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#476: Angry Bison & 5 Questions | OBB Benched | Feed Me Rubber Ducks · Orange Bowl Boys: A Miami Hurricanes Podcast

• 0:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: these are the orange ball boys who sit at by Paul Baines roofing from residential roofing to commercial roofing even roof repairs give Paul a call get your free estimate at Paul Baines roofing.com here's toast Roman and Scoop.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Alright, one more time this week, but instead of top players, big commits or ACC kickoff, we're absolutely loaded with greedy team owners, bad fighters, angry bison, and penis fires.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to OB-Venched episode 476.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Quot the rest of those 10 things, they betched.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we're going wide, wide, wide.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, that is Google Translate.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's better.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: There you go, my brother.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's get the white kid to say things, and spend the night.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you, Google.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: They betched.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: We appreciate you.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Gracias.
• 0:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, look, without row here this week, I've decided I'm going to twist this up a little bit, kind of pull both parts of bench together at the same time.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to go through our crazy wild stories of the week, but with, with each of these stories, there will be a question for five questions.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Beautiful.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: So I wear the five questions music anyway.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to get robbed out of that.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: All right.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: We'll do it a month then.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's unfortunate.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, now we've got that out of the way.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We go into the start.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: She's the best.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: 10 packs of cool.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So you can just hear it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to start with the Carolina hurricanes.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Just won the Stanley Cup.
• 1:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: They did.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Made some headlines this week.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: when it was revealed that the owner of the team, Tom Dunton, had his entire family's name and great on the top, on the top two lines of their ring on the cup before any staff members before any players.
• 2:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: It is, Tom, his wife, and all of his kids got their names on the Stanley Cup above all the players and the GMs and the managers and the personnel and everybody.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Some staff were left off.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They were.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Has this ever happened before?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: It has.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, why is everybody so maddened?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, that was my whole thing.
• 2:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: So because back in the 90s, right back in the 90s.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Get it, but he's not the first one to do it.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: The illog family of the red wings.
• 2:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: He did the same thing and there's like a like 10 illogies.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Let's say I'll make up under their win.
• 2:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: So this is a lot within the rules of the NHL.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: My only gripe with it is, if you want to put your name up there, great.
• 2:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're the owner of the team.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They should be like, yeah, if they get sure all of them, including you, they should they should be at the end.
• 3:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's my thing.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: One of the staff, at least that I read, one of the staff they left off was an assistant equipment manager who's been with the franchise since they were in hard food.
• 3:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, bro, that's like 30 to 40 years of his life.
• 3:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's gross.
• 3:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, that's, just got to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Why don't they just take that ring off and haven't we do it?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, because he's within his rights to do it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It wasn't so much that he didn't even wrong.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's that it's the lack of self-awareness is what kills me.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I think I get it.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I think I understand enough, enough people should stand up for this that he has to.
• 4:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's like when, uh, it's like when Shionaga hired by Tennessee and then got unhired by Tennessee 24 hours later.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think about that.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Josh McDonald's, she got hired by the, was it the, was it the Broncos or wherever it was?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And they shamed him at a town or what the hell was that story?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Program those fans at the University of Tennessee nullified the hiring of their next head coach.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Think about how insane that is.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's fun.
• 4:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's fun to know you got that kind of power, right?
• 4:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: You only mean the power is well, and that never is.
• 4:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's never used wisely.
• 4:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's used wisely.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: But in this case, sure.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: All right.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: So question number one, they should make him redo it.
• 4:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Question number one, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: If you could own a professional franchise in any sport, which one do you want to own?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: What team in any sport would you like to own?
• 5:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: obviously college football doesn't fly here, but professional franchise.
• 5:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can go, but you go, you get to go out, you get to buy yourself a professional franchise.
• 5:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm buying my sea hocks.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 5:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's got sold.
• 5:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they just got sold.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It's under $10 billion.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It's $20 billion.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: And he's going to have his wife be the controlling owner.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: She'll be running the show.
• 5:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: But some my, when my reasoning is over that over the red socks is too many baseball games.
• 5:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to go to that many baseball games.
• 5:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: A lot of baseball games.
• 5:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so I can just limit me to like a four month window.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: And that's perfect.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I like that.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I do like that.
• 5:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I initially I was I was leaning to baseball for obvious reasons to grow up on baseball.
• 5:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I work in baseball, but you're right.
• 5:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a long season.
• 5:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'll look at it to go to at least any of them.
• 5:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you have to go.
• 5:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, this was 82 home game.
• 6:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: I had to get used to that's too much.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It's a lot of baseball.
• 6:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Can I buy an NBA team?
• 6:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just I love the NBA.
• 6:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't stand the NBA.
• 6:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I like the NBA.
• 6:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I would buy the Panthers after I would buy the C box.
• 6:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 6:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: If I'm going to do a lot of games, I'm going to do the hockey.
• 6:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 6:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Is it cold?
• 6:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's cold.
• 6:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 6:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's nice and there.
• 6:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's what my ass is.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: It's small.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 6:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: What NBA team debtors?
• 6:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to buy the Atlanta Hawks because there are no expectations.
• 6:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: You just go ahead.
• 6:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, okay.
