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Wait… THAT Counts as a Candy Bar?! Drafting the Greatest Candy Bars of All Time | The Draft Show · The Draft Show

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  [SPEAKER_01]: candy bars traditionally, chocolate.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But I think that's really limiting.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So I have airheads question mark on my list.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome into another edition of the draft show presented by fan-sided sterling home Steph Driver Cody Williams, and we are getting into candy bar rankings.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: All right, Cody, you go second.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Steph.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: You go third, you get a wrap out.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I shall go first.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, dictatorship, dictatorship, of course.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I would be a great leader because I'd be very corrupt whoever paying the most money is the guy I'm going to roll with.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It is just that simple, but at least I admit it.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Kenny Bar can be kind of whatever your heart chooses it to be to an extent, right?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Like I don't think Starburst would count for example or Skittles because clearly not a candy bar.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: That's like loose candies.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Does not count.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: But if it's in a candy ish bar's ish shape form ish all the loud.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: That being said, my number one, get it out of the way, Reese's.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's fair.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's fair.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's hands down the number one.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: candy that you have to bite into.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I think that's my definition of candy bar.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: If you've got a, if you've more than one bite, that's a candy bar.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I can put a full Reese's cup in my mouth, but I mean, I can do it right now.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, you shouldn't.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: You shouldn't do it.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: And you want to savor it, too.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: That's the thing.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: So Reese's number one, Steph, oh, yeah, not to Steph.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It's a codey, codey number two.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I was about to say, did I lose my draft pick or something?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, what's happening there?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it was taken away because I just know what's going to be dumb.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Your pick three, I can tell is going to be stupid and you're going to get taken away for a violation.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not a violation, but I am going to be true to myself.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And my number one candy bar is a Snickers peanut butter.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: not regular stickers, the Snickers Peanut Butter.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It is far superior to the regular Snickers.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That touch of peanut butter mixing in with the caramel is absolutely phenomenal.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You don't get the crunch.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm okay with that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I like the like the nudity texture that you get with it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So Snickers Peanut Butter, my number one pick.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, like it.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: That's a good call.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: A lot of Snickers variations are good.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Two peanut butter back to back.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's that's really interesting.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's Twix.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, believe you.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, believe you.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know why I thought it could get around back to me, but I thought it could.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it's death.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You've got caramel, you've got cookie, you've got chocolate, everything that you want to eat all at once in one candy bar, Twix, they made a gingerbread Twix one year and it was so good that they couldn't bring it back, but original Twix, perfect.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Are you a left twix or right twix person?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm a yes Twix person.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Fair enough, correct answer, correct answer.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Next big stuff, what do you got?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Next, bring it back to peanut butter, butterfinger.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Has to be butterfinger.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I will take, am I just stealing all your pills?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm mad at you, I am so mad at you.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's what happens when you take the first pick instead of giving it to me.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Dammit.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: A lot of finger is perfect and not just because it comes in different forms, it comes in candy bar, it comes in crumbles, it comes, you're stewing butter finger BBs, you can mix it into ice cream, you can eat it in a brownie or you can just eat it straight, butter fingers, wonderful.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And then you get the leftovers and your teeth for the next hour.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's very tender.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Damn it.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: All right, Cody, what do you got?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm probably going to steal another one here, but you can break me off a piece of a Kit Kat bar.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Kit Kat is unbelievable.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: The crispy wave, are you not a Kit Kat guy?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, that's, that's your problem.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's your problem.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: That's your problem.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It's not number two.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: This is number five.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: This is the number five pick.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's my second pick, but it's number five.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Did I think it's, I think it's perfect value for a Kit Kat.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I'll give you that.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go really wild coming up pretty soon.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: So I can't make funny too much.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: This one's not wild though.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Crunch.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Love crunch bar.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Crunch bar to me is like a better kickcat.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Like kickcats are good, but why have a kickcat when crunch exists?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: That's where I land on said conversation.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: This one might be debatable.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't care.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Some people might hate it.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Don't care.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We're on the golf course.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: After nine holes, I don't want to hot dog.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: What do I get?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Payday.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I get a payday.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: You get that nice little boost of three grams, maybe a protein, which makes you feel semi-healthy, because it's not a full on candy bar.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: The salty nuts with the caramel and everything on the ends.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, give me a payday.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And no chocolate.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not going to melt in your pocket.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: No correct.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Payday is the ultimate golfers candy bar.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I've ever seen it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: See, I'm back on the clock and I'm going with my ultimate candy bar at the turn.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Three Musketeers, especially if they keep it in the refrigerator because that's the best way to do it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And you get the new get just a little bit more firm and it's not melting to your point stuff.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Three Musketeers, absolutely phenomenal.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's quite simple.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You gotta keep it simple sometimes and they did it perfectly.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Three Musketeers ice cream is elite.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: The issue I have is that one time eight, two mini three Musketeers and as a kid and that candy can sometimes be hard for me.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, you have the memory of, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, nine year old me, yeah, nine year old me went through a lot with three Musketeers.
