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Hour 3 - Back to the Bigs · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom, shaka laka. It's our number three.
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  Speaker 1: But here in our number three, can you wrap your
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  Speaker 1: brain around the Rockies hiring Paul de Podesta, yep, the
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  Speaker 1: old Dodger GM from twenty years ago who's been working
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  Speaker 1: in the NFL as their new executive. Also, someone named
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  Speaker 1: Craig Staman hired himself to manage the Padres.
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  Speaker 2: How does that sound to you?
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  Speaker 1: And why is Donnie Baseball leaving Toronto's coaching staff after
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  Speaker 1: the World Series.
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  Speaker 2: In the meantime, we.
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  Speaker 1: Pause the NFL conversation for some hot spall talk. What So,
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  Speaker 1: it was the start of free agency. Did you see
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  Speaker 1: all of the big signings in free agency?
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  Speaker 2: No, okay, because there weren't any.
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  Speaker 1: Very modest beginning, very modest beginning to baseball free agency.
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  Speaker 1: But we do have a baseball story. While the Broncos
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  Speaker 1: had issues with the Raiders, even though the Broncos ended
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  Speaker 1: up winning the game, the major league baseball team in
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  Speaker 1: town said, hold our beer, and we learned that the
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  Speaker 1: Rockies have agreed, although the contract hasn't been signed, they've
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  Speaker 1: agreed to hire Paul deep Podesta. Yep, that's the same guy,
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  Speaker 1: Paul D. Podesta, who has been the chief strategy officer
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  Speaker 1: of the Cleveland Browns. Now, you might not remember. The
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  Speaker 1: Rockies and Browns have a great rivalry. It's a really
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  Speaker 1: hard hitting rivalry. So deep Pedesta's apparently, if I read
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  Speaker 1: this properly, going to be the face of the Rockies
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  Speaker 1: baseball ops department.
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations.
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  Speaker 1: That is the same Paul de Podesta, who has not
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  Speaker 1: been involved in Major League Baseball in over a decade.
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  Speaker 1: That is the same Paul de Podesta who was last
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  Speaker 1: a general manager twenty years ago. He lasted less than
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  Speaker 1: two years and was mollywopped by the Dodgers. That is
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  Speaker 1: the same Paul de Podesta who was depicted by the
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  Speaker 1: formerly rotund Jonah Hill as an analytical guru in the
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  Speaker 1: movie Moneyball, but refused to let his name be.
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  Speaker 2: Used in the movie. So yeah, he's you know, he's
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  Speaker 2: a nut job? Are you You?
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, So somebody wants to make a movie
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  Speaker 1: about you, but you won't allow them to use your name.
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  Speaker 1: What kind of douche movie is that? Somebody wants to
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  Speaker 1: make a movie about me? Of course you gotta pay me,
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  Speaker 1: but you can use my name. So this is all
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  Speaker 1: a good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question
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  Speaker 1: can you wrap your rain around a professional baseball team.
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  Speaker 1: Not a good one, the Colorado Rockies hiring Paul deep
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  Speaker 1: Podesta away from an NFL franchise to the Cleveland Brown
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  Speaker 1: So on this one, I've got hookah bar, misdoubtfire, and
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  Speaker 1: gypsy Kings, and we will connect all of these things
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  Speaker 1: together and we'll go green light, go, green light go now.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, so let me tell you the bast
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  Speaker 1: So when I saw this, it's jaw dropping.
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  Speaker 2: It's absolutely jaw dropping.
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  Speaker 1: Paul de Podesta was incompetent when he was the Dodgers
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  Speaker 1: general manager twenty years ago. I can't imagine he's improved
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  Speaker 1: much since then. He hasn't touched a baseball roster. The
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  Speaker 1: last time he was the GM, people were using flip phones. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: do you understand Twitter had not been born yet, like
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  Speaker 1: social media was. I mean, people were still using Aol
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  Speaker 1: online and all that. So it was a different world
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  Speaker 1: the last time he was a GM. And so what
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  Speaker 1: happened here, It's like, did some guy in ownership for
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  Speaker 1: the Rockies just like throw a dart.
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  Speaker 2: At the organizational chart and said, all right, let's hire
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  Speaker 2: this guy.
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  Speaker 1: Say hey, find me the guy that Jonah Hill played well,
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  Speaker 1: he's with an NFL team. I want that guy to
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  Speaker 1: run my baseball team. Really, God bless those dysfunctional Colorado Rockies.
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  Speaker 1: And they're really making here a spin off of Moneyball.
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  Speaker 1: They're changing the name a little bit, and the new
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  Speaker 1: name is it's a spinoff. It's called Funnyball. Funny Ball.
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  Speaker 1: You really can't make this up. It's crossing movies. It's
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  Speaker 1: not only Moneyball, it's also the iconic movie Major League.
