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Ep. 141 - Good Morning Aint Enough · Afternoon Tea Podcast

• 0:11
  SPEAKER_02: Hello yeah Yeah uh uh do some cause you won't notice.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, what up y'all?
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_02: Welcome to afternoon tea with the biggest pot head, killer Ben B.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_02: Where we sim, spill, and be messy.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_02: But first, what you say, but I'm not gonna lie to y'all, I just got some water today.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not feeling well, so your girl trying to nurse herself back together.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_02: And I just got water.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, I don't know what else to say.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_02: Um, what are y'all drinking?
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_02: What have y'all drinked this weekend?
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_02: What's tea?
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_02: What's going on?
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_01: I've been drinking water too.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_01: I haven't been feeling good lately.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_01: I think COVID is coming back.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_03: The fuck wrong with you?
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's coming back strong too, guys.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_02: You can't just drop that C-word like that, bro.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_02: Why are you here?
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_01: So I haven't been feeling well.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_02: But why are you here?
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_02: No, I what the fuck?
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_01: I haven't been feeling well, but no, I haven't been feeling well.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_02: She's not been feeling her best, and don't say it because you're fucking weird.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_01: He wanna say it so bad.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_01: He wanna say it bad.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_01: Like a little bad kiss.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_03: I would never do you.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_03: Whoa.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_02: The listers need to know that ass back.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I know.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we still don't water.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, gang.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_02: We went well mean the spoil.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_02: But tell us what y'all are drinking again.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_02: Don't have to just be tea.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_02: I'll be seeing y'all talking about y'all drinking Ciroc and shit.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_02: Tell me what y'all drinking in the comments.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_02: People still fuck with Ciroc.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_02: You look like a Ciroc pot kind of person.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_02: No, you do.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_03: You look like Ciroc nigga.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_03: I swear you do.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_03: And VSOP hen.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_02: VSOP hen.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_03: That shit is smooth.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_02: Sharon, do not buck him up.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_02: Somebody knows.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_03: Thank thank you, Sharon Squad.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_01: I don't like Hennessy, but okay.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_03: But have you had the VSOP?
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_01: No, I haven't.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_03: Try it.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_01: I'll try.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_02: What'd it do?
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_02: Make you horny.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_02: Make you use them blue chews.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_03: Where that box.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_02: That is women's health.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_02: You just horny.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_02: It replense.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_02: Look, she hennes to you.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_03: Nah, the VSOP hennesy is definitely dope, though.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_02: When I get a deal with replense, it ain't gonna be funny.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_02: It ain't gonna be funny no more.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_03: What's the other shit that came out?
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_03: I think she sold the company.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_03: Uh Honeypot?
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_03: Honeypot.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_03: Did she sell it or is that just a rumor?
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_01: I think she did sell it.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_01: Like a Porsche, a large portion or something.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_03: I kept yeah, I saw the little commercial on Instagram.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_02: What do you know about women's vaginal health since you want to keep talking about it?
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_02: You don't even know what a clit is.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_03: Ooh.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_01: And you was married?
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_01: That poor, poor lady.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_02: About vaginal health.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna get dead on your motherfucking ass.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_02: Fat booty.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways, follow the show after the whole podcast platform.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_02: YouTube's nigga look like Ravis from the whole time.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_02: Fat booty.
• 3:02
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• 3:08
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• 3:10
  SPEAKER_02: Please like, comment, share, subscribe.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_02: Y'all done?
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_02: What if I saw my capping back?
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_02: Don't say nothing.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_02: That's all that I asked, fat booty.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_02: Two eight one.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_02: And Ray B.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_02: That's all that I asked.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_02: What I'm still Hello Smiley.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_03: Come on, Raven Small.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_01: Why you calling this lady Raven Small?
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_01: Was Drewski with the glasses?
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_01: Did he just redo Raven Small?
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_02: Nah, see.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_01: Why he do that?
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_01: What's wrong with Drewski's?
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_01: Leave our queen alone.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_02: Let's talk about Drewski's budget.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_02: The budget has gone up.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_03: It did.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_03: And it keeps falling up.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_03: I fucked with it.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, me too.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_01: It keeps going up.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_01: He's doing exactly what he's doing.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_03: I know everybody thinks it's controversial, but it actually brings awareness to the fucked up shit that's going on.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_03: Like when he did the NFL skit.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_03: Because a lot of people forgot about it.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_02: Forgot about what?
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_03: CT.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_02: Ain't nobody forgot about that.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_02: Y'all motherfuckers rooting for them teams every month.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_02: Every Saturday forgot about it.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_02: Let me ask y'all another question, unrelated.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_02: I saw Colin Kaepernick doing his round of what was he doing?
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_02: Press for his book.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_02: And in that conversation, everybody started talking down on Jay-Z.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_02: Not to defend Jay-Z.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_02: NFL need they ass whoop.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_02: Terrible organization.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_02: But why is it okay for y'all to buy jerseys, tickets, etc.?
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_02: Watch y'all games all weekend, but Jay-Z can't work with them.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_01: I don't get it either.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_02: You can turn off your TV.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_02: Now I understand.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_01: What were they saying about Jay-Z?
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_01: And what do they want him to do exactly?
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_02: And in a nutshell, he's a sellout for working with the NFL.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_02: And taking money from them, knowing their history of basically locking Colin Kaepernick out of the NFL.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_02: But my thing is, Colin Kaepernick has still been trying to work with the NFL.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_02: So it's a he's still been auditioning.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_02: What's it called?
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, practice squad and everything.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_02: So why is it good for the geese and not the gander?
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_02: Again, not defending Jay-Z.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_02: NFL's a terrible organization.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_02: They got niggas out there getting CT.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_02: But it's a little contradiction going on here.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_02: Now I understand us being tied down by what they call the oligarchs, whatever the fuck.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_02: These rich billionaires, like shit with Amazon making it impossible to get away from them because they own every fucking thing.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_02: But you can turn off the NFL.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_01: You can simply stop watching, you can simply stop participating.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_02: You can stop buying jerseys, you can stop going to games, tailgames, all of that if you think that what Jay-Z is doing is so bad.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_01: I agree.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_01: Somebody know that I did I did see that run of um calling cabernet.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_01: Has Jay-Z responded to that at all?
