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Feels Like Covid | Son of a Boy Dad #179 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: Chins, Guys, what the hell's going on here? What are
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  Speaker 3: we doing.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, what's going on there? Pal?
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  Speaker 3: We saw you the hockey game Ark, So I know
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  Speaker 3: you guys.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Ryan Whitney. I get a drink named after me,
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  Speaker 4: A big deal, Pink Whitney. That's what I thought. See
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  Speaker 3: You pigeoned Pink Whitney for legendary.
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  Speaker 1: Moments like a we're all on zoom. It's like a
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  Speaker 1: COVID vibe.
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  Speaker 3: It is a little bit of a COVID vibe. But
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  Speaker 3: how fun is that? I think that's fun. I'm not
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  Speaker 3: having to leave your home, except Francis you did. Leader. Actually,
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  Speaker 3: both of you guys left your home, so I guess
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  Speaker 3: that doesn't count at all.
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  Speaker 4: I certainly assumed you would be at the office with me.
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  Speaker 4: I actually thought you and I were both going to
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  Speaker 4: be in the studio together. And then I remember, well,
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  Speaker 4: if if there's an opportunity for you to stay.
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  Speaker 3: Home, oh of course I'm going to stay home.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, then you're not going anywhere.
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  Speaker 3: No, but I also have to upload this on the YouTube,
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  Speaker 3: so it's faster for me to do it from here
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  Speaker 3: because I have better WiFi than the office does. All
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  Speaker 3: I do is think about my WiFi and how I
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  Speaker 3: can make it even faster. I have the highest package,
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  Speaker 3: I pay the most amount of money that I possibly
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  Speaker 3: can without getting that grain Wi Fi.
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  Speaker 1: You're yeah, the only thing that you could do faster
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  Speaker 1: would be to plug into the grid like the pods
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  Speaker 1: and the Matrix.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, if you physically.
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  Speaker 1: Linked into the grid. That's the only way that you could.
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  Speaker 1: There's any way that you could have faster WiFi. But
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  Speaker 1: you also would do anything for an excuse not to
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  Speaker 1: come into the office.
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  Speaker 3: That is also true.
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  Speaker 1: The only reason that you're even recording this with us
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  Speaker 1: because me and Francis could have done it yesterday from
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  Speaker 1: the office, but you just didn't want to be like
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  Speaker 1: missing an episode of Son of a Boy Dad.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly because I love this show so goddamn much.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're scared to day if so goddamn hard.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, I have to He literally said when we had
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  Speaker 3: my meeting, he said, you're not allowed to miss any
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  Speaker 3: Son of a Boy Dad's And then you guys are like,
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  Speaker 3: we could just record one, and I was like, no, fuck,
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  Speaker 3: I'll drive, I'll drive back from San Diego.
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  Speaker 4: I saw you caught a fish.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, bass, dude. People were shitting on me still why
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  Speaker 3: they're saying because I used a spin rod, they're saying, oh,
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  Speaker 3: spin rod, you're not a real fisherman, which they're kind
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  Speaker 3: of just saying what I've always said, so I get it.
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  Speaker 3: But also the reason I was using a spin rod
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  Speaker 3: was because I didn't bring my fly rod, and then
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  Speaker 3: we just went to Walmart and we bought fucking nineteen
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  Speaker 3: dollars fishing rods.
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  Speaker 4: It's pretty impressive that you bought that. You caught a
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  Speaker 4: fish at all with one of those pieces of shit.
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  Speaker 3: Now it's really not. I mean it was dude. People
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  Speaker 3: were catching fish all over the place. It was crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Should you have caught more than one? I mean, are
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  Speaker 4: we definitely disappointed in you?
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  Speaker 3: Definitely?
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  Speaker 4: Why did you only catch one?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know? And I caught one on my last cast.
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  Speaker 3: Guardini caught one early and then he didn't catch anything else,
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  Speaker 3: and then I was like, I guess they're not biting anymore,
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  Speaker 3: and I started reeling it in to leave, and a
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  Speaker 3: fucking fish came up and just smacked my plastic worm.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that's kind of a fallacy when you
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  Speaker 1: say you did it on your last cast, because it's
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  Speaker 1: like it was your last cast. Because you caught one.
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  Speaker 1: That's like when people are like, oh, I finally found it,
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  Speaker 1: you'd never guess it was in the last place I looked, Like,
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  Speaker 1: no shit, it was in the last place. Look, you
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't have kept on looking if you had fought it.
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  Speaker 3: You could never believe it was the last place I looked. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: God damn, that's why. That's why you're the goat bro.
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  Speaker 1: But uh, you would have kept casting.
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  Speaker 4: Do you think that when people say that that's such
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  Speaker 4: a funny point where the last place I looked? Do
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  Speaker 4: you think they're saying it was the most recent place
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  Speaker 4: or it was the last place I would have thought
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  Speaker 4: to have looked.
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  Speaker 1: I bet that they they probably wish that they mean
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  Speaker 1: the last place that they would have thought they looked.
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  Speaker 1: But really like they're probably just like, yeah, it was
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  Speaker 1: the last place.
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  Speaker 4: I right, So they're not I'm with you. I think
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  Speaker 4: maybe that's what they think they're saying, but they're not
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  Speaker 4: getting it there. They're not getting that across.
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  Speaker 3: And they're exposing that.
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  Speaker 1: They're like kind of it's just like they're dumb, Like
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  Speaker 1: they don't consider that they stopped looking because they found
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  Speaker 1: what they found, like that they think that they were
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  Speaker 1: really going to give up looking, which brings us back
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  Speaker 1: to young Harry here, who thought that he was going
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  Speaker 1: to leave the fishing spot because it was going to
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  Speaker 1: be his last cast.
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  Speaker 3: I mean we could I could call Guardini right now
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  Speaker 3: and he would agree, he would say it was my last.
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  Speaker 3: I was literally reeling it in to go home, and
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  Speaker 3: like two feet from the shore, a bash just came
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  Speaker 3: up and smacked my lure. Your a lure. Yeah, beautiful moment.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I was thinking about to tell. Do
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  Speaker 4: you ever think that maybe there's a couple where at
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  Speaker 4: some point they were on a dinner date and the
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  Speaker 4: man started choking on a piece of food and his
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  Speaker 4: wife performed the Heimlich maneuver and that was the light
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  Speaker 4: bulb moment where they both realized they wanted to try pegging.
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  Speaker 3: Oh maybe I could see that being the cause of
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  Speaker 3: a divorce.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I think a wife saving your life by
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  Speaker 4: basically fucking you in from behind.
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  Speaker 3: Oh is Heimlich? The Heimlich is the one where you
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  Speaker 3: grab onto them from behind and you squeeze their tummy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, there's a lot of people like to be choked.
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  Speaker 4: So if you've got you know, some lasagna, already down there,
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  Speaker 4: or a big piece of steak and your air is jeopardized,
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  Speaker 4: and then you got your wife behind you with their
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  Speaker 4: arms around your hips and midrift. Just get it out,
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  Speaker 4: you know.
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  Speaker 1: I think there's I think there's a decent chance that
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  Speaker 1: Heimlich was a pervert and that there's a better way
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  Speaker 1: to do it. And he's like, no, the only way
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  Speaker 1: to do this is you have to get behind and
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  Speaker 1: thrust like there. You probably could like lay someone down
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  Speaker 1: and push up, or like the fact that you used
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  Speaker 1: to get behind like a t ball coach and like
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  Speaker 1: thrust to like full body thrust is kind of kind
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  Speaker 1: of nasty and sick.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure we should do some research. But I also
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  Speaker 4: think it's so arrogant of him to insist to be
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  Speaker 4: called his maneuver instead of just like the Heimlich move
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  Speaker 4: or the Heimlich procedure process.
