Latest / Frightmares / Ep. 2 - The Frights Of 2019
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- 0:45Speaker 1: Welcome back to Fright Matries. This is episode number two.
- 0:48Speaker 1: I am your host, Austin Proctor and joining me again,
- 0:50Speaker 1: it's my lovely fiances Gabriel Platt. Hello, Hello, Okay, so
- 0:56Speaker 1: today we are going to talk to stuff that we've seen.
- 0:59Speaker 1: We've seen lot this week. We're going to talk about
- 1:02Speaker 1: all the stuff to come in twenty nineteen, and then
- 1:04Speaker 1: we're going to play a little bit of some horror
- 1:05Speaker 1: horror trivia that I picked up from FYU today. So
- 1:09Speaker 1: I guess we'll go ahead and kick it off with
- 1:11Speaker 1: what we've watched. What have we seen this week? Abby?
- 1:15Speaker 2: Oh too, You've seen some good movies. We've seen some
- 1:17Speaker 2: bad movies. We finally caught up with the rest of
- 1:19Speaker 2: the world and watched A Quiet Place, Oh my.
- 1:21Speaker 1: God, and it changed my top five. My original top
- 1:26Speaker 1: five was Truth or Dare, and then it was Terrifier, Pookah,
- 1:33Speaker 1: the Ritual, and Hereditary. But now I've slid A Quiet
- 1:36Speaker 1: Place into the number two slot because that movie was
- 1:39Speaker 1: so stressful. Oh my god, my heart, my anxiety.
- 1:43Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, they put you through the ring around that one.
- 1:45Speaker 1: That fucking movie was crazy. I knew it was going
- 1:49Speaker 1: to be really suspenseful that they really kept that up
- 1:51Speaker 1: the entire time in the movie, and it honestly, once
- 1:53Speaker 1: it starts with the whole thing at the house, it
- 1:56Speaker 1: just gets worse. And I did not like it. Anxiety
- 2:00Speaker 1: was too much.
- 2:01Speaker 2: So you didn't like it so much you put it.
- 2:03Speaker 1: In your No, I mean like, I didn't like the
- 2:05Speaker 1: way the movie made me feel. It was fucking hell
- 2:08Speaker 1: is stressful. But honestly, Krasanski did a great job, Emily
- 2:11Speaker 1: did a great job. Honestly, I'm really looking forward to
- 2:14Speaker 1: the second one that they're doing. Yeah, it's coming out
- 2:16Speaker 1: sometime I think twenty twenty. But let's go ahead and
- 2:19Speaker 1: talk I guess let's talk about the Child. No, let's
- 2:22Speaker 1: start off with Dark Crimes and how awful that was.
- 2:25Speaker 1: Oh my god, if you don't know what this movie
- 2:28Speaker 1: is real, it's really not a big deal. But it's
- 2:30Speaker 1: got Jim Carrey in it, and I was like, ooh,
- 2:31Speaker 1: this will be something like number twenty three because I
- 2:34Speaker 1: kind of liked that one. No, it opens on like
- 2:37Speaker 1: tits and ass and people fucking, and then there's some
- 2:40Speaker 1: credits and then there's some more people having said it's
- 2:43Speaker 1: very very bizarre intro and Jim Carrey has a like
- 2:47Speaker 1: a Polish accent or something.
- 2:49Speaker 2: Well he it is said in Poland, So yes, he
- 2:51Speaker 2: is Polish in the film, but everyone is actually more
- 2:54Speaker 2: closely related to the Polish Heritage show. Well some of
- 2:59Speaker 2: them are, and some of them are something similar. Yeah,
- 3:02Speaker 2: accent wise. But then you've got Jim Carrey, who is
- 3:06Speaker 2: not anything kind of close to sounding like a Polish person.
- 3:10Speaker 1: See. I liked his look though, like I like the beard,
- 3:12Speaker 1: I like the short hair, but then he talked and
- 3:13Speaker 1: I was like, I don't I'm not sure what's going on. Also,
- 3:16Speaker 1: I feel like the accent kind of changed, like every
- 3:18Speaker 1: other scene that does. Like, Okay, So the basic premise
- 3:24Speaker 1: is he used to be a detective. Something happened, and
- 3:27Speaker 1: then he went to being a pencil pusher. And he
- 3:30Speaker 1: is rewatching this tape about some dude that murdered this guy.
- 3:34Speaker 1: I don't rember the guy's name, but he's like, okay,
- 3:36Speaker 1: I'm going to catch him because I guess they didn't
- 3:37Speaker 1: catch him the first time. Oh his name is Koslow Koslov.
- 3:40Speaker 1: He thinks it's this guy Koslov, so he basically goes
- 3:43Speaker 1: to follow him, and then his superiors are like, you
- 3:45Speaker 1: probably shouldn't do that, but he does it anyways.
- 3:49Speaker 2: And I'm just like, well, then the whole reason he
- 3:51Speaker 2: suspects him is because the main suspect is an author
- 3:56Speaker 2: and his book that was only released digitally basically describes
- 4:01Speaker 2: the exact things that happened in the crime, so he
- 4:04Speaker 2: believes he has to do it, or like he has
- 4:06Speaker 2: to be the one that did it. And it sounds
- 4:09Speaker 2: like a really interesting plot.
- 4:10Speaker 1: It's great drags, and it's just fucking weird. Also Jim
- 4:15Speaker 1: Carrey's sex scene. Didn't need to see that. Ye all
- 4:18Speaker 1: did not didn't need to see that. So yeah, this
- 4:21Speaker 1: movie and like, like I like the story, I like
- 4:24Speaker 1: the acting, it was good. Plot was really weird. It
- 4:27Speaker 1: was kind of like sexploitation and kind of like abusing women.
- 4:31Speaker 1: I'm not into that stuff. Not a fan of that.
- 4:34Speaker 2: There was a slow burn to an interesting last thirty second.
- 4:37Speaker 1: Yeah, oh the interest. Yeah that was great. And then
- 4:39Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it's over.
- 4:41Speaker 2: Okay, I guess we're done here.
- 4:42Speaker 1: What just happened? So dark Crimes, Like I don't know,
- 4:46Speaker 1: the plot sounded good and then you watched it, Yeah,
- 4:49Speaker 1: two thumbs down. It's just no, not a good one.
- 4:52Speaker 1: So straight away from that one. That one came out
- 4:53Speaker 1: in twenty sixteen. Let's leave it there.
- 4:56Speaker 2: Go watch A Quiet Place again.
- 4:58Speaker 1: Go watch a Quiet Place. Oh my god, I love
- 5:00Speaker 1: that movie. I guess I don't when you to talk
- 5:05Speaker 1: about that one. It's so good. Just go watch it.
- 5:06Speaker 1: I don't even want to talk about it's amazing. Just
- 5:08Speaker 1: go check it out. And then we watched Child's Play,
- 5:12Speaker 1: the first one, which I hadn't seen neither. I hadn't
- 5:15Speaker 1: seen that one. Fucking awesome. It's amazing.
- 5:18Speaker 2: It's very campy, but it's very much an eighties film,
- 5:22Speaker 2: and but it is very entertaining, especially if you had
- 5:26Speaker 2: only seen the later versions of Chucky where he's really
- 5:32Speaker 2: you know, got the foul mouth and he's really like
- 5:34Speaker 2: he's been that doll for a while. Like seeing the
- 5:39Speaker 2: first film and finally getting to see how he got
- 5:41Speaker 2: there and where all that rage and sassy attitude comes from. See,
- 5:45Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was really really cool to see.
- 5:49Speaker 1: Well because like I knew like the basic plot, like
- 5:51Speaker 1: some dude transferred himself into the doll, but like seeing
- 5:54Speaker 1: how it went down was amazingly. You know, they go
- 5:55Speaker 1: to the toy store and like the cop and Charlie
- 5:58Speaker 1: Ray have a shootout Charlesie. He goes down, you know,
- 6:01Speaker 1: finds the chucky dollar does that a mov whatever thing,
- 6:04Speaker 1: and then lightning strikes the.
- 6:05Speaker 2: Building and comically large explosions. Yeah, huge explosion, like everybody
- 6:10Speaker 2: should everything should be incinerated, everything, everyone should be dead.
- 6:13Speaker 1: Nope. The detective walks out, you know, he.
- 6:15Speaker 2: Comes half the building's burned. To make any sense, it
- 6:18Speaker 2: was so awesome.
- 6:19Speaker 1: And then it cuts to Andy making Remember when he's
- 6:21Speaker 1: making breakfast, he's fucking just making a mess of everything.
- 6:25Speaker 2: Trying see Like, I don't usually like kids in movies,
- 6:29Speaker 2: like actually kids in current movies, they're like really developing
- 6:32Speaker 2: acting skills, but like in those movies, it's usually just
- 6:35Speaker 2: like kids trying their best. And this kid, he actually
- 6:39Speaker 2: they like gave him more of a personality where he
- 6:42Speaker 2: just he wants to be a good guy because he
- 6:45Speaker 2: loves the Good Guy show. He wants to be a
- 6:47Speaker 2: good kid to his mom, and he wants like but
- 6:50Speaker 2: he's honest about what he wants and he actually has
- 6:53Speaker 2: like a personality outside of whiny child that they put
- 6:56Speaker 2: in the movie.
- 6:57Speaker 1: Yeah, he wasn't whiny. He's a little weird, but I'd
- 6:59Speaker 1: take weird over whiny any day.
- 7:01Speaker 2: Yeh, absolutely.
- 7:02Speaker 1: It was just so funny watching him make that, making
- 7:04Speaker 1: a fucking.
- 7:05Speaker 2: Mess, spilling everything. She's like, well, you are doing it, buddy, trying.
- 7:09Speaker 2: It's you're like, your food is swimming in a bowl
- 7:11Speaker 2: of milk, in a tray of milk.
- 7:13Speaker 1: But yeah, he's just walking and just spilling everything. I
- 7:16Speaker 1: was like, oh man, he's trying. Such a sweet kid,
- 7:19Speaker 1: and I think it's his birth it's his birthday. He
- 7:20Speaker 1: doesn't get the chucky doll, his mom goes behind her
- 7:23Speaker 1: the store she works at and gets it from a
- 7:25Speaker 1: pedlar or whatever.
- 7:26Speaker 2: I think pedlar can be read here as hobo.
- 7:29Speaker 1: Hobo, yeah, not a pedlar. And then of course that's
- 7:32Speaker 1: obviously the doll that Charles Lee Ray has put himself
- 7:35Speaker 1: inside of. And then it just goes crazy from there,
- 7:37Speaker 1: murdering people. I swear some of the murder scenes were
- 7:40Speaker 1: some of the best. When he plugs her in the
- 7:42Speaker 1: eye with that hammer and she just goes falling out
- 7:44Speaker 1: the window, hits the car Aunt Margie or Aunt Maggie
- 7:47Speaker 1: or whatever.
- 7:48Speaker 2: Yep.
- 7:48Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, that's amazing. How did a fucking
- 7:51Speaker 1: doll reach that high and hit you in the eyeball.
- 7:54Speaker 2: The added aspect of who did it, well, it seems
- 7:58Speaker 2: to be someone child sized? Is it the kid? That
- 8:00Speaker 2: was interesting.
