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Speaker 1: Stats School.
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Speaker 2: All right, here we go, Gee in the house this morning.
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Speaker 2: Welcome to the aired Out podcast. It is geez spot
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Speaker 2: this morning. Uh, Thursday is when we have them on
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Speaker 2: the air. And I love the shirt, buddy, thank you.
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Speaker 2: Just yeah, that's a really badass. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I got it down in Miami while I was on
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Speaker 3: the yacht. Really on the yacht. I need some Miami weather.
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Speaker 2: Though, Facebook question of the day, I have to start
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Speaker 2: out with this this morning. Should we do the weather first? Though?
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Speaker 3: Do the weather?
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Speaker 2: All right? It looks like we're at thirty six degrees
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Speaker 2: right now. Feels like ninety, doesn't it though, I mean,
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Speaker 2: if you're gonna do.
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Speaker 3: The feels like yeah, it feels like ninety.
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Speaker 2: You know, the National Weather Service can't do that anymore.
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Speaker 2: They can't say windshill factor because it was confusing too
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Speaker 2: many people.
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Speaker 3: Well, sunheat factors today is ninety.
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Speaker 2: Is it thirty six with a windchill of eighteen? I mean,
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Speaker 2: it's just confusing people, and they're going to do away
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Speaker 2: with it now. Apparently now they're going to talk about
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Speaker 2: the sun heat factor. Yeah, the sun heat factor is ninety. Well,
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Speaker 2: I'm showing thirty six in Barry. We're looking at partly
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Speaker 2: cloudy skies later today in fifty, Tonight clear in thirty. Tomorrow,
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Speaker 2: Friday cloudy showers moving in really late around fifty three. Saturday,
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Speaker 2: cloudy in thirty eight.
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Speaker 3: It's supposed to be seventy on Saturday.
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Speaker 2: No, yes, oh that's the low. That's the low.
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Speaker 3: I'm like, what do you look sorry at? I'm sorry, Jesus,
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Speaker 3: Mary and Joseph, get your act together. Low. Yeah, yeah low.
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Speaker 2: Easter Sunday the same, partly cloudy in fifty. You celebrate Easter,
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Speaker 2: it's kind of a listen, I.
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Speaker 3: An excuse to eat.
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Speaker 2: I do celebrate Easter, Oh nice, I do, And I
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Speaker 2: have some pretty strong and personal opinions about that, but
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Speaker 2: generally don't go there.
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Speaker 3: It's a thing, it's a it's a it's a holiday.
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Speaker 2: I have some beautiful stories about Easter.
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Speaker 3: I used to enjoy Easter.
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Speaker 2: Did you hear that because of the egg shortage? G
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Speaker 2: and and well, I shouldn't say shortage, it's it's more
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Speaker 2: of the price of eggs. Yes. Can you tell that
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Speaker 2: I've only had half a cup of coffee? Yes? Okay?
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Speaker 3: Can you tell that I'm drinking my zero with number
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Speaker 3: four in it today? Number four, number four today, people,
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Speaker 3: I am ready to.
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Speaker 2: Go because of the price of eggs, and you know
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Speaker 2: the you know people, we we colored the eggs, we
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Speaker 2: hide the eggs all that these strikes. Yes, more people
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Speaker 2: now are apparently resorting to potatoes. I'm not kidding.
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Speaker 3: Color your potatoes, baby.
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Speaker 2: Peeling potatoes. And then you you you dip them in
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Speaker 2: the dye and you you color them.
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Speaker 3: Do you eat them?
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Speaker 2: Well, it's food coloring, buddy, I mean you could you have.
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Speaker 3: Well, food coloring that isn't necessarily healthy for.
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Speaker 2: You though well, and then also marshmallows.
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Speaker 3: Well that's cute.
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Speaker 2: You know. Yeah, we dip them in the dye and
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Speaker 2: then we hide those out in the yard. You know,
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Speaker 2: I was walking the Easter bunny hides those out in
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Speaker 2: the yard.
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Speaker 3: I was walking Figgy the other day and somebody had
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Speaker 3: a bunch of plastic Easter eggs hanging from the trees.
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Speaker 3: And I looked at you and I said, what the
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Speaker 3: fuck is that? What is that at? Plastic eggs hanging
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Speaker 3: from a tree outside.
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Speaker 2: Because they're depths?
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Speaker 3: No, no, stop, stop stop. You know I'm gonna have
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Speaker 3: I know, Shirley's probably gonna get up my ass about it.
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Speaker 3: Come on, j come on.
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Speaker 2: I mean even Beckley is like, Becky, Becky is like,
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Speaker 2: are you having a rough d chie?
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Speaker 3: No, No, Becky. I'm gonna say something later that's gonna
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Speaker 3: really really get get.
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Speaker 2: You going, get me going, or get Becky.
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Speaker 3: Get Becky and Shirley both, they're both gonna yell at
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Speaker 3: me today.
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Speaker 2: Uh Facebook question of the day. Next year, the Montpellier
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Speaker 2: Roxbury Public Schools will be banning students from carrying around
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Speaker 2: cell phones and Bluetooth devices in school. Yeah, from seven
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Speaker 2: thirty until three o'clock, all devices will be stored in envelopes,
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Speaker 2: neatly organized and placed into uh plastic milk rates, which
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Speaker 2: will then be loaded onto carts. Yeah, this was a
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Speaker 2: story I read in the in the bridge. That's awesome.
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Speaker 2: What do you think about this?
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Speaker 3: I think that's awesome. I do. I really think that
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Speaker 3: cell phones and iPads and are a huge distraction in school.
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Speaker 3: I don't mind using computers in school for educational purposes,
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Speaker 3: you know, things like that, But kids shouldn't be on
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Speaker 3: their phone in school. I don't think kids should have phone. Actually,
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Speaker 3: especially elementary kids should not have any phones except maybe
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Speaker 3: a cell phone that's programmed with either nine to one
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Speaker 3: one or their parents' phones in it phone numbers, and
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Speaker 3: I'll tell you why. Let me tell you why. One
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Speaker 3: of my dearest friends her son Okay Elementary school up
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Speaker 3: at Barry City over here. He stays after school for
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Speaker 3: an after school program and at the end of the
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Speaker 3: program he gets picked up by either his grandmother or
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Speaker 3: his father. And there was a mixed communication and the
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Speaker 3: father thought the grandmother was picking him up, and the
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Speaker 3: grandmother thought that the father was picking him up. So
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Speaker 3: at the end of the program at five o'clock, the
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Speaker 3: teacher said goodbye to the kids and left, didn't stick around,
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Speaker 3: which is her responsibility, didn't stick around and wait for
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Speaker 3: all the kids to be picked up by their family.
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Speaker 3: And the kid was standing outside the school alone for
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Speaker 3: a half an hour, and he didn't have a phone,
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Speaker 3: so he couldn't call his mom and say, hey, is
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Speaker 3: anybody coming. So when the father got home, he said, hey,
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Speaker 3: where's my son? And the wife said, I thought you
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Speaker 3: were picking him up. He says, no, I thought your
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Speaker 3: mom was picking him up. And the kids started walking
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Speaker 3: home alone, and the father, thank goodness, got in the
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Speaker 3: car and rushed up and found the kid walking and
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Speaker 3: picked them up. But number one. I'm okay with a
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Speaker 3: child having a cell phone if only numbers in there
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Speaker 3: are the parents, the grandparents, and nine to one one.
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Speaker 3: And why was the teacher number two leaving without waiting
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Speaker 3: for all the kids to be picked up? So that's
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Speaker 3: the only reason I think a child should have a cell.
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Speaker 2: Phone in all right, got some comments this morning on
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Speaker 2: the post right here, and I would love to share
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Speaker 2: some of them with you. Taylor says, unless they're patting
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Speaker 2: kids down every morning, I don't see how this will
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Speaker 2: be any more effective than just saying no phones during class.
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Speaker 3: Well, no phones, right.
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Speaker 2: If they want to have their phones, they'll find a
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Speaker 2: way regardless of rules. I'd also imagine this would be
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Speaker 2: a big concern for some parents from a safety and
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Speaker 2: communications standpoint. In the event something was happening at school,
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Speaker 2: kids texting their parents can often be the only way
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Speaker 2: they get information on what's happening in real time. Susan says, Nope, sorry,
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Speaker 2: my kid would no longer be attending if this were
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Speaker 2: actually enforced. If your kid can't keep the phone in
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Speaker 2: his pocket during class, or needs to run to the
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Speaker 2: bathroom every five minutes, then he should be punished. Not
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Speaker 2: my kids that use their phones responsibly. My child keeps
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Speaker 2: her phone on silent and only looks at it between
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Speaker 2: class or at lunch. She also is in all honors
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Speaker 2: classes and has a's and b's in all of her classes,
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Speaker 2: so I'd say she's doing just fine. That's talking about
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Speaker 2: one kid. I'm going to strongly disagree with that. Once
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Speaker 2: the child hits the classroom, there should be a basket
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Speaker 2: or something at the door, or buy the teacher's desk
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Speaker 2: that the kid puts their phone in and they do
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Speaker 2: their work and when they leave they can take their phone.
