Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #439 We Don't TAKE ON SPORTING the Same with Rock Samson
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- 0:00What's up? And welcome. We should have started with I swear probably we
- 0:04gotta have a fucking uh, gotta have that SoundBite on the what's the name
- 0:08of the song? And I'll find and I'll put it do it for La,
- 0:10all right. All you gotta do is get that fucking first part.
- 0:13Shout out to DJ Flick. Yeah, shout out to DJ Flick. What
- 0:16up? Everybody? Welcome back to another episode here that we don't smoke the
- 0:19same podcast. Thank you so much for patiently waiting, Thank you so much
- 0:23for hitting that thumbs up, and thank everybody who's been watching the vlogs.
- 0:26I have been seeing a lot of new subscribers if you guys are trying to
- 0:29watch the vlogs for my Japan trip and amongst another all the other forty two
- 0:34originals shenanigans and all the behind the scenes here at be Real TV, including
- 0:39baby Bash believing that Colton said the N word and got fired because of it.
- 0:43You can fucking go ahead and watch that. You can watch that shit
- 0:48right behind the scenes, bro, And you can also watch dam and be
- 0:52Real almost break the door what is it uh? Downstairs? Because it got
- 0:56stuck. So these ones were like and I was right. Instead of helping
- 1:00have seen that part, instead of instead of helping move, I'm like,
- 1:03check it out. They're about to break the door. This was like for
- 1:04real, dog they get off, but yeah, joining me. Also across
- 1:10is my co host x G. What's going on? Ext one? What's
- 1:14up? I got a question if Colton was to say the N word,
- 1:18would be real fire him if he said it, if he said it in
- 1:22front of a black food Yeah, okay, That's what I'm asking because I
- 1:25because I won't know if that's really happened, because I don't see Colton saying
- 1:29it, like like not even out of hate, like and listen, like
- 1:32he's in an anger moment and he just slips out, you know what.
- 1:34I maybe he had a racist grandpa, you know what I mean? Like
- 1:37like I don't know, bro, white fools be having family members like that
- 1:40sometimes and they don't grow up like that grandpappy used to say it. Yeah
- 1:42so, but like I feel like if you were to say it what they
- 1:46like, we'd have a talk about it, like it'd be like what happened?
- 1:49Why? This is? Like why? Like why what if you try
- 1:53to say like homie style, like hey, like what's up my nigga.
- 1:56Yeah, hey, like you know you can be that. I don't see
- 1:59that in him. And then like everybody would be like, you can't say
- 2:00that food, like because he's so white. Like if you look at him,
- 2:05yeah, if you look at him, like, no offense name.
- 2:07He's not like a mac Miller like you guys don't know Colt, if you
- 2:08don't know him, He's not like wearing a backwards hat with some ones.
- 2:12He's just like he's just a very white guy. Yeah, he looks like
- 2:14he shops a Banana Republic. Yeah, washy white. Hey, but he
- 2:20did grew up in the countryside of Oh. He's got some hood in him.
- 2:23Yeah, his mom. He's got some burs in him for sure.
- 2:27Yeah, Like, no doubt he does. Like that, dude, I
- 2:30don't doubt it. I don't doubt it in my heart at all that he's
- 2:34one of those guys in as soon as Bert takes off his shirt, Colts
- 2:38is like, hey, yeah, it's in white people's jeans to like Burt
- 2:40Kreisher, Dog, it's a little bit. It's a it's in there,
- 2:45dog. When the white guy takes his shirt off, these people, the
- 2:46white people just cheered. Dog. And I'm in it broke his arm.
- 2:50Oh yeah, have you seen the video I did? I started several times?
- 2:54Would you do? Would you do? Well? Bert did to Tom
- 2:58if I broke my hand, would you go in there and try to help
- 3:00me and fix it? Yeah? What don't do that? Yeah, he
- 3:05Bert? Bert went in there and said, oh, let me put it
- 3:07back into position. And he could have ruined. And yeah, my dad
- 3:10was gonna do that ship to my elbow. I was skateboarding and I fell
- 3:14with my arm lofter he broke it. Yeah, after I broke after my
- 3:16dad, that's a good dad. That's a good dave. Though if he
- 3:21breaks in crumbs in the couch. What's up? Rock? Good morning?
- 3:24Yeah? Joining us back in the flash. I didn't even get to do
- 3:29finish ding the intros is Ray running the boards as usual, and Rock Sampson
- 3:34joined us back fashionlyly. Hell yeah, yeah, I finally fit in.
- 3:39Uh. We were just talking about people being shirtless. I forget where we
- 3:43left off on that. The only person that probably could pull off shirtless here
- 3:46is probably Rock. I could do it too, dog Rock looks good.
- 3:50Rock would look bad than me and shirtless. But I don't mind taking my
- 3:52shirt off at the back. Rock actually has muscles. He works on like,
- 3:55you know what I mean though we try. I mean, but what
- 3:59the fuck he's drinking? I never seen you drink this ship at all,
- 4:01Bro. Every fucking morning, I bet you he fucking drinks this ship,
- 4:04Bro, because I'm over and shout out, Hey, can we get a
- 4:09sponsorship liquid that? I know? Man, I'm tired of them hiding the
- 4:15waters downstairs? Bro? Can we have cases over here so we can have
- 4:17some water for a guess and it's not be real falls Aton's fall right,
- 4:21I'm just just for everybody wondering. He's like you the water from Aton likes
- 4:25to police everything here but one. Well it's one case a week. Yeah,
- 4:29but maybe. But you know now, I've been greasing the wheels a
- 4:31little bit. I've been letting Aton come up here on Wednesday episodes, so
- 4:34he's been He's a whole different a tong. He's a whole different a tong
- 4:40when he's on this shows. Hey, can you stop? This is a
- 4:48teenager table. Come on, give us a little bit more credit. They
- 4:51don't have a table. This is the table you would hear like, you
- 4:58don't fucking know ship about this the fucking poser. And then when you go
- 5:04to the adult table, that's doctor Green. That's so crazy. That's how
- 5:10like, dude, that's how I know you're not Mexican. Well, there
- 5:12was so we at a teenager table. Yeah, because there was so many
- 5:15fucking kids. We had the kids table like the little little kid, no
- 5:17dude, and the teenager table, and then some of them were fucking ready
- 5:21yeah, yeah, fucking shit. You don't want the little kids hearing fucking
- 5:27shit, so you're like separate the kids the way they did it, And
- 5:30it was one of those uh, white people don't have that many kids though.
- 5:32Man. Well, I mean it was like growing up in San Antonio.
- 5:35I don't know our relation, but we did have like this like Mexican
- 5:40side that of our family. I guess that we would like just you know,
- 5:44celebrate everything with I don't understand the relation. I definitely got my twenty
- 5:47three and me and I'm not Mexican, but you get on the twenty three
- 5:50and me fucking literally just white. They didn't get nothing like races. It
- 5:57just comes out just as honky so white, you're racist, just as I
- 6:01said, Maga. It was. That's like Marc Xavier takes when it's a
- 6:12picture of the border, Xavier, it takes what they set to back a
- 6:15picture of the border. It's just a nice cube huol. That's my design
- 6:21water ice. Yeah, I've been hesitant to take a twenty three at me.
- 6:29They're they're like they can be revealing, but it's like mine just said
- 6:32that I was Scottish, Irish and European. You want to know why you
- 6:35don't do it because they're in cahoots with the police department and if you that's
- 6:42what I was gonna say, Like what if I find out I'm black and
- 6:44then I start getting pulled over more, that's not what talking. I swear.
- 6:50If you give twenty two in me in your DNA and you commit a
- 6:54crime, they can find you through twenty three and me, okay, all
- 6:58right, well here's the thing you for child support to. There's hell of
- 7:02cases food whos are getting caught up with child support off of twenty three.
- 7:10No, No, that's gross. I see. I want to look more
- 7:12into this because it's like pay your child support, you know what. That's
- 7:15gross if you're not paying for if you got, if you if you're if
- 7:16you're hobies that don't pay child support for fucking thirty years. Bro is gross.
- 7:23It's like I tell him to gross gross? Yeah, what am I
- 7:26gonna do about it? Yeah? It's start gross. What am I gonna
- 7:30do about it? All? Yeah? No, for thirty fucking years,
- 7:33bro, Like you you have you have friends, we have mutual friends.
- 7:38I'm about to say, you're you're you don't blow with this guy too?
- 7:41He was my cold before you like two days. How many episodes did you
- 7:46run in with him? How many episodes was Eddie my colds for? I
- 7:50don't remember. I want to say it was like three months. No,
- 7:53yeah, it wasn't good. Three months. He tried, Yeah, because
- 7:57he knew. He knew every time he was coming here he was gonna get
- 7:59good weed and coke and well because like think about it, he would probably
- 8:03have coke and then I would have my coke too, So dude and I,
- 8:07oh, actually I remember how I started becoming The reason I started becoming
- 8:09on the show was because he couldn't make it. Yeah. He called me
- 8:13and he's like, yo, I'm supposed to be there for he's on at
- 8:16twelve. I'm not there. He's gonna be fucking mad. Can you come
- 8:20in for me, and then I was like and I was like, nah,
- 8:22I don't want to go. I was like, last minute, He's
- 8:26like, DJ Will will even pick you up. At that point, I
- 8:30was like, all right, let's go. So DJ Will picked me up
- 8:33and I covered in for for fucking side Dick Eddy and side Dick Eddy was
- 8:37like, hey, you picked up those same bad habits because you do the
- 8:39same ship to Tommy. Hey, Tommy, I can make it to the
- 8:41show. Can you feel it for me? Ni goes Tommy. All right,
- 8:45Dick, Tommy's good at it. Shout out, shout out, fucking
- 8:48Tommy. He fucking came through. He thought he thought I wasn't gonna bring
- 8:52him something something for his daughter because he hit me up right. A lot
- 8:54of people hit me up, but I was I couldn't bring everything back.
- 8:56Bro, you know, I was out there on business and ship. I'm
- 9:00sorry I couldn't bring you a car back, dude. Yeah, So like
- 9:03so like fucking up that skyline, so like this will hit me up.
- 9:07He's like, he's like, I'm a size two eggs player and sour candy.
- 9:13I was like, bro, there's nothing here that fits you. Like,
- 9:18I can't find something to fit me, I don't know if they make
- 9:20dinosaur sides bro. Yeah. Bro. But but then he was like,
- 9:24oh I get something from other girl then, so I got him that Hello
- 9:26Kitty must have gone smelling like fucking hell of weed, bro, because he
- 9:31put it on the table right here for the whole episode, the whole episode,
- 9:35like a stuffed animal, stuffed animal from like Yellow Kitty l Yeah,
- 9:37the Hello Kitty lane looks sick sun like weed. Yeah, for sure,
- 9:41Hello Katy got smoked out, dude. Hell yeah, that ship's a really
- 9:46big deal out there, bro, Hello Kitty Dude, I didn't know how
- 9:48I didn't know how big that ship was. Bro. Like, Like I'm
- 9:52talking about bitches dressed up just to go to this bitch's house and take pictures.
- 9:56Like they dress up, bro, Like they have like costumes and like
- 10:01fish nets. You know, the Hello Kitty cat has no gender, right?
- 10:05You know that it's a chick. Yeah, she got a little boat
- 10:09not according to the creator. Yeah, a little A little bow doesn't bow
- 10:15means your girl. So don't wear bows. I agree with Rod. Fucking
- 10:18what about bow tie? What are you talking about? Both ties? Pretty
- 10:22fucking hair bows? Okay, it's peak too. I thought, I'm not
- 10:28agreeing. I definitely thought it was a girl. You guys are over here
- 10:30thinking, oh no, that's the mainly that that dude should have been,
- 10:35like, yeah, I made this ship predominantly to kind of like attract chicks,
- 10:37and then I realized that some guys were gonna like it. So that's
- 10:41what the Choco and the fucking duck are for. You know how mad I
- 10:43was when they had the Hello Kitty skateboards and they were gone. I was
- 10:46passed. I was gonna buy the Hello Kitty crocks over there, but they
- 10:50didn't have my size. And then I tried to get the fucking who's that
- 10:52fucking anime with the little fucking silver star in his head? Now we're yeah,
- 10:56I was gonna get those with the fucking cross. Oh yeah, you're
- 11:01not. You're not gonna find your show. They didn't, but they sold
- 11:03out. Oh because of course all these other foreigners for the marathon. Fuck
- 11:07y'all, and the marathon man a foreigner there too. I know, bro,
- 11:11fuck you guys like me. See who's in the chat room, some
- 11:16pH named Christian. Yeah, dog, and you're wearing your jersey. How
- 11:22does that feel? He's wearing my jersey, No, he said, And
- 11:24you're wearing your jersey? How that feel? He owes me one? And
- 11:26he was telling me like, all the fucking what's that thing called? Oh
- 11:31yeah, hey Christian, what the fuck's up with that? Bro? Remember
- 11:33you hit me up when you made when you made a bet with Xavier and
- 11:37Xavierer wasn't coming through. You even hit me up, which I had nothing
- 11:39to do with the bet to remind Xavier to get you your jersey. And
- 11:43now I'm here and there you're trying to talk him out out of like not
- 11:46buying him the authentic one when he bought you the authentic one. We tell
- 11:48you do for that whole mass. Yeah, I was like even I was
- 11:52pissed because I got involved. I was like, man, what the fuck
- 11:54does this gotta do with me? I don't even care about the San Jose
- 11:56quakes. I was like like, straight up, like you can get them
- 12:01this one. It's not gonna rub off, bro. I got the cheap
- 12:03one, I got the replica one, and I got last year's two hundred
- 12:05dollars one. Like I got this one, my custom naming number in the
- 12:09back. This ship is not gonna fade off. Stop telling the lies.
- 12:11Bro, you literally made it seem like it's some y a y sold jersey
- 12:15and shit. He's like, Bro, you put in the you put in
- 12:16the washer, it's gonna be gone. I was like, I should wait
- 12:18and see people complain, but yeah, I looked at everybody boot Christian boot
- 12:24Christian in the chat. This move. This material is meant to fucking grab
- 12:28on to vinyl a lot more than actual fucking cotton. You know why,
- 12:33because they fucking been using it for years. It wasn't until they tried putting
- 12:35vinyl on fucking one cotton where you started having problems with vinyl peeling off eventually,
- 12:41because it's not made for that, It's not gonna grasp on there as
- 12:43well as it does on sports material, Like how does a jersey feel though
- 12:48he's gonna be ready for the game? I read You're all like, my
- 12:50name's in the my name's in the back, bro. You know what I
- 12:54mean? I got my favorite number, what is it? I got the
- 12:56authentic one with the patches. I got my fresh fucking forty two originals.