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_02: In a freestyle.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_01: What did he say?
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_01: Do you remember?
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_02: It was at the um when he had that braid out?
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, okay.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_02: He replied.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_02: So he was pretty pissed off.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_02: You mad as fuck, bro.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_01: He's mad as fuck.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_02: But I mean, he got a point.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_02: Y'all niggas is watching the NFL and then you keep auditioning.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_02: You wanna be in the NFL.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_01: Put me in coach head ass.
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_02: You can very well go coach somewhere.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_02: You can do other work.
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_02: You wanna be in the NFL, which is fine.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_02: I understand he should not have been blackballed.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_02: He should have been able to make a statement.
• 6:49
  SPEAKER_02: He wasn't fucking lying.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_02: This country is what it is.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_02: So he wasn't lying.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_02: And he shouldn't have been put out, blackballed, fired, forced out, all of the things.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_02: But you still want to work there.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_02: So also, why is none of the other black people that work in the NFL being held accountable either?
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_02: It's just a weird position to have one without the other, in my opinion.
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm I'm open to critique.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe I'm missing something.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_02: I like to change my mind and become more informed.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_02: But for what I'm saying, y'all are full of shit.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways, that ain't had shit to do with this.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_02: Just thought that I would mention it.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_02: We still want to thank the Pihe community.
• 7:28
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• 7:30
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• 7:34
  SPEAKER_02: We would love to hear from y'all.
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_02: Sharon, how are you enjoying seeing the folks from the other episodes come?
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, for the other platforms come up on our.
• 7:44
  SPEAKER_01: I'm loving it.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_01: I'm very thankful.
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_01: I'm seeing a lot of people saying that they are um listening as well as watching.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_01: And we love y'all too.
• 7:51
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• 7:52
  SPEAKER_01: We understand that y'all are listening at work or while you're driving and you can't necessarily watch, but we thank y'all for giving us that view and coming on over to YouTube.
• 8:00
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• 8:09
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_02: No shade all we're gonna jump right.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_02: What do you say?
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_03: You be doing a church announcement.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_02: The school announcements heads.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_02: Leave Sharon alone.
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_02: We're gonna get right into the church, we're gonna get right into the C because Auntie gotta go get that churkin.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_02: All right, no shade all T.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_02: Did Lil Wayne propose again?
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, brother, this guy stinks.
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_02: Lil Wayne's 23-year-old fiance posted a picture of her pink manicure.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_02: What does that have to do with things?
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_02: On Instagram in the comments or raving about her small hericry.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_02: Killer, why did you put this on the docky?
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_02: Why is your girlfriend younger than your daughter?
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_01: She's younger than Reginae?
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_02: Reginae like 30.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_01: I keep thinking Regina is a baby.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_01: That baby is grown.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_01: Um, Lil Wayne is a fucking weirdo.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_01: And I don't know.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sick of this getting with these young ass girls.
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_01: And why y'all talking about that lady ring?
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not getting with a rich man for a stupid ass ring.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_02: I could just date Ray Ray down the street.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_02: It doesn't matter.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_01: Has Lil Wayne ever been married?
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_02: Who?
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_01: Lil Wayne.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_01: Has he ever been married?
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, Tatoya.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_01: He married Toya?
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_02: Did he?
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think it was.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_01: Was her ring bigger?
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_02: He did marry Toyota Antonia Carla.
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_02: Oh that was her name until she married.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_01: This last nigga.
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_01: She didn't change her name for Memphis.
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_02: This is her third man.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, she did.
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_02: What's his last name?
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, she did.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_02: No, she didn't.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_02: She hyphenated it.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_02: That's not changing it.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_02: She did.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_02: What's his last name?
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_02: Come on, look his last name up.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_02: Who?
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_02: Memphis.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_01: Right, toya right.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, she hyphenated them.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_02: She was going by toy right for a long time.
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, whatever.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_02: Now she's toy Russian, baby.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_02: She loves to change the eye.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_01: I thought she hyphenated.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_02: Down the aisle three times on dog ass hoes.
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_02: Ooh.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_02: Why are you marrying a 23-year-old?
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck Lil Wayne.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sick of this shit.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_01: Why are you married talking to this little girl?
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_02: A child?
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_02: What is going on?
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_02: 23 years ago, Lil Wayne released the Carter One or something.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_02: What is going on?
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_02: Literally, let me look this up.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_02: When the Carter came out.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_03: It was before the Carter was a lifestyle.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_02: I'm finna lock myself out of my mind.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_01: He ain't been married since then.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_01: He ain't married Nibia.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_01: Go on, man.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_01: Nah, the dream married Nibia.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_01: Nibia got that good jug.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_01: Nibby got that good pussy too.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_01: She got that good.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_01: Why are you talking about Kiki Wyatt?
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, Dakota was out when this girl was born.
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_02: This is the carter.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_02: So hold on to your teenage daughter.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_01: See?
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_01: He being a weird ass nigga.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_02: That's for my Bella told it.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_02: That's for Bella told it a lot.
• 11:11
  SPEAKER_02: That's for her replense.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_02: Let's talk about it.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_02: Y'all never had a little dry puss?
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_03: The fuck?
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_03: You talk all this shit about niggas having ED?
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_03: Oh get into it, Chris.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_01: Get into it.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_03: From the store?
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_03: So a nigga can't buy a dick pill, but you can buy a reply.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_02: A pussy, uh, dick does not have half of the functions that a pussy has.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_03: True.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_03: True.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_02: Half of the functions.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_02: You got one job.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_02: Keep that motherfucker hard.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_03: But we're doing the job.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_03: We working.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_03: We stroking, working.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_03: You have one job.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_03: It's to keep it smacking ass hard.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_03: Doing year round.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_03: We doing all the damn work.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_02: Bitches is ovulating.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_01: I don't even want to go down the list.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_02: A put a dick don't do half of the things that a pussy do.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_01: And all the things you just named didn't have anything to do with the dick.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_02: But we're working that motherfucker.
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_02: You ain't working shit because it won't get hard.
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_03: You don't know that.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yes, I do know.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_02: I've done the legwork.
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, I do know.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_02: And even with the pills and potions, that bitch still ain't getting hard.