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Speaker 2: I'm okay with that theory, but you know what, I
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Speaker 2: grew up with no goddamn phones in my pocket.
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Speaker 3: When I went to school. Amen's sister, all right, so
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Speaker 3: I'm sorry that. Oh yeah, you bought your kid a phone.
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Speaker 3: Good for you. We're very proud of you that you
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Speaker 3: can afford to buy your kid a phone. But the
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Speaker 3: kid shouldn't have it in class, and don't do that. Nope,
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Speaker 3: not my kid. Come on, Yes, you're a kid. Your
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Speaker 3: kid could be an A student or a D student.
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Speaker 3: The bottom line is, when we grew up, and when
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Speaker 3: this person who mentioned that grew up, they didn't have
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Speaker 3: a phone. In the classroom, all right. So a phone
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Speaker 3: is a distraction, period. It's a distraction when people are driving.
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Speaker 3: Adults drive with a phone in their hand, okay, and
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Speaker 3: that's how accidents happen. Adults walk across the street without
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Speaker 3: looking because they have a phone in their hand. And
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Speaker 3: that's adults. So now you're going to say, Nope, not
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Speaker 3: my kid, because my kid is mature enough. Adults aren't
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Speaker 3: even mature enough. So I will challenge that person all
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Speaker 3: the way to the bank.
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Speaker 2: I have said similar things to what you've just said
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Speaker 2: off there and have been beat up. I don't care,
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Speaker 2: beat me up, cancel me. And here's why I love
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Speaker 2: the fact that you don't care. I don't. I think
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Speaker 2: that's wonderful because too many of us care about what
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Speaker 2: other people think and we keep our mouths shut. And
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Speaker 2: I think that's great that you say it like it is.
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Speaker 2: But here's why I've been beat up for saying similar
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Speaker 2: things that you've just said. What I've been told is
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Speaker 2: come on, JD. You know, I understand you didn't have
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Speaker 2: phones back back in the seventies and eighties, but this
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Speaker 2: is these are different times. The communication age is here
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Speaker 2: as well. It's alive we need to communicate. Things happen fast.
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Speaker 2: We have the technology. Would you want your kid to
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Speaker 2: not have the technology to get in touch with it,
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Speaker 2: you know, turning it back on me and my kid
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Speaker 2: and stuff. Yes, Glenn, Yes, g we all survived without
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Speaker 2: a phone, and I might even add survived quite well.
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Speaker 3: Yeah quite really. Did you know when my kids because
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Speaker 3: my kids had phone when they hit a certain age, okay,
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Speaker 3: but when they came home and it was homework time,
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Speaker 3: their phones were put away because their kid goes up
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Speaker 3: to the bedroom, closes the door and says, I'm doing
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Speaker 3: homework and this is their homework. Hey, Billy, did you
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Speaker 3: see what happened to Johnny at school today? And then
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Speaker 3: the kid goes to school the next day and says,
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Speaker 3: my homework is eaten by my dog because they didn't
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Speaker 3: do the fucking homework because they were playing on their phone.
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Speaker 3: So you know what, I always took the phone away
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Speaker 3: during homework time. I always shut the TV off during
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Speaker 3: dinner time, okay. And that's just the way it is.
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Speaker 3: So if if you say, not my kid, my kid's
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Speaker 3: are a straight A, straight B student and they have
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Speaker 3: their phone with them, congratulations on your kid. But most
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Speaker 3: kids aren't like that. So make a standard rule in
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Speaker 3: school that the child is in school to learn, okay,
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Speaker 3: to learn, not to study, listen, learn, communicate, interact. Otherwise
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Speaker 3: the kids don't even interact at lunch because they're on
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Speaker 3: their phones. Then do homeschooling. If you're not going to interact,
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Speaker 3: then keep your kid home, okay, and homeschool there. But
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Speaker 3: while they're in school, they're there for socialization, appropriate socialization,
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Speaker 3: not bullying in all that crap. They're there to learn,
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Speaker 3: listen and get an education. Okay. Phones, you know what,
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Speaker 3: Leave them at the front desk, and when you leave,
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Speaker 3: take your phone with you.
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Speaker 2: Well, that's what's gonna hap up in next year for
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Speaker 2: the Montella Roxbury public schools. That's exactly what's gonna happen again.
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Speaker 2: They're going to be taken put in envelopes and then
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Speaker 2: those envelopes are going to be put in plastic milk crates.
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Speaker 3: And I'm not sure it's one hundred percent to take
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Speaker 3: the phones away. If God forbid, there's a school shooting
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Speaker 3: or there's an emergency, it's good to know that the
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Speaker 3: phone is local enough for the kid to grab and
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Speaker 3: text their family or whatever that there's something going on. Okay.
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Speaker 3: So I'm not saying take the phone away from them
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Speaker 3: completely for the whole day, but I'm definitely saying when
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Speaker 3: they're in the classroom and they're learning, the phone should
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Speaker 3: be in a proximity they can reach, but not available
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Speaker 3: for them during learning time. That's my that's my take
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Speaker 3: on it.
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Speaker 2: I got you, and I hear you loud and clear.
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Speaker 2: But here's the thing. The uh, the envelopes, thelastic milk
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Speaker 2: crates and the carts, these supplies, and I was reading
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Speaker 2: about this in the bridge. These supplies are going to
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Speaker 2: cost the Montpellier Roxbury Public schools two thousand bucks, two
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Speaker 2: thousand dollars for plastic milk crates and envelopes.
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Speaker 3: Yeah no, Look, who be responsible adult? Okay, teach your children,
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Speaker 3: be responsible and tell your kids when they're in school
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Speaker 3: they shouldn't be on their phone. So stick the phone
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Speaker 3: up by the teacher's desk in a basket that costs
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Speaker 3: a dollar twenty five exactly, okay, and spend that two
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Speaker 3: thousand dollars on the education about children.
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Speaker 2: Thank you God, I love you.
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Speaker 3: Okay, But put the phones in a basket up at
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Speaker 3: the teacher's desk, all right, Come on. Oh, I bought
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Speaker 3: my kid a phone in there entitled to keep it
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Speaker 3: on them shut up birthdays today. Vicky Morales is on
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Speaker 3: the list today. Rick Lafayette, who's an unbelievable guy. I
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Speaker 3: got to talk with him today, sixty one years old.
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Speaker 3: Happy birthday, Rick, Brandy Haynes, Joe Hutchinson, Tammy Baldwin, Happy birthday,
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Speaker 3: Timmy Mary and Simpson, Alie Keene. I'm glancing Michael Ralph here,
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Speaker 3: Heather Douglas, Mike Ralph. That's a cool last name. Is
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Speaker 3: it Mike or is it Ralph? Is it Ralph? Or
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Speaker 3: is it Mike?
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Speaker 2: Devin Gould justin Clapp Today Virginia Baron, Tim Kavanaugh is
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Speaker 2: on the birthday list today. That's pretty cool. So happy
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Speaker 2: birthday everyone, Happy birthday everyone. Today is international and I'm
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Speaker 2: so glad because this is something you and I are
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Speaker 2: so passionate about. International Bat Appreciation Day. Oh yes, oh
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Speaker 2: my god, we love bats.
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Speaker 3: Oh. I sit outside all summer waiting for the sun
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Speaker 3: to go down, just so what bat goes by? And
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Speaker 3: I go, there's a bat. There's a bat. Do you know?
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Speaker 3: Every day is international something? Bullshit day? They should make
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Speaker 3: every day international something bullshit day, because every day there's
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Speaker 3: some bullshit that's international.
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Speaker 2: I know how much you love bats.
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Speaker 3: I love them.
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Speaker 2: You constantly are reading books about that, You're watching documentaries
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Speaker 2: about bats.
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Speaker 3: I draw bats.
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Speaker 2: You have bat you draw them. I have a bad hat.
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Speaker 2: You have a bad hat. You have a batmobile. You
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Speaker 2: have Yeah, you have bat art all over your house
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Speaker 2: and batshit. Jed, being the woodworker that he is, he
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Speaker 2: makes bats out of wood. He makes bats out of woods,
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Speaker 2: out of wood. And you guys have bathouses all.
