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Competitive Kingdom _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _516(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: All right, let's get some tour dates that we have.
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  Speaker 1: August 30th and 31st, these are new. We'll be back
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  Speaker 1: in Las Vegas, Nevada at Resorts World Las Vegas. That
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  Speaker 1: is during LSU and USC weekend, University of Southern California.
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  Speaker 1: So if you want to come laugh during that weekend,
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  Speaker 1: be grateful to have you there. It's going to be
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  Speaker 1: a joy. Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, September 25. North Little Rock.
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  Speaker 1: September 26th, Springfield, Missouri, September 27th, Kansas City, Missouri, September 28th,
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  Speaker 1: Sioux Falls, South Dakota, October 10th, La Crosse, Wisconsin, October 11th,
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  Speaker 1: Green Bay, Wisconsin on October 12th, and Moline, Illinois, October 13th.
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  Speaker 1: Grateful for all of those. Get your tickets at theovon.com
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  Speaker 1: slash T-O-U-R-N. and there are other shows too. You can
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  Speaker 1: find them all on the website, and I appreciate you
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  Speaker 1: guys' support. I can't believe this, that we've gotten to
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  Speaker 1: do this. Thank you. We got new merch, guys. We
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  Speaker 1: have new colorways for the Be Good to Yourself t-shirts.
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  Speaker 1: We have blue jean, granite, bay, and banana. Check all
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  Speaker 1: that and more at theovonstore.com, the only place we sell merch.
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  Speaker 2: Boom.
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  Speaker 3: Boom.
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  Speaker 1: She got him. She got him. Shorty want a thug, baby.
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  Speaker 1: That's what they say. That's what they say, baby. Shorty
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  Speaker 1: want a thug. Do Shorty want a thug, though? Ask
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  Speaker 1: Bad Baby right now. You know, Shorty don't want that thug.
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  Speaker 1: You feel me? Shorty don't. How about this? Sure they
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  Speaker 1: don't want a thug. That's a way better song. Sure
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  Speaker 1: they want a businessman. Sure they want an electrician. That's
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  Speaker 1: what sure they want, bro. Sure they want hopes and dreams.
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  Speaker 1: You know, some of the songs just aren't really, they're
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  Speaker 1: not telling the truth. That's the thing. Cause show they
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  Speaker 1: don't want a thug. Show they don't want a thug, man.
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  Speaker 1: Show they want a three bedroom house with two and
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  Speaker 1: a half baths. Where's that song, man? Where is that song?
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  Speaker 1: We need real music, baby. Um, what's going on out there?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on, you little, uh, You little cinnamon sniffers. Baby,
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  Speaker 1: where y'all at, huh? Where y'all at? Little hyped up today.
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  Speaker 1: It's humid. It's the heat. This heat got me, man.
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  Speaker 1: This heat got me. Bro, you take an animal outside
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  Speaker 1: and next thing you know, that thing is grilled. That
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  Speaker 1: thing is grilled, bro. You got you a little Bichon
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  Speaker 1: or whatever you at the park and next thing you know,
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  Speaker 1: that thing, it's grilled. You'll have a couple of, uh,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to say it, but C-H-I-N-E-S-E-E. You'll have
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  Speaker 1: them show up and be like, oh, so what's happening, appetizer? But, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's just dangerous out there. Dangerous to hit the dog park.
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  Speaker 1: Dangerous for anybody. It's dangerous out there, a lot of heat.
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  Speaker 1: I was in Las Vegas this weekend. It was 117 degrees, man.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know they had that much degrees. That's the
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  Speaker 1: kind of shit you see on the side of an oven, bro.
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  Speaker 1: That's just too much. It's just too much degrees for
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  Speaker 1: a regular man or woman. What's going on, man? I
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  Speaker 1: miss you guys. Happy to be here today with you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the studio. I'm in the OG studio today.
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  Speaker 1: So I really feel some nostalgia about that. A lot's
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  Speaker 1: been going on. A lot's been happening. I hope you
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  Speaker 1: guys are doing well. I'm trying to do more solo
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  Speaker 1: episodes because I think it's important, and I miss it.
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  Speaker 1: I want to let you know that I miss it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what's happening? I haven't spoken to you guys since I
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  Speaker 1: went to Ireland, brother, and England. And they call it
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  Speaker 1: the United Kingdom, but.
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  Speaker 1: But I guess it's kind of united maybe. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: If you're in Ireland and you're on stage and you
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  Speaker 1: yell out, fuck England, they go bonkers, dude. They will
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  Speaker 1: start eating the freckles off of each other. So I
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  Speaker 1: guess it's united, but it's competitive. So that's what they
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  Speaker 1: should call it, probably the competitive kingdom. I think that's
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  Speaker 1: very fair. And even certain parts of it feel like
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  Speaker 1: in Ireland, they're like, we're the real Ireland. You know,
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  Speaker 1: and then if you get over to, you know, once
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  Speaker 1: you get over to England, like the people in Manchester,
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  Speaker 1: they're like, oh, fuck London. You know, they're posh, you know.
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  Speaker 1: And so there was just a lot going on, man.
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  Speaker 1: It was just a lot to be associated with. But
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  Speaker 1: I want to say thank you to all the people
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  Speaker 1: that came out over there. It's important that I address that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, sometimes I feel like I leave a place
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  Speaker 1: and there's not a way to say thank you. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I'll go do a show somewhere and I'll leave. And
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  Speaker 1: a lot of times I'll be sitting in the tour
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  Speaker 1: bus or the car or something. And I'll just be like, man,
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  Speaker 1: I wish. How do I thank all these people? You know,
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  Speaker 1: and I'll share something on my social story or share
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  Speaker 1: a thank you. But I'm like, man, I just wish
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  Speaker 1: there was a way to thank people better sometimes. And
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  Speaker 1: Ireland was great. Ireland was great. It was something else, man.
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  Speaker 1: Godspeed to those drunken crooners, bro. Those people, they will, oh,
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  Speaker 1: they'll drink their buddy. Dude, I saw a guy put
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  Speaker 1: a straw in his friend and fucking drink him right there.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Wow. And he was lukewarm. At least put some,
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  Speaker 1: you know, get him on ice or something or put
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  Speaker 1: a lime wedge on his shoulder. It's just the way
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  Speaker 1: that they're doing it over there. You know, and it's
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  Speaker 1: mostly men. I want to say that in Ireland. And
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  Speaker 1: they're going to disagree. And that's fine. But it's mostly
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  Speaker 1: men over there. I've never seen so many men in
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  Speaker 1: my life. Wonderful men. You know, beautiful, semi-beautiful, off-beautiful. And
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  Speaker 1: not even beautiful men as well. And it's totally white.
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  Speaker 1: You know, whitest group. Afraid of the sun. But not
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  Speaker 1: of the Guinness. They're not afraid. That's the one thing.
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  Speaker 1: The Guinness, Bob. The darkest thing in the whole country
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  Speaker 1: is the Guinness. They didn't have any, like, I even saw,
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  Speaker 1: I remember seeing one black guy and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my God, are you a Guinness? Like, they just
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  Speaker 1: don't have a lot of diversity, you know? In fact,
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  Speaker 1: if someone there has a black child, they just name
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  Speaker 1: it Guinness. And I'm like, well, that seems. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just a marvelous group of people over there, you know?
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  Speaker 1: And in Ireland, there's always the one Irish guy. None
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  Speaker 1: of them, they all stay inside. And they're in there drinking.
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  Speaker 1: And it doesn't matter where there is. It could be
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  Speaker 1: a home, an apartment. It could be a pet store.
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  Speaker 1: You open the pet store, there's a couple pets, right?
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  Speaker 1: And then there's like people just in there drinking. It
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  Speaker 1: could be you open the hardware store and there's three
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  Speaker 1: wrenches and then 11 guys in there drinking and singing
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  Speaker 1: the Pogues songs. You know, it's... it's a drinker's paradise
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  Speaker 1: over there. It really is. And then every now and
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  Speaker 1: then you'll see the one Irish guy who they send
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  Speaker 1: to check out to see if it's sunny outside.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And that's, I don't know if he lost a bet
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  Speaker 1: or whatever, but there's always that one Irish guy that
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  Speaker 1: they send out, you know, to check the weather. And
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  Speaker 1: it could be two degrees Celsius in Ireland, which is
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  Speaker 1: like 60 degrees Fahrenheit. And he'll come back in with
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  Speaker 1: a sunburn. It's a, There, anybody there, you cut a
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  Speaker 1: lamp on and four guys get sunburned in Ireland. It's
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  Speaker 1: just all right. Oh, shit. We need some aloe vera
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  Speaker 1: here for Brennan. So, you know, that's a lot of
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  Speaker 1: the culture. Even if I turn the light on on
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  Speaker 1: my phone, right, 11 guys get sunburned immediately. You're like, oh, Jesus,
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  Speaker 1: turn it off. We're going to get cancer. There's always,
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  Speaker 1: it's always guys. It's like, they're all singing anything. You
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  Speaker 1: don't put up anything, a pothole on the street. They're
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  Speaker 1: in there. And they're just drinking beers and singing. It's
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  Speaker 1: just the culture. Uh, cause I grew up in New Orleans,
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  Speaker 1: you know? And so there, there's a lot of drunk
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  Speaker 1: people vomiting and like projectile vomiting into people, you know,
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  Speaker 1: in a strip clubs and shit. And like, um, But
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  Speaker 1: in Ireland, it's just in them. It's in them. Their
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  Speaker 1: bones are 30 proof. It's just built into them. So
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  Speaker 1: it's a different kind of thing. They're drunk, but they're
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  Speaker 1: just Irish. They're just Irish, you know. The crazy one
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  Speaker 1: is if a guy gets so drunk, the freckles on
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  Speaker 1: his face start kind of moving around or relocating or
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  Speaker 1: they'll spell out things like, oh, you know, Donnie needs
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  Speaker 1: a taxi. It'll just the freckles will start to ask
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  Speaker 1: for help. That's when a guy is too drunk and
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  Speaker 1: too Irish. You know, they're like, oh, Michael needs a biscuit,
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  Speaker 1: you know. it'll just start saying like that oh call
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  Speaker 1: the cops you know so you just have to be
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  Speaker 1: you got to be you got to look out for
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  Speaker 1: that guy but it's a beautiful country man um beautiful
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  Speaker 1: people and i guess this is how i kind of
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  Speaker 1: say thanks you know just by making sure i try
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  Speaker 1: to reminisce um what else was oh the best thing
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  Speaker 1: in ireland they're always like all the girls are coming
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  Speaker 1: You'll meet some fellas at a pub or something. They'll
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  Speaker 1: be like, the girls, the lady, they'll be here soon.
