Speaker 3: thought about flushing it again, but like the water was
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  Speaker 3: really high.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't do that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, I knew that if that toilet overflowed, I was
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  Speaker 3: just going to have to move out of the state.
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  Speaker 2: Then it goes down the hall.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: If you flush it too many times, if it's clogged,
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  Speaker 1: it'll overflow.
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  Speaker 2: And that's, oh boy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I just was like, there's no way I'm walking out
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  Speaker 3: of this bathroom and admitting that this was me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I looked over at the bathtub and there was
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  Speaker 3: some kids' bath toys in it. And this is the
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  Speaker 3: part that I'm really not proud of. I grabbed a
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  Speaker 3: couple of those toys and I threw them in the toilet.
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  Speaker 3: I waited until I knew nobody was outside and I
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  Speaker 3: just like got out of the bathroom and And I
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  Speaker 3: immediately went, oh, my God, oh, no. And then I
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  Speaker 3: found my husband's co-worker, and I said, I think one
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  Speaker 3: of the kids threw some toys in the toilet and
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  Speaker 3: clogged it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh!
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. Smart. That's brilliant.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: He... He completely believed me. And he goes, oh my God,
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  Speaker 3: thank you for telling me. And he just like immediately
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  Speaker 3: went in there to fix it.
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  Speaker 2: That is so smart.
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  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, desperate times there. So he actually
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  Speaker 3: apologized to me.
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  Speaker 2: He had no idea.
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  Speaker 3: And he's like, there's another bathroom upstairs you can use.
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  Speaker 3: So I had to go upstairs and like pretend to
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  Speaker 3: use the bathroom again to keep the story going.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, what a good, I feel like you've done
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  Speaker 2: this before. I don't even think about that. That's so smart.
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  Speaker 2: You blame it on the kids, right?
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  Speaker 3: For sure. All these kids.
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  Speaker 2: Threw some bad toys down there, clogged the toilet. It
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  Speaker 2: wasn't me.
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  Speaker 3: That poor kid just got blamed for absolutely destroying that toilet.
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  Speaker 2: Little Timmy is grounded for no reason. Yeah. I had
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  Speaker 2: no gifts under the tree for Christmas. At least you
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  Speaker 2: didn't have to move out of state. Yeah, but at
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  Speaker 2: least you got to... I know.
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  Speaker 3: I feel bad, but what am I going to do?
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  Speaker 2: Like, I can't... No, that's exactly... Forget that kid. That's
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  Speaker 2: exactly what you should have done. Yeah, who cares? He's
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  Speaker 2: probably a bad kid anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we'll go with that because.
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  Speaker 2: I know a girl who clogged a toilet on the first.
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  Speaker 1: Date, went back to the guy's house, had stomach issues,
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  Speaker 1: went to his restroom real quick thinking it won't be
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  Speaker 1: a big deal, clogged his.
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  Speaker 2: Whole toilet on the first date. You don't recover from that.
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  Speaker 2: There's no second date. You're getting ghosted.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he's thinking, first date and she's just going
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  Speaker 1: to go in my house and just destroy it.
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  Speaker 2: Destroy it?
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  Speaker 1: Blow up my toilet? Well, ma'am, thank you so much
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  Speaker 1: for the confession. I hope you feel better. At least
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  Speaker 1: you got it off your chest. And you also informed
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  Speaker 1: everybody on what to do if this happens.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. That's true. I hope it was a service.
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  Speaker 2: It was a public service. Thank you so much. Just
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  Speaker 2: blame it on the hood rat demon fetuses. Right.