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#118 - Chad Chimahosky of Car Shop Karoshi · After-Hours with Faction! Motorsports

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Hello everybody, welcome back to another episode of the After
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Hours podcast. On tonight's episode, we have
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Chad Chimahosky from car shop Karoshi and also pile up
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podcast. I don't know if you guys heard
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of this podcast, but if you haven't, I don't know where
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Pile Up podcast is another podcast basically about the
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drifting and I think it goes on every Wednesday night.
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Malcolm, is that correct? Yeah.
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OK, so Wednesday night they do the pilot podcast and they do it
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live and they do giveaways and everything else.
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So make sure you check that out. If you guys have been listening
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to our podcast for a while, you you will probably remember our
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guest Damien. He's from Car shop Karoshi as
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well. And he is the one that puts on
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the pilot podcast every week. So yeah, just make sure you
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check out them. And this conversation with Chad
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was fucking hilarious. He gave us way too many Oreos.
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I'm looking at them right now. We have like 8 packs of Oreos.
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So if anyone's in the area and you want an Oreo, feel free to
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it is welcome everybody to fashion after hours podcast.
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We're here to bring you another episode.
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We have a guest we have another guest tonight.
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We have Chad from car shop Karoshi or just Chad from Chad
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that's. Me.
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That's me. Wait, we.
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Have another guest. We have another guest.
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Thank you for coming. The other camera.
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Other camera we have another guest.
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Every Oreo ever. Yep, every flavor I could find.
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This is what Chad. Brought in here.
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Thank you, Chad. That is incredible.
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I'm very excited to taste the Coca-Cola 1.
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Yeah, I was told they suck. Yeah, I was too.
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But I haven't had them yet. That's what spawned this,
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really. Yeah, 'cause I I really wanted
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to try those. I actually, I don't drink soda
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and I've never drank a Coca-Cola in my life.
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That's crazy. Yeah.
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There's no way. Really.
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Yeah, you've had to have a. Sip.
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No, no no. Maybe a sip by accident.
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If he said that. I believe them.
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It's funny, 'cause we were just talking about picky eaters, but
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that's not bad though. Like no one's ever gonna be
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like, EW, you don't drink soda. They're gonna be like, wow, it's
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good for you. God bless you.
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God damn, that's so. What is that going to be like?
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For you, I don't know, terrible all of this dude, a lot of this
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shit I probably don't even eat like like.
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Rifle off was a flavor there. What?
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I don't want to say it because I'm embarrassed, but peanut
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butter. I don't eat peanut butter
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either. I hate peanut butter.
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Yeah, I don't know you. Don't like there's two?
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Peanut butter flavors here so. Yeah, and what's the other one?
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Have you ever had it though? Coffee crunch.
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Oh that, that might be good, but.
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You had peanut butter? Like what gave you a bad peanut
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butter? I never really had peanut
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butter. Like legit pick something up and
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went I'm gonna eat this. It has peanut butter in it.
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No, I probably ate something by accident that eat peanut butter
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in it. But you're not.
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You guys are not allergic. No, I'm not.
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I just don't like to take. I don't like really any nut
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flavor really, to be honest with you.
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Yeah, like walnut, Peanut. Yo, I'm kidding, you lasted.
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Right long you didn't even I'm the one that laughed, right?
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Didn't I? I was trying to keep a straight
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face, but we forgot we're we're on a podcast.
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I don't like any nut flavour, it's fine.
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Just fucking like fighting the don't.
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Say anything? No, I mean, you know what I
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don't fucking like peanut in in like a sauce.
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You know how like Thai food has a lot of peanut Peanut Filipino
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food uses it sometimes. Not not too often, but that shit
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just takes me for a tizzy. You know what I learned about
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Carl on the final belt trip? What?
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He's allergic to shellfish, but he just eats it anyway.
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Not not you don't eat it directly.
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Not deliberately, no, but. But like, if there's a chance
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he'll take it, I love. Food.
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What chance did you take that you found that out?
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Shrimp. Oil at Culver's.
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I'm allergic to shellfish. All right, Culver's.
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Has shrimp. Oil.
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They cook a lot of their shit in like, oh.
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Here's why it happened. Lewis.
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I don't know if you meant Lewis, but well, you were you at final
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bout. Yes.
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Not this year, no. Unfortunately.
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Were you not? No.
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I hate it. Don't remind me.
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I took a trip. I took a trip to Boston just to
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forget I wasn't at final bout. OK, fair.
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But what? Is Boston got to do it?
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OK, our buddy Lewis came and he is like, what parent?
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I also learned this about him. He's like deathly allergic to
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shellfish, right? Just, yeah, just shellfish.
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So he wouldn't like, fuck around at all.
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Like he'd be like, he would ask them like, where's everything
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cooked? Like he wouldn't get fries at
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Culver's. He had to go somewhere else to
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go get. Fries.
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I think he got fries from McDonald's.
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One time he actually went somewhere else and came back.
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Honestly, power movement would have, I get it, really top tier
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meal you're having there. A Culver's burger, which by the
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way just got classified as one of the most healthy fast food.
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Wait, really? Did I saw that he's not lying?
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Wow. Get with it.
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How are you even a true fucking Culver?
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Shirt. Yeah, fucking piece.
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Of shit I should. Have worn my curd nerd shirt.
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I have a Culver's T-shirt, I got it at final bout last year and
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it says Kurt nerd on the front. So choose Kurt with glasses.
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That's pretty good. They have merch, Why are you
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kidding? Me, it's like Cains.
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They have like a like the one I went to last week had like
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footballs. Wait last week.
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Wait, back up. I went, OK, so I was in Saint
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Louis last week just hanging out.
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And it's Culver's country out there, too.
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So they had like, a branded, like basketballs, footballs,
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like T-shirts. But yeah.
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Dude, I curd nerd. If you pulled up in a curd nerd,
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that's still also a good shirt, pilot podcast shirt.
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But if you had a curd nerd shirt on, I would.
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What the hell? Can we do we consider Culver's
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fast food? Yes.
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Yes. You order it at a counter.
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Give me your top five fast food restaurants.
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Five. You can't just give me 3.
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Nope, 5 is kind of a lot. Just rattle some shit.
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On the cheap end is good old loyal Taco Bell.
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I feel like you. Have to have no no, just top
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five. In no order.
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No, just best. Best is #1.
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Number one to me. The distance doesn't matter.
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It could be Culver's, it could be in and out.
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It could be, it doesn't. Matter number one to me is is is
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Culver's dude. It's like my favorite.
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Fucking, that's really what I wanted to know.
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You don't have that to continue, dude, Dude.
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Whenever I go to final belt, we have it multiple times.
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It's insane. You go to the fair and it's
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right next to the fair. So and then we went to the fair
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and we almost threw it all. Up.
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No, you didn't. Oh yeah, you're right.
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But like, we went there three times and I did not get tired of
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it. I go to Wendy's, which I also
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would rank as one of my favorites three times and I'm.
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Pretty tired of it. Yeah, dude, I'm thinking about
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it. Culver's is up there.
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They put. Crack in it 1000%.
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That's why it's healthy, because crack's good for you.
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That's true. That's what I hear.
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Yeah, drugs are drugs are great. Drugs are awesome for you.
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Do drugs, kids. I really like McDonald's though.
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What? Yeah, that's in your top five.
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Yeah, I'm the opposite. There's there's some people that
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like Wendy's and there's some people that like McDonald's.
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I. Realize, but know if that's up
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there. For, it's not for.
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Me. Is it OK?
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Thank you. That's not the top five.
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Thank you, Chad. What give me give me some of
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your. Chad, top five for yours.
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That that you that maybe we didn't have in common.
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Keep in my hands with the Clarence this might be.
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Some crazy rich left field shit. Like if you tell me Burger King,
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I'm going to. Wait, what do you mean that's
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we're going to Malcolm next? Yeah, he's definitely a Burger
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King. So Keynes is definitely #1.
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Oh wow, Keynes. Number one, never had it.
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Fucking Jesus Christ, you're so uncultured.
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But but, but I'm gonna. Rebuttal it.
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Sometimes you go to Keynes and that shit is already soggy when
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it's in my fucking. I've never had that problem.
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Fuck, I went to the SO final bout trip that I didn't go to.
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I went to Boston. I went to the all gold Keynes.
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What is that? It was like the 25th year
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anniversary of Keynes being open or something like that.
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And like the whole outside of the building was gold, tables
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were gold, disco ball was gold everywhere you went and looked.
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I'll show you guys pictures later.
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Is it usually a disco ball in all?
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Yeah, there's disco balls in all of them, so they.
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Like terrible music too, no? They play like whatever.
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It's not like Disco I. Want to hear?
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More about this Keynesian screen, but it was.
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Everything was gold. They wrapped the walls.
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The entire restaurant was gold. It was cool.
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What about the silverware? It was silver.
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No they didn't change that. The only thing that wasn't gold
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was like the plastic rim for the the trash trash bin.
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Damn you analyzed the fuck out that.
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Man, well, it was probably really alarming.
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Dude as well, Yeah, I can see if I had five pictures, but Canes
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was #1 not for. Sure, I find photos, right?
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Now, though, Oh yeah, yeah. You can't do that gold grazing
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canes. Yeah, you'll you'll easily find
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it so. What's what's #2 to canes for
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you? Five guys.
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No, yeah. No, no, no.
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Wait, pause, pause. There's no drive through.
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Okay, so it doesn't count. Yeah, what?
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Okay. Wait, no, no, Covers doesn't
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have a drive through either, does it?
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No. Yeah.
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They do. Yeah, they do.
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They do. It needs a drive through.
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Okay, all right. Well, neither does canes.
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That's what I. Doesn't have a drive through,
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does it? That's what I was in.
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Keynes does have a drive through or something.
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That specific one didn't. That shit might I have ruined my
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eyes like that. I'm going to walk out of there
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and my whole. That.
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Radiant or whatever the hell you call is fucked.
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Yeah, it was some anniversary of shit, but that's what it was and
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it was crazy. Yeah, five guys, I'm going to
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shut you down. Wait, why?
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Give me a reason that. You need to drive through.
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It's fast food. No, no, no, I don't care about
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that. To me, Five Guys is is fast
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food, but I want to know why it's up there.
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Because it's the best fast food burger.
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It's fresh. It's not like a a smash burger,
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like smash burgers are good. Like Culver's is like more of a
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smash burger style. So I still Culver's still top
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five that's coming. But five guys to me, I don't
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know, their bacon is like perfect.
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Oh. OK, perfect.
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All right. And.
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Then I think their fries are just better.
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That ain't fast. And then they give you a fucking
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another big ass dump. Fries you.
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Get if they're not your cup of tea, that's the make or break
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for a lot of people, but. Fries make the fast food.
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For yeah, for me, it's like the fact that every single time I go
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to Five Guys, aside from spending $53 on fries and a
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burger, which I I swear wasn't always like that, Dude, don't
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get me started now. It's like really expensive.
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Get me started. McDonald's crazy you open?
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That you open that tin foil up and you tear it off so you
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could. And that grease in that bitch is
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just, there's a lot. Of it.
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That's how you know it's. Good.
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How is it? What fast food is not meant to
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be healthy? Yeah, but God damn.
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Dude, no. I got it for you.
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I got you. I got the right the right ones.
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I don't think you do Is. Chick-fil-A up there.
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That's one or the other. No.
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You're not a GR Chick-fil-A. Here I used to be but.
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What? What I used to like Chick-fil-A.
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Who hurt you? Yeah.
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The It's just going downhill, man.
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The Nuggets aren't as good as they used to be.
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They're like, really rubbery now.
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OK, they are rubber. And their spicy chicken sandwich
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is one of the best out of all of them.
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But it makes me shit like no tomorrow which is crazy 'cause I
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have a crazy tolerance for myself.
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I love spicy food but like that is like for some reason just
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destroys my insides. Dude the other day me and Nick
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like French St. Nick we were hanging out at my
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house after after RSD we had he orders a butt load of food and I
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just doubled it and it was each we had.
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What did you get? 2 chicken sandwiches, an order
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of nugs, an order of fries, and a drink housed it.
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From. Deleted it from Chick-fil-A.
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Absolutely, that's easy. Easy No.
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Easy. No, I felt.
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Absolutely. I didn't say how you were going
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to feel, but it's easy. Chick-fil-A dude, I could inhale
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all. If you gave me 4 Chick-fil-A
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sandwiches, I could give them all.
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Three seconds are. You guys serious?
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And the reason why is because, dude, what?
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I don't know, man. I think that I think Chick-fil-A
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is like decent food. It is it.
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I'm not saying it's just not my top five.
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Yeah, I just don't. I wish there was a little bit
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more variety, but that. But I feel like that's just me
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being used to the fast food thing.
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Yep. Just quick, quick, quick.
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What's next? OK, so Canes, if we can't count
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five guys? I'm counting it.
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No, I'm not. Well, Culver's is probably my
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number two. OK as far as burgers goes.
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I. Can't wait for number.
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One that's my best burger canes is #1.
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Canes is number 10, Canes is 1. So you're going to Canes, Yeah.
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And Canes covers second. Taco Bell's probably 3.
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OK. I like Taco Bell.
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It's. Consistent.
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Yeah, dude, it's consistent. As long as the A-team's working.
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No matter where you are. We got the C team over here.
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That fucking shit is so. You need to go to the right Taco
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Bell though. Like there is definitely good
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and. Have you ever been to the final
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bout Taco Bell? No I'm not bro.
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Why was that bad? I if I remember it being good.
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We went one year and they're like, all right, here's your
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order. And it came in regular tinfoil.
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What? There was a fucking that's great
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cheesy granita crunch and regular tinfoil and we were.
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Like Atlantic as hell. We're like.
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OK, I guess. Wait.
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But Oh no, this time they gave us a lot of extra stuff.
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That's good. No, no, they didn't give us
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that. They gave us an extra crunch
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wrap. That's what we got yo for this
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time around. Are you?
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Were you done or you had one more?
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I got two more. That was my third one.
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All right, go, go, go. I'll need.
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To know 4th 4th is Wendy's because I their Nuggets are
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good. They're spicy nugs bro.
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The Parmesan Buffalo. We're opposite.
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You got the sauce stuff ones. I look at that and I'm like, I'm
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just going to get every fucking I.
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Agree I agree, but I tried them try them do I got to just try
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them once damn, you know the the spicy garlic I housed twenty of
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those the other night. You know, so that's.
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Shit, there's no fucking way you're Bells are in good shape,
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dude. If if anybody can vouch for me,
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it's Damian. Like he knows that I am the
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clean up crew. At least I used to be.
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I'm trying to like. Yell OK?
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Reel that back like we will go out for for dinner or whatever
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and he would have food. He's like, do you want?
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I'm like, yeah, sure. And I'll just finish whatever.
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That's me. Yeah, I was just if it's there,
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I'm eating it. I have a very bad, I don't know
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how you want to say it, but if it's there in my sight, yes, I'm
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eating it. Yeah, no matter what.
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Even if it's not. Hungry.
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Even if it's not my table. Yeah.
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Oh, that's not. For me, if if I like that food,
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I'm not going to stop eating that.
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Food, Malcolm. How many times have I done?
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That. At restaurants, I'm like, are
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they really not going to eat those fries?
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And like they left and I'm like, let's get the fries and then
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for. Three years.
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No, that's out of pocket. Where we don't ever let him do
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that. That's we don't ever let him do
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that. It's just food for the for the
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sake of the Internet, we do not let Frankie.
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Do that. Just food, guys.
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It's just like someone like Chad at the other table eating and
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then he just left it there so. Yeah, it's totally fine.
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I didn't drug it or anything. Yeah, sprinkle crack on it, you
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know. Last one, yeah.
17:58
I mean, it's hard because I thought I had my top five, but
18:00
since five guys don't. Five Guys not fast food.
18:02
It needs a drive through. Okay.
18:04
Run it at options. Honestly, yeah.
18:06
Like good. Options.
18:08
I mean Panda Express is is OK if you.
18:10
Like they have a drive through by my house.
18:11
There you go. They do, they do.
18:13
I've never. I've never had pan express
18:14
through a drive through so I won't count.
18:16
That it's the same shit but except honestly.
18:18
That's fucking way. Faster, Yeah 'cause it fucked
18:21
you up, 'cause you needed you, you disrespected your own
18:24
fucking. Yeah, 'cause I kind of like Pan.
18:25
Express off the Panda Express, yeah.
18:27
Yeah, I mean, I probably, I guess I put #5 for like Shake
18:29
Shack then. No drive through.
18:31
Some of them have Dr. Throughs. Shit, look it up, Outfit.
18:36
Shake Shake Shake Shack has a fucking.
18:38
Drive no shot I. Swear.
18:40
Really. Yeah, where at?
18:41
I don't know where. What's the address, Chad?
18:43
Fuck me, I don't know every address in every one of them.
18:46
Jesus Christ dude, I I swear I've seen one.
18:49
I. I'm telling you, maybe not the
18:51
one in no. No, yeah, look up.
18:54
Look at that render and drive. Through opening first New Jersey
18:57
boom. What's that?
18:57
Tell me what that is. Yeah.
18:59
Bro, that's a. That's a render.
19:00
That's a render. There it is, right there.
19:07
Yo when does that come down the road?
19:10
This just got really bad because now my list is all fucked up.
19:13
That's all you fuck with Shake Shack, really.
19:15
Like that? Yeah, their shakes are good.
19:17
Yeah, Shake Shack. What about their shack?
19:18
If I was rich, if I was rich, I'd eat a Shake Shack every day.
19:22
If I was really rich, I'd go to McDonald's.
19:24
If you were really rich, you'd eat that Five guys.
19:27
Yeah, see, that's where my money goes for sure.
19:28
Is it really that expensive? What?
19:30
Shake Shack? Five guys.
19:31
It's $10.00 for the burger alone.
19:33
So I always get a a Shake Shack a little burger is 1 Patty and a
19:37
normal burger is 2. So you get a normal burger and
19:39
you get bacon on it and adds like.
19:40
A dollar, yeah, you get. And then fries, you're out of
19:42
there. 20 bucks a person. And if you get a, if you get a
19:46
shake, it's at least 20. Five.
19:47
Yeah. What?
19:48
Yeah. If I go to Shake Shack, I'm
19:49
spending almost $30. I mean that being said I spent
19:51
$30.00 on Taco. Bell every time.
19:53
So how are you spending? Taco Bell $30.
19:56
Yeah, because Taco Bell doesn't fill me up.
19:58
It's just tasty. I could eat the whole Taco box
20:00
by myself. Oh, that's nothing.
20:02
Yeah. Yeah, like that's like.
20:03
No, no, he's talking about the part of that.
20:05
We did that once. Here you did that 20.
20:07
Sat down and ate ten of them. That's a lot.
20:10
Right here I could probably do that.
20:12
But I didn't feel good about it. Yeah, but like they.
20:14
Would love to do that. Right now it's.
20:15
Like you. It's like you just eat 1.
20:18
Yeah, don't even think about it, you know, and.
20:20
Before you know it, they're gone and you're like, oh shit, I just
20:22
ate the tacos. Yeah, you know what?
20:25
I can't even do this anymore so I don't even know.
20:27
No, no, no. You said you were super dead
20:29
set. Don't think that Shake Shack has
20:31
drive through and you got this. I know cancel out the drive.
20:34
Through Shake. Like honestly, like you just put
20:36
no. If I cancel out the drive
20:37
through then, well, not then it's all over the place.
20:41
Frankie's like, fucking look woo look you.
20:44
Found a drive through so I'll count it.
20:48
Shake Shack might be my number one.
20:49
Holy, yeah, I just blew your mind.
20:52
Yeah. Everything, I'm just, but if it
20:55
was everything, 'cause that shit.
20:58
If it wasn't it dude, it might be Culver's, which is weird.
21:03
It's up there. Any any establishment that sells
21:06
chili is a is an establishment for me.
21:08
I'm basing all this off hamburgers, by the way.
21:10
That's fair. Like all of it OK.
21:12
So I don't really even like fast food burgers so.
21:15
I could tell you put canes in as a number one.
21:17
It's a number one, yeah. You're a chicken tender.
21:18
Guy, I love chicken tender. Yeah.
21:20
I live off chicken, eat that shit every day.
21:24
Oh wait, fuck, Chipotle doesn't have a drive through that would
21:26
be. The one by me does.
21:27
Fuck you, Chipotle. 'S on my list.
21:29
Chipotle has a drive through, yeah.
21:31
That's. Crazy off your fat ass and walk
21:33
in the. Actually I think there is one
21:35
near me that has drive through too.
21:36
I just never been to it. Yeah.
21:37
So I take that actually off Chipotle's got drive through
21:40
Chipotle's actually number two behind.
21:41
The bodegas got a drive through. Fuck Walgreens got a drive
21:45
through. America's going down, damn it.
21:48
Let me get a pack of Marlboro Lights and my description.
21:51
Is I like in and out? I like McDonald's.
21:53
I like. Oh damn Internet, I didn't even
21:55
think about that in and out trash, but I mean I didn't I
21:57
knew yeah after see after going to a few other places it's.
22:01
Shake Shack's my favorite burger spot right now, other than
22:03
Fuddruckers. Fuddruckers above.
22:04
Everything else that's a restaurant though.
22:06
Right, I know I'm not. I can't count that here.
22:08
I fucking. I thought they went out of
22:09
business. Not in.
22:10
They basically fucking not. East Hanover, NJ.
22:13
Yeah, everyone go, if you're near it, go to it.
22:15
They need all the business they can get.
22:16
Was that a 1 LB burger I had? Yeah, that shit was.
22:19
I said, Carl, you ain't finishing that shit.
22:21
I ate that whole thing. I threw up on this hike.
22:23
We went on this hike. I was hungover as fuck and
22:26
Frankie was big on his Hike game.
22:29
Alex Avila was there. Afterwards, we go to
22:32
Fuddruckers. I haven't been to Fuddruckers
22:34
since. I was probably like in diapers.
22:35
That was a good day. It was a good day.
22:37
Go to Fuddruckers. I see they have this 1 LB burger
22:41
option. And I told him, I'm like, no one
22:42
gets that. That's not like I don't get
22:44
that. Dan, your friend Dan.
22:46
Dan tried it, yeah. And I was like, if Dan gets it,
22:51
I like it. Probably.
22:52
I basically challenge Carl. But here's the thing.
22:54
Here's the thing. And maybe as a addictive eater,
22:57
you can relate. But I looked over to my left and
23:00
seen that they had all the condiments out.
23:03
So like, now I can shake up the burger every 10 minutes.
23:07
Yeah. And have a new burger that's.
23:09
True. And now I can just.
23:10
How late is it open? I ate the whole thing.
23:12
Maybe like 10 fuck. We should go.
23:15
Unfortunately, it's not close to here.
23:17
Oh. Damn, yeah, it's actually.
23:18
Further. Than it's closer to me.
23:20
It is closer to you, yeah. That'd be 5.
23:23
Son of a Dick, son of a bitch. It's it's good man.
23:26
Have you got one near you? You need to go there.
23:28
That's fair. Everyone that used to be
23:29
anywhere close like. Where did you drive here from?
23:32
Philly. Well, Westchester.
23:33
God. It took Me 2 1/2 hours to get.
23:36
Here My God dude, take him to fucking Fuddruckers right now.
23:39
Jesus. Fuddruckers is that's fucking.
23:41
Far, dude. So question, do you guys fuck
23:43
with food challenges when you go out?
23:45
Because I do. I never really did.
23:50
Serious. Serious that is.
23:51
This is. Wait, before we go on.
23:53
He's. About to say like pause the in
23:55
50 wings in 10 minutes. Malcolm, top five fast food
23:58
restaurants. Quick.
23:59
Hold on one second. Sorry, our producer's not.
24:04
Yeah. What?
24:04
What is going on? I forgot.
24:05
To plug my mic in number one. Chick-fil-A #2 is Wendy's
24:18
number. Three why is it like you have a
24:20
gun to your head? #3 is Burger King #4 is Taco
24:24
Bell. Burger King #5 is McDonald's.
24:27
You have the most basic list. Not one of you guys said not one
24:30
of you guys. Is American.
24:31
Popeyes, not one of you guys, said Pokey.
24:33
Thought about Popeyes or? Kafika KFC.
24:36
KFC. Knows KFC.
24:38
Is sake it? Is you know.
24:39
Restaurant. Pains, you know, you know
24:41
restaurants going downhill when they when they offer shit for
24:44
50% off. They were I got an advertisement
24:47
on my Instagram, let's just say 50% off chicken sandwich.
24:51
I would normally whoa, hell yeah, what a deal.
24:55
But then I was like, damn, something's wrong.
24:57
Why are they 50 off? The only thing good about KFC is
25:00
that it's most of the time connected to a Taco Bell.
25:03
OK. The one by me isn't it's like a
25:05
stand alone KFC and like go back remember during COVID.
25:09
Wait, what was he gonna? Say, what was he gonna say?
25:12
What are? Why are you asking?
25:13
Food challenges Food. Challenges.
25:14
And then you had a story and I cut you off.
25:17
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, fuck.
25:19
OK. So down in Och City, Maryland,
25:21
there's a place called Brass Balls Saloon on the boardwalk
25:26
and they have it's like a 2 LB burger and a pound of French
25:29
fries in 30 minutes. Oh, there's a time limit.
25:33
Yeah, I would try that. It was hard but I did it and I
25:36
got AT shirt for it and my picture like hanging somewhere
25:39
in a restaurant that's crazy and like spicy stuff.
25:42
I'd love to try that. Like if it's like 6 wings of
25:45
like the hottest of the hot. But.
25:47
You don't throw. Hot hot ones like like the the
25:50
hot sauce lineup. I love that shit.
25:52
I heard it's not that crazy. So it's really not until you get
25:55
to like. The last one.
25:57
The last. Three well the bomb just fucks
25:59
it for everything, which is the 8th one always in their lineup
26:02
and then the tube after it aren't even as bad, it just
26:05
compounds so it's. Really nice dude.
26:07
I watched Ariana Grande do it. I was like, OK, I can do this
26:09
shit. I could have brought the sauces
26:10
I got in my house. I had.
26:12
I had to. Put them on the Oreos.
26:13
I had the hottest 1 for a while, like a really hot 1 and like I
26:18
remember you remember, were you were we hanging out then
26:21
Malcolm? But I I ordered we I ordered
26:23
like a tray of fucking Chinese chicken wings.
