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Mac & Bone - What the Bleep · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Let's bleep, shall we? Let's bleep. Let's do it. Let's
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  Speaker 1: do it. We'll read a bunch of these. We're getting
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  Speaker 1: great text. Mocking the montage of misery content in there.
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  Speaker 2: 704-570-9610.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: It's time to laugh a little bit more at random folks.
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  Speaker 1: It's time for what the bleep story sound bites that
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  Speaker 1: make us say what the bleep.
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  Speaker 3: All right. What you got there, Bone?
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  Speaker 4: Mac, I don't know if this goes more in the
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  Speaker 4: heartwarming category or what the bleep. But we like to
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  Speaker 4: see good people land on their feet, and that's what's
• 0:32
  Speaker 4: happened to former UNC GM Michael Lombardi, who announced late
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  Speaker 4: last week, Mac, that he's starting a sub stack that
• 0:40
  Speaker 4: you can subscribe to and pay again for his football content.
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  Speaker 4: This one is called. Football Done Right, named after his
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  Speaker 4: book that he put out a couple years ago. That's
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  Speaker 4: when he came on the air with us. Mac, it's
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  Speaker 4: good to see Michael Lombardi land on his feet roughly
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  Speaker 4: about six or seven days since he officially left North Carolina.
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  Speaker 1: Who wants to pay for this clown's football knowledge? Seriously,
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  Speaker 1: he's a laughingstock. Michael Lombardi, take a beat, man. Not
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  Speaker 1: that I'm going to subscribe anyway or anyone here is,
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  Speaker 1: but take a.
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  Speaker 3: Beat, man.
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  Speaker 4: Go away for a while. Go off and let us
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  Speaker 4: forget about you for a while. Let everything cool down.
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  Speaker 4: Come back in the offseason and do your thing. Why
• 1:18
  Speaker 4: do you have to come back immediately? We don't even
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  Speaker 4: know exactly what happened yet, and you want us to
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  Speaker 4: subscribe to your football thoughts? Also, the naming of it,
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  Speaker 4: Football Done Right. So tone deaf. I believe that's false advertising.
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  Speaker 3: Football, it should be with a question mark, right? Football
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  Speaker 3: Done Right?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe football's done right oh my gosh i'm over him
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  Speaker 2: look man you gotta do your thing and whatever but
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  Speaker 2: just how can we miss you if you don't go
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  Speaker 2: away right that'll take a breath use a.
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  Speaker 1: Different title and then uh we might be good man
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  Speaker 1: oh god all right um uh that's very what the
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  Speaker 1: city might subscribe to that just to send him emails
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  Speaker 1: that is very what the bleep worthy right there bone
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: all right um he's got to get his money's worth
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  Speaker 1: out of that typewriter I have to what the bleep
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  Speaker 1: bone a situation in a Los Angeles movie theater. And
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, depending on how you view this, you
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  Speaker 1: may what the bleep. You may have to decide who
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  Speaker 1: you what the bleep in this situation. There was a
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  Speaker 1: man talking on a cell phone in the theater in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of a movie. So I can imagine how
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  Speaker 1: much that would annoy you if it's right next to
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  Speaker 1: you or something. This dude, though, maybe overreacted a slight bit, Bo,
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  Speaker 1: because a guy got so angry at him, he pepper
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  Speaker 1: sprayed this dude right in the eyes in the dark theater.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. And the guy stands up, I've been
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  Speaker 3: pepper sprayed. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 3: The guy that did the pepper spraying runs out of
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  Speaker 3: the theater.
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  Speaker 1: Three moviegoers chase this dude down and catch him in
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  Speaker 1: another theater trying to hide. He has since been arrested, Bone.
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  Speaker 1: But I feel like you got to what the bleep
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  Speaker 1: everybody involved here. Because talking on a cell phone in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of a movie is absolutely disgusting. So disrespectful
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  Speaker 1: and annoying. But I don't know if it warrants pepper
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  Speaker 1: spraying in the eyes.
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  Speaker 4: First of all, it feels like if you're going to
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  Speaker 4: carry that into a movie theater, someone's probably getting pepper sprayed.
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  Speaker 4: And so you had a plan of attack there. And
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  Speaker 4: this guy happened to be talking. Also, could you imagine
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  Speaker 4: being a loved one that said, did it say what
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  Speaker 4: the movie was?
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't know what movie they ruined. Just imagine, Max,
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  Speaker 3: someone says, hey, how was the movie? Oh, I didn't
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  Speaker 3: see the end. Oh, was it that bad? No.
