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Bonus: If These Pictures Ever Came Out… · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous. It's La La Kent.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to untraditionally Laala, Hello, gorgeous, welcome back. I've got
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  Speaker 2: my family in the building as per usual. I love
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  Speaker 2: having you guys. Hello, mother, Hello, Darling, Hello, hello Tto. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so today I am sounding like a man. I'm a
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  Speaker 2: bit of a mouth breather. Lips are a little chap.
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  Speaker 3: Chap chap.
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  Speaker 4: Mine are so chappy and so dry.
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  Speaker 2: That's just like a regular day for you, though, right,
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  Speaker 2: you have like dry skin.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and put on in the car. So she wasn't
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  Speaker 5: a reptilian in here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, shutting her skin all the livelong day.
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  Speaker 5: Tis the season.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sleeping either.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to get that under control.
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  Speaker 2: You were Hella snoring this morning, so I knew that
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  Speaker 2: you probably weren't sleeping.
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  Speaker 3: Great.
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  Speaker 2: And then just with sending Ocean to school, I feel
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  Speaker 2: like everyone is sick right now. But once your kid
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  Speaker 2: enter school, it's just like a cycle of they come home,
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  Speaker 2: they're sick, then they pass it to someone else, and
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  Speaker 2: then it just it's a once a month thing. Someone's
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  Speaker 2: knocked out. The household is knocked out every month. Felt
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  Speaker 2: well for a couple of months, and I'm angry at
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  Speaker 2: myself because I walked in. On Friday night, we went
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  Speaker 2: to Korean Barbecue and Ktown and then did karaoke and
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  Speaker 2: we met at Janet's house and Claudia. Janet's mom just
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  Speaker 2: had surgery. We go into her house to check on her. Claudia,
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  Speaker 2: and she was like, I feel like I didn't even
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  Speaker 2: have surgery, Like I feel great, except I'm sick.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, let me tire you tramping, Claudia.
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  Speaker 1: I have been on a zank and vitamin A concoction.
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  Speaker 1: I never get sick.
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  Speaker 3: Next morning, fucking wrecked. Oh Claudia, gave it to you.
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  Speaker 2: It wouldn't transfer that fast because of what you said
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  Speaker 2: it did. I feel like I can never talk about
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  Speaker 2: anything because it always God's like, oh yes, yes, what
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  Speaker 2: is that anyway?
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  Speaker 6: Can't brag a bragger.
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  Speaker 1: I'm constantly humbled. It's on the daily.
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  Speaker 3: Never let him know when you're up, so you don't
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  Speaker 3: have to let them know when you're down.
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  Speaker 1: But I can't even talk about my epic vitamin.
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  Speaker 5: We've learned, We've learned a lesson. Don't give away any
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  Speaker 5: of our concoctions.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: So we go to Korean barbecue it's Nick Joe Easton,
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  Speaker 2: Easton's friend Dina Janet, myself, Brittany and Jared and I
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  Speaker 2: think I have the perfect spot. And there's two burners
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  Speaker 2: on the top where they like cook the meat, and
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  Speaker 2: all this.
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  Speaker 5: Time I had a couple of issues with what was
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  Speaker 5: going on.
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  Speaker 2: You guys, it was full blast at me. I was
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  Speaker 2: just kidding, Oh, we're just eating.
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  Speaker 4: It, or being in the smoker.
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  Speaker 5: She was the smoker.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, you guys, thank god, we're arriving to
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  Speaker 2: break through eighty six to karaoke and have a private
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  Speaker 2: room at nine when the when it just opens, because
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna smell horrendous.
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  Speaker 1: We know we're gonna smell like we.
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  Speaker 2: Literally did you burn your knee? No, I don't have
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  Speaker 2: I don't know you don't have these.
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  Speaker 3: Long dancers legs.
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  Speaker 5: I was so excited to eat that I scooed it
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  Speaker 5: in and because it's on the table, I fried my knee.
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  Speaker 1: On his pants. I know, just shy of a hole.
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  Speaker 4: Are you kidding? Were they your favorite pants?
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  Speaker 1: We don't kid on this podcast.
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  Speaker 7: Lease, they're always if I'm wearing them, They're my favorite pants, right,
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  Speaker 7: They're very cute pants.
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  Speaker 3: But we go in.
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  Speaker 5: I have to say. We go in nine o'clock, Thank god,
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  Speaker 5: no one's there. We enter our little room, and then
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  Speaker 5: throughout the night people are just coming in that Janet
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  Speaker 5: knows and everybody knows. And one guy comes in and
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  Speaker 5: he goes, yeah, you guys smell like beef.