- 8:01Speaker 1: So Jay keeps saying it's Chucky, it's Chucky, and they're like, no,
- 8:04Speaker 1: one's believing him. But it's like, no, it's really not me.
- 8:06Speaker 1: And then the mom starts saying, oh, yeah, it's Chucky.
- 8:08Speaker 1: And then over the course of the movie, everyone's like,
- 8:10Speaker 1: oh shit, it really is the doll. That's like everyone
- 8:12Speaker 1: sees what's happening. They're like, oh, yeah, it is the doll. Yeah,
- 8:14Speaker 1: no shit, why would I make that up? Exactly. It's
- 8:17Speaker 1: a good movie though. I really dug that one. And
- 8:20Speaker 1: then obviously we watched two last night and just as
- 8:23Speaker 1: much fun as the first one. So campy. I loved
- 8:26Speaker 1: it so over the top. Chucky was absolutely hilarious in
- 8:28Speaker 1: this movie, the one the part where he flicked off
- 8:32Speaker 1: Kyle and they were drying the foster.
- 8:34Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well I did not appreciate the foster dad
- 8:37Speaker 2: in that movie.
- 8:40Speaker 1: Such a prick.
- 8:41Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry, have you been traumatized? Well, you need
- 8:43Speaker 2: to get over it. That's how trauma works. Just get
- 8:46Speaker 2: over it.
- 8:47Speaker 1: Like he's just making everything up. It's like, no, he
- 8:49Speaker 1: didn't make that shit up, it happened. Try to have
- 8:51Speaker 1: a little sensitivity towards a kid who just you know,
- 8:54Speaker 1: lost his mom because she's in psychiatric evaluation now at
- 8:56Speaker 1: this point.
- 8:57Speaker 2: And he's also like, what seven in that movie? Yes,
- 9:01Speaker 2: how dare the seven year old not have like total
- 9:03Speaker 2: grasp on reality?
- 9:05Speaker 1: Honestly, those movies are great. I bought the seven disc
- 9:09Speaker 1: box set, so we're gonna kind of just plow through
- 9:11Speaker 1: those and talk about those on the show because the
- 9:14Speaker 1: only one that we saw before this was Cult of Chucky,
- 9:16Speaker 1: and I thought it was fun, like it was on Netflix.
- 9:18Speaker 2: Well, I had seen Bride of Chucky and Seed of Chucky,
- 9:21Speaker 2: but yeah, that had been a while ago.
- 9:23Speaker 1: Yeah, and we watched Cult. I was like, this is fun,
- 9:25Speaker 1: and so started.
- 9:27Speaker 2: Watching the other ones, more more towards its roots while
- 9:30Speaker 2: still being updated than a Seed of Chucky because Seed
- 9:33Speaker 2: of Chucky, you're gonna hear this again, it's terrible.
- 9:37Speaker 1: I heard that and Bride of Chucky were pretty bad.
- 9:40Speaker 2: Yeah, that's I believe. When Jennifer Tilly gets added to
- 9:44Speaker 2: the cast, and she herself great, totally fine in the film, Yeah,
- 9:48Speaker 2: but they just go in a very odd direction with it.
- 9:52Speaker 2: I think they tried to do the whole like nineties
- 9:56Speaker 2: two thousand update thing, try to make it modern, and
- 10:00Speaker 2: it did not work because then immediately it dates itself
- 10:04Speaker 2: with whatever was popular at that time.
- 10:07Speaker 1: Oh, I guess we'll see them, or at least I guess
- 10:09Speaker 1: i'll see.
- 10:09Speaker 2: Well, you're gonna see. I'm gonna see with you, because
- 10:12Speaker 2: I have to relive that.
- 10:13Speaker 1: Listen, it's gonna be fun. Just just enjoy it. So
- 10:17Speaker 1: that was Child's Play one and two, and then we
- 10:19Speaker 1: watched Autopsy of Jane do Ooh.
- 10:22Speaker 2: That was a ride.
- 10:22Speaker 1: Holy fuck. I thought this movie came out until I
- 10:25Speaker 1: was eighteen, but apparently it's two years old. I don't
- 10:27Speaker 1: know where the fuck I've been, but good god, Brian
- 10:30Speaker 1: Cox was absolutely amazing in this movie. I don't know
- 10:33Speaker 1: who the kid was. Oh the kid? Oh my god,
- 10:34Speaker 1: what was the kid's name? You're blanket, aren't you.
- 10:38Speaker 2: Yeah, you're the one who's obsessed with him.
- 10:40Speaker 1: He was from so many things you.
- 10:42Speaker 2: Figure that out. The basic plot of that film is
- 10:47Speaker 2: the cops are, you know, investigating on a murder scene.
- 10:52Speaker 2: They're they're currently like wrapping it up, you know, taping
- 10:55Speaker 2: things off, getting evidence, and they find a perfectly uninjured
- 11:01Speaker 2: but dead woman half buried in the basement of a home.
- 11:06Speaker 2: And our main characters they are morticians, and they actually
- 11:16Speaker 2: get the body from the police and their corners as well,
- 11:19Speaker 2: and then strange things start happening once they start doing
- 11:25Speaker 2: the autopsy. At it gets it's a slow burn into weirdness,
- 11:30Speaker 2: but the weirdness continues throughout the film. I didn't really
- 11:36Speaker 2: see the stuff that was happening in it happening, like
- 11:39Speaker 2: I was really pleasantly surprised. Well, there was only one
- 11:43Speaker 2: thing I saw coming because it was obvious. But I
- 11:47Speaker 2: see the main like reveal part of it, I did
- 11:51Speaker 2: not see coming. I put it together about three seconds
- 11:54Speaker 2: before they said it, and I went oh, and then
- 11:56Speaker 2: they said it, like, well, there you go. I did it.
- 11:58Speaker 1: Well, it's just crazy because it's it's really it really
- 12:00Speaker 1: is kind of like a slow berg and like you said,
- 12:01Speaker 1: like little things start happening and then all of a sudden,
- 12:03Speaker 1: it just ramps up and you're like, holy fuck, what
- 12:05Speaker 1: is happening. By the way, Ameliate Hers, that was the
- 12:07Speaker 1: guy there you go?
- 12:08Speaker 2: Did you started with any.
- 12:10Speaker 1: Did not recognize him in that film because I think
- 12:12Speaker 1: the last thing I saw him in was like Speed
- 12:13Speaker 1: Racer when he was much younger. But no, this movie
- 12:16Speaker 1: was truly amazing. They were just it did a great
- 12:19Speaker 1: job at building dread and like creating suspense and made
- 12:22Speaker 1: me really uncomfortable at times with the actual autopsy. I
- 12:25Speaker 1: don't I mean, I don't know what I was expecting.
- 12:27Speaker 1: It got autopsy in the name, but god it.
- 12:29Speaker 2: Was it was, yeah, to make me uncomfortable.
- 12:31Speaker 1: I was like, No, I didn't like that they're pulling
- 12:32Speaker 1: stuff out of her. No.
- 12:34Speaker 2: It props to the actress who played Jane Doe character,
- 12:39Speaker 2: as it must have been a lot of work to
- 12:44Speaker 2: you know, stay in character as a corpse, because she
- 12:48Speaker 2: was there for most of the sets and they used
- 12:50Speaker 2: effects around her. They actually were selected her because of
- 12:55Speaker 2: her knowledge of yoga so our ability to control her
- 12:59Speaker 2: huh thing, And she had to help make the other
- 13:04Speaker 2: people on set comfortable because she was completely nude the
- 13:08Speaker 2: whole time. Yeah, which can also, you know, make other
- 13:11Speaker 2: people uncomfortable.
- 13:12Speaker 1: Because especially when you look dead.
- 13:14Speaker 2: Well yeah, also because you know, they want to make
- 13:17Speaker 2: sure you feel comfortable, so they feel uncomfortable trying to
- 13:20Speaker 2: make you feel comfortable. So yeah, you know it's a
- 13:24Speaker 2: vicious cycle of nudity and comfort.
- 13:27Speaker 1: I will say the only problem I had with the
- 13:28Speaker 1: movie was some of the cg like something caught on
- 13:31Speaker 1: fire and I was like, oh, that looks kind of ill.
- 13:35Speaker 2: Well, they saved all their money for the.
- 13:36Speaker 1: Practical I mean they really did. The practical effects are
- 13:39Speaker 1: absolutely amazing. And you really don't see half this movie coming.
- 13:42Speaker 1: It just happened. You're like, oh shit, but yeah, two
- 13:44Speaker 1: thumbs up for that one. That was amazing. That's also
- 13:47Speaker 1: on Netflix right now. They just added that December thirty
- 13:50Speaker 1: worth watch. Definitely worth a watch. I think that's all
- 13:53Speaker 1: we've seen. Child's Playing Archives. Yeah, so I guess let's
- 13:57Speaker 1: get on to all the movies that are coming out.
- 14:00Speaker 1: This year's twenty nineteen now, and there is a shit
- 14:02Speaker 1: ton of movies coming out. We're going to go back
- 14:05Speaker 1: and forth here and just kind of give you a
- 14:07Speaker 1: brief description of everything to come. So do you want
- 14:10Speaker 1: to kick it off?
- 14:12Speaker 2: Sure? Okay, We're going to start with some of the
- 14:16Speaker 2: films that are coming out that do not have release
- 14:19Speaker 2: dates yet. First up, we've got Jacob Sladder. It's a
- 14:26Speaker 2: Vietnam war vet returning home trying to figure out you know,
- 14:31Speaker 2: trying to get himself stabilized mentally and having hallucinations. I'm
- 14:38Speaker 2: not sure if it's a remake of Yeah, it is
- 14:40Speaker 2: a remake, okay, yeah, so yeah, so that should be
- 14:45Speaker 2: a good time. I know the original is a much
- 14:49Speaker 2: beloved film.
- 14:51Speaker 1: Yeah, apparently it's Super Scared. I've never seen that one,
- 14:53Speaker 1: but it is apparently.
- 14:53Speaker 2: Super We'll have to give that a watch and compare there.
- 14:58Speaker 1: The next one is called You Should Have Left, and
- 15:02Speaker 1: there's really not much plot description besides that it's a
- 15:06Speaker 1: screenwriter who travels to a remote house in the Alps
- 15:10Speaker 1: with his family so that he can write a sequel
- 15:12Speaker 1: to his big hit film, but he begins to regret
- 15:14Speaker 1: his decision after suffering from a severe case of writer's block.
- 15:17Speaker 1: So this kind of sounds Shining esque take you know,
- 15:20Speaker 1: takes place in a snowy place, he gets writer's blocks,
- 15:23Speaker 1: so maybe he goes crazy and hacks up his family
- 15:26Speaker 1: good times and that Again, that doesn't have a date,
- 15:28Speaker 1: but I'm interested in that one because we all love this.
- 15:32Speaker 1: I mean, I love the Shining at least, and I
- 15:33Speaker 1: know that's one of your favorites, so it absolutely is Okay,
- 15:36Speaker 1: next up.
- 15:37Speaker 2: Next up is ma ma, man, this one's going to
- 15:44Speaker 2: be a psychological horrorological horror.