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  Speaker 2: It's Taboo. Now it's about a team called the Cleveland Indians.
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  Speaker 1: They're now named after a bridge. So I imagine the
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  Speaker 1: owner of the Rockies called up Paul d.
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  Speaker 2: Podesta.
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  Speaker 1: I did the the ring ring, you know, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: text him, call him up and said, hey, hey, yeah
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  Speaker 1: this is a this is so and so Joe Blow
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  Speaker 1: I owned the Rockies here, Yeah, how would you like
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  Speaker 1: to be the GM of the Rockies this upcoming year?
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  Speaker 2: And then and then Paul de Podesta responds, he said,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know if I want to
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  Speaker 2: do that.
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  Speaker 1: And then the Rockies owner comes back on the phone,
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  Speaker 1: and the Rockies owners like, well, what do you mean
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  Speaker 1: you don't know? This is your chance to be a
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  Speaker 1: GM again. In Major League Baseball, in the big leagues.
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  Speaker 1: And then and then Paul de Podesta comes back and
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  Speaker 1: he says.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let me get back to you.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, mister owner guy, I got a guy on
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  Speaker 1: the other line there that's asking about some white walls.
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  Speaker 2: One of the all time great scenes. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, the Rockies clearly went to a hookah bar, not
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  Speaker 1: with Luca. It went on a hookah Luca bar, but
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  Speaker 1: went they went to a hookah bar to smoke the
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  Speaker 1: wacky Tobacci in thin air there. Now, a buddy of
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  Speaker 1: mine had sent me a message.
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  Speaker 2: I actually had a couple of messages.
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  Speaker 1: Because I wake up, I sleep, the world happens because
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  Speaker 1: part of doing the open so I don't sleep much,
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  Speaker 1: but it seems like a lot of stuff happens when
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  Speaker 1: I sleep.
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  Speaker 2: So I get up. It's very free wheeling with the
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  Speaker 2: people sending me stuff there.
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  Speaker 1: Do you see this? Well, no, I was sleeping, but
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  Speaker 1: you should. You should react to that. I'm sleeping. So
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  Speaker 1: so I'm getting messages about Paul de Podesta going to Colorado,
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  Speaker 1: and I wrote back, I said that the first person
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  Speaker 1: that semi that said that's pretty funny.
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  Speaker 2: It's April Fools is We're in November. It's not April fool,
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  Speaker 2: so you didn't get me.
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  Speaker 1: I was around the Dodgers back before I was exiled
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  Speaker 1: when they signed Otani, and that was in the good
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  Speaker 1: graces with the Dodgers. I was around the team when
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  Speaker 1: they had Paul de Podesta's the GM. He was fired
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  Speaker 1: as the Dodger GM A generation to go.
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  Speaker 2: He was so bad? How bad was he? He was
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  Speaker 2: so bad? Paul de Podesta.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, there was a fan revolt, there was an uprising,
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  Speaker 1: and you look at the Dodgers now there the model franchise.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone wants to be like the Dodgers back then, though
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  Speaker 1: those years were no as the heat Soop Troy era
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  Speaker 1: of Dodger baseball seems like a lifetime ago considering how
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  Speaker 1: dominant the Dodgers have been, how much money they've thrown around.
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  Speaker 1: Deep Adesta was so bad with the players he acquired
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  Speaker 1: that the fans revolted. And he's been off doing football
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  Speaker 1: accounting for the Brownies, a team while he's been there,
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  Speaker 1: fifty six wins, ninety nine losses in one tie. Now
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  Speaker 1: that is a resume that gets you promoted. And the
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  Speaker 1: Rockies they have allergies. One of their allergies is they're
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  Speaker 1: allergic to competence. And they look at the one team
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  Speaker 1: in the NFL that over all of the people talk
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  Speaker 1: about the Jets being bad, and we'll talk, I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: more about the Jets, Lebrun.
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  Speaker 2: They talk about the Jets being bad and this team
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  Speaker 2: being bad.
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  Speaker 1: The Cleveland Browns, though their persona is the factory of sadness?
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  Speaker 1: Does it get any better than that? And so there
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  Speaker 1: we are. Let's hire the Browns analytical guy who's such
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  Speaker 1: a weirdo he wouldn't let the Hollywood people use his
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  Speaker 1: name yet again, though, has anyone in management in professional
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  Speaker 1: sports been as fortunate born with a golden lucky horseshoe
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  Speaker 1: up his tukis like Paul deep Potesta, you talk about
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  Speaker 1: falling upwards, classic case. Now people sometimes failed their way
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  Speaker 1: up the corporate ladder, and the key to life in
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  Speaker 1: that world is to have someone say you're going to
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  Speaker 1: be great.
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  Speaker 2: You don't actually have to be great.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to actually be great, You just have
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  Speaker 1: to have enough people believe that you should be great.
