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BEST BITS: What's On The What? · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: The hot Ache, Big Show with Toledos, all the good stuff.
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Speaker 2: No nasties try it today, fellows. I was doing a
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Speaker 2: little bit of reading, I tell it suddenly came up
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Speaker 2: on my Instagram feet that was so close.
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Speaker 3: That's that's not true at all.
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Speaker 2: And this thing that it was banging on about led
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Speaker 2: me to do a little bit of research on the
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Speaker 2: old interweb there, and what this fellow was saying was
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Speaker 2: and I didn't know this. I don't know how I
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Speaker 2: didn't know this, but alcohol is a group one carcinogen,
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Speaker 2: A carcinogen being something that gives you cancer, right, Group
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Speaker 2: one being the most cancerous of the group's zyd And
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Speaker 2: what it was saying was, if you have a bottle
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Speaker 2: of wine, yes one, it's just a standy sort of
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Speaker 2: Tuesday evening, just you on your own watching Tally Keezy.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Fine.
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Speaker 2: Is the equivalent of smoking five cigarettes if you're if
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Speaker 2: you're a man, or smoking ten cigarettes if you're a woman. Well,
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Speaker 2: I thought that's about sixes. Yeah, I know, we'll tell
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Speaker 2: the cancer. Yeah, that's that's not the worst thing about
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Speaker 2: the cancer. The worst thing about the cancer is it
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Speaker 2: kills millions and minutes.
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Speaker 3: I know.
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Speaker 2: The fact that it's sexes is probably admirable compared to
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Speaker 2: some of its other personality traits. The main point, it's
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Speaker 2: a murderer, and you're worried about it being sexes. What
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Speaker 2: you're right, I think you're getting distract.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, totally, you are.
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Speaker 3: Just I admire the sexism. You're right is admirable.
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Speaker 5: So back in the day then, when I was drinking
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Speaker 5: four bottles of wine and smashing two packs of diaries.
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Speaker 4: Yes, so what's that that's responsibly there's sixty daries to night?
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Speaker 2: Well, I think I don't know. I think if you
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Speaker 2: if you drink a bottle of wine and that means
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Speaker 2: it's five cigarettes for us as men.
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Speaker 6: Yes, still seems a bit sex is because we should
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Speaker 6: get ten cigarettes.
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Speaker 2: Why do they get all the cigarette Yeah exactly. If
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Speaker 2: I was ringing a bottle of wine and that's smoking
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Speaker 2: five cigarettes. If I smoke five cigarettes, I think then
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Speaker 2: they cancel each other out.
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Speaker 3: Yeah totally.
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Speaker 6: Well, he are you sure that's how it works, because yeah,
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Speaker 6: I don't know anything about it.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, that's the thing.
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Speaker 6: You don't preface it just by saying I don't know
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Speaker 6: anything about it. But it seems like you'd be adding
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Speaker 6: to the total, not taking away from the totel.
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Speaker 4: No, I think it does work like that. It's a
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Speaker 4: weird thing where they cancel each other out.
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Speaker 2: It is a weird thing. So you know when you
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Speaker 2: multiply a negative and a negative anything by yeah, racle
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Speaker 2: is a positive. I think this is one of those instances.
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Speaker 2: So it becomes a good thing.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: So it's like when I was smoking, say forty darries
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Speaker 5: a day or at night and having four bottles of wine.
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Speaker 5: So I'm actually coming out on the positive there because
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Speaker 5: the forty daries are canceling out the twenty darries from
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Speaker 5: the wine.
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Speaker 4: It's almost like I'm going to the gym. Yes, you
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Speaker 4: know what I mean, because it's the.
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Speaker 6: So the important thing is to go to bed on
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Speaker 6: zero or in the positive. Yes, right, and it does it?
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Speaker 6: Do you just not drink wine if wine is so
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Speaker 6: bad for you know, I think it's I think it's
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Speaker 6: specifically wine is the problem. Yeah, crave I'm getting when
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Speaker 6: I start drinking, I'm going to go back to probably
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Speaker 6: beers because beers carcinogens.
