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Fred Stoller - Ep 597 · What's Up Fool? Podcast

• 0:30
  Speaker 1: What's up, Fool Podcast? What's up, everybody? What's up, Fool Podcast?
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  Speaker 1: It's here. We're back. We're live. If you're watching us live,
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  Speaker 1: don't forget to subscribe and like. We've been doing this
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  Speaker 1: a long time now, man. It's about time we got paid. So, man,
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: if you're not on the pay subscribe, what's a full podcast?
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: If you're watching us, if you're not on the subscribe page,
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: you're going to watch me interview Brian Callen on the
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  Speaker 1: on the page that you pay. And if you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to me on the regular free YouTube page where it's
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  Speaker 1: always been free, we're gonna interview Fred Stoller. We got
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  Speaker 1: Fred Stoller.
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  Speaker 2: But I would pay anything to listen to anything with
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  Speaker 2: Brian Callen. Just kidding. I'm the opposite of kidding with that.
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  Speaker 2: I start off with negativity. I'll shut up.
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  Speaker 1: So we got Fred Stoller right here, man.
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  Speaker 3: Woo!
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  Speaker 2: All right, one more Brian Callen.
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  Speaker 1: We got Martina Rizzo right here.
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  Speaker 3: What's up, guys? I've been taking a lot of biotin, bro.
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  Speaker 1: So how you been, man? How's that testosterone going?
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  Speaker 3: It's good. I'm transitioning, bro.
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: Me too, man. I got this. I've been using this
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: hair growing herbal essence or hair grow. And, bro, it
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  Speaker 1: grew out of hand, bro, but it's pubic hair. Oh, boy.
• 1:57
  Speaker 3: You got the hair transplant, but with pubis.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, it is pubic hair, bro.
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  Speaker 3: It's shit.
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  Speaker 1: It, like, as soon as it gets hot, sunny, it
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  Speaker 1: gets hard.
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  Speaker 2: It gets hard.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 3: Like a Brillo pad, homie.
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  Speaker 1: So this is how it look, dog.
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  Speaker 3: That looks, dude, that looks so natural, man. That looks actually,
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  Speaker 3: my shit looks like I'll fucking, yeah, like, if I
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  Speaker 3: was in jail, bro, it'd be over, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Over. But without that wig, you'd be the tough guy there.
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  Speaker 3: No, like, without the wig, it'd be over, but with
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  Speaker 3: this wig, it'd be super over, you know?
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  Speaker 1: Like, yeah. He looked like that cousin you have that
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  Speaker 1: he makes the same face every time you make him
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  Speaker 1: go to church. Like you don't believe in God.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, man.
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  Speaker 3: Did you see that video about the priest that passed
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  Speaker 3: away because the Jesus fell on him?
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't watch it.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see that?
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  Speaker 2: I saw the thing, but I heard what it was,
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  Speaker 2: but I didn't stick around to watch the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you watch it right now? Because I haven't
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  Speaker 1: watched it. I just saw that. I thought it was
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  Speaker 1: a joke.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was AI, but it was real, dude.
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  Speaker 1: That's sad.
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  Speaker 3: That's why I don't go to church, man. I feel
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  Speaker 3: like that can happen.
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  Speaker 2: That's why.
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  Speaker 1: Now you know that that parish was not using the
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  Speaker 1: money they collect every Sunday to do... alterations on the church.
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  Speaker 3: An Ecuadorian priest tragically died after a massive wooden crucifix
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  Speaker 3: fell on top of him.
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  Speaker 1: We have an expert on this right here in the back, engineer. Isaac,
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  Speaker 1: what did Kramer say when he looked up?
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  Speaker 3: Tricio Alfredo Sanchez Molinari was crushed by the collapse of Christ.
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  Speaker 1: Remember the episode of Seinfeld where Kramer looks up and
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  Speaker 1: sees a wire and he goes, oh man, you got
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  Speaker 1: to fix this wire or you could look up. This
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  Speaker 1: thing could blow any minute.
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  Speaker 3: Tragically died.
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  Speaker 1: Did you know the setup, bro? Did Jesus really want
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  Speaker 1: to get this guy? Maybe.
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  Speaker 3: Who knows? I mean, I don't know. I don't assume.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe he touched people.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, dude.
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  Speaker 1: He passed away?
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  Speaker 3: He passed away? I didn't know that. I was all laughing.
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  Speaker 2: He died to death.
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  Speaker 3: He died?
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  Speaker 2: Died to death.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. You know what's the ironic part is they didn't
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  Speaker 3: nail the Jesus perfectly onto the wall. They sure nailed
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  Speaker 3: Jesus perfectly. You know what I mean? They didn't nail
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  Speaker 3: him good.
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  Speaker 2: You mean there was something wrong with the way it
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  Speaker 2: was nailed?
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  Speaker 3: He wasn't nailed good.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. It fell. That's what happened. It wasn't
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  Speaker 2: nailed good.
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  Speaker 3: They should have nailed Jesus to the wall, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Nailed it better. Wow, man.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine the guy that... His kid?
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  Speaker 3: Avenge him?
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  Speaker 1: Who put it together, man. He put it somewhere going.
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  Speaker 1: I needed one more nail.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, I thought he survived. No, but dude. That's like
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  Speaker 3: a big old fucking... That's like porcelain. What is that
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  Speaker 3: made out of?
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  Speaker 2: Like... You're looking at the wrong guy. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: any of this.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what anything's going on. This is the
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  Speaker 1: guy who.
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  Speaker 3: Nailed them, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, you're Jewish. Yeah, but I don't know any
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  Speaker 2: Jewish stuff.
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  Speaker 1: He's the one that said, what do you want, Barabbas?
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  Speaker 2: Look at.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, it's fake.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's real, dude. It's on the news.
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  Speaker 1: And it was a live one, huh? They were on live?
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  Speaker 3: They were on kick, bro, live. Jesus. No, they're fucking
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  Speaker 3: sending money, bro. Send money for the funeral, man. He
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  Speaker 3: was streaming, bro. He's like the first priest streamer, bro.
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  Speaker 3: That's so sad. He died live.
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  Speaker 2: And it makes you realize how many priests get killed
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  Speaker 2: that aren't on videos. You know, you just see this one,
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  Speaker 2: but there are so many getting killed every day that
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  Speaker 2: you don't see live on the stream.
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  Speaker 1: He must have said, if I am guilty, strike me now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's funny. It's crazy because if he was like a
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  Speaker 3: little bit to the left or a little bit to
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  Speaker 3: the right, he could have survived, you know, maybe like
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  Speaker 3: a fucked up shoulder. But imagine having like a.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm not laughing at the tragedy. This is really scientific.
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  Speaker 1: It is, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Just a shoulder, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine the lady Guadalupe following.
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  Speaker 1: You, bro. Either way, he nailed it.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Someone's asking, am I Pee Wee Herman? I guess that's
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  Speaker 2: the best intro I ever had. Oh, it's not the
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  Speaker 2: intro yet.
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  Speaker 1: Be quiet. I wasn't an altar boy that day, bro.
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  Speaker 1: That nail would have took me out too.
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  Speaker 3: Did they still went with church after that?
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  Speaker 2: Did they resume? That's a good question.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy, huh, man? Wow. You're supposed to marry me
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  Speaker 1: this Sunday. Sorry, babe.
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  Speaker 3: We can't get married.
• 6:51
  Speaker 2: What's up, fool?
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  Speaker 1: We got Fred Stoller right here, man. Here's a brand
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  Speaker 1: new book, baby. Fred Stoller's World of Wonders.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. If anyone wants to subscribe to my YouTube where
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  Speaker 2: you see how we put it together on our YouTube
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  Speaker 2: channel with Cody, this great animator illustrator i don't know
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  Speaker 2: is there a camera.
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  Speaker 1: Is it right there that's okay we.
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  Speaker 2: Even have the story where when i'd hang out with
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  Speaker 2: norm kidnapped by norm where you couldn't hang out with
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  Speaker 2: him in moderation and it has cartoons and stuff so
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  Speaker 2: i'm plugging i'm plugging cocksucker yes yes this is my
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  Speaker 2: plug please follow me on my youtube fred stoler thing
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  Speaker 2: or It's on Amazon. Fred Stoller's World of One. There's
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  Speaker 2: a first issue of our little illustrated storybook.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, this is cool.
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  Speaker 2: I plugged. I did my best. Norm MacDonald, whatever happened there?
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  Speaker 2: There's a documentary now. Have you seen the documentary or
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  Speaker 2: you haven't seen it?
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  Speaker 3: I want to. It looks good. I'm backed up on it.
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  Speaker 2: You're backed up?
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  Speaker 3: I'm backed up on documentary. And I mean, also like
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  Speaker 3: I haven't been shitting, but I'm backed up on documentaries.
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  Speaker 1: I've been. Everybody's talking about the Elizabeth Holmes documentary.
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  Speaker 3: I thought people were talking about the Elon Musk documentary
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  Speaker 3: where he keeps messaging women and they're like, do you
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  Speaker 3: want to have, do you want, he's like, do you
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  Speaker 3: want to have my baby? And they're like, yes.
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, I'm confused. This is Norm.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Elon Musk.
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  Speaker 1: Elon Gold. What?
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  Speaker 2: Elon Gold.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, wait.
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  Speaker 2: Elizabeth Holmes. I don't know this Nathan Lane or Nathan
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  Speaker 2: Fielder thing. Now, who is she?
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  Speaker 1: I was on the radio, you know, and I'm there
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  Speaker 1: just to promote my comedy show. So I'm just like,
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  Speaker 1: he's just fucking up promoting his book. I was on
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  Speaker 1: this radio show just promoting, trying to promote my comedy show.
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  Speaker 1: So they start talking about the Elizabeth Holmes documentary, and
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  Speaker 1: I had no idea who that is. So I got
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  Speaker 1: to make it funny, bro. So I said, who's that?
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  Speaker 1: Elizabeth Holmes? Is that the story about the girl who
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  Speaker 1: talks about her father, who the famous adult actor named
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  Speaker 1: John Holmes? I just threw up the whole interview, bro.
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  Speaker 1: And I said it in front of a movie critic.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 2: When I did stand-up, I was in San Antonio, Texas.
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  Speaker 2: And they make you do these radio shows to promote it.
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  Speaker 2: No one ever came to a show because I did
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  Speaker 2: a radio thing in the morning, people driving to work.
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  Speaker 2: And I just said, you know, I don't know much
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  Speaker 2: about country western. I know Kenny Rogers, the gambler, he
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  Speaker 2: broke even. That's not bad. He broke even. It could
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  Speaker 2: be worse. I'd get this guy out of here. And
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  Speaker 2: they complained. They said, he laid an egg in the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Who is this guy? And so I bombed like I'm
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  Speaker 2: bombing here.
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  Speaker 3: What club did you perform in in San Antonio?
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  Speaker 2: It was so long ago. I remember that.
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  Speaker 1: The club was in a mall, right?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it was in a mall. Man, it
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  Speaker 2: was so long ago.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody said Southside San Antonio.
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  Speaker 2: I remember doing my.
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  Speaker 2: So there was someone in the audience. What's worse than
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  Speaker 2: being heckled is they're talking. They're being heckled. You go, hey,
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  Speaker 2: and they applaud. But if only you hear them You
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: look like a mental patient going, hey, shut up. You
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  Speaker 2: guys hear that? Yeah. You know what I mean? Because
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  Speaker 2: you're the villain for like– so I said– That's a fact.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I said, could you tell the security if they don't
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  Speaker 2: shut up, they're kicked out. He interpreted that as kick
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  Speaker 2: them out.
