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Get Ready for ELF SEASON with the Most Epic Rivalry Battles! · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: What is up? Everybody? Happy Thursday? Hopefully you've kept it
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  Speaker 1: under ten pounds of vattid weight after Thanksgiving? Is you
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  Speaker 1: been quick enough? In Brandon Jay McDermott man, the kids
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  Speaker 1: are pumped to have those l's back.
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  Speaker 2: Going to be good to be with you boys and
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  Speaker 2: good not to talk about football.
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  Speaker 1: Right, I would love to talk something about football because
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  Speaker 1: their last weekend was quite the incident in a couple
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  Speaker 1: of different games. The one, the notable one the Michigan
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  Speaker 1: Ohio State game.
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  Speaker 2: So before we go there, because I want to, I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to lead into this with that.
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  Speaker 1: I promise you I got it.
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  Speaker 2: There were several games Ohio, Michigan, Ohio State, Michigan State, Florida,
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  Speaker 2: Florida State, Arizona State, Arizona that ended in Malee's not
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  Speaker 2: to be confused with malays, which is what I get
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  Speaker 2: on Sunday afternoons. I'll do it tomorrow, honey. Nebraska played
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  Speaker 2: a football game on Friday against Iowa, and as you
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  Speaker 2: all know, Nebraska in the past thirty five one score
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  Speaker 2: games is one and thirty four, which is astronomically bad,
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  Speaker 2: like ten to that, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Like worse than the Cleveland Browns bad.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to give you just a few stats here.
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  Speaker 2: Nebraska held Iowa to one hundred and sixty four total
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  Speaker 2: yards while getting three hundred and thirty four themselves. They
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  Speaker 2: held Iowa to forty nine rushing yards, which is their
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  Speaker 2: bread and butter. They had a almost nearly double possession
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  Speaker 2: time over Iowa. They held Iowa to five first downs,
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  Speaker 2: zero for ten on third down conversions, and Nebraska lost
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  Speaker 2: the game. It's the first time since two thousand that
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  Speaker 2: a team with five first downs has won, the first
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  Speaker 2: time ever that a team with five first downs and
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  Speaker 2: zero for ten on third down conversion in FBS football
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  Speaker 2: has ever won a game. Nebraska somehow found a way
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  Speaker 2: to lose. They had a sat tie ten to ten,
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  Speaker 2: had a sack fumble recovered by Iowa with about twenty
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  Speaker 2: seconds left, four or five yards later, kicked a fifty
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  Speaker 2: three yard field goal thirteen to ten. Nebraska loses. Luckily,
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  Speaker 2: we were already Bowl eligible, but we lost. There was
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  Speaker 2: some kerfluffle before the game. Nebraska seniors refused to shake
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  Speaker 2: hands of the Iowa team, which was dumb, but Iowa
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  Speaker 2: refused to let Nebraska prey at the center field, which
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  Speaker 2: ties into where we're going with this, they refuse to
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  Speaker 2: let them pray on the logo, which is what Nebraska
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  Speaker 2: has been doing in away games all year. I don't
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  Speaker 2: give a shit what you feel about that one way
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  Speaker 2: or the other. I don't care how you feel about
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  Speaker 2: shaking hands. But then less than twenty four hours later,
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  Speaker 2: on Saturday, Michigan and Michigan State played matt You can
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  Speaker 2: feel free to carry on.
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  Speaker 3: With this one man.
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  Speaker 1: We were kind of we're obviously watching the game. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think anybody unless you're a Michigan fan really roots
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  Speaker 1: for Michigan. So but nobody, I feel like, unless you're
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  Speaker 1: Ohio State fan also rous their Michigan defending champs. I'm
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  Speaker 1: torn on this. I'm like, I don't really care BUF
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  Speaker 1: he kind of always, at least me, you always root
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  Speaker 1: for the underdog. To have Michigan do what they did
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  Speaker 1: to Ohio State. I'm my god, damn. They win the game. Obviously,
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  Speaker 1: they're kind of oh the Day, which is like, I
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  Speaker 1: forget his first name, day the coach, right, Yeah, they're
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  Speaker 1: terrible versus Michigan, this and that. So we're just we're
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  Speaker 1: playing a board game, me and the family watching the game.
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  Speaker 1: Game's over and then all of a sudden, you look
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  Speaker 1: up and just fists are flying, cops are there, and
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  Speaker 1: this and that, and you're going, huh I any thinking
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  Speaker 1: you know it's gonna get broken up. Nope. We just
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  Speaker 1: kept going and going and going. And it was all
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  Speaker 1: because Michigan wanted to do the old Baker mayfield and
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  Speaker 1: put it and I like one announcer was like, it's
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  Speaker 1: artificial turf. It's not sticking in the field. You're doing it.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what happened. They did it, they slammed it,
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  Speaker 1: and then it was gonna be over until Ohio State
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  Speaker 1: took their frustrations out on the loss and came up
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  Speaker 1: and took offense to it. And I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you saw the press conference with the coach, but he
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  Speaker 1: didn't do himself any favors.
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  Speaker 2: Now here's my idea on all of these post game
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  Speaker 2: whether no matter the game we're talking about Arizonas State, Florid,
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  Speaker 2: Florida State, Michigan stairt Michigan Ohouse. I don't care if
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  Speaker 2: Nebraska doesn't shake the hands of the other team. I
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  Speaker 2: don't care if Iowa puts Iowa put sheriffs around their logo.
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  Speaker 2: I saw that and so they were blocked by by
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  Speaker 2: law enforcement officers. Michigan players were the police shot was
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  Speaker 2: it into the into the crowd, and so Michigan players
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  Speaker 2: were hit.
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  Speaker 1: If you look at the footage, Ohio State people got
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  Speaker 1: hit first with the yeah, of course, you know, it's field.
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  Speaker 1: It's melee that all the people that actually have you know,
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  Speaker 1: presses and stuff to be on the field. They all
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  Speaker 1: had their cell phones and cameras and stuff. So there
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  Speaker 1: was footage of the guy right behind the guy with
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  Speaker 1: the flag, and you know, and the thing that pissed
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  Speaker 1: me out the most was the second run, like it's
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  Speaker 1: done and over. Then the idiot, I'm not gonna say idiot.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know the guy. Maybe he's actually smart, he's
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  Speaker 1: in college, he's been in college longer than me, probably
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  Speaker 1: as a higher GPA. But then he went right through
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  Speaker 1: Ohio with the flag a second time, instigating it all
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  Speaker 1: back up to the point where Ohio State fan grabbed
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  Speaker 1: the flag or the player grabbed the flag. Then I
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  Speaker 1: got scared because then now you just have a huge
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  Speaker 1: sharp pole and I'm going, oh shit, could it be
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  Speaker 1: used as a weapon. Whatever. Thankfully, it was like almost
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  Speaker 1: like a trainer or somebody grabbed the pole from Ohio
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  Speaker 1: State and just sprinted away from everybody and just got
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  Speaker 1: rid of the damn thing. It was an ugly scene,
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  Speaker 1: like you said, pepper spray. But what I didn't like
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  Speaker 1: there's also there's like footage of an officer assaulting. He
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  Speaker 1: threw his hat and was pushing a Michigan player like instigating,
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  Speaker 1: pointing at him. I don't know what happened before it,
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  Speaker 1: but there's there's gonna be a lot of eyes on
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  Speaker 1: this footage.