26:25
And I just said like, let's try to dog this bottle.
26:28
And it the bottle hurt, dude. It hurts like it.
26:33
And it to me, like it tastes OK and then immediately, maybe a
26:36
second or two later, it's like. Yeah, like it needs to taste
26:40
good or else I'm not really interested.
26:42
That's fair, but the heat can fuck off if it doesn't taste
26:44
good. Yeah, yeah.
26:46
Yeah, I got that. That shit, I like watching
26:48
people do that. It's hell.
26:49
I did the one chip challenge too, and I'll never do that.
26:51
I would never recommend it. It is it.
26:54
It's the most painful thing that I've ever done in my life.
26:56
My God. Well, we got something for you
26:58
later. I did the ramen.
26:59
Smelling sauce. Oh God.
27:01
I did the ramen one, there was this hot ass ramen and that shit
27:05
really hurt coming out and I was not hot.
27:08
Ramen. It was just like really spicy
27:11
ramen. I get another COVID activity.
27:13
During COVID, I I figured out people like doing shit like this
27:18
and that's where one of them, one of them, one of them I'm
27:21
nasty at making bread. 6 saltines one minute, so 60
27:25
seconds. With hot sauce.
27:27
No. No, Bev, Nothing.
27:28
No. Drink.
27:29
Oh yeah, you gotta do it dry. Dry and get it down.
27:31
Get it down 60 seconds. Wait with hot sauce.
27:36
Wait, what is the challenge? Just eating saltine crackers and
27:39
being able to eat 6 crackers in like a minute.
27:41
No drink. Bro, I could eat thirty of
27:43
those. You think you?
27:44
Could you would think? You could.
27:45
I'll do that. So dry.
27:46
I will do that challenge. Can we take a pause and go get
27:48
some fucking? Salt to speak, Should we?
27:50
Should we? I'll come back and we'll just do
27:51
a food podcast, OK? I can, I can nail that one no
27:55
problem. I'll eat saltines like it's
27:57
that. Like what?
27:57
6 Oreos in a minute? You think you could RIP 6 Oreos
28:00
in a minute? You're talking to the wrong
28:02
person. I won't fucking eat a row of
28:04
those. Things do you understand?
28:05
How much chewing that do you? Understand how retarded I am?
28:08
Do you do you understand how unhealthy I am?
28:11
I'm really not that bad, but I I I've eaten Oreos since birth.
28:16
So you're saying you're just gobbling them down?
28:18
There's just a tangent. Shit is like solid.
28:20
I mean, I'm just saying, I'm just saying like if you're
28:22
picking a challenge for me and Oreos are involved, it's game
28:26
over. Yeah, it's probably, I'm
28:27
probably going to do it, the Saltines thing right away.
28:30
I'm like bro, I'm white. Like I've been eating saltine
28:34
since I came out the womb. They are good.
28:36
I've never tried. It I buy them as like a snack, I
28:38
fuck with salt. Cream cheese on there.
28:40
Yeah, no, dry. Oh yeah?
28:42
Well, that's dry the. Challenge but cream cheese on
28:44
it's still saltine. So never had it.
28:45
Dude, six of them. That's crazy sounds so have you
28:49
tried the cinnamon challenge? Yeah, there was a time where
28:52
everybody was obsessed with that.
28:53
I'm. Still stuck on this thing. 6
28:54
saltines in one minute. Yeah.
28:57
Can I eat them at the same time? Do whatever you want.
28:59
So I could eat 3 at once. Yeah.
29:03
And this is hard, do you think? That this shit is easy.
29:05
It's called a challenge. For fun I will.
29:07
Run to 711 on foot right now and be back in 2 1/2 minutes and go
29:12
get some saltines. 'Cause I'm going to be like
29:15
fucking spin shit up. It's going to happen.
29:17
I'm going to go fucking go run the no.
29:19
No, no, fucking hell. I got them at home.
29:21
I'll practice. It's a lot harder than you.
29:24
Think I must? Be because a lot of people like
29:27
we're like I can't like it's the last one or like trying to get.
29:31
It down. I'm doing 3 at once.
29:33
That's how I'm gonna do it. I've done it tons of ways.
29:35
The way I do it is I do 2, two and two or that sounds good, or
29:39
just one and then fucking. 222 sounds like it might be a
29:42
smarter idea. I mean one minute is very fast.
29:46
Mm Hmm. It's like 1 spoon.
29:50
It's like a teaspoon of cinnamon or something like that and you
29:52
got to like. I heard of.
29:54
This shit, you have to eat it and not vomit.
29:56
I think that shit. Hurts if you cuz you if you
29:59
breathe it in, it's like. If you as soon as you breathe
30:01
in, it just goes right to your throat and it makes you want to
30:03
die. Malcolm, would you do that one?
30:07
No, fuck that. I don't think knock would do
30:11
many of. These we could do the gallon
30:12
challenge with Oreo. What is that A.
30:14
Gallon like milk mile. I hate to say this too, but I
30:17
might be decent at that one too. No way, dude.
30:20
How fast you have to do it? I don't even a gallon of milk.
30:23
Are you crazy? I think it's in an hour or
30:26
something like, but that just sits in your stomach so it just
30:30
comes up. I can.
30:31
Tell you one thing now, 100% half gallon, that's done.
30:35
Oh, I could do that. Like, no challenge, no, don't
30:37
even use. The word challenge dude.
30:39
I I drink 1/2 gallon every time I ate Oreos.
30:41
Literally that's what I'm thinking.
30:42
I'm like, I really could. If no one stopped me, I could
30:45
easily drink a half a half a gallon of milk with Oreos.
30:48
You guys are baffling my mind because if I drank that much
30:50
milk I would die. White.
30:53
Sorry, we're just built different.
30:54
Yeah gosh Jesus, I'm going to have to take like 6 lactates.
30:58
Yeah, our people have been drinking it out of the utter
31:00
since birth. That's true.
31:01
Yeah. Did you know that?
31:04
Do you agree that we're technically not supposed to be
31:06
drinking that? Yeah.
31:07
Definitely this is. Fucking cow tit milk instead of
31:09
like but. What does it taste good Our.
31:11
Species got our own tit milk like.
31:13
Yeah, no, it's weird. It's very weird.
31:14
Yeah, it's not healthy either. I'm not one of those people
31:17
where I think milk, like dairy, is definitely not good.
31:19
I don't. Know why, Chad, but I thought
31:21
you lived over in like the country by like.
31:24
By Dave. James and I used to.
31:27
Yeah, you. You moved out.
31:28
Did you have a shop with them? I still do, yeah, I'm still part
31:31
of their shop. OK, we heard about like, there's
31:33
like animals over there. Oh yeah, it's on a farm.
31:35
Yeah. So there's goats, there's
31:37
Peacock that walk. Well, he might be dead now, but
31:39
there used to be a. Peacock that's you're confusing
31:41
out with James, That's James. He's just peacocking, shining
31:44
everything. He's trying to walk around going
31:46
like this every Yeah. Have you ever hey try some goat
31:51
milk? I've never had goat milk.
31:53
I'll try it though. Well.
31:53
You got one out the farm, that's a true.
31:55
Joke. I was like, Chad's not over
31:57
there drinking out the fucking cows.
32:00
Damn these food challenges got me revved.
32:02
Up I'm gonna come back and we're gonna do a food all food
32:04
podcast. I'm a sucker for a place that
32:06
tells me that it's unlimited. Can we agree on that?
32:09
Are you unlimited fries? Dude, no, no, no, no.
32:11
There's this one. Unlimited sushi.
32:13
Yeah, I'll fuck that place up. There's a place near me I eat at
32:15
least once a month. 30 bucks. Me and my roommate go and we
32:20
probably eat 20 rolls of sushi. Yeah.
32:23
You should actively oh fish. What I eat last time now run it
32:28
up I. Don't know.
32:29
It was a lot, though. Probably it was a lot.
32:32
I can't even eat that I I have eaten sushi though.
32:34
I. Probably.
32:35
That's goody, yeah. At least and then you get
32:37
appetite like all the fried stuff is included.
32:38
Before, that's where I go to this one by us and then
32:41
everyone's. Like Nah, this sushi X.
32:42
The fish is not that good. Sushi village Oh village.
32:45
The fish is not that good. I'm like I don't give a fuck
32:47
what the fish is like I want. I want 8000 lbs of food in my
32:51
stomach now for $35. Yep that's all I want.
32:54
I don't care. You can do that at a Chinese
32:56
buffet. That's actually not a bad place
32:58
either. I will.
32:59
I love that's where I'm going next one my brother.
33:02
But the food and there is. Like really bad.
33:04
Sometimes no, no, no. My brother down in South Jersey.
33:07
The place used to be a Golden Corral I'm pretty sure, but now
33:09
it's just an Asian restaurant, like an Asian buffet.
33:13
Oh, I'm down. It Kenneth told me.
33:16
It's by far the best fucking buffet he's ever been to.
33:19
It's by you. It's by my brother's house in
33:21
South Jersey. Where?
33:22
You got to go there. Dude, that shit has me dying.
33:24
I'm like, it's the size of a Golden Corral and if you've been
33:28
to a Golden Corral it's quite large.
33:30
Just be able to get everything from dude.
33:32
What? Wait Golden Corral is trash?
33:33
What? What was that?
33:34
That was the country buffet like you know it was.
33:37
Like Old Country Buffet, Golden Corral, it was all like the same
33:40
shit. You could go there and get like
33:42
a steak that's just sitting under a heat lamp.
33:43
Yep, but I'm not getting a steak, I'm getting popcorn
33:46
shrimp and I'm getting fucking everything fried because it's
33:50
just fucking being more fried under the lamp.
33:52
Do you know what the one was that was over here?
33:54
Oh no, it was a random one. It's called like dinosaur.
33:56
Or something. Or flaming Grill.
34:00
Yes, that was my grandfather's favorite place.
34:02
Why do grandparents? Always love those because.
34:04
They could get as much soup as they want because they're old
34:06
soup. And salad.
34:07
Yeah, my grandpa had a favorite one too.
34:09
Like in Ramsey, that one. Yeah, fucking grand Buffet.
34:12
That's that was next to my house dude.
34:14
Crazy. But Miyagi brought me to that
34:16
one over here, Flaming Grill, he said.
34:18
Yeah, we got to go. We got to use the best.
34:20
Best stuffed mushrooms in the land?
34:21
This is the worst food I've ever eaten in my entire life, but I
34:23
guess there's a lot of it, so I'm not going to say anything.
34:25
Best stuffed mushrooms in the land?
34:27
I fucking love stuffed mushrooms and I can never eat them because
34:30
they have crab in them or whatever.
34:31
That does suck for you. That one's got like sausage and
34:34
cheese and shit. I really hate to get off the
34:36
subject right now, but I feel like we should.
34:38
Drifting. Yeah.
34:39
So you drift, right? Is this the drifting?
34:40
We're talking about drifting. No, no, no, no.
34:43
No, I guess we could, right? I was trying to find a way to
34:45
relay that. What buffets?
34:47
I fucking love stuffed mushrooms.
34:49
So you have a Miata that's. The most seamless transition,
34:53
yeah, you could have possibly done.
34:54
There like have you, have you always had the Miata?
34:57
No. What about stuffed?
34:59
No, I'm thinking about it. How many?
35:01
Stuffed mushrooms can this battle.
35:03
Not to. Mention I wanted to stop this
35:04
conversation now before it gets worse and then we're starving.
35:07
That's. Why been?
35:08
Starving. Yeah.
35:09
I had a pack of gummy candy. Things we will bring you to our
35:12
favorite spot over here, though I'm down that we go to every
35:15
every after every podcast. Fuck.
35:16
Yeah, yeah. I like the local flavor.
35:19
Give me that, yeah. Hopefully we get to eat outside.
35:22
Yeah, that's my favorite. Shit.
35:23
And then you see all the takeover kids.
35:25
Yeah, you just, you just people watch.
35:27
What about that one dude? Yo, we should talk about that.
35:30
Wait, OK, so where in Philly are are you?
35:32
At Wait, what? Hold on, hold on.
35:34
I'm going to try to combine these so that we orange.
35:36
I can also I can throw into the takeover stuff so it's fine OK.
35:39
Where in Philly are you at? So like in the city?
35:41
I'm not. I'm like 40 minutes out of
35:42
Center City. You.
35:43
Ever heard of Kensington St. Malcolm really wants to go to
35:47
Kensington. Yeah, dude.
35:49
Wait, why did you choose Malcolm?
35:51
Because. Before you got here, where's
35:52
your? Mic we were talking about how he
35:54
really wants to go to Kensington and I said you don't.
35:57
It is like the videos. I think it is, yeah.
35:59
So, so you're 40 minutes out. Yeah, so I'm, I live in
36:02
Phoenixville, PA, which is like 35 minutes from the airport,
36:07
4040 minutes out of Center City. And I work in Westchester, which
36:11
is another, which is like a different direction, 40 minutes
36:13
out of the city. So I'm not in like a super urban
36:17
environment like. It's like a suburb of the of the
36:19
city. Interesting.
36:21
OK, so that doesn't get like that weird population of Philly
36:26
where they do like weird shit like this story for example.
36:29
No, no, it it does. I mean, so Philly does.
36:32
I heard someone last week had a flamethrower at a takeover in
36:35
Philly. That's that's, sorry, my mic.
36:38
That's standard procedure over here.
36:39
Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah.
36:40
A flamethrower? Who the fuck is?
36:42
Having fucking. Yeah, I've seen them.
36:43
Yeah, they'll and like they'll do it right next to the
36:45
stadiums, like the Eagle Stadium and everything while a game is
36:48
going on and the cops can't do anything about it, apparently.
36:52
But I don't know. I've never been to 1 and I never
36:54
will and fucked takeovers, but flamethrowers are kind of cool.
36:57
Takeovers, that's one thing. But like I'm talking like this.
37:01
We are outside eating at this restaurant.
37:04
It's called Juicy Platters. This.
37:05
Shit is crazy. Dude, it was me, Frankie and
37:08
Malcolm, and this guy just walked up and Johnny and Johnny
37:12
and this guy just walks up from around the corner, walks down.
37:16
He's wearing. Got no shirt?
37:18
He's got no shirt on and pretty short shorts.
37:20
It's late at night. I'm like what the fuck?
37:23
Walks up to the garbage can next to our table, just pulls out a
37:25
fucking high vis vest. Like, like he knew it was there.
37:29
Seconds, minutes, seconds before that, Malcolm just threw out his
37:33
food. I also threw out my food.
37:35
Like it's just sitting there on top of this vest, but yet the
37:39
but yet the vest comes out. But what did he say?
37:41
When he goes and then he goes, he goes.
37:43
Sorry guys, didn't think I'd be needing this.
37:45
And then he put it on and he's like looking at the, there's a
37:49
like a what kind of Cummins? There's a truck there.
37:52
There's a Dodge tow truck outfitted to be a tow truck and
37:54
he just, it's black and like tin it out and like very, very clean
37:58
and he just walks up to it. I thought he was going to get
38:01
it. Yeah.
38:02
And this guy just got out of it who clearly wasn't this high vis
38:04
guy. He had a.
38:07
Bag too. And he had a, he had then also
38:09
pulled a bag out with the trash. So then he's just like fixing
38:13
himself in there and the reflection and the reflection of
38:15
the truck. And then the, the guy, the owner
38:17
of the truck comes out and I'm like, Oh, thank God.
38:20
Like here we go. He like walks Something really
38:23
walks up to him and goes I I forgot what the exchange would.
38:26
Do, he said. The guy goes, oh, hey, what's
38:29
up, man? And he's like, can you move?
38:33
Then he gets in his truck, moves it, eats over there, then then
38:37
then the guy. Sprints.
38:38
No, he puts the shit down on the table and then runs.
38:42
And then runs away back around the corner.
38:44
Sprints, sprints down there, like he's literally like chill,
38:47
everyone's chilled, puts the thing down, starts sprinting to
38:51
the end of the thing and I literally got up.
38:52
I was like, I was like, yo, is that a bomb?
38:55
What? What is it?
38:56
Why is he running? Yeah, why are you running
38:58
Frankie? Really.
39:00
We have got up, I know we have. Malcolm.
39:02
And this is the place we're going tonight.
39:04
Yeah? Hell yeah.
39:05
We and Malcolm would have died. Yeah, I was like, I've seen this
39:10
in a movie. God, yeah, right away.
39:13
Like, and then me and Malcolm are like, what?
39:16
Yeah. Damn.
39:17
A. Terrorist threat so that he.
39:20
He comes back now we're just hanging out at this point.
39:24
And then he just like, walks over to like, you'll see like,
39:27
it's right next to like a car wash that's closed that night.
39:29
And he just walks over looking through the trash over there.
39:32
So now I'm like, OK, this guy's probably like homeless.
39:34
And he's like scratching. He's like tweaking out.
39:36
He's fucking tweaking and then fucking like throws up.
39:40
Oh yeah, we're keeps walking, keeps walking, disappears.
39:43
Did. We see him the other night too.
39:45
Or no, no. OK.
39:47
Oh. Right.
39:48
Did we? I.
39:49
Hope we see him in the night. I hope.
39:50
I hope we see him tonight too. That'd be funny.
39:52
You probably just had a disguise on, so you just didn't.
39:55
It probably was him, but he. Just you were there though,
39:57
right? It's crazy.
39:59
The best part was the only weird part like that was the and the
40:02
running, but that was the weirdest part because he walked
40:05
all the way from like a far away area.
40:08
Goes right to this garbage can. He goes, I'm sorry, boys, I
40:10
didn't think I'd be needing this.
40:11
Yeah. Let's sit on just dips.
40:13
What did he need it? For no idea, all right, And he
40:16
just jetted. It was the fact that he knew
40:18
that it was in there. Yeah, it was just some crackhead
40:20
shit, but it was it was fun. And like, that's like a fucking
40:23
normal ass neighborhood. Yeah, it's like. 10 minutes from
40:29
Frankie's house. Yeah, it's not like super
40:31
normal, but it's like you're not going to see that all the time,
40:34
ever. You don't see anything like that
40:36
in Philadelphia. I mean, I don't go into the city
40:39
that often, so not really like and in my neck of the woods that
40:43
just doesn't exist. Do you those?
40:44
People just get shot. Yeah.
40:46
Do you St. drive the Miata around in that area?
40:48
Yeah, yeah. St.
40:49
Dr. Miata, it's I don't I don't think you should ever not street
40:52
drive your cars. Oh.
40:55
OK, Frankie got a little excited in 10.
40:57
Like you don't. It's not.
40:58
Nothing's a trailer queen, you know?
41:00
Whoa. Carl's leaving already, now I'm
41:02
grabbing. See you later, Carl.
41:04
All right, have a good night. Yeah, you should definitely
41:06
never, ever not street drive your car.
41:08
Yeah, you always need to drive it.
41:09
That's cool because, like, it looks cool, right?
41:11
And you like driving it. So, you know, I just got to
41:13
drive. It on some people just get into
41:15
like that whole track mentality where they're like, oh, I don't
41:17
like it's it's so hard to drive it now.
41:20
Yeah, because it's so built for racing.
41:22
Yeah, fuck you. No, it's not.
41:24
You put a cage in it and it's an Sr.
41:26
Yeah, it's like, not. That's not a fucking race car.
41:28
Yeah, come on. That's true.
41:30
I mean I guess if it is like a stock engine and shit, what's
41:32
really changing it? But then they got the people
41:34
that like, cut the whole rear end out, yeah.
41:36
I mean, if you got a quick change in your car, you.
41:38
Know it's real. Is that where you draw the line?
41:40
You're like, OK. Yeah, you need.
41:41
Then you can have a quick change you.
41:42
Don't have to drive. Yeah, but I will never build a
41:44
car like that. What about rich white man?
41:46
Oh, he sucks. That's your teammate.
41:49
Yeah, yeah, he sucks. Getting him to take his cars out
41:53
of the garage is like pulling teeth.
41:55
But so like, Damon doesn't St. his Corolla ever either.
41:59
The first time he drove in the street was at the Final Bout
42:00
Cruise two years ago and he said he'd never do it again just
42:03
'cause it's I guess, really shitty to drive on the street,
42:06
which is to be expected for that car.
42:08
That's a lot of the drift cars that we drive.
42:09
Yeah, yeah, but I guess this is like super tinny and I don't
42:12
know, he said. It was just terrible to do.
42:15
Glad he did it once at. Least after after the little
42:18
competition on Saturday we've Nick was driving his car home
42:23
and just trying to race every little thing that moved that
42:26
even the slightest. That's amazing.
42:28
Like I was just chilling there. It was quiet.
42:31
I see I see a Mustang to my left and then very, very close to the
42:36
Mustang is Nicks car. Like I was like, oh.
42:40
What? So he went drifting and then he
42:41
just raced there. No, Yeah, but then that also got
42:43
me like horned up to drive my car around.
42:45
So then like, I drove my car around.
42:47
Like I drove it attaboy to my mom's house.
42:49
I drove it to GSPI watched a movie at GSP the other day.
42:52
Yeah. Drove it there, drove it around,
42:54
drove it home. Fucking sick.
42:56
Valenos. Loud as hell on the street.
42:59
Yeah, loud as fuck. Yeah.
43:01
It was like I had to pull over the first time.
43:03
I was like what the fuck? It's like a Jeep.
43:07
Just I'm like, what the heck? But yeah, so that's good.
43:10
You drive. Why is the hardtop orange?
43:12
Is it still orange? Is that on purpose?
43:15
So. Do we have a picture of Malcolm
43:19
B of the hardtop? I wanted to try Low Rider
43:24
painting for the first time in my life, and I decided to do it
43:27
before we really came up with a livery or paint or anything.
43:31
It's a good idea. So yeah, I mean, it's.
43:35
Oh, there's yeah. So you know, I never noticed.
43:39
It was, yeah, it's kind of hard to see, but it's all spray
43:42
paint. It's none of it is with a with
43:44
like airbrushing or anything. It's just straight up spray
43:46
paint. But yeah, I just wanted to try
43:49
it and I just wanted to do orange and gold.
43:52
That's really the only reason it's orange.
43:54
And then I just kind of kept orange for my for my accent
43:58
color. Like the little lightning bolts
43:59
are orange and shit. So I was going.
44:00
To say it looks good with the orange.
44:03
Yeah. So like we all just kind of kept
44:04
it and you know, we have our own color now.
44:07
But yeah, I wanna, I don't know if I'll do it on the skyline cuz
44:10
it was a lot of work. It was a lot.
44:11
Of hours. I saw you picked up a.
44:13
Was that reason you picked up the skyline?
44:15
Yeah, I drove Tennessee for it. Good thing you picked a car
44:18
that's very similar to the Miata, yeah?
44:21
Dude but shit, fuck. The shakedown in that car was
44:25
crazy. Yeah, it's like, it's crazy
44:28
because this one has power, which is cool and well, anything
44:34
over 100 horsepower I'm not used to.
44:35
So, you know, it's, it might not be fast, but it's good enough
44:40
for now. The Miata was NA.
44:42
Yeah, yeah, it's NA car, non turbo, nothing.
44:45
Everybody always thinks it's turbo, I guess because the way I
44:47
drive, I don't know, but yeah, it's NAI have a turbo car, but
44:51
that's irrelevant. But yeah, that's what the
44:55
Tennessee picked it up. I don't really know what I'm
44:58
going to do with it yet other than drive it next.
44:59
Year is that APS deuce kit on? There vertex it's vertex fenders
45:04
full vertex kit OK. Yo, Rich left a very similar
45:08
comment to what I just said. Yeah.
45:11
And I just want you guys to know that I did not read it
45:13
beforehand, but Rich said went from the smallest car in the
45:16
team to the largest. Yep.
45:18
See now Rich needs another JZX because we all have 4 doors now
45:22
and he's the one that doesn't. Have a 4 door.
45:24
So we're trying to get him by a JZX.
45:27
I think he just sold all his JCS.
45:28
Yeah, I know. It's perfect timing.
45:30
I've run to that kit. Yeah, I actually, for the first
45:33
time in Englishtown, my first time ever there, I did a private
45:38
day with Rio and Rich was supposed to be there, but he
45:41
broke down on the way and it didn't have power steering.
45:46
It still doesn't. It's actually at HDT right now,
45:48
getting power steering put in. But drifting that heavy of a car
45:52
with no power steering, would not recommend.
45:54
You throw it and try to catch it and you just can't really trying
45:59
to crank back on the wheel and it just wouldn't come back.
46:03
I've never had blisters from drifting before but I had like
46:06
blisters on my hands after like 2 hours of trying to drive that
46:10
car. There's no Miata.
46:11
No. It's a long.
46:12
Boy, I've driven a Miata without power steering and drifted it
46:14
just fine. That absolutely fucking lutely
46:16
not. But how did it feel like
46:18
transitioning and everything? It was a little slower than like
46:21
a Miata as to be expected, but it really didn't feel much
46:24
different to me. The the biggest difference was
46:26
right hand drive. That's I'm really going to have
46:29
to learn that because fuck. Punching the door card.
46:31
No, not necessarily that it's. Just grabbing out of the out of
46:35
the door car just. Yeah, it was weird.
46:40
Like, trying to just find third gear was the hardest.
46:43
Yeah, third is so elusive. Like, I'm cool if it's just all
46:45
second gear and you know, and then just putting it to the
46:48
floor and just letting her eat was great.
46:50
Who? Is the one that was saying they
46:51
love third gear. Being Johnny.
46:54
It's Johnny. 'Cause he's like, yeah, it's
46:55
just so fucking. It's like damn, that's crazy.
46:58
Yeah, we were like. Johnny's just like, yeah, you
47:00
just put it in a second, dude. Third gear in a USDM car to 2nd
47:04
is the best thing ever. It's just like.
47:07
I guess if I was left-handed it would probably be a little
47:09
easier, but I'm not, so it's just I don't know.
47:12
Yeah, he was like really weird to 2nd.
47:14
I'm like, no, that sucks in that car.
47:18
Yeah, I tried to and everything. You're going away from you.
47:22
It's just disorienting because everything in there, I'm just
47:24
like, yeah, why is my mirror all the way over there?
