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Phil Medina - Ep 588 · What's Up Fool? Podcast

• 0:32
  Speaker 1: What's up food podcast? Man, we have the co host
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: right here, Man Citric right here, Man, yeah, Man, Man,
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: we have our guests right here Man film Medina Man
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: film Dina Man. I don't know, man, if you don't
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: you want to sit in that chair on film that join.
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: That chair has a lot of bad luck, Bro, every
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: every yours. Not to your chair, Bro, your chair has
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: a lot of bad luck. Bro. All we had there, Bro,
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: that's co host.
• 1:06
  Speaker 2: Is there?
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: He said? Right there? Bro, we're mapping now. Bro. All right,
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: he's recovery now, Bro.
• 1:13
  Speaker 2: That's good. At least he's recovering.
• 1:15
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Man, he got lucky. Man. He started working
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: for the for the teachers Union and he got some surgery. Bro.
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: Because what's the full podcast? We have no insurance, Bro.
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: As you get hurt here then just stead of recovery
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: through adrigo, Man William a message, Man, tell him I'm
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: hanging there. Man. He has to go fund me right now.
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: No he doesn't, And tell him hello man, talom you
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: miss him? Man, tell him go listen to him when
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: they start up though it's not ready podcast.
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah man, Bro, what's so full?
• 1:51
  Speaker 3: Hell?
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm beating the odds, that's right, We don't even
• 1:55
  Speaker 1: know what kind of surgery he got broke, probably like
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: gastro what you got it right with?
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: What now?
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: Castration? I got to hysterect me.
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: He did.
• 2:09
  Speaker 3: The woman's happy though. He looks like like he's gonna get.
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's flying high. Bro.
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, man, man, the man's going bro
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: give him something, bro, I.
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: Want to be that high right Yeah? Real mass dakes happy.
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: They shot back well man today man, I was like,
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: I haven't ate it all day. We did like we
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: did like a four hour podcast to catch up another
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: podcast and out the taco bell. And they didn't. They didn't.
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: They didn't do it right man this time. Yeah, I'm
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: about to go with it right now. I throw atrito
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: back at them.
• 2:54
  Speaker 2: What what the director? Yeah, they get the director.
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  Speaker 3: That's twenty bucks an.
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: All the time. Man. But do you guys some burritos
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: stats there.
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: That's the one that met up. Do you ever go
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: have you ever like they mest to your order, drive
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: back or you want to do the fuck out you
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: to eat it?
• 3:23
  Speaker 3: No, listen, fat people, fat people go back. It's Karen's
• 3:28
  Speaker 3: when it comes to fast food crowd, fat people, bro, listen.
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: You know that Struearty starts stuttering.
• 3:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm already mad that they get twenty bucks an
• 3:36
  Speaker 3: hour and you're gonna fuck up my burrito. No, bro,
• 3:39
  Speaker 3: We're gonna.
• 3:40
  Speaker 2: Have some fucking words.
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: Do you understand me?
• 3:42
  Speaker 3: And there's nothing like fat rage, right, that's it, bro,
• 3:46
  Speaker 3: I'm going back. I want this fixed and I want
• 3:47
  Speaker 3: a fresh one. Matter of fact, fix those fries too,
• 3:50
  Speaker 3: Fix those fries and you guys don't even sell fries.
• 3:52
  Speaker 3: Fix the fries too.
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: Man, I'm scared of going there and tellel stuff. Man, An,
• 3:57
  Speaker 2: he's spinning your food.
• 3:59
  Speaker 3: That's a risk. I'm taken.
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: I'll just eat it yesterday. Man, do the restaurant and
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: like normally it takes like ten minutes, fifteen minutes and
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: I we're like, what thirty five thirty seven? Then I
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: just told that driver that has my waiting for my
• 4:20
  Speaker 1: fool Listen, man, I'm a canceled dude. Ye too long ago,
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: don't you don't cancel mad? Been waiting here a long time.
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: You're not the only one waiting, bro, I'm wenting over
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: here too.
• 4:30
  Speaker 3: Do you use your name for that?
• 4:31
  Speaker 1: Not just nobury, I'm gonna use your Yeah, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know who I am.
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  Speaker 3: No, But if they do it's like this, it's gonna
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  Speaker 3: be a huge step.
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  Speaker 1: Bro. They have never they have never known. It was
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: me put like a cowboy hat on. And now I
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: told that dude badly. I'm gonna cancel. I ordered, dude later, Man, no, man,
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  Speaker 1: don't cancel. I've been waiting for a long time. And
• 4:52
  Speaker 1: I said, no, madam, I'm not mad at you. Man.
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: That restaurant is messing up. They must be too busy.
• 4:57
  Speaker 1: They keep changing the time. I know what I ordered
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  Speaker 1: not gonna be when it gets here at that temperature,
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: I don't want it. He goes, no, man, he goes,
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: all right, man, just I'm I'm not gonna cancel. I'm
• 5:06
  Speaker 1: gonna sae the address, dude. He goes, I'm leaving, but
• 5:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna wait here no more. So I give
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  Speaker 1: the new address. That food drove it all the way
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  Speaker 1: to across town to another place where I was at,
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: and I gonna my little extra tip. Food is still bad, bro,
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: that's the worst. And I, and not only real meats,
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  Speaker 1: was vegan, so I know that like like vegan food
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: shouldn't be red like real meat. Send it back and
• 5:29
  Speaker 1: they have a burger name after me, manfoot. I told
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: them about this season decason that Burger bro.
• 5:36
  Speaker 3: So the place that stole your name for a burger.
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: They still my name, they asked, and I say, yeah, back, okay, okay,
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: and I never ordered that burger. Yeah, so you know,
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: paying roch.
• 5:50
  Speaker 3: Let's get it in here. I'll tell you if it's good.
• 5:56
  Speaker 1: Not only cheese either, because I myself that butter has cheese.
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: Blow died just looking at it. Yeah. When I say
• 6:04
  Speaker 1: one cheese and a stiff for what bro to remind
• 6:06
  Speaker 1: myself that I might take a ship of myself.
• 6:08
  Speaker 2: I usually get contipated. I have too much cheese.
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: They never myself. You'll take whatever they give you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's rare when they do.
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: I know, like you broncos you've been in there, just
• 6:18
  Speaker 1: stand there for an hour, they'll give it to me.
• 6:23
  Speaker 2: That's the thing though. Man, one time I did and
• 6:25
  Speaker 2: then then they called the cops on me. You know,
• 6:27
  Speaker 2: so it's like it's hard for me to just go back.
• 6:29
  Speaker 2: And you know, it's like I have a I have
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: a one. When I get loud, I get loud, and
• 6:32
  Speaker 2: then even even if I don't meet to sound rude,
• 6:34
  Speaker 2: it just sound rude. So they ended up calling the
• 6:37
  Speaker 2: cops on me. But I wasn't doing anything. I was
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: just I just got loud and they called the cops.
• 6:43
  Speaker 3: Well that's why I like when I go in, they're
• 6:44
  Speaker 3: just like hanging this ship, hanging this ship, and sit
• 6:47
  Speaker 3: her and cry, we're gonna make a way. The worst
• 6:49
  Speaker 3: is McDonald's. It's the worst place of all time. I ordered.
• 6:52
  Speaker 3: I ordered to make chicken light mail and I said,
• 6:55
  Speaker 3: and I said, minimal lettuce. This bitch said, what's minimal?
• 7:00
  Speaker 3: We only carry green lettuce. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: It's mit not that much lettuce. I get the I
• 7:06
  Speaker 3: get the I get the chicken sandwich bro loaded with mayonnaise.
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, you're fucking around. I open it. Bro It's
• 7:12
  Speaker 3: a meat patty. It's not even a chicken patty.
• 7:15
  Speaker 1: Brof Bro. I was mad. I went back, what they
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: do they give you a free Sunday?
• 7:20
  Speaker 3: No, they do anything. They're like, of course, look at you.
• 7:24
  Speaker 2: Go for your trouble.
• 7:25
  Speaker 1: We're giving you.
• 7:29
  Speaker 3: That sandwich going around it's delicious.
• 7:36
  Speaker 1: Something messed up your order, like like when you go
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: to a new like you go to like a you
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: have a regular restaurant you go to ox Star where
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: they you only get the same order, but then one
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: day there's something different. Man, you can change the cheese.
• 7:48
  Speaker 3: It's it's a it's a what is it? Don't with
• 7:51
  Speaker 3: the manudle. You give me noodle seven days a week
• 7:53
  Speaker 3: over there, it's never changed one time they put that, bro,
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  Speaker 3: And you can't put that manda.
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, when I saw that, people.
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: Ask for it, like they specifically called it's never in there. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like yoman noodle or pasola. They asked for a pata.
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  Speaker 1: You get the pata, but not that's nothing. They just
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  Speaker 1: randomly just give you.
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  Speaker 3: It cost money, bro, Yeah, that costs money.
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 3: That sounds like three bucks.
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  Speaker 1: My dad was, give me with a blue nail.
• 8:24
  Speaker 2: Give me the one that doesn't that. Don't have a peicure?
• 8:27
  Speaker 1: You like that out of the pickle juice, pickled feet.
• 8:32
  Speaker 2: I've had, but not like that out of the pickles.
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: The people that eat the pickle feet, man, Like, that's
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: fucking gross man, especially if you're Mexican, like dude, the
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: United States. You don't need to eat that ship no more. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you don't even want a river no more. Bro. You
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. You're not in the pyramids somewhere
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: Mexico broke, you know, across the strews of McDonald's. Big
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  Speaker 1: at least, you know, you don't need a pata bro.