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Speaker 2: Well, it doesn't say anything specifically. See us here, drinking
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Speaker 2: a bottle of wine is equivalent to smoking five cigarettes
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Speaker 2: for men ten cigarettes for a woman, no mention of
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Speaker 2: any other alcohol.
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Speaker 6: So all women should not be allowed to drink wine
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Speaker 6: because it's so bad for them.
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Speaker 3: Well that's I'll be honest. That sounds a little bit sick. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: he's terrible. No, it's just really a battle of wine.
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Speaker 4: They need to smoke ten darries.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, sure, I don't know where he goes straight to
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Speaker 6: the six. I'm sorry, fellas, I just I misread the situation.
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Speaker 5: Was a touch of racism, and there.
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Speaker 1: Was the Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on
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Speaker 1: Radio Hodarchy.
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Speaker 6: This does involve golf, but I promise you it's not
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Speaker 6: about golf stuff. It's about an ethical dilemma. So played
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Speaker 6: with Manias Shirt from the Breakfast Show, Hoidy, Jane and
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Speaker 6: another friend of ours guy, and we're all standing off
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Speaker 6: to the side of the tea box Mania admittedly a
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Speaker 6: little bit in front of the tea box, but often
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Speaker 6: the like you'd have to be pivot ninety degrees to
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Speaker 6: get anywhere near us. I'm leaning on my driverdyj is
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Speaker 6: standing a foot away from me, so it's shouldered shoulder
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Speaker 6: pretty much because he got his hand around you. No,
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Speaker 6: but he probably could have it on my left shoulder.
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Speaker 6: If you were on my left side, that's how close
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Speaker 6: he was when I had tease off. The ball shoots
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Speaker 6: directly at us at shin height, full pace, full pace,
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Speaker 6: managed to get towards you.
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Speaker 4: It's just a freak of nature.
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Speaker 6: It just hit the heel of his club shot at us.
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Speaker 6: There's three of us standing in a line. I'm leaning
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Speaker 6: on my club. I hear Jase go ah and like,
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Speaker 6: go for cop. Oh my god, it' hit Jase. I
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Speaker 6: then looked down and realized it is. The ball has
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Speaker 6: flown through and hit the shaft of my club, has
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Speaker 6: hit my shaft and has snapped my club into Wow.
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Speaker 6: Now that is like Admittedly, the only thing skinnier than
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Speaker 6: the shaft was probably Hoodie J's legs, but it managed
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Speaker 6: to hit the second skinniest thing in that line.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, snapping in half.
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Speaker 6: It was a freak accident, and I have to His
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Speaker 6: credit was straight away like, oh, just find that club
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Speaker 6: on trade me and I'll just buy it for you.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. But I'm like, but it was like an accident.
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Speaker 6: You know. The issue I'm having is does do I
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Speaker 6: find the exact same club and make him pay full
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Speaker 6: price for it?
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Speaker 1: You know?
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Speaker 3: What I mean, what's your vibe on it?
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Speaker 5: Can I just do a very brief deviation sidebar here?
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Speaker 5: Before he played the shot Mogi on my life, I
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Speaker 5: in my head went, this is going to come straight
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Speaker 5: at us.
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Speaker 3: He was aiming sort of towards.
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Speaker 4: Us and.
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Speaker 5: Bang the very next second, it just it was a
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Speaker 5: freakish moment and then snap, snap.
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Speaker 3: His goal fighter.
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Speaker 6: I thought it had broken your leg or something.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was ridiculous.
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Speaker 2: You must think that every time he tease off, though
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Speaker 2: it just happens at this time. You're right, which is
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Speaker 2: what makes it memorable.
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Speaker 5: That's fair. But no, this was very clear it's going
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Speaker 5: to come straight at us. I don't know where it came.
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Speaker 3: From, Probably because you've got a clear void.