47:26
I mean, I guess if you were used to it then it's totally the same
47:29
thing. Yeah, I got a long winter ahead
47:30
of me trying to make my SIM right hand drive and try to
47:35
learn so. I forgot you're you're on this.
47:38
How active are you on the SIM? I used to be multiple times a
47:43
week like because we back way back in the day, back when Tando
47:47
buddies was a thing like that was our car pack.
47:50
Oh. Yeah, Damien talked about that,
47:53
Yeah. Yeah, so.
47:54
We all used that for a while. We used to do Tando Tuesdays
47:57
every, We'd have like 16 people get on every night.
48:00
We'd do a comp, you know, a jam session with a comp every night.
48:03
Anymore like because I don't have a dedicated rig I just set
48:06
it up on my desk sounds. Like Carl?
48:09
Yep, right. Yeah.
48:12
But I don't know, I'll get back into it.
48:14
It's more of a winter sport for me because I tried to never be
48:16
the. Winter Games, yeah, you have to
48:18
like, find the winter activity. Yeah, so I'll probably get back
48:22
into it, but you know, now that my car is in it, which is cool.
48:25
We did the karoshi Front Street Pack.
48:26
That was kind of sick. Dude I have literally I used
48:29
your. Car yeah, all the Front Street
48:31
cars are in there with ours and. Imagine that, Frankie.
48:34
They have shit man. No one, no one made your car in
48:37
the game. Don't.
48:38
Please don't. There could be a faction pack.
48:39
You know what? I'm saying I'm.
48:41
Just saying, I'm not saying nothing, but I do have my car in
48:43
the game at the moment. But did you make it or?
48:46
My friend Andy, Andy Andy made my car in there for the one who
48:50
made. How do you do that?
48:51
They just coat it. And shit, now you build a model
48:54
scratch, you know what I mean? Fucking yeah.
48:56
Just stuck it nuts. Yeah, I think he like, yeah,
49:00
modeling. Yeah, it's all 3D modeling
49:01
stuff. I think Justin from Rostars is
49:04
fucking with a little bit now. Yeah, Justin does it like
49:07
Justin's been always. He was doing renders and stuff
49:11
like that prior. So I'm sure maybe that
49:14
transition for him wasn't even that crazy.
49:16
That guy's just smart. But yeah, Aceto Aceto's what
49:20
built me essentially drifting, yeah.
49:23
How long have you been drifting for?
49:26
Shit, five years in the Miata. I did a year in AE 36, so like
49:31
6. This will be my 7th year coming
49:32
up. Yeah.
49:34
I started in AE36 with absolute shit everything.
49:39
And then Ryan Manuel, I don't know if you know who that is.
49:43
He's running automatic on Instagram.
49:47
He had, he was selling his Miata that he he drifted and I was
49:51
like, I like that. So I bought it and I've had it
49:53
ever since and that's the one. I have.
49:55
And I've just kind of, I don't know, perfected it, I guess and
49:59
in my driving and. Where are you pulling your
50:01
inspiration from? Like 'cause it's styled up not
50:04
are there sixteens or fifteens? Sixteens fifteens are too.
50:07
Small. I like sixteens because it
50:09
always has to be 1 inch larger than OEM.
50:12
That a boy. So then it's like makes it fit.
50:15
Yeah, Yeah, It's true. That's a true.
50:18
That's a good. You know I had sixteens on my
50:20
fucking S chassis at one point and it looks good.
50:23
Stock body. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
50:26
Fire. You said 16. 16 I had a 16 by 8,
50:30
like fucking 0. Type X comes with 16 inch.
50:33
OK, so that means 17 is the best, which it is.
50:37
Yeah, I would go with the biggest wheel OEM.
50:41
Offered I might have put 20s bigger than that.
50:43
But the problem with that rule is now you got Hondas that come
50:46
with 20 ones or whatever, so. That's true.
50:48
So then no, now, now the rule of thumb is you go down.
50:50
Yeah, yeah, 'cause you ever you remember seeing Justin's like
50:54
those new Civics when they have an 18 inch wheel and a bigger
50:56
tire. It's crazy that it actually does
50:57
look good still because you would think since they designed
51:00
to have like a 20 or a 19 on it, that it would look.
51:02
But he was Malcolm. What is the size of those 2020
51:05
right? 20 inches, That's insane for a.
51:08
Civic on a civic. That used to be the biggest way
51:10
you could get on an Escalade. Yeah, and now they're just like,
51:12
Oh yeah, put on the Civic. What?
51:14
That's Honda. Drop the ball.
51:15
Max that is the size of an Escalade.
51:18
Yeah, Dub Magazine. Size of my arms.
51:20
I want to see a Honda Civic with 20 twos on it.
51:22
That would be probably wouldn't even look that crazy.
51:24
I would look normal. It would look normal as fuck.
51:26
And then the tires they give you are like rubber bands.
51:28
And they're like, yeah, this will perform.
51:29
Remember when Malcolm had one of those?
51:30
Yeah, that was a little weird. I try to forget it, yeah.
51:33
They got his ass. Malcolm got, yeah.
51:35
Malcolm fucking got pulled over in that thing with me in the
51:38
car, yeah. That was fun.
51:40
Malcolm or a Princess made him get out.
51:43
Yeah, I was like. Do you mind if we switch,
51:45
officer? The officer's like once I get
51:47
out of here, you can do whatever you want.
51:49
I didn't get to they're going to switch right here.
51:51
He. Didn't get to.
51:51
I didn't get a ticket though. Then the guy's like, how fast
51:55
does this thing go? They're trying to get your ass.
51:58
Damn, that out for you. They did nice car though.
52:01
So what? What's your plans for the
52:03
skyline like? Are you going to just throw the
52:06
karoshi? Yeah, the karoshi look.
52:09
On it. So yeah, it's gonna be
52:11
Karoshified, I guess. I don't know.
52:14
I'll probably, I'm gonna leave that kit on it.
52:17
I'm probably gonna get a spare kit.
52:18
So when that one inevitably blows up, we'll have some extra
52:21
and just paint it right away. I kind of I've always wanted
52:25
like an Abu moon style R32. That's just on the ground.
52:29
Sounds a good. Idea.
52:31
But like a lot of people just run PS2's and BN and it all
52:33
looks the same so I. Don't know.
52:35
No, the PS2's skip doesn't looks good.
52:37
Yeah, and it fits good. But I've always wanted, I want a
52:40
drag wing on it and everything like I just love to look at.
52:43
That oh, we got a guy that can do the drag wing for you.
52:45
Yeah, Scott. I don't know.
52:47
Oh yeah, I remember you talking about him.
52:48
That was like, that was like his inspiration for that Drag Wing
52:51
was album Moon. Yeah.
52:52
That was like, is he still? Making those.
52:53
He will, yeah. I have to hit him up.
52:56
Yeah, same line, Scott. Just talking, just talking for
52:59
Scott right now. Yeah.
53:00
Thompson Speed Factory. Yeah, someone else asked us the
53:04
other day. They're like, yo, can you all
53:06
make this? I'm like, no, we don't make.
53:09
Spoilers. He's like, he's like, Are you
53:11
sure? I'm like, I'm sure.
53:13
Yeah. And he's OK.
53:14
Where do you think I can get this?
53:16
I'm like, you can't. And then I was like, oh, wait.
53:18
I was like, it sounds like you want something like this, Hit up
53:21
this guy. He's like, all right, cool.
53:23
Sorry, Scott, I don't know what I sent you, but hopefully you
53:26
can help him out. But yeah, those wings, look, I
53:28
mean, they they're definitely unique.
53:30
Yeah. But yeah, he literally like
53:31
studied the Abu Moon one and then was like and then tried to
53:34
make it himself. Is your plan to like is is you
53:37
guys plan to get the group back together for next year and try
53:40
to compete again? Oh boy.
53:42
Ohh. Is that?
53:44
Is that what it is? Yeah, I think so.
53:46
'Cause it's not a site, Chad, I got my partner right here.
53:48
That's true. We can't we can't let you guys
53:50
go to final bat and and us not be there.
53:52
What? Look at Frankie.
53:55
Yeah, you're going, right? That's why I keep hearing every
53:57
podcast, Carl said. You're on file, so you better be
53:59
there next year. We have to drive the special
54:02
stage first and we don't even know if we can drive together.
54:06
Yeah, me and you will be fine. We just, we're gonna pull up and
54:09
we wanna pull up like the first. So we put up with the cars where
54:11
you're like, they won. Yeah.
54:14
The first time we unveiled, like the liveries and everything, we
54:16
pulled into the thing and Frankie's like, oh, it's over,
54:19
yeah. That's what we're trying to
54:21
first. You're talking about first
54:23
yellow? Yeah, first yellow.
54:24
Yep, that was the first time that I really.
54:26
Liked that livery I. Still do.
54:28
I love it and that's why I'm leaving it on the Miata and got
54:30
another chassis because I don't want to take it off.
54:32
Yeah, this guy. Said some crazy shit earlier.
54:33
He's like, I'm just going to, That's a museum, Cornell.
54:36
Yeah, that's that's going to be a barn fine for somebody someday
54:38
it's going to be sitting Outback and it's going to be like that's
54:42
what people. Say my car is right now.
54:44
But anyway, so I was like, that's a McLaren money talking.
54:47
Nah, Nah, I'm with that. My my my younger brother's
54:50
probably the same way we're. Just going to put this one in
54:51
the corner to an. Extent once I get the car to
54:54
probably like the nicest it'll ever be, I'll just be like.
54:57
It's done. Park it.
54:59
I'm gonna park it now. Yeah.
55:01
Like, and I'm only gonna take it out to, to drift.
55:03
That's cool. And drifting it doesn't
55:05
necessarily always mean, like, I'm gonna beat it up.
55:07
Yeah, like. You can drift and not destroy
55:09
your car, yeah. I would just.
55:10
Feel like been driving if I was doing that, but that's that.
55:13
I mean, that's a good thing to feel, I guess, like, oh, I just
55:15
have that car in the back. Yeah, you got to back up.
55:17
It would be cool to take both of them to final bout too.
55:20
Just have a backup car cuz. I mean, alright, that's right.
55:22
That's the only OK, so that's the only reason we won that year
55:25
cuz. You had a spare car.
55:26
Yeah, because Damien's Corolla took a shit and he had the
55:29
verteza at the time and he drove that.
55:32
It's almost like he planned that.
55:33
That's the smart. Shit so.
55:34
Jimmy did the same thing and I was really scared that he was
55:36
going to have to use it after that little.
55:38
Like yeah, but he didn't use it right?
55:40
I, I don't know, I don't think that to be honest.
55:43
I feel like everyone, God damn it, Chad, you missed the fun one
55:47
dude. I know.
55:48
It was fucking fun dude. I really wish I could have been
55:51
there. It looked fucking sick.
55:52
I've always wanted to see animal style drive in person.
55:54
Yeah. It was.
55:55
That was fucking that's. Why wasn't I driving that?
55:58
She was. Sick as fuck.
56:00
I got to watch. I was on about with Julian, just
56:03
standing next to Julian. If somebody got a photo of that,
56:05
it's. Probably.
56:06
You probably look this big. Yeah, exactly that.
56:10
Like. That was fun though.
56:12
Yeah, it looked cool and. That was so.
56:15
So good. I want to compete against them
56:17
because as like US like inspiration stuff, yeah, like
56:20
animal style and then you actually like.
56:24
For. East Coast, it was like the
56:25
Christmas video and then the parking lot video from Animal
56:28
Style. Yeah, those were the two that
56:30
got the. Parking lot video.
56:32
I love that video. One of the shortest videos but
56:36
for some reason had a crazy impact.
56:38
Because it was in a parking lot. And that was like sick cars.
56:41
It was yes, that. Was that was like the first like
56:43
super dumped in the US drifting? The the the point of the video
56:48
was like getting shit close as fuck.
56:51
Like I think that that S14 was just a dragon kit on the video.
56:54
Created takeovers. Imagine that.
56:56
No. Damn it, way to go, animals.
57:00
I would like to compete against everybody over there.
57:02
Yeah, but it would be cool. Like they've been, you know,
57:04
they've been super inspiration as far as style goes.
57:07
Like I've always wanted to be super dumped.
57:09
Like now they're not dumped anymore.
57:10
So I'm kind of like. But they the cars were.
57:12
They still look good. Yeah. 2 1/2.
57:16
It's 10, James. Thinks they're all monster
57:18
trucks, but. They're like a little taller for
57:20
sure. Talk.
57:21
To that guy about anything. That you can't like.
57:23
I'm trying to bring that low thing into my life now, but now
57:28
I can't get factory. My car cannot go lower anymore.
57:32
That's as low as it can go with the 235, and I'm not running a
57:35
smaller tire than that. Take it to James, he'll get it
57:37
lower. Yeah, he'll figure it out.
57:39
He'll also make it undrivable. I know it'll.
57:41
Look, I know James is probably, I think, is he in the car?
57:44
Right there. Why can't your car go lower?
57:46
The tire and the factory metal and like if that would have to
57:48
run like dude, it's going to look so.
57:50
Ugly. Oh well.
57:53
But yeah, there we were at, at at Twin Drift and there's
57:58
Braden's car, that red car. You're talking to the Coop.
58:02
That was my on its balls sick. It's low.
58:04
But it's too low when the rear needs to grow up.
58:06
But I just thought it was funny because earlier in the day,
58:10
like, I'm just like far away, I'm looking at the car and like
58:14
out of nowhere, James just comes into frame and he's just like
58:19
taking a picture. Low ass car I'm.
58:22
Like I did too. I was just dying.
58:23
I was like, dude, what are the odds that this is what attracted
58:27
you over here? It's a very cool.
58:28
Car. Yeah, it's like really freaking
58:30
low. Yeah, it it looks like it drives
58:32
like James's car drives, which is not good.
58:35
Yeah, I was going to say like, that probably drives really bad.
58:38
And then they got it on the trailer.
58:40
I was the whole time they were doing their thing to get get it
58:42
on the trailer. I'm just watching.
58:44
I'm like, damn, he's got like wood on the trailer.
58:48
So it's higher than that like lip.
58:50
Did he leave the skirt on? Cuz that would have been fucking
58:54
crazy. I know they used a winch to get
58:57
it up, which is dope. Like I fucking would love that.
59:01
But yeah, they're fucking like doing that.
59:03
And then it was on. I love the color of that car.
59:06
It's just red. It's nice, the single stage red.
59:09
It just looks so good. If you left the skirt on that's
59:11
crazy cuz I on my me I have to take the kid off to put it on
59:13
the trailer and I'm not even like that low.
59:15
My car at its last height was leave the skirts on and I think
59:20
leave the rear bumper on. What?
59:22
Yeah, wow. On your car.
59:24
Yeah, but I would put. Bro.
59:27
Either race ramps behind them or I'd put wood behind it.
59:31
No shot. You're leaving that bumper, I
59:33
swear. To God, yeah, I think so.
59:35
So the rear bumper might have came off, but I really think.
59:39
Yeah, so I, I mean, I did say I want to dump my skyline, but
59:43
right now it is at the perfect height where I don't have to
59:46
take the kit off and I can open my door and not smack into my.
59:50
Trailer. So it's like, do I really want
59:52
to lower it because man, instead of taking?
59:54
Yeah, you do. 45 minutes. I do, You're right.
59:57
Yeah, 45 minutes to load it, it takes 15 and it's just so nice.
1:00:01
I've mastered Frankie's trailer. Dude, Frankie's trailer is the
1:00:05
best trailer you can ever buy. The the the Bombers defenders
1:00:10
are. 'Cause you made a post earlier
1:00:13
today, Carl, that said oh for Rich.
1:00:16
Yeah. And it was his truck, his car
1:00:19
and my trailer. And I go to Malcolm.
1:00:23
I go, this is my trailer. And she starts laughing it.
1:00:27
Was mine that day. That's insane dude.
1:00:31
You're the one who says it's OK to use it, so the fact that
1:00:34
you're Indian fucking giving me right now is.
1:00:36
Crazy never did that. That's insane.
1:00:39
You could use it but but don't say it's you're O 4 rich.
1:00:43
That was in 2004, brother. Based off the law of parody,
1:00:46
that means nothing. So how'd you master my trailer?
1:00:51
You Jack up the trailer and then if, if you wanted to, if you had
1:00:56
like wood, it would be even easier.
1:00:59
Like you could probably get anything on that thing.
1:01:00
Yeah. That's what I did.
1:01:01
I put a wood block up front, jacket up, put wood at the under
1:01:05
the. Ramp under the ramps.
1:01:06
Yeah, that's, that's really it, yeah.
1:01:08
And then you're on. Yeah, you don't have to do
1:01:09
anything. Else dude, when I was using EU
1:01:11
Haul, I've ruined the underneath of my car.
1:01:14
Yeah, you had those tear out of like the brakes.
1:01:17
You have to. You have to rent EU Haul
1:01:18
trailer, go back to your shop, get the biggest metal hammer you
1:01:21
have and bang that whole fucking inner thing flat and then use
1:01:24
it. You are.
1:01:25
Fucking crazy. That's the only way you could
1:01:27
use AU Haul dry, and then it's actually kind of a good trailer.
1:01:31
Yeah, yeah, they don't seem too bad because you just.
1:01:33
Throw that strap over the front wheels and then that's it.
1:01:36
Your car too high if you can. Yeah, it really is.
1:01:39
That's true. That's fucking high.
1:01:41
I couldn't use that. Yeah.
1:01:43
That's crazy. But you haul motorcycle
1:01:46
trailers. Best trailer they ever made.
1:01:48
I even use one of them. It's got a fucking, it's like a
1:01:50
triangle in the front and it's got a stand for a motorcycle.
1:01:54
That's pretty cool. Right up the ramp into that.
1:01:56
Done. Perfect trailer.
1:01:58
Damn, that's pretty sick. Actually, yeah, they get stolen
1:02:00
a lot. I wonder why, Yeah.
1:02:03
People like go there, just hook it up, leave and they're like,
1:02:06
Yep, that's mine now I'm. Trying to think they're.
1:02:08
Overhead on trailers is probably crazy.
1:02:10
Yo, now I'm thinking about it, you'd.
1:02:11
Think they probably get stolen. It's pretty easy to steal those
1:02:13
trailers. There's got to be probably like
1:02:14
a dude. They don't put no, I'm not, I'm
1:02:16
not saying that I've done this. Oh boy.
1:02:18
But one time my buddy Tyler, who's come here before, reserved
1:02:23
a trailer for us to move something and the place closed.
1:02:27
We couldn't check the trailer out, but we see one of the
1:02:32
trailers that looks like the trailer that he rented.
1:02:35
So I was like, I mean, we're bringing it right back right
1:02:39
here in the in like 3 hours. So you just took it?
1:02:42
So we just took it. And then brought it back and
1:02:44
brought it back. There's only three hours.
1:02:46
Yeah, it's fine. Like, what is it?
1:02:47
Does it actually? Matter.
1:02:48
I don't think anybody. You pay for it, right?
1:02:51
Yes, you paid for it. Yep.
1:02:53
Yes. Yes, we did.
1:02:56
That was like, I was like, damn, like.
1:02:59
So do you like my trailer more, Carl, or do you like Josh's
1:03:01
more? I'm definitely.
1:03:03
Like yours? Ignore the rack.
1:03:04
No I definitely like yours. Me and Nick had like an hour
1:03:07
long conversation about this because Nick is also like.
1:03:09
I try to sell everyone on an open deck trailer.
1:03:11
Well I hate in close if it if it was a closed deck it would be
1:03:15
nicer because then I could put more things on it.
1:03:18
Yeah, like not a car. Not a car.
1:03:20
Yeah, but but just for a car. Just for a car, it tows better,
1:03:23
it's lighter and. It's lighter than Josh's.
1:03:27
Dude, my car, my truck was sagging.
1:03:29
Is it just aluminum? Yeah, but it's a tilt deck.
1:03:32
It has the rack it has. The rack is gonna affect.
1:03:35
Like other shit, I don't fucking.
1:03:36
Know all those wheels on the tongue?
1:03:40
It's like right up front. So it's like it's gonna make it
1:03:42
sag more. I don't know, like I just I like
1:03:45
yours because it also just like works the best.
1:03:48
Yeah, it won't for long because everyone keeps using it but.
1:03:51
I'm literally the only one using it unless.
1:03:53
It's just directed at you, yeah. Well, ever since I've used it,
1:03:56
I've broken it twice. Jesse and Wags used it, I think.
1:04:00
But yeah, you have used it the most, yeah.
1:04:03
Better keep up with that shit, yeah?
1:04:05
Tail lights broken. Way to go, Carl.
1:04:07
It came off the hitch. Well, I wasn't gonna say that,
1:04:10
but fucking. Straight up fucking.
1:04:12
I'm fucking behind him and then I just see sparks coming
1:04:17
everywhere. I was like, I guess a ramp fell
1:04:18
out and I'm like following him and I'm like, oh, that's not a
1:04:21
rent. The trailer fell off the car.
1:04:23
Bro, Frankie was behind. Come on.
1:04:24
I fucking felt like a biggest scumbag ever.
1:04:27
It was. I still feel like a scumbag.
1:04:28
I feel like a scumbag. The fact that he brought it up
1:04:30
in my photo today that I took like now I'm like, where the
1:04:33
fuck can I keep a trailer at my house?
1:04:34
Like I, I need to figure this out.
1:04:36
Can just rent a spot. I don't have one.
1:04:38
I don't rent a spot. Rent a spot.
1:04:40
Yeah, I have a not a big house, but no.
1:04:42
No no like rents somewhere else. I keep my trailer like 5 minutes
1:04:45
from my house at like a rental place that has like RV's and
1:04:48
stuff. I'm like people like keep boats.
1:04:50
Yeah, I just keep my car trailer there.
1:04:51
How much do I charge? Yeah.
1:04:52
How much do you charge over that?
1:04:53
60 bucks a month. Oh, that's not that bad
1:04:55
actually. Yeah, but it would be nice to
1:04:57
put it in your fucking. Backyard and then I can put a
1:04:59
car on it. If I get another car, boom,
1:05:02
there you go. That's some big brain shit.
1:05:06
Well, like nothing said now. Now when I'm driving past
1:05:09
places, I'm going to just know, like, yeah, that guy actually
1:05:11
might not have all of those things.
1:05:13
So I'm like, why the Hell's this guy got 50 trailers on his
1:05:16
property? There you go.
1:05:18
So who got you in a drifting? Just a set of.
1:05:21
No, it was everything in my life is Damien's fault.
1:05:25
I thought so. That's what I wanted you to say.
1:05:28
So if you really want like the origin story, I met Damien a
1:05:32
long time ago because he used to work at my local auto parts
1:05:35
store, you know, Oh. No.
1:05:37
He, he worked at that guy. He was like.
1:05:39
I need your VIN. And like he was the guy with
1:05:41
like the cool car, you know, because at the time he had his
1:05:44
coupe, his purple coupe on like bright yellow.
1:05:46
I think they were gram lights with like a Ford V8 but it
1:05:50
looked cool. I mean I still wasn't AV8 fan,
1:05:52
I'm not now but so mutually I got hooked up with him and then
1:06:02
he invited me to do RC drifting. So I went up once and got
1:06:08
hooked. That night I bought a chassis,
1:06:10
an all-wheel drive chassis because that's the way we were
1:06:12
doing. Yeah, that's.
1:06:13
What you would do right with those?
1:06:14
Things, yeah, but then. It was easier to drift it
1:06:17
correct? Yeah, but then I went back with
1:06:20
it and he's like, OK, we're all switching to rear wheel drive
1:06:22
now. So I had to buy a rear wheel
1:06:25
drive you. Can't just like modify it?
1:06:26
You can, but it's just easier just to buy a better chassis
1:06:29
because I had a cheap I bought a cheap one you just.
1:06:30
Pulled the transfer case. Out I I don't know, those things
1:06:33
are so realistic. You might be able to do
1:06:35
something like that, like you can pull the front axles out or
1:06:37
something. Yeah.
1:06:38
And this, this is when I lived less than 10 minutes from his
1:06:41
house. So like we hung out a lot and
1:06:44
then VR became a thing and Aceto Corsa.
1:06:47
So I go to his house, I got on the SIM, he's like, you should
1:06:49
try this. And it was in like the base E30
1:06:52
Falcon car from Aceto. I was doing just like Donuts.
1:06:55
And I was like starting to get it.
1:06:58
And then I would just I, I built a whole PC because of Damien.
1:07:03
I got VR because of Damien. I'm living on the street now.
1:07:07
Yeah, Damien. Yeah, basically.
1:07:10
So I started doing all the Aceto stuff and then one day he texted
1:07:15
me and he's like, hey, we're gonna go to like a like a hobby
1:07:19
show for like RC cars and stuff like that.
1:07:20
We didn't go to hobby show. He took me up to the Oval.
1:07:23
I don't know if you've ever heard of that in like up in Penn
1:07:27
State, like in the middle of the state.
1:07:30
Yeah, that Figure 8, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:07:33
Yeah, I went there and rode in my car or not my car in a drift
1:07:37
car with Doug Buttermore. I don't.
1:07:39
Know if you know who he is. In his his yellow S13 his I rode
1:07:43
with him as Alex Russian was on his door with his S14 and I was
1:07:48
hooked. And then I was like, well there
1:07:51
goes my life. So, you know, I found AE 36 and
1:07:57
just learned in that I went to RSD clinics, pretty much picked
1:08:02
it up in I would say a day for the most part and like basic
1:08:05
mechanics just because I played so much.
1:08:06
Aceto did that for a year and then I wanted like a cool car
1:08:11
that wasn't BMW because I'll never owned one of those.
1:08:14
What were you doing for work at the time?
1:08:16
I was, I was working, I was detailing cars at the time, not
1:08:22
where I'm at now. I was working for a Mercedes at
1:08:25
the time down in Reading, so I had to move to go to my new job.
1:08:30
Did you like how did you get into detailing cars?
1:08:33
So I've been washing cars since I was 15.
1:08:37
There's the biggest car wash, like self car wash in the world
1:08:42
was near my house like it was on National Geographic.
1:08:46
They came and did a whole thing about it was.
1:08:47
So shocked How what how big is? Like in Arizona or?
1:08:50
Something How big is the biggest car wash in the world?