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  Speaker 1: That athletic team that they wrote Moneyball about was twenty two,
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  Speaker 1: twenty three years ago, and Paul Deepatesta is still getting
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  Speaker 1: work off that job. And oh, by the way, Billy
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  Speaker 1: Bean was the face of it, not Paul de Podesta.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Secondly, does Sanday I go, we go show me your
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  Speaker 1: lightning bolt?
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  Speaker 2: Well, not anyone.
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  Speaker 1: So former Major League Baseball reliever Craig Stamen has been hired.
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  Speaker 1: The former reliever who was involved in the interviewing process.
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  Speaker 1: So this guy was in management for the Podres. Craig
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  Speaker 1: Stamon was interviewing managerial candidates in San Diego and he
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  Speaker 1: hired himself for the position to replace Mike Schildt, who
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  Speaker 1: quit as the Podres manager. So the question, my chances
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  Speaker 1: are you don't know who this guy is as far
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  Speaker 1: as his playing career, he was a bullpen spam guy.
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  Speaker 1: But Craig Stamen hired himself to manage the Podres.
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  Speaker 2: How does that sound to you? All right, So I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna go first. It sounds to me like Jeopardy, is
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  Speaker 2: what it sounds like.
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  Speaker 1: You remember a couple of years back when they had
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  Speaker 1: this guy named Mike Richards who was the producer of Jeopardy,
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  Speaker 1: and he was deputized to find the replacement when Alex
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  Speaker 1: Trebek died, and so they played this game who should
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  Speaker 1: be the host of Jeopardy?
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  Speaker 2: And he brought all these people in to interview for
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  Speaker 2: the new auditions and all that stuff, and Ken Jennings
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  Speaker 2: was part of that, and the guy from the Reading Rainbow,
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  Speaker 2: and they brought all these guys in and then he
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  Speaker 2: picked himself. So it's the same thing here.
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  Speaker 1: This guy's stamen basically looked around the room at all
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  Speaker 1: the candidates and said, eh, you know what, I'm the
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  Speaker 1: top candidate.
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  Speaker 2: And the ownership in San Diego signed.
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  Speaker 1: Off on it, just like the Rockies dysfunction junction, what's
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  Speaker 1: your function? The Padres have gone through more managers then
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  Speaker 1: Fernando Tatisse has gone through hairstyles, but Black Andy Green,
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  Speaker 1: someone named Jace Tinler, Bob Melvin, Mike Schilt.
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  Speaker 2: All of that, and now they've added another one in
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  Speaker 2: this former picture.
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  Speaker 1: Six full time managers, same GM, Six full time managers,
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  Speaker 1: same GM. It is a revolving door with a sign
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  Speaker 1: that says abandoned all stability. Ye who enter. It's a
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  Speaker 1: pirate's life for me. And when you manage the Padres,
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  Speaker 1: it is proof you don't need any in all these
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  Speaker 1: big league jobs. Is say you do not need a
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  Speaker 1: resume of work. You don't need to cut your teeth
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  Speaker 1: in the minor leagues and learn how to manage in
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  Speaker 1: the big leagues.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's all done for you, which is kind
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  Speaker 2: of cool. Like you could manage, I could manage. Any
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  Speaker 2: of us could manage. It's just a.
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  Speaker 1: Popularity contest getting the job. It's all in the binder,
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  Speaker 1: it's all in the tablet. It's all that The Podre Manager.
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  Speaker 1: This is a dated reference, but it's a classic movie.
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  Speaker 1: The Padres Manager is going to be missus doubtfire right,
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  Speaker 1: Miss Dauphire, a rock up in Williams classic The Great
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  Speaker 1: Late comedian Housekeeper Vibes.
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  Speaker 2: Now what do I mean by that? When you manage
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  Speaker 2: the padres, you.
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  Speaker 1: Are deputized to babysit two long term divas. It's the
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  Speaker 1: diva diva ball Manny Machado, who's locked up through twenty
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  Speaker 1: thirty three. Twenty thirty three, Machado is locked up. Then
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  Speaker 1: you've got Fernando Tatis who likes the peds. He's locked
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  Speaker 1: up through twenty thirty four. So it's kind of like
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  Speaker 1: living inside.
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  Speaker 2: A Drake song. It's all about the stars, wants and needs.
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  Speaker 2: When you manage the Padres.
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  Speaker 1: And that was one of the problems that Mike Schilt
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  Speaker 1: add he was tied of the bull crap with Machado
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  Speaker 1: and Tatis.
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  Speaker 2: And so that's it.
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  Speaker 1: So Staman better get used to managing oversized egos.
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  Speaker 2: That are going to be there way after you're done
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  Speaker 2: managing the padres.
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  Speaker 1: Not about changes, it's not about batting average, it's not
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  Speaker 1: about any of that.