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  Speaker 1: It's so caution. He thinks he's fifty fifty shades of
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  Speaker 1: gray in over here. You have to try to him maneuver.
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  Speaker 4: But also in thinking about this, it also occurred to
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  Speaker 4: me that when a man says some to his family, uh,
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  Speaker 4: get behind me, it is simultaneously the most manly thing
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  Speaker 4: he can say. But also could be the gayest thing
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  Speaker 4: that he could say.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like, what do you want to do behind me?
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  Speaker 3: Fuck me in the ass, get.
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  Speaker 4: Behind me, saddle up. You know what's next?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, put the fucking put the cock on. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 4: What you brought the dishwasher on, heavy duty pots and
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  Speaker 4: pans to make sure it was clean from last time.
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  Speaker 1: That's why whenever NATO is like, uh, all of our
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  Speaker 1: allies are behind us, it's like, what the fuck NATO?
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  Speaker 1: Oh breaks, dude.
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  Speaker 3: That's why I never got into the pocket pussy game
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  Speaker 3: was because people say that you have to like wash
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  Speaker 3: them in like boiling water.
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  Speaker 4: There was a there was a great a book that
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  Speaker 4: I read, a military book of short stories about I
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  Speaker 4: don't know guys in Iraq who, one of which I
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  Speaker 4: think it was a novel, but it was not. It
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  Speaker 4: was fiction. But he said that an entire platoon of
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  Speaker 4: Marines was sharing a pocket pussy and they all got
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  Speaker 4: herpies from sharing the same pocket pussy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's not surprising at all. That's disgusting. That's
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  Speaker 3: fucking so gross. Do you do when if you have,
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  Speaker 3: like how many people are in a platoon twenty fifteen?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, I would expect you to know after
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  Speaker 3: you read that book, you'd think they would specify the
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  Speaker 3: amount of Johnny.
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  Speaker 4: Phenomenon.
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  Speaker 3: Then I was more thinking, what do you think does
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  Speaker 3: does someone in that crew have to have herpes? Or
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  Speaker 3: did they just like, did they start a new type
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  Speaker 3: of herpes by all putting their dicks into the plastic
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  Speaker 3: vagina twenty to fifty soldiers?
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  Speaker 4: Uh, if you got it, just it doesn't just come
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  Speaker 4: from nowhere to do.
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  Speaker 3: You can't just spawn it. You can't just spawn it in. No,
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  Speaker 3: you would think if fifty dudes are fucking the same
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  Speaker 3: pocket pussy STDs like Bloody Mary, Yeah exactly, Yeah, like.
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  Speaker 4: Eiden's happenings happening. Sure, but I don't know. You know,
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  Speaker 4: it's not like in in buildings that are under construction,
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  Speaker 4: where when you leave two wet rags in a bucket
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  Speaker 4: and all of a sudden the chemicals somehow spontaneously combust
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  Speaker 4: and create a fire. It's not like that.
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  Speaker 1: But it is like if you leave like moldy food,
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  Speaker 1: like the fact that mold or bacteria like that will
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  Speaker 1: just come out of nowhere is a peculiarity that like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: like a mold can just start forming out of something
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  Speaker 1: that was other eyes fine or healthy or you know,
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  Speaker 1: I guess it's just the rotting of living bacteria. But
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  Speaker 1: there's a living bacteria and sperm like maybe that point.
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  Speaker 4: And my guess to Harry's question would be that rather
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  Speaker 4: than causing herpes out of nowhere, if you combine that
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  Speaker 4: many ejaculations, you could probably use that to create a
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  Speaker 4: Greek yogurt culture or perhaps a sour dough starter.
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  Speaker 1: It would be good to probably drink. It would probably
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  Speaker 4: Like a big gulp.
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  Speaker 1: trombone have like a spit valve?
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  Speaker 3: That's so grossus down, so fucking gross. Actually, I could
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  Speaker 3: throw up right now thinking about that spitfoul. Clear out
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  Speaker 3: of you.
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  Speaker 4: I wanted. By the way, my goal in bringing that
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  Speaker 4: question to the group today was to be the first
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  Speaker 4: talk about gay things, because we do that every episode,
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  Speaker 4: and I want them to be the first.
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  Speaker 1: I actually he strongly disliked that sound because, like I
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  Speaker 1: think like improv groups got a hold of that in
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  Speaker 1: like two thousand and eight and they would just be like.
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  Speaker 3: Improv groups, mark Daddy's back. Really, I always thought it
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  Speaker 3: was just like a New York radio thing like ciph
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  Speaker 3: of Sounds was always that.
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  Speaker 1: It was, and then improv groups got a hold of it,
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  Speaker 1: and then it just turned into like this band camp
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  Speaker 1: like weird uh redheads love it, Francis not not this
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  Speaker 1: one that's right? Is there? How's your eye you have?
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  Speaker 3: Like a little.
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  Speaker 4: I was gonna ask about that now it's now it's
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  Speaker 4: a little better, But man, it was getting a little
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  Speaker 4: spooky over the weekend.
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  Speaker 3: What is a sty?
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: It is a sty. And it was deep in the
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  Speaker 4: lid that I didn't know what was going on, but
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  Speaker 4: I thought it might be a sty. So I was
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  Speaker 4: using these sty eye drops, yeah, which it turned out
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  Speaker 4: I was allergic to. That caused an allergic reaction on
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  Speaker 4: the upper lid and this big red line started fucking
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  Speaker 4: spider webbing out to my face and that really scared me.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, anytime you have something you don't understand going
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  Speaker 4: on with your eye, it's like, I don't know that
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  Speaker 4: that's I what would you say the part of the
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  Speaker 4: body that if you had something you didn't know what
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  Speaker 4: was going on. The dick, for sure is obviously it's
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  Speaker 4: dick first, but then and then the maybe heart and
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  Speaker 4: then and then I for me is really up there.
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  Speaker 3: I is up there. I've had styes a bunch. Are
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  Speaker 3: you rocking the warm compress at all?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Everybody and their mother is like, don't you know,
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  Speaker 4: make sure you do it warm compress, as though as
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  Speaker 4: though I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm just saying, I mean, you're the one that's
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  Speaker 3: talking about putting these eye drops into your eyes that
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  Speaker 3: you're allergic to, which feels like, you know, maybe we
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  Speaker 3: steer clear from that in the future.
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  Speaker 4: That in addition to the warm compress, and none of
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  Speaker 4: you weird fucking wet nurses ever explain how hard I'm
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  Speaker 4: supposed to compress the compress has my eye, or for
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  Speaker 4: how long or how hot it needs to be.
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  Speaker 3: What you want it to be is you want it
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  Speaker 3: to be like hot to the touch, like it could
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  Speaker 3: peel your skin off, because that's essentially that's what you're
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  Speaker 3: doing with the warm compresses. You're melting your eyelids off,
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  Speaker 3: and then you're hoping that a new one is going
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  Speaker 3: to regrow stylus. So you want it to be as
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: hot as it possibly can be, Like put it in
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: the oven at five hundred degrees for thirty minutes. Yeah,
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: and then you take it and you put it on
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: your eye and you melt the lid off. What is sky?
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: How does it?
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: How does it form? It's like pink eye, but not
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: as bad.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: It's not that it's not it's a different thing it has.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: It's a bacteria. I think it's a bacterial infection of
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: your eye lid.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: And needs thirty marines to come in your eye? And
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: how stye form?