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Speaker 3: Over your properties, yes, all of them.
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Speaker 2: You're one of the biggest bat supporters. Yeah, and appreciators
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Speaker 2: I have ever known.
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Speaker 3: And today is our day. It's our day. Happy bet
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Speaker 3: day us.
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Speaker 2: Come on, though they do a lot. They what do
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Speaker 2: they eat a thousand mosquitos an hour? Yeah, right, which
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Speaker 2: is amazing. It's incredible.
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Speaker 3: And not only do they take away those mosquitos that
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Speaker 3: carry viruses, but then themselves and their shit creates viruses.
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Speaker 3: So they're amazing because they eat the viruses so that
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Speaker 3: they can spew the viruses. They're they're fabulous. They're wonderful creatures.
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Speaker 2: They make nests in your hair, your hair, they make
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Speaker 2: nests in your house. Everywhere, everywhere, and they get that
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Speaker 2: feces everywhere, which smells absolutely fabulous. True story. Listen, so
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Speaker 2: many of us have experienced having a bat in the house.
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Speaker 3: Have you I went, I went to a showing because
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Speaker 3: I wanted to look at a house. We were looking
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Speaker 3: at houses to buy, and we saw in the basement
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Speaker 3: in the corner a bat hanging there. Think you have
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Speaker 3: a great day, goodbye? Yeah, And I said, well, not
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Speaker 3: buying his house.
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Speaker 2: Francine is saying, I love g He has no filter
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Speaker 2: like me.
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Speaker 3: Should I have a filter?
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Speaker 2: So many of us do.
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Speaker 3: But look, here's the facts. Okay, anybody who knows me
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Speaker 3: knows that they will never guess, never guess what's g thinking. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: I don't like people saying, hmm, I'm not sure if
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Speaker 3: he's being sincere. Okay, if it comes out of this matter,
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Speaker 3: it's because it was in this head.
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Speaker 2: Yes, period, that's it. And we're gonna go there in
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Speaker 2: just a minute. Oh, we're gonna go. We're gonna go
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Speaker 2: there and just gonna go in so many places there.
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Speaker 2: But I just want to say, just quickly back to
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Speaker 2: the damn Look at those fingernails.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, my nails are growing. Look at those my
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Speaker 3: nails are growing again? Is that like a metallic it is?
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Speaker 3: It's a metallic purple. Next week it's going to be well,
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Speaker 3: still be because I go for every other Friday, but
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Speaker 3: then it's going to be metallic silver.
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Speaker 2: Do you do you think if I get the go
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Speaker 2: pro going that we could maybe go over someday and
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Speaker 2: paint Glenn Brummer's fingernails. It is, oh, absolutely manicure?
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Speaker 3: Why not?
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Speaker 2: All right? So have you been have you been in
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Speaker 2: a house where there's been a bat that got in
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Speaker 2: in the middle of the night or whatever and it's
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Speaker 2: flying around and zipping around. Has that ever happened to you?
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Speaker 3: Absolutely?
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Speaker 2: Up in Walden, It has happened to almost all of
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Speaker 2: us up and Walden. That was like a nightmare.
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Speaker 3: Between moose walking down the fucking driveway, bats flying in
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Speaker 3: the house. Yeah, yeah, deer eating the apple trees and stuff.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Do you know I did you do?
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Speaker 2: Did you do like Glenn using the tennis racket? I mean,
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Speaker 2: what an.
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Speaker 3: Insensitive Glenn animal? Same shame on you. Let's call Peter.
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Speaker 3: Yeah you know I'm calling. No, you don't use a
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Speaker 3: tennis racket on them. You put your hand out and
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Speaker 3: go come here. And then when they land on your hand,
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Speaker 3: you put it by your neck and you let them
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Speaker 3: take a bite out of you.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, come on, Glen, tennis racket.
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Speaker 3: I lost total respect for him.
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Speaker 2: I have two I have too. What kind of individual
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Speaker 2: would do something?
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Speaker 3: I'll be worried that they're gonna land in his beard
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Speaker 3: or something. That's just come on, Glen, God, how mean
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Speaker 3: do you pick on me for the colors of my
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Speaker 3: shirts when you use a tennis racket? Day? Hit innocent?
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Speaker 3: Cute little bat? Do you know my my figure looks
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Speaker 3: like a bat? His he is right, you've seen him. Yeah, okay,
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Speaker 3: I have to bring Figgy And I was going to
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Speaker 3: bring him in today. Yeah, FIGI coming in. He's coming in.
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Speaker 3: He's he's going to be our little mascot.
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Speaker 2: I had a I had a worker at my house
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Speaker 2: one time and we built When Lily was like four,
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Speaker 2: we built bathouse and we you know, we we were
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Speaker 2: educating her about bats and the mosquitos and and everything
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Speaker 2: and bats are wonderful and blah blah blah uh. And
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Speaker 2: we put a bathhouse up on way up high on
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Speaker 2: the side of the gamble side of the house. And
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Speaker 2: I had a guy that was working doing some painting
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Speaker 2: and some siding and stuff. And he's up, you know,
23:56
Speaker 2: five thousand feet up on a on a ladder, and
24:00
Speaker 2: and he had a he had a cell phone in
24:02
Speaker 2: his back pocket and he's standing there and he's hearing this.
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Speaker 3: The cutest sounds they make, God, the adorable, Oh my gosh,
24:14
Speaker 3: and you can talk to them.
24:17
Speaker 2: And he about six inches from his face was the
24:23
Speaker 2: bath house. And he pulled his phone out and very
24:28
Speaker 2: quietly called me and was whispering, is this a bath
24:35
Speaker 2: house that's six inches away from my face? And I'm like, yes, shit,
24:42
Speaker 2: I forgot to tell you about that. And he's like, you, pastor,
24:51
Speaker 2: did you ever see a bat up close? Adorable little
24:58
Speaker 2: beady eyes and the nose.
24:59
Speaker 3: And then news and the ears. Oh and they just
25:03
Speaker 3: those ears go back and cook. Oh my god. Come
25:05
Speaker 3: on in for National Bat Day, everybody.
25:08
Speaker 2: We celebrate May. The month of May which is coming up,
25:14
Speaker 2: is Mental Health Awareness Month, and we're gonna be talking
25:18
Speaker 2: an awful lot about that. Speaking of mental health yesterday
25:23
Speaker 2: over at wel Space, what an incredible experience being in
25:27
Speaker 2: the ice bath And thanks so much to Arctic Bliss
25:31
Speaker 2: and our young vandershoot for being there.
25:35
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I have a question.
25:37
Speaker 2: Very disappointed that you weren't there and you didn't get
25:42
Speaker 2: in the ice bath.
25:43
Speaker 3: Listen, I've spent eight fucking months complaining about this goddamn cold.
25:47
Speaker 3: Why would I put my fucking ass in a fucking
25:51
Speaker 3: ice bath? Meantime, I saw this really fat person who
25:59
Speaker 3: has complaned for a year every year, twelve months out
26:06
Speaker 3: of every fucking year. It's too cold, it's fucking I
26:09
Speaker 3: hate this way that get get dead done. And this
26:12
Speaker 3: fucking fat person jumped.
26:13
Speaker 2: In there talking yes, did you just refer to me
26:17
Speaker 2: as the effort?
26:19
Speaker 3: No, I refer to you as the double life, fucking
26:22
Speaker 3: fat and you put your ass in the ice bath,
26:28
Speaker 3: calling me saying can it yet?
26:31
Speaker 1: Gee?
26:33
Speaker 3: Like I'm stupid enough to come down and jump in
26:36
Speaker 3: that thing.
26:37
Speaker 2: The medicinal benefits. Yeah, okay, the list is a mile long, buddy.
26:42
Speaker 3: Jad My hands are cold just sitting here. Why would
26:47
Speaker 3: I put my ass in that. I take a shower
26:51
Speaker 3: if there's not steam coming up, and I'm not red
26:53
Speaker 3: when I get out. It's not a warm shower. It
27:00
Speaker 3: is good for you. It is good for you, and
27:03
Speaker 3: it definitely gets the circulation going and that's wonderful.
27:07
Speaker 2: Yeah.
27:08
Speaker 3: I find other ways for things to be good for me.
27:11
Speaker 3: Ice bath is not one of them.
27:14
Speaker 2: I would have loved if you were there with me.
27:17
Speaker 2: I would have loved to have gotten in the bath
27:21
Speaker 2: with you. I think that would just it would have
27:23
Speaker 2: been why you've had your rubber ducky. I had the
27:26
Speaker 2: rubber ducky.
