Latest / Making The Merge - Survivor Podcast / Cao Boi climbs a tree - Cook Islands Ep 4
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- 0:01Speaker 1: The kidd of me.
- 0:02Speaker 2: I want to get some eggs for everybody. I don't
- 0:05Speaker 2: need it, but the kid to me want to climb
- 0:07Speaker 2: a tree, the kidding me. Want to get up there
- 0:10Speaker 2: and see if I can go with.
- 0:15Speaker 3: S b her time Machine, Survivor time Machine, survivor time Machine,
- 0:20Speaker 3: ser by the time Machine, serve that time machine, that.
- 0:25Speaker 1: Time machine, get.
- 0:26Speaker 2: On in to the Survivor survive out.
- 0:45Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, Chase hit that high out again.
- 0:48Speaker 1: No, you guys bullied me. No, we didn't guys bullied me.
- 0:52Speaker 1: We did not bully you. No, it was try it,
- 0:56Speaker 1: it was recorded. It can all go weak, can listen?
- 0:59Speaker 1: You are this is a gross misunder remembering, misremembering.
- 1:06Speaker 4: You're not stating the facts, bro, he's remembering unrite that.
- 1:10Speaker 1: You're unwriting it. You're speaking of right, still unwritten, speaking
- 1:14Speaker 1: of unwrits.
- 1:15Speaker 5: Jonathan's still not here. Yeah, Jonathan.
- 1:19Speaker 4: He's playing music, he's recording covers on YouTube. He's doing
- 1:23Speaker 4: everything except for time Machine.
- 1:25Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:25Speaker 6: Man.
- 1:25Speaker 1: And he's like, listen, I'm listening to relyant k NonStop.
- 1:28Speaker 1: There's nothing I can do. I can't stop that, can't
- 1:30Speaker 1: pause that for the show.
- 1:31Speaker 4: I have talked to him a little bit I did.
- 1:33Speaker 4: I commented on how much bigger Lizzie has gotten, because
- 1:36Speaker 4: you know, you always every few months like, wow, it
- 1:38Speaker 4: may be so big.
- 1:39Speaker 1: And for reference, that's a baby. It'd be like his wife.
- 1:45Speaker 1: I know.
- 1:45Speaker 7: But if someone's jumping in just for time machine, they
- 1:47Speaker 7: have no idea, always think about Jonathan.
- 1:49Speaker 1: Or or Christy.
- 1:50Speaker 4: I was like, she's gotten so much bigger and he
- 1:52Speaker 4: said she still doesn't sleep.
- 1:54Speaker 5: Dang, so we might not have them next season.
- 1:56Speaker 4: Either.
- 1:57Speaker 5: Oh yeah, sorry about survivor.
- 2:00Speaker 7: Here's what I'll say. Here's what I'll say about this episode.
- 2:03Speaker 7: Better than last week's. Yeah, by a.
- 2:05Speaker 1: Lot, big time, big time, big uh. There were a
- 2:10Speaker 1: few funny moments we heard one of them here, which
- 2:13Speaker 1: also turned into like a really sad moment. We'll get
- 2:16Speaker 1: to that. And then Tribal Council great. The lead up
- 2:19Speaker 1: to Tribal Council great. Yes, challenges okay, okay, we'll get
- 2:24Speaker 1: to it, but a good episode overall. It was like
- 2:27Speaker 1: a new era episode.
- 2:29Speaker 4: I was going to talk about it in the in
- 2:31Speaker 4: the challenge, but I have some thoughts on new era
- 2:35Speaker 4: and old era. Like people say that there's so much
- 2:38Speaker 4: more stuff back then than there is now.
- 2:40Speaker 1: That's not true.
- 2:41Speaker 4: There's so much more stuff because they all get ten
- 2:43Speaker 4: seconds to talk and they completely move on to the
- 2:45Speaker 4: next sing.
- 2:45Speaker 7: It's true, and it's one of those things with like
- 2:48Speaker 7: rose tinted glasses where we look back.
- 2:50Speaker 1: That's what has right now. Does everything look better?
- 2:54Speaker 6: Dude?
- 2:55Speaker 1: It does? You know there's a bright light in here.
- 2:57Speaker 1: I guess we can turn that off. We don't need
- 2:58Speaker 1: that here. But thank I'm the only one that's all right.
- 3:01Speaker 1: Episode four starts Ozzie's pissed. Ozzie lost his smile. I
- 3:04Speaker 1: don't think he was pissed. He was sad. Yeah, that's
- 3:07Speaker 1: a fair point, but it presented itself kind of angry
- 3:11Speaker 1: because he was like that clip, I need the clip. Yeah,
- 3:15Speaker 1: going to our queens. Yeah, Ozzie's upset.
- 3:21Speaker 7: He's like, well, obviously, you know his alliance member loose
- 3:25Speaker 7: alliance member, I would say, got voted out last week, and.
- 3:29Speaker 4: He didn't throw the challenge to cause it. So he
- 3:31Speaker 4: was all mad about him.
- 3:32Speaker 7: Yeah, and so he's like, you know, I get everybody's food,
- 3:36Speaker 7: I get everybody's fish.
- 3:37Speaker 1: Well how about I just stop? How about that? But
- 3:39Speaker 1: then he doesn't. He proceeds to catch even I believe
- 3:44Speaker 1: he does, but he doesn't feel good about it. Yeah
- 3:46Speaker 1: he hates it. Yeah, yeah, man, he's it's an internal conflict.
- 3:50Speaker 1: You know what I thought when I saw that fish,
- 3:52Speaker 1: there's a lot of meat. Exactly what I thought. That's
- 3:57Speaker 1: exactly what I thought. Uh. He called it giant fit,
- 4:00Speaker 1: big fish, big big fish. I mean, that's Ousie's strategy
- 4:05Speaker 1: and it you know, listen, Ozzie has a strong episode,
- 4:09Speaker 1: a lot of fish, swimmeral fast twice.
- 4:12Speaker 5: Yes, are you still unimpressed?
- 4:15Speaker 1: I I'll be honest, yes, really I that was for
- 4:25Speaker 1: you guys at the room, not for anyone listening. I
- 4:28Speaker 1: appreciate how good he is at surviving, but is he survivor?
- 4:36Speaker 1: And you know what I mean, here's the thing. Here's the thing.
- 4:39Speaker 1: You're witnessing the the baby steps that make him the
- 4:44Speaker 1: player that he is.
- 4:45Speaker 7: You're watching him get everyone food and be like, they're
- 4:47Speaker 7: not going to vote me out. I get them food.
- 4:50Speaker 7: You're watching poverty manipulate and flirt with all the guys.
- 4:55Speaker 1: That's how she becomes a player. She is just in
- 4:57Speaker 1: the baby stage. Listen to all. That's all I'm saying.
- 5:01Speaker 4: Now, I will say Parvy is a little more impressive
- 5:03Speaker 4: through four episodes.
- 5:05Speaker 7: I think, yes, but we haven't gotten to uh post merge,
- 5:10Speaker 7: where individual immunity will be coming into play.
- 5:14Speaker 5: And you know he has a reputation as.
- 5:16Speaker 1: A challenge piece. The Osman cometh. So that's when I
- 5:21Speaker 1: thought that was another time where the Osman comes.
- 5:25Speaker 4: It's look, I'm referencing Osbourne album and nothing else. Oz
- 5:31Speaker 4: fans Osmosis album.
- 5:35Speaker 1: He's good, didn't Die Great? Yeah? Man, Uh that's all
- 5:41Speaker 1: we got to say about that.
- 5:43Speaker 5: And then.
- 5:45Speaker 1: We got a little candy. Yeah. Candace gets back from
- 5:48Speaker 1: Exile Island, which just could not matter less.
- 5:52Speaker 5: It's so funny.
- 5:54Speaker 1: There's no idol out there. There's no idol out there.
- 5:57Speaker 1: The amount of time that we are spending on Exile
- 6:00Speaker 1: and this season versus the last couple of seasons is hilarous.
- 6:03Speaker 1: They're just done. It's done. There's no point to go
- 6:06Speaker 1: out there.
- 6:08Speaker 5: They're gonna keep sitting that. Kadus comes back.
- 6:10Speaker 7: She's grilled by her tribe about why she was the
- 6:12Speaker 7: one sent to Exile Island, as if she would know
- 6:15Speaker 7: right well, and what she does to get out of
- 6:17Speaker 7: it is she pulls a classic Jonathan move by just
- 6:20Speaker 7: going my brain, yea.
- 6:22Speaker 1: What she actually says, is my mind. But I thought
- 6:24Speaker 1: that was a funny mind.