- 13:01Uh, scarf, you know what I mean? What do you think about
- 13:05Homie Homie extending his contract? Dennis Boga honestly though, all right, here's
- 13:11my deal, BRO, I think they gave him Vela's money because Vela is
- 13:15old news already. Bro, So you know, do you think you think
- 13:16that contract is pretty much done? You don't think if even if you want
- 13:18to, I'm fucking teasing. I know he's not gonna go to Galaxy because
- 13:22that's probably something they probably made him agreed to not do you know what I
- 13:24mean? Don't insult the thirty two fifty twos, but he's probably gonna go
- 13:28to the San Jose Quakes, Bro, because Mexico already confirmed that he's not
- 13:31going over there. And to be honest, Bro, like Bella always always
- 13:35fucking like struck a different fucking nerve with me. Bro. Ever since I
- 13:37saw that fucking interview with this motherfucker said I'd rather be playing basketball than playing
- 13:41soccer, like the disrespect Bro. Like, straight up, bro, Vela,
- 13:45you can player, bro if you want, if you don't want to
- 13:48stay there for the fucking team that was there like supporting you all these fucking
- 13:52years. I get it. You were the fucking star of the fucking of
- 13:54the fucking uh of the team for the longest time. But come on,
- 13:58dog, like either retire l a f C and then fucking go to another
- 14:01team, or just you know what I mean, go somewhere else, bro,
- 14:05Like, but this whole I'm injured ship, Bro, Like, come
- 14:07on, Bro, what are you the Anthony Davis or the MLS getting injured
- 14:09every fucking every fucking game. Fuck out of here, Bro, Like,
- 14:13he's he's injured, but he's drinking Corona's at the beach with his wife who
- 14:16we cheated on five years ago. But yeah, man, like you never
- 14:22forget. Yeah, people know not when they came out in Bro now when
- 14:26they came on Bro, I'm fucking that shit really kind of struck a nerve
- 14:31with me. Bro. The fact that you can't make up no, not
- 14:35that the part where the part where he was like where he was like,
- 14:41I don't know if I could come back. I'm injured, But man,
- 14:43Bro, like, stop playing hard to get Bro. You're not even that
- 14:46fucking good. Bro. Like, I'm sorry, you probably are that good,
- 14:48but you're not playing that fucking good for the fucking team. Bro.
- 14:52So if you want to go out there and fucking go, go fucking hype
- 14:54up what is it quakes and think that you're gonna give him something you didn't
- 14:58get. Give l a FC. You're gonna probably the most hated x L
- 15:01a f C player ever, bro, because we're gonna know the effort you're
- 15:03gonna be putting in for another bullshit ass team. They didn't have your back
- 15:05for the last six years straight up five seconds, I was like, is
- 15:18it? Is it me? And then also I was like, I'm right
- 15:20here. I can't believe that you thought it was your first. I don't
- 15:28even think I'm going for ray for six years. That's some awareness that's beautiful
- 15:33from real growth today. That ship fucking I don't know how do you feel
- 15:35about it? But I've never liked Bella first of all. Dog he never
- 15:39want to play for less election. He doesn't like soccer. His wife controls
- 15:43where he plays, controls his life. Yeah, get the fuck out.
- 15:46He controls his life. After he achieved some credit, he became who he
- 15:52is today, regardless of what the fuck is happening with you. No,
- 15:54I hate when people say that, oh, your wife made you who you
- 15:58know? You really think you will then gonna become a professional soccer player?
- 16:00You? No? Yeah, I hate when people a man, Hey,
- 16:06hey, I will the only thing a woman can do to a sports athlete
- 16:12is fuck up your potential of your career. Yeah, like that's the only
- 16:15thing you can't do. Like, it's not gonna make it better. It's
- 16:18gonna give you stibilization at home and your personal life so you can put ship
- 16:22on the field. They're not but it's not gonna enhance your skills on the
- 16:26field. Hands down. That's a Galaxy fan. And I was telling you
- 16:30so his wife I have he cheated right right right right like every like every
- 16:33fucking Mexican. I'm not saying that his girlfriend or his wife wouldn't let him
- 16:38play for the Mexican Soccer League anymore because over there they cheat. So how
- 16:45about you just control your man and tell him not to cheat or just go
- 16:48to every game. Oh yeah, I don't give a fucking old because they're
- 16:51not allowed to dog, you're not allowed to sleep with like you're on you're
- 16:52in camp like in the World Cup. There's no wives in the But if
- 16:56you're if you're gonna be fucking feeling that in security, bitches, be a
- 16:59hotel away. You can afford it. It's not like it's not you're gonna
- 17:03pay for it, Like you know, but then guess I guess that's what
- 17:07happens. She's out there now. The other fools can't cheat on their wives.
- 17:11You get that's a problem. She got o gonna's the fucking problem.
- 17:17Grow up. Wives are not allowed I camp period, dog like and not
- 17:21because they're supposed to be focused on the game. Boom. You're not even
- 17:25supposed to be fucking anytime before the game. That's why those folks never have
- 17:27won a World Cup because they can't stop cheating. Some guys. But that's
- 17:33why Mexico I've never won a World Cup. They can't stop cheating before the
- 17:36fucking game, don't nuts before game? Who were out there? If I
- 17:40was in Hong Kong, like, yeah, bro, then they're going they
- 17:42fuck it up. And I said, like, you know, these fols
- 17:45are like beach just ramp, just ramps, like funk out of here.
- 17:48Bro're in a foreign country, but not a foreign country in their soccer World
- 17:52Cup players. Of course they're gonna fuck the prostitutes and in whatever thir world
- 17:56country they're in for the world time, you would not want to fuck.
- 18:00No, but the top not. It's the first class of them. They're
- 18:03they're gonna come in and be like, oh, dude, the soccer players
- 18:06are in that hotel and then the hot ones come in. You think there's
- 18:08not some opportunistic like yeah, you get that. Yeah, you definite got
- 18:14to work on them with these they're trying to catch a baby. Like Kobe
- 18:17wasn't even fucking boning like prostitutes and ship like that. He boned the regular
- 18:19ass leddy white cheek. No, she was an escort. Wait have you
- 18:23seen the picture of the escort is on? From what we know, No,
- 18:29bro, this girl was esc have you seen her? Kobe must have
- 18:34not cheated that much though for his wife to like no, no, no,
- 18:38no, no, his wife is fine. No no, no no.
- 18:41Have you seen the ring Kobe gave her after he cheated, It was
- 18:45like she got a tower on her hand. Yeah, look, I'll show
- 18:48you both things if maybe, if they can help me. Look at one
- 18:49of them. No dog, Kobe pitt. Yeah, bro, you're just
- 18:56mad it up and not in Mexico. It was never couldn't go without cheating
- 19:00on their wives. Like it's so hard about that, bro, Like this
- 19:04is according to he's on. This is just a regular chick. Kobe's mistress.
- 19:10Look, I'll find that it's not a regular chick's a model chick from
- 19:12she's an escort. That chick was an a the playmate, her name is
- 19:17Jessica. A playmate and an escort are not the same thing. Escorts are
- 19:22not gonna look that good. They're not gonna look I mean, no disrespect
- 19:26anybody that's courts are top notch in Vegas. Now to Vegas. Wait,
- 19:32way, is that circus circus? Probably it's a circus circus. Probably it
- 19:36has to be a let's go, Oh, you're gonna go damn. I'm
- 19:40all right, we're gonna have to check that out when I go out there.
- 19:42Now, that doesn't look like an escort. Man, that looks like
- 19:45a very just normal, very attractive woman looks like a bitch you see on
- 19:49tinder. Here it is here, here it is. On July two thousand
- 19:53and three, Kobe was officially charged with rape, and about two weeks later,
- 19:57he presented his wife Vanessa with a rare eight carrot purple diamond ring that
- 20:03was reported to be valued approximately four million dollars. That is why she stopped
- 20:08giving a fun let me tell you said, the dog. You don't think
- 20:11Kobe had that in the vault ready. He was already ready to get caught.
- 20:15He was like, go ahead of time. Yeah, that ring?
- 20:19Do you think When Kobe was shopping for his first championship ring, he was
- 20:22like, what's that purple diamond? You gotta been here? I need a
- 20:25I need to get out of jail free card in case something would ever go
- 20:27wrong, in case I ever hit her, in case I ever fucking like
- 20:30do something fucked up. This gotta say the ultimate way of saying sorry,
- 20:33well you Collanda playing on this ring due huge dog. It's no joke,
- 20:38but that's holy ship. That's a big ass ring. That's cheating dog.
- 20:41That's what That's what happened. When your man cheats on you, you get
- 20:45a ring like that. That's what happens with Kobe. I was about to
- 20:47say, I was I was gonna was gonna fix that. It's not everybody's
- 20:49gonna pull out with a fucking purple ass fucking ring. We'll getting flowers from
- 20:53me. I'm sorry, cheated. Hear some flowers. They won't last very
- 20:56long because I don't know how they won't last very long like my old te
- 21:00No, they're gonna last as long as I know I lasted with the last
- 21:03chick bro three minutes exactly because I felt bad while I was in there.
- 21:10He saw that saw my post yesterday. What it was like, dude,
- 21:15be like over forty you talk about where the hoes at? And then it
- 21:18was like, bro, your daughter's the hold out And I was like,
- 21:21scummy, kicky, I know that showed it to me and he's like,
- 21:25look at he's on talking ship because that's the conversation. First of all,
- 21:30Monir looks way older than you. Foo. I don't I don't know how
- 21:33much. I don't know how much party that was done, but like he
- 21:36looks like he could be your older brother dog, but you can get older
- 21:38than me. He's like like a couple of years. Not he's not forty
- 21:41either, or he's not forty either. Because he looked at me, he's
- 21:44like, you don't think I'm forty? Wait wait? And I was like,
- 21:47I was like, you think he's forty? He needs to get a
- 21:49haircut, bro, let me see what this guy looks like. You met
- 21:52him. Come back back, come back, ohbody, because he hasn't gotten
- 21:56a haircut lately. Bro, When he doesn't get a haircut, he doesn't
- 21:59get he's not even I mean he's not look forty. I never thought forty.
- 22:03When you posted that, he was like, you literally looked at me.
- 22:04He's like because we were recording. He's like, because you don't think
- 22:07I'm forty. I think I have a daughter. And I was like,
- 22:12I don't know that either of those questions, like like like the last couple
- 22:18of episodes, the first ones, I was like, all right, when
- 22:21you got fresh, he cared about this podcast, and the last two I
- 22:23was like, damn, foo, did you not sleep? Oh? He
- 22:26does party though I'm not gonna do it every Friday when we're leaving. We
- 22:30gotta finish because podcast, yeah, making merch for like other companies and ship.
- 22:34So I mean he's working by you. I mean, fuck, I'm
- 22:38you definitely gonna hear this. He's like, you're don'na think I'm old now.
- 22:41No, I was just saying, bro. I was like, man,
- 22:44I was like for a second, I was like, this has been
- 22:47on a bender. Damn when's the last? Like, man, I have
- 22:52not gotten on the bender? Did you even like, do you even do
- 22:53a drinking bender? In Japan? A bender doesn't have to be yea drink
- 23:00like a week straight. I was asking did you go did you get like
- 23:02like I wasn't, Like I haven't seen you get an I V yet either.
- 23:04No, I haven't got one of those in a minute. But then
- 23:07again, is because I've been cutting on a lot of different things like that
- 23:11after I got that food energy test or that food sensitivity test. Like there's
- 23:14certain things that I'm like they either make you feel bloated or feel lethargic or
- 23:18just like don't really help add to my body. So I've been cutting these
- 23:22things out, and then what is it? What if you had to cut
- 23:26out that you're sad about eggs? Wave? What's bad with the eggs for
- 23:32you? Or likes? It produces so much fucking heartburn and so much anti
- 23:36acid for me. I just can't have it. I'm just wondering, like,
- 23:40like I love like if I have it, I asked, like,
- 23:41if I want to eat ramen, I'm I have to take this pill my
- 23:44doctor gave me like beforehand, just so I'm able to deal with that.
- 23:47Oh God, let me take my medicine. Uh No, I could just
- 23:52have it without the egg so you don't have you don't have a gluten sensitivity
- 23:56at all. No, I mean the results put them on Patreon that way,
- 24:03people, I have to actually make some changes for the high hungry because
- 24:07I really don't I really like certain things. I don't like having an uncomfortable
- 24:11experience when I eat, and like I would be so uncomfortable, like I
- 24:12would get really bad heartburns. Where like you know who had to do that
- 24:15ship Keli Blaze and then Knji had to do that. And that's how I
- 24:18got put onto it because I noticed the Calli Blaze. He has a pretty
- 24:22good diet, bro. His lady makes some certain food that he's he's allowed
- 24:26to eat, so like I can't eat eggs. I can't eat hummus,
- 24:29sesame seeds. Damn, you can't have hummus. It's just but it's not
- 24:36that many things though, Like it's just maybe like a few of those things
- 24:37that I'm actually and it's not like he can eat him if he wants to,
- 24:41Like he's the thing though, Like that's like based on American food,
- 24:45bro. Like I tucked around and I tried some egg over there. Bro.
- 24:48Oh no, yeah, it's different overseas over there, bro, And
- 24:52I told my lady, I was like, I'm gonna try the only ones
- 24:53in the rama spot and if I get it bad, I'll just take the
- 24:56pill when I want. With eggs, I think you're is wrong. I
- 25:00don't think it's American eggs. I think door Butot eggs. I think it's
- 25:03store but eggs. I think if you get eggs from homie Jesus Christ.
- 25:06Of course, if you make your own, you'll be fine. Yeah,
- 25:07no, no, no, of course yeah, but to try those home.
- 25:10No, It's like when we went to China, my wife is she
- 25:14has like a really severe gluten analogy, but she was able to eat bread
- 25:18like regular ass, like more or less gluten. Uh, the entire three
- 25:22weeks we were there. And that's real bread that goes bad, like that's
- 25:27you're preservative. It's not supposed to. Bread is supposed to last two months.
- 25:33When you go to Italy, you buy bread and then the next day
- 25:36it's hard. It's pretty. They don't even want it. It's literally fresh,
- 25:38they mean fresh baked. It's like literally type ship like it's not You're
- 25:44not supposed to go buy bread that's sitting there for months. It's not bread.
