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The Adults | Son of a Boy Dad #159 LIVE (12/20/23) · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: In fact, we're using the like button on this episode.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, what's going on there? Pal?
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  Speaker 1: We saw you the hockey game market, so I know
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  Speaker 1: you guys. I'm Ryan Whitney.
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  Speaker 6: I got a drink named after you, Deal Whitney. That's
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  Speaker 6: what I thought. See you fellas.
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  Speaker 1: Invented the thing you pigeoned Pink Whitney for legendary moments.
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  Speaker 1: So one like equals one. Please don't die, Harry, Please
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  Speaker 1: don't pass away on us, Harry. We need you. Who
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  Speaker 1: else will be the face of Generation Z in the
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  Speaker 1: office for Dave to make fun of Cassigade and turn
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  Speaker 1: into a whipping boy. There's only so much whipping that
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  Speaker 1: the rest of us can take. So please don't die, Harry.
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  Speaker 1: Smash that like button simultaneously, Francis is in communicado, m Ia,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm not talking about fucking South Beach. This dude ism.
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  Speaker 3: I A.
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  Speaker 1: He should be strolling in at any second. But I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I'm the man with the six bucks. I'm the man
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  Speaker 1: with the plan. So the ransom was paid, okay, advance
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  Speaker 1: every day I can handle the pain. I'm the man
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  Speaker 1: with the plant. So the ransom was paid. Fucking sound
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  Speaker 1: off in the chat. One like is one please don't die, Harry,
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  Speaker 1: and one like is also shame on you for being late, Francis,
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  Speaker 1: So you can simultaneously save a life and shame another individual.
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  Speaker 1: We're also taking donations super chats. Where does that fucking
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  Speaker 1: money go to? I don't know. I always wonder the
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  Speaker 1: same thing when fucking Jersey Jerry's getting the fucking one
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  Speaker 1: hundred dollars, fifty dollars sixty all the money that he's getting,
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  Speaker 1: Where's that cash going to? An unknown YouTube account? Who
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  Speaker 1: is even the aggregator of that? The same people in
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  Speaker 1: charge of YouTube at barstool who couldn't even keep fucking
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  Speaker 1: surviving barstool on the Internet. Do they deserve the money?
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  Speaker 1: Are those the people that deserve the money regardless, dump
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  Speaker 1: some money into there. Take care of those folks the
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  Speaker 1: way that you know they can't take care of themselves,
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  Speaker 1: brain dead igits. I'm taking care of myself though, bodies right,
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  Speaker 1: bodies fucking locked in. I got the Kombucha health aid
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  Speaker 1: in my gut right, and I really don't know what
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  Speaker 1: kombucha does, but I like to think that it's making
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  Speaker 1: my fucking poop nice. I like to think that it's
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  Speaker 1: giving me the fucking beautiful double ribbon, fucking wrapping paper
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  Speaker 1: poop that we know when you slide the fucking scissors
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  Speaker 1: down the wrapping paper and it fucking ribbons. When you
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  Speaker 1: slide the shit down and it goes into a curly
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  Speaker 1: cue makes it into a curly fry. So I'm on
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  Speaker 1: the kombucha getting the curly fry. Shits on what do.
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  Speaker 3: We have an update on where Francis is, because Sass
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  Speaker 3: is at least sick Francis.
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  Speaker 1: He was in the office today, so one minute ago
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  Speaker 1: he said parking bike. He's parking his bike. I can't
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  Speaker 1: even believe that guy's taking a bike, because yesterday he
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  Speaker 1: sent me a horror message about a fucking comedian dying
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  Speaker 1: for taking a bike in so my ass trying to
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  Speaker 1: keep my ass alive, knowing that I have a show
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  Speaker 1: to come to, knowing that I have fucking loyal listeners.
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  Speaker 1: I said, I'm going to show the fuck up alive today,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm not taking a bike. But Francis, I think
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  Speaker 1: he's just trying to get me off the roads because
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  Speaker 1: he knows I was turning into the fucking Dave Mira
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  Speaker 1: of this office, best biker in town, best biker around,
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  Speaker 1: So he was trying to clear the roads and not
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  Speaker 1: have me around. I'm starting to wonder if that comedian
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  Speaker 1: even did the eye we're ninety nine, ooh la la,
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  Speaker 1: did we just give that to ourselves? We just gave
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  Speaker 1: that to ourselves. Oh from Sas. Oh, it's coming from
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  Speaker 1: SaaS legend. Legend. So he's so where's his where's that
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  Speaker 1: money coming from?
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  Speaker 5: Like?
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  Speaker 1: Where? Where? Where's that account even linked to? Is that
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  Speaker 1: a linked to his personal account? Yeah, it's a guilt account,
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  Speaker 1: sassy chatty man. So smash that fucking like to save
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  Speaker 1: Francis life or Sasa's life. Smash it to save Francis
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  Speaker 1: frying his ass up when he comes in here. But
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  Speaker 1: they called him the They called me Adam f and
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  Speaker 1: the fism for Farron, the f is for filibuster bro
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  Speaker 1: Af like our turo fuente, which brings me to my
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  Speaker 1: next gift. It was the Uh. It was the Oh,
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  Speaker 1: friends of Sellas, it was the uh, shame on you,
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  Speaker 1: it was the it was the Secret Santa. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if anyone watched the video, but the fucking video
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  Speaker 1: was great, pure pure vibes. Francis welcome.
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  Speaker 6: Incredible kind of positive energy from that video.
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  Speaker 1: See, he doesn't miss a beat. That's why we can't
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  Speaker 1: even shame him that hard. And we didn't even I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how many likes we got. It was a
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  Speaker 1: like to save Francis Sass's life and one like to
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  Speaker 1: shame you sass Is.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 6: He's he's decomposing at the moment, so he's not. Well,
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  Speaker 6: we're here to see you brother.
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  Speaker 1: Likewise, dude. Yeah, so so we'll start on this before
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  Speaker 1: we talk about sass Is fucking still alive but barely alive. Body.
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  Speaker 1: We had the Secret Santa, and then I didn't get
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  Speaker 1: my gift from Large, but well it just came in today.
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  Speaker 6: What have you got here? Are we opening it?
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  Speaker 1: I mean so I unwrapped it already it's a it's
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  Speaker 1: a beautiful ashtray. Come on, fucking nice And is the
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  Speaker 1: a f f arturo or is it for Adam Frown?
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  Speaker 1: coming post haste, we're gonna have to have this as
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  Speaker 1: a nice centerpiece.
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  Speaker 6: That's so nice.
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  Speaker 1: Tga is trying to influence me to spark up a
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  Speaker 1: cigar right now. I said I couldn't possibly.
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  Speaker 6: One time I had Large come to my birthday party
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  Speaker 6: and he brought a bottle of champagne with a saber
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  Speaker 6: that was engraved with my name in it the saber,
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  Speaker 6: and he taught us how to saber a bottle of champagne.
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  Speaker 6: Boy he and any they really love to just go
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  Speaker 6: all out for their friends. They really do.
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  Speaker 1: That's a great way to describe it. They're such good
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  Speaker 1: party guests. There's such interesting people, so generous, so appreciative,
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  Speaker 1: so real. I really don't have enough good shit to
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  Speaker 1: say about them. Incrediblyle we have a positive ass episode.
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  Speaker 1: He also blessed me with this zippo.
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  Speaker 6: Come on, because he knows me WHOA Yeah, he's a
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  Speaker 6: boobs guy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fucking two huge cans. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you probably can see them from outer space. Some Spanish
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  Speaker 1: shout of a boy? Dad? He keep away spaniol Now
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  Speaker 1: so this is made in the U.
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  Speaker 6: S A. What is that? What do you what did
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  Speaker 6: you say? Huh? What was all that Spanish?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry? But son of a Boy? Dad is a
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  Speaker 1: is a Spanish game?
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  Speaker 6: Now? Do you do you have that much Spanish? Are
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  Speaker 6: you that adept?
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  Speaker 1: I really? Only the only Spanish I know is stuff
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  Speaker 1: that I picked up on the rides on the monorail
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  Speaker 1: at Disney World. Come on, how it's clear of the doors.
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  Speaker 6: You look at you, look at us. I am a
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  Speaker 6: different color.
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  Speaker 1: We thought that you were gonna be a pale color,
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  Speaker 1: so we washed it out in a different way. When
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  Speaker 1: you came in Spanish, boy, it came in orange.
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  Speaker 6: Today A city biked so hard to be here. I
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  Speaker 6: was having a Dave doesn't watch this show, right.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, not only when Sass isn't here, which means
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  Speaker 1: that today he's watching. He might be watching. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead.
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  Speaker 6: I went to a lunch with some very old friends
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  Speaker 6: in my high school. My excuse me, my college roommates.