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Speaker 5: I think.
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Speaker 3: Is that the point of this break is that you're
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Speaker 3: clear void?
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Speaker 5: No, I think in terms of the dina emma, I
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Speaker 5: mean his it is his fault, as.
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Speaker 6: It is, right, but it's fish.
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Speaker 3: I think he should get you another one.
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Speaker 2: I think going halves would be it's not his fault,
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Speaker 2: but it is his fault, and it's like, can you
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Speaker 2: make him pay for the whole I don't know, see right, Yeah,
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Speaker 2: I think so because I was like I don't think.
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Speaker 2: I don't think it's right that he pays buys a
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Speaker 2: whole new thing because it was an excellent But at
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Speaker 2: the same time, you'd still have a club.
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Speaker 3: I still have a club. Yeah, So why should you
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Speaker 3: have to pay for it? I shouldn't have to pay anything.
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Speaker 5: You're not you're not accounting for the fact that he
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Speaker 5: works in breakfast either.
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Speaker 3: You know already on three for three. Make him pay.
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Speaker 6: He's on breakfast radio money, so he can definitely afford.
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Speaker 5: A yeah, yeah, and then compete to what we get.
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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what the obvious thing to do here
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Speaker 2: is whoever wins the relay pays for the club. You
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Speaker 2: can have a side bet.
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Speaker 6: But I shouldn't have to pay for the whole club.
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Speaker 3: You might have to, but you might have to pay
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Speaker 3: for none of it.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, but it could be like, if we win, you
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Speaker 6: pay for the whole club. If you guys win, you
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Speaker 6: just pay for half pay the other half, right, you know?
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
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Speaker 6: But three four right?
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Speaker 4: Three?
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Speaker 3: Let us know you're But.
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Speaker 2: There's no there's no double or nothing in it for him.
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Speaker 2: Then there's only double in something. So why is he
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Speaker 2: going to.
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Speaker 6: Take that bet because he's already offered to buy the whole.
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Speaker 3: Thing out right.
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Speaker 6: Okay, it's weird because I'm not going to be like, man,
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Speaker 6: you like, there was a one in a million shot,
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Speaker 6: you know what I mean. Yeah, But also if he
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Speaker 6: wasn't there, I'd still have a sweet golf club.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, three four h three.
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Speaker 6: By the way, feel free to give your opinion on
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Speaker 6: this spicy matter.
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Speaker 1: The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
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Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod A Key.
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Speaker 4: Hey, tell you what I did Fellas yesterday.
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Speaker 3: Go on.
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Speaker 5: I got some security cameras put on the exterior of
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Speaker 5: my house there.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, well they put about yourself.
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, tell you of course, yeah yeah yeah.
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Speaker 3: I don't want to get anybody around to do that.
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Speaker 4: Mates.
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Speaker 5: You know, this is the thing about all the work
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Speaker 5: experience I've had in my life. I don't need trades
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Speaker 5: and stuff like that, roofing whatever, painting. I just do
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Speaker 5: it all myself, installing my own kitchen.
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Speaker 3: The way I look at it is if they can
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Speaker 3: do it, I.
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Speaker 4: Can do it totally.
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Speaker 3: Mate. What brand cameras were they?
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Speaker 4: As?
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Speaker 5: You know, as long as I can see someone doing
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Speaker 5: it one one time, yeah, I go Okay, Okay, that's
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Speaker 5: that's how you do it.
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Speaker 4: What was that Keezy Sarry?
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Speaker 3: What brand cameras? Were they the ones?
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Speaker 4: What do you mean brand?
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Speaker 5: What?
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Speaker 6: What did you go and buy them? And when you
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Speaker 6: bought them? What did they say on the box?
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Speaker 3: What brand?
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Speaker 4: Exterior house cameras?
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Speaker 2: It's all about the brandy were his country road cool stuff?
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Speaker 5: The old fade nicely on, nicely iron T shirts and stuff.
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Speaker 3: But anyway came so.