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  Speaker 1: The girls are coming. And you'll wait 20 minutes or
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  Speaker 1: 30 minutes, and the girls are never coming. There's got
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  Speaker 1: to be 11 women in Ireland, and they are busy.
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  Speaker 1: I'll say that. They're busy lasses. But they're never coming.
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  Speaker 1: We went out a couple nights, and the guys we met,
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  Speaker 1: they're like, all right, the girls are coming. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: And we'd wait, and they would just close the bar
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  Speaker 1: and send everybody home. The girls are never coming. We
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  Speaker 1: saw in Belfast, and it's beautiful. Let me tell you this.
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  Speaker 1: These places are beautiful. I joke, but they're beautiful. They're
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  Speaker 1: beautiful places, and the people are beautiful. They really are.
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  Speaker 1: It's fascinating to see just this culture of just not
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  Speaker 1: obsessed with things as much as we are in the States,
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  Speaker 1: just more in their moment. I definitely noticed that about
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  Speaker 1: the Irish, you know, I mean, the moment is a bar.
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  Speaker 1: I will say that the moment is a, the moment
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  Speaker 1: is 20 proof, but they're in it. They're definitely in it.
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  Speaker 1: And we went to Belfast and they have a museum.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, come see the Titanic where, where we built
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  Speaker 1: the Titanic. And I'm like, dude, I ain't going to
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  Speaker 1: see that, bro. That the Titanic sank, bro. Why are you, why? Like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand, I guess. Like, why if it sank,
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  Speaker 1: are you like, come see it? You know, you fucked,
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  Speaker 1: it's fucking shit, lad. It fucking, it drank the ocean, brother.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't want to see where you made it.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a good shop. That's like in Malaysia. If
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  Speaker 1: they're like, oh, come see where we made the plane.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, it's fucking missing. So the girls are coming.
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  Speaker 1: They're never coming. Do you get it? They're never coming,
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  Speaker 1: the girls. But, yeah, you know, I'm joking, obviously. And
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  Speaker 1: you know what's funny, though? Irish and English people, you
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  Speaker 1: don't have to say you're joking. They fucking love it.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I learned. So maybe I'll try to say
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  Speaker 1: it less, you know. But, yeah, beautiful people over there.
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  Speaker 1: beautiful people in ireland and uh every bar though yeah
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  Speaker 1: filled with men you open any door in ireland it's
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  Speaker 1: men you open a pothole in there people are drinking
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  Speaker 1: you you open a cupboard to get you a plate
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  Speaker 1: and there's six people on the plate drinking you open
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  Speaker 1: an app on your phone in ireland and there's three
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  Speaker 1: guys in the app drinking you're like what the hell
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  Speaker 1: is this it's just the culture man You open up,
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  Speaker 1: somebody opened a new restaurant, and we went for the opening,
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  Speaker 1: grand opening. We opened the doors. There's 48 people drinking.
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  Speaker 1: No food. We went to Dublin. Dublin. And that's like
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  Speaker 1: the posh Ireland, you know. That's like they call it
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  Speaker 1: West England. That's what the other parts of Ireland call it.
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  Speaker 1: And the shows there, it was phenomenal. We just had
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  Speaker 1: one show, you know. It was good. It was really good, actually.
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  Speaker 1: And then we went down. To be honest, look, I'll
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  Speaker 1: say when they're bad. And there's some bad ones. But
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  Speaker 1: this one, it was a good one. It was a
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  Speaker 1: good one. Sometimes you get off stage and you're like, oh, finally,
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  Speaker 1: it was good, you know? And I know I'm hard
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  Speaker 1: on myself too, but it's like, yeah, that's how I
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  Speaker 1: feel about it. What else happened? Oh, yeah, we went
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  Speaker 1: down to Cork, you know, and Cork is at the
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  Speaker 1: bottom of Ireland. And it's a different type of place
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  Speaker 1: down there, you know? And you think, you know, Ireland,
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  Speaker 1: you think, oh, Cork. You know, they're finally going to
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  Speaker 1: put a cork in the bottle. You know, it'll be
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  Speaker 1: kind of sober Ireland or whatever, you know. And they're
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  Speaker 1: going to get down to just living and living just
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  Speaker 1: comfortable lives, you know. But no, it's just drunk men,
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  Speaker 1: drunk cattle even. They had drunk cattle. I saw two
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  Speaker 1: cows that couldn't even pay their tab at a pub.
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  Speaker 1: And they butchered them right there. God, you know. It's
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  Speaker 1: just heartbreaking, you know. And the barkeep, he's like, pay
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  Speaker 1: your tab. And they're like, and he's like, what are
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  Speaker 1: you saying? He's like, more beer. And then they fucking
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  Speaker 1: butchered him right there. But he don't, the calves don't,
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  Speaker 1: they don't have any hands to even pay their tab.
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  Speaker 1: The guy put the little, like, electronic pay your tab
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  Speaker 1: thing in the guy, you know, all I guess the
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  Speaker 1: bell around her neck and there's no credit info in it.
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  Speaker 1: So just kind of heartbreaking to witness some of that,
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  Speaker 1: but In Cork, we performed in a tent, like in
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  Speaker 1: a circus tent. It was outdoors, blue and yellow. It's
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  Speaker 1: blue and yellow, and there's a couple. And I was like,
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  Speaker 1: who is going to show up to this circus tent?
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  Speaker 1: And some freaking dogs showed up. So that was crazy.
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  Speaker 1: That show was kind of tough, but it was great, man.
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  Speaker 1: it's just been, you know, um, yeah, I hope I
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  Speaker 1: don't sound like I'm complaining. It's just been, yeah, just like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Sometimes it all happens so fast and
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  Speaker 1: you wish you could hold onto it, you know? I
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  Speaker 1: think that's how I feel.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes it just all happens so fast and you just
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  Speaker 1: want to hold onto it more. Um, but yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: got to go see a dairy farmer right when we
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  Speaker 1: got over to Cork. Uh, The driver, our driver, his
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  Speaker 1: cousin or nephew was working at a dairy farm. So
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  Speaker 1: we went out there, and that was pretty cool. We
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  Speaker 1: got to see the cows and just, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: never know that much about a cow, to be honest
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  Speaker 1: with you, bro. Some people look at me and they're like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this bastard knows about cows, bro. Just that little cow baby,
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  Speaker 1: you know. It's that little fucking bulldog, bro. That little
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  Speaker 1: calf daddy. That's how they see me. Like, oh, this
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  Speaker 1: little boy will suck on a udder. You know, this
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  Speaker 1: boy is nasty. But the truth is, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: much about them. A lot of cows, when I look
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  Speaker 1: at them, they kind of remind me of blind people
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  Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah. And I don't know why, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I guess. And I don't know if I have to
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  Speaker 1: know why, you know. But, yeah, we got to go
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  Speaker 1: see a dairy farm and just see what it was like.
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  Speaker 1: And we got to sit at the table, at the
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  Speaker 1: farmer's table, and just kind of have a meal with
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  Speaker 1: them and some tea. And that was awesome. That was, like,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: the most, like, settled thing we did on the whole
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  Speaker 1: trip over there in the U.K. Yeah, and it was
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  Speaker 1: just– and the girls are coming. The girls are never coming, guys.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know how there's any people in Ireland
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  Speaker 1: because you need women to make people.
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  Speaker 6: You know?
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  Speaker 1: I don't care how progressive you are. You put two
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  Speaker 1: dudes in a room for a long time, dude. You
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  Speaker 1: open that door again, there's only going to be two
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  Speaker 1: people in there. You need a woman, bro. They're the.
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  Speaker 1: They're the strike to the match. The match is dumb.
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  Speaker 1: The strike is where you get that magic, baby. And so, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: everybody's like, the girls are coming. They're never coming. They
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  Speaker 1: never showed up. We never saw them. We never saw them, lad.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't see. It's a bunch of Conor McGregor fans
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  Speaker 1: swearing that the girls are coming, and they know. And
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where the girls are. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: At the dairy farm, that's the most females I saw.