- 15:48Speaker 1: Yeah, psychological thriller, psychological horror thrill. Okay, it was like, hold.
- 15:53Speaker 2: On, sorry, they're they're both in there, so yes, god weird,
- 15:55Speaker 2: yes to both.
- 15:56Speaker 1: Okay.
- 15:59Speaker 2: Currently, the plot is listed as a lonely woman but
- 16:01Speaker 2: friends a group of teenagers and lets them party at
- 16:04Speaker 2: the house. Then they start questioning, you know, the the
- 16:10Speaker 2: lady's intentions and that's when things start going wrong. It
- 16:14Speaker 2: is a blumhouse, so you know, I'm assuming it'll be
- 16:20Speaker 2: something with the vibe of truth or dare so should
- 16:23Speaker 2: be you know, part teen horror, part.
- 16:27Speaker 1: Terrifying, part teen horror, part terrifying. I'm done with that.
- 16:31Speaker 1: Next one, it's called Antlers. Uh yeah, what a weird name.
- 16:36Speaker 1: A small town Oregon teacher and her brother, the local sheriff,
- 16:38Speaker 1: become entwined with a young student harboring and dangerous secret
- 16:41Speaker 1: with frightening consequences.
- 16:43Speaker 2: Okay, Carrie Russell.
- 16:45Speaker 1: So kind of vague. I like that. I like Oregon.
- 16:48Speaker 1: I like the setting. It sounds kind of interesting. No picture,
- 16:52Speaker 1: you said, who's in it?
- 16:53Speaker 2: Carrie Russell?
- 16:55Speaker 1: Okay, well not much on that one. But the next one.
- 16:58Speaker 2: The next one, The Boy too. Oh my god, those
- 17:02Speaker 2: of you who love The Boy, you get to watch
- 17:04Speaker 2: it again movie, but this time it's going to be
- 17:07Speaker 2: a new family moving in and their young son befriends
- 17:11Speaker 2: the doll Broms.
- 17:12Speaker 1: God that movie. That twist in the first movie fucked
- 17:16Speaker 1: me up. Oh Katie Holmes is in that Katie Holmes.
- 17:19Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm actually interested to see this because the
- 17:23Speaker 2: big twist is already revealed. If you've already seen the
- 17:26Speaker 2: original film, and if you have not, it is worth
- 17:28Speaker 2: checking out.
- 17:28Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's so good.
- 17:29Speaker 2: But I'm interested to see how they'll recreate a twist
- 17:34Speaker 2: or what new depths they'll bring to it, Like is
- 17:37Speaker 2: it a matter of the family figuring it out before
- 17:39Speaker 2: it's too late, or what is Brahms's intentions with the
- 17:43Speaker 2: young boy.
- 17:43Speaker 1: That should be interesting, Yeah, because it's kind of hard
- 17:46Speaker 1: to top that twist. I didn't see that coming at all.
- 17:48Speaker 1: I thought it was going to be a supernatural kind
- 17:50Speaker 1: of paranormal thing, and then it went a totally different way.
- 17:53Speaker 1: So I'm really excited to check that out.
- 17:57Speaker 2: This next one, what, Yeah.
- 18:01Speaker 1: Excited for Polaroid yep, I don't even know what the
- 18:04Speaker 1: hell that is?
- 18:05Speaker 2: Well, it's called polaroid, so it sounds interesting.
- 18:07Speaker 1: Uh, Polaroid PG thirteen drama, horror thriller, high school loner
- 18:13Speaker 1: bird bird Fitcher, what a fucking name? Has no idea
- 18:17Speaker 1: what dark secrets are tied to the mysterious polaroid vantage
- 18:20Speaker 1: camera she stumbles upon, but it doesn't take long to
- 18:22Speaker 1: discover that those who have their picture taken meet a
- 18:26Speaker 1: tragic end. So I was gonna say, isn't that shutter?
- 18:31Speaker 1: Isn't that what shutter was? I could have sworn there's
- 18:34Speaker 1: something about Yeah, hold on, we gotta we gotta look
- 18:37Speaker 1: this up because we haven't. We just we took this
- 18:40Speaker 1: list and we're just going this is the first time
- 18:41Speaker 1: we've looked at this list, so we didn't really background
- 18:44Speaker 1: check anything. But that sounds familiar already.
- 18:47Speaker 2: Oh no, that's because they've been showing trailers for that
- 18:50Speaker 2: for a while now. I can't believe it's taken this
- 18:53Speaker 2: long for it to come out. I actually already thought
- 18:55Speaker 2: it came out.
- 18:55Speaker 1: Oh wait, Yeah, I'm seeing the screen grabs here and
- 18:58Speaker 1: these all look super familiar, but there's no release date. Yeah,
- 19:01Speaker 1: I've seen this before. I've seen this.
- 19:02Speaker 2: Picture right here trailers for this.
- 19:04Speaker 1: Yes, look at this picture with the like the face. Yeah,
- 19:07Speaker 1: I've seen that, Okay, Yeah, next up, next up, this
- 19:13Speaker 1: one's good?
- 19:15Speaker 2: Oh which one? Three from Hell? Three from Hell, which
- 19:21Speaker 2: is gonna be a sequel to Devil's Rejects, which I'm
- 19:24Speaker 2: looking forward to.
- 19:25Speaker 1: Yeah, because what was the last Zombie came out with
- 19:27Speaker 1: the movie recently? Not that good? Well, thirty one. That
- 19:31Speaker 1: was the last one from Zombie that I saw was
- 19:33Speaker 1: thirty one. It's okay, there's a lot of blood and.
- 19:37Speaker 2: Guts, which is what you get in any Rob Zombie film.
- 19:40Speaker 2: But you know, he's got a good following on his
- 19:45Speaker 2: Devil's Rejects and House of a Thousand Corpses, And this
- 19:49Speaker 2: one's gonna have Danny Trejo in it, which I will
- 19:52Speaker 2: absolutely see it because not only did was the Devil's
- 19:56Speaker 2: Rejects one of the earlier films I had seen in horror.
- 19:59Speaker 1: But yeah, we talked about that, that's one of the
- 20:00Speaker 1: first ones you saw him and that. Yeah, no, don't
- 20:02Speaker 1: start with that, that's what would you end with.
- 20:04Speaker 2: But I love Danny true, I will see him in anything.
- 20:09Speaker 2: I saw Machete loved.
- 20:10Speaker 1: It, fucking loved machete who was so over the top
- 20:13Speaker 1: much a day. Next is a movie called Eli, and
- 20:17Speaker 1: it's not the Book of Eli actually, unfortunately, and all
- 20:21Speaker 1: it says is a boy receiving treatment for his autoimmune
- 20:24Speaker 1: disorder discovers that the house he's living in is not
- 20:26Speaker 1: as safe as he thought. And it just is labeled
- 20:29Speaker 1: as horror. So I don't know if it's supernatural. I
- 20:32Speaker 1: don't know if it's serial killer. There's not much information
- 20:34Speaker 1: on this.
- 20:35Speaker 2: That's interesting because I feel like they had a young
- 20:38Speaker 2: adult movie book situation with that, where that girl gets
- 20:43Speaker 2: it's in her house because she thinks she has an
- 20:45Speaker 2: autoimmune disease and the next door neighbor falls in love
- 20:48Speaker 2: with her, so she decides to run away, and it
- 20:50Speaker 2: turns out she never had an autoimmune disease her mom
- 20:53Speaker 2: lied to So I guess they decided to add a
- 20:57Speaker 2: scary limit to that.
- 20:58Speaker 1: Maybe that might be what that's about out Okay, Okay,
- 21:01Speaker 1: there's two more waiting on one to two. Oh my god,
- 21:04Speaker 1: there's a lot more that don't have release dates.
- 21:05Speaker 2: Okay, we'll talk about.
- 21:07Speaker 1: Them all, okay, so go ahead with the next one.
- 21:10Speaker 2: Next one up is The Lighthouse. Yep, it's your classic
- 21:19Speaker 2: old person living in a lighthouse in Maine. Oh, it's
- 21:22Speaker 2: got Willem Dafoe. Oh shit, okay, and Robert Pattinson already interested.
- 21:27Speaker 2: I don't even I don't even care, already interested? Oh man,
- 21:30Speaker 2: that could go from being that could either be really
- 21:32Speaker 2: good or they could take themselves way too seriously.
- 21:36Speaker 1: Yeah, because well, let's just let's hope it'll be good.
- 21:40Speaker 2: Pattinson have the Uh, they can go Robert Pattinson Twilight.
- 21:46Speaker 1: That's why I don't know him.
- 21:47Speaker 2: There you go. They can either go really really good
- 21:52Speaker 2: or really really over the top because they committed too hard.
- 21:55Speaker 2: So let's see how that plays out.
- 21:57Speaker 1: Maybe they can strike a balance. That would be cool,
- 21:59Speaker 1: That would be help, that'd be great. This next one
- 22:01Speaker 1: sounds fucking amazing and probably gonna be in my top
- 22:05Speaker 1: ten for twenty nineteen. And it's called Crawl. Listen to
- 22:08Speaker 1: this shit. A young woman, while attempting to save her
- 22:10Speaker 1: father during a Category five hurricane, finds herself trapped in
- 22:14Speaker 1: a flooding house and must fight for her life against alligators.
- 22:17Speaker 1: Are you shitting me?
- 22:19Speaker 2: Yes, someone really really wanted to come up with their
- 22:23Speaker 2: own version of Sharknado.
- 22:24Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it's like Shark Nado, but oh my god,
- 22:28Speaker 1: this is gonna be amazing. I can't wait for that.
- 22:30Speaker 2: Sounds like that, it's gonna be something to watch with
- 22:32Speaker 2: your eyeballs.
- 22:33Speaker 1: Okay, who is in this? I gotta see if they
- 22:35Speaker 1: have any sort of cast going on with this, and
- 22:38Speaker 1: I don't. I don't see a cast. I I'll cast acur.
- 22:40Speaker 1: Let's see who they got. Uh, I don't have anyone nothing.
- 22:45Speaker 1: I'm not gonna stow through that. Whatever. That sounds amazing
- 22:48Speaker 1: and I can't wait for that. So follow us up
- 22:50Speaker 1: with the next one, milady.
- 22:56Speaker 2: Okay, So the next one up is The Silence.
- 22:59Speaker 1: Wrong, that's finally have different lists. Apparently I'll read in
- 23:06Speaker 1: the tall Grass jerk, go ahead.
- 23:07Speaker 2: So anyway, the Silence that's gonna have Stanley Tucci, which
- 23:11Speaker 2: means I'm already interested.
- 23:13Speaker 1: Another name I don't know, which is a shame.
- 23:17Speaker 2: It says the story of a family struggling to survive
- 23:19Speaker 2: in a world terrorized by a deadly primeval species who
- 23:24Speaker 2: have bread for decades in the pitch darkness of a
- 23:26Speaker 2: vast underground cave system. Yeah, that sounds interesting, sounds like
- 23:33Speaker 2: some sort of morlock uh, you know time machine situation,
- 23:38Speaker 2: but you know, minus the time travel and upping up
- 23:43Speaker 2: the blind underground species. Uh. Also maybe a little descentye,
- 23:47Speaker 2: but like end of the World with that. Yeah, it
- 23:51Speaker 2: should be fun. And if Stanley Tucci is in it,
- 23:54Speaker 2: that's gonna be interesting.