27:26
Speaker 3: Which was absolutely hysterical with the middle finger up. The
27:30
Speaker 3: rubber Ducky has a little middle finger, which I think
27:33
Speaker 3: is hysterical. Do you know next time you come to
27:36
Speaker 3: my house, you have to see this. Do you know
27:38
Speaker 3: that I have this wood carbed monkey sitting on a
27:42
Speaker 3: shelf right at my front door. Yeah, And it's sitting
27:45
Speaker 3: there and it's the cutest monkey. It's about this big
27:48
Speaker 3: and it's wood cobbed, and it's sitting there with the
27:51
Speaker 3: finger up like this. And that's my way of welcoming
27:55
Speaker 3: you to my home.
27:56
Speaker 2: I've seen it.
27:56
Speaker 3: So your rubber Ducky was hysterical. So there's this large
28:01
Speaker 3: person sitting in this ice ball mark with this man
28:05
Speaker 3: sitting next to him coaxing, come on, breathe, deep breathed, relax,
28:11
Speaker 3: keep your arms together. So no, what a cold water
28:14
Speaker 3: goes under your arm pits. Sit there good and then
28:18
Speaker 3: when you got out, Oh good boy, oh good boy,
28:23
Speaker 3: while I sat comfortably with a cappuccino in my house. Okay,
28:29
Speaker 3: looking at it, going, what an asshole? Didn't even do
28:36
Speaker 3: it at a ninety degree day? Did it in the cold,
28:41
Speaker 3: but with snow coming you could see the snow coming down.
28:44
Speaker 2: I felt like a million dollars for the rest of
28:48
Speaker 2: the day.
28:49
Speaker 3: How do you feel today?
28:50
Speaker 2: Like shit?
28:50
Speaker 3: Boom done? Problem solved? Hey did you see that that
28:57
Speaker 3: that that that that that that that that that six
29:00
Speaker 3: people flew up into the atmosphere?
29:03
Speaker 2: Wait a second, are we getting into the segment of
29:08
Speaker 2: Gee's spot called what burns My ass?
29:13
Speaker 1: Oh?
29:13
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, here we go.
29:15
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what burns my ass? What burns what
29:18
Speaker 3: burns my ass? Is that six women went up in
29:23
Speaker 3: a capsule. Here we go, Shirley, Now I'm gonna piss
29:25
Speaker 3: you off. Okay, up in a capsule, which, by the way,
29:30
Speaker 3: looked like a penis. Let's discuss it, that capsule. Embarrassing
29:37
Speaker 3: went up in a capsule into the atmosphere, and people
29:40
Speaker 3: are now calling them astronauts and women power. Come on, people,
29:52
Speaker 3: Well it was only women that were there. Okay, so
29:55
Speaker 3: now they make this big thing about hey, you know what,
29:59
Speaker 3: there was a median made me laugh when he said,
30:04
Speaker 3: surely this is gonna piss you off.
30:07
Speaker 2: It's gonna piss off more than just Shirley.
30:09
Speaker 3: Okay, six women.
30:13
Speaker 2: Can we just preface here at first that you are
30:15
Speaker 2: repeating what you heard a comedian said.
30:18
Speaker 3: However, you would also say it without shame. I'm upset
30:24
Speaker 3: that this comedian on the Daily Show beat me to it. Okay, Okay,
30:30
Speaker 3: six women finally met society's expectations and reached zero weight.
30:42
Speaker 3: I love that. Okay, And they've made such a big
30:46
Speaker 3: deal about these six women going you know what. They
30:50
Speaker 3: were passengers, not astronauts'.
30:56
Speaker 2: I think you're just jealous that you weren't on board.
31:01
Speaker 3: And none of these women paid for it either. It
31:03
Speaker 3: was a publicity thing. Okay. If they said to me, hey, gee,
31:09
Speaker 3: you want to go up, I'd be like, let's do it.
31:12
Speaker 2: Becky just burned herself because she just spit up her
31:14
Speaker 2: coffee laughing.
31:15
Speaker 3: See you're all Becky, You're probably going to be pissed
31:18
Speaker 3: at me for saying that. But I mean, you know,
31:21
Speaker 3: the women finally met society's expectations. You see all these
31:25
Speaker 3: models out there skinnier than a rail trying to prove this,
31:28
Speaker 3: and women are always starving themselves because they have to
31:31
Speaker 3: look better. You know what women be, You do you
31:34
Speaker 3: You don't have to impress anybody but yourself. But the
31:37
Speaker 3: bottom line is society has always said women have to
31:40
Speaker 3: be pencil sized. Well, these six women finally met the
31:44
Speaker 3: expectations and they went to zero weight. Congratulations, this was
31:50
Speaker 3: that burned my ass.
31:52
Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you what burns my ass here
31:53
Speaker 2: in a second. But this was a monument No, it wasn't.
31:59
Speaker 3: Devent hundreds of people have already gone up, what's the
32:02
Speaker 3: monument there? Because six women did it? Well, guess what
32:05
Speaker 3: it must be monumental if six men do it. I mean,
32:08
Speaker 3: come on, this was the first black woman did it,
32:11
Speaker 3: the first gay person did it? Six women did it?
32:14
Speaker 3: Come on, this isn't monumental. It'd be monumental if six
32:19
Speaker 3: women went up and went to Mars and stepped on Mars.
32:23
Speaker 3: Then it doesn't. It doesn't matter if it's a woman
32:26
Speaker 3: or a man. People keep saying, let's treat everybody equal,
32:30
Speaker 3: but then the media keeps pointing out women. Finally, did
32:35
Speaker 3: this first gay man, first black man, first Asian person.
32:40
Speaker 3: We keep giving everybody these titles, and then we say,
32:44
Speaker 3: but everybody should be treated equals. Stop titling everything, Stop
32:50
Speaker 3: titling it, and just say six people were passengers up
32:54
Speaker 3: in space.
33:00
Speaker 2: Big moment for Blue or Origin.
33:03
Speaker 3: Though, come on, what you mean the penis that went
33:07
Speaker 3: up in space?
33:08
Speaker 2: Glenn says, you're jealous because you didn't get to ride
33:10
Speaker 2: the big penis. He just said that.
33:13
Speaker 3: Glenna trusts me. Trust me. I have ridden many things
33:18
Speaker 3: in life. I don't need to go into space. But
33:22
Speaker 3: if they asked me, I'd go, what the hell. Everybody
33:26
Speaker 3: has a number when your times up, it's times up.
33:29
Speaker 3: So if you go into space and it blows up,
33:31
Speaker 3: guess what that was the Grim Reaper saying times up?
33:34
Speaker 3: So I'd go, why not? But I'm not spending a
33:37
Speaker 3: half a million or a million and a half dollars
33:40
Speaker 3: to do it.
33:41
Speaker 2: Hillary agrees with you. She says it's disrespectful to the
33:45
Speaker 2: women who are actually who actually work in the field.
33:49
Speaker 3: Yeah. Just people, just say people, Yeah, just say people.
33:55
Speaker 3: You know, I watched The Comedian the other day because
33:58
Speaker 3: Jed and I like watching comedians. They make a smile
34:01
Speaker 3: and all this stuff. I watched the comedian the other
34:03
Speaker 3: day that all he kept saying was and the gays,
34:07
Speaker 3: the gaze, the gaze. Why do you have to title everything? Okay?
34:13
Speaker 3: Why does everything have to well? I have friends that
34:16
Speaker 3: are gay? Okay? Why don't you say you have friends?
34:21
Speaker 3: What does it matter if they're gay or straight? Black, white, male, female, fat, skinny,
34:29
Speaker 3: mentally challenged, intelligent? Why does that matter so much?
34:35
Speaker 2: Okay?
34:35
Speaker 3: Why don't we just help each other instead of well,
34:39
Speaker 3: I want to give to the mentally challenged. Why don't
34:41
Speaker 3: you just give? Yeah, okay, just for you stop saying
34:44
Speaker 3: that titling everything. You know, friends say to me, hey,
34:48
Speaker 3: there's Bob, he's gay. So I walk down the street
34:52
Speaker 3: and say, have you ever seen Jimmy? He's straight? Doesn't
34:55
Speaker 3: that sound stupid? So why do you have to say
34:58
Speaker 3: there's Bob he's gay. Why don't you say, hey, there's Bob,
35:01
Speaker 3: he's a swell guy. Hey, look at Mary on the motorcycle.
35:06
Speaker 3: Well you know she's a lesbian. Okay, what about Bertha?
35:10
Speaker 3: She's straight? Who cares?
35:14
Speaker 2: You're so right?
35:15
Speaker 3: Jesus, stop people. That's why society has so many issues
35:20
Speaker 3: focused on the issues that are important, like the fucking
35:24
Speaker 3: moron orange man who's destroying our country?