1:08:52
Like that's such a weird. Yeah, it's like AI guess they
1:08:54
consider it like the whole compound to be it because it's
1:08:57
like there's a dog wash building for your dogs.
1:09:01
They had like 4 bays in it, Yeah.
1:09:03
Oh, they'll clean your whole life up.
1:09:04
Yeah. And then there's like a, there's
1:09:06
just go there for. One thing Yeah, they'll clean
1:09:09
your whole life up. Yeah.
1:09:09
And then there's like a I think 6 or 8 self wash bays and then
1:09:14
there's the tunnel to do like a normal car wash.
1:09:16
What? About yourself.
1:09:18
Unfortunately no showers unfortunately, but their
1:09:20
bathrooms are really nice. Their bathrooms were sick so you
1:09:23
probably could. And then there was.
1:09:25
It was wild. It's kind.
1:09:27
Of wild, it's if you if you look it up, it's called Cloister car
1:09:29
wash and Lube. It's super old.
1:09:33
And Lube, yeah. Because it was, it was, Yeah, it
1:09:35
was connected to a Lube shop as well.
1:09:38
And, and then there was 2 tracks to go through and there was one
1:09:42
that you could like detail and get it like waxed and you know,
1:09:44
stuff like that. And then there was just like a
1:09:46
normal like wash dry windows type thing.
1:09:48
But I worked there since I was 15.
1:09:50
My mom had to drive me to work. I worked there all through high
1:09:54
school for like 3 or 4 years. And then out of that I worked
1:09:57
for where did I start? I started at BMW.
1:10:03
I got fired from there because I didn't want to become an auto
1:10:05
tech because I wanted to become, you know, they wanted somebody
1:10:10
to, like, push forward. Yeah.
1:10:11
And I didn't want to be a tech because I talked to all the
1:10:14
techs there and they were like, if you enjoy cars, don't do
1:10:16
this. So I was like, OK.
1:10:18
Good, good advice. So they they were like trying to
1:10:20
take the people washing cars and make them a technician.
1:10:22
Yeah. Like have somebody always there
1:10:23
to like move up. OK.
1:10:25
So I left. I left there.
1:10:27
Yeah, you imagine one day you're wet ragging a fucking yeah BMW,
1:10:30
and then they're like, hey, do you want to do a motor swap?
1:10:32
Yeah, they said they were going to send me to training and
1:10:34
everything. I mean, that's good, yeah.
1:10:35
For like free, but I just didn't want to do it.
1:10:38
So and from there I moved to a, a dealership group that was
1:10:42
literally right next to it. I worked for Mazda, Mitsubishi,
1:10:48
Mercedes, and then that eventually bought the BMW
1:10:51
dealership I worked for. So for BMW and Ford and all
1:10:54
that. And I worked there for God knows
1:10:56
how long, like six or seven years, doing detailing, just
1:11:00
straight detailing. Literally washed cars and
1:11:02
detailed cars your. Entire life.
1:11:03
My whole life. Until now.
1:11:05
Until now, yeah. So then I, I.
1:11:08
He just got a new job at a strip club.
1:11:09
Yeah. Now I'm a Baker, yeah.
1:11:13
Completely decided to do a one. 80 Yeah, you.
1:11:16
Know but yeah then I I wanted to get out of just do something
1:11:21
different and one of my friends at the time knew that and he
1:11:24
just bought a house in Westchester and he just so
1:11:27
happened to find that McLaren was hiring or like the auto
1:11:30
group was and he sent it to me I applied I went down and did a
1:11:35
test car I had to like show them my skills because they don't
1:11:38
just hire anybody there like you have to just.
1:11:40
Fuck a McLaren up or yeah. But they'll give you like a like
1:11:43
a like a Porsche of Macan or like something like shitty,
1:11:46
yeah, like shitty 50 or 60 grand, you know, for poor
1:11:48
people. You know, practice on this,
1:11:51
Yeah. Yeah, so you got to show your
1:11:53
skills. So I got hired there, moved up
1:11:57
to be like the lead detailer there.
1:12:00
And you know, I've worked on pretty much any supercar you
1:12:02
could probably think of and then name.
1:12:04
One. Come on.
1:12:07
MP412C Yeah. That's a shitty one.
1:12:11
Come on, that's. The lower one, name something
1:12:13
crazier. A Koenig Zeg.
1:12:14
Yeah, Really. I've detailed 2 Koenig zigs.
1:12:18
F40. Yep.
1:12:20
Damn, isn't there only a few of those?
1:12:21
There's like 3. What about an F50?
1:12:24
I've never seen anyone. Yeah, that's the one Frankie
1:12:30
likes. This is the one that not a lot
1:12:31
of people. Like, I love the F50.
1:12:32
I'm an F50 guy. Or an F40 any day of the week,
1:12:35
yeah. It's the one after I think.
1:12:36
'Cause it was, it was 'cause of the engine.
1:12:38
What engine do they got? I think whether I'm not a
1:12:40
Ferrari guy, dude. I don't not.
1:12:42
Not, I don't know, yeah V8. I thought it was AF. 40 is a
1:12:45
twin turbo V. Eight.
1:12:46
Yeah, it was twin turbo. I don't know what's in the F50
1:12:47
though, might be the same thing feel.
1:12:49
Like it was NAI. Shouldn't know this, but I
1:12:51
don't. Might be a good thing we got
1:12:53
Malcolm. Yeah, that's true.
1:12:55
Gave it a goo Malcolm. But from there I they I just got
1:13:01
a really good relationship. What is in it?
1:13:04
F50 is powered by 4.7 naturally aspirated.
1:13:07
I was right. I said I think it's. 12 That's
1:13:10
why people like it, because it sounds.
1:13:11
So good NA. Hell yeah, dude.
1:13:12
So you don't got to worry about going out a corner and then the
1:13:14
boost kicks in. Mm hmm. 4.7 liter.
1:13:18
Yeah. You know what else is a 4.7
1:13:20
liter? Piotas.
1:13:21
Coya. The Coya.
1:13:23
Yeah, OK. We love that.
1:13:25
Yeah, so you're detailing cars? So you're detailing cars there?
1:13:31
Ain't no Silverados coming in McLaren, I'll tell you that.
1:13:33
OK. Well.
1:13:34
It's not my fault you got no taste.
1:13:37
Moving on. Moving.
1:13:39
On yeah, so I detailed there for a few years and then I kind of
1:13:42
became friends with everybody there, like the service riders.
1:13:45
Well, all four of you guys. Yeah, I mean, our building's
1:13:47
super small. Like I'm the.
1:13:48
Parts. I think it's McLaren.
1:13:49
Yeah, I'm the parts manager. There's two service writers and
1:13:52
then there's 8 techs. There's a lot of technicians.
1:13:55
Yeah, I mean, we are and we're looking for more.
1:13:57
So hey, if anybody needs a job, hit me up.
1:14:00
Technicians we need, we need a lot.
1:14:02
We need technicians we need service routers, we need lot
1:14:05
guys. We need parts guys, so.
1:14:08
I might leave this. Show and that's for our whole
1:14:10
auto group too. That's not just for McLaren.
1:14:12
So if anybody needs a job, let me know.
1:14:14
If anybody needs a motorsport shop, you can buy one from me.
1:14:16
I'm going to McLaren. There you go.
1:14:17
Yeah, it's insane. You're going nowhere.
1:14:21
Dude. But yeah, so then I became the
1:14:22
parts manager there because I'm the only guy.
1:14:24
So I just, you know. Parts guys, there's no.
1:14:28
No, I'm the guy. You just run McLaren.
1:14:30
That's why your life is. Just too stressful.
1:14:32
You race the cars and everything I.
1:14:34
Fucking wish dude it. Won't even let you get a parts
1:14:36
driver. Well, you don't need a driver I.
1:14:38
Guess yeah I don't need to I the only place I take parts too is
1:14:40
our body shops that are local. That's it.
1:14:42
Everything else just gets shipped.
1:14:43
But how do you do it all yourself?
1:14:45
Very carefully. Dude that.
1:14:48
Sucks dude, it's really hard to balance internal and external
1:14:51
work because you know, I'll have like.
1:14:53
Emails. Gone through at least.
1:14:54
Yeah. And I'm, I'm working on it.
1:14:55
And they know that now because since I've been there, I've
1:14:57
grown it so much that, you know, I, I ship all over the US Like I
1:15:02
have somebody in Washington state that gets their parts from
1:15:04
me, you know, Vegas, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Atlanta told me.
1:15:09
Earlier though, there's only like 28 dealers.
1:15:12
Yeah, I think it's. 20 What are some things that these guys are
1:15:15
and girls are ordering like frequently?
1:15:18
And non binary, yeah. Sorry, I forgot that.
1:15:21
Yeah, I forgot. So.
1:15:25
Like coil packs? No, not really.
1:15:27
Coil packs. I mean, it depends because a lot
1:15:30
of people tune these cars. So that's when shit goes
1:15:33
sideways. You need to leave these cars.
1:15:35
Go people like, come on, let's be real.
1:15:37
Like don't they're fast. Oh, they don't.
1:15:40
Yeah, like a lot of people like. But I need to pop in.
1:15:42
Yeah, the pop in. Bang soon.
1:15:44
Dude, there's a whole story about that.
1:15:46
I can tell you off the. Air wait, why is is it not?
1:15:48
Allowed. Oh 'cause it probably like
1:15:51
violates some sort of company shit that's.
1:15:53
Crazy. So, you know, if if you tune
1:15:57
your car there, you're gonna have problems.
1:15:59
So I do sell like spark plugs a lot and sometimes packs.
1:16:02
Spark plugs. But you know, basic just oil
1:16:04
service stuff. I've sold engines externally to
1:16:06
shops transmissions engines. What's that McLaren engine
1:16:09
retail for? Depends on What Car, but a
1:16:12
normal McLaren motor is anywhere from like.
1:16:15
Yeah, yeah. Give me the base.
1:16:16
Anywhere from like I'd say 40 to like 60, maybe touching 70.
1:16:22
Pennies. Oh, no 60. $1000 That's for a
1:16:25
pair, right? No, that's for one.
1:16:27
And that's for one fully dressed motor.
1:16:30
Fully dressed. OK that's cool, so I could just
1:16:31
throw that bitch. In Yep, yeah, fully dressed
1:16:33
motor. They don't.
1:16:34
They don't sell. After you swap the alternator in
1:16:35
the power steering pump and then.
1:16:36
No, it comes everything, everything, dude, he said.
1:16:38
Fully dressed, because I'm sure that that thing drops down out
1:16:41
of there like no, you know. What it was it was the guys that
1:16:43
corporate like, yeah, fuck it, throw the throw the the $500
1:16:46
power steering pump into maybe. Yeah, and then we can charge 10
1:16:48
grand more for it. Yeah, make it seem nice.
1:16:50
They can just swap. It over and the fucking guy
1:16:52
though that would get that car and like would try to work on
1:16:56
it. Yeah.
1:16:57
Yeah. Is it a car that you can do
1:16:59
that? I mean, I wouldn't recommend it.
1:17:03
Probably there's a lot of. Special.
1:17:04
Yeah, it's a lot of special tooling you need for it for
1:17:07
sure. Oh my God.
1:17:08
And to do anything like even an oil change is is rough.
1:17:13
So, you know, and oil changes are also expensive.
1:17:16
How much you guys charge for an oil change?
1:17:19
Am I? Am I going to give you ideas for
1:17:21
how much you should charge for? An oil?
1:17:22
No, because no one will ever come here.
1:17:24
So you just for like a first year service is like.
1:17:28
Well, I'll tell you how much we charge for an oil change, OK, .3
1:17:32
of 165. So what is that?
1:17:34
Is it 42 or is it? 4950. 4950.
1:17:36
Is that including parts? Nope.
1:17:38
Or oil. OK.
1:17:40
So. Ever leave here with like
1:17:41
$120.00? About 110 hundred $20.
1:17:43
Why is that high? No, it's gonna be low.
1:17:46
I mean, that's kind of like I spend like 40 something dollars
1:17:49
on the fucking oil, yeah. Yeah, self self oil change.
1:17:52
You probably spend like 50. Bucks 50 bucks.
1:17:53
Yeah, yeah. So just an oil change with oil
1:17:57
filter, all new drain plugs, crush washer and 8 quarts of
1:18:02
Mobil 1 is like 1100. Twelve, $100.
1:18:10
And they got to do this how many times?
1:18:12
Like what's the mileage they got so. 30000 my word.
1:18:16
You got to realize these cars are never driven, they just need
1:18:18
yearly services. So that's.
1:18:20
Cap, I see them drive all over the goddamn place.
1:18:23
Yeah, but high mileage doesn't exist in these cars, OK?
1:18:26
Like the highest mileage McLaren that we've had in our shop is
1:18:28
like 40,000 which is insanely high.
1:18:32
That's high. That's like total.
1:18:33
The car's done. Yeah, like this.
1:18:35
So when I when I first started there I was told you take the
1:18:38
mileage on the car and add a zero at the end and that's
1:18:41
equivalent to like So 40,000 miles is like 400,000 on your
1:18:47
truck as far as wear and tear. Goes yeah.
1:18:50
Just because like the tolerances are so start close together and
1:18:53
like, you know, things wear a lot quicker because it's
1:18:56
performance all the time. Are those engines?
1:18:58
No. Are McLaren engines, are they
1:19:00
based off of like, you know how Lotus uses like a fucking two GR
1:19:04
or one GR? They're they are a McLaren
1:19:07
engine. They used to.
1:19:08
In house type. Nissan.
1:19:11
Oh, that's I mean, that's still not great to write.
1:19:14
Best the best company. But yeah, they they had like
1:19:18
some, I don't know the specifics of it, but there was something
1:19:22
with Nissan there way back in the beginning.
1:19:24
Dude that. Zero thing is blowing my mind
1:19:26
'cause I'm like damn like. So like 100 miles is like 1000.
1:19:30
1000 and then like 1000 is like 10,000 like.
1:19:35
Yeah, dude. Like that's why people don't
1:19:37
really buy them. They just lease them and trade
1:19:38
them in for the next model, you know?
1:19:40
OK. Yeah, because I promise you, I
1:19:43
don't know if you can also relate, Frankie, because there
1:19:45
is a McLaren dealership not that far from here I've seen.
1:19:48
Them a lot. Yet there are times in the month
1:19:52
where I'm like, they must have ran a fucking sale on these
1:19:55
shits because I see them, Yeah. And then what is the?
1:19:59
Cheapest car like 100 something 1000.
1:20:01
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. The cheapest car 'cause no, no.
1:20:04
No, no, no. For maybe a used a used one.
1:20:07
Maybe for like a used 12 seat? Brand new, So this is a McLaren.
1:20:12
So the newest car that you can get right now, that's probably
1:20:14
the cheapest is the new McLaren GTS, which is this year.
1:20:18
No, no, no, no. And that's probably like 350.
1:20:21
$3.50 I could do that. Yeah, you got that shit.
1:20:24
I might not even have that. $350,000.
1:20:27
Yeah. And then if you want to get like
1:20:28
an actual and that's like for like the touring car, like the,
1:20:31
you know, more like comfortable. If you want to get like the new
1:20:34
750 S you're talking depending on your spec 4 or $500,000
1:20:39
somewhere in between there you. Guys lease these or what?
1:20:41
You can, yeah, we can lease you one.
1:20:42
How much? I don't know that side of
1:20:46
things. But but the but I was about to
1:20:47
tell you your monthly. Payments 4 figures, yeah.
1:20:50
OK, so never mind, but but the. Thing is, is like to to the
1:20:53
person who can't afford that kind of thing, that's like,
1:20:57
yeah, we could just pop by there.
1:20:58
Fucking. That's like my mom getting her
1:21:00
CRV. Yeah, but you're getting a
1:21:02
McLaren because for some reason I see McLaren dealerships more
1:21:07
than any of the other ones. But they're not, he said.
1:21:10
There's only 28, Yeah. They must be all near my house,
1:21:13
right that. There's only.
1:21:14
One. There's only one in Jersey.
1:21:15
All this is telling me is that we live in a very.
1:21:18
Very NE is condensed, right? So there's ours in Philly,
1:21:22
there's that one, and then there's one in Greenwich.
1:21:24
And that's all super. Oh, the Greenwich 1 looks crazy.
1:21:27
The McLaren dealer that we know is the only one in the state,
1:21:30
yeah. Wow.
1:21:31
Why do I feel like I've seen more?
1:21:32
I know, I think I've been to the the Connecticut one in Greenwich
1:21:36
because it's it's on that little there's.
1:21:38
Also one in New York too. I definitely have seen that one.
1:21:42
Is that the one with I don't know.
1:21:43
No, I'm talking about the Mercedes dealership.
1:21:45
Yeah, that's just crazy. That's pretty cool.
1:21:47
But then we have that Lamborghini dealership.
1:21:49
Yeah, we got a Lambo dealership in Paramus.
1:21:51
Yeah, weird. Yeah.
1:21:53
I could give a shit about that deal, those cars, but there was
1:21:56
a nine because you're so. Close to New York, that's why.
1:21:59
Yeah, I'd rather have a Lambo than any of this shit.
1:22:01
Me too, honestly. There was a 930 Porsche.
1:22:04
Shit. Yeah.
1:22:05
In that Lambo dealership in the front, that's the only time I
1:22:08
was driving by that Lambo dealership like.
1:22:11
Damn. The the best car that I've ever
1:22:14
driven that's like affordable and like fun that I would want
1:22:17
to own is like a hurricane just because.
1:22:20
Affordable. Yeah, that's why I wanted to
1:22:23
know what. Like three 3:50-ish or something
1:22:27
like that. Like.
1:22:27
I said he's got that. McLaren money is that is that
1:22:29
your like sports car? Is that the the high end
1:22:33
hypercar type of thing? That's not.
1:22:34
Hypercar. What's a hypercar?
1:22:36
Hypercar is like making real power like 1000 horsepower like.
1:22:40
Never mind, just a normal car. OK, so like the your normal top
1:22:43
end car, is that what you would want?
1:22:45
Frankie is a. I don't know anything about
1:22:46
these cars, so look at things that I'll never buy.
1:22:48
Yeah. So the only reason I'd want a
1:22:50
hurricane is because it's now just an R8 just re shelled
1:22:53
because Volkswagen now owns Lamborghini so.
1:22:55
Definitely would never want that then.
1:22:56
It's all proven power plant instead of faulty Italian
1:23:01
engineering. Let me tell you.
1:23:02
Something I, I, I'm with that. I'm with that.
1:23:05
R8 was cool until I left club loose one night and we're on the
1:23:08
way home and there's a clapped out LS RX7 in front of me and
1:23:13
then R8 next to him and that guy smokes this shit.
1:23:16
Oh. Yeah, yeah, R eights are not.
1:23:17
Tires in the back. Yeah, and I was.
1:23:19
That's hilarious. OK, that car is?
1:23:21
Yeah, they're not. Seriously.
1:23:22
Like that hurricanes are just. Super fun.
1:23:25
Yeah, they make 2 of them. Right.
1:23:26
Yeah, they have AV8 and AV10. Yeah, so obviously it.
1:23:28
Was but now the Huracan doesn't even exist anymore.
1:23:30
So that's, you know, they now have the new Technica, which I
1:23:33
now I think is also going away for the new model that just got
1:23:36
unveiled at Pebble this year, something like that.
1:23:38
You're smart. You know a lot.
1:23:38
About this, The thing is, I know I do them around in a different
1:23:41
tax bracket. I'm getting.
1:23:42
Yeah, I'm getting. Yeah, I.
1:23:43
Swear to you I'm not in a different tax.
1:23:45
I'm getting that vibe who just who just buys this?
1:23:48
Bro. Get show those guys you.
1:23:50
Come in the other guess and I was like, this guy's fucking
1:23:52
rich. Fucking.
1:23:54
I was like. Chad comes in here with bricks.
1:23:56
This is the amount of Oreos I buy for myself in one year.
1:23:59
What I was just thinking that I'm like, that's probably all
1:24:02
the Oreos I've ever bought in my life.
1:24:03
So thank you, no problem. That's insane.
1:24:06
No problem. I'm trying to feed the shop for
1:24:08
next week. You really are, except the
1:24:09
problem is I'm taking them all home.
1:24:11
Yeah, no, no, dude, you should not have all of this.
1:24:13
No, I'm not at home. I can't.
1:24:14
That you should. I agree with you.
1:24:16
Definitely not. Yeah, I agree with you.
1:24:18
That's bad. That's just like a weekend.
1:24:20
Frankie's just sitting in his living room, just, like, staring
1:24:22
at him. It's like, dude, it's like
1:24:24
annoying because I, I have pretty good discipline, but like
1:24:27
when I'm in the grocery store, things are it's, it's done.
1:24:31
Don't go hungry to a grocery store.
1:24:32
That's the. Biggest hell I go.
1:24:34
To there which is the problem. Terrible.
1:24:35
It's so. Fun.
1:24:36
Only go there when I'm hungry because I'm like, oh, I need to
1:24:38
get food, that's fair. And then I'm like.
1:24:40
Fuck, you need to get off that regimen.
1:24:41
I didn't. I didn't need 14 boxes of
1:24:43
ringdings though. Like that's what I didn't need.
1:24:45
Here's here's here's one of my favorite things at the grocery
1:24:48
store. You go in there in the right
1:24:49
mindset and I feel like I'm the fucking, I'm the fucking best
1:24:54
soccer mom you've ever seen in your fucking life.
1:24:56
I'm walking around. I'm like, oh, that looks like
1:24:59
it's on sale. Shit, that shit right there.
1:25:01
If I can just walk around fucking I'm like, well, we'll go
1:25:04
with that. Yeah, fucking that's.
1:25:06
Probably the best part about. Living.
1:25:07
That's your place. You.
1:25:07
Probably got a lot of food in there.
1:25:09
Yeah, yeah, but I don't really eat.
1:25:11
So you. Just buy it all and then.
1:25:13
Just smoke a cigarette and drink water.
1:25:14
Yeah. And then the food that I bought
1:25:16
goes bad. You need to stop smoking.
1:25:18
It's that Chad is so fucking. Nice.
1:25:21
You said you were going to try and that one your New Year's
1:25:24
resolution, right and that what it?
1:25:25
Was wait, you gave it up for a? So here's the thing, Chad.
1:25:28
I gave up. We.
1:25:29
Do a month challenge. Yeah, I quit soda cold Turkey.
1:25:33
I. That's good.
1:25:34
To this day the electronic stuff has not touched my lungs like
1:25:38
the. Have you tried the?
1:25:39
Zin nicotine patches, that everybody.
1:25:41
'S talking about OK, so I went to California.
1:25:43
No, I went to Vancouver a few weeks ago and I tried it because
1:25:47
I couldn't. I didn't really want to smoke
1:25:49
cigarettes in front of my mom. But then I was like, feel like I
1:25:51
have this headache, is it this wasn't that?
1:25:55
And I'm just not, I'm not a Zen person.
1:25:58
Like at that point I'll just not do anything.
1:25:59
These are the pouches that they're just.
1:26:01
Yeah, the little like they look like little Coke bags.
1:26:03
Yeah, it's like. It's like a mini pouch.
1:26:06
It's not a. It's not.
1:26:07
A swallow one. No it doesn't.
1:26:08
You can. Swallow it.
1:26:09
Oh, you can't. No, you can't.
1:26:10
No, the you're not technically supposed to spit like.
1:26:14
You take the pouch out when you're.
1:26:15
Done. Oh, yeah.
1:26:15
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't. Swallow.
1:26:17
You don't. Swallow the pouch you never
1:26:19
packed a little before in high school.
1:26:21
No shit? No.
1:26:23
Malcolm, you ever do that shit? No, I've never touched nicotine
1:26:25
in my entire life. Malcolm's wanted to smoke a
1:26:27
cigarette so bad for the last 10 years of his life.
1:26:29
I'm still having. I I.
1:26:31
I my job's driving me closer and closer every day, but I refuse
1:26:34
to do it. He just that's what he said.
1:26:35
I mean, not about his job, but but he probably does.
1:26:37
But he's he's always like, God, I look so good.
1:26:41
I just want to. I just want one and it's.
1:26:44
Just like a loser. It's just like a it's in the
1:26:48
moment type of thing. Like now it's like back to what
1:26:51
I used to think cigarettes were. It's like.
1:26:54
But we also, like shamed him into thinking that smoking real
1:26:56
cigarettes is way cooler than vaping.
1:26:58
I also you you fucked up because I actually smoked cigarettes
1:27:02
beforehand. Yeah, and I was like, Rich, just
1:27:04
smoke a. Cigarette to vaping but then
1:27:05
what I don't like is that all day long I'm inside so I'm not
1:27:10
fucking chiefing bogues inside all day.
1:27:13
I have a vape, I'm in there still vaping morning to night.
1:27:17
No, I don't. OK, but you used.
1:27:18
To I used to and This is why I don't like.
1:27:20
It and I agree with this theory. This is why I told him nothing.
1:27:23
Now I wake up in the morning. If I want to have a fucking
1:27:26
cigarette, I have to go all the way outside.
1:27:28
I have to light the cigarette, I have to smoke the cigarette, I
1:27:30
have to go inside and then just know I smell like cigarette.
1:27:33
It's literally healthier than smoking.
1:27:35
Just Chris. Chris works here.
1:27:37
He's just breathing on his vape all.
1:27:38
Day, but then we'll. Just put that instead of oxygen.
1:27:40
If I'm at my computer desk and I'm working from home or
1:27:43
something and like I'm just hitting my vape all day long,
1:27:45
like I'm fucking hitting that shit.
1:27:48
Yeah, more than. And then some people, they're
1:27:51
like weed pens, bro, those people are burnt.
1:27:54
Holy fucked those who are crisp. I love fucking, I love my little
1:27:58
Penjamin, but they'll. Be bigger every 5 seconds.
1:28:00
Oh. No, I mean, it's still weed.
1:28:02
Like I still treat it like weed. It's like, all right now, it'd
1:28:05
be a good time to be kind of hot people.
1:28:06
Don't. It's like smoke weed, not
1:28:08
cigarettes. Yeah, I I try to smoke crack one
1:28:11
or the weed one or the other. Yeah, crack might be better.
1:28:14
That is a wild take. The wild thing is is that I'll
1:28:16
smoke cigs and then I'll run like 4 miles.
1:28:19
That is wild that you can do that.
