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New Dirty Little Secret: This Is My Gross Obsession” · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Get it off your chest.
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  Speaker 2: Promise you'll feel better. Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret.
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  Speaker 1: I just want you to win that money so bad.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what are you waiting for? Go? Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 1: i plate again? Why not?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Fat sacks of cash? It's mixed one on two point nine.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Dirty Little Secret, if you got one, feel
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  Speaker 3: free confess anytime you want eight three three seven, eight
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  Speaker 3: seven and one oh two nine. I don't care what
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  Speaker 3: it is, big secret, little secret, something silly, whatever, bring it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Dirty Little Secret is on. Go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So I'm already cringing saying this out loud, but
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  Speaker 2: I need to get it off my chest. I'm addicted
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  Speaker 2: to popping coompole.
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  Speaker 1: Wait you're addicted? Is there a show about that? Or
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  Speaker 1: what do you What do you mean by this?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? So, like everybody laughs at first, but I'm totally serious,
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  Speaker 2: Like it's a real problem, and like I don't just
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  Speaker 2: casually pop one and like move on. It's a whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: Like if I'm at work, I literally have YouTube pulled
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  Speaker 2: up and I'm watching those extraction videos.
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  Speaker 3: You watch those videos at all?
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  Speaker 2: I got the screen tilted and nobody can see.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, I don't know if I could
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  Speaker 1: take this one. This one's gonna get me sick. I've
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  Speaker 1: never watched those because I can't. Are you like an
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  Speaker 1: esthetician or someone who does skincare and like.
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  Speaker 3: Because I think those people find it satisfying, like when
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  Speaker 3: you go have a facial and they like do the extractions.
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  Speaker 2: But right, no, that's not me at all. I'm just
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  Speaker 2: like it relaxes me, and I feel like it's just
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  Speaker 2: oddly satisfying, like I can't explain it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well this is a non judgment zone,
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  Speaker 1: so you like it. Can you just play with slime? Don't?
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  Speaker 1: People say? That's also.
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  Speaker 2: Like it got really bad. And I actually bought one
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  Speaker 2: of those.
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  Speaker 4: Fake skin dolls online, Like you can like pull the black.
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  Speaker 2: Heads out of it, and tipples and stuff, you can
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  Speaker 2: squeeze on it.
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  Speaker 1: What what do you mean a fake skin doll? Fake skin?
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  Speaker 3: They have dolls that do this, don't know, Yes, what
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  Speaker 3: do you mean? They're like a physical doll you can
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  Speaker 3: practice or pop pimples on.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and like you fill it up with this stuff
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  Speaker 2: and I'm gonna throw off.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. What So does you keep this a secret from
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  Speaker 3: the people in your life?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So the only people who really know are my mom
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  Speaker 2: and my ex. My mom thinks it's funny, but like,
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  Speaker 2: my eck, not so much.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, because I know why because you used to try
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  Speaker 3: to pop his pimples.
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  Speaker 2: I bet, yeah, Like I.
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  Speaker 4: Couldn't help myself, and like I start scanning his face
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  Speaker 4: and his back and his shoulders, and I'm just looking
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  Speaker 4: for something like anything, like and if I found something.
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  Speaker 2: I had to pop it, like I had to.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He would get really annoyed and be like, you just
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  Speaker 2: leave me alone. Yeah, I don't know. I tried, but
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't. I couldn't.
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, yes it does, but I had an right.
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  Speaker 3: My ex Brittany did this and it would make me
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  Speaker 3: so angry. She would try to she real quick, get
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  Speaker 3: away from me. It's so unattractive when somebody tries to
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  Speaker 3: do that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but you love it.
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  Speaker 2: Brain zeros in on it, you know, Like I think a.
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  Speaker 1: Lot of women do this. You don't do it to Eric.
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  Speaker 1: You don't stand him and try to pop his like
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  Speaker 1: find a little blackhead. No people do. I'm not crazy.
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  Speaker 1: That's wild. So he broke up with you because of this? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well when we broke up, he like threw it in
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  Speaker 2: my face and he told me I was a weirdo
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  Speaker 2: and he's just a psychologist and just kind of stuff
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  Speaker 2: with me. And I don't know because part of me
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  Speaker 2: is like, maybe it's right, and the other part of
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  Speaker 2: me is like, I'm not hurting Anybody's gross. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: it's harmless.
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  Speaker 3: You know, that's true. You're not hurting anybody. If you
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  Speaker 3: need to find someone else who's into it, is what
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  Speaker 3: you need to find.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you'll just pop each other.
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  Speaker 2: I would over it. Like back in the day. I
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  Speaker 2: even emailed the producers my strange addiction and they wrote
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  Speaker 2: back to me and they wanted to talk to me
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  Speaker 2: more about it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh the show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I chickened out because I'm like, I didn't
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  Speaker 2: like handle everybody knowing, you know, And the older I get,
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  Speaker 2: the more ashamed I am, the more embarrassed. And what
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  Speaker 2: if I meet somebody new, like, do I just casually
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  Speaker 2: mention I might expect?
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  Speaker 1: No, don't, no, don't just do not mention it.
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  Speaker 3: Try to just get your doll and get your fix
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  Speaker 3: out on your dollar or whatever that thing is and
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  Speaker 3: leave him alone. Okay, Yes, this is also an awesome
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  Speaker 3: diet plan because I've lost all my appetite