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Whackhead Prank: Hush little baby, please don't cry! · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Crank car from Daring Wackhead something that six exclusive to
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  Speaker 1: KFM mornings.
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  Speaker 2: All right, here we go, let's cause a little bit
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  Speaker 2: of chaos.
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  Speaker 3: What did you do today? Ah? So this guy is.
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  Speaker 2: So his car has been towed. All right, so his car,
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  Speaker 2: his car broke down. He wasn't in an accident, just
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  Speaker 2: a breakdown. And you know, if you are getting towed,
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  Speaker 2: the best thing is a flatbed.
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  Speaker 3: If you drive a.
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  Speaker 2: Fancy car, they'll tell you a flat bed. Don't toe
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  Speaker 2: it like on two wheels. Okay, all right, So which
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  Speaker 2: is a you know, it's a bit of a prose.
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  Speaker 2: They're gonna be careful getting the car up on the
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  Speaker 2: flat bed. So they get the car up on the
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  Speaker 2: flat bed. Great lackly you wait at Kuba, see you later.
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  Speaker 2: They take it to the yard. At the yard, what
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  Speaker 2: like legit happens is when they're offloading the car, they
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  Speaker 2: dropped it. No okay, it was like a whole off drop,
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  Speaker 2: not a full drop.
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  Speaker 3: No, man, they weren't being gentle. That was your one job.
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  Speaker 2: A cable snapped. Cable snapped, you know, so unforeseen. So
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  Speaker 2: so this happens. So now he knows about this. So
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  Speaker 2: now there's there's a repair that needs to happen. There's
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  Speaker 2: so so now I'm phoning him from the from the
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  Speaker 2: towing company.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So obviously he's irritated by you.
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  Speaker 2: So obviously he's acid already. All right, you have wrecked
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  Speaker 2: my car. Okay, So let's go in hard and fast.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, it's a Tony from yes Tony.
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  Speaker 2: We just need to settle what's going to happen here
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  Speaker 2: with the car, because obviously there's a repair that needs
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  Speaker 2: to happen.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Why why what is my involvement in the repair. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not responsible for what happens to the car. But it's
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  Speaker 1: your car, yes, which you will pay for to get sick,
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  Speaker 1: you fash, It's not me.
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  Speaker 3: You're a classic case of not reading the fine print.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so it's okay if you drop my car and
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  Speaker 1: then armored sixers, so you can basically just stub anyone's
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  Speaker 1: property and it's completely non liable for.
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  Speaker 2: Its Look, I'll make a compromise here with you. We
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  Speaker 2: are prepared to pay for the little incident that happened yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: We'll pay for that. But when it came off the
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  Speaker 2: back of the flatbed, that's all you.
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  Speaker 1: What little incident happened.
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  Speaker 3: Yesterday, didn't George tell you?
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  Speaker 1: No? Explain to me? So twice you damaged my vehicle?
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  Speaker 1: Is that what you're telling me, Tony?
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  Speaker 2: Yesterday what happened was the forklift driver he bumped the
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  Speaker 2: into the room. So it looks like that the brake
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  Speaker 2: disc got damaged, the room got damaged.
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  Speaker 1: Your company level is unplayable, you know that, Tony. It
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  Speaker 1: is unbelievable what you are going to get away with
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  Speaker 1: or what you think you're going to get away with
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  Speaker 1: me or me, because I'm not to let you toe
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  Speaker 1: my car and you dropped it because it's well, you
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  Speaker 1: think you're untouchable.
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  Speaker 2: I'll make something else go wrong with your car if
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  Speaker 2: you just don't shut up right now?
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  Speaker 1: Is it? Are you saying that's fantastic?
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  Speaker 2: Orry?
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm recording this call. So you just strettened to
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  Speaker 1: make something else go wrong with my car?
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  Speaker 3: No, I didn't that what you did?
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  Speaker 4: You did it?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't. What did I say? You?
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  Speaker 1: I don't shut up? I'll make something else go wrong.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have that recorded?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: I do?
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  Speaker 3: No, you only you only started recording after that?
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  Speaker 1: You only started No, No, I've been recording the whole
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  Speaker 1: phone call. But no, no, no, no, no no, but you
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  Speaker 1: just made a direct swiss against my property. Now my
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  Speaker 1: car is being damaged twice, not one, and you're flittening
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  Speaker 1: me and you are making a swet.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what my nickname is? Before you want
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  Speaker 2: to get all heavy with me?
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  Speaker 1: What's your nickname?
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  Speaker 3: My name is Tony Paloni?
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  Speaker 1: And why is that Tony?
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  Speaker 3: Because I will crush you and grind you into a
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  Speaker 3: little pink paste.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so you've made another threat to me. First she
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  Speaker 1: threaded my car. Now you're threatening me.
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  Speaker 3: Do you want to be on somebody sandwich?
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  Speaker 1: I'd like to deal with George. I should give my
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  Speaker 1: car dropped off tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: Baby, Please don't cry.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, Tony the poloney.
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  Speaker 3: Tell me something. How do you like your polony with you?
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  Speaker 3: Or tomato sauce?
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  Speaker 4: Tony?
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  Speaker 1: Just get George to phoney. That's all I'm asking of you.
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  Speaker 1: End the conversation. Hello, now everything me again? Sorry? Bro?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? So what was it all about?
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  Speaker 1: Well he phoned me and started speaking to him. We
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  Speaker 1: need to sort this out. But only did they drop
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  Speaker 1: my car off when coming off and then told me
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  Speaker 1: to shut up because there's nickname is Tony the polony
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  Speaker 1: and you'll crush me. And also because I said to him, oh,
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  Speaker 1: did you just threat to my vehicle? Don't worry, I'm
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  Speaker 1: recording this call. No, no, you're not. You're only recording
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  Speaker 1: it now because not only did they drop my car,
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  Speaker 1: I drove a forklift into it into the what Yeah, no, man,
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  Speaker 1: you're joking. Yeah, so that's the guy's name. His name's
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  Speaker 1: Tony and his nickname is Tony Baloney. So obviously that's
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  Speaker 1: I think she's a big man here in the industry.
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  Speaker 3: Hello is this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Russell here from Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What's your problem?
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  Speaker 1: Don't need to be constructing me for no reason.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, my name is Russell the Muscle.
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  Speaker 4: You will Russell the Muscle.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on. I want you to speak to somebody else.
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  Speaker 3: Just hold on Hello.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: This is Brent. Yes, Brent, This is Brent the Dent.
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  Speaker 3: You are Brent the Dent, not the Bent, Brent the Dent,
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  Speaker 3: Brent the Dent. That's right.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I noticed your tone has changed significantly, Mabe.
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  Speaker 4: My tone has changed because all I want to do
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  Speaker 4: is get my call back.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let me let me put you onto one other guy.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on hello, Hello, Yes, it's wacked here.
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  Speaker 4: It's not Tony. I really want to just give my carmack,
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  Speaker 4: but thankful making my often more preasible