1:28:20
Like yeah, I can run 4 miles. Wow.
1:28:23
I still still do. At least you counter it with
1:28:26
some. With try to be healthy, yeah,
1:28:27
somehow. Yeah, until James walks up to me
1:28:30
midday and he's like, it's it's about that time.
1:28:36
Now he offers you a Miller. Now watch me eat this bag of
1:28:38
Oreos, right? Which one do you want?
1:28:40
Do you want to try this? Which one?
1:28:42
I'm gonna. Try the coke ones.
1:28:43
Let's, yeah, let's all, let's do it piece by piece.
1:28:45
No, Coke's got to be the finisher.
1:28:46
I tried it, yeah. OK, Coke's got to be the.
1:28:48
Finisher We talked nothing about Chad's life.
1:28:52
It's are you OK with this? Yeah, whatever.
1:28:55
Cool. I can always come back bro.
1:28:57
We know as long as we can do all these right now, we'll just grab
1:28:59
one. So you want the peanut butter
1:29:00
one your favorites? Both of you guys favorites.
1:29:02
Fuck it. Yeah.
1:29:03
Yeah, I'll do one. Actually, I want to see what you
1:29:06
guys look like when you eat peanut butter because I like
1:29:07
peanut butter. My brother's allergic so he my
1:29:11
brother would probably eat peanut butter and be like.
1:29:14
I'm already upset just from smelling.
1:29:16
It are you allergic? Dude that would be a shit time.
1:29:19
Yeah, I mean, we could find out. Peanut butter Flavor Cream I.
1:29:23
Think it's peanut? Butter flavor.
1:29:25
So it's not real peanut butter? That's the scariest.
1:29:27
That's how you that is true. That's how you could get around
1:29:29
it. That's like when you have
1:29:29
California rolls. Do you eat the center row first
1:29:33
in your Oreo packets? Yes, Attaboy.
1:29:35
Why, why? Why it's?
1:29:36
Just the way you should do it. Because.
1:29:38
Then when you pick an easiest one next time, it's not like
1:29:40
this. Wait wait distribution.
1:29:43
How do you eat your? Big bag shit.
1:29:45
I just eat a dude. I don't do this.
1:29:47
I don't dip it in milk. Oh, you have to dip I.
1:29:49
Drink milk with it. You have to dip them in milk.
1:29:53
No, you don't. Oh my God, you haven't lived.
1:29:55
What are you going to do now there's no milk?
1:29:56
Here. No, no, I don't want this.
1:29:57
Weird. This.
1:29:58
I'm going to eat normally. And then I'm going to spin here,
1:30:00
Frankie, take some milk. You fine?
1:30:04
I told you about the one time that kid squeezed him out of his
1:30:06
shit, man. That's disgusting.
1:30:08
He'd. Probably what probably fucking
1:30:10
hurt. He milked himself.
1:30:11
I've talked about this on tits. No, not tips.
1:30:15
Yo, that is the best nickname. Ever you had one?
1:30:17
But I'm scared dude, do it. It's not bad.
1:30:23
It's really not bad. It's not like in your face,
1:30:25
peanut. Butter that's fucking delusive.
1:30:28
It's not the best Oreo, let's be honest.
1:30:32
Yeah, I still don't like peanut butter.
1:30:36
Now why does this happen? I just bit into that and every
1:30:39
single time I bite into something, I know what he's.
1:30:42
Going to say. It fucking hurts.
1:30:43
Like never mind, fuck. Like it's just like right here.
1:30:47
And I'm like and I feel like a sensation and it goes away.
1:30:51
That's the cigarettes. No, you have your wisdom tooth
1:30:54
pulled. No, that might be why.
1:30:55
Is that why? I mean, it's painful.
1:30:57
But now I can. I can eat again.
1:30:59
It's the. 1st. Bite, Yeah.
1:31:02
So it's just the first bite all the time.
1:31:04
Not all the time, but after a while you're.
1:31:06
Just resetting your jaw, that's fine.
1:31:08
It fucking hurts. No, you probably fucked.
1:31:09
You probably should go to dentist maybe no an oral
1:31:11
surgeon. Yeah, I have to get a console,
1:31:13
then I gotta go get surgery. I'm not finishing, I'm putting
1:31:15
it back. Sorry you don't like it?
1:31:16
No, don't put it back in there 'cause I could eat it.
1:31:19
That's fine. That things terrible, all right?
1:31:22
Should we try it out or should we wait?
1:31:24
If you want, dude, I got one more.
1:31:25
I got every classic one too. I got normal.
1:31:27
Those are coming home. Mega stuff?
1:31:29
Yeah. I've never seen mega stuff in
1:31:31
the stores. Just do another one.
1:31:32
Do that one give? Me another one.
1:31:34
I've never had a golden Oreo before.
1:31:35
Crack it open Chad. Fuck.
1:31:37
There's no. Like you know where the best
1:31:38
Oreo was? That pack of Maple cream ones
1:31:40
that I dogged from our buddy who went back to Canada.
1:31:44
Go see those. Yeah, I that that I would be
1:31:47
like, oh, this is probably good. I know I'm gonna hate this too,
1:31:50
but let's. Go for it.
1:31:51
I've never had it. I don't even know what it's
1:31:52
supposed to taste like. You.
1:31:53
Never had one of these when you're in school or anything
1:31:55
like a little vanilla wafer, whatever they call it, not wafer
1:31:58
but like. OK, I had the knockoff ones, but
1:31:59
I've never had the Oreo. Ones it's gonna taste like shit.
1:32:04
Damn, you're really dying on the classic Oreo hill.
1:32:07
Dude, if it's not traditional, like, like if it's not what that
1:32:12
product is meant to be, Frankie does not like it.
1:32:14
He's right. Like if Frankie drank, if
1:32:17
Frankie drank, God forbid you had like a apple whiskey, you'd
1:32:21
be like, right? The fuck does it taste like
1:32:23
this? Like when I go to a, when I go
1:32:26
to a restaurant and I look at the menu, it's not an option in
1:32:29
my brain that I can remove something from one of the
1:32:31
things. I'm like, no, that's how they
1:32:33
designed it. That's fair.
1:32:34
I need to eat it like. That I can get that, but they
1:32:36
designed this this way. Yeah, and it tastes like shit.
1:32:40
All of these have been designed these and this is the only one
1:32:43
that's only limited time. So these you can buy at any
1:32:45
time. Did you have the Star Wars ones
1:32:48
when they came out with the Pop Rocks?
1:32:50
In them No. We had the fucking Saber patch
1:32:52
kid one and that tasted really bad.
1:32:54
I didn't have that one. Oh my God, the pop.
1:32:56
Rocks one was crazy. It felt real weird while you
1:32:59
were eating it. I.
1:33:00
Fucking. Well, I got bad news for you
1:33:02
about those. Those are pop Rocks ones.
1:33:03
I heard they are fuck. No, Are they?
1:33:05
I definitely don't want that. So these are terrible.
1:33:08
They're not they're. What are you talking about?
1:33:10
They're probably. Good as hell.
1:33:11
What do you like this one or that one better?
1:33:13
This one OK. I don't like peanut butter,
1:33:16
apparently. That's fair, Carl.
1:33:19
Just wants to get this over with.
1:33:21
Because I want to come on. There's only a couple left,
1:33:24
Carl. What give this man his Oreos?
1:33:27
Mega stuff is we. We could try it, but let's leave
1:33:29
that later. Like I I know what all of this
1:33:32
like the normal ones taste like, so we don't need those.
1:33:34
Here, Toffee Crunch. Do you want an Oreo, Malcolm?
1:33:37
I'll try that toffee one. That Toffee 1 sounds.
1:33:39
Good. He, you know, Malcolm watched me
1:33:41
grab that one and then moved. I have a feeling he's been
1:33:45
toffee now that shit. I couldn't tell you what Toffee
1:33:48
is, but you're about. To find out it's a heath bar
1:33:50
bro. Wow, Toffee like a.
1:33:52
You fuck with that, You would like that, go here.
1:33:54
Can you like that type of thing? Yeah, it tastes like, smells
1:33:57
like that. It's, it's a, isn't it?
1:33:58
Coffee adjacent, I believe, Right.
1:34:01
It's Malcolm. Definitely.
1:34:02
Oh, this smells like bus but. What does that?
1:34:05
Even mean you gotta ignore. It like it's bussing.
1:34:07
This smell, the Skippity. Gen.
1:34:09
Z, but he was a millennial. He's the last year so oh.
1:34:11
My God it smells like bus. What the fuck?
1:34:14
What's it say? It is very good.
1:34:16
God damn. I thought he said it smells like
1:34:18
a bus and I was like, oh, so it smells like shit, wet pussy.
1:34:21
Like what? I don't know.
1:34:25
This one's good as hell. This just smells like the inside
1:34:28
of a hipster coffee shop. Yeah, Yes, it does.
1:34:31
I can almost hear the lofi music.
1:34:33
Yep. That's the best 1 so far.
1:34:42
What the hell? It's pretty good.
1:34:44
Tastes like there's sand in it. I feel like, what am I eating?
1:34:47
Oh, there's a the crunch. Yeah, I'm not a coffee drinker,
1:34:50
but if you had these with coffee, it'd probably be pretty
1:34:52
good. Oh, this?
1:34:53
Tastes like a fucking next. Candle.
1:34:56
Oh fuck, why'd you say that? No.
1:34:59
How do you taste? This candle, this was the best
1:35:01
one it. Tastes like a Glade plugin,
1:35:03
yeah. Yo Malcolm, take a sip out of
1:35:05
your beer real quick. It tastes mad good.
1:35:08
Oh shit, no. What did you think he was
1:35:16
telling the truth? Yo disgusting.
1:35:19
You said it tastes mad. It tastes like a bus, no?
1:35:25
Where did the wet pussy thing come on before?
1:35:30
Birthday cake next. I'll I like these ones, talking
1:35:33
ones are a good a go. They'll be out of my misery
1:35:35
already, Chad. Birthday cake one OK when you
1:35:39
were a kid. Birthday cake.
1:35:41
We're opening it now, no. No, no.
1:35:42
When you were a kid, the Danimal no Dunkaroos.
1:35:45
Dunkaroos. Hell yeah.
1:35:48
I remember when they came back and you guys were all obsessed
1:35:49
with them for a little bit. I was not.
1:35:52
Shut the fuck up. I was not, I could not give a
1:35:56
book less about that. The birthday cake tastes like
1:35:59
danimals, right? I've never had the birthday
1:36:01
cake. I've only ever had the normal
1:36:03
Oreos with the exception of the Star Wars ones, so this is a
1:36:06
whole new experience. I'm OK on that dude.
1:36:08
I just had like four or five fucking Oreos.
1:36:11
Eat a goddamn Oreo. Jesus Christ, Carl.
1:36:14
He bought all these. This shit has overspray all over
1:36:17
it. Look at that.
1:36:19
It does. Let's try this out.
1:36:23
Oh bro this shit smells like. That's sugary as well.
1:36:28
Yeah, this smells like plastic. Malcolm, come here.
1:36:31
Smell this. You do it, you do it.
1:36:40
I don't, it's just, I don't know, smells like doesn't.
1:36:43
Smell like plastic? Smells like like a water park or
1:36:47
something not. Yet it smells like.
1:36:53
I want to say this is my favorite one because it tastes
1:36:56
the most like an Oreo. Yeah.
1:36:57
It's a note most normal. It it it smells like with extra
1:37:02
sugar, not a water park, but it smells like AI don't.
1:37:04
Want to finish this? Oh, maybe like a carnival or
1:37:07
something. It smells like the inside of
1:37:09
like a summer camp. That's disgusting.
1:37:11
Oh. It smells like.
1:37:13
I've never smelled that exact smell.
1:37:15
That's a crazy. Specific one of my first jobs
1:37:19
was like a snack stand at a fucking summer camp and this is
1:37:21
exact. It smelled like sand, sunblock,
1:37:23
and fucking. Sadness.
1:37:25
Saliva. Those are like kids.
1:37:27
The three s s that's crazy. It's.
1:37:29
Fucking horrible. What is it?
1:37:32
Second sunblock and sadness. Saliva.
1:37:34
Saliva. Oh my God, God bless you
1:37:37
disappointment. I would just watch all the camp
1:37:39
counselors just hate their lives.
1:37:40
I'm like, I'm in this, I'm in here.
1:37:43
I remember. Watching them like, oh, this,
1:37:44
they're so old. They're like 7th graders.
1:37:47
What, like when you're looking at those camp counselors like
1:37:50
they're. So old you were.
1:37:50
You did summer camp, you guys. Did you guys do summer?
1:37:53
Camp, I did it once. I did it with school.
1:37:55
I never like, I never like had my summer break and then went to
1:37:58
camp. That was just summer school,
1:37:59
Chad. Just kidding, I never had a
1:38:03
break they threw. It out of my face bro.
1:38:05
All right. We got one left.
1:38:07
Now you just have like, I mean, there's.
1:38:08
A chocolate peanut butter pie. Another peanut butter.
1:38:11
One this is this is giving me fucking.
1:38:14
I don't open snacks and then open like another one.
1:38:17
If you could just relax for five seconds.
1:38:19
My mom is going to freak out when she sees this.
1:38:22
Well, sorry mom. Whoa, I wasn't expecting these
1:38:27
to be inverse Oreos. That's crazy.
1:38:30
Whoa, Nah, that looks like oh. Dang.
1:38:35
The Oreo is not black. Yeah.
1:38:38
It is brown. I'm scared.
1:38:43
I'm not. You'll be fine.
1:38:46
Chocolate peanut butter pie? That sounds fucking terrible.
1:38:48
Let's take a bite. So there's chocolate and peanut
1:38:50
butter. I'm.
1:38:50
Gonna make sure I get both. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:38:53
I gotta go split down the middle.
1:38:54
I'm so upset I'm doing this hell.
1:39:00
Hell, oh, it's peanut butter. There's children dying out
1:39:03
there. This is more peanut buttery than
1:39:07
the peanut butter one. That's crazy.
1:39:11
I'm forcing myself to have. Phrase about to die.
1:39:14
Yeah, I know. We just had like 6 Oreos.
1:39:16
That's another one though. How many calories was?
1:39:19
It of a smell. You can run 4 miles.
1:39:21
Carl, relax. You right, you right, You right,
1:39:24
I. Don't like these man.
1:39:26
We just had 700 calories. Are the Oreos what?
1:39:32
Chad, I need a. Mega stuff to reset my fucking
1:39:35
palette. Wait, that one tastes like a
1:39:38
Butterfinger. That one it does.
1:39:41
Right, that's a Butterfinger. And I never actually had a mega
1:39:45
stuff so this is a good like. Me neither.
1:39:46
Yeah, I've only had normal and double stuff.
1:39:49
You know it's bad when they had to redesign the package.
1:39:51
Yeah, it's very large. That does look a little
1:39:54
different. All right, good thing.
1:39:56
Good thing everybody tuned into this podcast in this nice little
1:39:59
few minutes here. Why?
1:40:00
Why is it Oreos that you fucking?
1:40:02
This has been in Food podcast. I think it's just because like,
1:40:05
whatever you grow up with and like, this is what I grew.
1:40:08
Up. That's fucking thick.
1:40:09
See this one? I'm going to eat the cream
1:40:11
first. Woo.
1:40:13
This is ridiculous. That is too much.
1:40:15
Yeah, I don't. I don't fuck with double stuff,
1:40:17
which means I'm definitely not going to fuck with.
1:40:18
This I do like double stuff. This I definitely.
1:40:21
Don't look at the fucking thickness of that shit.
1:40:24
Oh, she's thick. At least 8mm worth of fucking.
1:40:28
Oh, she's. Thick.
1:40:29
Oh, she thick. I would say that that is like
1:40:31
8mm of cream paws. Yeah.
1:40:35
That's how much I can give you. Dude, it squishes out the back.
1:40:38
Whoa. Love that.
1:40:39
Talk to him, talk to him. God damn I can't believe I I
1:40:49
don't. I don't even really know what to
1:40:51
say. We just spent like an hour
1:40:53
eating Oreos. Just.
1:40:55
Now palate, yeah, just do the coke one, bro, do the coke.
1:40:58
One it's time. I just want to know because what
1:41:01
is coke? What is Coke taste?
1:41:03
Like I was told they're terrible.
1:41:04
What does Coke taste like? So the normal person, but he
1:41:07
doesn't know that's true. It's like soda.
1:41:09
If you tried to think about what Coca-Cola was, it's like a
1:41:13
fucking syrup. The time is now.
1:41:16
We can also talk about drifting and stuff too if you guys
1:41:18
wanted. Yeah, yeah, after.
1:41:19
OK, we'll talk about it after when we're at dinner and hanging
1:41:22
out. Yeah, but no one wants to hear
1:41:25
about. Oreos, Oreo, Coca-Cola with
1:41:27
popping candy. Fuck, I didn't know it had
1:41:30
popping candy. Let's.
1:41:32
Open them up, see what they look like.
1:41:33
I can't. If they look like that, they're
1:41:35
gonna look cool. They look cool that.
1:41:37
Packaging looks JDMA Hill. Oh, look at your brand new Defy
1:41:40
gauges. I mean Oreos.
1:41:43
They do look cool, I'll give them that.
1:41:46
Look. At that.
1:41:47
Oh God. Red, black crackers.
1:41:50
Oh, it says coke on it. Oh God, you smell that bro?
1:41:54
Why you got it? Smells like carbonated beverage.
1:41:57
What? Kind of coke.
1:41:57
Did you just take? Dude, Malcolm, eat one of these.
1:42:00
It smells like carbonated. Give this man.
1:42:02
I'll try to get you that one. Holy shit.
1:42:07
First, smell it. I'm going to eat this and you're
1:42:08
going to Diddy me, bro. This is this has got to be like
1:42:11
poison in here. How did they get it to smell
1:42:14
like a soda? I don't know, but it smells
1:42:16
like. Yo dude, it really did kind of
1:42:19
like hit me. How?
1:42:20
Did they do that? All right, here we go.
1:42:22
All right, one bite, everyone knows.
1:42:27
Nah, I'd be smelling it. It smells like a fucking Pepsi.
1:42:32
That's offensive. It smells like pop.
1:42:35
Like everything I don't like about soda.
1:42:38
But you don't drink soda, so how do you even know the?
1:42:40
2nd a soda hits my lips. I spit it out.
1:42:43
Oh, they probably got the Pop Rocks in there so it feels like
1:42:45
fizz. Yeah, yeah, this shit is nasty.
1:42:48
I'm not going to lie, they kind of nailed it.
1:42:50
This is how I feel when I take a sip of soda and I spit it out
1:42:53
immediately. Bro I don't these are dog shit.
1:42:59
It's. Disgusting.
1:43:00
These are so bad. This is the worst one on the
1:43:03
table really. I think so.
1:43:05
That is probably one of the things that I.
1:43:07
And I don't like peanut butter. And these are Are you OK?
1:43:11
What happened? It's doing the.
1:43:13
What happened? Carl, you're all right.
1:43:15
Wait, is something happening? Yeah.
1:43:17
It's all on my. Teeth and it's just fucking.
1:43:19
Popping, it's popping all on my teeth and I can all that's all
1:43:23
on here. Oh.
1:43:23
Yeah, you open your mouth, you can wait.
1:43:25
What? Yeah, look, I don't know now
1:43:28
it's not doing it. Hold on, I'll, I'll get it.
1:43:32
That was the weirdest sensation ever.
1:43:33
I hated that. I hate you now.
1:43:40
It's it's like going. It's weird all on this, like the
1:43:43
tops of my teeth. Yeah.
1:43:47
Oh my God, it's. Yo Nah, that's that's in your
1:43:50
stomach. Yeah, yeah.
1:43:52
Yeah, yeah. See what sounds great about
1:43:54
that? Nothing.
1:43:56
Well hey now you have all these Oreos to not eat so.
1:43:59
Don't worry, we got people here that'll eat these.
1:44:01
I'm sure you do. Yeah, we got we.
1:44:03
Got they do like that, Eddie. Yeah, I, I don't.
1:44:05
Like how I feel like a Christmas decoration or something.
1:44:07
Dude, they're still popping in the back of my.
1:44:09
Throat, it feels. Weird on my molars dude.
1:44:11
Like it's just going. I only eat half of that.
1:44:14
That was weird as fuck. Cool.
1:44:16
What? Was your favorite dude this one
1:44:22
Toffee was your favorite? Toffee was pretty good or this
1:44:27
peanut butter 1 was the best. It was the most calm one.
1:44:30
That's true. That's the most.
1:44:31
Bunch it tastes like I don't like peanut.
1:44:32
Butter, but that's probably okay.
1:44:34
Birthday cake for me because it was the most like a normal Oreo.
1:44:37
That one tasted like I was eating rubber.
1:44:38
My mouth is still cracking. What the fuck?
1:44:40
Yeah. You ate a whole 1 so good luck,
1:44:43
you'll be there for a while. I can make a crack more if I do
1:44:45
this. That that.
1:44:47
Most people said they the Oreo the Coke 1 tasted like shit so
1:44:50
they were right. Yeah.
1:44:51
The drink tasted like ass. Yes, I.
1:44:54
Didn't have that. There is a, there's a there's a
1:44:56
soda that matches this. What's with this?
1:44:57
What's with the craze with this? I should have got it.
1:44:59
Is this something to distract, distract us from something else
1:45:01
that's going on right now? Yeah.
1:45:03
Probably. Is there aliens somewhere that
1:45:04
we haven't seen yet? Well, there's an election coming
1:45:07
up. Oh.
1:45:09
I don't know, but you want to pull up the questions I'm going
1:45:11
to do. Oh.
1:45:11
OK, All right, We're always going to talk about drifting.
1:45:13
We. We we haven't really talked
1:45:15
about drifting at all. Malcolm, you're going to ask the
1:45:18
questions tonight. How's that?
1:45:20
You know what it probably was. You both have a drifting podcast
1:45:24
and you probably just don't want to talk about drifting.
1:45:25
That's. True, probably is what it is.
1:45:27
I got to save that for tomorrow when we do ours pilot podcast.
1:45:30
Pilot Podcast 730. Check it out. 7:30 every
1:45:32
Wednesday. Don't watch this one.
1:45:33
Check out. YouTube.
1:45:36
I got the YouTube Damien's in there coming up with crazy
1:45:39
fucking ideas. Yeah, we give away stuff.
1:45:41
Oh yeah, you guys give away shit.
1:45:43
Yeah, make it trying to make us look like assholes.
1:45:45
You could, you could you're giving these to me.
1:45:47
You could give these away, guys. Do it right now.
1:45:49
You'll. Play again.
1:45:51
We got a bunch of Oreos. We we just bought them.
1:45:53
We're going to give them away. Yeah.
1:45:54
One per person. We'll ship one out.
1:45:57
I'm like going to, I'm not going to eat any more Oreos because I
1:46:00
do want to eat later. But those fucking double stuffed
1:46:03
over there, even the regular ones are like.
1:46:05
I help you out. No, no, don't.
1:46:07
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just cover it up, we'll hide
1:46:08
them. Because I've got to put both of
1:46:10
those in my backpack before I leave.
1:46:12
There you go. Now they're now they're
1:46:14
chilling. Yo, Frankie, you do the
1:46:16
question. There's a lot of them.
1:46:17
Like, actually, I didn't think nobody knows me at all.
1:46:20
So the fact that there's questions is crazy.
1:46:22
I'm the karoshi driver nobody knows about because there's pro
1:46:25
driver Rich. There's TV in my trunk.
1:46:28
James, I got you. Yeah.
1:46:30
And there's Damien, who's been around since the dawn of time.
1:46:33
Yeah, he kind of see it feels that way.
1:46:35
Like when you talk to him, you're like, oh, you've been
1:46:36
around since the dinosaurs. Yeah, he he's been around since
1:46:40
the start of drifting in the US just because.
1:46:42
Of that vibe. Yeah, yeah.
1:46:44
I don't, I don't know, he's just been around a block time or two,
1:46:47
but he's also the reason for my downfall, so.
1:46:50
Let me try to find some. Let me try to find some
1:46:55
questions here. Let's see.
1:47:02
All right. Why is it silent?
1:47:06
Wow, there are a lot. They're trying to find
1:47:09
questions, I guess. Till that coke one fucked me up.
1:47:12
Dude, my mouth is still popping. Dude, I just actually gargled
1:47:15
some water because I did not like that.
1:47:17
Yeah. It's a it's a weird fucking
1:47:20
feeling, man. And it's not like Pop Rocks.
1:47:22
Like it's. That shit I had only maybe had
1:47:27
pop rocks few times in my life. Drift.
1:47:30
Team Push. We didn't talk about the event
1:47:33
we did last week, but team, what was it?
1:47:36
Push Push. What was the team of the the
1:47:38
event? Called instinct.
1:47:40
Instinct. Twin drift.
1:47:41
Yeah. That event was fun, sorry I'm
1:47:44
dying. Did you buy a Moto compactor
1:47:46
yet? No, but dude.
1:47:48
I was going to bring it. I forgot to put it in my truck
1:47:50
on my way out for work this morning bro.
1:47:52
Malcolm, real quick, can you look that up on Honda's?
1:47:53
Website when faction was empty like that would have been the
1:47:57
funnest thing to have in here. Now there's there's some pretty
1:48:00
valuable stuff, but like would have been the funnest thing I
1:48:03
want. To go on their actual website,
1:48:04
man, right there right there that.
1:48:07
Shit is $1000. Moto Compacto.
1:48:10
Yes, Sir. I want this.
1:48:13
The best money I've ever spent for anything at a track, ever.
1:48:16
They make it look like you're buying an iPhone.
1:48:17
Yep. Yeah.
1:48:19
Great marketing. Yeah, so you can carry this
1:48:21
thing around. Look.
1:48:23
It look, it's going to show you right now.
1:48:25
Whoa, it folds up. It's an electric little bike.
1:48:29
It folds up. Product specs.
1:48:31
It's literally an. IPhone.
1:48:32
That's a lie. I've done 16.
1:48:35
OK, 16 mile an. Hour Max 12 miles.
1:48:38
This is the important Part. 3 1/2 hours charge time.
1:48:42
Yeah, it's a long time. It's about the time of a drift
1:48:45
event. Yep.