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: How did you get it? Were you eating ass?
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: I got it from setting foot in your apartment.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: You haven't been to my apartment in months.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: It was a dormant it had a dormancy period so late.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: It's a sleeper cell inside my eyes.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Just my apartment is fucking disgusting. Right now, I'm gonna
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna low because I'm a low spot right now.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Gow us the floor.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: I got out of bed like thirty minutes ago.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Show us the floor.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Now, the floor is not even that messy. There is
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: a pizza box on the ground right next to me.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Why because I had pizza last night.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: I knew it.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: I knew that. That's why. Now, man, I'm fucking tired
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: as hell. That dude. Those six and a half hour
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: flights will take the life out of you, oh they are.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: And then an hour and a half uber home from JFK.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ bro I had.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: I had an hour and fifteen minute uber home from JFK.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: And initially the price was like seventy bucks, but the
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: traffic was so bad that when the ride ended, they
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: kicked it up to one hundred and twenty.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Five dollars Jesus Christ.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: I tested it, I contested it, and Uber reverted to
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: the original fee, which was actually I thought pretty good
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: of them.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: One hundred and twenty five dollars is insane.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been having great Uber riots. I've been having
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: an incredible conversation, specifically with my Indian, Pakistani and Bangladeshi brothers.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Really, I have had no conversation with any of them.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: True. I just I drove to JFK yesterday. I did.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: There wasn't a single lull in the conversation with my
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Bangladeshi brother, not a single lull. And he was like
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: I was when I came to this country. I was
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: a democrat to know the way that everything's going. I
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: don't apologize I'm Republican.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: No, he was.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: He was dead serious about it. Pissed off about the immigrants.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: He was like, they're getting free hotel room, they're getting
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars a month, and I was so me
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: and him hatched a plan where he's going to go
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: down to Mexico and then come back as an immigrant,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: just through Mexico so he can get his ten thousand
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: dollars a month.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: It's actually a pretty good idea, sang accent. He was like,
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: uh no, I'm blowing glaze. Mexican dude in a Bangladeshi
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: accent were.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Laughing the god bless yous that I got. At the
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: end of that ride, he said he wished every passenger
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: was like me. He tipped me at the end of
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: the ride.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Did you give him five stars?
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: No? No, no, of course not of course, not two
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: stars immigrant.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Oh you want to keep him humble? Yeah, of course,
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: you only get five stars if you're pure bred American.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Best conversation in my life.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: But two stars, come on, two stars, come on?
• 20:53
  Speaker 9: Man, that right to the jfkse insane though, dude, you
• 20:58
  Speaker 9: mean the craziest thing is that you land and when
• 21:00
  Speaker 9: you're landing, you can look and you can see how
• 21:04
  Speaker 9: far away you are from the city.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: You're like, oh, we're another flight away from Manhattan.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: You pass your like apartment, you can like, Francis, I
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: see our apartment all the time.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: I'm like, no, that's it, right.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: There, that's it. It's it's really it's really a so
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: close yet so far situation. And you think, well, surely
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: by living in Brooklyn, it's better than us living in
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: the West Village of Manhattan in a you know, sort
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: of ground zero breeding ground for biological weapons, like what
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: Sas lives in.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: But likeye, no, that's a pig style that Sass is in.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: You got a stye, he's got a whole other.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Sit is not a pig sty. This is a beautiful apartment.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: I actually just resigned my lease here for another year,
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: so fuck.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: You guys, they responded, How did that go? Did you
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: have to negotiate? No?
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: They said it's going to be an extra hundred dollars
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: a month, and I said, fuck it. I don't give
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: a goddamn richest health bitch.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: Piece of shit when they're just like, listen, we're gonna
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: raise it so little, we're gonna just you know, would
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: you mind?
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: One hundred dollars is really cheap. I feel like for
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: raising the rent. The last place I had that, when
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: I was in Hell's Kitchen, they tried to raise it
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: by like double, but they also just really wanted us
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: out of that place.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: I think it's two percent. They raised it two percent
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: on you damn.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Which that checks out, But that was probably that's where
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: the cleaning feet would have been twelve hundred dollars just
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: to get the fucking grime off the floor and walls rout.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: My apartment is clean as shite.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: He just said it wasn't.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean it's not because there's shit on
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: the ground, but like it's like there's not actual like
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: there's not like stains and stuff. Other than the time
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: that you put the shoes on my wall. There's stains
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: from that, but that's a quick paint job.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: Yo. SaaS was in La Hoya, San Diego, Lajola, and
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: I I was in Houston and then New Orleans.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you must feel like shit.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: New Orleans is really it's not great man. I don't know,
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: That's what. I don't really know how to put it.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: I mean, look, I met this awesome dude who actually
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: picked me up from the airport, Matthew, coolest guy ever,
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: five stars, and he took me around and just a fan. Yeah,
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: but but like he's cooler than I am, so I
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: am now a fan. This dude has credentials. I'll tell
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: you after the pod, but he is. I had no
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: business being shepherded around.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: But I just tell us now, tell us now.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: He's got like celebrity friends who are his best friends?
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: And he doesn't name drop them up front.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: He backed its way until you're close to the hotel
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: to drop them.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: Trust me, this dude is awesome. He's just awesome. I
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: don't know how else to put it. Knows, you know,
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: the whole dining scene in New Orleans takes you to
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: a restaurant and the fucking matre d cases him on
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: both cheeks and then gives you the best table in
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: the entire place and friends and family discount on the bill,
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: which I know because I tried to. I did that
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: thing where I got up to go to the bathroom,
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: you slunk out, but then I went and paid the bill.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's like that scene in the Sopranos.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: It's kind of a fun thing because then you get
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: back to the table and you hang out for a
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: little while longer, just hoping that people don't order more
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: stuff because then you're gonna have to get up to
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: go to the bathroom again. Ye you're like, this is
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: more than I bargained for with my good gesture, But yeah,
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: I did that, and then and then they're like, all right,
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: should we just get the bill? And you're like, I
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: took care of it.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: I love it. You guys aren't gonna have to worry
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: about the bill.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been it's been taken care of.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: I think that that's such a pro move.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: It's a good it's a good move.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: I've never done that.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: We did all that, and then I'll say this, so Matthew,
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: after the they came to the show. After the show.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: Shows were great, by the way, the show in Houston,
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: the show New Orleans. Great shows. The problem with New
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Orleans as a comedy city is that comedy is the
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: least talented display of entertainment that that city has to
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: offer every single night of the week. There's past answers,
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: there's trumpets, better talent, and there's such better entertainment to
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: see van comedy. So people who live there, they're like, well,
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: I could go see Francis Ellis perform comedy or this
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: five piece as quintet featuring the greatest musicians in the country, Like, well,
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: what are.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: I'd rather see Francis Ellis. That's why we're best friends, bro.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: That's it. And we'll be in Madison at Comedy on
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: State Thursday till Saturday of this upcoming weekend. Yea website
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: dot com.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: They're almost sold out.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: Two of the five are right now. Yeah, the others
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: are on their way all right to finish this. Brandon Barrera,
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: who had been there, he's my feature. They were wondering
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: where we should go after the shows, and Brandon was like, well,
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: he's never been to New Orleans before. We got to
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: take him to Bourbon Street and Matthew was like, well,
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: I think we maybe want to take him to Frenchman Street.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: It's a little more local kind of jazz Bari. Brandon
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: was like, anah, we gotta say, we gotta take him
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: to Bourbon And we went to Bourbon Street and it
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: was the end of the yearth oh, it was. It's
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: just like every is your.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: First time in New Orleans, yeah, and is SATs you've
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: never been.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: I've never been, but I've always just imagined it being like, uh,
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: like when I used to live on Saint Mark Street
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: in East Village and you would wake up after a
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: night where it would be like everyone would be out
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: on the streets partying and there's just trash everywhere. That's
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: what I imagine all of New Orleans is like, no,
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: but just an inch of liquid And ye.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: We were like they're like, we actually are below sea level.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: Here and you're like, this is not salt water.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's freshaginal fluid.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, hurricanes like discharge.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, how long were you there? Only there for one
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: night though, right.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: One night into one of these bars and they had
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: like two or three wrappers up on stage, and these
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: girls from this bachelorette party jumped up to dance with
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: the rappers on stage, and one of them was dancing
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: with one of them, and you could see her tampon
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: string hanging out all beneath her skirt.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: I wanted to pull on it like a song.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: There's a snake in my boot. Oh man, dude, Bourbon.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Street, you're guaranteed to not get a good cocktail. You're
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: guaranteed for it to be just overrun by absolute filth.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Let's just say it. There's gonna be scammers out. People
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: are probably gonna be like fighting. The best thing you
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: can do is like sit in a barber chair and
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: get spun around and get slapped by a girl with
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: a Brazilian butt lift set is. I don't think especially
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: your speed, Francis, that's not your speed. French Street would
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: have been your speed.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: Would have been my speed.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: You get a cocktail, there's foliage. You know, it's a
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: little bit more quiet.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: Then we went to the Then we went to the casino. Inevitably,
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: I lost a quick five hundred dollars and uh that
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: was my move. Yeap, just didn't even didn't even feel it.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Go well. I wish I could relate, Dude, fucking San
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Diego like I got like the post vacation blues right now, Dude,
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: it is so nice there. I've never been. That was
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: the first time I've been on the road and been
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: like wow that, Like, I I wish I wasn't doing
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: comedy right now because I want to go fucking sit
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: on the beach and smoke a cigar or something like you, dude,
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: it was Pebe La Joya.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Did you go to Pacific Beach at all?