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  Speaker 1: Damn.
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  Speaker 2: So I look like I'm randomly going– I never really
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: ran into anti-Semitism until that week in Texas. where someone
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  Speaker 2: screamed out, you're doing a good job, Mr.
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  Speaker 1: Jew.
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  Speaker 2: Mr. Jew, would you get your nose job? And I
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  Speaker 2: thought Jews, I didn't know we were a minority growing
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  Speaker 2: up in Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn, you know. We were the
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  Speaker 2: bad Jews because we didn't go to, you know, temple.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't know anything. So I said, all right, tell
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  Speaker 2: them if they're not quiet, they get kicked out. He said,
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  Speaker 2: get out. And one of them was on crutches. So
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  Speaker 2: it looked like I arbitrarily kicked out a crippled woman
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  Speaker 2: and they're booing me. And, and then, uh, I was
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  Speaker 2: trying to get them back. And, and then when someone
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  Speaker 2: screamed at him, if you were on Arsenio, how come
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  Speaker 2: you could do that? But you can't do this, which
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't on Arsenio. And, and, uh, so then I
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  Speaker 2: walked off the stage and they were going to fire me.
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: So the manager was trying to figure out what I
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  Speaker 2: did wrong. He goes, don't do those thrill seeker jokes.
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: Cause you antagonize them thinking you're a bad-ass. The thrill-seeker
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  Speaker 2: jokes was, I drank milk that expired yesterday. You heard
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  Speaker 2: me right. I don't care. So he thought I was
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  Speaker 2: bullying them. All right. No one's following this story.
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  Speaker 3: And you were doing a whole weekend?
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  Speaker 2: I talked them into saying that's an anomaly. Anomaly, Rasa.
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  Speaker 3: Word of the day, guys.
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: So I don't miss the road. But when I opened
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  Speaker 2: for Felipe, that was so good. Because they were there
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  Speaker 2: to see Felipe. And all the things we did, they
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: all looked like a McDonald's. Every one of them. Every improv.
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  Speaker 2: They had the same stupid hallway where there's a picture
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  Speaker 2: of David Tell. You know what I mean? The same
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  Speaker 2: back room.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a Chuck E. Cheese.
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  Speaker 3: Very corporate, for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. I guess that was a more concise way of
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  Speaker 2: saying what I was. They were all in the same mall. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: the improv.
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  Speaker 3: Most of the improvs are in malls, right? Kind of.
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  Speaker 3: Most of them are shopping centers.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out to Johnny, man. He's listening and watching his part.
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  Speaker 2: Shout out to someone who's listening.
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  Speaker 1: He's listening from New Zealand right now.
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  Speaker 3: Whoa.
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  Speaker 2: Whoa.
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  Speaker 1: Hey. Tell him, bro.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: This is on Amazon. Someone said they bought it. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Send those to all the Maoris, mate.
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  Speaker 2: Too many big words. I remember I was like.
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  Speaker 1: Not enough pictures. Somebody said about that book.
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  Speaker 2: I thought I was doing good. And this is a
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  Speaker 2: long time ago. Someone screamed out, Lorena Bobbitt. That was
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  Speaker 2: Lorena about to cut off her husband's dick. So meaning
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  Speaker 2: they were being, give me suggestions. What you're doing is good,
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: but can you talk about dicks being cut off? They're
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  Speaker 2: suggesting that now too. I'm going to shut off.
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  Speaker 3: She was the first one to do a transsexual operation, bro.
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  Speaker 1: You think if that would have happened right now, you
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  Speaker 1: would see like a million more memes and people doing
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  Speaker 1: it on stage?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, if she were to cut a dick now?
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  Speaker 1: If someone were to do exactly what Renna Bobby did
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  Speaker 1: right now.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Or if it happened right now.
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  Speaker 3: There'd be challenges on TikTok, bro.
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  Speaker 1: The Renna Bobby challenge?
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  Speaker 3: There'd be like fucking like dances, right? There'd be like
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  Speaker 3: a whole bunch of memes.
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 1: Or there'd be like somebody driving and then throwing a
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  Speaker 1: hot dog out the window or something.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, there'd be, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She threw it out the window. They found it. They
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: showed it back on.
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  Speaker 3: And he became a porn star, right?
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: He did, I think, or Octomom was a good porn career,
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  Speaker 2: I remember. Very random. I was talking to someone about
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: Welcome Back, Carter. I don't remember where or why, but
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: I guess what happened to Horshack, and he fought Screech
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: in Celebrity Boxing, which is sad. Screech, how much? And
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: I remember Manute Bowl boxed Willie in the refrigerator, Perry.
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  Speaker 2: Do you remember Manute Bowl?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the fridge. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Boxing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, maybe.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not, you know, I'm not big enough to get on.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: If you were to do a celebrity boxing, who would you, like, fight?
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Andy Kindler.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: Andy Kindler?
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just kidding.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: Brian Callen. You know, all right, this is a true
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: Brian Callen story.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: I saw, I got confused. I saw Brian Cranston in
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  Speaker 2: the street, and I spit at him. I think it
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: was Brian Callen. I said, you get me so sick.
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  Speaker 2: And I'll, I'll. You see how I got confused?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But it really was Brian Callen, a good guy.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: I'm bad-mouthing a guy that people have to pay extra
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: on Patreon, and I'm bad-mouthing the great Brian Callen. You
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  Speaker 2: really had him on?
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Who?
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Brian Callen?
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  Speaker 1: Howie?
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute. Am I losing my mind in the beginning?
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: Who were you pushing, saying you pay extra, you get
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: to see?
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  Speaker 3: Brian Callen, but you said Brian Cranston, who, fun fact,
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: was also on Seinfeld, and you were on Seinfeld.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: So it's like the six degrees of separation.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So you saw Breaking Bad, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: I like how when they had Better Call Saul, which
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: was eight years later, and we're not supposed to notice
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: that Mike is like 90 now, and it's supposed to
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: be before Breaking Bad.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'll never work for Vince Gilligan, even though I
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: was never going to work for him.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: Hey, man, that's the Irishman in that episode.
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  Speaker 3: I was thinking that. The way he's fucking kicking.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. That's probably the worst.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: They give him platforms or... Robert De Niro, remember? He's
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: supposed to be himself.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: When he beats up that guy outside that store with
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: his daughter, how is he supposed to be?
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: He's supposed to be... He dyed his hair. He looks like.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: What's it called? Better Call Sal was a prequel.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Look, the Irishman.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: This is a flashback.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: De Niro, he's supposed to be like 20, 30 years
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: old here.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: He's like kicking the way.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: It's like when Creed dyed his hair, remember, in the office?
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: But look at the way he's kicking. He's scared to trip, bro.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: He's kind of like Pops. Yeah.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: If I ever see Brian Callen, that's what I'm going
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: to do. I'm just kidding.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: I'm just making nonsense. Hey, hey, bro. Hey.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: Bro, do you see the hesitation?
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Was that Sherman Hemsley next to it in that thing?
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: I was in on that.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Hey, bro.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: This was literally 15 years before he got his girl pregnant, bro.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Facts.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: What's with Al Pacino and De Niro?
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Bro, Al Pacino just had another baby, bro.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Why do they like to have kids at the 80s?
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Is it a machismo thing?
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: It has to be.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know. What's the way for your baby to
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: come out? What's the way for their baby? Little Freddy Stoller, bro.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: I mean, Little Freddy Stoller Kruger, bro.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: He had a stroke during the filming of it.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Who did?
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: De Niro?
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: Someone commented that. I could be wrong. Martin Sheen had
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: a heart attack during filming Apocalypse Now.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Did you ever see that?
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: No, that's a Vietnam movie.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: It's a great one. I worked with Charlie Sheen on
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: a show, Anger Management. And I got to say, Charlie
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Sheen was very professional, knew his lines. And we were
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: reciting the lines from Apocalypse Now. You know, his greatest
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: movie in the world, man.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: So he was doing a couple of now? Quotes.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Me and him were going back and forth.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: In the regular, in the show, Anger Management? No, no, no.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Just hanging out back. Oh. You know, I love the
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: apocalypse now. I saw it a lot. And all right,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying smoke cigarettes. But he was like, you know,
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: on sound stages 20 years, no one smokes cigarettes. They're
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: doing Charlie Sheen's hair and he's smoking a cigarette. And
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: I said, you know, I don't think cigarettes are cool,
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: but you're cool like the old Sammy Davis Jr. Dean
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Martin thing. He exudes that coolness, Charlie Sheen.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: He's oozing that out.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: I said that to him. He goes, thanks, man. And
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: I told him, I know Norm MacDonald. He goes, oh,
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: he's borderline genius, man. He almost won... the million dollars
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: on who wants to be a millionaire. That's my Charlie
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Sheen impression, which the only impression I could do is
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Jamie Masada. Yo, man, we got to see the laughs.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Laugh factory.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Hey, buddy.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: Hey, buzzy.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: All these voting commercials.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: I could do a Charlie Sheen impression.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Hey, how's it going?
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Hey, how's it going, guys? Oh, yeah, he talks a lot.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Don't call me Carlos.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Don't call me Carlos. Don't call me Carlos Estevez. Did
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: you know a guy back in the day, Rick Avelis?
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Roches, how you doing?
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: He was in Ghost, and he was in Carlito's Way.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: Is he the Puerto Rican that dies because of the shards?
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: He sharted?
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: What?
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. The shards.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Remember?
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: And the Puerto Rican guy, the bad guy?
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Where the glass falls on him at the end of
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: the movie?
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: You mean from the priest?
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: No, he's a black dude. He's the one that kills him.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: The Puerto Rican guy, right?
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: From Ghost?
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: He kills Patrick Swayze.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: And he was in Carlitos' way, like they're playing pool
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: in the beginning.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I thought.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you didn't know your boss died today.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: He was a great guy.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Carlitos, we're going to bring this guy. Yeah.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: He was a great character.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Did you know him personally?
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: I knew him, yeah. I knew him from the New
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: York comedy. One time, I bumped into him.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Rick Aviles, bro. His sister's an actress, too. Shy girl, Ann.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Mi Vida Loca.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: Damn. Wait, he was a stand-up comic?
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: I was a stand-up comic. You wouldn't know it from this.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: I know you, but the Puerto Rican homie from Ghost.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Wait, he was a stand-up or I was?
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Both of you guys, right?
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. He did street comedy with Charlie Burnett.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: He hosted Apollo.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did street comedy. Hey, everyone come around. And yeah,
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: he was playing good bad guys. You know, Louie Guzman,
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: I remember the first time I saw him, he was
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: in a movie with Nick Nolte called Q & A,
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: and he played a real bad guy. But yeah. All right,
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: here's a story why I brought up Louie Guzman. I
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: just did the same thing.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: So you know all those guys from the Lower East Side?
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Charlie Barnett, one time I did a job in New
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Jersey with him where, you know, they pick you up
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: and he goes, just drop me off here. It was
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: like Avenue D and he was getting drugs. So he
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: just got, you know, in the worst area and he goes,
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: I got to show him crazy. That won't bother me.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: And he started screaming when he got let out. Did
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: you know who Charlie Barnett was?