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  Speaker 6: Really we never get together. We haven't seen each other
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  Speaker 6: in years. One of my college roommates, two of them
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  Speaker 6: are very dear friends. One of them is I'm the
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  Speaker 6: godfather of his daughter, so I'm very close with one
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  Speaker 6: of them. But the rest I really never see. I mean,
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  Speaker 6: all of us never get together. I think COVID did that,
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  Speaker 6: like we did. We had our ten year reunion and
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  Speaker 6: we didn't got nobody went because it was COVID And
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  Speaker 6: is that welcome?
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  Speaker 1: Did you weed out some of the riff raff in
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  Speaker 1: that scenario? I mean, was it like?
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  Speaker 6: All my college roommates are great people, They're super successful,
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  Speaker 6: they're wonderful. I enjoy seeing them, but we just people
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  Speaker 6: have kind of been scattered to the winds, you know.
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  Speaker 6: And there was a lunch that was organized for today
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  Speaker 6: at one o'clock for all of our college roommates, and
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  Speaker 6: every single guy showed up.
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  Speaker 1: That's fucking awesome.
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  Speaker 6: And it was at a point where it was like, well,
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  Speaker 6: I can't not go. Yeah, I can't be the only guy.
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  Speaker 1: Who would the job that he can't get out of.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, because they're all doing so much better than I am,
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  Speaker 6: so for me to be like, sorry, guys, I can't
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  Speaker 6: make it. I got a pudcast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would have been weak. And it just shows that, well,
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  Speaker 1: these guys being able to go shows how successful they are.
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  Speaker 1: They're so in control of their day and their schedule
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  Speaker 1: that they're like, Mary, clear the schedule, I have a
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  Speaker 1: fucking you know. And so you had just showed that
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  Speaker 1: you were of that same level of I think.
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  Speaker 6: One guy flew here. No private, No, I'm not even
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  Speaker 6: fucking kidding right now, are you?
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  Speaker 1: Even if you're not stopping at Peterborough?
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  Speaker 6: There is private whoa come on, brother, I like that.
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  Speaker 6: this crew.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: And uh you know, so I rode a city bike
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  Speaker 6: up there and we went contract We went to Smith
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  Speaker 6: and Wilenski.
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  Speaker 1: You've been there, Uh no, I haven't. I was was
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  Speaker 1: it upper West Upper.
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  Speaker 6: Breese kind of about forty ninth and third.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was thinking about going yesterday.
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  Speaker 6: Honestly it was.
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  Speaker 1: I was looking for a stake lunch yesterday. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: even I'm not going because I was seeing that the
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  Speaker 1: tree going to it's right by the trees.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I drove, I run by the tree and I
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  Speaker 6: was so I was so enraptured by the tree that
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  Speaker 6: I started to worry I wasn't paying enough attention to
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  Speaker 6: the route that I was on, which hearkens to the
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  Speaker 6: text exchange we had yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I know, that's why I was like, Francis is
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  Speaker 1: city biking here. I didn't stop trying to get me
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  Speaker 1: off the roads because I want to good at the
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  Speaker 1: city bike.
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  Speaker 6: I want to get you off the roads because when
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  Speaker 6: I ride with you, it's like following a fucking Tasmanian devil.
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  Speaker 1: Or just the devil, like I'm the devil on the
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  Speaker 1: wrong shoulder, being like, come down this road.
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  Speaker 6: You don't need to wait for that light.
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  Speaker 1: It's suggested, Yeah, curse at this guy who looks like
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  Speaker 1: he has a gun, or at least could beat your ass,
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  Speaker 1: start a fight with an absolute stranger. Fucking that pothole,
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  Speaker 1: speed up for it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but we we had this in the New York
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  Speaker 6: comedy community. There was a comedian who tragically passed away recently.
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  Speaker 6: And I don't neither of us, neither you nor I
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  Speaker 6: knew him.
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  Speaker 1: No, but it seemed like everybody I knew no knew him.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah exactly. And he died and I didn't know how
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  Speaker 6: he had died. And he I found out yesterday because
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  Speaker 6: I did I Finances Pod with Jordan Jensen.
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  Speaker 1: With Jordan That's right, great show, which was a riot
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  Speaker 1: by the way.
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  Speaker 6: They're so funny, they are so out there and they're good.
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  Speaker 6: They were good friends with him. And it turned out
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  Speaker 6: that he had been riding a city bike, an electric
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  Speaker 6: city bike, which is what you and I ride every
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  Speaker 6: day when we go home together. Not just because we
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  Speaker 6: lived together. We lived in the same building.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he's getting gayer and gayer. Why we don't live together.
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  Speaker 1: We're just fucking. We're just fucking.
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  Speaker 6: We're just inside each other habitually. No understand we uh
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  Speaker 6: we rode We were at home together on these e
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  Speaker 6: bikes all the time. And and uh it turned out
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  Speaker 6: that this young man, this great comedian, had been riding
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  Speaker 6: a city bike to work at eight thirty in the
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  Speaker 6: morning and he hit a pothole, no car involved, flipped
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  Speaker 6: over the handlebars and hit his head and die.
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  Speaker 1: Man, that's so sad.
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  Speaker 6: And I texted Roan about this. I was like, hey, man,
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  Speaker 6: this is the story. I think we need to be
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  Speaker 6: really careful because this is you know, this is not
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  Speaker 6: irresponsible bike riding. We do this all the time. We
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  Speaker 6: ride like idiots, and we both agreed to kind of
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  Speaker 6: button it up. And then sure enough, today I completely
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  Speaker 6: divorced myself from that pledge.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even see a helmet, brother.
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  Speaker 6: No, no helmet. I mean, I got my haircut today,
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  Speaker 6: so I'm not gonna helmet.
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  Speaker 1: Very goods layered, textured.
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  Speaker 6: How are you? What's going on with you?
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  Speaker 1: I fantastic rest in piece of that guy though, that yeah,
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  Speaker 1: yeah sucks. What's his name.
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  Speaker 3: That?
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  Speaker 6: I'm embarrassed to say that. It's escaping me right now.
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  Speaker 6: It's either Cory or well.
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  Speaker 1: Rest in peace to that, to an absolute legend that
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  Speaker 1: that died. That shit sucks, and.
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  Speaker 6: Uh, Casey Casey was it Casey? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: But I mean it just sucks. It's just you know,
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  Speaker 1: in the comments, let us know. I'm sorry, it's just
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  Speaker 1: super sad that shit is. But people are saying, imagine
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  Speaker 1: dying on a city bike, dude, twenty people. I looked up,
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  Speaker 1: twenty people die here on city bikes.
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a lot. What wait for real? Yes? How many? Right?
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: No, twenty people die on bikes in New York, not
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: necessarily only on city bikes. Okay, but that's still a
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: fucking lot. Okay, like three pedestrians get killed by city bikes,
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: like the city the electric city bikes are fucking weapons.
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: They are.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: And I also saw in that same article they were like,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: women are, uh, you know, dissuaded from riding city bikes
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: because men ride so aggressively.
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: Wait is that? Why would that?
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: That was in the same New York Post article?
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: So what I married any article women are riding less
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: because men ride aggressively. Yeah, I feel like it's a
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: pretty level playing field. I don't like we all have
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: the same weapon. Yeah, you know what, I mean, the
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: same speed. It certainly does. Thighs are not usurping my thighs,
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: I don't.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: In some cases they might be with my thighs. You know,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: I have thin thighs. You think I'm.
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: PASSI but you're a good rider. You're selling yourself short.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: But the average woman has well, I don't know what
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: the average woman has. But at the same time, my
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: thighs are skinnier than lots of folks. So I feel
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: like they could be industrialized to hit the fucking eighteen
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: miles an hour.
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: It's not the thigh, it's the guy. It's not the thigh,
• 18:27
  Speaker 6: it's the guy.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: It's these high testosterone cyclist warriors that are ripping through
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: the city.
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: I'm ready to really peel back some layers and get
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: gritty with you right now. Let me tell you I'm
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: working on the Francis Ellis's Top ten nice list for
• 18:51
  Speaker 6: the year. Ooh, and I mean nice in the way
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: that the black culture uses the tope.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: This boy is nice, yes, exactly, not like the way
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Santa Claus uses the word no, the way Santa Claus
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: uses it. Santa Claus couldn't be wider.
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: It is a play on the Santa's Nice versus Naughty list,
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: but it is a absolute cultural appropriation of the black
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: sense of nice. List.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: My battle rap, my compliment battle rap series was called
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: the Nicest Really, which was the same double entendre.
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: Do you know how good you were in that?
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: I'll take out?
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: Are you ever? Are you ever aware? Like how much
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: it troubles me how humble round is achievements?