- 23:55Speaker 1: I guess I'll have to research who that is. Uh.
- 23:58Speaker 1: In the tall Grass is the next one one. Brother
- 24:01Speaker 1: and sister are driving through Kansas during their road trip.
- 24:03Speaker 1: Suddenly they hear calls for help coming. Okay, weird sentence.
- 24:07Speaker 1: They stop to investigate and get lost in a field
- 24:10Speaker 1: of tall grass.
- 24:11Speaker 2: Okay, in the next hour and a half is then
- 24:15Speaker 2: trying to figure out their way out.
- 24:17Speaker 1: So it's just labeled as horror. Again, there's no you know,
- 24:20Speaker 1: creature feature nothing, it's just horror. So that could go
- 24:23Speaker 1: a million ways.
- 24:24Speaker 2: Yeah, that could be a creature feature, or that could
- 24:26Speaker 2: be a you know, killer rednecks Ico in the woods.
- 24:30Speaker 1: They're filming this in Canada. It's a Canadian film.
- 24:32Speaker 2: So maybe a killer mount e eh oh yeah, next
- 24:38Speaker 2: one on the list.
- 24:40Speaker 1: I think it's the last one that does this is Okay,
- 24:42Speaker 1: this is the last one that does not have a
- 24:44Speaker 1: date for twenty nineteen.
- 24:46Speaker 2: Mbe Land two that has a date that does not
- 24:50Speaker 2: have a date.
- 24:50Speaker 1: On here, October eleven, nineteen. Okay, she's got a weird list.
- 24:54Speaker 1: I'm gonna read you Little Monsters. And this is an
- 24:57Speaker 1: Australian film, which means I love it already. The description
- 25:01Speaker 1: as a washed up musician teams up with a teacher
- 25:03Speaker 1: and a kids show personality to protect young children from
- 25:08Speaker 1: a sudden outbreak of zombies. So kids in Zombies. That
- 25:11Speaker 1: sounds like it's gonna be amazing. No, yes, I think so. Okay, great,
- 25:16Speaker 1: that's all I get from you. Okay, so now let's
- 25:18Speaker 1: go to the movies that actually have release dates and
- 25:22Speaker 1: start with one that just came out yesterday.
- 25:26Speaker 2: The Escape Room.
- 25:27Speaker 1: Yeah, you did it, You did it.
- 25:31Speaker 2: I figured it out. Yeah. I'm actually really looking forward
- 25:35Speaker 2: to catching that one in theaters, especially if you're a
- 25:40Speaker 2: fan of escape rooms. That is gonna be a good time. Yeah.
- 25:46Speaker 2: It looks like the Escape Room is more real than
- 25:49Speaker 2: they originally thought, and a bunch of people must fight
- 25:52Speaker 2: to survive a very deadly game, so it sounds kind
- 25:57Speaker 2: of Jigsaw esque.
- 25:59Speaker 1: You've stuck a room and get out basically, but hopefully
- 26:03Speaker 1: the getting out is a little bit easier, and no one.
- 26:05Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure everyone's probably gonna die. Actually.
- 26:08Speaker 2: Uh.
- 26:08Speaker 1: The next one is I guess a sequel. I didn't
- 26:12Speaker 1: know there was a first one. It's called The Car
- 26:15Speaker 1: Road to Revenge. I don't, I don't. I don't even
- 26:18Speaker 1: know the first one, Christine. Yeah, and there's not even
- 26:20Speaker 1: a plot. It just says, hey, you want to know
- 26:23Speaker 1: about this, be the first to add a plot. So
- 26:25Speaker 1: there you go, The Car Road to Revenge. Go see
- 26:28Speaker 1: it in theaters sometime this year. That was really really boring. Okay, next, Okay,
- 26:37Speaker 1: we have different lists. We'll get here. Just take take this,
- 26:39Speaker 1: give me, give me yours dead air. Oh my god.
- 26:47Speaker 2: Uh. The next one up is We Live. Let's see
- 26:53Speaker 2: that one. Oh, that looks like fun. After a man's
- 26:57Speaker 2: family dies and what appears to be a murder, he
- 27:00Speaker 2: gets a phone call from one of the dead, his niece.
- 27:03Speaker 2: He's not sure if she's a ghost or he's going mad,
- 27:06Speaker 2: but as it turns out, he's not. So it's listed
- 27:11Speaker 2: as a sci fi thriller. Sounds more like a hunting situation.
- 27:15Speaker 2: That'll be interesting to see where that goes.
- 27:17Speaker 1: Relive and that comes out? Did you say when it
- 27:20Speaker 1: came out, oh, January twenty seventh, twenty nineteen. Yeah, and
- 27:25Speaker 1: the next one that comes out on January twenty eighth,
- 27:29Speaker 1: twenty nineteen, called Sweetheart. Oh. I read this one to
- 27:33Speaker 1: you earlier today because I saw it. Jen has washed ashore,
- 27:37Speaker 1: a small tropical island, and it doesn't take her long
- 27:39Speaker 1: to realize that she's completely she's wait, take her long
- 27:41Speaker 1: to realize that she's completely alone. She must spend her
- 27:44Speaker 1: day is not only surviving the elements, but also fending
- 27:47Speaker 1: off the malevolent force that comes out each night. So
- 27:50Speaker 1: it begs to question, did she, like, how did she
- 27:53Speaker 1: even get to the island in the first place? What
- 27:55Speaker 1: are the monsters? I'm down with that. That sounds pretty
- 27:57Speaker 1: that sounds pretty interesting. I'll probably go see that one
- 28:00Speaker 1: with you.
- 28:00Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's see that.
- 28:03Speaker 1: Let's see that.
- 28:03Speaker 2: I mean, let's see all of these.
- 28:05Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see all these. We're gonna be really busy
- 28:06Speaker 1: this year.
- 28:07Speaker 2: Okay, next next up, I have wounds.
- 28:12Speaker 1: You's is still wrong. I'm just gonna hand you my iPad.
- 28:14Speaker 1: Just put that away because yours is wrong.
- 28:16Speaker 2: Don't you just tell me what you see? Velvet Buzzsaw
- 28:18Speaker 2: is the one that's my mouse velvet BUZSA big money
- 28:22Speaker 2: artist and mega collectors pay high price when art collides
- 28:26Speaker 2: with commerce.
- 28:27Speaker 1: Ooh, and Jake Gyllenhols in this one, yes he is.
- 28:30Speaker 2: And John Malkovich and some lady with the face and
- 28:32Speaker 2: Tony Collette, Oh my god. Yeah, so that should be fun.
- 28:36Speaker 1: Tony Collette like every oh, man, that woman has an
- 28:40Speaker 1: impact on me since Hereditary.
- 28:41Speaker 2: And that's coming out February first, February first.
- 28:45Speaker 1: Oh, the next one, The Prodigy, uh February eighth, twenty nineteen.
- 28:51Speaker 1: A mother concerned about her young's son's behavior, disturbing behavior,
- 28:56Speaker 1: thinks something supernatural maybe affecting him. So supernatural movie.
- 29:00Speaker 2: I just saw the trailer for that. That looks creepy,
- 29:02Speaker 2: did you?
- 29:02Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, says what's wrong with Miles? That's on the that's.
- 29:06Speaker 2: Actually the name of the website.
- 29:08Speaker 1: Ooh. From the it's from a producer of the Exorcism
- 29:11Speaker 1: of Emily Rose. All right, I'm down with that. I
- 29:14Speaker 1: like that movie. That was creepy as all hell. Oh,
- 29:16Speaker 1: I've seen this picture. It's like the yeah face yeah yeah,
- 29:21Speaker 1: from age Okay, all right, all right, next up, I'm
- 29:25Speaker 1: excited about this one.
- 29:26Speaker 2: Happy Death too.
- 29:28Speaker 1: I'm so excited.
- 29:29Speaker 2: Well, we finally watched that movie this year. We had
- 29:31Speaker 2: been behind, but after we went to Halloween Hornites and
- 29:34Speaker 2: went to the house, we said, you know what, let's
- 29:36Speaker 2: just check it out. We had not heard great things
- 29:38Speaker 2: about it, but you know, I still wanted to watch
- 29:40Speaker 2: it anyway. And we have no idea what they were
- 29:43Speaker 2: talking about, because I enjoyed that movie a lot.
- 29:46Speaker 1: And I had a friend that was like, all that
- 29:47Speaker 1: movie sucked out blah blah blah, it was awful. And
- 29:49Speaker 1: then we finally watched it, and I was like, that
- 29:51Speaker 1: movie was so fun. How did you hate that?
- 29:53Speaker 2: Yeah, as far as like an actually scary movie. Oh no, No,
- 29:56Speaker 2: there were like a few minor jumps, But I thought
- 30:00Speaker 2: it was really entertaining. I thought the main actress did
- 30:04Speaker 2: an excellent job.
- 30:05Speaker 1: Yeah, Jessica Roth did a great job.
- 30:08Speaker 2: Yeah, and looks like the crew's coming back together. And
- 30:12Speaker 2: the second one and now it looks like she's not
- 30:17Speaker 2: the only one reliving the same day over and over again,
- 30:20Speaker 2: but now she's got to save everybody else.
- 30:23Speaker 1: Well, I not only love the plot of the movie,
- 30:25Speaker 1: but I love the twist because I didn't see that coming.
- 30:28Speaker 1: I mean Obviously I knew they were going to get
- 30:29Speaker 1: to the root of what was happening, but when they
- 30:31Speaker 1: showed it, I was like, oh wow, Like that was
- 30:33Speaker 1: a neat little twist. And I remember seeing the trailer
- 30:36Speaker 1: for Heavy Death Day to You before I even saw
- 30:38Speaker 1: the first one, and I was so pissed. I was like,
- 30:40Speaker 1: oh my god, they're already doing like a sequel, like
- 30:42Speaker 1: fucking who cares? And now I'm more excited than anything
- 30:45Speaker 1: for it. It's gonna be amazing.
- 30:46Speaker 2: That's what you get for. Yeah, before seeing something yourself.
- 30:51Speaker 1: Don't take anyone's don't take what anyone has to say.
- 30:53Speaker 1: It just goes except us. Yes, no, just go see
- 30:56Speaker 1: a movie for yourself, because there's been plenty of times
- 30:58Speaker 1: where I have just heard negative things something and then
- 31:00Speaker 1: I'll go see it and then I end up loving
- 31:02Speaker 1: that movie. So really, you just need to go see it,
- 31:05Speaker 1: catch it in theater, wait till comes to Netflix, whatever,
- 31:07Speaker 1: Just get out there and do it. Just do it.
- 31:09Speaker 1: Just do it. Okay, I'm next.
- 31:12Speaker 2: Yep.
- 31:12Speaker 1: Yes, oh, the the when I was trying to get
- 31:16Speaker 1: you defined it's the turning, not the yearning.
- 31:19Speaker 2: Yes, we established that earlier.
- 31:21Speaker 1: Whatever. Anyways, the turning a young governess is hired by
- 31:27Speaker 1: a man who has become responsible for his young nephew
- 31:30Speaker 1: and niece after the death of their parents. A modern
- 31:32Speaker 1: take on Henry james novella The Turn of the Screw.