- 6:25Speaker 4: I mean, I thought it was. It was a good
- 6:27Speaker 4: play by her. It was the only play. She couldn't
- 6:29Speaker 4: have been like, yeah, the other whites are trying to
- 6:30Speaker 4: help me.
- 6:31Speaker 1: Yeah, us whites gotta stix together. Like what is she
- 6:34Speaker 1: gonna do? She played dumb, and that's all that you
- 6:36Speaker 1: can do in that.
- 6:37Speaker 4: But her playing dumb, she oversold it a little bit.
- 6:41Speaker 4: The whoa, there are strategy implications.
- 6:46Speaker 7: I just couldn't even She's like, well, I hope they
- 6:49Speaker 7: don't find about those behind the bathroom.
- 6:50Speaker 1: Deals I've been making.
- 6:51Speaker 4: She didn't mentioned she could have been like, I think
- 6:53Speaker 4: they sent me because there's a little behind the bathroom deal.
- 6:55Speaker 1: I got behind the bathroom deal with everybody.
- 7:01Speaker 7: After that moment, we jumped pretty much. This was a
- 7:03Speaker 7: quick It felt like this episode went quick.
- 7:05Speaker 4: Yeah what well, actually off season pds and bull narrative.
- 7:09Speaker 1: I took some notes.
- 7:09Speaker 4: I have I have something. So before we went to
- 7:13Speaker 4: the challenge, Yeah, the guys, we are all just sitting around,
- 7:16Speaker 4: you know, just throwing their Yeah, just being guys. And
- 7:19Speaker 4: then Juan Pablo, JPJ, John Paul One Pablo, John Paul J.
- 7:23Speaker 4: P said that testosterone is flying and the guys want
- 7:27Speaker 4: to stick together and these girls just need manpower for sure.
- 7:30Speaker 1: Well, there you go, and I'm sure that that will
- 7:34Speaker 1: hold true.
- 7:35Speaker 7: And he won't look at all in the next forty
- 7:40Speaker 7: I think, you know, I think he's absolutely right.
- 7:43Speaker 1: Testosterp is flowing.
- 7:47Speaker 4: It's flowing, and that's why Chase can't speak.
- 7:49Speaker 1: Guys, I'm doing HG.
- 7:52Speaker 5: I'm really tired. It's flowing.
- 7:54Speaker 4: Chase is getting back into wrestling, so he's taking steroids.
- 7:57Speaker 1: Podcast sponsored by Hymns Getting Nuts. Testosterone is flowing, it's flowing.
- 8:03Speaker 1: The guys are in love.
- 8:04Speaker 7: I think it's a it's a it's very it's very romantic.
- 8:09Speaker 7: I think it's a little it's just they're just hanging
- 8:14Speaker 7: out being bros shirtless on Fiji hang out. All the
- 8:18Speaker 7: girls are over there trying to survive and work on
- 8:20Speaker 7: their shelter and they're just like, we just enjoying it.
- 8:23Speaker 1: It really is funny. It is the opposite of so
- 8:26Speaker 1: many seasons where the guys are just like, we gotta
- 8:28Speaker 1: go shelter and the girls are like we can't. And
- 8:31Speaker 1: this when the girls are like what do you guys do?
- 8:33Speaker 1: And like it's very funny what you're golimin beach. We're
- 8:38Speaker 1: never gonna lose.
- 8:40Speaker 7: I know we lost last week, but it ain't gonna
- 8:42Speaker 7: happen to gain.
- 8:44Speaker 4: But you can tell they were setting up JP and
- 8:46Speaker 4: not look so good in the story, which Billy.
- 8:48Speaker 1: I think Billy had something to do with that. I
- 8:49Speaker 1: think he got into the editing room you think so,
- 8:51Speaker 1: and they were like, hey, make him look dumb. It's
- 8:54Speaker 1: behind the bathroom deal. Now it's time for everybody's favorite
- 8:58Speaker 1: part of the episode. Not really for this one though, No. Uh,
- 9:01Speaker 1: it's the Reward Challenge. That's right, We're getting a two
- 9:04Speaker 1: challenge episode. Gimme the pillows, give it in blank. Yes. Uh.
- 9:09Speaker 7: Basically, what the challenge is for the Reward Challenge is
- 9:12Speaker 7: each tribe will select two players to be attached together.
- 9:16Speaker 7: I don't know what's up with all of these being
- 9:17Speaker 7: tied together challenges this season.
- 9:19Speaker 4: Before Yeah, Jeff was into tying people up. Before he
- 9:23Speaker 4: got into the Mud.
- 9:25Speaker 7: Twins, Jeff got really into BDSM and thought that stood
- 9:28Speaker 7: from Mud good bit, thanks Man, Bondage, Sand and Mudds.
- 9:37Speaker 4: Yeah, so type in BDSM Ozzy Auzy Loose and.
- 9:41Speaker 1: You'll get to see all the time that he's been
- 9:43Speaker 1: tied up in mud or in sands, or all above
- 9:47Speaker 1: board or all of the above, all of the above
- 9:49Speaker 1: sometimes at the same time.
- 9:51Speaker 7: Oh, if you're in South Carolina, you won't be able
- 9:53Speaker 7: to access any of that.
- 9:55Speaker 1: So is that a thing? Yeah, it's banned in South Carolina. Next, hey,
- 10:01Speaker 1: you can use my code. Go to surf shark dot com,
- 10:04Speaker 1: slash Chase Bridges for a VPN if you want to
- 10:06Speaker 1: see anything, or or you can just give porn.
- 10:12Speaker 4: You have to live with the government your idea, I
- 10:14Speaker 4: mean not the government. You have to give the porn
- 10:16Speaker 4: site your ID, your which no one wants to.
- 10:20Speaker 1: You have to like scan in your drivers yea, yes.
- 10:23Speaker 7: And so what people do is VPNs, which is great
- 10:26Speaker 7: for me because I have a sponsorship from a VPN.
- 10:28Speaker 1: So I've been pushing my code. Have you literally need
- 10:31Speaker 1: to make a video on your page.
- 10:32Speaker 7: It's just like, Hey, you like porn, live in South Carolina,
- 10:35Speaker 7: Live in South Carolina.
- 10:36Speaker 4: Don't want to see the North Carolina elected representative or whatever? Yeah,
- 10:40Speaker 4: that's they put up a representative. This is the law
- 10:42Speaker 4: that you know, because we got to cut all of this.
- 10:46Speaker 1: First of all, I have a VR head comes in,
- 10:55Speaker 1: there's no way change. I like how we started this with,
- 10:58Speaker 1: like you got put in your idea and then bad
- 11:01Speaker 1: was like, let me explain to you exactly what it
- 11:02Speaker 1: looks like, to give you a frame by frame what
- 11:06Speaker 1: you'll see.
- 11:07Speaker 4: I took a couple of wrong turns on the internet.
- 11:09Speaker 1: That's all we've all been. Where are we at challenge
- 11:15Speaker 1: all of that or keep it? I don't know what
- 11:18Speaker 1: is the average age of our listener, Like are people
- 11:21Speaker 1: listening to for the probably.
- 11:23Speaker 5: Thirty something, it's like eighteen to thirty four.
- 11:27Speaker 1: That explicit tag yeah scares yeah, yeah, all right, So
- 11:31Speaker 1: each tribe likes two players. We all together. They have
- 11:35Speaker 1: to they have to snake their way through a bunch
- 11:38Speaker 1: of obstacles, and then the rest of the tribe has
- 11:41Speaker 1: to try to help them get through these obstacles.
- 11:43Speaker 7: Once the entire tribe gets to the table at the
- 11:45Speaker 7: end of the obstacle course, one tribe member will swim
- 11:48Speaker 7: out to a barrel, dive down, unclip a decoding wheel,
- 11:51Speaker 7: and the tribe will use that decoder wheel to figure
- 11:54Speaker 7: out a message. The first tribe to decode the message
- 11:57Speaker 7: winds reared, which is blankets, pillows, and a hammock plus
- 12:00Speaker 7: the winning tribe will send someone from the losing tribe
- 12:03Speaker 7: to exile, where they will stay until the next challenge.
- 12:07Speaker 7: I mean, nothing really to write home about in this challenge.
- 12:09Speaker 7: Railroad Tribe falls behind almost immediately because they're big dumb
- 12:12Speaker 7: guys and they're really stupid and dumb, like pull these
- 12:16Speaker 7: people apart like goners, and they're crazy to keep they
- 12:21Speaker 7: keep telling them like it were tangled dumb idiot, absolute guys, morons.