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  Speaker 4: That was that a compliment or no?
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  Speaker 3: We're just like yeah.
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  Speaker 1: When I walked in, I immediately got hungry.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh my.
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  Speaker 5: God, you just are walking around just smelling on that
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  Speaker 5: good Korean.
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  Speaker 6: Talk about this break from eighty six. I think I've
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  Speaker 6: been there back.
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  Speaker 4: In the day.
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  Speaker 1: I probably did take you.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't have the door that yes, the secret door, say
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  Speaker 4: too much.
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  Speaker 2: The trip where I performed in Vegas in the Tupac
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  Speaker 2: Thong Onesie looking like a buffoon.
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  Speaker 5: Dumping champagne on your head because you didn't know how
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  Speaker 5: to fucking spray it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's watching you up there.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even want to talk about it.
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  Speaker 4: I still have the memories on my phone.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: That's why I feel like I'm allowed to do whatever
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  Speaker 3: I want.
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  Speaker 2: Just now, one of my producers just showed me the
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  Speaker 2: image of me that is another seven and a half
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  Speaker 2: years of sobriety just looking at that bless Anyway, I
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  Speaker 2: blame Breakroom eighty six for me trying to crawl in
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  Speaker 2: a fridge.
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  Speaker 5: Because it was all kind of just put.
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  Speaker 2: It behind you, put it behind you, attend an AA meeting.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe one day, babe, you should try AA. I help you.
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  Speaker 3: You know what.
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  Speaker 2: It's brutal, Okay, I'm so embarrassed.
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  Speaker 4: It was a past life.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even recognize that human.
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  Speaker 2: And there are times, you guys, where I sit and
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  Speaker 2: think like I'm so boring, Did I really live life?
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  Speaker 1: And then a moment like.
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  Speaker 2: This happens where you show me an image like that,
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  Speaker 2: and I go, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I lived. I for sure lived.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm never.
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  Speaker 2: Going to find a boyfriend if you post that as
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  Speaker 2: a clip. Anyway, I blame break Room eighty six, the
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  Speaker 2: place that you're talking about where you go in through
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  Speaker 2: the trick bendor, when I tried in that moment in
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  Speaker 2: the Tupac Onesie, I tried to crawl into a fridge.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, conversation, Yeah, have.
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  Speaker 2: A conversation with the milk. Obviously, the milk and I
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  Speaker 2: needed the problem products and I really needed to have
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  Speaker 2: a deep rooted discussion. Anyway, when I tell you, Friday night,
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  Speaker 2: I was living my best life. We get in there,
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  Speaker 2: I immediately go over to the iPad. I'm figuring out
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  Speaker 2: what songs I want, and Brittany is sitting down. She's like,
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  Speaker 2: I just love how Lala is the only sober one,
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  Speaker 2: but she always acts the drunkest.
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  Speaker 4: That is funny. I wish I would have been a
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  Speaker 4: fly on the wall.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you could have.
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  Speaker 1: Just let me tell you who the flies on the
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  Speaker 1: wall were. Easton and Joe.
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  Speaker 2: I looked at east and I'm like, I can't look
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  Speaker 2: over there because he's such a massive buzzkill.
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  Speaker 3: I had reasons, reasons got home.
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  Speaker 1: He explained the reasons.
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  Speaker 4: But by legitimate reasons.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, they were legitimate racing bitch.
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  Speaker 2: I told you Ra with your whole face, with your
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  Speaker 2: whole fet bitchy.
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  Speaker 5: But I would no, we're going back because I did
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  Speaker 5: tell Nick. I said, Nick, we will be ripping a
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  Speaker 5: song together. And he said I would have loved that,
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  Speaker 5: and I said, I'll be in a good mood next time.
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  Speaker 1: Next time.
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  Speaker 2: The rooms are actually a bit small. They say you
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  Speaker 2: can have up to like twelve people or something. I
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  Speaker 2: think around you know, six a good number to half Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because you know people, No.
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  Speaker 1: I really want to belt you know, I really want.
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  Speaker 2: A lady goog on my ass off and just show
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  Speaker 2: my talents that I have.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have a go to care.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have one.
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  Speaker 5: No, No, neither do I what I don't have a
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  Speaker 5: like if you.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have a good voice.