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, comedian. Yeah. DC cab.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he, what happened was, and I don't take credit
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: for Eddie Murphy getting Saturday Night Live. He would have
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: got it anyway, but When we were in Florida, he
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: was doing the comic strip in Fort Lauderdale right before
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: he got SNL, me and Eddie Murphy. I said, you know,
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: they hired the black guy for Saturday Night Live, Charlie Barnett,
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: but he got fired because he couldn't read. He couldn't
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: read cue cards. So I said, they need a black guy.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: But he would have got it anyway. But maybe Eddie
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Murphy should give me some money because I helped him
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: get SNL. I'm just saying he could.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: So you called Eddie Murphy and told him they're looking
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: for somebody?
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: I didn't call him. We were working in Fort Lauderdale.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: You suggested it.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: So I said, hey, I heard they fired this guy
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: because he, I guess assuming they needed a black guy.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: But he was the, yeah, and they fired him because
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: he couldn't read. He was illiterate, Charlie Barnett. Wow. I
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: think he would have found dead anyway. Eddie Murphy was destined. Yeah,
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: I knew him when he was 18 and he was
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: doing like a Beretta impression of Robert Blake, I don't
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: mean the murdering part.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: What impersonation can you do? You do a dice man?
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: I could do, did you see me in Joe Dirt?
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, you showed us a clip last time, right? You
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: were the.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Chemistry class. I could do Christopher. Shut up, you hard-on. No.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: I do impressions of other people doing impressions.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: No.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: It's Joe Dirt. I'm not a good impressionist. I'm showing.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: When I was in high school, I remember watching you
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: on Drake and Josh, bro. We talked about it last time.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: You're the vendor with the iPads.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the foam finger.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: The foam finger. Dude, I wanted to be an actor
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: after that. Or sell foams at the stadium.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: I inspired this guy. Wow.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: You're the Padres. You worked at the Padres stadium in
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: the show.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Bobbleheads.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: Because in the show, it's set in San Diego.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, is that where you're from?
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, bud.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: That was a big fan of San Diego.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: What other impressions could I do? I could do Melfi
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: from The Sopranos. Tony, do you think you have anxiety
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: issues with your mother? That's Melfi from The Sopranos. Do
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: you guys ever do the Donnie Darko Felipe commentary? I
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: can't answer that.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: What's up, fool? We got fucking Martin Rizzo right here, bro.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I missed your haircut, bro. You cut it again, huh?
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: No, no, fool. It's growing in now, finally. I cut it.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: It was shorter from the back.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: It is shorter from the back.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: You're a figure skater now.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Figure skater.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: You're trying out for the Olympics, bro.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: A Russian gymnast?
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: For the fucking Olympics. For the Southgate figure skating team, bro.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: There's no ice there, bro.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait. So I didn't make you watch.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: You weren't inspired.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: By me on Drake and Josh to be an actor,
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: not me.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: I was inspired by Drake and Josh, but you're like
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: a bonus on the show.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: I helped the inspiration.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: But yeah, but that was a good episode, the foam finger.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: The thing at the night at the Roxbury haircut, bro.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Where is love?
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Chris Kattan.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Don't hurt me no more.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Baby, don't hurt me.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: No more. Rick looks like a K-pop demon hunter.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: So what's up, man? You a Golden State Warrior fan now?
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: I got this at a yard sale for $ 2. So you're.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Not from the Bay?
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: No, no. It's a hat I'm wearing. I tried wearing
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: your Felipe thing and your hat, but it looks too
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: much like Starbucks, and they got mad in this coffee place.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: They kicked me out. They said, hey, we're at mom
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: and pop coffee place. Stop wearing the Starbucks hat. I go, no,
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: it's Felipe. You got to look close. You know what
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: hat I'm talking about?
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Do you do a lot of conventions?
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, I had the worst convention. I had one. I'll
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: never do it again.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Which one was it?
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: Handy Mandy and all that stuff, right?
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Well, it's so.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Mickey Mouse.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: I thought stand-up comedy was Mickey Mouse amateur hour where, hey,
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: you already got your drink coupon that looks like a
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: ski bowl ticket you won. You know what I mean?
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: I love those drink tickets.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, I was at the ice house and I go,
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: I didn't get my drink coupon. You got yours. Like
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: I'm some scam artist trying to get free drinks.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: A scam artist trying to get.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, I want a cranberry juice. I'm not
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: some guy pretending I got drink coupons to get another drink.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: But you know what?
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: There are a lot of people like that.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, these... What are they called? Grifters? When I started stand-up,
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: we didn't call anyone grifters. Now every... It's usually you
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: try to get in a sitcom, you try writing, you
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: try this, but now everyone's grifting like me. Please buy this. No.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: And there's no grift with this. It's entertaining. So, okay.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: So I did this place in Tennessee and this guy saying,
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: you know, you're supposed to get a guarantee, you know, because, oh,
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: this is a big one. It's new. So they can't,
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: they're not giving anyone guarantees. So I said, all right,
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: all right, let's see what happens. And then I should
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: have got out right away because I had to take
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: three planes back someplace in Tennessee and And there was
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: no one there, and it was a disaster. And I'm saying, oh, yeah,
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: there's no guarantees. Eddie Deason, you know who he is?
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: He's from Greece. He goes, I got a guarantee. So
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: they were lying, and all right.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: And did you do radio for that weekend, too?
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: No.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: What is that?
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: That's the problem, brother.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: You didn't do any radios. When I opened for Norm MacDonald...
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: He asked me to say, how many people came here
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: because they heard us on the radio? No one cheered.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: So what they would make, when I opened for Norm,
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: they would make us do morning radios, even though his
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: shows were sold out, so just to plug the club
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: in general. They didn't need it. Yeah. It was like
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Norm plugging the club.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Morning radio is crazy. It's 5 in the morning, and
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: you've got to pretend to be so energetic. It's crazy, dude.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: As opposed to this.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: So what happened when, talk about one of the times
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: where you got kidnapped by Norm MacDonald.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: That's in the book. There's a story called Kidnapped by Norm. Well,
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: you see, back when I used to hang out with him,
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: there wasn't Uber then. And so his partner who helped
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: him out would say, hey, we're going to come pick
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: you up. So then you'd hang out with him and
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: you just couldn't go home. You're playing every board game
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: and he'd get mad if you won. So he had
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: to prove he could beat you seven times in a row.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Or you just watch movie after movie, which is fun.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: What movies?
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: He loved like Turner Classics, like Slapshot. He loved these.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Do you know Slapshot? No, no. Oh, that had the
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Hanson brothers. You look like one of them. Put on
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: the Hanson brothers from Slapshot.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Because you're a blonde. You look like a handsome brother.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: You look like that guy over there.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Holy shit, dude. Yeah, kind of. Umbop, homie.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: He loved that movie.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: That's Earl Skakel.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: That was Norm. Oh, he got mad because.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: That was a good movie, though. I finally saw it
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: last year in a plane. It's pretty good. This movie
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: right here, it's what... Major League is, but the hockey version.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Norm was from Canada, big hockey guy. So he would
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: put on, he would, you would suggest a movie and
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: he'd go, this is shit. He, if you suggested anything,
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: he'd say, yeah, this is, but he, and if he
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: thought you didn't like it, you'd have to watch three
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: more movies. So, so one time, like, I'd hang out
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: with him and he didn't drive, but Laurie, his producing partner,
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: would drive him everywhere and we'd hang out and So
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: one time, hey, let's look at houses. Norm, you should
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: buy a house. And I go, I want to go home. No,
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: you got to hang out with us. We're driving from
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: house to house. I want to go home. So I said,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: let's look at the one at Crescent Heights. That looks
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: like a good one. All right. And I tricked them because...
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: It was right by my apartment. So I got out
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: of the red light. You fucker. You know, I'm running out.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: You fucking son of a bitch. Get the fuck back here.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: You fucking better hang out with this fucker. And so
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: that's the story, hanging out with Norm. So he would
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: he would like you have to watch something there's a
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: lot of people they say a thing with anxiety is
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: when you get older Norm was like that you only
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: want to watch movies you saw already because you know
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: they'll be good you can't even deal with the anxiety
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: of that that might not be good.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: Because you know the ending already like you know yes
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: you know the outcome ready so I've heard about that
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: that's what people watch A lot of friends, you know,
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: before they go to sleep or Simpsons.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: You know what I watch a lot? You know, it's
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: a comfort thing to me. I'm not into streaming shows.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: I like movies. And every streaming show, it's the same thing.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Jon Hamm, he's good looking. He's rich. He screws women.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: It's some stupid show. And I like Law and Order
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: because they're not trying to, oh, the kid was molested
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: and the backstory. It's just so straightforward. Someone's murdered. go
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: to the grocery store, and then go there. You know
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: what I mean? I like Law & Order. Once I'm
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: watching the first... There's a formula.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: And it's all tied up in one episode, you know,
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: and not like a streaming thing. So once I'm watching
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: the first three minutes of Law & Order, I can't
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: not keep watching it. I've got to stay with it.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: You know the comedian Godfrey?
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: The Yorkburg. Yeah, black guy. He does a great impression
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: of how bad iced tea is. Now I'm being demanding.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Could you put up Godfrey doing iced tea in Law
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: and Order? It's, yeah.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you said Mr. T.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Bumba Claude.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: Talk all the beats, the original. The original selector. Yeah, boy,
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: give me that good shot.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Give me that good shot, Bobby Lee.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: In my day, you didn't have comedians with arms this big.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: No, but the comedians weren't buff.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: No, everyone's arm is this big as a comedian. What's
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: your Ice Cube impression?
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: I remember doing a show with Godfrey like 15 years
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: ago at the Laugh Factory in Rialto. There was a
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Laugh Factory at the San Manuel Casino back then.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I did it.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Dude, it was crazy. There'd be people gambling watching you.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: At the Laugh Factory in San... And then I see
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: them and find me like this.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: I see me like this. Yo, we found him dead.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: Right in the middle of his podcast. Looks like that's
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: his last episode.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: You guys got the kung kung? I know. Okay, wait.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Find, find, I want you to, they have it.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: Find the Law & Order transitional music.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Well, it's a little sound bite or whatever.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Ready? Ready? Okay. All right, ready?
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Looks like they found him in his podcast.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: He was dead.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: Looks like that's going to be his last episode.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: Looks like his microphone wasn't on when he heard the bullets. Yeah,
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: that's pretty sad.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: He was a comedian.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: I guess that was his last punchline.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: But the reason you like Law and Order because basically
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: everything concludes in one episode.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: It does not leave. I found some of these streaming
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: shows so contrived. They hook you with some stupid contrivance
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: and you got to keep watching it. And movies, I
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: like the pace. It's not like everything is A ridiculous coincidence.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: It's all in one thing. They're not, like I said,
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: some backstory. Oh, I got to call my wife. She's
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: threatening to take the house away. And then the kid
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: hates me. It's just, all right, you know, and everyone's
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: done this bit. But I was like, if you're working
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: in a store and I have two cops, I see
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: a lot of black people here. I don't know. I'm
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: going back to work. If a cop is asking me questions,
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: all right, I'm respectful.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: They always have that. They're working. They can't stop. They're
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: putting things on a shelf.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: I see a lot of things here, you know?