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  Speaker 2: So what I was gonna say was the biggest thing
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  Speaker 2: is is yes, first of all, there could be even
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  Speaker 2: criminal stuff coming from this for the players most definitely
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  Speaker 2: the Big Ten's gonna lay down some you're suspended for
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  Speaker 2: the bull game type stuff. But I think the biggest
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  Speaker 2: thing I want to say with this, no matter what
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  Speaker 2: we're talking about or whatever, if you are the team
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  Speaker 2: that lost the game, piss off. Go for yourself. Get
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  Speaker 2: the fight of here. Your job was to win when
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  Speaker 2: you were had sixty minutes to win. The clock is
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  Speaker 2: at zero's to the winner. Go the spoils. These are
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  Speaker 2: the spoils. Let them rub their balls on the field
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  Speaker 2: if they want to. They've deserved it, you know, what
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying so honestly, I mean, I mean, if you
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  Speaker 2: wanted to stop them, stop them when it matters, shake
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  Speaker 2: their hands, get off the field, or don't shake their
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  Speaker 2: hands and get off the field, but don't try to
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  Speaker 2: sit around pitter pat. It literally reminds me of when
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  Speaker 2: you were a kid and you were fighting with your
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  Speaker 2: little sister, you're a little brother and he's send you know,
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  Speaker 2: he's doing it just to get you mad, and he
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  Speaker 2: does it and to get you mad, and then you fight, like,
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  Speaker 2: get over it, dude, get over it. You lost the game.
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  Speaker 2: They're gonna celebrate, They're gonna have a year worth of you.
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  Speaker 2: You suck. We've beat you for four years in a row.
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  Speaker 2: There were Michigan Ohio State players who left at zero
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  Speaker 2: to four for their career and wind about it. Who
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  Speaker 2: cares you lost the game four years in a row.
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  Speaker 2: You want to beat them, beat them if you can't
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  Speaker 2: let them celebrate, it is what it is.
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  Speaker 1: I agree.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's like you said, you know, they had
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  Speaker 3: their opportunity to defend that field when it looked like
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  Speaker 3: Brandon went away there for a second on my end,
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  Speaker 3: but uh, they had the opportunity to defend that whenever
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  Speaker 3: it was on the field and they failed to do so,
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  Speaker 3: and they're gonna have to relive that moment of them
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  Speaker 3: embarrassing themselves now for even longer because that's gonna be
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  Speaker 3: on people are gonna like they're already making fun of them,
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  Speaker 3: like dude, you guys are worse. Is like get off
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  Speaker 3: the field like you said, like in now, I was saying,
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  Speaker 3: the laws involved. There's gonna be so much footage of
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  Speaker 3: all of this, and I guarantee they're gonna put in
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  Speaker 3: new measures of games like this because of incidents stuff
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  Speaker 3: like this. So it's it's crazy. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: We can't hear you, hear you. Yeah, But while well
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  Speaker 1: he's he's figuring that out. We they've like they already
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  Speaker 1: when people are going to storm the field, they already
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  Speaker 1: take down the field goal posts, you know what I mean? Yeah, Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you beg So.
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  Speaker 2: I was, I was. I was just gonna say, the
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  Speaker 2: biggest thing I can think of is the conferences or
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  Speaker 2: the NCAA. But the NCAA has literally no nuts. The
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  Speaker 2: conferences are going to come through and say if this
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  Speaker 2: happens during your game of an opposing team, you are
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  Speaker 2: going to be fined a million dollars or whatever the
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  Speaker 2: case may be. So then the teams are going to
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  Speaker 2: have the programs are going to have to say, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: we need to make sure you're talking to your players
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  Speaker 2: because then I can levy a fine on you as
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  Speaker 2: the head coach or whatever the case may be. And
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  Speaker 2: so it's gonna be the onus is going to be
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  Speaker 2: on the teams to say, Okay, you lost, shake your hands,
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  Speaker 2: get the fuck odge.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like the ones. Sorry, it's it's the one
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  Speaker 1: sport that you don't really shake hands. And I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if it's because of emotions. Like all of football,
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  Speaker 1: I mean in the high school level, they shake the
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  Speaker 1: hands like you should. Let's still do your lineup, shake
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  Speaker 1: the hands and then celebrate like that's old school me.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess, I guess in you know, professional sports,
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  Speaker 1: they don't unless it's the end of the series or
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  Speaker 1: something like that. But yeah, there's probably for the best,
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  Speaker 1: there'd be some more punches and some stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: But so was Baker Mayfield? Was he the first? Like
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  Speaker 1: did he start all of this?
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  Speaker 2: If it goes back to your Cowboys fan, you but
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  Speaker 2: you want to share where it started?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, this tire, dude, I am so elevated. I have
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  Speaker 3: no idea.
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  Speaker 2: So you remember Terrell Owens on the Dallas Cowboy when
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  Speaker 2: he was playing who did he play? The Niners? He
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  Speaker 2: took the football before is.
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  Speaker 3: It really where it started? Whatever?
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  Speaker 2: That was the first time that's ever happened. But that's
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  Speaker 2: the big time. I remember. That's twenty five years ago
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  Speaker 2: or so.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I remember like Emmitt Smith or somebody just absolutely
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  Speaker 3: like decking him whenever he was on the Star.
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  Speaker 2: Remember who it was it, but yeah, somebody did.
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  Speaker 3: But somebody they like went all the way halfway. Well no,
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  Speaker 3: because Emmett scored and then he went and like praised
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  Speaker 3: the Star after Terrell had like tarnished it or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: And then.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was in two twenty.
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  Speaker 2: Four years ago. Yeah, shoot, is that when it started?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's when at least that's when I think we remember,
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  Speaker 1: because I mean, two thousand is a pretty rememorable year,
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  Speaker 1: to be.
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  Speaker 2: Honest with you. The fucking field logo is what you're
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  Speaker 2: the fucking ending I was. I had a tweet, save
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  Speaker 2: you boys. I had a tweet it was gonna be
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  Speaker 2: fucking just But again, I counted on this fucking try
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  Speaker 2: to follow throughs like it sent. I had a tweet
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  Speaker 2: that set all looks like Iowa was too busy defending
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  Speaker 2: center field center logo and they didn't defend the end zones.
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  Speaker 2: But we didn't score any fucking towns after the lost.
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  Speaker 2: Couldn't share that one, But I mean, that's who gives
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: a fuck? Who cares who? They're not saying torch fire
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: to your fucking goddamn Yeah.
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: The the Ravens and Titans, they had a big scuffle
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: within the last got like ten years. I think it
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  Speaker 3: was Marcus Peters. Uh, the Titans went and like danced
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  Speaker 3: on the Ravens logo one time, and they tried doing
• 10:55
  Speaker 3: that again or something, and then Peters intercepted the ball
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  Speaker 3: and they all went over there and like just scuffed
• 11:01
  Speaker 3: their fleets into their logo.