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Speaker 5: I said that, mate, Jeez, last night was a revelation.
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Speaker 5: I tell you, no surprise to tell you old Kim
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Speaker 5: dot Com rummaging around there and the yeah, back in
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Speaker 5: the bends.
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Speaker 3: What's he looking for in there?
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Speaker 5: I don't know, mate, to be honest, he's lost a
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Speaker 5: lot of weight, is he? But he just sort of
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Speaker 5: rummages around and he just sort of fatasses around the place.
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Speaker 4: He doesn't really do anything, steers vacantly.
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Speaker 2: People I've been some people love bens. Yeah, there's a
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Speaker 2: lot of mystery in a bend to there.
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Speaker 3: We don't know.
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Speaker 5: Yeahs bed mate, when I was doing that, when I
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Speaker 5: was undercover and stuff, that was the first place I
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Speaker 5: went for when I was, you know, on the case
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Speaker 5: of someone, I'd go into their bins check it out.
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Speaker 5: It was Kim what was Yeah, definitely came Oay, I
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Speaker 5: put it on my Insta. Actually, what my some of
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Speaker 5: the footage that I got last night really yeah?
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Speaker 4: Yeah?
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Speaker 3: What else?
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Speaker 5: What was really disturbing was that I came out at
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Speaker 5: about two thirty in the morning out in the lawn
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Speaker 5: there in the.
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Speaker 4: Front lawn, back one out.
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Speaker 3: Oh you on your lawn?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, totally naked? Yeah, just what waltzed out there?
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Speaker 5: I looked like I was in a bit of a daze,
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Speaker 5: backed one out and then swem back to bed again.
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Speaker 5: I have no recollection of going out and taking a
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Speaker 5: dump on my lawn because I've been saying to my
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Speaker 5: wife lately, there is so many poos on the lawn
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Speaker 5: at the moment.
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Speaker 4: Surely it can't be.
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Speaker 5: I mean, there must be another bloody dog coming in,
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Speaker 5: because even though our property is quite secure, bloody.
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Speaker 4: Poos all over the Yeah, And I think to myself, God,
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Speaker 4: has that been me?
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Speaker 5: Well, it sounds like you know, And the thing is,
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Speaker 5: they're all scattered. Gun, They're not in just one spot.
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Speaker 5: There's poos all over the place.
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Speaker 3: That sounds like the work of a human.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a pretty precise about where they lay went down.
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Speaker 6: Do you do the thing where you tidy it up
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Speaker 6: like dogs.
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Speaker 5: Do exactly keys with my back with my hands there,
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Speaker 5: I just pull up all the grass and I do
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Speaker 5: that thing with my ass along the grass as well,
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Speaker 5: you know, just to give it a bit of wipe off.
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Speaker 3: Drink when you get up in the morning. You're Kevin.
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Speaker 4: Ken two stains on the sheets.
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Speaker 1: The Whodarkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
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Speaker 5: Kesy Gezey had a sleepless night last night, Mogie And
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Speaker 5: the reason for that is, you know, one of the
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Speaker 5: most successful parts of our show is a section that
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Speaker 5: we've been doing for two years, three three years, and
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Speaker 5: it's like an eternity. What's for teen New Zealand with
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Speaker 5: me Kesy.
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Speaker 6: For those that don't know, after six, once or twice
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Speaker 6: a week we'll put the text line out there and say, hey,
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Speaker 6: what are you having for dinner? Text three three four
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Speaker 6: eight three? You tell us We talk about it on air,
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Speaker 6: you know, Old Shane's having eggs on toast.
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Speaker 3: Yes, it's really great content. People love it. They loving it, yeah,
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Speaker 3: based on what like it? Oh, totally, man, it's great.
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Speaker 6: So and you guys are pitching that we changed the
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Speaker 6: name of it.