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  Speaker 1: You're established no more. Bro. That's the same choking on
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: that shape like a savage grilled cheese.
• 9:05
  Speaker 2: That's the same thing like spam. Mad people still eating.
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  Speaker 3: No. I don't like spam, believe it or not.
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: I usually think spam stands for spice ham, but it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't stand for that. Yeah, but Hawaiians either, because they
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: were during World War Two, there was like they didn't
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: have a lot of food to eat because of the embargo,
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: because of the Pearl Harbor. So they bombed them with
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: cans of spam. So they had to make like the
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: Native Americas when they did that long ass walk and
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: all they what they were left with flour. They made
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: Indian fry bread. Both food made spam, spam. That's actually
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: what is that, oh ship, he died as of spam.
• 9:48
  Speaker 3: That's that struggle food right there. And still like that's
• 9:50
  Speaker 3: like my family and top ramen.
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: Yes man, you know my bab I actually live with
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: somebody and their mom used to make taquitos out of
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: out of that canned meat.
• 10:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, potted meat.
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, bron, that's like brisket or something right, like.
• 10:13
  Speaker 3: Cornby Corby corbiy hash, Hormells corn bean hash.
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: That lady would make that flouttars? Was it only the
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: condiments were good?
• 10:23
  Speaker 3: The fact that sheese stuck around to open that fucking
• 10:26
  Speaker 3: can that took the key and oh, I can't open
• 10:29
  Speaker 3: the can. That's why I don't eat it. Try to
• 10:30
  Speaker 3: open the can with the key, bro, it will you'll,
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: you'll throw.
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: It through the battle time. I had like these three
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: puppies and I'm trying to find something to feed them.
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: I just remember right now, I opened up that no
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: name brand pork, you know that no name brand and
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: the year for church, And I just opened it, bro
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: and gave them three scoops. They ate it and then
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: it threw up. So you're from man Originally Originally.
• 10:55
  Speaker 3: I'm from Fresnow. Well, actually I'm from Madera, California.
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: Originally.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 11:00
  Speaker 3: I say friends Now because it's closest, but uh born
• 11:03
  Speaker 3: and raised in in the big city of Madera.
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: I knew when I was in rehab our our pastor
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: had a church in Madera. He was he was known
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: as a known bank robber in Padera. Yeah, and he
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: brought banks in Madera, Fresno and then like what that's
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: his story. But now he's sober and he runs the
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: church and now he's robbing the church pastor, pastor Juan.
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: They never met him, him, Jesse, he was robbing banks.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he probably robbed all the banks in Madera County.
• 11:40
  Speaker 3: That's amazing that I wouldn't even know how to rob
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: a bank. I put on like a little ranger mask.
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: He put on the mask. Bro he put on the
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: masks of the Mexican presidents like the movie did President.
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, born and raised in Madera then uh then you know,
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: like lived in Fresno, started doing comedy in Fresno when
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: two thousand and eight. Yeah, and it's so funny, funny story.
• 12:12
  Speaker 3: I met you for the first time in two thousand
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: and nine at the Ice House and you were just
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: then everybody was being a total dick and a prima
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: donna to me, right because it's my first time at
• 12:23
  Speaker 3: a comedy club. It's at the ice House and here
• 12:25
  Speaker 3: you come and you're like I've never seen you before
• 12:27
  Speaker 3: you knew and I'm like, that's my first time at
• 12:29
  Speaker 3: a comedy club. Let me show you around. You took
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: my dad and I to every corner of the of
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: the fucking ice house, and my dad to this day
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: has like still he's like he watches you more than me.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: Last pots back then the annex, and then at the
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: back of the room by the bathroom, you know with
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: a phone, and then right there there the they were
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: Letterman first contract when you host to the shoulder eighty bucks.
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: Then it was changed the Monday pay the same and
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: all the old photos. It's changed. Now. I've been there.
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been there several times. It's uh, you know what, man,
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: it's just it's it's changed. Let's just say it's changed.
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I would notice that the that that place they
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: call the VI p Thottle people get to watch the
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: shows that just hang out right there. Well that's just
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: the comics.
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: That's just well it depends. Bro. Like I did a
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: show there and one of the comics friends was in there. Bro,
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: he was opening the bottles and everything. I was like, yeah,
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: we're never going back here. You were there, yeah, Bro,
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: I was just like, well this is nice one lasting,
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: so there's less less people could come in now.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: Because of that room.
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: They put a stop to just anybody coming back there.
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: You got to be on the show. And even then
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: the security is like, well who are you? And that
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: was weird. They didn't know who anybody was at first.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: The security was weird, they're stopping everybody.
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: I remember that.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: So he started in two thousand and eight. Infresno started
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: in Fresno with Andrew Covington with Andre, Yeah.
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: Dude, Andre still, I still talk to Andre. Super cool dude,
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: super cool dude.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: Andre Covington, you know him. Yeah, I did a couple
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: of him and Covington. He used to book all the
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: shows back in the day Infresno at the at the Bicycle,
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: look at the casino and little little theaters too. With
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: he's a DJ in the morning.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah he's on a Q ninety five.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah still there, he's still and cool dude. Cool was
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: a depth chap.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, damn yeah. Andre still to this day. Uh,
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: super and just a great, humble guy. His daughter actually
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: wrestles in w W E damn yeah, like one of
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: those minor leagues. But she signed a w W that's crazy.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: Said the room a bunch of times at the casino
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: and at that place, and those. I don't know that
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: there was Portuguese. Portuguese at the show.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's Portuguese, a lot more Mexicans than anything. But yeah,
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: once you start getting into Larry into the Deep South,
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: like Hilarry or Kerrman, you're gonna get a lot.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: Of Carman Brom Watsonville. I'm sorry to Rob Charlie's. That
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: was the only place over there we can hook up
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: with a mom and a daughter.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: That that was the facts we saw we should do music.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: Back in the day we to Portoville, said we sued
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: to it. We should call it Pornoville.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Charlie's was a place, you know, like where like
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Latinas they had a redneck husband will go to that place.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: They had a place for hip hop and Spanish music
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: and then a side with a cowboy bar and everybody
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: met in a bathroom.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we met a lot of people. We met a
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: mother daughter duo before that.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: How many years apart were they of the mom and daughter?
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, someone like H's a Central Valley b Lindsay. Oh
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: my god, let me tell you about Lindsay twenty ten.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Lindsay and you.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: Get a shot after that show?
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: What happened? Bro? Oh?
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: Bro, it was. It wasn't a mother daughter, it was
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: a grandmother.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Even better.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not that it was rough.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: The town of Lindsay under lives.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: Somebody said, yeah, Lindsay, Lindsay has all of all the
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Souther's Madara, but yeah, Lindsay olives are big.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's how did you meet him? Trick?
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, is it's a funny thing. Uh this guy,
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: first of all, Citric is just he's like my best friend,
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: and so the fact doing this together with he was amazing.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: But I met Citric at a at one of my
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: shows at Levity Live. I invited him to come out.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: He came out, and uh, yeah, before you knew it,
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: we were like we were buds like day from jump,
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Like we were just like we hit it off like
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: really good. We're texting each other stupid shit like the
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: first day like two teenagers madly in love. And then
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: before you know it, bro, like within a year, I said, dude,
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: you're hilarious. Why aren't you doing stand up? And he goes, ah,
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: you know, and I go, nah, bullshit, you're going on
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: tonight And he goes, no, no, no, not go no tonight,
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: You're going on tonight. Fuckers, a night and he did.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: I mean he, dude, And I love this story because
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: he goes up there. Now he comes from the hip
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: hop world.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: He has.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Now this is at Ventura Harber Comedy Club. Remember that place?
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: Now, now we've got nothing but like fifty sixty seventy
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: year old white people just sitting in there drinking their
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: little little cocktails. And here he comes, and he's got
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: the mic right up here in his mouth. He's like,
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: what's up, motherfucker. I was like, oh my god.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: People were like, oh my god, they're hiding their ship
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: in their purse. They thought it was a hijacker. Bro,
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: But he killed. He did great and and and to
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: watch his growth now, Bro, it's amazing.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, Bro, he's.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: He's crushing it.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: I've taken I've taken him to Reno with me. I
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: took him to Albuquerque, Bro, where he where he was
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: the unfortunate person had to close the trunk in front
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: of a bunch of nuns, and the caveat to that
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: is though we uh, somebody, probably me put a big
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: old pito on the back.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: The size of the trunk, and somehow that trunk fucking
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: popped over in front of these nuns and nobody would
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: get out. He's like fuck, so he gets out. They
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: looked at him like, oh my god.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: I didn't I didn't remember that the that that THEA
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: was under drawn on it. So I got out there
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: close the trunk and then I saw it and I
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: was like, oh fuck. And then I closed it and
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: I looked and there was nuns across and they were
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: just shaking their head, just looking at me and mad
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Dog and I just jumped back in the car. We
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: took go bro.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: It was a work of art po too, but it
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: was vainy bro I put. I took time on that
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: which all I had was dust and a finger.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: That was my first time I went out on the
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: road with him. And I think that's around the time
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: when he started putting me on stare because I remember
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: one time we up and he and he called me
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: up on stage. He goes, just come on, dude, just
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: come on, just talk to the people. I don't got
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: him with terror. Does you know I just talked to him.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: They just tell him a story, man whatever. So we
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: are for like a minute, I be with you know.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: We just kept climbing around and that's how it started
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: after that little but little that's when when that was
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: my official first show at the at the at the
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Harbor of you know, comedy club. And then I remember
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: George saw the post and George Lopez started, Hey, that's
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: because he called me Citral. Hey, Citral, you popped your cherry. Fucker.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: That's good. He needed to know. He's so funny, bro,
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: and he's so he's got all the everything you need
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: to do stand up he's got it. And and he's
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: so bro I have he is. For the last few
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: times he's been with me at the stand up club
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: or lave Factory Covina, he's been crushing bro.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: What's what's up ful people? If you're tuning in right now, man,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: we're here in the alternate world. We have Gabory Glass
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: yea Morena right, I'm the team. We have a Timu
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Fluffy Martin Morena. Man, he finally got with of the hair.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: No more being the big guy, horny guy. He's Christian
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: now fucking fluffy right hair got he surgery again. He's
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: fifty to.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Now you know what we're trajectory today.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Shout up to those banios Los Banos. Look, you've been
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: to thos right.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Bro, the city.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't it los Banos something on it?