• 6:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I mean, like, if you buy the Lakers or the Celtics, everyone's going to be like, where's our title?
• 6:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: You buy the Hawks, everyone's like, Good enough.
• 6:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: You have a famous actress.
• 6:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, don't you have a famous owner?
• 6:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yes, Dan, what's her name?
• 6:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: She was in Twister.
• 6:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know where she was.
• 6:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: She was the, um, yeah, like, damn.
• 6:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: She's married a billion there.
• 6:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: She did, uh, and, and, and she's actually, no, she was in the breakfast club.
• 6:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: She's like the richest alley sheeley, no, isn't it?
• 6:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, Jamie Gertz.
• 6:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jamie Gertz.
• 6:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jamie Gertz, um, who's Jamie Gertz?
• 7:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jamie Gertz was, uh, uh, did you ever see the original Twister with Bill Paxon?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 7:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: She was the, um, the new wife, the new wife.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: that came along.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: We got chaos, Carol.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I think you was that.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Recognizing when you see her.
• 7:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: You'll know a lot of stuff in New York.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 7:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just married to, uh, believes it was Tony Ressler.
• 7:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was the current lawx.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I know that is.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and she's been at a ton of stuff.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 7:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jamie Gurts.
• 7:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm D. B. I'm glad you're here.
• 7:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: She owns the hawks.
• 7:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she's married to the, yeah, she's, she's, but she's involved.
• 7:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: But she's, oh, she's got a huge, yeah.
• 7:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's really, really different.
• 7:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: She's really into it.
• 7:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 7:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, she's, you see her.
• 7:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've been to a couple of hawks games.
• 7:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's, she's there.
• 7:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's walking around.
• 7:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's talking to people.
• 7:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's taking pictures.
• 7:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's very engaged in it.
• 7:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, I'm, again, but no expectations.
• 7:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: So she's having fun.
• 7:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like nobody in a land is like,
• 7:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: Then they just trade trade young.
• 7:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they did to Washington.
• 8:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 8:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 8:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, and then again, no expectations.
• 8:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm fair.
• 8:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm good with that.
• 8:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I get to own a tank.
• 8:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I get to be Mark Cuban.
• 8:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: I want to team have fun.
• 8:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Go for him.
• 8:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Scoop.
• 8:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you want to buy a team?
• 8:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think I would probably buy the Arizona Cardinals.
• 8:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: I like the location.
• 8:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Break off out there.
• 8:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, nice stadium expectations are very high either, but you've always feel like they should be winning.
• 8:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like they have those little vision years where they do well, I know, like you put your could win, I don't know, I just, you know, Phoenix Scottsdale is a, is a pretty cool place and plus your right next to Arizona state you go over there and hang out, you know, go hang out with Dilly, Dilly, Dilly, Dilly, they just you.
• 8:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, love it.
• 8:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, story number two and question number two, the long awaited return of Connor McGregor.
• 9:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: ended in a minute nine seconds.
• 9:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: He didn't even get a punch off in his big ballie who returned to UFC on UFC 329 at T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas.
• 9:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: He came out right from the jump and literally with a jump.
• 9:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: He came out and tried to jump kick some guy landed awkwardly busted up his knee.
• 9:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Fight was over.
• 9:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just sad.
• 9:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: There was brutal to watch, but it really was.
• 9:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why is he doing this?
• 9:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I mean, look, he's...
• 9:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: He made a lot of money.
• 9:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: We made like 30 mill or something, but... Yeah, I don't...
• 9:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Here's the thing.
• 9:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: He didn't injure his knee when he took that...
• 9:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Flying attempted flying kick, right?
• 9:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: He injured it in warmups.
• 9:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: You can see it.
• 9:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: You can see him hurt it in warmups.
• 9:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: You can see him before he gets into the ring, favoring the leg.
• 10:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, yeah, I think you just went out to say, Oh, boy.
• 10:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I got no chance here.
• 10:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I'm going to act like it happens and I'm going to go and I'm going to throw some of the land on my foot.
• 10:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: He had to.
• 10:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: He literally had to give a good point because like it was done.
• 10:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: He hit it.
• 10:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: If you go back and watch his warmups, you can see when it happens.
• 10:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: didn't even think about that.
• 10:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: It kind of sucks like the whole thing sucks, but go back and watch it.
• 10:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was a ridiculous opening move.
• 10:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was one of those things where it was like, what the hell is he had to?
• 10:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: He didn't have a tool.
• 10:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: But here's the thing is that make it look like he heard it then.
• 10:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, yes, what happened is biggest UFC is there is no like major star that
• 10:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: like there's like my wife doesn't know any other fighter like he's the he's the draw that brings in the the the the non fans in the fringe fans and so that you know you that's why it was so cool he was coming back at her five years but they don't have that guy like it was Brock Lesnar and then it was McGregor they don't have that guy doesn't exist right now and I know that because I'm not a U.S. C. fan and I don't know what his name is
• 11:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: So they're on the rounds he for a while.
• 11:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: We're going to absolutely.
• 11:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, she was, but they was on those.
• 11:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: But they have one of those right now.
• 11:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, they don't.
• 11:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: They don't.
• 11:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: They don't have a camera back when it first started.