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But I just like it's straightforward and everything is
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: kind of sewed up in one episode.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Well, that's old TV, you know? Basically, that's made for
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: syndication because everything will be resolved in an episode because
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: they can show the episodes out of order as opposed
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: to fucking streaming. You need to be like, you can't watch.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Even a great streaming doesn't take the test of time,
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: whatever the expression is. Like that show, Succession, which everyone
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: says is amazing, but you don't rerun it.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Mike Epps was a good one on Ice-T. Put Mike Epps, Ice-T.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: This one's funny, man. He does it on stage.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Six in the Morning. What was the song he made
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: back in the day?
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: This one's funny, bro. This is the first time I
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: heard it right here.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: Ice-T and Coco, man, I love Ice-T. I've been looking
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: at Ice-T since 6 in the morning.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: I died. Me and Rodrigo died listening to this. I'm
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: a big fan of Ice-T.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: I seen him in the airport with his girl. He's like, Mike,
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: we need to do a movie together.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: I said, all right.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: But in my mind, I said, man, they only give
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: you two lines on Law & Order.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: That's fucked up how they do Ice-T. They didn't cut
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: his ponytail and his lines.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: I seen him on there the other night.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: He came on there, homicide call this morning, said three
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: kids missing.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Bro, if you can do a sound bite on stage,
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: that'd be funny, bro. He didn't cut him off.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: He leant over a dead body the other night and said, yep,
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: that's him.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I said, oh, man, his
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: ass was.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Out of there. Put Jim Carrey, CSI Miami, making fun
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: of David Caruso. Have you seen that one? No.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: With the sunglasses. I know people used to do that.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: This is Jim Carrey, man.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: And the other thing I like to tune in on
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: every once in a while, CSI Miami.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: The first murder on the.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Books in this part of town.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Not what you bargain for when you buy your check
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: of the American Dream. And then your dream becomes a nightmare.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: David Caruso. Very good, isn't it?
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: I love to see him put the button on those scenes.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: What do you mean by that? Well, you know what
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: they say, Frank.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Speed kills. Well, he's the buttoner.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: He's the scene buttoner.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: This is another little acting insight, isn't it? Absolutely. All right.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: He loves to put the button on it, and then
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: he just walks away. He doesn't wait for anybody to retort.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: You know? I think he's afraid they might have a comeback.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: So he just puts the button on the scene.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: He always.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: I brought my glasses. Yeah. You know... Can I do
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: him for you a little bit? Well, please, I wish
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: you would. Okay, David Caruso.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Well, I guess we've.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: Found our man.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they play The Who. He does a bunch.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Of them, man, he goes. He goes, like, Hickory, Hickory,
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: I guess, nursery. Imagine if he did nursery rhymes. Hickory, Hickory, doc. Yeah, anyways.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: He looks like the lady that does, the Santa Camino,
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: those impressions of.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: But everybody does that. I guess they must have got
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: that from actual cops, you know, because they're both playing cops,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: you know. David Caruso playing a cop and the other
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: guy was a cop. That guy from the freeway chases, remember?
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: They think they're going to get away. But there is
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: no cantina where these amigos are going.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: You know, there's some woman, looks like, jim carrey and
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: she's a comedian she does impressions it looks like her
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: but she just went on youtube and did that and
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: now she's enormous because she looks like jim carrey she does.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: She sells out shows because.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: She looks like jim carrey is she funny or i
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: don't get it if.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I lock in i can look like her bro but that.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: But she built, like, selling out shows because she looks
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: like Jim Carrey? Is she funny?
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I've seen her do her regular stand-up bits, and
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: she's funny, dude.
• 38:08
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• 39:00
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• 39:08
  Speaker 3: They fixed up, they restore a lot of classic cars.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: And what's it called? They do such a good job, man.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: It's fucking for a good price, too. Right there in
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: La Puente, man. Bridgetown.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Bridgetown.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, dude.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: What happened to the comments?
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Is that La Puente trying to sound cool, bro?
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's like the nickname they call Bridgetown because La Puente.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: When did that start?
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: It's been going on forever.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: No, that's not a game. But people say Bridgetown, you know,
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: like a whole bunch of... But right there on.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: La Puente, Bridgetown?
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Dude, it's right there next to the.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Are Cholo riding it down on their back?
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude. I think they say Bridgetown, you know, like fucking, hey, bro,
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: I'm like a troll under the bridge, homie. You know,
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: riddle me this.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: What?
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: La Puente, how many bridges do they have?
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: Bridgetown. Do they have bridges?
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: I think the only bridges I see is the freeway, bro.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: But they call it La Puente. There has to be
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: a reason why they call it that.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Bridgetown.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Well, if you call it Bridgetown, man, there's got to
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: be at least one.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: You've got to back it up.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: You can't just do that.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: He says we've got to back it up, bro.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: You can't just.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: He's from Brooklyn.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Brooklyn has a whole bunch of bridges, dude. Because La
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: Puente translates to bridge.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: But Active Collision is actually right next to the... Oh,
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: I get it. One of the only drive-ins still active
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: in Los Angeles County.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: At the.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: What's it called? Yeah, the drive-in theater right there. Vineland Drive-In.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: So, yeah. Hell yeah.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: Active Collision, check them out, bro.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: Isaac, do you remember when I was opening for Felipe
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: and you liked animation and something I was on came on?
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: I forgot what it was.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Handy Mandy.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Maybe it was Penguins of Madagascar. I played Fred the squirrel.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: On Madagascar?
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: The TV show, Penguins of Madagascar.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: And your character was named after you?
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, I've done so many things where I'm named Fred.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: When I was on Seinfeld, originally the character's name was Pete.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: And then, oh yeah.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: You're the penguin?
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: No, that's the squirrel me.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're the squirrel. Oh, animation was funny.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: So what was I going to say? I forgot.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Just a little bit of his book right here. But
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: then I went to the most intimidating Hollywood party that
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: changed the way I looked at this. I'm going to
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: read it like Al Pacino.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: What?
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: I got invited to the party because I pumped into
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Ben Stiller.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: Hoo-ha.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: I knew him. He was 14 years. And I dated
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: his sister back in the 80s. That was a long
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: time ago. Hoo-ha-ha. Maria Jo Diaz. I've always felt awkwardly socially.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Any part I went to, I felt like Rats Rizzo
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: from Midnight Cowboy when he was at the fancy party.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: shoving salami in his pocket, afraid they'd kick him out
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: for not belonging there. Free shrimp! They got a good cartoonist.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Cody, who I work with, that's why on our thing,
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: on our YouTube thing, you see us working on the
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: next issue. We draw, I talk, this is what Felipe
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: was talking about, the story with John Voight. So basically
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: what happened, I'll sum up the story, that Did you
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: see Midnight Cowboy?
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Anytime I'm at a party, I feel like when Ratso
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Rizzo was at a party, he doesn't belong there and
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: he's putting salami in his pocket and they kick him out.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: So I was at this Hollywood party. I felt I
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: didn't belong there. There was Vince Vaughn and Will Ferrell.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: So I see Jon Voight who was in Midnight Cowboy
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: and I went over to him. I go, you know,
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: at these parties, I always feel like Ratso Rizzo, like
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: he doesn't belong there. And he goes, we all feel
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: like that. And it blew me away. Here was John Voight,
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: Joe Buck, the coolest guy, saying we all feel like that. So,
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: all right, the cartoons make the story better. You know,
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: I didn't sell it so good.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: So you were telling a story, but you didn't finish
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: it about doing those cons. Because you were supposed to go.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: I was supposed to be in Tennessee two days, and
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: this was the back roads where I land at midnight.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: It was an hour. They pick you up to take
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: you there, and I didn't eat all day, and there's
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: no food there.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: No soup.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: There was no food, and then we're at this hotel,
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: which was a Section 8 hotel. where if you're displaced,
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: you stay there. It was the hotel where there's ashtrays all.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Across the balcony.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: And people walking around, the doors open, dogs coming in, babies.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Get there, put a diaper on them. And it's the
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: worst hotel room. I go, is there a Starbucks? I
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: need a coffee. Oh, we don't have anything around here.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: And they take me to this convention thing where no
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: one was there. I was sitting next to Eddie. dezen
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: from greece he was the nerd and next to a
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: wolf a guy had a thing where you you sit
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: and you take a picture with a wolf was he
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: in a movie as a wolf no no no no
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: there was a wolf it's like the low level of
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: carnivals you know the conventions the top tier is.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Like i don't know like walking dead guys.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Walking dead guys yeah yeah.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Uh Breaking Bad.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Breaking Bad.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: We saw this one guy who was an extra in
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: a whole bunch of movies, and he somehow set up
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: a booth at the con in Texas.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: You've seen that before, right? Somebody that barely did anything.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, that was in George's. The lady who was naked
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: and got eaten by the shark in the beginning.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: In the beginning of the movie.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and now she's like 75.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: She was there?
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: And she's, you know, really big, and she doesn't look
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: like a sexy lady. Not that I'm judging.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: We were talking shit about getting excited about that she
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: was there.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Yes. But if you were involved in like a horror
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: movie or sci-fi or zombies, you could clean up, you know.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: But I'm just some schmuck, you know. I don't know.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: I shouldn't say that.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: No, you've been in so many memorable roles, dude.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: But this convention was just me, Eddie Deason, and a wolf.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: A real wolf.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: Shark lady.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: No, no, she wasn't. I'm just saying in general, that's
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: what you have. This was the lowest tier of the
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: lowest tier. But there's one guy, a couple, he'd drive
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: around with two real wolves and like the carnival circuit
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: and take your picture with a wolf. And they were
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: very nice. They'd let me do it for free. But
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: no one, and I knew by 11, no one was
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: at this thing and it was a disaster. So usually
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: you want a guarantee. And like I said, the guy
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: who booked me said, the guy who's offering no guarantees.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: And Eddie, he talks like this. He's from Greece. I
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: got a guarantee, Fred. So it's like the Mickey Mouse
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: nonsense of comedy clubs where comedy owners are lying, saying
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: there's no guarantees. And I wanted to go home. I
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: was supposed to be there Sunday, and I had to
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: pay extra money, my own money, to go home a
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: day early. And I should have canceled when I saw
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: it was three flights back.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I– Three flights back, bro.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: When was the last time you took three flights back home?
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: No.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever taken three flights unless I
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: miss a flight, but that sounds crazy.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: That's like– It's just– it's the low– you know, I thought, oh,
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: a bunch of people, you know, just to see how–
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: if they were receptive to me. It was– again, I–
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: you know, like I'm lucky that I did comedy in
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: the 80s And you didn't have to hand out coupons
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: to fill up rooms. You just got booked. Everyone got booked.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: You didn't have to, people called you. You didn't have
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: to like paper the room. And then I come to
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: LA and it's, you don't get stage time. But then
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: I broke into TV shows, a few movies, voiceovers, which
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: is legit. You know, but stand up, they're lying. Well,
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: you don't have money or got so much Mickey Mouse money. stuff,
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: but I don't like amateur hour. This is professional. I
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: like you. You love you guys. Last time I got
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: a free hat. You know, maybe I could talk.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: You into some friends. You didn't get a free wig.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: That's not right. So the guy that was taking pictures
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: was the wolf? Was that the wolf from American War
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: from London?