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, No, it's los Banos.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, said, you're sitting like the white news reporter, because.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Every time I see the sign when we go up
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: that way, I see.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: That's why now bro, even it's not pass. But now
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: you're watching a new they have a wide let passo robos.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Today in pass I'm gonna get out.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: That's how it is, Bro. We have fog, so you
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: have so you have family and presno.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: I do, well, not so much anymore. I got my
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: niece Caitlin lives there, and my sister and uh, but
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: everybody else just kind of disbursed. They said, ah, he's
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: not here no more, so let's get.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: The fuck out of here. But my first time in Fresno,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I tell this story a lot because it really happened.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: We were doing a show Andrew Covington and that one
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: of the promoters. I guess he's to be in the
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Marines from Fresno, and we wanted to get weed, me
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: and Rodrigo, and he goes, yeah, man, let we go
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: to my cousin's house. And we go to this his
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: cousin's house and they're having a barbecue. A lot of
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: people bro, like all ages, like seventeen to forty five
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: and everybody bro. Everybody bro. Now in one of my
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: first time in fres know, and everybody had a bootdog
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: that to win a back right, And I remember saying, man,
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: these people love this college. And we didn't know until
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: we saw gang But yeah, man, we were there, man
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: for a long time. But we had no idea until
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: we saw it on Gangland that we were being we
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: were being Are you said trafficked? No, we were We
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: were being invited to by nice people. Man. They took
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: care of us. We didn't know, but I thought, like,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: you know, like I do a lot of colleges, for real,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I do a lot of colleges. But the time because
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: they were and some of them were all there were
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: college age, so I thought, okay, man, the half of
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: the football team is here, but the cheerleaders pregnant. Yeah, man,
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: it was crazy.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: That the bulldogs. Dude, I see this tattoo now growing
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: up there, you thought I would have known better. This
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: is for my dog that died. But bro, every time
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: I go to Fresno, I get hit up. It's like,
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: what's that tattoo.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I didn't know me because when I was a kid
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: in high school, you know, you you there was the internet,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: so everything you know about other Latinos is in books,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: so open to the cyclopedia and you know his book
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: about Latinos, and they show like there's it was like
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: a like a like they have the dead parade in
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Chicago over there by little little little little I don't
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: know what they call it, over their little little village,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: but it was by Pilson. But it was like a
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: big old Chicano fucking they have the dead parade. And
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I was just watching, Oh shoves Mexican Chicago. I didn't know.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Then I go to Fresno and thing but fresnelos bro Yeah,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: and they were called Fresnel Firm or Freshne something thirteen.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: But but I didn't know later on at that doesn't
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: even exist anymore. They turned over you know, I didn't
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: know that. Yeah, another corporation, Yeah, but it was it
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: was they were all Fresnel Fresnel fourteen. The firm I
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: think it's called or the or the something somewhere some word.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: But I remember now that you hear. I remember watching
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: that book and they had them and then then they
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: have guys from those pictures of people. It's funny about
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: how they found pictures of people in Chicago Latinos having
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: a parade. Not when they moved to California they got
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: SLOs and ship yea that we don't have parades here
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: like they would they would move to a Vera street.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Bro Right, Yeah, they could have seen a picture of
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: a lady crying for Selina picture or something.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like a religious thing, man, because California picture Latino
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: working in.
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what, bro, regardless, regardless, regardless.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: What you have shows coming up? Man, Bro, I do.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: I got a bunch of shows, don't you have? Only
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: you have to have a special right, I'm working on
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: it right now. We're working on something.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: We're all working on.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're all working on that.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Before you continue, you were radio because I had I
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: had lied to somebody, but I guess I said no, Man,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: I filmed dinner from radio. I must have did a
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: show a couple of times lying, yeah, because one time
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I'm promoting a show for Remember when before you started
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: doing stand up I'm pretty sure you were a fan
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: of stand up, right, and you went to a lot
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: of shows. Yeah, I did, I did, remember Joe Malage
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: and Pamelage and they were well before they became a
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: big management for Fluffy. They were well west right with
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Mark Babbitt from from over there, and there were there
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: were ream the only one that putting showed the Baker's
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: field because that's their town, right.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: And then Leonard Alaskaz, Remember Leonard, I.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Can't me called we're down because somebody took down my flyers.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: If posters on the telephone phones and selling tickets that way.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I know you you're young, how you are a young comic,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: bro and those shows and you're an older comic. When
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: you're a young comic, bud Weiser would always be bigger
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: than your name. And also some barbershops, school and bar
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: and a fucking bartender school.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Bro, I was at the bottom and were.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: You were you under? Were you underround? Coming soon next time? Yeah?
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Maybe you remember those days?
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: You don't have a rapper, BROA.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Sponsors always had the bigger names unless you're a big
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: name obviously, you know, but other than that, the sponsors
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: would always be there.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: So as a rapper, you have to side, man, how
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: many shows are going to do in the daytime while
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: everybody performing at night?
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Did you perform at daytime a lot.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: We did a lot of shows in the detail too.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: But what I would love about the rappers back in
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: the day was they would sell you the ticket with
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: no date, time or anything. I was like, wait, am
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: I supposed to cut now? They're gonna let us know?
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Wait a minute, you don't know now.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Like the sale on disclosed base.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: From living from living in that area, do you do
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: you run into people that call that area of the Bay.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: No la no, no, they do an ox nart A
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: lot people think Oxnard is uh is l a.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Oxnard and Pomona bro at the borders of Wow, you
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: shouldn't call it la no more.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Once you get to Oxnard. But I think once you
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: get to in Tura, then you gotta stop saying southern
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: California and say central Coast. But Alex Snard is like
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: they're about it though. The Oxnard people, man, they're they are.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: I'm not from there, bro. They showed me nothing. Nine
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: three zero three zero nine THW zero three.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: The air code five always been eight O five.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: That's always been five. They're talking about changing it, and
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: I guess the people were like, we'll cancel our phones.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: I think I think it was like Santa Clarita, he's
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: like a five two yeah, part of it, but.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: They get Toto like six six one. I know that
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: because I used to make a lot of prank phone calls.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: That Aero code used to go all the way to
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Baker's Field at one time.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: I think it's still does say. I think yeah it does.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Two nine though, that one that was a big one.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: That one went from uh Stockton all the way to Bakersfield.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: That's because I know my death was two nine. Are
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: you serious? Yeah, bro?
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: I remember when they changed it. I went and got
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: a cell phone real quick. I was I'll keep my
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: two on my number. But they changed it.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, back in the day, man they thought, you know,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: you're in southern California. Man, but you know your radio
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: and you could steal it here nine five point five.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: You're doing southern California.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Yea, yeah, yeah you can.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: You can hear that because I could hear. It's not
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: gonna meant thing, bro, ninety five point five, And that's deep,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: so deep, I know talking about I can't hear ninety
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: nine point one. You can't hear it anywhere people who
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: live in night nine point one. Yeah, but you know.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: We did actually interview you when I had a radio show,
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: but I was already doing stand up. I was doing
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: the mornings in Santa Barbara. Oh yeah for two years
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: and we interviewed you a couple of times actually, and
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: you're really really great to interview. One time you didn't
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: show up completely at all, but it was but I
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: impersonated you. You sold a lot of tickets for Fluffy
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: back att it people Team Fluffy.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: You know wordy let me do.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: To have been your biggest show?
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Oh man, it's uh the biggest one I think I
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: ever The one I've ever been a part of is
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Netflix as a joke, We're at Miracle Theater. Yeah, Bro,
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: that was one of the biggest ones. It was super
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: blessed to be a part of that show. Uh it's
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: to this day. I mean, what the brother, It's like
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: you're playing a Comico vision. Yeah man, but yeah, Miracle
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Theater with that that Netflix is a joke appearance was
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: it set a lot of things off for me, and
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: it was bro. I was getting booked a lot after
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: a lot of book things after that, and because during that, dude,
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: they gave me I was supposed to do twenty five minutes.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: They cut me down to five because the girl who
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: was supposed to get that spot that they were filming,
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: she was so hammered. I don't want to say who
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: it was, but she was hammered.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: She was she was hammered, hammered. She couldn't have been nervous,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: but she couldn't walk.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: She shouldn't be she couldn't walk. So they threw me
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: in real quick. She is, I'll tell you after after this,
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: I can't tell you right now.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: He's gonna you had to do twenty five? What's that?
