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Things That Must Go from July 22nd, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Things that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, things that are bugging you, dear friends of the program,
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  Speaker 2: Things that you can't stand in your life anymore. You've
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  Speaker 2: got to get rid of them. They must go, And
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  Speaker 2: maybe the best way to deal with them sometimes is
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  Speaker 2: to just get it off your chest. So send it
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  Speaker 2: to us radio from hell at x ninety six dot com.
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  Speaker 2: But must go on the subject line, list your grievances
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  Speaker 2: and maybe we'll read yours on the air and it
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  Speaker 2: might make you feel better. Gena, you want to go first.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, I mentioned this in our promo yesterday. My own
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  Speaker 1: thing that must go When you get a small or
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: medium drink and the only straws that they have, or
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  Speaker 1: the extra long straws, and when you're drinking it while
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  Speaker 1: you're driving and you forget that the straw is that long,
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  Speaker 1: and you poke yourself in the eye. We should have
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  Speaker 1: the straws should be. There is a solution to the drinks.
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  Speaker 2: There is a solution of that. Carry a little tiny
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: pair of scissors and cut it off to your desired length.
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  Speaker 1: I guess I could let's see no name on this one.
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  Speaker 1: Things that must go back to school ads starting too soon.
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  Speaker 1: I remember as a kid just hating that. Yeah, they're
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  Speaker 1: playing already. People who take their dogs to a dog
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  Speaker 1: park and instead of playing with them, just have their
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  Speaker 1: heads stuck in the phone. People do this with their
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  Speaker 1: kids too, By the way, you take them to the park.
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  Speaker 1: I watched a sweet dog take the balls I was
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  Speaker 1: throwing from my dogs and put them in front of
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  Speaker 1: his two owners over and over again. No response, didn't
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  Speaker 1: even look up from their screens. I continued to get
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  Speaker 1: the ball from under their feet to throw it for
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  Speaker 1: their dog. So say, good morning, lords. I hear you
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  Speaker 1: need things that must go. So here are mine my dogs,
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  Speaker 1: thinking that I want them laying all over me first
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  Speaker 1: thing in the morning. I love them very much, but
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  Speaker 1: if I had my way, I'd take several hours to
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  Speaker 1: wake up and it would be quiet and calm, instead
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  Speaker 1: of them jocking for the closest position, which can include
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  Speaker 1: getting under the covers. They need to get the memo
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  Speaker 1: about personal space. Combined together, they're almost ninety pounds. My
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  Speaker 1: coort workers constant negativity and heavy sighing. I really like him,
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  Speaker 1: but he's constantly finding the negative in all situations, and
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  Speaker 1: I try to counter with positive responses, even going so
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  Speaker 1: far as to tell him that my therapist and I
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  Speaker 1: are working on ways for me to find joy in life.
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  Speaker 1: My mom and best friend died last year within two
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  Speaker 1: months of each other, very sudden, in tragic ways. I've
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  Speaker 1: told him I need him to help me in this area,
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  Speaker 1: and it works for about a day and then he
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  Speaker 1: starts complaining and heavy sighing again. Please, for the love
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  Speaker 1: of God, make it stop. Spiders in my home, they
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  Speaker 1: need to stay where they belong outside. And my mom's
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  Speaker 1: sudden passing. I tell everyone she's gone. No contact with me.
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  Speaker 1: I try to find the humor and her passing, but
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  Speaker 1: I miss her every single day.
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  Speaker 2: Court Carrie, let's see.
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  Speaker 3: Please don't use my name people who vape and blow
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  Speaker 3: an enormous cloud of whatever that is in people's face.
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  Speaker 3: I used to smoke, and it was understood that you
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  Speaker 3: should never blow cigarette smoke into someone's face. Somehow this
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  Speaker 3: doesn't apply to people who vape. I have had people
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  Speaker 3: vape in my car and my house without asking me
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  Speaker 3: if it's okay. First, Frankly, that fruity cloud makes me sick,
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  Speaker 3: and I don't see how it is any different from
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  Speaker 3: cigarette smoke. Please walk away from people with your nasty
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  Speaker 3: vape yuck. Let's see this one from does not say
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  Speaker 3: my mid fifties co worker that spends most of the
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  Speaker 3: day sitting at his desk playing Xbox and screwing around
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  Speaker 3: on the internet rather than working. Also people that cross
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  Speaker 3: into the next lane over in a double turn lane.
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  Speaker 3: Someday I'm going to get into an accident and it
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  Speaker 3: will ruin in my day.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for letting me this.