- 25:47I don't know what the fuck that is, but probably that's why because
- 25:48it was bread real fucking weat or whatever or not the weak we have whatever,
- 25:55non process gmo wheat, everything that we got that just has preservatives and
- 25:57ship Yeah, brus, there's a lot of stuft yeah, bro, like
- 26:02what is it the same with that new uh that new Max sauce that that
- 26:07new uh fucking you know they did. It's like some some some brand new
- 26:11sauce advertising, right, Yeah. And then I read the ingredients right,
- 26:15first thing, sesame seed oil says. I was like, I can't eat
- 26:18it. You gotta be careful. A lot of stuff. And then I
- 26:21also but then I also saw, you know, if it's just a sauce,
- 26:25why is there fucking eighteen ingredients in this fucking sauce trash? All eighteen
- 26:30make the flavor? Man? Why when I literally tell you, when I
- 26:34had somebody make sauce for me out there and you're pan for my steak food,
- 26:37this was went to the table, three little items shipped it up there
- 26:41you go. I knew what three items were in there, bro, Like
- 26:44salsa, yeah, like sausa, like salsa, water, fucking pepper,
- 26:48yeah, and the in the blender yeah yeah, less peka. That's it.
- 26:52That's is not that, but that to me, ketchup what the fuck
- 26:56ketchup is ketchup? Is futo? Answer? Yeah, Nato cancer literally to
- 27:02meato cancer. Yeah, it's tomato cancer because it should be literally probably tomatoes,
- 27:06water, and three more fucking erudients. No, if you look at
- 27:08that listens, no vinegar and that bitch. Oh yeah no. But I'm
- 27:11saying, like, if you make like homemade like but the ship you see
- 27:15on the on the back, it's shampoo, makes your hair fall off.
- 27:18It is good for either to certain certain foods and makes your hair fall off.
- 27:22And I think, like I was one of those foods that actually happened
- 27:25to dog. I can't believe cigarettes give you cancer. Nicotine does. It's
- 27:29as of recently in the past, let's say, I don't know, ten
- 27:32to fifteen years now, where you're starting to introduced all kinds of quote unquote
- 27:37organic or natural products of anything, everything plant based, recess. What the
- 27:44fuck? What have you been eating? Right? Or like when they say,
- 27:48oh, real meat, Like when when when like McDonald says, we
- 27:51got real meat now, Oh dude, I mean they're like, huh,
- 27:53you've been eating imitation meat for a minute. We'll have That's why the shit
- 27:57comes out looking weird. McDonald's taco bell is the worst. Like your ships
- 28:02supposed to come out like mister hanky food that's the gold standard. That's a
- 28:08healthy ship. Bro singing, dancing like afraid, attitude a dog, that's
- 28:15a healthy ship. Actual anything anything aside from that food, like something's wrong
- 28:21with the food dog? Like who told? Like you know you said Christler,
- 28:23he walks. He just knows. That's fucking dude, I said this
- 28:27last I don't care because it's still fucking gross to me. But you can
- 28:30go here, Sam ship And that's how it sounded. You can clearally go
- 28:34here Sam shit on his lady b I somebody for somebody that's that woo.
- 28:40It sounds like heat hot pockets for lunch, breakfast and dinner. You know
- 28:45you can you can hear why he's fucking dropping dude. Oh you were here
- 28:48last time, so I'll say it again. So he does like a kind
- 28:49of like a what not. He does a podcast like one on one,
- 28:52Yeah, just records himself, but he goes live and on this one he
- 28:56shouldn't. He had to take a ship, but you he had to take
- 29:00a shit. You could see in the in the camera where he's kind of
- 29:02like uncomfortable on camera, and then he goes and takes the ship, but
- 29:03he forgot to meet the mic, so everybody heard it like he was trying
- 29:08to hide it. He was trying to hide it while doing it. All
- 29:11he thought he thought he muted the mic, so he went all out on
- 29:15the toilet. Dude. You can literally hear him fart while he's walking away,
- 29:19dude, and then like get here, actually take deep breaths in the
- 29:22video. This was when he does one his own. This was in tinfold
- 29:26hat. This was like at his house like zoom, like a zoom style.
- 29:32And then it's so gross because I had a fucking clip clip it for
- 29:36him and I had to hear it like a couple three times. And it's
- 29:37so funny because they played it back on the show, so he hears himself
- 29:41listen to it. It's like a reaction of a reaction and it's just fucking
- 29:44nasty. But like you said, you can hear that whole the plump.
- 29:49Yeah, like he's on. It's not healthy. It's not the way you
- 29:52you claim it shouldes. He just like a lot of McDonald's ship, like
- 29:56something healthy though, okay, because I don't know, I mean I had
- 29:59like one of the k see world's the famous bowls, and that made my
- 30:02poop black. Yeah what Yeah, it's really gnarly. That ship tastes delicious,
- 30:06amazing. Yeah, my ship came out black. That's happened to me
- 30:07with certain foods. Dog. Yeah, I remember one time it was just
- 30:11splattered. It's definitely some like meth ship. I remember one time. I
- 30:15remember coke shits. They were the worst. I was sick, like food
- 30:18sick, I guess. And then I decided, you know what, even
- 30:22though on foodsick, I'm gonna have a couple of oreos, a couple of
- 30:25oreos. And my ship was like pitch black. It's like when you get
- 30:32the oreoles stuck in your teeth, but it was in your ship. Yeah,
- 30:36it was crazy. I almost went to the I was thought of like,
- 30:38you know, it was pussy. You just ate some oreos go home
- 30:44sometimes bro like like there. Like I remember I freaked out because I'll drink
- 30:47juices like every time Monday and Tuesday. Just all right. I got some
- 30:51vitamins the week, right, So I'm over here drinking these juices and I
- 30:53started drinking that Bombito one which is like the one with the beats. The
- 30:57first time I used the bathroom after I got scared for Bright Red, it
- 31:03was like because I had well, I had eight different stuff too, so
- 31:06I was just like, oh my god, there's a ship a little blood
- 31:08in the toilet. I was about to go to the er and like when
- 31:11they calmed me down, she was like, goo did you have? And
- 31:14I was like, did you bring her in there? You're like, look
- 31:15fuck no. I did not half flustered, because at first I was like
- 31:19scared. I was like, well, if I don't have to see you
- 31:22this here. Yeah. And then somebody said, what about them stout ships?
- 31:29Dude? Those are the worst bro a stout. If you drink more
- 31:32than two stouts in one city, you're gonna fucking shoot out the black plague.
- 31:36Bro Studude. I had a homie that that happened to him. Kind
- 31:38of. We were we've had just started drinking, like those like sixteen seventeen
- 31:44when you start drinking, and we were in my house and we're getting wasted,
- 31:48and we bought like two bags of turbos, you know those turbos,
- 31:52those chips, the turbos, the ones I look like dokeykys but they're red.
- 31:56We bought those. Those were like brand new at the time. Takeys
- 31:59are red, yeah they are, but they're a whole different ship. But
- 32:00their car turbos, you know what I'm talking about. And we had we
- 32:02bought a bag like yeah, bikes ship. We bought a bunch of turbos.
- 32:07And then we put moy on him and he like like like like real
- 32:13like trying to get Mexican cancer. Yeah, and we're drinking and eating that
- 32:19and one of my homies got real pedal. Like I said, it was
- 32:22one of those first time drinking. He goes and he throws up dog and
- 32:27this fool threw up all red. It's soull called nine one one all pedal
- 32:32dog Like, homie, you just ate a bunch of red. Yeah,
- 32:37And then that fucking the and then the the fucking ambulance came and then my
- 32:40mom was outside, and then he actually talked to the car. I forgot
- 32:46about this story. He actually called the car like she called because he was
- 32:49panicking. He was a little kid and he and he and he didn't want
- 32:53to tell us because he was kind of embarrassed. He just told the cops
- 32:57that he was He started that he would throw up and he was was all
- 33:00red when the cops showed up and then I mean fucking talk to us for
- 33:04five minutes, and then my mom was all piss because we were all drunk.
- 33:07You guys, runner age. This was like sixteen seventeen someimes. It
- 33:13was a big deal. The cop was, what are you gonna do?
- 33:15Like the cops just certain there like fucking idiots. It wasn't the cops.
- 33:19It was ambulance. Okay, yeah, at you guys. No, the
- 33:22cops didn't show up. It was an ambulance. You called off, panicked
- 33:24out. It was like it wasn't even that late. It was like nine
- 33:27pm. I was gonna say no, but uh yeah, if it's one
- 33:30of those if if you're like throwing up red, I don't know about that
- 33:35one. But if you're shitting red, that's not the same. It's it's
- 33:37when it's like dark, like consistently, that's when you got like internal bleeding.
- 33:43Well you got constantly dark ship that's what he thought. I thought you
- 33:45had internal bleeding. When you have constantly like black shit, like regularly,
- 33:49then you probably have like some I forget what it is, but yeah,
- 33:52I remember hearing it was like dark, not like bright red. That's crazy,
- 33:57bro. If you're like internally bleeding, that's what end though. I
- 34:01mean that that kind of that has got to mean that you're dying. Huh.
- 34:04I mean if you don't take care of it. Yeah, I pick
- 34:08huh pick dude, I just gotta do something to you. Anybody had a
- 34:13Chamoy pickle? Had one, and I looked at the most disgusting thing ever,
- 34:17Like I saw her make it and then I was like, you're gonna
- 34:21eat that pickle and just like the chamoy the little powder. No do they
- 34:23sell this whole fucking kit of like disgusting fucking ship. Bro. I mean,
- 34:29it's the most disgusting fucking thing ever. Bro, it's not that bad.
- 34:32I just don't let's make it on the show. I just don't like
- 34:37Trump that just Xaber eats the whole thing like a duck. But uh,
- 34:45but no, it's it's a kit. They sell a lot of candy stories,
- 34:46right, And it's like a big pickle, like one of those big
- 34:50MoMA or big Papa pickles. You get, you cut it off, you
- 34:52cut it out, you hollow it out, you fill it up with fucking
- 34:57with like Mexican gummies. You dumped the Trump inside. Then you put the
- 35:00heen up in that bitch and then you fucking jump um way on top of
- 35:05the tahena and then you buy it. Mm hmm, I try it.
- 35:09Do you like that kind of Mexican stuff, like the heen and then the
- 35:13spicy ship? No? But I mean I like it a little bit.
- 35:16It's enough that I would try it, you know, I don't know.
- 35:20I'm trying to. I'm trying to be open to new experiences, new foods,
- 35:22such a white I am trying to be a cultured white guy experience something
- 35:30like that. Something like that, something like that could permanently damage your stomach
- 35:35like your Oh could it? I would say, because you you probably have
- 35:37a pretty sensitive stomach. Don't you remember that kid died the one Ship Challenge.
- 35:43Someone died for the one Ship challenge out to counsel that ship. Well,
- 35:45some black kid died at school literally ate it the night before went to
- 35:49school died. I don't know why you're laughing. I about laughing, you
- 35:52smiling, You literally smiling because some kid died off of the one ship challenge.
- 35:54We ate that ship. We could have died up to die. It
- 36:00was on the floor. Is that bad? It sucked for me. I'll
- 36:07never forget the first time I've been into a hobby and arrow I did not
- 36:10down. You guys, down and try the jap the strongest Japanese eye drops.
- 36:15Come on, let's do it for the true Yea, give me that
- 36:16ship, dude, one by one. They're dude, they're they're they'll clean
- 36:20your eye out. But there's yeah, there are ro tos you haven't had.
- 36:29I thought it was a challenge. Jesus Christ. Dude, this ship
- 36:31is the strongest one. And I mean, let me see this ship is.
- 36:36I don't want to try it because that like, no, it's dude,
- 36:39your eye looks like when you were a baby, all white, like
- 36:43when you're done and when it's done burning like that ship is fucking crazy.
- 36:46I can't read the bag. This might be so stupid, but like like
- 36:51sometimes when you're rolling, you like to smell like mento, like do it.
- 36:54Yeah, I'm into at the table as gonna go first, Dude,
- 37:00this is okay, He's like, can't be dude. They sell this.
- 37:04It's it's intense, bro, It's it's sucking. It's like that thing that
- 37:07you probably smell. You're probably gonna be like, ah, is it's like
- 37:12those smelling salts. No, it's like literally but like that intense. I'm
- 37:15not have you have you done? Have you smelled the smelling sauce I'm talking
- 37:19about. Yeah, it's it's mental, it's mental, and I drop it.
- 37:24This is gonna burn them. Oh my god, you're just wasting so
- 37:32much, too much, too much. What are you doing wrong? Just
- 37:37fucking dr Oh that's fresh. Oh oh yeah. You gotta close your eyes
- 37:49though. No, I'm fighting it, keeping them all. Oh god,
- 37:53I'm keeping them open. Come on, open your eyes, guys, open
- 37:58your eyes. And I only did the one. I look like a pirate.
- 38:04Open your eyes. Open your eyes. I feel like a girl that
- 38:06just got nutted in her eye right now. I can't see. Is this
- 38:08from experience? No? I see how they look at me. They're like
- 38:14they're looking at me and they can't see me. And I'm laughing. Dog,
- 38:16I'm laughing at them and they're looking at me and their eyes all shiny
- 38:20and shit. Oh it's already over come on, man, it ain't that
- 38:22bad. Oh, es are kind of over ready. Oh, but it
- 38:27kind of feels good though, afterwards. I mean I feel fresh. Yeah,
- 38:31No, I hey, hey, staring contest. You ready, you
- 38:35can't see I'm black. Hey, but that shit feels so fresh though right
- 38:43here ran the only ones who were just like, okay, I cannot open
- 38:52my can you see the difference in what why? It just looks like you've
- 38:55been crying. Everybody's fucking eyes are about to be just fun and unnaturally white?
- 39:00How you put this before the cops show up? Just you start crying
- 39:05but broken up with thank you for sharing your overseas rots. Well, that's
- 39:17what that's what I love. What day Max? I was like, he
- 39:22said, what if somebody goes blind at the end of the show, somebody
- 39:25goes rock looks somebody pud he's don't put bleach in. There's part is I
- 39:31would have one eye left though. I look at you guys like ha ha.
- 39:36Somebody said I look whiter than usual. That's even more white. I
- 39:42was laughing with. Somebody was like, evolving, but wait, wait,
- 39:46what would your evolution be? What would your Pokemon evolution? That's just still
- 39:52I don't know. Like, if you had to, I would probably put
- 39:53you in like a blast noise, That's what I would juice, Yeah,
- 39:55like a blast noise. Even though I don't like the water but that was
- 39:59kind of chill or venus or what would what would XG's evolution be that skinny
- 40:05rabbit from the new generation. I'm going only after one fifty. I don't
- 40:08I don't know, I don't know. Let me look some pokemons up,
- 40:10dude, give me a better Pokemon. Dude, he'd probably be ecking.
