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Are you a thumb, pinky, or thumb person? · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: I need to pep you up a little bit on a Friday.
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  SPEAKER_02: I feel I feel here's the thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: I I'm looking across at you and and and this is in no way a negative.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, but I'm sure it will be.
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  SPEAKER_02: Maybe.
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  SPEAKER_02: You you just I know I've I've sat with you for twenty years and and I know when it's been a late night and it was a late night last night.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'm not tired though.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh uh no, but your eyes I've just had I've had I've just had a lot of things so I you know, I have to take care of other uh people's projects in the building.
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  SPEAKER_03: Other people uh that's the new OPP.
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  SPEAKER_03: Other people's projects.
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  SPEAKER_03: And so there's other projects that have been coming in as we've been working, it's like, oh, wait a second.
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  SPEAKER_03: Like b our Bigfoot radio station is starting something on Monday and da da da da da da and I'm like Juggling all the balls.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like it's just your eyes are tired because you slept in your contacts.
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  SPEAKER_02: And it it's just it's the look right now.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I gotta get you some eye drops.
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  SPEAKER_03: If I had saline solution, I'd be fine.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Bet you Melissa might have some when she gets in.
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  SPEAKER_02: Strangely, she has everything.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, not Visine.
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  SPEAKER_03: You can't use Visine.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, no, they have to be saline.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_02: Four soft lenses.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right.
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  SPEAKER_03: And it can't be Rizzo's drops either, because that's just to get rid of his red eyes from smoking too much weed while he's here in the building.
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  SPEAKER_02: So mom, we've just worked a bunch of coworkers in.
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  SPEAKER_02: Either way, I feel I need to pep you up a little bit.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just so that you're right here with you.
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  SPEAKER_02: And now you know I love a good mashup.
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  SPEAKER_02: I do love a mashup.
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  SPEAKER_02: Man, this one, uh, here you go.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is uh this is one for the ages.
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  SPEAKER_04: To the window to the wall.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think he's gonna be a sea master.
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  SPEAKER_03: Do you think he'll do this?
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  SPEAKER_04: I wanna go.
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  SPEAKER_04: I wanna know.
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  SPEAKER_04: Can you drop that ass to the floor?
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  SPEAKER_04: Can you have your face and get low?
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  SPEAKER_02: By the way, I have to read one of the comments.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh it can't it said, uh, on this, it said, I wish the version was longer so I would have the chance to drop my ass to the floor.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I was just talking about this guy last night because he he is coming to C Mac in a couple weeks.
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  SPEAKER_03: Surprisingly, surprisingly still touring.
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  SPEAKER_03: Guess his age.
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  SPEAKER_03: A little John?
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  SPEAKER_03: Isn't he like almost 70?
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  SPEAKER_03: John Fogarty.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, Fogerty?
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  SPEAKER_03: That's who he is.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, he's 110.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I was yeah, but it was little John.
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  SPEAKER_02: I was all excited.
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  SPEAKER_03: But that's that's John Fogarty's voice.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes, so and he's the one who's coming to C Mac in the world.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, he's a good 99 years old.
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  SPEAKER_03: 81.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there you go.
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  SPEAKER_03: 81 and still touring.
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  SPEAKER_03: Can you believe that?
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh you would have thought he would have saved his money earlier in his career.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, are you a thumb and index, a middle ring, or pinky friend?
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  SPEAKER_03: Take a listen.
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  SPEAKER_00: I classified everybody as either a thumb, index, middle ring, or pinky finger.
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  SPEAKER_00: Everyone fits into one of the five categories.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's purely based off of vibes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Doesn't really have anything to do with like with the actual appearance of each finger.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's more to do with like, again, the vibe.
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  SPEAKER_00: I personally am an index finger.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's no better or worse.
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  SPEAKER_00: Keep that in mind.
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  SPEAKER_00: So yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so I'm thinking I'm definitely I'm not a pinky finger.
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  SPEAKER_03: Pinky fingers are the softer friend.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're just hanging on.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think they're the softer friend.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think that, and this is just my opinion.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, because so this is all open to interpretation.
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  SPEAKER_02: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: What digit over here is uh I just waved it at the moment.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh what digit is what?
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  SPEAKER_02: I am the middle finger.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, you're the middle finger.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I don't think I'm the middle finger.
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  SPEAKER_02: You are the middle finger, and this is my interpretation of why.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because you are direct, and when you've had it, it's ready to have its position in the air.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, I was gonna pick a different finger with a similar reasoning.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think I'm the pointer finger because I think that is a direct finger, and it's somebody who is not that I'm the best at delegating, but I do like to tell people what to do.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but that's why I stick with the middle finger for it, because you will also, if something goes, you know, if if somebody annoys you, let's say Allie's laid a rule out.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Jeff, I want you to send me an email.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, oh, this is my number one rule in the office.
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  SPEAKER_03: Don't tell it to me in the kitchen, send it an email.
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  SPEAKER_02: And Jeff is notorious.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now I'm not joking on this, although it's gonna be humorous because it's just another one of us, our office dynamics that we live with every day.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_02: Allie, this is why you're the middle finger.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Allie will say, I need you to email me the number of tickets we have remaining for Nellie.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: She's emailed that and possibly walked through our sales area where their desks are and actually said that to him too and kept walking.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes, yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Within five minutes.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is true.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is a real story.
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  SPEAKER_02: Within five minutes, Jeff is off his ass and walking down our programming hallway, Ellie, Ellie, Ellie, Ellie, Ellie.
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  SPEAKER_03: And you're like, He did the job.
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  SPEAKER_03: He got the number.
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  SPEAKER_01: And he's like, I emailed you.
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  SPEAKER_01: And he did.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, it's coming.
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  SPEAKER_01: He goes, I emailed you.
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  SPEAKER_01: But you got temper left.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wait, that's not exactly how the story went.
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  SPEAKER_03: It was he told me how many, and he tried to tell me three times.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I said, Ah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Ah, here comes the middle finger.
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  SPEAKER_03: Here comes.
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  SPEAKER_03: See, you just raised the middle finger.
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  SPEAKER_02: See, you're the middle finger.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, I need you to email it.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's it.
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  SPEAKER_03: You better sort of talk.
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  SPEAKER_03: No.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm not hearing what you're saying.
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  SPEAKER_03: I can't hear this.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm I'm out of jail.
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  SPEAKER_02: Who's not getting middle finger vibes?
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  SPEAKER_03: Are you getting middle finger vibes?
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  SPEAKER_02: It's just total middle finger vibes.
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  SPEAKER_02: It started with the pointer.
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  SPEAKER_02: It instantly moved to the middle finger.
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  SPEAKER_02: You started here and went there.
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  SPEAKER_03: I always thought I was.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I'm down the hall with my thumbs up, like, yeah, you go down.
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  SPEAKER_03: I always thought I wasn't the middle finger because the middle finger is, I think, rude.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_02: There's so much power in the middle finger.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Here, look, there's two.
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  SPEAKER_03: Go down.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm definitely not the ring finger.
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  SPEAKER_03: No.
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  SPEAKER_03: Way too passive.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, we've learned that over the 20 years.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's way too passive.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, is that passive?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're right.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's just carrying around a rock.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean.
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  SPEAKER_03: But then, and then also the thumb.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't, the thumb is just the ring finger's like the Jesus of the hand.
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  SPEAKER_02: It carries the cross and the burden.
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  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_03: And that's not me.
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  SPEAKER_03: I also am not the thumb because the thumb is way too happy.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's like yay.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, did I just not sell you?
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  SPEAKER_02: You are the middle finger.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, I'm the pointer finger.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, you wanna be.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're not.