- 31:36Speaker 2: Well, that's pretty vague.
- 31:37Speaker 1: Okay, don't know what that novella is? Never heard of?
- 31:40Speaker 1: Scott Finn Wolfhard.
- 31:44Speaker 2: He plays Mike and Stranger Things.
- 31:47Speaker 1: Oh, okay, I didn't know that's his last name. Oh.
- 31:50Speaker 1: This comes out March fourteenth, by the way, too. Apparently
- 31:52Speaker 1: that's in Russia. Oh it's not. Is it not coming
- 31:55Speaker 1: to that? I don't think this is coming to the States, Russia, Portugal, Netherlands.
- 31:58Speaker 1: So we we'll get it eventually, we might, I don't maybe,
- 32:00Speaker 1: maybe I'll go to Netflix at some point.
- 32:02Speaker 2: Well, the other movie that's coming out on the fourteenth,
- 32:06Speaker 2: I think a lot of people have seen trailers for it,
- 32:08Speaker 2: and I am personally stoked and ready to be terrified Us,
- 32:14Speaker 2: which is another Jordan Peel film. So if you're a
- 32:17Speaker 2: get Out fan, this is your chance to enjoy another
- 32:21Speaker 2: setup that he does.
- 32:22Speaker 1: So set up, that's what we're doing.
- 32:26Speaker 2: And this one is a mother and father take their
- 32:29Speaker 2: kids to at their beach house. Expecting to enjoy time
- 32:32Speaker 2: with friends, but their serenity turns to tension and chaos
- 32:36Speaker 2: when some visitors arrive uninvited.
- 32:38Speaker 1: I don't like that vague description.
- 32:39Speaker 2: Well, from what I understand, the basic plot is something
- 32:43Speaker 2: involving these versions of the main characters that are like
- 32:48Speaker 2: these wrong versions of them, Like their faces don't look
- 32:51Speaker 2: right and they want to trade places.
- 32:53Speaker 1: Yeah, they meet them, like on the beach or something
- 32:55Speaker 1: or something.
- 32:56Speaker 2: I remember the kid come to the house.
- 32:58Speaker 1: I remember the kid walking on the beach and him
- 32:59Speaker 1: say like someone. But yeah, then they come to the
- 33:01Speaker 1: house and they're seeing them. Send No, that sounds terrifying.
- 33:04Speaker 1: I would never want myself to show up to my house.
- 33:08Speaker 2: I don't want to see me.
- 33:09Speaker 1: I don't want to see That would really be upsetting.
- 33:11Speaker 1: So this one was great. The actors look like they're
- 33:14Speaker 1: killing it in this movie. From the trailers. I'm very
- 33:16Speaker 1: excited about that one. Yes, a week before my birthday.
- 33:20Speaker 1: The next one wounds disturbing and mysterious things begin to
- 33:26Speaker 1: happen too. A bartender in New Orleans after he picks
- 33:28Speaker 1: up a phone left behind at his bar, sounds like
- 33:31Speaker 1: one misscall or whatever that one was, but the stranger
- 33:34Speaker 1: or the ghost calling the phone. It was really bad
- 33:37Speaker 1: one miscall right, Yeah, I.
- 33:38Speaker 2: Used to have the ring tone on my phone.
- 33:39Speaker 1: God, that fucking movie was terrible.
- 33:45Speaker 2: Yeah, I still remember.
- 33:46Speaker 1: God, So that one comes out eventually, Oh, March twenty ninth,
- 33:52Speaker 1: twenty nineteen. So yeah, that one sounds like a movie.
- 33:57Speaker 2: Hey, it's got Army Hammer in it.
- 33:58Speaker 1: And I love him Hammer. Who the fuck are all
- 34:02Speaker 1: these people that you know? What? Like how far By?
- 34:05Speaker 2: I watch movies. I don't know what you are doing.
- 34:08Speaker 1: I'm watching the wrong movies. Man, you're getting all the
- 34:10Speaker 1: good ones.
- 34:11Speaker 2: He played Lone Ranger and he was in that movie
- 34:16Speaker 2: called Me by Your Name.
- 34:17Speaker 1: I need I need like a cricket sound on this
- 34:19Speaker 1: on this mixture here, because what what are those movies?
- 34:24Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we live under a rock. Anyway, you're getting
- 34:27Speaker 1: all the fucking good ones. Go ahead, next pet cemetery.
- 34:33Speaker 2: We still have to watch the original.
- 34:35Speaker 1: Say that we've seen the original. We haven't that we
- 34:37Speaker 1: have not seen the original.
- 34:40Speaker 2: I think the plot is pretty well known. A family
- 34:44Speaker 2: moves to a new home, a new secluded home that's
- 34:48Speaker 2: right next to a very busy highway road, and then
- 34:55Speaker 2: weird things start happening with the pet cemetery in the
- 34:57Speaker 2: woods after something happens that shakes the family.
- 35:03Speaker 1: And why don't you read the plot? You just stare
- 35:05Speaker 1: at me trying to make up a plot. It's right there.
- 35:08Speaker 2: Why didn't you read it? Then?
- 35:09Speaker 1: Fine, I don't know if it's Lewis or Louis. I'll
- 35:11Speaker 1: just say lou Creed, his wife Rachel, and their two children,
- 35:14Speaker 1: Gage and Eli Ellie moved to.
- 35:16Speaker 2: A rural yeah you're reading.
- 35:20Speaker 1: Moved to a rural home where they're welcome and enlightened
- 35:23Speaker 1: about the eerie pet cemetery located near their home. After
- 35:26Speaker 1: the tragedy of their cat being killed by a truck,
- 35:29Speaker 1: Lewis reports, Lewis, Oh my god, I'm really not doing good.
- 35:33Speaker 1: Lewis resorts to burying it in the mysterious pet cemetery,
- 35:36Speaker 1: which is definitely not as it seems, as it proves
- 35:39Speaker 1: to the Creeds that sometimes dead is better.
- 35:44Speaker 2: Yeah, so basically that I said, fuck you, whatever pet
- 35:48Speaker 2: cemetary looks good.
- 35:49Speaker 1: Definitely gonna have to rewatch or excuse me, watch the
- 35:51Speaker 1: first one. I think it's on shutter right now, so
- 35:54Speaker 1: we have to watch that. But I mean, this doesn't
- 35:56Speaker 1: come out untill what June, June, something, April. We gotta
- 36:01Speaker 1: get on that soon, I log it. Oh, the next one.
- 36:05Speaker 1: I think this this is an urban legend. I'm pretty
- 36:07Speaker 1: sure it was all It was also a house at
- 36:09Speaker 1: HHN in like twenty three or twenty two or something
- 36:12Speaker 1: like that. The Curse of Oh it's La Lorona. I
- 36:16Speaker 1: thought it was Lo Lorna. Yeah whatever, whatever, Okay, so
- 36:21Speaker 1: the Curse of La Lorona. We've actually seen the trailer
- 36:23Speaker 1: for this, Ignoring the eerie warning of a troubled mother
- 36:26Speaker 1: suspected of child endangerment, a social worker and her and
- 36:29Speaker 1: her own small kids are soon drawn into the frightening
- 36:32Speaker 1: supernatural realm. That is a very vague description, but yeah, basically,
- 36:36Speaker 1: this bitch crazy and she gonna kill you. Yeah.
- 36:39Speaker 2: What I got from this trailer is it could either
- 36:43Speaker 2: be really good or it be a lot of cheap
- 36:45Speaker 2: jump scares that aren't really well fought out. They're just like, oh,
- 36:48Speaker 2: if we flash this in front of you, you will jump, or.
- 36:51Speaker 1: It'll be like the nun where it was a lot
- 36:52Speaker 1: of build up and then nothing happened and you're.
- 36:54Speaker 2: Like, uh, yeah, that's what I'm concerned about. Because it's
- 36:57Speaker 2: it's the little kids and stuff.
- 36:59Speaker 1: You know, I mean it is if rated are those
- 37:00Speaker 1: I mean, that does give it, you know, significant boost
- 37:04Speaker 1: for me because they can do a lot more with it.
- 37:06Speaker 1: But yeah, it could literally go the way of the
- 37:08Speaker 1: Nun or it could actually be a surprisingly kick ass movie.
- 37:11Speaker 1: So that one comes out April nineteenth. Uh and yeah,
- 37:16Speaker 1: so next No, I just did Lolaurna your next motherfucker
- 37:23Speaker 1: bright Burn? Like? What?
- 37:24Speaker 2: All right? So next up is bright Burn?
- 37:26Speaker 1: Why did I have to read that?
- 37:27Speaker 2: Apparently somebody forgot that he was reading the titles. So
- 37:30Speaker 2: we were on the same list.
- 37:32Speaker 1: I thought, I fixed your list for you.
- 37:33Speaker 2: You did not. We established immediately, I think. Okay, So
- 37:38Speaker 2: Elizabeth Banks love her?
- 37:40Speaker 1: Oh shit, I'm in.
- 37:42Speaker 2: The plot is what if a child from another world
- 37:46Speaker 2: crash landed on Earth, but instead of becoming a hero
- 37:49Speaker 2: to mankind, he proved to be something far more sinister
- 37:53Speaker 2: like you. Oh, I like that.
- 37:55Speaker 1: I thriller, Holy shit.
- 37:57Speaker 2: And Elizabeth thinks she does like it in those sci
- 37:59Speaker 2: fi films. Was great in Slither, which you need to watch.
- 38:02Speaker 1: Oh, I know I've heard great things about that. Who
- 38:07Speaker 1: the fuck are all these people? I feel like I'm
- 38:09Speaker 1: in the twilight Zone, like, I don't I don't know
- 38:11Speaker 1: any of these people that you're saying.
- 38:12Speaker 2: The main guy from Firefly.
- 38:15Speaker 1: Again, I don't you say these words Castle again. I
- 38:20Speaker 1: don't watch the things that you watch. I watch horror
- 38:23Speaker 1: and I watch comedy. I don't watch this Firefly fucking
- 38:26Speaker 1: fi fie Castle bullsh oh, it's sci fi fuck all right. Anyways,
- 38:31Speaker 1: made twenty fourths for that one. Oh my god, I'm
- 38:33Speaker 1: so excited for this next next one because the first
- 38:35Speaker 1: one surprisingly good and I may have to rewatch it
- 38:38Speaker 1: though to make sure it was the same movie. The
- 38:41Speaker 1: Gallows act too. I have no idea what even happened
- 38:44Speaker 1: in the first one. I just remember liking it. I
- 38:46Speaker 1: don't know where they're gonna go with this one. If
- 38:48Speaker 1: you've seen the first one, it's literally about gallows and
- 38:51Speaker 1: people being hung by them. It's like a school play
- 38:53Speaker 1: or something like that, and people start dying. The plot
- 38:56Speaker 1: for this one is when Anna Rue transfersd a prestigious
- 39:00Speaker 1: new acting school, she encounters I'm a levelone spirit after
- 39:04Speaker 1: participating in a viral challenge. So that is going to
- 39:07Speaker 1: be the follow up to the first Gallows lay as
- 39:09Speaker 1: a horror thriller and it comes out on May thirty
- 39:13Speaker 1: first of this year. Super excited. Did you see the
- 39:17Speaker 1: first one? No, we don't have to watch that.