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: So you have to do twenty five because you was
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: I was supposed.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: To do twenty five. They cut me down to five
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: and they're like go out there and they're filming this,
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: do good and I got a standing ovation. It was.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: It was intense, I was. It was just one minute.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: They're like run and I'm like, no, I don't run,
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: what are you talking about? And so that was it.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: But from that brove, I've been. I had a residency
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: at Oxnard Levity Live Rest in Peace and uh and
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: now they're closing it there. They've got no I think
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: they've got two more. No. This weekend is last weekend.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: Gary Owens. I just had my last show there and
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: we were completely sold out. But it's I'm gonna miss it.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: But now, uh, Harry Basil from Laugh Actory Covina gave
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: me a residency, and so did John at stand Up Club.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: So I'm over there a lot now clubs stand Up
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Club and Bellflower and uh laugh Factory Covina. I'm there
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: all the time, So no I should do. It's amazing, bro,
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: It's really it doesn't seem many. It's it's like one for.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: It's a club West. We're not doing really well for everybody. Yeah,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: it's great.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: And stand Up Club and bell Flower is always a hit.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: That that is like one of the best shows.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: You got doing Mic Drop You said.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just did Mike Drop Chandler. Wait wait, mic Chandler.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: The owner from Mike Drop It Arizona. Casey. I met
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: him before, Guy Guy. He used to work at the
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Tempion prop.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: Yep, he was a manager at Tempi.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: I know him. I'm back in the day by the way. Yeah, yeah,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: I know him. Casey. Shout out to Casey.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, big shout out. Casey is so dope. He
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: hit me up. He saw my tour schedule and He's like,
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: I am so pissed. I'm not on this, Like, oh well,
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: let's change that, you.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Know, doing Wise Guys in Vegas or Wise Guys in Utah.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: No, no, I haven't.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Well, Bro, I talked to the owner. He said that
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: he's gonna build a wise Guy's Comedy club in Cver City. Oh.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: Nice, Well, looks like we'll be there. Yeah, we'll be
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: waiting for your cover city.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: We can't get fluff and we got this.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: It's like when you open your ship and you're like, fuck,
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: we got he fluff older than you?
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: O y old?
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: I'm only forty seven. Wow, so he's older.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: He's like, what happened?
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: What's I saw you your show two years ago?
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: He looked tired as fog bros This man, Yeah, you
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: have worked together. Bro, were sitting like this, you're the
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: because I know that you know that I know in
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: that video that you pump him up sometimes, you know
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: when he's tired.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: It was like, Bro, you had a towel on your
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: head like the sticker show done.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: Lost Wait yeah I lost one hundred fifty pounds so far.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Sad they don't notice.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: Huh, yeah it is, well, it's you know, It's funny
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: because a lot of people that that really just see
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: me for the first time, take care of yourself. I'm like,
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: I'm funk, I'm trying. I'm trying, bro, and calm down.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: They don't start noticing Latinos don't start notis and you
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: you start looking really sick. Yeah yeah, loose.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Right away when he's smoking.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Are you okay? Before? I know that? That mad culture?
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: But why you're mad?
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: What was your favorite when you were when you're always
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: a big kid growing up?
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: I was a big kid.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: So you want a kids that has to eat to
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: be happy?
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: No, well yeah, no, yeah definitely. But I played too.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: I played sports as a kid, so baseball, football, wrestling,
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: all that stuff. But I wasn't so much of a
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: fat kid. That ship didn't happen until way later on
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: in life.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: That's the breakup. Yes, oh yeah, exactly, that's what you said. Bro,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: you're gonna kill yourself at fat We're survivors.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: I just want to look at that camera and say, look, bitch.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: I'm a survivor.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Who was she bro?
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: Oh man, I don't give her name?
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: West City?
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Tell you now?
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Did it?
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Just something stupid? Uh? Several times? And now it's I
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: am a nice guy, but this is the problem now
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: that I'm at where I'm at in my career. She
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: called me like three weeks ago, sent me a message
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, a Santa Boy, I don't know this number.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: I don't know who this is. And I guess she
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: was watching the show on Disney Plus that I do
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: a voice on, and so she, uh, she hit me.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: She I'm so proud of you. I can't believe you're
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: really making it. We need to we need to hang out.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: So I'm like, what are you talking about? Like, no,
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: you go back to the streets. Oh yeah, Disney mina
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: show on Disney Plus. I do a dub job for
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: that where I I dub over the American voice for
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: an ESPN announcer from Columbia and Argentina. Sorry, and uh
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: it's a soccer show. I don't know ship about soccer,
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: but bro, I faked that ship so good. But they're like, dude,
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: are you excited about the World Cup? What the fuck
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: is W I don't know.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: You do the voice over the new King of the Hill, right, Yeah?
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah for Mineo the Chef another season. Yeah. So so
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: last year was the first season they brought back with
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: the season fourteen for the revival, and then they just
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: dropped season fifteen.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: You're in that one too, Yeah, hell yeah, Bro.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: I got I got a few more seasons coming in man,
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: so you know, we're working on some new seasons right now.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: So so little bit little Man. You know, it's it's
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: out there and people are starting to recognize more.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's him, like that is one hundred percent
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: him on the show.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Everybody goes, hey, is it Mela Dominican or what's going
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: on here?
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: You should see me Bro Royal Crackers. I play a
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: computer geek. Oh, it's a show on Fox. Is no, no, no,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: it's a show on Fox. It's called We're supposed to
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Be from From from Philadelphia. It's called fuck oh Man,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Cable guys something. Oh shoot on Fox.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: It's on Fox.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: I'm not regular, a regular basic guy, regular basic guys.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: A job A cartoon about these guys that were working
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: at this job but other jobs were taken over by AI,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: but the union made a deal with them to pay
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: them for the for the next three years the regular salaries.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: We AI does their job and they help AI learn
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: their job. They basically you don't have to be there
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: no more. But they took it and paid for three
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: years with benefits so that all they do is chill
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: all day.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: And it's on adult Swim.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I play a computer geek.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I got to check it out now.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: It's hard. My character the chubby guy with glasses, I
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: don't know nothing like that.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: I think I think you brought it up right now,
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: know was it?
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: It's hard to find, bro, you never find it, Like
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: what's up? Full podcast? Man? So what's up? Man?
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Just chilling man? You know, like I said, just been
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: working doing doing the voice oover stuff. Man, I think
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: it's I think it's like a super chill funk gig man, right,
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: yea doing voice overs. It's like people always ask me, Hey,
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: what do you like? Do you like doing uh, regular
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: acting or or or or doing like voiceovers? I like both, butter,
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: but the voiceover is cool because you can just go
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: in and dress like whatever. Man, you don't got you
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: ain't got to worry about combing your hair, not that
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: im but I walk into and crack sometimes boxers you know.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Ship man, you look like Rick Flair.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like fucking George Washington, dug.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: You'd be the beat keeper.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Bro, put this over my face?
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: What's up? Food?
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Right here?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Man? We're right here. Man was Rick Flair, Dusty Rose, Sargers,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Flatter Rolling here, Let's do it baby, Roger Flunterer, Oprah Clutch.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: There were you wrestling fan back in the day. Fuck yeah, dude,
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: I'm such a big wrestling fan. And when you said
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Dusty Roads, I instantly was like, come on, baby, let's
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: do this right now. The male can dream Dusty Roll.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: I call my buddy and do that every day and
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: just say the nastiest ship that Dusty Roads.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: You know that that guy from that show with a
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: soda and the nuggets, which one? You know what, You're right,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: It's just so funny, the meatball a nugget and yeah,
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: we were just talking about that the other day there. Yeah,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: you know that the fries.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I used to watch that sea with my son.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Him and white people get away with shows like this
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: at a meeting, bro, like you know they are a
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: thought question? Wouldn't mean? Man, I fucking kind of started talking.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, wuldn't mean a talking me boy talking.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: But nobody Actou's never gonna fly? Man?
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: What don't mean there's a wait, there's a fucking large,
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: large sized fucking or chata drink and it talks to Yeah,
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: that mean public, just like, yeah.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: There's a bag of talking that. There's a bag of
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: a talkie that's pregnant talks with that looks maybe I
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: bet you pitched that show. It probably would get picked up. Man.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Imagine Bro talking on the chata with a fucking talk
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: with one bite on it. Yeah, and talkie's brother on
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: the ground and they just hang around, walking around, avoiding
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: bad ship like a crack pie.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: That's that's why you picked up.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: You got a picture there's a talking flower instead of
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: a glass tube.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Who's that? That's cracky rose? Imagine sadly cracked Bro said,
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: no flower and that no crack by just talks. You
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: remember those little flowers they would sell the gas station.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: It's like what you're talking about. So when I was
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: a kid, I brought the girl I really liked in
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: fifth grade we all did. Who brought her a rose
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: from the gas station?
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Bro? Open him up.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: They were panties, they were full pennies.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Remember that. I remember that when a dirty dog, no
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: mad idea, I'm like, I just got embarrassed. Story.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: That was in nineteen ninety Bro and I gave it
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: to this girl. She's like, oh my.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: God, Bro, my friend he had did time in prison already,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: and they were Coco and I, me and my baby
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: mamare having problems. So this fool said, I got you, Bro,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: I got you. Fool whatever. There he bought a bit,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: he wrote a fuck, he got a uh, he got
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: a love letter, and he wrote everything that I have
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: to say, and he wrote it on thatlo I've been
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: in prison writing that's hard to read. Write in penmanship, calligrafish.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: And then he bought two bullshit ass fucking that cheap
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: champagne champells, pink champels, bro and and and and about
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: the crack rose she did it. She said, yes, underwear
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: is my Mozart fucking wing Bro.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Mozart. George Washington slouted right here.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: Did I know you're a wrestling fan. That's amazing.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: We also have bro, just take that one out. It
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: was better that one. Oh yeah, that's better. Bro looks
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: like a yamaka hell yeah dog.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Bro, we're here with that. From where was?