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna go get my store about stuff and we got yours and let's see.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_02: That's the thing about me as well.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care if a man uses enhancements.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_02: I don't.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_02: I really I don't give a fuck what you do.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_02: Long as that bitch works.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_03: Share what you think.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_03: Oh share spot.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_01: Um I never thought about it, but I don't think I would care either.
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_03: Have a dude ever told you he used a dick pill on you?
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_03: He did.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_02: Could you tell?
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_02: No, that's that's the worst part.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, oh, that's with the pill?
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_03: Wait, so have you ever had a henny dick before?
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_02: I be giving a henny dick.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_02: What you mean?
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_02: Let me get three of them motherfucking side cars.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_02: You know I'm gonna get you to it.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_02: What the hell is going on?
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care if you come with your blue chew.
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_02: I don't mind.
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_02: Blue chew if you listen.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_02: Take your blue chew on the way in.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna put that bitch in some oatmeal.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care if you use your blue chew.
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_02: Use some oatmeal.
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_03: So since uh Thanksgiving is coming up, I got the rental boyfriend package,$75 plus a plate.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_03: Nigga, you plus going on on this show?
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_03: Gold package.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_03: Is this an ad?
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_03: 150 with a plate.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_03: What does this have to do with that?
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_01: Why does he keep saying with a plate with your hungry ass?
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_03: It's for Thanksgiving day.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_03: If you need a date for Thanksgiving, three hours at dinner.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_03: I give you a cute backstory on how we met.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_03: Details about what I do for a living, and call your dad Pops.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_02: What is this?
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_02: My daddy did.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_03: What does this have to do with this old Do you want the platinum package too?
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_03: You might get the henny dick with the platinum package.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_03: I'm mad at that.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_01: How much are these packages?
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, listen.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_02: Why are you inquiring?
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_02: What does this have to do with Lil Wayne?
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_03: It's cuffing season, man.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_03: Come on now.
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_03: Who banned for cuffin?
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_03: Hey.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_01: Chris, don't nobody want your big booty ass at their Thanksgiving dinner.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_02: Knocking the turkey off the damn table with all that ass.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_03: Y'all gonna really have these people thinking up here.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_02: His ass is fat, y'all.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_01: You need to stop disrespecting that man.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_03: So disrespectful.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_02: That's what you get.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_02: Now bring up that box again and see what happened.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_02: Demons can't execute it, apparently.
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_02: Demons can't be.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_02: You be forgetting word.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_02: Christa Pike, who was sentenced to death at age 20, survived two lethal injections that was given to her scheduled execution.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_02: Let me tell y'all something.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_02: Shoot that motherfucker.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_03: That motherfucker is a zombie.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_03: That motherfucker is a zombie.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_02: Listen, that's some shit off of uh what was the White Walkers on Game of Thrones?
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_02: Zombie.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_02: This bitch that got a two lethal injections.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_02: That's all White Walkers.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_02: Two Lethal ejections and shit like that.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_02: Shoot that mother, shoot him, shoot him.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_03: You gotta be hit that motherfucker.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_02: Jonah! NASDAQ! Jonah! How the fuck you survived two?
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_02: Two of them.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_02: Bruff made the bitch.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_02: This whole shit on the centers.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_02: Don't put that bitch back in.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yes!
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_01: Don't put that bitch back in general, Pop.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_01: What the fuck?
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she woke right on up and then she went to the hospital.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_01: They looked after her and then they just put her back in jail.
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_01: Hell no.
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_01: So she in jail right now?
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she went back.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_01: She just sitting in there and they just watching her recovery and everything.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_01: They ain't gonna try again.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she about to get out of here.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_01: They ain't got that many needles.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_01: She done wasted two.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_02: I am so amazed.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_02: I know that nobody's ever accounted for this.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_02: What is going on?
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_02: Bro, like, what the fuck?
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_02: Type of bitch.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_02: This one of them, you supposed to be here.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_02: I got a plan for your life.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_02: Go on and let me out.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_02: Two lethal.
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_02: I'm finna inject some of that in your ass.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_02: You are so amazed.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_03: I really injected that bitch with three ass.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_01: Two lethal injections.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_02: Big booty ass boy.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_02: Christopher Hike gets a convicted murderer who tortured and killed her 19-year-old job corpse classmate.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_02: What happened to Job Corp?
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_02: It's not funny, but what happened to Job Corp?
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_02: Job Corp is still around.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, classmate Colleen Slimmer in Knoxville, Tennessee in January 1995.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_02: Why does she uh torture the girl?
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_01: They were just being demons.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_01: Demons.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_01: It was no reason to torture somebody.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, it's no reason to do that, but I'm just wondering if she had a reason.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_02: She will receive medical treatment while in prison as they track her recovery.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, and then when she recovered it, don't recover me, bro.
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_02: If you just finna eject by it.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_02: No, I don't think so.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, so is the dude still alive?
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, he got life.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_03: But they didn't inject him.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_02: Because he got life.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_02: He didn't get lethal injection.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_03: But no, but now they but now they're trying to revert her case back down to just give her a life with no parole or something, I think.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_03: But why did she get the death pen and he didn't?
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_02: Because she was an adult.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_02: He was a kid.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's fucked up.
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_02: He was black though, so he got lucky.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_02: He was black too?
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_02: He's black.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_02: But I think the person they killed was black, so that's probably why nobody cares.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_03: Shout out to my nigga Gucci.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_02: You like on strike.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_02: Grandmother of Juneteenth, still with us.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_02: Opal Leeds celebrates her 100th birthday.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_01: Do y'all want to live to be 100?
• 18:07
  unknown: No.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_03: I do not.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_03: Why?
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_03: I don't if my dick stopped working, I don't want to live.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_03: Why is everything?
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_02: Your dick don't work right now.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_02: So are you ready to go?
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_03: No, it does work.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_03: Are you ready to go?
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_02: Your dick don't work right now.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_02: Are you ready to go?
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_03: After the old boy got his dick chopped off, and he was on the boat with his sister, the dude that was fucking all the all the girls.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_03: Didn't remember the sister came and rescued him.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_02: You don't even know the character name.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_03: I forgot, I forgot his name.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_03: But you know what I'm talking about, though.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_03: And he was on a boat, and the sister's like, I'm about to go get on these hoes.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_03: What you gonna do, bro?
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_03: And he was like, you know what?