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  Speaker 2: It's about making.
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  Speaker 1: Those guys happy because the clubhouse is not exactly going well. Right,
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  Speaker 1: It's like a it's not a chemistry lab. It's a
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  Speaker 1: reality show. What's going on in San Diego? And aj
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  Speaker 1: Preler is the GM and good luck, good luck? All
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  Speaker 1: right now, quick right, we go to Toronto where the
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  Speaker 1: Blue Jays are still licking their wounds after losing.
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  Speaker 2: They were right there in the upright position, ready to
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  Speaker 2: win until they weren't. Well. Some changes in Toronto.
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  Speaker 1: We learned that Donnie Baseball Don Mattingly is out as
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  Speaker 1: the blue Jay bench coach.
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  Speaker 2: The story is he's leaving the job.
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  Speaker 1: Question why is Donnie Baseball leaving Toronto's coaching staff after.
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  Speaker 2: Winning the American League Pennant?
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  Speaker 1: All right, now, let me before I get to why,
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  Speaker 1: let me address the snuffles in the room, so we
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  Speaker 1: ask a question, is this actual the coach leaving or
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  Speaker 1: is this something else? So on this one, I believe
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  Speaker 1: Don Mattingly did legitimately want out for whatever reason. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: he was just tired of dealing with crossing the border
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  Speaker 1: and stuff, and it seems pretty smooth to me. But
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  Speaker 1: some of these guys complain about going through customs and
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  Speaker 1: all that stuff, so it's possible that's the case.
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  Speaker 2: However, I think there's something more in place, something more
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  Speaker 2: nefarious in play.
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  Speaker 1: When you talk about Don Maddie, Mattingly does enjoy the
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  Speaker 1: nomadic lifestyle. He's got the Gypsy Kings vibes playing in
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  Speaker 1: his AirPods. He's Baseball's gypsy. He's a carpet bagger, and
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  Speaker 1: when you're a carpet bagger, you have to follow the
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  Speaker 1: carpet bagger creed, which is weird because he only played
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  Speaker 1: with the Yankees as a coach or a manager. Mattingly
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  Speaker 1: has been bouncing back and forth like he's in a
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  Speaker 1: pinball machine. So your role in the town, when you're
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  Speaker 1: a carpet bagger, you follow the creed. You roll in
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  Speaker 1: the town, you put on the uniform, you smile, you
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  Speaker 1: take some photos, you collect the per diem, you roll
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  Speaker 1: out before the parking validation expires, and you move on
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  Speaker 1: to your next hustle. You gotta do the hustle and
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  Speaker 1: onto the next spot out in the boondocks somewhere. The
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  Speaker 1: doing something different line that is always a tell when
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  Speaker 1: I hear I just felt like.
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  Speaker 2: Doing something different. That is a deck Do you what?
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  Speaker 1: Deck?
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  Speaker 3: Do what?
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  Speaker 2: It is?
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  Speaker 1: It's baseball speak for I'm not telling you the truth,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm certainly not telling you where I'm going.
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  Speaker 2: But I have a rabbit up my sleeve, I doubt
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  Speaker 2: so where would that be? Now?
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  Speaker 1: The smart money is that don Mattingly has a side
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  Speaker 1: deal with the Philadelphia Phillies, that Donnie Baseball is going
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  Speaker 1: to end up with Jonathan in Delaware and Fried Daddy
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  Speaker 1: and Fats in Philadelphia and all those guys in Philly.
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  Speaker 1: Now why do I say that, Well, Donnie Baseball, this
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  Speaker 1: is a hire a friend situation. Rob Thompson would be
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  Speaker 1: the conciliary, right, the conciliary there in Philadelphia, and Mattingly
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  Speaker 1: would be that for Thompson.
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  Speaker 2: Now, as I recall, Rob Thompson spent a.
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  Speaker 1: Long time in the Bronx before he became the Philadelphia
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  Speaker 1: Phillies manager there so he can have a little.
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  Speaker 2: Brox Bombers reunion on Broad Street.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: And the Phillies are going to change their roster over
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: a lot, so you throw Mattingly in there with a buddy,
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: hire a friend, Rob Thompson the manager in Philadelphia, and
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: then Mattingly becomes the conciliary and all that stuff. But
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Maddingly a bit of a wise guy, like one of
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: those dudes who's always in the mix. He's never out
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: of the conversation, and he can have a job in
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: baseball the rest of his life, lifetime employment for on
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Maddingly at this point, he's like traveling around like a
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: lollipop salesman.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: When he did some radio stuff locally in Boston, one
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: of the other talk shows at night sold lollipops. He
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: was a lollipop salesman, and he told me, I don't
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: have time to get into it here, but he told me,
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: like how competitive the lollipop market is. And you don't
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: even realize it, but he traveled all over the place
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: selling lollipops.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: It's like that's kind of a weird job.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: But you had to meet with target and Walmart, and
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: it's all about the product placement.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: As he told me.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: He said, Ben, you know, no one ever goes to
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: a store to buy a lollipop, but we sell a
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: lot of them. And I said, well, how do you
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: sell them? He say, it's all about that impulse purchase
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: the thing you don't need all that crap when you
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: check out, and just put them right there. And if
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: you put on the right spot at eye level, people
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: will buy lollipops. They didn't go in thinking about lollipops,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: but they'll buy them. It is the Ben Mahllor Show.