- 12:28Speaker 1: You know what, Like, I what did you guys think
- 12:30Speaker 1: about that part of the challenge, because obviously we've seen
- 12:33Speaker 1: the clip the Caribbean around the rope to run around
- 12:37Speaker 1: the untangled as a individual immunity challenge or reward challenge,
- 12:43Speaker 1: but I don't think we've seen it as a group
- 12:46Speaker 1: challenge before where two people are on the thing. Like
- 12:49Speaker 1: to me, it didn't work as well, and I don't
- 12:52Speaker 1: think they do it again because I think I really
- 12:54Speaker 1: like I like it as an individual challenge. I think
- 12:56Speaker 1: it's really fun. And sometimes you get it where they
- 12:58Speaker 1: meet in the middle and they bang heads and right
- 13:01Speaker 1: right round. That's that's really fine. This was like it
- 13:04Speaker 1: was hard to tell what was going on because they're
- 13:06Speaker 1: like surrounding them like a gang, trying to protect their
- 13:09Speaker 1: jumping them into the gang. Yes, pretty nuts, and so
- 13:13Speaker 1: that part didn't I didn't work. Unfortunately.
- 13:15Speaker 4: I don't think any part of this challenge worked, especially
- 13:18Speaker 4: the phrase at the end.
- 13:19Speaker 1: But we'll get this. Yeah, oh yeah that but this
- 13:22Speaker 1: is where Ozzy gets into the water and he's behind
- 13:26Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, so, uh, every the absolute idiots, morons,
- 13:31Speaker 1: big big dumbuses, they're falling behind, Jeff. Jeff yells out
- 13:36Speaker 1: exile island looms, which I thought was very ominous. Uh,
- 13:43Speaker 1: Yule and Pinner fly through the puzzle.
- 13:46Speaker 7: But to your point, Yeah, Ozzie gets in the water,
- 13:48Speaker 7: swims out there so fast, pretty much guarantees the wind
- 13:52Speaker 7: for him, and then Yule and Pinner fly through the puzzle.
- 13:55Speaker 1: They win it for I too. The other tribe strategy
- 13:57Speaker 1: for decoding the message was try and just copy the
- 14:01Speaker 1: other team because they've got about four brain cells between
- 14:03Speaker 1: all of them, so they're just like, hey.
- 14:05Speaker 4: T number three T So rare Row is the the
- 14:09Speaker 4: dumb people.
- 14:10Speaker 1: Yeah, raire Road try because they rarely win.
- 14:14Speaker 4: And then I too come up with a pun for that.
- 14:17Speaker 4: You want to win again?
- 14:19Speaker 5: You did it.
- 14:21Speaker 1: I'm an Improv champion. Yeah, so can you guys? Was
- 14:25Speaker 1: there any like clarification or rule given on like the
- 14:30Speaker 1: starting point for the decoding wheel, like that's what I
- 14:33Speaker 1: don't know. It was like I've seen Christmas Story, Like
- 14:36Speaker 1: I know how decoder pins work, and there's like a
- 14:39Speaker 1: starting point, right, It's like, you know, line up in
- 14:42Speaker 1: with the three and then you got your thing. Were
- 14:45Speaker 1: they just like randomly guessing at where to put the
- 14:48Speaker 1: where the starting point?
- 14:49Speaker 7: Duel was really struggling at first and Pinner like they
- 14:52Speaker 7: were like, but it very quickly they figured it out.
- 14:55Speaker 7: But I mean, I have no idea. But the phrase
- 14:59Speaker 7: was also just very confusing. Yeah, it was Last Castaways
- 15:03Speaker 7: back cast one away.
- 15:05Speaker 4: I understand Last Castaways back Comma, but there's no Comma
- 15:10Speaker 4: one away.
- 15:11Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, so dumb Pete was watching an episode.
- 15:17Speaker 1: He texted me.
- 15:18Speaker 7: He said, Last Castaways back cast one away. Clunky ass phrase.
- 15:23Speaker 4: That's how I felt. So I still feel now you.
- 15:25Speaker 1: Could put that in the group threat. I would have
- 15:27Speaker 1: liked that. We didn't know if you've seen episode yet,
- 15:29Speaker 1: I watched it this morning in the shower. In the shower.
- 15:32Speaker 1: You're in the shower for four half like you have
- 15:35Speaker 1: something to put your phone in. I appreciate that because
- 15:39Speaker 1: you watch a lot of stuff for your podcast. Showers right, Yeah,
- 15:44Speaker 1: there's like a little nook in the shower where you
- 15:48Speaker 1: can put like some various shampoos and soap and whatnot.
- 15:51Speaker 1: I put phone. Okay, do you put your I D
- 15:54Speaker 1: in before you get in the shower. That's to bypass
- 16:00Speaker 1: the representative. Yeah, for Paramount Plus.
- 16:04Speaker 5: It's really weird.
- 16:04Speaker 1: It's actually Jeff Brook. She comes up and he's like, hey,
- 16:07Speaker 1: you need to put you guys want to hear this
- 16:09Speaker 1: voiceman when I just got from my wife, Hello, there
- 16:14Speaker 1: is a giant snake in the basket full.
- 16:16Speaker 4: Of baskets the way the basketball of basket fall of baskets.
- 16:20Speaker 7: Yesterday we picked up we went and picked up a
- 16:24Speaker 7: bunch of baskets from a Facebook marketplace order.
- 16:26Speaker 5: It was just like a giant basket full of basket.
- 16:28Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna, I don't care. And I carried that.
- 16:31Speaker 1: It was in our car and now it's in our garage.
- 16:33Speaker 1: There was a snake and said how many bat how
- 16:38Speaker 1: many baskets deep? Do you think this means? I mean,
- 16:40Speaker 1: I would say it's probably about twenty five baskets. Okay,
- 16:43Speaker 1: so somewhere in there, probably your house a garage. Dang,
- 16:48Speaker 1: does Liz have a VPN? Uh? She could look up
- 16:53Speaker 1: some snake video like that one that we posted on
- 16:55Speaker 1: a story last week. That should have been like that's
- 16:58Speaker 1: the type of stuff that just awful.
- 17:02Speaker 4: Wait, we were talking. I want to know more about
- 17:04Speaker 4: brand's shower things. So do you did you buy something
- 17:07Speaker 4: specifically or do you just put your phone in the bag?
- 17:08Speaker 1: What are we doing? I don't put my phone in anything.
- 17:11Speaker 1: It's just I'm just yea, guys, this isn't that crazy, Okay,
- 17:14Speaker 1: I mean it feels pretty crazy. It's not gonna get wet, Like,
- 17:19Speaker 1: what do you guys do in the shower?
- 17:20Speaker 4: It's just wetting there. I mean, I'm splits flash water
- 17:25Speaker 4: bounce is off of me. But I'm here right okay.
- 17:32Speaker 1: Water right here? You guys would be concerned about getting
- 17:35Speaker 1: your phone wet right here?
- 17:38Speaker 5: I guess mine.
- 17:39Speaker 1: We're getting people outside?
- 17:43Speaker 5: Is it crazy what I do a little bit?
- 17:45Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I watched stuff in the shower all the time.
- 17:48Speaker 1: I watched I watched your videos sometimes in the shower.
- 17:50Speaker 1: Oh awesome. Did you put your idea before it was
- 17:53Speaker 1: I require.
- 17:54Speaker 4: That I guess where my nook is in the shower,
- 17:57Speaker 4: it would get wet, which is why I assumed you
- 17:59Speaker 4: have I.
- 17:59Speaker 5: Don't want to discovering.
- 18:00Speaker 7: I think what this is, this is a situation where
- 18:03Speaker 7: everyone's shower is different and we were imagining in our shower.
- 18:07Speaker 1: Yeah, but I just stood up and showed you.
- 18:09Speaker 5: But I never put when you still said.
- 18:10Speaker 1: You were concerned. Yea, guys, hold on, come to my house.
- 18:16Speaker 1: Let's okay, let's tak I.
- 18:18Speaker 4: Have a speaker outside the shower, and I listen to
- 18:20Speaker 4: music in the shower. I have a thing in my
- 18:24Speaker 4: shower where I could put my phone in it and
- 18:26Speaker 4: watch things. Okay, I need like like behind a it's
- 18:29Speaker 4: like a little plastic case. I just I guess I
- 18:31Speaker 4: don't care as much, like, well, you're sure, and you'll
- 18:35Speaker 4: just buy another phone.
- 18:36Speaker 1: Occasionally little droplets get on the screen, but it's not
- 18:38Speaker 1: a big deal.
- 18:39Speaker 4: Yeah, And all of this is the kind of stuff
- 18:41Speaker 4: that if it happened in the New Era, all I
- 18:43Speaker 4: would cut it, cut all of it.
- 18:45Speaker 1: But this is all staying in yeah.
- 18:46Speaker 5: Because there's not much to talk about it in this episode.