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: Where was? Where was Marquis? Marquis the trick all the
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: way from the projects of Paris.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: Hey, Bro, you gotta let me bork for my next audition.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: I'm audition in this motherfucker. Oh my god, that's him.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Bro, you look like you want a log jacket, log jocket,
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: one of those logs when you're that's on a log
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: log dancing you like, Bro, you want a tough man contest, Bro,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: like throwing a car over a roof.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: He like picks up cakes to the.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Like a golf instructor.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: You look like Bro, a bouncer at an all lesbian bar. Bro,
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: You're like a a bartender and an oil ring off
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: off the coast of Arkstar Broke.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's good on you.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: I tell her I'm gonna do my next audition in
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: this wig and I to borrow. It is good on you.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: You know what it looks like that It looks like
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: he went and asked for an Edger haircut, and they
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: don't know what the fun he was talking about.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: I know, like the guys come back here, but I
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: don't know how I got an idea and he got one.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: He got one of those balloons. They saw a big
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: at the supermarkets again supermarkets and balloons, and he cut
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: it and had him put it over here. It looks
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: like you know, like John Travolta when he play that
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: now hit Man.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: And what movie was that? Remember?
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Oh I just saw that one on tub the other day,
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: you know one.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that one I wrote. No, it wasn't that.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, let's get back to your special shows.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: I'm having such a good time. That's amazing. Oh yeah,
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: so I've misfit. That's the first one the Alex Theater.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: That one's coming up in. Uh, I mean that's a
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: fucking so That's how I felt this chair was gonna do.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: I got that coming up, and I've got uh uh
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Tulsa Looney Bin coming up on the twenty sixth.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Oh that's a new club a couple of weeks.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: Oh that's gonna be amazing. Uh it's uh so I'm
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: I'm and then I got Plano. I'm doing a yeah,
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: same thing I'm doing Thursday at twenty sixth, that Tulsa
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: Looney Bin, and I've got oh really, what what's the date?
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know, so.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: I'll be there. And then I've got Mike dropping Plano
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: Texas U two shows Saturday the twenty ninth, and uh,
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: everybody wants to come out, just hit me up on
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: the I g comic film.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Adina comic film Medina Man from Disney, Netflix and Hulu.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, heck, how is how is that that? Texas?
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: The night Drop in Texas.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: It it's beautiful. Get Casey, Casey put up a great club, dude,
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: you should come. What are you doing for twenty ninth?
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: I'll I start the tour on Monday. But if you
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: want to roll, bro, I got you a right come out.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, crazy going to Texas.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: Plano suburb of Dallas.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Hey check, there's a Rudi's Barbecue in Plano, Texas. That
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: was the first barbecue ever ever. Ate. Oh really, it's funny,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: macause everybody was eating regular barbecue. And then I saw
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: this other area where because I was cheap and it's
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: and it's had like it's called it has the ends,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: you know when they call the sausage and then they
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: cut the little chip on the little water and they
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: put to a side and when they cut, Yeah, I
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: had a sandwich of that ship. No, that's look at
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: the sandwich that Rudy is on. Barbecue. Bro.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: There's one in Frisco, and I think I got to
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: drive to because I'm driving from from Tulsa to the
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: Dallas area for plano. But that's what it was fired
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: what diet what exactly?
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: What little rudies und the bottom right there, that one
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: that's a sandwich right there.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: That's a little fired all the scraps. Yeah, the best
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Texas y man barbecue in Texas. That's that's like the
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: best ship man, especially those hole in the wall spots.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: Fire bro At one time when we were when we.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: Were in in Texas, when I was years back, when
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: we were filming the movie Idiocracy, I was in Austin.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: I remember I told the I had a couple of
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: days off and I told one of the cat bub
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: yet you know, so I told I got a cabin.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: I told him, Hey, man, take me to like bomb
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: ass barbecue spot, you know, like like some bomb shit.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: He goes, all right, I'll take the spot it because
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: it's like really like undercover holding the wall type ship.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: But you're gonna fucking walk out of the satisfied. And
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: me and Nus were he here, my son. He was
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: like ten yers older the times we went in the dude, man,
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: we we went for the next two days. That's whe
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: we were going.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: He said, I'm like, oh, dude, he got sucked up
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: that's kay. Yeah, it's gonna be crazy.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Like the uh mic drops are just they're so amazing.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: Casey does like a really good job with those. And
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: you know, I wouldn't have met Casey if it wasn't
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: for Corey and Chad the Smash Brothers. Bro, they were
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: taking Dude, I owe a lot of this to them then.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: And you know what, dude, honestly to call it out,
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: I owe everything to Citric and Corey and Chad to
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: where I'm at today. Hell yeah, I mean if it
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: wasn't for this guy, and if it wasn't for Corey
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: and Chad, bro, I wouldn't be anywhere where I'm at today.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: A real talk. They push you to go out to push,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: they push you hard.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: They were using me, Bro. They came up to me,
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: like Corey called me, which god, I love that guy.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: Corey called me and he said, listen, uh, I think
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: you're hilarious, and I don't know why you're not getting
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: a break, why nobody's taking you on the road. He goes,
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: that's kind of bullshit, and he goes, I said, well,
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Somebody told me one time that Yeah,
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say it was tell you after the show,
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: got in my face and said, dude, don't ever ever,
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: this is not your show.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: They're not here for you.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: Don't get all crazy on that stage and kill it
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: like that. You got to leave me.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: So Willie burst.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: But whoever it was said that to me, and I
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: told Corey that Corey's like, that's bullshit. Ralphie May always said.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Ralphie said, always if you if you're not stealing the show,
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: you're not working hard enough. And Cory said, will take you.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: And Corey took me for like. I still go out
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: with him sometimes just to hang out. But I owe
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: Corey and Chad so much for that. And then Citric bro,
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: I would not be anywhere with the commercials or the
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: voice acting I'm the voice of a big pizza chain
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: that I'm their their national voice. And dude, Citric got
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: me that. The agents, the managers all Cory Chatman.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: They bring up the white chair with big booties and
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: dirty show and when they wear about wait wait about
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: nothing are always popping man.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: Dirty shows are amazing. There's but again at that show, bro.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: So we took Cittric with us to Pittsburgh and the
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: dirty show over there. Yeah, the Dirty Show, Pittsburgh Improv.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and stay at the hotel the treet with that
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: big old machiners.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah we did. Bro Boom boom.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: I don't try that's the that's the old Gary Gurney. Bro.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: We broke an elevator. Bro, we all go the elevator. Dude,
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: the elevator broke like it was and then we're like,
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: what the fun? And then was like what do you mean,
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: what the fun? We're all in here, and so Cory left.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: He's like, I'm not writing, I'm out of here. So
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: then we we were like we'll be fine. We're like,
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: oh no, dude. The lady opened things. She looked at me, Bro,
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: I was the culprit.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: When I go, why did it break?
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: She looked at me. She went, you don't know why
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: it bro? And I'm like, jeez, come on, but yeah,
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: we busted that element. Bro. It was down for the
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: whole three days we were there. Climb the stairs.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: Bro had to do the stairs the rest of them.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what are the places you've been in the Bro?
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: I've been to Rodney's in New York. Shut up Rodney
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: Dangerfields Club that was brought okay, and I don't care
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: how this sounds. But I cried. I got a standing ovation.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: I cried because that's right, that's where they shot the specials. Bro.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: That that made me even want to get in the
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: stand up.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: What was that?
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: I've been to Magooby's.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: I'm going back to Mcgoobi's in Baltimore, Gobies and and Timonious.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I say, because I've been so uh over there.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Oh yeah, bro for real, because but everyone
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: thinks they're Mexicans, so they don't they don't care. So
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: I'm doing that one again with Jason Schuster and it's uh,
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: it's dude, I've been to uh where else have I been?