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Speaker 2: The thing is, the thing about is we've it's been
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Speaker 2: going for a while, and every now and again you
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Speaker 2: just need a bit of a refresh when it comes
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Speaker 2: to radio keys. And you won't know this is a
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Speaker 2: broadcasting idea, yeah man, And so every now and again
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Speaker 2: just needs a bit of a breathe, a bit of
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Speaker 2: fresh life into it, new new life, agreed, But a
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Speaker 2: few green sprouts the akis, you know what I mean.
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Speaker 6: It's sort of like how you got you two and
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Speaker 6: then they added me.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly it one percent like that, And so
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Speaker 2: you know we're going ahead and need another refresh soon.
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Speaker 6: Hey Pagson, what are you up to? Yeah, bad news
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Speaker 6: for you, j man.
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Speaker 2: So what we thought we'd do is why not bring
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Speaker 2: things into the line because we've also got another segment,
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Speaker 2: also hugely popular.
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Speaker 3: But what's it called.
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Speaker 4: What's What's on the What's on.
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Speaker 3: The What's on the Telly? With Megi that one, okay,
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Speaker 3: which is where I.
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Speaker 2: Talk about what's on the Telly because of what I've
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Speaker 2: been watching kesy or film just so you know, So
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Speaker 2: we thought why not rename your segment and rename it
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Speaker 2: what's on the Dinner with Me kesy, And that means
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Speaker 2: we've sort of got a couple of segments that are
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Speaker 2: similarly aligned in terms of their branding, and they sort
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Speaker 2: of feed each other in terms of the popularity. Because
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Speaker 2: at the moment we've got disparate, disparate messaging across those segments.
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Speaker 4: It's no carry on.
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Speaker 2: So the idea is to change it from what do
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Speaker 2: you call it? What's for tea New Zealand which I
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Speaker 2: can never remember, to what's on the Dinner with me keys?
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Speaker 5: And can I just say that happened actually, if you're
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Speaker 5: a cool mogi organically it was actually from you that
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Speaker 5: and we heard it and went hello, yeah.
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Speaker 6: So here's the original segment. That is what it sounds like.
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Speaker 6: Oh you hey, guys, text here from Steve.
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Speaker 3: What's your teas land with me?
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Speaker 6: Ki?
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Speaker 3: Makes sense?
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Speaker 2: Sharp, snappy, sting, There nothing wrong with it. It's been
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Speaker 2: absolutely hammered for the last three years. Just have a
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Speaker 2: look to listen to the fresh one.
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Speaker 6: And so this is what you guys are proposing. We
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Speaker 6: change it to what's on the dinner? Are you hey?
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Speaker 3: Guys?
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Speaker 6: Text here from Steve, what's on the Dinner with Me?
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Speaker 2: Ki? That does see the T shirts and the caps
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Speaker 2: flying out the door, tea towels, aprons.
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Speaker 6: Yes, it doesn't make.
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Speaker 4: All of that stuff. Play it again, please.
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Speaker 6: Just it doesn't make any sense whatsoever?
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Speaker 1: Are you?
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Speaker 6: Hey, guys text here from Steve what's on the dinner
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Speaker 6: with me?
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Speaker 2: Because that's right, it doesn't it doesn't make sense to
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Speaker 2: not use it. So I guess here we are. We're
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Speaker 2: in a position where we're at loggerheads and we want
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Speaker 2: to we want to be able to agree. So why
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Speaker 2: not have a binding referendum over the text machine? So
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Speaker 2: three on three four eight three, tell us what you think.
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Speaker 2: And also we're going to have it up on the Instagram.
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Speaker 2: We'll have a poll there. You can choose which one
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Speaker 2: you like, and this will be a binding referendum. That's right,
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Speaker 2: and the winning one has to get to fifty one
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Speaker 2: percent agreemute.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 6: You can also if you'd like to call up and
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Speaker 6: express your opinions. Oh, eight hundred hodarchy. Also fifty dollars
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Speaker 6: reburg avouchers are on offer for people that get involved
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Speaker 6: with the show.