• 11:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: They've got, they've got great fighters.
• 11:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but they don't have great fighters.
• 11:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: They don't have great characters.
• 11:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, but they brought Rhonda Rousy back and Rhonda Rousy.
• 11:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Kick Gina Chronos asked in like two minutes.
• 11:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm just trying to know.
• 11:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: McGregor looked like he was just busted up and broken.
• 11:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: So questions spirals in a question number two of five questions.
• 11:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: What is the worst sporting event you ever paid to watch?
• 11:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Either like a fight that you ordered or I'd say the word yeah, I'd say the worst one I've ever paid to watch Okay, when Tyson lost a bus to Douglas That was good though.
• 12:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was awful.
• 12:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, that was that was that was a
• 12:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: And then when Tyson'll lose that fight, I've never wanted Tyson'll lose that fight.
• 12:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm great.
• 12:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 12:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've never been more distraught after watching a sporting event.
• 12:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Then I want because that was it was I was in college.
• 12:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 12:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: That was Tyson was the the the the greatest thing we had ever seen.
• 12:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: From our age group.
• 12:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 12:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was always an event and he was always the best and he was always going to be the best.
• 12:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: to see him lose up man.
• 12:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was demoralizing.
• 12:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was like a whole generation got their ass kicked.
• 12:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, then it all just went away after that.
• 12:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: The wheels fell off.
• 12:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: I've never did anything.
• 12:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 12:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: It never.
• 12:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 12:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Buster Douglas.
• 12:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Crackhead.
• 12:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Buster Douglas.
• 12:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: With a bunch of dogs.
• 12:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: We're still in a pond with ice to put it on his freaking head.
• 12:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: Cause it never falls on.
• 12:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 12:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 12:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Toast was the worst sporting event you ever paid to watch.
• 12:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Also paid to watch it, I mean, for this pain, it would probably be one of those Tyson fights that were over so fast, the most painful, oh, no, no, you know what, I'll tell you know what, I'm going to take that back.
• 13:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: I paid money to go to the Harvard Civic Center and watch the final weller's Bruins game at the Civic Center and we lost.
• 13:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's that's a kick.
• 13:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just funny because when we start to start thinking about this, I started thinking about Tyson fights so many of them are Tyson fights like Tyson Holyfield, too.
• 13:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Isn't it the more he bit as he or my stepfather paid all this money to make sure we had that fight.
• 13:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: We had people at the house.
• 13:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that man chewed that other man's ear off.
• 13:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he ate him spit it spit it like spit it out on the on the right on the mat.
• 13:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Nobody on nobody on this show was at the game.
• 13:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think row was there.
• 13:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I'm pretty sure Rob was there.
• 13:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I would know his answer.
• 13:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: And you know what his answer would be?
• 13:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: We got shut out at home, the last game at the OB.
• 14:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
• 14:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: When we got, that's a tough kick, yeah.
• 14:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: By Virginia.
• 14:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: after you orange bowl.
• 14:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thankfully, I didn't pay to go to that.
• 14:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Nope.
• 14:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank God.
• 14:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, paid for your own misery there.
• 14:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 14:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
• 14:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: My favorite story for the week is definitely when I know both of you have sings that hit the group chat.
• 14:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: The grandfather,
• 14:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Carl McDaniel, 65 years old, they got flip nine feet in the air by a bison at Yellowstone National Park this week.
• 14:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, he went pinwheeling through the air because he even has grants on over your taking pictures of a bison that's rolling around.
• 14:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, the thing that kills me is the park ranger in the truck.
• 14:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: that drives in front of it before happens like, and he just kind of keeps rolling on and then this bison got all riled up one after the grandfather flipped his ass up in the air, dude broke his femur in four places.
• 15:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: But was still had the wear with all the joke with people about like, oh, yeah, I was wrong, apparently was joking on the way to the hospital, cracking jokes, but getting thrown in the air.
• 15:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank God, his grandkids, okay, I don't know why the bison didn't kill him, because the bison, every foot when the air was just standing over him, like, so just like, just and then just didn't go around and then walk off.
• 15:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: But what the hell was that park range you're doing?
• 15:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Did you see the video?
• 15:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: I did see the video and I fascinated by the video.
• 15:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, so I mean, first of all, like, just tense.
• 15:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, this is like a place where people were camping out and everything.
• 15:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: Um, like, yeah, I mean, just listen.
• 15:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I think what folks don't realize about y'all is one of these parks is that.
• 15:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: There's not like it's not Jurassic Park man.
• 15:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: There's not like a big giant like gate that's keeping wild life away from you.
• 15:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like he bears like in like things, yeah, crap can happen and he got annoyed and he saw the dad, the grandpa taking pictures who looked like an Amish guy and he and he took off Adam.
• 16:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Adam Santa.
• 16:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: What he really was, yeah.
• 16:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: The Amish Santa.
• 16:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, the fact that they were sitting there to stop and take pictures and everyone else is in their car.
• 16:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: And then he tried to outrun it.
• 16:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's almost just not alive.
• 16:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't even run it though.
• 16:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: The whole experience watching this video, the bison is like scratching his back.
• 16:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: They rolled around, you know, he's like, like our dogs, right?