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: Uh, I've been to Florida, probably a lot of shows
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: in Florida.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: And four Myers I did off the Hook, I did
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Captain Brian Bro.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Dude, I'm not gonna say nothing because I heard Captain
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: Brian's like Tony's aprano out there. The spot I appreciate you, Buddy.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: Side Splitters was another good one. And then I'm going
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: to the Miami Improv. I think I'll be there in
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: October November, so it's uh, it's definitely picking up. So again,
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't wouldn't. None of this would be possible without
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: without Corey in chat, without Citric.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: That's that's funny. You said that about Captain because his
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: parents they go to every show, rather staying in the
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: front of every show. Even if Captain Brian out there
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: all the time. I give a shout out. I think,
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: give it a shout out to man, Captain Brian. Father's
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: right here, man, and then mother right here, man, Captain
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Brian's father. Man. He blinks a nye to fucking sandwiches.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Close down a bro.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: He was at the show, and Bro, I he wasn't
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: laughing at any of the comics. So I'm closing it out.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: I'm doing forty five. I go up there and I
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: just had a heart the heart conversation with him that
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: was so filthy dirty. He became a fan that night.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: It was awesome. Oh it's amazing. But you know, I
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: one thing I've learned, and this is this, some people
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: may think I'm wrong for this.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: I tell my openers and and I'm like, hey, listen,
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: we'll eat after the show. Let's not eat at the club,
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: because dude, it's so hard right now, like for for
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: anyone to sell a ticket for anyone to get anybody out.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Don't eat their food. Let them make their money. Like
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: I was just in Chandler and they're like, well, can
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: we get you guys eat. We're like, we love Casey,
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: we're not eating anything. We appreciate it, but we'll eat
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: after the after the show on our money. And if
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: we buy a drink, we buy the drink. Bro, We're
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: not gonna go in there. So if the club owners,
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: if you're listening, we're not gonna eat your food, and
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: we're not gonna cost you money to have us there.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: But yeah, it's it's.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: The East Coast is a whole different ballgame when it
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: comes to stand up comedy.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: I used to eat at eight. Now I don't eat
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: that much, but everyone else eats at the club unless
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: unless we say we're gonna eat afterwards. But I remember
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Bro eating afterwards and going back going to sleep at
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: four in the morning or sometimes probably five am, and
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: it's and I'd be like, you know what, they're gonna
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: open up the breakfast that's six. I will pick out
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: dog and then go back to sleep.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: Up at noon bakfast. When we're booking hotels, it's always
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: at Spring Hills sweets.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: On the merry.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: You're done now, Tommy tease than.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: I have a great club. I didn't. I didn't like
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: it at first because they're sat there seated weird. Uh,
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: they're they're like this in rows and they're turned to
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: look at you. I'm like, oh, this is gonna suck.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: It was actually one of the best times I ever had.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: You know, sometime when you're doing the show like this
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: and you know that everybody was straight ahead is watching
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: the show. Everybody up there, everybody will right, but over
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: there to the left in the back, they ain't watching
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: ship Man there television right.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they do well Ontario improvs like that. I know
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: that if you don't look to you're not paying attention
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: to that far left hand corner. Uh, they'll say something.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: They will start getting chatty.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: You gotta make a notice.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and same thing. But that's why I like Levity
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: Live so much. And you know you've been there a
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: ton of times. Beautiful club. I'm so sad that it's
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: that it's done. It's it's over. So I don't know, man,
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: I'm hoping that Oxnard or Ventura County picks up something.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Do you get to promote your shows? On Reco and
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: mambo I.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: Do and by the way, mambo another instrumental person loves
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: you to death my death. I do mambo show all
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: the time. But uh yeah, I just did.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: I just did another great club Santose improv. I just
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: did that club and that was like, Bro, nobody from
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: Santose was there. All people from Gilroy shut up to
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: gil Roy Gilroy Bro. They were in the house us
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: that night. But I'll tell you what, Bro, I I
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: appreciate uh, just from meeting you on day one. Bro,
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: it was such a you were you left such an
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: impactful moment with my dad. Like he's still I'm telling you,
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: I will send my dad a clip of me getting
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: a standing oone. He's like, yeah, but hey, did you
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: hear what Felipe said in that Netflix. I'm like, yeah,
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: I watched it, Dad, thank you so much, and say
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: name was Cindery. They they brag about him to where
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: their nurses are like, oh is that your son? They're like,
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: an know, we wish.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: What's your Instagram? Dude?
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: At Comic Film Medina. At Comic Film Medina, if anybody
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: hits me up on there. For those two shows at Tulsa,
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: Looney bin or uh Plano Texas mic drop. I'll hook
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: him up with a four pack of tickets for free
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: on me because I know times are tough out there
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: right now. So come I don't and I'll tell you why, Bro,
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: Because I'm fat and lazy having to carry an extra
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: fucking suitcase, Bro with with kouzzies and it. Bro.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: So I must have rides, Dude, that's a scene.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: You know what I did?
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: So I was on the road with one must have ride.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: I was gonna with Steve Travino for a while, and
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: Steve would would hand out cooziess like, I want to
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: give this one to a teacher. I want to give
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: this one to a military guy. I want to give
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: this one to a nurse. Around the can the little
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: thing that you put in around the can. So I started,
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: I started like, I want to give this one to
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: a slot was actively cheating on their husband.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: I saw those.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: How much you? How much youseurs.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know the game.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: Like it has my name on it, but liked all
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: my mer right here. I like the baseball team was
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: about those socks. Bro get home and say we saw
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: a little package right there of of rolling papers lighters. Bro, lighters.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: You know, can I just sell your merchantise.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: Your fans smoke wheed, kid, I do, I do fans
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: do smoke whe You can go to downtown on labor
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: and get a by a grinder like the grinders by
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: a cheap sticker right next door.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna sell those mcgoobies to all the Jewish moms
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: out there.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: You know they You ever hung out with the owner
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: of Magoobies?
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: No, no, I heard the dope.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Bro's awesome this guy if you hang out with him
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: telling him about his time in Vietnam and the whole
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: time in Vietnam, he would always the driver for a
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: big shot. He drove his captain around, he drove the
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: lieutenant around, so he was mainly just driving the around.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: So he's like radar from ash Due.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: This guy told me he made so much money because
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: also he was in charge of the of the was
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: he in my military? You were like the moment of jacket, Bro.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: I do look like that dude comber like baby with
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: soap comber par yeah, like like like said.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he wanted to tear from the wonderers.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: Or him from from from my tysons child.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: For what I was talking about anyways, why did about
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: the owner of Goo movie. So he was telling me
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: that he made he made so much money. We're doing
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: like transtas bro like he thought he wasn't he I
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: don't know he's stole. But he was in charge of
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: all the all the per diems, like all the local
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: like whenever, Like you have a family, so here's your
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: for your whole family for the month. He had extra ones.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: He was selling them. Oh. Then he goes he will
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: do beer runs for the captain bro, and they saw
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: beers or not the base.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: That's smart.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: That's why is such a good guy.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's up for?
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: We are film Medina and Cistrict right here. Man comedy duo.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: Go check them out. They're doing the Honeymooners man, the
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: remake of the Honey the Honey Fools, the honey packs.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: That's a new thing.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: Somebody says they're good and somebody else says they're not doing.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: No pills, Bro, I was selling I was selling fake
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: viagra at my shows from when I first started getting
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: a little right.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Up pills and selling them for that happened my hand
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: got hard pills.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: I got scared because these guys like due to go
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: to the hospital like, oh, stop selling these, bro.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: Have you done by grow?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Bro, yeah, dude, it's you know what, it's
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: not that the people are like, oh I don't need that,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: don't be listen. It's b I love because it's performance
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: enhancing drugs. Bro, you want one, Okay, when we leave,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: I'll take carry. I got you.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: We need to carry the whole pocket from it.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: When when you do it one time right and they
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: know you did it, and then later on you don't
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: use it, it don't work, the stands and use it
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: and then they start like maybe you should grab that pill.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Well, come on, I'll be home runs.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: Look at Barry Bonds. All those weren't home runs.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: You're good Brom Pirates.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: Oh I never forgot.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: Show show Verry Bonds and the Pirates and then Verry
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: bothering the Giants.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, totally dude. This it's like the Rock when
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: when Rock we first started to Now.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: Jeezus, he's like super buff.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, look at bib Bro, He's like he looks like
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: Urkle there, but very Bond is huge, bro, look at
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: him different.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like my very Bond that you're dick with
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: no viagra. And then you're dick with Viagra, Playboy Mansion
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: and Playboy rb terords for the cock. He've done drugs.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: He's like coke.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Bro, I actually, uh who right now? Citric actually
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: even told me, Bro, because at one point I was,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: I was, I was doing a lot of coke and
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: he had to talk to me. You were doing comedy comedy, Yeah,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: I was not of control.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Bro. Were you two thousand stix through nine?
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: So Citric hits me up, Bro, and he told me.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: He goes, Bro, you're you're pretty erratic, douggie, like you're
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: doing coke or something. BROB Yeah, dude, He goes, how
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: the fuck you gave you so much weight?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: He goes, you're playing that ship on pizza.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: But they're gonna be cutting with my butter. Bro.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: I got up to four coke, Yeah, coke, pills fast.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: I was doing everything, Bro.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: So he's in cold Heroine.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: Never Heroin, Never Heroin, crack, ecstasy, ecstasy, cokesroom, mushrooms, acid, acid,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: anti acids.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: I was doing everything, the recreation everything, ecstasy was nuts.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: I was, I was, why are we getting into this?