- 39:20Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been seems like that's all we'll be doing now.
- 39:22Speaker 1: Yay, all the movies. I'm so excited. Oh the next
- 39:25Speaker 1: one though, the Grudge. It's like, is this a remake?
- 39:29Speaker 2: Tell me, well, it sounds like it because it's the
- 39:32Speaker 2: exact plot of every other.
- 39:34Speaker 1: But it's not Grudge movie. It's not the Grudge, it's
- 39:37Speaker 1: just Grudge.
- 39:37Speaker 2: Well, it says a house is cursed by a vengeful
- 39:40Speaker 2: ghost that dooms those who enter it with a violent death.
- 39:44Speaker 2: So that's the exact plot of the Grudge.
- 39:46Speaker 1: Okay, I need to look at this because if it's I.
- 39:48Speaker 2: Think it's a matter of updating it by taking out
- 39:50Speaker 2: the word thah.
- 39:54Speaker 1: So this is it's from the US. I was hoping
- 39:56Speaker 1: it might have been from Japan because I saw Juwan
- 39:59Speaker 1: is the original Grudge that I've never seen that we
- 40:02Speaker 1: should watch because I've heard that the Japanese versions of
- 40:06Speaker 1: the ones that we get, like Ring and all that stuff.
- 40:08Speaker 1: I heard the Japanese ones are much better, So I'd
- 40:10Speaker 1: be curious to check out that one, but that one
- 40:11Speaker 1: comes out. This one comes out June twenty first, and
- 40:14Speaker 1: on that same weekend. Funnily enough, since we just watched
- 40:18Speaker 1: these two movies, Child's Plays coming out on June twenty first,
- 40:22Speaker 1: we basically talked about all of this a few moments ago,
- 40:26Speaker 1: so it's the same thing. But this is just a
- 40:28Speaker 1: straight remake, and I'm super excited for this one. It's
- 40:31Speaker 1: not a continuation of the story because I think they've
- 40:34Speaker 1: done seven and now they're like, Okay, enough of that,
- 40:37Speaker 1: We're gonna just start. We're gonna start remaking them. I
- 40:39Speaker 1: guess so.
- 40:40Speaker 2: Well, which is fine because, like I said, some of
- 40:42Speaker 2: the later films got a little dated. Cult of Chucky
- 40:45Speaker 2: not so much, but Cold.
- 40:46Speaker 1: Of Chucky was surprisingly great. It had my favorite kill.
- 40:49Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 40:49Speaker 2: Yea, I'm kind of disappointed to not see where that's
- 40:52Speaker 2: gonna go. But then again, I guess he did, you know.
- 40:54Speaker 2: I guess the characters did complete what they needed to do.
- 40:57Speaker 1: So I wonder if Andy's gonna be in the one,
- 41:00Speaker 1: because he was Andy was in all seven. I guess original.
- 41:04Speaker 2: Abby Plaza is going to be in this. Oh that's
- 41:07Speaker 2: so random.
- 41:08Speaker 1: What the fuck? The cast?
- 41:10Speaker 2: Yeah, except from what I've heard, the good Guy dolls
- 41:13Speaker 2: are now called Buddy.
- 41:15Speaker 1: Oh oh, Aubrey Plaza. Okay, yeah, that's what you said,
- 41:19Speaker 1: and no one else that I've ever heard of.
- 41:23Speaker 2: Yeah, because if you even look at the poster, it
- 41:25Speaker 2: actually says Buddy with an eye. Oh wow, So I
- 41:28Speaker 2: think it's an updated doll.
- 41:31Speaker 1: Huh. Yeah. Okay, So the only person that ice that
- 41:34Speaker 1: I know from the cast is Aubrey Plaza, and that's
- 41:36Speaker 1: that's good enough. That's good enough for me. I'm surprised
- 41:39Speaker 1: I don't see Andy unless that's no. Yeah, I don't
- 41:42Speaker 1: think he's going to be in this one.
- 41:43Speaker 2: Okay, Well, you know what, he probably has other things
- 41:45Speaker 2: going on.
- 41:45Speaker 1: He's probably like, yeah, I'm done with this fucking doll.
- 41:48Speaker 1: Terrised me since I was a kid. Okay, So that
- 41:51Speaker 1: one's the twenty first as well. Uh, you're up next
- 41:54Speaker 1: forty seven meters down Uncaged. Oh my god.
- 41:58Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to watch that the original and it
- 42:00Speaker 2: is a sequel.
- 42:02Speaker 1: So good if you like I mean, if you like Jaws. Basically,
- 42:05Speaker 1: it's that's like Jaws. You know, it's a shark'sploitation movie.
- 42:08Speaker 1: It's fucking awesome.
- 42:09Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I like that. The poster says forty seven
- 42:12Speaker 2: meters down. The next chapter and then the title is
- 42:16Speaker 2: on cage. It does, but this one is five backpackers
- 42:21Speaker 2: diving into ruined underwater city quickly learned that they are
- 42:25Speaker 2: not alone in the submerged cages.
- 42:28Speaker 1: I really would like cave kate.
- 42:30Speaker 2: No, oh god no, I'd really like to see some
- 42:32Speaker 2: people try to outswim a shark. That'll be.
- 42:36Speaker 1: Oh, you can watch the first one with me. It's great.
- 42:39Speaker 2: You can't swim as fast as a shark.
- 42:41Speaker 1: No, but it was good. What's her face is in it?
- 42:43Speaker 1: That singer?
- 42:44Speaker 2: Oh man, oh yeah, shut up?
- 42:47Speaker 1: She was in a want to remember? I think, god,
- 42:50Speaker 1: damn it, what was that? I really need to have
- 42:51Speaker 1: my factory watch. Mandy Moore is in it, and I
- 42:57Speaker 1: was like, what is what she was gonna walk to? Remember? Though? Right?
- 43:01Speaker 1: Was I right with that?
- 43:01Speaker 2: You are look at you and I know stuff.
- 43:04Speaker 1: Sometimes like yes, I did it? Okay, okay. So next,
- 43:08Speaker 1: So that was the So that one comes out the
- 43:10Speaker 1: twenty eighth. I guess it's coming to theaters too. I
- 43:13Speaker 1: don't know if the first one went to theaters. I
- 43:14Speaker 1: thought it was straight to Netflix. I'm not sure, but
- 43:16Speaker 1: I definitely want to see this in theaters when it
- 43:18Speaker 1: comes out July third. Fucking Annabelle and that's the title.
- 43:22Speaker 1: It literally says, fucking ant No, I's kidding, it's untitled.
- 43:25Speaker 1: It's just called an untitled annabel film.
- 43:28Speaker 2: This was the posters say, is annabel Chapter three?
- 43:30Speaker 1: Okay, See this is weird because like the titles whatever,
- 43:32Speaker 1: IMDb is fucky. But yeah, I'm super excited for this
- 43:36Speaker 1: one because Creation was by far one of the best
- 43:39Speaker 1: movies I saw on twenty seventeen. I don't know where
- 43:42Speaker 1: they're gonna go with the story because you had the
- 43:44Speaker 1: first one that goes like, you know, the origin story,
- 43:46Speaker 1: and then this one was how the doll came in
- 43:48Speaker 1: to be, So I don't.
- 43:50Speaker 2: I think we speculated that this one was gonna be
- 43:54Speaker 2: a continuation because it had ended the Conjuring one. It
- 43:58Speaker 2: ended with the odd things with Annabelle happening, and I
- 44:02Speaker 2: think we had speculated.
- 44:04Speaker 1: That, No, this one's taking place in the war.
- 44:06Speaker 2: In the Warrens because they will be back.
- 44:08Speaker 1: Yeah, so they're going to be back in this Patrick
- 44:10Speaker 1: Wilson and vera farm however the fuck you say that
- 44:12Speaker 1: name farmiga whatever, They're back and it's supposed to take
- 44:16Speaker 1: place in their home, and I guess Judy Warren or
- 44:19Speaker 1: Mechanic Grace is playing their daughter, Judy Warren. I don't
- 44:22Speaker 1: know if that was the same one from the Conjuring I.
- 44:24Speaker 2: Tell you in ten seconds.
- 44:26Speaker 1: No, she is now, so she's different. Okay, so that
- 44:29Speaker 1: is going to be awesome. It doesn't have a release date, though,
- 44:31Speaker 1: which is weird. It just says twenty nineteen. Oh, no,
- 44:34Speaker 1: July third. I'm sorry. Yeah, so I'm excited for that
- 44:37Speaker 1: one because I really want to know what the hell
- 44:38Speaker 1: are moviesum ooh, the New Mutants? This one is what
- 44:42Speaker 1: you were excited for. I'm pretty sure.
- 44:43Speaker 2: Yes, I am excited for this, but that you know,
- 44:45Speaker 2: who doesn't love mutant films? X Men that kind of thing.
- 44:50Speaker 1: Is this an X Men film?
- 44:52Speaker 2: Well, you know the Mutants kind of go into the
- 44:54Speaker 2: X Many kind of vein.
- 44:56Speaker 1: No, No, I didn't. I didn't know if it was
- 44:58Speaker 1: like supposed to be like a.
- 44:59Speaker 2: I don't know if it actually falls under that group.
- 45:01Speaker 2: I think it's just the general ideas where it's over,
- 45:06Speaker 2: but it's five young mutants just discovering their abilities while
- 45:10Speaker 2: held in a secret facility against their will. Fight to
- 45:13Speaker 2: escape their past sins and save themselves, and Mazie Williams
- 45:17Speaker 2: is gonna be in it, So I'm.
- 45:18Speaker 1: In Mazy Williams. Who the fuck is that Game of Thrones? Okay,
- 45:23Speaker 1: I know that one.
- 45:24Speaker 2: She's the tiny one Sword.
- 45:26Speaker 1: I know Game of Thrones. I've heard of that before.
- 45:28Speaker 1: Definitely never seen it, but I you know stuff TV.
- 45:33Speaker 1: I got a couple more here and then we're gonna
- 45:35Speaker 1: we're gonna play some some trivia for a few minutes.
- 45:37Speaker 1: The next one is Scary Stories to tell them the Dark.
- 45:40Speaker 1: We briefly mentioned it last episode because I was super
- 45:42Speaker 1: excited for it. But yeah, if you remember that really
- 45:46Speaker 1: terrifying book that you had, I'm sure everyone had a
- 45:49Speaker 1: copy with the really terrifying pictures that you know, like
- 45:52Speaker 1: made me so scared. That's coming out with the movie
- 45:54Speaker 1: and this guy is who's this guy? I don't know
- 45:56Speaker 1: who's directing it. I think that's director. Oh Andre, No,
- 45:59Speaker 1: I don't know who that is. I'm sorry, but yeah,
- 46:02Speaker 1: So the one I remember the most was the spider
- 46:05Speaker 1: one where some lady had like a spider egg in
- 46:08Speaker 1: her face and then she took a shower and started
- 46:10Speaker 1: scratching and all these spiders went everywhere. Yeah, I want
- 46:13Speaker 1: to see that.