35:27
Speaker 2: All right, you and you know and also, let's say
35:32
Speaker 2: this wipen up a little bit. Why you just called
35:35
Speaker 2: me all kinds of names fat mentally challenged for getting
35:40
Speaker 2: in an ice bath yesterday. That I don't take offense
35:43
Speaker 2: to that.
35:44
Speaker 3: No, because it's all done in humor and love. Yes,
35:48
Speaker 3: because I know you. I wouldn't walk up to a
35:50
Speaker 3: heavy person and say, excuse me, you're fat because I
35:53
Speaker 3: don't know that person, and I'm not going to disrespect
35:56
Speaker 3: that person. I know you, and you're easy to disrespect.
35:59
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.
36:06
Speaker 3: You know people that know me say hey, gee, you
36:08
Speaker 3: know you're a little flamboyant, and I'm like a little
36:11
Speaker 3: come on, say like it is? Okay?
36:15
Speaker 2: What burns my ass? And I've talked. I've featured the
36:23
Speaker 2: Berry Duncan Donuts guy on this segment.
36:27
Speaker 3: We need to have him on.
36:28
Speaker 2: I would love to have him on. I have talked
36:32
Speaker 2: about the automated phone prompts and how they burn my ass.
36:39
Speaker 2: There are too many things that burn my ass. One
36:42
Speaker 2: of the things was I went to see the Minecraft
36:46
Speaker 2: movie with Jack Black, even my ten year old daughter
36:51
Speaker 2: when it was over looked at me and was like,
36:56
Speaker 2: what was that?
36:58
Speaker 3: He's the sexiest man live.
37:01
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jack Black is the sexiest man alive. And Minecraft
37:07
Speaker 2: is the best movie that has hit the theaters in years,
37:16
Speaker 2: and Jack Black is the sexiest man alive. I mean,
37:19
Speaker 2: it was horrible.
37:21
Speaker 3: I'm feeling like I feel like Sheldon Cooper right here
37:25
Speaker 3: on Big Bang and I want to say sarcasm.
37:30
Speaker 2: Wait, hold on, give me yeah?
37:32
Speaker 3: Is that suckasm? Like it?
37:37
Speaker 2: It grows like sixty five million dollars almost immediately. Gee,
37:46
Speaker 2: I would pay you literally, I would pay you to
37:50
Speaker 2: sit through it. I'll pay you by ten minute segments.
37:54
Speaker 3: Now it's so bad. Well, it's like when they said
37:58
Speaker 3: La La Land was the best picture out there and
38:01
Speaker 3: said and I couldn't wait to watch it, and we
38:03
Speaker 3: watched it. At the end we were like what the fuck?
38:06
Speaker 2: What was I You know, when it was over, I
38:09
Speaker 2: was like, you clapped?
38:11
Speaker 3: Wait over?
38:14
Speaker 2: I was like, seriously, there were people clapping in the
38:18
Speaker 2: theater when it was over. Well, yeah, in a good way,
38:20
Speaker 2: Like that was a great movie. And I'm thinking to myself,
38:23
Speaker 2: what am I if I become an old man?
38:27
Speaker 3: Yes, we have.
38:30
Speaker 2: Because fantastic movies were et Star Wars Close Encounters of
38:38
Speaker 2: the third kind.
38:40
Speaker 3: The list goes on, well, now they make it, but
38:44
Speaker 3: this was nationalized that you you can't even enjoy it?
38:47
Speaker 2: How was How was that a box office smash?
38:51
Speaker 3: Because we don't the old people don't know better.
38:54
Speaker 2: And I'm like, are you what was? What? Did I
38:58
Speaker 2: just waste my life on this planet? My time on
39:02
Speaker 2: this planet? Yeah, for the last two hours. Yeah. Obviously
39:07
Speaker 2: I'm sitting next to my daughter, so if if, if
39:09
Speaker 2: she's happy, I'm happy. Okay, So well.
39:12
Speaker 4: She happy, she's ten? She was just not really, I
39:20
Speaker 4: mean not what what did we just want?
39:22
Speaker 2: In the car on the way home, we discussed what
39:25
Speaker 2: a plot is, right, okay? And I was like, minecraft
39:33
Speaker 2: is what a plot is this? I mean just absolutely like, really,
39:40
Speaker 2: is this what we have resorted to? Is this what
39:43
Speaker 2: our society thinks is a fantastic movie? Are you kidding me?
39:50
Speaker 3: Really?
39:52
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
39:53
Speaker 3: Now I need you to do me a favor. I
39:56
Speaker 3: need you to show the face I had at the
40:01
Speaker 3: doctor's office before I tell this story.
40:03
Speaker 2: All right now, when g starts moving around in the
40:08
Speaker 2: couch and getting comfortable, that.
40:11
Speaker 3: Is a bad because here comes another what burns my ad.
40:15
Speaker 2: That's a bad sign right there. And I'm telling you
40:18
Speaker 2: all right now, warning you.
40:20
Speaker 3: Here it comes show my face.
40:22
Speaker 2: I'm trying to come up with the disclaimer off the
40:24
Speaker 2: top of my head. Here.
40:26
Speaker 3: Well, I won't say the name of the place.
40:28
Speaker 2: The opinions of the aren't necessarily the shared opinions of
40:36
Speaker 2: the aired out podcast.
40:41
Speaker 3: YadA, YadA, YadA.
40:42
Speaker 2: When can I just breface that you're gonna I'm just
40:46
Speaker 2: gonna preface this. When G leaves his house, things change,
41:00
Speaker 2: Things happen. G doesn't just leave his house and go
41:06
Speaker 2: grocery shopping or go out to a restaurant without something
41:12
Speaker 2: something happening. Yep, Am I the same way?
41:14
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, you can't even fought without something happening.
41:18
Speaker 2: This is true, and this is true. But you you
41:21
Speaker 2: just like every time you go out you're texting me,
41:25
Speaker 2: you're not gonna believe what just happened to me. I
41:27
Speaker 2: do the same thing.
41:28
Speaker 3: To you because I can't people. That's the problem is.
41:31
Speaker 3: I can't people, especially stupid ones. Yeah, I just can't.
41:36
Speaker 3: When do you want me to show show the show
41:38
Speaker 3: the face so people know exactly what I look like.
41:41
Speaker 3: When I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room.
41:45
Speaker 2: You actually took this picture and you sent it to me, yes,
41:47
Speaker 2: and I'm putting it on the screen right now. Okay,
41:49
Speaker 2: there it.
41:49
Speaker 3: Is, all right. So that's the face I had when
41:52
Speaker 3: I was sitting in the waiting room people.
41:54
Speaker 2: Okay.
41:56
Speaker 3: There were eleven old people in the waiting room. Okay,
42:02
Speaker 3: eleven old people, and I'm saying old meaning older than me.
42:07
Speaker 3: And this is the face they saw. And this man
42:14
Speaker 3: sits next to me. He must have been one hundred
42:17
Speaker 3: and seventy. Okay, he sat with you respect your elders. Please,
42:23
Speaker 3: do you know you get to a certain age where
42:25
Speaker 3: you don't care. He sits next to me and he
42:29
Speaker 3: looks at me and he goes, how's it going? What
42:32
Speaker 3: are you here for? And you said, and I went, please,
42:37
Speaker 3: don't talk to me. Gee, that's not And I looked
42:43
Speaker 3: the other way and he said oh, and he walked away. Now,
42:48
Speaker 3: if you saw that face, why would you come over
42:51
Speaker 3: and talk to him? Because that face clearly resting bitch
42:54
Speaker 3: face said not in the mood. And yet that's what
42:59
Speaker 3: I had to deal with. And on top of that,
43:01
Speaker 3: I went to check in and the receptionist name Gef Forbes.
43:10
Speaker 3: Dana Barreth who you're here to saying mm hmmm, is
43:15
Speaker 3: only information the same? And I looked at it and
43:17
Speaker 3: I says, can you be any ruder? Are you not
43:21
Speaker 3: at least nice when people come in here? And she
43:25
Speaker 3: looked at me, went pardon me. I said, no, there's
43:27
Speaker 3: no pardon for that attitude. I said, you need to
43:30
Speaker 3: be much more pleasant.
43:34
Speaker 2: You have you really have zero filter zero. She went
43:37
Speaker 2: back to me, She went name.
43:40
Speaker 3: I says, I told you already have a seat, somebody
43:43
Speaker 3: will be with you shortly. I was like, oh my god.
43:46
Speaker 3: So after dealing with that, that resting bitchface was already
43:50
Speaker 3: irritated and incomes what are you here for? What is
43:55
Speaker 3: it your business? So I just said, please don't speak
43:58
Speaker 3: to me.