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: You're up like for those parties and like in those outfits,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: like feathers. Yeah, bro, it's like going and that he
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: was just his pats were like cookie the cookie monts, Yeah,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: cookie Mons with pants. I know.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: I was wearing the top with no pants and good thing.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: I took on those biaggress When you party, did you
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: party with your buddies yourself or was myself? It was
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: always like it was always dudes, chicks, every not fucking dude.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: Not there's anything wrong with that. I'm just saying that
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: we were. I was hanging out with everybody. The only
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: time I would do I would take purposets by myself purpose.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: Everyone.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: Like, what's that feel like?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Dude?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: I imagine said, damn, just just coming at the end.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: You know that that feel it's like that for hours.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Wow, Like imagine that that. That's like
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: the feeling of coming at the end and then peen
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: sitting down the last three drops.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know. So that's what I didn't like. I
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: didn't I didn't like Norkos, didn't like Norcos. I thought
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: Norcos Norcos got me sick.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: I thought Berger said we're illegal, not illegal, but banned,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: like they stops making them. No they're not.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: I don't know if they're I haven't done it in
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: a while. O, caase anybody's watching this. No, it's been years.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: But Bro, I was like it was awesome.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: We were like selling it. We're doing Bro.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: I was twenty three driving and escalade.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: Come on.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah. I didn't start using though until I
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: was doing comedy. And when I was doing comedy, that's
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: when I was I thought I was big ship in
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: fres Now know DJ? Also I was a morning radio host. Yeah,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: in Santa Bar at parties. No, no, no, no, Bro,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: are you kidding my? I would have nil Sa daka
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: on the playlist.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: We're gonna slow it down a bit bubble.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, never a DJ, but I would. I knew
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: a lot of DJs because of the extasy DJ right here.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: I remember that guy. I promoted my show on his show,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: and I knew nobody was gonna show up from his
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: show the Panitation. Yeah, nobody sold that well. I was
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: promoting my English show on his Spanish show. Friend tho
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: or Bankers going to show up? Hey, do you remember
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: a woman that was a DJ, rock and roll DJ
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: in that your area. She's old school. She had blonde hair,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: fucking big blonde hair, and she told it was before
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: the internet. All her facts. She had a big old
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: rock and roll and tyclopedia, this big oh sh there
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: was Jen Lip. Maybe that should have been Jen Lip
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: was was a female when I met her. She was
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: a radio in her early forties, so she might have
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: lived sixteen. Now, yeah, Jen Lip was older and she
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: was rock and roll bro. And then to the end
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: she had on.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: Kr z R in Fresno. If I'm not mistaken, that
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: was the Wild.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Hair, The Wild Hair, the Wild Hair. And then she
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: gonna let this and she asked me a question that
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: she went, you know, it was that's Zeppline constant Riot
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: where people they were bad from this constantly did in Florida.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: I guess that's crazy, I know. I yeah, because no,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: it had to be her because she told me that
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: Van Halen. One of Van Halen's first shows was at
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: the celend Arena in Fresno, which I think I might
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: have saw you at the celend Arena in Fresno. Yeah,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: I'm almost positive before probably was.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: We used to performing all the cars back then.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: That's the thing. Did you ever do like music and
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: comedy together? No, okay, because you knew better. I didn't
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: know better.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know, like perform with music people.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: Who are performed with not with your own not your
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: own music, but like would you. I opened up for
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: Brenton Wood, I opened up for uh, for DJ Quick.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: Oh Bro, I was off that stage so fast, Bro,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: I was supposed to do twenty minutes. I only have three.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: I was like, okay, see how this goes.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I hold show bro in Saginaw, Michigan. Yeah, Bro,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: I was like seventeen hundred people and it was like
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: Mafia performed, and little little what's his name, little betro
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: or little Fernie, little.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: So something, little something, no music, and and and because
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: I promoted. I mean as a comic, we're all promoted,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: but music and in comedy they sound alike. They say
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: it's gonna be fun. It sucks, dude, it's the worst ship.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: And Brent Wood, God rest his soul. But the look
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: Book and Bro, that ship. I don't want to hear that.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: They don't want to hear me talking about drinking chocolate milk. Bro.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: Ive seen the when they do music at a comedy show.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: But like the while while the people are really showing up,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: they got the Mariacci.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: Or I'm here we get the heckler. You're doing a
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: dirty joke outside in a park anyday. How you do
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: a comedian with your dirty comic. My daughter's here. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: So you can find a babysitter to have a baby,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: but you can't have a babysitter. They have a good time.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: That happened to me in al Paso at the comic Strip.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: I was just talking to this guy and I'm not
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: a clean comic. I'm a dirty comic. And I'm asking
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: this guy like a blade cunch. He goes, Dude, my
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: kids are here, and I was like, why did you
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: bring your kids? You're making myself look like a wick office.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: I know, I was doing a show last week in
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Greensboro and this might not go over well on a podcast,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: but it happened. I was there and then there was
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: a man there with a thirteen year old son, and
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: I was doing crowd work and I do the worst
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: crowd work. And I asked the guy when thirteen years old? Bro,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: what are you doing here? Bro? You trying to hook it?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: Are you looking for an older man here or what?
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: And I said, let me tell you right now, man,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: if anybody here the registered sex of fender Man and
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: you don't know the kids we're gonna show up. We
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: used to get the Pacati area and you're about to
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: get a paro violation right here, a fucking child here.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: And my definitely goes over well on the podcast.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: But he was I found out a little one that
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: the dad's a stand up comic also, so he took
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: his son to the show. He's thirteen. I guess it
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: was one of those comics that's probably used his stand
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: up comedy to cheat first and then get better at comedy.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: So he probably has to take his son to do
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: this everywhere. Now, I know you've been doing this in
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: two thousand and eight. That's a long time now, eighteen years.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah along the way, man, have you met comics that
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: were funny but they only used it to hook up
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: at the end of the show.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were hot. They just wanted to hook up
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: bad bro.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: They didn't care. But they were funny, but they didn't
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: want to move past that level because they were married
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: They didn't want to do that. And I remember this
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: guy specifically, I want to say his name. No, Oh
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: my god, I just got.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: What you're doing.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: This guy goes, he goes Hey, what do you guys
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: gonna right now?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: What are gonna do?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: What we you cann do?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: He's talking really fast. I go, uh, probably just stay
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: at the hotel and party with with with these people
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: over here. He's like, I'm trying to get my rape on.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: I'm like whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: I was like, I go.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: Have a good time. Please don't do that.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Let's see you later, buddy. Yeah, I know you would
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: think that he'll have a new word by now. Yeah.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: This was in twenty ten, okay, And when he said
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: that to me, I was like unbelieveable. What the fuck? Yeah,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: that's why I thought I was still living a friends
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: and I was like, Ellie's wild, bro. But it's you know,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: I've run into a lot of comics who were purposely
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: just for that and uh and then as I as
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: I've grown up in this industry and I see him now,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: I'm just like, oh, I for got caught because he's
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: not even funny anymore. Yeah, he's just going through the
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: most What was it?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: What been your worst bomb? Like said, oh my god,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: this hurts. It's it was it was.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: Probably uh damn, dude, there's there was so many uh
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: at the at the beginning of my career. God damn,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: I think the first the worst one was at the
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: Hollywood Improv. The Hollywood Improv. Bro, Remember refrid Fridays, Yes, dude,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: I was doing Refried Fridays. Jason Collings got me in there.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: I met Richard and Jason's like told Richard via, dude,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: this this kid's funny, bro, he'll kill it.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: But I went up.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: I bombed so hard. This guy looked at his fake rolex.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: He was wearing a Fliction shirt. I remember Flicktion shirts.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: He was he was he thought he was boff. He
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: had big arms, but he had titties too. So this dude, this, this, this,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: this white dude in the front when it really La
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: eleven sitting there and he looks at his watch. I'm bombing, bro,
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: I don't need help to tell me.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: I'm bombing.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: This fucking dude looks at his watch, looks at me,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: looks at his girl and says, and I can read
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: his fucking lips and goes, this fucking guy sucks like God,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: And that's my time. Good night, everybody. I got off
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: the stage rol. It was horrendous. That was the worst one,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: and the second one was at the ice House for
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: the first time with you. That was the way and
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: you were so bro. There was one comic who's a
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: little piece of shit and now he does bars, but
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: he was a dick to me and I'll never forget him.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: But you came up to me and go, hey, you're
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: not always gonna kill and I know, but I sucked it.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: I didn't want your set. I don't know if he sucked,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: but just keep going.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: And I did.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: I took that advice. In eighteen years, I've never stopped.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: I've never quit. Yeah, I kept going, but uh, I
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: appreciate it, dude still to this day. Man. Yeah, that
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: fucking dude looked at his watch and goes, this guy
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: fucking suck. He said it so much like.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: This guy the fuck. Oh my god. I could taste
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: the worst song.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I was like, oh man, and I was like,
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: good night, that's my time.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: I bought one time and there was people that always
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: come see me, right, I get it to all their
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: fun the funny, and I could hear him tell their friends,
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Oh my god, that's what I apologizing brought
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: to the Frank I'm sorry. Fine, the worst brother when
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: you're bombing and it's a corporate gay like somebody's job.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: And there's a black layer right there and she says
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: he need help. Yeah, that's rough.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: But as you got as you progressed, like you need
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: help any Jesus baby.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: I had a black guy once after the show gave
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: me a bye. He said, see the problem, my man,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: you were up there too long, Oh my god, to
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: do twenty minutes. That's the problem. Man, She's been hosting
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: that motherfucker. May people get to know you, they like you,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: and you come back all that bullshit you were saying.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: You're like, thank you Red Fox for your for your advice.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: The fuck are you get patron or what? I still
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: get paid? Did it happened to you? We do a
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: show and and you had a female comment that's new
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: and she had for a spot. You give her a spot,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: but then you know that she's real new, but she
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: wants to get paid that night to her everybody else, Yeah,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: well e mail comment too.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: I've had that to where I had I had a
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: kid come up and he wanted to do stand up
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: And I'm about giving opportunity because I will always do
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: that because I've been given opportunities even even when I
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: didn't get him. I promise myself I'm gonna be that
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: guy he wants it, I'm gonna help him out. Uh.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: This guy said, hey, I've never done stand up before.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: I would love to do a couple of minutes on
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: your show at Levity. That's a tall order, buddy, that's
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: Levity Live, and that's that's that's like the.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: Corporate office pops in on the that's a mom bro that.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah bro so so I said, okay, you could have
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: two minutes. Dude, he asked me before the show. I
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: forgot to ask you how much I get paid for this?