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what am I going to get from maybe
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: like which is very material and shallow. So any points
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: I get for being good at something I completely subtract
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: from myself from being so metric centric.
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: I think there's almost something cooler about the fact that
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: it's a little esoteric so that nobody likes it. Oh,
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: he's so good that it's not nobody. It's not nobody.
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: It's that people of taste watch it. People color people
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: of taste, No, people of taste. Now, when someone tells
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: me that they know you from battle rap, I value
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: that person more.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: When someone tips back their flat brim hat.
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: It's like when people tell me that they like me
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: for my writing as opposed to other things that I've done,
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: I immediately think higher of that.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Person that they're a little bit in the now.
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: They're just they're people of These are people of.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Taste, and so what what of your accomplishments? If someone
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: said I know you from this? Would you be like, Okay,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: you don't even fucking know me.
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: This is a segment about you, but a thing of
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: flipping it back.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: To me, I'll have my answer. I'll answer it where
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: it's like, oh, you know me from fucking this? Like,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: all right, who gives a fuck?
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: I think that people who who don't you know, people
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: who don't know me necessarily for like the Game of
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: Throne songs or the traffic stopping video or alternate side parking,
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: but know me from my written work, My blogs. I
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: think my blogs are things that they don't attract a
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: huge audience, but the people who do read them are
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: typically people that I would be more inclined to like,
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: have a longer conversation with, because it's.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Like, you get me when I'm at my most expressed.
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: Oh I'm just I'm just I'm writing in a way
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: that you know. It isn't for everyone. It's not it's
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: not uh, it's.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Not for the illiterates.
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: I don't even I'm not even gonna play like a
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: superiority card here. It's I just think, like I I
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: I'm not. I'm not for everyone. Not everyone gets it's
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: a nice thing.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: To know though.
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: There's layers to it. It's it's it's long, you kind
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: of make it can be boring. It can be boring,
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: like I'll throw myself under the bus. So those who
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: do read it and like it, I think we think similarly.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Like if someone's just like yo, Barstool to me, they're
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: just like, oh, you're the guy from Barstool, I'm gonna
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: have I'm gonna be less inclined to give them a
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: moment of my time, as opposed to if they're like yo,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I like you from battle rap or yo, I like
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: you from this specific series or something.
• 22:41
  Speaker 6: That you did. My guess is that you put the
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: most effort and time into prepping for your battle raps.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Oh for sure.
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: I put the most effort and time into prepping my
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: into writing my blog. And so someone who appreciates the
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: thing that you spend the most time on is a
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: patient person, is a discerning person.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Or just they're more rare. This is a Tommy smokes
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: his and the more rare the compliment, the better the compliment.
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: That maybe.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: So one time a guy had a rough and rowdy
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: came up to me and he was like, aren't you
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: the guy from twenty first in Prime the podcast with
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Dion Sanders. I talked to him for ninety minutes. Dude,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: I talked to him for an hour and a half.
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: He was like, holy fuck, that's a guy who's going
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: to like negotiate your next lease with you. Hey, man,
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: I'm a real estate broker, Like let me know, and
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: you're like, yeah, I will let you know. And then
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: he does and he does a good job. Yeah.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: This was also a guy who could probably like shoot
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: six bottles in a row with a six shooter that
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: were perched up on a log in the back of
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: a holler. Not even a quarry or the woods. It
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: was specifically a holler. This is a dude who's fucking
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: spending time at a holler. This guy's got a fucking
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: rope swing and he could do tricks off of it.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: It was that type of audience anyway, the nicest list.
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: I like that. No, no, no, don't don't. Don't you
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: dare think that I'm done hearing your point because everything
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: you say is valuable. You're very economical with what you
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: have to say. But I do I did wanna, I
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: did want to add something. Please. Uh. This is a
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: new segment introducing to Son of a Boy. Dad called
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: was this a crime? Okay? I am. I am very
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: curious whether or not I committed a crime.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Damn if you're curious, I feel like most of the
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: time it is a crime.
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: I want your opinion. I don't trust SAS's opinion, so
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: I'm glad he's not here for this.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: This is a positive episode. No Sas not being here
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: at the positivities through the fucking roof.
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: Best numbers we've ever had.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Sas is probably in his fucking apartment literally coughing out
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: yellow clouds of dust.
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: He is a discussed seeing human being, a disgrace to himself,
• 25:02
  Speaker 6: a disgrace to his family.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: He's damaging the ozone layer with whatever's coming out of
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: his body right now.
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: If he were to ever ask a tattooist for his
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: family crest upon between betwixt his shoulder blades, they would
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: say no on the on the grounds that he does
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: not honor his family.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Also, his shoulders touched in the front is kind of
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: the vibe.
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: Jackie, are you keen to join? What's going on? What
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: are you doing poking your head?
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Come top of How about the microphone? What do you
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: hop on for one secondat can't can't.
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: Just sit just sit right here? You need just live.
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: We've got Jackie, winner of the barstools spelling bee. Who
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: uh yeah that's okay, Andrew h yeah female Jackie jack Okay,
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: well listen, he respects me so much. Jackie was a mistake.
• 26:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah wait, I don't need to be here.
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: Flashback to your dad. So let's move on from Jackie.
• 26:28
  Speaker 10: No, no, no, no, Jackie, Like, how do you guys have
• 26:36
  Speaker 10: the comments like aren't you.
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: It's not good. We don't read him. We try not
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: to read him.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Did you guys get me in comments?
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: No, it's all there. It's a stream of consciousness. It's
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: a CBS receipt.
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: Top tier wife material.
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: Jackie Jackie uh won the Spelling Bee, which was hosted
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: by Roan in spy of the fact that she was
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: very much searching mid spell for corrective looks and thoughts.
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: I had too much integrity.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Is your okay?
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: Well, like Roan was making, it was a little easy
• 27:27
  Speaker 7: to tell. But it's like it's called it's it's emotional intelligence.
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: We all want to We all wanted you to win.
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: We all wanted yeah, of course, again, as I said earlier,
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: like you needed the money the most. Well, you're looking tan,
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: but a little money might make that tan look even
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: more natural.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: You saying that I should just send it to I'm.
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: Saying you should go to a better tanning place, and
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: I'm being a fucking asshole and you should give it
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: to me.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: That's fair.
• 28:03
  Speaker 7: You know what fair? I used like one from CBS downstairs.
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: Come on, Jackie, you have five grand to play with.
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: That's cash to fifty with. They fucking got it it.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, what taxes did they Actually?
• 28:17
  Speaker 7: Turns out people don't talk about that enough.
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: It was a direct deposit into your bank account. Yeah,
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: when I want spelling me, they handed me cash.
• 28:25
  Speaker 10: Well, I was worried it was gonna have to be
• 28:27
  Speaker 10: like from Dave, and then Dave would be like, who
• 28:28
  Speaker 10: the fuck is this random producer who not who you are? Well, yeah,
• 28:32
  Speaker 10: but like he doesn't like I don't know, but so
• 28:38
  Speaker 10: I guess I would prefer it for Barsel anyways, that's
• 28:41
  Speaker 10: you could have done the same thing again. It's emotional intelligence,
• 28:44
  Speaker 10: which is a form of intelligence.
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: I have honor. This wasn't a game. This was a
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: spelling bee.
• 28:51
  Speaker 7: Do you do you think that next year you're going
• 28:52
  Speaker 7: to try and like have a poker face more.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Uh no, I think the chances of you winning next
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: year are are well. Yeah, I don't know that it
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: would be an impressive repeat. But it was hard for
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Francis to repeat. It's hard for anybody to repeat, so
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's going to be harder. But I
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: was more cognizant because I could tell in the moment
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: that you were changing your answers based on my facial
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: expression dingo, which is a little bit but to emotional intelligence,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: like you're saying, what was bingo?
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: I said Bengo. I said, Bengal to what he said,
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: stop reading the comments. We are responding to each other.
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: This is a personality driven podcast.
• 29:27
  Speaker 7: Okay, okay, do you guys do these labs a.
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: Lot once a week, yeah, on Wednesdays, but we typically don't.
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: We're not able to see the comments.
• 29:37
  Speaker 7: Okay, okay, interesting.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: I was enjoying you roasting Jackie's tan, but we have
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: been very positive.
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: Jackie gives me this, She gives me this.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: You don't need. So the last thing that as you
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: leave that, I was going to say that the video
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: that you did about the gift exchange, I thought was
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: very good and positive, very good video.
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: Very much in contrasts to the tans you get, which
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: are the closest thing to blackface that whites can do.
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: It is truly chemical. You are lowering your life expectancy. Orange, Orange,
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: you glad you fucking jumped on this podcast.
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: Orange, then Pale, I stand by that.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: You trust me.