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: No, it was just some random two wolves.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: Just a hairy guy.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: So my theory was Eddie Deason. Look him up. You'll
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: know him.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Eddie Deason.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, from Greece.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: D-I-E-S-E-N.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: He can't drive. He's not, you know, I shouldn't say
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: what functional is.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: So he, so.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: The wolves, they stay in cages. And this couple has
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: a little farm and they feed them. But then they
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: drive them from, I was going to say carnival to carnival.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: That's what, like the carnival circuit. You see Eddie Deason,
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: the guy there from Grease? He talks like this.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's from California.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. He's from, I forgot Baltimore, but
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: he came to California. He was in Greece, Polar Express.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: And he was in... Is he from Revenge of the Nerds?
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: He was in that show Riptides.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: No, he was in fucking War of the.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: War Games.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: War Games with fucking.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: And the show Riptides. Look at the show Riptides.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: With Ferris Bueller, right?
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: He told me he did an episode of Magnum P.I.,
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: And there was a girl I liked. That's how he talks.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: And Tom Selleck was giving me advice how to say
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: things to her.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Riptides. He was in that show, Riptides.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: What was Riptides?
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: Bro, in War Games, bro?
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Nobody saw that show but me, bro. Trust me.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: So no comments are here anymore?
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: Right there, bro. Riptides, eh?
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: Dude, War Games? They talk about AI back in the 80s?
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: It was crazy.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Funky Brewster. He was on everything.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: So he doesn't drive... So he... He's in Silver Lake, though.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: He lives in Silver Lake. He lives in Silver Lake.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: I've seen him. No, he went back to Baltimore. He
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: got in a little trouble.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: I used to see him all the time.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: Because I went to the comments because I thought someone
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: would know. He got in a little trouble.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Where are the comments at? We can't see the comments.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: So Fred, he was the guy from Polar Express. He
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: plays the young kid.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: I think his character is know-it-all.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It looks like him. It's crazy.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: So he was there and he goes, I got a guarantee.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: So they're lying. So he's older now? Yeah. 60?
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: 69 now. So people still come see him?
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Well, he's on that low tier. He does some good conventions.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: But every weekend, he lives with a couple. He goes,
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: it's great. I have a TV. I have sugar babies
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: all over. Milk duds. They feed me. They give me candy.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: So this couple drives him from all these weird, low-level conventions.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: And then I realize he's like one of the wolves.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: You know, they... They drive the wolves around. They give
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: them treats.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Damn, this guy. I forgot about him.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: Does anyone... All right, here are the comments. Does anyone
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: know who Eddie Deason is?
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: I remember him from War Games and also, yeah, Polar Express.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: The little nerdy, stupid-ass kid.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: And Grease.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: And Grease, yeah.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: The nerd, yeah. You know, he told me stories like, yeah,
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: John Travolta, he would... There was this first scene where
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: they're going down the steps and he'd kind of go, hey,
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: and he... You know, he's... tussling him because hey you're
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: the nerd and he'd always go hey buddy you okay
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: of course eddie was in every 80s movie that needed
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: a nerd uh handy manny playing the wrench yes we
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: go together like i don't know if i have the
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: energy but help him however i can when he asks
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: Fred, last year, we were in Cleveland doing a show,
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: and then we went to the Christmas Story house, and
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: the lady who was dressing the whole red suit, she
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: was like.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, we went to the Christmas Story house. You
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: know that Christmas Story movie?
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: It was Mandrake on Dexter's Lab, which maybe Isaac saw.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: You know that movie, Christmas Story?
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, with the licking the.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we went to that house in Cleveland. And across the.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: Street, they had like a Christmas story house. And the
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: lady that was like just like a little small part
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: in the movie.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a lady there. Wrote a whole book, bro.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: The one that says, you shoot your eye out, kid.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: How was it working on Friends? I knew Matt LeBlanc
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: because we did a bad show, Vinny and Bobby. So
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: it was fun. I did two episodes. The people remember
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: is when Monica was locked in a freezer and we slept.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: poured marinara on her or something. But then there was,
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: I came back and one of my favorite lines was,
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: so I hired, they hired, Monica asked me to hire
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: a stripper for Chandler's bachelor party. And I hired a hooker,
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: not a stripper. And she goes, are you sure it's
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: a hooker? I go, yeah, unless she's the best, most
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: expensive date I ever had. It got a better laugh
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: on Friends.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: I love Friends.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, so there was a guy, Ron Liebman, who
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: I was a big fan of. He was on Friends.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: But yeah, conventions, it's too much. You sit there, I
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: felt like I was at a flea market. I might
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: as well have just pushed my pictures aside and sold vitamins.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: Rhino pills, bro.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: So stupid.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: Fred is like, yeah, whatever, good for you for anything
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: you mention. What does that mean? Oh, that's Lisa said that.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: Good for you. Oh, Gilbert used to do an impression of,
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: what's his name? The black guy, Beetlejuice on how it's done.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: Good for you. Good for you. Do you know what
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about?
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Your show's coming up, fool.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, next week I'm actually doing Larry Bubbles Brown's show
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: in San Francisco on a Tuesday.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: Look at Mike. He's going, I'm sorry for booking you
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: for Tennessee, Fred. I learned my lesson on that one.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Mike booked me, this guy. He's a great guy.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: That guy Mike booked?
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: He booked me, yes. He's apologizing. I went home a
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: day early. I had to pay my own money, and
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: poor Mike drove nine and a half hours to get.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: 10% of nothing.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Mike. No, you got a little money.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Was it charging people to get in?
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: I think they charged five bucks. It was such a
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: low end.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: You're charging for photos?
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I felt guilty.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: What year was this?
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: This was a few weeks ago. I'm too late in
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: my life, Tennessee. I'm too late in my life to
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: go through the most Mickey Mouse experience I ever had.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, this is a convention. I was thinking of a
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: comedy show.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Mike Caron, a great guy, he booked me there.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: He said, it's new. They're excited to have you. And
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: I thought, this is good. Get vibes out that I
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: do conventions. It was just, you know... Yeah, but you
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: remember Eddie and the Wolves.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: So we're going to be at Fool?
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: Larry Bubbles Brown Show in San Francisco, the winery. He
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: does on Tuesdays. So I'm doing that one next Tuesday.
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: So yeah, one night.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: So how come you don't go on tour with like
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: the Soupmaster or the Soup Nazi or fucking... Who does.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: Not wear the ribbon?
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Who does not wear the ribbon? That guy or the
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: black dude. Fucking the one he thought was... Who told
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: you to put the bomb on? Well, actually.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: That's not a bad idea because my friend who died,
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: Bobby Carradine, who I dedicated this book to.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: He's the one that relates with David Carradine? Revenge of
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: the Nerds.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: He was a really good friend of mine. He's in
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: the beginning. He... This is actually... Yeah, this is him.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: Bob from Revenge of the Nerds. We lost him. Sweetest guy.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Loved him.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: So he would... he would do conventions, but they'd have
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: all the nerds except for the guy from ER, I
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: think Anthony Edwards. So people go, I get it. You're
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: all the nerds. So if I went like, I, I,
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: the only other convention I did besides Tennessee, which I
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: don't consider a convention, they were trying to have cosplayers.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: So one guy walking around with a Mario hat, Hey,
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: I'm a cosplayer and no one else was there. But, um, uh,
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: If like I was with other Seinfeld characters, oh, let's
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: get them all. Like we were trying to do a
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: thing with me and the guy who punched me in
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: Dumb and Dumber. Oh, I have a Dumb and Dumber
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: picture with him punching me.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: That would be so cool.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: People would love to get both of us. But yeah,
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: that was my line.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: So what happened to that? He died, of course.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: I don't mean to put Mike down. The other thing
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: he booked me in, there was a screening at a,
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: what's it called, a film festival of Dumb and Dumber.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: And they were supposed to have me and Mike Storer
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: who punched me in the phone booth. Mike pulled out
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: and Bobby Carradine took my place. He wasn't in Dumb
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: and Dumber. It made no sense. So they showed Dumb
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: and Dumber. Here they are, Fred Stoller and Robert Carradine
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: who wasn't in the movie. And he kept saying, let's
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: wrap this up.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: I'm hungry.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: And they were asking questions about Dumb and Dumber to
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: a guy who wasn't in it. And then we were
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: there the whole weekend. And we were in the lobby
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: of a movie theater. And it made no sense.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Lewis from Revenge of the Nerds, bro.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: I still haven't seen Revenge of the Nerds.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: You ever done conventions with, what's it called, Barry Sobel?
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: Why does everybody laugh at Barry Sobel?
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: Well, first of all, that's random. Why would Barry Sobel
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: be in a convention?
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: He was in Revenge of the Nerds.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: I think part two, right?
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: They couldn't stand him, the other nerds.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: For reals?
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: Sobel. Have you dealt with Sobel?
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: Not in a movie.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, he must have. I shouldn't say. Oh, yeah.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: We know.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: We know Sobel.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: We know what he... Yeah.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: He tried to sign.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Him up to a skateboard team.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: He would be in a prison with Sobel and it
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: would be.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: You know. You know what I'm trying to say.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: Well, we know Sobel forever. One time.
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: He's a fan, you know, he's a fan of, I mean,
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: we've been homies for a long time.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: So, all right, let me, I'm probably going to go.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: You've never been on a podcast, huh?
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: I hit him up, I called him, he was like,
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: I'm in England right now, Rizzo, I can't come.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: So, okay, so with Sobel, you know, when I quit
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: opening for Norm, Sobel took my place.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, Sobel did work with Norm.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: And he would fight with Keith Reznor. They would both
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: open for Norm.
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: With Keith Reznor?
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and Norm loved that they were both fighting. Like
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: Sobel Punch.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Is that the guy that has Hamburger Syndrome?
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: That's a... He's from Orange County. He has a.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: All right, let me tell a quick story. So we
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: were doing Irvine. So Fred Willard and his wife, rest
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: in peace, Fred Willard was a classic genius. So we
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: ate at some restaurant right next to the Irvine Improv.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: Baker's Burgers.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: Something like that, yes. So Keith Reznor was there. And
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: so Norm goes, I don't mean to make everyone uncomfortable,
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: but Keith here is autistic. And Fred Willard goes, what
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: the hell does that mean? And Keith goes, I got
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: no empathy. It's like Rodney, I got no empathy. He goes,
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: I have no empathy. My friend broke his ankle. I
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: didn't care. I thought that was funny.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: Now Keith Reza is.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: You know what it looks like? It's his haircut. Like
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: that black day that I see.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: So Sobel.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: I stamp and I stumble. Walk away, don't try to
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: walk away. And I stumble.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: I know Sobel forever. Yeah, he's only in this business
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: could someone like me call someone else a character.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: That guy's a character for sure.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: Yes. Fred looks like he could be Rick Glassman's dad.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: You know who people say I look like, which is
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: not flattering? When I saw what he looks like, R.L. Stine.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: Do you know who he is?
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: The creator of Goosebumps.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Maybe I could get laid with that.
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: No, you don't look like Ariel Stein, bro.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: Someone said that.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You look like Humphrey Bogart if you
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: were dying of AIDS.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: You look like a lot of Mexican uncles. You could
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: pass as a Mexican.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: I could look like a Mexican uncle? That sounds like...
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: You look like the.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Kid from Angels in the Outfield right now.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: Angels in the Outfield. Who?
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: What kid?