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  Speaker 2: So no, that can I tell you that that's surprising,
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  Speaker 2: that's not true. I remember sitting at the house on
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: Pair Blossom. I don't know what age I was, but
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  Speaker 2: it had to have been around the time frame that
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  Speaker 2: the Bodyguard with Whitney Houston and was it Kevin Costner
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  Speaker 2: came out and I was laying in your lap with
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  Speaker 2: those ginormous speakers and those that big stereo where you
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  Speaker 2: could put like six CDs on the top of it,
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  Speaker 2: playing the Bodyguard soundtrack, and you singing I Will always
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  Speaker 2: love you to me, And I was young. I remember
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  Speaker 2: just listening to you and sobbing.
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  Speaker 4: Because it was so horrible.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, back in the day, Mom, before you turned into
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  Speaker 2: a corpse.
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  Speaker 1: You had a beautiful voice, and even.
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  Speaker 3: Make them hips mooth.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, oh oldn boom boom, And then.
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  Speaker 3: Just somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: Rigamortis just stiff.
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  Speaker 5: As important a move when we were standing in Ace hardware.
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  Speaker 2: There were times where I look at my and I'd
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  Speaker 2: be like, you need a massage, and she'd be like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Really like being touched. Like someone needs to touch you,
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  Speaker 1: someone needs to touch you.
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  Speaker 3: My poor dad.
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  Speaker 4: Well dad's rigamortis now, so I guess I'm probably well.
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  Speaker 2: He's dead, so of course, actually he's ash cremation.
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  Speaker 1: Is that a little.
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  Speaker 2: Dark trig or warning warning, we're laughing about death.
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  Speaker 1: My go to song is What's up? By four?
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  Speaker 2: Non blondess. I don't, No, I don't. I haven't practiced enough.
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  Speaker 2: I need to warm up my vocal cords and I
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  Speaker 2: need a little affront.
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  Speaker 1: I can't fucking breathe anyway.
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: So I was watching the news as I usually do,
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  Speaker 2: and as you all know, I am comfy, cozy, that's
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  Speaker 2: what I like. I was watching the Today Show and
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: and I think it was maybe Tampa International Airport that
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: like made a joke that they are drawing the line
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  Speaker 2: no one can show up in the pj's and slippers,
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  Speaker 2: no more uggs. But people thought it was serious because
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  Speaker 2: there's this conversation around like, and it's older people back
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  Speaker 2: in the day. If you weren't presentable at the airport,
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  Speaker 2: they sent you home and you couldn't catch the flight.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I get it.
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  Speaker 2: There are times and places where you need to get
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  Speaker 2: presentable the airport. When I'm about to get on a
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  Speaker 2: flight and sit there for four hundred hours, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: need to be comfortable.
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  Speaker 6: I'm telling you though, back in the day, in the day,
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  Speaker 6: back in the day, I would wear like cute pants suits.
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  Speaker 6: I would get dolled up to gone my flights.
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: Like when you watch the Housewives show up and six
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  Speaker 2: inch heels. What a nightmareage to imagine.
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  Speaker 4: Well, are they private or are they on a commercial?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, not wear six and chills even private.
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  Speaker 3: You could get even worse on a private jet.
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  Speaker 2: On a private jet, I'm coming in a full face mask,
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  Speaker 2: oil in the hair, you know, Like now we're getting
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  Speaker 2: really down and dirty, just shy of a bad time
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  Speaker 2: routine for a PJ.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I feel like I'm pretty presentable when I go
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  Speaker 2: to the airport. I'm in like a matching sweatsuit. But
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  Speaker 2: they're saying that even that is like unacceptable, And then
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  Speaker 2: they interviewed.
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  Speaker 4: People skims, which are not acceptable.
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  Speaker 2: For me and my fucking skims, buddy, so comfy, so comfy,
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  Speaker 2: And I just don't understand this obsession. You know when
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  Speaker 2: people say back in the day, there's a lot of
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  Speaker 2: ship that went on back in the day.
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  Speaker 4: Smoke smoking section on the airplanes.
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  Speaker 3: Oh beautiful, I'd be back there with my vape.
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  Speaker 5: No it was not.
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  Speaker 4: It was nauseating cigarettes.
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  Speaker 2: Up there the plane with smooth fruity and the razzleberries.
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: Did you have a vaping section on the plane.
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: The plane would smell likeber have razzleberry ra watermelon?
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  Speaker 3: Mittwe what do you want? One puff?
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  Speaker 2: The two puffs in the sky.
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  Speaker 3: So true.
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  Speaker 5: The only thing in my in my humble opinion, the
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  Speaker 5: only thing that is mandatory at an airport should be socks.
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  Speaker 5: And I will say maybe even two pair with some
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  Speaker 5: of these feet I've seen.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I don't think people should take their shoes off.
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  Speaker 3: We had to.