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Speaker 3: The text come through here. That new one sounds sick, yeah,
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Speaker 3: thank you, No, that's person just taking the piss.
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Speaker 4: I'm over.
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Speaker 5: I have an overwhelming sense of where we're going with this.
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Speaker 6: This one just get rid of both of the man keysy.
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Speaker 1: The whole acting Big Show with Jason ik Keasy. Tune
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Speaker 1: in weekdays at four on Radio.
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Speaker 5: Hod Ikey Valentine's Day, of course, got a few texts
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Speaker 5: that are coming, and keep them coming, by the way
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Speaker 5: on three four eighty three.
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Speaker 4: And remember, of course.
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Speaker 5: Everyone that does that goes in the drawer for a
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Speaker 5: fifty dollars night.
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Speaker 4: And Day voucher.
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Speaker 3: Bloody amazing.
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Speaker 2: Hey, hell of a hell of a Valentine's Day today.
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Speaker 2: You've always been in a bit of a old school
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Speaker 2: romantic chase. Yeah, I have what did you get up to?
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Speaker 3: Do you go? From the moment you wake up?
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Speaker 4: Do you get up?
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Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I do.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, And it's a bit of a sort of I
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Speaker 5: guess the only concern I have about my sort of
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Speaker 5: Valentine's Day stuff now is it's getting a bit cliche
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Speaker 5: because I do it every year. I have the same
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Speaker 5: I get up, I make my wife breakfast in bed, yes,
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Speaker 5: with her morning coffee, and then she reads for a
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Speaker 5: little while and I just give her a foot rub
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Speaker 5: while she's reading.
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Speaker 4: She quite enjoys that.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, and then she goes and has a shower and
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Speaker 5: gets change and comes out into the lounge, a lounge
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Speaker 5: which are sort of bedecked with hundreds and hundreds of
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Speaker 5: flowers just all over gallans just everywhere in the lounge,
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Speaker 5: in the kitchen area. And and I leave a little
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Speaker 5: note on the on the bench. They're just saying a
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Speaker 5: very simple I love you, the little love heart with
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Speaker 5: a little C B for jh Arrow going.
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Speaker 4: Through the what about yourself?
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Speaker 2: Sort of similar. We actually, you know a lot of
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Speaker 2: people take their birthdays off each year. We take Valentine's
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Speaker 2: side because it's that special to us. Very similar to
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Speaker 2: start to the day st rather than you know, my
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Speaker 2: wife reading, I read to her lovely, lovely, And what
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Speaker 2: I read to her is every year, I sort of
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Speaker 2: throughout the year, I'll work on a poem. Yeah, I've
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Speaker 2: got to hear if you guys want to sure, definitely,
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Speaker 2: I raven trust my midnight flame, whose eyes outshine the
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Speaker 2: starry frame and shadows deep. Your beauty gleams the echo
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Speaker 2: of my heart, pure dreams, the voice a silver brook,
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Speaker 2: soft flow. Doth hush my fears, doth calm my woe,
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Speaker 2: and every glance of boundless sky, a tempest wild, a lullaby.
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Speaker 4: Wow.
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Speaker 2: If angels dwell in Realm's unseen, they borrow from my
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Speaker 2: great from thy grace, serene, No Eden, fear nor heaven
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Speaker 2: bright can rival thee my day.
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Speaker 3: My night, lovely.
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Speaker 2: So take this vow, my heart, my breath, thy name.
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Speaker 2: I'll sing through life and death and every throb in
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Speaker 2: every prayer forever Zara find me there.
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Speaker 3: I love the use of throb there. Yeah, that's beautiful.
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Speaker 4: That must make her a bit teary.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's appreciated, even though it comes from
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Speaker 2: the heart.
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Speaker 4: Sure, man, sure, what did you get up to you there? Kisy?
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Speaker 6: Honest fells mine got off on the wrong foot, got up,
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Speaker 6: My wife is up before me, went to the toilet,
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Speaker 6: came out just with a towel on, and she goes,
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Speaker 6: did you really have to just go bomb the toilet
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Speaker 6: just as I was on a rush to go to work.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's hot. So instantly we were in an argument.