• 30:24
  Speaker 7: You would think I'm a lot less hot without.
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: How about how about not pale but red? Like me?
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: I look red. Look at me on the camera, I
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: look I look like I'm it looked like I took
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: the stairs like I'm holding my breath on right now. Actually,
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: I look like I take offense at the fact that
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: the Washington Redskins were once called the Washington Redskins. You
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: do look advocating on behalf of them becoming the commanders.
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: That's me. I'm that guy. I'm the one white. Do
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: you among a sea of sue?
• 31:00
  Speaker 7: You make people uncomfortable by the way that you stare
• 31:03
  Speaker 7: and talk to something.
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: I think it's I think it's a major ad advantage
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: that I have.
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it makes me uncomfortable.
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: Every since Benjamin Franklin slept like four and a half
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: hours a night. As a result, you spent the rest
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: of the time thinking, I don't blink. I can therefore
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: see more like a great parallel, like like the fish.
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: Restaurant to talk to, like, oh my god, you're.
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: Trying to not end as sentence with a preposition, the
• 31:31
  Speaker 6: cadence in which you talked to, and yet you still
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: did nast swap never end ascendenced with the preposition.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: You can't understand with the preposition. But did you just
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: say that you thought that you were Benjamin Franklin in
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: a past life?
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: Do you think that he was a woman?
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Truly?
• 31:49
  Speaker 10: Like full hardly believe it. I big time storried about
• 31:53
  Speaker 10: Benjamin Franklin. I like just knowing my heart of hearts
• 31:56
  Speaker 10: like that was me really like I see picture permiture.
• 31:59
  Speaker 7: But I'm like.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Two things about him. One he air dried every time
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: that he bathed. He would walk in circles in his
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: back yard like that Third In Market in Philadelphia. And
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: also syphilis.
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: That's the part that I don't really relate to. I
• 32:18
  Speaker 7: forgot about.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Almost all I know about him. Good fun the kite,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: the kite alone, else out.
• 32:25
  Speaker 6: Of here, Jackie, thanks for interrupting. What the fuck? What
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: a derailment that was?
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: We were doing so well featuring Jackie. It's been a
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: while since we had a female, a female guest on here.
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: People are wondering if I'm drunk. I'm not drunk. I'm fine,
• 32:43
  Speaker 6: he's fine. Teetering.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, what did you guys eat at this lunch?
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: And how was the bill split? And yeah, I assume
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: you guys got steaks? Was it long cut steaks that
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: were like kind of chopped into small shareable pieces?
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: A bingo. We had a couple of poor houses for
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: two or seven of us. We had two porterhouses for
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: two that were divvied up and then you know some
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: kind of like New York strip or something.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I actually want to know everything you ordered, because that's
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: the kind of guy I am. I had a vicarious life.
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: I lead. Yeah, I had a Rye Manhattan up when
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: I arrived, and we sort of gathered at the bar
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: no ice, but the glasses are chilled, and when you
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: go to Smith and Wallinski it is served in, as
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: they put it, a bird bath. There's so much volume
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: of liquor. I don't know how to them. It could
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: it could be a drink. It's so much.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: I had not even expected that you had any alcohol
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: in you, and now I'm seeing it.
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: I do. I do apologize. I like it. What the
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: Unfortunately I can I can handle myself and I'm not
• 33:53
  Speaker 6: gonna be.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: I truly don't care if you're different.
• 33:57
  Speaker 6: It's just different.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care at all. If you're it's not.
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: Gonna be it's not gonna be a mess.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: But so you had multiple steaks, well, I had.
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: I had a Rye Manhattan when I when I arrived,
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: and then we finally got seated. We had six, we
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: had seven people. We had a reservation for six. They
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: were put off that we had an extra it's a
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: place where they have the power. Mmmm. So they were like,
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: we'll see if we can make this work. Do you
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: know what I mean?
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: They tried to spook you. It just they probably were
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: gonna make it work, but they also they weren't going
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: to be so giving. They were going to scold you
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: a little.
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, my buddy goes, well, could we have a maybe
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: could we accommodate seven in the grill, which I guess
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: is some adjacent room And the guy goes, people make
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: reservations for seven in the grill in October for this time. Yeah,
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: he flexed on you. It's lunch.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: He flexed on a group of flexers too.
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: It's like, well, we got a we got a reservation
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: for six three weeks ago. Now I don't leave that,
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: but okay. So fortunately they were able to accommodate us,
• 35:05
  Speaker 6: but it took us. It took a while, which is
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: what led to me being late.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Did you tell them that you shop at barber barber?
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Did you tell them I went the horror wax.
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: My jackets have wax on them. They are waterproof, even
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: though they don't look so we uh finally got seated,
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: but the problem was because we were so delayed. I
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: ordered another Rye Manhattan up.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: I was sitting at the bar milling about was.
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: It this time? It was at the table, And then
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: I ordered the wine.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Come on, are we talking about what vintage?
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: We did a Chateau Montalna, California cab It was from
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: the Captain's list. I don't even know what the fuck
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: that means, but this was some selection from like a
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: Psalm or maybe whatever I said to our group.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: At first time, I thought you meant psalm, like the
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: fucking Book of the Bible. Is that like PSL?
• 36:03
  Speaker 6: Is that right?
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: Oh yes?
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Not like yes, I am like a yeah, Psalms. They
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: say to have the dry cabernet from the Napa Valley.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: They often recommend that. So you had the fucking two
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Manhattans up and then you.
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: Hide it two And then I was in the wine and.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: You had like a sixty style lunch.
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: Look, I had two Manhattans and a glass of wine
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: and I don't drink that much right now. So I
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: think between that and the fact that I then hopped
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: on a city bike to get back here and raced.
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: I mean, dude, the way I was biking, you would
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: have been concerned.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was.
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: At one point, I think I was on a bus.
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: I actually rode the bike onto a commuter bus and
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: they were like Spider Man, you know, like.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: A chase scene from The Mighty Ducks or some shit
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: They put the mask back on me and they were like,
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: let him be. You're a hold, He's done his part.
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: And they carried you to the office as a crowd.
• 37:12
  Speaker 6: They brought me back to barstool parked. The bike got
• 37:17
  Speaker 6: in here at three or four pm. You were already
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: ripping filibustering the live episode of Son of a Boy
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: Dad because little Sas Squatch is suffering.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Wait, so, uh, I'm seeing it more and more every moment.
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: Do you have this kind of like a holy shit,
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: what's going like an ash.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Situation on the shirt or what is going on in this.
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: S This is the pubic discharge of the microphone.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is a puby mic. Yeah, this is
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: a kind of light afro puby mic.
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: So I'm here, I'm here. But oh the segment, the
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: new segment.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Is and then we're gonna make fun of SaaS, So
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: stick around if you want to see his make fun
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: of sass. But is this a crime?
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: Is this a crime? I went just I went to
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: Whole Foods yesterday.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: More like whole paycheck, as my boy Frank the Tank
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: would say.
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: I went to Whole Foods. I was on my way home.
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: My wife had said, I want perfect bars. Do you
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: know perfect bars?
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know them.
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: There are these peanut butter kind of flaved like uh,
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: protein bars, their meal replacement bars there. They're so delicious,
• 38:26
  Speaker 6: They're so good. They're ridiculous how good they are. I
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: don't think they're super healthy, they're but they're really tasty.
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: And we'll have like if I'm on a rush in
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: the morning, I'll have a perfect bar and a banana
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: for breakfast and that'll do for a good amount. So
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: they have in the deep. You have to refrigerate them.
• 38:52
  Speaker 6: You can buy them individually or if you dig deep
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: in the refrigerated locker. They have the sort of whole
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: sale boxes. I grabbed one of these whole sale boxes.
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: It has eight perfect bars in it, and then I
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: got into the self checkout line. And when I went
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: into the self checkout line, I scanned the bar code
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: that was taped to the eight bar box. Oh no,
• 39:18
  Speaker 6: and it was for one bar. Oh no, so like
• 39:24
  Speaker 6: it was like a dollar and thirty nine cents and
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: I put that in my bag and I didn't do anything.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: So your so your question is is theft a crime?
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Well that is the question.
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: Is this theft?
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: And no?
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: And because because because I scanned the one bar code
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: I had on a self checkout thing, even though when
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: it registered, I knew there's no way that the eight
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: bars in this box qualify or a mass to one
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: dollar when you put.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: It down, When you put it down on the checkout
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: little area, the weighted area, did it show up as
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: being at all?
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: That thing is stupid. That thing is our word, and I.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Mean our word, yes, not our word are but really
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: their word honestly.
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: Sure, as I've said with Sassy Times, that is their word.