- 46:14Speaker 2: You want to see that in person?
- 46:16Speaker 1: I want to see it in No, I'm not fucking sick.
- 46:18Speaker 1: I want to see it in a movie. I don't
- 46:20Speaker 1: want to just like sit in someone's bathroom, like, yeah,
- 46:22Speaker 1: let it know. I want to see that on screen.
- 46:24Speaker 1: I want to see what crazy shit they come up with.
- 46:26Speaker 1: Doesn't have a rating, it just says twenty nineteen or
- 46:29Speaker 1: you know, August nine, twenty nineteen hopefully gets an R
- 46:32Speaker 1: because I definitely want to see some brutality. Oh my god,
- 46:34Speaker 1: these pictures are I can't. I'm going to go back
- 46:35Speaker 1: because they're disturbing. Next for you, mid Somar sum Are
- 46:42Speaker 1: mid Summer Soumar. Yeah that one, whatever that.
- 46:45Speaker 2: Is, well, i'm looking for it now. That is not
- 46:48Speaker 2: on my other disc Yes, okay. A young woman reluctantly
- 46:53Speaker 2: joins her boyfriend on a summer trip where things quickly
- 46:57Speaker 2: go awry. Well that's nice and vague.
- 47:00Speaker 1: We'll just see No, doesn't matter. Look at the director.
- 47:02Speaker 1: Tell me if you know who that is. Don't click
- 47:04Speaker 1: on it. Don't click on it.
- 47:05Speaker 2: No, I don't.
- 47:06Speaker 1: It's a guy who did Hereditary. I'm in fucking sold
- 47:09Speaker 1: because Hereditary should It should be because it's directed by
- 47:12Speaker 1: this guy, a guy named Ari ast Or Astor, and
- 47:15Speaker 1: Hereditary was his actual first debut film. Everything else he
- 47:19Speaker 1: did before were shorts. So if he can crush it
- 47:22Speaker 1: with Hereditary, I am down for whatever else this guy makes.
- 47:25Speaker 1: This will be in theaters August ninth. Yeah, go check
- 47:27Speaker 1: that out. Just just go and go into a blind
- 47:29Speaker 1: because I'm sure it's gonna be absolutely amazing.
- 47:31Speaker 2: Oh, it's pretty vague, so I can't imagine that you
- 47:34Speaker 2: can't go into a blind.
- 47:36Speaker 1: And I'm sure they'll update it between now and when
- 47:37Speaker 1: it comes out.
- 47:38Speaker 2: You jerk.
- 47:40Speaker 1: Next on fucking It chapter two. Oh my god, September sixth,
- 47:45Speaker 1: she's dying over there. We talked about this on the
- 47:49Speaker 1: last episode, gave you the cast and everything. But yeah,
- 47:53Speaker 1: it's basically what happens twenty seven years later when Penny
- 47:55Speaker 1: Weiss decides to come back and terrorize the shit out
- 47:58Speaker 1: of everyone. We should. I definitely want to. I'm not
- 48:01Speaker 1: gonna lie confessions. I have not seen the original it,
- 48:05Speaker 1: I know, for shame, for shame, I know I have
- 48:07Speaker 1: not seen it, So I need to rewatch that so
- 48:08Speaker 1: that way I can compare the first one and then
- 48:11Speaker 1: also compare chapter two.
- 48:12Speaker 2: Well, i'll tell you the basic difference. I mean, obviously
- 48:15Speaker 2: to the movie versus actual R rated movie, the gore
- 48:21Speaker 2: is a whole lot different what they're willing to show.
- 48:23Speaker 2: In fact, when we saw the first movie in theaters
- 48:27Speaker 2: in theaters, yes not the obviously not the made for
- 48:31Speaker 2: TV one, but we saw that, the first thing I
- 48:35Speaker 2: wondered was, I wonder how gory they'll make this? And
- 48:38Speaker 2: then some really crazy shit happens whatever, Oh, they'll make it.
- 48:42Speaker 1: That goory because it's ripped off the blood everywhere.
- 48:45Speaker 2: Which they do not show in the made for TV
- 48:48Speaker 2: version because they can't. But the main difference is the
- 48:54Speaker 2: way the book is set up is it goes the
- 48:57Speaker 2: adults get called back to Dary because they've all left,
- 49:01Speaker 2: and then they start remembering when are things that had
- 49:06Speaker 2: happened in Darry before when they were kids? Yeah, because
- 49:09Speaker 2: they forgot, just.
- 49:09Speaker 1: Like we're press memories.
- 49:10Speaker 2: Basically, it's like they left and they forgot, and except
- 49:14Speaker 2: for Mike, who got left behind to be the watcher
- 49:18Speaker 2: to watch to see when Pennywise would.
- 49:20Speaker 1: That's a job?
- 49:22Speaker 2: Yeah, well he got Well, so basically it does. It's
- 49:27Speaker 2: played out in flashbacks like their adults and everything else
- 49:29Speaker 2: is played out in flashbacks, which is what they do
- 49:33Speaker 2: in the TV movie. And if you've seen the New
- 49:36Speaker 2: It or the well the Slightly Knew It, and you're
- 49:39Speaker 2: going to see the New It. They've split it up
- 49:41Speaker 2: childhood and Adultshood, and I think that's going to be
- 49:44Speaker 2: really interesting. I know that they're still going to have
- 49:46Speaker 2: flashbacks with the kids because they they don't really talk
- 49:52Speaker 2: about their last time seeing it. And actually they changed
- 49:59Speaker 2: several things you the time period, so it'll be really interesting.
- 50:02Speaker 1: Because it was originally set in the fifties and then
- 50:04Speaker 1: now the one that we saw was set in the eighties, right.
- 50:06Speaker 2: Yeah, and SOMETI I'm actually going through the actual book now.
- 50:09Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you there were some crazy things
- 50:13Speaker 2: they did in that book that you do not see,
- 50:15Speaker 2: like giant birds.
- 50:16Speaker 1: And you want to listen to that audio book and
- 50:18Speaker 1: see how it compares to the movie.
- 50:20Speaker 2: It is insane. It's a long drawn out thing, like
- 50:23Speaker 2: they take it at a snails pace because I think
- 50:26Speaker 2: it's about forty six hours as.
- 50:28Speaker 1: Oh, that was the one that was forty six hours
- 50:29Speaker 1: as an audiobook.
- 50:30Speaker 2: No, No, that's the other one. The Stand was the
- 50:32Speaker 2: first one I listened to. They're both forty six hours.
- 50:35Speaker 1: Je Christ.
- 50:36Speaker 2: They're huge books, and the book is a long drawn
- 50:39Speaker 2: out story, so obviously this is more concise.
- 50:41Speaker 1: But it's probably why Stephen King hates all the adaptations
- 50:45Speaker 1: of his movies, because they're like, you're taking so much
- 50:46Speaker 1: out and it's like, well, your book is, dude.
- 50:48Speaker 2: F three years. Well, actually the Shining Book versus the movie,
- 50:53Speaker 2: The Shining Book is I think it was like sixteen hours.
- 50:55Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't know why King King. I love
- 50:57Speaker 1: that movie.
- 50:58Speaker 2: It's so good anyway, but you have to listen to
- 50:59Speaker 2: the book and then you'll immediately go there'll be a
- 51:01Speaker 2: moment where go, oh, I see why he hated this movie.
- 51:04Speaker 1: Okay, so I need to listen to the audiobook and
- 51:06Speaker 1: I need to listen to the Shining argch.
- 51:07Speaker 2: You can borrow what I'm doing and we'll talk about.
- 51:09Speaker 1: It on the show. Okay, there is one more that
- 51:13Speaker 1: or that. At least this is all according to IMDb.
- 51:14Speaker 1: This is where we get all information from.
- 51:16Speaker 2: Uh.
- 51:16Speaker 1: There's one more on the list that is slated for
- 51:20Speaker 1: October eleventh, twenty nineteen, and it is Zombie Land two.
- 51:24Speaker 1: Oh my God, I'm so excited. Apparently Bill Murray and
- 51:28Speaker 1: dan Akrod are going to be in this one. I
- 51:30Speaker 1: don't know how that's a thing, because I'm pretty sure
- 51:32Speaker 1: they murdered Bill Murray to death in the first one accident. Yeah,
- 51:37Speaker 1: maybe it comes back as a zombie. But yeah, I
- 51:38Speaker 1: saw that somewhere online where they said dan Aykroyd and
- 51:40Speaker 1: Bill Murray had signed up to be honest. So fuck yeah,
- 51:43Speaker 1: I'll give us the low down gabs.
- 51:45Speaker 2: Okay, So in this one, you got the original gang
- 51:49Speaker 2: back together and they are trying to move to the
- 51:52Speaker 2: American heartland, and they're going to be fighting off of
- 51:55Speaker 2: all zombies, dealing with other survivors, and with the complications
- 52:01Speaker 2: of a pretend family. Yeah, and it does look like
- 52:05Speaker 2: all the original cast is back.
- 52:07Speaker 1: Abigail present, she will be a bit older, yeah, Zoey
- 52:12Speaker 1: Deutsch Deutsch And of course in ten years, Yeah, it's
- 52:15Speaker 1: been Yeah, it's been a minute. That movie came out
- 52:17Speaker 1: ten years ago. Did you know that it's been ten years.
- 52:19Speaker 2: Yeah, it's actually going to be released on the tenth
- 52:21Speaker 2: anniversary of Zombielance.
- 52:22Speaker 1: Oh sick. Okay, Yeah, I'm super stoked for that one.
- 52:26Speaker 1: It's weird because I remember watching it the first time,
- 52:28Speaker 1: and I think I got that confused with the adventure
- 52:29Speaker 1: Land because I remember not liking one of them, and
- 52:32Speaker 1: then I rewatched zombieland I was like, no, no, no, this
- 52:33Speaker 1: is a good one. I didn't like Adventureland red. Yeah,
- 52:36Speaker 1: I mean it was OK.
- 52:36Speaker 2: It wasn't bad. It just wasn't like mind blowing.
- 52:40Speaker 1: Yeah. No, Zombie Land is great. That's usually on our
- 52:42Speaker 1: thirty one Days of Horror in October, and I am
- 52:45Speaker 1: super excited for that one. So that is it. That
- 52:47Speaker 1: is all the stuff that we have that's coming out
- 52:48Speaker 1: this year. It's going to be super fucking busy. Uh yeah,
- 52:53Speaker 1: a lot of movies this year, but so much to
- 52:55Speaker 1: look forward to. The Only thing that we have for
- 52:57Speaker 1: news is Stranger Things three July fourth.
- 53:01Speaker 2: Yeah, so I know everybody will be foregoing their barbecues
- 53:06Speaker 2: to binge watch on the couch with their popcorn.
- 53:10Speaker 1: That's what we're gonna do. We have the day off
- 53:11Speaker 1: from work and we are going to literally watch every
- 53:14Speaker 1: episode that day, and then we will probably do an
- 53:16Speaker 1: episode devoted to just that. Probably do some spoilers because
- 53:20Speaker 1: I'm gonna want to talk about it.
- 53:21Speaker 2: And in painstaking detail.