- 18:49Speaker 1: What I'm saying is I watched it this morning, that's
- 18:51Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say. I was gonna watch it
- 18:54Speaker 1: last night, but I'm I'm trying to finish China. Yeah,
- 19:00Speaker 1: and it's real good. I got I got the finale
- 19:02Speaker 1: left and that's it. That's what you understand. The height
- 19:04Speaker 1: behind James now and and all those players. That's the
- 19:08Speaker 1: problem though, with uh with the finalees. The finalees. It's
- 19:14Speaker 1: an hour. It's an hour and a half. And I
- 19:17Speaker 1: was done with the one episode of ten and I
- 19:20Speaker 1: was like, that's just that's good. It's just too risky.
- 19:23Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch it tonight. Awesome, dude. All that to say,
- 19:26Speaker 1: that's why I watched it this morning. So I started
- 19:28Speaker 1: the shower and then I made my kids lunch. I
- 19:30Speaker 1: watched some of it so I couldn't take no of
- 19:32Speaker 1: the right. Would you make them for Lynch so sandwiches
- 19:36Speaker 1: that's a summer break. Sure. One of them likes a
- 19:39Speaker 1: honey sandwich, which is crazy to me. The other likes
- 19:41Speaker 1: a ham sandwich, some chips, proach snacks, cheese stick. I've
- 19:45Speaker 1: got a picture of. I've got a picture of. The
- 19:48Speaker 1: snake was in the basket of wo she said. She
- 19:52Speaker 1: opened she picked up a basket and it tried to
- 19:54Speaker 1: bite her. Oh did Yeah? Yeah, and I mean I'm
- 19:59Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So luckily we live next
- 20:01Speaker 1: door to her parents, so her dad right over and
- 20:03Speaker 1: took care of it a real adult. You should have
- 20:06Speaker 1: texted him like you got this. I bet her dad
- 20:10Speaker 1: loves it. Was like, hey, Chase is gone again. Yeah,
- 20:13Speaker 1: that was there.
- 20:14Speaker 7: I too would have been like, hey, can you she
- 20:19Speaker 7: said the the fucking scream I scrumped.
- 20:22Speaker 1: That's pretty strong. Yeah, yeah, because you know she had
- 20:25Speaker 1: to like fight with autocorrect on that last week. Yeah, scrumped.
- 20:30Speaker 8: In this episode, got a little bit of Exile Island
- 20:36Speaker 8: and yeah they show island on this Nope, Uh, Exile
- 20:41Speaker 8: Island's one.
- 20:43Speaker 7: Him is the one that gets into Exile Island. I
- 20:45Speaker 7: imagine the strategy was to try to weaken him up
- 20:48Speaker 7: before the immunity challenge.
- 20:49Speaker 4: Sure, I know we were lying when Billy was here
- 20:51Speaker 4: saying like we love Adam, We don't know.
- 20:53Speaker 7: No, I don't like that at all. I mean, I
- 20:55Speaker 7: hope Adam comes on the show, but I'm gonna let
- 20:57Speaker 7: him know right now. I don't like well, but I
- 20:59Speaker 7: mean he's no P.
- 21:00Speaker 1: I hate JP.
- 21:01Speaker 4: We hate yeah, P on the hate rankings, it's Juan
- 21:04Speaker 4: Pablo first and then Adam second.
- 21:05Speaker 1: One Pablo John Paul j p. Yeah, what's your favorite
- 21:08Speaker 1: person right now? On the on the season cowboy? Cowboy
- 21:12Speaker 1: for sure.
- 21:12Speaker 4: What he did in this episode brought him down to
- 21:14Speaker 4: tiny bit but he's still number one.
- 21:16Speaker 1: But he didn't know, he didn't get it was the
- 21:18Speaker 1: kid inside. Let me, let me, let me lock let
- 21:21Speaker 1: me lock in and we'll talk about it. We got
- 21:23Speaker 1: a scene where Pavarti, Pavarti, how do you see her hardy?
- 21:27Speaker 1: I don't know why it's so hard for everybody spelt
- 21:29Speaker 1: weird and Jeff calls her by what I just said.
- 21:33Speaker 4: Do you know how how people shorten it to parv?
- 21:35Speaker 4: That's a great indication of how I gonna call her parva.
- 21:38Speaker 1: Parv is manipulating Nate. Let's lay hey, I mean she
- 21:44Speaker 1: looks at the camera and the confessional and goes, I
- 21:46Speaker 1: am manipulating Nate Let's and then it cuts to Nate
- 21:49Speaker 1: and goes, you know, there might be a little spark
- 21:51Speaker 1: between us, but we'll see. Let's get a little stupid
- 21:55Speaker 1: sometimes when these ladies get around.
- 21:57Speaker 4: Let's give him a little credit. He said, my feelings
- 21:59Speaker 4: for poverty or that she's a very cool girl. I
- 22:03Speaker 4: feel like there could definitely be some sparks in the future,
- 22:05Speaker 4: but I don't want to find myself thinking like a
- 22:07Speaker 4: dumb dumb guys. You know, sometimes we can't control ourselves.
- 22:11Speaker 4: So I think he.
- 22:15Speaker 1: And then.
- 22:18Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you got to sign up for nord
- 22:20Speaker 4: VPN from Chase Bridges YouTube coach.
- 22:22Speaker 7: Uh surf shark dot com, slash surf Shark surf shark
- 22:26Speaker 7: dot com sae, they'll suit me.
- 22:31Speaker 1: Yeah, they're listening to this probably uh so, yes, so
- 22:36Speaker 1: he's you know, getting manipulated. She's playing her. Yeah, he's away.
- 22:40Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if he I think he
- 22:42Speaker 1: may be things that is genuine. I don't think he
- 22:45Speaker 1: makes it seem like, hey, maybe there'll be a little showman.
- 22:48Speaker 1: She's pretty clearly just messing with Yeah, and that's great.
- 22:51Speaker 1: I think that's awesome because he's dumb.
- 22:52Speaker 7: He's one of the big dumb dumbest guys, big dumbases,
- 22:55Speaker 7: Dude and.
- 22:57Speaker 1: Marty and the Big Dumbus some live.
- 22:59Speaker 7: But it sounds like like Josie and the pussy Cats Dale.
- 23:04Speaker 7: Oh yeah, the io tried find boobies. Booby nests, everything
- 23:08Speaker 7: you'd want to find with boobies.
- 23:09Speaker 1: That's what I say.
- 23:10Speaker 7: It's Eric all over again. The Amazonian horn dog has
- 23:14Speaker 7: made his way. Cowboy climbs a tree to get to
- 23:17Speaker 7: the booby eggs, and he just keeps saying he doesn't
- 23:19Speaker 7: need the eggs, but the kid in him wants to
- 23:22Speaker 7: get the eggs, right, So Cowboy knocks the nest out
- 23:25Speaker 7: of the tree, which, by the way, like at this
- 23:27Speaker 7: point in time, I'm like.
- 23:30Speaker 1: It's a little sad at first, because Mama bird is
- 23:34Speaker 1: up there, Mama bird is pissed. Mama bird is like
- 23:37Speaker 1: attacking cowboy. Cowboy does not care. Yeah, I thought it
- 23:40Speaker 1: was hilarious. He just stayed up there like whatever, this
- 23:42Speaker 1: happens to me all the time, that there's a kid
- 23:44Speaker 1: in me and so at but so he I'm a
- 23:48Speaker 1: little sad because it's like, you know, those are her eggs, right,
- 23:51Speaker 1: yes and so But if I was trying to survive
- 23:55Speaker 1: and I found a nest, I'd probably try to eat
- 23:57Speaker 1: the eggs as well. So I don't like, you don't
- 23:59Speaker 1: think so I don't like I would.
- 24:01Speaker 4: I don't know if I'd be able to climb the tree,
- 24:03Speaker 4: So shout out to cowboy at the right.
- 24:06Speaker 1: While you're trying to survive, you don't think you would
- 24:09Speaker 1: eat the egg, but I don't.
- 24:10Speaker 5: It wasn't like there was like a bird, a mama.
- 24:14Speaker 1: Bird with I don't know anything birds, and.
- 24:16Speaker 4: I don't know anything about different kinds of birds, and
- 24:18Speaker 4: they're different kinds of eggs. I would be like, I
- 24:20Speaker 4: don't what if I get some disease.
- 24:22Speaker 5: I would assume that they're all good to go.
- 24:24Speaker 7: I don't know, man, because don't typically with chicken eggs,
- 24:27Speaker 7: you need the non fertilized eggs. Really, I'm just a person.
- 24:33Speaker 4: To give them chickens and they eat them straight out right.
- 24:37Speaker 1: Yeah, but from the chickens, there's no roosters with those
- 24:39Speaker 1: chickens to fertilize eggs. We're not farmers.