• 16:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's rolled around and he sits up and the grandfather and the grand kid, whatever, and they're like, you know, thick, thick, and they're hiding behind the trees.
• 16:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: And, you know, and the bikes, he's like so far away.
• 16:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: So you don't really think the bikes and like actually seize them, you know what I mean?
• 16:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: The bike's just kind of, you know, and he gets up and he's like, who?
• 16:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then he takes off, and the grand-voted like, huh, huh, and he like runs behind the trees, you know, so like there's these you have to watch this who are seeing this so it's like he's a line of trees.
• 17:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: So they're like running behind the trees and then around the tree.
• 17:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then the bicylaid disappears behind the tree on the other side.
• 17:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: And it's like they're playing cat and mouse within like these seven trees.
• 17:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's fascinating.
• 17:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then the grandfather like pokes out and gets out front and the bicylaid sees me.
• 17:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: And he takes a flight just throws him straight in the air.
• 17:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right, he went up like 20 feet, dude.
• 17:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god, sorry to me.
• 17:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: About 30 minutes.
• 17:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was a 10 wheels spinning around.
• 17:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he did pit wheel.
• 17:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: The whole wheel.
• 17:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: If you look at it from like, if you take a step back and just watch how ridiculous the entire process of this thing went down,
• 17:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's amazing.
• 17:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's awesome.
• 17:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a wild.
• 17:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's so crazy.
• 18:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it leads us to question number three.
• 18:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is a this is a story that in this man's family will live on an infamy forever.
• 18:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like this will get told in every family reunion for the from now until they have video of it forever.
• 18:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Remember when grandpa got pinwheeled by the bison.
• 18:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's a family.
• 18:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: So what is the story in your family?
• 18:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: that lives in infamy, just one that something that happened that comes up ball the time.
• 18:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: So this wasn't me, but there's a story early on from my wife side that I love that is legendary.
• 18:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: So in coral spring or it's kind of been before, you know, it's like a coral springs or Tamarack.
• 18:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: And they had a pool in the backyard.
• 18:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: And one night, the kids were in the pool or whatever.
• 18:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: And the dad goes to one of the daughters in the house to Barb and said, watch this.
• 18:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I guess turned on the lights.
• 18:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: And all these roaches just flew down onto the pool.
• 19:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: And like covered, like it was like a swarm.
• 19:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
• 19:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: And it's a legendary story like three of the kids were in the pool losing their crap.
• 19:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: Barbers laughing at their asses who we didn't let the glass door.
• 19:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's like a legendary story that yeah, that I, uh, I mean, the roaches warm.
• 19:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know why.
• 19:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if it was turning lights on or whatever, but they just need to be turned warm.
• 19:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: Just warm the pool and they were like, yeah.
• 19:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: They had the water water.
• 19:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: They came up.
• 19:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: It was just the whole top of cover with roach.
• 19:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: All roaches.
• 19:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: Look.
• 19:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: Look, dude.
• 19:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: And to do it to kids.
• 19:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, this is great.
• 19:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think the story is amazing.
• 19:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: What bothers me about this.
• 19:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's that's not the first sign that that pool was covered in whatever these bugs were.
• 19:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 20:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's a great girl's in two boys.
• 20:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, good.
• 20:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: God.
• 20:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'd go through a ruckus on him to write.
• 20:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what I'm saying.
• 20:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: You stay that way.
• 20:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I do like it.
• 20:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: How many bugs can we get on these kids?
• 20:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I go to bed.
• 20:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Never sleep again.
• 20:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a good story.
• 20:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think I don't know.
• 20:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you guys have one?
• 20:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: You don't have many.
• 20:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't really have.
• 20:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think so.
• 20:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nothing ever happened to your parents or something or just a story would come up all the time.
• 20:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, well, okay.
• 20:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: So it's not necessarily too.
• 20:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I had my father and my godfather who now passed away.
• 20:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: They
• 20:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: They get a little crazy, they get a little crazy together and one night they were coming home, I was asleep, but they were coming back to the house.
• 20:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: This mayor may not have been in the time is where they had checkpoints and apparently halfway down the street as they're driving down the street.
• 21:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: My godfather reaches over.
• 21:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was, I don't know, it was like an old, old school meal or something.
• 21:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Reaches over and throws the car in reverse.
• 21:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: And the drive shaft of the car falls right out the bottom.
• 21:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, Jesus Christ.
• 21:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: So they pushed it home.
• 21:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: And the next morning, I'm up.
• 21:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think they were already up, actually, which was surprising to me.
• 21:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: So they said, yeah, come with us down the street.
• 21:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: because we think we broke the car, whatever, we go down the street and it's laying in the street, still there, just laying on the street, the drive shaft's just laying on the street, with the car.
• 21:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, that's the dog.
• 21:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I don't have some great stuff with that stuff.
• 21:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's fine.
• 21:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: I have another, I have another story that evolved him as a lot of stories and evolved him.
• 21:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I think we all have people in our family.
• 22:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: I have another story that evolved him.
• 22:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: That was righteous.
• 22:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just am not allowed to say it on the show.
• 22:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm good.
• 22:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't fit your pocket then.