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  Speaker 1: That was it. And some of them were cute. I'll
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  Speaker 1: say it. Depending on how cold it gets, some of
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  Speaker 1: them were cute. But yeah, the wildest thing about Ireland
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  Speaker 1: is the craziest thing you can do, you can go
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  Speaker 1: on stage, you can say, fuck England, and they will
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  Speaker 1: go apeshit. They will start eating the freckles off their face.
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  Speaker 1: They'll start licking the sunburn off their body. They'll do
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  Speaker 1: it all, you know. They really, they love to say
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  Speaker 1: that over there. But then we went to England. And
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  Speaker 1: we couldn't say that anymore on stage because we were
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  Speaker 1: in England. And England was great, dude. You know, I
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: think people know I've had some history with the British
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: over the years, you know um you know because we
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  Speaker 1: used to be british or whatever if you look at
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  Speaker 1: the christopher columbus the bible or whatever and we left
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  Speaker 1: we're like we're out You know, shorty want a thug, bro.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: So we left. But then, so I was always like, well,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: why would, you know, you know, it's not going, you know,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: you want to stay where you are. You know, you're
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: moving forward, you know. You know, they say you can't
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: go home again. You know, it's like that Miranda Lambert song.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: It's just like, you know, you don't want to go back.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: It's not the same. But it was great, man. It
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: was so great, dude. So I'll say fuck England when
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I'm in Ireland, but when I get to England, dude,
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying it anymore. I had a great time.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: We went to Manchester and one of the best shows,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: some amazing shows in London. We were playing during the
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: soccer match. What was going on? We had Amir Kay
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: on tour with us. Shane Todd was there. Uh, if
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: you haven't gotten to check him out, man, he's just
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: such a joy to be around. Um, Jimmy Carr showed
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: up and did a guest set in London along with
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Catherine Ryan. Um, and so that was really cool. I,
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: you know, just that kindness of them to say, Hey,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I'd love to come and, um, and be on the show.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: And that meant a lot to me. You know, I
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: felt really, really welcome there. And it was also a
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: time when the soccer was kicking off in the UK.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: So people in England were hyped, bro. Harry Kane. Harry Kane.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: People kept yelling Harry Kane at me and I thought
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: my penis was hanging out. I'm like, oh shit, I'll
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: wax it, you know. But yeah, I just want to
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: say thank you to everybody that came out over there.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: It's just such a crazy experience to go to another
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: country and people come out to the show, you know.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: and then you're worried that like people don't like, they
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about or that you have
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: to change your references or whatever, but that's not the,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: you know, some of that's all in my head. So
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: I think like in the first shows of, um, in Ireland,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: I was like worried, like there's this exchange rate or whatever. Um,
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: but it's not necessarily the case. So, um, yeah. So
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: that's what it was like over there. I'm trying to
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: think of anything else kind of wonderful that happened. I mean,
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: It was just fast. You know, it just all, it
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: just happens at the speed of life. And sometimes it's,
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: it feels quicker than we wish. You know, it feels
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: quicker than we wish. Sometimes I feel like life wants
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: to just, like minutes are just faster than they used
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: to be. Like even minutes, they want to get done
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: with it. They're like, let's get done with it. They're like,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: I'm just a minute. I'm just going to hurry. It
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: just used to feel like things were a little bit slower.
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• 24:07
  Speaker 1: What else is going on, dude? Joe Biden. I love this, bro.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Joe Biden has decided now that he's running for president. Now,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: everybody knows that or if you don't and if you
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: don't know, I don't. My issue with Democratic Party is
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: taking advantage of a senior citizen. That's my issue. I
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: think that they should have taken Bobby Kennedy on and
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: brought him into the fold. I think that he is
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: a plausible candidate who's willing to talk about real shit.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: That's how I feel. He's a plausible candidate that's willing
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: to talk about real things and not only just wait
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: for the question to come at him, but to say,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: this is what I want to do. And when he
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: says it, you believe him, I think. People are like,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: he's batshit crazy. Yeah, well, everybody's batshit crazy, dude. Jim
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Henson put his hand up little bodies and made the Muppets, dude.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: You don't think that was fucking crazy? Yeah, it was, dude.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: So I've never liked that. I've known that this guy
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: is not doing well. My father was a senior citizen
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: when I was born. So I don't like taking advantage
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: of somebody who is not mentally well. It's fucked up.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I don't care who you are. I don't care what
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: you think. It's messed up. And they was doing it.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: They was puppeting old fucking Joey B, son. And so
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: here's the hilariousness of it. He's been experiencing dementia for
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: a while. I think that's been pretty obvious. Now, they
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: kept telling him so much like these puppeteers, whoever they are.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: We don't know who they are, but we know who
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: they are. They've been saying like, you're the president, Joe.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: You're the president. Now, when they're like, you can't do it,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: he's like, now he's the president.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: It's almost like you convince a puppet that they're real
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: for so long and suddenly they believe it. So it's
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: just gotten crazy. It's like if we can't control Biden,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: how can we control AI? We can't even control B-A-I-D-E-N, dude.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: It's a wrap, bro. It's a wrap. So all this
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: shit to me is just kind of hilarious. Um, I
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: think we need more parties. We need more possibilities. I
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: think we, I think the CIA and the FBI are corrupt.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I believe that we are living in a very corrupt, um,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: experience with our government. That's really what I believe. Um,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: and I don't believe that on the individual. I don't
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: think that the individuals are, I want to say that,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: you know, um, But I think that the powers that
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: are pushing them are. Because I don't believe that on
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: an individual level. Anyway, sorry. That's a lot of politics
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: from me. But I just, I am so excited now.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: I'm so, because imagine you like build a character on
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: an NBA 2K or something, right? Or 7K or whatever
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: it is now. And then finally, you log in one time,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: and you want to use your character or whatever, and
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: your character just fucking looks at the screen and gives
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: you those Nate Diaz number ones, baby, the middle fangies.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: And then he just does his own shit on the game,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: and you just have to watch. So that's what I'm–
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: I am hyped about this, about Biden, just because it's
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: all– That's what you get. That's what you get for
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: telling a puppet that it's real the whole time. Anyway,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: so not to get super political, but those are just
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: some of my thoughts. I'm always about the underdog. You
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: know that. A lot of times I'm about the underdog.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: And I felt like what they were doing to Joe Biden,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: whatever you think about him politically, what they're doing to him,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: I thought was fucked up.
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: You know?
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: If I sat in a room with a senior citizen
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: and I knew something was not well about him, and
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: I said things to him or made him believe things
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: to take advantage of him, that's a sick person that
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: would do that. If that happened to my father, I've
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: said this before, if somebody did that to my father,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I would fucking take their legs off their body and
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: hide them in their cousin's ass, dude. That's who I am.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: You know, there's just nothing sicker to me than that.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: It's like there's people that call old people and try
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: to sell them gold and cheat them out of their money.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: All that shit or the those Nigerian scammer people. I
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: know that they're just trying to make money in their country, but.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Just taking advantage of senior citizens just fucking... That shit
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: fucking makes me angry, bro. And I'm sorry to use
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: a lot of profanity today. What else is going on?
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Sorry if this is all... over the place. But, you know,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: I've never known what this show is, and so this
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: is what it is. I went to a WNBA game.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: I'll say it, dude. A lot of guys are afraid
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: to say it, you know. And I will say that
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: I promised my father on his deathbed That I would
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: not go to a WNBA game. That was like his
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: one promise or whatever.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: And I.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Felt, of course I won't go. And he goes, oh,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: if your mother found out you went to a WNBA game,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: she'd roll over in her grave. And I said, I
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: remember being like, well, mom's not dead yet. And he's like,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: she's dead on the inside. That's what he said. I
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: was like, whoa, that's crazy. I mean, maybe, but that's crazy.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: But no, I love you, Mom. But I went to
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: a game, man. I went to a game this past
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: weekend in Las Vegas. I'm a Kate Martin fan. I'm
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: not going to sit in the closet anymore. I am
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: a Kate Martin fan. I became an Iowa Hawkeyes female
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: basketball fan. I did. And a lot, you know, for
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: some people it's almost like admitting that they're using drugs
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: or whatever. For me, it's not like that. I became
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: an Iowa Hawkeyes fan. Female hoops. I mean, they put
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: up way more points than the Iowa men's football team.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: So right there, If you even want to see a
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: point scored, you got to watch them if you're even
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: anywhere near Iowa City. But, yeah, so I went to
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: a Kate Martin game, and I got to see her play, dude,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: and I was fucking excited, man. I'm not going to–
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: and I'll say this. This is the best thing. The
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: best thing that I didn't realize is some of the
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: players– as a guy, you're sitting there, you're watching the game,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: And first of all, it's super relatable. And I'll tell
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: you why. Because a lot of times you'll see the
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: women driving to the hoop and they can't dunk, right?