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  Speaker 1: I remember that, Yeah, yep, yeah. And there was something
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  Speaker 1: too with Lamar did something when he was with Louisville
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  Speaker 1: or Louisville Louisville. However, people say it around the world
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  Speaker 1: when they blew out Florida State back in the day
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  Speaker 1: when they were number two. What I don't what I
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  Speaker 1: don't like though, is Florida was seven and five or
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  Speaker 1: something like that and then they do the flag drop
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  Speaker 1: on a two and whatever. Florida State team, It's like,
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  Speaker 1: you won, you won the rivalry game. You obviously know
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  Speaker 1: what happened earlier in the day. Come on, they won
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  Speaker 1: two goddamn, but you won the game. What I love
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  Speaker 1: too is a lot of people were talking smack about
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  Speaker 1: Ohio State's coach because all of his assistants and other
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: coaches were like bloodied up. They were in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of it, and he was way back, not involved, trying
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  Speaker 1: to get his people off.
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  Speaker 2: Six years ago, Michigan Michigan State, and this was when
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: Michigan came on the field and did the same thing
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  Speaker 2: to Michigan State.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I mean, like, this is not new, you
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  Speaker 2: know any any variation of this. It's not new.
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  Speaker 1: But you can dance if you want to.
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  Speaker 2: I always laugh at this. One could do a straight
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  Speaker 2: line from one end of the other. They're like, this
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  Speaker 2: is so dumb.
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  Speaker 1: This is a weird That was a weird moonwalk.
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  Speaker 2: It was. And what's the best gonna happen from this?
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: You're gonna get injured, You're gonna catch.
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  Speaker 3: Oh oh, he Harry.
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  Speaker 1: That's what happens when you accidentally press leave and not share.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if only we had the footage of that
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  Speaker 1: of just a god defleated.
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  Speaker 3: You know, there was a son of a bitch yep. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What's gonna happen, though, is eventually they're gonna just some
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  Speaker 1: teams are gonna maybe just stop putting logos of their
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  Speaker 1: own on on midfield. Could you imagine college football, You're
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: not allowed to have your you can have his much
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: in the end zones, but.
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  Speaker 2: Your opposing team's logo in the middle.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that would be hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: Stupid.
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  Speaker 2: You're not gonna You're not gonna do anything to this logo,
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  Speaker 2: are you.
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  Speaker 1: And then if you win, then you have all the
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  Speaker 1: rights done.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so stupid. It's just so slowly to me, like,
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  Speaker 2: I get it. Defend your field, this is our house.
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  Speaker 2: It's such a such a war mentality. I mean, hell,
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  Speaker 2: even you know, capture the flag, you know, like going
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  Speaker 2: back to that even, but just get over it. Do
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: your job when it matters, when the clock is still
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  Speaker 2: running in the sixty minutes or or or eat it,
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  Speaker 2: leave the field. I mean, that's the that's the thing
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  Speaker 2: that sucks so much about football. You guys played any level,
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  Speaker 2: doesn't matter if you did or not, you put it
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  Speaker 2: all out there on the field. You lose, you feel
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  Speaker 2: so dejected. There's nothing worse than practicing, fighting, sweating, bleeding,
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  Speaker 2: training for a whole week on it for a team
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  Speaker 2: and then losing in a heartbreak fashion like that to
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: a rival four years in a row and trying to
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  Speaker 2: collect yourself and say, I've got eleven months, fucking nine
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  Speaker 2: days twelve out, you know, so like it's it's tough,
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  Speaker 2: but that's where the true measure of a man has
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  Speaker 2: had is when you are in your lowest lows and
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  Speaker 2: you've lost how to react.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: And I mean, at the end of the day, they
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: are going to make the playoffs, right, They're not going
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: to drop out of the two. So these people that
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: could end up getting hit could have to miss the
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: first round maybe more. It's like, shut up, And that's
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: when a coach needs to These players know better. I mean,
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: you're not talking about you know, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen year
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: old kids. You're talking about you know, young adults in
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: there anywhere from what eighteen to well nowadays you can
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  Speaker 1: be thirty four and still play college football somehow. But
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, like they need to know better. But like
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: you said, sometimes it's just what's the old saying, the
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  Speaker 1: nature over nurture. Sometimes nature just takes over and and
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: what you know and how you've reacted and seen just goes,
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: you know. But what I thought was wild is I
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: want to say, was Gus Johnson on the call was
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: going nuts, like and then the other commentator said something.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Then he was like attacking the other guy. Like you
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: could feel through the TV how awkward it was in
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: that booth.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna make a very controversial statement. I may have
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: said this on before. I cannot fucked hand Gus Johnson.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: I am so over Gus Johnson's over the top. Everything
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: is emotional. Down the sideline gave us seven yards, like
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: we don't need you to yell every time somebody touches
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: the fucking like we had. We had a guy who
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: used to call Nebraska games and it would be like
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: pass down the field, all the cuts, give get out
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: a game of three on the places, tackle at the
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: forty three yard line and you have to read. I
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: mean you remember back in our day, you had what's
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: his bucket? Keith Jackson, you had Brent Mussberger at brad Nessler.
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  Speaker 2: I mean those are guys that got excited, well not
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: I but they didn't get excited every time they.
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  Speaker 1: Got excited when you needed to be excited.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Gus Johnson is just it's so I literally mute the games. Now.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: I had to watch NBC with Nebraska Iowa. You was
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: color commentary on the game. Fucking koy. The fact that
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: they give these people fuckings just because they played the game,
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: like you understand x's and o's, then work on a
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: pregame show like I don't need you in the middle
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: unless you're as good as John Madden to be doing
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: color commentary, unless you can do it in an entertaining way.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Fucking that other fuck ESPN that I can't stand the
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: dude who played punter for the Colts. I can't hate him.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: I don't listen.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: Color commentary would be amazing.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, now you know, honestly, I was kind of agreeing
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: with you to a certain extent until you went and
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: just slapped your dick across my face.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: That was you know, Magafe, I know you love you love,
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: but I'm saying like he'd be good at color commentary.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: I can't stand his his stick, but he's branitized to
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: the n and he's changing the way that people are
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: viewing it, and I think that's good.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, relatable definitely to the college kids, the dudes of dudes,
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: you know. But speaking of Colts, to Andrew Locke, did
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: you hear he's back in football at the young age
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: thirty five? He's going to be which I didn't even
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: know is a thing? What the general manager of Stanford Stanford?
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: How do you general manage a roster for Stanford? I've
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: never heard general manager on a college Usually the coach
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: has all to say.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: If there's anybody that deserves this goddamn role, it's Andrew.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Lucks and he's a grant me. Yeah, it's just terrible
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: what happened to him.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: But but that's my point. Don't put him behind a mic.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Put him in a situation that's he's gonna love, he's
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: going to excel and he's helping a football program like
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: that seems to make sense instead of Colt McCoy calling
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: a game, or maybe Tom Brady, is he getting any.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Better He's I don't think he's bad.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: I mean the first game was a little rough, which
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, let's be honest, whether it's Tom Brady, whether
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: it's and Jay McDermott for the first time calling a game,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: You're gonna work it out. I thought I heard a
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: game of his a little bit ago. I mean, I
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: gotta be honest. I watched the Red Zone channel, so
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: there's not many moments that I'm hearing him, but I've
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: thought he was all right. And I love We've said
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: it before. I love when a high level brain like
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: a Brady I know you probably don't like this Oromo,
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: when they have insights that they can break down relatable
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: to guys like us. You know what I mean. Because
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: I wasn't a football guy. I don't know the oh
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: you did the wishbone hit this gap?