• 40:34
  Speaker 6: If they took it back, maybe we would start respecting it.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Sure, but I think that it's not a crime. And
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: here's why I'll tell you that, because I was in
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: a similar situation with some of my boys recently where
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: we all ran into a Nike store and took an
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: entire rack of performance tech jackets and sprinted out the
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: front door, and no one stopped us.
• 40:59
  Speaker 6: What was this? A Black Lives Matter protest. How did
• 41:02
  Speaker 6: you find the cover?
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: That's what I was getting out?
• 41:05
  Speaker 6: How did you find the cover to get away with that?
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: That's what I was We put a piece of tape
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: over our license plate, so even as the store employees
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: were filming us on the way out of there. So
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: if that's okay, I just think that low level theft
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: is kind of being wiped away in these United States.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: I really think that people don't give a fuck, except
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: for at Dumbo Market. I saw all of the employees
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: kind of surround a guy with a dog who was
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: trying to steal some stuff. The dog was no the dog,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: The dog wasn't accomplished, but I think that they were like,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: because as I was checking out there, like, man, you
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: really stock that dog, And the one kid was like
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: I would have kicked the dog, like I don't give
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: a fuck, and so but they basically had to take
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: all the stuff away from the guy. But I saw
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: him as he was trying to walk out, and I
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: was like, it's probably because that's a one off market.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: But if you work for a CVS Walmart, it's a
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Nike outlet, the whole paychecks forget, you're good to fucking
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: walk out with whatever you can hold in your hands.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: It's like the fucking supermarket sweep dude. You just put
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: as much as you can fit in your shirt like this,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: and you're pretty much good to go. No one gives
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: a fuck about items anymore. They know the corporations are
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: rolling in it. New corporations are making enough money to
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: buy fucking jets that they can stuff with little kids
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: and fucking turn into these pedophilic cabals. They're having a
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: fucking blast. If you own a corporation, it doesn't matter
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: to you.
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: You're not wrong, You're not wrong. And with the advent
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: of this revelation of the Epstein Flight Manifesto, I have
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: to say there's a small part of me that hopes
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: somehow my name turns up on that list. I don't
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: know why. I don't think there's any way. I never
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: knew him. I don't know the man, but.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: I look it would be an honor, like as a father,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: but it would be an.
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: Honest he's a father I never had for sure. I
• 42:59
  Speaker 6: would like to go to the Caribbean, the Bahamas, wherever
• 43:03
  Speaker 6: the fuck that island was, with old Jeff.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: And Chris Chris uh Tucker and fucking Kevin Spacey and
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: all the fucking heavy hitters that were out there.
• 43:12
  Speaker 6: Oh my heroes.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: And it was and it was heroes across all different disciplines,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: that's right. Financial guys, political guys, actors, musicians, everybody was
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: getting in on it.
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: He was an equal opportunity enabler.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Right, the kit, the kit.
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the most progressive supplier of underage people that you
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: could ask for.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't care if you were black or white.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: As long as you were a pedophile, he was good
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: with you. He really didn't. He wasn't like, oh man, woman,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: that's fine. He had the glass ceiling was shattered by him.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: As long as you're a pedophile, you can break bread
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: with him. And I think he has he has to
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: be a little bit applauded for that slight.
• 43:58
  Speaker 6: It was the He was the Jack Robinson of pedophilia.
• 44:02
  Speaker 6: He broke the age barrier, thought outside the box.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Well, dude, I think that a lot of yeah, there was.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: I mean I think that pedophilia is old, like it's
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: just now it's just now becoming not cool, yes, you
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. It's just like it's more of
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: a recent thing. So he's kind of like a like
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: a hipster kind of vibe. He's like throwing it back
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: to the age of when pedophilia was was awesome and untouchable.
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: But that's not wrong. That's not wrong.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: But in summation, I think that you were okay for
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: exposing a loophole in what Whole Paychecks was doing. And
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: I think if anyone's listening to that, I think they
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: should be taking advantage of it right now, digging in
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: the back of the freezer section. And if any of
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: the executives of Whole Paycheck are listening, they should be
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: thanking you for exposing this loophole. You're like the guy
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: who brought a gun through security to prove that he
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: could do it, to be like, hey, if I can
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: do it, you're you know, you're turning yourself in essentially,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: you know, like, this is a problem that you guys have.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: This is my fault.
• 45:13
  Speaker 6: I appreciate that.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: That's a very well did you have a guilty conscience?
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: Well a little bit, you know, I don't. I'm not
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: a big theft guy. And here's what I kind of
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: settled on. I in that moment, I settled on this,
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: which is that if the one attendant who is refereeing
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: the twenty people that are in the self checkout line
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: were to somehow catch that I had scanned a twelve
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: or fifteen dollars item for a dollar and thirty nine
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: cents and call me on it and say, hey, you
• 45:54
  Speaker 6: knew better, you knew that was more expensive. I wouldn't
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: have to play dumb. I would have to play medium.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: You mean, like a telepathic medium.
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: Or like like a no no, just medium stupid.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I don't have to play smart, obviously,
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: but I don't have to play dumb. I get it.
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: I get to say, well, I scanned it, I did
• 46:27
  Speaker 6: my part, and I just didn't even look. That's not
• 46:31
  Speaker 6: playing dumb. Playing dumb is like oh I thought all
• 46:35
  Speaker 6: these things were free or something, you know what I mean?
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: Like that, I playing playing medium stupid is something I
• 46:46
  Speaker 6: can live with. It's a joy, honestly, as a smart,
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: as someone who people condemn to being smart, I don't
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: get away with playing dumb.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Very wear it like an armband.
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: I don't get to play dump, but I can go
• 47:02
  Speaker 6: one tier down. I can go to playing medium, I think,
• 47:07
  Speaker 6: and get away with it.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: How would you have acted if someone was like, hey man,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: you're stealing those. What would your exact words be, I.
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: Said, well, I scanned it. What do you mean I
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: scanned the price tag that was on the box? What
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: do you mean I'm stealing those?
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: So did you in the moment clock it and give
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: a furtive left to right glance?
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: I gave no furtive glance. There was no There was
• 47:39
  Speaker 6: no furtive I did not look to my neighbor and say, hey, pal,
• 47:44
  Speaker 6: did you see that you're paying full price for the
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: broccoli rob Whereas if you if you found one that
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: was listed improperly. Dude, I hate to say, I've to
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: go to the bathroom so badly.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: You brother, brother, go piss.
• 47:58
  Speaker 6: Can you hold it down the four for one second seconds?
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Of course? I can hold down the fork. I can
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: hold down the fork. I can hold down the knife.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: I got the ship on fucking lock.
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: Brother, dude.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: It's good to have Francis in here, because he's shitfaced dude.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: I couldn't tell it first, but now every word he says,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: he that boy is throwing around slurs, and I don't
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: mean the racial kind. That boy is fucking rich with slurs.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: I couldn't fucking believe how he was fucking ripping that thing.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: It's fucking sweet to hear. It's sweet to hear somebody
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: drunk like that. Makes me wish that I was living
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: in a time where you could get a fucking fat lunch.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: You could go out and get a fucking sazarak or
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: some shit like that, have a full ass pork chop
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: or something like that, a pounded fucking pork chop, fucking
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: beef Wellington for lunch and just be shit face and
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: your secretary's there making sexual advances or some shit like that,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: doing nasty things with a cigar or something like that.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Those are the fucking old days. People don't even have
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: secretaries anymore. Now secretaries are a fucking desktop and it's
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: somebody who's like, not even it. But but now it's
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: like somebody who's in Taiwan who's like, yeah, like, I'm
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: just a temp agency hires me to sit in front
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: of my screen for eight hours a day so you
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: don't have to have someone sitting in front of their screen.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: It's fucking preposterous. We've lost the secretaries. And the secretary
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: day used to be the same day as Earth Day,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: which is the same day as the Philly Fanatics birthday,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: which is the same day as my birthday, which is
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: something I used to celebrate altogether. Now me, the Philly
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Fanatic and fucking Mother Nature are just celebrating on our own,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: which is some bullshit. Rone needs corn Rows asap. I
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: fucking feel that, bro, I fucking feel what the what
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: the chat saying on that one? I look like to
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: a tongue of I looo with some with some corn rows,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: people would fucking love it. Francis is gonna hate the
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: show so so much. It says like you ever listen,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: like you would listen back to this show that would
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: never fucking happen.
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: You just got to move on. You move on and
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: hope that at the end of the year you get renewed.
• 50:16
  Speaker 6: That's all it is.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Who's fucking getting renewed this year? Dude? Do you think
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: that we're going to thin the herd this year?
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: I want to take advantage of the fact that you're
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: drunk and fucking get some nasty information out of you.