• 22:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 22:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll give you the shirt went from my mom.
• 22:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: We used to our house used to have, obviously, there's another house behind it that faces a different street.
• 22:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: But there were no fences in our neighborhood New Jersey.
• 22:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: So all the kids used to cut through all the yards to go from street to street.
• 22:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: This woman hated us cut through yard and used to scream at us and yell at us.
• 22:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she came out one day swinging a broom, like she was going to hit the kids with this broom or some shit.
• 22:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, of course, we're kids.
• 22:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: We don't pay any attention.
• 22:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: We don't listen to her.
• 22:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: We just keep running through the...
• 22:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, one night, my mom's looking for me and my sister, who were just out at the next call to sack over and cut through this woman's yard.
• 22:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: to go find us.
• 22:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she came out with that damn broom and tried to like take a swing at my mom for realizing this is a grown woman.
• 22:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: My mom catches the broom, pulls it ever in, and beats this woman's ass with this broom.
• 23:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Stop it.
• 23:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I don't eat her down.
• 23:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like hit her five, ten,
• 23:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: bad, bad, you strike a bro in my kids, bad, bad.
• 23:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it was like nobody in our neighborhood ever screwed my mom ever again.
• 23:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: We were done forever.
• 23:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: We were like, nope.
• 23:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then anytime my mom got pissed, we're like, don't center near a bro.
• 23:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't give that woman a bro.
• 23:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: She won't give her bro.
• 23:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was like a godfather-esque curb stomping with this bro.
• 23:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: She lit this woman up.
• 23:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was awesome.
• 23:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: So that comes up all the time.
• 23:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, story number four and question number four.
• 23:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 23:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Kristen Cavaliery, do you guys know Kristen Cavaliery?
• 23:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 23:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 23:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jay Cutler's ex wife.
• 23:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
• 23:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: People I actually knew and had to work with for a while.
• 23:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I work with Jay Cutler for a few years.
• 23:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: She makes her kids fly coach while she flies first class.
• 23:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 23:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: So the reason is, and this is for her, she's got two sons of a daughter of
• 24:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: uh, she wants to teach them, they, she knows that they're growing up in a very fortunate situation.
• 24:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is not your money.
• 24:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is my money.
• 24:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is your father's money.
• 24:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: You guys get to sit and coach.
• 24:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll be in first class.
• 24:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: You guys have fun.
• 24:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll see you when we get to where we want to go.
• 24:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, uh, good parenting lesson, bad parenting lesson is the debate about this story.
• 24:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think the hands on how well-behaved the kids are when you leave them alone now in the back of coach are they well-behaved or their kids there are very good kids there are I have that like I said I've been to chase house a couple times very nice kids very well I mean respectful nice kind yes or no sir.
• 24:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean yeah, you know, hey, it's great.
• 24:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: I guess sure.
• 24:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know problem with it.
• 24:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean looking would you fly first class and put the girls in coach?
• 24:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, it's different because it's two girls
• 24:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think it's different when you have two boys and then the youngest girls.
• 25:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 25:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 25:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: And the two boys are older.
• 25:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: And there's three of them and they can take up a row.
• 25:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 25:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Together.
• 25:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Good point.
• 25:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 25:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: So as opposed to having two back there, they're going to have some stranger with them.
• 25:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Some random.
• 25:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so it's, it's different.
• 25:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's traveling by herself.
• 25:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: If I had, yeah, if I had three of them, and I could put the three of them together, then I would all 100% do that.
• 25:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do I think that I would do it in the context of, hey, this is my money, by the way.
• 25:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: I made this money.
• 25:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: You don't get the benefits of any of it.
• 25:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think that's a little harsh.
• 25:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not saying this.
• 25:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's doing it the wrong way.
• 25:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let's go to the respectful and, you know, what if they were in their 20s?
• 25:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, they're 13 and 10, like they can't make their own money.
• 25:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, let me ask you this.
• 25:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: When you book these, this flight and you're putting yourself in first class and you're booking them in coach, how far back in coach are you putting them?
• 25:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Are you putting them close to first class or the nearby right behind where do you putting them like last row right behind the court back by the pooper you guys are all the way in the rear baby back you're the you know where the lady brings the food up in the elevator you're behind that you guys ship behind those will jump seats they make the stewardess and I got you a few of those
• 26:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love it because if you're thinking if you're going to bother me in first class, you're going to have to walk from the back of the plane to find me.
• 26:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: You want them to be able to defend for themselves and solve their own problems and be able to figure it out.
• 26:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't dislike that.
• 26:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Those kids will probably grow up for the most part and be very independent.
• 26:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: So is there something wrong with that?
• 26:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: No.
• 26:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm not necessarily.
• 26:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I mean, again, I think the point being I get so that she's trying to teach him a lesson, but they're 13 12 and 10.
• 27:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 27:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but like if maybe they don't want to hang out with their mother either.
• 27:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's probably true.
• 27:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: And in the 13 12 and 10 is it really 19 18 and 15.
• 27:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like I mean, are they older than right, you know, I'm saying, I mean, those are age.
• 27:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, all kids are different.
• 27:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I'm going to lean towards the parents discretion.