44:01
Speaker 2: I mean, if I saw that face right there, if
44:04
Speaker 2: I said, hey, good morning, it's a beautiful day.
44:10
Speaker 3: I would have looked at you and said really, and.
44:11
Speaker 2: You looked at me like that like I'm seeing on
44:14
Speaker 2: the monitor right now, uh huh. I would be like, holy.
44:18
Speaker 3: Shit, I'm at a doctor's office. Why are you asking
44:21
Speaker 3: me what I'm in for? What is it your business?
44:25
Speaker 2: Should have coughed all over him and said, I don't know.
44:27
Speaker 2: I got some.
44:29
Speaker 3: Right, I got some disease. I'm waiting to find out
44:31
Speaker 3: rash and a cough anyway, so that burns my bubble?
44:37
Speaker 2: Wowow yep.
44:39
Speaker 3: I know all you people are like, God, he's nasty.
44:42
Speaker 3: I'm not. Usually i'm not, but when I have a
44:44
Speaker 3: face like that on clearly I'm not in the mood
44:47
Speaker 3: to chat.
44:47
Speaker 2: This is having you in here on a Thursday morning.
44:52
Speaker 2: Is it's therapeutic for for me and maybe others because
44:59
Speaker 2: related to is something that's that's huge. And maybe some
45:04
Speaker 2: people can't relate to what you just said, but I
45:07
Speaker 2: think some people could relate to this next item that
45:10
Speaker 2: burns my ass. Oh, the same gas station, same pump number,
45:22
Speaker 2: hasn't had printer or paper for the last ten years.
45:29
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say that has to be over at Irving
45:32
Speaker 3: over here, because every time I go there, they're like,
45:35
Speaker 3: if you want to receive go inside.
45:37
Speaker 2: That's right, the Irving is one of them.
45:40
Speaker 3: It's like, what the fuck? People, isn't that part of
45:42
Speaker 3: their job?
45:45
Speaker 2: Can I scream for a second because I'm upset?
45:47
Speaker 3: Yes, go ahead, put the paper in the pump, yep.
45:53
Speaker 2: I don't want to, you know, call out any specific
46:00
Speaker 2: gas station. The mobile station in Northfield.
46:07
Speaker 3: But did I say that.
46:10
Speaker 2: Put the paper into the pump?
46:14
Speaker 3: Isn't that their job?
46:16
Speaker 2: Why? Why does anyone? Here's what burns my ass even more.
46:21
Speaker 2: I'm in a rush. Uh huh. I need the receipt
46:25
Speaker 2: right now. I have to go into the store ye
46:28
Speaker 2: and wait.
46:29
Speaker 3: In line for them to print them a seat on
46:32
Speaker 3: the paper that should be.
46:33
Speaker 2: Outside, waiting in line for the fifteen people in front
46:38
Speaker 2: of me that are getting there whatever they're getting, including
46:43
Speaker 2: their their their their their cigarettes, and their lottery tickets.
46:46
Speaker 2: I have to wait in line for that.
46:48
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, here's one more thing that burns my ass, please, okay,
46:59
Speaker 3: and then can I come back with another one because
47:01
Speaker 3: I got more. We had a power outage the other
47:05
Speaker 3: day here in Barry Okay, Okay, especially up by Barry Town.
47:09
Speaker 3: I think it was two days ago.
47:11
Speaker 2: Okay.
47:12
Speaker 3: It was out for like an hour or a half hour,
47:14
Speaker 3: whatever it was. I was on the phone, so I
47:16
Speaker 3: didn't even know until my husband came out and said,
47:18
Speaker 3: you know, the powers out, and I'm like, oh, okay, cool.
47:21
Speaker 3: My brother went down to a local grocery convenience store,
47:28
Speaker 3: not gonna say where, but it's at the bottom of
47:30
Speaker 3: Hill Street. Okay, And he was buying himself some wine
47:35
Speaker 3: for the evening and he went to the desk with
47:39
Speaker 3: the wine, which was like nineteen bucks, and they said, oh,
47:45
Speaker 3: our computer is still booting up. You have to wait.
47:50
Speaker 3: So my brother, who didn't want to wait, whips out
47:53
Speaker 3: twenty five bucks for nineteen dollars bottle and he says, here,
47:58
Speaker 3: I'll just give you the cash. We can't do that
48:01
Speaker 3: and he said, you know what it costs nineteen dollars.
48:04
Speaker 3: Here's twenty five bucks. Keep the change. And they said
48:08
Speaker 3: we can't do that. You're gonna have to wait. He
48:11
Speaker 3: paid more cash just to get the fuck out and
48:16
Speaker 3: they said we can't do that. You have to wait
48:18
Speaker 3: because we can't figure out the change. And he said,
48:20
Speaker 3: keep the change and they said we can't do that.
48:24
Speaker 3: And I said to my brother, you should have said,
48:26
Speaker 3: you know what, here's twenty five bucks and walk the
48:29
Speaker 3: fuck out. What are they going to call the police
48:30
Speaker 3: and say you stole there's the money? Come on people.
48:37
Speaker 3: So he had to stand there and wait until the
48:40
Speaker 3: computer's rebooted. That burns my ass, you know what burns
48:44
Speaker 3: my ass?
48:45
Speaker 2: Right? And that was a good one. That was a
48:49
Speaker 2: good one. What burns my ass is the self touch
48:55
Speaker 2: screen checkout, and I've complained about this in the past.
49:00
Speaker 2: Over at the Dollar Tree, there's three registers. Two of
49:05
Speaker 2: the three have been broken for the last one hundred years.
49:12
Speaker 2: And you know the Dollar Tree I'm talking about. Oh yeah,
49:15
Speaker 2: the one with the line that's ten miles long for
49:17
Speaker 2: the for the one working register with the clerk who
49:20
Speaker 2: has to check out everyone. Well, the other two registers
49:23
Speaker 2: are collecting dust. Is still yes, that Dollar General. Yeah,
49:28
Speaker 2: that burns my ass.
49:30
Speaker 3: With the customer in front of you that has so
49:32
Speaker 3: much shit that you're going to wait twenty minutes because
49:35
Speaker 3: they're buying their entire world at the dollars.
49:37
Speaker 2: And you have one thing, yes, yes, but the other
49:41
Speaker 2: two registers have not been working for the last hundred years.
49:45
Speaker 3: Yeah.
49:47
Speaker 2: FU fixed the registers. Yeah, I know it fixed them.
49:54
Speaker 3: No, because they don't want to spend the money. What
49:57
Speaker 3: burns my answer? That I even have to fuck can
50:00
Speaker 3: check out myself. I went to at least you can
50:05
Speaker 3: move along, quicker buddy. You know what I went to,
50:08
Speaker 3: And I'm not gonna say where, but I went to
50:11
Speaker 3: the Maple Fields up in Colchester, right by Costco. But
50:15
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say where it was. Yeah, okay, please don't,
50:18
Speaker 3: please don't. There were three people behind the counter, three
50:25
Speaker 3: standing there talking, and I went up and they said, oh, no, no,
50:30
Speaker 3: you just scan it right there and pay right there.
50:34
Speaker 3: And I was like, excuse me, you have to scan
50:37
Speaker 3: your items there and you just pay right there with
50:40
Speaker 3: your card or you put the cash into the machine
50:43
Speaker 3: and it gives you the change. And I'm like, then,
50:45
Speaker 3: why the fuck are you here?
50:52
Speaker 2: Gee? You're you're you're worked up, buddy, So are you
50:55
Speaker 2: You're you're worked up?
50:58
Speaker 3: It's the uh, it's the number four.
51:01
Speaker 2: Your your workedout, buddy. I'd like to shift gears to
51:07
Speaker 2: our Big Week dilemma.
51:09
Speaker 3: Okay, By the way, I really am a nice guy.
51:12
Speaker 2: Yeah he actually.
51:17
Speaker 3: Really is, really.
51:18
Speaker 2: Are The Big Week Dilemma is from Ian and Craftsberry,
51:27
Speaker 2: who says, please ask Ge what he thinks I should
51:31
Speaker 2: do about my wife and the fact that I can't
51:35
Speaker 2: park my truck in the garage because of all of
51:40
Speaker 2: her crap. It literally is so full of all of
51:44
Speaker 2: her junk she has been accumulating over the years from
51:48
Speaker 2: yard sales and whatever. See, I'd like to have the
51:53
Speaker 2: camera on your face because I see you absorbing this
51:57
Speaker 2: and I see the connectivity. The neurons are firing. Yep.