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: No?
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: I didn't go to the beach at all. I went.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: I went on a hike by the beach the day
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: I got there.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Its like area of it's like a town kind of.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: No. I was in La Joya the whole time. Fun
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: to say, very fun to say. I was calling it
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: Lo Jola to try and fuck with people, and they
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: didn't think it was funny at all.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they must have thought of that. One, probably their
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: first time in San Diego as well.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Probably Yeah, I had pretty love hanging fruit.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: I knew Sas was having a good time because he
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: texted me pictures of the hike he took.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, it was awesome, dude. I got in. I rented
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: a car, and Guardini didn't get in. I got in early.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: I got in at like ten am or like like
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: eleven am. So I had a shit ton of time
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: to kill before I could check into the hotel. So
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: I got my I got the rental car, went to Di's.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Got this sick ass lid. I don't know if you
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: guys have noticed it, and I uh, and then I went.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: I drove, and I went on a hike on the beach.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: It was nice. I read some plaques, read some history.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Apparently that beach that I hiked on used to be
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: a training facility in World War two for long for
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: like snipers and for like tanks, and then after World
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: War two ended it turned into an aircraft defense space
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: for Japan and other nuclear threats.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: I wonder what kind of flesh lights they were using
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: during World War two on.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: That beach, like dune those dune popcorn buckets, that's what
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: they looked.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah they fleshlight technology must have been absolutely abysmal
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: back back then.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, probably were early.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: I mean like there are probably early flesh lights like
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: porn pushes, all technology like Blu ray and internet stuff,
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: so there was probably the sexuality was was inescapable. They
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: were probably like wadding up like old bloody gaue tape
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: and putting it in a canteen and fucking yeah. Yeah,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: they probably like discovered some type of new explosion.
• 32:02
  Speaker 9: To see for jelly it turns into Asian orange.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: It was long enough you can actually eat your meal
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: ready to eat, yeah, using the but tane.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Have you guys been out there before.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's all San Diego. I'd like to go. I
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: told you this, but I think it got ranked the
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: number one city in the country for young people to
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: live in, or maybe just all people.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: It was very old. It was actually surprising. The shows
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: were good. There was a problem with the mic that
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: I think I told you about, where the mic kept
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: disconnecting on the Friday shows, which was pretty frustrating. It's
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: extremely frustrating, but then they fixed it for the Sunday shows.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: But dude, the Sunday shows, the average age in the
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: crowd had to have been like sixty and it was
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: just all locals, old as fuck. But it was the dude,
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: it was the best show of the weekend by far.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: They laughed at everything.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: Did you do two shows on Sunday? No?
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Just one?
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: People, So I didn't do Thursday?
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: Okay, got it.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: People are so generally genuinely happy out there, Like people
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: are rollerblading around like or just like soaking up the
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: sun at all times, like they're saturated with vitamin D,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: just playing ball and having a fetch with their dog
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: like that. It's the most active and naturally happy people.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: It's like it's the antidote for seasonal depression.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: San Diego, it really was. As soon as I touched down,
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: it was just reggae music, sweet sweet reggae music, and
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: just good vibes. I will say it did rain the
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: rest of the time we were there, but it was
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: very on and off. I think that might just be
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: how it is out there, like Florida. You know, in
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Florida it rains like every single day.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Now, I don't think that's true. You get Southwest commercials
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: where it's like there was one cloud and it's like
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: a bad day in Florida beats a good day anywhere else.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: Maybe that's just every time I've been to Florida it's rained.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: I feel like it always gets super hot and then
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: it thunderstorms for like twenty seconds.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: There's also a song that goes, it never rains in
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: southern California.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that Frank Ocean thing.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well it rained pretty much the whole time I
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: was there.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: So that's on you.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Peal sounds like your bad attitude. You mope.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: You know something something that's weird about I'm gonna bring
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: this back to my experience, No problem, bro, the floor
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: is yours. Something that's weird about New Orleans is that
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: they monetize the hurricane. How Well, there's like merch about
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: the Hurricane Katrina. There's a very popular drink that every
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: bar serves.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: Oh wait, you're talking about New Orleans. Yeah you said
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: San Diego. No I didn't, he did it? Continue?
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: Well, I made a joke about it. I was like,
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: why are you guys monetizing your tragedy. I'm from New York.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: We don't have a cocktail called the South Power.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: But they do sell like never Forget they do they
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: sell never Forget Her it's like in the.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: Airport for Hurricane Katrina.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: No for nine to eleven for us.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: Yes, but that's but that's out of respect.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, supposedly. It's also so that Hudson News can make
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: an extra twenty dollars.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: Our vibe is like never forget and blah blah blah.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't mind. I don't mind that they're
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: making I don't mind as long as the messaging is
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: correct whatever. I found it a little.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: I remember going to when I went to Rome, they
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: had something. They had a drink called the krem Day
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Pope Benedict, and it was just for all the fallen
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: altar boys who had been molested.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: It was very it was a really nicking, smoky one.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I thought honored the victims in an appropriate way. I mean, uh,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: there's Irish car bombs.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's true, but they hate that.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah they don't. You don't order that, and.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: But that's not Yeah, that's only an American thing, right
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: right exactly. Kamakazi is is a shot, right, Yeah, But
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: Kama Kazi is not as much of a tragedy because
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: it's like a sacrifice, isn't it.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: And and the Japanese probably aren't ordering them. That's probably
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: us being like, oh, take a fucking Comma Kazi.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's American right there. I mean, yeah, that's
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: like you gotta have war propaganda drinks. Let me get
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: a Hiroshima. Let me put a couple of heroshima. Thank you.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I'm getting bombed tonight.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: WHOA, What the fuck is with that? Was that? Do
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: it again? Do it again? What did you do? I said?