• 27:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 27:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think I think it's fun and and again, they get a little bit of freedom.
• 27:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: They probably don't care.
• 27:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: They're probably like, yes, see you later.
• 27:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: My mom.
• 27:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: We're watching my series.
• 27:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: My mom put me on my sister on a plane when we were like 10 and 8 years old.
• 27:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, just a Florida.
• 27:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 27:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: To see myself all the time.
• 27:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like you get to fly by yourself.
• 27:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: How was the COVID time?
• 27:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, go and check the work on time.
• 27:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: make you like get dressed up.
• 27:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, to fly.
• 27:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was a time I for a time in the 1940s.
• 27:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, I didn't do the first time we saw in the 80s.
• 27:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: So like late 80s, first time with the I got on air, it was Eastern Airlines to go to a Disney world.
• 27:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: And we had to wear like our Sunday best.
• 28:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: They also were allowed to smoke on the airplane.
• 28:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
• 28:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yes.
• 28:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 28:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
• 28:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: They're at crazy.
• 28:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: We see.
• 28:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: In the moment of the arm rest, you want to talk you want to talk about the most the most disgusting thing on the planet is getting on a plane.
• 28:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 28:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: And you could be in non smoking.
• 28:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.
• 28:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, there was no, but yeah.
• 28:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 28:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: People smoke cigarettes all the way in the back is all smoking section on the airplane.
• 28:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's a guy as a kid, and people were smoking on the fucking airplane.
• 28:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know what else happened on those flights when they brought you food?
• 28:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: It was food.
• 28:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, you would get a sandwich.
• 28:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: I will take the tray off.
• 28:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: I will take the tray off.
• 28:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Feed me rubber ducks.
• 28:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: with no smoking and I'm good.
• 28:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: I am all in.
• 29:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: Nice.
• 29:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
• 29:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: So question for question four is going to.
• 29:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a 100% going to be the show.
• 29:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Question number four is going to be what's the best lesson your parents ever taught you as a kid.
• 29:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: It could be a good lesson, it could be a bad lesson, it could be whatever.
• 29:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't do as I do, whatever.
• 29:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, the one thing that always stuck with me.
• 29:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: was my dad was insistent on, uh, into this day, very serious about it.
• 29:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, that when you shake a man's hand, first of all, it better be firm and you'd better look him in the eyes.
• 29:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, we have this conversation in the day with somebody.
• 29:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Same conversation.
• 29:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
• 29:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like that's, there was, that was the, the one thing I can go back in my father and
• 29:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: honestly I think that one thing instilled all the other things yeah it's weird how that worked but it was yeah it was a firm handshake and look at the name right here yeah got nothing okay you you you walk up and shake my hand and it's remotely limp bro
• 30:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're you're I got a series.
• 30:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got a series problem.
• 30:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have what I like to do.
• 30:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have a hard time with the dead fish hand shake.
• 30:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: I can't I have a very hard time You ever go and you shake someone's hand and then when you're index finger you do a little rub on the wrist
• 30:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: little.
• 30:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
• 30:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: And just see the reaction on their face.
• 30:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I had people do that to me.
• 30:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't like that.
• 30:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 30:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, my step, my step to drill this into my head around as a kid and it still drives me nuts today still early on time on times late late on acceptable 100% 15 minutes and I mean when I tell you that is like we are psychotic about being on time now like I mean my whole life has been that thing.
• 31:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's but early is on time.
• 31:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, if you need to be somewhere at five here there at 445
• 31:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, because they, they raised me in that, and then I went into radio, which reenforced it.
• 31:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like a bunch of shit for today.
• 31:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think I could sleep free years.
• 31:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, be so freaked out that I was going to be late for the morning.
• 31:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, right.
• 31:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's a panic attacks.
• 31:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 31:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: So wake up at a cold sweat and realize you've got 10 minutes to get to.
• 31:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: Before I, before, oh, my God, before I forget Scoop, Jen told me today that your favorite dessert plays crumbled cookie.
• 31:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: has come out, I guess, with a dirty soda or whatever, I don't know, a dirty coke that has the calorie equivalent of 29 crispy cream donuts.
• 31:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: What are you talking about?
• 31:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the sugar content in this new drink they have, the crumble cookie has this dirty soda that they've come up with has the sugar content of the equivalent of 29 crispy cream donuts.
• 32:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, look, I would be honest with you, I think very poorly of anyone who drinks something like that.
• 32:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: I do.
• 32:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think I think you're just looking to kill yourself somehow, you think, you think?
• 32:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like what are you, what are you doing?
• 32:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like what are you, and what facet of life do you think that that's even remotely acceptable?
• 32:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do you find the generous.
• 32:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm reading them.
• 32:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's a big ass story about it right now.
• 32:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm trying to grow.
• 32:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, probably because it's already killed 11 people came.
• 32:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I guess 48 total flavors that it offers.
• 32:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Come on.
• 32:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Get to the where's the goods?
• 32:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: There's no way that there's no way that's actually any they can tame anywhere from five to 100.
• 32:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: eight hundred forty calories yeah anywhere from five to one hundred eighty six grams of sugar per thirty two on serving a hundred and eighty six grams of sugar in a thirty two ounce serving what what are we doing what are we doing what are we doing what are my God yeah yeah
• 33:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: soda, syrup, creams, and mixins of ultra-sweet creations.