- 53:23Speaker 1: Painstaking detail, episode by episode, second by second. No, not
- 53:26Speaker 1: that much. No, but I really do one to make
- 53:29Speaker 1: an episode dedicated to that and talk spoilers and stuff
- 53:31Speaker 1: like that. So I didn't see anything else. I guess
- 53:35Speaker 1: let's do. Let's fire off some trivia here, all right,
- 53:38Speaker 1: this is a trivial pursuit, Oh Jesus, is gonna make
- 53:41Speaker 1: a lot of noise. Trivial pursuit Horror movie Edition one
- 53:45Speaker 1: hundred Years of Horror. It's gonna probably make a little
- 53:48Speaker 1: bit of noise because we have the role a little
- 53:49Speaker 1: die here, and we're gonna see how awful we are
- 53:52Speaker 1: at this because we played this a couple of weeks ago,
- 53:55Speaker 1: and holy shit, I don't know anything about horror apparently,
- 53:58Speaker 1: So I will hand this to you. There you go.
- 54:00Speaker 1: That's gonna make That's that's really loud. How about you
- 54:02Speaker 1: roll it on this. That's that's not gonna work.
- 54:07Speaker 2: I got blue blue.
- 54:10Speaker 1: That okay, we will roll it there. I got blue Blue.
- 54:15Speaker 1: Blue is International's green. Good fuck?
- 54:21Speaker 2: No, blue is the eyebass.
- 54:22Speaker 1: Son of a bitch. Okay, go or slash disturbing.
- 54:25Speaker 2: There we go.
- 54:26Speaker 1: Okay, oh you might actually know this one and final
- 54:28Speaker 1: Destination two, two thousand and three. How does death pursue
- 54:32Speaker 1: the characters in order that they escape? Wait? Sorry, oh geea,
- 54:37Speaker 1: he know, I'm really bad at reading things. Okay, how
- 54:39Speaker 1: does death pursue the characters the order that they escaped
- 54:43Speaker 1: or the reverse order that they escaped?
- 54:45Speaker 2: The reverse order, because it's trying to close up the timeline, you.
- 54:49Speaker 1: Son of a bitch. It actually says all that on there.
- 54:51Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. The reverse order they escaped at Ding
- 54:53Speaker 1: Ding Ding Winner. Okay, movies over here, roll this fucker.
- 54:59Speaker 2: Okay, yellow, Yellow is yellow is slasher? Slasher? Who? What
- 55:10Speaker 2: is the name of the house mother murdered as a
- 55:12Speaker 2: result of a prank gone wrong in the house on
- 55:15Speaker 2: Sorority Row nineteen eighty three.
- 55:19Speaker 1: What is the name of the mother?
- 55:20Speaker 2: Yep, way, go ahead. I feel like you're gonna say
- 55:24Speaker 2: this any second, sissy spacek No, that is entirely wrong.
- 55:30Speaker 1: Could yeah, what is it?
- 55:31Speaker 2: Missus slater?
- 55:32Speaker 1: God damn it? That was my Oh they wanted the
- 55:34Speaker 1: name of the action. Okay, I thought they made say
- 55:36Speaker 1: the name of the actress whatever. That was my next guest, Uh.
- 55:41Speaker 2: That is pink, which I'm guessing they mean red, purple, pink,
- 55:45Speaker 2: which is psychological psychological psychological?
- 55:49Speaker 1: Oh good luck. What French actress played the lead in
- 55:53Speaker 1: Repulsion nineteen sixty five?
- 55:56Speaker 2: Well, gee, let me think of my nineteen sixties horror
- 55:58Speaker 2: knowledge and I I'm gonna say, I have no idea.
- 56:02Speaker 1: Holy shit, it's Catherine Deneue Danube dne you that one.
- 56:09Speaker 2: Wow, Wow, you nailed that pronunciation.
- 56:12Speaker 1: She's French. Okay, I got one.
- 56:14Speaker 2: One is gonna be.
- 56:17Speaker 1: No paranormal orange paranormal paranormal? Oh my god?
- 56:24Speaker 2: What in what year is the Blair Witch Project nineteen
- 56:30Speaker 2: ninety nine? Set?
- 56:32Speaker 1: Is it nineteen ninety nine?
- 56:34Speaker 2: It is not?
- 56:35Speaker 1: Oh shit, okay, what year is it.
- 56:37Speaker 2: Nineteen ninety four? Because yeah, we totally know that off hand.
- 56:42Speaker 1: They don't start the movie with say what year it is?
- 56:44Speaker 2: I mean only year is well? I guess they yeah,
- 56:46Speaker 2: because they were going back and watching the videos that
- 56:48Speaker 2: they found later.
- 56:49Speaker 1: So whatever, Okay, let's rattle off a couple more here. Purple.
- 56:55Speaker 2: I don't know what that one is.
- 56:56Speaker 1: Think purple is ooh monster, they did the monster? Oh
- 57:03Speaker 1: you fucking oh god? What Liquid and Signs two thousand
- 57:07Speaker 1: and two turns out to be instrumental in defeating the
- 57:10Speaker 1: alien invaders water whoa who fucking would have known that? God,
- 57:16Speaker 1: I got all the fucking bullshit ones.
- 57:18Speaker 2: I'm sorry that I'm a winner.
- 57:19Speaker 1: Hey look purple again?
- 57:21Speaker 2: That is red? Fuck because that's purple there. He can't
- 57:25Speaker 2: he's color blind.
- 57:26Speaker 1: Color blind. I can't read things properly. I'm a mess.
- 57:31Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't like this already.
- 57:33Speaker 2: What is the name of the rare medical disorder Raymond
- 57:37Speaker 2: andrew it bear has in Gerald's game? Oh?
- 57:41Speaker 1: Fuck, I thought it was gonna be the one from teeth.
- 57:44Speaker 2: What is the what the big giant guy? What's his
- 57:47Speaker 2: medical condition called? Hmmm, elephant titis acromacgallei or some such
- 57:54Speaker 2: thing similar to that pronunciation? Because I can't say that way.
- 57:57Speaker 1: Oh, you're killing that one. Good with pronunciations, aren't you?
- 58:00Speaker 2: Out? Well? At least I can see colors.
- 58:03Speaker 1: Really wish I had the sound effects right now.
- 58:05Speaker 2: Bum International, this is gonna go terrible.
- 58:11Speaker 1: It's not international? Is that? Okay? I got it? I
- 58:15Speaker 1: got it. What is the country of origin of the
- 58:18Speaker 1: tit I hate this word? Titular titular bird in the
- 58:22Speaker 1: bird with the crystal plumage. Oh godoward Serbia so close?
- 58:30Speaker 2: I don't ever, those are like neighbors. I think I
- 58:31Speaker 2: don't want to.
- 58:32Speaker 1: Hear that word. Don't want to see that film again.
- 58:36Speaker 1: Come on, okay, that's orange, right, I can see.
- 58:43Speaker 2: Here. You're gonna get one.
- 58:45Speaker 1: I'm gonna get one.
- 58:46Speaker 2: What type of animal is black Philip in The Witch,
- 58:50Speaker 2: she's a goat. It just says goat. A goat is wrong?
- 58:56Speaker 1: Oh? Fuck you goat? Okay? What what is the tally
- 59:01Speaker 1: out here? You got that one? I'm the winner. I
- 59:05Speaker 1: didn't get that one. So you've got one. I got two,
- 59:08Speaker 1: you've gotten two. I feel like you didn't get that.
- 59:12Speaker 1: Didn't get that? Okay, So yeah, it's two to one, okay,
- 59:15Speaker 1: all right, still a couple.
- 59:16Speaker 2: More here, first to three?
- 59:18Speaker 1: Really, because you've got two? Fucking roll roll, get out
- 59:22Speaker 1: of here. Wow, so loud.
- 59:25Speaker 2: It's a really pink red.
- 59:28Speaker 1: Red red was psych psychotria?
- 59:33Speaker 2: I mean you can see from the pictures.
- 59:34Speaker 1: What okay got it? What surgical instrument does the regi
- 59:41Speaker 1: the resurrected gauge creeze seal from his father to commit
- 59:44Speaker 1: his murders and pet cemetery.
- 59:47Speaker 2: Oh scalpel damn it? What rolling? Oh?
- 59:53Speaker 1: Going the three? Then I wint one more one more
- 59:59Speaker 1: to see how awful I am? Mellow yellow all right.
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: In Theater of Blood nineteen seventy three, the victims are
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: critics of whom Edward Lionheart, Edwena, lion Heart, Peregrine, Devlin
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: or Oliver Larding.
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: What okay? Can you please repeat the question? And no,
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: just just repeat the answers, because that was a lot
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: of answers you just threw my face. One was Edwin, Edwena,
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: don't mouth the question, don't mount do let me, let me,
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: let me do it.
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: Edward lion Heart, Edwena, lion Heart, Peregrine, Devlin or Oliver.
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: Larding, Edward whatever. The first one was Edward, You're correct, Yay,
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: thank you for mouthing that to me and making me
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: feel slightly better about myself. But not really. It's fine.
- 1:00:56Speaker 2: I'm the winner.
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: Shut shut, shut.
- 1:00:59Speaker 2: It for the record that I won the first three
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: games we played.
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: Strike that from the record, because no one cares.
- 1:01:06Speaker 2: I care.
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: Okay, Well whatever, she always wins. Great, you're awesome. What
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: this is why I have you on the show, because
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: you're the best. Okay, So let's see. This was our
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: second show. The next show is going to be in
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: two weeks, we're gonna do a bi monthly podcast. And
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: I know that's confusing because you don't know if it's
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: every other month or twice a month. It's in fact
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: twice a month, So yeah, I don't know if we
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: have enough material to go every single week, so we're
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: gonna kind of space that out a little bit for
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: now we have. Plus, I have a lot of stuff
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: to do.
- 1:01:36Speaker 2: Man, we're wedding planning here.
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: We got a lot of stuff to do. So in
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: two weeks, on the nineteenth, I'm gonna be joined with
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: one of my buddies, Corey, and we're gonna talk how
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: he got into horror and all his background and what
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: movies he liked and stuff like that, and then we'll
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: go into what movies that we've seen and we'll probably
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: play some probably gonna keep this horror trivia thing alive
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: and just kind of just do that every week because
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: it's kind of fun, and you know, we can see
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: how much we don't know about the genre. So yeah,
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: how much I know, And that's why I'll play with
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: Corey next week is maybe all Actually, you know what,
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: he's really smart. I'm probably gonna lose every fucking time
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: but whatever, I don't care.
- 1:02:06Speaker 2: This is my show I win.
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: So yes, two weeks we'll be back, and then yeah,
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: we'll just pretty much be doing two every week. Every
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: other episode, my lovely fiance will be joining me, so
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: it'll be us, and then it'll be me and a
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: guest and then us, and then once we get some
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: more microphones on this place and we'll probably start doing
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: three to four people who knows, but for now, that
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: is the end of the episode number two.
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: We're doing it.
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: We're fucking doing it. Goodbye. We will see you next
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: time on wait, hold on, just kidding.
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: We're just gonna keep going.
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: Okay, yes, we will see you next time on right,
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: and it's not gonna play, so we're gonna sit here
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: until it decides to work. Okay, goodbye, goodbye, what bye,
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: goodbye bye ba