• 50:30
  Speaker 6: For what it's worth. I'm not drunk. I'm fine. I
• 50:35
  Speaker 6: would say fine is the word that I would choose.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Dude, I don't care if you're drunk.
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: No, I know you don't. I yes, I worry a
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: little bit. You worry, you worry a little you worry
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: a little bit.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: No, I'm honestly because these shows are the one off
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: videos that we've been doing at Barstool New York have
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: been doing very well recently. And bear with me for
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: a second. So We've done the New York Election Costume
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Contest OnlyFans, Pageant Tank, Cook Spelling Bee, Secret Saying, Joey's
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving Extravaganza, Klemmer's Scavenger Hunt's coming up soon, Barceol Beth's Athlete,
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: and I think there's maybe even a murder murder mystery.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: All those that's ten videos, all of them over one
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: hundred thousand views. Pretty fucking good million views aggregated. One
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: of the next view videos that I want to do
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: is a drunk storytelling video where just a bunch of
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: people from the office get together, sit around in a circle,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: have drinks and tell stories. The word a rare office
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: where people can just fucking get drunk. Dude, who gives
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: a fuck? Nobody's in charge.
• 51:41
  Speaker 6: I think I think that's the big question is would
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: we rather have someone here who is somewhat cognizant, a
• 51:50
  Speaker 6: little tipsy perhaps, but here present versus someone who is
• 51:55
  Speaker 6: justcess absolutely.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Who's dead, sober and at home absent?
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: Who's absent? You know what I mean? And I don't.
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: I don't know the answer to that one hundred.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Percent of someone who's in here drunk. I don't give
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: a fucking people are drunk. I don't even care if
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: people can do their jobs well or not. I truly don't.
• 52:12
  Speaker 6: I'm here, I'm queer. Deal deal with it.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Deal with it. He's fucking queer, that's right. So can
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: we get back to the nicest Oh.
• 52:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: I'm so happy that you are calling me on that.
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: Can I tell you Roan that I have a major
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: fucking bone to pick.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: We're talking Marrow.
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: This is major smoke that I am ready to unveil
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: to this live audience that is with us today. M
• 52:52
  Speaker 6: I made a point a couple of weeks ago out
• 52:54
  Speaker 6: loud that I thought Jersey Jerry was one of the
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: funniest people at barso of course I agree, I thought
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: he was. I said that. I said, I think Jersey
• 53:03
  Speaker 6: Jerry is one of the funniest people at Barstool.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: I remember you said that. You said, Jersey Jerry's one
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: of the funniest people at barstool.
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: That's it word for work.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Verbadam.
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: I'm glad you're here to be our stenographer.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: I was taking copious notes our court reporter.
• 53:18
  Speaker 6: That's right, I said, I think Jersey Jerry is so funny.
• 53:21
  Speaker 6: He makes me laugh, perhaps more than anyone. But I'm
• 53:25
  Speaker 6: not going to go so far as to say the most.
• 53:27
  Speaker 6: I recognize that there are a lot of very funny
• 53:29
  Speaker 6: people here. I think Caleb is very funny. I know
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: you're very funny.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Thank you, my brother.
• 53:35
  Speaker 6: I think you fly under the radar because you're such
• 53:39
  Speaker 6: a gay guy. You're you're just as I've said before,
• 53:44
  Speaker 6: You're a rising tide. You float all boats. You make
• 53:47
  Speaker 6: everyone around you funnier.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: And dude, nothing's funnier than a tide, and.
• 53:51
  Speaker 6: You just alleube everyone around you. You just that. You're
• 53:56
  Speaker 6: an allu master. You make everyone, You give everyone easy bucket.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: So what's the bone to pick is it with Jerry?
• 54:03
  Speaker 6: No? I said, I think Jersey Jerry is one of
• 54:07
  Speaker 6: the funniest people of barsool. Okay, And this, by the way,
• 54:10
  Speaker 6: again was a couple of weeks ago, So it was
• 54:12
  Speaker 6: prior to his golden moment on Surviving Barstool where he
• 54:18
  Speaker 6: had that snaff who with gazz A Boat at the
• 54:23
  Speaker 6: group text Yeah yeah, I'm where he was like, I'm Jerry,
• 54:26
  Speaker 6: that's this guy on I think funniest moment of Surviving Barstool.
• 54:31
  Speaker 6: I truly do.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: It was hilarious.
• 54:33
  Speaker 6: I thought it was the funniest moment of surviving Barsol.
• 54:35
  Speaker 6: I thought Jersey Jerry probably was the funniest character on
• 54:40
  Speaker 6: Surviving Barstool and.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: Should have won.
• 54:44
  Speaker 6: Why not? No, I think I think Will should have won.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying, go in status quo, but I think
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: It's I think it's Will Jerry. And then.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: I would have voted for Jay because I fucking love Chao.
• 55:00
  Speaker 6: I like Jay too. I love He didn't deserve to win.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: But I would have voted for him.
• 55:04
  Speaker 6: Interesting, you know, yeah, interesting?
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: So what's your bone to pick?
• 55:08
  Speaker 6: My bone to pick is that When I said I
• 55:10
  Speaker 6: think Jersey Jerry is one of the funniest people at Barstool,
• 55:14
  Speaker 6: the people around me in the New York office came
• 55:19
  Speaker 6: down upon me like a horde of locusts. Really, they
• 55:26
  Speaker 6: were so chagrined really by this take. Really, they were
• 55:31
  Speaker 6: so mad, they said, Francis, I thought more of you
• 55:37
  Speaker 6: than to think Jerry was funny.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: It was just in public or was it in private?
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 55:43
  Speaker 6: Well, in public, plenty of people hurt. I don't think
• 55:46
  Speaker 6: there were cameras rolling.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, but it wasn't on camera. That's my question. Was
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: it something that was filmed for content or was it
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: just a conversation that you were having around the office. No.
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: When I tried to stir this back up, people were
• 55:58
  Speaker 6: very quick to By the way, I tried to serve
• 56:02
  Speaker 6: this back up yesterday or the day before, and people
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: were very quick to kind of say, like, don't don't
• 56:07
  Speaker 6: talk about that. Oh no, we gotta talk about don't
• 56:11
  Speaker 6: talk about that around.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: Run talk birds. We'll talk birds. You fucking pussy SaaS.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Why don't you sh your ass at home and fucking
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: have a fucking bitch show. Why don't you have a
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: fucking uh some thorough flu you fucking weak immune system, bitch? Yeah,
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: fucking take a cold shower and get and get some
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: fucking man in you for one time.
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: That's exactly right. Sas. I talked to Patrick at the
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: stand and he told me the reason he's not booking
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: in the main room is because you backed out on that,
• 56:38
  Speaker 6: uh those main room shows that one time, and that
• 56:40
  Speaker 6: it's still gonna be another year before you get main room.
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: You're gonna continue performing the upstairs room, which we.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: All have boys in the attic there way so playing
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: the and Frank roll at the fucking stands.
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: The acoustics are just absolutely abysmal. I wouldn't even take
• 56:55
  Speaker 6: an upstairs show unless I knew I had at least
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: two downstairs show to off set at SASS.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: He's like, fucking Jersey Jerry, such an attic boy.
• 57:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I want to get back to this. I
• 57:09
  Speaker 6: want to get back to this.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: So you were so you were saying, Jersey Jerry's funny, funny,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: everybody cracks down on you, super super funny.
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: I think he's fucking hysterical. And then there were people
• 57:21
  Speaker 6: who said that when Dave attacks him for faking I
• 57:27
  Speaker 6: guess or manufacturing some of the videos and revealing that
• 57:31
  Speaker 6: he has manufactured some of the videos that have gone
• 57:34
  Speaker 6: viral for him, that it would be the demise of
• 57:38
  Speaker 6: Jersey Jerry, would be the end of Jersey Jerry's We
• 57:40
  Speaker 6: know it it's going to peel back the curtain and
• 57:43
  Speaker 6: reveal for him for the fraud that I that we
• 57:46
  Speaker 6: know he is. And I was like, well, I don't.
• 57:48
  Speaker 6: I don't give a fuck about that. If he's talented
• 57:52
  Speaker 6: enough to create these pro tracted bits, these to a
• 58:00
  Speaker 6: thought ahead enough to say like, well, if I did this,
• 58:05
  Speaker 6: I don't, I don't fucking care if it's real or not.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: That's like someone being like Adam Sandler's not funny because
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: in real life he's not like yeah, it's like, yeah,
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: he doesn't talk like that all the time.
• 58:17
  Speaker 6: I agree. I think to a degree, every single employee
• 58:21
  Speaker 6: at this company, fucking you know, summons a little bit
• 58:26
  Speaker 6: of the bit. Uh. Maybe Dave is the exception. Dave
• 58:31
  Speaker 6: is the one guy who just says, no, no retakes.