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_03: Let me just kill myself.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_03: He couldn't do nothing.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_03: So if you Pika scissor?
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_02: That's what you mean.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_02: Scissor, scissor, how?
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_03: Nigga, his dick was chopped off.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_02: So it's nothing but a space.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_01: He can scissor.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_01: Scissor what?
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_01: What a bitch.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_01: So life is only about sex?
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_03: It's not about sex, but it's the principle.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I gotta just sit here.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_02: Cup stink.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_02: You said what why did your cups think?
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know, but it's okay.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_02: What once your dick?
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_03: Nothing.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_02: Just slow.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_02: So you don't want to be alive for your kids.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_02: If something happened to me, my dick just did.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_02: You on blue chews right now, so you ready to go?
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_03: If it stopped working, if something happened to me and they say, hey, yeah, we gotta we have to your dick ain't gonna work ever again.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_03: Just let me go.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_02: What did it have to do with the godmother of Juneteenth?
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_03: You just said something about 100 years old, and I said no.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_01: And then you said because if your dick not working, what does that have to do with living?
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_01: And being there for your kids and your grandkids.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_01: And seeing life.
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_01: The sun, the moon, the stars, you don't got no pussy right now.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_03: It ain't nothing much more in life.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_01: You not getting no pussy right now, so what's the difference?
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_03: I guess all the cuddy.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_02: You get what?
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_02: Cuddy.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_02: When the last time you had some pussy?
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yesterday.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, what's your real answer?
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_02: Don't try to tell us when the camera stopped.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_02: When the last time you had some pussy.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_03: I got it on video too.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_02: I wanna see it.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_03: You wanna see?
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_02: Somebody let you record that bullshit.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_02: Slash it.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_02: You probably didn't even eat it.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-uh.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways, back to Miss Opal.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_02: Miss Opal spent years advocating for Juneteenth, you freaky ass nigga, to become a national holiday.
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_02: Even walking across the country to bring awareness to the cause.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_02: Her efforts have leads to June 5th, Juneteenth, officially becoming a federal holiday in 2021.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_02: What do y'all think about the rest of the world joining in on Juneteenth?
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's a thing?
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, people are.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_02: I see people in the diaspora now celebrating with us.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_01: Is it an official holiday for the rest of the world?
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_02: No, but they join in on the they I'm seeing people observe it, join in, cook, kind of create their own um traditions.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_02: What do y'all think?
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_02: As FBAs.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_02: Are y'all FBAs?
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_01: What is the FBA?
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_02: Foundational Black Americans.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah, I think it's cool.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_01: It shows that we do have a culture.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_02: What you think?
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_01: And we're not lazy.
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we're not lazy.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_02: I love that the rest of the diaspora is joining in.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_02: I really do.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_02: A lot of people online kind of are like this is our holiday, but I really love it.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_02: Because guess what?
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_02: I celebrate their motherfucking holidays, bitch.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_02: I don't give a fuck.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_02: If y'all cooking and drinking, I'm there, bitch.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_02: I don't give a fuck what the cause is.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_02: So I kind of like that they're joining.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_02: I want to see more of the parades.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like we had parades, more Juneteent parades when we was kids.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_02: But I am really, really, really enjoying seeing the rest of the diaspora learn about it, the history of it, the culture behind it, what we did all these years.
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_02: I guess I never really thought that it wasn't a holiday to other people until.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_02: This thing online because we just used to always barbecue and do stuff.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm I'm really enjoying it.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_02: I love when the diaspora comes together because people be trying to rip it apart so much.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_02: So if it takes Miss Opal Lee to get us together, shout out to Opal Lee.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_01: Shout out to Miss Opal Lee.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_01: Did you see the Da Vinci uh?
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_01: Please.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_01: Then we already talk about him.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_01: Nope.
• 22:25
  unknown: Yeah.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_01: Did you watch it or the clips?
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't watch it, but I saw what was.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_01: What do you feel about basically what he said?
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_01: Because that's all he said.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_02: What do you feel about it?
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_02: Me or Chris?
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_02: Chris.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like he's a fucking idiot.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_02: Why the fuck, John Claude III, why the fuck is your name?
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_02: Why is you named yourself Da Vinci, bitch?
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like you're a fucking idiot.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_02: I tried to say it nicer when we talked about the diaspora the last time.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_02: But if you get on a fucking TV talking about black Americans are lazy and we didn't use our opportunities and all that dumb shit you be saying, you're a fucking idiot.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_02: You are a fucking idiot.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_02: I don't give a fuck if that's what your parents taught you.
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_02: They some motherfucking idiots too.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_02: Your auntie, whoever the fuck said it, they stupid as fuck too.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_02: Well, our parents, I don't give a fuck.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_02: It's time to unlearn.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_02: Just like I had to unlearn, I'm not even trying to be funny.
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_02: Just like I had to unlearn African booty scratcher, it's time for you to unlearn.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_02: It's time.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_02: It's been time.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_02: Let's read a book.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_02: Let's talk to the people in our communities.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_02: Let's listen when people are saying, hey, y'all called us these names.
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_02: It might seem menial to y'all, but trying to assimilate, whatever, trying to integrate ourselves in this culture in public, but being our African culture at home was hard on us.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_02: It was hard to hear those things.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, I heard you.
• 23:48
  SPEAKER_02: I've learned, I've unlearned.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_02: It's time to unlearn, baby.
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_02: You can't be Da Vinci's age, immersed in this culture.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_02: Nigga was born in Brooklyn, and that's what you gotta say.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_02: You a dumbass bitch.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, still skewing that baby.
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_02: Never working this fucking tone again.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_02: Pissing me off.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways, trash can baddies got their ass.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_02: Killer, have you been following the story?
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_02: What do you think?
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_02: What the hell is going on?
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_01: Did you follow?
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_01: Did you okay?
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_01: So I remember you texting me saying why am I so engulfed in this, but did you watch the whole I didn't, but you know me.
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_02: I don't pay attention to that.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_01: So what do you know of what happened?
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_01: Let me just fill in the blanks.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_02: The girl went over to fuck with the lady about where to put the trash can.
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_02: And the ladies tried to stay real.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_02: You know, me being engulfed in something is me watching maybe two videos about something.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_02: So, because it's so funny.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_02: Lex and Clay get so mad at me all the time.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know nobody.