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know who that is.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: You can lie and say you are the kid now.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: Angels in the Outfield.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: That movie's not that. Is it that old, bro?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Fuck. It's that old. He could say I'm the kid
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: and make money.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: You know, I think I told you. So you had Warriors.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Warriors. I love Warriors.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: There was a guy in it.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: The orphans. Who goes.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: That looked like me if I had a droopy eye
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: in Warriors.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: The orphans. Leader of the orphans.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: And so this guy recognizes me or thinks he does
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: at Farmer's Market. He goes, were you in the Warriors?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: I go, no. He goes, you sure? Like, oh, yeah,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: you're right.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: I know, right?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: I forgot. I was in a seminal Walter Hill movie.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Yes. You know.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: I've been in so much. Thanks for reminding me.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Somebody say you're like Brad Stein. You know who that is?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: Yes. He's like a Christian conservative. He's like Dennis Leary
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: if he was right-wing with no jokes. Just pacing back
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: and forth. Hey, I'm conservative. Fuck you. I'm conservative. That's
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: his act.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's not as good as that. But you know
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: who Brad Stein is?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: So many years ago, spoke about a disaster conventions.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Brad Stein, I guess.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: So one time, this was a disaster, Felipe. I got
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: booked at a college convention where you do your act,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: and then the next day you sit in a booth
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: like you're Charlie Brown, you know, with the psychiatrist trying
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: to get jobs. So I bombed, and this is where
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: I came up with this joke. I used to go,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: women shmemen. And they booed me like I'm sexist.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Boo.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: They booed me when they.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: Said women shmimmin'. Women shmimmin'..
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: I went, women shmimmin'. Boo. You're sexist. We're tired of
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: being called shmimmin'..
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: And I thought Shane Gillett had a bad bro.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: I was going to say that. Women shmimmin' was so
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: bad back in the day.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: They booed me in Nebraska for going women shmimmin'. So
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: then the next day, you sit in this fucking booth
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: and try to get jobs. From doing the show and
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: all these college convention people, no one booked me. And
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: it's humiliating enough to bomb the night before. Now I'm
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: sitting there not getting any college offers. But Brad Stein
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: was there, and his expression is, I'm animated. I'm high energy.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: So I should have had that.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: In my book.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: That was a sound point the whole time.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm animated. I'm high energy. I'm crazy.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: I don't call women shmimmons.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: Freddie, was your college gig worse than yours? San Antonio gigs. Oh,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: he remembers. Peter Brennan is from the Kevin Brennan pod.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: Not Kevin Brennan. Neil Brennan. No, no, Kevin Brennan. Do
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: you know who Kevin Brennan is?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Neil Brennan's brother.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: Yes, he's funny. I did his thing yesterday. So Shane's
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: joke was hack anyway. Oh, yeah. See, I'm ahead of
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: my time because you have all these people.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: You walked so Shane couldn't run.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: Yes. People don't realize, you know, I'm controversial. What's his name?
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: I said that. I don't apologize. I'm Crystalia. I'm a badass.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: But I was doing that as the thrill seeker. I
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: said that. I said that. I'm like Geraldo. I'm controversial.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: Schmemann was like basically calling a woman a whore back then.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: Was it?
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: No. I made up women shmimmin' and they booed it.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: No one said women shmimmin'. I'm sorry to say that now. No,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: it wasn't a thing.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: I thought you said black people can't shwimmin'..
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, man. Crystal Lee is a chump. There's this comedian.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: He died.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: He used to call everyone a hump. He's a hump.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: What a hump.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: Have you ever heard the expression, what a hump?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, in that movie, Bronx Tale. Bronx Tale? In that
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: movie called... Um, Johnny, Donnie Brosco. Oh, what a hump.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, that was a great move. What's her name? And
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: H was so sexy in it. She looked, you know, uh, yeah,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: that was a good movie. You know, it's a movie.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: I had a, it's going to say AIDS. I had
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: COVID for the first time in February, you know, uh,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: and I was watching movies. I'm a cat. I, I,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: that Bronx movie, not from Boston with, uh, Ed Harris, uh,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: So good. Gone Baby Gone.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: Gone Baby Gone.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: Did you ever see that?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: I see that. Oh, it was Ben Affleck's brother.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: Ben Affleck has a brother?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Casey Affleck.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Casey Affleck.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: Oh!
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: Schmemann rights.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: Schmemanns don't deserve rights, bro.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: Talk about a retired skateboarder. Barry Sobel. walks around like
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: he's my age later, 60s, with his pants down his ass.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: It's called swag, Fred.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: And he still thinks he's Vanilla Ice.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: Well, Barry Sobo was like the first... He was before
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: Gary Owen, right? He was kind of like the.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: First white boy. So Gary Owen, I did this movie
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: called Little Man. Wow, it's already 20 years ago. So
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: in the hotel, I... We'd have a lot of days
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: off because it rained in Vancouver. And the three women,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: the girl from, what's that show called? Family Guy. I
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: forgot her name in Mad TV.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: Alex Borstein.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she was there with, what's her name? I can't
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: think of names. Vanessa Washington or Kerry Washington.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: She's just a woman to me.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: And so I would be by myself and they'd be
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: in the elevator saying, hey, we're all going to a
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: club later. And I'd like to go or a movie,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: and they wouldn't include me. So Gary Owen, they did
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: the night of stand-up. Everyone from Little Man was doing
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: their act. And Tracy, I was going to say McGrady,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: Tracy Morgan was there. And what's his name? Gary Owen
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: was annihilating. When he talked to him, he talks normal.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: But then he was talking like Eminem. You know, I
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: can't do it. I didn't understand.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: He was killing it, huh?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: He was, yeah, but, you know, like doing that, like
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: sounding like Chris Rock or something. It didn't. Do you
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: like Gary Owen?
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we work together.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: Where'd you work?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: I worked together with him in Kansas with Earthquake, Cedric,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: Eddie Griffin, and me. Wow.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: Solid lineup. You know what that sounds like? When I was,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: I told this story yesterday on a, when I used
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: to do the Thrill Seeker jokes back in the day.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: Sam Kennison wanted me to tour with him. He had
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: the outlaws of comedy. They were all, hey, we're badasses.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: And then I'd go up and go, I drank milk
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: that expired yesterday. But I turned it down. Ernest goes
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: to camp.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: You were in that one?
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: Well, somebody said Jim Varney, which is Ernest.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: What was I going to say?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Did you know him, Jim Varney?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: Never met him.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: He has a cool little documentary on YouTube. Man, they
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: were basically calling him the first.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: Not influencer, but because he.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Blue Color of Comedy?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: No, he didn't do that, but he was doing his
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: characters before.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: Pee Wee Herman.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, Jim Varney. He was doing like his
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: Ernest character.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like the way Pee Wee Herman did the thing.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: And basically to the point where it got so big
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: as a commercial character that they gave him the movies,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: you know? Because he was hired by a commercial agency
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: to do commercials for so many different brands. And then
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: the character was so famous. It's basically like the Caveman characters, remember?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: Like Geico Caveman? So it was kind of like that,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: and they gave him the movies.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: So you've done that Megacon. Weren't you supposed to be
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: another one with a bunch of Seinfeld guys?
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what happened was they had a thing where.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: It was going to be me, Steve Heitner. I wrote
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: the soup episode.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: Steve Heitner wrote the soup.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Kenny Banya. I wrote that episode.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: Kenny Banya.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: The round team.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the soup Nazi. And what's his name? There was
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: a fourth one there.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, Peterman.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: And you go to a restaurant in New Jersey, Italian restaurant,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: and you just eat. And people pay extras to sit
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: at the VIP table, but... Each one of us had
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: our own VIP table. Mine wasn't as much as the
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: soup Nazi. And then it kind of didn't work out.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: And I was very relieved. Sometimes I feel I won
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: the lottery when I get out of something. I really
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: wanted to not do Tennessee. I was getting bad vibes.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: Why did I agree to three planes? Oh, my God.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: Have you done any of these.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: Meat and grease that have gone really well for you?
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: I haven't done a lot of meat and grease. Oh, yeah.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: You know, like the one you do when they take
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: pictures that have gone really well.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: No, but you know what I did that really was amazing?
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: What was it?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: I was in a... I guess, an animated miniseries. Again,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: I keep going to Isaac. Isaac, do you know Over
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: the Garden Wall? No. Oh, you would love it. Well,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: maybe he grew up. He's muscular now and he doesn't,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: he's not into animation, but it's a cult show. Actually,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: it's a Halloween thing. It's really freaky. Does anyone know
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: Over the Garden Wall? Well, I had a little part
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: as Fred the Horse.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: Again, Fred, that's pretty cool.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: Yes, I've been named Fred if you go to my IMDB. Yes,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: it's a cult hit animated miniseries that did really well.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: And yeah, I said I want to steal. So the
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: guy who created Over the Garden Wall, why would it?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: The parlor?
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: Why would anyone go to the parlor for? There's nobody
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: in the parlor. Certainly nobody after your money.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: So they had a thing somewhere in Anaheim where it
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: was the creator of Over the Garden Wall, some of
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: the illustrators, some of the voice people. They were lined
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: up for six hours dressed as people from a character
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: from Over the Garden Wall. And I made like 1,100
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: for that day, and I only had to go to Anaheim.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: So that was an amazing experience.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: That's so cool.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: I never heard of that one. You?
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: No, no. Did anyone here of Over the Garden Wall?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: So this came out 12 years ago.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: 1,100 people. Oh, yeah.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: Hey, look at the rating, 8.7 on IMDb.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: That's good. Let me check it out. 98% Rotten Tomato,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: that good?
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: That's really good. That's like top, top ratings.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: It was, yeah, it was very, I won't go into
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: the story. Being that Fred is from Brooklyn, who was
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: his favorite comic growing up?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: God.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: You know, growing up, I'm so old, we didn't have
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: comedy nerds. It wasn't a thing. Like, I was a
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: very depressed, shy teenager, and I didn't know what I
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: was going to do in the real world. I loved
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: character actors. I didn't know how you did it. I
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: actually liked David Brenner. Did you ever see David Brenner?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: I went with him. You did? My ass. Yeah, an Aspen. Wow.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: He was, I liked him. So I didn't, I liked,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: we weren't like, Actually, I love Cheech and Chong and
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: Monty Python records. But I went to a comedy club
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: with my oldest sister called Pips in Brooklyn.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: Pips in Brooklyn?
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and Richard Lewis and Billy Crystal were the acts
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: before they made it.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: That's so cool.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: And I remember Billy Crystal was talking about season Nick
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: tickets and having a daughter. I don't know who he is,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: but he can make a living. So someone explained there's
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: a club in Brooklyn. Manhattan called The Improvisation. Freddie Prinze
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: went there. Jimmy Walker, they did their act. They went
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: on The Tonight Show. Then they got on a sitcom.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: I said, that's how you do it. So I was
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: not funny. So I just started hanging out at The Improv.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: So I wasn't the comedy nerd.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: But I remember the first time I saw Jimmy Walker...
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: on Good Times. They said, he's skinny and funny looking
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: like me. And I never saw anyone like myself on TV.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: And he's still tour to this day, right? Jimmy Walker?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: He's still a fucking dynamite.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he loves stand-up, yes.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: Wait, they added that from over there? That's fucking cool, dude.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: That was my dream, yeah. I just would see funny
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: looking people on the Bob Newhart show. Did you ever
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: see the Bob Newhart show? just like he was a
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: psychiatrist and patients. I thought, oh, I could be a
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: weird guy, you know, getting therapy. I remember I had
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: a therapist who said, I said, I just want to
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: be the guy who has three lines in a movie.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: Who's that guy? I want to see more of him.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: He goes, you should have bigger dreams. And this was
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: a shrink that was charging $ 15 a session. Elijah Wood
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: played the voice of the main character in Over the
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: Garden Wall. Correct. They had the guy from Monty Python
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: in it. I think John Cleese was in it.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: When you guys were recording, when you guys, when you
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: record a lot of these voices, are you in the
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: same room with the other actors or is it just
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: you like in a booth?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: It's both. When I did Handy Manny, Tom Kenny was there.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: You'd have an ensemble. But after, why do I keep
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: saying AIDS? After the, after what's it called?