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  Speaker 4: The guy in front of me was talking, so I
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  Speaker 4: pepper sprayed him. Then I got chased a few theaters down.
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  Speaker 3: Now I'm arrested. I mean, yeah, I'd see it again.
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  Speaker 3: But the movie was all right, though. That's a point.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, man. See, I knew this was coming.
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  Speaker 1: Our guy turned Ferguson. The guy who did it and
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  Speaker 1: got pepper sprayed deserves it. I knew there'd be people
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  Speaker 1: that think that is a fair punishment for that crime.
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  Speaker 4: Max, can we check in on Fox NFL Sunday and
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  Speaker 4: how things are going with our old buddy Terry Bradshaw?
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  Speaker 4: He had an exchange with Gronk that sounded an awful
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  Speaker 4: lot like, check my notes here, what may happen on
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  Speaker 4: the Mac and Bone show on a daily basis. Let's
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  Speaker 4: hear Gronk talking tight ends and TB's mistake that he
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  Speaker 4: makes during this discussion.
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  Speaker 5: And his favorite target is Trey McBride, who, to me,
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  Speaker 5: is the best tight end in the NFL right now.
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  Speaker 3: You can't argue that. You can't argue that. This is
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  Speaker 3: going to be a close game, but Seattle will be
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  Speaker 3: in control the whole time and will win. What about McBride?
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  Speaker 3: That's what he just said. Brilliant mind to brilliant mind.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to argue with you by using your guide.
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  Speaker 4: I got to tell you about that Bradshaw-Gronk combo. This
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  Speaker 4: could happen quite a bit here.
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  Speaker 3: What the bleep.
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  Speaker 1: I would rip it more, but is that not the
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  Speaker 1: type of moment that happens when one of us isn't
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  Speaker 1: listening to the other like on the daily?
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  Speaker 4: I knew immediately that I'm either often on TV or
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  Speaker 4: sometimes I'm Gronk.
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  Speaker 3: That 100% would happen here on the show.
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  Speaker 4: The thing is, the video is funny because TB is
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  Speaker 4: so into the discussion.
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  Speaker 3: He's not zoning out. He's into the discussion. Oh, McBride.
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  Speaker 1: And then he brings on McBride. Who does he think
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  Speaker 1: he said? That's the best tight end.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 1: I've got to what the bleep a situation. As a
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  Speaker 1: dad whose son plays video games, Bone, and we have
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  Speaker 1: connected when he was younger the credit card to the
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  Speaker 1: video game account.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And he was playing Fortnite and spent too much on
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  Speaker 1: different Fortnite skins off our credit card. that he needed
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  Speaker 1: to talking to i can relate to this but not
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  Speaker 1: totally uh bone there's a man that lost his job
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  Speaker 1: because he was trying to help his son his son
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  Speaker 1: does a channel like a youtube gaming channel where he
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  Speaker 1: plays the the games minecraft and roblox and wants people
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  Speaker 1: watching it right so the kid was upset he only
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  Speaker 1: gets so many streams so his dad says here we
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  Speaker 1: go We're going to use $ 20 and we're going to
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  Speaker 1: do a little advertising campaign. I didn't really realize it's
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  Speaker 1: something you do, advertising streaming channels on YouTube. And so
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  Speaker 1: his dad attached the corporate credit card.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: To.
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  Speaker 1: to this uh google account and that's how they paid
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  Speaker 1: the 20 little starter ad campaign to try to get
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  Speaker 1: his son more viewers for his streaming channel well the
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  Speaker 1: son kept doing more ads his son spent 118 000
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  Speaker 1: on ads for his gaming channel on the corporate credit
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  Speaker 1: card and dad was fired.
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  Speaker 3: What the bleep.
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  Speaker 1: Are we doing kiddo oh my god how mad would
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  Speaker 1: you be Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a boy. That's a tough conversation. How old
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  Speaker 3: was the kid you said? I don't know the age.
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  Speaker 1: I've got I've got nine years, nine year old. I
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  Speaker 1: thought like a hundred dollars. I was pretty pissed at Aiden.
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  Speaker 1: I could only imagine what you may want to do
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  Speaker 1: to your child when they do that.
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  Speaker 4: Mac, we're going to go to Palmetto Bay, Florida, where
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  Speaker 4: we have a Florida story that perfectly describes all Florida stories.
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  Speaker 4: Eduardo Alvarez. This is this month. It got 20 million
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  Speaker 4: views on TikTok already in the last three weeks. Eduardo
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  Speaker 4: Alvarez was hanging out in the back of his house
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  Speaker 4: with his dog when a blue crab walked up. And
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  Speaker 4: they said, oh, look, there's a crab walking up. The
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  Speaker 4: crab was holding a pocket knife. Somehow the crab in
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  Speaker 4: his paw, in his shell, in his hand.