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what's going on.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_02: If it's not literally pop culture, I have no idea about any other creators or anything, and I'm trying to get better, especially since I want to be in the space.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_02: But anyway, um, so I saw them arguing about where to put the trash can.
• 24:53
  SPEAKER_02: I saw the lady in the brown dress.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_02: Like, all right, and here's the thing you can tell who really been outside in life.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_02: We know social cues.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you know when somebody about to whoop your ass.
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_02: If somebody says, all right.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that one finger up and that shaking their head with them lips, and they just walk on.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm finna get my ass beat.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_01: And your mama used to do that.
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_01: Used to be like, oh, I fucked up.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_01: Your mama be like, okay, I got your ass.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_01: I got you.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_02: Don't say, say, listen.
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_02: Why don't you know she about to beat your ass?
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_01: Because they was white raised by white women.
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_02: Alrighty.
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, do you think the Zeus baddies culture is rubbing off on younger women?
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_02: No, I think that bitches just really think they won't get their ass beat.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_02: She, I hate to say this too.
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_02: She was a bigger girl.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_02: People try to make big girls, I guess, seem like they're gonna run out of breath or something.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_02: But before they do, they're gonna beat your ass.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I don't, I really just thought she thought that lady was pussy.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and in the video they were saying, You lonely, you live alone, you ain't got no man.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_01: Where your man?
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_01: Where your kids?
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_02: That's how you know they're young and dumb and full of comb.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_02: You stupid as fuck.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_02: That's a nice ass house that woman living in and be living there by herself without some crusty ass blue chew big booty motherfucker in there.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_01: But your mama taught you that if you ain't got no nigga, then you lonely.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_02: Is their daddy in that house?
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_01: No, that's their girl, that's their white grandma house that they stand in.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_02: Is their daddy in there with them?
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_01: I doubt it.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_01: Nah, I'm sure he So what your mama is girl.
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_01: But why?
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_01: Why?
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so why she got her sister ass beat too?
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_02: The sister?
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_02: Didn't the sister get beat up too?
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_01: The sister got beat up too because after the neighbor whooped the first girl's ass, the sister went to her backyard and ruined her patio furniture, and it was all caught on camera.
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_01: And so she sent it to her little, the black lady sent it to her little sister, and the little sister came from out of town.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_01: I don't even think she stayed in the same state.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_01: She flew in, went over there and whooped the girl's ass.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_01: While her sister peeped around the corner.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_01: Did you see that video?
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_01: When she was whooping her ass in front of the front door, I don't know.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_01: Raised by white women.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_01: That's what happens.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_01: You drinking that stinky water?
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_02: Man, that hoa.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_02: I think that's that dishwasher.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_02: You gotta uh that dishwasher, you have to change your dishwasher filter.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_01: You have to, yeah, you have to clean that filter out.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_02: See, I didn't grow up using a dishwasher.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_02: I was forbidden from using one.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_02: And since uh I've been using it, you can see why.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_02: I definitely can see why.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_02: This cup smells like.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_01: I normally wash my dishes by hand and just sit them in there to dry.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, but yeah, they got their ass whooping and it was a lesson learned.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_01: And um, leave people the hell alone.
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_01: Stop letting TikTok and all that.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_02: Y'all need your ass whoop more.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, seriously.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_02: I'm I'm for a good old-fashioned ass whooping.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_02: You gonna think twice?
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_02: Leave people alone.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_02: Y'all know my guilty pleasure.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_01: Watching five videos, yeah.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, me too.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_01: Fight videos.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_02: I know it's white people it's such a um, it's such a a good thing, a good pastime.
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_02: All weekend I sat in my bed watching five videos, laughing my ass off, laughing at people that deserve to get on what um platform.
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_02: Twitter.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_02: Twitter.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_02: All you gotta do is just zoop, zoop, and they they know I'm watching and they just keep giving me good ones.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_02: But I hate the ones that start and it's like a lot of hey!
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_02: Then I hate when I'm watching one and somebody needs their ass beat so bad and they don't end up getting it.
• 28:19
  SPEAKER_01: And we need to get the kids fighting off the internet, like at high schools and stuff.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_01: Let's get them off the air.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_01: I don't like watching those.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna say something off air about that too.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_02: Um, okay, Killa, what would you have done in the situation?
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_02: Probably the same thing.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_02: Probably the first time.
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_02: She, they're very look that lady tried.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_01: She was pretty calm.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_02: She tried to uh what's the word?
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_02: De-escalate.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_02: And then then the bitch go to jail.
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_02: So now you would have got beat up and went to jail.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_02: Take mics away from miserable black men.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_02: There is a podcast clip circulating online where a man is saying he is bullshit, he's a bullshit man off the bat to women.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_02: She ain't played a clip.
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna celebrate birthday, don't celebrate honey, I'll celebrate none of you.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna celebrate birthday on celebrate holiday, I'll celebrate none of you.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna celebrate everybody.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, don't for me to be burned on your birthday because uh my birthday.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_00: No, this I just uh we lead of life.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_00: No lead of days.
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_03: Sound like a real nigga to me.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_03: That's why you divorced.
• 29:34
  SPEAKER_01: So you resonate with what he said?
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_01: Nah.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, yes you do.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yes you do.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_02: Don't try to nah, don't try to back out now.
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_03: I'll just troll it.
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_02: Why are y'all so hell bent on treating the people that y'all love like shit?
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_03: Who is hell bent on that?
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_02: Him and a lot of other men.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_03: That's just him.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_03: That's just him.
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_03: It goes both ways.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_03: Some people don't, you know.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_03: Let them crazy motherfuckers be.
• 30:01
  SPEAKER_02: Why do men think speaking this way is attractive?
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_02: What the hell is he talking about?
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_02: It was women in the comments agreeing.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_01: Agreeing?
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_01: See?
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_01: With what part?
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_01: Him saying we I celebrate every day.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_02: And don't celebrate a fucking thing, bitch.
• 30:15
  SPEAKER_02: What you celebrating today?
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_02: How did you celebrate it?
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_01: Refrigerator.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_03: Water.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_03: Nigga say he paid the bills and this motherfucker.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_02: He ain't gonna pay no bills either.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_02: Nobody that paid the bills would talk like that.
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_02: I might be fucked up by y'all right there.