1:48:47
Acceleration. Zero to 15 miles an hour in
1:48:50
seven seconds. That's pretty slow, guys, but
1:48:52
it's OK. Weight capacity 265.
1:48:55
You bigger than that? Go home.
1:48:58
But it's pretty awesome. Was that for riders 14 years
1:49:02
old? What did that have to do with
1:49:04
the? Did push ask a Moto compact?
1:49:07
Oh, I'm sorry. No, we were.
1:49:09
We were? I asked.
1:49:10
That question. I just wanted to, I wanted to
1:49:13
look at. I meant to do.
1:49:14
This. You could put a Oreo livery on
1:49:15
there. Now you're thinking the Dale
1:49:18
Earnhardt Oreo car. One of the best looking Dale
1:49:20
Earnhardt liveries ever. It's so good I would.
1:49:23
Malcolm, you know what I would do?
1:49:24
You know what I would do? I'd make it look like the Ice
1:49:28
Cream Sandwich. That would be sick.
1:49:31
Yeah, there it is. Ritz, Oreo.
1:49:34
Yes. What?
1:49:36
Dude, how do you like that over the good range?
1:49:38
Jill, are you? Kidding, that is.
1:49:40
Dude, it's look at the milk. Oh, the milk.
1:49:44
If I had a big glass of milk right now.
1:49:46
If I had some milk right now. I actually didn't notice the
1:49:50
milk but it's like instead of flames it's a milk that's
1:49:54
fucking. Hard.
1:49:55
You know how many Oreos they sold just from driving that
1:49:57
around the track? So many look at, look how you
1:49:59
can't tell me that's one of the best NASCAR liveries of all
1:50:01
time. Yeah, and it just kind of
1:50:03
happens to be an Oreo 1 and all of it.
1:50:07
OK, sorry, it's. Just Oreo themed, OK.
1:50:09
Drifting Podcast. Drift, Drift Team Push was at
1:50:11
this event and they almost won as well.
1:50:14
There was like four teams there that could have won and they
1:50:17
were one of them. And yeah, I just want to say
1:50:20
really cool looking cars. They matched perfectly.
1:50:22
The wheels were matching. Yep, great drivers.
1:50:24
Yeah, there's usually 1/3 member too.
1:50:26
Really. They have a third member.
1:50:28
The paint was fucking awesome dude.
1:50:30
They actually looked good. Yeah.
1:50:31
Those cars came a long way last year.
1:50:33
They were piles. Yeah.
1:50:35
They drove really well together, but one was yellow, one was
1:50:37
black, and they were all, like, mismatched panels.
1:50:40
They really I think for vibes this year, they like wanted to
1:50:43
get in and like do it with us well.
1:50:45
That's what the question is. Oh, how underrated is the Vibes
1:50:49
event, one of our favorite events of the year.
1:50:51
So if you've never been there, you gotta like it's.
1:50:56
It's. V It's probably my favorite
1:50:58
drift event just because it's more laid back than final bout
1:51:03
and not as serious because everybody wants to win final
1:51:06
bout now. Oh yeah, it's.
1:51:07
Really annoying. Yeah, there's one of them right
1:51:09
here. Yeah, right here too.
1:51:11
So it's fine, Carl. Yeah, it gives you purpose
1:51:13
fucking. But yeah, oh, excuse me.
1:51:17
Yeah, that's all that fucking yeah, dude, it's like.
1:51:19
Look at. Look.
1:51:20
At fucking me. Like both of.
1:51:21
Them look at look. At both of them I'm not feeling
1:51:23
good dude. Yeah, you need something salty,
1:51:26
you need some milk, You need like juicy that.
1:51:28
Boy needs some milk, literally. So it's a banging event.
1:51:33
Dude it's it's the best event. 3 days of just non-stop drifting.
1:51:38
The night time there gets so rowdy like it's.
1:51:42
Night time. Drifting Why?
1:51:43
Why is there? AI try to drive at night more
1:51:45
than during the day just cause the cars look cooler and you can
1:51:47
show off your cool lights. So you know, I, I just think
1:51:52
it's easily my favorite event in the US just for that, just the
1:51:59
atmosphere around it and then everybody just camps and parties
1:52:02
all night. There might be some things that
1:52:04
happen at night. That I shouldn't.
1:52:06
Nice try, daddy. Nice try, daddy.
1:52:10
You know, some money may be exchanged for certain.
1:52:13
OK. Something happenings some
1:52:15
happenings in in the main drag woo Hoo, you know, but it's it's
1:52:22
unless you're there, you're never going to know how good it
1:52:24
is and. What track is this usually at?
1:52:26
Because I know, I think. It's Lake Erie.
1:52:28
Oh, OK. Yeah.
1:52:29
So it's the past fuck, two or three years it's been at Lake
1:52:32
Erie and before it was down at Shannondell.
1:52:33
Yeah, that track, I know. The other one, I don't know.
1:52:35
You've been to Lake Erie. It's a really nice facility.
1:52:38
It's a lot and they just repaved more.
1:52:41
They had FD there last year. Oh yeah, I.
1:52:43
Think which was weird. I wish we went to that just to
1:52:46
go. Yeah, but isn't.
1:52:48
It an Oval. Yeah, it's an Oval.
1:52:49
Yeah, but it's a bigger. Oval than like the the layouts
1:52:53
that that Damien and Joe create are second to none like this
1:52:57
year's layout was sick. It was so much fun flick in to a
1:53:02
a wall drag and then super tight tech like it was good.
1:53:06
It was real good that. Sounds like an event we should
1:53:08
probably hit. I dude you should there if you
1:53:11
haven't. You have when.
1:53:12
Do they? When do they throw that event?
1:53:14
June. June, so it's a summer.
1:53:17
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's it's pretty warm, but
1:53:19
you're next to the lake. So it's really.
1:53:20
Not that's why I would love to just like maybe see the lake we.
1:53:23
Usually like go to the lake like since you can drive literally
1:53:25
whenever like not this year, but last year like we went the Hayes
1:53:31
boys went pretend all the guys from pretend.
1:53:35
We all just like cruise to the lake cuz you truise through like
1:53:38
the little town. Is it fall like the other side?
1:53:40
No, it's like 20 minutes. No, not even like.
1:53:42
You would take the drum from the racetrack from that track.
1:53:43
Yep, we all took our cars. Yep.
1:53:46
Fuck yeah. Absolutely sick fucking event.
1:53:49
Never even seen Lake Erie. Me neither.
1:53:52
Until then, yeah. That's cool though, sorry I
1:53:58
gotta like read these before I say them out loud, but that's
1:54:01
fair. You know the kind of shit we'd
1:54:02
be getting here. Totally agree.
1:54:05
I didn't. Do that once and it was a
1:54:07
problem. Why is Chad's door still up?
1:54:12
What does that mean? So if you haven't tuned into the
1:54:15
pilot podcast, Wednesday's at 7:30, one of the first episodes
1:54:21
I said if we hit 1000 subscribers, I'll smash my door
1:54:24
in and like the one that's like right behind me.
1:54:28
Oh. But I said I, I said that night
1:54:32
and everybody's just kind of clinging on to the forever
1:54:35
thing. So everybody thinks I need to
1:54:37
smash my door in like there's. Like the door in your house?
1:54:40
Like the door in my house, Yeah. What kind of door do you know if
1:54:43
it's like one of those hollow ones or if it's like.
1:54:45
It's a hollow. I could go through it, yeah, but
1:54:47
it's also not my house, which a lot of people tend to forget.
1:54:51
If it was my house, I probably would have done already, but
1:54:53
it's gone so far as like that. We have shirts that say fuck
1:54:57
Chad's door, Mac cardiac arrest Mac made stickers with like Mike
1:55:03
Miata busting through a door that say fuck Chad's door like
1:55:07
it's been a whole thing. Dude A.
1:55:09
Whole thing I've definitely messed up some doors and that
1:55:13
that's why I was out of anger. I.
1:55:15
Don't know like. Just.
1:55:17
Drinking and like, yeah, maybe getting into an argument.
1:55:20
I remember Pat like my current roommate fucking was.
1:55:24
We had like some sort of argument about tires and I was
1:55:29
like bro, shut the fuck up. And I just turned around and
1:55:32
threw my elbow through the door and then saw the hole through it
1:55:34
and I was like. I'll fix that tomorrow.
1:55:37
No, I fucking demolished the. You broke the whole door.
1:55:40
The rest of it just like going. He doubled down.
1:55:45
Fist after fist, just like until the door was like in pieces.
1:55:48
And then like the next morning I woke up and I looked down the
1:55:52
stairs and I was like, Pet Rock was like on the bottom of the
1:55:55
stairs, like all the door pieces are by them.
1:55:57
And I was like. All right, well, wait.
1:55:59
Back up, Pet Rock. You've never seen the pet rock
1:56:02
in my home. What you have a pet rock?
1:56:05
Yeah, I gave it to like an ex-girlfriend at the time as
1:56:08
like a gift and she. Gave it right the fuck back.
1:56:10
I took it back. I was like, it was Rodney back.
1:56:12
Yeah. Carl.
1:56:13
Carl gets in the car. Like who gets the dog the way
1:56:14
over there? Yeah, you know, give me my
1:56:16
fucking rock. Back.
1:56:19
Rodney the Rock. I still got it.
1:56:20
Rodney fucking got to be like 11 years with that bitch.
1:56:24
He won't die. I heard about the rock.
1:56:26
I didn't think it was that. No.
1:56:27
And then, like other doors, it's fun to just kick one down.
1:56:32
I mean, it does look fun. It's fun.
1:56:34
I will do it, I promise. It's a confidence.
1:56:37
I have to buy a house 1st and I don't want to ruin somebody
1:56:40
else's house. Oh wait, this is the point of
1:56:41
the story. I replaced the door.
1:56:43
Oh OK. And it was not impossible with
1:56:45
no tools. Everybody said that they'll
1:56:47
they'll crowdfund me a door if I if I break.
1:56:49
It they should probably break it.
1:56:50
So yeah, they should probably. Break it then dude.
1:56:53
Like I think maybe the lining it up was a little weird.
1:56:57
You need like a chisel and a hammer and then like you just do
1:57:01
that, put it on. Fair enough.
1:57:04
I don't know what this means, and I think there's going to be
1:57:06
a lot of these in here, so let me just get to it.
1:57:08
Great. What is car Shot Karoshi's
1:57:11
stance on the rampant freak Bob pandemic?
1:57:14
What's a freak, Bob? What?
1:57:17
That's what it says. Are you a freak, Bob?
1:57:19
Nah, you're you're freaky, Bobby.
1:57:23
Bro I don't tell you guys know what this means.
1:57:26
I do not. What is free?
1:57:27
Malcolm? Malcolm, translator.
1:57:29
Over there. I have no idea what that means.
1:57:31
Just look it up on Google. Don't show the viewers though.
1:57:38
Dude, I don't know what that means, but I would love to chime
1:57:40
in if I did know what it means. What is Karsha Karoshi's stance
1:57:45
on the rampant Freak Bob pandemic?
1:57:48
Well, Freak Bob, isn't that a SpongeBob thing, is it?
1:57:51
See. I don't know.
1:57:53
I am not matching that that that Spongebob's freak right now.
1:57:57
Look up like freak Bob. He's a creepy looking that is a
1:58:00
crazy. Shirt.
1:58:04
Oh my God. Oh my God.
1:58:07
I need that wait. Wait, wait, that's kind of
1:58:12
weird. What is he drinking?
1:58:13
Yeah, what is he? I support that T-shirt.
1:58:15
If this is what that means, that's hilarious.
1:58:17
Is that? Is that really what it is?
1:58:18
What is he drinking? I know what he's drinking.
1:58:20
Is that piss? Why would it be in a bag?
1:58:25
Why are her legs open? No liquid is in a bag.
1:58:27
He's popping a rhino and then going to dive in.
1:58:30
All right, that's what it looks like he's.
1:58:31
Doing all right, 4 door coupe. We don't know what this means.
1:58:34
Dude, I don't know what that means.
1:58:35
That's what that's crazy. You got that name, though.
1:58:37
That's crazy, I wish I could read some of these.
1:58:44
Why not? Why not?
1:58:45
A lot of people weren't telling me.
1:58:47
Fine, Carl, A lot of people. Were telling me I hope they read
1:58:49
my questions so they're probably bad.
1:58:51
Ask Carl what made him say the word at Drift Appalachia.
1:58:54
What word? Appalachia.
1:58:55
What word did you say? Where did you say Carl?
1:58:57
Say it right now. Appalachia.
1:59:01
Is that the word? Is that I think so?
1:59:02
Because I did not say any other word.
1:59:04
OK, that you call Malcolm now. I'm just kidding this stuff.
1:59:07
Whoa, yo, should we call HR? Well, hold.
1:59:11
On let me try that. Is the HR department.
1:59:13
Hello everyone, I'm the HR department.
1:59:15
I'm here to talk to you about harassment in the workplace.
1:59:19
What is your favorite aquarium fish?
1:59:21
This is my favorite question. Oh fuck yeah, I love it.
1:59:24
So I love aquariums. Like I love going to aquariums
1:59:28
and just seeing cool shit. If you've never been to the
1:59:31
Atlanta Aquarium it is sick as fuck because I got whale sharks
1:59:34
there. What?
1:59:35
Yeah, in it, in it. They have two of them.
1:59:38
That's a big how. Big is that.
1:59:40
I mean, it's not like the ones you see in the ocean that are
1:59:42
like 40 foot, but this thing's at least 1820 feet and they have
1:59:46
two of them in this big ass tank.
1:59:48
And when they swim over you, it's like the shadow just casts.
1:59:52
But I'm a big jellyfish guy. I love jellyfish and in my house
1:59:56
I will have a jellyfish tank. That's that is what I want.
2:00:00
You need a pretty big one for that, right?
2:00:02
No, no. I mean, you could have one
2:00:03
that's like, I don't know, equivalent to like.
2:00:07
But Chad, how do you really know?
2:00:08
Did you ask them how big they want?
2:00:10
That's true, but they don't. They can't talk so.
2:00:12
I was, I'm sure somebody's got information about this online.
2:00:15
My uncle loves like not jellyfish but just having a fish
2:00:18
tank in the house for some reason like.
2:00:20
What about Stingrays? Stingrays are cool.
2:00:23
The fuck? What's the cool looking one?
2:00:25
There's one that's. Like an array?
2:00:26
No, I mean, that's cool, but you?
2:00:28
Keep an eye on your house. Isn't that just a big one?
2:00:30
Yeah, that thing's got the mouse the size of this fucking table.
2:00:32
Yeah, there's a white one, I forget what it's called.
2:00:35
It's like a rare one, but it's white with like black and blue
2:00:37
spots that are like iridescent. That is sick as fuck.
2:00:40
That sounds like it would. It's like a poisonous type.
2:00:42
Probably. I mean they're all poisonous
2:00:44
until you take their their needle little thingy on the RPC.
2:00:48
Verne, there was this. Place in Florida that I went to
2:00:51
as a kid called Discovery Cove, where I swam with dolphins, with
2:00:55
dolphins and mainly a lot of Stingrays and like other fish I
2:00:58
don't want to be in like there was like a huge lazy river.
2:01:01
Like this lazy river was like 10 feet.
2:01:03
Deep and there's just monsters. And it's just like all coral
2:01:06
stuff and like, it was crazy. I'll show you some photos over
2:01:08
dinner. But like, I was like swimming
2:01:10
down there and fucking like touching fucking Stingray the
2:01:13
size of this table, bro. It's just hanging.
2:01:15
Out just gets you. God I fucking wish it did.
2:01:18
RIP yeah. I really do want to go like free
2:01:21
diving with like great white sharks though.
2:01:23
That's like a. Are you a psycho?
2:01:25
No. Look at that like.
2:01:27
Like so I want to go death wish, I want to go caged like in
2:01:31
Australia where they like jump out and shit like that.
2:01:33
But then I want to get out of the cage just one time how?
2:01:36
I just want around. The ocean.
2:01:37
Do you have to go for this like? Like down deep, No, away from
2:01:40
the shore. Pretty like you ain't seen
2:01:42
shore, I'm sure. Sorry.
2:01:43
I'm yeah, sorry. Sorry, I'm not fucking.
2:01:45
Coming. I was going to say I'll come and
2:01:46
hang out on the boat, but I won't even do that.
2:01:48
Yeah. You're on a deep water.
2:01:50
I'm not AI, saw the movie Jaws and I know what the fuck's going
2:01:53
to happen kind of guy. He's not going to eat the boat,
2:01:55
he's just going to eat. Me dude, that boat can sink.
2:01:59
That's true and. Then we're all in the water.
2:02:01
Here they are, but you're waterproof camera.
2:02:03
I was seeing the fucking the shits.
2:02:07
Dang. I was just swimming bro bro.
2:02:09
I cannot believe this guy went. Here's here's you.
2:02:12
Would you jump out of a plane? There's no.
2:02:15
You are a psychopath. Why?
2:02:18
You'd go swim with great white sharks.
2:02:20
I have more control of me being in the water than I do free
2:02:23
falling 'cause I don't know if what's on my back is gonna save
2:02:25
me. You don't know if that boat is
2:02:26
gonna stay afloat. But bro, come on.
2:02:30
I'm telling you, you don't. OK, So what if so, do you just
2:02:34
go on? Do you go on boats in general?
2:02:35
Wait, wait. Here's a, here's a better.
2:02:36
You don't know if that cage is gonna stay together.
2:02:40
That's true, but they also don't attack you unless you provoke
2:02:44
them. They attack cages all the time.
2:02:46
OK, they like bite at it, but it's not like they're like
2:02:48
fucking sticking their shit. Chat, they ram them.
2:02:50
Why do you think they're ramming them?
2:02:51
How many shark weeks have you watched at?
2:02:53
Least 10. Bullshit.
2:02:55
No, I believe solid. Solid 5.
2:02:58
A 50% drop is not a good argument.
2:03:00
Solid 5, you had no credibility. How many?
2:03:03
Did you watch? Dude I grew up on shark week
2:03:05
every year. I would watch that shit.
2:03:07
Every night on Discovery Channel I.
2:03:09
Don't care, man. Dude, these motherfuckers.
2:03:13
But still, jellyfish are cooler. We are the opposite.
2:03:16
We are the opposite. Yeah, we are.
2:03:18
Except we hold like that's the only thing.
2:03:19
Yeah, yeah. I swam with that motherfucker
2:03:21
too. Carl's just over here showed me
2:03:23
pictures of. Fish the whole.
2:03:25
Time. Yeah.
2:03:26
Dude, like there's these are nurse sharks right here.
2:03:28
I swam with these. That's me right here.
2:03:30
He swam with sharks. He's still living, Yeah.
2:03:32
You got to send that to Malcolm and get that on the screen
2:03:34
somehow. Look, that's a shark.
2:03:36
How did you take a photo? I had a a waterproof Olympus
2:03:39
camera. Can you send Malcolm the other
2:03:41
one on Facebook Messenger? This one?
2:03:43
Yes please. You're such a piece of shit.
2:03:46
I'm gonna see. This in.
2:03:47
Photoshop. So you say your favorite fish
2:03:51
is. Jellyfish.
2:03:52
But jellyfish isn't really a fish, right?
2:03:54
So that it's. Literally a fish.
2:03:56
No it's not jellyfish. I'm like fucking kill myself.
2:04:00
Is it? Is it actually not?
2:04:01
No, it's not Jelly. It's not.
2:04:03
Yeah, but. So my favorite.
2:04:05
Fish would be a shark then like a shark.
2:04:08
Dude, enough Chad. I'm sorry.
2:04:11
You just asked him for his favorite fish and you're now
2:04:13
you're penalizing. A lot.
2:04:14
My favorite animal on Earth is probably a.
2:04:17
Shark, all this shit. You're talking about me.
2:04:20
That's. I fucking love.
2:04:21
Shark. Tiger shark.
2:04:23
Yeah. They're cool.
2:04:24
They're more vicious than Great White.
2:04:25
Stuff. Yeah, they are, yeah.
2:04:27
I ain't going fucking, I ain't going diving with tiger sharks
2:04:29
and they're in fresh water. I am walking on a beach.
2:04:32
How about that fuck fuck out of here?
2:04:34
I get nowhere near that fucking thing.
2:04:36
In case they come on land, you never know.
2:04:37
I didn't want to ruin your whole conversation about aquariums,
2:04:39
but I'm going to do it now. You can't even put me near an
2:04:43
aquarium. What?
2:04:44
Why they're? In the.
2:04:45
Fucking thing. The bins the.
2:04:48
Tank. There's sharks in it.
2:04:49
I won't go. OK, Yeah.
2:04:50
But so will you go to aquarium that's just and just not go to
2:04:52
the shark exhibit? I'm not going to have a fun
2:04:54
time, but I'll go. But I'm not.
2:04:56
It's going to be like me going to jump out of a there I am.
2:05:01
Yo-yo, I sent you another one. I sent you another one.
2:05:02
Look at the other one. Thumbs up one.
2:05:04
How old are you? I got to be like 14 or.
2:05:07
Something. Oh my God.
2:05:08
Damn, it's like just drinking beers.
2:05:09
And Carl out here just taking the selfies of sharks.
2:05:12
Bro, dude, that, that shit. Yeah, that.
2:05:16
Yeah, that shit's legit shit. That's me.
2:05:18
That's my fucking thumb. Damn.
2:05:20
They're just, they were just hanging out.
2:05:22
There was so many. I remember.
2:05:23
My thumb off It's crazy. I remember like, just seeing
2:05:28
that shit, It was really crazy. I don't know if that place is
2:05:30
still in business. That's got to be some sort of
2:05:31
crazy liability. No, it's, it's definitely still
2:05:34
in business. I wanted to go there to do this
2:05:35
actually. Dude it's so sick.
2:05:37
Like I don't know if all of that shit was open.
2:05:41
Like I don't know if maybe they limited it Takes one psycho.
2:05:45
I run right? You know, it's crazy.
2:05:47
There's a casino in Las Vegas, the Golden Nugget.
2:05:52
They have a water slide that goes through a Shark Tank.
2:05:54
We should have went Golden Nugget.
2:05:56
Is the the? Best place to stay in Vegas?
2:05:59
I fucking. Knew it.
2:06:00
It's off of the strip and. I'm so.
2:06:03
I'm so sorry to Jack you up about this, but it's off of the
2:06:05
Vegas Strip so it's cheaper and it's off.
2:06:07
It's freshly redone so it's super nice and they got a
2:06:11
fucking Shark Tank in the middle of the pool with a shark or the
2:06:15
a water slide that goes through it.
2:06:17
We. Could've put you through.
2:06:18
That damn Frankie would be the one.
2:06:20
That would be the time. Frankie's in literally pool.
2:06:22
Went up to the glass and it looks like they're in the water
2:06:24
with you even though the glass is there.
2:06:26
It's cool as fuck. For you, Yeah, I'll be the one
2:06:29
running through the aquarium, closing my eyes 'cause there's
2:06:32
water above. Me, I I'll.
2:06:33
Say that I'm scared of that shit, but I'll swim in the
2:06:35
ocean. And here's the thing.
2:06:37
So something hits me. I'm out.
2:06:40
I've got a, I've got a one. I'm going to try to remain as
2:06:44
calm as I can because it has happened before.
2:06:47
Remain calm. It'll let, I don't know.
2:06:49
I just try to remain calm and then just get to the nearest
2:06:52
thing and get out. I saw Jaws at a young age.
2:06:56
Me too. I mean I get it, I understand
2:06:58
because I was the same way, but I just I don't know.
2:07:01
That opening scene. Yeah, it's traumatizing as a
2:07:05
kid, that's for sure. It's a good scene.
2:07:07
It is this great move. Holds up to this day.
2:07:09
Does. My people like fucking live on
2:07:11
islands and shit. Like they gotta fucking you,
2:07:14
gotta get in the water. Yeah, that's true.
2:07:16
You. Ever see like crocodiles just
2:07:18
grab people in Africa and shit? People, I've never seen them
2:07:21
grab. Yeah.
2:07:21
They try to wash their clothes and shit.
2:07:23
And they're. Oh, yeah.
2:07:24
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll be watching River
2:07:25
Monsters. Crazy.
2:07:27
That was a good show. It was a good show, yeah.
2:07:29
That brings me to my next question.
2:07:30
River monsters, let's go. Yeah, why do you always wear
2:07:33
wife beaters? I've never once worn a wife.
2:07:36
Beaters, what the fuck? I was surprised.
2:07:38
Be like chat. I wore a fucking white tank top
2:07:41
on the podcast one time and people just fucking broke.
2:07:46
The Internet notices everything. That's amazing.
2:07:48
I only wear tank tops around my house because they're
2:07:50
comfortable. Like that's it.
2:07:52
I don't wear them out in public. I wear just like music
2:07:54
festivals. Just walking around your house,
2:07:56
just itching your belly like this.
2:07:58
No, like I wear if I'm at a If I'm in a beach town, sure, I'll
2:08:01
walk around in one of those if I'm.
2:08:03
Going to like you're naming more and more locations.
2:08:05
Chat here. If I'm in my house.
2:08:07
Or at the fucking beach I will wear a tank top or a festival.
2:08:11
You mean a why using festival or a no, not a wife beater a tank
2:08:15
top. Maybe they owned a wife, maybe
2:08:16
the. Grocery store on like a Saturday
2:08:18
night like. Our.
2:08:21
Church. God damn it.
2:08:24
Favorite character in Cars? Oh fuck Sally, that dirty bitch.
2:08:29
Yeah, she got that Tramps. Yeah, fuck, I never fucking show
2:08:33
up. Blow out her IMS.
2:08:34
Bering Bray. That's crazy.
2:08:37
Oh my God, Carl. It's a Porsche.
2:08:40
I know it's true I. Don't know what his name is, but
2:08:42
it's definitely the low rider. The purple low rider.
2:08:44
Oh fuck I. Forget what his name is, I.
2:08:50
Don't want to be racist? Here do it.
2:08:52
It's fine if it's his name, you can't be racist.
2:08:54
Lewis. You said it.
2:08:56
You said it like in a Spanish way, so you did that to
2:08:59
yourself. Because I'm trying to think of
2:09:01
and it might be pronounced like. Louise.
2:09:04
Like. OK, you're just you.
2:09:07
Just stop digging yourself a hole buddy.