• 20:02
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• 20:10
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• 20:13
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• 20:15
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• 20:17
  Speaker 1: in a little bit. But the mallor Riddle of the
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: day Dolphins wide receiver Tyreek Hill. He's injured right now.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: But Tyreek Hill, it was announced this week, has a
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: new career as a blank as he recovers from his
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: mutilated leg injury Tyreek Hill Dolphins wide receiver announcing that
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: he has a new career as a blank as he
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: recovers from his season inning surgery. That is the Mallor
• 20:44
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• 20:45
  Speaker 2: The answer, We'll get to it, and we will do
• 20:49
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• 20:52
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• 21:35
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• 21:39
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• 21:43
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• 21:47
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• 21:49
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• 21:51
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• 22:13
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• 22:17
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• 22:19
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• 22:24
  Speaker 1: for sure. As we continue time now for the Mallar riddle.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: They lame jokes of the week coming up later this
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: hour with guest star Billy who goes by the name
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: weed Man Hippie. That'll be coming up a little bit
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: later in the hour. And we also have next hour
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: sports Jeopardy, The Coop Scoop and entertainment.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: So a lot of stuff, a lot of stuff for
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: you here on the Overnight Show. But here's the riddle
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: of the day.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Dolphin wide receiver Tyreek Hill has announced that he has
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: a new career, a little side career as a blank
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: as he recovers from season ending surgery with the Dolphins.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: That is the question, and what is the answer.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Let's see, does anyone know the answer? We go now
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: to the Mala militia and Eke in Roseville, Minnesota said
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: he's going to be the ambassador he said of some
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: island chain. Jess En Junction says the official NFL licensed
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: bail bondsman, a male prostitute guests by K Curtsey Flusher,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: sperm donor from Eloy from Compton. I think he's already
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: been doing that. A marriage counselor from Rob the goat
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: man Alf the alien o Pinter says his side hustle
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: making kilbossa. Now that's a big kilbossa. That's that's a
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: big one, all right.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: What else do we have?
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Page nan I mentioned Eke ambassador of Cook Island's boso
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: impersonator guests by Steve.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: That's his answer.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Trucker Joe says a new career is a vasectomy doctor,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: road kill specialist from Filler Up Phil our friend Black
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: and Blum said an alien butt prober, very specific, very specific.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: What else we have? A Bill said some kind of gangster.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Tom is going with lingerree model. Lingerie model is what
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: he is saying.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Who else we have?
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Page down Gunner says the answer will be the new
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: head coach at Penn State he's leaving the Dolphins for
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Penn State. Mike the Leprechaun in Boston says, a new
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: career selling lollipops.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: That's big money in Lolly's. There is big money in Lolly's.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: There is all right, Lorena, do you have an answer? Loray? Please?
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: I think he's gonna be a barista? Hey, barista? Is
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: that correct? A barista?
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: No?
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Incorrect?
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Turns out at tyreek Hill, tyreek Hill, now Affy in
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Madison said a weed man hippies pot do No, it's incorrect.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Dolphin Wide receiver tyreek Hill announced his new career as
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: a DJ. DJ tyreek Hill.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Working bar Mitzvah's weddings, birthdays, no sweet sixteens.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: What could possibly go wrong?
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: To be babies everywhere?
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Uh oh what? Whoa? Yeah? So there is that. Good
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: luck to tyreek Hill.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Let's get to the phones. We'll say hello to Blind Scott,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: who's on the north end of Boston. Hello, Blind Scott, welcome?