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  Speaker 3: Claw, claw. His claw, yeah, yeah. His claw, his claw.
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  Speaker 4: In his claw had a pocket knife, and he was
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  Speaker 4: wielding it at Eduardo and his dog. Eduardo yelled out, oh,
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  Speaker 4: my God, it's a gangster-ass crab. He said, the crab's
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  Speaker 4: got to shake. As he ran away, the crab was
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  Speaker 4: trying to get the dog away with the pocket knife.
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  Speaker 3: Just a small little blue crab?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 3: Pictures of it right here. Somebody picked up a pie knife.
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  Speaker 3: What the bleep? What kind of scene is that?
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  Speaker 4: Mac, I would say that's weird, but the crabs in
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  Speaker 4: Palmetto Bay, Florida, they know what's up.
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  Speaker 3: You better come armed in Florida. Don't mess with them, man.
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  Speaker 3: Don't mess with them. Florida man's probably messing with them
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  Speaker 3: too much. The crabs are now.
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  Speaker 3: The crabs are now on the attack. By the way,
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  Speaker 3: you're right. It is a claw, not a paw.
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  Speaker 1: That's just it. Yes, because my favorite part of eating
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  Speaker 1: Maryland blue crab, steamed crabs, is the claw. But anyway, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that dude deserves to be steamed with some Old Bay
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  Speaker 1: and eaten.
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  Speaker 3: That's what he deserves. Yes, I understand. The bleep we do.
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  Speaker 3: I understand it's claws. And the moment that I was
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  Speaker 3: trying to think on the fly. Look, man, it's hard
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  Speaker 3: to think and talk at the same time. That's Terry Bradshaw.
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  Speaker 3: He'll tell you.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Was this dude thinking when he was talking?
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  Speaker 1: Because John Mateer, does he got some meathead in him?
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  Speaker 1: Is he a meathead type QB? I believe he might be, Bone,
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  Speaker 1: the way he plays the game. And based on this answer,
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  Speaker 1: this was him being way too honest, Bone, about how
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  Speaker 1: he finally noticed Isaiah Setenga, his wide receiver, wide open
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  Speaker 1: downfield for a deep ball. Listen to who helped him realize, Bone,
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  Speaker 1: that he's open deep.
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  Speaker 5: So the middle safety came down to fit the run.
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  Speaker 5: We had a run fake, and then I was late
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  Speaker 5: to it. I looked left, and I kind of skipped
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  Speaker 5: over to the third read, and I kind of heard
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  Speaker 5: everybody screaming, and I was like, well, something must be
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  Speaker 5: going on. I see Isaiah puts his hand up.
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  Speaker 3: I'm serious.
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  Speaker 5: Puts his hand up, and I see him.
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  Speaker 1: You say heard screaming from the crowd.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the fans. Yeah. Normally you don't hear it, but sometimes, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The crowd start yelling oh my god he's open and
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  Speaker 1: john material listens to them and says.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah he is open oh my god have a
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  Speaker 4: feeling that it wasn't a road game have a feeling
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  Speaker 4: maybe that's what happened at michigan when he did that
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  Speaker 4: terrible interception.
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  Speaker 1: The crowd must be open oh maybe so you think
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  Speaker 1: this week since he listens to the crowd on what
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  Speaker 1: read he should go to progression he should throw to
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: maybe georgia fans this week make them think guys are.
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  Speaker 3: Open Yeah, OU is going to be in a world
• 10:07
  Speaker 3: of hurt against Jordan. They're going to get shalama bad.
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  Speaker 4: We talk about every year what team will fall out
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  Speaker 4: of the top 10 or whatever. That team right.
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  Speaker 3: Now is a mess.
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  Speaker 1: They're already out of the whole top 25, and their
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  Speaker 1: offense didn't look good last week against New Mexico. They're
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  Speaker 1: not going to be ranked when this whole season goes on.
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: You know who else is a fraudy pants, and we
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  Speaker 1: called it Texas A & M.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely. Marcel Reed is a mess.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: Matt, we're going to go to one of the the
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  Speaker 4: leaders in what the bleep stories that is our friends
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  Speaker 4: from Lee County, Florida, where this took place, of course,
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  Speaker 4: on Corkscrew Road last week. where a road rage incident
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  Speaker 4: took place where a van cut off a woman. The
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  Speaker 4: woman rolled down her window and started yelling at the
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  Speaker 4: passengers in the van. And then as Floridians tend to do, Mac,
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  Speaker 4: the woman that was yelling got a glass jar of
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  Speaker 4: mayonnaise right upside the head. And the woman apparently yelled out,
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  Speaker 4: the woman that threw the glass jar.