- 40:16I don't even know who that is that. It's pretty cool. I'm pulling
- 40:20up the list. I want to be Yeah an r back. Yeah,
- 40:28dude, I think i'd be uh not side the gold duck. Is that
- 40:30the evolution evolution? Yeah, I'd probably be like that. Like that dude's
- 40:34like, you know, throwing skinny and got hands. He turns gold at
- 40:38one point they do like a super sam version. Yeah, like he turned
- 40:42like there's a move that he does where he just turns gold and he just
- 40:44like fun ship up like kind of like turned like almost like a rainbow and
- 40:47ship, but yeah, becoming like he ends up being gold. Yeah,
- 40:51that's just tight powerful Pokemon. Somebody's x you would be Grimer. Who's Grinder?
- 40:58I don't know, Yo, I'm Grimer. Also, you gotta draw
- 41:08that, bro, because you're fucking talking bro. That was just sludge.
- 41:13Bro, guys, Hey, have you ever been laughed by laughed at this
- 41:19hard by fucking dorks before? What about? Well, if I'm gonna be
- 41:23toxic, wouldn't I be that? The two little balls, the three little
- 41:25that's coughing, that's part of the same. Like, yeah, but but
- 41:30I think I think Grimer is a little more insulting. Also, we're here
- 41:34to insult me, I thought. Okay, okay, I thought we were
- 41:37here to to pick what pokemon suited me the best, not insulting. That
- 41:39doesn't seat you very well. We're insulting people. Now, let me see
- 41:43rock. Where's the pokemon there? Go for it? Go for hey,
- 41:45come on, do it? Do it. You guys are just gonna call
- 41:47me all the fat pokemon. Fuck you guys. You did yourself, you
- 41:52boys. And it works out, That's what I said. It worked out.
- 41:55He needs a shell that big because he evolves. What if he was
- 42:00like really skinny in that show. He has a whole bedroom in there,
- 42:04like he's like squirrel sized, but he just yeah, dude, holy ships,
- 42:08Like I dream a Genie where it's like all fucking just like decked out
- 42:12in there, and my eyes feel great though, man, you're you're one
- 42:15night does like cleaner than the other one though, like you right up right
- 42:21like I left. Your left eye is way clearer than you're right put over.
- 42:30What would you think? I think you have pink eye? Yeah,
- 42:31he has a asshole at the strip club. You ever got him pink eye?
- 42:37No? No, that little brother one time had pink I I got
- 42:43that ship twice when I was a kid. How does it feel? Though?
- 42:46I don't even remember. I don't even like you're you're you wake up
- 42:50and then your eyes are just stuck together. That's gross, Like you know
- 42:54what you like? Do you have any allergies? No? Hey, is
- 42:58this mike me? Can you hear? I think so. I would wear
- 43:04my headphones, but the Pikachu had is priority. I agree. I agree.
- 43:08Maybe you could just swap out his old mic. Oh yeah, gotta
- 43:13put a Barts cable on that bitch. Yeah, shout out to Barts.
- 43:16He has a new restaurant and he's no longer home. Yeah, support working
- 43:22out? Well. I think it's in the city of Torrents. But I'm
- 43:24doing a high hungry event there. When are you doing it? Uh,
- 43:28it's in the works, But I'm talking about like curated menu, like it's
- 43:32going to be like restaurant. Can you just make sure a smash burger is
- 43:37on that menu? Oh? Yeah, I'm I'm, I'm I have I'm
- 43:38I've been kind of because it's so, I've been kind of I think he's
- 43:42gonna get a beer license. Got idea. I've been kind of creating like
- 43:45a fucking burger that I kind of want to be called a high hunger burger.
- 43:49Maybe he could make it as a permanent menu item. You're thinking about,
- 43:52what's what's what's on that? Oh? Some don't want to say anything.
- 43:55There's three there's three options. I got. I gotta do a lot
- 44:00of R and D. But I'll tell you that there's gonna be a big
- 44:06old and double. But it's just the way it's done and what it hasn't
- 44:08been what hasn't been done in a burger. And I don't want to say
- 44:13just because I know it's gonna be fucking fired right now. Here's it's off.
- 44:22I can't hear you. I don't know why. Yeah, because you're
- 44:25switching the cable. I was gonna was gonna ask you about the burger.
- 44:30Oh, but that burger you're gonna make the heid and hunger burger. Yeah,
- 44:35what side are you thinking about that? Fries? Is this a burger?
- 44:37Is this a burger with fries? I mean you could just fuck with
- 44:39the burger by itself. The fries is just gonna be a classic. But
- 44:42yeah, I do want to have like some animal style type of fries,
- 44:45but like my style. That's why I said, I figured you. I
- 44:46figured you had to like a burger fries for that, and that would be
- 44:52fucking that would be that'd be pretty fucking great. That told you. Man,
- 44:59they don't get people ca Answerry. But yo, all right, so
- 45:01I'll tell you right now the craziest thing I saw there. Then, let
- 45:08me know our health care system as fun healthcare. He's literally talking about healthcare
- 45:19in America. All right, Sorry, I had to get hydrated. I'm
- 45:28smoking big blunt lady. Can you hear me on the mic? Now?
- 45:30Hell? Yeah, perfectly clear baby? All right? So yeah, dude,
- 45:37So, so I was walking around for and I went into an emergency
- 45:38room like just to see fun exact exactly what you were talking about that the
- 45:45other day. I was just like, you just did that, like so,
- 45:50because so I was walking around the city and I was like, do
- 45:52you really want to be you really want to like make sure you want to
- 45:55do some dual citizenship here home. Yeah. So, like so I'm walking
- 46:00around the city, right, and I'm just like and I'm going into different
- 46:02buildings like what is it here? What is this ship? And then like
- 46:06you know, or just peeping because I was recording, And then I was
- 46:08like, oh, this is a hospital and it doesn't even look like a
- 46:10hospital, right, But then I walk in there and yeah, food,
- 46:14it's like an emergency room. Guess how many people that were in there?
- 46:16Five? Two? What one of them have like he fucking like he had
- 46:22like band aid in his head, like you could tell he got injuredors somewhere,
- 46:25and the other one just had a mask on and just looked very like
- 46:29sick. Yeah, like sick for some bullshit. Who I don't know any
- 46:32any fucking hospital here that you can or any emergency room that you could walk
- 46:37in here and there's gonna be space for you to be gett looked at bro.
- 46:39The last time I took my mom to an emergency room, I got
- 46:42to pray to God that my mom doesn't get fucking sick seriously anytime soon or
- 46:46at all because like god damn, bro, Like that ship is fucking crazy,
- 46:51how packed they be? The healthcare system is fucked here, bro,
- 46:55gotta have money, but how do you get But is there such a thing
- 46:59is a good doctor? Like how do you get a good doctor? Where
- 47:01do the rich people go that money? Joe? Like? So, so
- 47:07it comes down to it comes down to having a private doctor you can literally
- 47:10like or one that doesn't have a specific uh no, no specific plan.
- 47:15I forget what it is. But I went to like a really nice doctor
- 47:19office, like, but I had to pay full price because they don't they
- 47:22weren't like a specific So you have a private doctor brock. No, I
- 47:27went. I went to a doctor's office where it was definitely a nicer one
- 47:32and they didn't operate on I guess like the poor person plan that I was
- 47:37on, Like you got to be on like a nice one where you have
- 47:40like pay like seven hundred a month type something. Yeah, because essentially it's
- 47:44like when you pay like the either the minimum or like the middle class version
- 47:50of health insurance, you have to go with a plan where you have a
- 47:54specific network. But then when you've got money to pay for like the nice
- 47:59shit, don't like you can go to any doctor kind of thing. And
- 48:01I went to this one place because I get a lot of like medical anxiety,
- 48:07and like I was so comfortable that doctor made me feel chill. I
- 48:10was just real disappointed that I couldn't go there regularly without paying just like full
- 48:15fucking price. Damn, that's crazy. So you get taxed, yeah,
- 48:21because it wasn't in my network, it's not in my plan. That's fucking
- 48:24it. Man, that's crazy. See here, realize that why you don't
- 48:27go to the doctor or doctor because I'm good dog sh planted parenthood says,
- 48:32I'm a okay, I'm aokay dog. Yeah, I don't know that.
- 48:38Shit just seems kind of like scary though, man, Like the way that
- 48:43like there's no because there's no there's no fucking doctors that you can actually go
- 48:45to that's your fucking doctor. Like I feel like you have to really search
- 48:50hard for a private doctor. Speaking of doctors and medical stuff, this is
- 48:54a very smooth cigarette. Are you a smoker before I was sae? I
- 49:00smoked for seven years and then like I'll have one every once in a while
- 49:02on a whim. But this is this is very smooth man and I didn't
- 49:06even do the crush, but the flavor on the paper is really nice.
- 49:09Oh you didn't even you didn't even like crush it up. I'll crush it
- 49:12for the last little bit. But I wanted that. I was honestly just
- 49:14enjoying it. Man, I don't smoke. Oh that's a gel. That's
- 49:16so you're not allowed to say the N word. I'm not allowed to say
- 49:20the word a mental, not quickly. I mean you could say say it
- 49:27now, dare you safe place say it? I don't smoke cigarettes, and
- 49:30I've never smoked the mental, so you never smoked cigarettes either. I took
- 49:35it's one puff, so I smoked. I smoked weed first. And the
- 49:38first time I smoke weed, people told me I had to inhale it all
- 49:42the way to my lungs. So I did that and then start crying.
- 49:45I was no. I went and then I went to a party and there
- 49:52was some fucking females in the equation and they were smoking cigarettes and they offered
- 49:57me one, and mister cool guy, I was like, yeah, I
- 49:59smoked cigaret. It's before I grabbed this cigarette dog and iware like, you
- 50:04don't kill man, though, yeah, I think, and they they saw
- 50:07me cough up like a long dog like I needed to go home type of
- 50:12style dog like, and I looked stupid in front of them. And from
- 50:15there on and I felt the cancer like I literally held it all the way
- 50:17to like like they told me like we'd hit like a man thaw dog and
- 50:22I looked back, gave it to the people. They just laughed at me.
- 50:25They were older than me too. The females were older than me.
- 50:28And I wasn't trying to I want to play with you no more. They
- 50:30weren't trying to fu. Yeah, they weren't trying to play with me.
- 50:32They were Yeah, they were older than me too. Because I was like
- 50:36all sad, I literally left. I think I literally stopped kicking. Not
- 50:38with them, but I went to the other side of the party of that.
- 50:40That was that and that's where scum and kick. It was born from
- 50:45having one ciggy and it went wrong. But I've never had a cigarette.
- 50:50I don't even I've never even smoked a cigar. And I've been off for
- 50:52cigars. But like some people were like, well, cigars are not supposed
- 50:54to inhale. You're supposed to draw enjoy the flavor, don't you know how
- 50:59to do that. You know how to do that, motherfucker you smoke weed,
- 51:02just do the first part, but throw't inhale. I just know how
- 51:06to nail it. It just goes all the way. You're not taking a
- 51:07joint, just going straight to the lungs the whole time. You're you're not
- 51:12drawing anything. Yeah I am. Then I think it's just dumb and what's
- 51:15the point of just putting it in my mouth? But the flavor, that's
- 51:20the whole point. Cigars. That ship's so like you can try to inhale
- 51:24it if you want, but that's like very hard if you inhale a cigar,
- 51:29even a little bit, which I have before, that ship gets you
- 51:32so lightheaded, bro. Yeah, See, that's why I don't see the
- 51:37point. And I'm I'm probably gonna inhale it on accident. Yeah, probably
- 51:39imagine a menthol cigar. I don't have that yet. I don't know,
- 51:44man, I don't think I've heard of that, But damn I would have
- 51:47thought like black people would have been on that ship. You see you've seen
- 51:52like Joe Rogan interview with uh Cat Williams. It was cool, it was
- 51:54slow, Cat Williams, it was a whole different interview than was sharp.
- 51:59Yeah, well, yeah, I didn't see this, but I'm just assuming
- 52:01Kat Williams didn't feel the need to be as loud. He's already gotten everything
- 52:07he had to say out. Now he can like kind of chill. He
- 52:09got he got to be on Rogans, literally got what he wanted. Yeah.
- 52:13I wasn't gonna say, well, he got the message out in that
- 52:15first one, so now he can kind of take a breath and like everything's
- 52:19like had time to like be processed by everybody. People pulled up all the
- 52:22receipts showing like what he was talking about on like it was a good episode.
- 52:27He went down the conspiracy rabbit hole for a little Yeah, sick,
- 52:30Yeah it was. It wasn't let me go burn every bridge, I know,
- 52:35Like that's what was he don't He's his own fucking bridge. What am
- 52:37I talking about? He's exposing the industry, dog, that's what he's doing.
- 52:42He's putting out there with Ryan Garcia acting like he's exposing the industry.
- 52:46Dude. Yesterday at work, I was doing something and one of the security
- 52:51guards was trying to talk to me about that, and I was like,
- 52:53like, I like I'm not Hispanic. Just look atlaspanol. But I uh,
- 53:05I like, I just like I was like doing a lot of computer
- 53:07work. I was in the mood, but like I'd seen that that guy
- 53:10was like fucking yelling Ryan Garcia what said they took him to the Bahamian Girl
- 53:15that they watch some ritual fucking rape of kids and he and he couldn't knock
- 53:22somebody out throughout the whole time. And he said he has a picture of
- 53:25aliens. It's just a bunch of trolling bullshit. And my thing is is
- 53:30like they took you to this place and they let you keep your phone fuck
- 53:35out of here. That to me is enough that I'm like, if there
- 53:37was like some wild fucking Illuminati whatever membership club thing where they're doing some really
- 53:44fucking heinous gross ship. You don't think they do a fucking phone collecting bin.
- 53:47We did phone collecting bins at fucking Sam Tripley show, and that,
- 53:52Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They're gonna do it. I believe me.
- 53:53And you did that there, Yeah, that he collected everybody's phones.
- 53:57Are you looking through all the phone all the dudes? I was like,
- 54:00I got the best this dude too unlocked the nudes. Did you say all
- 54:06the dudes are all the news, all the news, all the nude dudes?
- 54:08I misheard Foo. Sorry, I mean, well, look, you
- 54:13were in the right place. Made sense while looking through all those females.
- 54:15I'm just kidding. I would have locked the gang of phones. I would
- 54:20have locked they're all locked already, But I would have been like, you
- 54:22know how it says you've been timed out. All their phones don't unlock.
- 54:30No. I was kind of tripping out. I was stripping. I was
- 54:31like, what if you give someone the wrong phone? Dog? I was
- 54:35shipping out because right now I got I got crypto, and it's booming.