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: Oh hey, yeah. I was lost by the bacon in
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: the grocery store today and one of the intercot shoppers
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: noticed that I was in like a different area than
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: I usually came over to help me, and I really
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: was lost. It's easy to get lost in a store
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: you go to every day if you're blind. Dude. I
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: got a bunch of seats and assist letters I'm sending
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: out today on a Friday at like five pm. It's
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: a great day for it by my hoa. Like I
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: found a way to sue the hoa with a lawyer
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: that will take the money out of the h way.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: Like I live in the North End. The building was
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: built in eighteen ninety and the joints in the basement
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: are causing everything to bow, and the stairs are bowing.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: So the neighbors they voted against me to fix it,
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: but they went as far as to get my dog
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: taken away because the way I act around the neighborhood
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: and everything to Now, I went to a legal convention
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: and I think I got like a six figure one
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: going here. You know what I'm saying, like like this
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: would just be just good enough for me to get
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: to Christmas. You know what I'm saying, like, yeah.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, you remind me of there was that story.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: There's this guy in South Carolina a couple of years back,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: pri many years, and he was in jail and he
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: just spent the whole time, suing everybody while he was
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: in jail.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: He just like filed lawsuits against people to make money.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: You can only do so many though, Like so if
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: you can only have one going at a time, and
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: you can't sue like multiple people in one year like that.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: Like I don't want to talk politics on the show,
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: but there was a ruin by the Supreme Court today,
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: and I was actually part of that class action lawsuit.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: But that wasn't like it wasn't like I was going
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: to get paid for it. I would just plaint to
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: it because the Federal Courthouse is right next to my apartment,
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: and I, you know, I just got involved. I like,
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: I like to put my name out there because it
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: makes me look more reputable. I don't. So here's the thing,
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: Like I was never gonna marry like a beautiful women
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: and driver around him by Mercedes today and and everything.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: People were always going to actively try to take me down.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. It's the conspiracy against the
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: tall blind guy from Boston because he overthrew the mafia
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: in the North End and he runs the North End.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Now you know what I'm saying.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: So you actually you took down a lot of people
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: know it's Whitey Bulger. You were responsible for Whitey Bulger.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's play out on this show. I didn't
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: have anything involved with it, but there was the family
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: living next door that was involved. I didn't know. I
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: don't know them at all. I just dropped their idea
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: on the ground once and my mom picked it up
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: and we figured out what was going on, you know
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: what I'm saying. But actually I've gone out of my
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: way where the guy he lives in Colorado now in
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: the underground prison, and we've gone as far and they
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: wouldn't let me take photos of the letter. I wanted
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: to show it to Ben. We got him a satellite
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: radio so we might even be listening right now. Those
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: are guys from Springfield, the Greeks, you know what I'm saying.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: They're underground and I think it's Montrose. They call that
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: ad X.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: In Colorado, you know, so, oh yeah, that's the that's
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: the big one.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: That's where like the biggest, baddest a holes go right there.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: That's where they hang out.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: That's where they the people that can't get along with
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: other people like Ted Kazitski.
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: They got the marathon bombing. There the sad part about
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: the marathon bombers. I went to college with the older
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: one that the police killed in Watertown. He was like
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: a pretty good dude when I went to college and
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: used to buy marijuana off him and everything. And then
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: he went to like Chechnia, and it was just so bizarre.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: When he came back, he was wearing all these weird
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: like bath robes and everything. I never got to talk
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: about this, but it's been so long now everybody knows.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: I went to Suffolk University. He went there with me.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: I went the scott what do you what? What kind
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: of substances are you using? You are all over the place,
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: you are bouncing around. You were amazing. What is going
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: on with you?
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: So I went to I was like, I was kind
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: of in a bad place. But I went to bed
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: at like two pm yesterday and I slept for like
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: eleven hours. Woke up around one and I drank two coffees.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: I've had two celsiuses. I've had you know, a bunch
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: of different weed here. You know what I'm saying, Like
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: I have marijuansta.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Look at that, and I thought you had no money
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: to afford all that stuff. But you were able to
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Good for you, you're able to do it. And is
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: that on your Snap benefits?
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, I get twenty four dollars a month
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: in SNAP. I get two and eighty eight dollars in SSDI.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: But I live in a place where my bills so
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: I have fifteen thousand dollars in credit card debt, so
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: that's like four hundred a month.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: I can't, I can't process. I gotta go. I can't process.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Thank you. I don't want to deal with your finances.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Let's go now to hollering James.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: We go from someone bouncing off the walls to someone
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: who's probably sleeping, hollering James in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, Hello, did you just wake up?
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: That? What? What? What?
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: I think he's still sleeping. I think no.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: I don't think you're awake. I think you're half asleep.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: I think you're like a fish.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, I thank you. I'm gonna put you back on hold. Jam,
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: I hang up.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I'll put you back on a wake up a little bit.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: I'll go back to Dick and Dayton. Hello, the Dixter,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: the pride of Ohio, the Great Dick and Dayton.
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: Good morning, guys.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: How are you If I was any better, I would
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: be a Brown, but not a Cleveland Brown. Although they
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: are favored. I think this week against the Jets, they
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: are favored, you know.
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: Then and Crew, I don't understand why they cheap that
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: that coach or you know, higher up because it's about winning.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: It just you know what I call up there. Everybody
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: is just down in the dumps. They need to make
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: the change quick then, because it's just pathetic the way
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: they play.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: It, you know what I mean?