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: It's like, did I watch to your point, I watched
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: a replay was It wasn't even on TV. It was
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: on a podcast that they clipped. Cam Newton was sitting there.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: I hate Newton, I always have. But Cam Newton goes,
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: this is this play and the ball snaps, offensive defensive
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: lineman hit each other. Quarterback has the ball and he
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: pauses it and he says, you see what do you
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: see this here? See this free man that's coming in.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: He goes, Who's whose fault is that?
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: It's not the offensive line's fault. There's five guys there,
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: they're blocking five guys in front of them. Well, the
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: problem is is that the quarterback he says, he's got
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: four wide receivers. He's got five wide or whatever, you know,
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: a tight end and four out receivers or whatever it was.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: I remember there was no running back to block in
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: the backfield. He goes. The quarterback sees there's more than
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: five men on the defensive line that are coming in.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: He sees that this is a I don't remember what
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: he called it, a you know, a fire zone or
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: something like that. You know, this is a this is
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: a A. This guy's coming in free. It's on me,
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: as the quarterback now to say, okay, what are we
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: gonna do here? And I need to check it down
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: to the running back. The running back was off off
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: set or whatever. So he snaps the ball. The quarterback
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: holds the ball and gets fucking blitzed and fucking get
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: get rid of it quick enough, and he says he
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: missed his read. So to your point, like seeing stuff
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: like that, I'm not an x's and o's guy. I'm
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: a I'm a okay, he just broke that tackle. That
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: was poor tackle. Like I can see it as a
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: fan of watching a football, you know, but I don't.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: I can't say, oh, see always split the safeties there
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: yet at one high Like I can't get into that shit.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: I've never I didn't play that that that much or
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: that well to be able to do that, but but
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: to have somebody who can break it down like that
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: for me to understand, I love that shit.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Speaking of snapping and slapping balls, did you guys hear
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: about the hockey player. I first first heard the news
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: and with in a pickle radio because you know, our
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: friends were there. They covered the weird side of sports.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Guy from Minnesota ruptured his testicles got hit with a
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: hockey puck. Could you imagine thirty seven year old and
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: uh yeah, I took a slap shot right to the
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: old boys, and they.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Ruptured right one or the left one.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: I don't think they talked about that. The cup had
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: a massive dent after being struck by the puck, so
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: he was wearing a cup, got hit so goddamn hard
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: that they still ruptured. Because that was the first thing
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: that I mean, somebody gets hit there and they ruptured.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: The first thing is like why weren't they wearing a cup?
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: He was wearing a up.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Dude, could you They're gonna need some kind of contraption
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: for the boys.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Ninety to one hundred and twenty miles an hour, Those
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: bad boys.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Go, oh, and there is no gift to a hockey.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a piece of what the fuck is
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: he out of? Like, it's what I would to know
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: those you've held one holy shit all through somebody's head.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, hockey, hockey pucks.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: But they called it the realization of oh it has.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Oh shit. I remember I had that that Sports Illustrated cover.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Uh so this is says this is from people dot com.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: This is luckily for Zukarello, whose teammates thought he would
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: come out of the operation without the testicle. Doctors were
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: able to save the organ during the procedure. Here's a
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: quote says, we thought he was gonna lose one nut,
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: but it actually survived and he's got them both stick.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Paligno said, the alternate captain for the Wild.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: We thought it was a guy got hit.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Where the sun don't shine and it ruptured his testicle,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: he added, can't even lift anything following the gruesome dream.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: We thought he was gonna lose the knots. We were
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: luckily able to save it. We have it in this jar. Here,
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: here you go, billy, you know.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: And then this is my favorite. This tell me this
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: isn't a typical dude response. It was hilarious. It's funny
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: after now that he's okay, It's just I mean, how
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: many times have you seen somebody get hitting the balls
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: and instantly laugh. You feel for him because you've been
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: through it. It's relatable. It hurts, but once you know
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: they're okay, that's still funny.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Dude. There's nothing worse than something funny happening and you realizing, fuck.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Laugh at this.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: That sucks, Like I want to laugh. That was hilarious.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Oh they're gonna go, They're not gonna be here anymore.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Fuck yeah yeah, I.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: Still laugh, like and people really hate it because I
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: come up to them and like I'm laughing as I'm like,
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: gayre are you okay? And they're like fuf but I'm like,
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: I'm over here, I'm here to help. But I'm like,
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: did you see that? But you just got hit in
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: the dick. Just a buddy.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I had a buddy that I went to school with.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: It didn't matter what sport, he was three sport athletes.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Every single game, it seemed like he got hitting the balls,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: whether it was soccer, basketball, he was a catcher for baseball.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: It did matter. He got hit. And it was always
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: the joke. We're like, dude, you're not gonna be able
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: to have kids someday, or it's gonna be the opposite.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: He ended up having natural triplets, and I swear he
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: got hitting the ball so many goddamn times that say
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: we have. I don't know how many sperm a normal
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: person has, as I say ten million, he was probably
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: billions of them just from being hit and split and
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: hit and split and hit and split. That's my theory.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: So you think you can spend all the money on
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: that stuff, I think if you just get hitting the
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: balls enough, you're gonna have triplets. Not a doctor, nor
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: did I play one on TV. I wouldn't recommend it,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: but there has to be a reason behind it.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: See, I don't. I don't believe in a lot of
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: those myths because you know, they always said, like, don't
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: drink mountain dew because of the same thing. My brother
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: drank a whole bunch of mountain dew. They're like, hey,
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: don't don't have the laptop on your lab. This was
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: beating off with laptops on his fucking.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Lab, ribbing mountain dew in a beer helmet.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: Exactly, just beating off with mountain dew. Just like this
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: guy was an animal and had three kids, so that
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: twins even so, but.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: That runs in the family for you guys, right.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: He does, it does, But I don't run at all,
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: So no running in his family. One of his kids
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: is a They do cross country, and he goes, hey,
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: you want to come watch this? And I'm like, not
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: even a little bit. That doesn't even sound entertaining at all.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: You want to stand here in a field until the
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: kids come back running, Like fucking no.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: You seen what's written on my notebook some ticks.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, you want to go a good bit and
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: everything with some mosquito bites and everything to go watch
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: my kid just run on a hill?
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: What would you What would you rather watch? Cross country
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: event or a road race in NASCAR? Because they are
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: about the same. We have Watkins Glenn is probably the
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: closest near us. And you're like, all right, and I remember, like, hey,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: we're gonna go watch some Nascar. I'm like, I hate Nascar,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, I trust me is hell
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: of a party scene. So we get to the race
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, all right, first one and it's zoom zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom,
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: zoom joom. A couple of minutes later, this is zoom
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: zooms and it's like, what the hell are we doing here?
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: It was couldn't it wasn't too fast.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Your friend comes up to you, They're like, can you
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: believe we have this three hundred more times?