52:02
Speaker 2: All winter, I couldn't park in the garage because of
52:07
Speaker 2: large plastic glow molds from Christmas and a ton of
52:12
Speaker 2: other shit. I'm sick of it. Now it's spring and
52:18
Speaker 2: I still can't park in there. She can't either. Why
52:23
Speaker 2: bother having a fucking garage in the first place. When
52:29
Speaker 2: I was growing up as a kid back in the day,
52:33
Speaker 2: the garage was where your car went, not all of
52:39
Speaker 2: your junk that you never use. We're talking about a
52:44
Speaker 2: five hundred square foot two car garage. What's ag I
52:58
Speaker 2: mean some people are turning in their garage as to airbnbs.
53:01
Speaker 2: You know that. Yep?
53:02
Speaker 3: I say two things.
53:03
Speaker 2: What do you say?
53:04
Speaker 3: One be happy that shit isn't in your house? And
53:11
Speaker 3: two you forgot the old adage happy wife, happy life.
53:17
Speaker 3: Oh okay, that's all I'm gonna say. If your wife
53:22
Speaker 3: is happy with all that shit in the garage, your
53:27
Speaker 3: life is happy, say something to her and sleep on
53:31
Speaker 3: the ken.
53:31
Speaker 2: But his life isn't happy because his truck is outside.
53:35
Speaker 2: He's got snow on it. He's good.
53:37
Speaker 3: Oh, it's a truck.
53:39
Speaker 2: He's got leaves on it.
53:40
Speaker 3: Listen, my husband has the entire two car garage as
53:44
Speaker 3: a workshop, and my vehicle has to be out in
53:47
Speaker 3: the fucking snow, rain, hail, sleet and sun all year long,
53:53
Speaker 3: and so does his truck. This okay, happy life, happy life,
53:58
Speaker 3: be happy. The shit isn't in the house.
54:00
Speaker 2: I think. I think Ian has a point here.
54:03
Speaker 3: Well, Ian, build a fucking she shed for her and
54:05
Speaker 3: put all her ship in the she shed. Man up,
54:08
Speaker 3: either you build her something?
54:11
Speaker 2: Why should Ian have pollen all over his windshield?
54:15
Speaker 3: Because his wife is happy? Because because what his wife
54:20
Speaker 3: is happy, and therefore he's happy. Go ahead, I and
54:23
Speaker 3: tell her to throw all her ship out and see
54:26
Speaker 3: where you end up.
54:27
Speaker 2: Some people are building she sheds for hobbies and stuff
54:31
Speaker 2: that you know, build a shed for I want to.
54:34
Speaker 2: They don't want to hear the man complain about it.
54:36
Speaker 3: Build a she shed and if you don't have the room,
54:38
Speaker 3: then then you know what, find find space in the
54:42
Speaker 3: house for her to throw all her You have a
54:45
Speaker 3: guest room that you never used. Throw her ship in their.
54:47
Speaker 2: Here's the hang on a second, isn't it? Isn't it
54:51
Speaker 2: the wife who is mostly complaining about his clutter that
54:56
Speaker 2: we have it the other way around here this morning, we.
54:59
Speaker 3: Have happy wife happy, we have a guy.
55:02
Speaker 2: Who's complaining about his wife's clutter. Right, that's not normal
55:08
Speaker 2: normal right.
55:09
Speaker 3: But the bottom line is, I personally would rather have
55:15
Speaker 3: her shit in the garage out of the way than
55:18
Speaker 3: in my house, right, And I would personally like to
55:22
Speaker 3: see her happy. Otherwise, he and you're not gonna get dinner,
55:25
Speaker 3: you're not gonna get sex, you're not gonna get anything.
55:29
Speaker 3: I know. But because she's gonna be pissed. So either
55:32
Speaker 3: shed the two car garage, you know what, buy a
55:35
Speaker 3: fucking shed, a metal shed, and have her stuff in there.
55:38
Speaker 3: Do something like that. But don't, I'm telling you. You
55:41
Speaker 3: throw her shit out on her, and you're you're dead.
55:44
Speaker 3: You're dead meat, okay, you know. And and there's others
55:48
Speaker 3: I'm sure that that are gonna say. I think you
55:50
Speaker 3: know Ian's being a dink here. Well, he's not being
55:53
Speaker 3: a dink, I understand. I totally respect the fact that
55:56
Speaker 3: he he bought a house with a two car garage
55:58
Speaker 3: so that he can put his and his wife car
56:00
Speaker 3: in the garage. But things change, and if you don't
56:04
Speaker 3: like it there, say you know what, honey, I really
56:05
Speaker 3: would love to put my car, my truck in the garage.
56:08
Speaker 3: So here's an idea. Why don't we go out to
56:11
Speaker 3: home depot. Clone moves out in the snow. No, let's
56:15
Speaker 3: go to home depot and let's buy one of those
56:18
Speaker 3: really nice metal sheds or wooden sheds or whatever. We'll
56:21
Speaker 3: put it together and we'll we'll make a little path
56:24
Speaker 3: from the house to that shed and you can put
56:28
Speaker 3: your stuff in there. Okay, you need to be creative, buddy.
56:33
Speaker 2: So that he can store his ab wheel, because he
56:36
Speaker 2: still believes that somewhere beneath that twelve pack is a
56:39
Speaker 2: six pack. Yeah. I mean there's the app there's the
56:42
Speaker 2: ab wheel.
56:43
Speaker 3: Yeah.
56:43
Speaker 2: Okay, there's the crunch machine. There's the crunch machine. There's
56:48
Speaker 2: the futon from college. There's the treadmill. The treadmill, thank you,
56:52
Speaker 2: I forgot about that.
56:53
Speaker 3: You always have to have that.
56:55
Speaker 2: There's the aquarium. Yeah, the bowling trophies.
56:59
Speaker 3: Yeah.
57:00
Speaker 2: Come on, Ian, you got shit too, Bud. Yeah, it's
57:03
Speaker 2: not just yeah, it's not just your wife. Well you
57:06
Speaker 2: know what, Ian, they got your golf clubs.
57:08
Speaker 3: Ian. They also build have these storage things that hang
57:12
Speaker 3: from the ceiling of the garage that you can put
57:14
Speaker 3: shit on. Yeah, okay, they have wall pieces that you
57:18
Speaker 3: can put on the sides of the garage inside that
57:20
Speaker 3: she can put her stuff on. Help her organize it.
57:23
Speaker 3: And if she doesn't mind her car outside, set up
57:26
Speaker 3: an entire storage area on her side of the garage,
57:30
Speaker 3: right because she leaves her car out there and build
57:33
Speaker 3: shelving and stuff there. Put her stuff on that side,
57:36
Speaker 3: and then you can use your side. But you need
57:38
Speaker 3: to be creative. Yeah, okay, don't just whine about it,
57:42
Speaker 3: do something about it. Buyer or shed use her side
57:45
Speaker 3: to have multi level shelving and stuff and set up
57:49
Speaker 3: her stuff on that side.
57:50
Speaker 2: And what about Ian with all of his old rusty
57:54
Speaker 2: tools laying around and they're hanging on the walls of
57:57
Speaker 2: this garage like the inside of a cracker barrel. What
58:00
Speaker 2: the hell's that all?
58:01
Speaker 3: I don't know, God, okay, but that come on, people,
58:07
Speaker 3: So now you see these other alternatives. And I feel
58:11
Speaker 3: your pain because I can't put my brand new vehicle
58:14
Speaker 3: in the garage because my husband has both sides as
58:18
Speaker 3: a wood shop for his hobbies. Okay. Meanwhile, all my
58:25
Speaker 3: canning stuff and everything so that I can can foods
58:28
Speaker 3: and stuff like that all downstairs in a little closets
58:31
Speaker 3: stacked up out of the way, and he has an
58:35
Speaker 3: entire garage that I can't put my new vehicle in. Selfish,
58:38
Speaker 3: So I feel your pain, but selfish, you need to
58:42
Speaker 3: find creative ways.
58:45
Speaker 2: Okay, just in time for Easter, which is this Sunday.
58:49
Speaker 3: Gee, Peeps, you can't even say this with a straight face.
58:57
Speaker 2: Peeps Peep's flavored cheesecake. Now you make cheesecake Peep's milk.
59:07
Speaker 2: We have Peep's milk. I mean, even the peep even
59:11
Speaker 2: the Peeps haters are laughing about this Peep's flavored milk.
59:18
Speaker 2: I'm not so sure that this is a good good thing.
59:23
Speaker 2: I'm gonna show it on camera here.
59:25
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's disgusting.
59:27
Speaker 2: Let's see right here.