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: They can't dunk. And that's fine. But to me, it's
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: the most relatable thing I've ever seen. I can't dunk.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: You know, at this point in my life, I can't dunk.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: So if I'm going to the hoop and I got
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: a layup, there's nothing more relatable to a white guy
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: than driving to the hoop and you can't dunk. So
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: at that moment, I was like, holy shit, this is
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: the most relatable moment of my whole life. I can't
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: really relate to all those bangers that are out there
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: in the NBA. All those Beyonce Carters, baby, them Vince Carters.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: I can't, you know, I can admire it, but I
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: can't relate to it. But when you see somebody coasting
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: through the lane or trying to figure it out, catching
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: a bounce pass, And they're growing up, and the only
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: thing they can do is lay up? Bruh. As a white, off-white,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: semi-Nicaraguan guy, I can relate a thousand percent, dude. So
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: that's one thing that I realized that was so relatable
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: about the games, man. The second thing that I thought
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: was really fascinating is, as a man, some of the players,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: you're attracted to them. You know, you're watching the players.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: And a lot of... They're women. So if you's a
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: man that likes a woman, then you.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: You know? So it's weird. So it's like... You know,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: at the men's game, that never happens. I'm just kind
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: of marveling at the athleticism. I'm hoping that none of
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: the players are trying to bang my girl or whatever.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Just usual shit. But as... At the WNBA game, you're like, damn, shorty, shorty, shorty.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Shorty want a comic. You know, you just, it's different.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: So I realized that. I thought that was interesting just
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: to have this element of like, oh, I'm attracted to
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: some of these gals, bro. And some guys will be like,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: I would never be attracted. Bro, go to the games, dude.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: go to the games, bro. See if some of these
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: beautiful broads don't hit a three pointer and your butt
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: starts sweating a little. All right. Live your life. Oh,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: so yeah. So just been praying about a lot of
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: that kind of stuff, man. But that was, so those
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: were some things about the WNBA game that I really loved. Um,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: And I know it sounds crazy to say that, and
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Dad. I'm sorry, Dad. But Asia Wilson broke
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: the franchise record. I didn't know there was a franchise,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: but it doesn't matter. She broke the franchise record. And
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: this is one of the best things that the WNBA
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: has going for it as well. I think. This is
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: my opinion. My opinion means nothing. It means nothing. You
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: could feed it to a fucking baby. You could feed
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: it to a B, Sean. But the fact that the
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: best team in the league right now is in Las Vegas.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: So you have so many people that are just in
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Las Vegas that are there, you know, touristing. So if
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: they go see a team, bro, they're going to see
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: the best team. So I'm not sure if that's by design.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: You never know. That's the dark arts is the people
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: in the distance. You don't know what they're doing, but, um,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it was just, there's just so many different
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: little elements that kind of happen at a WNBA game.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Some people are going to chirp me or whatever for
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: having gone. Look, you know, I'm an underdog. You know,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: that's where I'm at.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: So.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: But, yeah, it was a great time, man. And I'll
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: say this. The games are a little shorter. It's a
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: little quicker. And you're attracted to some of the ladies
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: on the court. So, you know, it's like, damn. And
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: there's a different thing going on when you are a
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: man at the game, I think. And that's okay, man.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: It just is what it is. And so.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I had a great time with my family. Some of
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: the best shows I've had in the past few years
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: were throughout Idaho and Utah this week. I want to
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: thank everybody that came out. That really meant a lot.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Just even being in Las Vegas. Just getting to be
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: in Las Vegas. Dude, it's like you go to Las
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Vegas and the freaking advertisement goes by and it's me.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I sat there with my mom and we rode in
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: together from my brothers because we spent.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: We spent 4th of July with my brother. He lives
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: in Springdale, Utah. And there's nobody. It's 250 people there.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: And he likes it. He likes the place and he
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: likes being there. And it was just nice, man. I
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: got to go to lunch with my nephew and just
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: be like, you know, what's going on, bro? You know,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: and talk about his life and stuff.
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was cool. It made me feel... It was nice.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I'm thankful to God that I got to have that
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: kind of moment. Just where, you know, we got to
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: go together and then I'm able, you know, I'm trusted
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: to take my nephew out to lunch and we just
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: had a nice time. We drove around and just talked stuff,
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: you know. Because I think maybe sometimes for nephews, some
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: things they can't talk about their dads with. I don't know.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: But it was just cool. You know, and... Yeah, that
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: made me feel like I had some value, like important,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: or just like familially, like family importance or whatever they
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: call it. But yeah, we rode back in with my mom,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: and she came to my show on Friday night. And
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: if you were at that show in Vegas, it was
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: pretty cool. I know my, you know, me figuring out
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: like Yeah, I mean, my mother and I had a
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: tough time growing up. We've had a tough time over
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: the years. But she still stays... She listens to every
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: episode of this show. Which is kind of wild because
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: she couldn't be there when I was young. But I
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: know she tries her best to show up as an
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: adult when I'm now. And so it's just... I feel–
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It just– and some of that's been–
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: it's been hard for me to like evolve, like to
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: forgive my mom and stuff. But yeah, I'm grateful that–
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: even the– like I'm just grateful that my mom has
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: been patient while I'm trying to figure this out. And
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: go through it. And it's gotten a lot better. You know,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: it's gotten a lot better. And I'm just, I'm really
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: thankful to God for that. You know, to the powers
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: that be in the world. Because I didn't know, you know,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Sometimes I never knew if I would
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: have any other feelings towards my mom other than discomfort.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: And that's not the case now. I have, like, feelings
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: that pop into my head that are new and different.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: So I'm just, yeah, I'm just thankful that, yeah, I'm
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: thankful about that. But it was just fun, you know,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: that she got to come and see me Do what
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I like to do. You know, and so I'm just,
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm just grateful for that. Because every kid
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: just wants to make their mom or dad proud. You know,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: that's all they want to do. That's it, you know.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, they want to steal their parents' car sometimes too.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: But outside of that, you know, and they want to
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: freaking hook up with a stranger or with like somebody
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: from down the street when their parents are out of
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: town or whatever. But outside of that, dude, all they
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: want to do is make their parents proud. So that
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: was really special to me. What else is going on?
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Sorry if I'm rambling. We haven't even gotten into any
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: of you guys' calls. And really, why? I feel the
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: only reason I even want to do these episodes is
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: so I can check in with you guys, bro. No cap.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: For real. Sorry to say no cap at my age. Um,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: and so, you know, I asked in the past, the
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: last solo episode, and I try to solo episodes are
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: kind of linked. And so if you're not familiar with
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: this podcast, or if you're new to it, um, solo
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: episodes are kind of linked. And so, um, I asked
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: in the past who listens to the episode. So I'm
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: just going to rattle off a few of them right here.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 41:41
  Speaker 7: Hi, Theo. My name is Seda and you were wondering
• 41:46
  Speaker 7: what people do for work. I'm telling you what my
• 41:48
  Speaker 7: job is.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: I grade beef.
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:52
  Speaker 7: And I'm kind of a bigger girl, if you know
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: what I'm saying. So it's kind of embarrassing because people
• 41:56
  Speaker 7: probably think I'll sneak a snack or something. But my
• 41:59
  Speaker 7: job basically is like when you go to the grocery
• 42:01
  Speaker 7: store and you, you know, buy a ribeye steak or something.
• 42:06
  Speaker 7: And it says like prime ribeye or choice ribeye or
• 42:10
  Speaker 7: select or whatever.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: That's what I grade.
• 42:12
  Speaker 7: It's a pretty cool job. I love my job.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: I love your job, and I love you, too. Thank
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: you for grading that beef, Shorty. Give me a C +.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I'll be good. That's who I am. You know what
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? Give me a 75, baby. I'm good as
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: long as it looks. As long as you don't say
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: my meat's contaminated, baby. We good. You feel me? Who
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: else listens to the show?
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: Hey, Theo.
• 42:36
  Speaker 9: This is Neil in Wisconsin just checking in.
• 42:41
  Speaker 10: Out here delivering carbon dioxide.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Also known as CO2, also known as carbonation, trying to
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: make sure that everybody's sodas are fizzy and remain that way.
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: Gang, gang.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Amen, baby. Keep it fizzy out there, baby. Keep them
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: bubs bubbing, dog. You know what I'm saying? You that champagne, baby.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: You the champagne in my life, daddy. Let's hear more, dog.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Who else listens to the episodes?
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Hey, Theo. I work as a social worker.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, damn.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: In some jails here in Nevada. I just want to
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: let you know I listen to the pod. You're always
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: playing in the background while I'm sitting here at the
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: jail after I see everybody and just wanted to give
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: you a call and say thank you. I appreciate what
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: you do. I'm out there talking to people, keeping them going,
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: and you're back here talking to me, keeping me going.
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, thanks. Yeah, I always wanted to go to jail,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: and I might sometime. I don't know. We'll see how
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: bad my marriage is one day if I get married.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: But thank you, love. I appreciate that. And thank you
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: for keeping them boys going. I know people make mistakes,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: and they still deserve to get help, and they need
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: the most help sometimes, baby. Praise God. You feel that
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: on me, gang, gang. Let's hear another one.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: Hey, Theo.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: This is Danielle from Illinois.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Daniela Noy, baby, let's hear it.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: I'm a beauty school dropout turned production welder, and I
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: just heard your pod merging where you asked what everybody
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: does for a living, so I figured I'd call in
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: and let you know.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Amen, baby. Thank you for calling. You's a welder, huh?
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: You welding that bead work, huh? I feel you, baby.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Why don't you frickin' shh me up a little steak, baby?
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: That's what I would like to see, somebody that, you know,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: steak by welder. And that bitch is just fucking grilled
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: to a down. That thing look like a fucking down
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: dark McNugget, baby. Damn, baby. Praise God. Let's hear more.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Hey, Theo.
• 44:52
  Speaker 11: My name's Peyton, and I am a school nurse. And
• 44:56
  Speaker 11: I absolutely love your podcast. It's one of my favorites.
• 45:00
  Speaker 11: I just sit here dying.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Well, thanks, Peyton. I appreciate you. I appreciate you for listening.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: And God. The school nurse, dude. If you got a
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: school nurse that was hot, dude, it was like, God.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Just praying for cancer or whatever.