• 33:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's an 800 calories and 186 grams of sugar in a single serving.
• 33:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: Do the daily and allowance like 1200?
• 33:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's something like that.
• 33:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Ideally, I'd probably more than that, but a hunt for a drink for a drink, or drink for a drink, or drink for two ounces.
• 33:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Recommended daily.
• 33:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: recommended daily allowance of sugar is 25 grams or less.
• 33:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's all 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180, 180
• 34:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: But they do like the lemonade.
• 34:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe I got a bottle lemonade.
• 34:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: I Think it was at the airport And you know, I wasn't gonna tell her no You know go ahead.
• 34:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Not thrilled about it, but go ahead She looked at the ingredients when we were sitting at the gate waiting.
• 34:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: She had drank about half of it And she goes Daddy I said what she goes.
• 34:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's 46 grams of sugar in this
• 34:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: I said, yeah, no, she said, but it's lemonade.
• 34:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: I said, it's sugar water, basically, and she was like, oh, my God.
• 35:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: She was mortified.
• 35:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's a difference.
• 35:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a big close.
• 35:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: She was, she got up.
• 35:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: She threw in the trash.
• 35:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, did you not?
• 35:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: We didn't tell she looks at the label of orange juice.
• 35:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: They don't drink, they don't drink or something.
• 35:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, that's sugar, that's sugar as well.
• 35:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's all sugar.
• 35:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: All sugar.
• 35:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: All sugar.
• 35:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Every juice.
• 35:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Every juice is just a straight sugar.
• 35:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if there's bad as that, but good Lord.
• 35:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: 180 sugar.
• 35:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: And you think, dude, what a, I can't believe people keep that company in business.
• 35:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's insane.
• 35:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: it's not good.
• 35:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not like it's not even like it's a little bit they're bad.
• 35:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: They're bad.
• 35:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's the same cookie with a different frosting on it.
• 35:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's like a chemical taste.
• 35:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know how many microplastics are in that shit?
• 35:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: people thought I was crazy when I said that that that they were garbage we try to them twice like I said because I'm like I can't they can't be that bad.
• 35:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: No they are they are and they were just as bad.
• 35:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're really bad.
• 35:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Really really bad.
• 35:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, last story of the week are bedged and question number five along with it.
• 36:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Obviously the craziest story of the week also hit our group chat.
• 36:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Amen and Indiana is accused of
• 36:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Christopher Pieden, of course, is charged with one count of arson, carries a potential prison sentence of up to 12 years.
• 36:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Fort Wayne firefighters were dispatched to a garage fire in May, while at the same time, police were responding to a stabbing, turns out they were both the same thing.
• 36:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: We'd told police he had, quote, harm to himself by cutting off his penis with a
• 36:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: set it on fire of the floor of the garage just inside the door and walked away until he had countered police.
• 36:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's charged with arson, which is a level four felony after 12 years in jail.
• 36:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have so many questions.
• 36:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't even know where to start with the story.
• 37:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I think I know where you start.
• 37:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know where to start off.
• 37:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: You want to set them off?
• 37:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: What set them off?
• 37:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: a dirty soda, a dirty soda from company of dirty soda.
• 37:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just that's it.
• 37:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Cut it off.
• 37:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: And lost his mind.
• 37:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't understand how you can buy any of this chop off your own genitals.
• 37:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: The level of pain involved in that and then walk away.
• 37:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, first of all, the first
• 37:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: you take in my opinion and you cut off your cut off your I can't I can't amount of pain but then before anything else happens and you're okay well now let me put this down here and get some lighter fluid I'm bleeding out of my crotch right now mine you right and and bottom of them and I'm gonna light this on fire
• 37:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: We're going to go for a walk.
• 37:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Come on, bro.
• 37:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: What do we didn't believe out?
• 37:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, he survived.
• 37:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was, I mean, he was badly injured when the couch found him because they reattach it.
• 37:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: It was burnt.
• 37:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: It was fire.
• 37:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was burnt.
• 37:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was burnt.
• 37:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: How burnt was it though?
• 37:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: You mean, how burnt was?
• 37:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
• 38:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, did it.
• 38:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: You probably can't sleep and let it on fire.
• 38:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think there's really much coming back from that.
• 38:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, you don't reattach that pinky.
• 38:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: How do you think he's going to do in prison?
• 38:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god, the logistics of it.
• 38:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: All of this is horrifying.
• 38:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I bet I bet he had a pretty good child.
• 38:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh no, sure.
• 38:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he was loved.
• 38:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: He was loved.
• 38:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he was not by a pretty soda.
• 38:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, probably by a priest named me named me in different state.
• 38:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: There'd be more surprising or maybe less surprising than the fact that he did it and he's from Indiana.
• 38:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, this easily could have been a four-order story.
• 38:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 38:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 38:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, good man.
• 38:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I don't I think you can really put him away for 12 years for light and his own penis outfire.
• 38:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, he serves as a hard hit his house.
• 38:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: I've heard a garage down.
• 38:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, it was his mother's garage.