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: It's depressing, right, You're like, I'm depressed here. I want
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: to watch good football and I got to watch this slock.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Are you upset that Paul de Podesta, who is with
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: the Browns is now going to the Colorado Rockies? Are
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: you upset by that?
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: I don't know much about him all right now? Is
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: everybody wants Stefano? Yeah, they're running down It's terrible.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, And again, do you would you like they're always listening?
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Would you like to recommend anyone? I know Stefanski gave
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: up his plate calling. Tommy Reese is going to be
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: the play caller for the Browns this week, So would
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: you like to recommend anyone to replace Stefan is the coach.
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: I'd like to see Bill Belichick come back.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're still going with the Belichick? How about Dione Sanders?
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm hoping we gotta win Sunday, Ben And
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: you know what's bad now we takes. I think they
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: better get rid of that defensive coach after last week
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: that was.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: A nightmare, you know, Yeah, for sure, for sure. Sure.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Remember I remember Bud Carson back in the day.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: Remember Bud, Yeah, I remember him.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, didn't he he coached the Browns, didn't he?
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: I think he briefly back in the day, A long
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: time ago. All right, Well, what are you up to
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: this weekend? Big plans here? The holidays are coming up.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: It's in November here, Thanksgiving right around the corner. Any
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: gigs you're performing, any kind of talent show?
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: What do you got?
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: I got in December the Byambies birth Dolshmurs. We're going
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: to play three Christmas shows at john from the Kenary
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: Bay Joe Society. We're going to have a party December eighth.
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: He invited me and it should be a big crowd.
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: But yeah, I'm playing a couple of days a week now.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: Let's still playing music nice.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: All right, Well there that's the way to do it,
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: all right, Well, have a great way. Thank you, Nick, bye,
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: bye bye bye. There he goes Dick and Dayton, one
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: of the great callers to talk radio. How lucky are
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: we that we have Dick and.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Dayton calling the show? Call any other show, of course
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: all of them are taped this hour, but he can
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: you know he call the shows. It is the Ben
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Maler Show. We are going to have. This is great,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: big bands, lame jokes of the week. Is weed Man there?
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Do we need to call? Wake up weed Man?
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: As? Are you online? See here? We'll find out weed Man?
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Hippies in Miami? Do we need he is not yet?
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: What?
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: Whoa?
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: All right? A lot of week a lot of weed
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Man jokes. We'll see if we can wake him up.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: We'll get the big bands lame jokes of the week.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: We'll do it next.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
• 33:51
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• 33:54
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• 33:57
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• 34:02
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• 34:06
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• 34:10
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• 34:14
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• 34:21
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• 34:23
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• 34:23
  Speaker 1: It's called the Fifth Hour Podcast. Highly recommend it. A
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: new episode will be up later today. I will be
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: going back into the podcast studio and dazzling dazzling.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: The ear drums with the Fifth Hour Podcast, So check
• 34:38
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• 34:41
  Speaker 1: It'd be another one on Friday, or another one on Saturday,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: which is tomorrow, and then on Sunday as well.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Back to it we go, Here we go, Here we go,
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Here we go, Here we go, Here we go.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: Knock knock, Who's there? Blame week?
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Blame week who?
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: It's big Man's.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Lame joke of the week on the Steward Here we
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  Speaker 1: go Big Man's lame Jokes in the week.
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  Speaker 2: These are actual jokes by actual listeners. Weed Man, are
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  Speaker 2: you there? Weed Man? Hippie in Miami a fan favorite.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you, Darren, thank you for Monday.
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  Speaker 5: I love you.
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  Speaker 2: You rock all right.
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  Speaker 1: People have been sending a lot of weed Man jokes.
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  Speaker 1: I hope you're prepared. People are goofing on you. Are
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: you ready, weed Man? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I love you.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Now you have a homework assignment this weekend, weed Man.
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  Speaker 1: You have to get an email address.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I'll try. No, no, it takes two minutes. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: here we maybe I'll call you up. I'll walk you
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  Speaker 2: through it. How about that?
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  Speaker 4: We're okay?
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  Speaker 2: All right, all right, very good time.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Now, though, for the portion of the show where we
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: have fun jokes jokes, these are actual jokes. If you'd
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: like to send jokes in for a future episode of
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: the show, send them care of Benmalershow at gmail dot com.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Benmalershow at gmail dot com. Why did weed Man return
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: the broom that he bought? Why it didn't come with instructions?
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: That's eek in Roseville, Minnesota. What do you call weed
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Man aggressively pursuing a quarterback?
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  Speaker 2: What a bum rush? That's Kurt from Earth who sent
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  Speaker 2: that one in? What did weed Man's heart say to
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: weed Man?
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  Speaker 1: What they said, if you don't behave yourself, you're going
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  Speaker 1: to be placed under cardiac arrest.
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  Speaker 2: Is what it said. There.
