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DONKEY: Florida Woman Calls 911 On Herself To Legally Steal A Car · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: I've really got Bronx trunk Donkey.
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  Speaker 2: We in a bronk.
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  Speaker 1: Sucky's not setting us. The craziest people in America come
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  Speaker 1: from the Bronx and all the pool La.
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  Speaker 2: Why does the Sunshine State consistently produce such strange news?
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  Speaker 1: If I've catched all that tresy, I'm whizz legend.
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  Speaker 2: That it be many wacky news stories out of Florida.
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  Speaker 2: On the Breakfast Club.
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  Speaker 1: That kills me every time, Man's lutha Kodak black Man.
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  Speaker 1: Donkey of Today for Monday, June tenth, goes to a
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  Speaker 1: thirty seven year old Florida woman named Christy Turman. Now,
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  Speaker 1: what did your uncle Sharla always tell you about the
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  Speaker 1: great state of Florida. The craziest people in America come
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  Speaker 1: from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is
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  Speaker 1: no exception. In fact, today is so nuts. I'm still
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  Speaker 1: trying to figure out the why. See, Christy woke up
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  Speaker 1: and decided today is the day she wanted to steal
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  Speaker 1: a car. Not just steal a car, she wanted to
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  Speaker 1: steal a car from an actual dealership. Her reasoning for
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  Speaker 1: wanting to steal a car from an actual dealership was
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  Speaker 1: so she could do it legally. I can't make this
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  Speaker 1: kind of stuff up. Let's go to do with Channel
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  Speaker 1: eight for the report, please.
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  Speaker 2: And Zaphanie's responded to a call from a female stating
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  Speaker 2: that she was attempting to steal a vehicle from the
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  Speaker 2: dealership parking lot and wanted the police to know so
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  Speaker 2: she could do it legally. Take a listen to the.
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  Speaker 1: Nine to one to one call because I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: steal a car that's not legally mine.
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  Speaker 2: So y'all gotta go make a report. I'm reporting this.
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  Speaker 2: Deputy's arrihyved on scene and observe the thirty seven year
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  Speaker 2: old Christy Leeterman exiting the driver's side of the stolen Corolla.
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  Speaker 2: According to termin she was being trained in a game
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  Speaker 2: of Black Ops to steal a car, but called nine
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  Speaker 2: one one an attempt to make her car jacking legal.
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  Speaker 2: Termann was arrested and charged with trespassing. Her history includes
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  Speaker 2: a variety of charges such as petty theft, robbery, and
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  Speaker 2: aggravated battery.
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  Speaker 1: I steal. I don't know what the hell is going
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  Speaker 1: on here. Steal a car from the dealership so she
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  Speaker 1: could do it legally. There is no such thing. Babe,
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  Speaker 1: where did you think you could steal a car legally?
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  Speaker 1: Where you learned that from YouTube? You heard the phone
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  Speaker 1: called Christy told deputy she was being trained in a
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  Speaker 1: game of black ops to steal a car, but called
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  Speaker 1: authorities to make her car jacking illegal. I'm concerned that
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  Speaker 1: deputies did not find any drugs. Okay. You know when
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  Speaker 1: you hear a story like this, you know you waiting
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  Speaker 1: to hear that the person was on drugs. I had
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  Speaker 1: some type of mental issues. None of that, okay, none
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  Speaker 1: of that here. This is just pure uncut flaida, all right,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm trying to steal a car that's not legally mine,
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  Speaker 1: So y'all better come make a report. I'm reporting this.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means, all right. I
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  Speaker 1: literally did some research, and by research, I mean I
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  Speaker 1: had my folks asked chat GPT, and chat GPT said
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  Speaker 1: it's not possible to legally steal a car. Just in
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  Speaker 1: case you needed to know, all right, it said, stealing
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  Speaker 1: a car is a criminal act and it's punishable by law.
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  Speaker 1: If you are interested in acquiring a car, you should
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  Speaker 1: consider legal mefaits such as one purchasing buying a car
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  Speaker 1: from a dealership or a private seller. Two leasing leasing
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  Speaker 1: a car from a dealership, which allows you to use
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  Speaker 1: the car for a set period while making monthly payments.
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  Speaker 1: Three renting renting a car for short term use from
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  Speaker 1: a rental agency. And four financing getting a loan from
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  Speaker 1: a bank or financial institution to buy a car. If
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  Speaker 1: you have any questions about these processes or need advice
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  Speaker 1: on acquiring a car legally, feel free to ask. That's
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  Speaker 1: what chat GPT told us. Okay, the moral of the
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  Speaker 1: story is there is no legal way to steal a car.
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  Speaker 1: This young lady says she was being trained in a
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  Speaker 1: game of black ops. I didn't even know they steal
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  Speaker 1: cars in black ops. I thought that was grand theft auto. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is like getting caught with kilo's and cocaine and
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  Speaker 1: saying you was being trained in a game of narcoles
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  Speaker 1: Rides of the cartel. Look, man, I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: else to tell y'all. Okay, but there is no legal
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  Speaker 1: way to steal a car. And Christy was arrested and
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  Speaker 1: it's facing treuspassing charges. And what bothers me the most
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  Speaker 1: about this is I took the time to google and
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  Speaker 1: do chat GPT just to make sure I wasn't missing
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  Speaker 1: some because hey, Christy may know something that we don't know.
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  Speaker 1: But guess what, I'm mad at myself now because I
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  Speaker 1: knew better my spirit the spiritual being than I am,
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  Speaker 1: one hundred percent knew that there was no legal way
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  Speaker 1: to steal a car. But the human in me just
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  Speaker 1: couldn't accept that. So I went digging and I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: find not one solitary reason for her to do this
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  Speaker 1: other than she's from Florida. Please give Christie Terman the
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  Speaker 1: sweet times of the Hamiltons. You oh the day, ye
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  Speaker 1: oh the day. Ye all right, well, thank you for that.
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