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Speaker 6: And then I'm oh, happy Valentine's Day to you as well,
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Speaker 6: which is the worst thing you shouldn't I shouldn't have
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Speaker 6: said that.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, And then you should have seen that. Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 3: it was fine.
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Speaker 6: I then had some cereal, some wheatbooks bites, and she
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Speaker 6: came over for a kiss goodbye, and I had milk
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Speaker 6: and cereal on my lip. She kissed me and then
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Speaker 6: had it on her lip and she goes, that's disgusting.
18:29
Speaker 6: I'm never kissing you again.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: And then she's ah, because there were eggs on the table.
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Speaker 6: She's like, you're not making eggs sandwiches and I was like, yeah,
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Speaker 6: I am. She's like great, so gonna be farting later on,
18:41
Speaker 6: and Stuart, you were saying our ear as well.
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Speaker 4: Then what well?
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Speaker 5: No that she left and then she came back in
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Speaker 5: just as you were ripping ass on the couch.
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Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, and then once again I just doubled down.
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Speaker 6: Happy Valentine's Day.
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Speaker 3: How long you been married for? Man? Only two years?
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Speaker 3: Still got it? Yeah, still got it? Man, Still got
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Speaker 3: that old magic.
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Speaker 3: This is breaking news.
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Speaker 6: Do do Sorry, it wasn't ready for that, so hey guys,
19:19
Speaker 6: a bit of breaking news here.
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Speaker 2: Old hoardy Jay's been on the chips again from the
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Speaker 2: acc and he has just been absolutely hoovering them up.
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Speaker 2: It's been a shocking display. Earlier on people have heard
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Speaker 2: them still chewing them during the break and I just
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Speaker 2: want to formally apologize on behalf of the Big Show
19:36
Speaker 2: because that's not us.
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Speaker 3: Man.
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Speaker 5: Can I just clarify a few things here if I may.
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Speaker 5: I was chewing some half priced sushi first and foremost,
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Speaker 5: but a tuna and a ball of rice. The chips
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Speaker 5: that were spoken of were stolen by one Michael Minogue
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Speaker 5: who then did his usual customary two fists minogi as
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Speaker 5: they call them, and has been hurrying through them like
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Speaker 5: an absolute chair.
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Speaker 6: You know what's funny about this is they used to
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Speaker 6: keep their chips just out in the open and their
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Speaker 6: office right there with the window in it.
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Speaker 3: That's right.
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Speaker 6: We could see them started eating them until they moved
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Speaker 6: them into like another office around the corner. And then
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Speaker 6: old Houghdy J found them and started eating them, smiffed
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Speaker 6: them out, and then they put them in the A
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Speaker 6: C studio but they hid them but they know, but
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Speaker 6: they just put them in the studio sort of behind
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Speaker 6: the setawe bit Hardy J found them started eating them.
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Speaker 3: They then moved.
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Speaker 6: Them right the way back around the set into it
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Speaker 6: like you have to walk to a full loop of
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Speaker 6: the whole room to get to them. It actually fooled me.
20:39
Speaker 6: I gave that we thought that the sponsorship had stopped. Yeah,
20:42
Speaker 6: but they just hidden them and then of course old
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Speaker 6: houghdy j found them. Keezy, but Mogi is the one
20:47
Speaker 6: that's been stealing with Caezy.
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Speaker 4: Be honest with me, be honest here on are okay?
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Speaker 4: Can you do that for me?
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Speaker 5: Who told me where the chips were in the act.
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Speaker 6: I don't follow you around and document everything that I did.
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Speaker 4: Thank you.
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Speaker 3: I told them where they were.
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Speaker 6: Hey, So what I just say because one day I
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Speaker 6: was quite hungry, but I just want to steal.
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Speaker 3: I didn't want to see them coward.
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