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: And then and then and then balloons went up around me.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: I turned that ship off, dude, and it still happens.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: There's some anti Japanese software we got going?
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Is Apple on your Jobs, Eva, Steve Jobs in the Afterlife?
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: Fuck?
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: Yes, I didn't know that about the h in China
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: which won the Sino Japanese War.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: Dude. I rewatched uh Oppenheimer on my way to California.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: So good, so unbelievably gain. What do you think, bro?
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Delta one?
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: You know this now?
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: They didn't you know, they didn't have Delta one or
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: they did, but it was four thousand dollars and I said, unfortunately,
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: that's gonna be a little bit above my spending limit
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: for this weekend. Dude.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: I am on a first class upgrade eater right now.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: I don't even like rolling the dice. That's my thing.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: On a long flight like that, I need to be upfront.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: I to be sitting with the captain.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: But you didn't.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: No, I was first class both ways.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: I thought you said you didn't do it because it
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: was four thousand dollars.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: No, Delta one was four thousand dollars.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: Well you so then you were in premium economy.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: No, there's only certain planes that have Delta one. I
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: opted out of those planes.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: You went. You went first class, but not Delta one.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: You're in a biplane.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: Yes, exactly, nicest first class I've ever been in, though
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: it was the one where they have the seat but
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: then they have that weird like plastic barrier around it.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: It's nice. Yeah, that's good.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: That's basically Delta one.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: It was. It felt like Delta one, but you couldn't
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: recline all the way.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: You couldn't recline all the way, which is too bad
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: because you had a long flight.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Francis, your Era one story about the couple was killing me.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: Dude. It's one of the great moments I've had in
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: air travel. I mean truly, Like I got to the airport.
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: I've been checking the upgrade list for ten hours. I
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: called Delta at four in the morning and said, what's
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: it going to cost to upgrade to first class? They
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: said it'd be an extra six hundred dollars. I said,
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: forget it. And I was third on the upgrade list.
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: There were two people ahead of me for one seat,
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: and I was like, there's no chance, there's no chance.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: But I got to there. I went up and I
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: was like, just gonna throw out a hail Mary. You know,
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: lady at the front desk, is there any world where
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: I might be eligible for that last first class seat?
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: And she said, well, there's two people ahead of you,
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: but they're a couple and they may want to stick together,
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: so you have a chance. And sure enough I watched
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: them walk up and not only were they a couple,
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: but they had two little kids.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: Ooh, that's a wrap.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, if they have kids, there's no chance.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: It was over. I just said, boy, look at this gang.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: Look at this gang. What a nuclear family?
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: Did you try and like gaslight them into it? Be like, man,
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: I love how like tight knit you guys are? You
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: guys probably don't want to leave each other.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: I said, can I take a picture because I'm smelling
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: a Christmas carve up right. I know a family when
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: I see one, and you know what.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: You guys are the kind of family that sticks together
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: through everything.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: I see two kids now. But are you guys done yet?
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: We need more of the Williams family.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: You guys want that a Delta one seat break apart
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: this beautiful family.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And and sure enough I listened to them that
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: the woman was great. The Delta attendant was like, so,
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: you guys are eligible for one first class seat. But
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: I think she even said something like, but I get
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: the sense you don't want to split up because she
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: knew I wanted it. I I was a shark in
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: the water man standing right there. And the wife was like, oh, yeah,
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: we're gonna stick together. You can, you can give it
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: away and I said, I was like yes, and I
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: was like thank you. She knew. She knew because I
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: was standing there filming them, which I'm surprised they didn't
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: have a problem with. And she was like enjoy and
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: I was like enjoy, happy, happy marriage, and uh, happy marriage.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: And I got it. And then I got it on
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: the way back too.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: Was this she did?
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: Don't tell no, this was just this weekend doing Houston
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: and New Orleans.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Oh really, yes, I got it.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: I just posted this.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, I must have been thinking about a different time,
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: follow you. I've just been thinking about a different time
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: that you got upgraded to Delta one.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got I got upgraded to Delta one coming
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: back from lah Yeah. Yeah, that was a big win.
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you and Hairball, I've now been upgraded to
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: first class both ways to Milwaukee and back for our
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: Madison weekend. Really yeah, but you haven't, you fucking loser, now.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: I bought it. I bought it off the top. That's
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: kind of just how that's how I roll these days.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: I meant to spend money to make money, bro, I
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: like paying coach prices for first class seats. It's nice
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: to know that I got it for.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: Well, that's because you're also you're already fucking We can't
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: go too deep into the delta world again, but I'll
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: just say, because you're already, you're already fucking diamond or whatever.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, listen, you know, you know, you either
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: know how to fly or you don't, and you know
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: you're just out here kind of getting smoked. And that's
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: it's people like me that rely on morons like you
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: for not cutting corners to get the most benefits understood.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: I'll be honest. So the flight to Milwaukee will offer
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: you no benefit to sell. I've been making that flight.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: I'm about to be on my six back and forth
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Milwaukee flight, and uh, it's that there's not even a
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: big enough overhead compartment to put your backpack if you're
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: on the left side of the plane, like you need
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: to be traveling with a tube for it to fit
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: in the oversized compartment.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: I think it's not even so much about the comfort
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: or the accommodations as it is is the suderiority joy
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: that I'm gonna get from turning my head all the
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: way around and seeing hair Ball somewhere back in the
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: distance with his knees at his fucking titties.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: I just told you I'm sitting first class.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: Oh that's right. So then maybe we'll be sitting next
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: to each other and we can compare prices.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, true, we could do that. I actually think I
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: had credit. That's why I that's why I got first class.
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: Damn, you blew your credit. Good credit is gold. I
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: wouldn't have wasted that on a on a trip to Milwaukee.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: I waste all of the credit. I'm trying to spend
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: as little money as i can.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: Short flight.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: It's really not that really not much, really, not much
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: of a flight.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: What is there to do in Madison?
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Madison actually is an awesome town. They have it's amazing,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: great great steakhouse.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: I got a god that ship. Well I don't know
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: this place, Oh dude, but Madison they got great food
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: and drinks. Really all right? They probably like every other
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: city on Earth.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: No, you have one hobby? The fuck are you talking about?
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: Everywhere you go. You go to the shittiest cities and
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: people are like, well, they got good food and drinks.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: It's like, oh, really, they have a great cheeseburger and
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: a Heineken zero. That's yeah, they got they got great.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: They got great bud lights out in about Madison.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: Well, maybe if you expanded your culinary tastes a little bit,
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: you wouldn't be, you know, like living on one side
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: of the menu so so much.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: It's just everywhere you go good food and drinks, and
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: then you go and it's the last city you've ever
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: been to.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: I disagree with this take. I think there really is
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: there are good food cities and there are bad and
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: and that's just the bottom line.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't agree. I mean, dude, you could.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: Be if Houston Houston I didn't find to be like
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: a good food city. New Orleans is supposed to be great.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: Well, Houston has some problems that probably food probably isn't
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: the top of their focus list right now. Survival has
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: got to be up there that they're still working on
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: the murder bro I think.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: New Orleans is worth Yeah, New Orleans has a But
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: of the three of the three cities you two went
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: to this past weekend, I would say New Orleans is
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: my favorite. San Diego is my second favorite, and then uh,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: then Houston, Houston doesn't, especially because of the lack of
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: walkability in Houston.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: You're not anywhere. Houston's one of the most beautiful places
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: I've ever been. Right next to the Jack in the
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Box Dave and Busters across the street.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: They have the seven layer double decker highway. It's just
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: like one highway that goes on top of another highway,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: on top of another highway, on top of another highway.