• 58:36
  Speaker 6: We are going to present it as it is. I
• 58:39
  Speaker 6: am this and I don't stick it up. But come on, man,
• 58:45
  Speaker 6: like we're all even me on this podcast. Like he's
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: not even.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Drunk right now, he's pretending for the show.
• 58:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, if you were to meet me in real life,
• 58:58
  Speaker 6: I'm a nice guy. People like me in person.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: So are we going to out the names of the
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: people who, uh, you don't have to but it would,
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: it would do great for the numbers.
• 59:11
  Speaker 6: I mean, I mean, it's not even that I don't
• 59:15
  Speaker 6: want to it's not even that I want to protect them.
• 59:17
  Speaker 6: No wait, wait wait, I haven't made up my mind
• 59:19
  Speaker 6: about this yet. I think the issue is that it
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: just caused a sense is that I was. I was.
• 59:28
  Speaker 6: They they don't like the fact that he is. They
• 59:32
  Speaker 6: think that he is elevated to the sort of position
• 59:38
  Speaker 6: that he's in, whatever success he may have, because he
• 59:42
  Speaker 6: is Big Cat's boy. And I'm like, well, what's wrong
• 59:48
  Speaker 6: with that? Big Cat is a kingmaker. I would love
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: to be Big Cat's boy. I would have no problem
• 59:57
  Speaker 6: with being tapped by a big guy. I fucking love babe.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: Well, there's nothing funnier than a bunch of people sitting
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: around and being like that guy's not funny. It's like, dude,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: worry about your fucking self.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 6: Just do something. Is it that simple?
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Focus on being funny yourself?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 6: Is it that simple? Is that all it is?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: I just don't think that you gain anything from being
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: like my co workers not funny. It's like, what what
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: do you what is it? What does that do? What
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: is that? It doesn't make you funnier? And it doesn't
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: make them funnier, It doesn't make the company better and
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: doesn't make fucking people look at you and be like, oh,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: that's some When I trust you're just talking shit about
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: a bunch of other people, I feel like that's uh,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: you know, I feel like we I feel like that
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: was I don't know. Jerry's funny, Like what.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 6: Jerry's funny, dude, Jerry's fucking He's a riot.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Me and Sas like stayed after to watch Jerry after
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: Dark for like fucking like half an hour after just
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: because it's funny, and like he has fifty thousand subscribers
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: in like fucking four weeks, Like yeah, all those all
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: fifty thous know those people are fucking dumb and you're
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: and you're right, dude.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 6: I think Jerry is like, Okay, gun to my head, Hey, Francis,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 6: create manufactured content that is funny and viral. Okay. I
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 6: don't know that I'm able to come up with the
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 6: Pittsburgh Steelers. I'm hanging myself in the bathroom, shit myself
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 6: on the subway platform. Any of the perfume or cologne
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: reviews that he does, I mean, the the like the
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: Writer's Room who told him to shit himself and get
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 6: hard at a cologne is full of fucking Harvard Lampoon
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 6: level genius. What are we talking about? Come on, guys,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 6: like it doesn't matter. However he came up with it.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 6: It worked, It fucking worked, and it was hysterical. Can
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: we just take it at face value? Why does it
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 6: matter how much time he's spent working on it. That's
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 6: what he presented to the world. We loved it. It
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 6: was hysterical. Hooray, celebration, celebration. That man is funny.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: To Jersey Jerry, I love Jersey Jerry. So wait, so
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: are you going in on the Nicest list Nicest list?
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: Because every time I bring it up, I don't even know.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 6: What I got your nicestest right here, the Nicest List,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 6: I gotta say, I haven't figured out the order yet.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 6: I have not figured out the order yet, but I
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 6: can give you kind of top half of the list,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 6: bottom half of the list, and I am excluding a
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 6: certain number of people who to me don't need recognition
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: of course. And by the way, you're on that list
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 6: because you are so adept, you're so good at what
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 6: you do, and you get paid enough that I just
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 6: don't think you need the credit and and it's you
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 6: on on on the exemption list, Dave Big Cat, Caleb Ron, Breonna,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 6: Chicken Fry, fran Rhea, Erica.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: So mostly chicks.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 6: I think that's I think that's the list is like,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 6: it's like a group of people who are just so
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 6: they're the pillars of this company. We all know they
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 6: are the people we get behind and who who are
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 6: the reason we're paid. So let's just let's just you
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 6: know this, let's call it an unsung heroes list. I guess,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 6: I guess, but it's not quite unsung heroes. It's just
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 6: like the less obvious list. To me, this list is
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 6: I would put Will Compton at the top of the list.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, I think time for us to sing a hero bro.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 6: The year that these people have had Will Compton okay,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 6: top of the list. Will Compton has harnessed a viral segregation.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: Moment thirty on Twitter.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 6: And made it fun for everyone in twenty twenty three.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 6: When and how can you create a segregation moment in
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 6: this day and age and not have anyone be like,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 6: go fuck this guy, kill him.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: He's bringing back the Woolworth counter with this one.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 6: Brother did it in a wait, dude. I watched the
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 6: video of him actually drafting the two teams. By the way,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 6: if you're not familiar Will, there was a Mendenhall It
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 6: was like, fuck the Pro Bowl, Let's create a black
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 6: versus white best players in the NFL draft and have
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 6: them play each other. And then Will Compton ran with
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 6: it and actually drafted the two Well, he drafted the
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 6: white team. I don't know if he drafted the black team.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: And he in that video on Instagram, he had the gall,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 6: the gall to refer even quickly to the black offense.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 6: He was like, we gotta get these boys. We gotta
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 6: stop these boys to call black people boys in any
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 6: way and get away with it.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: He also said, uh, it'd be like a black guy
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: going It'd be like a black guy going to Harvard.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: Like at first you might be like, what the heck?
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: And then like you'd be like, uh, wow, he's actually
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: the smartest guy here in what world? Would you be
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: like what the heck?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't touch this with a ten foot penis. I
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 6: truly wouldn't, And I admire the fuck. Not to mention
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 6: he won surviving Barstool, he was the runaway winner. Will
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 6: Compton to me, what a year, what a what a
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 6: fucking star? I love all right, I got uh. I
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 6: gotta say Kelly Keeks. I gotta say, Kelly Keegs.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: Got a tip the cat to keys to me.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 6: Fearless, absolutely fearless. I have texted her time and again
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 6: when she has just tackled people that I would consider
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 6: off limits. You know, she doesn't care who she's fucking
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 6: going at. She says, I have an issue with that.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna tweet about it. Kelly Keig's hat tip to you, fearless,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 6: great writer, not afraid there's nobody who's off limits. She's fair,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 6: She's an equal opportunity hater. I admire the fuck out
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 6: of Kelly Keeks. I think she's very, very good at
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 6: her job.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: She also was like the best type of New York woman. Yeah,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like a very New York
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: woman where it's like, get out of my I'm walking
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: here type of energy, where it's like, no, I'm not
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: going to fucking back down because you're in my fucking
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: face type of shit.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: She just has that consistent energy, dresses to.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: The nines, phenomenal style, great at it.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: Got her first credit card this year.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 6: She's she's at the New York office. She's she's a president,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 6: she's a fixture, she's the president. Huge admiration for Kelly Keigs. Next,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna throw Kirk Minihan on the list again. This
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 6: is performance for this year. I think Kirk Minahan won.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 6: He wanted established himself, not just as like a local
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 6: Boston sports kind of radio host. This is cerbic, biting,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 6: cynical guy who had a very like die hard local
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 6: radio following. I think he has branched out and won
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 6: the favor in a very polarizing way, but like of
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 6: the broader barstool audience. Amazing golfer, amazing personality on camera,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 6: not afraid again to say, like, give me the smoke,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 6: give mean the fucking smoke. I want it all. I'll
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 6: take anybody on. I'll call Dave out, I'll say I
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 6: have an issue with this. I admire that, I really do.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 6: I think kirkman kirk a monster year. So impressed with
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 6: what he's done. Obviously, I've been on the losing end
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 6: of Kirk and I still respect the fuck out of what.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Hes you and changed daughter both.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Next on the list, I got Frankie BURRELLI Wow,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 6: Frankie BURRELLI uh, Frankie BURRELLI I hate to say it,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 6: I don't hate to say it. I think he's become
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 6: the face of for play. I really do.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: Well just because his face is fucking massive.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 6: But I but I think he's, like, you know, he
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 6: is the dynamic personality of that golf channel. They've built
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 6: a monster. Riggs deserves so much of the credit for
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: being the mastermind, the architect, the visionary behind it all,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 6: but not of it happens without Frankie Barelli just sort
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 6: of stepping out, not being afraid to say fuck the
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 6: typical tone of YouTube golf. I'm gonna make edgy jokes.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna be personable, I'm gonna be vulnerable. I'm going
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 6: to rally behind Trent, mediocre golfer. Let's make this breaking
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 6: ninety series a monster hit. It has become so. Frankie
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 6: also has become a sensational golfer himself. He is a sick,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 6: an unbelievable golfer. I've spent a lot of time with