• 45:19
  Speaker 9: Onward.
• 45:21
  Speaker 11: I adored your podcast with Melissa Ansel, the school lunch lady.
• 45:26
  Speaker 11: It was hilarious and so relatable.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. She's on that lunch game, baby. A lot
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: of broads in them meal streets. Hear more?
• 45:38
  Speaker 11: I just wanted to call in and let you know
• 45:39
  Speaker 11: that I was a nurse and I love you. And
• 45:43
  Speaker 11: I do have a question. How hot is Joe Rogan
• 45:47
  Speaker 11: in person?
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Well, Joe is a handsome guy. He has a great smile.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: That's one thing about Joe. When he smiles, it's awesome.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: He is very fit. Um, I think he's a handsome guy.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not a woman. I don't know how, you know,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: women's see handsome, but for a man that's, uh, I,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I think of him as a, um, he, as a
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: handsome guy for sure. Um, he is, people ask me
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: about Joe Rogan all the time. I literally, I feel
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: like I'm Joe Rogan. Like, I feel like I'm a
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: secretary sometimes for Joe Rogan or like, I'm like that. Um, uh,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: whoever the speaker of the house is or something. it's
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: a lady with the curly hair for Biden who they
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: always ask her questions. I think Joe Rogan is very smart.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: That's one thing about him. People try to label him,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: I think, as different things sometimes. He is a smart guy.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: He has a great memory. You can't really lie to
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: him because he, he remembers. So if you tell him
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: some shit, it's just like, you know, he remembers. Um,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: And it's also nice that he remembers. It makes him
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: very endearing, you know, because he remembers things about you
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: and about the world. And yeah, he's like a library.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: That's one thing that I really think about him. It's
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: like if they could make a library person, it's Joe Rogan.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: You can kind of show up to the desk and ask, hey,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: do we have a book about this? And he will
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: go into his memory. because he's had so many conversations
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: and informative conversations, and he will share what he can
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: remember or what he knows. And that's one thing that
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I think is very fascinating about him. He's a fascinating man.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: He really is. And then when you get to go
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: watch him do the UFC, it's just like he's commentating,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: then he goes in the ring. It's fun, man. I
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: just feel so lucky that he.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: He helped a lot of comics and fighters, UFC people,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: kind of connect in some weird way. So, yeah, but
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: that's what he's like, I think. Yeah, and I think
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: that's exactly how I think about him. And I know
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: if I reach out to him about something, he's willing
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: to be helpful. And I also know he's a very
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: busy guy, so I respect his time. But, yeah, what
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: else is going on? Thank you guys for calling in.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Let me know who listens. Yeah, hit the hotline, 985-664-9503.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Just let me know who listens. I just want to
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: know who's out there.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: What else, man? Let's hit the news really quick. We
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: have some callers that called in about their first time
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: somebody touching their genitalia. We're going to get to that shortly.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: And then a few other callers that called in. What's
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: in the news today? Oh, Biden spotlights support for NATO
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: as he looks to summit help reset stumbling campaign. Oh,
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: I already talked about that. Yeah, that Joe Biden wants
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: to be the president now. They talked. him he was the,
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: you tell him he's the president for so long and
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: then he just walks off believing he's the president, baby.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Let him cook, son. Let him cook, bro. That's where
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: I'm at. He's our Bidenstein, baby. He's our Presnokio, baby.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: You Geppettoed him, now let him cook. Let him install.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: I want handicap rails along the Mississippi River. I want
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: free jello for anyone who can whistle. I want free
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Reader's Digest for all natural-born citizens. Let him cook, baby.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: I'm just so excited now that they made somebody believe something,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: and now that dude is like, no, you're not telling
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: me I'm not the president. I'm running, bro. Things could
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: not get any crazier, man. And so that's got to be,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: we have to look at it, I think, in the
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: excitement part, you know. Is pornography causing a problem in
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: your life? That's a good question. It's a real question.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: It has in mine. It has at certain periods in
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: my life. Watching porno and everything and watching porno was
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: making me, it was ruining my life. It was ruining
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: my life, man. It made me feel just so much shame.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: That's what it did. Well, watching pornography has become commonplace today,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: and oftentimes men will use porno to numb the pain
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: of loneliness, boredom, anxiety, and depression. That's why I want
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: to introduce you to my friend, Stephen Walt. Steve is
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: the founder of Valor Recovery. He is a dear friend
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: of mine. He is a dear friend of mine. And
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Valor Recovery is a program to help men overcome porn
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: abuse and sexual compulsivity. That's right. Their coaches are in
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: long-term recovery, and they will be your partner, mentor, and
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: spiritual guide to transcend problematic behaviors. There is zero commitment
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: if you reach out to them. It's just the first
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: step in trying to figure out if you may need
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: some help, if you can get some help. To learn
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: more about Valor Recovery, please visit them at valorrecoverycoaching.com or
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: email them at admin at valorrecoverycoaching.com. The links will be
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: on the YouTube. And again, there's no commitment when you
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: reach out to them. But I promise you, only something
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: positive will come from you reaching out and figuring out
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: what type of help, if any, could benefit you. Thank you.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: What else, man? Yeah, you know what? Actually, I want
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: to share this, dude.
• 52:09
  Speaker 6: I am.
• 52:10
  Speaker 12: This is true for me. Let me see.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: I am, as of today, I want to let you
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: know that I am 36 days off of masturbation and
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: I am 42 days.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Off of pornography. And that for me is awesome. That
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: is awesome. Um, you know, some people don't worry about
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: that kind of stuff, you know, uh, and that's fine.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: But for me, a lot of my life, I like,
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: if I felt uncomfortable, like, you know, one day I
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: should do an episode probably maybe about this kind of stuff, but, um, Yeah,
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: when I was young, I didn't, you know, I had
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: a lot of trouble relating to women or talking to women.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: I was very scared of women and dating. I think
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: a lot of it was, you know, I didn't have
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: a connection with my mother. And I've talked about that.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to beat that dead horse. But because
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: of that, you know, when you don't have a connection
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: with your mom, that's your first connection with a woman.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: So I went into the world and I was just
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: so scared. I just was so scared of anything. connection,
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: any intimate connection with a female. And so when pornography
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: came along, it was easy. It was like, oh, I
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: can have some form of intimacy, but it's not, it's
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: not real. You know, it just, it filled like this
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: space that was huge in me. I didn't know how
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: big it was at the time. And so that for
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: a long time, anytime I had a feeling or anything,
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: you know, I would, watch pornography or something where I
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: would masturbate or do something like that because I just
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: didn't know how to handle any of my feelings especially
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: if it was a feeling about like um maybe dating
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: or intimacy or whatever I don't know I don't know
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: a lot of it I'm still learning about but um
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: but yeah so to have this break uh to have
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: this like space and yeah I mean I've had date
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: you know it changed over time like It got better,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: but it still was always this thing where if I
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: felt uncomfortable, then I would resort to that because it
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: would make me feel something. It would make me feel
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: some connection even if it wasn't real. I haven't had
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: this kind of a time in my life where I've
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: had that long off of those things. I'm just really.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Thankful for that, man. You know, and yeah, I started
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: working with my buddy. He works at this Valor Recovery.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: We do ads for them. Sometimes we do pro bono
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: ads for their company because I believe in what they do.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: And yeah. So anyway, maybe one day I'll do like
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: a more episode about that kind of stuff. about being
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: addicted to that sort of thing and that sort of thing.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: Maybe it would be something to do. Anyway, let's get
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: to some calls, man. You guys have spent your time
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: calling in. I want to see a lot of people
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: have called in. The last solo episode, we talked about
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: the first time somebody ever touched your genitalia, which is
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: a very important time in somebody's life. Because for most
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: of your life, your genitalia, it's yours. It's yours. 99%, 99.9%
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: of the time, it's yours. It's your junk. It's your
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: little fucking dirty little secret. But sometimes you let other
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: people touch it and you let them get involved with it.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: And so that's what I wanted to figure out and
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: see if we could get to some of those calls
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: right here, actually.
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: Yo, Theo, it's Mike from the Quad Cities.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: What's up, Mike? Quad Cities over there, and I believe
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: that that's Moline. Let me see. Quad Cities, Iowa. That's Moline, Bettendorf, Davenport,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Rock Island, and Moline. We're coming to Moline as well, man.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Let's hear more.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: Illinois, Rock Island. Calling about the statement you made regarding
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: when's the first time someone touched your genitalia.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, baby. That first junk fucking too much, baby.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Because your whole life you've had your penis. You don't
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: even know when you're a kid that you even have
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: a penis. But then you get to like 12 and
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: you're like, holy shit, dude. I got this wand on me.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Or you're a woman. You're like, holy shit. I got
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: this pocket on me. I got this fucking little party
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: oyster on me. What do I do? Let's hear more.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: Besides myself, it was on the basketball court at the
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: fitness center. I was playing a Five on five, full court,
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: and we was playing with a group of older people.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: I was probably 14, and they was probably around 40.
• 57:26
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: And there was a female, one of them, and she
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: was guarding me. And I cut to the hoop, and
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: she cut to the draws. You know what I'm saying?
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: She rubbed her hand across that shaft.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Well, homie, you got molested, buddy. And, you know, I'm
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: not a cop or anything. You know, I'm not a
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: detective for sure, dude. I can't even find my sandals
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: that I fucking... I swear to God they were at
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: my apartment. But yeah, you got molested, man. I'm sorry
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: to hear about that. Let's hear another one. What do
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: we got here?