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: I go, how mush you get paid? I call my boy,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what best thing to do. Uh, get out,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: go sit in the audience. You're not ready for this.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: I didn't make any money for ten years. I'm still
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: barely making money and I'm still doing it.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: No, this ain't for you. You're trying to do this
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: to get paid. It'scadatto. I've never had a female comic
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: do that. Which again, I feel like, man, I just
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: I get people opportunities all the time, maybe even when
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: they're not as funny as but you always want you
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: always want to root for them, because again, I don't
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: want to be that dude.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: I had a lot of guys I hit up for
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: shows and they'd be like, nah, fuck no, actually no
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: fuck no. I'm like, oh dude, And now now they
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: now they hit me up. Hey, can I hope for
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: you on the road? No, aren't you? Aren't you doing
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: Stevens Steakhouse? No?
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: Not the Godfather?
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: That that.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: Wow? So yeah, how be I got I bombed with
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: Willie bart Stand. I brought the show where it was
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: a corporate gig. He got hired to the ice House
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: to go to a restaurant employee show. All the employees
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: from the hotel TA and I guess they were all
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: working right, They were all here for the for the
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: comedy show. And I was the opener and it was
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: a black lady. She was dancing around bro trying to
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: get attention without performing, and I said, mass, somebody, somebody
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: getuld wear a Santa had to wearing a red red shoes,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: a red dress and a Sanda had a shoe drug
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: driv running around all drunk dancing and she likes the
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: supervisor of all the piss there, I guess, and I
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: called her mess up, and I said in sat I
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: said in England, banished to get a laugh, and and
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: then it went. It didn't go that well, man, I said, Man,
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: is this somebody's wife here man dancing around or somebody
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: or sata ho. Bro.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: I'm reading these comments and one of this is, hey,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: Sue's never ready. Just he said, damn Stephen punching the
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: air right now in the kitchen. Ah, hilarious, hilarious.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: Who's what's Stephen? Bro? Stephens? Take those Stephen mega man?
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: You bombed before, Bro all the time. No they hurt,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: you know, I mean ship man, if it doesn't hurt,
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: I guess what time I got taken off the stage
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: by the by a captain, the LPD captain and the
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: ship because I wanted to do something that the dude
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: I had to run off the back. Yeah, we almost
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: got changed by the LPD because I was almost do
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: twenty minutes. I end up doing like five or ten
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: and get that food off the fuckings. They chased me out.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: I went and ran up.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: They got a man.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know I was talking. I was talking hell
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: of shit, it was I think I was talking about
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: fucking getting some gum jobs from an old lady or
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: some shit.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: I guess it was too much for that. I don't
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: know what the fuck was.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: But they didn't think so I did remember that that
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: was awesome.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: I got tied brother and people, the people that the
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: person that didn't like me that they gave him the
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: check and they don't want to let go over there.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, funny story Sacramento. I'm not gonna mention
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: the club because they don't they I'm not going to
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: give him that. Uh. They told uh, Corey, Uh, Corey
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: and Chad, they said, hey, listen, I don't know who
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: the feature is, just tell him be funny. Of course, no,
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: he's hilarious. Guy's headlining on his own already. So I
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: go out there and I'm doing thirty minutes, but I'm
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: also mixed crowd work into material. So I'm out there
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: and she comes up and she tells Corey, Hey, tell
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: fucking TIMU Fluffy cut that ship. Cut the cut that
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: crowd work shit out, which, by the way, I'm destroying
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: with this crowd work. Cut the crowd work ship. I
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: don't like CrowdWork. Okay, she tells me, I didn't listen.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: Now he were the third show and she she says,
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: she comes up to me and she goes, I'm not
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: fucking playing with you.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: Listen to me.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: You better not do anymore fucking crowd crowd work.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: I said.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: No, but uh so, I go, oh, is that a problem?
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: She I'm not paying I'm not paying you for CrowdWork,
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: some bitch. I'm like, all right, relax, I'm not a child.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: That's all you. We just had to have conversation. She goes,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: thirty minutes of material. I said, you got it. I
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: went out there, I listened to her. I did thirty
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: minutes of CrowdWork. I didn't give a fuck destroyed. Cory's like,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: oh dude, she's so mad. And so she comes to
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: get in my check and she drops it in front
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: of me. Bro I got paid twenty five bucks on
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: a show I check with on her fifty bucks. I
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: was like, are you kidding me? That's why you're mad?
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: What is like?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: Some people are promoters get mad, other comics get mad
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: about crowded I mean the.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: Whole Yeah, that's your whole job is to make the
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: people laugh, right, no matter what you're telling you.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: I'm of the opinion and when I have comics. Oh,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: because I've done the Comedy Store and like, oh, he's
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: doing crowd work. It's like, yeah, because it works and
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: I'm funny. And you just went and dow the material
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: and it bombed because you're talking. You think you're fucking
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: Jerry Seinfeld and you're not, and you're not. So so
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: it's so funny. But no, I mixed the crowd work
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: with material and it's uh, dude, it's so funny. As
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: long as my thing is this, I'm not a purist.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: I'm not. I don't know what Jerry sign, what fucking
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: underwhere Jerry seinfelt worth the tonight show.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: I don't care.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: I care about everybody in that audience, laughing, having a
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: good time. I don't care how I got there. I
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: don't care what I said to get there. As long
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: as you leave happy, that's all I care about.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: That's it. That's film Medina people.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: Hey, no, hold on, we're talking about that for a second.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: You said, I such a fan of Felipe, right, such
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: a fan. I love this guy to death and I
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: wish I wish our paths had crossed.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: Well, here we go.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: He picked up his his ATML. That looks like the
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: thing they have at the bank.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: My ass.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: No, I really am a very big fan. And and
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you and again, I do wish our pasts would.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: Have crossed more.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: This is.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: Love.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 3: It would it. It would have been the greatest o
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: D in the world. Bro, that would have been the
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: greatest good bye everybody, so oh my god, Yeah yeah, bro, No,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: I I just uh, I forgot. I was gonna say,
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: I gotta do what you just did right now, I
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: did the same thing. I forgot what I was gonna say.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: You're a big fan, A big fan. We got it.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: We covered that. I wish you would wish it would
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: have crossed paths earlier and more more often. I just
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: I think that I had nothing that I love. Willie
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: had nothing to do with him, anybody you mentioned from
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 3: Stevens Steakhouse.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: Not true.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: Anyway. I just I just think that doing doing this
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: career of stand up comedy, Bro, it just it doesn't
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: matter how you get there, if you're if you're pop.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: And I know that's not what I was gonna say.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: I'm feeling right now what we do in the radio.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: If you if you make the people laugh, shut the
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: fuck up. I don't matter, don't sit there and be
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: a comedy purist and say uh, And that happens a
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: lot the comedy store.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: They do that.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: They're like, oh, it's just let me tell let me
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: tell you a story about it. Oh I don't like
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: flying Southwest instead, I gotta fuck yourself. What are you
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: talking about?
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: Why is it?
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: Depending on there's funny like shut up.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: No care, bro, this guy this gun left their bird
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: bank on solid with they because the burd bank starts
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: with like your mom, she goes both ways.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 3: And by the way, I'm so happy south brought back
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: that double seat. I'm so happy they brought that ship
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: because I was sitting in a little girl's lap the
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: other day. Come on and she's like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: that's time I told her. She goes, Are you fluffy?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: I am, no, not anymore. I did. I used to bro,
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  Speaker 3: I used to steal it and I just extra one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you always because you don't know. Sometimes plane on have one,
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  Speaker 3: they'll kick you off the fucking plane because the Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I was like, you gotta go. Uh yeah. If they
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  Speaker 3: cannot locate one, they're not gonna hold the flight for anybody.
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  Speaker 1: Man. Have you been in a plane where there's too
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: many big motherfuckers in the back and they have to
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  Speaker 1: shift people around. I get up all the time like
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  Speaker 1: this and I put my hand up. I'm hoping for
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  Speaker 1: the day they taught me. Not you, fat ass bro. Bro.
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  Speaker 3: The other day there was there was a big old dude,
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  Speaker 3: and now I was I was, I'm big, but this
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  Speaker 3: motherfucker was huge, right, I mean she was massive. She
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  Speaker 3: was big, bro. So I turned around. I was like, oh, fuck,
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  Speaker 3: she's right behind me. I was like, oh who this
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: plane and going nowhere for a while, and they moved her.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, hey, we got to just move you over here.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's more room over here. And you know
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  Speaker 3: why what I do? I was like, it's us. It's us.
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  Speaker 3: It's me and you. It's not you. I don't worry
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  Speaker 3: about it.
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  Speaker 1: It's us.
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  Speaker 3: It's us. We're big together. Have you read Okay, you're
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: you're not really a big guy, but if have you read?
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  Speaker 3: To use the bathroom and the airplane?
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  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, bro, I go to the first class one.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: Get everybody matter. Yeah, I don't get where I said, broll.
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  Speaker 1: It was the front. I need to stretch up my legs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I had to do it, and it was
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: in the back of the plane, Bro, that little closet.
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 3: I got in there and I was like, all right, dude.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: I started to piss and it was one of those
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 3: pizziness bro, you know, like sometimes your pistol going a
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 3: different direction. I don't have room to hold my ship.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: I'm just letting it out.
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 3: It passed all over the toilet paper. I was hitting
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 3: the sink, the mirror, everything. Bro.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, something I gotta lean like this and then leaning
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: like this forward and almost like I'm flying, bro to
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: pat it.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm not the only one that's That's that's the
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: crazy thing.
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  Speaker 1: What soo park there, Thank you very much to a
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: film indeed not co host Cit trick Man. Yeah. To
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: watch them on King of the Hill.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely King of the Hill on Hulu number one show.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: It's it's the number one show when it came out, dude,
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: And and I'm so proud of him, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I