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DONKEY: Man Flashed The Highway Because He "Needed Excitement In His Life" · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: With then it's time don't give around here. Yes you
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  Speaker 1: are a donkey fIF What the hell? What the hell?
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  Speaker 1: Some donkey today is just sai themselves. Oh man, Charlamagne,
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  Speaker 1: who are you giving donzre to do your name well? Rob?
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  Speaker 1: For nine Donkey to Day for Tuesday November twenty fifth,
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  Speaker 1: damn thanks giving it a couple of days. Huh. Tuesday
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  Speaker 1: twenty fifth Donkey Day for Tuesday twenty fifth goes to
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  Speaker 1: a thirty year old Iowa man named the non Ari.
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  Speaker 1: Let me start off by telling you all that the
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  Speaker 1: nod has been charged with two counts of indecent exposure. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what is in decent exposure? And decent exposure is a
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  Speaker 1: deliberate act of exposing one's genitals in a public place
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  Speaker 1: that is likely to cause offense or alarm to uthers.
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  Speaker 1: You can't be pulling out your pep and public people. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You can't pull out your wienie at Walgreens, Your peca
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  Speaker 1: can't be pulled out in the Piglowiggly, do not pull
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  Speaker 1: your Johnson out in the Jersey Mike's. It's a damn
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  Speaker 1: shame I have to be the one to tell you
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  Speaker 1: these things. But apparently that is the society we live in. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: According to a criminal complaint the noon, who is the
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  Speaker 1: big ass age of thirty thirty years old? Okay, thirty
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  Speaker 1: Steph Curry's number. That is not a little number. He
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  Speaker 1: should know better, but apparently he does it. According to
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  Speaker 1: this criminal complaint, drivers saw Denon standing at the back
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  Speaker 1: of his car as he exposed his genitals the oncoming drivers. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this man Denn was shifting gears and he wasn't even
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  Speaker 1: in a car. I bet you can't wait to know
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  Speaker 1: what highway he was on right invY? Nope, huh for
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  Speaker 1: two days in a row on two different interstates. The
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  Speaker 1: first incident he was out there at seven thirty a m.
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  Speaker 1: Morning shift on I eighty near Oxford in Iowa. The
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  Speaker 1: second incident was reported around three thirty pm after known
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  Speaker 1: shift on Interstate three eighty near North Liberty. Unseething and
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  Speaker 1: the trials's snake and traffic is insanity, okay, but that's
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  Speaker 1: the world we live in, all right now. What concerns
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  Speaker 1: me about this situation? As this young man told sheriff's
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  Speaker 1: deputies that he was fulfilling an excitement that was currently
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  Speaker 1: missing in his blah life. Those are his words. He
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  Speaker 1: said he was fulfilling an excitement that was currently missing
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  Speaker 1: in his bla life. So you needed excitement in your life,
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  Speaker 1: so you decided to present the meat stick on the interestate.
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  Speaker 1: You needed excitement in your life, so you decided to
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  Speaker 1: whip out the one eyed monster in traffic. All right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: it's time to decriminalize sex work, all right, make prostitution legal.
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  Speaker 1: This man was simply feeling frisky. He was a little
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  Speaker 1: hot and bothered. He could use a hug that turns
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  Speaker 1: into sex. Right now, what do you mean you needed
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  Speaker 1: excitement in your life? Young man? By excitement, you mean
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  Speaker 1: you needed change. He wanted cheeks, he wanted that penis snuggie,
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  Speaker 1: that bearded clam, that baby cannon. Listen, young men, you
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  Speaker 1: full of testoterone, find a young woman to call your
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  Speaker 1: wife and enjoy life, all right, don't tell me you
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  Speaker 1: needed excitement. When people are looking for excitement, okay, they
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  Speaker 1: change environments, all right. That's what normal people do when
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  Speaker 1: they looking for excitement. They just go change environments. Work
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  Speaker 1: from a new spot each week, go on a microadventure,
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  Speaker 1: take different routes the familiar places. Okay, add a little
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  Speaker 1: color to your home environment. That's what you do when
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  Speaker 1: you're looking for excitement. When you horned though, you want
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  Speaker 1: that meat muffin. That's what Denan wanted. Sexes ex all right,
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  Speaker 1: talking about he needed excitement. No, you need a girlfriend,
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  Speaker 1: all right. People who want excitement set challenges every month.
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  Speaker 1: They go do some long distance running of thirty day
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  Speaker 1: boxing challenge, ads, spontaneous adventures to your calendar. Go to
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  Speaker 1: a new restaurant, okay, a random comedy show. There's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of ways to bring excitement to a black life.
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  Speaker 1: But no, no, no, Denan, you are not being honest
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  Speaker 1: with yourself. You were a hornet, okay, a growing gobbling
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  Speaker 1: a LUTs lizard, all right. That was you, Denon. And
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  Speaker 1: if you were ever wondering what purpose of p diddy
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  Speaker 1: freak off served, look no further than sir horny a lot,
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  Speaker 1: Denon Awry, Please give this young man the sweet sounds
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  Speaker 1: of the hamiltones. Oh no, you are the dog of
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  Speaker 1: the day, the dog all the day. Ye I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be over there texting ferociously, you abitiously, moving your thumbs
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  Speaker 1: launching the non awry Lauren is actually that's who's texting me?
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  Speaker 1: Hell was Laura texted you from the beach from for
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  Speaker 1: this next topic right here. Thank you for that dog
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  Speaker 1: he today. She sent me a bunch of middle fingers too.
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  Speaker 1: She's texting you too. Okay, okay, okay, you funny today. No,
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  Speaker 1: Adams was good, okay, alright, Well, thank you for that
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  Speaker 1: donkey today, Yes, ma'am.