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: Hey, this is Jayden from Indiana. He told us to
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: call in about the first time somebody touched your genitalia.
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: And I have a vivid memory of that, which was...
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: I had this gal over to my house when I
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: was about 16. And, you know, it was the first
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: time I had her up to my room.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Oh. Bro, the first time somebody comes to your room?
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: It's so crazy.
• 58:33
  Speaker 12: You don't even know what to do, dude. It's so,
• 58:36
  Speaker 12: the first time a girl comes to your room, you're
• 58:38
  Speaker 12: just like, what?
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: I've only seen this on the internet. Sorry, man. I
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: just had to relive that moment. It's such a moment. Onward, brother.
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: I don't mean that. I'm not trying to be creepy
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: or nothing, but.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: We are creepy, brother. We're all creepy, dude.
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: This is the first time we were alone together.
• 58:57
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: So it was just destined to happen that something was
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: going to go down. And I remember the very first
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: two minutes of my... Bro, just.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Tell us what fucking happened, dude. This... guy's just... Jesus, bro.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Tell us what happened, Homeward.
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: My very first hand job, you know, my cousin walks
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: into my door and my door was a blanket tacked
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: up to the door frame, you know, just covering the
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: doorway there.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Bro, get a freaking door, dude. You're trying to get
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: a handjob behind a blanket, dude, like you're some kind
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: of magician? Get a door, Whitey. Fuck, dude, I hate that.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to be upset with you. You sound like
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: you seem like a great guy. But when people get
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: a door, man, you have a whole room and you
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: don't have a fucking door? Let's hear more.
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: This guy, he just bust through my blanket door or whatever.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: It's a, it's not a door. Don't say it's a door.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: Tree fork, whatever you want to call it of a door. And, uh,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: he's like, Oh my God, don't ever let me see
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: you doing that again. Like, dude, this is my room.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: And here you come in through my fucking blanket door,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: like an animal. And, uh, It was just something else, brother.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: Well, you put up a damn doggy door, dude. You
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: can't be shocked if somebody runs in through a damn
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: doggy door, homie. Get well, homie. Praise God, brother. Let's
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: hear more, dude.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: Hey, Theo.
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  Speaker 10: My name is Mandy. On your most recent episode, you
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 10: asked people to call in about the first time that
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 10: someone ever touched their genital area.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: Yes, ma'am.
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  Speaker 6: I did.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: Thank you for, uh, calling in about that onward.
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  Speaker 10: And my, uh, now husband, uh, we've been dating since
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 10: we were both 15. So when he was over at
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 10: my house, uh, my parents, they were out in our
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 10: hot tub and it was just us in the living
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 10: room and we were watching, um, the movie water boy.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 12: Whoa, whoa, if somebody touches you, you'll freaking jump to water, boy.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Let's hear more.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 10: And we started like making out and kissing and I
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 10: was wearing these like dark jeans and he started, he
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 10: like put his hand down there and started like, you know,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 10: rubbing the area, but.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: Oh my God, he's a pervert.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 10: Obviously, you know, we're 15, we don't know what we're doing.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 10: He's like kind of, you know, being a little aggressive
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 10: with it, a little hard. Well, my mom came in
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 10: from inside and so we like panicked and like jumped
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 10: up and then we looked at his hand and his
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 10: hand was dyed blue. Like his fingers were dyed blue
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 10: from rubbing my jeans so hard. And then this is
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 10: kind of awkward because we were only 15, so we
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 10: couldn't drive home. So then my mom had to drive
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 10: him home.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: So I was a little awkward.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 10: But after that, you know, that was the first time.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 10: So after that, we got kind of into it and
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 10: ended up riding his bike through a blizzard for a
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 10: few miles to come do it.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Wow, you rode a bike through a blizzard to come, dude?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. That's the kind of shit that I'm like, what? But,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: you know, we've all done things to ejaculate or to,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know what women do, but to, you know,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: to pretend we're ejaculating. Wow, rode a bike through a
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: blizzard to come. That's unbelievable. Well, but yeah, oh, I
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: can relate. The jeans, the pant rubbing. Dude, I remember, oh,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: this is horrible. one of the first time I got,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: so this girl, like there was these two girls in
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: school when I was in like seventh or eighth grade
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: and they were like, they had like drank alcohol and
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: smoked cigarettes and they were like, they knew about the world,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: you know, like they probably like played with their, you know,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: but you know, vaginas or whatever. And so my buddy
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: and I went over there and I'm like, dude, we
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: can't go over there, dude. These girls are like real girls, right? Like,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: we can't handle that. Look, we're fucking idiots, dude. You know,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: we're eating Lifesavers and stuff. We can't. What are we
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: going to do? We go over. And this one girl,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: I rubbed on her... I just remember rubbing on her
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: pants so hard. And she had had... She was dealing
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: with a menstrual cycle. She was dealing with a menstrual
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: cycle that had come in or whatever. And I just remember...
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, rubbing on her like a damn genie lamp.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, just wishing. Just wishing. And at a certain point,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: you could see that it was like, hey, dude, this
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: ain't the time to be using this lamp. So it's just,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel bad about some things. But yeah,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: driving through a blizzard to ejaculate is insane. Let's hear more.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 10: But again, so, yeah, and now we're married.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're married now. Well, that's beautiful. Man, God loves
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: and God lives. That's beautiful.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, man, that's good. Thank you so much for telling
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: us that. Let's hear another call that came in. And
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: this is about the first time somebody ever touched your
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: cross because there's, you know, there's some times in your
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: life you remember. There's times in life you don't. First
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: time you went to Burger King. Who gives an F, dude?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: My mom used to work there. I actually just found
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: out that this weekend. Thanks, Mom, for waiting your whole
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: life to tell me stuff about you. Let's hear another call.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 11: Hey, Theo.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 9: Man, the first time that I got my genitals touched
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 9: was I was about 13. I had just hit puberty,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 9: and it.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: Was my 60 or 70-year-old doctor.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 9: It seemed like after I hit puberty, he would always
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 9: ask my mom to go out in the hallway so
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 9: we can do the whatever.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: And he'd fill me up and tell me to do
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: different coughs and stuff like that. So he was definitely
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: my doctor.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: It sounds like you got molested, buddy. And I'm not
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: trying to accuse anybody. I don't know the guy. But
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: if you stand in there and the guy is like,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: I'm going to hold your penis while you cough the
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: star-spangled banner or whatever, then you were getting molested, dude.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: You know, if the guy's like, I'm going to hold
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: your penis while you cough the lyric, or, you know,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: while you cough the beat to Forgot About Dre, then
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: you got molested. You know, and it's nothing personal, and
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: I feel sorry about it. I don't know how else
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: to say it.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: But, yeah.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: But yeah, man, you just got to take care of yourself, dude,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: and I hope you're doing better now. And I really
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: do hope that, man. I really do. And I love you, man.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: Let's hear what else is going on. Let's hear another call.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 13: Hey, Theo.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: This is Yvonna from Texas.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: Hey, Yvonna from Texas. Thank you for calling.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 13: I have a very interesting story for you. So I'm black, right?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: Okay. And that's fine. I know a lot of black folks.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 6: Onward.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 10: And I was chatting it up with this white.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 8: Guy, right?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 5: That's like 40-ish minutes away from me.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: And so he.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: Called me off Snapchat, right?