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  Speaker 3: Also people that drive with no brake lights, people who
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  Speaker 3: act like management that have been at the company less
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  Speaker 3: time than I have, people who act like management, and
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  Speaker 3: people who don't know how to merge into a traffic
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  Speaker 3: on a freeway. And finally this one from Tony. Things
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  Speaker 3: that must go are not being able to score a
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  Speaker 3: pasta pass from Olive Gardens, sorry Tony, the City library
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  Speaker 3: closing this past weekend for a major electrical upgrade, even
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  Speaker 3: the parking garage. When you browse Facebook Marketplace and see
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  Speaker 3: the board game Magical Athlete on sale for half off MSRP,
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  Speaker 3: but it's already sold out in less than seven minutes.
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  Speaker 3: Not being able to tonight screening tonight screening of One
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  Speaker 3: Night Only at the cinema because my work shift ends
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  Speaker 3: at seven pm, right when the movie starts, Tony. I
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  Speaker 3: appreciate you referring to it as the cinema man.
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  Speaker 2: Tony's been dealt a bunch of bad cards, and although
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  Speaker 2: now I've got one of my own, a couple of
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  Speaker 2: my own. First, of all Microsoft products, if you have
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  Speaker 2: to use them, maybe this happens to you. The fact
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  Speaker 2: that the the icon for the word Microsoft Word Program
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  Speaker 2: looks very similar to the Outlook icon. And sometimes when
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to open a word document, I end up
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  Speaker 2: opening my email and vice versa. They just make them
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  Speaker 2: look different. Please give them different colors or something. And
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  Speaker 2: then the other thing that must go on my personal
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  Speaker 2: side here is pump dispensers of any kind. They so
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  Speaker 2: particularly I'm thinking of shampoo, but lotion, food products. You
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  Speaker 2: get to a certain point where the pump is not
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  Speaker 2: going to dispense anything anymore still, and there's still a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of stuff in there, and so you have to
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  Speaker 2: kind of shake it out into your hand. It's imprecise.
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  Speaker 2: Why what we don't need a pump to spencer for
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  Speaker 2: anything like that. Just have a shampoo bottle with a
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  Speaker 2: little cap on it, one of those little caps that
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  Speaker 2: you push it down and a little hole opens up.
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  Speaker 2: You know you don't need that stuff. Just pump Dispenser's
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  Speaker 2: just drive me crazy. All right, we'll get to this one.
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  Speaker 2: This has no name on it. Cars pulled off to
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  Speaker 2: the side of the road with their driver door wide open.
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  Speaker 2: Intrusive thoughts almost forced me to drive close and take
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  Speaker 2: your foot off. This one says, again, there's no name
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  Speaker 2: on this, and there are a bunch of things here.
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  Speaker 2: When people leave a message on voicemail and the majority
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  Speaker 2: of the message content that they left is them guessing
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  Speaker 2: why I didn't answer the phone. Oh I bet you're
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  Speaker 2: not answering because you're doing this or that. Oh I
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  Speaker 2: bet you're not answering because you're here or there. I
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  Speaker 2: bet you're not answering because you're on another call, and
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  Speaker 2: so on and so on. It doesn't matter why I
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  Speaker 2: didn't pick up, and usually it isn't any of your
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  Speaker 2: business anyway. Just leave a message with what you need.
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  Speaker 2: One up it must go, no matter the circumstance. The
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  Speaker 2: one uppers always have to appear to be one step
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  Speaker 2: ahead of you. As soon as somebody plays the one
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  Speaker 2: up game with me, I tell them, yeah, you win.
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  Speaker 2: They have to know who they are. Please stop one
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  Speaker 2: upping the use of online fundraisers by self proclaimed MAGA individuals,
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  Speaker 2: especially with the purposes to raise funds for medical bills.
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  Speaker 2: I know two people who have no medical who have
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  Speaker 2: had major health issues, and both are die hard MAGA.
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  Speaker 2: They have used their social media accounts to spout the
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  Speaker 2: same ideology as the extreme right. No Obamacare, no handouts,
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  Speaker 2: no socialized medicine. Sorry, I don't wish the worse for you,
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  Speaker 2: but you purposely voted for a person and a party
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  Speaker 2: which actually went against your own self interests. You shouldn't
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  Speaker 2: be able to panhandle online via GoFundMe or other similar
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  Speaker 2: sites for something you actively railed against. I'm just tired
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  Speaker 2: of the ignorant hypocrites. And then finally this, let's see
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  Speaker 2: if the above isn't radio kosher, what must go is
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  Speaker 2: people registering their vehicles in Montana to avoid paying their
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  Speaker 2: taxes and the salad gambo trying to eat healthy, had
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  Speaker 2: many salads for two months. Now I have parasite, horrific experience,
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  Speaker 2: and my mother in law she's ready to go but
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  Speaker 2: obviously doesn't want to. Instead of twenty four forty eight hours,
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  Speaker 2: she's here for six days. A medical miracle she'll go
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  Speaker 2: when she's ready.
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  Speaker 3: Thinks that must go on the radio. The Passa