- 24:43Speaker 5: Chases gotta be. I'm a YouTuber.
- 24:46Speaker 1: Eat all that to say, it gets pretty sad pretty
- 24:50Speaker 1: quick because it's not eggs. It's full blown baby, full
- 24:54Speaker 1: blown baby bird that has now taken the journey from
- 24:59Speaker 1: how and down to the ground and doesn't seem to
- 25:03Speaker 1: be doing super well. No bones probably snapped. Why did
- 25:09Speaker 1: you say that, I'm just saying it took a fall
- 25:12Speaker 1: from the tree. It was. It was like a fifteen
- 25:15Speaker 1: foot fall.
- 25:19Speaker 4: I'm wearing a chain in sunglasses and talking about baby
- 25:22Speaker 4: birds getting their bones and bones bird.
- 25:25Speaker 1: It was hard to look at it hard they Pinner
- 25:28Speaker 1: puts it on, puts the nest on a stick and
- 25:31Speaker 1: raises it back up to cowboy. Cowboy puts it back
- 25:34Speaker 1: up in the tree, and they're just going to hope for.
- 25:36Speaker 7: The Well, the mama bird does like get back in there,
- 25:40Speaker 7: like hey, thank you.
- 25:40Speaker 1: But I don't know how nature works.
- 25:42Speaker 4: I don't know. She's like, all right, failed experiment, pushed
- 25:44Speaker 4: the baby out now, like I don't know.
- 25:46Speaker 5: Pinner almost cries. Pinner looked like he.
- 25:49Speaker 1: Was on the on the y.
- 25:50Speaker 4: I would have I would have had a little broken
- 25:52Speaker 4: baby bird in my hand.
- 25:53Speaker 1: And I would a cowboy would have been going home
- 25:55Speaker 1: that night. I would have thrown the challenge, but I don't.
- 25:57Speaker 4: Care about the kid, and you have sending you and
- 25:59Speaker 4: the kid home.
- 26:00Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a crazy scene. That was. But now
- 26:03Speaker 1: that I know all that I know about thanks, I
- 26:05Speaker 1: wouldn't do it. And you tell me I didn't know that.
- 26:08Speaker 5: And I would have been the voice of reason on
- 26:09Speaker 5: the islay too.
- 26:10Speaker 7: I would have brought that but also Peta probably had
- 26:13Speaker 7: a field day with this.
- 26:14Speaker 1: They did, but Pete had a field day with a
- 26:15Speaker 1: lot of stuff. They did, chickens, all sorts of stuff,
- 26:20Speaker 1: which and that's maybe that's why maybe Fla, maybe Flicka
- 26:24Speaker 1: did that on purpose.
- 26:25Speaker 5: She seems like she would be the type of person
- 26:27Speaker 5: that Peter strong.
- 26:28Speaker 1: And in China they try to get them to eat
- 26:32Speaker 1: a baby bird twice and Denise can't do it either time.
- 26:36Speaker 1: You guys remember this, the little circular baby bird feathers
- 26:40Speaker 1: still on it, and Denise can't do it. And then
- 26:43Speaker 1: it comes back around when they do the you know,
- 26:46Speaker 1: all the challenges that you like, Let's see how much
- 26:48Speaker 1: you learned. She just flat out says, I'm not going
- 26:51Speaker 1: to do it.
- 26:51Speaker 4: I wonder if we could find a pet statement about Survivor.
- 26:54Speaker 1: I bet we definitely. I bet yeah, I bet they
- 26:57Speaker 1: have a page. I don't know what it's like.
- 26:59Speaker 4: What does any of this have to do with the
- 27:01Speaker 4: Hunger Games? But I bet all right? Didn't didn't work.
- 27:05Speaker 1: On our slash.
- 27:08Speaker 7: I'm team Gail. I'm Team Gail. No one's team Gail.
- 27:11Speaker 7: Our slash Survivor nine years ago. Has Peta ever had
- 27:15Speaker 7: problems with Survivor? All of the comments are Peta is
- 27:21Speaker 7: the worst. Okay, Peta has problems with Pokemon.
- 27:24Speaker 1: Well, here's something from two thousand and one Peter rips
- 27:30Speaker 1: Survivor for hammed up pig sleigh. Yes, there we go.
- 27:33Speaker 1: That's what I was looking for. That's Crazy Survivor denis
- 27:37Speaker 1: cruelty though, I mean, yeah, because the cruelty already happened.
- 27:40Speaker 1: That the animals dead. Yeah, that's true. It's true. It's true. Yeah.
- 27:44Speaker 1: It looks like all of their stuff that they were
- 27:47Speaker 1: mad about, uh, was from the first season or from
- 27:51Speaker 1: and they just let it go. And then I mean,
- 27:53Speaker 1: that guy ended up being a really bad person anyway,
- 27:55Speaker 1: So they were kind of based was the pig thing,
- 27:57Speaker 1: the disgusting challenge of biting the meat and then spitting
- 28:01Speaker 1: it into a bucket. So that's later seasons a couple
- 28:04Speaker 1: of times. Actually, Ozzie's in a season where he does that.
- 28:07Speaker 1: I remember because I put it in slow motion.
- 28:10Speaker 5: Okay, so bird is hopefully safe.
- 28:13Speaker 1: What's that?
- 28:15Speaker 7: Uh, everybody, guys, this is like a New Era obstacle. Course,
- 28:23Speaker 7: you have to build a stretcher, run through the jungle
- 28:26Speaker 7: to the beach. There you will find another teammate shackled
- 28:29Speaker 7: out in the water. You got to swim out, let
- 28:31Speaker 7: them free, put them on the stretcher, carry them back
- 28:34Speaker 7: through the jungle, and build a rescue fire big enough
- 28:37Speaker 7: to burn through a rope, which is fun because that
- 28:40Speaker 7: later becomes the fire burning chin.
- 28:42Speaker 1: This was a combination of old school and school because
- 28:45Speaker 1: the stretch stretcher, the strettle challenge, the stretcher's challenge is
- 28:50Speaker 1: like I think they did the stretcher challenge in season one.
- 28:54Speaker 1: They done it a couple of times where you got
- 28:56Speaker 1: to build a stretcher and go yeah, and so you
- 28:59Speaker 1: have that when you have the fire building, which we
- 29:02Speaker 1: know of now as being such a big part of
- 29:04Speaker 1: the show. It was a really good fun combination of
- 29:07Speaker 1: maybe they'll bring this one back for fifty I was
- 29:10Speaker 1: gonna say, like do like like we're we like obstacle courses, right,
- 29:15Speaker 1: like it's a part of Survivor it always has been,
- 29:18Speaker 1: but add a little something.
- 29:22Speaker 4: Yeah, the forest again, they have to put them on
- 29:25Speaker 4: a stretcher and load them into an ambulance.
- 29:27Speaker 5: That's the pizazz. Oh, it's an ambulance match.
- 29:31Speaker 7: I too, has the lead pretty much the whole time,
- 29:34Speaker 7: and when we get to the fire making part of
- 29:35Speaker 7: the challenge.
- 29:36Speaker 1: Cowboy is in charge.
- 29:39Speaker 7: And start he starts whipping the husks around him, and
- 29:43Speaker 7: he goes, yeah, it's.
- 29:45Speaker 5: Like I have to make up for that bird thing.
- 29:49Speaker 1: It's incredible.
- 29:49Speaker 7: Jeff goes because, like, I mean, I don't know what
- 29:53Speaker 7: you guys were thinking when he was just flinging the
- 29:55Speaker 7: smoky husks around, but I was like, dude, no way
- 30:00Speaker 7: this is going to work.
- 30:01Speaker 1: My well, no, My thought was this is probably some
- 30:04Speaker 1: sort of tradition that he growing up to make fire.
- 30:08Speaker 1: Like it's the same thing with the headache, Like it's
- 30:10Speaker 1: like these old traditions that have been lost along the
- 30:14Speaker 1: way that Cowboy just seems to her to continue, which
- 30:18Speaker 1: is so cool.
- 30:19Speaker 4: Like the racism, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
- 30:22Speaker 5: Well, dude, what's so funny?
- 30:25Speaker 7: Like we see we see him whipping it around and
- 30:29Speaker 7: going yehaw, and everyone's laughing at him, and then they
- 30:31Speaker 7: cut away to something else, and then they cut back
- 30:34Speaker 7: and it does a giant fire, and Jeff goes, whatever
- 30:37Speaker 7: cowboy was doing is working.
- 30:39Speaker 4: I trusted him. I thought he was being goofy.
- 30:41Speaker 5: I trust him with my with my whole heart. I mean,
- 30:44Speaker 5: that's so funny.
- 30:44Speaker 4: I trust him with everything except for identifying eggs.