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 6: these guys. I think Frankie is the face of four Play.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 6: I love him. I think he's just the guy that
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 6: I watch for I love Riggs two, I love Dan Rappaport,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 6: I love Trent, I love being with those guys. But
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 6: I gotta say I think Frankie is the one driving
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 6: that boat. Next, I got Caitlin Walker.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ Sassine fucking taking L after L.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 6: He's on this list. Caitlyn. I got Kaitlin Walker, a
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 6: sister of Brandon Walker. I have been on so many
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 6: goddamn fucking trips this year and we have had to
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 6: shuffle flights, We've had to change flights, and she has
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 6: been on it before we even had to text her.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 6: Unbeknownst to me, someone was like, Hey, Caitlyn, there's bad
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 6: weather rolling into the Bahamas. Any chance you can flip
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 6: us to an earlier flight? And without knowing it, I
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 6: had seven emails. Hey, your navon flight has been canceled.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 6: Your h you are now switched from Delta Airlines to
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 6: American Airlines, but you're using your Here's making sure that
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 6: my known traveler number. I've got tsa pre check on
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 6: every flight. I've got my reward smiles crediting to my account.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 6: My status is growing across multiple airlines. All of that
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 6: thanks to Kaitlin Walker. She never seems to take a
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 6: moment off. Huge credit to Kaitlin Walker. Next, Little Saidatch.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Seventh on the limb.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 6: I gotta throw him, I gotta throw him a bone.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 6: I don't think there is a better words too laughs
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 6: ratio than Lil Sasquatch KB no swag is up there.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 6: I think there are very few people who have said
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 6: fewer and ben funnier than Lil Sasquatch.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: And also he's on death's door because he lives inside
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: an apartment where there are active dead mice and he
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: gets no type of fumigation or not Crossbreez. So it's
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: almost like a Make a Wish foundation when they have
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: the Shriner's Hospital little kid being.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 7: Like, please please give us some money.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: That's literally little Sasquatch on this list where he is
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: going to die, and we'd be remiss if we didn't
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: give him his flowers while he's still alive. We house
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: we might not get the chance next year. If he
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: doesn't move apartments, his radiator is going to explode and
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: he is going to suck in whatever fucking distemper or
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: fucking giardia that the fucking rats in New York are carrying.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: He's going to simply breathe those up like a feral
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: fucking dog. We need to mix some fucking anti fucking whatever,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: anti depressions, anti nausea, anti anxiety, anti everything. We need
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: to mix it into his factor meals and trick him
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: like we're giving fucking pet food.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 6: Great that which is brew to keep our boy alive.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 6: He's twenty two this year.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: So is Taylor Swift when she made a great album.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: It sounds like he's behind.
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  Speaker 6: It is beyond belief how young this young prodigy is,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 6: and yet he carries himself with the maturity of an
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 6: octogenarian pigeon feeding, stooped trench coat wearing New Yorker, slipping
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 6: off my lap as I snooze on a park bench man.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 6: He is a young man who wants to be old
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 6: more than anything, and yet he continues to make me laugh,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 6: perhaps more than anyone else I know at this company.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: And you know what the tragedy is, He probably won't
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: even make it to be old. Yeah, he'll probably die
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: before he even gets to be old. It's a sprint.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 6: It's a sprint to the grave for a little sasquatch uh.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 6: And yet I do think he is one of the
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: funniest people around.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, hit me with the rest of the list, because
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: I got to skidattle back to Philly, so so rip
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: these last.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 6: All right, the rest of the list. I got Klemer
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 6: on my list. I really do damn.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: As the one in number ten or No, I don't know.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 6: No, I get no particular order. I'm quite figured that.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 6: I think Klemor has had an unbelievable year. I think
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 6: Klemmer is hysterical. I think he outkicks his coverage. I
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 6: think he's super funny, and I love everything he says. Everything.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 6: I'm on him with the tone of his voice. The
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 6: hitch of his voice.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: Makes me like kind of like a fucking your tuning
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: a kazoo.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think Klamor's super funny. I think Gia Mariano
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 6: is Great Brand's sister. She transitioned from a production role
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 6: to a blogging role and has consistently found herself towards
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 6: the top of the weekly Blob blogging list. She knows
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 6: what hits, She's got a good tone in her writing.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 6: She's been incredibly helpful to me with TikTok. I have
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 6: brought to her many times a TikTok that I hope
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 6: to have edited and she can fly through the through
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 6: that edit with It's mind bogglingly to me. Tommy Smokes, obviously,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 6: I think Tommy Smokes is up there. What a year guy.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 6: Guy is absolutely prolific. He just keeps surging and pushing
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 6: his own ceiling north everything he does. You do a
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 6: lot of work with him. I think, I think this
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 6: is an obvious choice for him. Yeah. So I think
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 6: Tommy Smokes is very deserving of of having a gold
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 6: Star for the year, and that and that might.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: Top nine we don't have to do with top ten.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: Top nine is perfect?
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 6: Was that nine?
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: I think?
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 6: So that's my nine perfect? And again I'm excluding front nine.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 6: I'm excluding like equity windfall winners. I'm excluding fights you Caleb, uh.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Just make me fights and Caleb, none of us got
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: Oh you're saying.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 6: Including guys in addition, Yeah, I think that you guys
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 6: are just so automatic, uh and so important that hopefully
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 6: you get the credit you deserve. Jesus christ In, why
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 6: did you do that renegotiations?
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: You didn't just give bro you don't have I'm going
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: to give you the money back, So what dude, you
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: don't have to be given one hundred dollars to this
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: TGA given a fucking oh yeah, of course everybody does.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: But but Jesus Christ, tech tech guy, Andrew, that was
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: so nice of you. Yeah, well, I'm gonna give you
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: that money back, bro, because you don't have to do that.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 6: Ship.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, that was so nice of you, bro. You
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: truly didn't have to do that. TGA. Yeah, but he's
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: not even gonna get that, dude. He said. Look, oh man,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: you're the fucking man for that. That was so nice
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: of you.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 6: Who's that go?
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: So we were talking about that before. I think it
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: goes to like the YouTube people that couldn't get Surviving
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: Barsool to even stay on YouTube.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 6: I think that's a worthy cause, yeah.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: They need DG. You're the fucking man, what a fucking
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: nice guy. All right? To end the show, a quick, quick,
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: a couple of words on the Eagles. They fucking suck
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: an entire fucking dick. Dude, they could make a dick
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: disappear in one inhale just to fucking gasp. The fucking
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: Eagles sucks so bad and it's fucking shitty, bad and annoying,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: and times are tough. I need to find a new hobby.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 6: But hang on a second, that wasn't That wasn't a
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 6: despairing loss.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: They've lost three in a row.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 6: Okay, but they're not getting blown out.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: Yes they were. They got blown out by the Cowboys
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: and they got blown out by the fucking forty nine ers.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 6: Things happened. The Bills have flipped their season from being
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 6: a very mediocre.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: At the end of the season.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 6: Okay, my point being like, yeah, you want to peek
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 6: at the right time, but I do think who I mean,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 6: how like, how injured are the Are the Eagles not
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 6: that injured? They're not that injured.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: They have no excuse.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 6: They could kind of coast. Let's call this there. We
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 6: are protecting our guys implicitly.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: I can't. I can't lie to myself anymore.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 6: Until the end of the season. They're gonna be fine.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 6: They're gonna make the playoffs.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: Good thing is I'm a mercurial. If they win next week,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: I'll be back on top.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what do you think? What do you think they
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 6: finish that? I don't know, twelve and five?
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: No, probably, I mean they should win the next three games,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: or they should have won this last game.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 6: Is it seventeen games? That? How many games you play.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: Thirteen and four is my prediction.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 6: Thirteen four would be a phenomenal season.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 6: I think they finished at twelve and five, and nobody
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 6: has ever been mad at a twelve and five season, Right,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 6: what's your complain about a twelve and five.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: Season that we lost to the biggest that woman have?
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: Mean that we lost four of our last six games?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 6: Again, I think? Okay, call it a limp into the playoffs?
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 6: Who gives a shit everything? Reset?
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: Dude. You know what happens to fucking animals that limp.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: They get shot in the back of the fucking head.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: All Right, that's the show. Guys, Appreciate you and we'll
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: see you on Monday. Merry Christmas to all and dual,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: Merry Christmas.