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna go back to partying, man, But I
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: would still probably choose NASCAR just because you can at
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: least socially drink and hit the old dab pen, you
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: know what I mean.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: You know, in these cross country games, they do get
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: a little cold, but I believe they're still going to
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: see that it's not my breath, you know, They're gonna
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: be like, your breath is It's like yep, hm, yep,
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: it's this candy cane that was eating earlier.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: So obviously what are we What're a week after? Did
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: you guys find any like good deals on the old
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Black Friday, Cyber Monday, anything like that? Because I looked
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: around and I think it's like a running joke now
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: and the one thing that I'm not gonna go in
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: a huge rant, but get on the old Amazon, right
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: and I'm like Black Friday Deals, let's go. And for me,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: it was just all like for you, for you. It
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: was all these deals that were like customized for me,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: and they all sucked. And I took screenshots before and
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: most of them were more expensive than it was before
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: the Black Friday deal, Like, is there that many dumb
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: people that are falling for this?
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: There were?
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: There were so many. I had the same thing. I
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: got on there. I was like, oh, because we're driving
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: from omahall back about two and a half, got onto Amazon,
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: looked up some of the stuff, like there were there
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: was a couple. There was one deal where it was
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: like a like, uh you remember those uh those tall
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: like circular skinny fans that rotate like back and forth
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: that are like tall and skinny and they rotate like this.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about?
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Could you show us one more time?
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: So there's a heater one And I was like, ooh, honey,
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: this is twenty nine dollars, like not a bad deal,
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Like we could have a little space heater for you know,
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: the room upstairs, it gets a little cold sometimes. That's
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: probably the only deal I saw that was decent, but
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: like other one, like I saw a couple computer like
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: screams and things like that.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: I was like, one.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Hundred and fifty nine. This normally goes for like one
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: seventy nine, Like this isn't that much of a deal
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: or even more than you know. So no, I didn't
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: notice any good deals. I was kind of very disappointed.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: You've been got excited when I asked, though you get
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: what'd you get?
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: I did so? And also I was trying to fart.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: There wasn't loud enough to pick up. So I was
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: disappointed at that point. So it's going to get really
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: really pumped up and then get like really sad and
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: then question things. I was like, also, did I ship myself?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: I didn't, though I got you ready do it one
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: more time, we'll we'll do the edit. Ready make the face.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: I was like.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh there, we picked that up.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: But my my Sunday need to get dropped off at
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: the like a party. So my daughter was like, hey,
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: can I go with? And I was like, you want
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: to go shops? Are She's like, check out? Some deals.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: I was like, okay, so, uh you know five below
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: mm hmm do you guys have those? So we checked
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: out that place there.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Was that I've heard of it.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: There's no deals there. I was like, what is this?
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: But there's this one store that sells like a whole
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: bunch of like movies, books like US DVDs, a whole
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: bunch of comics and stuff like that. It's a very
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: niche store. Love this store, but uh we walk in.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: My stomach's but we walk in there and they had everything.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: It was buy one, get one free, and I was like,
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: oh shit. So we walk in there. I get some
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: stupid anime figures that were usually pretty expensive dirt cheap,
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: and I'm like walking over these. But as I'm leaving,
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: I see two bass guitars and I'm like looking at
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: it and they each have the stick around there and
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: I'm looking at this lady. I was like, hey, so
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: everything's buy one, get one free with these stickers and
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: she's like yeah. I was like, even them bass guitars
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: and she's like yeah, I yuess, yeah, yeah, you can
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: buy one bass guitar, get one free if you wanted to.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: And I was like h and She's like, gim men
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: ring them up, and I'm like, nah, I no, no,
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna buy two fucking bass guitars.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: I walked to my truck talking to my daughter. I'm like,
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: that's a steal on them fucking bass guitars. Though she
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: just she's like, we're gonna go back in and get
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: them right, and I'm like, yeah, let's go, and your
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: mom's gonna kill us. But we walk in there and
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: the people were laughing. They're like coming back. I'm like, yeah,
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: oh yeah. Uh. They were supposed apparently coming a box.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: They were brand new, and one of them was one fifty,
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: one of them was one ten, and they were originally
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: two fifty apiece brand.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: New and brand were they? Do? You know?
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Fender something? I can't remember. One of them is a
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: five string jazz bass guitar and one of them is
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: a four string bass, so I don't know.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but is a little tougher to play, but.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: Yet the h But I'm sitting there like, oh shit, okay,
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: you know we have guitars and everything, boards and whole
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: bunch of stiments. Let's get a basic. We don't have booze.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: But they're like, hey, they're supposed to come to the
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: new box and I'm like that's fine, Like we can't
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: find it. And I'm like, okay, if you make them
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: the same price as this one ten here. I don't
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: give a fuck about the box. I don't give a shit.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: And they're like deal and I'm like, oh shit, we
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: like five hundred dollars worth of bass guitars for one
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: hundred and ten bucks. I can passive that's a pretty
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: good deal. That's what we walk walking in with these
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: two bass and everything and always like what the is that?
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: And I'm like I went. I was like, we're about
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: to become the Partridge family and make millions. And I'm
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: like my son's like what's this? I'm like yours. I
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: was like, learn it? Now?
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Do you have you have you have an amp or
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: anything to play through it?
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, yeah, so we already have, Like my daughter
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: plays guitar already, and so we'll sit there and play
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: every once in a while. Surprisingly enough, I can I
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: can play a mad guitar every once in a while. Boy,
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: But the I can play a cowboll. I used to
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: play drums, skinnyboard, keyboard, no, I used to know a
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: few songs. I could probably still play Crazy Train that's about. Oh,
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: and what's the one that you can play with your
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: knuckles that plays uh do doup duke do do do?
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: I could play that one like, give me a keyboard now,
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: I will slap my dick all over that. I could
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: play that one with my dick.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Kind of look like you were doing that when you
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: were in the knuckle song.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: I get you guys excited when I got these old
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: white knucklers.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, big space heaters and knuckles on keyboards. Man is though,
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: is we're gonna gain three percent more female viewers from
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: this episode.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: That's right, that's right, Hey, hold on, hold on, all right,
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: that's right. You got a mold of that nineteen ninety
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: five in the Beer Law studio.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't get one the Black Friday Deals, that's right,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: the after Black Friday Deals.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, hey, stock your stuffy stecon, I said steezon
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: instead of season.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: That's for the Steves.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I don't know if you guys are
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: picking up these stomach grouse too, but they are. It
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: sounds like a yetti is in this room. There's just
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: real Bigfoot. That's what it does. It sounds like chewbaccas
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: next door.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: It's the time of the record. We do do this
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: fairly early in the morning, before most of us eat breakfast.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: So I mean, in his defense, plus, we got to
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: we got we did get to see some food. Brandon
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: was having a little snack. The wife was like, hey,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: here's a little snack, a little pre pregame podcast meal.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Turns out his wife loves him more than I didn't
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: evens apparently because I didn't get it.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: She made him for the kids. She made me two
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: pieces of raisin cinnamon toast with butter, and four sausage
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: links and two little butter cookies that come from Christmas.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: I love it. Praisins, by the way, raisins. But hey,
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: you say that, dude, my stomach still shut them up. Bro,
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: we got four people in this podcast. That's three in
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: my gut. Insane. But yeah, he's teasing us with this
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: plate of food. It looks delicious. I'm like, now I
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: want some French toast. I want some sausage links. Ooh,
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: I'm love of a sausage patty person though there's so
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: if there's the for some toast on the side. I
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: can make it into a sandwich. Good stuff.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: So I gotta ask you boys, I know you live
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: in smaller places. Do you have a local diner that
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: you go to for breakfast meals? Of course it's it's
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: it's the shittiest service in the world. I went to
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: a restaurant one time and I was like, do you
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: guys have, uh, do you guys have? What was it? Fuck?