- 30:48Speaker 1: At one point. At one point, the flame for I
- 30:51Speaker 1: two isn't quite high enough to reach the rope, so
- 30:54Speaker 1: Cowboy picks up the whole fire from underneath and just
- 30:57Speaker 1: lifts it up closer to the roads. Art I've never seen.
- 31:01Speaker 1: I forgot about that. He should have gone back to Hey, Tina,
- 31:08Speaker 1: did you consider just moving the fire?
- 31:11Speaker 7: That's so funny, the fact that he just picks it
- 31:15Speaker 7: up with his bears and it works.
- 31:19Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna take a video of that
- 31:22Speaker 1: and then send it to Camilla.
- 31:23Speaker 4: I mean, like, if you had done this, we could
- 31:25Speaker 4: have won.
- 31:25Speaker 1: That's so funny. That's so funny.
- 31:28Speaker 5: So that means Cowboy and I to win immunity.
- 31:34Speaker 1: I went to killing it with the culture.
- 31:38Speaker 5: Today you are star wars Man. That's awesome.
- 31:45Speaker 7: Yeah, it is once once again, the losers are the stupid, stupid,
- 31:49Speaker 7: dumb idiots over on the other tribe.
- 31:51Speaker 5: I cannot.
- 31:53Speaker 1: How dumb they are. And what's her name? So the
- 31:58Speaker 1: woman who like blew the challenge and it's gonna fall
- 32:02Speaker 1: into Stephanie, Stephanie almost Stephanie. Stephanie walks up and she's like, hey,
- 32:07Speaker 1: this is I blew it with the fire and basically
- 32:10Speaker 1: it's like I should go home, like I'm the weakest
- 32:12Speaker 1: one here and like and everybody's like, okay, all the
- 32:15Speaker 1: all the guys are like, well, she's sad that there's
- 32:17Speaker 1: not that week. I know this is an easy one.
- 32:19Speaker 1: And at that point I was like, oh gosh, it's
- 32:22Speaker 1: gonna be another snoozer of a council.
- 32:26Speaker 9: And then then we get to see some actions. We
- 32:29Speaker 9: can't see some action, and that's good. What happens is,
- 32:33Speaker 9: you know, Stephanie gets back to real camps. She says, hey, guys,
- 32:35Speaker 9: are cost of the challenge on the weakest link. I've
- 32:38Speaker 9: always I agree with everyone on the tribe. I see
- 32:40Speaker 9: that as quitting.
- 32:41Speaker 7: When people do that, I'm like, it's like when Q
- 32:44Speaker 7: got the tribal consols, like everybody vote me out.
- 32:46Speaker 1: That ended up being one of the greatest tribals of
- 32:48Speaker 1: the New Era because everyone just like, sorry, cute, yeah
- 32:53Speaker 1: you can cancel Christmas.
- 32:55Speaker 4: But with Stephanie, you know, she was trying to do
- 32:57Speaker 4: everyone a favor. Yeah, so what I did there? Oh,
- 33:00Speaker 4: because on Fire, dude, you're crushing him.
- 33:04Speaker 1: Man. Uh Hey Star Wars dude, great star wars like
- 33:08Speaker 1: Harry Potter. You know, we got it all in this episode.
- 33:12Speaker 7: Hey dude, the big three of pop culture, Harry Potter,
- 33:14Speaker 7: star wars, porn, hubb honestly brother. So everyone's just like, okay, bet,
- 33:23Speaker 7: let's just send her home. Then it seems like that's
- 33:25Speaker 7: going to be the move. But then Rebecca, Rebecca sees
- 33:29Speaker 7: this as an opportunity to blindside one of the guys
- 33:32Speaker 7: and for the women to get the numbers advantage in
- 33:34Speaker 7: the tribe. We get a moment where Stephanie says that
- 33:37Speaker 7: she's so upset that she said that stuff to the
- 33:40Speaker 7: tribe because she thought that they were all family and
- 33:42Speaker 7: she could just share her feelings.
- 33:44Speaker 5: It's like, dude, this is a game for a million dollars.
- 33:46Speaker 1: She did regret it. She got caught up in the moment.
- 33:48Speaker 1: She felt bad. You just you can't be like, oh, guys,
- 33:50Speaker 1: I suck. I'm the reason we suck.
- 33:52Speaker 7: I'm holding us all down and then expect everybody to
- 33:54Speaker 7: be like, oh, no, you're great.
- 33:55Speaker 1: But she changed her mind, and that's what they did,
- 33:57Speaker 1: and that is exactly what they did. We get to
- 33:59Speaker 1: tribal but leading up to it, so they you know,
- 34:02Speaker 1: if if just the women band together, they'll have the numbers.
- 34:09Speaker 1: They take it to parv our old pal Parv and
- 34:12Speaker 1: ParvE is unsure. So she's earlier in the episode, she's
- 34:17Speaker 1: talking with Flirty Flirty fun time boy. Yeah, and she
- 34:21Speaker 1: you know, she does talk about how JP's over there
- 34:24Speaker 1: acting like king. He's the king King and the King's
- 34:28Speaker 1: is pretty but there's right now, there's not really anything
- 34:30Speaker 1: they can do, and she kind of talks to him
- 34:33Speaker 1: about it and he's like, yeah, JP's kind of the
- 34:35Speaker 1: guy blah blah blah, and she, in a confessional is
- 34:38Speaker 1: basically like, at some point he JP's gonna go, but
- 34:41Speaker 1: it's not now. Later on the episode, they go to
- 34:44Speaker 1: her and they're like, hey, we should get JP, and
- 34:46Speaker 1: she says, I don't think it's the right time.
- 34:49Speaker 5: Okay, So I'm totally because she has.
- 34:52Speaker 1: The boys in the palm of her hands. Sure.
- 34:54Speaker 5: Yeah, So who was leading the charge? Rebecca Rebecca, And I.
- 34:58Speaker 1: Was like confused because I, like, I haven't seen this season.
- 35:02Speaker 1: I haven't seen any of Parv's seasons. But one of
- 35:04Speaker 1: the big like lures of PARV is that the you know,
- 35:09Speaker 1: the women led tribe and like going and getting like
- 35:14Speaker 1: and I thought we were getting there, and to hear
- 35:16Speaker 1: her say in this first episode where it actually happens
- 35:19Speaker 1: with a girl's band together for her to be unsure,
- 35:22Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that's interesting, Like it's not how
- 35:24Speaker 1: I anticipated this playing out. She does eventually come around,
- 35:28Speaker 1: like I watched the who voted for who, and she
- 35:30Speaker 1: does vote for JP. But so after the conversation with her,
- 35:34Speaker 1: Rebecca and the others feel like, oh, we got to
- 35:37Speaker 1: get somebody else, and they're like, hey, would you consider
- 35:41Speaker 1: go voting with us? Guys?
- 35:43Speaker 7: I watched this in the shower so clear, it's crystal.
- 35:46Speaker 7: You know one percent, you nailed it. So then we
- 35:49Speaker 7: get a tribal. The girls playing actually works just like
- 35:52Speaker 7: how Brand said, they blindside JP, they send him home.
- 35:56Speaker 7: But the thing I want to talk about in this tribal,
- 35:59Speaker 7: I think the most exciting thing or interesting thing is
- 36:02Speaker 7: he says, fourth person voted out of Cook Islands, JP,
- 36:08Speaker 7: that's five. That's enough unless you have the hidden immunity IDOL.
- 36:13Speaker 7: You need to bring me your torch.
- 36:15Speaker 4: The mechanics had not been where you have to play
- 36:17Speaker 4: it before the votes.
- 36:18Speaker 1: Are that's correct. So interesting that you could get voted out.
- 36:22Speaker 1: And then I totally forgot about it starts in fourteen.
- 36:25Speaker 1: I guess they understand the next season with that, and
- 36:29Speaker 1: so I'm fairly certain because they do change it in fourteen.
- 36:36Speaker 1: My guess is, and I haven't seen the season that
- 36:38Speaker 1: you guys have, which is hilarious. You guys don't know
- 36:43Speaker 1: Yule who has the immunity. Yes, I think the way
- 36:50Speaker 1: that he uses it, I imagine it's going to be
- 36:53Speaker 1: like in this scenario where it's like it's after and
- 36:55Speaker 1: it changes the course of the game and they realize, Hey,
- 36:58Speaker 1: we can't do that, we can't do that. How to
- 37:00Speaker 1: they not realize that before? That's because obviously you've been
- 37:02Speaker 1: watching from the beginning.
- 37:03Speaker 7: Recently has people used the idol like that this entire
- 37:07Speaker 7: like one through twelve or whatever.