2:09:09
Yeah, you're digging the Gray. You're.
2:09:09
Sorry, dog, that himself. Malcolm.
2:09:11
What's his name? Ramon, Oh.
2:09:14
You're fucking racist. Tell me that's.
2:09:16
Not the best car in cars. I've never seen it, but yeah, it
2:09:18
looks good. Yep.
2:09:20
Bro and he does he. Throws sparks and.
2:09:21
Shit, he does the paint. Jobs and shit, yeah.
2:09:24
Ramon. He's got his own paint shop.
2:09:26
Wait, how do they do paint jobs and they don't have hands?
2:09:29
You're asking too many questions.
2:09:30
Yeah, for a cartoon. Movie.
2:09:31
Yeah, OK, These movies were fucking awesome.
2:09:35
Yeah, I don't watch a Cars movie tonight, Sam.
2:09:37
I won't watch any animated anything ever.
2:09:39
No, no, no, no, no. No, Frankie, so different.
2:09:42
Yeah. Jesus Christ, I'm just reminding
2:09:44
you. Bro, like all of our guests,
2:09:47
like we'll discuss all of this fun shit that we could all just
2:09:51
maybe do someday and I'm just, and then Frankie's like I
2:09:54
actually don't. We didn't touch on like my
2:09:55
origin car story, but the first magazine I ever bought was Low
2:09:58
Rider Magazine. I'm.
2:10:01
A I want a roof thing, yeah. I want a low rider so fucking
2:10:05
badly in my life. Let's give it all up.
2:10:07
Let's go. I'm down.
2:10:08
You want be a low rider club. Not even just a club.
2:10:10
I just be like, yo, Chad, you wanna maybe drive?
2:10:12
Yeah, let's cruise. Yeah, I just want to hit
2:10:14
switches one time on the road. Just do it.
2:10:16
Until you want it to that extent.
2:10:18
I kind of want to. You want to fucking?
2:10:20
Yes, Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
2:10:22
And just. Bounce, Yeah, yeah, I don't need
2:10:25
one that goes crazy high. I just want one that I get three
2:10:26
wheel in and just bounces a little bit.
2:10:28
I I just. Little bit but then from low
2:10:31
riders I went to mini trucks like bagged and body trucks,
2:10:34
bagged and body drop trucks like that's.
2:10:36
Where the beds like fucking move and shit.
2:10:38
I mean you. Can be I want the.
2:10:39
Play to like invert. I had a.
2:10:41
Josh saw, did you? I don't know if you saw that
2:10:43
when we went to Appalachia the last time we ran into this guy
2:10:46
at a gas station. Oh shit.
2:10:47
He had he had like an airbrush of like a a girl.
2:10:52
Same thing as like the D drug hood hell yeah and airbrushed
2:10:55
like some 2 chicks on the hood and then the the trunk like when
2:10:58
he pulled up to get gas he like pressed the button that shit
2:11:00
said yeah that there that's where the tank was.
2:11:05
It was crazy. That's the shit I was.
2:11:06
Telling like when the truck bed comes all the way off and goes
2:11:09
in a weird. And dances and shit.
2:11:10
Yeah, they make that shit. Yeah, that's crazy.
2:11:15
But him and his wife build those cars.
2:11:17
We still follow each other on Instagram.
2:11:18
Like dude it's mad cool at school as well.
2:11:20
That's my little eyeglass into that.
2:11:24
That'll be my midlife crisis vehicle.
2:11:26
I'm going to have a probably like a bag C10 or something.
2:11:28
Talking like 20 twos. I hope dude I can't wait to see
2:11:31
that, but like a J DM22 like a euro line or some shit.
2:11:34
Yeah, like a a bazrea, like a 22 inch bazrea.
2:11:37
Yeah, or like a Leon Hardrit like that was.
2:11:39
Sick Oh emits maybe? Why is James your favorite
2:11:43
teammate? Well, James definitely asked
2:11:45
that question. For sure he did.
2:11:50
He is my least favorite teammate.
2:11:53
I needed to know and then you saying.
2:11:55
That it's just like what? Color is your fur suit.
2:12:01
What you. Really want to go down this
2:12:02
right now, do I? I don't know what is.
2:12:05
You're like a suit. Are you a furry?
2:12:07
Yeah. Yes.
2:12:11
Wait, what are you talking about?
2:12:12
You're. A furry?
2:12:13
Yeah. Yeah.
2:12:14
I swear to God, this is gonna. Do we have time to be here for
2:12:17
an hour? What is a furry?
2:12:19
Is this the person that likes to fuck cats or whatever?
2:12:21
No, that's fucking. Weird.
2:12:23
Wait, wait, wait. OK, we're going to be here for a
2:12:25
while. Get comfortable.
2:12:27
Malcolm. Don't look that up.
2:12:31
Do not. Whatever you do, don't type.
2:12:33
Anything about that on Google? Like I said earlier, Chad.
2:12:36
We're opposite we we're pretty on now let's.
2:12:40
Let's go in this a little bit more.
2:12:41
So what do? You consider a furry.
2:12:44
Some, and so the definition is someone who likes
2:12:48
anthropomorphic. Animals, not sexually
2:12:52
necessarily, but just has like, you know, it's the same type of
2:12:55
people that like anime or like someone that's in the Star Wars.
2:12:57
It's just like this is that lane.
2:12:59
Wait, can you define that word you used?
2:13:02
Yeah, anthropomorphic, yeah. Does that have?
2:13:05
Thumbs. Does that mean animal?
2:13:06
Human kinda like. An animal with human.
2:13:08
Characteristics like a panda with a.
2:13:12
Face on it sure. Like like like from the movie.
2:13:15
Like Hello Kitty Panda? Or I guess Hello Kitty.
2:13:17
Yeah, yeah. OK, yeah, for me anymore or like
2:13:21
or like Snoopy? We need.
2:13:24
More info what I. Mean what do you want to know
2:13:26
well. You already made it clear that
2:13:27
you don't. Fuck each other in those things,
2:13:28
so I guess. The next question would be what
2:13:31
do you do? What is the point?
2:13:33
What do you are you saying you jerk your that's not what we're.
2:13:37
Saying here, right? Like you just wonder, I'm
2:13:39
wondering. What of what, like the like
2:13:41
explain the hobby 'cause I don't Yeah shit.
2:13:44
So there's conventions all over the US, right?
2:13:46
Furry conventions, Yeah, I'm, yeah, I've heard of them, yes.
2:13:48
So they. They exist.
2:13:50
I'm so lost. Wait, bring up some things,
2:13:52
Malcolm, 'cause he really is. Lost.
2:13:54
I would not do that. What are?
2:13:56
We wait. Wait, yeah, what are we doing
2:13:59
here? I'm.
2:13:59
So scared. I'm going to.
2:14:01
Call my mom. I'm scared, Bob.
2:14:03
Jesus Christ, be careful what you put on the fucking screen.
2:14:07
Look. That's normal.
2:14:09
That's Jack Sparrow. OK.
2:14:11
Jack Sparrow. Oh, that.
2:14:12
Is Jack Sparrow. Wait, go to the other ones.
2:14:15
Where there's like a bunch of them this.
2:14:17
One. Yeah, sure.
2:14:18
OK, so those are furries, yeah. OK, I feel like I've.
2:14:22
Definitely ran. Into these you go to these
2:14:23
conventions, right? And you hang.
2:14:24
Out you there's. Like there's where there's raves
2:14:28
every night and like. Dances there's like panels that
2:14:31
are like specific to like if you want to learn how to build
2:14:33
something like that. If you're into art or like I've
2:14:37
been, I've been part of a no, that shit's thick.
2:14:41
Sorry, sorry. I've.
2:14:43
I've been part of a. Drifting panel at one of.
2:14:45
These for people that are into this.
2:14:47
That are also into. Drifting.
2:14:48
All three of them there is there is other Drifters, one of them
2:14:52
being AX Pro Drifter. That was there.
2:14:54
I swear to God, not going to name names, but I swear to God.
2:14:57
And and The thing is this like when you said people build them,
2:15:01
they do know. Handmade.
2:15:02
They're not like a Walmart. You get to go to a Walmart
2:15:05
meeting. Amount of effort that goes.
2:15:06
Into like dumb dumb thighs right there.
2:15:08
Probably took that person a minute.
2:15:09
To make that shit shit. Shit's expensive.
2:15:14
Shit is inexpensive. It's that McLaren money.
2:15:16
Yeah, obviously. OK, so you guys hang out, drink.
2:15:21
Party 'cause every like there's. Just room parties you obviously.
2:15:24
Take the fucking helmet. Yeah, you don't fucking wear it
2:15:26
the whole time, like. If you're in, unless you got
2:15:30
like. Something to keep you cool like
2:15:31
the race car drivers have. Like the cool suits and shit
2:15:33
'cause they're probably fucking hot.
2:15:35
They are. They're extremely hot.
2:15:37
That place must smell like fucking Bo sometimes.
2:15:40
It does. Some people don't know how.
2:15:42
To shower and it's fucking. Gross.
2:15:44
That's. Disgusting furry convention
2:15:46
shooting related surge. Oh, now?
2:15:51
Sorry I just this is kind of like this story.
2:15:54
That. I had told.
2:15:55
A few of my other friends. About this guy, this is so.
2:15:58
This is so weird. We're talking about this because
2:16:00
no shit, there's a picture on my Instagram if you really want to
2:16:02
see it. I mean, she's inviting us so.
2:16:06
All right, it's already here while you go find that there's.
2:16:08
There's another subset of this where.
2:16:10
It's like people who just like My Little Pony, for example.
2:16:14
Yeah, it's like a subset, a barony.
2:16:16
Yep. Yeah.
2:16:17
There you go. Carl Ness.
2:16:18
Yeah. I only know this because.
2:16:19
This happened to me. There was you.
2:16:21
Were in one of these no. Oh, I'm away for college at the
2:16:25
like for the very first time I. Don't know like groups of people
2:16:28
like. This exist and then my friends.
2:16:31
Well, no, that's that. Chad explained that in the most.
2:16:35
That was that vibes, OK. That was a vibes, OK.
2:16:38
That was furry. Looks pretty badass.
2:16:40
This looks fucking. Real like a video.
2:16:42
Game. Almost.
2:16:43
Which is crazy to me. Pretty.
2:16:45
Badass furry. Thanks.
2:16:47
That's probably the first time I've ever heard that.
2:16:48
But this but this but this. Brony this brony guy.
2:16:51
This is what I'm saying. Like there's levels I think.
2:16:54
To this shit, Chad's like the cool.
2:16:55
Guy. In it, right?
2:16:56
Yeah, 'cause we, we've just levelled on so many things.
2:16:59
I can't like, not call Chad my friend just 'cause he likes.
2:17:02
Hey man, if he started off with the furry thing I would have
2:17:05
been like I don't know about this guy but.
2:17:07
Now that we're ending on it, it's but no, you make sense.
2:17:09
You were so different and you related it to us in a way.
2:17:13
Yeah, but this brony shit. This the my.
2:17:15
Wait, what is this brony like my little My Little Pony show?
2:17:19
I guess I don't know anything about that.
2:17:21
Yeah. But but this is I don't even
2:17:23
know that he dressed. Up in it like it was my
2:17:26
friend's. Friend.
2:17:28
'S roommate, so it was like. These my two buddies, they went
2:17:32
to college, then they were no longer room.
2:17:34
They were no longer like they separated.
2:17:36
Then one roommate was me. The other buddy's roommate was
2:17:40
this dude. I don't know his name and
2:17:43
probably better, but there he was, a brony.
2:17:46
He tried to explain to us what being a brony was, but he was
2:17:48
just into the ponies. Yeah, and he.
2:17:50
Had like a fucking duffel bag of like really weird.
2:17:53
Shit like some people make it. Really.
2:17:54
Weird, like really dinky fucking shit 'cause I mean, there's,
2:17:57
that's, that's in everything though, like Star Wars.
2:17:59
Probably has that like I went to.
2:18:00
The biggest? Yeah.
2:18:02
What the fuck convention is it? It's in Detroit, it's the
2:18:04
biggest anime. Convention in the USI.
2:18:07
Went to DJ at what? You're a DJ too?
2:18:11
I I used to DJ at those conventions.
2:18:14
Damn. I haven't DJ in.
2:18:16
Years. We're so different, Frankie,
2:18:18
he's crazy, he's fucking doing shit.
2:18:22
So yeah, he wasn't like the. The biggest anime convention in
2:18:26
Detroit, I forget what it's called.
2:18:28
Otacon. No, not Otacon, that's in
2:18:30
Maryland. Something else.
2:18:32
But yeah, but it was, it was fucking huge.
2:18:35
There was like 50,000 people there and they're all like
2:18:37
cosplaying their favorite like anime character or whatever.
2:18:43
But your big thing, it's huge, you can't get around it.
2:18:46
No, you know, everybody's got something, I guess.
2:18:48
Right, dude, I. Never got into that but IA lot
2:18:53
of my friends. Did.
2:18:55
Like cosplaying and. Shit like that and spend, like,
2:18:57
time making costumes and shit. I just don't have that.
2:19:03
I wanted to be a dinosaur when I was young.
2:19:05
Yeah, yeah. I mean that would be your.
2:19:07
Kind of the 1st. Step right, That would be it.
2:19:09
I think you would dress up as that you got. 5 grand.
2:19:12
Whoa. Not to put a tail on?
2:19:14
No, Damn, definitely not. I got to use.
2:19:16
That for something else but yeah finish your car so damn 2 hours
2:19:23
in change. Take a shot at you yet for being
2:19:25
a furry you. Can't just take.
2:19:26
Hours and change 2 1/2 hour maybe?
2:19:28
2 1/2 hours and that's how long it took for us to talk about.
2:19:31
Your car. OK, so anyway, next question.
2:19:34
That was a long one. No, but furry had another.
2:19:37
Question but I forgot keep asking I.
2:19:39
Don't my other My other question was just.
2:19:40
People do fuck each other in those things.
2:19:42
Oh yeah, but that's. Like a separate side.
2:19:44
Quest, yeah, sure, it happens at every convention.
2:19:47
That's just how it is, but it's not like the reason you go like
2:19:50
it's just. If you're into it, you're into
2:19:52
it, but people at any cosplay convention are probably fucking
2:19:57
up in the hotel. Rooms absolutely any like for
2:20:00
sure brony shit you know I'm sure the.
2:20:03
Anime convention gets pretty wild 'cause there's some really
2:20:06
slutty tricks that I've seen there yeah, I mean, they all
2:20:09
pretty much wear nothing, right? Yeah, he said.
2:20:12
What was? The address of that one.
2:20:15
Carl, you should go to a. Fucking cosplay thing.
2:20:18
What are they called? Convention.
2:20:20
Like a It's usually like a, It's like a video game.
2:20:23
Yeah, like Comic Con type. Deal.
2:20:25
I really do want to go to comic. Con I think it'd be fun I.
2:20:28
Feel like I would just not know but I swear if a furry grabs my
2:20:31
ass or something, shit I'm moving.
2:20:32
No, but you're, you're there. You're not in your world.
2:20:35
That's their world. Like right here.
2:20:36
Something like where you got me and then I turn.
2:20:37
Around and it's a. Fucking furry.
2:20:39
I'm out. You never know you.
2:20:41
I know you never know. It's it's you got to take a
2:20:43
risk. Sometimes it's like.
2:20:45
What if a chick just is on? All fours and then.
2:20:47
Hands you a leash. See, This is why I I said I got
2:20:49
to read them. First before I start asking who
2:20:53
asked that by the way? Benji Cole, OK.
2:20:58
Is he one of your friends? No, he he's a drifter.
2:21:00
Oh, OK. Like a lot of.
2:21:01
My drift, Like my whole team knows.
2:21:03
Like it's. Not really a secret, I don't
2:21:04
really hide it. When you were at vibes yeah, you
2:21:06
know, I just you know, I don't broadcast it cause of the
2:21:08
negative light that. People shine on it well.
2:21:12
I think it's just because you know that you would.
2:21:14
There is a, there is. A negative?
2:21:16
Yeah, I mean you. Had a person on here who has.
2:21:18
Talk shit on that, yeah. And I remembered that as you
2:21:21
were saying this, I don't. Remember.
2:21:22
Who it was or the conversation, But I do I remember the whole
2:21:24
thing. I'm.
2:21:24
Sure you do, because you probably I heard this and was
2:21:28
like, you don't know. Anything about that but.
2:21:30
I don't know, but let's not talk about it, right?
2:21:32
Now, I guess, yeah, no, but I mean it is, it's like.
2:21:35
It comes with the territory, like, yeah, but it sounds like
2:21:38
you. Like it.
2:21:38
And then that's all I could. That's all I could give a shit
2:21:40
about. Like, so y'all just hang out?
2:21:42
Yeah, Hang out, drink, party, have a good time.
2:21:44
This is the basis. They happen everywhere.
2:21:46
Yeah, raves. Do drugs.
2:21:48
Yep. Oh yeah.
2:21:49
Yeah. OK, fair.
2:21:50
Enough. Is Rich Whiteman a real person?
2:21:54
Well, sometimes it. Doesn't seem like it because.
2:21:57
He's pretty hard to get. To do anything cuz he just does
2:22:00
everything on his own all the time and he has a million things
2:22:03
going on at one time and now he's got a baby, which is
2:22:06
another thing. But apparently he's going to
2:22:08
drift Appalachia, I think. And he hunts, which is.
2:22:10
Cool. Yep, I was like, this is new.
2:22:13
What? That's sick.
2:22:15
At at final bout last year we had a Airbnb.
2:22:18
And we just. Talked like I don't.
2:22:19
Hunt at all, but he was like really like into telling me and
2:22:23
I was open to listening about that cause I've, I don't know
2:22:26
that realm of shit and he's just like, he doesn't like hunting
2:22:29
unless you're using it to live. Yeah.
2:22:31
So like, you know what you kill, you eat and like that's been
2:22:34
instilled in him. I can't believe that.
2:22:36
Don't do that. Yeah, like killing just for
2:22:38
sport to me is kind of stupid. I didn't even know that.
2:22:40
Very stupid. Actually, yeah, you just do it
2:22:42
for. Trophy I guess, but but
2:22:44
someone's. Got to eat it right.
2:22:45
They don't just I. Would think so.
2:22:47
They'd probably bring it to a butcher shop.
2:22:48
Yeah, yeah. But I'm sure.
2:22:49
Some people don't. I'm.
2:22:51
Trying to think what would. Be the point if you weren't
2:22:53
eating it. Yeah, it's the cut that's.
2:22:55
That should be illegal honestly. Yeah, I fuck with hunting.
2:22:58
I had tons of cabela. Games growing up.
2:23:00
Oh yo, big buck hunter, yo. I'll see you on that, dude.
2:23:04
I'll see you on that. I'll fuck you.
2:23:06
Up. Dude, I.
2:23:09
I totally remember like fucking like all the.
2:23:12
Cabela's. Games, dude.
2:23:13
I didn't play any of. Those.
2:23:15
What sucks is is like it was a free, pretty free roam type of.
2:23:18
Game but like. As a kid I was so fucking
2:23:23
impatient. So you would just be driving
2:23:25
around. You don't understand shit.
2:23:27
Wait, do they have like a hunting game that's like like,
2:23:30
you know, like the like a SIM like oblivion like.
2:23:32
Do they have like a hunting version of that where you just
2:23:34
walk around and try to find a deer?
2:23:35
That's, I don't know, Cabela's Hunt Big Game Hunter was the one
2:23:39
that I had because that game would be extremely.
2:23:41
Boring. If it was like realistic.
2:23:43
There's a there's a newer game like that, Frankie.
2:23:45
I don't know what it's. Called, but I've I've seen it
2:23:47
before. I see.
2:23:47
This is why we got. Malcolm here dude, why don't I
2:23:49
ever? He's a big hunter.
2:23:50
Next time next next week I'm going to bring my VR.
2:23:52
Headset, I'm going to put it right there and.
2:23:54
I'm going to. That's all you need.
2:23:57
You just need to like, you can bring all that shit here.
2:23:59
Do you have just the headset? Where?
2:24:00
You just need the headset that you don't need to plug into the
2:24:02
computer. Yeah, I've I've like.
2:24:05
If you have one as well you can like I don't have that you can
2:24:07
like quote. UN quote jailbreak I have a
2:24:08
quest two it's like a normal quest 2 and then like you I.
2:24:12
Quote. UN quote jailbroken or whatever.
2:24:13
So you can just put games on it. Yeah, you just power it up and
2:24:16
dude, there's a zombie one there and fucking the zombie one where
2:24:18
they're just like running around you.
2:24:20
Just have to run around and kill the.
2:24:21
Fucking zombie shit makes me sick immediately.
2:24:24
Damien asks. Oh no, fuck Mary kill Karoshi.
2:24:30
All right, well, so we're. Definitely killing the fuck out
2:24:33
of James. Why does James?
2:24:36
Always. That's my dog right there.
2:24:38
And it used to. Be Mary Rich.
2:24:42
And fuck Damien. But now since Rich has a kid and
2:24:46
he has baggage, I don't know if I want that in my life, you
2:24:48
know? So man, but if you marry James,
2:24:53
you would everything in your. Life would just be.
2:24:55
Shiny, shiny microwave. Shiny that.
2:24:57
One perk is not good enough to get rid of all the negatives
2:25:01
about. James so and he and he'll always
2:25:05
have sigs. You see that's.
2:25:07
I would. I could never.
2:25:08
Marry him 'cause I. Fucking hate smokers.
2:25:10
I would never date a smoker. So being James, yeah, I don't
2:25:16
know if I would. Kill or fuck or no marry.
2:25:20
Yeah, Damien's. Really fun, he knows how to have
2:25:23
a good time. Oh, and, and, but responsibly.
2:25:25
You have a yeah, yeah. Like he doesn't get like super
2:25:28
hammered. Or like Super, he doesn't go
2:25:30
crazy, he just gets to the point of fun.
2:25:33
And calls it a day. Yeah.
2:25:34
Like, I don't think Damien would accidentally kill me.
2:25:37
No. Yeah, Like James would.
2:25:40
See, I think I think I. Might I could maybe get injured?
2:25:44
Definitely. With James like.
2:25:45
In an afternoon, we're doing something, having fun.
2:25:49
Fucking yeah. Yeah.
2:25:52
I don't know how you shoot it off, like, Yep.
2:25:56
Dead. Yeah.
2:25:57
So I I would kill James, Mary, Damian.
2:26:00
Fuck Rich, but. Also fuck Rich.
2:26:03
Fuck that guy bro there's so many.
2:26:05
There's so much weird shit going on in here.
2:26:08
Jesus, I can imagine. Dude, I didn't think I was going
2:26:10
to have any questions to be perfectly honest.
2:26:12
That's the only reason I posted. On my Instagram story today just
2:26:14
to try and like, oh there's a lot they post drum up something
2:26:17
because nobody knows who the fuck I am.
2:26:18
Is he ready to win final bout 2025?
2:26:21
Fuck yeah. Fuck you Front Street.
2:26:22
We're coming for your fucking ass.
2:26:25
Who asked the question? Jesus Christ.
2:26:27
Imagine. It was literally Damien.
2:26:28
Oh yeah, we're. We're winning final bout 2025.
2:26:30
I don't care who says otherwise, I just.
2:26:32
Would like unless factions there then we.
2:26:34
Might lose, we might. I just want to be near it.
2:26:36
I just want to. Do you hold the record for
2:26:38
lowest horsepower car? To do the solo combat final
2:26:41
bout. I might shit, yeah, now that I
2:26:44
know you were NA. Yeah, I think you dude.
2:26:47
It was bullshit. Right, so I went against the
2:26:51
fastest car of the. Competition that Laurel makes
2:26:54
like 600 horsepower. Was this at final bout or was
2:26:57
this final about Easter or something?
2:26:58
It was at main. It was like because we made like
2:27:00
the top 8, so. We did.
2:27:02
Rich didn't want to do it. Yeah, it.
2:27:03
Was last year I think there's videos on my Instagram somewhere
2:27:07
so you get but they have to pick one person from every team of
2:27:10
the top 8 picks a person to go in and then they.
2:27:12
Do a one-on-one comp and. Of course I got I drew the
2:27:16
fastest fucking car so how the fuck are you going to dude?
2:27:20
It was hard but he he definitely cuz I looked.
2:27:23
At him as like, dude, you're going to fucking burn.
2:27:24
Me, he was like, let's just give the crowd a good show, you know,
2:27:28
and so he definitely held back for me.
2:27:30
So I was with him the whole course until you come like so
2:27:35
you run reverse. So when you go down and go
2:27:37
around that last that last 90 and then go up the hill at that
2:27:41
last 90 after that, he just put it down and just left me.
2:27:45
But other than that, like apparently I don't know
2:27:48
everybody. Was saying I did really good
2:27:50
that. Day, I don't know, and I was
2:27:51
like super close to the wall from what a lot of people said
2:27:54
so that makes me happy, but I think I might be the lowest
2:27:57
horsepower car to ever have done that If I'm about I don't know
2:28:00
the history, but to my knowledge for sure, I feel like most
2:28:03
Miatas there have turbos, so yeah, yeah, always or it's like
2:28:07
ITB or something, something. Sort of.
2:28:09
They probably at least have like 150 horsepower Nas.
2:28:12
I would love to put Nas on a Miata.
2:28:14
Dude and just fucking I would love to put nitrous on.
2:28:16
Anything Rich was trying to get me to put.
2:28:17
Put it on before final ballot so in case I need it and he'd be
2:28:19
like. Yeah, that definitely should
2:28:21
have happened. That would have been good.
2:28:23
Does Chad miss his? Civic or Veloster?
2:28:26
More man. Wow, so the civic is the one I
2:28:31
was talking to you about. And I had a super stancey
2:28:33
Veloster back in the day, too. I hope you say Civic.
2:28:37
Yeah, no, I I missed my. I was going to say that.
2:28:39
I really do. Those Velosters.
2:28:40
Those. Earlier ones don't weren't.
2:28:42
They not that great. It was a.
2:28:44
It was a terrible Veloster, so it was a little better and I
2:28:47
never actually had a problem with it, so I can.
2:28:49
Say that it was like mechanically sound, but it was
2:28:52
bagged at like all the fenders sat in the lips of the wheels.