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: COVID.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: They had just one at a time. But sometimes it's
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: an ensemble. When I did Penguins in Madagascar, it was
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: like morning radio. Like John DiMaggio from Futurama, they're just
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: doing shtick. So sometimes you're with a few people, sometimes
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: just by yourself.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: That's so cool. I remember.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: Where can people buy your book?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: It's on Amazon. It's only $ 9. 99. I want to do
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: more of those. It's the first issue.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: Are you signing them and then mailing them or someone
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: else mailing them?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: No, if someone asks for a signed one, I'll figure out,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: but no one wants one signed.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: Are you mailing them out of your house or someone
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: else doing it for you?
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: This is off Amazon.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: So you don't have no books on YouTube.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: I do have, if I could figure out how to
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: do it. I have a label maker, but I don't
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: know how to do it. But, yeah, I may sign some.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'll go back to Tennessee. I'll go back. I'll
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: do just as good at Tennessee, even if there's not
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: a convention going on.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: The life of a Hollywood troublemaker.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: It's not PC, it says.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Fred Stoner's World of Wonders.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: I like the cover art.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: 50 cents.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: Because it looks like the Creepshow kind of cover art, right?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, it looks like Creepshow. It's like Mad Magazine style.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: It's like all that.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: Tells of the dark side and all that stuff.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: It's cool.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: Did you ever... Stay at the Comedy Strips.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: You don't want to know. Freddie, did Norm's call to
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: your podcast with Felipe as a guest make it to
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: a documentary?
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: No. I'm in the documentary, but all I do is
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: sit there when he talks about he's fat, and I nod.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: So I didn't get... Actually, I have an audible called
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: My Friend Norm that people seem to like.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's about working with Norm MacDonald.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: So when you guys would do your shows after the shows,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: what was kind of like the meal you guys would
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: eat after a show or like order or stuff like that?
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: With Norm?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. I don't know if we did after shows eating.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: Like late night stuff?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: Basically, I didn't know he was sick and under a
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: lot of medication. So basically, you'd have to kind of
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: hang out. This was during the first Trump thing, and
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: you'd have to watch shows he liked. Come on, you
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: hang out. So he loved, you would have to watch
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: the debates, and you would just hang out in the
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: room until he fell asleep.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: The hotel room.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: Yes, and then I'd sneak out. But we would eat
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: before the shows. He would have lots of sodas and
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: root beers, and we were in, what was the... What
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: was that place in Portland? Helium. Yeah, Heliconica. Yeah, and
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: he wanted milkshakes.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: My ass. Because we eat a lot of Taco Bell.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: I think Taco Bell is one of the main foods
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: we eat after shows. When we get to the hotel,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: we're like, oh, what's a Taco Bell?
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he liked... He liked the food, yeah. I remember
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: his story. He was in the Kentucky Fried Chicken and
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: some Mexican, no, no, some black guy recognized him. It's
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: the colonel. It's the colonel. Give him free food. It's
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: a colonel. And the black guy working there. No, he
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: ain't the colonel. He didn't understand what he meant. I
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: like that story. Hamburger. That's funny.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: And Norm Macdonald has a fucking pigeon in the Mike
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: Tyson show? Fucking hilarious.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: He was in the Oracle for a while. The Oracle?
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: No, the.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: The space show?
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: It's raining outside.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: I know, I love the rain. I love it. Except
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: driving back on the 405 home in rush hour.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: Where do you live at now?
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: I live, you know, by... You don't live in Melrose
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: no more? No, I was in an apartment 29 years,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: so I'm living by, like, the San Gabriel, like, you know, like, by,
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: what's that place called?
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: By him. That's where he lives.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: Where do you live?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: Arcadia.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: I don't live there. Oh, no, no.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: La Crescenta.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: No, by, what's it called?
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: Del Mar. Pasadena.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: I can't think of the, Matros.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, you live by Matros. Like, right there, kind of
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: like by the mountains.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, he ran all the way here.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: Almost like glendale kind.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: Of i don't cook so the only thing i don't
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: like not good post-made options a lot of dry armenian
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: kebabs a.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: Lot mountain lions bears.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah it's oh yeah i i should send you this
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: this video where so i was talking about squirrels i
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: was putting food out so my cats could look at
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: squirrels then rats would come then there was a big raccoon.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: At my door freaked out I'm not used to that
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: no Montrose there's bears there dude that come down mountain
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: lions I've.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: Seen those guys oh I see all the coyotes staggering
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: I feel like a coyote because I don't know where
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: to go to eat they kind of walk down you
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: think it's a dog then they're walking sideways you know.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: What I mean they kind of galloping did Norm make
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: you play tennis uh oh yeah.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah when we were filming the Norm show he had
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: a sitcom you know and we're about to shoot the
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: episode fuck this let's go play tennis with Artie Lang
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: and I go we're about to shoot the episode I
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: don't give a shit and he had to beat Artie
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: he didn't understand what tennis Artie's a big guy but
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: he was an athlete he played football and Artie kept
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: beating him in tennis I don't understand this shit and
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: then finally Norm beat him and Artie goes I let
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: you win we gotta go back and do the show
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: So it was a lot of fun. Yeah.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: When you moved out of your apartment after 29 years,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: did it look the same as when you first moved in?
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: How low was your rent? Did you have rent control?
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I had rent control.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: How much did you repay?
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: My landlord was the worst because- They're.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: Trying to kick you out, huh?
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: You know, he wanted the.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: What were you paying though at that one time?
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: I started at 850 and 29 years later, 1600.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: That's fucking nothing, bro. What are people paying around you?
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, $ 3, 000 at least in the Fairfax area, at least.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: They're trying to kick you out, huh?
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: Well, no, he wanted me at any time I wanted
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: something fixed.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: We're coming after your cats.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: When I wanted something fixed, it's like, if it's not
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: costing him money, he didn't care. He wanted me out,
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: you know, to a whole. So then finally, you would
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: think when it started in 95, but then it went up,
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: you know, every year. Finally, you think when I'm out,
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: he'd be happy because he could raise the rent. So
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: they had to demolish the whole place. He only gave
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: me $ 100 back from my, what's it called?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: Deposit.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: Because he goes, hey, there was a little rain on
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: the floor. There was this. They cutted it anyway.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: They were going to do it anyways.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 3: It's not like they're going to keep it the same.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: How much is your room renting for now?
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: It's a lot. But according to all the... algorithms I'm on.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: You only have 12, if you're over 60, you only
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: have 12 more summers, good ones. And they go, you're
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: in the youth of your senior years. But now, I'm
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: loving Central AC. I never had it. I never had it.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: Somebody said that Norm Elwood, you playing racquetball, what happened there?
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: Did someone say that?
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So what happened?
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: We never played racquetball, so I don't remember being elbowed.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: How about you said that one time Norm forgot his pads.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So what's it called? So you guys,
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: I'm sure, did this. Two clubs in Arizona.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Improv and Laugh Out Loud. Stand Up Live
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: and Tempe Improv.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, not an Improv. There's probably a good one in
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: the city. This was like in some... mall area where
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: there's nothing by it but this movie theater and you
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: stay in a condo which is like a senior living place.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: I know what that place is.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: Laughs on Limit.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: Laughs in Tucson, right?
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: Laughs Cafe. Laughs Cafe, yeah.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: There's like a TGIF place.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: Gary Bynum.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: There's a TGIF kind of place and a movie theater.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: Gary Hood.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: And nothing else around there. So, so Norm calls me
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: right before the show. He goes, what size pants do
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: you wear? I go, what? He goes, I forgot to
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: pack my fucking pants. I got to wear yours. It's
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: not going to fit you because you got to get
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: me pants. You got, you know, you see, when I
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: opened for Felipe, I didn't have to do any of these.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: What size pants you wear?
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: Now 32 or 33.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: But Norm was big, you know, and I said, it's
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: not going to fit you. He goes, I, what am
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: I going to do? I don't have my pants. Like
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: you had to be his assistant. When you work with Felipe,
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: I'm sure Lisa took care of everything. Like, uh, You know,
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: we'd go to the hotel. He goes, you're the tech guy.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: Set up the Wi-Fi. Or someone to recognize him. He goes, Freddy,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: comp them. So he could escape. And he'd escape. And
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: I'm stuck with all these people.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: Were you the tech guy?
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: I know how to do Wi-Fi.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: What does that mean?
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: Is that true? You were ordering all the Ubers and
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: they're not paying you?
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. He'd always go like, you know, get the Uber,
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: you know. And I'd pay for them. And finally he said,
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: I'm sick of this. Give me your thing. He'd go,
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know how to do this shit. So I
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: finally said, give me your thing. And I see he's
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: got the app Uber, but it's not attached to the
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: bank thing. The credit card, all.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: Right, all right.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: I tried, you know. Did you invoice him? What's that?
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: Did you invoice him?
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: I think I got money back from Laurie Jo, who
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: did his stuff. You know, you don't want to make trouble,
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: but I was an idiot. But so I....
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: So I called the hotel. I said, is there a
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: pants store? Norm forgot his pants.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: A pants store?
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever they're called. Clothes stores. Old Navy? There wasn't anything.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: So he went up the whole weekend in his sweatpants.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: When you would open for him, you would do 10 minutes,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: he would do 45? No.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: Norm was really weird, believe it or not, where He
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: would think he doesn't want to do a long set.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: So he goes, you got to do an hour tonight.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: I don't have an hour.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: So you open up for an hour and do 15?
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: He would think he only wants to do 15. He would,
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: like when we were at Irvine, anyone hanging out, you
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: go up, you go up. Because he wanted, he didn't
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: want to have to do a long set. He wanted
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: to do the last time he could. But it turned
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: out he would do two hours anyway. So he always
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: did long sets.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: Like he'd be just feeling it. He'd be feeling it
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: on stage and he just.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: That's so cool, man. Crazy, yeah.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I opened for Norm and Felipe, two different experiences.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: I remember Felipe, we were in some hotel in Arizona,
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: and they have a buffet in the hotel, you know,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: it was for some convention, but they kicked you out
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: thinking you're not part of this, but they let me eat.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: You remember that?
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: I don't remember.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: They tried to kick homeboy out last year. We were
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 3: in Cleveland at the coffee shop, remember? You're like, I'm
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: fucking staying at the hotel, dude.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: You dumb bitch.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: So we... So, okay, so I'll tell this. I think
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: you want to go last story or whatever.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: Whatever story.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, so like.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: Make it a long story.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: I didn't know what dabs were, so we were in Arizona.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: We're doing dabs in the green room.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: So I didn't know what it... Yeah, I'll do a dab.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: So I.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: was so annihilated where I didn't think I'd be able
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: to walk to the car, the guy driving me home. And, like,
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: I was in the hotel thinking, all right, I won't
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: be able to get to the airport tomorrow. You know
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: what I mean? I thought I'd have to cancel the plane,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: pay for my own one. Do you remember this?