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: It's cheese, this fucking boast. Do you see it on
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: the menu? I was like, all right, I'm home. This
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: is good. Best steak I ever had.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: I want cigarette ash, just a little bit on the
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: side of my plate. That's what I know. I'm like,
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: this is gonna be delicious.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: I want a guy to walk out of the restaurant
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: with sweat stains on his gown, you know, Like, yeah.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: I want to. I want to determine. Like, I'm like, hey,
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: it's been a couple maybe weeks since that guy has
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: that gentlemen a showered. This food's gonna be delicious.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Literally looks like he takes this off at home, sets
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: it on the door. The next day he just puts
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: it back. It comes into work.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. So we had in the closest city to
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: where I live. There used to be multiple diners. Now
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: it's down to one. It's one that's been around for
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: a very long time. Good food, but it's just busy
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: because it's the one, you know what I mean. And
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: then where I live. When I was growing up and
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: going through school, right down from the school in the
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: middle of nowhere, farmers and stuff like that, there was
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: a there was like a I don't know they called
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: it just the general store, but you could go in.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: You could get breakfast, lunch, dinner. And there's some new
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: owners that reopen it after decades of being shut down.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: And there. We've eaten there a couple of times. They're
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: doing a phenomenal job. I mean they're killing it hopefully financially.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: But I don't know. When we've been there, food's been good.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: So we got get two options within fifteen minutes of driving.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: That's not bad, it's not bad at all. Yeah, we've
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: I've got one that's like twenty minutes away and one
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: that's about fifteen minutes away as well. So same just
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: but and every time I order, it's every time I
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: look at a menu, I'm always looking for like that
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: big like hey, where's that big breakfast. I want the
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: one that has all the meats. I want bacon, ham, sausage.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: And that's when I get this one place that has
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: all three of those. And then I don't like eggs.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: I know, I'm a crivital. I'm always like, hey, instead
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: of eggs, can I get like toast or an extra
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: pancake or something? And they're like, yeah, for sure, And
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what me some hash browns, give me some pancakes.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: It's either going to be bitsits and gravy and or
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: a pancake or maybe like a waffle French toast, one
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: of them options.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I'm going, Min's an omelet. I go for the omelet.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: I look for the biggest, the best. I love it
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: when they say everything but the kitchen sink and they
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: just throw every goddamn thing into an omelet, like, let's
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: see some of them they pull it off. Some of
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: them they just suck and they're not great. You know,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: they're either like overcooked the eggs and then the stuff
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: inside isn't quite there. I've been trying to convince the wife, hey,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: enough of this teaching bullshit. All right, No matter what
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: you do with the youth, they're still going to turn
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: out the way it is all kidding his eye. She's
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: very good at what she does. But let's just open
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: a breakfast food truck. That's what I want to do.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: I just want to open a breakfast food truck. Let
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: her and now that the kids are getting a little
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: let them just have it their entire summer. They'll wake
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: up early and they'll just get to work. And I
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: think it would crush it. You just set up every
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: once in a while quick hit meals, say hey, this
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: is what we're serving today. Like it or love it.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: This is tomorrow. Put the menu out. Maybe you'll get
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: somebody on a Monday Wednesday, quick hit coffee, local people,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: local eggs where everybody has eggs up here. But health
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: department in New York I think would be a nightmare
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: to deal with. Oh yeah, but I think it would
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: be cool. Like I know, if I could find somewhere
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: that's kind of nice, little quick hit breakfast truck, I'd
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: go there. But I'm not going to drive twenty minutes
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: to go to a diner because, to be honest, me
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: and the wife make better food in our own kitchen
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: and it's a better price mint Like we crush the
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: breakfast game.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: See, I like my Blackstone, but if there was something convenient,
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: like so, if I lived in town and there was
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: something two minutes away, I would utilize that option all day,
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: all day. But for us, you know, it's like, ah,
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: I gotta get dressed. You can't drive fifteen minutes, not
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: to wait thirty minutes for the meal, drive another fifteen
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: minutes back home to shit. Ye yeah, see covering my
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: own home.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: I totally get it. And I think also cooking breakfast
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: is like, it's such a for me anyway, it's such
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: a great family tradition. And not everybody's awake. Maybe mom's
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: in the bathroom trying to squeeze out a shit, Dad's
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: just getting out of bed barely, kids are watching cartoons.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Everybody's half dressed, groggy, somebody's sipping their coffee for the
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: first time. But eggs and sausage and bacon are on,
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: and we know we're going to get a pretty average meal.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: And don't get me wrong, egg sausage and bacon are great.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: But if your fuckos you can't cook and anybody can
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: make them, you know, it's a fool proof thing basically,
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: and you can, like your eggs, any of a million ways.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Or as you get it as your kids get older.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Now they just decide, hey, we're not watching cartoons. We're
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: gonna sit in a room all day and watch YouTube
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: and all this stupid stuff and pretend to clean our
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: room for four days. But as soon as you start
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: making food, I don't even ask them anymore, right, we
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: just make it and either eat it or you go hungry,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: or you have like in school, what's the alternate. Well,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: we'll get some bread and butter or peanut butter and jelly.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: I guess make it yourself, you know. But you just
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: start making breakfast, and next thing you know, they all
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: magically appear, like yesterday. I was just sitting there. I'm like,
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: all right, so we started cooking pancakes and all this stuff,
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: and you come down and told you I was pancakes.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I could smell it upstairs and this, and then then
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: they all just come in too. They eat, then they're
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: all freaking gone, like, yeah, I guess I'll do the
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: goddamn dishes again, little shits.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: That's how it is in my house. So you know,
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: you don't see him in the morning. You're like not
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: a soul around and it's like blood in the water,
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: you know, they start smelling bacon and everything down there.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Oh shit, Dad's making breakfast. And I don't cook hardly anything,
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: so I hype up the fact that I'm even making
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: breakfast and the kids are like, oh oh, Dad's making
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: his best breakfast ever, Like, oh my god, this is
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: gonna be great. And I'm like, like Brandon said, it's foolproof.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: You know. It's like it's basic shit here, you know,
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: it's it's nothing special, but Dad's making it. So it's
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: really good. And even my wife's like, I mean, bacon,
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: scrambled eggs and hash browns. Who gives them? And I'm like,
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: they give them? Okay, this is this is delicious Dad's breakfast.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, here are our homo genius, our genius whatever I'm
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: not for. First of all, not for your size, you
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: fuck has only been around like two point eight million
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: years something. Look, I stayed up late last night watching
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: a lot of YouTube videos, but we have been around.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: The Homo sapiens have been around three hundred thousand, give
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: or take. There is something primordial about eating eggs and meat,
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: eggs and bacon, eggs and sausage. It doesn't matter. I mean,
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: like maybe that's only goes back as long as we've
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: been domesticating chickens. And hey, you know these things like
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: eggs and you crack them open, they're pretty fucking to
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: cook them. Like, where were the first guy to do?