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  Speaker 3: Said, I hit her! I hit her!
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  Speaker 1: I hit her!
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  Speaker 3: Go, go, go, go, go! They took off, but they've
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  Speaker 3: now been arrested.
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  Speaker 4: Christine Sweet, 60 years old, was arrested for throwing the mayonnaise.
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  Speaker 1: She ain't so sweet after all, is she? My God,
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  Speaker 1: what the bleep? Although it's Florida, should we be surprised?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, you never know when a crab may have
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  Speaker 4: a pocket knife and a passenger in a van may
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  Speaker 4: have a glass jar of mayo.
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  Speaker 1: I'd love to see the mayo thrower and the gangster
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  Speaker 1: crab come together.
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  Speaker 3: Collision course. That'd be a showdown right there.
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  Speaker 4: We got multiple texts of people asking if Jameis Winston
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  Speaker 4: knows that crap. And that's why that crab now protects himself.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe Jameis was scared by that crab, and that's why
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: he played so terrible last night when Dirk got hurt.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God, man. One last what the bleep pony.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I did want to mention, did you see the
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  Speaker 1: West Virginia fan dousing himself in Duke's mayo? Here in
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  Speaker 1: Charlotte on Saturday. He calls that Saturday. Yeah, that was
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  Speaker 1: the perfect fan base. They finally figured out Duke's Mayo. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: we need to get those West Virginia guys. That's the
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  Speaker 1: guy's first bath in a while. And how about Rich
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  Speaker 1: Rod and that zone read rush attack with Hawkins and Cook?
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  Speaker 3: My God, they out Virginia, Virginia.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, real quick, Bone. I've got another college football what
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  Speaker 1: to bleep. I got a what to bleep this. Now,
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  Speaker 1: what to bleep being a member of Kirby's smart staff? Eh,
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  Speaker 1: probably pretty stupid because that's a pretty damn smart staff.
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  Speaker 1: But I've never seen this before in my life, Bone.
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  Speaker 1: They were beating the heck out of Arkansas. My God,
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  Speaker 1: they had played. Even their conference opponent is a stinker
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  Speaker 1: so far. But that apparently, Bone, they got so little
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  Speaker 1: work during the game in the minds of the D-line
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  Speaker 1: coach that the D-line coach would go out on the
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  Speaker 1: field during timeouts and would put the D-line through individual
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  Speaker 1: D-line drills. During the game, during timeouts, that's when you
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  Speaker 1: know you stink, Arkansas, when they want to get in
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  Speaker 1: a practice during their downtime while they're playing you.
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  Speaker 3: What the bleep.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, boy, that's not a good indictment of Arkansas right now,
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  Speaker 4: is it? They're bad, man.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, they hung in more than I thought. I thought
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  Speaker 1: they might lose by 40. Yeah, that is very true.
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  Speaker 1: We got a celebrity text, Mac. I like to call
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  Speaker 1: this segment Radio Done Right. Sincerely, Michael Lombardi.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, Michael.
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  Speaker 1: What you will never get is back and bone writing
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  Speaker 1: a book called Radio Done Right. You can rest assured.
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: By the way, shout out to two people who said
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: they would like to what the bleep Fox for playing
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: the Jets game audio and the Bears game audio during
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: the Panther game.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's an odd red zone feature from Fox now
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  Speaker 4: they're trying. It was good to hear Olsen, though, on
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  Speaker 4: the broadcast, but he was not on our... That's our way, Matt,
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  Speaker 4: to get Olsen on our broadcast. He does any game,
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  Speaker 4: but yet we hear Olsen. Do you think that... That
• 13:45
  Speaker 4: was actually an upgrade, wasn't it, than Brando and Millen?
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  Speaker 4: I got to tell you, after a while, I kind
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  Speaker 4: of got used to it. At one point, though, I
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  Speaker 4: got confused because the game where the audio was bled
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  Speaker 4: through went to commercial break.
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  Speaker 3: So I naturally just went, oh, okay. Then I realized, oh,
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  Speaker 3: the Panthers are still on the TV.
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  Speaker 4: My mind was like, oh, commercial time.
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  Speaker 1: The only thing that us and Falcon fans are on
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  Speaker 1: the same page about it when I was listening to
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: Atlanta Radio yesterday is they also were ripping Fox.
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  Speaker 4: For that moment. Falcons fans want the actual video off there.
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  Speaker 4: They were cool with the audio.