59:30
Speaker 3: When I saw this, I was like, you said to me,
59:33
Speaker 3: and I looked through all of that and I was like,
59:35
Speaker 3: this is just gross.
59:37
Speaker 2: It says Peep's flavored milk, sweet marshmallow, artificially flavored, I know, shocker, artificial,
59:46
Speaker 2: ultra pasteurized. Though, So that's a good thing. Oh sure,
59:51
Speaker 2: then we have the the the Peep's ice. Okay, select
59:57
Speaker 2: the locations only the Peeps flavored milk bones for your dog, which.
1:00:02
Speaker 3: As if I would ever give my dogs something that unhealthy.
1:00:05
Speaker 2: Figgie would love that they're artificially flavored.
1:00:08
Speaker 3: There's nothing about she only eats organic and natural. Uh.
1:00:15
Speaker 2: The Peep's Polly Pocket, the the Peeps Hello Kitty right
1:00:23
Speaker 2: there on your on your monitor. Uh, this is a
1:00:26
Speaker 2: good one. The Peeps waffle maker and egg cookers yuck.
1:00:30
Speaker 2: So the Peep's jewelry and and yeah, the the the
1:00:39
Speaker 2: Peeps cheesecake. So you're saying a hard pass on, that.
1:00:42
Speaker 3: Hard pass on that. Don't mess with cheesecake. People. Come on,
1:00:51
Speaker 3: that's disgusting.
1:00:53
Speaker 2: Should we close out this morning with the stupid criminal file? Yes,
1:00:57
Speaker 2: let's you want to do this? Why not? Are you ready?
1:01:02
Speaker 3: I'm scared?
1:01:04
Speaker 2: Well you should be, because what you're about to hear
1:01:07
Speaker 2: is a true story.
1:01:12
Speaker 3: What scares me is that you preface that with the
1:01:14
Speaker 3: word truth story, which means people are dumber than we
1:01:18
Speaker 3: really think they are. I know.
1:01:21
Speaker 2: And Becky, if you thought that the Peep's flavored milk
1:01:25
Speaker 2: was gross, here I come. You haven't seen nothing yet.
1:01:29
Speaker 3: Well just see, are you sitting down.
1:01:31
Speaker 2: Becky's saying that nothing's grosser than the KFC flavored toothpaste. Oh, yes,
1:01:37
Speaker 2: there is oh my god, and it's right here. Are
1:01:41
Speaker 2: you sitting down? Becky Crystal gouss? Can I spell it?
1:01:46
Speaker 2: G a u ss? I just want to be transparent, right.
1:01:52
Speaker 2: She's forty seven years old.
1:01:58
Speaker 3: She is a You can't even keep it straight feet,
1:02:01
Speaker 3: you're trying so hard.
1:02:05
Speaker 2: She is a school official in Pennsylvania. Just how a
1:02:15
Speaker 2: little incident got arrested at a convenience store in the
1:02:22
Speaker 2: walk in beer fridge, you know, the beer cave. I'm
1:02:27
Speaker 2: not sure exactly how this happened, but Crystal had a
1:02:33
Speaker 2: couple of beverages and decided that she needed more. This
1:02:41
Speaker 2: convenience store, by the way, is in Hanover, Pennsylvania. This
1:02:45
Speaker 2: happened last week. That's about thirty miles south of Harrisburg.
1:02:51
Speaker 2: This is a true story. I'm not patiently, okay, just
1:02:56
Speaker 2: so you know, I'm not bullshit. She went into the
1:03:03
Speaker 2: beer cave drunk and she had to poop, and she
1:03:18
Speaker 2: had to poop really bad.
1:03:22
Speaker 3: God, bless you, Crystal.
1:03:25
Speaker 2: When you're drunk, everything got air, game, you got a poop,
1:03:32
Speaker 2: You got a poop really bad. Right now, light me out.
1:03:41
Speaker 2: She walked in, pushed a case of beer out of
1:03:44
Speaker 2: the way. Well that was considerate, pulled her pants down
1:03:48
Speaker 2: and dropped the deuice on one of the shelves right there,
1:03:54
Speaker 2: and then you know, pants back up, no wipe h
1:03:58
Speaker 2: back out to the su drove away. Here's the worst
1:04:06
Speaker 2: part of this. No, Becky, I'm not kidding. Here's the
1:04:09
Speaker 2: worst part of this. It happened at around five pm.
1:04:13
Speaker 3: Huh.
1:04:13
Speaker 2: The store didn't call the cops until nine thirty the
1:04:17
Speaker 2: next morning. Not clear why they waited.
1:04:24
Speaker 3: They probably didn't know until they smelled it. They probably
1:04:27
Speaker 3: got in the next morning, opened the fucking beer cave
1:04:29
Speaker 3: and went whoa.
1:04:33
Speaker 2: The entire wall of the walk in fridge is glass,
1:04:38
Speaker 2: so it's she didn't have any privacy, you know.
1:04:41
Speaker 3: Well, she was drunk, so she didn't care.
1:04:43
Speaker 2: Well, this is true. Francine can't take she can't handle it.
1:04:47
Speaker 2: She's backing out. She can't she can't listen, she can't
1:04:50
Speaker 2: listen to this. This is our world, this is what
1:04:53
Speaker 2: we live this is what we live with. And of
1:04:55
Speaker 2: course there's a camera inside this walk in beer cave
1:04:59
Speaker 2: and it got the all whole thing on camera. God,
1:05:02
Speaker 2: can you imagine sitting in front of the judge, Crystal,
1:05:06
Speaker 2: is that you taking a poop? Right? Next to that
1:05:08
Speaker 2: case of bud light. Not guilty, you, Honna, Yes it is.
1:05:14
Speaker 2: She probably pled not guilty. This place does have Yes,
1:05:17
Speaker 2: it does have bathrooms. They're right next to the beer key.
1:05:24
Speaker 2: There's bathrooms right there, Crystal.
1:05:29
Speaker 3: What was her punishment?
1:05:31
Speaker 2: It didn't say.
1:05:32
Speaker 3: See now we need to know what the punishment.
1:05:34
Speaker 2: There's gotta be more to the story.
1:05:36
Speaker 3: Because if the punishment wasn't that bad, then everybody.
1:05:39
Speaker 2: Should go do that. I know, but you know, gee,
1:05:41
Speaker 2: it's like, that's disgusting. Think about it though. I mean,
1:05:45
Speaker 2: if you really really had to go.
1:05:51
Speaker 3: Come on now, no, I would, honestly, I would do
1:05:54
Speaker 3: it in my pants and then go home and clean up.
1:05:58
Speaker 3: That's it. I wouldn't do that in a public place.
1:06:02
Speaker 3: That's horrible. Do you know the other day I was
1:06:05
Speaker 3: driving with my neighbor and there was a car pulled
1:06:09
Speaker 3: over on the highway and the guy was outside peeing.
1:06:13
Speaker 3: But here's the track all the time, here's the track.
1:06:17
Speaker 2: You open the two doors.
1:06:19
Speaker 3: He no, here's the or should I say, here's the
1:06:22
Speaker 3: rub Okay? He was standing behind the car. Okay, so
1:06:30
Speaker 3: when we were driving, he was behind the car where
1:06:34
Speaker 3: we could see him.
1:06:37
Speaker 2: Didn't know what to sight the other vehicles were coming from.
1:06:42
Speaker 2: He's not paying attention. We were going this way, he
1:06:45
Speaker 2: was going this way.
1:06:46
Speaker 3: He parked on the side and was behind the vehicle
1:06:50
Speaker 3: in clear sight that we saw his thing hanging out
1:06:55
Speaker 3: and he was peeking, not even trying to hide it
1:06:59
Speaker 3: by being on the side of his vehicle. He was
1:07:03
Speaker 3: behind his vehicle where we could all see.
1:07:07
Speaker 2: Linda's saying, you blow the horn, so they turn around
1:07:10
Speaker 2: to look without thinking and then piss all over their shoe.
1:07:15
Speaker 3: Yes, she didn't read that.
1:07:16
Speaker 2: I made that part, but we saw it.
1:07:19
Speaker 3: You could see it. It's like, my god, people, we've
1:07:25
Speaker 3: all done stupid things out in the woods or whatever
1:07:28
Speaker 3: where we had to go, and we or even pulled
1:07:31
Speaker 3: over to the side of the road and like you said,
1:07:33
Speaker 3: you opened the card door. But this guy had no shame.
1:07:36
Speaker 3: So are we surprised that Crystal took a deuce right
1:07:40
Speaker 3: in front of a glass door? Come on, people are stupid.
1:07:47
Speaker 3: And all I gotta say about that is Mike drop
1:09:05
Speaker 2: Becau Y