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  Speaker 6: I heard back in the day Brittany back in Theirs
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  Speaker 6: took her shoes off. Yeah, and why was she in
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  Speaker 6: a commercial flight?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. And she was with that Kevin fetterline.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, and their feet stunk and they had to ask
• 12:46
  Speaker 6: them to put their shoes back on. I don't know
• 12:48
  Speaker 6: if this is true. Tabloid Reddick. I don't know what
• 12:51
  Speaker 6: was it in red rat red Rick?
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  Speaker 1: Who's that?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know?
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  Speaker 3: Right? Red it red?
• 13:02
  Speaker 5: It is that what you're saying, no, keeping no, no,
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  Speaker 5: it hurts trying to get stories.
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  Speaker 3: From hers so much.
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  Speaker 2: They're going as far as saying no crocs. Now, let
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  Speaker 2: me tell you Easton really loves his crocs.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, I don't wear them on planes, though
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  Speaker 5: I wear over the toe.
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  Speaker 3: I can't.
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  Speaker 5: I've seen too many videos where people like take their
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  Speaker 5: shoes off and they put their sock in the aisle
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  Speaker 5: or they're like that's I've seen videos of people with
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  Speaker 5: bare feet putting it like on the window and the
• 13:36
  Speaker 5: dude next to them can see it and they're video.
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  Speaker 3: I know you guys have seen it.
• 13:40
  Speaker 5: You've never seen seen it.
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  Speaker 1: It's disguised.
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  Speaker 5: So that's where I'm saying, two pairs of socks mandatory,
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  Speaker 5: and maybe a shoe that goes over the full socks.
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  Speaker 6: Shoes wouldn't fit if I had to wear two socks
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  Speaker 6: by a.
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  Speaker 3: Different pair feet over here.
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  Speaker 5: I don't looking at those things right now. Those should
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  Speaker 5: be in socks and shoes at the airport.
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  Speaker 4: People want crocs because they're easy slipping.
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  Speaker 5: But here's the but here's the thing that we don't
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  Speaker 5: have to do anymore. We don't have to take our
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  Speaker 5: shoes off in every that's in every airport.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have it is once La X didn't make
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  Speaker 2: me take my shoes off anymore. I'm pretty sure it's
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  Speaker 2: nowhere else. Nowhere else makes you take your shoes off.
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  Speaker 2: I think that you should be wearing clothes toed shoes
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  Speaker 2: with your socks on. I do love my crocs though,
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  Speaker 2: they're like one of my most favorite shoes.
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  Speaker 1: I wear them with socks.
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  Speaker 3: I won't lie those my crocks.
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  Speaker 2: Getting rid of them. You have way too many shoes
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  Speaker 2: and when I look at the actually.
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  Speaker 4: Easy to slip on.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: But I don't like you because you've got.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: These ugly little charms that east to Mede you put.
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  Speaker 5: On that.
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  Speaker 2: Put a run.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: The charms are dope.
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  Speaker 2: I like my crocs like I like my house, simple, not.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: A lot of cluttering, pooring.
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  Speaker 2: They all take no personality exactly. Yeah, we know there's
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: enough personality happening.
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  Speaker 5: Just between me and Yeah, we know you're welcome.
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  Speaker 2: How do you guys feel though about if you're on
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: a lie flat first class and it's like a long.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just say lax to JFK. You want to lay down,
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  Speaker 2: shoes have to stay on when you lay down.
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  Speaker 4: No, oh, give me your cover.
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  Speaker 2: So if you're in first class in the life flat,
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: take them stinky feet out, bitch, lay down and get
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: cozy slippers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they do, and sometimes a fresh pair of sakes.
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  Speaker 4: Ye in mask.
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  Speaker 2: I'm kind of funny though about my like my shoes
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: and stuff. I like to spray them. They have the
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: pooper E brand came out with like foot spray and
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: shooper shoop Perrie. I hope that's the name of it.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: That's fucking genius. If not, we're taking it popery. Don't
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: fucking come in here and try to steal that. How
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: early do you like to get to the airport? I
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: think Mom and I are excessively early.
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  Speaker 4: Well, because we have meldowns. If we're any later.
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  Speaker 1: When you say we do, I have down if we're
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: any later, like.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know you, no sious, She'll start chirping and
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: it doesn't stop, and I'm like stop, and then she.
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  Speaker 4: Won't stop, so I walk away like I don't even
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: know you.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: That is so foul, That is so rude.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: It's so true.