- 54:37Congress, I feel like old I need Did you sold all you sold all
- 54:43the day? If you look, if you don't look at your account,
- 54:45you'll be happy. I like that. That Exavier is like he's like,
- 54:47it's booming, but he never catches out. You don't have to. I
- 54:52got a bunch of peep. That ship went up crazy peep, Yeah,
- 54:54pep, whatever the that is, I'll show you she's crazy. I'm so
- 54:58happy lately, shout crypto, Go make you some money, sell some of
- 55:01it, sell some of it. I'm gonna hold oh mean, I'm still
- 55:07waiting for doge coin to do good. You got some of it? I
- 55:09mean I did as a joke when it came out. I should check it.
- 55:12It's up now, I guarantee you it's It's probably where you bought it
- 55:15at. I don't think doge coin's ever gonna go anywhere. Man ullspeek,
- 55:21I think fucked that up. Let's see what's up right, see our modern
- 55:25day Willie Wonker. Hey, what's up with that food? In installing that
- 55:29neuralink on some six months okay, six months ago? It's up one hundred
- 55:32and eighty six percent? Which one is doge? Doge? Honey? Check
- 55:37the doge dude, you're you're a fucking thousand er. Oh a thousand yo.
- 55:44I'm gonna call my mom ma. I'm a thousander. Can you believe
- 55:47it? You never thought your baby boy would have a thousand plus dollars one
- 55:51hundred and eighty six percent in the last six months. I didn't make my
- 55:53robin hood app That's what I'm saying. Jack you. I don't know if
- 55:57you guys have anything in there, but whatever you have, it's up.
- 55:59All I know it's has to be green. It's been Green is always the
- 56:01big coin. Yeah, Big one is the highest ever been. What's it
- 56:06right now? Nine? Ship? That is insane. My girlfriend was all
- 56:09happy about that. Sh Yeah, and I got I got ether. I
- 56:13got a good amount ether, so I'm got a lot of that. Ship
- 56:15too. One is good. We do Solana. It's got a text we
- 56:19do Solana. Salona's good too. Yeah, yeah, I was. I
- 56:23was all into into mana that decentraland because I remember when it was that that
- 56:29was a thing where people are going to be in v rn't gonna buy apartments
- 56:31and v R. I was all buying crypto into that. That was so
- 56:35funny. When that stupid n you got into te I'm so glad that I
- 56:43never ever has people here that promoted. I got into n f t S
- 56:47bro, I could not get into that. What I said to the n
- 56:52f t S, what's that? That's what I said to the Yeah,
- 56:55I can't do that. I can't the n f TS man. When I
- 56:59saw that crazy, I was like, good for anybody like cleaning up on
- 57:00this. I think I think it it is something that I understand, but
- 57:07I don't appreciate. So I'm not gonna shit on other people for getting down
- 57:09with it. But that culture was getting fucking weird. Bro Like, at
- 57:14the Dispenser I work out, this dude with a cane came in. He
- 57:16was talking about this like yacht party. He got to go on because he
- 57:19bought the fucking whatever the chimp shit is or fucking ape there you go.
- 57:25Yeah, uh, I don't know, man Like, it sounded kind of
- 57:30neat being biserved at a show for like a crypto thing. I don't know.
- 57:34It's just like or like NFT related thing. Shit's net. But I
- 57:37just man's dead. That's just dead. That was about his say when it
- 57:40When it came out, I was like like I was like I was one
- 57:45of those fucking like boomer people. That was just like I could just take
- 57:47a screenshot of that picture. Yeah, I saw it all. I was
- 57:53like, yeah, I'm good. I think there is something I let you
- 57:57next time it goes down, I'll let you and then you should buy.
- 57:58Trust me, I'll let you know when it goes all. Right now,
- 58:00you can't buy it. I will not tell you to buy right now.
- 58:01No one buy right now. It's like the est ever been. That means
- 58:05it's gotta go down. Yeah, I gotta go down. If it's the
- 58:07highest ever been and it's gotta go down, I think there's definitely not the
- 58:10best time to buy. It's funny because I always like to think about just
- 58:14like not even just meta specifically, but just like a digital world, so
- 58:19like that NFT ship might matter when we have a little bit more. Yeah
- 58:22know, I think it was when we can be physically immersed more in it.
- 58:25Like they got the fucking Apple thing going on now, which is you
- 58:29know sick? Have you put it on it? You're white? I know
- 58:30you probably have a friend. No, I haven't played one yet. I
- 58:32want to. Yeah, I want to check it out. Iin't got no
- 58:35hate on it. They're three grand. You have to have a homie that's
- 58:37got some Luke go to my mom. He has I know how he's for
- 58:44him. No, Actually, if you know something the Apple, they get
- 58:46a fifty of one item once a year. If I don't know if it's
- 58:52still like that so off one, I don't, And I bet you it
- 58:54excludes that. I guarantee you. There's these always rules like when you work
- 58:58at these plays a man. When I worked at Apple. When I worked
- 59:00at Apple, there was no, hole, you worked that Apple dog.
- 59:04Of course I worked everywhere. He worked at Google too, or you two?
- 59:07No, I know, I did Facebook see close enough another fucking elite
- 59:12shit. I worked the Meta but meta but no, uh but when I
- 59:19worked at When I worked at Apple, there was no holds. It was
- 59:22just like you just got like you had your employee discount, but you had
- 59:24once a year fifty whatever. You have that thousand dollar computer. Well I
- 59:30got my homiecause I was like, I was broke, so I was like
- 59:31ten thousand dollars, my bad, ten thousand. You have a ten thousand
- 59:35dollars Apple has a ten thousand dollars computer. The So yeah, I helped
- 59:37my homie get the I think the one that helped him get was like three
- 59:40thousand and so he paid fifteen hundred for it. Is that it? It
- 59:45was like right when they started doing the Intel processors. But anyways, that's
- 59:47all boring. But yeah, yeah, so so yeah, if you got
- 59:51a homie that works at Apple, man see if you can throw them fifteen
- 59:53hundred for a fucking meta set. At what price would you buy these?
- 1:00:00I'm gonna hit you up right now. He's like, I had the Apple
- 1:00:01Vision pay twelve hundred, you'd give up to one hundred und but you keep
- 1:00:07better to reseill it. You are you hustling it. I'm talking not to
- 1:00:10keep it. I'm talking like you're you want it for yourself, Like the
- 1:00:13homie three Eyes got me an oculus while Ago and I play so sick,
- 1:00:16I've been playing it like a lot more, lady, because I kind of
- 1:00:19didn't really play it, but I just go on there to kill people.
- 1:00:21Do you ever get nauseous? No? I got so nauseous doing Google Earth.
- 1:00:25But it's because like Google Earth. Google Earth is like yo, do
- 1:00:30some like r s O or some shrooms, like just get really fucking faded.
- 1:00:36Go on Google Earth on your uh oculus and like, first off,
- 1:00:44like you can like go anywhere in the city, like places like New York
- 1:00:45and l A are gonna be a little bit more. Can I go vandalize
- 1:00:49Exce's house? You probably just go, Like I feel like if you like,
- 1:00:52yeah, you can probably like go outside like look at it and like
- 1:00:55pee on something and pretend you're peeing on his house. But you know,
- 1:01:00uh, But like the other cool thing is that you can do this like
- 1:01:06zoomed out version. So like imagine you're just looking at Earth, like you
- 1:01:10see the wall here up against the fucking wall. Imagine that's just Earth,
- 1:01:15and you look up and you don't really see an end, and you look
- 1:01:16down and you don't really see an end. That's like as zoomed out as
- 1:01:20you can get. And you can like play with the planet and like swivel
- 1:01:23it and then like pick a place to dive in and choose like where the
- 1:01:27sun is so like what time of day. Like it's really really fun and
- 1:01:30weird. It's just a good way to be stoned and just do nothing.
- 1:01:34But some of those motions are so like abrupt and swift and just very reactive
- 1:01:39to your hands that it can make you a little nauseous. Since you used
- 1:01:44that, I've never used one in both of you guys doing how long till
- 1:01:46that's like unbelievably like real. They're coming out with the did you see the
- 1:01:52imagineer that came out with the floor that that moves. It's like a bunch
- 1:01:57of tiles I'm already picturing, and they move while you walk so you can
- 1:02:00run on it exactly. Because this dude shows first, he sits in a
- 1:02:04chair and he lets the floor, move him around in the chair, and
- 1:02:07then he gets up and he's like, oh yeah, like walking in place
- 1:02:10like a treadmill, but it's a bunch of different little tile So I think
- 1:02:14whenever they get that, I think that's gonna be the first thing. Then
- 1:02:17I feel like they're probably gonna like, no, no. What I mean
- 1:02:22by that is you can't buy that for your pat that well, the thing
- 1:02:28that that imagineer. No, but the thing that that guy that imagineer made
- 1:02:32that could work in your home you live in a version like it's made for
- 1:02:37like you know those crazy movie sets right now where they're like they project the
- 1:02:43background and it moves with the camera and ship, so you get all the
- 1:02:45depth of the field and everything. I think they're designing it for that so
- 1:02:49that people can walk on those sets and have an animated background. Would you
- 1:02:52have that at your house? Us? I would, Oh yeah, yeah,
- 1:02:55you'd buy like a gaming experience. If he didn't take it on that
- 1:02:59ship, that'd be tight. But we have to be athletic for that,
- 1:03:02and not that you're not. But that's not a game for anybody because if
- 1:03:05you now you really got to jump and ship, you know what I mean?
- 1:03:07Bro? More like control, because that's what was cool at one point.
- 1:03:09You like, I don't have to like this arcade I used to go
- 1:03:13to back in the nineties. They had this fucking teching thing where you stood
- 1:03:16in front of the camera and it would read that sounds fun to you,
- 1:03:19guys, it was really hard. I mean, like you really think,
- 1:03:23like you you'd want to you'd want to be able to play FIFA and have
- 1:03:28this thing where you run. Why would I not just play soccer at that
- 1:03:30point? I wouldn't want to do that. No, Like the cool part
- 1:03:32is you're sitting down and I'm playing soccer, but I'm not, Like if
- 1:03:37I have a thing where I have to run and they're like I have to
- 1:03:38jump ahead of the ball, would like maybe for the free kicks or something
- 1:03:42like that. Okay, Okay, I'm wondering. I'm wondering how like how
- 1:03:45crazy that is at that point, Like, why don't you just go do
- 1:03:46the activity I really want to. You're about to get scored one of the
- 1:03:51foods that the yeah, I want to do. Uh, you should play
- 1:03:55Skyrim on your OCU list, Dude, Jesus, that's such a Oh,
- 1:04:00that's just a big open world game. Dog, it's so fucking long.
- 1:04:02You're not gonna beat there. I'll tell you that much. The game where
- 1:04:04like when you die, you die, that's it. You got no,
- 1:04:08no, no, no, no, no no no. Skyrim isis is
- 1:04:12the one that you die and you gotta start over. And I forget what
- 1:04:15that is. But I know what you're talking about. If he does no
- 1:04:17checkpoints, No, but uh, Skyrim on on the Oculus or like Skyrim
- 1:04:25VR looks fucking sick, dude. Yeah, it's an open world world.
- 1:04:30It's all medieval and ship and you get like dragon powers. But yeah,
- 1:04:34it looks sick. Man, Like, I love that game and you can
- 1:04:36beat it. No, it's just a very hard game. It's long,
- 1:04:40it's long. I can't beat it's super it's I can't do that. They
- 1:04:43got multiple story points, He's like, I mean, if you stick to
- 1:04:45just the main story, you can knock it out pretty quickly, but they
- 1:04:47have so many like side story. He can't beat it. It's it's a.
- 1:04:51It's a he's one of those one. He's one of those guys that
- 1:04:54wants to get on. Oh yeah, you got it already on Spider Man.
- 1:04:58What I tell you, I don't I give a fuck while getting all
- 1:05:00the coins, get rid of all the symbios. Yeah, so that game
- 1:05:03is Scotty sky Rim. If you're even gonna do a dog just be know
- 1:05:06that you're gonna commit yourself, especially if you like it, because there's a
- 1:05:09lot of side quests. I've heard a lot about that game. I was,
- 1:05:12I was looking at this Jurassic Park game in there. That looks pretty
- 1:05:15cool. Have a Jurassic Park game for the occulus. You ever play the
- 1:05:19Jurassic Park game on the s N E S Damn, I don't think so.
- 1:05:25Yeah, yeah, that's yeah. I remember that ship bro with the
- 1:05:28yeah, yeah little characters. Yeah, it was hard. I remember that
- 1:05:31ship the soundtrack on it. Yeah, you have the good soundtrack. It's
- 1:05:34kind of scary, especially when you'd be in the volcano level. Put up
- 1:05:39some game playing for that show, I mean for that game. Hey,
- 1:05:43Like I was huge into this, like and I said, like, I
- 1:05:45was always like a hidden nerd because I tried to be the cool guy in
- 1:05:47high school. But I love like I'd go home and watch I ain know
- 1:05:50nerd and I used to go home and watch G four all the time.
- 1:05:55Oh, the Attack of the show with Olivia mon whoever the other guy don't
- 1:06:00get fun sesslor God damn respect Sesslerank. You're right, I do respect him.
- 1:06:11He's he. It's because back then, you know why G four was
- 1:06:13so important, because you had fifty bucks every four to three four months to
- 1:06:16buy a video game. You needed to get the best one, because you
- 1:06:19didn't want to get a flop and wish your parents' money because you had for
- 1:06:24I got one good game every three or four months and be like, they
- 1:06:26will give you the prices, prices, rate the game, rate them,
- 1:06:30and be like, hey and the price. Yeah, he can we just
- 1:06:31do that, yo. I'm down to do more video game centric show,
- 1:06:36especially now that I'm gaming a lot more. I fucking yeah, dude,
- 1:06:40four call it. I passed the fucking instead of G four E four for
- 1:06:44he's on E four. He I passed and I passed the straight? What
- 1:06:49are you beat? Straight? Yeah? Yeah, it's like a short game,
- 1:06:51but it's funny. It's a short game, but it's First of all,
- 1:06:55you didn't tell me it was a critically fucking thinking game. Bro.
- 1:06:57I was like, oh, I didn't know that, dude. That'sh ship
- 1:07:00was so hard. I'm not I'm not good at puzzles, so like I
- 1:07:03like was walking around the same rules, like where the fuck is the scarf?
- 1:07:06Just a cat to get out of here safe. Yeah, you guys
- 1:07:11know Olivia Mun's married with a child moment. Yeah, that's what people do
- 1:07:15when they grow up. I know, it's that moment in my life,
- 1:07:19Dude. I watched you for my whole life into this little Asian fetish things
- 1:07:24to her. If I can just give you something positive that comes from that,
- 1:07:28her titties are going to be bigger. I know. Yeah, just
- 1:07:31don't fall I don't. I don't follow her and let you. I might
- 1:07:35go give her a follow. Thank you. Reminded me about that rock and
- 1:07:41followed her. She said what I do, and just get pregnant. Bye.