• 5:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: want to start football season with a bet it feels like it can't miss the my booky lock in the season is back.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I think the first one is an absolute no brainer.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: You have the Patriots in Seattle for NFL kickoff and my bookie is asking one simple question.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Will these sea hogs raise their championship banner that night?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Of course they will.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: The fitting champs.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: It's their home opener.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Raising the banner before kickoff is part of the celebration.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: And you're getting that bet at plus money odds.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: You're getting paid to say, yes, the c-ox will do the thing that the entire night is built around.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: That's the first my booking lock of the season.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: And there will be more coming.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: all year long.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I know if you believe in the CX to take care of business too.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sure you could get great odds there.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Patriots fans are freaking out.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: They're saying guaranteed loss.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: We're in the Super Bowl last year.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: You're sentencing us to go to Seattle to start this season.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: All right, staff, you get two pigs what you're going with.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I am gonna go a little bit off the board a little bit and I'm gonna take a Cadbury cream egg.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Not really a traditional candy bar, but it's candy and sometimes you take more than one bite.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I am a sicko who loves fondant.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I love it, I think that cakes should be draped in fondant and I think more candy should come with fondant in the middle.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's, it's aesthetically pleasing.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They literally put some dye in there for a yolk.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I think that's fun.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Cabaret cream eggs.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They only come out once a year.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's the best.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It's a reason why they come out once a year.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: They are in the same category as Candy Corn.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, oh.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Candy Corn.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's wonderful.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Also, yeah, you're bad-takes, certainly.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Me and Stepharen mock step here.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Candy Corn is great.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Candy Corn gets even.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I could agree with you, and then we'd all be wrong.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, my next pick is international.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It is an Australian chocolate bar called Violet Crumble.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Chocolate over honeycomb, delicious.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Same type of vibe as butterfinger, but it's not peanut buttery, it's honeycomb.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's really, really good.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You can get them at five below.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: If that's your vibe, five below is my vibe.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Go check out Violet Crumbles, they're really good.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I like that.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I need to try that sounds right down my alley.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it sounds phenomenal.
• 8:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you redeemed yourself with something I've never had.
• 8:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's how bad your pick three was.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: A Cody to you.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: What do you got here?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm going to go back to the Reese's family.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's not a peanut butter cup.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's the Reese's Fast Break, which is an actual candy bar.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And is I think superior to the Reese cup.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You get the new get in there with it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's absolutely phenomenal.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It's good, but it's not better.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: The thing that is close that you should have gone with, that is elite, not one, not two, not three, not four, take five.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, take five candy bar, four, four, superior to your damn fast break.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Learn ball, Cody, learn ball.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: My last one, it's a wild card.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: One of my favorite candies.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Kind of, Toblaron, yeah, class man.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Class man, it comes, it's all connected.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It's just a lot of pyramids, all in one connection.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I accept that it's a candy bar.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think it belongs on the list.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It's too classy.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It's the classiest candy bar they make.
• 9:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Too classy.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's too classy.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It's the classiest candy bar you'll ever find.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Toblaron, name one classier, you can't.
• 10:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm going to get some hate for this, and I really don't care.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I enjoy your peppermint patty.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I like your peppermint patty.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, your peppermint patty refreshing, especially, you know, we're in the middle of the summer right now.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Give me your peppermint patty.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Little refresh with your chocolate.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's phenomenal, wonderful stuff.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, shout out to after dinner mince to the chocolate ones that say, I love it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So my last pick,
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I, I don't know if this, if it still exists to be honest, I don't think I've seen it in the long time.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So my, my honorable mention is airheads, not really a candy bar, but bar shaped ish not chocolate, but my actual pick is a Heath bar.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I like toffee.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I really like toffee, and I'm not sure
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  [SPEAKER_01]: they still exist, but it was delicious when they did and or currently exist.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They're delicious still.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I think he's doing this.
• 11:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: I almost got one of their day.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I felt like I was a quick trip.
• 11:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: I was like, oh, I forgot about heath bars.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Those are good.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Like the older you get, the more a heath bar sounds and peeling.
• 11:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like you tell a seven year old, here's a heath bar or a Mr. Good Year bar, you should get out of here.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: And then you get older, like, when I'm in it, those were some of the better candies.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Like Mr. Good Year, slaps.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Say you're old me, thought, no, what are you doing?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Give me the Reese's only.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: taste buds evolve.
• 11:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's a big parent trying to trick us.
• 11:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's a big parent.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They wanted it for themselves.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Correct.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Correct.
• 11:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: So they knew what our future was.
• 11:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Milky Way went undrafted, which I thought was a little surprising.
• 11:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: It was on my list.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It was on my list, and it didn't make it over Toblerone.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Mr. Goodyear also on the list didn't make it over Toblerone.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Let us know who won in the chat was it Cody was it clearly myself was it Steph the choice is up to you You vote and let us know this was another edition of the draft show presented by fan sided until next time we are out