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: Like I've never seen a city that shows brown as
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: its color palette. Why is brown their color?
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: And how do one point four million people decide to
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: live in the brown the brown color palette city.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: I think it's just something that you you're raised there
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: and you just stay there.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like Austin is just uh, whenever I get married,
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: I'm probably gonna have my bachelor party out there in
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: Houston in the h Yeah, the big h the dirty ah,
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: the age. Yeah, I don't.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: I really have never had a good time in Houston
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: or Dallas.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: Really. I actually like Dallas. I think Dallas is a
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: good city. It's told me because I sold well out there, though.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you base it all on whether three hundred people
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: come to see you exactly.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: Well, That's what I was saying to Francis was the
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: thing with fucking uh with San Diego, It's like it
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: doesn't even matter how the shows go because it's so fun.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: Already you chloroforming us. What the fuck was that I
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: was wiping off my screen? But dude, I mean it's
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: like it's.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: So nice sort of smog and you're apartments, you're fucking
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: hazardous air rating from the EPA today.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: In there, dude. The the thing about San Diego is
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: that everyone there is really cool.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there are a lot of transplants, though nobody's like
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: from San Diego.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I heard. That's what the That's what
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: someone dude was telling me because I was asking about
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: the paragliding situation out there, because it's a strong paragliding community.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can see you signing up for that. I
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: can see you know. Well, No, I was I won't
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: even go to a won't go to a restaurant for lunch,
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: but paragliding you're gonna get.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: A turkey sandwich is too much of a risk. But
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: I'll go ahead and fucking strap onto the back of
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: a fucking twelve foot yacht that a guy named Brock
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: is driving ship faced at two in the afternoon.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Oh you're mixing up paragliding with something else.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: Bro paragliding, you jump off of the mountain more deadly.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: I know, dude, I I did. I talked about it
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: on stage the whole weekend, and I would get mixed reviews.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: But dude, there was one time I took a photo
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: and I sent it or I think I said it
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: to you Francis too, but I said it to my
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: mom while I was on my hike, and then I
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: zoomed in and I thought it was birds, and I
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: realized it was people in the sky. They're just high
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: as hell up in the air.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Salt like high as hell. If you're going to try
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: that ship bro at the.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: Hundreds of them, I wasn't gonna try it.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but your mom forwarded.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: It to me. That's funny.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: When I got to South this summer, we went to
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: like this beautiful peak and our God was like, yeah,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: yesterday someone dog jumping off the right there. Really paragliders
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: had just freshly died, and there's still other people paragliding.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: They say they just smacked into each other in the air.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: That's fucking terrifying.
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: They say that if you jump out of an airplane
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: or fall off a building without a parachute, there's actually
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: a sort of protocol that you should go through to
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: try to give yourself the best chance of survival. Is
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: what is that land on your feet to God, because
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: it's gonna all the bones in your legs are gonna break,
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: but it sort of gives you the best chance of
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: protecting your vital organs, which in your head.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's just no way. There's no way if you're
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: trying to go like hands out like if you fell
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: out of an airplane and you land it on your feet,
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: your feet would like shoot up into your shoulders.
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: No, no, it's just gonna vaporize your tibia and your
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: femur and all that. You're gonna those are gonna be
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: in big trouble. You'll never walk again. Now you might,
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: you might actually decide, you know, as active people, Maybe
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: not Hairball. Actually I could see Harry being happy to
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: upgrade to a wheelchair.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Bro, I'm more active than you. It sounds like all
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: you did in New Orleans this weekend was fucking get
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: ship faced out of your mind and throw trash on
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: the ground. I went out. I was out in the
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: fucking in the in the world, and the nature didn't sure.
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I I what did I do? I
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: walked around? Uh, I went to to get some brunch.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: I did some cool stuff with Matthew.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Where did you where? What hotel did you stay in?
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: You stayed at the Roosevelt.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: He stayed in the four Seasons at Houston and Houston.
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: We stayed in the four Seasons.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: I'm sure that was fantastic. Uh. There's a hotel called Hotel.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. We went there and they have a rooftop bar.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: We went had a cocktail up there that bar rocks
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: that placed.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Did your did your guide take you there?
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: He did?
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes me feel like I'm fucking plugged in
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: the fact that I that that was like the coolest
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: one of the coolest places we stayed. That's like in
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: the Garden district, and that's in.
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: Roof tin roof is what it was called ten hot ten.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's a significant some type of Tennessee Williams is.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: A play on Tennessee Williams cat on a hot tin
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: roof exactly.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: That's interesting. I admire that that.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: Was a good bar. By the way, we also went
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: to a place called Chloe, which was super cool, and
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: that's where we went for brunch. I went from Chloe
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: to hot Ten.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Yes, those are those are like the kind of better sections,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: not being on Bourbon Street. Stay. Bourbon Street is a
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: significantly better.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: Barley and they had they had the streetcar. They have
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: the street cars there which run along that. They don't
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: call it the median, there's some other term for it.
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: There's there's all this weird sort of lingo in New
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: Orleans where they don't like if you say no Orlins
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: they don't like that. And then, uh, it's not called
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: a median, it's called like a center section or something.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: And you can't call the street car a trolley, you
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: call it a streetcar.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: Interesting, what do you mean? They don't like when you
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: say Nolins. It's like New Orleans, no Orleans.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: No Orleans. You kind of make it one word.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, I see, that's like in San Francisco. They don't
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: like when you say san Fran.
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: That's probably a good Yeah.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: You remember that when I said I called it san
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Fran And the dude at the in the front row
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: was like, would you call your country a cunt? And
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck are you talking at?
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: We call Philly Philadelphia Philly.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I wouldn't call my country a cunt because
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: that doesn't even make sense. You imbecile. I remember being
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: so thrown off when that dude said.
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: That, did he did win? He beat you? No?
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: I beat him?
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Well, you probably beat him in your You probably beat
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: him by in your mind thinking that it was stupid
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: of what he said. But did you retort with something
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: witty enough to kind of silence him and get the
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: crowd back on your side?
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: Of course, Bro, I'm a killer.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Let's see the crowd work video then, if you're such
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: a fucking killer.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: I'm a stone cold killer.
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: You know what was the last crowd work you even did?
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: Did you?
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: Fucking bro? I haven't. I haven't had a good crowd
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: work in a minute.
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: I know the JFL.
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: Well it doesn't even matter because I'm never gonna get
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: JFL anymore. JFL went under bankruptcy just for lasted, just
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: Relas did, so I guess, uh, I'm just gonna start.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say I got in twenty twenty four.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: I sent, I sent the link to the article of
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: the article to Sass and he was like, what the hell?
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was fucking shocked. Well, I just did my audition.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: I didn't want to. Auditions sucked, dude. You think they
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: would have given us, Like there's no way you don't
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: just go bankrupt out of nowhere, Like they had to
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: have known two weeks ago that that was coming. They
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: could have canceled the auditions. I took the train back
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: from Albany early to get there for the audition.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you took the train at six am so you
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: could nap for your four o'clock PM audition exactly.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: They could have fun week exact. I could have gone
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: to the fucking the Clash, yeah, exactly. I skipped Coffee
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: Clash for that shit and fucking under And I didn't
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: take the Netflix audition serious at all because I was like, well,
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: I want JFL anyway, so fuck that, and now JFL
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: is gone and I'm not gonna get the Netflix.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: Thank you should take every audition seriously. I mean that's
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: just of.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: Course I took it serious. Bro. I mean I still murdered,
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: you know, me Stone buld Killer, one of the five hundred. Bro,
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: it was really like two fifty. My microphone's getting now
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: your mike's still good.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: Sound good?