2:28:56
It was it was very, very stancey, but I definitely miss
2:29:00
having a turbo Civic, which was cool.
2:29:03
He had a turbo civic. Fuck yeah.
2:29:04
He's that asshole on the highway just smoking your fucking Eva.
2:29:07
I always. Wanted a fucking turbo Honda
2:29:09
never got it. Fucking bang that shit into
2:29:11
first before you launch and then.
2:29:12
Smack second. Hell yeah.
2:29:15
Get the good launch on him. You know when Chad smashed door?
2:29:21
God fucking damn it. When will you tackle your door?
2:29:25
I hate. Fuck door.
2:29:27
Wow, how do people? Know about this door?
2:29:31
You're not. Is that a?
2:29:32
Real KBD kit on your car. So.
2:29:36
The turbo Miata I got was Mike Pergolini's from Hayes.
2:29:40
And he had a K. BD kit on it and I.
2:29:41
Took it off and sold it because I just did not want it.
2:29:44
But now trying to sell that car, I kind of wish I had it to have
2:29:46
like a together car. Yeah, but I still am OK with not
2:29:49
selling a KBD car. So what kit is on your car?
2:29:52
With my white one, there's nothing on the black.
2:29:54
Well, I have a a fiberglass. Kit for the black one, that's.
2:29:57
Like some eBay shit. I'm thinking the Miata.
2:30:00
What kid is on? Yeah, that's a that's just a
2:30:02
Derflex kid. OK.
2:30:04
Is that what? So what is he talking about?
2:30:06
He's probably talking about the KBD that was on.
2:30:08
The other Miata. At one time, OK, but everybody.
2:30:11
Just knows I hate KBD just like you.
2:30:13
So Frankie, we are the same person.
2:30:14
We have one thing we can let's go shark diving there in our
2:30:17
animal costumes. No, no.
2:30:19
That sounds like. Frankie's ideal after, I think.
2:30:22
Else around me so. Impeding.
2:30:24
My movement? Well, I'm fucking about to get
2:30:26
eaten by a. Great white shark in Australia,
2:30:28
you psychopath. All right, next question, when
2:30:31
will you accept KBD as your Lord and savior?
2:30:34
Was this a Hayes member? That sounds like that, Craig.
2:30:37
It's not a Hayes member. That's crazy because he would
2:30:39
say. Some crazy.
2:30:40
Shit like that. Also, Congrats on the R3 too.
2:30:42
It's Fischetti. Aw also KBD user.
2:30:46
No, Fischetti's not a KBD user. No, he's not.
2:30:48
Riley is, yeah. Yeah, we don't support that, not
2:30:51
in this household. But Riley's car looks sick.
2:30:53
Like, because it's on the fucking ground.
2:30:55
Yeah, yeah, like. It, but it still could be on.
2:30:57
The ground and not have KBD Rd. Star said You'll forever be our.
2:31:01
Miata Dad, no matter how many doors you.
2:31:03
Have Aw thanks guys. This door thing is so funny
2:31:06
dude. What's the?
2:31:10
Hardest you've been? Drifting.
2:31:15
Oh oh shit, so. In case you didn't know, we're
2:31:18
sponsored. By Blue Chew.
2:31:20
Wait, what? No, I'm just.
2:31:21
Kidding. I wish we were.
2:31:22
I was about to say we were trying this is.
2:31:25
What I mean, I got to read them. Before I read it, he said.
2:31:27
What's the hardest you've been while drifting?
2:31:30
Frankie thought, what's the? Hardest you've gone drifting?
2:31:33
No, I'm hard right now. What's the hardest you've been
2:31:37
drifting? I can't even because I've never.
2:31:40
I don't know if I've been. Hard while No dude, every time I
2:31:43
drift I'm. Fucking.
2:31:44
My. My fucking.
2:31:46
Piece just. Hitting the wheel.
2:31:47
Yeah, right. Like Oh my God, fucking that's
2:31:51
hilarious when Chop said. He hit his.
2:31:53
Dick while he was drifting in his.
2:31:55
Podcast that's just hilarious. I do that on the SIM a lot.
2:31:58
Also, because I have the VR on it, I'll be like another thing
2:32:01
about. Final bout when we did that solo
2:32:04
competition, going back to chop. We were all lined up.
2:32:09
I was parked behind him and he backed directly into my car and
2:32:13
put two circles in my front bumper because of his exhaust.
2:32:17
That's before he was about to go out.
2:32:19
Yeah. And he looked.
2:32:20
He looked. At me and I just.
2:32:22
Started. Laughing.
2:32:23
I didn't. Care, but it was.
2:32:25
Funny. Oh my God, what the hell is it?
2:32:30
What the hell is it you do to lead slash keep up with an FD
2:32:36
driver? Rich Whiteman So well, so good
2:32:39
question. Yeah, I keep my foot to the
2:32:43
floor, 100. Percent of the time and hit the
2:32:45
clutch repeatedly yeah, I remember seeing you guys drift
2:32:49
and it was like pretty impressive about.
2:32:52
Seeing all you together cuz all our.
2:32:53
Cars are so different. Like mine is slow.
2:32:56
Damien's Corolla makes 400. But it is not grippy at all and
2:33:03
Rich's coupe is super gripped up and at the time made less than
2:33:06
300 and then James is just broken in the pits so damn it.
2:33:12
James brah. I thought James car could drift
2:33:15
right here it once. Upon a time, it's done a lap or
2:33:18
two. You know, so he didn't really
2:33:20
figure anything out the. Thing is just slammed and they
2:33:21
can't really drive. Yes, that's correct.
2:33:25
But I don't know, it's I, I don't really get to chase.
2:33:28
Because I'm so slow, like I think I mean, when I'm chasing
2:33:33
in my car, unless the person behind me is going slow,
2:33:35
obviously I have to cut line to, you know, keep up.
2:33:38
But some people have lead for me and realize that I'm slow.
2:33:42
So they run a wide line and they slow down a little bit and then
2:33:44
I think I can chase pretty well. Like Sebastian from Garage Room
2:33:48
Power, I followed him at US Air. That was some of the best
2:33:52
chasing I've ever had because he gave a shit about making a cool
2:33:55
tandem and just didn't drive away.
2:33:56
You know? That's cool that he, like,
2:33:59
noticed that. Yeah.
2:34:00
But yeah, I think it's just literally, I don't even think
2:34:03
about who's behind. Me when I'm in the lead at all.
2:34:05
I don't, I don't look over my shoulder.
2:34:07
I'm just like, I need to have a good lead line because there's
2:34:09
more than one car behind me, so I need to be and they're all
2:34:12
faster. Exactly.
2:34:13
So I need to get out of their way is what I'm thinking.
2:34:15
Essentially I've been thinking. Lately I've been thinking.
2:34:18
After watching that drift comp there was 2.
2:34:21
Cars there where I, they had like the slow car in front and
2:34:24
then the fast car in the back. And everyone knows how annoying
2:34:26
that is to drift with when you're the guy in the back.
2:34:29
And I was then they switched it right after the Comm, they
2:34:32
switched and I was like, that looked a lot better.
2:34:36
Nah, with the with the slow car in the back, Yeah, 'cause the
2:34:38
slow car in the back can go full throttle.
2:34:41
And then the. Lead guy just has to not run.
2:34:43
Away. I mean, I get it for sure.
2:34:45
So my team's always wanted to put me in the front, which I
2:34:47
don't mind leading, but. That's the normal thought
2:34:50
process 'cause you can stack up really well if you have two good
2:34:52
chase drivers or three. To how big your team is like you
2:34:55
can just play. Bumper cars the whole time.
2:34:57
That's exactly why we had Ethan follow.
2:34:59
Ethan's car had like 400 and mine doesn't.
2:35:02
And that way he can. That's a good example of someone
2:35:04
who really didn't nail it. He lost that for you.
2:35:09
You were. Doing so good, Carl.
2:35:10
Thank you. Chad yeah.
2:35:12
He they barely. Lost talked to him.
2:35:14
Talk to him right after that. Like I thought.
2:35:16
You were going to come in first. Literally, yeah, I tried.
2:35:19
Yeah, you were looking super good when I.
2:35:20
Got. There in practice, yeah.
2:35:22
And then I was like, all right. Just the wide line.
2:35:24
Dude, if you're the lead, Yep, wide line leave.
2:35:28
Leave some. Room for your homies.
2:35:29
Yeah, the next one is not a question Car shinobi.
2:35:33
Not a question, but a simple. Hello.
2:35:35
To a fellow NA driver styling on point.
2:35:37
Cheers, brother. Thanks, man.
2:35:39
Appreciate it. And that finishes the questions.
2:35:42
There's some more, but they're just, yeah.
2:35:44
Ridiculous they're. Just stupid.
2:35:46
What's? The hardest you've been
2:35:49
drifting. Drifting.
2:35:52
That sounds about right. That's our crowd.
2:35:54
Over on the pile up side. For sure dude, I could tell the
2:35:57
the chat and the. Pile up side or no?
2:35:59
Well, the Wednesday Confessionals.
2:36:01
Were fucking crazy. Wait, what's the Wednesday
2:36:03
confessional? You never read those, Damien
2:36:04
does it? You've said you've seen the shit
2:36:06
that he puts on his Instagram. Story oh, like him confessing
2:36:09
No, like he'll put. It for confessional and then
2:36:10
people will type in confess. Yeah, you have an honest I have
2:36:14
it like is on Damien's story I. Told Chad earlier.
2:36:17
Damien's Instagram. Scares.
2:36:18
Me, it's a little wild. Sometimes, yeah, there's like
2:36:21
sometimes. I go on the story and I'm like
2:36:24
and. Other times I'm laughing a lot.
2:36:25
But there's a lot of confusion going on in there.
2:36:28
His mind is. So crazy.
2:36:30
I love Damien Nah, but he knows he knows how to lock it down.
2:36:32
He gave that really good drivers meeting.
2:36:34
I'm telling you, that was just good.
2:36:35
He's a. Good driver.
2:36:36
I kept telling him that was a good driver's meeting was really
2:36:39
good. He's like I fucking.
2:36:41
Was standing there and I was like, he covered fucking.
2:36:44
Everything like Mike P covered everything, Matt, Jeff, fucking
2:36:48
everyone. Corey was just doing everything.
2:36:51
Good drivers meeting. So not a confessional thing.
2:36:54
You just go in and you can they confess something?
2:36:57
No, yeah. So on.
2:36:58
Instagram you can do like an. Anonymous thing.
2:37:00
So like Damien will put it up and it's like.
2:37:02
Like you guys do the questions. Yeah.
2:37:03
And you just type it in and then he can read everything, but it
2:37:06
doesn't say who it was from. And he'll just post it on his
2:37:08
Instagram story and he'll answer it and like, always put like an
2:37:11
answer to whatever. OK, Yeah, that's pretty cool.
2:37:14
He used to do it like every Wednesday, but he's kind of
2:37:15
slowed down on it. I kind of like that.
2:37:17
He's like a priest, yeah. Kind of.
2:37:19
You can confess to him. You need to get off your.
2:37:21
Chest I had a feeling that Frankie thought this was.
2:37:24
Like a real. Fucking like no Father Damien
2:37:28
has a real confessional booth at the house.
2:37:30
Damien would never go to church so well.
2:37:33
I'm sorry, we didn't talk about drifting much, but we didn't
2:37:35
talk about it. I mean you.
2:37:35
Can apologize to your. Listeners, OH.
2:37:38
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This was good.
2:37:40
This was great. This is like ideally.
2:37:43
I feel like the. Pods.
2:37:44
Where we can just enjoy. Ourselves and talk about like
2:37:47
shit that at least we can have our own varying opinions on I
2:37:52
feel like it's more fun for sure yeah it doesn't have to be we
2:37:55
did not need to that's. Fucking like 9.
2:38:00
Packs of Oreos eat one sleeve, so we're good.
2:38:03
Yeah, but that means we had 9 Oreos.
2:38:05
You didn't. Even have 9 oreos.
2:38:07
I had 7. You guys had nine.
2:38:10
You know how many? Oreos are in a family size.
2:38:12
Sleeve Nope 13. That was a very regrettable 13.
2:38:19
Do you do you have anything? Else that you'd like to add Chad
2:38:21
before we. Are we going to?
2:38:22
Oh, yeah, we are. We.
2:38:24
Yeah. I need to tie the local flavor
2:38:25
every time. You're like, we're going to
2:38:26
juicy platters afterwards. I'm like, I hope I.
2:38:28
Get to go to that yo. Oh shit, you're going to be able
2:38:31
to try it out? That's nuts.
2:38:32
Hopefully it doesn't get bombed. Yeah, right.
2:38:36
Damn well fucking. Vest guy will be there, who
2:38:38
knows. Dude.
2:38:40
Dude, somebody's going to hear that.
2:38:42
And not realize that we said hi viz.
2:38:44
It's a hi viz vest. Oh, yeah, yeah.
2:38:46
Not a not that kind of, not a bomb vest, not that kind of
2:38:49
vest, but. Jim, thank you so much for.
2:38:52
Coming. Yeah, dude.
2:38:52
Anything else you want to? Mention or anything like pile up
2:38:55
cop? Yep.
2:38:56
Pile Up podcast Wednesday at 7:30.
2:38:58
If we give stuff away, faction. Doesn't So if you guys want to
2:39:01
come watch us instead of that, this is it's 1000% pile ups.
2:39:04
If you could zoom in on that, Malcolm, just zoom in real
2:39:06
close. Just as close as you can get.
2:39:10
Don't try to break it. Don't try to break it.
2:39:11
Please don't break it, please. Don't break it.
2:39:13
Oh my God, he's trying. There.
2:39:14
We go. He's got it.
2:39:15
Yep. There it is.
2:39:15
Let me just get out of it. Pile up.
2:39:17
Podcast. There it is right there.
2:39:19
Wednesday's at 7:00. 30 every 7:30 every Wednesday is 7. 30
2:39:22
and you guys, our listeners. Like live.
2:39:24
Podcasts and you guys do it live Pretty.
2:39:26
Much every time, right? Every time's live.
2:39:27
Unless it's like someone that we have a schedule we have to work
2:39:30
around for someone to do an interview.
2:39:32
And even then, we'll try to still do it like we did Ty
2:39:34
Jeffries in Australia on I think Friday night.
2:39:38
So it was like Saturday morning for him.
2:39:40
OK, wow. So we still try to do them live
2:39:42
unless we're trying to like, bank stuff if one of us can't
2:39:45
make a week or something. So guys, if you want to see some
2:39:47
live crazy shit pilot podcast, Yeah, that's all I got.
2:39:51
Thanks guys, appreciate you so much Chad.
2:39:53
This has been another episode of Faction after.
2:39:55
Hours thank you guys so much for your.
2:39:57
Support. What do we have going on?
2:39:59
I don't have anything going on. Don't worry about it.
2:40:02
My life's boring now. Don't worry about it, Carl.
2:40:04
See ya. All right, now tell me more
2:40:06
about these. Furries.
2:40:08
What was the address? And that's.
2:40:14
That another after. Hours podcast with Chad from car
2:40:18
shop Karoshi. Thanks, Chad.
2:40:20
Chad Chimahosky. What a name, what a name, what a
2:40:23
man. That guy's funny.
2:40:25
I like that guy. Yeah, the.
2:40:27
First time I really got to hang out with him was last weekend.
2:40:29
Because it was twin. Drift at ready set Drift Pocono
2:40:34
and that guy's funny. He is, yeah.
2:40:37
He's he's, I don't know, he might be up there first or
2:40:41
second most funny on the. Team.
2:40:43
I'm just saying Damien's pretty funny though.
2:40:45
Yeah, but then James is funny too.
2:40:47
Why does no one like? James.
2:40:49
Probably because he's just shiny.
2:40:50
Yeah, I don't like everyone's always talking.
2:40:52
Shit on James? I don't get it.
2:40:54
He's like a punching bag of team.
2:40:55
Car shop Karoshi. That's funny.
2:40:58
But what did you what did you think about that about that?
2:41:01
I think it was a fun. Episode because you guys.
2:41:03
Barely talked about car stuff and I realized.
2:41:06
It's because you both host a drifting podcast every week, so
2:41:10
you probably just didn't feel like doing the, you know, the
2:41:13
old. I mean, I can't say anything for
2:41:16
Carl, but I can say for myself. I don't actually want to talk
2:41:18
about drifting. Any week.
2:41:20
So I mean, for me, it was natural, you know, to just go.
2:41:23
But Carl for some reason actually went along this time.
2:41:25
And yeah, first, first, somehow this that podcast turned into
2:41:29
like a food. Podcast.
2:41:31
Yeah. And then I was like, let's stop
2:41:33
because in about 5 minutes I'm going to start getting really,
2:41:36
really. Hungry.
2:41:37
It's like bite in the table. Yeah.
2:41:38
And it's going to become a problem.
2:41:39
So, yeah, thanks. Chad for coming out.
2:41:43
We had a great time. Chad wants to do more stuff with
2:41:45
us. He wants to do he wants to do.
2:41:48
What is that game we do? Drifting on a budget?
2:41:50
It's funny that I don't know the name, but that's like the most
2:41:52
popular podcast episodes we have.
2:41:55
Drifting on a budget? Yeah, Chad thinks he can.
2:41:57
Chad thinks he can. He can win the challenge.
2:41:59
So let us know what you think about that, everyone.
2:42:01
Yeah, he'll definitely be back on here.
2:42:03
And he also showed me that Honda little scooter last weekend.
2:42:06
Oh the the Moto. Compacto or something Moto
2:42:09
compacto? I kind of want to get one of
2:42:11
those. So we'll see.
2:42:12
We'll see what happens there. Yeah, that'd be cool.
2:42:14
All right, what's going on in the shop lately?
2:42:18
Painter's here today. He's finishing up some stuff in
2:42:21
the. Waiting room and showroom, and
2:42:23
then it's time to start moving in some furniture and fixtures.
2:42:27
Yeah, we got Zach helping us out with some fixtures and some wall
2:42:31
stuff and some. Tables.
2:42:33
So that's going to be awesome. Our general contractor's
2:42:36
supposed to come back next week and maybe finish this bathroom
2:42:40
up. Yeah, I literally have to poop
2:42:44
right now. So OK, moving on.
2:42:46
So hopefully we'll have counters.
2:42:48
Being done. Oh, that reminds me, I'm.
2:42:49
Supposed to text him right now. So yeah, we need some counters
2:42:53
made in this area. And then guys, we are trying our
2:42:55
hardest to finish the shop so that we can do an open house
2:42:59
this year, but we are getting down to the wire right now.
2:43:02
So yeah, it's going to be hopefully like a little fall
2:43:04
themed opening. Definitely fall.
2:43:07
Themed I'm I'm actually not that mad if it happens in November
2:43:10
because I like that. Weather, yeah, I do too.
2:43:13
And to be honest, we don't need a million people here.
2:43:15
Yeah. And it's honestly not that cold
2:43:17
in November. Yeah.
2:43:18
So like that, would that would work out good?
2:43:21
What else is going on? Well, we added some parts to
2:43:23
the. Website.
2:43:24
I know you did that. Yeah, we have the thrash drift
2:43:27
knob. What is it called?
2:43:30
Shift, shift knob, you got shift knob, the thrash shift knob on
2:43:33
there. We have the heavy.
2:43:36
Yeah. So guys, the thing.
2:43:37
About thrash raising shift knobs, Well, first of all,
2:43:40
they're all heavy. They're all weighted, right?
2:43:41
Or is. No, the the the mushroom one and
2:43:44
the tall one are weighted. But the the diamond gripped 1 is
2:43:50
pretty light. OK, so you heard it there.
2:43:52
Two out of three are weighted and one of them is really heavy.
2:43:56
I can't get this across enough. Weighted shift knobs are
2:44:00
awesome. If you have never used one.
2:44:03
You're gonna, I mean, I don't know, in drifting, I never use
2:44:06
one in drifting, but I've used them on street cars and it
2:44:10
changes the entire feel of shifting while you're driving.
2:44:13
So definitely consider those. And another reason to buy them
2:44:17
is the price. They're only $55.
2:44:20
Yeah, it's like half the price of a Grady shift knob.
2:44:22
So yeah, it's definitely, definitely worth it.
2:44:25
Malcolm's still adding more of those on the website, but
2:44:28
there's some on there right now. So you if you want to grab
2:44:30
those, I would definitely do it. As you guys know, thrash racing
2:44:34
does not resupply stuff as often as other brands.
2:44:37
So once it's gone, it's gone and we don't know when it's going to
2:44:40
come back. Yeah, Speaking of thrash almost
2:44:42
being gone, we have 4. More seats available.
2:44:47
We have one circuit spec beta in black with silver carbon backing
2:44:52
and one yellow circuit spec beta with FRP backing black and then
2:45:02
the two pink love seats that are still available.
2:45:05
A pair of pink love seats. Come on guys, you know you wanna
2:45:08
before Malcolm has to put them. In a car.
2:45:13
All these are available. On the website, yes, Or if you'd
2:45:16
like. Some more.
2:45:18
Info on them you could e-mail us.
2:45:20
All right, I think you were adding some other stuff too,
2:45:24
weren't you? I don't recall you might have
2:45:27
mentioned it last time, but I thought you added some SPL.
2:45:30
Stuff. Oh yeah, I.
2:45:31
Mentioned that on the last. Outro Last week's outro.
2:45:34
There's some. 30 no miata SPL stuff and I think.
2:45:41
FRS. Or 86 SPL suspension parts that
2:45:47
I've added on there. OK.
2:45:48
And as always, we have Origin still in stock, so yes.
2:45:53
There's a a vast amounts of fenders.
2:45:58
Available for example, we have some type 3 and type 4180SX
2:46:04
front fenders, 50 mil and 30 mil rear fenders for 180 and also
2:46:11
type 355 mil rears for 180 and also if you're if you like the
2:46:17
big ones we got there's one pair of 75 mils available type 4
2:46:23
there's a few 180SX roof wings. What else do we got on there?
2:46:28
All right, I didn't realize you had the list right there.
2:46:31
Yeah, there's the, there's some. S13 Sylvia.
2:46:36
Rear 50 mil fenders combat eyes for Sylvia Trunk wings for
2:46:43
Sylvia S13S13 type 21 Adam LZ just grabbed.
2:46:49
An origin. Trunk wing for an S13 Sylia.
2:46:52
So thanks, Adam. So those are going to sell out
2:46:54
fast once he posts. You know what happened to the
2:46:55
Blitzo threes? So once.
2:46:57
He makes a post about. That stuff and it's up and it's
2:47:00
up and it's up. So get them while they last.
2:47:02
We also have a an. Aggressive kit for S14 Zenki and
2:47:06
we have. A stylish kit for S14 Cokie
2:47:08
Those are the only two Origin kits left in stock right now for
2:47:11
S14 and S14 Cokie. There are 45 mil front fenders,
2:47:16
75. Mil front fenders and S 1455 mil
2:47:21
rear fenders and of course we got over fenders front and rear
2:47:25
for JZX 100 so make sure you check those out.
2:47:28
And I wanted to mention these as well for the 86 guys, the ZN 6
2:47:32
chassis. There's 25 mil front and rear
2:47:35
over fenders in stock at the moment.
2:47:36
This usually does not happen. So if you guys have some banged
2:47:40
up 86 chassis, now's the time. Grab them while they last.
2:47:44
I don't think the wide ones are still there, are they, Malcolm?
2:47:48
The 50 fives, I think, No, I think they're gone.
2:47:50
Yeah. So they're gone right now.
2:47:52
The next. Restock, I don't know guys.
2:47:54
It might be next year. We're we're hoping by the by
2:47:57
December, but it might be next year.
2:47:59
So don't, don't cross your fingers.
2:48:01
Just get it while it lasts and pray that it's still there by
2:48:06
the time you hear this message. Because so cross your fingers.
2:48:09
What did I say? You said don't cross your
2:48:11
fingers, OK? I meant don't hold.
2:48:13
Your breath, that's what. There you go.
2:48:15
Don't cross your fingers and breathe.
2:48:19
You know we do this in one take. So it is what it is.
2:48:23
And we're slowing. Down here at the shop guys.
2:48:25
So if you want to get some some stuff, some alignment, some tire
2:48:28
changing, some oil changes, please hit us up.
2:48:31
We work on daily drivers as well.
2:48:32
Anything that you can send us is appreciated.
2:48:35
And that's that. Yeah, that's that.
2:48:42
I feel like there's more stuff we should mention.
2:48:43
Well. The Patreon, of course.
2:48:45
Oh yes. Yes, thank you.
2:48:48
Thank you to all our Patreon members we have.
2:48:50
We have a Patreon for those that don't know, we put exclusive
2:48:53
content. On there we are up to 101 paid
2:48:57
members at the moment. Whoa, that's crazy.
2:48:59
I remember when it was. Like 8.
2:49:00
Yeah, it was 8. And we knew all of them.
2:49:02
Yeah. Yeah.
2:49:03
That was that was crazy. But yeah, everyone's been
2:49:05
joining. The Patreon lately so thank you
2:49:07
guys for joining the Patreon I I I don't know why you guys are
2:49:10
joining it's they've they've joined for the support and love
2:49:15
yeah I mean it's I'm. I'm glad they are.
2:49:17
I I'm, I'm. Really really happy about that.
2:49:19
I have a feeling. They might be joining because of
2:49:23
the Early access Final Bout podcast we have on there, yes.
2:49:26
So that's probably the reason. Hopefully they stay after they
2:49:29
listen to all of them, but you know, we'll see.
2:49:31
That just. Tells us we need to do more of
2:49:33
those maybe. Maybe attend more drift events?
2:49:36
Where there's not many local people and we could just start
2:49:41
having more guests, you know, in our back pocket like that.
2:49:43
I think that's, I think what's going on is they're coming for
2:49:45
those podcasts and then they're like, oh, this is actually kind
2:49:48
of sick. Yeah, yeah.
2:49:49
And if you made it this far into the outro.
2:49:53
I'll give you the the end. We have a new shirt design
2:49:57
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2:50:01
and sign up for that high tier, you'll you'll get a care
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2:50:07
care package. When we release merch now it
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usually it's just one. Shirt but this time around I
2:50:11
think we have something special going on so you're going to have
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to join the Patreon to get all that stuff.
2:50:15
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2:50:30
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2:50:32
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2:50:34
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