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: Three planes from Arizona to L.A.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: What's up, Food Podcast? What time, bro? This fucking cholo
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: broke into the green room, bro.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I forgot about that. He kept calling me Seinfeld.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: You don't know his name, bro. Greenberg. Fucking Seinfeld, I
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: want to take a fucking fleek out.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I remember he came in and was sitting
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: next to me and he looked like a Mexican. Was
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: it a Tempe? I don't know if you were there.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: Tempe, bro, yeah.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 3: Greenberg was right there. Anybody can just walk in.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: I always say about stand-up comedy, like, You know, like
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: if Aerosmith is playing somewhere, you can't sit in the
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: green room. Hey, I'm a musician. I'm a local musician.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: So when I would open for Norm, all these people
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: would sit in the green room and show up to
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: their girlfriends. I'm hanging out with Norm, so the green
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: room was always full. So one time I had to
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: do the dirty work at San Diego to tell Keith
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: Reznor he couldn't hang out in the green room. You
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: got to go. But yes. Yeah. Remember that guy kept
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: calling me Seinfeld or Greenberg? I remember when I worked.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: In a- Did nobody stop you? So you saw him
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: too in there?
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: I was doing meeting Greenberg. He went in there. Yes.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: Where's Seinfeld? Yes. You know how cholos are, bro. When
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: a cholo or a Mexican guy don't know your name,
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: they'll call you whatever show they know you from.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 3: What's up, Drinking Josh?
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: Bro, that's fucking Lito Weapon guy.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: You know, a few times when I opened for you, Felipe,
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: a few times when I opened for you, someone screamed out, yo,
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: clear eyes, because they thought I was Ben Stein. from
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: Clear Eyes commercial. Yo, he's Clear Eyes! And then, yeah,
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: I remember people would go, I asked you, Mexicans would go,
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: are you coming out on any shows? What are you
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: talking about? Am I gonna say I'm gay, come out
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: on a show? But they say you're gonna come.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: You're coming out on any shows.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: You know, racism. Who's racist?
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 3: You know, it's funny that you said that, like how
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: like fucking like comedy shows is like the only place
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: where like anybody can just walk to the green room
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 3: and talk to a comedian.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: Just hang out.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: You can't go backstage at a fucking concert, you know?
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: Hey, I'm a local guy. I'm a musician.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: I'm going to hang out.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 3: Can I open up for you? Can I do five minutes?
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: I'm going to hang out with Eminem.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: Can my band do five minutes before you?
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: But it was really weird. Like all everywhere in the road,
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: just all the local guys would sit in the green room.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: And bring their girlfriends.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: Hey, it's Norm. What's up, fool? Don't forget to buy
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: that fresh stolen book on Amazon.com.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: Amazon, bro.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: And follow me on my YouTube channel, please.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: Go follow him. You have shows coming up.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 3: Yes. So next Tuesday, I'm actually in town this weekend.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: I got nothing for the first time. It feels weird,
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 3: you know? I feel useless.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: But. I'm going to be in Honolulu at the Hawaiian
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: Theater this weekend. I'll tell everybody. Hawaiian Theater this weekend.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: Jose Ramon. Salud Trujillo.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: How long are you going to be there for?
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: I'm going back Sunday.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, you got to stay longer, bro.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: Hawaii's fun. Honolulu, bro.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: I love it. What's your Instagram?
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: Fred underscore Stoller. Yeah.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: There it is, baby.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: Go get it. 9,000. Get me to 10. And show
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: some of that. Could you just scroll a little bit
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: on that? Those are things I do with Cody.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, let me show you down there. Could I show
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: you a few things?
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead. Show us.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, wait, wait, wait.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: Go up. Okay.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: So that was me at the convention with Eddie Adizian.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: There was a guy called Piss Jug Man.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: There's a guy pretending to be filled with piss.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: You competed with that guy?
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 3: That guy.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, can you scroll down a little bit? That was
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: Donna Pescoe, went to the same high school with me.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: She was in Saturday Night Fever. Did you see Saturday
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: Night Fever?
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, my God, that's her.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she was great.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: She's the one that got like, she's like the little
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: slut in Saturday Night Fever.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: I think they sexually assaulted her.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what is she? While you went to high school
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: with her?
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: No, the same high school as her and Larry David.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: And someone else, I can't think of.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: How come you were not starting that fever then?
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: That's a good question.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 3: You were too young, right?
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: I think I was in, you know, Gilbert Gottfried auditioned
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: for fame as the.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: Gilbert Gottfried, bro. Yeah.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: Donna Peskow, great lady. She was in the show Even Stevens.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: She looks the same, man.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a sweetheart. Yeah, so I did a short
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: film with her.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: She was recently in some show with me and Lisa
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: Walsh or a movie.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: Angie she was in.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: Angie.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's the stuff I do with Cody. Oh,
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: go down there. This guy is my friend, MC Ganey.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: You've got to see the movie Breakout. Did you ever
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: see Breakout?
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 3: Mm-mm.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: With Kurt Russell.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: Isn't he in Animal House?
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: The guy, he was in, what was that movie, Con Air?
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: Con Air.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: Yes. Yes.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: He's a great guy. Yeah. So we, he came to
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: my place and we watched a breakout with him and
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: he wore the same shirt from breakout. He was in lost.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah. You're also in a Bob's burgers.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: I did two episodes of that.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 3: I see your character.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: I love Mary Hartman.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 2: That's yeah. Let's that's my Instagram. Let me see. Oh, Oh,
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: Let me, all right, one last thing. Let's test Felipe.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: There's a picture someone sent me. That thing, who's, I'm
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 2: Dom DeLuise. Who's the guy on the right?
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: The one in the middle, Gabriel Iglesias.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: Can you guess who that guy is?
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: David Carradine's brother.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: Bob Carradine.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: That's Robbie Benson.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit. Robbie Benson, bro.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 3: From the first Cholo.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: He's the first Cholo, bro.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: Really? That's right.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: He's in that movie, Breaking Away. Well, Walk Proud.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 3: Walk Proud. It was like the first Chicano Cholo movie
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: before Boulevard Nights.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: Before Boulevard Nights. That's in 79.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: He plays a half Mexican, half white boy.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: That's cool. He was also in that movie that shows Severance. Oh, really?
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: As a scientist.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: We recognize him right away. He's like a poor man,
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: Eric Roberts.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: Damn DeLuise. You don't know who Dom DeLuise is?
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: That's Gabriel Iglesias, but they're fluffy.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 3: All right. Okay, so what is he big? I've seen
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 3: this guy forever.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: He's a style comedian.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 3: He's funny.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 2: He was in movies with Burt Reynolds, like Mel Brooks movies.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: I thought it was a singer or something like that, bro,
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 3: because as a kid, I've never seen this guy. Oh, wait,
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: he did voices, right, for cartoons?
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: I think so.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 3: Yes, okay, he did the voice of.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: His son is an actor, too.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, his son.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: On 21 Jump Street.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, now, one of them was... Yeah, on 21 Jump Street.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: The other one was in the... What's that thing with
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: Bohemian Rhapsody where they sit in the car and they're
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: bobbing their heads?
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, you mean fucking Wayne's World.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: Wayne's World, yes. Um, no one here knows who, uh,
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: Dom DeLuise is. He played the cannonball. He was in
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 2: cannonball run. That's right.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 3: I think he played the voice of a cat in
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 3: a cartoon. I'm not sure.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, he was, he was, uh, he was enormous.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: Uh, Wayne's world.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 3: Wayne's world.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 2: Uh, he was a classic guy. I, uh, are you,
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: am I coming out in anything soon? I did a
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: voice in, um, a show called Kiff or kick on.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: It was a lot of fun. Uh, uh, Disney, I think.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: When they do the Tonight Show and Dana Carvey is
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 2: Johnny Carson, Chris Farley is Dom DeLuise.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: I didn't know.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 2: I got to look that up. That was the thing
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 2: for the convention to promote me for voiceovers. The guy
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 2: in the bottom is Bob's Burgers.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I see the guy. I thought he looked like
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 3: Jimmy Pesto.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know that story. Do you know the Jimmy
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: Pesto story?
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 2: The guy who did Jimmy Pesto lost his job. He
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: was at the... At the January 6th? Yes, January... Oh,
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: you know that? No way.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard about that.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, that guy, he lost a lot of work because
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 2: he stormed the Capitol.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 3: So somebody replaced Jimmy Pesto?
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: Yes. Oh, my gosh.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 2: What's his name?
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: Yes. Too much mozzarella sticks for that guy, bro.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 2: He was on Sarah Silverman's show. He was on.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: What an idiot, eh?
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 3: And it's funny because Jimmy Pesto is always a dick
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 3: on the fucking cartoon, you know? So I'm happy.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that guy.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. What a moron. Yes. What's up, Food Podcast, man?
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: Thank you to Fred Stoller promoting his book. Come back anytime, bro.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Go buy that book. I want
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: to see people tell me about it.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, please. I love Mad Magazine.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: Rodrigo also stormed the Capitol, bro.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 3: So Dom DeLuise played the weenie dog in All Dogs
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 3: Go to Heaven. That's why I know his voice.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: He's from Robin Williams, right? Or Jonathan Winters?
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: Who? Jonathan Winters.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 3: Shout out to Felipe's hoodie, the homie from New York.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: Dom DeLuise.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: What are they saying in the back?
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 3: Two blocks away from the rides come meet the guys.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: So his sweater is the guy who says, don't disrespect.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: Me looking like... Don't disrespect me looking like the kid from...
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: The wimpy kid I'll grow up.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: Cody is the guy, my great... I never had a
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: creative partner. He does all... He put the book together,
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 2: did all the illustrations. He's the greatest.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 3: It looks good. Classic.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: He... So on my little YouTube stream, Cody's drawing the
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 2: next volume. And this is from the convention where I'm
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 2: crying because no one's buying my picture. And my agent says,
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: I told you no one would want your autograph.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is Nams, bro. That guy Nams?
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 3: Nams, yeah.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: What's up, boo? Shout out to Gorilla Nams. I'm wearing
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: your shit, bro.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 3: What time are you flying out tomorrow?
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: Early, bro. Ooh.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 2: Don't ever respect me looking like a six-year-old retired rattleback. Oh,
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 2: that's Sobel?
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: Battle rapper.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 2: I didn't say that.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: Don't ever disrespect me looking like one of the kids
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: from the Sandlot all grown up.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: Don't ever disrespect me looking like Bart Simpson in real life.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: Don't ever disrespect me looking like a guy that.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 2: Barry Sobel liked Rizzo types.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: If you know, you know, bro.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: Don't ever disrespect me looking like a figure skater who's
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: now a goth person.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 3: Holy shit.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 2: Don't ever disrespect olive green carpet.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: What is that?
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 2: Don't ever... What?
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: Don't ever disrespect me. This guy, creation, life, opportunity, destiny,
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: hitting too many balls tonight.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 3: Fuck.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 2: So wait, who's the guy you pay extra to listen to?
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 2: Brian who?
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: Brian who? I don't know. Brian. Don't ever disrespect me.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: This guy's put it on three times. Wow, Felipe, you
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: get it done here. What's up, Food Pocket? Let's take
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: a picture, man.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 3: Let's do it. Too much fun, guys.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 2: Could I hold this up?
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sit right there in the middle right here.