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: So it switched MacBook Pro microphone.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: Oh no, now it sounds like doll shit.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: The fuck is going on here?
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: Jesus fuck? Yeah, they really are really just two fifty
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: of us, dude, there's not that many killers these days.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you two of them. Two of them are
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: on this podcast right now, the five hundred.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Did you hear Kat Williams and Joe Rogan talking about
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: that Francis.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: No, Well, Joe Rogan says it all the time, but
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: I it was literally the first two seconds of the episode.
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: I didn't watch it. How's my mic?
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: It's it sounds fine, but it's not your mic.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, whatever, I'm back there. Sorry everybody. We're doing our best.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: All good, all g uh.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: But yeah, they're like, there's only five hundred of us
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: in the world, people that really can fucking.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: Kill, people that can just get up there and just
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: slay the stage.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: And then and then he was like, it's really closer
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: to two fifty. And then when you start factoring in
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: the ones you want to hang out with, closer to ten.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: I don't think I'm in that, Joe Rogan.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: Ten Bro, You're definitely in the five hundred. I'm not
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: in the five hundred. You are.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: You're passive at the at the mother Ship Bro.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a Mothership killer.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: You know what sas.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: You're a part of the Mothership Assassin Squad. Yeah, the
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: Green bereats, the Mothership Militia.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: The Seal Team six, sweeping in at the dead of night,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: fucking slay.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: Audiences, ladies and gentlemen. Coming to the stage next. You
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: know him from Oops the podcast, a core member of
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: the Mothership Militia.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: Stass waiting for my mic to go out to start
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: teeing off on me.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: I'm not even teeing off on you.
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: Bro ta my big old nuts on my.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: Forehead, long ass sack. I didn't. I gotta go back
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: to California two more times in the next like month.
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: Where else are you going?
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: Sacramento and Bakersfield and Irvine?
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: Geezs cry now must be nice.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: The tight Lines tour, Well, that's the only way to
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: get on a can a mothership, malicious squad.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: You gotta be out on the road every weekend.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: It's boot camp. You're a mothership militia boot camp exactly.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: If you're doing basic training. You're in the field, and
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: I'm afraid you're gonna ring that fucking bell. Let them
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: know that you're not built for militia life.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: Not me, bro cancel. Culture will not take me down.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: I see you.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Fighting against the We will win with your with your
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: brothers in like one foot of water, singing the military.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: Flock and forth. Dude, they I went. I went to
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: the mothership a couple of weeks ago, and have you guys?
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: I heard you're begging out front for a spot. I
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: heard you're like, hey, are you guys hiring doorman?
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: I fucked that joke up. I've never been to the Mothership.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: What I was gonna say was, have you seen that
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: video of when of that dude on Instagram who does
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: like the motivationals talks and he and he makes the
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: guy take his shirt off and he's like, what do
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: you think's wrong with this? And he grabs onto his
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: like back fat and he's like does that make you
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: feel good? And he's like no, and he says, I
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: know one no one can work for him unless they
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: have six pack abs. That's what he says. Yeah, I
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: was going to tie that into a joke about the Mothership,
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: but I fucked it up by saying I was just
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: the mother Ship. Maybe I didn't have I didn't have
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: the joke.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: Bro, apologize with discording joke structure, Like what you just displayed,
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: you are not even.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: I'm one of the one of the ten thousand. Maybe yeah,
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: you're not in the five.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Good luck, bro, You're closer to me than I am
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: to than Francis is too.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: Man, I didn't have the joke. Now we're struggling. We're struggling.
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: No, no, I feel like I'm struggling. I'm just shouting
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: at my computer.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: To your audio is fine.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, it actually do sound for the mic to pick
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: you up, though you have to like shout in for
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: the for the bike to jump over our mics.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: Oh no, I don't think so. Well whatever, five minutes
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: I got to I got two text messages or actually so,
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: I got a text message about you this weekend and
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: from Guardina.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Got the same message about you this weekend from guardin
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: he saying.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: We need sas back to drinking. We're just like to
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: be fun again. Yeah. I was having a blast and
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: so was he, but he just got super fucked up
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: and then was like, you gotta drink, man, And I
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: was like, dude, We're going to bed in fucking five minutes.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: I don't need to be hammering down shots of whiskey
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: right now. Even I had a great time. I had
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: a great weekend and not drinking.
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: Did you bring him to uh California with you? Yeah?
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: Oh nice?
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was good ship. I guess you lost my number.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: Huh No, No, I just decided you weren't coming. Where
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: were you at this weekend?
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: Round?
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: Brazil Key West.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Philadelphia?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: Now, fucking shot, You're never You're never on the East
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: Coast in the weekends. Bro don't say that, bro. Where
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: were you Argentina? No, Bro, I was almost Yeah, what'd
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: you do out in Philly?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: We went to a Sixers game? Uh, big win for
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: the Sixers.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: Are you allowed to do that? Yeah, that's a good question.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Honestly, it was a belated Christmas present from my dear mother.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: Does Pat Bev know you went?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: No, but he will because he listens to this show.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Towards the sixtieth minute.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: He scrolls right to the end just to see how
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: we polish it off.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Or just to see what we're hiding. This is where
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: i'd hide a dead body.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: Did you Because I didn't see any stories of you
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: at the Sixers game, So it makes me wonder if
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: you were hiding that intentionally.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know the last time I threw up a
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: story anyway, dude, I'm not like because always thrown up.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: So you don't want to throw up stories the son
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: of a boy dad, but you like to throw up
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: a lot of bad BEV stories just just doing tricks
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: on it like I've never seen.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: Don't even say that, bro.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: This Pat Bev sequence at the Bucks game last night
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: was out of hand. One won three points, one three
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: pointer and then one almost steal belt to ass.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: You're confusing me with the Pat BEV show account.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: No, dude, you're always posting ship like that. I never
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: ever post that for MVP on one of his eighteen
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: teams this year.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: Hey, Roan, you and Pat ever going on tour together?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: No, you better fucking not be No, we're gonna We're
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: better fucking not. I'll kill you.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: We're trying to become one of the five hundred.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, bro, you don't have what it takes. What No,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: what don't I have? You don't have, dude, You're just
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: not an assassin the crowd work. You gotta work on
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: your crowd work. You haven't done any crowd work. You
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: haven't even gotten canceled for saying slurs. Bro, that's how
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: you get Oh.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: I got real close to getting canceled when Ben Minch
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: was going under, trying to drag me down with him
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: like the fates, like I was going over the river sticks.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, more like the Rio Grande.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: Yes, very nice, because rances from the top of the ropes, the.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Top of the ropes.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: Have you guys seen have you seen what Clamor's doing
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: right now?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: You go check in on him at all or is
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: he just down there just suffering.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: I don't think I'm allowed to go see him. Think.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: I think that's the whole point of solitary confinement.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: No one's allowed to see him.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: Well, I think Vibbs does stuff, maybe sends him little shit.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: I don't really know.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: Why is he doing that?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: Because Jerry had so much success hitting golf ball.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: Ah, I see that.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: We are trying everything we can to not not just
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: be the forgotten office.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: I'm not try one I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: like how many tailand alls can I take before my
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: liver gives out? And it's gonna be like a forty
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: eight hour stream, and I'll take one tile in all every.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: Hour, a little tailand all power hour.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I got the idea.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: Of going into this snack closet once it had just
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: been re stocked and seeing if I could eat my
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: way out of it.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember you said that. I think that's actually