- 1:07:45That's the that's the gameplay from the fucking Jurassic Park game right there.
- 1:07:47Oh ship, That ship was ahead of its fucking time. Bro. I
- 1:07:50remember playing that ship. Bro, I played that on the computer. I'm
- 1:07:56or something. I'm a man. I should have bought that Nintendo system.
- 1:08:00It was in Japan. They had a yellow yellow system and I didn't know
- 1:08:05that it was limited release, And now I see it when at the stores
- 1:08:09they have here in America that are based on that. And I was like,
- 1:08:11great, now it's start tripling. Did you happen to see a like
- 1:08:15a shiny goal? I was looking for that one piece one that shiny gold
- 1:08:19legend of Zelda game. Yeah, it was in a case and there it
- 1:08:25was. It was money. Damn, like ab switch on the back.
- 1:08:30I saw this. Uh. They had like every game and they had this
- 1:08:32one game that I remember that was kind of crazy PlayStation game. It was
- 1:08:38n b A It was an NBA game that had a piece of basketball on
- 1:08:41the cover. I remember that, like an actual like yeah, I remember
- 1:08:48that and it was PlayStation one, PlayStation one, bro, And I was
- 1:08:51like, oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah yeah, yeah
- 1:08:55yeah, Like it was called NBA Jam or something NBA Jam yeah, and
- 1:09:00it had the actual texture on it. Yeah yeah. And I was like,
- 1:09:02what the fuck? That ship was fucking sick, bro. Damn.
- 1:09:08I saw somebody do a custom pair of shoes or was it mischief? Somebody
- 1:09:12somebody's putting out some shoes that are made out of that basketball leather like at
- 1:09:15that whole text that ship looks look. I was like, damn, I
- 1:09:19really want a pair of shoes with some basketball texture on them. That shit
- 1:09:24looks gnarly. Hey, what's the tallest person you've seen? That's that was
- 1:09:27Japanese. I know, I was fucking random. I don't know where it
- 1:09:31was. There was like the only food that I saw that was really tall,
- 1:09:34but he has to be full Japanese. No, you don't know,
- 1:09:38but like he was walking around and honestly food. The biggest person I saw
- 1:09:44there was as big ass nigga bro, like I'm talking about like bro like
- 1:09:47this, like he like this, like like yo, he's like because he
- 1:09:51said, what's up, my nigga? Like you know, like he was
- 1:09:54like and I was just like, you know, like like but he was
- 1:09:57fucking huge, bro, like he he had to be some kind of athlete.
- 1:10:00Me and my lady. I saw him at the Pokemon I wanted to
- 1:10:03record for. I wanted to record him like like look at this up to
- 1:10:06look good, bro, but like I was like this, suck me up.
- 1:10:09I ain't even be about to fuck around like he could have for sure
- 1:10:12tall Japanese, But no tallest person I saw over there, Yeah, what's
- 1:10:16the tall Japanese are they? Like? Are they? It was just like
- 1:10:18they were all kind of short bro. But there was this one like slinky
- 1:10:21motherfucker that was walking around the basketball store where I brought my hookas shoes at
- 1:10:26and I was just and like he was just he must have been a basketball
- 1:10:29player, but like he was six he was well over six three. Okay,
- 1:10:32okay, not that that's not even that tall, That's what I said.
- 1:10:34No, he was well over that I could but like you could tell
- 1:10:38that. I was like, hey, fool like because you'll see people like
- 1:10:40here in La that that's not that tall six three in La, Like yeah,
- 1:10:45but but you'll see some tall I know, I know that's tall,
- 1:10:47but like like it's literally a foot taller than me. I know, but
- 1:10:53I know. I'm just saying I don't know. I see some really tall
- 1:10:55people like like wherever I go, and I'm like, I'm not the tallest
- 1:10:59every where I go and I'm six feet. I'm trying to say, I
- 1:11:01don't feel tall ever. I know I'm tall, but I'm not. I'm
- 1:11:04never like short people. Like That's what I'm saying. Like I always used
- 1:11:10to feel tall when I was younger, and then I just like I ran
- 1:11:12into taller people. Yeah, I don't feel tall at all, I just
- 1:11:15feel like and I feel like a normal like I mean, I'm just I'm
- 1:11:17in the middle. It's a little higher than usual. But I want to
- 1:11:20consider myself tall person. That's why I was saying in Japan, you're looking
- 1:11:24tall, right, yeah, for sure. What I'm trying to say,
- 1:11:26like, how did you feel like? Because I feel pretty and they're like,
- 1:11:29oh no, you're I was for sure tall, and like a lot
- 1:11:31of ship really didn't Like I did find out ship that it did fit me
- 1:11:35and ship that did not. So it was there is stuff that does fit
- 1:11:39me over there, and it was not in the Sumo store. It's at
- 1:11:43the regular store. Yeah. But there was a lot of stuff that I
- 1:11:47wanted to get but I didn't get because it was all sold out, Like
- 1:11:49there was so many Pokemon Center jackets. All I know is next time,
- 1:11:54bro, Like next year when I go, I'm gonna fucking take like two
- 1:11:59my lettas, gonna put little one and a big one empty yeah empty,
- 1:12:03yeah, and then I'm just gonna take like the like the other one with
- 1:12:06just like I'm gonna do it like like how white people do it. I'm
- 1:12:10like the same pair of jeans like for three days you know, so I
- 1:12:12know you. I know you bought clicking rockies like sounds right, and I
- 1:12:16know you bought ship to sell like to resell, but like you don't have
- 1:12:19to say, but like more did you say? Because I balled out?
- 1:12:26I balled out more. I spent money, like not a lot, but
- 1:12:29like I had the budget that I had, I just spend it all.
- 1:12:30So I know, like stuff out there is huge, not in Tokyo.
- 1:12:35You're in Tokyo that's like probably an hour and a half away from the city.
- 1:12:39No, Penelton's out there. Yeah, there's a there's a big Pendleton
- 1:12:42culture out there, bro Like there was actual yeah, like there was,
- 1:12:46Like there's a lot of stores like in how did Youuku? And in like
- 1:12:50uh like some places some of these little boutiques. Yeah, in the city
- 1:12:56of Ua might have like little stores where they have like all America and ship
- 1:13:00like there because they're very big fans of like Elvis and like old school like
- 1:13:04old school Americana, So they have the they have the Pendletons in those kind
- 1:13:09of stories and the biggest size they have is like you would have got you
- 1:13:12could have gone over there, came back with some sick ass ship but it's
- 1:13:15pricey because it's shipped from like when George used a gang bang like like you
- 1:13:19could tell that these patterns are not the ones that are being in Gunterros right
- 1:13:23now. These are not the same ones. These are Like, Yeah,
- 1:13:26bro, I was gonna say, like, next time, are you going
- 1:13:28to take stuff with you from here and then like sell it out there and
- 1:13:31make some money and then buy. I was yeah, like because now that
- 1:13:34I know there's buy and sell, like I really thought about, like especially
- 1:13:36now that I go to the Swami getting a bunch of Levi's. Oo,
- 1:13:41they want Levi's out. They buy and sell Levi's like crazy. But it's
- 1:13:46not just everyone. This might be stupid And the answer yeah, all made
- 1:13:51in America, right, I don't know. It's a good question question.
- 1:13:55Actually, that's not a dumb question. For one you used to be in
- 1:13:59America. Hey, that's a pretty good question because according to Levi, Strauss
- 1:14:08and Company, as of twoenty nineteen, Levi's are made a number of developing
- 1:14:13countries such as Bangladesh, Yeah, JB, Sri Lanka, Vietnam, and
- 1:14:19Indonesia, not China. That don't make sense. I'm not Japanese. That's
- 1:14:25why you still want it. That's why I said not all of them,
- 1:14:28because like, yeah you want the American, they want the American one.
- 1:14:30That's why, like a lot of the vintage shit is out there. But
- 1:14:32yeah, there is a store out there that does have all American shit.
- 1:14:36And I did, I you know, I did kind of what's up?
- 1:14:39I have a brand. But the thing is, like the fashion out there,
- 1:14:42like it's kind of hard, bro Like, I don't think any it's
- 1:14:45hard for any like Americans here to really kind of get into it because it's
- 1:14:48they don't have no freedom of self expression through through their clothing, bro because
- 1:14:53they're raised a certain a certain way since they're younger. Bro Like, the
- 1:14:57reason their gangsters wear like suits is because that's just Japanese culture, bro Like,
- 1:15:00it's not they've been raised to wear suits since the little kid. No
- 1:15:02one is wearing pajamas. Nobody's walking with crocs and sweats and fucking god like,
- 1:15:09literally, nobody's walking around with crocs, sweats and fucking like like some
- 1:15:14oversized fucking shirt even like the fun what about a track suit? There's nobody
- 1:15:18wearing tracksuits? What you wear? What we like? What are you wearing
- 1:15:24on a radio track. Look, there's some foods there that fucking will dress
- 1:15:28hip hop style, bro, but it's very it's very classic, like kind
- 1:15:31of like run DMC era that's a track suit like like but not like that,
- 1:15:34like with the puffy jacket and certain kind of jeans and stuff like that.
- 1:15:38What are people wearing on a rainy day? You know how big ass
- 1:15:41jacket jeans always somewhat it's rare jeans. It's it's it's mostly slacks or plaids
- 1:15:47and like, and they're usually wearing like a lot of walking shoes, kind
- 1:15:50of like the ones I got like hookahs, like that's that's kind of like
- 1:15:54the because they always walking. Yeah, a lot of dress shoes. There
- 1:15:58is the Air Force one culture is pretty big out there, but it's mostly
- 1:16:00bitches wearing it. Because every time in the subway, I would just look
- 1:16:02at people's shoes. I'll be like, I'm sure, dude, that was
- 1:16:05my favorite thing in China, but I was looking for Yeah, probably's just
- 1:16:09looking at people's shoes judging. I was looking at all the fucking fake ones.
- 1:16:12Though I saw some off white Adidas yeezis they had the fucking like the
- 1:16:15Virgil elblow like inside print like baby two. I was like, that is
- 1:16:19incredible. I want to pair. Yeah, like I just I just I
- 1:16:24don't know. It's like they like their brands, bro. They have cool
- 1:16:27ship, like the most expressive ship that I saw in a brand out there,
- 1:16:30And honestly, I'm not a big fan of this brand. It's babe.
- 1:16:33I don't funk with it. It's ugly. I like, how that's
- 1:16:36what you got me last trip? Yeah, but you're like kind of like
- 1:16:40a fashion kind of guy. Bro. Yeah, Like like I appreciate you
- 1:16:45going in there and just be No. I got that. I got that
- 1:16:46at the I got that at the bookstore. This time. I went to
- 1:16:49like the actual Babe store and they were like the only store that was like
- 1:16:51you can't record it here, And I was like, what fuck this store?
- 1:16:54Y'all got ug shit? Anyways, I was like yeah, but I
- 1:16:58was like it's okay, it's not bro. I didn't like, I'm not
- 1:17:00gonna pay that much for some fucking weird ass camo no, like or like
- 1:17:06some imitation Air Force one b. Yeah. All the fucking pairs of dunks
- 1:17:13out there were literally I'm sorry of bapes were literally pairs of rock has of
- 1:17:18dunks, but they just didn't have a star on them, right right.
- 1:17:21It was so stupid and I'm just like, there's a lawsuit coming, heren,
- 1:17:24you explain to me how that is in a lawsuit. No, they've
- 1:17:26been around for too long. No, No, it's coming. It's coming,
- 1:17:28bro Nike. Yeah, Nike has been suing a lot of motherfuckers lately
- 1:17:32because of that, because we don't read forms food. It's right up.
- 1:17:40What's the rundown with that for the finance section anywhere? Period? I don't
- 1:17:44I don't know how they get away with that because yeah, like the original
- 1:17:48babes to is just an air Force one with a star instead of a check.
- 1:17:53I'm not sure how they got away with that, because there are a
- 1:17:56lot of these companies that Nike is cracking down on. You, Like,
- 1:18:00I read that they had some conflict at some point, but I don't know
- 1:18:06why. They just never like had thrown the towel with that. But yeah,
- 1:18:12that's it is what it is. A few years ago, Levi's and
- 1:18:15Wranglers soda made in USA Jean for over two hundred dollars, but a recent
- 1:18:21search shows both have been discontinued. Damn yep not paying two hundred dollars for
- 1:18:28jeans. You get the fuck out of here with that ship. But it's
- 1:18:30nice. I don't give a fuck, bro. Like I remember Lucky hold
- 1:18:33On, I remember Wranglers, baby, like I remember this Lucky brand jean
- 1:18:38like with the brand Yeah yeah, like Buddha is that's not Is that Lucky
- 1:18:43brand too? Yeah? Okay, So I remember when they were at Glendale
- 1:18:46Food and I remember I wasn't checking a pair when the Bertie came out.
- 1:18:49They were like one hundred and fifty bucks. Bro, like that Bertie and
- 1:18:54the story Bertie came out. Bro. I got two pairs at Ross the
- 1:18:57other day for twenty five dollars each, bro, And I was just like,
- 1:19:00fuck you. I got it at Rass. I mean there's nothing wrong
- 1:19:05with it. No, man, I I buy most of my Levis and
- 1:19:10bullshit from uh. Is that you who is reading? I was busy reading
- 1:19:16this. You lost suit orse for fashion Bape? Are you saying checking out
- 1:19:23the Bapes checking it out? Yeah? I think they just got sued recently,
- 1:19:26So I think I think I think you're right. You are going to
- 1:19:29become valuable, bro, Like Bape is like for people like a way like
- 1:19:33those are those are the kind of foods that fucking go crazy over it.
- 1:19:38It's one of those, man. I think it's just like I kind of
- 1:19:41I look at Bape the same way I look at Supreme. I think it's
- 1:19:44neat, But fuck out of here. I'm not spending boukou bucks on a
- 1:19:49label. You know. I will spend good money on something that a trucker
- 1:19:55hat. Remember, you know, like I'll like, well, okay,
- 1:19:57so like I tell like goofy purchases I've been making lately, is anytime I
- 1:20:01find a good pair of the Yeezy Adidas, specifically the seven hundreds, I
- 1:20:06will buy them because that is the most comfortable fucking show I've ever worn in
- 1:20:10my life. And I know they're not making anymore. So that's like,
- 1:20:14that's the thing where I'm like, I will spend the money. I'll spend
- 1:20:16like crazy. The most comfortable shoe I ever put on was an orthopedic brand,
- 1:20:20you know, I was, yeah, like a brand, the Hookah
- 1:20:24shoe brand, the Hookah. I'll have to try those, I say.