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: That?
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Was amazing? Followed by the first guy to be like, hey,
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: you know these stinky fucking to try to ram you
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: against a tree in the in the forest. If we
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: stab him on off and we kill him, man, they're
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: asked me, is just out of this world.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure his name was Benedict, right.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: But anyway, so like, but when it comes to breakfast,
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know, Like, you take me to a restaurant
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: at five pm, and I probably don't want sausage and eggs,
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: But if it's ten in the morning and it's Sunday
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: before football, I want some fuckings crush. I felt that
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: vibrate in my teeth. Dude, that was so good.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: That was ale. That scratched my asshole. That was good.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: I'm marking that for our new Do.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: You know what you when you get it when you
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: push it? Listen, he's changed the topic. There's no dodge
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: when you push it so hard that it scratches your
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: asshole and it offers you a cool wind, like like
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: you're like, oh, somebody win to my butt cheeks like that,
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: and then you're like, oh, oh God.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: And you're so excited because it wasn't wet.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: I know this one was. It was a good that
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: was just I don't know, it was an equal amount
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: of pressure. It came out in a good effort. Didn't
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: have to repush that. No question about the consistency of
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: what came out of it. It's a good fart.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: The rumbling from the stomach, she came out one way
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: or the other.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: The middle kid the other day was like, and she's
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: a catcher and everything, and her knees click and I
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: have clicking knees. I feel like we all what is that?
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know. So I looked it up
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: and apparently it's some kind of gas joints like gas
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: and bubbles and stuff different than you know, stomach gas
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: and shit like that can actually cause like little air pockets,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: the same thing within the knees, clicking the knuckles, cracking,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: stuff like that. It's just some kind of gas in there.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: So she looks at me, She's like, so essentially, my
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: knees are farting every time they click. I'm like, yeah,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: let's go with that. Yep, that's what you got from it.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: I'm like, go ahead and tell some people. And every
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: time I'm like, man, I wish I had a boy,
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: and I'm just like, well, I got a get girl
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: that's talking about knee farts and stuff. I guess that's
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: so pretty cool.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: And I will say from having boys and a girl, uh,
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: girls are more disgusting than the boys are. So yeah.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: So a lot of people are always like, oh, man,
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: you know they got it out. I don't have any boys,
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, these my boys are nothing. You're better.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: How filthy my daughter is. She is gross.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: And they do it and I think it's because they
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: are not forced, but they bottle it all up. But
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: all during the day, you know what I mean, most
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: of them aren't ripping ass in school and this and that,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: and then they come home and it's just like and
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: it's just like, you don't do that all day, do you?
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: No?
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: No, no, I say it for here, and it's like, oh, okay,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, that's that's probably a good thing for
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: you in your social status.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: But they're so loud tooing She like, I know, I'm
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: glad that she's comfortable at home, but like I'm over there.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: We're eating a meal and everything else, and you just
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: hear a tuba go off in the background. I'm like,
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: what the hell is that? And she said, there's like
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: like Beavis and butt Head.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: It's yep, and it clears the room at least IRUs
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: in the house. It's just like ah. And then you're like,
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: that's what.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: You don't need a DNA test. That's what you know.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: They're yours and it's just speaking of things that you
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: don't need a DNA test for that stink. Brandon brought
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: up something on last week's episode for anybody that was listening,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: We're gonna start doing a little segment here. Most of
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: us forgot, but we're gonna free flow with it. We
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: were we're gonna start looking for the oldest thing in
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: our fridges. And I know, I know you've been has
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: some notes. There was a Facebook comment. I can't find it,
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: so I thought it was YouTube. Still can't find it.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: I know that I saw a comment out there, so
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: I do apologize where it is. But somebody said, hey,
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: I had fourteen year old something still in my fridge,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: and I hope that they didn't use it. I think
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: it was a condiment. I almost think it was worsesheresher
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: shish Shire sauce. But I might be making that up
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: because I had to buy some for like the first
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: time in years yesterday. But I think that that was
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: the move. But I was looking around my fridge, and
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Brandon or if you want to kick
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: this off, since it was your idea, if you get
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: something that was old in your fridge that comes to mind, Well,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: I think what's in my fridge?
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: I want to share. I'll share a story that'll kind
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: of give you a little help here. I remember being
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Grandpa died when I was about fourteen on my dad's side,
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: and Grandma was still around, and so I would you
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: go over to her house. And she was a hard
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: wood woman. She was not going to go assisted living.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: She was going to live in her house until she died,
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: and she did. But when I went over there, you
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: have to remember, these are children of the depression. They
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: were born in the twenties, and so they grew up
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: right in the heart of shit hitting the fan. They
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: came of age when it was like, uh, oh, happy
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: ninth birthday.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: You're not getting one peanut butter and everything.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I mean talking about mixing like wood chips,
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: not chips. It would like shavings in your in your flower. Yeah,
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: to make your make your cakes and your and your
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: pancakes and your breads. Okay, she she kept everything. And
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: I remember taking a piece of toast. I was making
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: toast and I'd burnt it, and I took it to
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: the took the toast to the trash, took a knife,
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: and I don't you waste that toast, Grandma. It's black, burnt,
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: carbonized shavings. Like I'm just literally not gonna eat that,
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: she yelled at me. But I remember going into her
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: refrigerator and I found a jar of pickles that are,
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: you know, normally green, they turned orange orange. I had jelly,
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: grape jelly that had crystallized. Your Yeah, it crystallizes and
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: it gets gross. It's still sweet, but it's like the
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: sugar crystals literally are like glass yards. So you're like,
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: it's it's awful, it's good. Those are those are two
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: that I remember the most. I remember going downstairs and
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: finding old like the cans of food that were from
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: like ninety two and this was like two thousand and five,
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, Grandma, what the fuck? Yeah, But then
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: you hear stories from people who I remember hearing a
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: story from a couple of Marines who were saying, like, look,
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: you know, we were Vietnam. We were eating Mr East
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: from World War two. Still at sometimes it was like
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: dazus and we didn't die. Everything was fine. So who knows.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: But the oldest thing I remember seeing in my life
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: was was that at Grandma's house. In my refridge right now,
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: I think the oldest piece of food we my wife
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: generally cleans out stuff. So do you I tell you
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: about the uh I told you about this last time,
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: right the lunchibles that we have in our fridge, they
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: like Jake Paul or whatever it is Logan Paul, Lunch
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: of Thiss. I have one in there. Of the nachos,
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: I haven't opened yet, and I can only imagine I'll
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: bring them next week on the show to see what
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: they look like, because they're still in there, haven't been opened.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: We had the youngest was like, I need a snack
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: and I have a lunch BOWL'M like yeah, whatever. I'm
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: like kind of looked at the wife. I'm like, didn't
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: she eat all the lunchables because we try to buy them,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: you know, like four or five depending on what the
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: days of lunches, because you know, hey, it's free lunches
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: still at your school. Maybe you should just do that,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: same as the money. But either way, so she opens it,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's good anymore. I'm like, what do
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: you mean it's not good anymore. Apparently there was a
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: hidden one behind it, and I don't know it was
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty three or four. What are we in? It
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: was old to the point where it had like crystals
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: all over it, but if you just looked at it,
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: there wasn't the ice crystals. This is how gross this
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: food really is. The turkey, the cheese, and the crackers
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: and the butterfinger bar all obviously the butterfingers and wrapper together.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: We didn't look. There was no mold, there was no nothing.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: It was just fully crystallized. And I'm like, don't eat that, kid, Yeah,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: don't eat that. That's my that's my old food of
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: the week.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: So mine wasn't in my fridge. It was above my fridge,
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: So I will I won't count this. But we have
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: like bingo prizes and stuff like that. We played bingo
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: a lot, and so while we were getting ready for Thanksgiving,
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: we had they're getting some of these Mingo prices out
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh, hey, there's still some these dollar
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: toys in there and stuff. I found a box of
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: Reese's Pieces and I go, oh shit, did we recently
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: get this? And I look, twenty twenty two is what
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: it expired, and so that means we probably purchased it
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: in twenty twenty one, in nineteen maybe, So I was like, oh,
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: I was like, how long has this been up here?