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, when we'll cross that bridge and we get there.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so why not celebrate it this year?
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_02: I might not even be talking to you my next birthday.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_02: I won't be if that's your rhetoric.
• 30:45
  SPEAKER_02: What's wrong with y'all?
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_02: Grown at that man like 40 something years old.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, look 40 something.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_02: Well, hold on.
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_03: You just said the women said it too.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_03: They agree.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_01: So I don't give a fuck about no bird-brain ass bitches.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_01: I hate self-proclaimed bullshit niggas.
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_01: I don't celebrate my birthday.
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_01: I don't celebrate holidays.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_01: You sound like a big one.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_02: But I told y'all, nobody listen to me.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_02: I told y'all.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_02: People who do not celebrate their own birthday or don't want to celebrate nothing, it is a red flag.
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_02: I'm telling you.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_02: They eat it's something.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_02: You don't celebrate your birthday, do you?
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_03: I do.
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_03: But I just chill for my birthday, though.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_02: What do you do to celebrate your birthday?
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_03: I take time myself, chill.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_02: And do what?
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_03: Myself, chill.
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_02: What do you and yourself do?
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_02: Do y'all go to Applebee's?
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_03: Nah.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_02: Go watch a game.
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_02: Chill with the homies in the garage to drink some beers.
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_03: Nah, I ain't chilling with the homies on a birthday.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_01: Wow, that's gay?
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_01: It's gay to hang out with your friends on your birthday.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_02: I'm hungry.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_02: You ain't hanging out with no bitches.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_03: I was married.
• 31:52
  SPEAKER_03: Of course I wasn't.
• 31:53
  SPEAKER_03: I was hanging out with the yeah.
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_02: So that's why you don't know what to say.
• 31:56
  SPEAKER_02: This is gonna be your first birthday.
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_02: Oh shit.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_03: Turning 42?
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_03: Damn.
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_02: 42 or 42?
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_01: No, I'm turning 40.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna be 40.
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_02: Is this your first birthday without a wife?
• 32:07
  SPEAKER_03: It is, yeah.
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_01: You don't know what to do.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_01: That's why he ain't know what to say.
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, no, actually.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_03: I lied.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_03: I'm wrong.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_03: Last this year was.
• 32:14
  SPEAKER_03: I'm wrong.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_01: But it was fresh.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_01: So you was at dogs crying.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_01: And she still said happy birthday.
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_03: She did.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_03: Her mom's even called us a happy birthday.
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_02: I ain't do her wrong.
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_02: Damn fools they was.
• 32:27
  SPEAKER_02: I wouldn't have called you and said shit.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you would have.
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_02: No, the fuck I wouldn't have.
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_03: Bad money.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_02: If anything, I would have called you and said you a stupid ass bitch.
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know why y'all think I be playing.
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_02: When I don't give a fuck about somebody, I thought this was a good one.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_03: You would have called me back.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_03: That woman has never said she hated me.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_02: She should.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_03: Why?
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_02: Because you wasted her time.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_02: She the one five.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_02: Cause you was wasting her time.
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_03: How you know it was me?
• 32:57
  SPEAKER_03: You said she was happy.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_03: That could have been on her own thinking.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_03: That could have been on her own.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_02: Oh what?
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways, dose of reality.
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_02: How many good mornings do you think I have left in me?
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_02: You bitch ass, dumbass nigga.
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_03: What's she talking about?
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_02: How I'm gonna read it again, in case I skill by a dose of reality.
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_02: Let me ask you.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_02: You don't run me.
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_02: Jezebel.
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_02: Let me ask you.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I wasn't supposed to go.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_02: Let me ask you job turkeys.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_02: How many good mornings do you think I have left in me, ninja?
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_02: How many?
• 33:49
  unknown: I don't know.
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_02: By good mornings, what you mean?
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_02: Good morning, Big Mama.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_03: They call you that.
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, good morning, good pussy.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_02: Now hold on.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_02: I might let that one ride.
• 34:05
  SPEAKER_03: They call you Big Mama?
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_03: What they call you?
• 34:07
  SPEAKER_02: It ain't my cooking that keeps them coming back, huh?
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, it ain't the cooking.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_01: But how many good mornings do you think I have left in me?
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_01: Expound on that.
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_01: What do you mean?
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_03: Good morning.
• 34:22
  unknown: Big mama.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_02: What you mean, what I mean?
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_02: Quit texting me good morning with nothing, no actions.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_02: Quit texting me good morning.
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_02: Quit texting me.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_02: Quit texting me good morning, bro.
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_02: What is next in this movie?
• 34:37
  SPEAKER_01: I'm tired of texting niggas, period.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_02: I am.
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_02: Pull up.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_01: I'm getting in my face.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_02: Pull up.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_02: Tell me what to pull up.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_02: Where are we going?
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_01: Niggas is chatty patty.
• 34:51
  SPEAKER_01: Y'all is computer love.
• 34:53
  SPEAKER_01: That's what they're doing.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_01: They what?
• 34:55
  SPEAKER_01: Sitting around waiting for vagina.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_01: They sitting around waiting for us to just be like, come over.
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna say it.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_02: You're not gonna say it.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_02: No, I'm not.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_02: You not.
• 35:04
  SPEAKER_02: I swear to god, I'm not.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_02: Y'all are so most importantly, it's boring.
• 35:09
  SPEAKER_01: It's so boring.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_01: It's not leading up to anything.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_01: Good morning.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_01: How was your day?
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_01: Wy D.
• 35:15
  SPEAKER_03: Who the fuck says good morning?
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_03: How's your day?
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_03: It ain't even happening yet.
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_02: How your day going so far?
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_03: That's dumb.
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_03: It's still morning.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_02: I don't mind salutations.
• 35:24
  SPEAKER_02: I think that those are how relationships build.
• 35:27
  SPEAKER_02: But what else is next?
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_02: See, she's streak for real.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_02: She runs a streak program.
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_02: I I'm a little flexible, but you getting on my nerves.
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_01: See, I don't want no nigga getting on my nerves.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_01: Move.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_01: You don't want anything.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_03: You know what?
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_03: Cause you don't even text me good morning.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_03: Who?
• 35:47
  SPEAKER_03: You.
• 35:47
  SPEAKER_03: You just be like, hey, we shooting.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, damn, nigga, good morning to you too.