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: So like, we're on a call.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 10: And then he says that if I was a slave,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 10: he would buy me. And The worst part about that
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 10: story is.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: That it turned me on a little bit.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 6: So, I don't know.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 10: What are your thoughts on that?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I think, well, different things turn
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: different people on, you know? There was a time in
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: my life where I would put chocolate on women's back,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: you know, and call them chocolate backs or whatever.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 12: And that shit wouldn't work. you know, make me, you know,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 12: turn me on and make me want to just fucking,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 12: just really just rattle inside of them, inside.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: Of those women. And there's, you know, I think if
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: he said, if you were, I mean, this is crazy
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: to be saying. If he said, if you were a slave,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: I would buy you. But then what would he do?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Would he set you free? I think that would be
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: my question. Because if not, this guy is a sex trafficker.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: You know? So that's where I'm at. I would find
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: out the next chapter of this book. You know? How
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: many years of slavery. You know, that's what I would
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: find out. Because that's some wild shit. But then, you know,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: I think there's some people that don't care. Some of
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: that stuff, it's so far in the past. Some people
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: are able to just look past it and they think
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: that it can be okay. It can be a Halloween
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: costume or whatever. We had a Halloween costume one time.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: It was a mixed couple that showed up to our door,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: and they were like in a, like a slave and
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: like slave owner role or whatever. And the, and the
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: woman had the guy on a, um, leash or whatever. So, uh,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: you know, I, some people, it might be like a
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: party thing. I don't know what kind of parties there
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: are out there. Like if there's like any, like, um,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: Harriet Tubba Palooza or whatever. I don't know the kind
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: of stuff that's happening. I don't know. I'm attracted to
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: black women. I think some of them are taller than me,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: but some of them aren't. I don't know. I don't
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: know anything, but I hope you guys are still in
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: love or whatever if you want to be, and I
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: hope that you got... This isn't funny. I hope you
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: got emancipated if he was willing to do that because
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: it sounds like you guys are into some weird shit. Um,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: what else do we have going on? Uh, here we go.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: We got a call right here.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 13: Hey Theo, I needed some help, man. Uh, I figured
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 13: you was the guy to call about it. Uh, so
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 13: I got a uncle who's, who's handicapped and, uh, he's
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 13: in a wheelchair and I had to carry him in.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Well, hopefully he's in a damn wheelchair. Hopefully y'all ain't
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: just dragging him around, you know. Let's hear more.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 13: Y'all didn't make contact. You touched his wiener, dude. That's
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 13: what you just said.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: You touched his wiener. If I go to a zoo
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: or something and somebody's standing there looking at the pandas
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: or whatever eating popcorn and I touch the guy's wiener,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: it doesn't have anything to do with him, that guy.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: He's enjoying animals and eating carbs or whatever. I'm touching
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: the guy's. If you carry somebody in, let's hear more.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: This is confusing.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 13: Uncle who's handicapped and he's in a wheelchair and I
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 13: had to carry him in. to the house because he
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 13: can't walk or anything. And I touched his wiener a
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 13: little bit and I was just, I'm trying to wrap
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 13: my head around the fact, you know, that we make contact.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look, now I understand a little better. So you
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: was carrying him and you touched his wiener a little.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: Now I'll say that if you carry him back out
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: and touch his wiener and he keeps saying, hey, carry
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: me in, carry me out, carry me in, carry me out,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: carry me in, carry me out, and then you got
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: to change his pants or whatever, then that's that shit
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: seems illegal to me, dude, then you guys are gay,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: I think. So, yeah, I think if it's, but if
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: once a day you carry him from here to there
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: or whatever and touch his wiener a little bit or
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: just mild, you know, keep him fired up or whatever
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: about the next day or whatever, I think that's fine.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: But if you're carting him all over until he ejects
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: or whatever, then you, to me, you are a, oh,
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: you're a bad guy.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 12: And that's what I'll tell you, brother. And I'm not
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 12: judging you because I don't know you, but you've been
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 12: touching that guy's wiener. And he's handicapped.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: That's the scariest thing about touching a handicapped guy's wiener
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: is they can't stop you. So if you want, you
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: can do unlimited touches on it. And that's where the
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: devil lives, brother. Um, what else do we have going
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: on here?
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 12: Here we go. We got a call right here. I
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 12: like this, man. I can already tell by the tagline.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: Hey, man.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 6: This is Cody from Alabama. I just called to say
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 6: hey and tell you that I appreciate you. I listen
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 6: to you every day when I'm at work.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: Thanks, Cody, man. I appreciate you too, brother. I appreciate
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: you calling as well. And it's taking some time to
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: share some of your life with us, man.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 12: Onward.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 6: I work for a machine shop, but I took some
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 6: advice that you gave when you had Dave Ramsey on.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 6: You had suggested ways of, you know, making extra money.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 6: So I went and bought a pressure washer. And just
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 6: as expensive as things are now, I got a family.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 6: I've got three kids, and, you know, they're not cheap.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 6: So I just needed an extra way to make some money.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 6: So I took your advice, and, man, I'm cleaning up. Like,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 6: I'm getting, you know, one or two jobs a weekend now.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 6: So I just wanted to call in and say thanks
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 6: for the advice, and I appreciate, you know, everything you do.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Hey, man, thank you so much, dude. I'm going to...
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: I'm going to reach out. I'm going to hire you
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: for a job, dude. I got your number. I know
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: you called in here from the hotline. I'm going to
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: hire you for a job somewhere. I'm sure I got
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: a friend down there who could use some pressure washing.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: So I'm going to put another job on your calendar
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: over there, my boy. Yeah, I appreciate it. Look, man,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: thanks for trying it out. I think it's something. It's like,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: you know, it's that next step of how do I
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: become my own boss? How do I work for me?
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: You know, how am I in control of what I do?
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: And the pressure wall is just the most simple little thing.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: But people don't want to go out and deal with it.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: You know, I remember when I first moved to Los Angeles,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: I put up flyers. I said, I'll clean your refrigerator.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: Clean your refrigerator. People don't want to clean their refrigerators.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? You think about it. You
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: clean your whole house. That bitch is fucking weird in there.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: And there's some weird things on the wall. There's some
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: damn mustard here. Something sweated on the fucking floor. glass
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: or plastic in there you know i remember doing that
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: man putting up flyers i don't fucking get called people
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: come killing my refrigerator some lady i went over to
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: her house and she kept showing me her damn her
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: damn produce drawer you feel me she was showing that
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: right over there off of damn barrington brother out in
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: los angeles but um amen brother Thank you for trying.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: I'm going to hit you up. I'm going to email
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: myself right now so I don't forget. I'm going to
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: hit you up and hire you for a gig. But
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: I appreciate that, man. And congrats for you. It's the
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: little things where you start to take control of your
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: own life or just trying to like, okay, well, how
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: do I be a boss of myself? You start to
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: learn about yourself. Some of it's kind of fascinating, I think, too,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: to be brave enough to do that. Let's take another
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: call that hit here.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 8: Just calling again from Michigan just wanted to let you
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 8: know I passed over the month mark yesterday and I'm
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 8: over a month sober now.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Let's go my dog man that's so cool dude wow
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: wow man thank you for sharing that with me bro
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. That's the best thing about the program, dude,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: is when somebody gets a month or gets a year
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: and you just, you know that you've like, you've been
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: there so you can feel that excitement so much, you know,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: just that feeling that something new is possible. That feeling
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: that something new is possible. That's the feeling, man. That
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: was the feeling I would get when I was stuck
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: in like addiction or stuck in like, um, like mourning
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: over like a relationship or something, and you finally get
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: that day, that one day where you feel like, oh,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: something new is possible. Man, thank you for sharing, man.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: It's hard to, you know, I'm almost kind of stealing
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: your joy here. But yeah, it just makes me feel
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: so good, man. You know, because to be a month
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: away from the pain you were in, that's what makes
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: me feel like, It's just so important, man. It's like
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: to be a month away from that pain you were in.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: And I'm not trying to read your life or anything.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You might have been fine. But just
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: so many times you see guys and you can feel that,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: just like that hope in them that I'm a month
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: away from the pain that I was in. And I
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: think maybe I just even think about it for me.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: But it's something that a lot of us can relate
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: to in program, dog. And I'm so proud of you, bro. Congratulations.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: freaking lations boy i will eat somebody's ass dog you
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: feel me better be a woman what's.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: Up and uh it's actually.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 8: Quite great everything's kind of shaping up i've uh found.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: God i uh yeah boy the lord will show up
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: boy when you put it together the lord the i
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: will say this about the lord Once you do your shit,
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: he kind of come around, bro. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: So sometimes when you ain't doing your part, he, you know,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: the Lord kind of waits for you to start a
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: little before he show up. I ain't judging him, but
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: that's what the Lord kind of do, bro.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 8: I got a whole new meaning in my life, man.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 8: And I'm doing it for me, man. I just wanted
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 8: to let you know that you're an absolute inspiration to
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 8: me and the others and keep doing what you're doing.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm just a retarded guy. No offense if anybody's retarded, man.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: I just am just a human being. And you are too, man.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: And we're just trying to be, you know.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 12: And I know it's weird to connect through a fucking
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 12: radio or whatever. But I think we're so like.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know. We're starved for connection, I think. I
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe I am. Who knows? But I'm just
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: proud of you, man. I really am. And I can
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: hear in your voice, bro, that you're proud of you.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: And I think that's what I think really makes me
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: feel something. You know, just hearing somebody be proud of themselves. Just...