- 1:20:26A lot of old people wearing them, yeah, you know what, They're
- 1:20:29becoming a lot of popular and the young young too. I wear them too
- 1:20:32about these in Japan. They're like, they look like work shoes, bro,
- 1:20:35but honestly, like for the shit that I need to get done and
- 1:20:39just to be not fuck up my other shoes. If I'm not going out
- 1:20:41of dinner. It's cool, bro. How much are they? They're like
- 1:20:44a buck fifty brok pretty average. But I'm also I'm also looking into buying
- 1:20:48those new Balances, the ones that look like really super dash shoes, but
- 1:20:51they're like, but they're so comfortable, dude, I was thinking about those.
- 1:20:55I don't know. I might go shoe shopping this weekend. All take
- 1:20:59me sneaker shop? Would you sometime? Let's do a blog, Yeah,
- 1:21:01I'd love that. It'd be fun and people are gonna be like, man,
- 1:21:03you got lame shoe taste, But honestly, my shoe taste, my
- 1:21:06shoe taste is like every It's everywhere, though, bro, because I have
- 1:21:12like, like so many pairs of sneakers that are just all different and they're
- 1:21:15very their their own way. This isn't a guilt trip question. But have
- 1:21:18you worn those new Balance I got you for Christmas? Yeah? Warm twice
- 1:21:21cozy? Are those good? Because I was looking at those? Yeah?
- 1:21:25No, those are cool, okay, because I have like a pair of
- 1:21:26the nine nineties and I actually need as much as I don't like white shoes,
- 1:21:30I needed a pair of white shoes to rock shirt and fits. So
- 1:21:32yeah, it worked out. It was funny because those are the all white
- 1:21:35right yeah. Yeah, they had like a white with like a dash of
- 1:21:38orange and them. I was like, that's really that's very like more like
- 1:21:41Chinese guy buying them on sale. Yeah yeah, I was like that was
- 1:21:44always like white and gray, like you can you can put that like you
- 1:21:46know, you know when you go to Ross and you see all those like
- 1:21:49highlighter yellow Nike shorts or fucking highlighter orange, he is the fu fucking worse
- 1:21:56to throwing highlighter colors into already amazing color. But you know who's buying those
- 1:22:00Chinese foods dog like yesterday food. I went to Ross to go see to
- 1:22:03go look for uh more of these hookah shoes because I know sometimes it's rare,
- 1:22:08so I go to the Asian spots because they don't really buy the hype
- 1:22:10ship sometimes. But like I I went there and I was like, man,
- 1:22:14no hookahs, And I seen this like Asian dude who was like,
- 1:22:15who's like trying to buy some sandals? Right? And I was like,
- 1:22:18all right, there's a bunch of sound. I was like, what is
- 1:22:19this guy buying? Buys the most orange fucking with red and fucking yellow Champion
- 1:22:29fucking h slippers, bro, And they were like the loudest motherfuckers ever.
- 1:22:32And he's like some old Chinese dude on the deal I saw, I bought
- 1:22:40some. I bought some louder steal. Anyways, he did scan it before
- 1:22:44he bought it, so but then again I saw the ones he was wearing.
- 1:22:46I was like, damn, bro, were you born with these?
- 1:22:47Like you need Rossilver House Ross will Ever House self checkout. Yeah, it's
- 1:22:53called stealing. Yeah, Foo's doing all the time. That went to Ross
- 1:23:00and the line was just so fat for like no, he for like a
- 1:23:03candle though I went in there and bought like a candle. I just needed
- 1:23:06a candle, like my room spells like ass. And the fucking line was
- 1:23:10so fucking because you haven't the Ross lines always get Yeah. But I went
- 1:23:16in there and I bought some week ass non fucking flavor by use looms candles
- 1:23:20at Ross and I bout like two three of them at once for my pad
- 1:23:24and dog, the line was just so fat and for once I was like,
- 1:23:27can we have self checkout? But you I should have just told them
- 1:23:29like you said now you know, you know, to really answer your question.
- 1:23:32Though, they do have a self checkout at Ross. Yeah, and
- 1:23:34they have a security guard standing right there in front. But I'm like,
- 1:23:39the fuck is the point of a dog if it's not gonna bite the bark
- 1:23:44canionship? No, I'm just saying like, if it's not gonna bite like
- 1:23:46a guard dog, Like, what the fuck? Why where are we even?
- 1:23:49Like, I'm just depends why you acquire a companion for any reason.
- 1:23:54No, I'm saying like, uh, like a security I bet that in
- 1:23:56the metaphor, like a security like a security guard, like why do you
- 1:23:59have him at Ross? And like legally they can't even do shit? Like
- 1:24:01you know, but you know, but you know what's crazy stuff. Some
- 1:24:06security guards don't funk around like you hire those old school Mexican security guards.
- 1:24:11They have it the little Tokyo plaza. The motherfuckers look like they'll shoot you,
- 1:24:14bro. Well, the other thing is like like that motherfuckers of alre
- 1:24:17reason I've been waiting for this moment bro finally anyway soon Yeah, like they're
- 1:24:23all saying it is bro. So like they'll be like, like I was
- 1:24:29gonna say, you know, first off, most crime is opportunistic, like
- 1:24:32you know, I'm fucking guilty that ship if you know, not as of
- 1:24:36like the past ten years, but like when I was younger, if there's
- 1:24:41an opportunity to like steal something just because there's unattended and there's a good time,
- 1:24:45you know, perfect setup whatever, like fuck it, I'm taking it.
- 1:24:47So that's a lot of crimes. So if you've got a security guard
- 1:24:49there, it's like, all right, there's eyes, there's somebody watching.
- 1:24:51Fuck it, it's not worth it. But now I still fucking tell them
- 1:24:56I have two avocados when I have like seven. Well, okay, I
- 1:25:02gotta charge them somehow for the self checkout. But what do you call it?
- 1:25:06Uh? Well it's not like ross, but what do you call it?
- 1:25:10Uh? Burlington co Factory, the one up in Sherman Oaks. Dude,
- 1:25:14they it's like a dispensary. They will not like there's a guard there.
- 1:25:17They got the little fucking like the rope oh to let you in.
- 1:25:21Yeah. Yeah, A lot of stories have that now and then they say,
- 1:25:24like there's signs all over the store. That's like we prosecute shoplifters,
- 1:25:28does not matter how much. So I think, like I think with all
- 1:25:31the smash and grabs and everything like that, a lot of these stores are
- 1:25:33either putting the shit behind plastic and locking it up or they're having uh like
- 1:25:39dispensary style checking. Somebody said, not gonna lie. So does that be
- 1:25:44winning this snatch up purse just for the rush? I mean you could.
- 1:25:49There's no one's really stopping you from you to do that. But let us
- 1:25:54know how that goes if you do it. Yeah, I wouldn't do it
- 1:25:55in Canada, for go to jail, get in trouble out there, unless
- 1:26:00you're doing it in like the area where like top Boy, what's film that
- 1:26:02nobody cares. Hey, let's let's read the super chats and then let's see
- 1:26:08if we have any voicemails the show. We got Aton on the chat.
- 1:26:11What's up? Aton? Is he downstairs? It's corporal to the game,
- 1:26:15y'all. No, remember one time we took like a bus to the game.
- 1:26:20It's puppy going to the game too, most likely show. All right,
- 1:26:25I'm Marie the first one right now from Luis Rometo. Shout out from
- 1:26:30Boston, same team, same team, same team, shout out. Shout
- 1:26:35out to you all the way in Boston. Shout out to Boston. Next
- 1:26:40one, Rolando of Alen, what up homies, Yo, Rob much love
- 1:26:45from South Texas at X at X represent enjoy South By. I'm sad I
- 1:26:53won't be there for is that is that this weekend that's coming up. It's
- 1:26:57I think this next week starts it, or it started this weekend already because
- 1:27:01it's two weeks, but the last week is always on Saint Patty's. So
- 1:27:05shout out to Mexican ote. I like the Little Rappers beefing with the La
- 1:27:11Rapper too, right now, Mexican teacher dude that onwards they don't have ours
- 1:27:16probably yeah, I said, I interview him that he came in deeping with
- 1:27:20the lefty play yeah yeah, and now it's becoming in La Texas ship.
- 1:27:26Yeah it was over. He was like, I didn't know I had that
- 1:27:28much love. You're in l A. Oh No, that guy is incredible
- 1:27:30and I guess let to be honest, bro, like I don't know,
- 1:27:33something is off about that lefty gun play guy like you ever see it.
- 1:27:38He's he's gonna he's gonna end up on in jail, locked up some something
- 1:27:41like that, Like because I'm I'm like, they like, I like how
- 1:27:44all these other food pages are really trying to like we're gonna try to unite
- 1:27:47him. I'm like food like no for real, Like they're doing some so
- 1:27:50they're like, let's unite the foods are beefy, and I'm just like,
- 1:27:54this motherfucker is the type of motherfucker that's gonna smoke, tweak and try to
- 1:27:58shoot the other motherfucker. He has aspiratious to go somewhere with his career.
- 1:28:02You saw Raider on Adam twenty two. Yeah, he's trying to. He's
- 1:28:06trying to become a regular there. He's he's the new dude knows the new
- 1:28:10dud knows what they did. I just said. Adam was like, I
- 1:28:13need a Mexican. You're in a Mexican and I need to somehow get the
- 1:28:16Mexican community cool with saying somewhat gay ship. Yeah, so he's like,
- 1:28:19let me get raidhur Yeah I did see that. Now he has that major
- 1:28:25on there, a little midget mage it fell. That was funny. That
- 1:28:30was I was laughing at that ship. See, but I don't want a
- 1:28:32rowdy major, bro, I want to major with dreams starting. He threw
- 1:28:35ship Adam twenty two. That's rowdy. Yeah, that's what I said,
- 1:28:39just like the major we had. Why they all rowdy? Do they literally
- 1:28:42come in here trying to show like, oh, look, I'm bigger than
- 1:28:44you. The homie that we had over, if you remember, was drinking
- 1:28:48a lot for his fucking size, you know, and he started grabbing easels
- 1:28:53blood at one point. Remember you just said give me that. And he's
- 1:28:56wanted to check that phone, yeah, the little person. Yeah, and
- 1:29:00then he wanted to do cokay with us, Yeah, even though he said
- 1:29:02he does it. Yeah, sounds round. Now he's got a baby that's
- 1:29:06the size of him. He got a baby. He got a bitch,
- 1:29:10normal sized chick. Congo, very happy, definitely, congrats to him.
- 1:29:14You got a normal chick pregnant. When you're you get a normal chick pregnant,
- 1:29:16is normal? Dog? No, he's he's just smaller, dude,
- 1:29:19that's it. That's he's on. Congrats right for that fool, forgetting a
- 1:29:26normal chick. Yeah right, yeahratulations When a fucking midget gets the scores of
- 1:29:31normal sized chick. That's what I was saying. That's a fucking did he
- 1:29:34yes, the dream. That's a home run, right Like your dad's proud,
- 1:29:38your mom's proud, the squad's proud. Do you think the battle?
- 1:29:43That's what I'm wondering too. Bro, mean, he don't get money on
- 1:29:45it. That's a great gamble. You guys got like up, we were
- 1:29:51just fucking around that. Come on, do it, man, bet on
- 1:29:56this baby. I remember that said he thought he was going to be raking
- 1:30:00the basketball team next time from Yeah, because he thought he was gonna be
- 1:30:03tall, Like you don't find out your because he grew up with two normal
- 1:30:06parents, so you know you like, I don't know if you can find
- 1:30:10out like doctors. But he didn't find out. He said he literally was
- 1:30:13like in third grade, ready to become a basketball player. Yeah, sixth
- 1:30:15grade, ready to become a basketball player. And he's taller and everybody in
- 1:30:18fifth grade, and he was like next year on playing basketball, and then
- 1:30:21he was like, oh man, oh he had the early growth. For
- 1:30:25all that, we felt bad for him. He's not He's not that short
- 1:30:29either. If you look at him, he's just four four five. Okay,
- 1:30:34we're just little, but he's not like we're not but he's not.
- 1:30:38He's no hossible. It was housible. You've never kept up with him,
- 1:30:41like you not. He just kind of went quiet after that scandal where he
- 1:30:44like they accused him of like hitting his cats. It's a hitting cat scandal
- 1:30:49that made him go quiet on the You know what, though, if has
- 1:30:55bullets hitting his cats, you know he has to be like balled up fighting
- 1:30:58them on their fucking live too, So you can't be mad at it.
- 1:31:01You think that guy's capping right now, j G in the chat room?
- 1:31:04Fuck? You think JG in the chat rooms cap And I think so?
- 1:31:10He said, so me having a fetish for chicks in a wheelchair is weird.
- 1:31:14You really think he has a You really think there's our people out there
- 1:31:16trying to the pitch of a wheelchair like for like as a fed I understand
- 1:31:19once. I mean, I wants to get it out of the way.
- 1:31:21I get it, like like me, I'm like off for the story,
- 1:31:24like I can't wait till we don't smoke your I mean, maybe you're just
- 1:31:26into that. Dude knows like some people like you have you done it,
- 1:31:29my dude, because that's the thing. It's not a fetish, So you've
- 1:31:31done it. I mean I wasn't once. Okay, So let me put
- 1:31:34it this way. Uh like it will stick their foot in the woman's vagina.
- 1:31:39I get that. But no, no, no, is that something?
- 1:31:42Is that a fantasy or fetish? Because a fetish is one in my
- 1:31:45foot in a woman's pussy. Seems like hella, Like what can I like?
- 1:31:49Hella? Fucking like extra, Yeah, I'm not putting my foot there.
- 1:31:53I might put a toe in there, No, not even to start
- 1:31:57with the toe, right, Yeah, I'm not putting my whole foot in
- 1:32:00there, like the homie that we know that did that. Yeah, like
- 1:32:01that Just I guess the big thing is that, like I got, my
- 1:32:05feet aren't even that big. But I don't want to stretch that ship out
- 1:32:08like that. But if you give it angles she got fungus foot pH balances,
- 1:32:14well you know, but kill it. No, dude, I feel
- 1:32:17like, you know what, man, he should be allowed to have that.
- 1:32:19You know that sounds warm for your foot? Does sound warm for my
- 1:32:25foot? Though? Women in a wheelchair, I'd be I'd be out there
- 1:32:28like moving my toes around and ship while I'm in there. You ever had
- 1:32:32with a chick when it's all cold and then like when you like go in
- 1:32:35there, it's all warm, like way too warm, way too warm,
- 1:32:38sometimes cozy, very cozy, comfortable, stay with the dick. Yeah,
- 1:32:44everything else is freezing real JG. Where you at? You nothing? It's
- 1:32:49not for the handicap he said, it's just for the handicap pass man.