- 37:09Speaker 1: No, the first way that the uh no, Yes, when
- 37:13Speaker 1: the idols were introduced, this is how they This is
- 37:15Speaker 1: how they did it. And idols were introduced in what season? Uh?
- 37:19Speaker 1: Because it wasn't until ten or nine. It was first
- 37:23Speaker 1: Exile Island eleven. Okay, so idols have only been in play.
- 37:28Speaker 1: I'm like nine nine percent sure. I don't watch a
- 37:30Speaker 1: lot of Starlight.
- 37:31Speaker 4: I can't wait for people to scream in the Spotify.
- 37:34Speaker 4: That's the only time that people will interact with this
- 37:36Speaker 4: show sometimess, just to be like, hey, here's a list
- 37:39Speaker 4: of everything you guys got wrong from you know, an
- 37:42Speaker 4: episode twenty years ago.
- 37:43Speaker 1: We're not Rob has a podcast.
- 37:45Speaker 4: No, we're not even about Rob has a podcast.
- 37:50Speaker 1: Yeah, first Squatemala and eleven. Yeah, we're the comedy show.
- 37:55Speaker 1: We're all about vibes. Man, do we get stuff wrong sometimes? Yeah?
- 37:58Speaker 1: Let Billy come on the show and lie for an hour. Yeah,
- 38:01Speaker 1: that's just what we do.
- 38:03Speaker 4: Now, Billy, when you say there was a behind the
- 38:05Speaker 4: bathroom deal, now, I'm Ben Shapiro.
- 38:09Speaker 1: Many people have made that comparison the Making the Merge.
- 38:14Speaker 5: Just me hit that again, Brian.
- 38:16Speaker 1: The making the Merge podcast, Making the Merge podcast, not me.
- 38:22Speaker 9: Good job.
- 38:24Speaker 5: That's a lot of meat.
- 38:26Speaker 7: So yeah, I thought that was super fascinating about the.
- 38:29Speaker 1: In the community idol. Last thing I have written down.
- 38:32Speaker 1: We start running all of our clips through an AI
- 38:35Speaker 1: that puts it out in Rob's voice.
- 38:37Speaker 7: Yes, oh man, see how many people can gaslight into
- 38:40Speaker 7: thinking Rob said something like that?
- 38:42Speaker 1: Could you do?
- 38:43Speaker 5: I think AI is unethical? Yeah, and then run we.
- 38:47Speaker 1: Get to be like it's me the Amazonian horn dog.
- 38:51Speaker 1: Why don't we just get him on the show. Yeah, yeah,
- 38:53Speaker 1: we will, we will. He's awesome. We like him a lot.
- 38:56Speaker 1: The last thing I pointed out is when JP is
- 38:58Speaker 1: doing his vote out confessional, he goes, you guys outwitted.
- 39:02Speaker 7: Me big time, Like, no, dude, you've been out. You
- 39:04Speaker 7: could be witted by a snail.
- 39:06Speaker 1: Dude. I'm a Billy boy for life. We hate JP.
- 39:10Speaker 1: All my boys hate JP.
- 39:11Speaker 4: We love Billy same And I have a bone to
- 39:14Speaker 4: pick with Chase because Chase incorrectly said that the next however,
- 39:20Speaker 4: many boots were minorities. But we know JP disowned the
- 39:23Speaker 4: Hispanic race twice, so Chase was wrong also.
- 39:29Speaker 1: And just just to just to clarify, Yeah, they pulled
- 39:32Speaker 1: the women, pulled in Brad, and at some point, so
- 39:37Speaker 1: that Brad was in, then that Nate was Actually is
- 39:40Speaker 1: Nate and JP are the only people that voted for
- 39:44Speaker 1: uh Stephanie. Yeah, And so I guess I guess they
- 39:50Speaker 1: felt like Brad was maybe the most on the on
- 39:53Speaker 1: the fence there, and so at some points to go
- 39:55Speaker 1: back to poverty. At some point she does come around
- 39:59Speaker 1: to the idea, and so I imagine there was more conversation
- 40:01Speaker 1: that we don't get to see because of time constraints
- 40:04Speaker 1: that once Brad is on board, perhaps Brad talked to
- 40:07Speaker 1: somebody else and Poverty starts to catch wind of what happened,
- 40:12Speaker 1: and it's like, Okay, I guess it is time to
- 40:14Speaker 1: go after JP.
- 40:16Speaker 4: And I'm glad she did it because I'd rather keep
- 40:18Speaker 4: Stephanie in the season at this point than JP.
- 40:21Speaker 1: And it's not just because of Billy, right right.
- 40:24Speaker 5: I do have one fun fact with Chase for this episode.
- 40:29Speaker 1: Fun fact with Chase. That's what I was waiting for.
- 40:32Speaker 5: We need to get you to record. I was just
- 40:36Speaker 5: doing brands machine. Mm hmm.
- 40:41Speaker 1: You guys bullied me. We'll do it.
- 40:44Speaker 6: We'll do it with you. We're gonna do it with
- 40:48Speaker 6: me myself. If I don't do it with you, then
- 40:52Speaker 6: I'll never watch anything in the shower again. We both
- 40:54Speaker 6: know that's not gonna happen. So this is as good
- 40:55Speaker 6: as like a promisary note.
- 40:59Speaker 1: It's a survivor. No, I'm not gonna do it. If anything,
- 41:05Speaker 1: you'll be better than Jojo sewah, Can I do it as?
- 41:09Speaker 1: I can do that too. Let's all do it as Heather.
- 41:16Speaker 5: I'm trying to think of that. I'm not doing it.
- 41:18Speaker 4: Okay, I'm not doing it Survivor time Yeah.
- 41:21Speaker 1: That's hard. You gotta my podcast as Survivor time machine.
- 41:32Speaker 4: I've been watching her Betty Davis Eyes real.
- 41:35Speaker 1: Are you familiar with it? No, I'm not.
- 41:37Speaker 4: I was just trying to finish Jojo Sewaker and now
- 41:42Speaker 4: and then she invented gay pop and then she.
- 41:44Speaker 1: Went on community like how JP disowned.
- 41:47Speaker 4: The She met a very hunky man named Chris Hughes
- 41:51Speaker 4: and then through the gay stuff out the window. But
- 41:54Speaker 4: now she's like got the trad wife aesthetic and she's
- 41:58Speaker 4: singing about Betty Davis eyes. Apparently there's a song from
- 42:01Speaker 4: the eighties that she covered and it's the worst thing
- 42:03Speaker 4: I've ever heard.
- 42:04Speaker 1: Should we just play it? We'll play it after the Okay,
- 42:07Speaker 1: I do have a trivia. I have a fun.
- 42:09Speaker 5: Fact fun fact with Jays about Jojo.
- 42:13Speaker 1: It is not it is about this episode marking. This
- 42:15Speaker 1: is the first time to feature a cold open in
- 42:19Speaker 1: which an episode begins pushing the story before playing the
- 42:21Speaker 1: title sequence.
- 42:23Speaker 5: This was the first time that ever happened.
- 42:24Speaker 4: I forgot you had a fun fact while I was
- 42:26Speaker 4: listing off Jojo.
- 42:30Speaker 1: That's interesting. But yeah, that's that's the only fun fact
- 42:32Speaker 1: for today. I love you. I love the Cold Opens.
- 42:35Speaker 5: Yeah I do too. I think it's a great, great idea.
- 42:38Speaker 1: What about what this episode? Sorry, would you like to
- 42:42Speaker 1: know what a gainership was in this million? A little
- 42:45Speaker 1: too high? Fifty fifteen point eight three? Fifteen point eight six,
- 42:49Speaker 1: Oh yeah, fifty point eight three. It's about fandom. Yes,
- 42:54Speaker 1: that's exactly where I am to. That's where I get
- 42:55Speaker 1: my fun. All right, that's three million off, No big deal.
- 42:59Speaker 1: Yeah it was close. Crazy because now they get like
- 43:02Speaker 1: two million in episode. But that's just network TV. Baby,
- 43:05Speaker 1: I don't know if there do their current ratings count
- 43:08Speaker 1: what people when people are watching on paaramount plus afterwards? No,
- 43:11Speaker 1: it probably is close to whoever has a Nielsen box?
- 43:14Speaker 1: It's uh who has a Nielsen box? I wonder if
- 43:17Speaker 1: there's a way for us to get that data, Like,
- 43:19Speaker 1: are ten million people watching Survivor on paaramount plus? I
- 43:22Speaker 1: don't think so, but it's more than it, and there's
- 43:26Speaker 1: there are those I think those writings have started to
- 43:28Speaker 1: become available when like they've started doing live plus three
- 43:33Speaker 1: plus streaming, but it's not.
