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Mark Twain Fest 2 and the Dunkin Sweater · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: I'm glad our audience knows Mark Twain better than I do because I just had somebody text me two things that are really great ideas for the festival that doesn't exist, but I want it to is I forgot that he was also uh comedian.
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  SPEAKER_01: So they said have comedians.
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  SPEAKER_01: He also was into cigars.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now you got me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now there's the hook.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because if you had a big comedy, uh, you know, surpr big comedy event at the end, then you've got me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because up until the point dressing as Mark Twain, getting a big mustache, and then sitting down and reading Hug Finn bores the ever-living hell out of me.
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  SPEAKER_00: I said bed races! Well, okay, that's got that's good.
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  SPEAKER_00: So if you go with the absurd and the funny, now the masses will come along.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm not saying many people don't read.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, look around you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you think they do?
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  SPEAKER_00: But I'm just saying if that was gonna be your grand finale, now we're gonna sit at the VFW and all read Mark Twain.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh no.
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  SPEAKER_01: They said, yeah, good comedians because he was into comedy.
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  SPEAKER_01: He was also into cigars.
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  SPEAKER_01: You could do like a cigar room or cigar like night or whatever.
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  SPEAKER_00: It'd be nice to smell a different kind of smoke in downtown Elmira than what you normally smell.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hi oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let me ask you about this collaboration.
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  SPEAKER_00: Which one?
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  SPEAKER_00: Would you be into it?
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  SPEAKER_00: So uh have you heard what's going on with Dunkin' Donuts and LL Bean?
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  SPEAKER_00: Weird mix, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I just went to LL Bean last year when I went to on that New England vacation.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: So there was a limited editioned edition miniature coffee sweater.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, one of our listeners sent the they DM'd this to us.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, did you know there's a human-sized version of this?
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  SPEAKER_01: It looks itchy.
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  SPEAKER_00: It is.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's exactly what it is.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's pink, it's chunky.
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  SPEAKER_00: It is very pink.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh with like an orange, um, it's like orange on the wrists and the neck.
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  SPEAKER_00: So most stores ran out of the little coffee sweaters in about 90 minutes, they're saying.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, everybody wanted it.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's cute, it's funny, all right?
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  SPEAKER_00: All right, that I get.
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  SPEAKER_00: Would you spend$80 on the boat and tote bag or$59 on the coffee-sized tote uh for$24 human-sized sweater,$80?
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  SPEAKER_01: LL Bean.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's a lot of pink.
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  SPEAKER_01: When I went in there, it's so expensive.
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  SPEAKER_01: They have real I mean, you you know what they're known for is their duck boot.
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  SPEAKER_01: So they have a big duck boot.
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  SPEAKER_00: I thought they were known for their backpacks, to be honest with you.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, they have this, you know the the little, like they're water, waterproof little boots.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: And they are kind of like a mustardy yellow at the bottom.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know exactly what you're talking about.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I thought, I'll get a pair.
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  SPEAKER_01: Then I saw it was like$250.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: The what?
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  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_00: So no My feet can stay wet.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I mean, I I think it's really cute, the little coffee sweater.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's that's cute.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, it's a cute little thing to have.
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  SPEAKER_00: It'll end up being left on a counter somewhere, so you know, eventually down the road, but kind of a disposable thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: The cute.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't need to pay$80 to be itchy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, the big sweater, though.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
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