- 1:32:55Better than that. Well you can walk. You fools to be acting like
- 1:32:59they need a handicap PA for target. Yeah, wells not that far.
- 1:33:02You can smash another type of chick that's got a different disability without a wheelchair.
- 1:33:08I still get that parking cass for you can farty, you can fart.
- 1:33:14That was the next one game, Tight fishing. Shout us to all
- 1:33:18the crew. Where's three plates? We don't fish the same Perits probably at
- 1:33:25home one fishing or yagle fishing or something. Just for those who don't know
- 1:33:30Tommy three plates. It's not a reoccurring cast number like that. You will
- 1:33:35not expect to see him every week or every episode. So he comes a
- 1:33:40lot, but he's on George Bury's every Monday, do not come? Does
- 1:33:44he still eat all his food? I'm gonna calm. He tried not to
- 1:33:46eat this time because we had some guy named tripleo G that's like a fitness
- 1:33:49dude. Yeah, so Tommy had one doctor Pepper and he let me eat
- 1:33:54all the candy. But yay, he let you eat all the candy you
- 1:33:58wanted. Because usually George either ull depends if I'm busy or not. But
- 1:34:02if I'm sending up the cameras, will send Tommy to go get candy just
- 1:34:05for like the guests and ship. And usually this guy didn't eat none of
- 1:34:10it, and usually it's between me and Tommy who eats most of it.
- 1:34:13It's usually Tommy. Y'all, mother could just sit there and eat candy like
- 1:34:15kids. At the end of the show. Oh yeah, because because George
- 1:34:17said up at one am. Because George will send them for like cigarettes or
- 1:34:21for like a rack of beer, and there's always like four or five left
- 1:34:25over bucks of like random bullshit. So Tommy, you'll get some fucking skittles
- 1:34:29or and then those while you can get skittles. While you can, you
- 1:34:32shouldn't be band. I know band band? Yeah, like uh, if
- 1:34:38I understand correctly, a new bill went by. I'm just gonna change the
- 1:34:42recipe. Can't be that hard to chase the fucking recipe on. Some Skittles
- 1:34:45take that super chemical that they don't want in there. I mean, I'm
- 1:34:46sure that, I'm sure that's exactly what's gonna happen, But I don't know
- 1:34:50how long it takes to make that adjustment. Even Twinkies came back, remember
- 1:34:55that. Yeah, I go to all the Tweakies are going. Yeah,
- 1:34:59man, I never left. I loved how much people were freaking out over
- 1:35:02Twinkies. There was nothing better when people freaked out about toilet during COVID.
- 1:35:06That was I couldn't believe that ship that's my favorite. I just quit wiping.
- 1:35:11You know, I wasn't going out ship to shower. No, just
- 1:35:14ship to shower, Like does your dog wipe? No? Should you wipe?
- 1:35:18No? I'm here to start the campaign for South Sooner. Talk over
- 1:35:23here, incests. Are you find us not wiping your ass all the way
- 1:35:29and incense? That is a least you stop? You stop. That sounds
- 1:35:32like that. It sounds like that. You sound like you're part of the
- 1:35:35Whittaker family. Oh no, you start barking for us. So what do
- 1:35:42you remember me from the last time. One of them died. The dog
- 1:35:48guy died, didn't he No, Yeah, I think the dog guy died.
- 1:35:51Yeah, the dog guy died. You know, you didn't know how
- 1:35:58to speak God, damn it, Like, how do you live life like
- 1:36:00that? Like he obviously understood English. That guy's like a Star Wars character,
- 1:36:03Like when people talk to Chewbacca, he just makes grunts the old time
- 1:36:08and people are like, yeah, he had a whole sentence next one j
- 1:36:12MAXX, what's up y'all? Shut out? We don't smoke the same the
- 1:36:15chat shout out to rock and the fourteen k gold Thailand jacket smuggling animals on
- 1:36:21the side. Where's the guest? That's how he said it. I know,
- 1:36:28I saw that was cracking up. That's mentioned before. He just flaked
- 1:36:31on us yo at five in the morning. Five in the morning, he
- 1:36:34said, can't make it. Fuck, can't make it. He literally stuttered
- 1:36:39in his text too, sorry, guys, he has a stutter. Super
- 1:36:46so he does have a stutter. Oh dude, it's top. I love
- 1:36:50Jared, but he don't funk around with the stutter. And he gets on
- 1:36:54stage or not, We're not like roasting them. He gets like three jokes
- 1:36:57in. He's so funny though, and you just got for the punchline.
- 1:37:01You just gotta wave for that punchline. It's gotta be real patient, real
- 1:37:04patient. Sometimes you want to say it. You're like, get to it,
- 1:37:09like I know this one. Next one, Silton or Siltan or Siltan
- 1:37:15e zone. So since you walking, shit, what's good running shoes?
- 1:37:20Those are by Jokah's the same ship. Yeah, I run two bitch with
- 1:37:24the fuck Okay, you'd be walking but not running, but are okay?
- 1:37:30Well, the shoes that you're wearing at least today are those men for just
- 1:37:32walking or doing all kinds of extracurricular activities. These are a man for running
- 1:37:35and walking all right. That's why they have that like higher like wedge and
- 1:37:40ship. You can run in those high wedges like that. Yeah sick.
- 1:37:46Next one, Kevin Butler, first high of the day, foods What up,
- 1:37:53Kevin? Hell yeah, first high day. I already smoked the blunt.
- 1:37:55I was gonna smoke another one, but I'm like, I'm gonna just
- 1:37:57roll the blunts just so I can get ready to the game and smoke them.
- 1:38:00There chi'all. Next one, Matt Salute to the table. Shout out
- 1:38:06to Ray and Rock Hope you guys have a great day today. This has
- 1:38:11been a great show. God blessed Fan. Thank you so much for that.
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- 1:41:31on the We Don't Smoke the Same podcast. Thank you so much for patiently
- 1:41:35waiting. Somebody said, anyone else try the Japanese whiskey brand Nica. Yeah
- 1:41:43I did. I had uh said, I drank. I drank regular Nica
- 1:41:46and black Nica out there, and I actually will be I actually today I
- 1:41:51thought all Nica was black. No, they have different kinds of a whiskey
- 1:41:56out there, and Nika's around like crazy Japanese fucking whiskey that he's gonna be
- 1:42:01like claiming it's the best. Oh, don't worry, Rock. The one
- 1:42:04I'm going to be bringing to the game is called Hayati, so that one's
- 1:42:09going to be pretty good. I got a whole bottle of Hayati. I'm
- 1:42:12gonna put in the little slick shots, which is crazy because, like I
- 1:42:15mean, I know we're being stupid and funny, but is that just the
- 1:42:18word out there? Yeah, nigga doesn't have the same meaning. No,
- 1:42:21that's actually it's it's it's literally like word. Okay, that's what I was
- 1:42:26asking, because I mean, there's no way that they I mean, I
- 1:42:28know, I know they're race out there, but you're not going to be
- 1:42:30racis and make a liquor out of it like nia. And then the actual
- 1:42:36N word that they use, which sounds the exact same as the one here
- 1:42:40in the States. Uh, are two different things, Okay, because I
- 1:42:44don't know what Nika is, but I know that essentially the N word.
- 1:42:47I'm not gonna say no, no, no, I don't want to.
- 1:42:50It's a real question. It's a real question repeat. I want to know
- 1:42:54what. I want to know what that meant? What we think because we
- 1:42:58were in China, China, they'd say like they'd be having a conversation,
- 1:43:02they'd say, you know whatever, whatever, and then you'd hear the N
- 1:43:05word twice or three times in a row, and then they pick up with
- 1:43:09what they're saying, and you know, you know, luckily a family member's
- 1:43:13very fluent Chinese. Was just like, just so you know, when they
- 1:43:15say that, that's them saying. Look, it says Nika is a non
- 1:43:20standard on a monopea in Japan for smiling or grinning. Okay, right,
- 1:43:30so I mean you better smile when you so black smile? Wow, fuck,
- 1:43:35you can't stop. That's what it was called black smile. And what
- 1:43:40was the other one? What's the regular regular smile? Regular smile? That
- 1:43:45doesn't sound raisist at all. We got Marbell in the chat, what's up,
- 1:43:49Marbell? What's up? Marbll cracking? I still I still went over
- 1:43:53there and I watched a little bit of Dragon ball Z and I was like,
- 1:43:56dog, but Gina's a fucking crip. He just wears all blue.
- 1:44:00Yeah, I ever thought about it like that. So the Homie over here
- 1:44:03kind of called it out and I want to go watch a couple of dragon
- 1:44:05Balls. The episode is just a little nostalgic to that, and I mean
- 1:44:09the only thing he just wears all blue bro That's how Crip would act though,
- 1:44:13trust me and you. Yeah, was he related to Goku Vegeta?
- 1:44:19Yeah, no, so they were the same race, the same race,
- 1:44:24but they're not related. Vegeta was the saying prince, and then Goku was
- 1:44:29the son of a scientist, but a low class. Oh he was a
- 1:44:32broke broke He's a broke broke boy, broke bab Like that's like, that's
- 1:44:36kind of like the big thing during the series is Vegeta is always so fucking
- 1:44:41mad that Goku is always a step ahead of him, because it's you know,
- 1:44:45He's like, why is this hillbilly better than I am? But I'm
- 1:44:47the elite, I'm the one with the good genetics. But youa still a
- 1:44:51go though. The whole dragon Ball story or dragon Ball Z like Era Saga
- 1:44:57whatever it is, franchise is loosely based out of Superman A little bit yeah
- 1:45:02yeah, yeah, yeah, a little bit of Superman and then really Superman.
- 1:45:08Yeah yeah, Baby flies to space, gets raised by a regular family,
- 1:45:13it becomes like a good person with no wavering morals, and then is
- 1:45:17the strong as fuck, strong as fuck and constantly saving everybody and like always
- 1:45:23the fucking ace in the hole. Yeah. Like but then it's also the
- 1:45:28Japanese ghost story. Yeah, Journey West, Yeah, because that's where like
- 1:45:32sung Goku comes from the monkey God. Yeah, and like even like the
- 1:45:36power pole that he has in the cartoon, like dragon Ball, that's from
- 1:45:40the Journey West. We got a super check from senior brand Dad lax green
- 1:45:46thumbs. Let you smoke dabs inside. I don't know, dude, I
- 1:45:50don't know about calling. So that's a pedro question to be honest. Yeah,
- 1:45:55like, oh I doubt that though a vote for draw on Instagram.
- 1:45:59He will give you an answer for sure. Or you can just like fucking
- 1:46:02just call them, or you can just man up and try it, or
- 1:46:06just say Kevin told me I could. That's it. Blame it on Kevin
- 1:46:11also at it might as well. I got no pool in that story.
- 1:46:18Uh that was the last one, the one that I just saw. Yes,
- 1:46:21we have any We've got time for voicemails, minutes planning. There are
- 1:46:26no voicemails, no new ones, damn slacking. Well, it's because people
- 1:46:30don't really like, you know, put the number down. Already there,
- 1:46:33so yeah, already there? So yeah, what is it? And you
- 1:46:36also do have a close out coming out by rock Ship. I think I
- 1:46:41got an extra ticket? Oh shit, oh shit, poop might go for
- 1:46:45sale on Ticketmaster. Ticket Master ticket wants to buy it from me at the
- 1:46:53tailgates. Tacking Master fucking robs you. I have to paint so much money
- 1:46:58and fees every time I buy ticket on there. Well, if you're paying
- 1:47:01person there's no such thing as that, but yeah, because you've got to
- 1:47:04do the transfer fee. You can buy tickets on personnel stupid agencies for everything
- 1:47:11though, yes for my rape tickets for anything exavier. Yeah X. You
- 1:47:17go to the box office, you pay it there, and you don't have
- 1:47:20to pay those staggering fees. I'm sure. I mean either way, a
- 1:47:24concert ticket or a sports event ticket is always gonna cost you a lot of
- 1:47:28money and taxes or whatever. But that whole internet feeding all that bullshit.
- 1:47:34That's yeah. So salute to everybody who tuned in, Uh, stay tuned
- 1:47:40for a close out by rock Rock hit them with the shoutouts. Follow me
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- 1:47:47A t X. Follow my group at the Beautiful Men's Club. We're wrapping
- 1:47:53up recording our album now. Pretty excited about that. Uh, nothing special
- 1:47:59with a partner that was on the show that's going to be on the twenty
- 1:48:01third, and I think that's all I've got at the moment. So yeah,
- 1:48:05just stay tuned for the beat. Close out right. Thank you for
- 1:48:12tuning in. Everybody rock Samson, Missy Brow, I missed you, nice
- 1:48:16hat. Can't wait for the beat, said, Follow me in Morniyshaw Films.
- 1:48:19Check out my website Mornishaw Films, our CEO. I posted a new
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- 1:48:30Holocaust film without showing the Holocaust. Pretty smart. They say it might win
- 1:48:36Best Picture. I don't think it's a Best Picture film, but I got
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- 1:48:53guys coming up. That LIFC game go block that sh it for you guys.
- 1:49:00So that should be fun. Hopefully nobody comes up and yells at him
- 1:49:03this time. Oh that's us. She's got a man now. Oh every
- 1:49:10time in my back today, every time you go to have my back to
- 1:49:13That's what I been ify about going dog, because I better have my back
- 1:49:15on this. Every time you go to the game, something stupid happens.
- 1:49:18Instead of recording me getting fucked up by her boyfriend, you should sucking jump
- 1:49:23in. I'm gonna let it record for like five seconds and then I'll let
- 1:49:26you that's not nothing's gonna happen for whoever. That person is a couple of
- 1:49:31hits. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just if so I probably drugging
- 1:49:35her too. No, I'm joking. I'm joking. I did not do
- 1:49:44that. And the only reason I'm saying it is so that if you see
- 1:49:46a video of me getting jumped, y'all better call he's not a homie and
- 1:49:49put him in homie court because he's not gonna happen. Alright, But is
- 1:50:00that it? Yeah, that'd be. It'll be a good weekend. Hit
- 1:50:02that light bundon subscribing. Thanks, I'll picture of subscribers. Hell, yeah,
- 1:50:08I'll be there at the LAFC tailgate. I'll probably be there like around
- 1:50:11four to twenty. I'm gonna be growing up Hella backwoods so I could smoke
- 1:50:15them with my lady. And yeah, I don't pass backwards. Sorry y'all.
- 1:50:19Like I'm just letting you guys know, I'll give you fools a number
- 1:50:23two if I got one, but I ain't passing that shit. Bro,
- 1:50:27you know you put in my lips in it. Also too Flavorsbodyson dot Com.
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