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  Speaker 1: I'm working on it. I like arriving. I like to
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: calculate it like this. Okay.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: I get into Google Maps and I'm like, okay, if
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: I want to be an hour early, I'm going to
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: give myself twenty more minutes than that, just in case
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: there's traffic or the uber driver is really fucking slow
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: and chooses not to use the fast ling.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a meanderer.
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  Speaker 5: I like to be to the airport one through TSA
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  Speaker 5: one hour before my flight.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, you would calculate your Google map similar to mine.
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  Speaker 2: So once you're today, once you're through TSA, you want
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  Speaker 2: the hour to start then, so you're a solid an
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: hour and a half two hours.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, usually TSA.
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  Speaker 5: This is not traveling with you guys, because usually I
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: don't have much to do. It takes me about ten
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: fifteen minutes to get through TSA, so I go about
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: an hour and fifteen to an hour and thirty to
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: the airport early. Oh.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: I like to grab my water.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: I like to start looking at my I download some
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: shows when I'm at the airport because I don't know much.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Chiller A chat on the filler.
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  Speaker 6: But see if we get there too early, then we've
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: got rambunctious kids.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: But that's why I just said. When I'm not with
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: you guys, use word rambunctious. Rambunctious.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck yeah, wow, p regular word.
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  Speaker 3: Of the day.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Where'd you pull that out of? But one more funny story?
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Can I tell them? Last night all of us laughing
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: at the woman on millionaire homes or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, don't show, don't give away our show.
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  Speaker 4: My mom being at the entire show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the show horrendous.
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  Speaker 3: I love.
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  Speaker 5: On the planet.
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  Speaker 2: My mom and Easton will sit on the couch in
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  Speaker 2: the main room with their snacks or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: What is it called.
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  Speaker 7: Let the people know what we're watching million dollar dream Home.
• 18:31
  Speaker 7: We are on episode four and Easton. It's the cutest.
• 18:36
  Speaker 7: They have the Instagram account. Two blondes in a bends.
• 18:39
  Speaker 7: They need two blondes on the couch watching.
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  Speaker 2: A million dollar dream home because these two will sit
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: there and talk about the architecture.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: I don't like that couch. That kitchen is horrendous.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: So last night I got in on the Actually.
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: It's like a game show because you have show where
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: you watch three homes being shown and the person that's
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: buying is gonna pick one of the three, and I
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: like to guess which one I think they're gonna pick.
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  Speaker 1: So this couple sees these three homes.
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  Speaker 2: None of them are slapping, and I love the words
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: they're using. They're like, and this one has a gorgeous,
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: unique kitchen and it's so bad. It is so bad
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: it needs an update.
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  Speaker 6: Well, they had nineteen nineties appliances.
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: Oh yuck.
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  Speaker 4: For I know this, okay because I always had them too.
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  Speaker 1: Here's there's no judgment.
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  Speaker 2: But if I'm spending three and a half just upward
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: of four million dollars, I'm gonna need an updated kitchen.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: But welcome to California.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: And so the woman, the host is with the couple
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: and she's like, you have three homes that we've seen,
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: and then she like lists all the things from Home one,
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Home two, and then she goes and then Home three,
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: where we are now a very unique floor plan. You've
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: got all this foliage, and Lisa and I start dying, like.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Foliage, this fucking dumb bench.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: Foliage.
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  Speaker 2: And my mom is talking about we should be instagramming
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: on Instagram.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we should on Instagram. So I'm like, we should
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: google this is correct.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: It is indeed foliage we're calling this woman a dumb ass,
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: when indeed the dumb asses we're sitting on the couch.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: We think it was Foliage because you're the big For
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: the longest time, it was Swaveorski and it's what is
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: it swore off Ski and you.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Are your dad. I loved your dad was a real gem.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: But he called a jacuzzi a watoozi. It's just a hard.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Fin instead of afrons, which again I could use some.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: By the way, if they want to sponsor the pod,
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: I'd be all about it. I've been affronning my ass off.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: That was like a kid any.
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: Time my dad.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: My dad made me attention to that old he kills
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: with little.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: Soldier sounds.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: I didn't know better.
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: I just remember medicine count. I remember walking downstairs. I
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: wouldn't even ask or say anything. I just go and
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: you go, hey, come here, And I just remember a
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: maroon lid would twist off, Oh you got lean back,
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: and then he just.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Hey.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: He may have kept pills in his pockets with the lint,
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: but he for sure had a fucking lit on his friend.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: Bitch.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Anyway, this was I have a fun notice episode.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: I love you guys.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: I'm going to catch you guys on Wednesday for a
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: regular old episode, and again next week.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Bye.