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_03: Shit.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_03: You want me to start saying good morning?
• 35:54
  SPEAKER_03: Like, hello.
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_03: At least say hello.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_03: What's up?
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_03: Niggas be like, hey, we shooting.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_01: That's how I text.
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_01: And if I do say good morning, I'm being a bitch.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, good morning.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_02: She did that to you today.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_02: So you know she went doing it.
• 36:13
  SPEAKER_02: Um quit.
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_02: Get it off the goddamn kidney boomered.
• 36:17
  SPEAKER_01: Please.
• 36:21
  SPEAKER_02: Get it off the kidney boomered.
• 36:25
  SPEAKER_02: I'm slumbering.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_02: I'm used to action.
• 36:28
  SPEAKER_02: On Friday, I'm coming to pick you up and we're going here.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_02: Get off my phone.
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_02: Get it.
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_02: I'm off my head.
• 36:37
  SPEAKER_02: On Friday.
• 36:37
  SPEAKER_02: Would you like to come by on Friday?
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_02: Can I come up with something?
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_02: Tropic off my damn phone with all that fucking good morning.
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_01: So what made you say this?
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_01: How long have you been talking about?
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_02: Because a motherfucker been good morning to me.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_02: Get off my damn phone.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_01: For how long?
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_01: How long have y'all been talking?
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_02: Too long.
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_02: Now you telling my business on here now.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_02: I got a I got I got a few.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_02: I got some situation.
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_02: You ain't got no situation.
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_02: Situation.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_02: He ain't got no O's.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_02: Well around.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_02: I got more than you and that say.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_01: I guess what I'm trying to ask is, okay, you meet a guy Friday night.
• 37:11
  SPEAKER_01: How many good mornings until he needs to plan something?
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_02: Seven.
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_01: Actually, four.
• 37:17
  SPEAKER_01: Until about that Tuesday or Wednesday, he needs to plan something.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, four good mornings.
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_02: And by the seventh good morning, it needs to be good morning.
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_02: I can't wait to see you tonight.
• 37:25
  unknown: Right.
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_01: A week to plan something.
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_02: You're a grown man.
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_02: Get to the point.
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_02: We already know how this ends.
• 37:32
  SPEAKER_02: Get to the point.
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_02: Let's get it started.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_02: Get to the point.
• 37:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like let's get some action going.
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_01: Like, why do y'all want to sit up and text women all damn day?
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_01: That is so boring.
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_02: It's boring.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_02: I remember when we were kids, teenagers, all we wanted to do was be around each other.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_02: Now everybody's on the fucking phone.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sick of phone relationships, especially for people you live five miles from me.
• 37:57
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, that's yeah.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_02: Why are we on this fucking phone so much?
• 38:01
  SPEAKER_01: Even if you live 20 miles from me, even if you're in the same city, why are we on the phone so much?
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_01: Let's meet up.
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_01: We both gotta eat dinner.
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_01: Let's go grab dinner real quick and talk in person.
• 38:14
  SPEAKER_01: Gas too high.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe that's what they said.
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe they said gas too high.
• 38:17
  SPEAKER_03: She finna get mad.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_03: She finna go.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_03: Sherry, you do live out.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_02: She finna go ski.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_02: If you can't buy no gas, you don't need no ads.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_04: Stop texting me.
• 38:32
  SPEAKER_02: If you can't buy no gas, you don't need no ads.
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_03: Sherry, you are pretty far out there, though.
• 38:39
  SPEAKER_01: I don't give a fuck.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_01: Get off my phone.
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_01: If you can't put no gas in that damn place to come get this money.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't even ask you to put some gas in my car.
• 38:46
  SPEAKER_02: If you can't afford your gas, you don't deserve my ass.
• 38:54
  SPEAKER_02: The fuck out of here.
• 38:56
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know though.
• 38:57
  SPEAKER_02: You can't even put some gas in your car to come get some pussy.
• 39:00
  SPEAKER_02: We have lost the plot.
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_02: I mean a motherfucker would.
• 39:04
  SPEAKER_01: I'm used to niggas walking with the phone.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_01: You know why?
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_03: Boys used to ride the bus to make them just a kid.
• 39:10
  SPEAKER_03: I'ma tell you why.
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_03: I'ma tell you why.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_03: We talked about this before.
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_02: Hurry up.
• 39:16
  SPEAKER_02: Speed it up, thickums.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_03: Y'all not acting like Kiki Watt.
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, that's all the mess for today, child.
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_02: Honeypot, y'all sit sweet.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_02: We forgot to say this last episode.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_02: Read uh, what's things?
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_02: Send them questions in shit.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_02: Comment section, email, and description.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_02: You done pissed me off.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_02: Personal questions, relationship questions.
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_02: He gotta be crazy.
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_02: Basic questions.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, they're pussy fire.
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_03: I'm on the way.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_03: On E and everything.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_03: On the way.
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_01: Why the fuck don't you have gas in your car?
• 39:50
  SPEAKER_02: I I was I told you she was finna go crazy.
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what the excuse was.
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe y'all too nice.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_03: Need to act like Kiki White.
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not finna do all that, toxic bullshit.
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_02: Do you want some pussy or not?
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not finna do all that.
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not doing all that.
• 40:03
  SPEAKER_01: That's ridiculous.
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_01: We 50 years old.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_03: Say, little mama, what you doing?
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_02: Honeypot question.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_02: Keita Benito on Instagram.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, killer, I need you to sell a little debate because apparently my friends and I have completely different dating rules.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_02: I match with a guy recently and after talking about a week, he asked me out.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_02: We agreed on Saturday at 8 p.m.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_02: He picked the restaurant, told me today, excuse me, and the time, and everything seems set.
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_02: Saturday comes, morning, nothing, noon, nothing, 3 p.m.
• 40:28
  SPEAKER_02: nothing.
• 40:28
  SPEAKER_02: Now it's getting late in the afternoon, and I still haven't heard from this man.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_02: My friends are split.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_02: One says, girl, the date is at 8.
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_02: He already made the plans.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_02: Why does he need to keep confirming something y'all already agreed to?
• 40:37
  SPEAKER_02: Another friend said, if a man hasn't texted me by early afternoon to confirm that we're still on, I shouldn't even start getting ready.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_02: And that's why I'm stuck.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_02: Because as a woman, an 8 p.m.