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  Speaker 1: That's a Drew in Minnesota. Noah and Austin sent this
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  Speaker 1: one in. When weed Man was little, What did he
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: say after he encountered his first homeless man?
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  Speaker 2: What I want to be just like him when I
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  Speaker 2: grow up. Oh, come on, that's not right. No, come
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  Speaker 2: on out there, you that's a low blow. That is
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: a low blow. All right? How many weed men does
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: it take to change a light bulb?
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  Speaker 1: How many?
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  Speaker 2: It takes three? One to hold the lighter while the
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: other two turn the light bulb into a pipe. That's
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  Speaker 2: a drew.
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  Speaker 1: Truly, I think you prematurely laughed weed Man on that one.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: It's big Ben's lame jokes. So we did you hear
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: that weed Man found a new job? Very exciting news?
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  Speaker 4: Wow?
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  Speaker 2: What Yeah? Yeah? He found it on inweed dot com.
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  Speaker 1: As I guess he's what you want to That's a Brendan,
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  Speaker 1: a funny guy, Brendan from Boston who sent that one in.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear Weedman hippie has been hired to work
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: within archaeologists?
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  Speaker 2: How about that big news there?
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, turns out you're an expert because your life is
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: in ruins.
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  Speaker 2: So there you go, George, George and Uvaldi, Texas. Not
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  Speaker 2: that one in why hasn't weed Man set up an
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  Speaker 2: email account?
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  Speaker 5: Yet?
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  Speaker 2: We're all asking that question. Why have you not set
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: up an email account?
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  Speaker 1: Well, according to Chip and Man, it's because he can't
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: find E stamps anywhere.
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  Speaker 2: No E stamps to send the email? All right?
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Did you hear that Weedman hippie lost a bicycle race
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  Speaker 1: to a barber ow? Yeah, well the barber knew a
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  Speaker 1: short cut and so he just kind of it's it's
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  Speaker 1: a George and you've Texas. Thank you, George, looks at
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  Speaker 1: the school there in Uvalde. Tom in Indiana said this
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  Speaker 1: one in did you hear that headhunters try to recruit
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  Speaker 1: weed Man for a telemarketing job?
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  Speaker 5: Wow?
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  Speaker 4: Happy?
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  Speaker 2: Well, apparently it fell through.
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  Speaker 1: According to Tom in Indiana, it fell through due to
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  Speaker 1: your fake resume and your demand to work at home
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  Speaker 1: with your Obama phone.
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  Speaker 2: So they did not. They don't hire you. All right.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Why did weed Man hippie keep staring at the frozen orange?
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Why the package said concentrate, so he was concentrated.
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  Speaker 2: What he was doing? That said George.
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  Speaker 1: George and Uvaldi, Texas. It's Big Ben's lane Jokes League.
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  Speaker 1: What is weed Man's favorite government program?
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  Speaker 2: What snap it? Reminds him of the alligators?
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  Speaker 3: All right? What is that?
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  Speaker 2: Was some Michael epprechn What is weed Man's favorite body part?
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  Speaker 2: What a bum? Come on? That's easy man. That's a
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: mic again? What is it's? Big Man's lame jokes?
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  Speaker 1: These are actual jokes by actual listeners like yourself, who
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  Speaker 1: sent them in care of Benmaler Show at gmail dot com.
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  Speaker 1: Benmaller Show at gmail dot com. What is the difference
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: between weed Man and Blind Scott? What everyone likes weed Man?
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  Speaker 1: That's Noah in Austin. That's not that's not nice. What
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  Speaker 1: is weed Man's permanent address? What it's Sesame and Broadway,
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  Speaker 1: New York, New York, right next door to Oscar the Grouch.
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  Speaker 2: That's Drue Drew in Minnesota. Weed Man, Have you heard
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: that your doctor is reaching out to you?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 4: Wow?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he needs to examine, He needs to explain
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: that you have vagrancy.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: He said, you have vagrancy. That's a Drew Trew in Minnesota.
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  Speaker 2: You got any jokes? Cooop?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 2: All right, no coops out of the show.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Did you hear weed Man was called for jury duty
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: for the Antonio Brown case?
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  Speaker 4: Wow?
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  Speaker 5: Did hear that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Apparently, after further investigation, the district Attorney determined that
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: weed Man was born, deceptive, and ripped off more people
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  Speaker 1: than Antonio Brown.
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  Speaker 2: No jury duty.
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  Speaker 1: That's all right, very nice.
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  Speaker 2: See what else we have?
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: How good is the tire rack lunch room? It's a
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Michelin Star restaurant. That's how good it is.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: That's how good it is?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Last one? What is Marcel's favorite childhood toy? Marcel and Brooklyn?
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: It is a building blocks Building Blocks read? But thank you.
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  Speaker 2: That's Mike again, thank you. There he goes