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: And and of course my daughter, being the terrible person
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: she is, she's like, we're gonna try it. Then I'm like, well, yeah,
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: we're gonna try and see if it's how terrible it tastes.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: Due and my wife and the were going, no, you're not. No,
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: She's like, it's not even in a plastic it's just
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: sitting in that box, guys. No.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: And it was in the fridge.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: It was above the fuckage it about the fridge. No, no,
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: you're good. So but I was I just shaking it
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: and everything else, and I open it up and I'm
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: already dumbing it. She's like you're not gonna I'm like
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: throw something to my daughter and we're like, you can
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: definitely tell it's stale, Yeah, for sure, but not bad.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: We haven't finished the whole box away. My grandma would
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: be upset to Brandon, like.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: It's funny because we have a candy bowl above when
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: we put it on our fridge too, and it's usually
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: like leftover parade candy, the stuff from the stocking, stuff
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: like that. But we decided the top of the fridge
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: ended up being a collect all for like chips and
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: all this stuff. And recently I was like, I can't
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: stand this anymore. We had a whole cupboard that was
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: like wineglasses and stuff, and I'm like, shit, I don't
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: know the last time I drank wine. So we got
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: rid of those boom snack cupboard. So I'm going through, Oh,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: these chips are super old. It was almost a garbage
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: bag full of shit, and I'm like, I'm glad we
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: got these, Glad we got these. So I look at
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: this candy bowl and I'm like and it got to
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: the point I turned it over. I was like, I'm
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: just getting rid of it all and nothing came out.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: It like flipped over and all of the shit was stuck,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, what the hell's I'm going in there?
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: It's just sticky and nasty. I'm like, summer bitch. So
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: I get rid of it all and I'm like, no
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: more candy bowl. But I look over because they, i mean,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: obviously they do a summer parade around here. They did
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: a Christmas holiday parade around here, and this b and
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: I'm like, we yes, so much goddamn candy, and they
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: did all their swapping. Then it just sits. It's like
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: nobody really eats candy in the house, but we have it.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: So if anybody wants some donated candy, let us know.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: We we'll ship it to humans, like I'll give you
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: my address right now.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: We have like our homecoming parades and stuff like that too,
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: so you have all that candy, and then it's the
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: Halloween and you know, it's just parade after parade. It's
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: the same thing. We have, like this collection pod of
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: a whole bunch of Tootsie rolls of the candy that
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: people don't eat. So I'm like, hey, can we throw
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: this away? No, I'm probably gonna eat that, and then
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: it just one day. It's just not there anymore. It's
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: the same thing, just the whole thing away. I'm like, go, like,
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: what happened. I'm like, oh, something spilled all over it.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: All the candy got ruined. Terrible.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: That's what we're gonna do. We're gonna we're gonna start
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: taking all of our older, still edible, non eating candy
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: and we'll start raffling it off for free to some
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: of the listeners. All you have to do is we'll
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: come up with something. We'll come up with a good thing,
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: and then we'll go to like and we'll just give
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: you a bag of candy so we can get rid
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: of it. We'll do a raffle.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: I forgot at five below. Did you guys remember there
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: was U Fruity's candy. It was like the tutsi roll,
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: but it was like the red kind, the blue kind.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Not they not the actual not the damn.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: It, not like the new vanillas or whatever, not those kind.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: These ones are called Fruities. They're thinner. I'm trying to
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: think they're also made by tutsi Roll, But it's not
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: the ones that you guys are thinking of, Not the orange,
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: green and the vanilla, where the blue wrapper was vanilla.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: This one, the blue one was blue, the red one
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: was red.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, fr o t I e s fruities.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I love these people there used to have
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: like a grocery store here that would sound for like
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: a penny a piece, dude, like they was back in
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: the day, you know.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: And we walked up back.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: But I saw a whole bit of those and I've
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: been looking for these candies since Halloween. Someone gave some
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: of them out and I'm like, oh, dad tacks, these
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: are mine. I was like, I love these. And I
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: see a whole bin and they go ten for a
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: dollar and I was like, shut the fuck. And so Max,
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: my daughter is like, are you getting something about your hand?
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: She goes, I'm thinking about it. I was like, let
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: me know, because I will wait in line to get
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: some of this candy. I was like, just you just
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: let me know. And so finally she had something in
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: her hand and I'm like, I just ran over here.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: I got forty pieces of this candy. They only had
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: two flavors, they like a raspberry and a blue raspberry.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Go totutsied dot com. You will thank me later. You
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: can get three hundred and sixty count bag for twelve
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: forty nine.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: See I saw that. Is that a good deal? That's
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: kind of be a good deal now now after I
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: spend ten for a dollar, Yeah, I.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Mean it's thirty eight point eight ounces.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: Where's your closest minards?
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: We had like thirty minutes away, but like ten minutes
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: away from where I work, he says.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: On one of these nerds, Minard sells him for nine
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: to ninety nine for a forty five ounces, which is
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: four hundred pieces.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, save big money, guys, you guys go ahead and yeah, okay,
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: never mind, Yeah, you just do. Yeah, you guys, carry on.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: While you're looking that up. We might as well tell
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: everybody goodbye. I just looked at the clock for the
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: first time, and we can wrap this up. We're all
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: gonna go buy. Plus, it's free one to three day delivery.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: If you spend more than fifty nine bucks, use code
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: cyber twenty four at the time of the recording. You'll
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: save even more. There you go. I'm so erect wrecked them,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: damn near killed them.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: So you can literally take them, warm them up with
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: your hands and shape them around your and show them
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: to your wife.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: Oh god, she's her tongue is gonna look like mine.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: And that is some free relationship advice brought to you
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: by Stay Out of My Fridge.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: You can also do the same with the fruit roll
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: up ooh, she's gonna be saying stay out them up stop.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: Going to make it never a double moment. There's one
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: bit that you have to do it every show. I apologize, no, i'm'll.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Probably leave that one in.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: I'll leave it in.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Why not? But either way, I can't thank you guys enough.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: We'll be back next week. You've been Brandon. Keep your
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: sticks on the ice.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: Goodbye Bye.