• 40:47
  SPEAKER_02: date does not mean I start thinking about this at 7.45.
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_02: I need to shower, figure out what I'm wearing, do my hair and makeup, depending on where we're going.
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_02: I may need to leave my house 30, 45 minutes beforehand.
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_02: I don't need a man to text me all day, but I also do want to, we still on at 7.15 when I've already decided the days that happen.
• 41:03
  SPEAKER_02: So kidding and the studio audience.
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_02: If the first date is at 8 p.m., what time does he need to text you before you assume the date is off?
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_02: And does it matter if the date has already planned and confirmed early in the week?
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_02: I don't even want to go with you if you're not sending this shit like I can't wait to see you Friday.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_03: Good morning.
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_03: Can't wait to see you Friday.
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, like I was gonna say early morning, but I was like, let me change it to noon.
• 41:24
  SPEAKER_03: Good morning.
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_01: The latest noon for me at the latest, but I need that good morning.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_01: I can't wait to see you later.
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_02: When you open your eyes, pussy.
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_02: That's what you're saying.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 41:34
  SPEAKER_02: You need to rise up like the undertaker, bitch.
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_02: Pussy.
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_02: Something.
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_03: Good morning.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_03: Can't wait to see you later on.
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_03: And make sure you get that replying.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_02: By noon, Sharon.
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_02: I'm um Noon at the latest.
• 41:56
  SPEAKER_02: I'll plug that fucking mic.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_01: Noon at the latest for me.
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_01: But I need a good morning.
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_01: Can't wait to see your good morning.
• 42:03
  SPEAKER_01: Are we still on for later?
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_02: You think I'm gonna start getting dressed and you ain't text me?
• 42:07
  SPEAKER_03: Get dressed for me.
• 42:08
  SPEAKER_02: You should be lucky if you're not if a woman hasn't blocked you.
• 42:11
  SPEAKER_02: I got blocked.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_02: You did get blocked.
• 42:14
  SPEAKER_02: And you deserve that fucking block.
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_02: I see why she blocked your blue chew ass now.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_02: You deserve that fucking block.
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_03: Bro, a minute though, that's strict.
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_03: That's too fucking straight.
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_03: I was late by one fucking minute.
• 42:25
  SPEAKER_01: To the date you were late?
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_03: About one minute.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_03: About one minute.
• 42:29
  SPEAKER_01: She was out of there about a second minute.
• 42:31
  SPEAKER_03: Man, the girl didn't even tell me she blocked me.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_02: That was you text the hey.
• 42:37
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sitting outside.
• 42:38
  SPEAKER_02: You text out here, where you at?
• 42:40
  SPEAKER_03: I'm over here like, hey, uh, maybe her, maybe her building ain't getting no service.
• 42:44
  SPEAKER_03: I'm calling.
• 42:44
  SPEAKER_03: That's our call, like, oh, this this motherfucker blocked me.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_03: So then my crazy ass go to the Verizon store, use one of their phones.
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, dog, let me use one at this place.
• 42:55
  SPEAKER_03: Bitch ain't answered.
• 42:57
  SPEAKER_03: So I was like, oh, okay.
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_03: I see how it is.
• 42:59
  SPEAKER_02: You went to the I did.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_02: I did.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_02: I should have just been on time doing all that.
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_03: The girl told me the day of that she has a thing with being late.
• 43:10
  SPEAKER_02: She told you.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_03: You can't tell me the day of.
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_03: You gotta give a nigga a grace period or something.
• 43:15
  SPEAKER_02: No, she told you.
• 43:16
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, I don't do all that late shit.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she can.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_03: All right, the first date wasn't my fault.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_02: You was late the first date.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_02: Then that shit was born.
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_02: You late and born.
• 43:27
  SPEAKER_03: It was actually good.
• 43:27
  SPEAKER_03: We went to a little jazz club and everything.
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_01: So if a date, if a first day was planned for 8 p.m., what time does he need to ask that question?
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_01: The full question that she's asking.
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_01: If a date is at 8 p.m., what time does you do you need to hear from your He needs to text her the day before?
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_02: Can't wait to see you tomorrow.
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_02: And he needs to text her the morning of something along those lines.
• 43:53
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, if that's too much for you, then you don't like to be able to do that.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_03: So the first date we drove, we drove separate.
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_03: She got there before.
• 43:59
  SPEAKER_02: We not talking about you no more, bruh, man.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_02: You still hurt.
• 44:04
  SPEAKER_02: That's why you want to keep talking about this.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_02: She blocked your ass.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_02: Put her replens in and call her the nigga.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_02: Ain't nobody got time to keep playing with you.
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_02: The hell?
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_02: Y'all play too damn much.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_02: If you if texting somebody that you are courting, I don't even like to use that fucking word, but somebody you're trying to get to know, you trying to get to know somebody, it should be fun and exciting.
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_02: It should be like a world where in romance.
• 44:24
  SPEAKER_02: Otherwise, what's the point?
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_02: Go find you somebody else.
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_02: You're not that excited.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_02: And nobody should even have to tell you that.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_02: It should just feel like, damn, I can't wait to see her tomorrow.
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_02: If it don't feel like that.
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_02: Bitch, you is out your rabbit ass mind.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_02: And y'all know this.
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_02: This is not shit that somebody, y'all 40.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna leave y'all with this.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_02: Dating should be exciting and should be fun, especially in the beginning.
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_02: Small, it takes two seconds to send a can't wait to see you later text.
• 45:02
  SPEAKER_02: What that little thing that I like.
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_02: Something.
• 45:06
  SPEAKER_02: Y'all are fucking boring and mean as fuck.
• 45:12
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• 45:14
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• 45:16
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• 45:20
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_02: Are you okay?
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_02: No, I'm pissed off.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_02: Leave people the fuck alone.
• 45:23
  SPEAKER_02: You can't even send a can't wait to see you later or see you later, Tex.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_01: See you later.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_01: That's it.
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_02: All podcast info will be listed in the description.
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_02: Thank y'all for coming to this bitch ass tea party.
• 45:33
  SPEAKER_02: Bye Pieheads.
• 45:34
  SPEAKER_02: Get out of here.
• 45:34
  SPEAKER_02: Shit.