- 43:34Speaker 4: As readily like I've seen that for aw Now that
- 43:37Speaker 4: gets worked into the ratings.
- 43:39Speaker 1: How interesting. I'm looking it up. Okay, yeah, so we'll
- 43:44Speaker 1: just here. Because it says Paramount Press Express dot Com
- 43:48Speaker 1: May twenty fourth of twenty twenty four, Survivor is the
- 43:51Speaker 1: number one reality show on Paramount Plus. The series averages
- 43:54Speaker 1: eight point four million viewers, so almost ten million viewers.
- 43:58Speaker 1: That's crazy good. That's crazy ten million viewers. And we
- 44:03Speaker 1: only have eight listeners every week. That's it's the off season.
- 44:07Speaker 1: We'll get it. We only have eight total. They'll get it.
- 44:10Speaker 1: They'll come back.
- 44:11Speaker 7: And I didn't listen last week, so it was only seven.
- 44:14Speaker 1: When do you ever listen anyway? No, I don't listen
- 44:16Speaker 1: to wasn't the show? It sucks. I listened in the shower. No,
- 44:21Speaker 1: the episodes that I see you guys on shower for
- 44:23Speaker 1: eight hours a day. Guys, I take a lot of showers.
- 44:26Speaker 1: Do you really I do? I take like two a day?
- 44:27Speaker 1: Probably I really do a day. Yeah, I take a
- 44:29Speaker 1: lot of showers. Your water bills? How long are the showers? Uh?
- 44:33Speaker 1: Probably longer than they should be. Okay, I pick one,
- 44:37Speaker 1: like long song.
- 44:38Speaker 4: I'll take a nine minute song and be like okay,
- 44:40Speaker 4: like once the guitar solos coming.
- 44:42Speaker 1: That's my cue to get out of here. WHOA, No,
- 44:44Speaker 1: I'm taking at least twenty minutes. So what like, give
- 44:47Speaker 1: us some examples? What song Carmen's more like? Event of
- 44:53Speaker 1: metal songs that run longer, free burdens. What about Carmen's Champion.
- 44:57Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan of Carmen.
- 44:59Speaker 4: That's a long song. It is a long song of
- 45:01Speaker 4: Maverick City. You know, I'll put Maverick City on because
- 45:04Speaker 4: that's like a fifteen minute song. Every song they do
- 45:07Speaker 4: you know what to Oh sorry, Betty Davis eyes, Yeah,
- 45:10Speaker 4: but I played the wrong one. This is the song
- 45:12Speaker 4: I always put on in the shower.
- 45:17Speaker 1: Is this her? No? This is the original where the
- 45:22Speaker 1: singer is better. No, this is Jojo Siwa. Wait show
- 45:26Speaker 1: me dude? Oh no way.
- 45:29Speaker 4: So she doesn't sound terrible until the chorus.
- 45:31Speaker 5: I guess I'm gonna be real.
- 45:32Speaker 1: Sounds pretty good. Yeah, she did sound good.
- 45:34Speaker 4: I guess I've just heard the thirty seconds who decided
- 45:36Speaker 4: to post? Which is dreadful?
- 45:38Speaker 9: Okay?
- 45:39Speaker 1: Is this the.
- 45:42Speaker 4: It's the pro blush get to the line. That's when
- 45:45Speaker 4: it's it falls off the rails? What this is important?
- 45:49Speaker 4: She knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
- 45:52Speaker 4: That's the line, like, you know a lot about that.
- 45:54Speaker 4: I've listened to this this real and I've listened to
- 45:57Speaker 4: people over and over again.
- 46:12Speaker 1: Yeah, that's rough, That's what I mean.
- 46:13Speaker 7: Hey, overall, Look, do I think that it's funny that
- 46:17Speaker 7: Jojo Siwa went into the Big Brother House a very
- 46:21Speaker 7: prominent figure in the gay community, and then and then
- 46:25Speaker 7: and then Mickey Rore got kicked out for being homophobic
- 46:28Speaker 7: towards her because he was like, are you sure you're gay?
- 46:30Speaker 1: And then he's like, you're not, I'll make you not gay.
- 46:33Speaker 1: And then someone else in the house did make her
- 46:35Speaker 1: not gay, and that's pretty crazy.
- 46:36Speaker 4: Yeah, and so that's got to be like a huge
- 46:38Speaker 4: blow to Mickey's confidence because he wanted to make Jojo
- 46:41Speaker 4: not gay and he couldn't do it. But then Chris
- 46:43Speaker 4: Hughes comes along and then the gay leaves Jojo.
- 46:46Speaker 5: Yeah, is it funny that Jojo Siwa did that?
- 46:48Speaker 1: Yes?
- 46:48Speaker 7: But also, do I think it's okay to to bully
- 46:51Speaker 7: that twenty year old woman?
- 46:53Speaker 4: I actually I like Jojo Siwa and because she's so
- 46:56Speaker 4: hated and I'm a contrarian. Yeah, but because it's the
- 47:00Speaker 4: on all the clips of her being cringey, and then she.
- 47:02Speaker 1: She does she's like, you know, I got a great attitude.
- 47:04Speaker 4: Yeah, she did the dream guests on my podcast, one
- 47:07Speaker 4: of my exites for sure.
- 47:08Speaker 1: And then you know, later, thank you.
- 47:10Speaker 4: She does an interview and she's like, you know what,
- 47:12Speaker 4: I get it, I get why you all made fun
- 47:14Speaker 4: of me.
- 47:14Speaker 5: It was cringey, and I'm like, thank you for.
- 47:16Speaker 1: The last time that I saw Jones. While she was
- 47:18Speaker 1: dressed like a member of the village. The village people
- 47:22Speaker 1: people would like a it was like a construction site
- 47:26Speaker 1: a bit, and listen, here's the here's the thing about
- 47:30Speaker 1: she was a five year old on national television and
- 47:33Speaker 1: forced to dance. Yeah, so it's like we got to
- 47:35Speaker 1: give her some Somebody was going off on me about
- 47:38Speaker 1: my Ariana Grande fandom, like, dude, she grew up in
- 47:41Speaker 1: the Nickelodeon insane asylum, Like there's gonna be some crash outs.
- 47:44Speaker 1: Was that me?
- 47:46Speaker 4: No, it was somebody who like, whenever I bring up Ariana, they.
- 47:50Speaker 1: They hate her so much.
- 47:51Speaker 4: He's a huge Yeah, not not quite. I don't love
- 47:56Speaker 4: Jojo as much as Ariana, but well that would be
- 47:58Speaker 4: insane that that would be pretty crazy.
- 48:00Speaker 1: It'd be a crazy thing to do. One of them
- 48:01Speaker 1: has like real, real talent. Yeaheah. I just like Jojo
- 48:04Speaker 1: because of how much people hate her. Sure yeah, I
- 48:06Speaker 1: mean hey, as far as Big Brother contestants go, I
- 48:08Speaker 1: think she's better than Franky. I've never seen he was Brotherhood.
- 48:13Speaker 1: I haven't either.
- 48:14Speaker 4: I've just seen literally the Jojo stuff.
- 48:16Speaker 1: I watched those seasons growing up. I would do it
- 48:19Speaker 1: for this show, but I don't have any interest in it.
- 48:21Speaker 1: I don't know if I do it for this show.
- 48:23Speaker 1: Like three episodes a week. Yeah, they do a little,
- 48:26Speaker 1: and they used to. The new season is starting, like
- 48:30Speaker 1: that's what we do. Let's talk off. Let's talk episodes
- 48:32Speaker 1: a week.
- 48:33Speaker 5: I would rather cover Love Island.
- 48:35Speaker 1: Whoa, No, No, I don't really know anything about I
- 48:38Speaker 1: know it's everywhere, but I don't know anything about Love Island.
- 48:40Speaker 1: We'll talk off the off the recording. I feel like
- 48:42Speaker 1: we've been off the recording for solid fifteen. This is
- 48:45Speaker 1: good stuff, and we have another mini recording to do. Yeah,
- 48:49Speaker 1: oh yeah, so let's get out of here. Guys. Hey,
- 48:50Speaker 1: thank you guys so much for listening. This was episode four.
- 48:52Speaker 4: Cook Islands with nos Yes, what hey?
- 49:01Speaker 1: Hang out with us over on Patreon. Okay, bye, you're
- 49:07Speaker 1: about to hear some ads that helped keep the lights
- 49:10Speaker 1: on here in the old studio. Thanks for listening or
- 49:14Speaker 1: don't listen. It's really up to you. At this point.
- 49:17Speaker 1: It is at the end of the show. I mean,
- 49:19Speaker 1: you're listening to me Hi. But here they come. I
- 49:22Speaker 1: promised they're coming. Yep, here they are. Happy Day.