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: a good idea.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: I think it'd be fun, but I would need help.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: We're doing all this because of an autistic dude from
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: North Carolina figured out the YouTube algorithm, and now it's
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: just like.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: How can we be like mister beast. I just think
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: it's weird that we're all just stealing from Jersey Jerry.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Well, where's he getting it from?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but no one at barstool was doing
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: it before he He's getting it from Jimmy I know.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: And now everyone's like, let me figure out how I
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: can go live stream for forty eight hours straight.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: But to like he's getting super chatted and like he
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: probably made thousands of dollars off of it. Klemmer is
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: living a like objectly worse life with no positive outcome
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: at the end of it.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: No people are watching Klemor's I went I tuned into
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: it last night and there was like seven hundred people
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: watching at like two am.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna check right now.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: Seven hundred people. It's no Jersey Jerry numbers. But you know,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: you got to make some sacrifices if you want to
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: get there.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: But he's also not doing it.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: He's got one five hundred right now watching.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty good.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: He's still counting rice. I would say that's probably a
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: bad strategy.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: That's way worse than just sitting there and doing nothing.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Well, dude, no one knows how much rice there is.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: Roan.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: When are you so you're moving to Chicago right No, what.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about. I'm moving down to Argentina.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: You're literally in the Chicago office every single week. Now,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: this is the first time I've been here. Are they
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: gonna put your face back on the yacht graphic.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: It's the first time i've been here since I was
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: with here with you.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: You trader. That's not true at all. You were there
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: like two weeks ago.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: I wasn't. I was in Milwaukee, not Chicago.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: You cock kiss, dude, you did the yak within the
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: last month.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: Yes, you did cock kiss. You're a cock kiss.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: I'm not a cocks kiss the.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: Ring, bro kiss the ring. Take it back, bro man,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: you can't you can't kiss. You can't handle New York anymore.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: You've gone soft.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: You can't fucking handle New York.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: I'm in New York right now.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: You're not even in the office. You're down the street
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: from the office and you refuse to go. You're just
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Irwin over here. I'm not. You're in the fucking out back.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: But really, you're just in your yellow ass apartment, my
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: bark yellow.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: In defensive sass. I'm actually not in the office either,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: I just had my phone that I could mislead people, And.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: I gotta get one of those Beava bros. They're giving
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: those out for Employee of the month.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: More than the mister beasts jacket.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: The barstool beasts jacket, not to be mistaken. Yeah, that's
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: actually a good hat. That's a titlet.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: If I wore this and counted rice, I would be
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: a Japanese father concerned about the blight that has overtaken
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: our crop.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like parasite?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: What is it? Oh night? That's Korea?
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: Oh warn?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: I should probably watch that again. That movie was incredible.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've watched that one multiple times.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: My wife is so turned on by Masters of Air
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: right now that she's bringing home military recruitment pamphlets and
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: leaving them on the dining table, And I was like,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: I think I'm too old to enlist, and she goes,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: where's your sense of patriotism? You think the Chinese care
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: about age limits? Which was very ironic to me since
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 4: every fake idea I've ever had was made in Chinatown. Chinatown,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: That's right, Chinatown, Boston?
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: Really, Oh were you were when you got fake id's?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: You were able to just get them in the United
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: States because we had to get ours shipped in from
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: China and they would come. They would come in a
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: stuffed animal, and then you have to America stuffed animal
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: open and their ideas would be in there.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: I believed in buying American.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: Bill Union buy from Chinatown.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: Well, I guess when you were in high school, what
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: we were still in the Pacific, so you like weren't
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: even allowed to be in contact with.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: The That's again, you are conflating the Chinese and the
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: jazz Japanese. They really don't like They don't like that
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: at all. They don't like that.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: That's deeply racist. And we're about to probably hire people
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: younger than you starting this summer now, SaaS.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: You don't think Barsa's going to hire people who fresh
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: out of college?
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: Now, that's in my contract because I have to be
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: the youngest person at the company so I.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: Can still make nasty age jokes.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: Exactly, you piece of shit.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: That shit's not funny.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: It is funny, No, it's not. Actually that shit's that's
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: why I wanted the five hundred bro. That sh it's hilarious.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: You you're killing is like the Holocaust. People talk a
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: lot about it, but it didn't hap.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: Oh man, Bro, you might have just earned your spot
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: in the five hundred. That's kind of shit.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: That's all fifty five minute nugget right there.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's the last ten minutes of the pod,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: little nugger.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: That's some warm mode shit, right there.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: Bro, that's a gift to our brothers billion spot. I
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: guess we're holocausting ours No.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: I guess, Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: Alright, alrighty, then you want to noun we're gonna have
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: on tomorrow.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, we got laundry Day coming on the podcast tomorrow.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: It should be fun, should be good ship.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: Do they play instruments?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: They do?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's dope. Very talented musicians.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: Merrily we snored up these lines. These lines, you.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: Gotta think of something to sing with them.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: I now, I don't know what.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: What's some songs that have been in your head recently?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: That's not Bob Dylan.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: I've been listening to a lot of doja cat like
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: what bitch I said, what I said, I don't care.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: I paint the town red Ooh she the devil, she
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: a bad little bit. She a rebel.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: That's a good one.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: That's what me and Guardini were listening to on the
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: way to go fishing.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Ooh, she the Devil.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: You gotta sing that with them. That'll go, that will
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: go super hard, that would go super hard.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: Drake reposted them yesterday.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: Drizzy, I posted them on a story. Aubrey's been up
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: to some freak shit as of late.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: Well, I guess that means you guys have that in common,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: right roun big time?
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: That's what? Yeah, my freak brothers. Do you think they're
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: big fans of Pat Bev? Are you guys gonna have
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: them on the Pat BEV Show too?
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: He doesn't like guests.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck really, I thought that was like a pretty
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: big guest oriented podcast.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: I thought so too.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: Not anymore, give us the tea, Bro, Is that podcast
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: ending soon or what? Let's wrap that shit up.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: I gotta get to the airport boys.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: I need your full focus.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: Bro. How far does Pat Bev need to be traded
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: in order for you to stop doing the podcast?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah? What if he goes and plays in Russia or
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: some shit with Britney Griner and.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: He's like, why aren't you out here in fucking Saint
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: Petersburg with me?
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Come out to mos Cow. Son of a boy, bro,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: we need you in Moscow.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, with everything Tucker is saying about it, it's
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: supposed to be Utopian's supposed to be absolutely How are
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: they portraits in the subways?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: Paradise sat there? All we have is pores. All right,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: let's wrap this up because I gotta upload it.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: So I just said, come see me in SaaS in Madison,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: Wisconsin this weekend. We're gonna be eating steak.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: That restaurant name. It was top ten.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Tickets at Lil Sasquatch website dot com.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: And if you're second guessing it, just ask yourself, like,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: how many more times are you going to have the
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: opportunity to see two of the five hundred in person?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: That's right, So come see us, Come support live comedy.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: JFL is no longer a thing, So my career is
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: kind of in the shitter right now. Was kind of
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: hoping to have that for a little boost, but uh,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: you know, what can you do? Come see us this weekend.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: Tickets at Francis Elles dot com.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: H alright, good ship, my boys.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: Alright, No, he's