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: at a cellular level to hear somebody being like, man,
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: I'm proud of my, you know, you don't even have
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: to say the words, but we can feel it. So
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: that's great, man. Amen, brother. God bless that. What else
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: do we have? Uh, let's hear one more about the
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: first time somebody touched your genitalia. Let's hear it. Cause
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: it's such a crazy time.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 8: Hey, my name's Holden.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: I'm, I live in New Brunswick, Canada.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: Holden, thank you for calling, brother.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 5: Talking about my first time someone touched my genitalia. This
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 5: was back in high school. I was at a party,
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 5: you know, we drinking.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 8: And this is the first time I'm kind of drinking too,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 8: so I obviously don't know the consequences of what that
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 8: does to your genitalia.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, you don't know the consequences of what drinking does
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: to your genitalia. Understood, Onward.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 5: I see this pretty girl and I strike up a
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 5: conversation and One thing leads to another and we're in
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 5: the bathroom. But my little Peter decides not to work.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 10: And I'm embarrassed.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: I'm like, ah, this never happens.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Every now and then your penis will file
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: for unemployment.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 6: Onward.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 5: Never happened ever before.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 7: She's like, oh, it's okay.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 4: It's okay.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 5: We get out. Everything's fine. Go to school the next day.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 5: My new nickname, Baby Dick. And that situation kind of sucked.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 5: But we're past it now.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're past it, but you just told everybody about it.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: But yeah, that's tough, dude. I remember when I was
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: a kid, if a girl even tried to touch my wiener,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: I would just say, my wiener's super long. I would
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: repeat that over and over again, almost to try to
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: trick them. Like, my wiener's super long. My wiener's super long.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: My wiener's super long. My wiener's super long. And they
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: would touch it. I think they didn't even fucking, they
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: were like. One girl, I remember her pulling it. Like,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: is there more of it? It just doesn't seem. It
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: doesn't seem like there's that much more of it. And
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: so I think, yeah, there's a little bit of reverse
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: psychology there when it comes to somebody touching your wiener,
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: you know. But it is what it is, man. But
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: thank you for sharing that with us, dude. And just, yeah,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: it's such a time in your life. All right, let's
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: finish this episode. I want to say thank you to
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: everybody that came out in Idaho and Utah today. Everybody
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: that came out in England and Ireland. Everybody that's come
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: out everywhere. I think one of the disappointing parts about
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: not doing a lot of solo episodes is not being
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: able to thank everybody for the different shows and different weekends. Man,
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: I even did a show in New Orleans, and I
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: don't even know when I was on stage if I
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: thanked the people that were from my hometown for coming.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: You know, some of it's nothing purposeful. You're just going somewhere.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, sometimes you just don't know what's going on.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: You're just trying to keep your head above your shoulders.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: But I just want to say thank you guys for
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: bearing with me. I'm trying to focus the second half
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: of this year. I want to start some type of
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: a foundation or something and start to create ways to
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: give back to people or groups or something. I don't
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: know what it is yet. I know we've talked about
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: it for a while, but Um, I just feel it
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: on my heart all the time, you know, and I
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: know we all feel that I have so many people
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: that reach out and like, I just want to help people.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: I just want to, you know, uh, and so, yeah,
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to start putting that together or
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: what it is. And some of it, I think I'm
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: just going to pray about, you know, and see what
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: God shares with me. Um, but yeah, just thank you
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: guys for just giving me, um, Just a lot, just
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: something to do. You know, thank you for being a
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: part of my life and let me be a part
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: of yours. I mean that.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 6: Hi, Theo.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: It's David from Indiana.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: What's up, David? Nice to hear your call, brother. Young
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: fella here, obviously, it sounds like, or a man with
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: a very young vocal.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 7: Box.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 12: Onward.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 7: My whole family is a big fan of you. They
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 7: listen to you all the time.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 5: I am.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 11: Personally, I think you're one of the funniest guys on
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 11: the planet.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 10: And just keep doing what you do, man.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 6: God bless.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 10: And don't ever let anyone bring you down.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 8: Bye-bye, Theo.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 5: I love you.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: Gang, man. I appreciate that. You know, it's kind of funny.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: It's almost like it's like a kid, like me calling
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: from the past or something. You know, I wonder if that,
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, I believe that's a real person and obviously
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: it's not me calling from the past, but I think
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: it's interesting how voices come in to your life or
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: And it could just as well be you calling from
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: the past. Imagine if little you could call from the
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: past and say, hey man, we love you and don't
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: let anything bring you down. Man, how cool would that be?
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: And maybe sometimes even as humans, as adults, we can
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: sit there and we can take that call, you know?
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: If I were to just sit there and kind of
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: lay by myself in my bed or something like this,
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: They sound crazy to some people, and that's fine, or
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: sit by myself in my car and just almost visualize,
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: you know, that it's a young me calling. Let me
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: play it again for myself here.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 7: David Froiland from Indiana.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's not play his name because that makes it
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: not me, but let's play the rest of it.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 7: My whole family is a big fan of you.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 4: They listen to.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 5: You all the time.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: I am.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: Personally, I think you're one of the funniest guys on
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 3: the planet.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 7: And just keep doing what you do, man.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 5: God bless.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 10: And don't ever let anyone bring you down.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: Just a little thought. It's just kind of funny, you know,
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: if I could sit there and think if a young
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: me called, man, what would he say to the future?
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: You know, what would he really say? I don't know.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: All right, let's take one more call that came in, man.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 9: Hey, Theo, this is your fan and supporter Tommy Gill
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 9: from Roanoke, Virginia.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: Tommy boy, what's going on, cat daddy?
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 9: I just want to tell you, bro, you came back
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 9: here this past October and killed it, man.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 5: I had a really good time at your show, man.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 9: I had a blast, dude, and I rocked that. Rat
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 9: King t-shirt everywhere I go. People always ask me about it.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 9: I tell them, look you.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 5: Up, man.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: Thank you, dude. I appreciate that, man. My brother has
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: a Rat King t-shirt that he wears sometimes. It makes
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: my day when he wears it. I know he wears
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: it because he's proud of me, but I don't know.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: There's just something about it that makes me feel good. Anyway,
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: that seemed a little bit weird. But thank you, dude,
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: for sharing. Thanks for coming out to Roanoke, dude. I
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: felt like that was a tough show, Connor, to be
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: honest with you. But I appreciate you coming out onward.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 12: I just want to show you support, man.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 9: I just hit an Alcoholics Anonymous.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 4: I got a month's chip today.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 5: It's not the first time, but.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 9: I did do that today. So I'm feeling pretty good
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 9: about it, man. I just wanted to share with another
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 9: person in recovery and somebody who understands because i'm a
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 9: little lonely out here bud um.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah tell me why that's awesome dude i know we
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: had another call a minute ago about it but that's
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: awesome man there's just something about it bro there's something
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: about it and thank you so much for calling and
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: sharing that with me man i'm sorry it took me
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: a while to get to this call um But yeah, man,
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: there's just something about it. 30 days off of anything, bro.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: 30 days off looking at your hands. See if you
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: can do that. People can't do 30 days off of anything.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: So to do 30 days off of something, man, it's
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: just so powerful. Because it's you saying, hey, I want
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: to have a say in how I behave. And there's
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: no judgment against people that don't do it. It's just
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: because some people don't need to do it. They're fine.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: They're behaving fine. But if I can guys like us, Tommy,
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: all the girls will be here soon. You know what
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, brother? That girls are never coming, Tommy. Oh, man. Dude,
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: I'm so happy for you. I really am. Just like,
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: It makes me, it feels like my heart just comes
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: to the top of my fucking body and smiles or something,
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 7: Onward.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 5: I hope you're doing well, man.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 9: You know, we all got problems, but I think our
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 9: problems are a little more manageable when we're not drinking
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 9: and when we're not trying to suppress our feelings and
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 9: we can clearly think about it.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: Listen to that. You hear that? You hear what that
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: is right there, guys? That's a young man who has
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: a little bit of clarity and he's able to see
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: his life a little bit more as when you're like
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: viewing something, like looking out of a window as opposed
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: to viewing it where you are looking out of a drain. Um,
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: and I'm not judging. I don't know what your life
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: was like before telling me, but I just think it's
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: like for all of us, you know, you're not looking
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: from the complete bottom up anymore. You're looking out of
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: a window or, you know, a third story window or
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: just something you can get a little bit of a
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: view and you can realize that everything's okay, that you
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: have a chance, man. I love you, bro. I appreciate
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: you making that call. Just filling us in, dude. Cause yeah,
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: it's moments like this, man, that, um, make other people
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: think that they can keep going, and me too. You know,
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: it makes us all think that we can keep going,
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: you know, because I believe that God picked us to
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: live out here in this life, and I think that
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: that means something, and I don't know what it means yet,
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: and that's okay, but there are moments when I connect
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: with other people, like in little moments, that I almost
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: feel like I find the meaning of what it means
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: to be alive, you know, It feels like I get
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: a little closer to it every time I make an
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: important connection with somebody or have a moment with somebody.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to glorify myself or anything, but just
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: every time there's a moment where I see two people connect.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: It could be somebody waiting at the airport. Sometimes you
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: get to some airports and you see somebody waiting for
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: their loved one to get home from military sometimes. They've
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: been in service. And you'll see somebody waiting there with flowers.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: Or you'll see a guy waiting for flowers for a
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: girl that he cares about. You don't see it that
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: much anymore But when you see it, there's like a
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: moment like that, you know. Or if somebody's walking with
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: their kid and the kid looks at you, you know,
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: and you smile or wave at them, you know, and
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: you're not a pedo or something. You're a regular guy
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: just happy to wave at a child. You're like, oh,
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: that me? It just, there's little glories like that, little
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: moments like that in life that make you feel like, okay,
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: maybe I'm on the right path here. Anyway, sorry to
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: get in all kinds of shit today, but what do
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: you expect, dude? I'm a fucking WNBA game goer. I'll
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: admit it, dad. But yeah, I'm just, thank you. Thank
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: you guys for being a part of my life. We're
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: going to go out on this show the way that
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: we come into it, baby, because we didn't do it
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: right on the way in, but we're going to go
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: out right on the way out, baby. Let me slurp that, baby.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: The devil said that, but he used me to do it.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: I love you guys, man. Be good to yourselves. You
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: know how it is, baby. Bishop Gundog, the way we do, son.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 12: I'm just sitting on your front porch Wondering how could
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 12: I be so far.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: From my home Gang, gang, baby!
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 12: And my mind is somewhere else But when I find.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: It I'll patch up where it's been blown.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 12: Now I'm just floating on the breeze And I feel
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 12: I'm falling like these leaves I must be on a
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 12: stone Oh but when I reach that point I'll.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 5: Share this peace of mind I found I can.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: Feel it in my bones Thought it's gonna.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 12: Take a little time for me to set that parking
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 12: brake and let myself unwind Shine that light on me
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 12: I sit and tell you my story.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: Shine on.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 9: Me.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: And I will.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 12: Find a song.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: I will sing it just for you. You guys be
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: good to yourselves, baby. Praise God, man. I love y'all.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: And I'll see you guys soon. And thank you for
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: being a part of my life. As always, the hotline, 985-664-9500. Three,
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: baby gang gang. I'm upstairs.