• 38:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, it all burned down.
• 38:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, this makes sense.
• 38:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: It makes sense.
• 38:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: He was a separate from the house garage.
• 38:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, she.
• 39:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, this makes sense.
• 39:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's a lot now.
• 39:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now that that makes a lot more.
• 39:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's a lot of other.
• 39:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's a lot more.
• 39:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: He was sure.
• 39:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: That all.
• 39:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 39:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: And he used it to start the fire at Mom's house at Mom's house.
• 39:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, that's what we're probably like.
• 39:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: I can only imagine where in in the end of this was.
• 39:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's a normal debate sort of the situation.
• 39:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: She's probably up in the window looking down wearing a wig and she's really a skeleton.
• 39:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: He calls her mother.
• 39:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.
• 39:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hello, ma'am.
• 39:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Kind of makes sense.
• 39:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: Ma'am, my penis is on fire.
• 39:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: which was I was in the original script for a psycho, they cut it.
• 39:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why they took it out, which is wild that they went with that direction.
• 39:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: My question is a question five of this complete question story.
• 39:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who is the craziest person you've ever known?
• 39:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: just someone that you know that like this is the hands down.
• 39:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, crazy person.
• 40:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think that would cut off their own penis.
• 40:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if you go that far.
• 40:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just a crazy person.
• 40:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, just a crazy person you've ever met.
• 40:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: The guy who through that corn reverse crazy person.
• 40:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, with a drive chef fell out of the car.
• 40:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: My God, I mean, that's okay.
• 40:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: There's just a number of radio characters over the years.
• 40:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: There are.
• 40:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean,
• 40:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: for those of you that listen to the show back in the day when almond was on there was a crew of people called camp three legged dog then a three legged dog okay I mean these were some these dudes i can only imagine at least two or three or two right now bright dead who were these guys i remember this family
• 40:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: They were just this.
• 40:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they were just like radio party guys groupy party dudes and they loved Omelette and they went camping with him and they were just yeah, these guys were guys go for a week to blow it all the week in They're all dead by now.
• 41:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm guessing yes, there's a big half to camp.
• 41:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: They have to be and it's including the three-legged dog
• 41:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: obviously dead.
• 41:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 41:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: He pray on the outlived most of them.
• 41:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's true.
• 41:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's probably live in his best life right now.
• 41:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's on the two legs right now, but he's doing all right.
• 41:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's pulled himself along in life, man.
• 41:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's just taken home so long.
• 41:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then yeah, I don't know.
• 41:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: I guess my my cousin is the craziest so be I've ever met my life.
• 41:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've got a first cousin who has been arrested more times than I could count on the dumbest stuff that's ever had.
• 41:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how this happened, lived in Key West for a while, got somehow got a hold of a pig, put it on a leash, dragged it down to Wall Street,
• 41:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: middle of the wall street apparently the pig dies, because he's not treating it well, but he continues to drag the pig up and down to Wall Street.
• 42:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's terrible.
• 42:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: He got arrested for animal cruelty went jail bailed out move to Michigan with his wife a place where you can legally grow in cell marijuana, which he do chooses to do illegally.
• 42:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: to the fact that there is a warrant out for his arrest.
• 42:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: So that him is white enough to pack up and they have to leave the state of Michigan.
• 42:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's just like he's one of those people that I'm like, ice, every time you hear from him, it's like, oh, yeah, what happened?
• 42:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Burn down a house, stole a car, something insane has happened to this kid.
• 42:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Crazy, he's kid, I know.
• 42:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
• 42:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's a, that's our wheel of questions and topics for the week with five questions.
• 42:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: I was a good janitor, I wound together.
• 42:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Good.
• 42:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Good.
• 42:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Good pivot.
• 42:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well done.
• 42:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: There you go.
• 42:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I didn't do something to cover row.
• 42:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: And my bad Spanish wasn't going to get it done.
• 42:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: So.
• 42:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: So what do we name this thing?
• 42:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, goodness.
• 42:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll see, uh, good school porn.
• 42:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Put her on the cup, uh, a pinwheeling omission Santa.
• 43:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, you're sitting by the pooper and a gear, you're winner, run away, winner for me.
• 43:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Feed me rubber ducks.
• 43:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: That also wrote down he was loved.
• 43:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: He was loved.
• 43:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was loved.
• 43:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I do like feed me rubber ducks.
• 43:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: That works for me.
• 43:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 43:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think that works.
• 43:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
• 43:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, hopefully next week's stories aren't as unsettling.
• 43:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Is they were on this week's episodes uncomfortable?
• 43:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Listen boys, we're gonna be, you know, like, like, five weeks away.
• 43:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 43:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: Except for sort of like, well, six weeks away.
• 43:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 43:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: We are back at it.
• 43:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: We are coming hard.
• 43:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, that was a bad one.
• 43:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: That was right.
• 43:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: We definitely should end this show.
• 43:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: You always gotta say, they still end it.
• 43:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right?
• 43:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 43:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's another episode in the books.
• 43:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: What are you waiting for?
• 43:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Somebody to kiss you goodbye?
• 43:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
• 43:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, I guess not.
• 43:54
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• 43:59
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• 44:05
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